Potential Outhere Brothers bootlegs

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Spawned from Tom's engagement thread. So far we have:

"The Perfect Gentleman Wants To Fuck You In The Ass" - Wyclef
"I Want To Fuck Isobel In The Ass" - Bjork
"It's A Nice Day To get Fucked In The Ass" - Billy Idol (CLASSIC!)

THE LIST MUST GROW.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 4 November 2002 21:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Now I Wanna Sniff Some Ass" - Ramones

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 4 November 2002 21:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Anarchy in the Ass" - Sex Pistols

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 4 November 2002 21:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

THE LIST MUST GROW.

*cue Eon keyboard riff*

"Beat Fucked In the Ass" -- Michael Jackson
"My Fucked in the Ass Sacrifice" -- Creed
"What A Girl Wants (Is to be Fucked in the Ass)" -- nu Xtina
"I Want to be Fucked in the Ass That Way" -- oh, I think we know
"Smells like Fucked In the Ass Spirit" -- same here
"Fucked in the Ass at Tiffany's" -- Deep Blue Something
"Fucked in the Universal Ass" -- Blur instantly becomes interesting again
"Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Being Fucked in the Ass" -- Pink Floyd takes it to the stage

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 4 November 2002 21:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Fucked By Both Sides in the Ass" - Magazine

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 4 November 2002 21:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

"U2 Can Be Fucked in the Ass" - Negativland

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 4 November 2002 21:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Last Night I Dreamt I Fucked A Hole In The Ozone Layer In The Ass" - Dee-Lite
"I Wanna Fuck A Jumbo Ass" - Underworld
"Love Me Two Times In The Ass" - The Doors
"I Want Lithium In The Ass" - Nirvana
"My Name Is Prince (And I Am Fucking You In The Ass)" - Prince And NPG
"I Wanna Fuck The Female Of The Species In The Ass" - Space
""Don't Give Up Ass-Fucking" - Peter Gabriel and Kate Bush
"Oscillate Wildly In The Ass" - The Smiths
"Pictures of Fucking You In The Ass" - The Cure

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 4 November 2002 21:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

You are all GOING TO HELL....

(to get fucked in the ass)

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 4 November 2002 21:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Stuff-me-with-it City - David Bowie

― g.cannon (gcannon), Monday, 4 November 2002 21:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

"addicted to fucking you in the ass" - puretone (requires archaic pronunciation of ass as "ace" to work)

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 4 November 2002 21:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

*cue Eon keyboard riff*

I knew you'd catch that! "Spicy Ass-Fuck" - Eon

DB, after posting that picture, you are going straight to Hell with the rest of us. (In fact, you gave me the inspiration for the Underworld bootleg.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 4 November 2002 21:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

D'oh! I can't believe I just missed "It's a Perfect/Beautiful Day to get Fucked in the Ass"

Still, no time to rest on my laurels:

"Fucked in a Heart-Shaped Ass" - Nirvana
"I Fucked Someone In The Ass And I Couldn't Finish" - The Smiths
"Champagne Enema" - Oasis

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 4 November 2002 21:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I Wanna Fuck You In The Ass The Courvoisier"

Cosmos-Take Me (In The Ass) With You

Daft Punk-I Wanna Fuck You In The Harder Better Faster Stronger Ass.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 4 November 2002 21:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

it's a rainy day, sunshine girl (outhere brothers "i wanna fuck you in the ass" remix) - faust

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 4 November 2002 22:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Last Night a DJ Fucked Me in the Ass"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 4 November 2002 22:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Say My Name When You Fuck Me In The Ass" - Destiny's Child
"Opportunities (Let Fuck Lots of Asses)" - Pet Shop Boys
"Who Will Fuck You In The Ass?" - Jewel

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 4 November 2002 22:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Wannabe Fucked In The Ass"/"Say You'll Fuck Me In The Ass" - The Spice Girls

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 4 November 2002 22:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses In The Ass"

Dan what have you done? I get the feeling people could be typing "Ass Ass Ass" and it would still be mildly amusing.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 4 November 2002 22:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Everybody Hurts When You Fuck Them In The Ass" -R.E.M.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 4 November 2002 22:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

"The Perfect Gentleman Wants To Fuck You In The Ass" - Wyclef
Not the Afghan Whigs?

"A Suggestion (of Fucking You in the Ass)" - Fugazi
"Assfuck Distinctly American" - Q & Not U
"The Homosexual Wants to Fuck You in the Ass" - Momus
"I Want to Fuck Miss World in the Ass" - Hole

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 4 November 2002 22:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Loose Fit" - Happy Mondays

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 4 November 2002 22:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Work it in the Ass" - Missy E.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 4 November 2002 22:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

And its equivalent "Tighten Up" by Archie Bell.

I knew you'd catch that! "Spicy Ass-Fuck" - Eon

Ah, very nice.

So what vile picture did DB post?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 4 November 2002 22:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Da Ass" - E.U.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 4 November 2002 22:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/dre600/e661/e66148xby0s.jpg

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 4 November 2002 22:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

we used to sell that at the bookstore!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 4 November 2002 22:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I Wanna Fuck Sk8er Boi in the Ass" - u know who

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 4 November 2002 22:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh, you're referring to DB's post to the thread about Ally's ass?

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 4 November 2002 22:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I Want To Fuck Your Round Round Ass" -- Sugababes

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 4 November 2002 22:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

J.Lu's got it. The centaur-booty picture (scroll up).

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 4 November 2002 22:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Oops, I Fucked You In The Ass" - Britney

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 4 November 2002 22:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I Wanna Fuck You in Your Shakin' Super Bon-Bon" - Soul Coughing vs. Ricky Martin vs. Outhere Brothers

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 4 November 2002 22:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

(HAHAHAHA! That's EXCELLENT, J.Lu!)

"Gotta Get Through This Ass-Fucking" - Daniel Bedingfield
"Fear: The Ass-fucking" - Eon
"We Didn't Fuck You In The Ass" - Billy Joel

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 4 November 2002 22:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Ass-Fucking in Rhythm and Sorrow" - Sugarcubes (that one's for Matt C.)

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 4 November 2002 22:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I Will Always Love You In The Ass"
"(You'll Never Fuck) Common People (In The Ass)"
"Black Steel In The Hour of Chaos"

― ch. (synkro), Monday, 4 November 2002 22:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yes, J.Lu owns this one. :-) And having now seen this dread photo -- eurgh.

"I Wanna Sex U Up In the Ass" -- Color Me Badd finally gets somewhere
"I Adore Fucking Mi Amor in the Ass" -- likewise
"No Fucking Scrubs in the Ass" -- TLC refuse to play any more games
"A Stroke of Fucked in the Ass Genius" -- in ways, it really was

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 4 November 2002 22:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Naughty Girls Need To Be Fucked In The Ass" - Samantha Fox
"Sweet Like Chocolate Ass" - Shanks and Bigfoot
"Backside" - Moby
"Getting Closer To Your Ass" - Nitzer Ebb
"Sock It To My Ass" - Missy Elliott

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 4 November 2002 23:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Try A Little Tenderness In Your Ass"
"My Ass" (Sinatra)
"(I'll Go) River Deep and Mountain High In Your Ass"
"Tomorrow Never Knows What Might Come Out of Your Ass"
"He Hit Me (And It Felt Like He Fucked Me In The Ass)"

― ch. (synkro), Monday, 4 November 2002 23:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

"He Hit Me (And It Felt Like He Fucked Me In The Ass)"

RESPECT!!!!!!!!!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 4 November 2002 23:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Survive Jumpin' On That Nasty, Bootylicious Ass" - Destiny's Child megamix

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 4 November 2002 23:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Losing My Religion In Your Ass (Priest on Choirboy Mix)"

work is so boring right now.

― ch. (synkro), Monday, 4 November 2002 23:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

"The Day My Baby Gave Me a Surprise (In the Ass)" - Devo

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 4 November 2002 23:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

"(What's So Funny Bout) A Good Piece of Ass Fucking?"

― ch. (synkro), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 00:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Stop Me If You Think I've Fucked You in the Ass Before"

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 01:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

Taking the random CD out of my collection, I get...

Stevie Wonder's Talking Book Full of Dirty Pictures of People Gettin' Anal:

"Your Ass Is the Sunshine of My Life When I Stick My Dick There."
"Maybe Your Baby Will Take It Up the Ass"
"You and I Love Ass-Fucking"
"Tuesday Fudgepack"
"You've Got To Take It Up The Ass Real Bad, Girl"
"Up Her Split Buns (Is the Way)"
"Big Brother Backdoor Boogie"
"Blame It On The Bumfuck"
"(Cruising the Hershey Highway) Looking For Another Impure Love"
"I Believe (When I Fall I Love It Will Mean Fucking You In The Ass Forever)"

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 02:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Alone Again or Fucking You In The Ass - Love
Don't Let the Sun Catch you fucking in the ass - Gerry and the pacemakers
I've Got Ants in My Pants(and I want to dance and fuck you in the ass) - James Brown

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 02:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

(I Belong to the) Fuck You in the Ass Generation-Richard Hell
Fuck You in the Ass in Pocket-Pretenders
Heaven Knows I'm Fucking You in the Ass Now-Smiths
Don't Think Twice, I'm Fucking You in the Ass-Bob Dylan
Rainy Days and Fucking You in the Ass-Carpenters
Hey, That's No Way to Fuck Me in the Ass-Leonard Cohen
Baby I'm-a Fuck You in the Ass-Bread
Don't Fuck Me in the Ass, Argentina-Various Artists

― Arthur (Arthur), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 02:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Just Can't Get Enough of Fucking You in the Ass" -- Depeche Mode
"Prayers For Fucking You in the Ass" -- the Cure
"Bizarre Fucking You in the Ass Triangle" -- New Order
"Only Shallow Ass-Fucking" -- My Bloody Valentine
"Don't Want Nothing But a Good Time Fucking You in the Ass" -- Poison
"Should I Stay Or Should I Fuck You in the Ass?" -- the Clash

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 03:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Closer to Fucking You in the Ass" - Nine Inch Nails
"Deeper and Deeper (Fuck Me in My Ass)" - Madonna
"Lust for Fucking You in Your Ass" - Iggy Pop
"I Wanna Fuck You in Your Brass Monkey" - Beastie Boys

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 03:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Closer to Fucking You in the Ass" - Nine Inch Nails

I think we have Dan's new theme song.

"Randy Described Eternity Being Fucked in the Ass" -- Built to Spill
"I Wanna Fuck You in the Ass In the Garage" -- Weezer (somehow that sounds pretty damn true)
"Being Ass-Fucked in the Mercy Seat" -- Nick Cave (or Ultra Vivid Scene, of course)
"I Started a Joke While Being Fucked in the Ass" -- the Bee Gees

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 03:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

all right, guys -- I'm linking to this favorites, only because if any of you EVER, EVER, EVER bitch about an overplayed joke on ILX again...

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 03:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I Am Trying To Fuck You in the Ass"--Wilco
"I'm Waiting For the Man to Fuck You in the Ass"--Velvet Underground
"You've Got My Number (Why Don't You Fuck Me in the Ass?)"--Undertones
"Don't Let's Start Ass-Fucking"--They Might Be Giants
"How to Disappear Completely and Never Be Fucked in the Ass"--Radiohead
"Everybody Wants To Fuck You in the Ass"--Tears for Fears
"I Don't Want Nobody To Give Me Nothing (Open Up the Door, I'll Fuck You in the Ass)"--James Brown

― Douglas, Tuesday, 5 November 2002 04:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

The wilco one is so brilliant douglas!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 05:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

They're all so brilliant...I'm misty eyed.

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 05:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

The current AIM chat has turned up some winners. Mel beat everybody with this gem from Radiohead:

"Packt Like Dicks in a Crushd Fat Ass"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 05:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

Aw, why won't my AIM work? Fiddlesticks.

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 05:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nirvana:

"Come as You Are in My Ass"
"Territorial Pissings on Your Ass"
"Something in the Way of Your Ass"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 05:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Elvis Costello:

"Watching the Detectives Fuck You in the Ass"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 05:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

kylie - 'can't get you out of my ass'

― geeta (geeta), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 05:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Outhere Brothers/Autechre bootleg should be called "Assfuchre," no doubt.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 05:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

sigur ros (i want to fuck you in the ass)

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 12:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

old macdonald had a farm, and on that farm he fucked you in the ass.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 12:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

5{semen Of The Asspocalypse - Drowning In Her Ass
The Carpenters - We've Only Just Begun To Fuck You In The Ass
The Rapture - House of Jealous Ass-Fuckers
The Prodigy - No Good (Fuck The Ass)
Saint Etienne - Ass Impaled (In The Back Of A Taxi)
Orange Juice - I Guess I'm Just A Little To Sensitive (To Be Fucked In The Ass)
Spiritualised - Ladies & Gentlemen We Are Floating In Ass
Sinead O'Connor - I Do Not Want To Fuck What I Haven't Got In The Ass
Kate Bush - Fucking Up That Ass (A Deal With God)

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 12:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Chris's message fucked up mine (in the ass)! Should be "The Four Horsemen..."

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 12:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

Britpop special!

The Day We Fucked You In The Ass
Fucking You In The Ass For Gold
Late In The Day (To Fuck You In The Ass)
Sorted For Ass-Fucking and Whizz
Don't Look Back In Anger While I'm Fucking You In The Ass
I Wanna Fuck Your Country House
The Only One I Know I Want To Fuck In The Ass
Fucking You In The Ass Is The Law
What Do I Do Now (That I've Fucked You In The Ass)
Daydreaming (About Fucking You In The Ass)
Mulder And Scully Wanna Fuck You In The Ass
A Design For Fucking You In The Ass

― Mr Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 13:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

Motown special

Marvin Gaye - How sweet it is to be fucked in the ass by you
Martha Reeves - Jimmy Crack
Steview Wonder - Fingertips (in my ass)
David Ruffin - My world ended (the moment you fucked me in the ass)
Diana Ross - Fuck me in the ass in the name of love
Dazz Band - Let it all blow me out my ass
R Dean taylor - Indiana wants me to fuck her in the ass

and finally

Isley Brothers - This old ass of mine (is weak for you)

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 13:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Norwegian Wood (Up Your Ass)"

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 13:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

Please, please, please, let me get fucked in the ass
Sheila, bend over and let me fuck you in the ass

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 13:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

Belle & Sebastian:

Jonathan Fucking David In The Ass
Judy And The Dream Of Fucking Horses In The Ass
Is It Wicked Not To Come
I'm Wanking Up Your Ass
It Could Have Been A Brilliant Clusterfuck
Lazy Ass Fucker Jane
Me And The Major Wanna Fuck You In The Ass
She's Fucking It In The Ass
I Don't Want To Play Fucking You In The Ass
Fuck My Ass Child, You Walk Like A Peasant
Fucking Other People In The Ass
Expectations Of Fucking You In The Ass

And, of course, Fuck This Shit.

― Mr Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 13:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Not forgetting Slap Your Cock Around

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 13:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Fold Your Hands Child, I Wanna Fuck You In The Ass" works so much better (though it's an LP not a song)

― Graham (graham), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 13:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh, and:

Take This Carriage Clock And Fuck It In The Ass
The Lonely Ass Of The Middle-Distance Fucker
I Love Fucking My Car In The Ass
This Is Just A Modern Ass-Fuck
The Stars Of Fucking Ass
Assfuckfactor
Ass-Fuck Renaissance
I Wanna Fuck The Model In The Ass

― Mr Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 13:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Graham - I am aware of that. However, this being bootlegging and such, those kind of considerations don't matter so much.

― Mr Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 13:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

I believe the proper title is "Fuck My Ass Child, Make Me Walk Like a Peasant."

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 14:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Bum Bum Bum" - Outhere mashup
"Butt Naked" - Jennifer Love-Hewitt
"There Is An Ass That Never Is Fucked" - The Smiths
"Temple Of Reams" - Messiah

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 14:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Cat Power - In This Hole

― Mr Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 14:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mr Bungle - My Ass Is On Fire (and I'm Being Fucked in it)

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 15:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

They Might Be Giants: "XTC Wanna Fuck Adam Ant In The Ass"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 15:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Tim's carpenters suggestion has me thinking of that opening line "we've only just begun" followed by a deep voiced robot type growl "to fuck you in the ass" and a total tempo/music change. Someone must make this!

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 15:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

NWA: Fuck the Police in the Ass

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 15:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

three months pass...

REVIVE!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 February 2003 22:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

Daft Punk-I Wanna Da Funk You In The Ass

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

swollen members - i wanna fuck you in the ass

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

last night i dreamt somebody fucked me in the ass

― gareth (gareth), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

mc lyte - i cram to understand u fuckin me in the ass

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

schooly d - i.w.f.u.i.t.a 'what does that mean?'

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

stop me if you've fucked this ass before

― gareth (gareth), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

damn that ones already been done:(

― gareth (gareth), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Actual names of Swollen Members songs: *note: they are not a kinky band, just hip hop
Bad Dreams
Full Contact
Take it Back
Total Package
Burns and Scars
Deep End
Dark Riders
Ground Breaking
Bless + Destroy
Counter Parts
Out of Range
S + M on the Rocks
Brace Yourself
Horrified Nights

― Oops (Oops), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

tupac - "dear mama (i wanna fuck you in the ass)"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

Elvis Costello:

1. Pump it Up (Your Ass)
2. Hand in Ass
3. I Don't Want to Ass-Fuck Chelsea
4. Accidents will Happen

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Ass the Courvoisier"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

Beatles: Got to Get You Into My Ass

― Oops (Oops), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Iditarod/Sharron Krause -- "The Asses Are All Bare"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Twee-pop special:

Field Mice: "Let's Kiss and Fuck You in the Ass"
Heavenly: "Ass is the Heavenly Option"
Cub: "My Chinchilla (Fucked Me in the Ass)"
Tullycraft: "Pop Songs Your New Boyfriend's Too Busy Fucking You in the Ass to Know About"

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Actually the Tullycraft one would have been that much more powerful that way.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

If they did a movie: The Unbearable Lightness of Being Fucked in the Ass

― Oops (Oops), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

my apologies if someone already did these. I checked but damn, I might of missed it.

Billy Idol "Ass Without A Fuck"
Gloria Estefan "The Rhythm's Gonna Fuck You In The Ass"
Def Leppard "Armafucken It In The Ass"
Dismemberment Plan "Fucked In The Ass Of Boston"
Bad English "When I Fuck Into Your Ass"
Ani DiFranco "Fuck Your Litte Plastic Assholes"
Minutemen "Political Song For Michael Jackson To Fuck In The Ass"
Replacements "Can't Hardly Wait To Fuck You In The Ass"
Feelies "The Boy With The Perpetual Ass-Fucking"

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

Foreigner--"I Can't Fight This Feeling to Fuck You in the Ass"

― Oops (Oops), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Scott Walker:

Always Coming Back to Fucking You in the Ass
Best of Both Ends
Two Weeks Since You've Fucked Me in the Ass
Thanks For Fucking Me in the Ass, Mr. James

― Too Shy, Monday, 10 February 2003 23:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nicole can never listen to those songs the same way again (unless that's her posting this).

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

That last Scott Walker: it's funny because it's true!

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

James Brown:
'Try Me in the Ass'
'Please Please Please(in the ass now, wontchya?)
'Get on the Good Ass'
'Get Up onto This Thing'
'My Thang is going up your ass'
'I Got You in my ass'
'Papa's Got a Brand New Hamster'
'Papa Don't Take No Mess But He Does Take It Up The Ass'

― Oops (Oops), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

OK, I'll come out of the closet.* It was I who posted the Scott Walker ones. But I somehow always figured it was Mr. James on the receiving end. (That is the greatest song ever, BTW.)

*Naturally, I wouldn't have taken credit if they hadn't received a warm response.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

No way, Amateurist: Mr. James is on top. There is no question in my mind about this.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Smashing Pumpkins - "Buttfuck With Butterfly Wings"

― Curtis Stephens, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hootie and the Blowfish - "Hold My Prostate"

― Curtis Stephens, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Kirsty MacColl-"There's a Guy Down the Chip Shop Swears He's Fucked Me in the Ass"

― Arthur (Arthur), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

Boy Hits Car - As I Watch The Sun Fuck The Ocean In The Ass
Eminem - Till I Collapse After Being Fucked In The Ass
Human League - Don't You Want Me To Fuck You In The Ass
Magnetic Fields - When My Boy Walks Funny Down The Street
MC 900 Ft Jesus - Killer Inside Me
Skid Row - I Remember You Fucking Me In The Ass
Twisted Sister - We're Not Gonna Take It Up The Ass
Snap - I've Got the Power to Fuck You in the Ass
Three Dog Night - Mama Told Me Not To Come In Her Ass

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Elton John - Saturday Night's Alright for Fightin' to Take it Up the Ass
The Beatles - She Came in Through the Bathroom Window to Fuck me Up the Ass
Louis Armstrong - I Found My Thrill (Ass Fucking) On Blueberry Hill
The Beatles - Why Don't You Fuck My Ass in the Road?
The Beatles - Lucy's in My Ass with Diamonds

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 03:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Kinks:

Dedicated Follower of Ass-Fucking
Rosie Won't You Please Fuck Me Up the Ass
People Take Pictures of Each Other Ass-Fucking
Love Me Where the Sun Don't Shine
Yes Sir, Yes Sir

― Don't Want My Name Associated with Such Garbage (amateurist), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 03:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

(er, get it. "too shy"/"tooshy"? geez, you people.)

― Helpful Explication of a Perfectly Trivial Joke (amateurist), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 06:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hush hush.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 06:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 06:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

U2:

"Pride (In the Name of Ass-Fucking)"
"Who's Gonna Fuck Your Wild Ass?"
"When Ass-Fucking Comes to Town"
"Daddy's Gonna Pay for Your Fucked Ass"
"All I Want is To Fuck Your Ass"
"A Sort of Ass-Fucking"
"The Unforgettable Ass-Fuck"
"Anal, Pt. 2"

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 07:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Orb - A Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain That Fucks You in the Ass from the Center of the Ultra-Ass
Bob Dylan - It Takes a Lot to Laugh, It Takes a Train to Fuck You in the Ass
Bonnie Raitt - I Can't Make You Fuck Me in the Ass
Poison - Every Rose Will Eventually Fuck You in the Ass
Freelance Ass-Fucker - A Stroke of Booty
Virgin Quest - La Isla Bonita Appelbum
LaTour - People Are Still Fucking Each Other in the Ass

Nor must we forget Dre's publishing company - Ain't Nothing Going on But Ass-Fucking

― g*bbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 08:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Album, not a song, but fuck it (in the ass):

Fiona Apple - When The Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like A King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win The Whole Thing 'Fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand And Remember That Depth Is The Greatest Of Heights And If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where To Land And If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You'll Get Fucked In The Ass

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 09:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Classic rock boots

Queen - We will fuck you in the ass
Slade - Cum on fuck me up the ass
Status Quo - Roll over lay down and fuck me up the ass
Black Sabbath - Haemmarrhoid
Blue Oystrer Cult - (Don't fear) The Rimmer
Richard Thompson - The rimming of the day

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 10:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Richard Thompson - The rimming of the day

I don't know whether to cringe or applaud.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 10:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nicole can never listen to those songs the same way again (unless that's her posting this).

Nope, I would have posted any Walker related ass-fucking title WITH PRIDE.

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 10:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

one year passes...

I was going to revive this with recent pop hits but the first one to come to mind was "Leave (Get Out Of My Ass)" and I got the SCREAMING HORRORS.

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 September 2004 17:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Outhere Brothers vs John Lee Hooker vs The Vengaboys vs Definition Of Sound vs P.O.D. 'Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom'

― the neurotic rassafrassa of harrumph (blueski), Thursday, 16 September 2004 17:27 (nineteen years ago) link

six years pass...

Tullycraft: "Pop Songs Your New Boyfriend's Too Busy Fucking You in the Ass to Know About"

lol

― polymath & psychics club (Lamp), Saturday, 26 February 2011 06:30 (thirteen years ago) link

five years pass...

Since this is the only outhere bros thread on ilx (for shame), where are they? I googled them to see what they've been up to amd I swear they dropped off the face of the earth. I really want to know if they're still making music and what it could possibly sound like. I desperately want my jock jams nostalgia tour to happen.

― musically, Friday, 6 January 2017 19:33 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-zV6nuk6kk

― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 6 January 2017 19:34 (seven years ago) link

Why didn't they have a viral comeback minute after this became a meme?

― musically, Friday, 6 January 2017 22:21 (seven years ago) link

My feeling is that it may be because they weren't very good.

― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Saturday, 7 January 2017 11:51 (seven years ago) link

ummmmmmm that is not true, their hits are stone cold classics fuiud

― musically, Thursday, 12 January 2017 22:20 (seven years ago) link

three months pass...

Jam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzpSqEUdlAg

― The Anti-Climax Blues Band (Turrican), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 01:41 (six years ago) link

I don't think this community has given proper credit to the range of the Outthere Brothers' interests and progression. Consider the original, unrecorded versions:

Move your people, daddy
In love with your dialectic
La de da de da de (we like to amalgamate)
Let me hear you say "No Pasaran"
I like socialist society
Lenin in the ass
Pass the pravda paper
Let me educate you about class struggle

― No one is THAT ackbar (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 02:02 (six years ago) link

Ed Sheeran - Shape Of That Ass
Ed Sheeran - Galway Ass
Shawn Mendes - There's Nothing Holding Me Back (From That Ass)

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 09:55 (six years ago) link

Ed Sheeran - Perfect Ass
Ed Sheeran - Castle On The Hill (Of That Ass)

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 09:56 (six years ago) link

https://i1.sndcdn.com/avatars-000306423292-9u4onx-t500x500.jpg

― anvil, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 10:28 (six years ago) link

https://i1.sndcdn.com/avatars-000306423292-9u4onx-t500x500.jpg

― anvil, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 10:28 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

monica's booty's on my mind
erica's booty's on my mind
rita's booty's on my mind
tina's booty's on my mind

― musically, Friday, 26 May 2017 03:40 (six years ago) link

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