http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/cms/2004/other/Homepage_-_Lindsay_Lohan_cover_story_top_artwork.6383941.jpg
― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:37 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:39 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:39 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:47 (nineteen years ago) link
― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:47 (nineteen years ago) link
― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:48 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:49 (nineteen years ago) link
http://photos.friendster.com/photos/90/38/6718309/5048451319006l.jpg
― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:50 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:52 (nineteen years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:54 (nineteen years ago) link
i have no idea who she is.
― thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (nineteen years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (nineteen years ago) link
Frightening thought.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:05 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― Huck, Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:37 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:37 (nineteen years ago) link
― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:39 (nineteen years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:39 (nineteen years ago) link
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:39 (nineteen years ago) link
Ned how old do you sound with these comments?
I always talk like this! The only think I know about Ms. Lohan was some poster for a movie earlier this year, which failed to convince me as to why she was already known.
I was there for a week and a half.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― David Allen (David Allen), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:47 (nineteen years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:47 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:48 (nineteen years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:48 (nineteen years ago) link
Cue rapturous applause.
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:48 (nineteen years ago) link
― haha what am i doing with my life (gcannon), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:54 (nineteen years ago) link
So there.
― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:58 (nineteen years ago) link
she is like a safe Carmen Electra. Now I realize that making Carmen Electra safe takes away most of the fun, but, you know. I'm not complaining.
― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:59 (nineteen years ago) link
― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:59 (nineteen years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:02 (nineteen years ago) link
― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:03 (nineteen years ago) link
"Lindsay, do you think you're ready to have sex?""Yes, I am totally gagging for it.""Can we quote you on that?""Yes, please send headshots and resumes to 18339 Alameda Avenue..."
― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:03 (nineteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:04 (nineteen years ago) link
Virgin/whore complex to thread.
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:05 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:07 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:07 (nineteen years ago) link
― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:07 (nineteen years ago) link
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:07 (nineteen years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:07 (nineteen years ago) link
― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:12 (nineteen years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:12 (nineteen years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:13 (nineteen years ago) link
http://www.lohanonline.com/news_2004jan31_smoke.jpg
― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:15 (nineteen years ago) link
I endorse the c on t's thingy too.
― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:15 (nineteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:15 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:16 (nineteen years ago) link
― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:16 (nineteen years ago) link
― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:16 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:16 (nineteen years ago) link
― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:16 (nineteen years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:16 (nineteen years ago) link
― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link
― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link
― ocsiban (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:20 (nineteen years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:20 (nineteen years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:20 (nineteen years ago) link
― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link
http://s93109037.onlinehome.us/images/twop/70_malcolmlohan.jpg
― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:22 (nineteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link
― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link
― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― Je4nne Æury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:45 (nineteen years ago) link
I accosted Rob Sheffield at the Devo show on Friday. And made a drunken ass of myself. As usual.
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:47 (nineteen years ago) link
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:47 (nineteen years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:48 (nineteen years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:50 (nineteen years ago) link
― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:52 (nineteen years ago) link
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:55 (nineteen years ago) link
She walks into the room in a wife beater and a miniskirt and sits down next to me for the interview.
Her chest was gonzo. And she's has tons of freckles.
That's pretty much all I remember.
― dan carville weiner, Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:57 (nineteen years ago) link
(that one is true)
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:59 (nineteen years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:00 (nineteen years ago) link
I knew better -- unlike yourself, naturally -- than to subject myself to a viewing of Perfect.
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:02 (nineteen years ago) link
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:03 (nineteen years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:03 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:03 (nineteen years ago) link
(it is S Club 7, right? That suddenly looks wrong to me)
― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:05 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:05 (nineteen years ago) link
FIT, though.
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:05 (nineteen years ago) link
― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:07 (nineteen years ago) link
― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:07 (nineteen years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:08 (nineteen years ago) link
-- CeCe Peniston (anthonymicci...), July 28th, 2004. (later)
I watch it in fleeting snippets just to fuel my fire. Now VH1 Classic, on the other hand,.....
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:09 (nineteen years ago) link
fuck this Rachel Stevens/Lindsay Lohan shit, VH1 Classic is beauty.
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:15 (nineteen years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:17 (nineteen years ago) link
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:18 (nineteen years ago) link
― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:18 (nineteen years ago) link
― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:20 (nineteen years ago) link
― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:20 (nineteen years ago) link
― Loose Translation: Sexy Dancer (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:20 (nineteen years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:20 (nineteen years ago) link
http://www.starboy.de/EdwardFurlong/ac/efu745.jpg
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:20 (nineteen years ago) link
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:27 (nineteen years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:27 (nineteen years ago) link
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:27 (nineteen years ago) link
― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:27 (nineteen years ago) link
― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:29 (nineteen years ago) link
― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:29 (nineteen years ago) link
― Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:29 (nineteen years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:43 (nineteen years ago) link
to get back on track, Lindsay's next four movies are "Fashionistas,""Gossip Girl," "Dramarama," and "Herbie: Fully Loaded."
Which one of these is not like the other?
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link
This is my scenario.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:48 (nineteen years ago) link
― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:50 (nineteen years ago) link
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:50 (nineteen years ago) link
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:51 (nineteen years ago) link
O WAI-*
― Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:53 (nineteen years ago) link
b-b-but there's already a movie called Fashionistas! (not work safe)
― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:02 (nineteen years ago) link
― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:03 (nineteen years ago) link
― herbert hebert (herbert hebert), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:07 (nineteen years ago) link
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:12 (nineteen years ago) link
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Dreaded Rear Admiral (Leee), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:29 (nineteen years ago) link
― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:32 (nineteen years ago) link
lauren is right about the LL as Tara Reid in training.
her appearance on C. Daly's show was rather amusing
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:34 (nineteen years ago) link
anyhow, in preparing for my forthcoming textbook on media ecology, i did a google image search for lindsay lohan and found this:
http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/l/Lohan_Lindsay/sq-lohan-drama-intv-mtv.jpg
this will serve to illustrate my chapter entitled "K-rowr."
― amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:37 (nineteen years ago) link
― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:39 (nineteen years ago) link
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Dreaded Rear Admiral (Leee), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:45 (nineteen years ago) link
Well Rolling Stone's gotta keep up it's progressive reputation somehow.
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:47 (nineteen years ago) link
― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:48 (nineteen years ago) link
Lindsay Lohan seems rather too similar to Charlotte Church.
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:50 (nineteen years ago) link
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:52 (nineteen years ago) link
― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:03 (nineteen years ago) link
― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:03 (nineteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:07 (nineteen years ago) link
Hey, it was the ghostly coach driver saying that, not me.
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:08 (nineteen years ago) link
http://www.skagitbusinessmonthly.com/skagitbusiness/sbm2004/march/power.jpg
http://www.landandsea.com/hammerhe.gif
http://www.nda.agric.za/docs/Legal/infoHE66.JPG
http://affiliates.priceline.com/referrals/linkshare/images/links/hot120x90.gif
― amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:13 (nineteen years ago) link
xpost to myself
― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:16 (nineteen years ago) link
― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:18 (nineteen years ago) link
― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Thursday, 29 July 2004 01:45 (nineteen years ago) link
FULL CIRCLE.
― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 29 July 2004 01:47 (nineteen years ago) link
― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Thursday, 29 July 2004 01:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:03 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:03 (nineteen years ago) link
― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:05 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:12 (nineteen years ago) link
― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:37 (nineteen years ago) link
― R.I.M.A. i.n. m.o.u.r.n.i.n.g. (Barima), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:39 (nineteen years ago) link
― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:44 (nineteen years ago) link
x-post
― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:45 (nineteen years ago) link
These are the two sentences that begin the Lohan article. Is this guy for real? My reading of the article (scratching my own balls; thinking abstractly about apple juice) seems to put me in mind of a nap.
Several years ago I predicted that all magazines would eventually become Playboy. We're close. zzzzzzzz
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 29 July 2004 21:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 29 July 2004 22:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― Bunzzzzz O)))))))))))))))))) (ex machina), Friday, 30 July 2004 18:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― DNC ROFFLE (ex machina), Monday, 2 August 2004 01:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 2 August 2004 02:24 (nineteen years ago) link
I heard Lohan got augmentation as well. I hope not. Man, she has me drooling in "Mean Girls". In fact, I'd say she's one superb young lady. However, she's definately not as sexy as Jennifer Love Hewitt. Although if I ever had even the slightest chance of groping Lohan's boobies I'd probably lie and tell her she was the hottest thing on two legs.
― CRW (CRW), Monday, 2 August 2004 02:31 (nineteen years ago) link
It is odd to see Amanda as 'Homosexual'. I don't get it. Is there a a reason she can't be 'Amanda', or something else?
Rosemary's comments about being hot ready and legal were odd but maybe interesting.
― the bellefox, Monday, 2 August 2004 13:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 2 August 2004 13:20 (nineteen years ago) link
― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 2 August 2004 13:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 2 August 2004 13:34 (nineteen years ago) link
It's more a matter of one pen-name vs another. I don't get the 'Homosexual' thing.
― the penfox, Monday, 2 August 2004 15:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― the bellefox, Monday, 2 August 2004 15:27 (nineteen years ago) link
http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/06/386013/83639789647l.jpg
― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― C-Man (C-Man), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:32 (nineteen years ago) link
crossposts
― RJG (RJG), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 2 August 2004 20:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 2 August 2004 20:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 2 August 2004 21:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 2 August 2004 22:22 (nineteen years ago) link
http://entimg.msn.com/i/300/celeb/LindsayLohan_0516_300x298.jpg
WTF?
― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 11:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 11:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 11:58 (eighteen years ago) link
: /
― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 11:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― N_Rq, Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:40 (eighteen years ago) link
cozen is right :(
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:58 (eighteen years ago) link
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2003/01/20/ggterrillsscs.jpg
I mean I agree that Lindsay Lohan looks awful but I'm not sure what it has to do with Kate Hudson, who looks pretty normal.
― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:59 (eighteen years ago) link
What happened to Lindsay's breastesses? I bet she has a gross bird chest now.
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:02 (eighteen years ago) link
Breast implant culture + anorexia culture = no one has any fucking clue what a real life person actually looks like anymore.
― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:07 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/images/future_plumpers/kate_winslet/kate_winslet2.jpg
That only lasted, like, a year.
Though looking at the url of that photo is, um, enlightening.
― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― latebloomer: B Minus Time Traveler (latebloomer), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:09 (eighteen years ago) link
x-p I think Kate handled that look very well. She may be the only weight-losing celebrity ever to have done so.
― The Irrelevant Man (Negativa) (Barima), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― N_RQ, Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:16 (eighteen years ago) link
Golly, I hope they have a FUTURE RAILROAD SPIKES directory, too!
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― nathalie's baby (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:28 (eighteen years ago) link
http://entertainment.msn.com/celebs/article.aspx?news=191272
Lohan: 'Overweight' and 'Wholesome'Lindsay's skewed self-image; Plus, news on Jake, George, Beyoncé, Justin, Madonna, BenGar and a shorn Portman ...
by Kat GiantisMSN EntertainmentMay 16, 2005
Does this look like someone who needs to drop a few pounds? Didn't think so. But Lindsay Lohan believes that if she went arm to twiglike arm with some of her fellow streamlined starlets, she'd look like she was carrying extra baggage.
"... Compared to a lot of actresses my age, I'm actually overweight," the alarmingly slimmed-down teen queen tells Teen Vogue. "There are so many really, really thin girls out there."
Lohan has dismissed eating disorder whispers, attributing her skin-and-bones bod to a loss of "baby fat," and she tells the magazine she "feels good" about her new figure because "you can fit into more things."
― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― N_Rq, Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 16:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:03 (eighteen years ago) link
http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/040616/13331__lohan_l.jpg
― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:09 (eighteen years ago) link
I would love to eat burgers with Lindsay.
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― ambrose (ambrose), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link
Can we talk about how sexy her voice is?
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:22 (eighteen years ago) link
(this is like totally plausibly the hottest photo of anyone ever, ever, though)
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:53 (eighteen years ago) link
Which is totally creepy! To think that we have these values floating around that are totally aribitrary, completely detached from anyone's actual desires, and completely off the leash in terms of anyone's making any effort to do anything about them. We've somehow encoded everyone with this skinny-is-good mentality even where we don't, in specific practice, believe that to be the case, and so any woman who gets looked at a reasonable amount is likely to start dedicating herself to that abstract good (and will feel better being the in-control over-thin horror than the beloved squeezy thing!), even as it has precisely the opposite effect on men and on whatever other women aren't equally-encoded enough with the same line to congratulate others just for having managed it. It'd be hilarious if it weren't so sad.
― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 18:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 18:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 18:18 (eighteen years ago) link
This is going to sound totally male-gaze and over-pervy but what the hell: Lindsay-fans saddened by this recent development may wish to switch horses and start perving instead on the lovely Allison Munn:
http://images.zap2it.com/20050125/allisonmunn2_wbtca05.jpg
― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 18:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 18:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 18:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 18:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 19:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― ... And suddenly Ian Riese-Moraine is a naked man saying, 'Volvo! Volvo!' (Easte, Wednesday, 18 May 2005 19:18 (eighteen years ago) link
yowza
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 19:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 19:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 19:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 19:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 19:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 19:32 (eighteen years ago) link
But so point being I think there's an element of, well, body-modification that's just inherently addictive. Like people say about tattoos and piercings and such, really: once people succeed at the actually pretty difficult task of remaking their bodies (whether it's losing weight or building muscle or whatever else), it becomes some kind of weird experimental goal to do it again, to master the body, to exert your hard-won control over it. So I suppose there's a level on which the painfully-thin actress is a lot like the grotesquely-overmuscled gym dude.
― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 20:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 20:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:33 (eighteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v176/Chasewaterhouse/llwt.jpg
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
― Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:53 (eighteen years ago) link
http://faeriewings.net/fantasy/kira.jpg
― Actor Sizemore fails drug test with fake penis (jingleberries), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― strng hlkngtn, Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― strng hlkngtn, Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― latebloomer: B Minus Time Traveler (latebloomer), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― mike h. (mike h.), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:34 (eighteen years ago) link
(thanx, cutty)
― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 19 May 2005 00:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 19 May 2005 00:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 19 May 2005 00:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 19 May 2005 00:57 (eighteen years ago) link
it was this thread and also a fran drescher thread that was going on at the same time...!
― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 19 May 2005 01:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 19 May 2005 01:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 19 May 2005 01:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 May 2005 01:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 19 May 2005 01:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 19 May 2005 02:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 19 May 2005 02:17 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.celebritygo.net/comics3/geri-halliwell/geri-halliwell-02.jpg
― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 19 May 2005 02:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 19 May 2005 02:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 19 May 2005 02:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 19 May 2005 02:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― nabiscothingy (nory), Thursday, 19 May 2005 02:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 19 May 2005 02:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 19 May 2005 02:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― nabiscothingy, Thursday, 19 May 2005 04:08 (eighteen years ago) link
I am about to sound like your mother -- or, rather, what your mother should sound like were she not too busy dealing with your deadbeat father to notice how strange you look -- so get ready. And stand up straight.
Young lady, do you know who you look like with your hair like that? Are you ready for this? Hilary Duff. Yes, I know you're thinner than she is, and that's an entirely different discussion, although I suppose this all does prove once and for all that your boobies are real. Yes, I said "boobies." Don't "Mooom" me! As I was saying: do you really want to be running around town looking like a girl who was in a silly TV show and then made a couple of movies with boys on the WB? Do you? I didn't think so. And I know the hair is allegedly for a role, but I really hope you're not thinking about keeping it that way, because blondes have more fun or some cockamamie reason, because, missy, let me tell you a thing or two: you look like every skinny blonde starlet in town like this, thing one, and thing two? Thing two is that, for your information, redheads are all over the runways this season, so your real hair color -- in addition to looking so pretty on you, sweetie -- is really very chic. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. Blondes are a dime -- don't you dare walk out on me when I am talking to you!
I haven't even started on your outfit. What are those SHORTS? Why don't you just cuff them and we can start calling you "Baby" and making jokes about putting you in the corner. You just look so messy, sweetie. And you're such a pretty girl, why is everything so baggy and ill-fitting and layered and wrongly proportioned?
You used to be so adorable! Come here, and look at these pictures with me. Look at you here!
What happened? Is it because you're hanging around with those girls? I told you I don't like you spending so much time with that Nicole Richie. I used to think she was all right, but she spends so much time in the bathroom. No! No -- don't you dare try and tell me she has irritable bowels, Lindsay. I will give YOU an irritable bowel if you interupt me one more time, so help me God. I have SEEN that girl and if her bowels are irritated, it's because there's nothing moving through them.
No, it's not "ew," it's sad, and I don't want you hanging out with her anymore. Honey, seriously. I just want to help. I want to help, and for you to wear either shorts, or pants, but not these Federline-inspired shortpris. Okay? Now, I know you've had a hard time since you and WhatsHisName, Wilber, broke up -- sorry, WilMER, WilMER, although I don't know what kind of name WILMER is -- sorry, sweetie, I know. It smarts. It still smarts. Come here and let me hug you.
There, there. Now, let's go to Barney's and get you some real pants. We can TP Wilmer's place on the way home. Go get your shoes.
(courtesy Go Fug Yourself)
― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 19 May 2005 05:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Je4nne Æury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 20 May 2005 17:51 (eighteen years ago) link
Bouncy teen pinup Lindsay Lohan may be a little too, well, bouncy, for Disney.
Moms at early test screenings of "Herbie: Fully Loaded" clucked about her being too prominent upfront to the point that execs spent more than $1 million to digitally downsize La Lohan's bosom and draw in higher necklines, reports Us Weekly. Lindsay's rep laughed off allegations of any alterations ...
― Je4nne Æur„ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Friday, 27 May 2005 15:30 (eighteen years ago) link
I think my boss just saw me looking at very scantily clad Gerri pix.
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 27 May 2005 15:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 27 May 2005 16:08 (eighteen years ago) link
that's robert altman
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 01:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 01:50 (eighteen years ago) link
She can, in a strange way, have that typical Altman female look, long hair, ultra-feminine, kinda natural.
― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 02:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― nabiscothingy, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― g e o f f (gcannon), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:55 (eighteen years ago) link
This thread is now about Mean Girls co-star Lacey Chabert
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― Cunga (Cunga), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 04:14 (eighteen years ago) link
On the set of Prairie Home Companion I hope?
― Zed Szetlian (Finn MacCool), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 04:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 10:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:58 (eighteen years ago) link
A cracked-out coke head, then? Seems a bit excessive.
― Zed Szetlian (Finn MacCool), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 20:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tigerstyle Shamanic Vision Quester (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 20:38 (eighteen years ago) link
-- kingfish (jdsalmo...), July 13th, 2005.
I am ready for the last part there.
― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 21:22 (eighteen years ago) link
I will never understand the sickness that compels people to channel their hatred at celebrities.
― what's in it for you? (dymaxia), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 21:28 (eighteen years ago) link
They sold their story to US Weekly, and of course Lohan's reps denied it, but still, we have proof! Not that we needed any, really.
― nory (nory), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 21:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 21:46 (eighteen years ago) link
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― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:41 (eighteen years ago) link
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― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:43 (eighteen years ago) link
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― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:44 (eighteen years ago) link
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― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:48 (eighteen years ago) link
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― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:54 (eighteen years ago) link
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― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Original Jimmy Mod: Waiting for the return of the Lohan's titties (The Famo, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Original Jimmy Mod: Waiting for the return of the Lohan's titties (The Famo, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 04:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 14:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Original Jimmy Mod: Waiting for the return of the Lohan's titties (The Famo, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 14:35 (eighteen years ago) link
So this is a falsehood then?
― Cunga (Cunga), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― Blonde Ambition Æur„ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― JD from CDepot, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:32 (eighteen years ago) link
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― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Original Jimmy Mod: Waiting for the return of the Lohan's titties (The Famo, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― latebloomer: not just indie rock but also rap, industrial and pop. (latebloomer), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 23:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― JD from CDepot, Thursday, 1 September 2005 01:48 (eighteen years ago) link
Creepy!
― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Friday, 2 September 2005 16:21 (eighteen years ago) link
Ew?
― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 September 2005 16:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― JD from CDepot, Friday, 2 September 2005 16:40 (eighteen years ago) link
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― Latebloomer: DEATH METAL DOOM. (Really. Please?) (latebloomer), Saturday, 3 September 2005 08:00 (eighteen years ago) link
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― nathalie's pocket revolution (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― snapper Æur„ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:28 (eighteen years ago) link
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― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:41 (eighteen years ago) link
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― gear (gear), Thursday, 15 September 2005 20:21 (eighteen years ago) link
Have you spent many a long, lonely night freeze-framing "Mean Girls" and wishing Lindsay Lohan would ditch her dire blond 'do and skin-and-bones bod and reclaim her once-flowing Titian tresses and overflowing T-shirt? Well, good news. It appears the teen queen has taken a cue from Cher and turned back time.
Lindsay, 19, arrived at Premiere magazine's Women in Hollywood soiree Tuesday night in L.A. sporting not just her trademark red-hued coif but also some much-needed meat on her formerly frail frame (a welcome gain that was noticeable even with the Chanel sheet she'd donned for the evening).
Despite her healthy glow, the starlet has already resigned herself to the inevitable potshots she'll face from those who prefer their teen queens cadaverous instead of curvy.
"Now they're going to say I am overweight, which is ridiculous," she sighs to "Entertainment Tonight. "I don't know what to say to that ... you grow up and you mature."
Lohan, who could once go arm-to-stick-thin arm with her bobble-headed bud Nicole Richie, admits she probably did get a little too twiggy earlier this year.
"I was going through a rough time and I probably wasn't taking care of myself -- I wasn't," says Lindsay. "I want to encourage young girls to not get to that point ..."
(You'll recall that back in May, the teeny-tiny actress told Teen Vogue that "compared to a lot of actresses my age, I'm actually overweight," and insisted to People that her alarmingly slimmed-down appearance was due to "working out -- I just got a trainer.")
In addition to weighing in on her weight, Lindsay also apparently found time on Tuesday night to fan the flames of her feud with Hilary Duff, who could also stand to down a grilled cheese sandwich ... or twelve.
According to the New York Daily News, the longtime rivals (the animosity can be traced back to their love triangle with Aaron Carter -- yes, we realize how dumb that sounds) faced off at the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood bash.
The paper claims they set up competing camps on opposite sides of the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel pool and "exchanged ominous glares all night long." (Yes, we realize how dumb this sounds.)
Lohan's faction reportedly included Kirsten Dunst and Richie (along with Nicole's fiancé, Adam "DJ AM" Goldstein), while Duff was backed up by boyfriend Joel Madden, her ubiquitous sister Haylie, Lohan's ex Wilmer Valderrama (sadly, he and Lindsay did not have a dance-off rematch), Kimberly "Future 'Surreal Life' Star" Stewart and the cast from "Laguna Beach."
"There was a lot of tension, a lot of evil looks," a spywitness tells the paper. "Nobody went into the other's territory."
But reps for the starlets quickly pooh-poohed the purported poolside stare-downs, with Lohan's mouthpiece insisting she was there in support of little sis Aliana and Duff's flack denying the sisters even peeped out Lindsay.
Tensions between the teens have allegedly flared up in recent weeks because Lohan claims she was given the brush off when she tried to phone in a détente.
"Lindsay called Hilary and was like, 'Enough?' And Hilary just said, 'No [bleeping] way,' and hung up on her," an insider tattles to the paper. "Hilary's a wolf in sheep's clothing, so Linds is done."
Haylie, however, denies that Lohan tried to reach out and touch them, telling a radio station last week, "That never happened." Hilary's mouthpiece also dismisses the story, saying the teens have never talked on the phone.
This was supposedly the second showdown Lohan was involved in at the Roosevelt in less than a week. The New York Post claims she was caught in the crossfire between squabbling "Simple Life" stars Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie during a post-Emmy party.
According to the paper, Paris held court on one side of the soiree with doppelganger Kim Stewart and Mary-Kate Olsen, while Nicole and new BFF Mischa Barton possessed the other.
Lohan, who has somehow managed to play Switzerland amid the warfare, supposedly spent the night "running back and forth" between the two groups, a maneuver that didn't sit well with Nicole.
One witness giggles to the Post, "The whole thing was hysterical."
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 05:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 07:41 (eighteen years ago) link
Wow! They must lead such a difficult life! Kim is also friends with Nicole.
I have only seen one pic with her new red hair but then all the other (newer) ones have her with strawberry blonde. Hmmmm. Personally I don't care, I think she looks great either way.
― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 07:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― Bob Loblaw (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 29 September 2005 14:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Thursday, 29 September 2005 15:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Thursday, 29 September 2005 15:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 29 September 2005 15:10 (eighteen years ago) link
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― gear (gear), Thursday, 29 September 2005 15:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 September 2005 15:44 (eighteen years ago) link
Lohan Bares All for Vanity Fair
http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/74/80/78s.jpgLindsay Lohan is set to bare all for an upcoming Vanity Fair cover. The 19-year-old Mean Girls star, who has been the subject of weight loss shock stories in the US media for the past year, is keen to show off her healthy figure - and she has chosen to get naked for the style magazine. According to America's In Touch magazine, Lohan shot the top secret cover photo on a beach in Malibu, California last week - and it was actually her idea to pose naked. A source says, "It was Paris Hilton's recent Vanity Fair cover, where she's topless and covering her breasts with her arms, that inspired Lindsay to push the envelope even further." In some of the Vanity Fair photos, Lindsay mimics her idol, Marilyn Monroe.---
t-minus six months to sex tape
― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 29 September 2005 23:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod Loves Alan Canseco (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 29 September 2005 23:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 29 September 2005 23:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 30 September 2005 00:16 (eighteen years ago) link
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― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 30 September 2005 01:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod Loves Alan Canseco (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 30 September 2005 01:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 30 September 2005 03:28 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 14:36 (eighteen years ago) link
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― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 15:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 15:50 (eighteen years ago) link
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― carly (carly), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 16:34 (eighteen years ago) link
EW!
― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 16:39 (eighteen years ago) link
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― gear (gear), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 16:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― carly (carly), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 16:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 16:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 16:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 17:06 (eighteen years ago) link
Um... please go everyone.
― Jimmy Mod Is The Damnation (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 30 October 2005 07:52 (eighteen years ago) link
The hippie-chick era is promising. But I think Kate Hudson's kind of hot, too, so what the fuck do I know.
― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Thursday, 24 November 2005 04:08 (eighteen years ago) link
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― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 November 2005 04:35 (eighteen years ago) link
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― gear (gear), Thursday, 24 November 2005 05:04 (eighteen years ago) link
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― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:40 (eighteen years ago) link
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― Dan (You've Just Described The Indie Boy Wet Dream) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:52 (eighteen years ago) link
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― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:23 (eighteen years ago) link
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― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:25 (eighteen years ago) link
To masturbate.
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― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:28 (eighteen years ago) link
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― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:28 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:29 (eighteen years ago) link
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― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:30 (eighteen years ago) link
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― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:59 (eighteen years ago) link
-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com), January 4th, 2006.
It's the "Better or Worse?" test
― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:05 (eighteen years ago) link
"i see a hot chick" = "obvious stigmatism in left eye"
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:07 (eighteen years ago) link
You mean watching the decay and slow road to recovery?
― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:25 (eighteen years ago) link
http://byroncrawford.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/amandawenk7.jpg
Life is so unfair...
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 5 January 2006 05:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 5 January 2006 05:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 5 January 2006 05:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Thursday, 5 January 2006 05:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 5 January 2006 05:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― tres letraj (tehresa), Thursday, 5 January 2006 09:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― tres letraj (tehresa), Thursday, 5 January 2006 09:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 5 January 2006 09:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 5 January 2006 09:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 15:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan ("Wenk" Can't Be A Real Name) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 January 2006 15:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 15:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 5 January 2006 15:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Ew Ew Ew) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― 3 years too late (jel), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (The Full Triumverate) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:49 (eighteen years ago) link
yeah since july 28, 2004
― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:54 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.hevanet.com/dariusg/images/sadeness.jpg
― Dan (And So On) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:55 (eighteen years ago) link
...
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 5 January 2006 17:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 5 January 2006 18:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 5 January 2006 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Thursday, 5 January 2006 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― Je4nn3 Æur„ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 5 January 2006 19:03 (eighteen years ago) link
Jan 10, 5:24 PM EST
Lohan 'Appalled' by Vanity Fair Article NEW YORK (AP) -- Lindsay Lohan is "appalled" by the Vanity Fair article released last week in which she confessed to dabbling in drugs and battling bulimia.
The Vanity Fair story, which hit newsstands nationally Tuesday and was widely reported last week, made headlines for the 19-year-old actress' acknowledgment that she dabbled in drugs "a little."
The magazine also quoted Lohan on her drastic weight loss last year: "I was making myself sick," she said. The article, written by Evgenia Peretz, noted Lohan was "referring to bulimic episodes."
Lohan also said, "I knew I had a problem and I couldn't admit it."
However, in a statement released Tuesday to Teen People magazine, Lohan denied having bulimia and said, "The words that I gave to the writer for Vanity Fair were misused and misconstrued, and I'm appalled with the way it was done."
An editor for Teen People said Lohan's denial was regarding Vanity Fair's reporting of her alleged bulimia, not drug use.
"Aside from (the writer's) lies and changing of my words, I am blessed to have this job and wonderful family that I do," Lohan's statement read.
Vanity Fair, in a statement of its own, stood by its story.
"Evgenia Peretz is one of our most reliable reporters," the magazine said. "Every word Lindsay Lohan told her is on tape. Vanity Fair stands by the story."
A call to Lohan's publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnick, was not immediately returned Tuesday.
― Je4nn3 Æur„ (Je4nne Fury), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 22:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 22:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― kingfish pibb Xtra (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 22:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 22:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 23:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― Df'nM (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― Df'nM (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:28 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:31 (eighteen years ago) link
See here.
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Christopher Costello (CGC), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 21:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 21:50 (eighteen years ago) link
safer for work than the URL would lead you to imagine.
― colette (a2lette), Thursday, 12 January 2006 19:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 12 January 2006 19:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Thursday, 12 January 2006 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sophia betrice Hoskins, Friday, 20 January 2006 21:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 20 January 2006 21:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Friday, 20 January 2006 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― team jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 4 March 2006 04:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Saturday, 4 March 2006 05:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Saturday, 4 March 2006 05:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 4 March 2006 05:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― chaki (chaki), Saturday, 4 March 2006 06:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 4 March 2006 06:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Saturday, 4 March 2006 06:16 (eighteen years ago) link
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/706/33725lindsaylohannippleslip0jj.jpg
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 4 March 2006 10:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Saturday, 4 March 2006 15:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Saturday, 4 March 2006 15:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 4 March 2006 16:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Saturday, 4 March 2006 22:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― kyle (akmonday), Saturday, 4 March 2006 22:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 4 March 2006 22:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 4 March 2006 22:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 4 March 2006 23:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― team jaxon (jaxon), Sunday, 5 March 2006 03:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― chaki (chaki), Sunday, 5 March 2006 03:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 5 March 2006 03:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Sunday, 5 March 2006 17:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― kyle (akmonday), Sunday, 5 March 2006 17:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 5 March 2006 17:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 5 March 2006 17:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― Eva van Rein (Gaia1981), Sunday, 5 March 2006 19:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Sunday, 5 March 2006 20:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Sunday, 5 March 2006 22:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Sunday, 5 March 2006 22:44 (eighteen years ago) link
yes
― Adam Rice Lacucaracha (nordicskilla), Sunday, 5 March 2006 22:44 (eighteen years ago) link
the back I can kind of see, she doesn't seem to have any muscles back there anymore, but it's not so horrible.
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Sunday, 5 March 2006 22:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Adam Rice Lacucaracha (nordicskilla), Sunday, 5 March 2006 22:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Adam Rice Lacucaracha (nordicskilla), Sunday, 5 March 2006 22:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 5 March 2006 22:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 5 March 2006 22:59 (eighteen years ago) link
otm!
― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 5 March 2006 23:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 5 March 2006 23:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― team jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 31 March 2006 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Friday, 31 March 2006 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Friday, 31 March 2006 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish ubermensch dishwasher sundae (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 31 March 2006 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 31 March 2006 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dan (Sheesh) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 March 2006 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― Batman, Saturday, 1 April 2006 04:24 (seventeen years ago) link
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g254/jrh531/yh1.jpg
And she's only 19 years old, right? Hoo boy...
― Mama Roux (Mama Roux), Saturday, 1 April 2006 08:15 (seventeen years ago) link
― killy (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 1 April 2006 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 1 April 2006 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link
― lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 1 April 2006 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link
― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 1 April 2006 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link
― Collardio Gelatinous (collardio), Sunday, 2 April 2006 00:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― Big Willy and the Twins (miloaukerman), Sunday, 2 April 2006 00:32 (seventeen years ago) link
― Big Willy and the Twins (miloaukerman), Sunday, 2 April 2006 00:33 (seventeen years ago) link
― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Sunday, 2 April 2006 00:33 (seventeen years ago) link
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 2 April 2006 07:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 3 April 2006 05:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 3 April 2006 07:41 (seventeen years ago) link
Well, I think so.
― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 3 April 2006 08:02 (seventeen years ago) link
OK, maybe this one works.
― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 3 April 2006 08:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 3 April 2006 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 3 April 2006 23:23 (seventeen years ago) link
― pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Monday, 3 April 2006 23:27 (seventeen years ago) link
On second, more careful look, umm, yes, thank you Martin. (But that strand on her left, combined with the shade it casts - one can see how it could be mistaken for a scar, right? Right?).
― Collardio Gelatinous (collardio), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 00:12 (seventeen years ago) link
― account settings (account), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 00:35 (seventeen years ago) link
http://img342.imageshack.us/img342/2039/samantha5yf.jpg
― team jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 6 April 2006 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 6 April 2006 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link
― Big Willy and the Twins (miloaukerman), Thursday, 6 April 2006 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― wmlynch (wlynch), Thursday, 6 April 2006 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link
― kit brash (kit brash), Thursday, 6 April 2006 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 6 April 2006 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Thursday, 6 April 2006 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link
isn't their dad famous too?
― team jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 6 April 2006 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link
― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Thursday, 6 April 2006 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 6 April 2006 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link
― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Thursday, 6 April 2006 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link
― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 April 2006 22:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Thursday, 6 April 2006 23:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Thursday, 6 April 2006 23:30 (seventeen years ago) link
― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Thursday, 6 April 2006 23:33 (seventeen years ago) link
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 6 April 2006 23:37 (seventeen years ago) link
― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 7 April 2006 00:37 (seventeen years ago) link
― milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link
― The Jazz Guide to Penguins on Compact Disc (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 22:53 (seventeen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod is a super idol of The MARS SPIRIT (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 18 May 2006 01:29 (seventeen years ago) link
!!
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 18 May 2006 04:23 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 18 May 2006 04:36 (seventeen years ago) link
― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 18 May 2006 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link
― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 18 May 2006 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link
I've worked with SCARLETT JOHANSSON, LINDSAY LOHAN & more!
I Will Inscribe & Autograph an 8x10 Headshot Personalized TO YOU or as a Gift!
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 02:02 (seventeen years ago) link
I read way too much egotastic/idontlikeyouinthatway/defamer/etc..
― milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 02:05 (seventeen years ago) link
― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 02:07 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish praetor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 02:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 02:31 (seventeen years ago) link
wait... WAHT.
― Marmot (marmotwolof), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 02:39 (seventeen years ago) link
― Marmot (marmotwolof), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 02:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 03:20 (seventeen years ago) link
― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 03:46 (seventeen years ago) link
― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 03:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish prĂŠtor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 06:23 (seventeen years ago) link
― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link
― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link
― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link
that's mrs firecrotch for you baby.
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link
― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link
Proceed at your own risk.
― milo z (mlp), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― milo z (mlp), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:06 (seventeen years ago) link
― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:15 (seventeen years ago) link
― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 15 September 2006 02:10 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.counterpunch.org/leech1.jpg
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 15 September 2006 03:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 15 September 2006 06:42 (seventeen years ago) link
― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 15 September 2006 06:49 (seventeen years ago) link
― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link
Lindsay Lohan has checked into rehab. "I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health. I appreciate your well wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time," said the 20-year-old actress in a statement issued Wednesday through her publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnick.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link
― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 19 January 2007 01:34 (seventeen years ago) link
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 19 January 2007 01:42 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:51 (sixteen years ago) link
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:55 (sixteen years ago) link
― fĂ©lix piĂ©, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:20 (sixteen years ago) link
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:24 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:21 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:22 (sixteen years ago) link
― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:24 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:25 (sixteen years ago) link
― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:27 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't see any of this Hilton/Reid stuff going on with her whatsoever! -- nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, July 28, 2004 4:11 PM (2 years ago)
― nabisco, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:31 (sixteen years ago) link
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:31 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:34 (sixteen years ago) link
― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:36 (sixteen years ago) link
― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link
― kenan, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:38 (sixteen years ago) link
― kenan, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link
― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link
― dan m, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:41 (sixteen years ago) link
― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:41 (sixteen years ago) link
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Hasn't the internet crowd of not-yet-legal pervdom moved on to the cheerleader from Heroes?
― milo z, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:43 (sixteen years ago) link
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:43 (sixteen years ago) link
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:44 (sixteen years ago) link
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:44 (sixteen years ago) link
― fĂ©lix piĂ©, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:47 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:50 (sixteen years ago) link
― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:51 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:51 (sixteen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:53 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:53 (sixteen years ago) link
― ^@^, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:53 (sixteen years ago) link
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link
― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:55 (sixteen years ago) link
― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:55 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:56 (sixteen years ago) link
― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:57 (sixteen years ago) link
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:58 (sixteen years ago) link
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:58 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:59 (sixteen years ago) link
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:59 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:00 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:00 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link
― fĂ©lix piĂ©, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link
― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:03 (sixteen years ago) link
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:03 (sixteen years ago) link
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:04 (sixteen years ago) link
― kingfish, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:05 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:05 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link
― homosexual II, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:07 (sixteen years ago) link
― brownie, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:07 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:07 (sixteen years ago) link
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:08 (sixteen years ago) link
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:08 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:09 (sixteen years ago) link
― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link
― brownie, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:12 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:13 (sixteen years ago) link
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:13 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:15 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:15 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link
― gabbneb, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:17 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:17 (sixteen years ago) link
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:18 (sixteen years ago) link
― fĂ©lix piĂ©, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:18 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link
― fĂ©lix piĂ©, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:20 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:20 (sixteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:20 (sixteen years ago) link
― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:21 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:21 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:22 (sixteen years ago) link
― fĂ©lix piĂ©, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:22 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link
― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:25 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:25 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:26 (sixteen years ago) link
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:26 (sixteen years ago) link
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:27 (sixteen years ago) link
― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:27 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:27 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:28 (sixteen years ago) link
― nabisco, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:28 (sixteen years ago) link
― fĂ©lix piĂ©, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:29 (sixteen years ago) link
― milo z, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:29 (sixteen years ago) link
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:29 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:31 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:31 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link
― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:34 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:34 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:35 (sixteen years ago) link
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:35 (sixteen years ago) link
― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:35 (sixteen years ago) link
― kenan, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:35 (sixteen years ago) link
― kenan, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:36 (sixteen years ago) link
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:36 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:37 (sixteen years ago) link
― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:40 (sixteen years ago) link
― jaymc, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:41 (sixteen years ago) link
― Eazy, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:42 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:44 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:45 (sixteen years ago) link
― jaymc, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:46 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:50 (sixteen years ago) link
― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:50 (sixteen years ago) link
― ghost rider, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:50 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link
― gff, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:53 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:55 (sixteen years ago) link
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:55 (sixteen years ago) link
― kenan, Thursday, 3 May 2007 20:01 (sixteen years ago) link
― admrl, Thursday, 3 May 2007 20:05 (sixteen years ago) link
― bernard snowy, Friday, 4 May 2007 00:33 (sixteen years ago) link
― chaki, Friday, 4 May 2007 01:14 (sixteen years ago) link
― HI DERE, Friday, 4 May 2007 01:47 (sixteen years ago) link
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 4 May 2007 01:48 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Friday, 4 May 2007 03:34 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Friday, 4 May 2007 03:35 (sixteen years ago) link
― Lingbert, Friday, 4 May 2007 04:22 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 4 May 2007 04:23 (sixteen years ago) link
― kenan, Friday, 4 May 2007 05:16 (sixteen years ago) link
― kenan, Friday, 4 May 2007 05:24 (sixteen years ago) link
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 4 May 2007 09:55 (sixteen years ago) link
― kv_nol, Friday, 4 May 2007 11:15 (sixteen years ago) link
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 4 May 2007 12:15 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Friday, 4 May 2007 19:53 (sixteen years ago) link
I am trying to get over a hernia operation
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 4 May 2007 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link
― HI DERE, Friday, 4 May 2007 19:55 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Friday, 4 May 2007 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link
― kenan, Friday, 4 May 2007 20:09 (sixteen years ago) link
― David R., Friday, 4 May 2007 20:13 (sixteen years ago) link
― billstevejim, Saturday, 5 May 2007 18:18 (sixteen years ago) link
― sydz, Sunday, 6 May 2007 21:06 (sixteen years ago) link
― kingfish, Sunday, 6 May 2007 21:43 (sixteen years ago) link
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 6 May 2007 21:48 (sixteen years ago) link
― milo z, Sunday, 6 May 2007 21:50 (sixteen years ago) link
― BLASTOCYST, Monday, 7 May 2007 00:24 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Monday, 7 May 2007 01:44 (sixteen years ago) link
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 7 May 2007 01:59 (sixteen years ago) link
― HI DERE, Monday, 7 May 2007 02:14 (sixteen years ago) link
― tehresa, Monday, 7 May 2007 02:19 (sixteen years ago) link
― Spencer Chow, Monday, 7 May 2007 02:55 (sixteen years ago) link
― nathalie, Monday, 7 May 2007 07:18 (sixteen years ago) link
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 7 May 2007 11:40 (sixteen years ago) link
― lex pretend, Monday, 7 May 2007 11:58 (sixteen years ago) link
― RJG, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:11 (sixteen years ago) link
― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:32 (sixteen years ago) link
― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:33 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:40 (sixteen years ago) link
― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:41 (sixteen years ago) link
― Hurting 2, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:50 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 16:23 (sixteen years ago) link
― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:24 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 16:28 (sixteen years ago) link
― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:31 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 16:36 (sixteen years ago) link
― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:37 (sixteen years ago) link
― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:38 (sixteen years ago) link
― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:39 (sixteen years ago) link
― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:39 (sixteen years ago) link
― ghost rider, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:42 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 16:43 (sixteen years ago) link
― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:44 (sixteen years ago) link
― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:54 (sixteen years ago) link
― ghost rider, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:54 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 17:00 (sixteen years ago) link
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:13 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 17:14 (sixteen years ago) link
― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:14 (sixteen years ago) link
― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:14 (sixteen years ago) link
― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:15 (sixteen years ago) link
― ghost rider, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:15 (sixteen years ago) link
― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:16 (sixteen years ago) link
― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:16 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 17:16 (sixteen years ago) link
― strongohulkington, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:17 (sixteen years ago) link
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:18 (sixteen years ago) link
― strongohulkington, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:18 (sixteen years ago) link
― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 17:20 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 17:21 (sixteen years ago) link
― strongohulkington, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:23 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 17:23 (sixteen years ago) link
― strongohulkington, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:24 (sixteen years ago) link
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:25 (sixteen years ago) link
― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:25 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 17:25 (sixteen years ago) link
― C. Grisso/McCain, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:25 (sixteen years ago) link
― strongohulkington, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:25 (sixteen years ago) link
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:28 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 17:30 (sixteen years ago) link
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:36 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 17:36 (sixteen years ago) link
― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:37 (sixteen years ago) link
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:40 (sixteen years ago) link
― sexyDancer, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:44 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 17:46 (sixteen years ago) link
― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:47 (sixteen years ago) link
― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:49 (sixteen years ago) link
i thought those bedbugs were real
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:53 (sixteen years ago) link
― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:56 (sixteen years ago) link
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:07 (sixteen years ago) link
― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:08 (sixteen years ago) link
― sexyDancer, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:17 (sixteen years ago) link
― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 19:48 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 02:47 (sixteen years ago) link
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 03:06 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 03:13 (sixteen years ago) link
― milo z, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 03:23 (sixteen years ago) link
― latebloomer, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 03:50 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 04:12 (sixteen years ago) link
― i, grey, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 07:01 (sixteen years ago) link
― 31g, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 07:11 (sixteen years ago) link
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 13:04 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 15:07 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 00:48 (sixteen years ago) link
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 01:22 (sixteen years ago) link
― estela, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 01:31 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 01:47 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 01:54 (sixteen years ago) link
― Gukbe, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 01:57 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:55 (sixteen years ago) link
― braveclub, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 15:00 (sixteen years ago) link
― nathalie, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 15:10 (sixteen years ago) link
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 15:41 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 19:55 (sixteen years ago) link
― Greist, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link
― Abbott, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 21:28 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 21:50 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 9 May 2007 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 21:56 (sixteen years ago) link
― braveclub, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 22:11 (sixteen years ago) link
― Abbott, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 22:26 (sixteen years ago) link
― chaki, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 22:29 (sixteen years ago) link
― Abbott, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 22:30 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Thursday, 10 May 2007 00:04 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Thursday, 10 May 2007 00:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Lindsay Lohan booked on suspicion of DUI By CHRISTOPHER WEBER, Associated Press Writer Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence Saturday after her convertible struck a curb, and investigators found what they believe is cocaine at the scene, police said.
Lohan, 20, and two other people were in her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 when it crashed on Sunset Boulevard around 5:30 a.m., Sgt. Mike Foxen said. It appeared the actress was speeding, Lt. Mitch McCann said at an afternoon news conference.
Officers at the scene found a "usable amount" of a drug tentatively identified as cocaine, McCann said. He declined to say where the drug was found other than to say Lohan was not carrying it.
Lohan, who spent time at a rehabilitation center earlier this year, was driven in another car to a hospital for treatment of minor injuries, McCann said. The two other people in her car were not hurt.
Officers received a 911 call about the accident and arrested Lohan at the hospital for investigation of misdemeanor driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs, McCann said.
She was released from custody because she was admitted to the hospital, police said.
McCann declined to comment on Lohan's blood-alcohol level. He said the case will be presented to the District Attorney's Office where the actress could face more charges, including felonies. Her tentative arraignment date is Aug. 24.
― gershy, Sunday, 27 May 2007 04:26 (sixteen years ago) link
*sigh*
― latebloomer, Sunday, 27 May 2007 04:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, they now reported she also did coke.
― stevienixed, Sunday, 27 May 2007 07:22 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm glad I'm not a judge, because even though I'm anti-drugs, I would be unable to send these this to jail:
http://i11.tinypic.com/5z2kdy1.jpg
― StanM, Sunday, 27 May 2007 09:47 (sixteen years ago) link
lol when i came home last night and read this news, i was like upset in such a way that i shouldn't have been. bizarre. i mean really did she have to get caught? come on. 20 is so stupid that way.
― Surmounter, Sunday, 27 May 2007 11:37 (sixteen years ago) link
I had nothing to do with this.
The SL65 is such a hott car.
― Spencer Chow, Sunday, 27 May 2007 11:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Courtney Love was/is better at the whole self-destructing in public thing. I find Lindsay's antics somewhat boring.
― j-rock, Monday, 28 May 2007 01:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Lindsay as a Schizo Exotic Dancer: C/D
trailer
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 28 May 2007 01:13 (sixteen years ago) link
movie looks awesomely trashy.
― milo z, Monday, 28 May 2007 03:20 (sixteen years ago) link
hahaha i thought it said
Lindsay Lohan booked on suspicion of DUB
― s1ocki, Monday, 28 May 2007 03:23 (sixteen years ago) link
i know i'm totally pumped about that movie
― Surmounter, Monday, 28 May 2007 04:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Maybe she will end up like Corey Haim selling her shit on ebay. Her career badly needs an injection of heroin a blockbuster.
― nathalie, Monday, 28 May 2007 07:42 (sixteen years ago) link
And yeah, she's only 20 and we should give her a break, but I doubt the studio and police see it that way. It seems like both are on a mission to out all the cokey starlettes. See also Miss Barton.
― nathalie, Monday, 28 May 2007 07:44 (sixteen years ago) link
The real problem for her is that no one will cast her because they're afraid she won't be able to finish a picture (i.e. if someone were to cast her it would be difficult to get the production bonded).
― Spencer Chow, Monday, 28 May 2007 09:00 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, she bailed out of a movie because they insisted she sign a paper promising she'd be on time and do some drug tests.
― nathalie, Monday, 28 May 2007 12:32 (sixteen years ago) link
I love how this thread is like a documentation of the 5 stages of Lohan. It's kind of amazing that she still has a career now. One of the more interesting posts here from three years ago:
to get back on track, Lindsay's next four movies are "Fashionistas," "Gossip Girl," "Dramarama," and "Herbie: Fully Loaded."
She only ended up making one of those, and it's the only hit she's had in the past 3 years. It even seems weird that she topped Maxim's "hot 100" list this year, like they were more concerned with anointing one of the sex symbols of our era than whether most men think she's anywhere near as attractive as she used to be. And she's still talking about how she wants an Oscar!
― Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 28 May 2007 14:48 (sixteen years ago) link
'georgia rule' but yeah it's a pretty minor career really. 'mean girls' was a looooong time ago.
― That one guy that quit, Monday, 28 May 2007 15:02 (sixteen years ago) link
Georgia Rule will be lucky if it grosses as much as Prairie Home Companion!
― Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 28 May 2007 15:13 (sixteen years ago) link
her career is seriously not that bad guys, she has a long time to make many more movies if she so wishes
― Surmounter, Monday, 28 May 2007 23:23 (sixteen years ago) link
did bobby flop then? i've never seen any of her films, oh dear, i keep meaning to see mean girls though.
oh lilo whatever will you do next.
― lex pretend, Monday, 28 May 2007 23:25 (sixteen years ago) link
How long until she's co-starring with Tara Reid in an Uwe Boll joint?
― milo z, Monday, 28 May 2007 23:31 (sixteen years ago) link
that would be tight
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 28 May 2007 23:34 (sixteen years ago) link
has anyone posted that very nsfw spankrock clip here?
if not: http://www.spankrock.net/babt.mov
― bnw, Monday, 28 May 2007 23:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Bobby flopped, Lex, and you should def see Mean Girls. Grebt movie.
― nathalie, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 08:46 (sixteen years ago) link
yea loved mean girls, lex u prolly would 2 something tells me
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 09:08 (sixteen years ago) link
We watched "Freaky Friday" the other day, and Amber and Alice and I watched the 'extras', including Lindsay Lohan's video diary. Consisting of her doing her tutoring with a copy of "The Bell Jar" she was studying.
See, if our Amber had straight hair, she'd be a dead ringer for LL. So, she's quite taken with the idea of being a film star now. Not madly/obsessively, just that "oh, I could do that, couldn't I?" sort of way.
The first part of the VidDia had some guy with LL, saying "Hey, here's the world-famous Lindsay Lohan, back when she was only 15 years old!!!" and general laffing. Ah, the innocence of yout.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 09:30 (sixteen years ago) link
hehe ; ) that's cute. i love the "oh, i could do that, couldn't i?" feeling
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 09:33 (sixteen years ago) link
aw... 1998
http://i19.tinypic.com/53ynbi8.jpg
― StanM, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 09:37 (sixteen years ago) link
I take it back: Amber's much better looking: http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y161/MarkGrout/AmberAlice3a.jpg
― Mark G, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 09:39 (sixteen years ago) link
awwww!!!!
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 09:41 (sixteen years ago) link
xxpost good lord, look at her NAILS. she's a KID. also, thumb ring. so utterly dud.
― nathalie, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 09:47 (sixteen years ago) link
I was trying to think who she does look like in that pic, and now I know..
(back in a bit)
― Mark G, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 10:12 (sixteen years ago) link
ummm... Mark G, there's DEF a little Nicole Kidman happening in that pic
u know like early nicole - days of thunder nicole
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 10:13 (sixteen years ago) link
i mean in the pic of amber :-)
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 10:14 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.timelesstrinkets.com/Snoopy/Images/FigurinePeppermintPatty.jpg
(xpost thanks: yeah!)
― Mark G, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 10:14 (sixteen years ago) link
she's back in rehab (re-rehab?) : http://cbs2.com/topstories/local_story_149035233.html
― StanM, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 12:36 (sixteen years ago) link
"early nicole - days of thunder nicole"
― energy flash gordon, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 22:21 (sixteen years ago) link
cmon you cant front on baby lohan, freaky friday and parent trap are classic and they sell thumb rings at claire's accessories
― A B C, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 22:23 (sixteen years ago) link
1998?! jesus lord
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 00:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Yes... nine years ago.
They grow up so fast. ::sniff::
― kenan, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 00:16 (sixteen years ago) link
I think she should do rehab outside of Los Angeles - like on an island.
― Spencer Chow, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 00:22 (sixteen years ago) link
http://crossroadsantigua.org/website/index.html
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 00:30 (sixteen years ago) link
i saw mean girls again awhile ago and watching it while it's a drag that lindsay is kind of a mess now the real tragedy is wtf ever happened to goth girl and gay dude
― A B C, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 00:49 (sixteen years ago) link
lol goth girl
she's still alright, as long as she does some more good acting/movies in the future
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 00:58 (sixteen years ago) link
http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060626/060626_lohan_vmed_3p.widec.jpg
is lindsay lohan beautiful? is she worth the commotion? =P
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 01:01 (sixteen years ago) link
xcuse me
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 01:02 (sixteen years ago) link
is she coked up there? does it matter? that face is so pretty in a way that's so real, it's unreal.
Is Lindsay Lohan the ultimate girl next door?
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 01:03 (sixteen years ago) link
She is if you live on the LES
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 01:04 (sixteen years ago) link
the freckles only accentuate the realness of her appearance, and it's hard not to go along with the sentiment, "yeah, she's a pretty girl." so hard, in fact, that she has managed to make it nearly impossible. the breadth of lindsay lohan's success, even if only in the limelight, points to the penultimate "it factor."
that, in and of itself, impresses me.
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 01:09 (sixteen years ago) link
Pretty drunks are a dime a dozen. She's not worth a second thought to anyone but friends and family until she gets control of herself.
― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 01:19 (sixteen years ago) link
a dime a dozen eh? name a dozen pretty drunks under the age of 21
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 01:21 (sixteen years ago) link
rolling teenpop to thread.
― Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 01:23 (sixteen years ago) link
lol
― A B C, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 01:35 (sixteen years ago) link
-- A B C, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 12:49 AM
she was on that CBS show The Class, but she looked completely different (and totally hot) in it, I didn't even recognize her at first. that show just got cancelled, but it's just as well as she was pretty much the only tolerable character on it, maybe she'll land something better now. gay dude's IMDb page is full of upcoming feature projects, though, surprisingly!
― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 02:24 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/204/61128155gy5su8.gif
― A B C, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 02:29 (sixteen years ago) link
kudos
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 02:43 (sixteen years ago) link
http://x17online.com/LLohanCollapse052807_11.jpg ..."and don't put anything gross in my mouth if i pass out..."
― danbunny, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 03:00 (sixteen years ago) link
TOO LATE
― kenan, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 03:01 (sixteen years ago) link
The media coverage is kind of sad - is Lindsay all that different from a lot of 19-21 year olds, except she's got enough money to fuck up a $160k Benz instead of a $3500 Toyota?
― milo z, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 03:12 (sixteen years ago) link
ya rly
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 03:20 (sixteen years ago) link
bad decisions writ large
― river wolf, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 04:00 (sixteen years ago) link
also i would like Hunter Age 3's reaction to that spankrock video, because i'm not really sure that UH quite covers it
― river wolf, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 04:01 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.atf.gov/kids/graphics/art_contest/dsc_554720%25.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 30 May 2007 04:07 (sixteen years ago) link
well played
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 04:12 (sixteen years ago) link
surmonster is weird
― chaki, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 04:15 (sixteen years ago) link
hey chaki, u know it's SurMOUNTer right? as in like, one person mounts another? i mean like i said i dig the Monster thing, just checkin. um and i guess it's good to be weird so that's cool.
oh linds, when will u ever learn? ya just don't get in the Benz during the bender
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 11:41 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y161/MarkGrout/AmberAliceGhost.jpg
― Mark G, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 11:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Some people say "what's that picture doing there" but I say "OH BONDAGE UP YOURS!!"
1234
― Mark G, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 11:51 (sixteen years ago) link
chaki is also weird, and also rude
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 11:52 (sixteen years ago) link
aww look at little Lindsay Nicole G =)
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 11:59 (sixteen years ago) link
i don't mind or anything, but isn't calling people weird kindof junior highish? wasn't that the thing we said before we understood that differences are like a good thing? that being unique is good? i mean now, i think it's pretty much a given that being weird is a positive thing, if you're the good kind of weird :-)
n e way, just a thought.
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 12:11 (sixteen years ago) link
i wish lindsay lohan would come out with a really fucking weird album, laden with grunts and synths. that would make us all think. for a minute.
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 12:12 (sixteen years ago) link
as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another?
wtf
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 30 May 2007 14:09 (sixteen years ago) link
surmounter, don't change for anyone
― gff, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 14:18 (sixteen years ago) link
That is exactly what I was just thinking. xpost
― ENBB, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 14:20 (sixteen years ago) link
n e way
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 14:32 (sixteen years ago) link
aww thanks gff, that's sweet. ur sweet too, adam schefter, and i imagine a total hunk ;)
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 15:07 (sixteen years ago) link
can you go back to yelling at us for being negative and stop creeping me the fuck out?
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 15:08 (sixteen years ago) link
http://scoopsnoodle.com/adam_schefter/yoko.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 30 May 2007 15:10 (sixteen years ago) link
that picture really does win everything, and should be on every thread
― kenan, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 15:11 (sixteen years ago) link
well done
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 15:13 (sixteen years ago) link
also, it's weird to realize that Schefter is so much better looking than Yoko.
― kenan, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 15:13 (sixteen years ago) link
sorry ghost rider, didn't mean to ruffle yo feathas
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 15:16 (sixteen years ago) link
Teen Challenge founder, the Rev. Jimmy Jack, on his recent telephone conversation with La Lohan:
"It was short. Just five minutes. I caught her at dinner. I told her that we're here for her and we love her and that God has a special plan for her life. I feel like it was somehow in the province of God that I got through, because not even Mike could get through on the cell phone. It was just a God thing."
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 16:29 (sixteen years ago) link
yo surmounter weird is bad when it's meant in the you seem totally creepy and btw tactless sense!
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 16:30 (sixteen years ago) link
tactless?? geez, sorry you feel that way tombot, yo
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 16:46 (sixteen years ago) link
out of curiosity, how was i tactless?
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 16:47 (sixteen years ago) link
frighteningly OTM comment about LL's mom on Defamer:
it occurs to me now that amy poehler was actually playing Dina in "mean girls"...
― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 17:49 (sixteen years ago) link
ban surmounter
― Eppy, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 18:13 (sixteen years ago) link
:-( not nice.
Calum Best sex tape?
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 18:21 (sixteen years ago) link
i reiterate
― Eppy, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 18:22 (sixteen years ago) link
OK, i'm pretty sure we get it...
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 18:23 (sixteen years ago) link
do we really, though?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 30 May 2007 18:26 (sixteen years ago) link
http://readbangkokpost.com/images/redcard.jpg
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 18:29 (sixteen years ago) link
i mean, i get the fact that Eppy wants me banned... i feel like he/she's made that pretty clear.
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 18:31 (sixteen years ago) link
http://readbangkokpost.com/images/redcard.jpghttp://readbangkokpost.com/images/redcard.jpghttp://readbangkokpost.com/images/redcard.jpg
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link
The Times weighs in.
― G00blar, Thursday, 31 May 2007 12:43 (sixteen years ago) link
i love it when the Times weighs in on things like this, the high-culture perspective on Lindsay.
I mean nothing new said in the article, really. She should just get her act together cuz she is fun to watch and it is too bad.
― Surmounter, Thursday, 31 May 2007 17:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Creepy "Lindsay needs God" segment on Scarborough right now with Lohan's dad and his pastor. They keep showing that passed out pic.
― marmotwolof, Friday, 1 June 2007 01:40 (sixteen years ago) link
is her dad wearing that mesh shirt?
― stevienixed, Friday, 1 June 2007 05:15 (sixteen years ago) link
fuck if I know, that was three hours ago
― marmotwolof, Friday, 1 June 2007 05:23 (sixteen years ago) link
trust me, you'd remember
― stevienixed, Friday, 1 June 2007 11:09 (sixteen years ago) link
I think maybe it was a suit. I dunno I was listening more than watching.
Scarborough was all like "lol so her mom's crazy too right? lol so ya think lindsay's gonna DIE?" and LoDad wasn't taking the bait all that much.
― marmotwolof, Friday, 1 June 2007 11:16 (sixteen years ago) link
The mighty have fallen. Again.
http://gawker.com/news/wtf/lindsay-lohan-arrested-in-second-dui-today-281698.php
:\
CHOW YOU'RE IN LA DO SOMETHING
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 13:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Lohan turned 21 this month and is not really expected to see 22.
ha
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 13:50 (sixteen years ago) link
NO FUCKING WAY
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 13:53 (sixteen years ago) link
not sure if you mean that
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 13:54 (sixteen years ago) link
HA actually i do
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 13:55 (sixteen years ago) link
oh lindsay!
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 13:58 (sixteen years ago) link
OMG WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS?
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 14:00 (sixteen years ago) link
well hell when i got arrested i sure as hell didn't wanna deal with it again, just on a fucking logistical level.
stupid boitch. how hard is it to hire a driver? and why don't her ppl just keep her out of the fucking car?
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 14:02 (sixteen years ago) link
UPDATE: She was arrested because she was chasing another car (Samantha's?) And she had cocaine in her pants pocket. She blew a .12 or a .13, which was illegal even back when drunk driving laws were tailored to allow people to actually exist in Los Angeles.
sigh
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 14:05 (sixteen years ago) link
dumb dumb
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 14:06 (sixteen years ago) link
damn, girl
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 14:07 (sixteen years ago) link
I was just coming here to post this. So fucking stupid.
― ENBB, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 14:15 (sixteen years ago) link
hi
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 14:16 (sixteen years ago) link
hi! :-)
― ENBB, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 14:18 (sixteen years ago) link
by 10 AM, tmz.com already has 10 articles about this :-) (oh, and a mugshot)
― StanM, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 14:49 (sixteen years ago) link
omg i haven't gone yet, i might wait til lunch.
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 14:51 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/07/0724_lohan_mugshot_01.jpg
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:04 (sixteen years ago) link
Will she end up like the Coreys? Selling her pubic hair on eBAY and making a reality show (with her mom? sister?)?
― nathalie, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:08 (sixteen years ago) link
fuck i was just about to post that shot.
SO UGLY!!!!!!
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:09 (sixteen years ago) link
yes thnx
― kenan, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:10 (sixteen years ago) link
eww she looks like tara reid(spl) with a skin condition
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:11 (sixteen years ago) link
*RETCH*
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:12 (sixteen years ago) link
she looks just a teeny bit high on coke.
― jessie monster, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:12 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/cms/2004/other/Homepage_-_Lindsay_Lohan_cover_story_top_artwork.6383941.jpg http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/07/0724_lohan_mugshot_01.jpg
;_; ; ; ;
hot coke face = okay. ugly coke face = no thx
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:14 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh come on, it's a fucking mugshot taken after a night out!
― nathalie, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:29 (sixteen years ago) link
Also, zits? It's called zits, zitfuckface.
― nathalie, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Freckles. *sigh*
― nathalie, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:32 (sixteen years ago) link
how hard is it to hire a driver?
― Eazy, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:33 (sixteen years ago) link
she should have hired Herbie the Love Bug
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:36 (sixteen years ago) link
omg
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:36 (sixteen years ago) link
Seriously, why not just hire someone to carry your car keys and such? Then they can drive your drunk and coked-up ass home. Seems like a small price to pay..
x-post Curt1s has got it
― mh, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:37 (sixteen years ago) link
that prankster probably planted the blow
xpost
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:37 (sixteen years ago) link
Who's Samantha? Samantha Ronson?
― jaymc, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:53 (sixteen years ago) link
I assumed that Samantha was Ronson, yeah.
― ENBB, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:54 (sixteen years ago) link
mhmm
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:55 (sixteen years ago) link
Samantha is sister of that producer, Ronson, who did the Amy Winehouse production on her latest album, no? Her stepfather is that dude in Foreigner and I think she's a dj as well.
― nathalie, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:57 (sixteen years ago) link
yes, that is correct, she is sister of hot Mark
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:58 (sixteen years ago) link
She looks like a teenage boy.
― jim, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:59 (sixteen years ago) link
it's like watching a train freck
― brownie, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:59 (sixteen years ago) link
RIP
― Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:59 (sixteen years ago) link
looks like a nice girl tho
omg xp
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:00 (sixteen years ago) link
http://prettyboring.com/files/images/ronson.png
― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:00 (sixteen years ago) link
screams nice girl to me
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:01 (sixteen years ago) link
That, I can handle
― kenan, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:01 (sixteen years ago) link
15 TMZ stories now
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:02 (sixteen years ago) link
lohan is a beautiful wounded angel i would take her under my wing~
― cankles, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:03 (sixteen years ago) link
tmz is dedicated
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:04 (sixteen years ago) link
heaven needed trashy thighs ;_;
― brownie, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:07 (sixteen years ago) link
omg trashy thighs
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:09 (sixteen years ago) link
omg you're irritating
― kenan, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:15 (sixteen years ago) link
capn-save-a-lo
― ^@^, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:28 (sixteen years ago) link
sof
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:35 (sixteen years ago) link
jimmy the mod otm
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:56 (sixteen years ago) link
GOP slipped her a mickey to drown out Gonzales hearings.
― Eazy, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link
guys she was chasing her assistant who quit on her at the club ;_; | | | | | _________________________
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:00 (sixteen years ago) link
assistant otm
― brownie, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:24 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:25 (sixteen years ago) link
Lindsay opted not to go back to Promises but she checked into another unnamed treatment facility moments ago.
― MRZBW, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:28 (sixteen years ago) link
OPIUM DEN
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:29 (sixteen years ago) link
i feel like these rehab jaunts don't really do much? is jaunt a word?
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:31 (sixteen years ago) link
If she wants to check in to The Priory it's 5 mins from my house, I can show her around, perhaps take her to a rugby game at Rosslyn Park, a stone's throw away.
― Mark C, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:33 (sixteen years ago) link
Celebrities in not taking celebrity resort rehab seriously SHOCKAH. You know she brought her stylist with her last time? And they let her?
― kenan, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:33 (sixteen years ago) link
i covet her hair
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:39 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0724071lohan2.jpg
The full shot shows that she's kind of lurching forward.
― Eazy, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:59 (sixteen years ago) link
her hair is full of cocaine
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:59 (sixteen years ago) link
are those freckles or is there black tar heroin stuck to her face?
― brownie, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:01 (sixteen years ago) link
those are track marks, i think.
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:02 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm sure you guys are all v v v handsome while drunk
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:05 (sixteen years ago) link
i didn't know about the Dee.
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:06 (sixteen years ago) link
i just think she looks like tara reid which grosses me out.
Of course I am! As long as you're also drunk.
― kenan, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:07 (sixteen years ago) link
ally you need some new role models
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:08 (sixteen years ago) link
you have all kinds of photo proof of how handsome me and mr que are while drunk
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:08 (sixteen years ago) link
lohan >> me when drunk ;_;
― brownie, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:09 (sixteen years ago) link
how handsome me and mr que are while drunk
you two transcend handsome. That's some next-level shit.
― kenan, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:10 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm sorry that i think it is kind of gross that a bunch of dudes are being kind of creepy, mw.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:10 (sixteen years ago) link
this is true for basically every single person posting on this thread, don't feel bad.
lohan's mug shot >>>>>>> mine
― milo z, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:10 (sixteen years ago) link
i wish i could find my mugshot
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:11 (sixteen years ago) link
somebody photoshop some DC postcards with the slogan A Bunch of Dudes Being Kind of Creepy!
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:11 (sixteen years ago) link
just thinking the same thing xp
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:12 (sixteen years ago) link
i just think it's funny how you always run to the defense of lohan and paris whenever they do something stupid and juvenile. i'm a taxpaying american, it's my right to say that lohan's hair is full of cocaine.
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:12 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.informacyde.com/weblog/images/people/Bill-gates-mugshot.jpg
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:12 (sixteen years ago) link
http://cache.idolator.com/assets/resources/2006/12/treyday.jpg
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:13 (sixteen years ago) link
mainly because ppl like you like to make your arguments against lohan and paris not about the stupid shit they're doing but about how, like, they look ugly and doggy in their middle of the night mugshots taken after their makeup has melted off and they're kinda drunk.
sorry, yet again, that i find the manner in which like you and kenan discuss these ladies to be creepy!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:13 (sixteen years ago) link
meanwhile gabbneb on point
the PD that arrested me didn't even have a color digital camera.
― milo z, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:14 (sixteen years ago) link
wtf? I didn't say shit!
― kenan, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:14 (sixteen years ago) link
http://estb.msn.com/i/E7/9F97F1C7F145801FD586A4954C5.jpg
― Eazy, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:14 (sixteen years ago) link
hey i'm not defending anyone. dumb is as dumb does.
geez those are fantastic gab, looks like u have a good attitude about all of it ;)
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:14 (sixteen years ago) link
http://a7.vox.com/6a00c225230efe8fdb00c2252cde078e1d-500pi
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:15 (sixteen years ago) link
nice Target shirt to wear on your 'date,' Hugh
― milo z, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:15 (sixteen years ago) link
hugh's mugshot is sexy
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:15 (sixteen years ago) link
good effort, Surmounter, kiu!
kenan i confused you with surmounter, sorry!!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:16 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.absolutenow.com/mugshots/images/DowneyJrRobert.jpg
― milo z, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:16 (sixteen years ago) link
tho not too sorry because what i said was still true about you when topic is re: ms. hilton
i'm making jokes ally, i'm not criticizing anything she or paris does, go back and read the thread.
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:16 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i16.tinypic.com/6fj99tx.jpg
― dan m, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:16 (sixteen years ago) link
he seemed pretty happy in the pen (top picture):
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/packageart/mugshots/rdowneymug1.jpg
Lohan is ok with me, usually, and yeah, she looks terrible, but it's more in a sad way, not because her skin is bad. It's those puffy red eyes and EUGH you have not been taking care of yrself, girl! She needs a bowl of soup and some serious tough-love rehab.
― kenan, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:17 (sixteen years ago) link
-- gabbneb, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 6:15 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
wha?
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:17 (sixteen years ago) link
http://estb.msn.com/i/DB/B11EF02C4B2C379E27CC637A1988A.jpg
xpost ok mark, i'm sorry i don't find jokes ripping on someone's personal appearance and how skanky you think they are over and over and over and over and over and over etc again funny? this is like a long-time thing with you.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:17 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.morethings.com/music/june_carter_johnny_cash/johnny_cash_el_paso_mugshot_1965.jpg
― milo z, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:18 (sixteen years ago) link
i don't care if you don't like lindsay lohan or paris hilton, i just find your innate need to come on threads about them and refer to them as ugly or skanks kind of, i don't know, weird and borderline sexist.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:18 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.uglyjackass.com/cool_stuff/mugshots/robert_downey_jr.jpg
This one is like a study for a Chuck Close painting.
― Eazy, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:19 (sixteen years ago) link
-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, July 24, 2007 6:13 PM
"arguments"
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:19 (sixteen years ago) link
and, of course, the classic:
http://www.popamericana.com/!/mcqueen_mugshot.jpg
― milo z, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:19 (sixteen years ago) link
haa
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:20 (sixteen years ago) link
well ally you can always ignore my posts if you find it so offensive. you're always extra sensitive about the taste of beer and stuff and you get all wound up about it, but i don't harsh on you too much about that, i try to be even keeled about it. get a new whipping boy. i have a different opinion than you about paris and lindsay. so the fuck what?
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:20 (sixteen years ago) link
a lot of people feel the need to talk like that about hte likes of LL and Paris, it's like the nation's favorite thing to do. lots of reasons.
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:20 (sixteen years ago) link
http://media.canada.com/1785a528-bef3-4f04-af39-9312146bfd98/riptornmug.jpg
― milo z, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:21 (sixteen years ago) link
ewwww
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:21 (sixteen years ago) link
imagine that voice + Mr. Que's last post.
http://www.crimelibrary.com/graphics/photos/notorious_murders/not_guilty/sacco/5b.jpg
― brownie, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:22 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.shamrock-ejrt-kennel.com/Jailbird%20mug%20shot.JPG what do you reckon he did.
xpost lol @ milo
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:22 (sixteen years ago) link
God, poor Rip Torn and poor Nick Nolte, pissing on the beach in Malibu.
― Eazy, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:22 (sixteen years ago) link
She needs a bowl of soup and some serious tough-love rehab.
she just needs to watch an ep or two of the coreys reality show.
― stevienixed, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:22 (sixteen years ago) link
haha the idea of rip torn saying "and stuff" is killing me up right now.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:23 (sixteen years ago) link
aww that's a rly cute dog
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:23 (sixteen years ago) link
dog was chasing his assistant's car
― brownie, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:24 (sixteen years ago) link
I am imagining Rip Torn saying, "It's a salty dog. Drink it, you pussy!"
― kenan, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:24 (sixteen years ago) link
is there a movie where Rip Torn says "so the fuck what"? Cuz I might need to buy a copy.
― milo z, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:25 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm the rip torn of ile
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:25 (sixteen years ago) link
Let's not go and get full of ourselves
― kenan, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:29 (sixteen years ago) link
He swears a lot on The Larry Sanders Show, and is awesome.
― n/a, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/riptornmug2.jpg
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/riptornmug3.jpg
― kenan, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:53 (sixteen years ago) link
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee o_0!???---
― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:56 (sixteen years ago) link
bottom makes him look so familiar, but I can't place it
― milo z, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:59 (sixteen years ago) link
carlin
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.firwel-crafts.co.uk/Alien%20F.jpg
― n/a, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 19:04 (sixteen years ago) link
Dennis Hopper
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 19:45 (sixteen years ago) link
ding ding ding
― kenan, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 19:48 (sixteen years ago) link
winnar
― milo z, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.janemag.com/images/music/2007/03/musl05_zooeydeschanel.jpg
― Stevie D, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link
she cute
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.janemag.com/images/music/2007/03/musl18_parkerposey.jpg
― Stevie D, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 20:36 (sixteen years ago) link
Well yes, she's Zooey Deschanel. She's pure magic (see: weeds thread)
― Stevie D, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 20:37 (sixteen years ago) link
she's on the cover of this Jane mag on my desk
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link
Dear Lindsay,
In the interests of your career, your safety, and the safety of all Angelenos, match my current annual salary and I will happily drive you anywhere at anytime. Just give me a ring.
xx-S
― Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 20:51 (sixteen years ago) link
now that would be a fun job
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 20:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Also, I don't think her mug shot looks that bad. She is making a dumb face, and those "spots" are all freckles.
― Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link
Not saying she's "making a face", obviously she's drunk and/or high and can't make any other.
― Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link
well it's just the combination of the stupidity of her behavior and the stupidity of her expression that makes that mugshot so laughable
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 21:00 (sixteen years ago) link
Just give me a ring.
RING POP!
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 21:01 (sixteen years ago) link
I actually doubt it. Otherwise her second (uhuh) assistent wouldn't quit her job (which led to freakout, car chase and arrest).
You can blame it on youth or whatever, but it's a bit stupid that she keeps on doing the same fucking offences. She will probably face jailtime as it's her third DIU, right? And possession of coke as well. I think I read she could face up to six years (combined penalties of various offences or something).
― stevienixed, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 21:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Dear Lindsay,In the interests of your career, your safety, and the safety of all Angelenos, match my current annual salary and I will happily drive you anywhere at anytime. Just give me a ring.xx-S
Okay so now I have Duran Duran's "The Chauffeur" running through my head. Or maybe the cover of For Your Pleasure, more appropriately.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 21:06 (sixteen years ago) link
spencer if you get hired can i get a job as chef or something? weed carrier?
― max, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 21:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Totally.
PS Linds, one caveat, the car has got to be your SL65.
― Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 21:42 (sixteen years ago) link
yea she's definitely proven herself to be at least a bit stupid.
lol weed carrier
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link
ok so bf is telling me now the update it lindsay in her car + her assistant's and her mom in another car in front of her
were BOTH being chased
by someone else...
i just think it's hilarious that there's like a whole plot to this, it's not just like lindsay was fucked up
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 01:34 (sixteen years ago) link
were BOTH being chased by someone else...
Yeah, by the police
― StanM, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 06:26 (sixteen years ago) link
*sigh* if only we had made this thread about Ms. Chabert when I said so...
― Cunga, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 06:56 (sixteen years ago) link
TMZ has learned that Lohan's arraignment is set for August 24 at 8:30 AM.
And how's this for scheduling conflicts? -- Lohan is scheduled to appear in Beverly Hills Court the same day for her Memorial Day weekend DUI bust.
― StanM, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 07:02 (sixteen years ago) link
She's in high demand, casting people love that.
― Cunga, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 07:26 (sixteen years ago) link
Meh, I like Lohan and I hope she gets clean. This whole situation is really sad... I don't expect her to stop partying, I mean she's 21 years old, I just think she neeeds to sort out her problems.. I don't think she's an ADDICT in the "sell my tv to get some blow" sense.
― The Brainwasher, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 07:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, of course not, she still has a couple of million to "blow."
― nathalie, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 08:44 (sixteen years ago) link
She could get 6 years in jail, if judges give her the maximum sentences for everything on the list...
― StanM, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 09:51 (sixteen years ago) link
"Yes. I am innocent... did not do drugs they're not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin's mom. I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy."
Right...
― MRZBW, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 12:28 (sixteen years ago) link
And she's alledgedly bet with her friends (for USD 25,000) that she's going to bed David Beckham. (where, in jail?)
― StanM, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 12:31 (sixteen years ago) link
don't step to Posh or u'll get ur ass kicked i'm tellin u
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 12:51 (sixteen years ago) link
uh oh, Paris wants him too! 3way catfite alert!
― StanM, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 12:54 (sixteen years ago) link
lol Lohan would soo take Posh in a fight.
― The Brainwasher, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 12:55 (sixteen years ago) link
lol she would go completely crazy but i can totally imagine Posh turning into the meanest fucking bitch on earth if someone fucks with her man.
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 12:56 (sixteen years ago) link
like "what? u don't think i deserve this? "
lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_v8zNl3VSrk
― StanM, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 13:16 (sixteen years ago) link
What do you guys think about the fact that Dina Lohan (Lindsay's mother) recently inked a deal with E! to produce a reality show about her trying to turn her other two children into stars?
:|
― The Brainwasher, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 13:36 (sixteen years ago) link
ok that's some bullshit
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 13:39 (sixteen years ago) link
lol internet
http://i14.tinypic.com/61y9zpj.gif
― StanM, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 13:42 (sixteen years ago) link
that's not that funny.
dina lohan on defamer makes for some pretty grim reading.
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 13:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Lex, telling us what's funny since 2003.
― kv_nol, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 13:47 (sixteen years ago) link
No matter how retarded these people are, trying to get the money while it's there isn't a crime - as long as the public/media is stupid enough to be interested, why shouldn't they? Principles? Hahaha!
― StanM, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 13:48 (sixteen years ago) link
http://radaronline.com/exclusives/Lohan_490.gif
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 15:27 (sixteen years ago) link
woah she totally had a nose job!
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 15:37 (sixteen years ago) link
I like her new nose.
― The Brainwasher, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 15:39 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't see that she had work done at all! I do see that for 21 she has a lot of worry wrinkles and things. V sad that she looks so much older than she is. Drugs are no one's friend etc etc
― kv_nol, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 15:40 (sixteen years ago) link
Paris' old nose is better than her current one though. As is Angelina's.
― The Brainwasher, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 15:40 (sixteen years ago) link
agreed re Paris, big time
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 15:41 (sixteen years ago) link
a cocaine nose-job?
― milo z, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 15:42 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't think she's an ADDICT in the "sell my tv to get some blow" sense.
you have a pretty narrow description of what an addict is
― akm, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 15:48 (sixteen years ago) link
Crack is for poor people. Crack is Wack.
― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 15:50 (sixteen years ago) link
What Angelina had a nose job? Proof! I demand proof!
― kv_nol, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 15:51 (sixteen years ago) link
It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
― milo z, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 15:52 (sixteen years ago) link
She clearly hit her peak as Jessica Rabbit.
― Eazy, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 15:54 (sixteen years ago) link
I just think there are different levels and types of addiction. I don't think Linds needs booze and coke just to wake up in the morning...
Angie:
http://www.superphotospace.com/images/thumb/ang_jolie_nj1_4497c80dccbf0-t.jpg http://www.makemeheal.com/gossip/uploaded_images/angelina_jolie_nose_job2-715881.jpg
― The Brainwasher, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 15:55 (sixteen years ago) link
wow, yea
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 15:56 (sixteen years ago) link
Wow! Well fair play, I wouldn't have noticed unless it was pointed out.
― kv_nol, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 15:57 (sixteen years ago) link
something about angelina and paris' pre-job noses softens them up in a really nice way
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 15:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah I totally agree. Angie's new nose makes her look very severe...
― The Brainwasher, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 16:06 (sixteen years ago) link
There's something really creepy about how nosejobs subtly change the whole character of someone's face. I can't help but think of someone getting rhinoplasty for non-medical reasons as a symptom of some pretty serious shame and self-loathing.
― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 16:11 (sixteen years ago) link
aww her old nose is just like mine.
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 16:46 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm totally getting a nose job when i can afford it. except mine's definitely bigger than either paris or angelina's old ones. so i don't think it would make me look harsh, just like, better.
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 16:56 (sixteen years ago) link
SO FUNNY i just reconnected with my choir teacher from back home - we were at the same high school as LiLo. she told me she had her in Choir for 2 years! ha. imagine Llindsay Lohan practicing scales??
― Surmounter, Thursday, 26 July 2007 16:14 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.kankakeecountysheriff.com/kamegphotos/scale2Large.jpg
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 July 2007 16:15 (sixteen years ago) link
"la la la la la la la"
key change
funny picture =)
― Surmounter, Thursday, 26 July 2007 16:16 (sixteen years ago) link
I like Angelina's old nose better.
― jaymc, Thursday, 26 July 2007 16:18 (sixteen years ago) link
i dunno if we've alrady seen this trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE-ooqn_Gbw
― Surmounter, Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link
That looks sort of cool.
― The Brainwasher, Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:50 (sixteen years ago) link
... that looks pretty awful.
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:51 (sixteen years ago) link
"Who gave you this?!?" LOL
― The Brainwasher, Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:51 (sixteen years ago) link
"I know who killed me"
i love title soundbytes
― Surmounter, Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:53 (sixteen years ago) link
I know who kill her too!! xD the boyfriend, look at the flowers he gave her rose in this special color blue!he kill her! he is a serial killer! sorry for my english im from poland xD
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link
hahaha
― Surmounter, Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:57 (sixteen years ago) link
I would only ever see this movie to hear her say the titular line; I'm glad it's in the trailer, thus saving me time and $.
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:07 (sixteen years ago) link
They say at one point, Lindsay boasted, "I can't get in trouble. I'm a celebrity. I can do whatever the f**k I want."
"I wasn't driving. The black kid was driving."
http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/27/lindsay-i-wasnt-driving-the-black-kid-was/
― StanM, Friday, 27 July 2007 12:18 (sixteen years ago) link
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA stupkd biotch
― Surmounter, Friday, 27 July 2007 12:24 (sixteen years ago) link
So now they are spinning this into a racial thing. Sheesh, TMZ you really have to come up with something "newsworthy" every hour, don't ya? I think it's sort of sad that the internet has created an even greater hunger for gossip. (Check out what Perez has to say about how many page views he had! Crazeee!)
The studio isn't releasing the movie on a "grand scale" or the cinemas refuse to. Either way, it's in a lot less cinemas now. Which means that her career is going downhill faster than Herbie on valium.
That deal her mom inked isn't going through if I remember well. Thank god.
― nathalie, Friday, 27 July 2007 12:38 (sixteen years ago) link
Sheesh, TMZ you really have to come up with something "newsworthy" every hour, don't ya? I think it's sort of sad that the internet has created an even greater hunger for gossip.
YOU ARE FEEDING THE MACHINE
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 27 July 2007 12:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Thank god.
YOU ARE ALSO FEEDING THAT MACHINE
― StanM, Friday, 27 July 2007 12:44 (sixteen years ago) link
I would only ever see this movie to hear her say the titular line
Mmm, titular
― Mark C, Friday, 27 July 2007 13:40 (sixteen years ago) link
Sheesh, TMZ you really have to come up with something "newsworthy" every hour, don't ya?
It's a gossip site, fer fuck's sake! This is like saying, "Sheesh, honeybees, you really have to find a lot of flowers every day to 'pollinate,' don't ya?"
― elmo argonaut, Friday, 27 July 2007 13:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Ronnie says he was so fearful, he jumped out of the vehicle as it accelerated. Just as he hit the ground, he says Lindsay ran over his foot and just kept going.
Dante says they were going 100 MPH. They say Lindsay caught up with the assistant and began doing circles on PCH, around the assistant's car.
Dante realized the mother was driving to the police station
― gabbneb, Friday, 27 July 2007 14:32 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/07/0726_lindsay_ex_2.jpg
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 27 July 2007 14:36 (sixteen years ago) link
<I>Sheesh, TMZ you really have to come up with something "newsworthy" every hour, don't ya?</I>
<I>It's a gossip site, fer fuck's sake! This is like saying, "Sheesh, honeybees, you really have to find a lot of flowers every day to 'pollinate,' don't ya?"</I>
WOW I HADNT NOTICED! There I was checking TMZ for bread recipes!!!
I meant that the internet makes it all go so much faster. People used to have to wait until the next day. I mean, shit, I don't buy any more mags because by the time they hit the stands, the news is already old.
― nathalie, Friday, 27 July 2007 15:12 (sixteen years ago) link
So excited I didn't convert to Perezism BBcode.
― nathalie, Friday, 27 July 2007 15:13 (sixteen years ago) link
LL is gonna have one hell of a biopic.
― C. Grisso/McCain, Friday, 27 July 2007 15:15 (sixteen years ago) link
I hope they make it a tv movie, and I hope they get Cybill Shepherd to play her since she did such a great job on the Martha Stewart tv movie. Age discrepancies be damned.
― mh, Friday, 27 July 2007 15:24 (sixteen years ago) link
god this whole story is so ridiculous the 911 call is funny
http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/0726_lohan_911.mp3
LOL the martha movie
― Surmounter, Friday, 27 July 2007 15:25 (sixteen years ago) link
give her another 2 or 3 years and LL will look like Cybill Shepherd.
― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 27 July 2007 15:27 (sixteen years ago) link
she wishes
― Surmounter, Friday, 27 July 2007 15:28 (sixteen years ago) link
It amazes me that she can do all this crazy shit having had enough of a sense of humor and foresight about herself to participate in this sketch: http://snltranscripts.jt.org/04/04tmono.phtml
― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 27 July 2007 15:33 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.thismoment.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/blog/cybill.jpg
― Surmounter, Friday, 27 July 2007 15:36 (sixteen years ago) link
hubba bubba
― kenan, Friday, 27 July 2007 15:37 (sixteen years ago) link
cute SNL
― Surmounter, Friday, 27 July 2007 15:39 (sixteen years ago) link
youn cybil is hard to beat
young
THE INTERNET IS MAKING THE WORLD GO FASTER
HALP LOL xpost
― elmo argonaut, Friday, 27 July 2007 15:40 (sixteen years ago) link
haha
the only odd thing about this is it's so public and her helpers aren't earning their keep. young hollywood actors doing drugs and drinking too much isn't a major development in the business's history.
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 27 July 2007 15:51 (sixteen years ago) link
i kind of didn't realize this was also a CARJACKING! thanks for the link. here's how the ny daily news wrote about it:
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2007/07/28/2007-07-28_inside_lilos_crazy_ride_from_hell.html
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 28 July 2007 12:43 (sixteen years ago) link
it is kind of funny that it's the WHITE guy who's called "dante nigro"
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 28 July 2007 12:44 (sixteen years ago) link
Am I the only one who thinks that all the before pictures of Angelina Jolie's nose are actually of Mena Suvari?
― I know, right?, Saturday, 28 July 2007 13:50 (sixteen years ago) link
lol i think so but i guess i kno what you mean
― Surmounter, Saturday, 28 July 2007 15:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Anyway, it occurs to me that I don't really think of Jolie as some sort of superstar at all. I think the only film I've seen with her in it was Gia and I only saw about half of that! She's supposed to be so crazy or whatever, but then why is she with Brad Pitt? And she looks so boring in every picture I've ever seen of her.
― I know, right?, Saturday, 28 July 2007 15:18 (sixteen years ago) link
Gia's pretty good tho cliche. u should see Girl INterrupted, that's a pretty fucking great performance. she might look boring but she also looks like somebody drew her and forgot to give her any flaws.
― Surmounter, Saturday, 28 July 2007 15:20 (sixteen years ago) link
^she won the oscar for that 2
except that when you look at her at a certain angle she resembles jon voight. xp
― s1ocki, Saturday, 28 July 2007 15:21 (sixteen years ago) link
this is late but guys, i actually have the martha stewart movie taped off tv!
― tehresa, Saturday, 28 July 2007 16:29 (sixteen years ago) link
I ASKED FOR MERLOT!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so classic
― Surmounter, Saturday, 28 July 2007 16:29 (sixteen years ago) link
What was that line? "Bitch, I'm going to call your mother and tell her you're a slut?"
L. Lo could be the beginning of another renaissance in tv movies, between that Martha Stewart one and Spring Break Shark Attack there was a good run for a while.
― mh, Saturday, 28 July 2007 16:31 (sixteen years ago) link
i think they did a 2nd martha movie, but i never saw it :(
― tehresa, Saturday, 28 July 2007 16:32 (sixteen years ago) link
okay now i'm rly in the mood to see that movie... i haven't in forever
― Surmounter, Saturday, 28 July 2007 16:57 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm going to see I Know Who Killed Me this wknd
― Surmounter, Saturday, 28 July 2007 17:00 (sixteen years ago) link
10% on Rotten Tomatoes... Gothika, anyone?
― Stevie D, Saturday, 28 July 2007 17:15 (sixteen years ago) link
I think Tina Fey needs to get cracking on a college-y Mean Girls II. She owes it to Lindsay.
― Spencer Chow, Saturday, 28 July 2007 17:45 (sixteen years ago) link
I think a guest shot on 30 Rock is all LL, or the viewing public, could handle about now.
― Sparkle Motion, Saturday, 28 July 2007 21:04 (sixteen years ago) link
Um, this is way upthread, but that Pacino mugshot is HyperHot.
― roxymuzak, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^ otm
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 30 July 2007 20:17 (sixteen years ago) link
it's too bad pacino looks like someone's grandmother these days. serpico RIP. ;_;
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:20 (sixteen years ago) link
PECOTA comparisons: Lauren Holly, Shannon Elizabeth, Elizabeth Taylor -- Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, April 1, 2006 3:22 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
Would the great PECOTA like to revise?
― milo z, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:27 (sixteen years ago) link
mmmmmserpico
― tehresa, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:27 (sixteen years ago) link
I dunno, Pacino has aged pretty well compared to Deniro and Nicholson.
― The Brainwasher, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Deniro used to be SO HAWT.
i didn't think deniro had aged too badly... yea they were both pretty hot. what do you call that kind of look? intense manly look? tall dark and handsome? intimidating?
― Surmounter, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link
butch
― milo z, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, just brooding and manly and SEXAY.
― The Brainwasher, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link
travis bickle plz
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:36 (sixteen years ago) link
i still kind of can't believe lohan's stupidity. she has everything in the world to do something fabulous with and she digs herself a supersized hole. so unintelligent!!
i didn't end up seeing I Know Who Killed Me but I still kindof want to, even tho ppl hate it.
― Surmounter, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link
pacino is definitely dark, arguably handsome, but hardly tall
― mookieproof, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:40 (sixteen years ago) link
5'7" says IMDB
― Surmounter, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link
I really want to see I Know Who Killed Me. She's a one-legged, one-handed stripper!
― jessie monster, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:46 (sixteen years ago) link
hehe i kno right
― Surmounter, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:46 (sixteen years ago) link
her pole work is probably wanting.
― jessie monster, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:49 (sixteen years ago) link
the times review is pretty hilarious
― Surmounter, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:50 (sixteen years ago) link
oh god I know right! times reviewers be catty.
― jessie monster, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:50 (sixteen years ago) link
haha i kno it's great
― Surmounter, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:51 (sixteen years ago) link
âI Know Who Killed Meâ is rated R (Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian). It has stripping, stigmata and amputee sex.
― Sparkle Motion, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:53 (sixteen years ago) link
http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/files/2007/07/scaled.lilostrippinphoto_09_hires.jpg
― kingfish, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 06:33 (sixteen years ago) link
-- mookieproof, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:40 (Yesterday) Link
hahaha yuppers
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 07:51 (sixteen years ago) link
He looked like Barbara Walters in Oceans 13.
― Sparkle Motion, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 17:13 (sixteen years ago) link
that pic is hottttttt
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 17:48 (sixteen years ago) link
So Nicole is offically pregnant with that fat dude from Good Charlotte's baby.
http://i18.tinypic.com/52pvzut.jpg
― The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:43 (sixteen years ago) link
This year sucks for celebutanates, they're no fun anymore (besides Lindsay)... we need new ones now. Corey Kennedy, anyone? No?
― The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:44 (sixteen years ago) link
diane got an interview???
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:44 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah EXCLUSIVE
― The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:45 (sixteen years ago) link
she's so hot (diane). wait did it air?
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:46 (sixteen years ago) link
no, it airs on Good Morning America on Thursday and 20/20 on Friday.
and yeah Diane is way hot. I love her voice.
― The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:47 (sixteen years ago) link
me too. comforting and smooth. wow that's funny. nicole's been looking cuter to me even though she's still not really a person
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:48 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm really missing miccio's insight on this whole nicole pregnancy thing
― teeny, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 00:04 (sixteen years ago) link
So the new Lohan is torture porn? I thought it was a (badly made) serious thriller or something.
― milo z, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 00:05 (sixteen years ago) link
who the fuck knows it's badly made, it's porny and it has a lot of limbs in it
i'm fucking there
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 00:07 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm taking a field trip of teenage boys to it saturday
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 23:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Nice
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 23:17 (sixteen years ago) link
i can't think of anything better for them to see (including bourne!)
― tehresa, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 23:18 (sixteen years ago) link
It'll be great.
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 2 August 2007 00:21 (sixteen years ago) link
-- teeny, Wednesday, August 1, 2007 12:04 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
otm :-(
― latebloomer, Thursday, 2 August 2007 00:53 (sixteen years ago) link
hahahaa that's hilarious roxy.
― Surmounter, Thursday, 2 August 2007 01:07 (sixteen years ago) link
Man, she's using Ask.com in that trailer, that's great.
― Abbott, Thursday, 2 August 2007 02:30 (sixteen years ago) link
i know it's hilarious
― Surmounter, Thursday, 2 August 2007 02:38 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh noes! Now she's being sued for erotic driving! (ok then, erratic)
http://www.news24.com/News24/Entertainment/Celebrities/0,,2-1225-2108_2157114,00.html
― StanM, Thursday, 2 August 2007 08:23 (sixteen years ago) link
ugh i rly can't keep up anymore and it's just annoying. she's pretty, sexy and enigmatic onscreen, and she's a big fucking flake.
― Surmounter, Thursday, 2 August 2007 08:28 (sixteen years ago) link
<I>So Nicole is offically pregnant with that fat dude from Good Charlotte's baby.</I>
Anyone looks fat compared to Nicole. I mean, please, look at Diane, she looks like a whale.
― stevienixed, Thursday, 2 August 2007 08:31 (sixteen years ago) link
a hot whale
― roxymuzak, Friday, 3 August 2007 00:31 (sixteen years ago) link
hot whales are hot
― StanM, Friday, 3 August 2007 06:35 (sixteen years ago) link
i know it's hilarious-- Surmounter, Thursday, 2 August 2007 12:38
-- Surmounter, Thursday, 2 August 2007 12:38
one post in between
ugh i rly can't keep up anymore -- Surmounter, Thursday, 2 August 2007 18:28
-- Surmounter, Thursday, 2 August 2007 18:28
― energy flash gordon, Friday, 3 August 2007 11:03 (sixteen years ago) link
back in rehab
http://www.sltrib.com/ci_6559281
― StanM, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 12:33 (sixteen years ago) link
rehab = morning after pill
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 14:39 (sixteen years ago) link
I love how that column features a picture of the columnist pointing at me.
― Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 14:49 (sixteen years ago) link
haha and you can ENLARGE IT!
― nathalie, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 14:49 (sixteen years ago) link
i thought they were going to send her to hazelden
― sunny successor, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:53 (sixteen years ago) link
The column is called "Culture Vulture." I guess gossip about LiLo is what passes for culture in Utah.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:57 (sixteen years ago) link
Apparently this kitten looks like La Lohan
― Madchen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 16:18 (sixteen years ago) link
h a i was going to post that last week, i figured no one would know what the hell i was talking about
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 17:40 (sixteen years ago) link
ok so i think i'm going to see I Know Who Killed Me tonite
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 21:00 (sixteen years ago) link
:D :D :D
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 21:18 (sixteen years ago) link
it sounds roughly on a par with Butterfly Effect
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 21:19 (sixteen years ago) link
i hope it's all i want it to be: absurd, absurd and LINDSAY!!!
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link
this made me really want to see it: http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2007/08/killing-joke.html
― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 21:40 (sixteen years ago) link
OH!!! that's what made my boyfriend suggest we go tonight! that's his favorite blogger!
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link
wow
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:00 (sixteen years ago) link
Ah, another gay boy discovers the wonders of Rich Juzwiak.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:01 (sixteen years ago) link
The column is called "Culture Vulture." I guess gossip about LiLo is what passes for culture in Utah.-- jaymc, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:57 (Yesterday) Link
-- jaymc, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:57 (Yesterday) Link
in what world is a column named "culture vulture" not obviously about "trashy" celeb gossip? you may have realized this had you read the entire column title, which is, again, "culture vulture." as in, a vulture of culture. picking at the garbage, etc.
instead, the large buttplug you constantly have up your asshole whenever you post anything to the board was probably distracting you, more than usual, making the word "culture" scream out at you for a chance to level the most vulgar state you've never been to with your icy wit! them and their LiiiiiLooooo gossip in their newwwwspapers. it's all about LiLo there. LiLo this, LiLo that. LiLo.
LiLo.
christ you are such a douche.
― strgn, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:23 (sixteen years ago) link
holy moley
― A B C, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:27 (sixteen years ago) link
you seem to be unfamiliar with popular usage of the term "culture vulture"
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:29 (sixteen years ago) link
what with ILX i rly can't be bothered to read blogs. that very well may change but for now, the bf does the blogs and i do this. =) btw wtf just happened
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:32 (sixteen years ago) link
and i am completely crazy. it was just a smug tossed-off comment and i got way too much sand in my vagina over it. um resume LiLo gossip...
x-post enlighten me gabbneb
― strgn, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link
u just freaked out!
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link
9:55 showing of I Know Who Killed Me only fifteen minutes down the road. Do I chance it?
― milo z, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:34 (sixteen years ago) link
Haha! I love LiLo gossip!
― jaymc, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:35 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm goin! just confirmed. i think mine's 9:45.
GO GO GO!
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:37 (sixteen years ago) link
it'll be soooo entertaining
That was 5 hours ago - did Surmounter survive the experience? Stay tuned to this thread!
― StanM, Thursday, 9 August 2007 04:37 (sixteen years ago) link
HI! eh, i had to eat 2 much popcorn to get thru it. and she coulda looked better. she does say Fuck well tho. =)
― Surmounter, Thursday, 9 August 2007 04:44 (sixteen years ago) link
i know, u expected more. i did too dammit!
the blue/red stuff was riDICULOUS. i dunno man she has that ashy skin now. i know that sounds ridiculous but she just LOOKS unhealthy to me. fine i was a bit too drunk WHAT ARE YOU SAYING???
― Surmounter, Thursday, 9 August 2007 04:50 (sixteen years ago) link
I like to call her Linzlo,,,,,,,,,, ,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,, because,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,, LiLo reminds me of prepubescent Hawaiian girl in LILO & STITCH.
― Abbott, Thursday, 9 August 2007 04:54 (sixteen years ago) link
Surmounter: does it compare even remotely to Mean Girls?
not in my humble opinion!!! had so much potential and was mostly a big joke! (not mean girls obv)
― Surmounter, Thursday, 9 August 2007 04:56 (sixteen years ago) link
...rehab pix?
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:08 (sixteen years ago) link
she went hiking a couple days ago, but the pics are shitty
http://www.nypost.com/seven/08212007/photos/psix012.jpg
― kenan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:10 (sixteen years ago) link
there were some of her biking too...
i wanna walk in those woods with that dog!
― Surmounter, Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Don't call her that *rimshot*
― kv_nol, Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:13 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2007/08/lindsaylohanok_rehab.jpg
― jessie monster, Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:16 (sixteen years ago) link
who is that?
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:16 (sixteen years ago) link
it's a bird, it's a plane, it's SOBERGIRL
― kenan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:17 (sixteen years ago) link
she can readz bookz?
― carne asada, Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:19 (sixteen years ago) link
relax, it's Mary Higgins Clark
― kenan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:21 (sixteen years ago) link
Actually it's the AA "big book."
― jessie monster, Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:23 (sixteen years ago) link
lawl staged photo shoot
Hiking photo: ...pet therapy at rehab?
― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:27 (sixteen years ago) link
half of the gossip mags report that she's being very bad - sneaking around to do it w/ another patient, being rude and demanding, and refusing to clean toilets. other half are running photos of her hiking/reading the big book and saying that she's doing very well adjusting to a tough regimen.
― lauren, Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:31 (sixteen years ago) link
tough regimen? i doubt it
― carne asada, Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:32 (sixteen years ago) link
this looks better then most of my vacations
― carne asada, Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:33 (sixteen years ago) link
the big book is very poorly written, obvious, preachy, and dull. I do not recommend.
― kenan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:34 (sixteen years ago) link
wait, is her hair red again?
― sexyDancer, Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:34 (sixteen years ago) link
so do i, but i'm not surprised that it's being spun that way. this is supposed to be the real deal hardcore desert rehab to turn her around after flunking several other programs.
xxxpost
― lauren, Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:34 (sixteen years ago) link
pops up on the new Maxim apparently, with red hair
― kingfish, Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:57 (sixteen years ago) link
every time her hair has been "red" the past 2 years it's been an awful magenta shade right out of a bottle. she'd need to just grow it out for a few years without fucking with it for it to ever be a 'natural' redhead again.
― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 23 August 2007 16:13 (sixteen years ago) link
This is gonna be the real thing for Lindsay. I can feel it!
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 23 August 2007 16:38 (sixteen years ago) link
well she better at least learn to keep her lines private and her drivers on the job.
― Surmounter, Thursday, 23 August 2007 16:39 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.farku.com/m_pictures/thumbs/lindsay_lohan_08.jpg
HERO
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 03:15 (sixteen years ago) link
AeRoboLohan
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 03:16 (sixteen years ago) link
i luv u grl
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 03:23 (sixteen years ago) link
I love the anachronistic fancyphone.
― Abbott, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 03:40 (sixteen years ago) link
A+++++++++++
WELCOME BACK BITCH
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 03:44 (sixteen years ago) link
Yes.
― en i see kay, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 03:49 (sixteen years ago) link
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 04:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh, and that pic ain't new, she's still in 'hab.
(u_u)
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 04:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Lindsay @ Pumpkin Patch
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 4 October 2007 03:09 (sixteen years ago) link
PUMPKIN CULT
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 4 October 2007 03:14 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh my god it kind of looks like she is dribbling that pumpkin. You are supposed to alternate hands, Lindsay.
― Abbott, Thursday, 4 October 2007 03:21 (sixteen years ago) link
LOL I THOUGHT IT SAID PUMPKIN CLIT LOL
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 4 October 2007 03:28 (sixteen years ago) link
xpost she's also holding tomatoes.
― Mark G, Thursday, 4 October 2007 08:44 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.rte.ie/arts/2007/1004/lohanl.html
fails drug test while in rehab lol
― StanM, Thursday, 4 October 2007 10:24 (sixteen years ago) link
pumpkin patch comment:
god,i love when she looks happy and smiling.in photo no.6,itâs that smile and genuine realness that endears her to her fans and supporters,and brings back reminders of that redheaded beauty of years past that we all love,who is still there,just struggling,one day at a time,to get back to the light.itâs quite touching to see her getting some personal enjoyment out of something like picking pumpkins for halloween,even if it is getting the green ones before the frost does,as it is cold now in Utah,and they are probably getting all the pumpkins now before the season ending frost.whatever you do for halloween this year,miss Lohan,i wish you a safe and enjoyable time,and hope to see you on the movie set.wishing my favorite movie star,the best of health,happiness,clarity of mind,and some good news,career-wise.love you,Lindsay.love always,a huge fan and friend.peace
― StanM, Thursday, 4 October 2007 10:26 (sixteen years ago) link
What, that's OTM!!!
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 4 October 2007 15:35 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh so YOU posted it.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 4 October 2007 15:36 (sixteen years ago) link
C'mon we all know it was Surmounter.
― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 4 October 2007 15:37 (sixteen years ago) link
Actually that's true.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 4 October 2007 15:43 (sixteen years ago) link
Why is Ed Harris there? (second pumpkin pic)
― StanM, Thursday, 4 October 2007 15:45 (sixteen years ago) link
Do you really have to ask?
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 4 October 2007 15:47 (sixteen years ago) link
He's directing the movie-in-the-movie (The Truwoman show II)?
― StanM, Thursday, 4 October 2007 15:49 (sixteen years ago) link
I thought it was Robert Duvall, though.
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 4 October 2007 15:49 (sixteen years ago) link
As for failing a drug test in rehab, A++++ would worship again?
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 4 October 2007 15:50 (sixteen years ago) link
she's overrated.
― max r, Thursday, 4 October 2007 15:53 (sixteen years ago) link
He's like part Robert Duvall, part Ed Harris! Illegal love clone?
― StanM, Thursday, 4 October 2007 15:55 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh, who isn't?
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 4 October 2007 15:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Erm, xpost.
SO NOT an xpost.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 4 October 2007 16:00 (sixteen years ago) link
she does look cute but there's some coke in that pumpkin dangit
― Surmounter, Friday, 5 October 2007 13:39 (sixteen years ago) link
and that's not cute how?
― Mark G, Friday, 5 October 2007 14:47 (sixteen years ago) link
x17 is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has left rehab and is now staying with her father close by. That she is only required to go back now for a few out-patient settings.
An inside source has confirmed exclusively with X17 that Lindsay has left the Cirque Lodge, saying, "Lindsay has spent the last two nights outside of the Lodge. She requested a DVD player and sheâs relaxed and happy. She has her cell phone. She doesnât need to go back to the center, except for a few out-patient sessions."
Our photographer on the scene says Lindsay "has been hanging out with her father and a friend and looks like sheâs enjoying her freedom."
But, on the flip side, TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan is not out of rehab yet, and that her only upcoming excursion will be to go to the dentist.
There are reports online that Lindsayâs leaving rehab. Not true â at least for now.
Sources tell TMZ that Lindsay is in family therapy all this week at the Cirque Lodge in Orem, Utah â with her father, Michael Lohan. Weâre told she will be returning to L.A. soon â for some minor dental work. But the plan is: when Lindsayâs choppers get fixed, sheâll return to Cirque.
Weâre told sheâs made amazing progress, and sometime in the foreseeable future, sheâll leave the Lodge.
― roxymuzak, Friday, 5 October 2007 15:07 (sixteen years ago) link
well
that would be nice
u know, to see someone sober.
and happy.
― Surmounter, Saturday, 6 October 2007 03:37 (sixteen years ago) link
Hey! Lindsay and I can have sex now!!!
― Tape Store, Saturday, 6 October 2007 04:16 (sixteen years ago) link
FINALLY.
― en i see kay, Saturday, 6 October 2007 04:17 (sixteen years ago) link
SO
Brooklyn Academy of Music is having this all-night music, screenings, DJs event thing coming up on Nov. 3, and one of the main attractions is a Lohan career retrospective. FUN FUN
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 14:42 (sixteen years ago) link
"career"
― max r, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 14:53 (sixteen years ago) link
"ban ^^^"
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 14:55 (sixteen years ago) link
and it's being sponsored by Union Beer or something, so brooklyn peeps should definitely come have some beer and watch some fun movies
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 15:01 (sixteen years ago) link
i saw Georgia Rule last night, it was very bizarre. she was pretty good though! she looked good
― Surmounter, Thursday, 18 October 2007 14:56 (sixteen years ago) link
Saw a picture of her with her dad in t' Heat.
He looks a lot like Phil Tufnel.
― Mark G, Thursday, 18 October 2007 14:57 (sixteen years ago) link
it's going to be really awkward/awesome when Lohan dies and we all discuss it on this thread.
― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 18 October 2007 15:00 (sixteen years ago) link
:*(
― Surmounter, Thursday, 18 October 2007 15:05 (sixteen years ago) link
it's ok, Surmounter, I'm sure a mod will change the subject line to "Hot, Ready, and Legally Pronounced Dead At 2:37AM!"
― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 18 October 2007 15:09 (sixteen years ago) link
og
― Surmounter, Thursday, 18 October 2007 15:17 (sixteen years ago) link
Jesus, dude. Go easy with the talk of death. Its only Thursday.
― B.L.A.M., Thursday, 18 October 2007 15:25 (sixteen years ago) link
"Take, Eat, This is my body.."
And the next question on Jeopardy is...
― Mark G, Thursday, 18 October 2007 15:26 (sixteen years ago) link
she was watching jeopardy in georgia rule
― Surmounter, Thursday, 18 October 2007 15:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Apparently she squandered all her money. Bloody hell, how do you do that? (Answer: lots of designer clothes, coke, rehab bills and partying.)
― nathalie, Thursday, 18 October 2007 15:54 (sixteen years ago) link
oh whatevs they always have more money
― Surmounter, Thursday, 18 October 2007 16:02 (sixteen years ago) link
i just watched Mean Girls again. definitely her cuteness peak.
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 16:35 (sixteen years ago) link
The kids loved "Freaky Friday", Amber's getting keen to see "Mean Girls", is there any reason why not? (She's nine)
― Mark G, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 16:45 (sixteen years ago) link
hmmm... not really, it's actually really heartwarming (i know i'm a cornball). i think there's some cursing.
and it's all about like how girls should be accepting of one another
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 16:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Mean Girls is a great movie, an instant high school comedy classic, like Election.
― dally, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 19:09 (sixteen years ago) link
Election is a bit too dark and adult for high school comedy classic status, especially since the primary POV is that of a teacher!
― Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 19:14 (sixteen years ago) link
Mean Girls fucking rules. I watched Saved again last night on the Tv and it's competition even though nowhere as good. Like second in line.
― Abbott, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 19:18 (sixteen years ago) link
mean girls made me SO HAPPY when i was in a really grumpy mood the other day. for that, it absolutely rules.
saved was ehhh
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Mean Girls is amazing - I blame Tina Fey. God I love her.
Mark G - Although it's really great, I actually don't know if I'd recommend it for a nine year old. There are quite a few sexual references and some cursing. It's pretty tame but there's some stuff in there that I don't think is really appropriate for a nine year old.
― ENBB, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 20:13 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't think a 9 year old would get any of the jokes!
― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 20:17 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, and that. Then again, I have no idea what nine year olds are like these days!
― ENBB, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 20:18 (sixteen years ago) link
They're all having sex and buying loft conversions and reading the London Review of Books.
― Mark C, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 20:19 (sixteen years ago) link
The moral is that girls who everyone thinks are lesbians are fucking rad, and that is the most important message in life.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 01:42 (sixteen years ago) link
I think if I was nine and I saw Mean Girls I might develop an irrational fear of school buses.
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 01:48 (sixteen years ago) link
cause that shit is like WHAM!!!!
Just like Martha Dumptruck!
― kingfish, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 01:51 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah, Mark - it's a middle-school movie, not a primary-school one.
― energy flash gordon, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 04:00 (sixteen years ago) link
OK cheers.
(Seeing as no-one warned me about the enormous vibrator scene in "Top Secret", I appreciate it. )
― Mark G, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 08:41 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/13/lindsay-sings-got-me-a-new-boyfriend/
― Spencer Chow, Friday, 14 December 2007 19:05 (sixteen years ago) link
o thank god
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 14 December 2007 19:12 (sixteen years ago) link
I found that amusing.
― Spencer Chow, Friday, 14 December 2007 19:12 (sixteen years ago) link
You read the key sentence, right?
― Spencer Chow, Friday, 14 December 2007 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.nerdevout.com/pictures/gif/lohan2-vi.gif
― roxymuzak, Friday, 14 December 2007 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm glad short girls are getting some credit, finally.
― pc user, Friday, 14 December 2007 21:57 (sixteen years ago) link
sleeveless hoodies, however, are an abomination
― Abbott, Friday, 14 December 2007 21:58 (sixteen years ago) link
kinda cute on her tho
― roxymuzak, Friday, 14 December 2007 22:04 (sixteen years ago) link
what happened to that gurl ;_;
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 14 December 2007 22:10 (sixteen years ago) link
Your search - "Flimsy Blowhan" - did not match any documents.
― Z S, Friday, 14 December 2007 22:11 (sixteen years ago) link
she must be FILTHY in bed
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 14 December 2007 22:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Your search - "Filthy Blowhan" - did not match any documents.
― Z S, Friday, 14 December 2007 22:14 (sixteen years ago) link
Your search - "sad-eyed lindsay of the lohans" - did not match any documents.
― s1ocki, Friday, 14 December 2007 22:59 (sixteen years ago) link
FUNNY
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 14 December 2007 23:35 (sixteen years ago) link
YOU DOG!!!
― nickn, Saturday, 15 December 2007 04:24 (sixteen years ago) link
the shorts aren't flimsy enough
― whatever, Saturday, 15 December 2007 09:04 (sixteen years ago) link
I'd still get filthy with it
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 15 December 2007 09:29 (sixteen years ago) link
rather I should say I have finally reached the point where I would get filthy with it. that says a lot more about me than it does about her. bedtime, I think.
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 15 December 2007 09:30 (sixteen years ago) link
hahaha wtf is this thing, this SNL skit with lindsay on a spoof of Top ModeL?? ridic
― Surmounter, Sunday, 23 December 2007 06:16 (sixteen years ago) link
I was hoping it would be Spencer Chow
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude èè, Sunday, 23 December 2007 06:53 (sixteen years ago) link
lindsay's being honored in Capri 2day for her contribution to cinema
http://www.pr-inside.com/lohan-to-be-honoured-in-capri-r365473.htm
― Surmounter, Saturday, 29 December 2007 14:39 (sixteen years ago) link
okay who else has seen I Know Who Killed Me
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:37 (sixteen years ago) link
totally want to see it
― omar little, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link
its not quite as entertaining as the Butterfly Effect (altho there is a bit of unsettling torture-porn)
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Nothing says "entertaining" quite like unsettling torture-porn.
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:47 (sixteen years ago) link
I meant that it had that in common with the Butterfly Effect, not that that's what made it entertaining.
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:30 (sixteen years ago) link
what made it entertaining was hamfisted direction and a ludicrous plot.
it was pretty stupid overall and could have been so much hammier and more ludicrous in a better way.
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:36 (sixteen years ago) link
definitely - it was surprisingly free of actors/dialogue, so many slow "meaniingful" wordless dream sequences and jump cuts and dood BLUE FLOWERS DO U SEE etc
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:37 (sixteen years ago) link
hahahaha yes the last part esp.
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:45 (sixteen years ago) link
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2245/2214353501_91cbf1f596.jpg%3Fv%3D0
O waht could have been ;_;
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 19:43 (sixteen years ago) link
Ah ha
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2245/2214353501_91cbf1f596.jpg
Well, we didn't see 'Mean Girls', but "LifeSize", her second movie proper, was on on Sunday Morning. She'd be around thirteen there, and as I say, she does bear an uncanny resemblance to our Amber. The movie wasn't half bad, Tyra Banks plays a barbie doll brought back to life, the rest you can guess.
― Mark G, Monday, 28 January 2008 11:11 (sixteen years ago) link
OK, I know what's going to happen now. Someone will post on the "1 in ten women " thread for the ThrConn funnies.
― Mark G, Monday, 28 January 2008 11:13 (sixteen years ago) link
fix flickr
― s1ocki, Monday, 28 January 2008 15:44 (sixteen years ago) link
well this answers the are they real question once and for all nsfw
http://nymag.com/fashion/08/spring/lindsay-as-marilyn/index8.html
― jhĂžshea, Monday, 18 February 2008 15:28 (sixteen years ago) link
back in 15
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 18 February 2008 15:31 (sixteen years ago) link
\(O_O)/
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 18 February 2008 16:35 (sixteen years ago) link
if nymag wants to be the new playboy it's going to have to hire some better writers
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 18 February 2008 16:43 (sixteen years ago) link
i finally saw I Know Who Killed Me and you would kind of think she had never acted before based upon her acting in that movie.
― Yerac, Monday, 18 February 2008 19:36 (sixteen years ago) link
yea back in 15
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude èè, Monday, 18 February 2008 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link
if nymag wants to be the new playboy it's going to have to go below the waist.
― Mark C, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:02 (sixteen years ago) link
15? Amateurs.
if nymag wants to be the new playboy it's going to have to ditch the shitty PS work
The black and white ones w/ flowers in color are AWFUL.
― milo z, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link
back in 30 seconds
― roxymuzak, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link
back in time to find nudes of when she used to be hot
― Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:07 (sixteen years ago) link
she a ho
― iiiijjjj, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:08 (sixteen years ago) link
fo sho
― Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:08 (sixteen years ago) link
damn page won't load...
― snoball, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link
have patience
― roxymuzak, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:24 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah that b/w face closeup is verging on butterface
― tehresa, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:25 (sixteen years ago) link
the one where she is covered up with the blue-ish cloth = DAMN GIRL
― roxymuzak, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:25 (sixteen years ago) link
this is kinda stupid. if they really wanted to do this right, they would do lindsay-as-lindsay in the spirit of the original (the more nude, the less wig, they get closer), not a costume party. but then what else is new in the '00s?
― gabbneb, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link
CHEESECLOTH AMIRITE
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude èè, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link
OR JUST CHEESE
― roxymuzak, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link
Cheesebras?
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link
those tits are amazing
― chaki, Monday, 18 February 2008 21:36 (sixteen years ago) link
awz jugs lindz <3 chak
― jhĂžshea, Monday, 18 February 2008 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link
"I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine"
― snoball, Monday, 18 February 2008 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img.breitbart.com/images/2008/2/18/D8UT02Q01/D8UT02Q01_preview.jpg
― jhĂžshea, Monday, 18 February 2008 22:16 (sixteen years ago) link
Better than the current Vanity Fair movie issue, where a bunch of stars recreate star turns from the 1950s-1960s. She's pretty.
― Eazy, Monday, 18 February 2008 22:23 (sixteen years ago) link
too much sun, redhead. yer skin is seriously aged. nice boobies tho.
― gershy, Monday, 18 February 2008 23:28 (sixteen years ago) link
"sun"
― Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 18 February 2008 23:31 (sixteen years ago) link
lines of shine
― gershy, Monday, 18 February 2008 23:44 (sixteen years ago) link
-- roxymuzak, Monday, February 18, 2008 2:25 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― gbx, Monday, 18 February 2008 23:51 (sixteen years ago) link
http://media.nymag.com/fashion/08/lindsay-as-marilyn/index6.html - Leatherface Lohan
― milo z, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 00:02 (sixteen years ago) link
there's almost like a mask effect in some of the photos where her skin seems to be a few tones darker above her mouth than below it. so gross.
― Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 00:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Is #6 supposed to be a recreation of the morgue photo?
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 00:46 (sixteen years ago) link
clearly that's the aim of emulating MM photos from shortly before her death. maybe she's pissed about Britney lapping her in all the death pools.
― Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 01:13 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Alex in Baltimore, Monday, February 18, 2008 6:30 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
yes! she's been looking like this in paparazzi photos, too! i figured it was bad makeup but i guess she fucked up her face somehow?
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 02:14 (sixteen years ago) link
electrolysis, maybe?
― max, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 02:30 (sixteen years ago) link
she looks like a well-preserved 40
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 02:35 (sixteen years ago) link
best thing Richard Roeper ever wrote, now applicable to LiLo: With her fake eyelashes, her aggressive lipstick, her big hair, and her curvy figure, Hilary Duff from certain angles looks as if she's 30. And divorced. And wondering if you're going to buy her a drink.
― milo z, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 02:40 (sixteen years ago) link
i've noticed this for some time. i don't know exactly, but i always thought it was the way she tanned.
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 03:20 (sixteen years ago) link
I thought it was just too much blush.
She has excellent tits!
― Abbott, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 03:27 (sixteen years ago) link
her vanity fair issue a few years back was so much better than these
― tehresa, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 03:30 (sixteen years ago) link
God, lol at men. "Why is her face darker on her cheeks and then lighter towards her jaw?!" Bitch is wearing blush, you tards!
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 03:45 (sixteen years ago) link
no dude it's like right above her lip!! blush shouldn't look like a mustache
the vanity fair spread was better.
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 03:49 (sixteen years ago) link
if it is blush she really needs to stop wearing it this way:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/gofugyourself/GFY092007/91844173.jpg
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 03:49 (sixteen years ago) link
On her upper lip? Yeah. With spandex pants? Yeah.
― Abbott, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 03:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Ok, that is different. And possible cancerous. Or to do with bleaching out your moustache wrong.
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 03:51 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/sun-damage/SN00021/RETURNTOOBJID=9DE6F55B-2A5D-9994-E146B034251868BB&RETURNTOLINK=1&slide=1
― gershy, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 03:53 (sixteen years ago) link
seriously if you get electrolysis done wrong doesnt it like bleach your skin or something?
― max, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 03:54 (sixteen years ago) link
yea i think it is something about bleaching it out wrong. i've seen it on some other girls too. i wanna say eva longoria sometimes.
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 03:56 (sixteen years ago) link
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/lindsay_ring.jpg
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/lindsay_hands.jpg
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 03:57 (sixteen years ago) link
I mean, is that fake tan on her fingers, or a melasma?
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 03:58 (sixteen years ago) link
max and Surmounter coming with the beauty tips
― milo z, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 03:58 (sixteen years ago) link
old lady hands
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 19 February 2008 03:58 (sixteen years ago) link
i don't know how i feel about that ring
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 03:59 (sixteen years ago) link
LOL
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 19 February 2008 04:01 (sixteen years ago) link
One for my homie:
http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/041020/041020_pop_lohan_vmed.widec.jpg
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 04:01 (sixteen years ago) link
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/06/lindsay_lohan_knife_party_neck_01.jpg
http://www.kleiner-hexenladen.de/assets/images/nazgul9.jpg
― gershy, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 04:01 (sixteen years ago) link
I really think she's just being lackadaisical with the fake tan, even on her face.
Sheesh to her right leg here:
http://specialcomment.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/lilo.jpg
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 04:04 (sixteen years ago) link
Difference in face and rest of body here:
http://www.pagesix.com/files/gallery/Lindsay_spandex1.jpg
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 04:05 (sixteen years ago) link
is she self-self-tanning? i mean, doesn't she have people to spray it on properly for her?
― tehresa, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 04:06 (sixteen years ago) link
actually looks like an alien in that last pic
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 19 February 2008 04:06 (sixteen years ago) link
It really doesn't look like it, but that's definitely fake tan (possibly bronzer I guess, in that last case), and it's definitely done badly.
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 04:10 (sixteen years ago) link
"But" shouldn't be in that sentence, sorry.
eww. she needs to just go a little paler and red-haired again. i miss that :(
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 04:15 (sixteen years ago) link
i know, she really brings out the mom in me. such a pretty face, young lady, if you'd only lay off the self-tanner and buy a pair of pants!
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 04:16 (sixteen years ago) link
http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/ap_lohan_mean_girls_070118_ssv.jpg
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 04:22 (sixteen years ago) link
i really wish people would get over "bronzer" already
― tehresa, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 04:26 (sixteen years ago) link
i miss u so much cuet lohan
― max, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 04:28 (sixteen years ago) link
i have moved onto ur goth friend from mean girls who was cute in cloverfield
http://photos.shebloggedbynight.com/images/A_3/5/2/2/12253/j0gs0rec.jpg
― Abbott, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 04:43 (sixteen years ago) link
surprisingly unappealing
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 04:47 (sixteen years ago) link
God, he's so great-looking.
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 04:50 (sixteen years ago) link
For fucking real.
― Abbott, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 04:51 (sixteen years ago) link
starting to look more like joey heatherton [broken img removed]
― gershy, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 04:56 (sixteen years ago) link
From the neck down they're pretty identical.
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 04:56 (sixteen years ago) link
Boob liver spots!!!
― Abbott, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 04:58 (sixteen years ago) link
she has a cute belly button
― remy bean, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 05:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Come on now, she's gorgeous, though I'm a breast man.
― Eazy, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 05:08 (sixteen years ago) link
LA Times: "Lindsay Lohan: you're no Marilyn Monroe" (well boo hoo)
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/alltherage/2008/02/lindsay-lohan-y.html
― StanM, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 07:40 (sixteen years ago) link
she looks pretty terrible imo
― omar little, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 16:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Between this and the ScaJo thread, I've now seen two sets of starlet nipples that I hadn't seen before. Good work ilx!
― C. Grisso/McCain, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 17:12 (sixteen years ago) link
-- omar little, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 16:53 (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
^^^Seriously, this.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 17:17 (sixteen years ago) link
it's her narrow little girl hips that make her look like she's playing dress-up imo
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 17:18 (sixteen years ago) link
er...ScaJo thread?
― Savannah Smiles, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 17:22 (sixteen years ago) link
the juxtaposition between the girlish body and the prematurely aged head is rather freaky.
― lauren, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 17:22 (sixteen years ago) link
rlett hannson (xpost)
― StanM, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 17:23 (sixteen years ago) link
it was all downhill from the rolling stone cover
― omar little, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 17:56 (sixteen years ago) link
still ready and legal, at least.
― Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 17:58 (sixteen years ago) link
"prematurely aged head" is giving me the giggles
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 17:58 (sixteen years ago) link
i wouldn't mind some of that prematurely aged head
― jeff, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 17:59 (sixteen years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Qb0NuOdjL._AA240_.jpg
― omar little, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 17:59 (sixteen years ago) link
everything from her neck up has actually been made out of mahogany for the last two years
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 18:05 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b389/DavidFricke/vincentgallo.jpg
― Abbott, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 18:07 (sixteen years ago) link
it's really just a matter of time before she does a Gallo movie and lets him Sevigny her out.
― Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 18:11 (sixteen years ago) link
lol at acting like looking 30 is god-awful
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 19:09 (sixteen years ago) link
srsly
― jhĂžshea, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link
100 percent of dudes saying lol lindsay = would hit it
― M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 19:12 (sixteen years ago) link
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2302/1809523782_aff3f5ad48.jpg?v=0
― C. Grisso/McCain, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 19:14 (sixteen years ago) link
otm & otm. (xp)
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 19:15 (sixteen years ago) link
I wish very pale people wouldn't use bronzer and self-tanner -- it usually ends up looking like dirt smeared on their face.
― Nicole, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 19:21 (sixteen years ago) link
the question posed by those photos isn't "would u hit it," though, it's "was it a good idea for her to invite side-by-side comparisons to Marilyn Monroe?"
― Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 19:22 (sixteen years ago) link
Dude, the question posed by those pictures is "will I be jerking it to these pictures."
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 19:24 (sixteen years ago) link
wtf i thought you were a chick
― Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 19:27 (sixteen years ago) link
the answer is a solid no, then
very nice boobses, and she's still pretty, but this ain't imagibation material
― milo z, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 19:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Chicks can jerk, too, Alex.
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 19:29 (sixteen years ago) link
chicks usually have better taste in chicks, tho.
― Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 19:29 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, the answer to the question doesn't have to be "yes."
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link
x-post -- This from a guy.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link
xp
― Jordan, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 19:31 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/36/24/16/18866109.jpg
The only Lindsay Lohan movie I've seen is A Prairie Home Companion, so this is how I think of her.
― Eazy, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 19:37 (sixteen years ago) link
u should see mean girls
― jhĂžshea, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 19:37 (sixteen years ago) link
basically, these pics are like running into the hottest girl you knew in high school or college, and she's still looking alright but you can tell her looks are fading and her life/personality is pretty fucked up now (i.e. "would hit it," but kinda hoping the opportunity doesn't arise, since it would probably be an unsatisfying parking lot BJ that you'd feel awful about afterwards). that kind of experience = not boner city, is all I'm saying.
― Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link
When I think of her, I think simultaneously of the promo shots in the sluttacious Catholic school uniform and the awesome, passed-out-in-Samantha-Ronson's-Jeep-with-DRI-tags-around-the-neck photos.
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 19:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Alex, don't worry, she'll get her shit together by the 10 year reunion.
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 19:40 (sixteen years ago) link
I think that Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen still you posted earlier today is my favorite Lohan image.
― Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 19:42 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Nicole, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 19:21 (1 hour ago) Link
YES.
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 20:28 (sixteen years ago) link
also yes it is a bad idea to invoke marilyn comparisons. that's just a stupid idea.
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 20:31 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, February 19, 2008 8:11 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link
plz
― gr8080, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 21:01 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, February 19, 2008 11:29 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
wtf are you on about chicks have awful taste in chicks
― max, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 21:03 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah actually I agree with you, I was just saying it for effect.
― Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 21:04 (sixteen years ago) link
max OTM! i donât have any idea how many times some chick has tried to convince me that Sarah Jessica horse face was cuet
― carne asada, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 21:07 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, February 19, 2008 7:38 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
yeah i'd feel SO AWFUL about that.
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 21:08 (sixteen years ago) link
that is pretty otm tho.
blowjob in parking lot could be lindsay's indian name.
sarah jessica horseface is cute!
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 21:13 (sixteen years ago) link
uh, no
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 21:14 (sixteen years ago) link
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― gbx, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 21:14 (sixteen years ago) link
awful as in kind of nauseous, I meant.
― Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 21:15 (sixteen years ago) link
not even, at this point shes like HJ in the bar bathroom
― max, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 21:15 (sixteen years ago) link
is this what is going to happen to cheerleader from heroes in 5 years?
true xp
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link
i think she'll go the hilton route. xp
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 21:21 (sixteen years ago) link
Sarah Jessica Parker is hot.
― milo z, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 23:02 (sixteen years ago) link
i donât have any idea how many times some chick has tried to convince me that Sarah Jessica horse face was cuet
LOL, a chick I know just tried to convince me of that a few nights ago.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 23:05 (sixteen years ago) link
chicks are rong
― Jordan, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 23:05 (sixteen years ago) link
sjp is not remotely hot
― omar little, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 23:13 (sixteen years ago) link
No, but she is cute, in the sense that girls usually mean it.
― contenderizer, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 23:15 (sixteen years ago) link
No she bloody isn't, shes hideous.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 23:15 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, February 19, 2008 9:21 PM
she will inherit a hotel empire and then release a narcissistic sex tape?
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 23:16 (sixteen years ago) link
Some cruel writer referred to SJP as "Rubberfaced funnyman Sarah Jessica Parker" in an article (which I guiltily chuckled at)
― Savannah Smiles, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 23:17 (sixteen years ago) link
lolol
― omar little, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 23:18 (sixteen years ago) link
haaaaaaaaa
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 23:19 (sixteen years ago) link
burrrrn
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 23:40 (sixteen years ago) link
SJP is not attractive. Nope.
― B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:12 (sixteen years ago) link
I mean, look. She's got a tight little body, especially given that she's had a kid. In that regard, she's got it going on.
But the killer combo is that her face really isn't all that attractive and she plays terminally annoying characters who constantly have an overblown sense of entitlement.
So long as she makes Matthew Broderick (seemingly, a bro among actors) happy, I have no problem with her. Break Ferris' heart, and I'll break her.
― B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:15 (sixteen years ago) link
she is SO HOT.
evidence:
http://www.umich.edu/~ece/student_projects/female_journalism/satc_carrie_s3_396x502_033020041903.jpg
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:16 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm sorry but that is a gorgeous fucking woman, with hot clothes.
http://shinymedia.headshift.com/images/photos/uncategorized/carriewaist.jpg
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:17 (sixteen years ago) link
http://images.art.com/images/-/Sarah-Jessica-Parker--C10043745.jpeg
do not want
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:21 (sixteen years ago) link
she's no mary louise parker
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:21 (sixteen years ago) link
granted i have no idea what that looks like from a carnal point of view, so i can't really say. but from a gay male/chick's point of view, she is undoubtedly hottt.
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:22 (sixteen years ago) link
mary louise is hot but her face looks like it's been stitched too much.
YOU ARE ON CRACK
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:24 (sixteen years ago) link
FUCKING CRACK.
THE GHETTO DRUG THAT THE CIA MADE TO KEEP BLACK PEOPLE DOWN. YOU SMOKE IT.
hahaha OTM
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:27 (sixteen years ago) link
and look what it did to Lohan. My god.
― will, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:27 (sixteen years ago) link
mary-louise parker has had her face seriously lifted. and there was nothing wrong with it before. now it kind of makes me feel tense.
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:28 (sixteen years ago) link
sjp is a butterface
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:29 (sixteen years ago) link
i know this is just a computer generated body but were it real itd be best ever 500% a++++++++
http://popbytes.com/img/mary-centerfold-weeds.jpg
― jhĂžshea, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:29 (sixteen years ago) link
MLP >>>>>>>>>>>LiLo>>>>>>>>>>>>>SJP
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:29 (sixteen years ago) link
-- bell_labs, Wednesday, February 20, 2008 12:29 AM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
what does this mean xactly?
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:29 (sixteen years ago) link
the phrase "tight little body" should be [nabisco]'ed out permanently
― omar little, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:30 (sixteen years ago) link
not when it's perfectly accurate.
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:30 (sixteen years ago) link
-- omar little, Wednesday, February 20, 2008 12:30 AM (1 second ago) Bookmark Link
leave the teenpop dudes alone ok
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:31 (sixteen years ago) link
butter face = everything is nice but her face
― jhĂžshea, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:31 (sixteen years ago) link
hahahahaha right
ok but that's wrong
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:31 (sixteen years ago) link
not in the case of SJP
― gbx, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:32 (sixteen years ago) link
alright whatever.
what's the new john lennon movie looking like?
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:33 (sixteen years ago) link
someone explain Mary Louise Parker to me. I don't get it.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:33 (sixteen years ago) link
but from a chick's point of view, she is undoubtedly hottt.
NO
― tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:34 (sixteen years ago) link
mary louise parker is a very pretty, slightly plain-looking girl who's made a career out of enjoyable screen presence and a half-drugged sounding drawl that she can sometimes work to her great benefit.
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:34 (sixteen years ago) link
-- horseshoe, Wednesday, February 20, 2008 12:33 AM (55 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
o_O
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:35 (sixteen years ago) link
I think maybe her face always seems sort of droopy-to-one-side to me.
xpost well chicks apparently don't know anything about this.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:35 (sixteen years ago) link
well she didn't get on tv cuz everyone finds her so painful to look at!!
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:36 (sixteen years ago) link
god i'm such an asshole. i'm sure if i ran into her in life i'd think she was lovely.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:36 (sixteen years ago) link
mlp = hawt cute cool what not to like
― jhĂžshea, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:37 (sixteen years ago) link
AND SHE ALWAYS HAS WEEEEED
l o l
hahahaha
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:38 (sixteen years ago) link
it's true she seems fun
is weeds a good show? should i netflix it?
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:39 (sixteen years ago) link
i don't know my friends have been trying to convince my bf and i to watch for like months. it's become really annoying now. but i guess WE'LL REALLY LOVE IT
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:40 (sixteen years ago) link
it's not too bad, that weeds.
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:40 (sixteen years ago) link
its too cutesy for me - a lot of people who i generally share tastes w/like it tho
― jhĂžshea, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:40 (sixteen years ago) link
apparently Martin Donovan is aging and also plays a dick, neither of which I really want to see.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:41 (sixteen years ago) link
sopranos > the wire > six feet under > weeds
xpost: it is very cutesy
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:41 (sixteen years ago) link
weeds is dumb. 2 episodes and i was out
― jergĂŻns, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:41 (sixteen years ago) link
but i'm the kind of viewer who says stuff like "you wouldn't sell an ounce for that!!" to the tv
well showtime has always been so much more gratuitous/cutesy/whatever about their programming decisions
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:42 (sixteen years ago) link
than hbo.
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:43 (sixteen years ago) link
omg que i cant belive u like sopranos better than the wire
and i watched margot at the wedding on yr recommendation
― jhĂžshea, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:43 (sixteen years ago) link
like the L word? please
margot at the wedding disappointed me.
the L word must be the most ridiculous interpretation of life i've ever witnessed onscreen
i almost put the wire before the sopranos but i didn't want to start a big thing on the lohan thread. i like the wire better than the sopranos so far, but i'm only in the middle of season 3
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:44 (sixteen years ago) link
jhoshea did you totally hate margot?? sorry dude.
this thread should be about enough to any woman into a lesbian, that's for sure
― M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:45 (sixteen years ago) link
margot at the wedding was srsly eye-stabby
― jhĂžshea, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:45 (sixteen years ago) link
re: Weeds - it fell hard and fast after the first season (imo) I haven't seen anything past the middle of the third, but I'd heard rumblings it had somewhat redeemed itself. MLP is pretty hot but she had really started to annoy me on that show.
― will, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:45 (sixteen years ago) link
obv a lot of talent and intelligence but whoa off the rails bigtime
― jhĂžshea, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:46 (sixteen years ago) link
as evidenced by bus running final scene
oh man sorry, don't take any more suggestions from me then.
xpost--my wife and i hated the last scene. and as she said "A woman would never leave her purse behind like that."
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:47 (sixteen years ago) link
at least we agree on THERE WILL BE BLOOD
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:48 (sixteen years ago) link
yah anyone who cant agree on that is just looney
― jhĂžshea, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:48 (sixteen years ago) link
:YES
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:50 (sixteen years ago) link
that's EXACTLY what i said to my bf: no one would leave their purse behind like that. awful. ruined it.
i just felt like that final scene was trying to salvage a situation where the characters had veered into caricature - which just cant work when youve raised the stakes by making the movie so ridiculously painful - there were actually a lot of things i liked abt it tho
― jhĂžshea, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:50 (sixteen years ago) link
i was like ready to grant the movie some exceptions yada yada yada if it tied it together well, and then she left her purse in the fucking parking lot.
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:51 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah i don't know how you could have written a good ending to that, a Mom/kid away on the bus ending is always gonna be weepy
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:51 (sixteen years ago) link
yea i definitely got into it or whatever, but the dialogue sounded staged to me.
did you see it at BAM?
naw i watched it @ home last nite
― jhĂžshea, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:52 (sixteen years ago) link
aaahhh
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:52 (sixteen years ago) link
i thought the dialog was great, especially the fights. the car scenes were really tense too.
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:53 (sixteen years ago) link
okay but look -- is that the dialogue that REALLY happens when families get ugly? or is that drama-glam dialogue?
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:53 (sixteen years ago) link
it was like: i really liked the tree climbing - then fire department came wtf it kept being like that
― jhĂžshea, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:53 (sixteen years ago) link
the nicole kidman relationship with her kid was soooo fucked up and awesome
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:54 (sixteen years ago) link
best explanation for MLP love is the Barlett Wins Again West Wing ep - red dress, sounds perpetually bored, talking about her high-stakes gambling on political races
― milo z, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:55 (sixteen years ago) link
i liked when dude zinged her at the reading and the discussion of why they used to fuck so much
― jhĂžshea, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:59 (sixteen years ago) link
basically i liked it when kidman got zinged
― jhĂžshea, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 01:00 (sixteen years ago) link
ah okay. i hate her perpetually bored voice and i hated that character on West Wing.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 01:03 (sixteen years ago) link
sjp is a hideous beast
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 01:47 (sixteen years ago) link
"tight little body" is a perfect, non-judgmental description of SJP.
She has NO fat on her body.
And her body is little.
I, for one, think she is NOT attractive at all, but I could see how someone would agree - her husband, for instance.
― B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 20 February 2008 02:00 (sixteen years ago) link
haha roxy!!
i talked to john turturro on the phone today -- he's so sweet!!!
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 02:05 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah she's like a piece of ham xp
The accuracy of the statement "tight little body" is irrelevant in light of the fact that it is something said only by male undergrads with gel in their hair and diagonal stripes on their opalescent, Polo Sport-drenched shirts.
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 02:05 (sixteen years ago) link
xpost Turturro is so awesome!
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 02:06 (sixteen years ago) link
any attraction I could potentially have for her is completely obliterated by that annoying character she played on that annoying show. maybe that's unfair, but there you have it.
― will, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 02:06 (sixteen years ago) link
she's like a piece of ham?
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 02:06 (sixteen years ago) link
pink and salty?
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 02:07 (sixteen years ago) link
http://sadoldgoth.blogspot.com/lohan.jpg
"If SJP's face were butter, yet would I hold it!"
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 02:08 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah she just looks like a cold-cut.
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 02:09 (sixteen years ago) link
It is depressing me that this thread is now about some twee hatchetface.
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 02:09 (sixteen years ago) link
-- roxymuzak
^^^
― omar little, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 02:09 (sixteen years ago) link
TWEE HATCHETFACE?? too good
okay i like gel
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 02:10 (sixteen years ago) link
i mean, some gels are really good!
(I was silently thinking the same thing.)
4xpost
― Sundar, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 02:10 (sixteen years ago) link
"tight little body" is frequently uttered on the Bang Bus. Or at least it was.
― wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 02:32 (sixteen years ago) link
tell us more
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 02:33 (sixteen years ago) link
about the bang bus
― gbx, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 02:33 (sixteen years ago) link
yes, tell us more about the bang bus, wanko ergo sum
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 02:34 (sixteen years ago) link
wanko ergo sum, i would like to know more about the bang bus, and the kinds of things that people say and do while they are on it
― gbx, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 02:35 (sixteen years ago) link
there is plenty in the archives, friends. but it is all g00gl3pr00f3dz0r
― wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 02:36 (sixteen years ago) link
the bang bus has archives??
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 02:36 (sixteen years ago) link
bring us the bang bus archival files, wanko ergo sum
― omar little, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 02:37 (sixteen years ago) link
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― wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 02:38 (sixteen years ago) link
if I could change my username to anything in the world, I would change my username
― wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 02:39 (sixteen years ago) link
i don't know even know what bangbus is.
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 02:40 (sixteen years ago) link
Someone explain *ahem* Bangbus to me.
― wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 02:41 (sixteen years ago) link
it's a bus
― electricsound, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 02:41 (sixteen years ago) link
i am led to believe people have sex in the bus
yeah, pretty much like any other normal bus
― gbx, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 02:42 (sixteen years ago) link
why can't I tread that thread?
― wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 02:44 (sixteen years ago) link
Xenu wills it.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 02:45 (sixteen years ago) link
anon has failed ILX
― wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 02:45 (sixteen years ago) link
in grade school, I found a condom wrapper on the floor of the school bus
Was I riding in the Bang Bus?
― milo z, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 03:21 (sixteen years ago) link
Ok, that makes 2 grim turns this thread has taken today.
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 03:22 (sixteen years ago) link
jesus people i honestly expected a little more dignity from a thread called "Lindsay Lohan: Hot, Ready, and Legal!"
― M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 03:31 (sixteen years ago) link
she does look cute in the john lennon movie previews, but still kind of ashen. it's odd.
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 03:33 (sixteen years ago) link
but cuet i wanna see it.
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 03:34 (sixteen years ago) link
can we go back to talking about hot ass mary louise parker
― max, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 03:35 (sixteen years ago) link
horseshoe i am so disappointed in you
Add another vote for MLP on my behalf. She's amazing.
Sarah Jessica Parker is just plain ugly and witchy looking. Not hot. End of story.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 03:39 (sixteen years ago) link
haha sorry max! i guess we'll always have Go-era katie holmes!
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 03:40 (sixteen years ago) link
Also, holy shit - IMDB says MLP is 43. I would kill to look that good now, nevermind 13 years from now. Damn.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 03:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Katie Holmes is a babe in any era. Except for the first season of Dawson's Creek, bad posture.
― milo z, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 03:42 (sixteen years ago) link
ya two things that make MLP go from hot to totally hot are that shes a total (whatever lame euphemism you want to use for hot older woman) and i will always associate her with the sale of large quantities of p0tt
― max, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 03:44 (sixteen years ago) link
whoever was saying on the cougar thread that the hottest celebrity chicks right now are all 40+ (tom maybe?) is totally otm
katie holmes is gorgeous.
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 03:45 (sixteen years ago) link
she fell off hard for like 9 months but totally bounced back with a hott new haircut and stuff
― max, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 03:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Agreed. She may be a creepy robot-like scientologist but I think she's gorgeous. Tall, good hair, great syle . . . I approve.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 03:48 (sixteen years ago) link
Michelle Phiffer ftw
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 03:52 (sixteen years ago) link
amen.
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 03:53 (sixteen years ago) link
i have seen mary louise parker playing tennis before. she is gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous in person.
― remy bean, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 03:58 (sixteen years ago) link
id "return" her "serve" anytime
― max, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 04:00 (sixteen years ago) link
id like to "string" her "racket"
she could "swat" my "balls"
max otm (xpost....crepe)
horseshoe :(
― gbx, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 04:02 (sixteen years ago) link
(otm re: mlp and being 40+ and weed)
― gbx, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 04:03 (sixteen years ago) link
"Iâd like to fuck her on the tennis court, if you get my meaning.â
― ENBB, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 04:04 (sixteen years ago) link
GIS for mlp is A+++
― gbx, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 04:06 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/63/09/44/18757046.jpg
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 04:06 (sixteen years ago) link
CHICK ACTRESS POLL: MARY-LOUISE PARKER, A DEFINITE Y
― max, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 04:07 (sixteen years ago) link
okay i'm sorry i must be wrong! she does have lovely skin.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 04:09 (sixteen years ago) link
ahahaha i quote this all the time and get blank stares!
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 04:10 (sixteen years ago) link
what i like about you horseshoe is that youre willing to admit when youre wrong
― max, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 04:11 (sixteen years ago) link
I love that part. Actually, I love most of it. That movie is very quotable. "Cougars!"
― ENBB, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 04:13 (sixteen years ago) link
oops - that was xp.
it actually drives me sort of crazy when i can't see what's hot about a celebrity. we all have the same eyes wtf?
xp to ENBB "No, Skippy, I have no idea what you mean."
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 04:14 (sixteen years ago) link
well not the same eyes. but eyes! i'm a little drunk, guys.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 04:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Yay for drunkeness and K&S.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 04:18 (sixteen years ago) link
"It was arousing... violently arousing. Otis, did you even read the book? Yes... no."
― will, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 04:36 (sixteen years ago) link
mary louise parker posey
― remy bean, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 04:40 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh, alright. Here - She's pretty fit, and I don't doubt that some might find her to be physically attractive. I just happen to think that she's pretty repulsive!
― B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 20 February 2008 05:37 (sixteen years ago) link
only line I remember from K&S is "I'd like to fuck the Dickens out of her."
still can't believe the Trans Am-looking dude from Almost Famous dumped MLP for Claire Danes.
― milo z, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 05:59 (sixteen years ago) link
SJP is an ordinary-looking girl whose disembody is too average for me to have ever thought about one way or the other but who is ultimately attractive because she is often delightful, apart from her starring in that acronymic show. she is disliked by people who dislike pointy noses and/or low BMIs.
MLP is an even more ordinary-looking girl, if with a somewhat more interesting disembody, whose lazy-charming characters/personality render her cuet or even hott in a lazy-charming sort of way. I can see how she'd fly in the South and/or among indie dudes. Claire Danes is far more distinctive.
LL, non-bronze-age, is an at least moderately super-ordinary looking girl (particularly in that... one area, though the disproportionality is less attractive - it would be nice if she had any hips), not least because of the non-platinum hair and skin tone and freckles (the first two of which are kinda my thing), who has shown some attractive signs of smarts, sensitivity and self-directed-ness, but over time may have more often shown unattractive signs of superficiality, stubbornness and stupidity. It may help that she kinda resembles someone I've been involved with.
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 07:11 (sixteen years ago) link
she is often delightful
and a smart New Yorker etc. etc.
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 07:14 (sixteen years ago) link
because she is often delightful, apart from her starring in that acronymic show
She's got a LOT of running to do to get away from being Carrie Bradshaw.
Like, Forrest Gump levels.
― B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 20 February 2008 16:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Agree w/ Gabbneb. SJP's cuteness ain't in her face (obviously). It's in her personality. She comes across as not hot, but at least charming when she's actually doing something: performing, acting, whatever you call that kind of sitcom behavior. In still pictures, she looks like something you'd use to split wood.
― contenderizer, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 16:56 (sixteen years ago) link
"ordinary"
― Kerm, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 16:59 (sixteen years ago) link
not to play the ageism card, but I kinda feel bad for SJP getting beat up on for her looks when her biggest role (in a show that had the word SEX in the title which I guess leads to expectations of sexiness more than usual) came when she was hurtling toward 40. she was kind of an ugly duckling circa Square Pegs and became genuinely cute during her L.A. Story/Honeymoon In Vegar romcom era, but by the time her fame peaked in a fashion plate role, it was pretty clear that she has the kind of features that do not age well. not every actress is gonna peak in hotness at 45.
― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 17:25 (sixteen years ago) link
Yes, but I have always hated her face.
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 17:25 (sixteen years ago) link
i thought SJP was cute in L.A. Story. i think she'd be cuter now if she gained 20 pounds.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 17:27 (sixteen years ago) link
^^ ya her skinniness only emphasizes her immense head
― max, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 17:28 (sixteen years ago) link
It is like they broke the mold after making Candice Bergen, but then went ahead and used it again.
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 17:29 (sixteen years ago) link
And deprived the result of sunlight and nutrients.
Hi thanks rox for reading my mind but better. That phrase is disgusting.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 17:35 (sixteen years ago) link
Also it owes so so much and is way to close to "tight little pussy" which is just ew. God, ew. EW I SAY.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 17:36 (sixteen years ago) link
the first time my mom met my girlfriend she called her a "tightbody" and my mom does not drench her shirts in polo sport
― max, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 17:37 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.hizone.info/data/2003/07/09/images/cat_in_a_bottle.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 17:38 (sixteen years ago) link
I would have drinks with all this beer cats.
― contenderizer, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 17:40 (sixteen years ago) link
Recourse to mom absolves nothing. Still ew.
max did your mom give you a high five?
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 17:41 (sixteen years ago) link
no i think it was actually sort of a pejorative?
― max, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 17:47 (sixteen years ago) link
i don't think tight little body is that gross. it's just a fucking expression, geez.
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 17:49 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22tight+little+body%22
― omar little, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 17:52 (sixteen years ago) link
It's pretty disgusting. I think mainly because, like Roxy said, only complete assholes would actually use that phrase in speech.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 17:52 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, exactly. xpost.
i mean, i get why it's gross, but some bodies are tight and little.
would "taut petite body" be better?
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:00 (sixteen years ago) link
that phrase gets all porn results in Google, too.
― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:01 (sixteen years ago) link
oh my god the lohan freckles. SO GREAT.
― sunny successor, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Let's just say that praising women's bodies for being small and scant and hard is probably not a good way to start out. It's kind of like saying she's desirable because there's SO LITTLE of her to start with! "Hardly takes up any room in the storage closet and eats almost no groceries. The apartment-dweller's ideal."
― Laurel, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:05 (sixteen years ago) link
"big doughy body"
― Eazy, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:05 (sixteen years ago) link
"good for fuck... and storage!"
― jhĂžshea, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:06 (sixteen years ago) link
"that woman looks terrible" "yes, and such small portions..."
― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Laurel - exactly.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:07 (sixteen years ago) link
Image results for "big doughy": http://www.littlestuffedbull.com/images/london/panto-sarah.jpg http://www.weeklydish.com/wp-includes/images/truffletower.jpg
― Eazy, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Haha.
I'm not sure the attraction to smallness or litheness has anything to do with desiring a woman to be invisible or hassle-free or anything like that, though. I think it's just a common sexual aesthetic created and propagated by images in the media.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:09 (sixteen years ago) link
it might be just cause its hawt tho
― jhĂžshea, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:09 (sixteen years ago) link
2000 more posts by morning
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:10 (sixteen years ago) link
surmounter is so rong on this thread.
― Jordan, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:11 (sixteen years ago) link
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:AgGNXa_l0iLzmM:http://www.tagbanger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/americanpsycho.jpg
DAHT'S DE JOKE.
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/8/b/f8b5f782685b0cc4d8f29c931a42603c.jpg
― B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:14 (sixteen years ago) link
Good Christ, people. Everybody relax and just admit that SJP could use (a) a few pounds and (b) a nose job.
― B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:16 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm not saying this as some kind of pro-fat thing nor am I criticizing liking "little" women...whether little means short or petite or thin or whatever! But the gestalt idea that a woman is better if there's less of her in all directions kind of denies her the right to a physical self. It's...probably just better to avoid phrasing things that way.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:17 (sixteen years ago) link
xp give me those almond truffles right now.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:19 (sixteen years ago) link
Also, this is what I look like, day in and day out
http://scienceblogs.com/seed/upload/2007/01/frat_boy.jpg
DAMN! Check out that TIGHT LITTLE BODY!!! BUTTER FACE!!!
― B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:19 (sixteen years ago) link
This is true. He was like that at the bar.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:20 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4wh_mc8hRE
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Laurel, you and I could not agree more. The day that I actually use the phrse "tight little body" and mean it will be the day that my wife smacks me in the back of the head with her Smith College diploma.
― B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:22 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh good. :)
― Laurel, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:24 (sixteen years ago) link
ts: tight little body vs. loose booty
― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Sometimes I am very very earnest despite my best efforts to develop a thick scale of jaded ennui.
so we can't praise women for being small but we can hound them for having a big nose?
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:25 (sixteen years ago) link
Absolutely. The large nose means that they must be at least part Jewish.
a woman is better if there's less of her in all directions
Also - this idea is perpetuated by people whose ideas of attractive never moved past middle school.
― B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:26 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, not that I said anything about her nose, but...one is actually misogynistic, the other is just mean. I'm pretty okay with mean.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:26 (sixteen years ago) link
Everybody relax and just admit that SJP could use (a) a few pounds and (b) a nose job.
ha well so could i
― gff, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:28 (sixteen years ago) link
xp to BLAM, you know what they say about high school girls: no matter how old you get, they always stay exactly the same age.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Chloe S. is a more successful version of the SJP look.
― Eazy, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:30 (sixteen years ago) link
loosey goosey
― Jordan, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:31 (sixteen years ago) link
"damn what're we even allowed to say anymore, jeez"
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:31 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh my fuck, WHY!?!?!?!
I'm not advocating masochism, but actively trying to develop a hide to protect you from life's annoying-yet-amusing little slights misses the point. Old people are so much fun to talk to b/c they've lived.
And that's really what I want to say to LiLo - Live! Stop fake tanning and redoing what's already been done. Get the fuck out there and live!
And don't ever hide the freckles. EVER.
― B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:31 (sixteen years ago) link
uhm but chloe is a giantess aryan blonde who looks nothing like sjp?
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link
But she's got a bit of a schnoz. I don't mind the schnoz.
― Eazy, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:33 (sixteen years ago) link
i mean i picture sjp being 5 feet tall and chloe is more like 6
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:33 (sixteen years ago) link
They might have the same stylist.
― Eazy, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:34 (sixteen years ago) link
i like a tight little schnoz
― carne asada, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:34 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.cyberium.net/bnguy/bnfaq.htm
― max, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:34 (sixteen years ago) link
Is Chloe that tall? I never realized that while watching Big Love, but I guess she hunches a bunch in that show, now that I realize it.
― B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link
Q. A fetish? I've never even heard of a big nose fetish. What's so special about noses?
A. The nose is directly in the center of the face and is one of the features that comes to identify who a person is. If you don't believe me, then look at this picture of Marisa Tomei, suitably morphed to have a larger nose. It doesn't really look like her any more does it? For one with a nose fetish, the nose takes on an even more important role in defining and enhancing the beauty of its owner. Our fetish may be unusual, but it is not all that different in concept from many other "body enhancement" fetishes. Many friends of ours are interested in multiple breasts, extremely large breasts, in the concept of body inflation and a host of other interests. Check out the links for more information.
― max, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.cyberium.net/bnguy/week/marbe.jpg
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51S5M51T6PL._AA240_.jpg
― Eazy, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:38 (sixteen years ago) link
OK I've always been into women with a prominent schnoz but that page is weird.
― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:38 (sixteen years ago) link
This reading still kind of bothers me, though. I agree that there's something pernicious about the preference for "tight little bodies" (and not just in the phrasing), but I feel like you're trying to turn it into a metaphor for the amount of respect men have for women, whereby preferring smallness suggests that men would rather women not be there at all. Which just seems like way too much of a leap to me. If you do want to psychoanalyze it, it makes more sense to say that a preference for smallness may indicate a desire to dominate, but I don't think that this is the same thing as negating the woman altogether, nor even disrespecting her.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Or not necessarily the same thing. In plenty of instances, it probably is.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:42 (sixteen years ago) link
its not negating the woman altogether, its reducing her size to the level of objecthood
― max, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link
jay, OTM.
It could also be, as I figured out from a few of my friends who seem to have an inability to date any woman over 5'2"/115lbs. - They want someone that they can feel like they are protecting. From what? Who the fuck knows? They just want to feel like they're needed, because, without their big, strong protector of a man, those little girls are gonna get killed, raped, beat up, taken advantage of, etc.
Kind of a really, really wierd daddy thing.
― B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link
kind of a pedo thing, sounds like
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Man, I hope my punctuation improves over the course of the next week - if I use commas and hyphens that loosely in the bar exam, I am fucked!
― B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:47 (sixteen years ago) link
that hannah montana has a tight little body
― max, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:48 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, maybe, but without any of the inherent taboos that pedo has with it. With THOSE guys, a huge part of the turn-on is that this is pretty much verboten by any societal norms today. Whereas these doll-daters really just want this perfect, little woman replicant that they can worship/protect.
― B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Despite hating his songs, I would not want to fight Billy Ray over this - he's got some guns.
― B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:50 (sixteen years ago) link
y'know, everyone's got their own idea of beauty and I don't necessarily think there's anything wrong with psychoanalyzing it a little, but all this "you like skinny women, you've got a creepy daddy/doll complex" shit is really getting into some sub-Freudian quackery.
― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link
nor am I criticizing liking "little" women...whether little means short or petite or thin or whatever!
― Laurel, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Nothing wrong with having a thing for people with a certain dress style, physical build, or ethnic background. And people shouldn't be made to feel bad about what they like.
Still, somehow, "tight little body" grosses me out.
― contenderizer, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh whatever, this is not the thread for it. My last words on the subject: sometimes big guys find shorter or smaller ladies endearing, I think, because they are everything the guys are not, and the "other" will always have its appeal out of sheer otherness. Nothing wrong with that. But when men do repeatedly state a pref for small/innocent/young/childlike/thin/"tight" etc women who are not outwardly powerful and seem unaware of their own potential, I do sort of wonder what insecurity is being played out here. (NB I have also known several skinny tiny men who liked not-small women and I'm sure issues of physical presence and substance are in play there, too!)
I DO NOT, however, think "tight little body" has anything to do with that nec except in being assholeish and we've already established the important thing, which is that if BLAM was serious and his wife found out, she'd beat him up for us. Problem solved!
― Laurel, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 19:07 (sixteen years ago) link
And I'm all for people having their preferences - different strokes for different folks.
But it went seriously overboard with one dude in particular. Each successive romantic interest, of which there were five that I knew of in the time I was close with him, were all within those boundaries.
Plus, there were the three fights he picked because of percieved, but ultimately imagined, slights against said women.
― B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 20 February 2008 19:09 (sixteen years ago) link
she'd beat him up
She really only does this when I ask her to.
― B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 20 February 2008 19:10 (sixteen years ago) link
uh
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 21:03 (sixteen years ago) link
this "tight little body" thing is a red herring - guys who use that phrase are after Tara Reid or Lucy Liu; they have no interest in SJP.
and I'm not a doctor, but I won't agree that someone needs a nose job or any other kind of plastic surgery unless they have had some sort of injury or debilitating dysmorphia or something
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link
haha in what universe does tara reid have a tight little body.
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 21:28 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.aeispeakers.com/images/headshots/Simmons-Richard.jpg
― Eazy, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 21:29 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, I find the idea of nose jobs really distasteful, more than almost any other kind of cosmetic surgery, like you've gotta have some serious self-loathing going on to want to completely change something that really defines the shape and character of your face.
Tara Reid does not have a tight little body. (haha xpost)
― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 21:31 (sixteen years ago) link
lol self-hating jews
― Jordan, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 21:32 (sixteen years ago) link
maybe I'm thinking Tiffany-Amber Thiessen, then. I dunno, one of those people. point is, SJP is not really on these dudes' radar screen, nahmean?
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 21:37 (sixteen years ago) link
maybe I'm thinking Tiffany-Amber Thiessen, then
― Jordan, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link
tiffany is so hot
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 21:39 (sixteen years ago) link
TS:
http://content8.flixster.com/question/40/03/47/4003478_std.jpg
v.
http://www.portlandmercury.com/blogtown/files/2006/05/ashlee_simpson2.jpg
v/
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/usr/0/5711/sarah%20jessica%20parker.PNG
― B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 20 February 2008 21:40 (sixteen years ago) link
kelly ripa has a tight little body!
― chaki, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 21:41 (sixteen years ago) link
btw, SJP is 5'4. I imagined her to be taller.
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 21:47 (sixteen years ago) link
I totally thought she'd be shorter. Hmmm.
― B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 20 February 2008 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link
http://movie.frenchdirectors.com/directors/rebeccablake/img_movies/music_video_prince_kiss.jpg
― Eazy, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 21:50 (sixteen years ago) link
(5"2')
― Eazy, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 21:52 (sixteen years ago) link
or 5'2"
tight
― carne asada, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link
also SJP's nose does not always look that small as it does in that picture on th eright. it's all makeup/lighting methinks. anyway i love her big nose! she works it.
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:06 (sixteen years ago) link
you mean it's hard work to carry the damned thing around, right?
― darraghmac, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:10 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah kind of. i mean considering the girth of it she carries it off well.
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:12 (sixteen years ago) link
eeeh, i dunno. she varies hugely between witch and girlie cute.
― darraghmac, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:13 (sixteen years ago) link
there was a girl i went to hs w/that had this just insane lolhueg nose and i totally didnt hold it against her when she got it trimmed down a little
― jhĂžshea, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:14 (sixteen years ago) link
Too big to pick up?
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:21 (sixteen years ago) link
gah i was shocked when i got to college and met like 5 girls who had gotten nosejobs in their teens (at least 3 were from long island)
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:23 (sixteen years ago) link
long guyland
― gff, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:25 (sixteen years ago) link
i got a big schnoz so i am v v sensitive about this conversation
me too. i'm from long island but i haven't gotten it fixed yet. i want to though.
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:43 (sixteen years ago) link
i have a big nose i guess, but i don't really care.
― Jordan, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:45 (sixteen years ago) link
your nose isn't that big.
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:45 (sixteen years ago) link
it just looks like a man's nose.
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:46 (sixteen years ago) link
My nose is awesome
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:46 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't really realize how big my nose is until I see it in profile, which isn't often, so it doesn't bother me.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:46 (sixteen years ago) link
let's see ur nose
this nose im speaking of was all time epic and would put any of your noses to shame - it was still pretty big once she got a bunch of it clipped off!
― jhĂžshea, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:47 (sixteen years ago) link
nice
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:47 (sixteen years ago) link
i hate my nose sometimes but i would never change it. the thought of elective surgery for cosmetic stuff is repulsive to me. you can die. not worth it.
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:48 (sixteen years ago) link
to me. i could give a fuck what other people do.
yea it's pretty extreme but sometimes it really changes your life
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:49 (sixteen years ago) link
you shouldve seen this nose
― jhĂžshea, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:49 (sixteen years ago) link
I have a long broken Jew nose and I'm keepin it fuck all y'all
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:50 (sixteen years ago) link
where o where is my jr high yearbook
― jhĂžshea, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:50 (sixteen years ago) link
did we even have yearbooks in jr high? i do not recall.
― jhĂžshea, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:51 (sixteen years ago) link
No Nose Job!
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:51 (sixteen years ago) link
haha guyz i was sort of kidding! i like my nose, man. it is hueg tho.
― gff, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:55 (sixteen years ago) link
Sometimes SJP looks hot, sometimes she looks really plain.
I certainly don't mind a schnoz with some 'character'
― Bill Magill, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:57 (sixteen years ago) link
it's true - tombot's nose is pretty awesome
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:02 (sixteen years ago) link
women like large noses on guys anyways...or have you all totally erased masonic kate from your memories?
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:04 (sixteen years ago) link
yes.
― Jordan, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:05 (sixteen years ago) link
She liked big noses, but hated cunnilingus. Hmm.
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:05 (sixteen years ago) link
dirty dronerock noses make me gush all over the place
― max, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:06 (sixteen years ago) link
cos of her clit buzz, as i recall. maybe small noses didn't buzz.
― darraghmac, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:07 (sixteen years ago) link
this thread has turned NASTY
― deej, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Tom's nose does indeed rock. Lotta work went into that nose.
― B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:09 (sixteen years ago) link
Hot, Gluey, and Clitbuzz!
― contenderizer, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:19 (sixteen years ago) link
a clit-on during a gusher? now i've heard everything!
― omar little, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:23 (sixteen years ago) link
this thread has taken a bad direction
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:30 (sixteen years ago) link
just now?
― JuliaA, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:39 (sixteen years ago) link
turn for the worse started here
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:32 (sixteen years ago) link
3rd bad direction in as many days.
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:33 (sixteen years ago) link
C'mon now, let's find another actress with three names whom we can knock down a peg or ten
Like Mary Tyler Moore, amirite?
http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Mary-Tyler-Moore-Photograph-C10052230.jpeg
― C. Grisso/McCain, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:35 (sixteen years ago) link
don't diss on mtm.
― Surmounter, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:36 (sixteen years ago) link
the mtm show is so, so, so good. and mary was a knockout by any standards.
― Surmounter, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:37 (sixteen years ago) link
God, can't you guys talk about how pretty a bunch of ugly skanks are over in the appletini bar?
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:37 (sixteen years ago) link
I kid.
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:38 (sixteen years ago) link
I think we need another thread for Surmounter's List Of Nondissable Famous Ladies
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:38 (sixteen years ago) link
OMG!! mary?? she's full of class! skank, she said!
― Surmounter, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:38 (sixteen years ago) link
haha =P
who was hotter: mary or lucy
― Surmounter, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:40 (sixteen years ago) link
jesus christ
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:40 (sixteen years ago) link
too tough.
― Surmounter, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Ok, I don't understand you at all!
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:41 (sixteen years ago) link
JESUS is too tough?!
how has surmounter managed to extend this thread to 450+ posts
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:41 (sixteen years ago) link
well, they used to be on back to back on nick@nite!
lol no not JESUS, mary vs. lucy is 2 tough!
Jesus: too tough. SJP: gorgeous! Mother Mary: too slutty?
oh, xpost
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:42 (sixteen years ago) link
lol mother mary
― Surmounter, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:42 (sixteen years ago) link
i think what we need to address is lindsay's music career. have we heard this?
― Surmounter, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:52 (sixteen years ago) link
just in general. i guess i'm not too aware of the teenpop scene at large, but it's rather an alarming sound.
― Surmounter, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:53 (sixteen years ago) link
I know that the cover photo on that album was a really bad choice.
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:57 (sixteen years ago) link
Sur, I wrote something about one of Lindsay's song.
― jaymc, Thursday, 21 February 2008 01:24 (sixteen years ago) link
ha! love it!
― Surmounter, Thursday, 21 February 2008 02:03 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Surmounter, Thursday, February 21, 2008 12:52 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link
-- Surmounter, Thursday, February 21, 2008 12:53 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link
looooool you need to get with dabug and big frank k. they'll take care of you.
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 21 February 2008 09:32 (sixteen years ago) link
dabug using "the sharpness of Lindsay's phrasing" as a standard by which to measure other singers was really the o_O moment where I stopped being polite about the whole teenpop thing.
― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 21 February 2008 15:04 (sixteen years ago) link
SHE'S TYLER MOORE SHE'S MARY
― HI DERE, Thursday, 21 February 2008 15:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Alex otm, that shit was ridiculous.
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 21 February 2008 15:23 (sixteen years ago) link
R-I-D-U-L-O-S!
― Mark G, Thursday, 21 February 2008 15:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Roxy, the rockist.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 February 2008 15:25 (sixteen years ago) link
Not being impressed by the (nonexistent)sharpness of Lindsay Lohan's phrasing = rockist!
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 21 February 2008 15:26 (sixteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Thursday, 21 February 2008 16:00 (sixteen years ago) link
MARCIA, MARCIA DREAM IN COLOR
― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 21 February 2008 18:16 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.joesportsfan.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/mayweathercenalohan.JPG
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 06:07 (sixteen years ago) link
tan mustache
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 06:09 (sixteen years ago) link
i read that url as www.jortsfan.com
― electricsound, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 06:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Jesus, that's Shane, isn't it? He's already inheriting his father's hair color.
― kingfish, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 07:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Michael Musto as Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe
― gr8080, Thursday, 6 March 2008 02:57 (sixteen years ago) link
fuccen lollllll
― gff, Thursday, 6 March 2008 04:00 (sixteen years ago) link
Wow That's enough to make a straight man (comic pause) even straighter
― StanM, Thursday, 6 March 2008 06:19 (sixteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7279012.stm
Living Lohan?
― Mark G, Thursday, 6 March 2008 13:23 (sixteen years ago) link
it's a bit The Return Of The Revenge Of The Living Lohan innit?
― StanM, Thursday, 6 March 2008 13:26 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23458327-details/'Being+voted+unsexiest+woman+alive+hurt+so+much'%2C+says+Sarah+Jessica+Parker+as+she+cries+all+the+way+to+the+bank/article.do
― gabbneb, Thursday, 20 March 2008 03:00 (sixteen years ago) link
http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/03/lindsay-lohan-sex-tape.php
― omar little, Thursday, 20 March 2008 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link
that's not ILX's Calum, right?
― StanM, Thursday, 20 March 2008 20:37 (sixteen years ago) link
i knew calum ilx would deliver. but aren't sex tapes so naughties passe??
― stevienixed, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:15 (sixteen years ago) link
every time this thread gets revived i always think she's dead.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:36 (sixteen years ago) link
I have the same reaction to the Ebert thread.
― jaymc, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:37 (sixteen years ago) link
if lindsay dies we should post the news to the ebert thread
― omar little, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:39 (sixteen years ago) link
And then kill ebert.
― SeekAltRoute, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:43 (sixteen years ago) link
lololol @ Surmounter calling Sarah Jessica Parker hot on this thread.
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 20 March 2008 23:55 (sixteen years ago) link
haha whatever! she isn't who she is b/c she's extremely painful to look at! please!
― Surmounter, Friday, 21 March 2008 00:35 (sixteen years ago) link
:P
― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 21 March 2008 01:49 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onionmagazine_archive_56a.jpg
― banriquit, Friday, 21 March 2008 10:36 (sixteen years ago) link
that 1 tooth is distractingly straight on the bottom
― Surmounter, Friday, 21 March 2008 13:07 (sixteen years ago) link
Enuff of Sarah, where the fuck can I watch that sex tape? All sites want me to download some exe file thingie. I AM ON FUCKING APPLE AND I WANNA WATCH ZEE LINDS DO CALUM. (Urgh, put me in a straight jacket pleez.)
― stevienixed, Friday, 21 March 2008 14:33 (sixteen years ago) link
I KNOW SRSLY
― Surmounter, Friday, 21 March 2008 14:42 (sixteen years ago) link
http://theblemish.com/2008/03/that-isnt-lindsay-lohan/
― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 21 March 2008 14:48 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.theage.com.au/news/film/lohan-keen-for-nude-scene/2008/04/11/1207856786720.html
― SeekAltRoute, Sunday, 13 April 2008 02:14 (fifteen years ago) link
haha! a sex-hungry waitress -- could you get a more perfect role for her?
also she and ronson are lovin longtime: http://www.efluxmedia.com/news_Lindsay_Lohan_and_Samantha_Ronson_Sort_Of_Kissing_In_Cannes_17997.html i love the picture of here in the clip
― Surmounter, Saturday, 24 May 2008 16:40 (fifteen years ago) link
she's getting married
http://www.welt.de/english-news/article2038376/Lindsay_Lohan_has_announced_she_wants_to_marry_Samantha_Ronson..html
― kamerad, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 04:35 (fifteen years ago) link
In DOLLYWOOD!
― Abbott, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 04:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Lord knows if any of this is true but
DOLLYWOOD!
is that mark ronson's sister?
― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 05:04 (fifteen years ago) link
― jaymc, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 05:06 (fifteen years ago) link
http://weblogs.amny.com/entertainment/urbanite/blog/gal_lohan_1.jpg
― tipsy mothra, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 05:13 (fifteen years ago) link
i like samantha ronson's hat.
― tipsy mothra, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 05:14 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003808254
Ne-Yo Says Lindsay Lohan Track Will 'Surprise'
May 27, 2008, 10:25 AM ET
Gary Graff, Detroit
Ne-Yo the artist is busy these days, touring with Alicia Keys and preparing for the Aug. 15 release of his third Def Jam album, "Year of the Gentleman." But Ne-Yo the songwriter is equally, with rash of high-profile tracks either just out or coming.
One surprising entry on his docket is an uptempo track called "Bossy" the he worked on with Stargate for Lindsay Lohan's next album. "I gotta admit, we were like ... Lindsay Lohan?'" Ne-Yo says with a laugh. "I mean, I've written for Beyonce, Mary J. Blige, Rihanna, Celine Dion and ... Lindsay Lohan? But I will say this; we gave her a quality record and she did a ridiculously fabulous job. I was so shocked I had to call her and apologize for what I was thinking because she did so good. I think the world is gonna be surprised."
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 05:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Mama ran off with a trucker
Peterbilt Peterbilt
He is making her give life another stab
They can see the world from way up in the cab
Mama ran off with a trucker...........
She can quit her job and be his little bride
He can get a local route and stay home by her side
She can fix him roast beast and sweet potato pie
He can eat a lot of it cuz heĂŠĆ ÂŻ a big ole guy
They got married in Dollywood
(by a Porter Waggoner lookalike)
18 Wheels of Love
― kingfish, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 08:07 (fifteen years ago) link
oh so that's why i like her
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 09:18 (fifteen years ago) link
http://fourfour.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/26/ali_listentothis.gif
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 11:35 (fifteen years ago) link
omg i think it's so cute that she's with ronson, and i wanna hear the track.
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 13:42 (fifteen years ago) link
WEDDING OF THE CENTURY!
AT DOLLYWOOD!
FUCK YEAH!
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 14:08 (fifteen years ago) link
seriously
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 14:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Crazy dad, 22: this all makes sense...
― Eazy, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 15:21 (fifteen years ago) link
so i just read yet another "sam ronson = man" comment, i mean am i wrong for wanting to punch the teeth out of a motherfucker for saying shit like that?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 17 July 2008 19:12 (fifteen years ago) link
No.
― jaymc, Thursday, 17 July 2008 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link
ok good
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 17 July 2008 19:22 (fifteen years ago) link
No. i think they're soooo cute together, which makes me a dork but i do.
― Surmounter, Thursday, 17 July 2008 19:22 (fifteen years ago) link
I never really liked LL until she got together with SR but now I kind of love them both.
You're not wrong Shef - that's annoying as hell.
― ENBB, Thursday, 17 July 2008 19:30 (fifteen years ago) link
So are we convinced that they are indeed a couple?
Latest news is that Mark Ronson's girlfriend confirms it: http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/3am/2008/07/17/mark-ronson-gives-approval-to-sister-sam-and-lindsay-lohan-s-affair-89520-20651477/
― jaymc, Thursday, 17 July 2008 19:33 (fifteen years ago) link
who's sam ronson?
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 17 July 2008 19:33 (fifteen years ago) link
SR is adorable; it's nice to see LL comfortable with being out.
― get bent, Thursday, 17 July 2008 19:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Superstar producer (Amy Winehouse, Lily Allen) Mark Ronson's sister, who is herself a DJ.
― jaymc, Thursday, 17 July 2008 19:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Oops, that link doesn't work -- just add a slash at the end of the URL.
― jaymc, Thursday, 17 July 2008 19:35 (fifteen years ago) link
SAM RONSON IS 30?!
― La Lechera, Thursday, 17 July 2008 19:38 (fifteen years ago) link
but yeah, i like them too.
― La Lechera, Thursday, 17 July 2008 19:39 (fifteen years ago) link
LL is so much hotter as a girl-lover
― Surmounter, Thursday, 17 July 2008 19:39 (fifteen years ago) link
I guess there is also this:
The morning after her 22nd birthday party, Lindsay Lohan opened up about her wishes for the new year.
"I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family," she said on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM show Thursday, declining to mention Samantha Ronson's name.
― jaymc, Thursday, 17 July 2008 19:40 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm not really into her girlfriend but good for her
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude èè, Thursday, 17 July 2008 19:56 (fifteen years ago) link
I have no use for her but RIP.
― jaymc, Thursday, 17 July 2008 19:58 (fifteen years ago) link
well now that she has jon's seal of approval
― gabbneb, Thursday, 17 July 2008 19:58 (fifteen years ago) link
it's nice to see LL comfortable with being out
Would you consider this being out? She hasn't actually confirmed it herself yet.
Yeah, SR is 30. I was surprised too but I think that's because she dresses like she's 15.
― ENBB, Thursday, 17 July 2008 20:07 (fifteen years ago) link
she was making awful music on Roc-A-Fella like 6 years ago so I'm not surprised by her age at all.
― some dude, Thursday, 17 July 2008 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link
Also, "out" in terms of being in a gay relationship or "out" in terms of being gay? Because I guess I buy that she and SR are a couple, but I resist drawing any conclusions beyond that.
― jaymc, Thursday, 17 July 2008 20:11 (fifteen years ago) link
dresses like a 15 year old boy even! I see tons of "grown up" lesbians dressing like Blink 182 fans circa 1998
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude èè, Thursday, 17 July 2008 20:11 (fifteen years ago) link
This seems more like a dabble than an outing.
― La Lechera, Thursday, 17 July 2008 20:11 (fifteen years ago) link
she was dj'ing parties when i was in hs so i'm not surprised at all
― gabbneb, Thursday, 17 July 2008 20:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Well - neither or them has actually confirmed that they're in a romantic relationship and while SR is an out lesbian LL isn't. Obv they are etc. I just think it's interesting that they're keeping so quiet about it.
I am kind of inclined to think the same.
― ENBB, Thursday, 17 July 2008 20:13 (fifteen years ago) link
I guess I have not followed the career of Sam Ronson as closely as y'all.
― La Lechera, Thursday, 17 July 2008 20:14 (fifteen years ago) link
i'm not that surprised, celebs don't just come out all the time.
― Surmounter, Thursday, 17 July 2008 20:14 (fifteen years ago) link
they have like careers to protect and stuff.
― Surmounter, Thursday, 17 July 2008 20:16 (fifteen years ago) link
SR is lame but it's still pretty cool
― omar little, Thursday, 17 July 2008 20:16 (fifteen years ago) link
i dont get the SR fascination at all
― sunny successor, Friday, 18 July 2008 15:46 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah, lindsay's endangering the good-girl image shes worked so hard to cultivate over the last three years
― max, Friday, 18 July 2008 15:48 (fifteen years ago) link
i can't think of another celebrity who would be more fun to go off the deep end with on a drugs and alcohol fueled weekend than ll. i'll bet she's a fucking blast.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 18 July 2008 15:51 (fifteen years ago) link
absolutely
― sunny successor, Friday, 18 July 2008 15:52 (fifteen years ago) link
totally except she might dick you over at the end of the night
― Surmounter, Friday, 18 July 2008 15:52 (fifteen years ago) link
that's the 1 concern
i would assume i would be too high to care.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 18 July 2008 15:55 (fifteen years ago) link
i would rub my penis on her all night
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude èè, Friday, 18 July 2008 17:56 (fifteen years ago) link
When skin becomes irritated because of something rubbing, there are several things you can try, including:
Avoid coarse clothing. Wear 100% cotton fabric against your skin. Eliminate friction against your skin by using appropriate clothing for the activity you are involved in (for example, athletic tights or cycling shorts). Avoid activity that is causing chafing unless it is part of your typical lifestyle, exercise routine, sporting, or other activity. Wear clean and dry clothing. Dried sweat, chemicals, dirt, and other debris may actually be causing the irritation. Temporarily use petroleum jelly or baby powder as a lubricant on chafed areas of your skin. You can also use these agents before activity to prevent chafing in easily irritated areas -- for example, your inner thighs or upper arms while running.
― velko, Friday, 18 July 2008 17:58 (fifteen years ago) link
-- chicago kevin, Friday, July 18, 2008 11:51 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link
seriously? if there's any celeb whose hedonism has always seemed really grim and compulsive and joyless, it's Lohan. I've barely seen her smile in the past 3 years, just kind of defensively acting all "I'm fine, stop asking me how I'm doing".
― some dude, Friday, 18 July 2008 18:04 (fifteen years ago) link
getting high w/ her would probably lead to long unpleasant convos about how badly she wants an Oscar and how much she loves Sam and how her dad needs to give her some space
― some dude, Friday, 18 July 2008 18:06 (fifteen years ago) link
You seem to know a lot about rubbing and friction, velkro. (xxpost)
― StanM, Friday, 18 July 2008 18:07 (fifteen years ago) link
-- some dude, Friday, July 18, 2008 1:06 PM (Friday, July 18, 2008 1:06 PM) Bookmark Link
see, i'm of the mind that getting high with her would lead to a huge, never-ending supply of premium blow.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 18 July 2008 18:14 (fifteen years ago) link
OK but how does that make her more fun than any other rich drug addict?
― some dude, Friday, 18 July 2008 18:15 (fifteen years ago) link
hey man, if you want to party with andy dick that's your thing. me, i'll stick with LL.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 18 July 2008 18:17 (fifteen years ago) link
oh I didn't realize the only choices were dangerous head cases
― some dude, Friday, 18 July 2008 18:21 (fifteen years ago) link
rich drug addict
― chicago kevin, Friday, 18 July 2008 18:22 (fifteen years ago) link
why does she look so great lately? i almost want to say she's figured out her mustache tan thing.
http://www.dlisted.com/taxonomy/term/295
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 21:50 (fifteen years ago) link
LA's police chief speaks:
"If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody, thank God; and, evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue."If the ones that attract the paparazzi behave in the first place, like we expect of anybody, that solves about 90% of the problem. The rest of it we can deal with."
"If the ones that attract the paparazzi behave in the first place, like we expect of anybody, that solves about 90% of the problem. The rest of it we can deal with."
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:06 (fifteen years ago) link
awesome
Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue.
best
― Surmounter, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link
like she's gay now, not a troublemaker
I just love that.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link
lezzin it up = law and order
― velko, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:13 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g192/rrawn/LohanSpearsandHilton.jpg
― Surmounter, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:21 (fifteen years ago) link
really that look on brit's face is perfect
― Surmounter, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:22 (fifteen years ago) link
LL's lipstick colour is atrocious.
― stevienixed, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:27 (fifteen years ago) link
the goth dyejob and fake tan aren't helping either
― velko, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:38 (fifteen years ago) link
I only just found out about this whole SamRo situation. Samantha Ronson looks like the kind of girl I would have a horrible crush on - horrible both because it would never be fulfilled and because I would know in my heart that she wasn't really my type at all (the shoes, the DJ culture, augh!) - but she's totally hot (less so as brunette) and if she could go back in time and date LiLo from four years ago they would be the hottest couple in America.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 29 August 2008 03:33 (fifteen years ago) link
Also the appeal of: even though SR has the resume of a generic well-placed showbiz insider type, her entire presentation kind of feels like some scroungy kid you would sort of know around town, opening up the possibility that YOU TOO could somehow charm your way into the heart of Lohan.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 29 August 2008 03:34 (fifteen years ago) link
"heart"
― velko, Friday, 29 August 2008 04:19 (fifteen years ago) link
"of"
― s1ocki, Friday, 29 August 2008 04:24 (fifteen years ago) link
"turds"
― kingfish, Friday, 29 August 2008 04:44 (fifteen years ago) link
by Joseph Conrad
― Abbott, Friday, 29 August 2008 04:55 (fifteen years ago) link
More like Joseph Colonrad
― El Tomboto, Friday, 29 August 2008 04:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Blowseph Colonrad
― Abbott, Friday, 29 August 2008 04:59 (fifteen years ago) link
http://supercolonblow.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/colonblow.jpg
RIP.
― jaymc, Friday, 29 August 2008 05:02 (fifteen years ago) link
samantha ronson is pete doherty and i claim my $5
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 29 August 2008 06:15 (fifteen years ago) link
watch out, last time someone went "lol samantha ronson looks like a dude" ally kirked out on deeznuts pretty hardcore.
― some dude, Friday, 29 August 2008 06:26 (fifteen years ago) link
some side effect. go for it hoos!
― goole, Friday, 29 August 2008 07:05 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm not sayin "lol she is masculine" I'm like "yo she bears a striking resemblance to one mister peter doherty"
to be fair i think it's the hat that does it
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 29 August 2008 07:54 (fifteen years ago) link
also pale, slpotchy, hairless faces
― J0rdan S., Friday, 29 August 2008 07:56 (fifteen years ago) link
damn, i really hit the typo jackpot / "slpotchy"
― J0rdan S., Friday, 29 August 2008 07:57 (fifteen years ago) link
-- Doctor Casino, Thursday, August 28, 2008 11:34 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
this is why i was so excited when they were at the Cock downtown. i felt like i could have weaseled myself into some stupid conversation, and it would've been a blast.
pretty OTM dr. c xcept LL is lookin really hot these days
― Surmounter, Friday, 29 August 2008 14:44 (fifteen years ago) link
actually i do kind of think they're the hottest couple right now. it's just such a cute contrast
― Surmounter, Friday, 29 August 2008 14:49 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.usmagazine.com/news/lindsay-lohan-calls-bristol-palin-teen-pregnancy-distracting
― jaymc, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 20:39 (fifteen years ago) link
;)
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 20:43 (fifteen years ago) link
# HISTORIC LOHAN PEACE ACCORD
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 20:44 (fifteen years ago) link
What?
The actress had other than besides politics on her mind: She asked fans to help her find Dixie cups of ice cream for her girlfriend Samantha Ronson.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 20:48 (fifteen years ago) link
...?
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 20:48 (fifteen years ago) link
barry o turns down mrs. ronson
http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/zwecker/1167580,CST-FTR-zp17.article
― kamerad, Thursday, 18 September 2008 06:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Finally:http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gdgbKGT9Gv8WjQStqYAS2gwanWzwD93CPSO81
― jaymc, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 06:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Did anyone ever really think she was straight?
― i, grey, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 06:58 (fifteen years ago) link
I still don't necessarily think that she's gay, just in a gay relationship.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 13:36 (fifteen years ago) link
I don't know why, but I find this kind of heartbreaking.
― mitya, Thursday, 25 September 2008 08:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Why? She seems a lot happier...
― Mark G, Thursday, 25 September 2008 08:32 (fifteen years ago) link
happiness is fleeting
― dustin diamant (velko), Thursday, 25 September 2008 08:38 (fifteen years ago) link
.. but it's here, for now, so enjoy it.
(Who am I talking to here? I guess LLo is not reading this...)
― Mark G, Thursday, 25 September 2008 09:09 (fifteen years ago) link
http://media.tumblr.com/fFsbqlx6uet0cfb8vEG6LKn9o1_500.jpg
― kgb (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 8 October 2008 22:35 (fifteen years ago) link
i love you and her
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 8 October 2008 22:37 (fifteen years ago) link
I'd put odds on an Anne Heche trajectory here. Look for a well-deserved Emmy nomination and a carpenter husband in 2014.
― Eazy, Wednesday, 8 October 2008 22:41 (fifteen years ago) link
ps that outfit is nice
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 8 October 2008 22:45 (fifteen years ago) link
She was good in A Prairie Home Companion.
― Eazy, Wednesday, 8 October 2008 22:49 (fifteen years ago) link
i thought so too! believable as a brat ;)
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 8 October 2008 22:49 (fifteen years ago) link
she back
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 8 October 2008 23:08 (fifteen years ago) link
THEY back
― Every Day Jimmy Mod Is Hustlin' (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 8 October 2008 23:24 (fifteen years ago) link
OO
― kgb (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 8 October 2008 23:26 (fifteen years ago) link
XD
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 8 October 2008 23:50 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.kreativekorp.com/miscpages/omgwtfbbq/roflcopter.gif
― Every Day Jimmy Mod Is Hustlin' (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 9 October 2008 01:18 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/e54238cbe1ebee2849da1dd02a129db42bdcdb30_m.gif
― Buffcoat and Beaver or Beaver and something else (jeff), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 17:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Uh oh!
― Eazy, Thursday, 23 October 2008 21:47 (fifteen years ago) link
every time someone revives this i worry she and sam have broken up! :(
― J.D., Thursday, 23 October 2008 21:51 (fifteen years ago) link
me too!
― Surmounter, Thursday, 23 October 2008 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link
you guys and this insane proposition that she is a lesiban
― jordan s (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 23 October 2008 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link
lets just look at this picture
ugh that boyfriend jeans look is some terrible terrible shit
― max, Thursday, 23 October 2008 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link
btw im the one on this board who once claimed that beth ditto was embellishing her lesbianism so take it with a grain
― jordan s (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 23 October 2008 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link
i just love that picture!
― Surmounter, Thursday, 23 October 2008 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/lindsay-lohan-opens-up-about-her-relationship-with-samantha-ronson/15219?nc
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 05:39 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/e54238cbe1ebee2849da1dd02a129db42bdcdb30_m.gifhttp://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/e54238cbe1ebee2849da1dd02a129db42bdcdb30_m.gifhttp://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/e54238cbe1ebee2849da1dd02a129db42bdcdb30_m.gif
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 05:42 (fifteen years ago) link
― myspace password secretary (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 05:45 (fifteen years ago) link
yo i was not feelin her shit on ugly betty. it was like weak mean girls u_u
― ;n_n; (tehresa), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 05:47 (fifteen years ago) link
Lindsay said she does not consider herself a lesbian, but as for whether she thinks of herself as bisexual, she told the magazine, "maybe."
"I don't want to classify myself," she continued. "First of all, you never know what's going to happen -- tomorrow, in a month, a year from now, five years from now. I appreciate people, and it doesn't matter who they are, and I feel blessed to be able to feel comfortable enough with myself that I can say that."
i kind of resent when ppl take this stance. do they have sex? if yes, she is a lesbian or a bisexual. if not, then they are just best friends.
― myspace password secretary (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 05:49 (fifteen years ago) link
or i guess, is there a desire to have sex etc.
― myspace password secretary (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 05:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Isn't that just a weaker version of the Gore Vidal "No homosexual people, just homosexual acts" line?
― 2nd Black President (The Reverend), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 06:08 (fifteen years ago) link
no, i'm just saying i get bothered by people who take the laissez-faire "well... you know i'll just go with whomever captures my fancy... i don't classify myself as anything" stance. i understand that maybe she doesn't want to divulge to the public how she classifies herself but i just find it annoying
― myspace password secretary (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 06:15 (fifteen years ago) link
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/lindsay-lohan-sorry-for-annoying-J0rdan-S./15219?nc
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 06:16 (fifteen years ago) link
we've reconciled
― myspace password secretary (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 06:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Maybe she is on some long, acid-fueled quest to destroy her ego & every facet of her identity?
― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 06:18 (fifteen years ago) link
I mean a similar thing made me once not want to "classify myself." Like, as anything. Even as a hyu-man bee-ink.
In fact, the 22-year-old admitted that prior to her 2007 rehab stints, she used up a lot of money while living at the Chateau Marmont hotel - money that could have gone to permanent digs.
Haha I read this as "permanent drugs."
― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 06:19 (fifteen years ago) link
She had a long term relationship with Wilmer Valderama at what, 18-19? Of course she's with a woman now.
I mean, this is so common in my experience. Manipulative douchebottle guys plus substance abuse equals the desire, at least temporarily, to sacrifice an ecstactic sex life for devoted (often codependent) support and stability.
Poor Samantha, the sex probably isn't half what she'd like it to be.
― Twins Spoke (goth casual), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 07:06 (fifteen years ago) link
and then again, maybe it is.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 07:53 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/Rim%20Shot%20Johnny%20Utah.jpg
― Background Zombie (CharlieNo4), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 11:45 (fifteen years ago) link
I don't get it. Sometimes certain things just have to die.
― u s steel, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 13:06 (fifteen years ago) link
First of all, you never know what's going to happen -- tomorrow, in a month, a year from now, five years from now.
Even when she's on a fanciful "anything can happen" trip, she still can't imagine living past 30.
― The stic.man from the hilarious 'Dead Prez' albums (some dude), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 13:53 (fifteen years ago) link
â myspace password secretary (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, November 11, 2008 5:49 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark
yeah this is how my mom used to talk about it before she got up the courage to be out, maybe this is just her way of rationalizing until she decides to be full out/retreats to dbag actor boys?
― BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 15:29 (fifteen years ago) link
The alternative is out and then oops-straight-again Anne Heche. No win situation, other than l-o-v-e.
― Eazy, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 15:44 (fifteen years ago) link
(as far as stars dealing with this stuff, anyway -- what she calls herself personally has little to do with what she would say in this interview)
― Eazy, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 15:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Looks a bit strange looking herehttp://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/08/entertainment_enl_1226769160/img/1.jpg
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 17 November 2008 03:06 (fifteen years ago) link
she'd just been traumatized
― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 17 November 2008 04:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Lindsay Lohan flirts her way into trouble
A pal said: Lindsay and Sam had a huge bust up last week at Pure night club in Las Vegas.
Lindsay was flirting with a guy and Sam was ballistic.
Lindsay says she loves Sam more than anything but she just can't help that she is attracted to the opposite sex.
She thinks that they should come to some sort of understanding.
Lindsay wants an open relationship where she can explore her heterosexuality without feeling guilty or sneaking around."
― vermonter, Monday, 17 November 2008 10:09 (fifteen years ago) link
sam's gotta lock that down
― Every Day Jimmy Mod Is Hustlin' (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 17 November 2008 11:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Good comments action on the Peta Flour attack video that Moonship embedded:
* 9/11 was an inside job, you brainwashed fool.
* THAT DUMB FUKIN SLAG!!!
* U PETA protestors are patheti.......... c. Sorry i had to finish my hamburger.......
* Get a fukin life
* she weyo fuh?
* I'm a proud member of Peta: People Eating Tasty Animals! Lol
* PETA prevented a big flood! They used the flour to stop up a dyke!
― Savannah Smiles, Monday, 17 November 2008 12:56 (fifteen years ago) link
(i.e. the usual business)
― Savannah Smiles, Monday, 17 November 2008 12:57 (fifteen years ago) link
she weyo fuh?
― being rich would be the best (roxymuzak), Monday, 17 November 2008 15:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Y'know what the difference between now and 50 years ago is?
Then big name celebrities like Rock Hudson had to have highly publicized sham relationships in order to keep his career going. Today Highly publicized celebrities like Lindsay Lohan need to have highly publicized sham relationships in order to keep her career going.
― Their time's limited, hard rocks, too (mehlt), Monday, 17 November 2008 15:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Well, I don't really know or care what's up with Lohan/Ronson, but if it's just a sham relationship for publicity's sake then it's not a very good one, she probably gets less press coverage now than before she 'came out.'
― The hardman from the hilarious 'ilx' admin log (some dude), Monday, 17 November 2008 15:48 (fifteen years ago) link
everything's a sham
â Every Day Jimmy Mod Is Hustlin' (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 17 November 2008 11:42 (5 hours ago) Permalink
― Surmounter, Monday, 17 November 2008 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link
lol "highly publicized sham relationships"
― J.D., Monday, 17 November 2008 17:32 (fifteen years ago) link
a jimmy pursey joke.
― Mark G, Monday, 17 November 2008 17:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Yes, but how much publicity would she have if she didn't pander to these depths?
― Their time's limited, hard rocks, too (mehlt), Monday, 17 November 2008 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link
the notion that celebrities "fake" relationships for publicity is some serious bullshit, like 9/11 truth for "view" watchers or something.
― J.D., Monday, 17 November 2008 17:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Well, what do you think Rock Hudson was doing!?
― Their time's limited, hard rocks, too (mehlt), Monday, 17 November 2008 18:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Well, he wasn't doing it for attention, but to avoiding negative publicity, which is just doing it for a different kind of publicity.
This isn't a conspiracy theory, It might not be 100% fake, but just as well, most of it is representation and mediation, anyways. Jeez, haven't you people seen Singin' in the Rain!
― Their time's limited, hard rocks, too (mehlt), Monday, 17 November 2008 18:43 (fifteen years ago) link
yes, it's not real
― being rich would be the best (roxymuzak), Monday, 17 November 2008 18:55 (fifteen years ago) link
so lindsay lohan is faking bisexuality to get attention, which is exactly like rock hudson faking heterosexuality to...uh, keep people from knowing he was gay.
― J.D., Monday, 17 November 2008 18:58 (fifteen years ago) link
i dunno if LL is really bisexual, but i don't think she's faking a relationship
― gabbneb, Monday, 17 November 2008 19:00 (fifteen years ago) link
lol at ppl finding it hard to believe that a woman like lohan would be into a woman like samantha ronson
i live in fuckin knoxville tennessee and this shit happens weekly
― being rich would be the best (roxymuzak), Monday, 17 November 2008 19:01 (fifteen years ago) link
new meme
― gabbneb, Monday, 17 November 2008 19:02 (fifteen years ago) link
what does? movie stars living with disc jockeys?
― the pinefox, Monday, 17 November 2008 19:02 (fifteen years ago) link
fake tan early 20s girls dating girls who look like paul simonon
― being rich would be the best (roxymuzak), Monday, 17 November 2008 19:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Alright, I concede, no one here really knows the actual situation so I'll stop making assumptions, but it still seems awful suspect to me. And yes, they may be in a real relationship, but it seems too opportunist to not be cynical about.
― Their time's limited, hard rocks, too (mehlt), Monday, 17 November 2008 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link
surely there would have been a better choice than samantha ronson if someone were cooking up an ideal hollywood lez story
― being rich would be the best (roxymuzak), Monday, 17 November 2008 19:20 (fifteen years ago) link
some kind of unstoppable lindsay lohan/megan fox thing
― omar little, Monday, 17 November 2008 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Not necessarilty, xpost. The meme of big name celebrity picking up the lowly non celebrity and bringing him/her to the limelight is just as prominent as the A list + A List meme.
You people put way to much faith in media sources.
― Their time's limited, hard rocks, too (mehlt), Monday, 17 November 2008 19:29 (fifteen years ago) link
you put way too much thought into trying to figure out what big con lindsay lohan is running on the world
― El Tomboto, Monday, 17 November 2008 19:38 (fifteen years ago) link
samantha ronson is not a lowly non celebrity
― gabbneb, Monday, 17 November 2008 19:39 (fifteen years ago) link
JD otm above with "9/11 truth for View watchers"
― El Tomboto, Monday, 17 November 2008 19:39 (fifteen years ago) link
she comes from precisely LL's milieu - rich kids who hang out in clubs
she's too cute with her for it to be fake.
― Surmounter, Monday, 17 November 2008 19:40 (fifteen years ago) link
also why would samro hang out with her if it weren't ferreals? to get photographed? no.
― Surmounter, Monday, 17 November 2008 19:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Who wouldn't hang out with LL, as much as possible, given the chance?
― the pinefox, Monday, 17 November 2008 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, really - this thread to thread.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 17 November 2008 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link
â El Tomboto, Monday, November 17, 2008 7:38 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
i live in the fuckin internet and this shit happens weekly
― H-O-O-S yes i guess i could steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 17 November 2008 22:00 (fifteen years ago) link
lol a+ hoos
― the dan glickman from the hilarious motion picture association of america (max), Monday, 17 November 2008 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link
― being rich would be the best (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 00:15 (fifteen years ago) link
We all live on this thread, and it happens weekly.
(hmm. I'll work on it...)
― Mark G, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 08:01 (fifteen years ago) link
http://media.houstonpress.com/screw-bret-michaels-musicians-who-really-deserve-reality-shows.1857379.36.jpg
― gabbneb, Thursday, 20 November 2008 21:56 (fifteen years ago) link
not new
― Every Day Jimmy Mod Is Hustlin' (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 20 November 2008 22:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Something about the phrase where Lindsay wants to "explore her heterosexuality" is just ... too many dimensions here.
― nabisco, Thursday, 20 November 2008 22:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Could someone please close off all the avenues by photoshopping Wilmer Valderama dressed up as Cortez, or something?
― nabisco, Thursday, 20 November 2008 22:22 (fifteen years ago) link
What does that mean?
― the pinefox, Friday, 21 November 2008 00:04 (fifteen years ago) link
nabisco....otm?
― banana thug (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 21 November 2008 00:20 (fifteen years ago) link
linds really looks dead in that picture
― Surmounter, Friday, 21 November 2008 00:20 (fifteen years ago) link
why hello there
http://media.tumblr.com/fFsbqlx6uhj1uuywSufdqDgto1_500.jpg
― gov. blapojevich (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 December 2008 23:22 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm pretty sure it's just camera weirfness but yr head should really not have a larger circumference than your waist.
― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Monday, 15 December 2008 23:31 (fifteen years ago) link
i gotta admit this is super super cute
http://iamnoisy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/lindsay-lohan-hot-and-sexy-bikini-picture-1.jpg
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 18 December 2008 03:21 (fifteen years ago) link
she looks halfway healthy again, I see
― Millsner, Thursday, 18 December 2008 03:32 (fifteen years ago) link
haha - big hoos reports that the photo is from october :/
― robschneiderMk2 (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 18 December 2008 03:33 (fifteen years ago) link
she is the prettiest girl <33
― modernism, Thursday, 18 December 2008 08:16 (fifteen years ago) link
<33
HMM
― the higgs bosun (gabbneb), Thursday, 18 December 2008 08:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Rachel Maddow looking good
― the higgs bosun (gabbneb), Thursday, 18 December 2008 08:18 (fifteen years ago) link
haha gabb i immediately thought of maddow too
― robschneiderMk2 (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 18 December 2008 08:21 (fifteen years ago) link
would pay $ for maddow/lohan relationship
― Every Day Jimmy Mod Is Hustlin' (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 19 December 2008 07:12 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm not even gonna go into how disappointed I am in Sam for betraying the scenester trash aesthetic w/that shitty Delia's bikini, they look madd cute though!
― A B C, Friday, 19 December 2008 09:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Whoa, did somebody ramp up the size of that pic?
― Mark G, Friday, 19 December 2008 09:59 (fifteen years ago) link
You know for the first time in my adult life I have no concrete opinion on whether or not Lindsay's canz are fake
― A B C, Friday, 19 December 2008 10:04 (fifteen years ago) link
RIPhttp://www.tmz.com/2009/01/05/lindsay-and-sam-kaput
― jordan s (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 05:18 (fifteen years ago) link
they're still together, according to Perez
http://perezhilton.com/2009-01-05-lezlo-saman-still-together
― redmond, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 05:22 (fifteen years ago) link
64. RUMORS
little piece of TRUE information:
we did NOT break up!
access hollywood, extra, et, every tabloid, page six... AND every GOSSIP website. Get your stories straight please. It's really annoying to have all of your friends emailing you saying, i saw, i read, etc... NOT TRUE
:) xoxox Lindsay
Posted at 9:52PM on Jan 5th 2009 by Harvey Levin you suck
― choomette (sunny successor), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 05:22 (fifteen years ago) link
oh i took that from TMZ comments :(
― choomette (sunny successor), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 05:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Currently listening :RumorsBy Lindsay LohanRelease date: By 2005-01-11"
― this display name has the potential to be epically sexy (tehresa), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 05:24 (fifteen years ago) link
:)
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 06:23 (fifteen years ago) link
TMZ comments took it from her myspace:
http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/9474/picture14eg1.png
― modernism, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 08:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Don't we all hate it when that happens?
― Every Day Jimmy Mod Is Hustlin' (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 14:15 (fifteen years ago) link
lilo :D
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 14:18 (fifteen years ago) link
monster mandaaÂź hot ready and legal
― jihadÂŻ\ăĄ/ÂŻ (ice cr?m), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 14:28 (fifteen years ago) link
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/2/s_7e2888fd525940ef834fe87e7e81a400.jpg
Repeat commenter on her blog post.
― Eazy, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 15:22 (fifteen years ago) link
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/993/slide_993_16509_large.jpg
― obi don quixote (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link
i know. major ewww
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 22:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh my god, how many young women will adopt MACROCEPHALY to look like this?
― i'm shy (Abbott), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 22:03 (fifteen years ago) link
i be like... damn
― obi don quixote (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 22:04 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^^^^^
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 23:07 (fifteen years ago) link
are we sure that's not a 'shop? cuz like the dimensions and perspective of her head vs. body looks mad MC esher to me.
― Yo, I just copped dat brand new Manity Kane cd. (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 23:13 (fifteen years ago) link
It's not a shop.
― JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 23:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, def not a shop. There are no pixels.
― Win A Car From Suicidal Tendencies! (jeff), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 23:46 (fifteen years ago) link
I suppose it's a cliched thing to say but whenever I see this thread revived, I wonder if the last post is "R.I.P."
― Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 23:57 (fifteen years ago) link
hot, grisly and legal
― contenderizer, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 02:28 (fifteen years ago) link
cold, deadly and lethal
― Pancakes Hackman, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 02:28 (fifteen years ago) link
warm, barely, and coked the fuck ou
― contenderizer, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 02:30 (fifteen years ago) link
t
bloodshot, pasty and leaking
― Millsner, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 02:33 (fifteen years ago) link
barly cokd the fu uh
― JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 04:09 (fifteen years ago) link
eww, skanky.would only be her friend for drugs and money.
― not_goodwin, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 04:12 (fifteen years ago) link
what the fuck yo
― autogoblin (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 04:35 (fifteen years ago) link
that thing looks all heroin-y
― autogoblin (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 04:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Series of portraits by Hedi Slimane: http://www.hedislimane.com/fashiondiary/
― baaderonixx, Friday, 27 February 2009 08:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Never has the Frankie Muniz with tits and a wig thing been more right.
― Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 27 February 2009 09:06 (fifteen years ago) link
she looks good in those portraits.
― quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Friday, 27 February 2009 15:16 (fifteen years ago) link
she looks sickly and kinda nasty imo
― Surmounter, Friday, 27 February 2009 15:20 (fifteen years ago) link
:(
really?? i also like the emphasis on freckles.
― quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Friday, 27 February 2009 15:32 (fifteen years ago) link
ugh not a fan at all. if anything at this point in career she needs a spread to make her look healthy and vivacious, not black, white, starving and pseudosexy.
― Surmounter, Friday, 27 February 2009 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link
she looks like a junky. And she's got that V of muscle leading down to her coochie that is kinda dudeish.
― Bone Thugs-N-Harmony ft Phil Collins (jim), Friday, 27 February 2009 15:37 (fifteen years ago) link
dudeish/junkyish
― Surmounter, Friday, 27 February 2009 15:46 (fifteen years ago) link
â Surmounter, Friday, February 27, 2009 10:33 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
how about she actually BECOME healthy and vivacious, and then worry about the career
― Mr. Debonair Touch Himself (some dude), Friday, 27 February 2009 15:51 (fifteen years ago) link
that'd be cool
― Surmounter, Friday, 27 February 2009 15:52 (fifteen years ago) link
― Mr. Debonair Touch Himself (some dude), Friday, 27 February 2009 15:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Focusing on the freckles in b&w portraits of her when she's that skinny just makes her look like she has advanced skin lesions as a result of an infection following AIDs, frankly. It is not nice. In Mean Girls she was the hottest, cutest girl ever in the world. Please to be putting weight on and not being insane, LL.
― Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 27 February 2009 16:00 (fifteen years ago) link
plus she had a rack.
― Bone Thugs-N-Harmony ft Phil Collins (jim), Friday, 27 February 2009 16:01 (fifteen years ago) link
she looks sick horsey face skinny in that event photo elmo posted above but she doesn't look any skinnier than any other actress/celeb in these portrait shots to me. i cant see ribs poking out, no horse face, there's muscle definition in her arms. looks pretty normal to me.
― quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Friday, 27 February 2009 16:06 (fifteen years ago) link
her skin always looks so unhealthy, she looks way older than her years. smoking & drugs don't help. redheads need to stay out of the sun otherwise leathery/cancer-y skin in yr future.
― velko, Friday, 27 February 2009 16:30 (fifteen years ago) link
she looks lovely in those photos, though yeah frankie muniz lolz & borderline scary skinny. not deathly though. and the freckle emphasis is cool. still a beautiful girl.
(regret my snide misogyny upthread, esp given what followed)
― That's not just me saying that, that's the Pentagon. (contenderizer), Friday, 27 February 2009 16:31 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i39.tinypic.com/14wrp21.pnghttp://www.scrapbookpages.com/AnneFrank/AnneFrankPhotos/AnneFrank.jpg
― s1ocki kong country (cankles), Friday, 27 February 2009 17:15 (fifteen years ago) link
http://s5.tinypic.com/rmpjja.jpg
sad she had to ruin such a hot dress.
― Surmounter, Friday, 27 February 2009 17:17 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah, ^^ THAT's freakish. no argument. but everyone's allowed to look weird in a picture every now and then. especially folks who have thousands taken every year.
― That's not just me saying that, that's the Pentagon. (contenderizer), Friday, 27 February 2009 17:17 (fifteen years ago) link
her build looks really word in most pictures i've seen taken of her as of late.
it's just, not that hard to eat.
― Surmounter, Friday, 27 February 2009 17:21 (fifteen years ago) link
really *weird
still WS tho dont get it twisted
― s1ocki kong country (cankles), Friday, 27 February 2009 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link
She wasn't starving 4 days ago http://img258.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc211â=61653_Lindsay_Lohan_2009-02-23_-_arrives_at_home_122_211lo.jpg
― StanM, Friday, 27 February 2009 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link
(not [ img ] ing since it's high res, like 8 million x 12 million pixels or something)(and yeah, "arrives at her house" = from one of those sick paparazzi who live in a tent outside her house or something?)
― StanM, Friday, 27 February 2009 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link
â
― s1ocki kong country (cankles), Friday, 27 February 2009 17:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Doesn't work. Some weird character action going on.
― Millsner, Friday, 27 February 2009 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link
sorry (here's the full series of really quite unremarkable pix, but celeb forums like this one seem to collect this sh*t)
http://www.celebutopia.net/forum/showthread.php/lindsay-lohan-arrives-her-house-february-23rd-x-106715.html
― StanM, Friday, 27 February 2009 17:33 (fifteen years ago) link
girl has gone all "faces of meth" and i have given up hope for her
― obi don quixote (elmo argonaut), Friday, 27 February 2009 17:37 (fifteen years ago) link
xp - well, yeah, she looks a lot better in clothes, smiling
― Surmounter, Friday, 27 February 2009 17:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Linday Lohan: "Sickly, Emaciated, and Tore Up!"
― mayor jingleberries, Friday, 27 February 2009 18:52 (fifteen years ago) link
she just looks skinny.
she's still beautiful.
yall retarded
― the styles are a lie (roxymuzak), Friday, 27 February 2009 23:22 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.glamour.com/magazine/2009/03/american-icons?slide=9
― mas how i break it down tuo an extent (goole), Monday, 9 March 2009 16:50 (fifteen years ago) link
i have opinons about lindsay lohan's body
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 9 March 2009 16:52 (fifteen years ago) link
and i reserve the right to change what they are
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 9 March 2009 16:53 (fifteen years ago) link
challohanops
― Diddyocracy (some dude), Monday, 9 March 2009 16:58 (fifteen years ago) link
who the hell is the person in the "house" series?
― baaderonixx, Monday, 9 March 2009 16:59 (fifteen years ago) link
i would like to be as annoyed or dismissive of lohan's madonna homage as i was of her marilyn monroe homage, but i really can't when the same gallery offers such horrors as "Camilla Belle as Mary Tyler Moore" and "Alicia Keys as First Lady Michelle Obama"
― Diddyocracy (some dude), Monday, 9 March 2009 17:07 (fifteen years ago) link
it's just kind of stupid, it's like why set her up for that? she doesn't even REMIND anyone of madonna.
― Surmounter, Monday, 9 March 2009 17:08 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20090224/Lindsay%20Lohan%20Hedi%20Slimane%20Shoot/t/ll1thumb.jpg
― H3LP, Monday, 9 March 2009 17:09 (fifteen years ago) link
ewwwwwwww
― Surmounter, Monday, 9 March 2009 17:09 (fifteen years ago) link
that entire Glamour pictorial is a seething ball of wtf
― Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Monday, 9 March 2009 17:11 (fifteen years ago) link
to be fair to the editorial department all the guys who drooled over natalie portman when she looked like a young boy ought to be all over this too
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 9 March 2009 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link
"Alexis Blediel as Rosie the Riveter!" uh waht
― Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Monday, 9 March 2009 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link
guys the thing is that hedi slimane sucks
― lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 9 March 2009 17:30 (fifteen years ago) link
it's really weird to judge whether or not lindsay lohan is still attractive on the work of a professional photographer who uses spot color ffs
― lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 9 March 2009 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedi_Slimane : He does not drink, smoke or do drugs[citation needed].
― StanM, Monday, 9 March 2009 17:37 (fifteen years ago) link
lmao that gallery is a trip, elisha cuthbert as the soccer broad is great
― boner state university (cankles), Monday, 9 March 2009 17:42 (fifteen years ago) link
that whole gallery on the hedi slimane page makes me mad, sorry. it's like the gayest flickr gallery except occasinally the person is famous and yr like omg gross
― lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 9 March 2009 17:46 (fifteen years ago) link
the women of woodstock one is so doofy
― s1ocki, Monday, 9 March 2009 17:47 (fifteen years ago) link
i have to admit i do like the pics, although i dont find them one bit sexy. isnt the photographer renowned for using emaciated models?
― the tip of the tongue taking a trip tralalala (stevienixed), Monday, 9 March 2009 18:29 (fifteen years ago) link
that some niche.
― H3LP, Monday, 9 March 2009 18:32 (fifteen years ago) link
All of those pics make me feel really ill. It's horrible.
― Not the real Village People, Monday, 9 March 2009 21:39 (fifteen years ago) link
An arrest warrant has been issued for actress Lindsay Lohan, police say.
― Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 14 March 2009 18:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Judge squished this, I think?
― I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Thursday, 19 March 2009 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link
would squish
― The Prices are .......... VERY AFFORDABLE!!! (omar little), Thursday, 19 March 2009 01:14 (fifteen years ago) link
For a dollar?
― StanM, Thursday, 19 March 2009 03:48 (fifteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Monday, 23 March 2009 05:49 (fifteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Monday, 23 March 2009 05:51 (fifteen years ago) link
― 20 HOOS poppin steens on kawasakis (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 23 March 2009 06:26 (fifteen years ago) link
kandy kolored desperation
― the tip of the tongue taking a trip tralalala (stevienixed), Monday, 23 March 2009 10:29 (fifteen years ago) link
wait..what is she doing for Narnia?
― liveblogging 'before i self-destruct' from the moon (some dude), Monday, 23 March 2009 13:19 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g192/rrawn/lindsayredhair.jpg
― Surmounter, Friday, 10 April 2009 10:28 (fourteen years ago) link
back to basics baby
(breakup hair?)
― Surmounter, Friday, 10 April 2009 10:29 (fourteen years ago) link
very lustrous
― CHOIRS OF TUPPENCE (roxymuzak), Sunday, 12 April 2009 06:45 (fourteen years ago) link
classic
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 12 April 2009 07:46 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0d646e2edb/lindsay-lohan-s-eharmony-profile
― StanM, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link
that doesn't suck or anything but tbh it's not as funny as paris's election one :/
loving the back-2-old hair though
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link
ugh about time right??
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link
whoa eharmony thing is hilar
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 01:26 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm really having a hard time believing how good she looks with that hair
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 01:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Except she's looking quite lined for 22 - forehead and vertical lines between the eyebrows.
― Bob Six, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 07:33 (fourteen years ago) link
<3 <3 <3
― baaderonixx, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 07:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Around 00:39 on that eharmony thing she looks about 40 years old.
― Bob Six, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 07:35 (fourteen years ago) link
it's not the years its the mileage
...of coke
― Young Wayne Newton (latebloomer), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 07:53 (fourteen years ago) link
a) somehow 4 copies of that started playing, all of them staggered by like .74 seconds, and i thought i was having an acid flashback
b) i lol'd genuine at "or on the cover of US Weekly because 'I'm So Alone'"
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 07:58 (fourteen years ago) link
she's going all corey haim on us. luckily she has lots of hair so she can do multiple offers on ebay.
― the tip of the tongue taking a trip tralalala (stevienixed), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 09:11 (fourteen years ago) link
HOOS: former acidhead!
― fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 16:16 (fourteen years ago) link
He is?
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Either that or his flashbacks are FIGURATIVE, and who's expect figurative language from a creative writing major? I am betting our pal spent SO many afternoons in a Dodge Dart in the Texas desert being like 'dude.'
― fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link
HOOS I think I am going to refer to you as 'our pal' from now on.
― fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link
'our pal HOOS' or just 'our pal'
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link
our pal
― fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 16:53 (fourteen years ago) link
afternoons? From one former acidhead to the future generations - take it around 8 or 9 pm and stay up all night! Much more fun/less concerned parents/people on the street looking at you in a worried fashion
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link
our pal utendi
― tehresa, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 17:40 (fourteen years ago) link
aw
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Friday, 17 April 2009 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i39.tinypic.com/24wwp79.jpg
― StanM, Sunday, 26 April 2009 11:56 (fourteen years ago) link
stan why would you do that
― one thousand BIG HOOS raging and pounding (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 26 April 2009 15:03 (fourteen years ago) link
good job stan
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 26 April 2009 15:10 (fourteen years ago) link
I only found it, I'm assuming this is an original and all the other pictures we've ever seen of her are photoshops.
― StanM, Sunday, 26 April 2009 15:37 (fourteen years ago) link
wishing tinypic werent blocked at work
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 26 April 2009 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link
â one thousand BIG HOOS raging and pounding (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, April 26, 2009 5:03 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Sunday, 26 April 2009 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link
lohan with hairy chest roxy, you're lucky it's blocked, it's in my mind forever now :(
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 26 April 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link
ty
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 26 April 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link
and nty
thanking u Stan, that is too awesome
― WmC, Sunday, 26 April 2009 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link
i kind of wish stanm would just quit it. not here specifically, though that's as gross a thing to post as louis' infamous jesus fucking christ, more...everywhere. generally. sick of feeling that creeping anticipation of un-lols whenever i click on news/celebrity threads :(
― lex pretend, Sunday, 26 April 2009 23:57 (fourteen years ago) link
sorry that was mean and the type of thing i usually try not to type :( oh well
― lex pretend, Sunday, 26 April 2009 23:59 (fourteen years ago) link
i never knew you were into lols
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Monday, 27 April 2009 00:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Ok, sorry. Xxpost.
― StanM, Monday, 27 April 2009 03:59 (fourteen years ago) link
â tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Monday, April 27, 2009 2:03 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
seriously. has the lex ever, ever made anyone in this bitch lol? (intentionally i mean.)
― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 27 April 2009 08:30 (fourteen years ago) link
This thread was a serious analysis of the shifting cultural, political and social mores of early 21st century globalism until Stan posted that.
― Bop Dylan (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 27 April 2009 08:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Xpost: Come on, there's no need for that.
I never thought about how one man's lols are another one's annoyed unlols and I try to take care of that from now on. (Descriptive link instead of a live image, for instance, or a dedicated wtf thread or something.)
― StanM, Monday, 27 April 2009 09:07 (fourteen years ago) link
(Will take care)
― StanM, Monday, 27 April 2009 09:09 (fourteen years ago) link
it's really weird and hilarious to me that lex actually fears annoyed unlols and yet posts in the style he does
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Monday, 27 April 2009 09:15 (fourteen years ago) link
― baaderonixx, Monday, 27 April 2009 09:32 (fourteen years ago) link
stan, dude, where the fuck did you find that? awesome.
― the tip of the tongue taking a trip tralalala (stevienixed), Monday, 27 April 2009 18:27 (fourteen years ago) link
this is the most amazing photo EVER. her awful bathing suit. those shorts. her friend w/the rasta cap. AND DUDE WITH A PARROT ON HIS SHOULDER!!
http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/1259/lindsaylohansurfmaui9bi.jpg
― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 30 April 2009 15:45 (fourteen years ago) link
that outfit is fucking amazing
― Surmounter, Thursday, 30 April 2009 15:47 (fourteen years ago) link
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 30 April 2009 15:47 (fourteen years ago) link
i like the narrative of the parrot guy carrying a camera, coming from the direction of ritz camera in the background
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 30 April 2009 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link
ur right jax, this photo needs to be on display somwhere def
― Surmounter, Thursday, 30 April 2009 15:49 (fourteen years ago) link
i start laughing every time i look at it
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 30 April 2009 15:50 (fourteen years ago) link
it looks like a miracle snl skit that just came together on its own
― Surmounter, Thursday, 30 April 2009 15:51 (fourteen years ago) link
yall think that shit is funny u gotta find those photos of spencer and heidi hooneymooning in mexico with their masks on
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link
OMG i just found THOSEEEEee
― Surmounter, Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link
hold up hold up
trustafarian too. you usually only spot them at festivals and world wraps.
― brotherlovesdub, Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g192/rrawn/heidi.jpg
― Surmounter, Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link
no fucking way
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link
^^ right now some enterprising pratt student is making a renaissance-style oil painting of that photo
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link
YES that is an insanely correct idea max
lol heidi's face
― Surmounter, Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link
heidi needs a bigger top half of her bikini
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Cannot wait to see the tan lines on their faces.
― naturally unfunny, though mechanically sound (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link
haha, Pratt student
― maciej recognizing trill, Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Can't stop lolling at LiLo's shorts with the pockets hanging out. They're just incredible.
― naturally unfunny, though mechanically sound (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link
otm
― Surmounter, Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Also, I like to think that that parrot flies ahead, scouts out photo ops, then comes back to tell dude about it. ">>squawk<< LiLo is in the parking lot! >>squawk<<!"
― naturally unfunny, though mechanically sound (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link
you guys have never seen shorts with the pockets hanging out? who are spencer and heidi?
― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:37 (fourteen years ago) link
lindsay looks like she's having fun
― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Kill her.
― But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:38 (fourteen years ago) link
For the bathing suit alone.
the guy behind her is pretty funny-looking, but that's LA for you
― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link
might want to look at that url again
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link
lindsaylohansurfmaui9bi.jpg
â loaded forbear (gabbneb), Thursday, April 30, 2009 12:37 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Forgot to change username to Fake Tuomas dude.
― naturally unfunny, though mechanically sound (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:41 (fourteen years ago) link
same thing
― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Srsly, though, it looks like she has two Quaker Instant Oatmeal packets sticking out of her shorts.
yum
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link
delicious and practical
she needs a little bling with the outfit tho. diamond earrings
― Surmounter, Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link
altho look if you look closely i think she's wearing little black star earrings
is she a bling kind of girl?
― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link
well i think she's resisting "fancy" jewelry for the time being but i think it's time
― Surmounter, Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link
everything about lindsay in that photo is so wrong yet so right
― I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:55 (fourteen years ago) link
does it make you mad that i've seen lots of shorts with pockets hanging out or don't know who spencer and heidi are?
― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link
Who said anything made me mad? Quite the opposite: The jaded "That's LA for you" + "Who are Spencer & Heidi" is pretty LOL-worthy.
― naturally unfunny, though mechanically sound (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 30 April 2009 17:00 (fourteen years ago) link
:) <3 keep the love
― Surmounter, Thursday, 30 April 2009 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link
it amazes me that anyone who doesnt watch the hills or the soup has even the vaguest idea who heidi and spencer are
― I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Thursday, 30 April 2009 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link
i know about speidi b/c i read gofugyourself
― lex pretend, Thursday, 30 April 2009 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link
to be fair they are all over the tabloids
― Surmounter, Thursday, 30 April 2009 17:02 (fourteen years ago) link
I thought it had something to do with this:
http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/ilovetowatch/images/heidi-spencer-halloween-02.jpg
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 30 April 2009 17:02 (fourteen years ago) link
if you go to LA, you have to also watch the hills?
― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Thursday, 30 April 2009 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link
omg look at all the love in her eyes
― Surmounter, Thursday, 30 April 2009 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link
or read celebrity websites?
huh
â lex pretend, Thursday, April 30, 2009 1:01 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
^^^this
― naturally unfunny, though mechanically sound (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 30 April 2009 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link
i dont even know what that is
i think the hills is for people who wished they lived in the HH ie me
― I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Thursday, 30 April 2009 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link
gofugyourself.com
i've never actually had a proper media encounter with speidi, though i guess pictures of them looking bad probably do constitute a "proper media encounter" for them
― lex pretend, Thursday, 30 April 2009 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link
â Mr. Que, Thursday, 30 April 2009 17:12 (1 hour ago) Bookmark
how does this ever make sense?
― not_goodwin, Thursday, 30 April 2009 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Heidi-Lohan
― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Thursday, 30 April 2009 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/3244/lindsayisgollum.jpg
― open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Thursday, 30 April 2009 18:01 (fourteen years ago) link
ok what is this lohan picture with the shorts and parrot everyone is talking about cause i cant see it at work
someone email it to me or something
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Saturday, 2 May 2009 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/Lohan_Harrelson_to_shoot_indie_come_05142009.html
― "the whale saw her" (gabbneb), Thursday, 14 May 2009 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link
<3 that they thought her house had been burgled but it was just really messy
― (b)admin (roxymuzak), Friday, 15 May 2009 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link
this is funny, cuz Juliana Hatfield just came out with a song about Lindsay Lohan, about how she's misunderstood, and just needs to shoot an "indie movie" to gain some respect
honestly, the song is pretty good. i will find it for you guys.
― Surmounter, Friday, 15 May 2009 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i43.tinypic.com/sg5wso.gif
― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Friday, 29 May 2009 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link
where do the underwears keep coming from
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 29 May 2009 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link
undearwear city
― the starring role in tostitos way (roxymuzak), Friday, 29 May 2009 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link
She's like a magician pulling scarves out of his sleeve.
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 29 May 2009 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link
hahahahah
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 29 May 2009 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link
even funnier when you know how that works
does it come from your underwears?
― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Friday, 29 May 2009 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link
magicians can be ladies
― s1ocki, Friday, 29 May 2009 22:40 (fourteen years ago) link
claro que si
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 29 May 2009 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link
i just got spam titled "HOT BOOBS OF LOHNA!"
― hot boobs of lohna (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:51 (fourteen years ago) link
LOHnaloh loh loh loh LOH na
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link
would fish with
― Reggiano Jackson (gabbneb), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link
i saw her at st. pancras train station yesterday, surrounded by popping flashbulbs and police officers
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 14:28 (fourteen years ago) link
pooping flashmobs claim another victim.
― I donated and I expect some sort of reward measured in virgins. (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 15:49 (fourteen years ago) link
she looks incredible here! : http://www.dlisted.com/node/32377/images/90604M3_LOHAN_B-GR_04.jpg
― surm, Friday, 5 June 2009 05:18 (fourteen years ago) link
these shoes! http://www.dlisted.com/node/32377/images/wenn2443496.jpg
― surm, Friday, 5 June 2009 05:19 (fourteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8102838.stm
Lindsay Lohan is reportedly "happy to co-operate" with police over ÂŁ250,000-worth of jewellery which went missing after a photo shoot in London.The necklace and diamond earrings were loaned to Elle magazine by fashion house Dior for the shoot on 6 June.They were reported missing two days after the shoot with the 22-year-old.Elle said it had no reason to believe she was "in any way responsible". Her spokeswoman told US website Radar she had "shot her cover story and left"."We haven't been contacted yet by anyone," Leslie Sloane-Zelnik said."Lindsay hopes they find the missing items."The shoot took place at Big Sky Studios, near King's Cross.A police spokesman said no arrests had been made."We had an allegation of theft made to us on 8 June and that is being investigated," he added."We want to speak to a number of people in connection with the inquiry."
The necklace and diamond earrings were loaned to Elle magazine by fashion house Dior for the shoot on 6 June.
They were reported missing two days after the shoot with the 22-year-old.
Elle said it had no reason to believe she was "in any way responsible". Her spokeswoman told US website Radar she had "shot her cover story and left".
"We haven't been contacted yet by anyone," Leslie Sloane-Zelnik said.
"Lindsay hopes they find the missing items."
The shoot took place at Big Sky Studios, near King's Cross.
A police spokesman said no arrests had been made.
"We had an allegation of theft made to us on 8 June and that is being investigated," he added.
"We want to speak to a number of people in connection with the inquiry."
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 13:16 (fourteen years ago) link
http://fleshbot.com/5314499/hustler-takes-on-lindsay-lohan-in-an-untrue-hollywood-story
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link
that gif is rather hypnotising
― whatever, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 21:17 (fourteen years ago) link
A ho is crazy. I give up. :\
― Batsman (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 06:08 (fourteen years ago) link
noble^
― gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 06:12 (fourteen years ago) link
guys i don't know why i did this but i watched labor pains the other day at like 2 am. waht.
― tehresa, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 06:23 (fourteen years ago) link
hahahahaha <3
― gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 06:35 (fourteen years ago) link
O noes, did Jimmy The Mod just stop awaiting the return of his beloved? :-(
― StanM, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 06:57 (fourteen years ago) link
It's hard to say what upset Lindsay Lohan more - that a Manhattan deli worker wouldn't surrender her phone or that he didn't know who she was.
The "Mean Girls" actress cursed out counterman Mohammed Hashan and called the cops when he dared to demand proof she was the owner of a left-behind BlackBerry, he said.
"I was just trying to be honest. Now I have police and trouble already," Hashan said Friday.
"Who is she? Is she a star? I'm no celebrity. I'm not nothing. I'm only a restaurant worker."
His brush with the high-strung starlet began when she popped into the Mott Corner Deli in Little Italy for a cup of ice and left without the phone.
Hashan, 37, sprinted after Lohan, and banged on the window of her cab.
"I said, 'Is this your phone?'" he recalled.
"She said, 'Yes.'
"I said, 'Give me proof because there were more customers. If this is your phone, you know the number. If it rings, I'll give it to you.'"
After Lohan made a failed grab for the phone, one of her pals tried to call. The phone didn't ring, and Hashan asked Lohan to look at security video with him.
She went nuts, he said.
"She said, 'I'm calling the police! I'm going to arrest you for not giving me my phone!'" he said.
Lohan pal Patrick Aufdenkamp dialed 911.
When cops rolled up, Hashan gave them the phone.
They unlocked it, saw a photo of Lohan, and gave it back to her, Hashan said.
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/08/21/2009-08-21_lindsay_lohan_goes_loco_in_little_italy_shop.html
― velko, Saturday, 22 August 2009 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link
Man, every time this thread gets revived, I worry that she has broken her hip.
― Shakim O'Collier (kingkongvsgodzilla), Saturday, 22 August 2009 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.thefablife.com/files/2009/08/lindsay-lohan-lips.jpg
― Batsman (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 23 August 2009 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link
oh no
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 23 August 2009 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Everything about her is gross.
― Hugh Manatee (WmC), Sunday, 23 August 2009 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link
she used to be so beautiful.
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 23 August 2009 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link
She's still ready and legal, I guess. Two out of three ain't that bad.
― StanM, Sunday, 23 August 2009 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/08/0821_lidnsay2_lohan_spl120570_001_splash_exc.jpg
― velko, Sunday, 23 August 2009 20:52 (fourteen years ago) link
you guys are crazy. she looks cute in that blonde photo.
― Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Monday, 24 August 2009 02:05 (fourteen years ago) link
i want that headband too
she looks collagened, but i think its an angle.
― in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Monday, 24 August 2009 03:14 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.blackbookmag.com/ee/images/uploads2/hotmess.jpg
― velko, Monday, 24 August 2009 03:17 (fourteen years ago) link
She looks twice her age in that one.
― Hugh Manatee (WmC), Monday, 24 August 2009 03:22 (fourteen years ago) link
wow that last one is gross
― can i ox (J0rdan S.), Monday, 24 August 2009 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Cinema+Society+Hugo+Boss+Screening+Inglourious+nIxzld-w1x-l.jpg
― velko, Monday, 24 August 2009 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link
http://ameliaearhart.worldhistoryblogs.com/files/2007/07/lindsay-lohan.jpghttp://www.blackbookmag.com/ee/images/uploads2/hotmess.jpghttp://img.dailymail.co.uk/img/pix/garland061101_450x400.jpg
― Hugh Manatee (WmC), Monday, 24 August 2009 03:30 (fourteen years ago) link
both of those are pretty bad
― Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Monday, 24 August 2009 03:33 (fourteen years ago) link
no
― in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Monday, 24 August 2009 03:34 (fourteen years ago) link
http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20080804/425.Spears.Parton.Lohan.080408.jpg
????
― velko, Monday, 24 August 2009 03:47 (fourteen years ago) link
I was watching the Soup this afternoon, and they put up a shot of Jon Gosselin and Christian Audgier, saying " I don't want to do a line with Jon Gosselin."
Flash to a shot of LiLo - "I WANNA DO A LINE WITH JON GOSSELIN!!!! I WANNA DO A LINE WITH JON GOSSELIN!!!"
Sad, but true.
― Adventures of Dog Boy and Frank Sobotka (B.L.A.M.), Monday, 24 August 2009 04:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Lohan pal Patrick Aufdenkamp dialed 911
So that's what he's for. Wasting police time.
― Ned Trifle II, Monday, 24 August 2009 08:45 (fourteen years ago) link
he looks like a real winner
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/53/91/patrick-aufdenkamp_472x354.0.0.0x0.432x324.jpeg
― can i ox (J0rdan S.), Monday, 24 August 2009 09:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Here they are together going to a hair salon party(?).http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2007/12/lindsay-patrick.jpgHe is doing his job well here, holding on tight to Lindsay's blackberry.
― Ned Trifle II, Monday, 24 August 2009 10:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Omg - I saw the unshaved face and what looked like an eyepatch and (xpost)
― StanM, Monday, 24 August 2009 10:11 (fourteen years ago) link
According to his website he's a stylist. Sure.
Everyone has bad pics of themselves. Give her a break. Only I don't see her aging that well. :-( All that fast living and loads of drugs won't be easy on her body. And brain.
Apparently she's going to be in some movie again. I wish she would get her act together. Or maybe she can do a Drew. hah
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 07:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Just what the world needs, another fucking stylist.
Doing a Drew would be ideal but she's already doing a boner-dyke Courtney.
― lacoste intolerant (suzy), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 07:28 (fourteen years ago) link
http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/assets_c/2009/09/wenn5349531-thumb-420x630.jpg
― Mario Brosephs (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 10 September 2009 17:49 (fourteen years ago) link
The doc marten/knee high panty hose combo is just so wrong.
― The ever dapper nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 10 September 2009 17:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, I think the last time I saw it was in a Geraldine Fibbers video about 10 years ago.
― Mario Brosephs (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 10 September 2009 17:57 (fourteen years ago) link
I really miss that look, but I miss it with a granny dress or something.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 10 September 2009 17:59 (fourteen years ago) link
might actually be her attempt at doing a Drew
― some dude, Thursday, 10 September 2009 18:45 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah i somehow doubt that
― Batsman (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 10 September 2009 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link
I didn't even notice anything below the waist. No complaints here.
― Squash weather (Eazy), Thursday, 10 September 2009 22:10 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i34.tinypic.com/ouw2kx.jpg
― StanM, Saturday, 3 October 2009 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link
She needs to accept that blonde hair DOES NOT SUIT HER FFS
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 3 October 2009 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link
23 years old is when it really starts to hit hard.
― Ned Trifle II, Saturday, 3 October 2009 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link
I think that she may only be "legal" now... :(
― Road Closed (SeekAltRoute), Saturday, 3 October 2009 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link
dude. xpost
― e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Saturday, 3 October 2009 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link
boobs blog entry btw
http://lindsaylohanblog-stuffvt.blogspot.com/2009/09/lindsay-lohan-breasts-crazy-stuff.html
nsfw
― e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Saturday, 3 October 2009 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link
lol advert for miley cyrus sextape
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 3 October 2009 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link
will she get a hot ready and legal rolling stone cover ?
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 3 October 2009 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link
"weird dent"
― Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Sunday, 4 October 2009 02:57 (fourteen years ago) link
don't understand why ppl are wasting their time on sideboob lohan photos ever since she did that marilyn shoot tbqh????
― ian, Sunday, 4 October 2009 03:00 (fourteen years ago) link
i mean
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 October 2009 03:01 (fourteen years ago) link
not to say more isn't better or anything!!!!
― ian, Sunday, 4 October 2009 03:03 (fourteen years ago) link
kathleen turner is NAGL for lohan
― Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 October 2009 03:04 (fourteen years ago) link
lohan has not been looking so hot for a while now iirc.
― ian, Sunday, 4 October 2009 03:05 (fourteen years ago) link
not so hot <-----> kathleen turner
dukes of hazzard sized gap there ^
― Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 October 2009 03:06 (fourteen years ago) link
has it really been only five years? :(
r.i.p.
― omar little, Sunday, 4 October 2009 03:06 (fourteen years ago) link
time flies :(
― ian, Sunday, 4 October 2009 03:07 (fourteen years ago) link
she coulda been a contender.
― omar little, Sunday, 4 October 2009 03:09 (fourteen years ago) link
I usually will end up watching Mean Girls on television if I happen to find it, and the last time it made me sad because of how she's ruined her life.
― The ever dapper nicolars (Nicole), Sunday, 4 October 2009 03:12 (fourteen years ago) link
O_o
― tehresa, Sunday, 4 October 2009 03:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Wearing exactly the same thing?
http://www.standaard.be/Assets/Images_Upload/2009/10/04/nb1004courtney.jpg.275.jpg
― StanM, Sunday, 4 October 2009 15:32 (fourteen years ago) link
One of Lilo's design's for Ungaro:
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0120a6125514970c-200wi
― The ever dapper nicolars (Nicole), Sunday, 4 October 2009 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link
<3
― StanM, Sunday, 4 October 2009 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/2972400/Judges-warning-for-Lindsay-Lohan
not looking good there
― access flap (omar little), Friday, 16 October 2009 23:50 (fourteen years ago) link
â Road Closed (SeekAltRoute), Saturday, October 3, 2009 9:11 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
^^^this is the sound of a thread's death knell
― do you want to be happier? (whatever), Friday, 16 October 2009 23:55 (fourteen years ago) link
pretty sure lindsay lohan is illegal in several states
― les rallizes gay nudes (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 17 October 2009 00:10 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/cms/2004/other/Homepage_-_Lindsay_Lohan_cover_story_top_artwork.6383941.jpghttp://i35.tinypic.com/6sazrn.jpg
I think this has run its course,
LOCK THREAD
― I got RIPPED in 4 weeks (Z S), Saturday, 17 October 2009 00:37 (fourteen years ago) link
I realize the original RS cover is heavily photoshopped, but add the same professional touch to the courtroom photo and you get this:
http://i36.tinypic.com/de5yle.jpg
it's over
― I got RIPPED in 4 weeks (Z S), Saturday, 17 October 2009 00:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Z S = truth
― do you want to be happier? (whatever), Saturday, 17 October 2009 08:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Saw a clip of what I think was Lindsey's father (who gave this thread its name) going on and on about how scarily horrible she looks, how hugging her scared him, etc., etc. Lord.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 17 October 2009 08:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Miss U, star of Mean Girls.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Saturday, 17 October 2009 11:34 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/GQU90.jpg
― sam500, Monday, 19 October 2009 07:40 (fourteen years ago) link
ILX is also looking very old.
― Mark G, Monday, 19 October 2009 08:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Hah, just kidding.
lmao @ sam's before/after
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 19 October 2009 12:35 (fourteen years ago) link
:-( @ Sam's photos
They should seriously use that shit for JUST SAY NO. Would have a huge impact on the choices of a generation.
― Adam Bruneau, Monday, 19 October 2009 15:10 (fourteen years ago) link
jesus.
― headroom (max) (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 19 October 2009 15:51 (fourteen years ago) link
i mean, it's like when god gives you a pair of boobs like that i believe it's your moral obligation to take care of them.
― headroom (max) (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 19 October 2009 16:47 (fourteen years ago) link
these two pictures are so sad. of course, maybe the second pic is unfair. I guess most pictures of her nowadays are kinda biased.still, looks like an awful mess she's making of her life.
― AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 19 October 2009 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Wow, she could star in Freaky Friday opposite her old (i.e. young-looking) self :(
― Paul in Santa Cruz, Monday, 19 October 2009 20:51 (fourteen years ago) link
â headroom (max) (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, October 19, 2009 5:47 PM
yes!
― surm, Monday, 19 October 2009 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link
anyone who said the "she's fat" stuff around mean girls should be given prison time
― surm, Monday, 19 October 2009 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link
i've never heard anyone say anything like that
― some dude, Monday, 19 October 2009 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link
i did
― Bobby Wo (max), Monday, 19 October 2009 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link
but i meant "phat"
yeah what gives, who the hell are you spending yr time with surm
― rad bandit (gbx), Monday, 19 October 2009 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Gay men?
― smashing aspirant (milo z), Monday, 19 October 2009 23:30 (fourteen years ago) link
and teenage girls. ONTD used to rip into her all the time for being so fat. :P
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 00:51 (fourteen years ago) link
we need to keep sayin things like this:
http://static.desktopnexus.com/wallpapers/7509-bigthumbnail.jpg
― ever dream some dude? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 00:57 (fourteen years ago) link
I keep hoping for a post-rehab yoga/health nut phase for LiLo, but we're running out of time here...
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 00:59 (fourteen years ago) link
'god'
― Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 05:37 (fourteen years ago) link
'moral'
― Mark G, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 07:18 (fourteen years ago) link
god's surgical skills are well documented.
― well pull down my pants and call me swamp thing (latebloomer), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 07:44 (fourteen years ago) link
"those have to be fake" is an even sketchier argument than "she's fat" tbh
― some dude, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 14:25 (fourteen years ago) link
â rad bandit (gbx), Monday, 19 October 2009 22:46 (Yesterday) Permalink
no. i heard girls say this shit about her.
― surm, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 14:49 (fourteen years ago) link
(no, not gay men, rather!)
― surm, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 14:51 (fourteen years ago) link
most implants don't shrink when u lose weight afaik
― headroom (max) (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link
http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/2009/10/lindsay_lofug_ii_return_of_the102009.html
Kind of looks like an albino w/jaundice here.
― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link
holy shit, that is terrifying
― the blackest thing ever seen (HI DERE), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link
this thread was started with such...hope.
― access flap (omar little), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't really understand people like LL or Nicole Kidman who dye their hair that pale blonde even though it's completely unflattering.
― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link
I wish Lindsay would quit it with the spray tan.â Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, July 28, 2004 3:37 PM
â Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, July 28, 2004 3:37 PM
Remember when this was the most damning thing someone could say about Lindsay Lohan?
― the blackest thing ever seen (HI DERE), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link
POLL: HOW MANY TIMES WILL I CLICK ON THIS THREAD TODAY?
â dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, July 28, 2004 1:41 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
So far, 8. I'm willing to bet that it will be somewhere around 47 or 48.
THOUSAND! HI-YO!
â dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, July 28, 2004 1:41 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark
^^ we can do this now
― cialis morissette (goole), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link
The media is just picking out the "right" (ugly) pics to prove she's *insert whatever bad thing*. I mean, shit, maybe the blonde hair doesn't suit her, but she's still extremely pretty. Still her career is in tatters. I'd love for her to be successful again. It's kinda sad seeing her (career) now. :-(
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah i mean, i like a lot of her fashion choices. but the weight/hair is clearly a reflection of self-image stupidity
― surm, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link
doesn't she know that red hair is dope? she was the chosen one~
― access flap (omar little), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Nathalie OTM, especially that fug blog. But still, entertainment.
9 pages, going back to 2005:
http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/lindsay_lohan/
― StanM, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link
It's kinda silly to "care" for her career/her cause she's probably some a self-obsessed cokehead. Still, I wish she'd get it togetehr again. *weeps* ;-)
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Two tricks to suddenly look a lot better: distraction and relativity.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/ndyackel/lindsaylohan041.jpg
― StanM, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link
when will ppl learn that a little innocence goes a long way
― surm, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link
it's like she's pressing her face to a mirror that shows what you will look like in thirty ten years' time ;_;
― access flap (omar little), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Gross and grosser!
― WmC, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Ten years might even be generous, they almost look like sisters in that picture.
― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 23:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah she won't live that long
― a legendary hwood cocksman iirc (some dude), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 23:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Why do white people do that to their lips? It NEVER looks right.
― Spinspin Sugah, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 03:02 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/Janice-MuppetsTV.png
― Adam Bruneau, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 04:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Donatella used to be very pretty (imo of course). But then she went all blonde and puffed up lips. :-(
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 07:13 (fourteen years ago) link
The Picture Mannequin of Dorian Gray Lindsay Lohan
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 09:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Seeing double?
With their leathery skin, puffed-up puckers and over-bleached locks, Lindsay Lohan and Donatella Versace could have passed for twin sisters at Monday night's Whitney Museum gala on the Upper East Side.
Too bad for Lohan, who, at 23, is 31 years younger than Versace.
The "Mean Girls" diva looks as if the only sleep she's been getting is in a tanning bed. And it seems she's been flexing the plastic -- surgery, that is!
"Her lips could have been plumped with a filler, her chin sticks out slightly more at the tip, which would result from filler or a small implant," said Dr. Robert Schwarcz, a Park Avenue cosmetic surgeon. "Her cheeks are fuller and rounder, either achieved by a filler injected or malar implants."
Among starlets, plumped-up lips are as common as capped teeth, but cheek implants?
"She may have had cheek augmentation," agreed Upper East Side dermatologic surgeon Dr. Ariel Ostad, "which isn't common for a 23-year-old."
― velko, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 09:46 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.dailypicayune.com/Menu/MainPages/Headlines1/AssetsHeadlines/iggypop-gal-fashionrocks.jpg
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 09:56 (fourteen years ago) link
Res of thread's not loading cos it's so damn huge and laden with images of Frankie Muniz, so I don't know if this has already been posted...
http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/wenn2621819_e__oPt.jpg
― Sickamous (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 12:12 (fourteen years ago) link
I will never understand the appeal of trout pout lips.
― Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 12:24 (fourteen years ago) link
I think if you pout, you tend to think it's sexy. Of course for the ones watching the trout pouts, it's hella funny
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 12:36 (fourteen years ago) link
I think people who get the collagen injectionsa are trying to get that Angelina Jolie look, but people who don't have naturally big lips end up looking odd.
― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 12:45 (fourteen years ago) link
I even find Jolie's lips too look odd.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 12:51 (fourteen years ago) link
AJ's lips are odd. I think that the appeal of big lips isn't their appearance, but their feel. I dunno - I don't go for them myself.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 12:58 (fourteen years ago) link
http://static.open.salon.com/files/mick-jagger1244593651.jpg
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 13:00 (fourteen years ago) link
He looks like 1/2 chihuahua, 1/2 duck.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 13:09 (fourteen years ago) link
i definitely did wonder about Lindsay's cheeks for a while there. all of a sudden she had these ridiculous cheekbones.
the stupidest thing about it is that THIS IS ALL AVOIDABLE
― surm, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 13:50 (fourteen years ago) link
There was nothing wrong with her looks that a cessation of drink, drugs and peroxide wouldn't fix.
― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 13:52 (fourteen years ago) link
honestly, if she got clean tomorrow and spent the next 2 years living healthy and growing her hair back out in its natural color, she'd look good but still probably nothing like she looked before all this. the damage has been done.
― some dude, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 14:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Boners permanently killed :-(
― chip dumstorf, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link
chip cumstopf
― velko, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Chip, how many did you have? :-(
― StanM, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 17:36 (fourteen years ago) link
LH-related boners over the years? I estimate about 12. That era is over now, sadly :-(
― well pull down my pants and call me swamp thing (latebloomer), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 17:47 (fourteen years ago) link
oh shit
cameron carr rip
― velko, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 17:48 (fourteen years ago) link
??
I'll just say that this thread has killed them 4-ever
― chip dumstorf, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 17:49 (fourteen years ago) link
goodbye cruel world
― chip dumstorf, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 17:51 (fourteen years ago) link
http://sadame.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/01seppuku.jpg
(see u on the other side lindsey)
― chip dumstorf, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 17:52 (fourteen years ago) link
lol @ ppl being like "why did she get plastic surgery" after 900 posts about how hideous you think she is
― e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Friday, 23 October 2009 02:10 (fourteen years ago) link
http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/dc9/kip%20winger.jpg
― Nicolars (Nicole), Friday, 23 October 2009 02:39 (fourteen years ago) link
lookin good
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/11/1107_lindsay_lohan_splash_spl137748_009.jpg
― oops i accidentally made it personal (surm), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 03:56 (fourteen years ago) link
Hmmmm....lol
http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2009/12/07/lindsay-lohan-nude-muse-kate-moss-photo-shoot/
Lindsay Lohan is back on a magazine cover!
The starlet appears on the cover of the January issue of Muse magazine in a racy Kate Moss/Johnny Depp inspired photo shoot, and Fox 411 has exclusive photos.
WARNING - NSFW PHOTOS: Lindsay Lohan's photo shoot for Muse magazine.
The photo feature, titled "Lindsay Lohan Exposed" was shot by photographer Yu Tsai.
âShe was playing the role of Kate Moss -- you're at a party and you are with a guy you really love and another girl," Tsai told Fox411.com. But he said the risque "plot" had nothing to do with titillation. "There was never a discussion about pushing the boundaries. She was totally comfortable with the nudity as long as it had artistic integrity. When you see her nipple, it just happened in the moment."
Lohan, 23, did the shoot in one day in mid-November with a male model and one of Madonnaâs backup dancers. The trio posed at Lindsayâs favorite hotel, the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles.
Click for more "Lindsay Lohan Exposed" photos at imeanwhat.com.
âThe three of them were very sensual and provocative, but Lindsay understands this piece was created not for any sensational value other than art," said Tsai. "She is stunning and radiates in the pictures. Lindsay is incredibly focused. It's raw, it's exposed, this is her at her best. She told me: 'I want to make this iconic.'â
One Lindsay pal tells Fox411 that the shoot is part of her long-range plan to earn back her credibility.
âLindsay loves the artistic, Hollywood stylized shots. She is willing to work hard to earn respect again so that she can go back to doing music and movies," says the source. "She hopes that this shoot and her role in [the upcoming film] 'Machete' can be the rebuilding blocks of her career.â
― Cunga, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:34 (fourteen years ago) link
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― what u think i steen for to push a crawfish? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link
Deep sigh and simultaneous rofl at one annmarie's comment there: "she needs to pull herself together and put some religion in her life"
― StanM, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link
My favorite of the bunch, the kind of scene that just might happen when you hole up at the Chateau Marmont with a male model and one of Madonnaâs backup dancers:
http://i46.tinypic.com/1413a5f.jpg
― Cunga, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:58 (fourteen years ago) link
god she is so
― max, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link
The rumors persist: Lindsay Lohan is broke. They won't go away until she actually gets a decent job and stops blowing money left and right. Further fueling the rumors that she's low on cash is her recent decision to sell off her pricey designer duds online.LiLo wannabes can now snag her clothes, which are being put up for sale on her family's website, Lohanhouse.com. Up for grabs right now are a pair of Stella McCartney black leather boots and jackets, jeans, hats and handbags. Prices start at a low $25.A good celebrity would just donate them to Goodwill or the Salvation Army. But not Lindsay.
LiLo wannabes can now snag her clothes, which are being put up for sale on her family's website, Lohanhouse.com. Up for grabs right now are a pair of Stella McCartney black leather boots and jackets, jeans, hats and handbags. Prices start at a low $25.
A good celebrity would just donate them to Goodwill or the Salvation Army. But not Lindsay.
(Via.)
PS: Stella McCartney makes leather boots? Isn't she a vegematarian like her dad?
― james cameron gargameled my boner for life (Pancakes Hackman), Monday, 14 December 2009 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link
They're probably fake leather if they're S McCartney.
― â ćœĄâ â ćœĄ (ENBB), Monday, 14 December 2009 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link
She should like totally get together with Tiger Woods.
― StanM, Monday, 14 December 2009 16:53 (fourteen years ago) link
and fight over the bill...
― Mark G, Monday, 14 December 2009 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link
The perspective in that picture is freaking me out. Has LiLo got a really long left arm?
― Not the real Village People, Monday, 14 December 2009 19:26 (fourteen years ago) link
And a rectangular left boob?
― StanM, Monday, 14 December 2009 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link
The accompanying video is very "Justify My Love."
― Action Orientation (Eazy), Monday, 14 December 2009 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link
http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/assets_c/2009/12/spl145786_002-thumb-420x889.jpg
She got fugged for the outfit, but she looks happy and healthy!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 17 December 2009 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link
that shoot is ugly. it's such a tried shtick. "ooh i know! sex, and people looking badass, and cracked out" = WOW WO WOWWWWWW!!!!
― Do you love me now? (surm), Thursday, 17 December 2009 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link
shut the fuck up already, nobody cares about dumb as nails celebutantes looking "fashion-forward" in a crack den. ::vom::
― Do you love me now? (surm), Thursday, 17 December 2009 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link
also like, why is this year the year of the "FIERCE GOTH LOOK" ? between beyonce, shakira, rihanna and this stupid ad, i don't know what i am more bored by
― Do you love me now? (surm), Thursday, 17 December 2009 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link
wow, she does look happy + healthy
― (â„_â„) (roxymuzak), Friday, 18 December 2009 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link
and tbh i lkike that dress, if not the way she has accessorized it
Bad kitty!
― I â„ facebook like you â„ cock (Michael White), Friday, 18 December 2009 23:12 (fourteen years ago) link
awww ll looks so gorgeous
― drinking coke in the kitchen with a kid that doesnt know his n (sunny successor), Monday, 21 December 2009 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link
i love her coloring there
― S.E., we runnin' this FAP shit (roxymuzak), Friday, 25 December 2009 23:22 (fourteen years ago) link
I get so mad that she dyes that pretty red hair
GET SO MAD, I TELL YOU
― homosexual II, Friday, 25 December 2009 23:32 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah.
― Do you love me now? (surm), Saturday, 26 December 2009 00:11 (fourteen years ago) link
otm x a billion
― kelis navidad (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 26 December 2009 01:29 (fourteen years ago) link
the blonde is fine but getting the right blonde is an eternal struggle for we bleachers
― drinking coke in the kitchen with a kid that doesnt know his n (sunny successor), Saturday, 26 December 2009 06:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Whenever I see this thread bumped I can't help but wonder "oh shit, is she dead?"
― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 26 December 2009 06:49 (fourteen years ago) link
I can't believe they are drawing on that guy with a marker that is some seriously depraved shit. This is truly babylon.
/jk
― Adam Bruneau, Saturday, 26 December 2009 17:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Jesus, that video has the most cigarettes I've seen in years. Whhat the fuck?
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Sunday, 27 December 2009 19:36 (fourteen years ago) link
i just think blonde looks so stupid on here
― Do you love me now? (surm), Sunday, 27 December 2009 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link
but not there!
― hear shart attack (latebloomer), Sunday, 27 December 2009 20:52 (fourteen years ago) link
tbh didn't mind black on her! i could stand to see that again
― Do you love me now? (surm), Sunday, 27 December 2009 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Just saw Bridge to Terabithia last night, and AnnaSophia Robb looked a hell of a lot like young Lindsay from way back when.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 28 December 2009 13:18 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1238746/Lindsay-Lohan-shows-bruised-battered-body-skimpy-swimsuit.html
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/12/27/article-1238746-07B4F142000005DC-540_224x611.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/12/27/article-1238746-07B4EDE4000005DC-462_233x364.jpg
― Bob Six, Monday, 28 December 2009 13:30 (fourteen years ago) link
OMG SHE HAS A BRUISE
― Do you love me now? (surm), Monday, 28 December 2009 16:38 (fourteen years ago) link
AND A CUT
i have a cut just like that on my arm! my friend's kitten did it.
― lex pretend, Monday, 28 December 2009 16:41 (fourteen years ago) link
look's like lilo been playin with some kitties
― Do you love me now? (surm), Monday, 28 December 2009 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link
of course only the Daily Mail would classify that Victorian garment as a "skimpy swimsuit"
― 12 inches of (snoball), Monday, 28 December 2009 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link
― Do you love me now? (surm), Monday, 28 December 2009 17:37 (fourteen years ago) link
OMG scars! No wonder her tights were ripped in that previous picture.
― StanM, Monday, 28 December 2009 17:39 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/lohan_such_baby_jVdQWABj9z0MgXzCv1Nh1O
~LOL~
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link
that is ridiculous
― we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link
tommyboy14
03/09/2010 4:55 AM
F'N Insane young woman she is..... Starving for attention little w ho re
― lmfao @ credulity (velko), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link
beanie
03/09/2010 12:50 PM
Please. There were 14 people in America who thought they were referring to Lindsey Lohan, and five of them were Lindsey Lohan.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link
this woman is truly a national treasure
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 March 2010 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link
when she dies there needs to be a mount lohanmore erected in hollywood that depicts her face at four different ages
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 March 2010 19:17 (fourteen years ago) link
she is truly all-American
― HervĂ© Grillechaise (WmC), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 19:18 (fourteen years ago) link
WOW
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 19:21 (fourteen years ago) link
btw obv the definitive report on this lohan/e-trade scandal is on videogum
http://videogum.com/153061/instant-classic-lindsay-lohan-is-suing-the-e-trade-baby/webjunk/viral-marketing/
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 March 2010 19:21 (fourteen years ago) link
hahahahahaha
i like the idea that they want "every single copy of the commercial." like, let's cut it out of the internet.
― by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link
srsly though this is sad she should get a job or something
id give her a job
despite it all
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link
http://twitpic.com/1b158m
― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 26 March 2010 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link
i guess that's world peace sorted, what now?
― not_goodwin, Friday, 26 March 2010 15:20 (fourteen years ago) link
Belly-button ring!
― can it compete with the wagon wheel (Eazy), Friday, 26 March 2010 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link
http://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_images/images/2010/03/spl166796_001_full.jpghttp://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_images/images/2010/03/spl166796_002_full.jpg
― velko, Saturday, 27 March 2010 19:34 (fourteen years ago) link
have to tell u though that she's been looking hot lately, she's doing something
― big (surm), Saturday, 27 March 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCxgGQ_WtkQ&feature=player_embedded#
― velko, Saturday, 27 March 2010 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link
awww
― big (surm), Saturday, 27 March 2010 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link
â big (surm), Saturday, 27 March 2010 19:35 (1 hour ago)
less coke, more food?
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 27 March 2010 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Are_there_any_vitamins_in_sperm
― StanM, Saturday, 27 March 2010 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
― Mr. Que, Monday, 29 March 2010 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link
lolol i know
hot outfit tho, that PURSE
― big (surm), Monday, 29 March 2010 19:18 (fourteen years ago) link
still love her
― billion holla baby (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 07:28 (thirteen years ago) link
you guys, i forgot how good "just my luck" is
― big (surm), Thursday, 1 April 2010 03:47 (thirteen years ago) link
ok seriously that's one of the worst movies i've ever seen even part of, what the hell
― batwing rightshit cartoonist (some dude), Thursday, 1 April 2010 06:46 (thirteen years ago) link
no it's actually really funny. it's entirely slapstick -- lindsay in these ridiculous situations, wiping out, getting hit in the face
it's SO GREAT like i was having trouble breathing
it's basically just her being a jackass the whole time
― big (surm), Thursday, 1 April 2010 07:00 (thirteen years ago) link
that's why her life is funny, don't really feel like it translate well to movies tho
― batwing rightshit cartoonist (some dude), Thursday, 1 April 2010 10:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Ha, this movie is mentioned in Greenberg -- one of the characters is watching it.
― jam master (jaymc), Thursday, 1 April 2010 13:22 (thirteen years ago) link
LOL I am just about to watch her 'documentary' on child trafficking in India on BBC 3. Apparently the Indian government is thinking of banning her from the country after some claim she made about rescuing something like 40 kids in a day.
― RubyNoir, Thursday, 1 April 2010 23:20 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00rvbtlI think this is a video link.
― RubyNoir, Thursday, 1 April 2010 23:23 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/18/lindsay-lohan-faces-ban-f_n_504770.html
― RubyNoir, Thursday, 1 April 2010 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/wenn2794039.jpg
― 2 guys 1 gag (surm), Saturday, 3 April 2010 04:34 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/wenn2794036.jpg
― 2 guys 1 gag (surm), Saturday, 3 April 2010 04:35 (thirteen years ago) link
loving this sort of leggings witch look
― 2 guys 1 gag (surm), Saturday, 3 April 2010 04:38 (thirteen years ago) link
This thread has righted itself back on to the path to greatness.
― Blue Sky Whine (SeekAltRoute), Saturday, 3 April 2010 06:18 (thirteen years ago) link
LOL yeah these are the first pics posted in a while where she doesn't look like a junkie falling down on her ass.
― Adam Bruneau, Saturday, 3 April 2010 07:07 (thirteen years ago) link
fucking beautiful
― 2 guys 1 gag (surm), Saturday, 3 April 2010 07:08 (thirteen years ago) link
is she just confused all the time now
― max, Saturday, 3 April 2010 12:21 (thirteen years ago) link
first pic "ahaaaaaaaaaaa"second pic "....................???"
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 3 April 2010 13:12 (thirteen years ago) link
x-post to the second post on this thread, but an acquaintance had the idea for a t-shirt:
"I fucked the Olsen twins before they were famous"
― Uncontrollable Purge (S-), Saturday, 3 April 2010 13:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Lindsay Lohan -- Dumped from Film
Lindsay Lohan was axed from a movie because she's not "bankable" -- this according a source connected with the production of the flick.
Lindsay was slated to star in "The Other Side," a movie about a grad student working on a deserted island.
David Michaels, the writer/director, tells TMZ, "Our team simply chose to move on from Lindsay and we'll soon be announcing a replacement."
But sources connected with the film tell us the people financing the film were skittish about relying on Lindsay.
The movie also stars Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi, Dave Matthews and Alanis Morissette.
And there's this twist ... at one point Brittany Murphy was attached to the movie.
Lindsay's rep had no comment.
― velko, Saturday, 24 April 2010 20:41 (thirteen years ago) link
She also was accused of stealing a Rolex, was rumored to be playing the actress who played in the Deep Throat pr0n movie in a forthcoming movie adaptation, was publicly accused by her father of something or other (endangering her sister, being on drugs, whatever) and accused him of being crazy. Nothing special, in short.
― StanM, Saturday, 24 April 2010 20:53 (thirteen years ago) link
slated to star in "The Other Side," a movie about a grad student
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.popeater.com/media/2009/12/tara-reid-alone-in-the-dark.jpg
― velko, Saturday, 24 April 2010 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link
I think she's bankable to some degree, the problem is she's not bondable.
― Spencer Chow, Saturday, 24 April 2010 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link
lol at this movie! sounds ridiculous
― la senora (surm), Saturday, 24 April 2010 21:29 (thirteen years ago) link
dave matthews and alanis morisette star in a movie about a grad school student on a dessert island
― la senora (surm), Saturday, 24 April 2010 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link
*desert
― la senora (surm), Saturday, 24 April 2010 21:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Alanis Morissette, more bankable in 2010 than Lindsay Lohan.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 25 April 2010 04:15 (thirteen years ago) link
fucked up imo
― billion holla baby (roxymuzak), Sunday, 25 April 2010 04:25 (thirteen years ago) link
Alanis held it down in a 30-second scene looking up Mary Louise Parker's vag on Weeds recently
― longer lasting, thicker electrons (sic), Sunday, 25 April 2010 06:58 (thirteen years ago) link
â Doctor Casino, Sunday, April 25, 2010 4:15 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
ironic, don't you think?
― Asstral Cheeks (latebloomer), Sunday, 25 April 2010 07:00 (thirteen years ago) link
BA-DUM TSSSHHH
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 25 April 2010 07:12 (thirteen years ago) link
someone's gotta be That Guy so it might as well be moi
― Asstral Cheeks (latebloomer), Sunday, 25 April 2010 07:55 (thirteen years ago) link
1p3 good attitude
― roxymuzak, Monday, 26 April 2010 04:14 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.tmz.com/2010/05/24/lindsay-lohan-court-dui-hearing-probation-violation-scram-drugs-alcohol/
Looking pretty happy about it tbh
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/05/24/0524-lilo-bn-court-01-credit.jpg
― StanM, Monday, 24 May 2010 16:35 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.viceland.com/blogs/en/files/2010/05/khanlindsay3.jpg
― django weingart (samosa gibreel), Monday, 24 May 2010 16:52 (thirteen years ago) link
Dude!
― ljagljana (kkvgz), Monday, 24 May 2010 17:00 (thirteen years ago) link
could you please not do that
― Have a slice of wine! (HI DERE), Monday, 24 May 2010 17:01 (thirteen years ago) link
jeez man
― i saw a necromancer at the buffalo wild wings in west st. paul (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 24 May 2010 17:03 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/05/lindsay-lohan-is-above-the-law-2/
― StanM, Monday, 24 May 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link
yikes i totally forgot about that post, sorry dudes at work 7 hours ago!
― django weingart (samosa gibreel), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:30 (thirteen years ago) link
it's a pic of Lindsay Lohan on VICE mag's site....what were you ppl expecting?
― Blancminaj (Spinspin Sugah), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link
It wasn't a link before, which is what ppl reacted to.
― StanM, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 05:46 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.tmz.com/2010/05/24/lindsay-lohan-court-dui-hearing-probation-violation-scram-drugs-alcohol_@_@_LOOK/
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:16 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g192/rrawn/lindsblondmay10.jpg
― i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link
http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2010427//560.ab.Lohan.Lindsay.Inferno.052710.jpg
― in my day we had to walk 10 miles in the snow for VU bootleg (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 28 May 2010 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Man, what is TMZ's problem with LiLo? The attacks just keep coming, day after day after day.
― StanM, Thursday, 3 June 2010 15:38 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah i'm so disappointed in TMZ
― unfinest states of america (some dude), Thursday, 3 June 2010 15:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Really wish there'd be some cosmic conjunction of the press leaving her alone and her getting on top of her shit.
― Otherwise you're kinda being comp-lit in his racism. (kkvgz), Thursday, 3 June 2010 15:43 (thirteen years ago) link
I used to say to our Amber (they bear a strong resemblance to each other), that she had to always be 'good' as she was way too noticeable and she'd never get away with anything.
I guess I was half right...
― Mark G, Thursday, 3 June 2010 15:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Dude, the first picture I saw you post of your daughters, I thought it was a picture of a young Lilo from the innocent days.
― Otherwise you're kinda being comp-lit in his racism. (kkvgz), Thursday, 3 June 2010 15:56 (thirteen years ago) link
Quite.
It's funny, she's become a role-model in the "how not to do it" category..
― Mark G, Thursday, 3 June 2010 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/100606A1_LOHAN_L_B-GR_11.jpg
― these bitches need to be put in their places (surm), Monday, 7 June 2010 23:44 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/spl185712_001.jpg
― these bitches need to be put in their places (surm), Monday, 7 June 2010 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Lindsay Lohan: "Ready!"
― i be like... ham (crĂŒt), Monday, 7 June 2010 23:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Back from the depths of hell.
― Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 00:27 (thirteen years ago) link
she looks pretty WS in the first pict; less so in #2.
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 00:31 (thirteen years ago) link
her pants make me sad
― the other is a black gay gentleman from Los Angeles (contenderizer), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link
dont you get it? the PANTS are the TOP
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 00:33 (thirteen years ago) link
She'd still be a 'would chill', though.
― textbook blows on the head (dowd), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link
i guess right before the movie awards she went fly-fishing in a river of milk
― punperson (latebloomer), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 00:35 (thirteen years ago) link
also, boobies.
http://www.radaronline.com/sites/default/files/photos/image_20100609/lindsay9000.jpg
― StanM, Thursday, 10 June 2010 19:21 (thirteen years ago) link
In the business, we know them as "tittays"
The sadly wanking over pathetic stars business
― postmodern infidel(ity) (mh), Friday, 11 June 2010 03:54 (thirteen years ago) link
her bod is actually kind of crazy these days. no longer too skinny.
― glowy and highlighted and blushy and bronzy (surm), Friday, 11 June 2010 03:56 (thirteen years ago) link
lindsay lohan's got a little elizabeth taylor in her face, a little ann margaret, and a whole lotta mess
― glowy and highlighted and blushy and bronzy (surm), Friday, 11 June 2010 03:57 (thirteen years ago) link
lol!
― goole, Friday, 11 June 2010 04:02 (thirteen years ago) link
LL's assistant quits because she couldn't deal with a sober Lohan
― Not the real Village People, Monday, 14 June 2010 03:23 (thirteen years ago) link
man her face looks fucked
― delanie griffith (s1ocki), Monday, 14 June 2010 05:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Lovin' the ankle bracelet in the black swimsuit pic.
― Roomful of Moogs (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 14 June 2010 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link
http://jezebel.com/5571979/lindsay-lohans-porn-star-movie-rough-sex-sad-sex-and-sex-with-a-dog
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 24 June 2010 20:23 (thirteen years ago) link
that is some url
― nuge spock (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 24 June 2010 20:23 (thirteen years ago) link
please take a moment to update my biopic thread with any relevant news information on INFERNO <3
Lindsay Lohan to play Linda Lovelace in upcoming biopic
― so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Thursday, 24 June 2010 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link
and lol that is some url
Wow. The script excerpts were stomach churning and sad. Poor Lindsey Lohan. Poor Linda Lovelace.
― kkvgz, Thursday, 24 June 2010 20:41 (thirteen years ago) link
Linda Lovelace did have a really interesting/emotional life. I recommend watching the docu "Inside Deep Throat" for more info.
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Thursday, 24 June 2010 20:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Really wish that writer/director Matthew Wilder was this dude:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28KobNbbI2s
PS: There is a dude playing a goddamned Chapman Stick in that video.
― Phil D., Thursday, 24 June 2010 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link
I do not think "more info" would be agreeable. :(
― kkvgz, Thursday, 24 June 2010 21:12 (thirteen years ago) link
The Jezebel post didn't include the part where in the 1980s LL becomes a megastar anti-porn crusader. That's the "more info" I meant. (LL = Linda Lovelace, not Lindsey Lohan, who reached the age of 4 in the 1980.)
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Thursday, 24 June 2010 22:43 (thirteen years ago) link
I think you meant 4 in 1990.
― he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 24 June 2010 22:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah that was supposed to read "age of four in the 1980s," which I guess still was too old.
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Thursday, 24 June 2010 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link
No big deal, I just read that and was like, "wait what, no way is she the same age as me!".
― he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 24 June 2010 22:52 (thirteen years ago) link
Lohan family abuses Carvel ice cream card
I think this is the silliest celebrity controversy I have ever read.
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Friday, 25 June 2010 01:32 (thirteen years ago) link
Fascinating. That the public is stupid enough to base their buying decisions on some celeb using the product, that companies are cynical enough to exploit this by giving away this kind of freebies (only valid when the actual celeb is present), that the Lohan mom used it instead of her daughters, that she got it back from the cops, that people commenting on the story actually go "never heard of your company before but now I'm going to buy your stuff" solely based on this. Social psychologists and public relations gurus could write dissertations and howto books about this one story alone.
― StanM, Friday, 25 June 2010 06:30 (thirteen years ago) link
Replace 'cynical' with 'smart' if you think it fits better btw. Equally valid imho.
― StanM, Friday, 25 June 2010 06:36 (thirteen years ago) link
"companies are stupid enough to think that the public are stupid enough"
It's like telesales in terms of sales vs tome/effort/money expended. In this case I can believe that they've sold less ice cream than they've given away free.
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Friday, 25 June 2010 07:28 (thirteen years ago) link
Has anyone actually seen any of the other 74 celebs having a Carvel(TM) ice cream in paparazzi pictures yet?
― StanM, Friday, 25 June 2010 07:31 (thirteen years ago) link
that she got it back from the cops
This is the bit that confuses me. Don't all these free promo cards have some legalese on the back that says "this card remains property of such'n'such company and can be rescinded at any time"?
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Friday, 25 June 2010 07:43 (thirteen years ago) link
This is from the back of my library card:
This card remains property of <a certain English> County Council and must be surrendered on request. This card is not transferable.
From the back of my bank card:
This card remains property of the Bank blah blahb lblah
A photocard for bus/rail travel:
Photocards remain the property of the issuing authority. Ticket checking staff have the right to retain any photocard or ticket.
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Friday, 25 June 2010 07:55 (thirteen years ago) link
She got it back (which is what she demanded) but she's not allowed to use it (which is what she didn't specify in her request to the police). (insert Nelson haha here)
― StanM, Friday, 25 June 2010 08:27 (thirteen years ago) link
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/06/27/0627-lindsay-lohan-splash-credit.jpg
― so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Sunday, 27 June 2010 20:29 (thirteen years ago) link
Is that from tmz? I really don't get their point anymore. Under that picture, they said she went to some party that was "anti-scram". It had nothing to do with that, it's tmz totally hating the shit out of her again. What should she do during her ankle bracelet weeks to shut them up, go to a convent and pray?
― StanM, Sunday, 27 June 2010 21:06 (thirteen years ago) link
I hope this is the scram she was protesting.
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Sunday, 27 June 2010 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link
what? they also said she looked great!
― so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Sunday, 27 June 2010 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link
― so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Sunday, 27 June 2010 21:20 (thirteen years ago) link
i actually feel like tmz is good about giving celebs some credit as compared with most of the other sites who just shit on everyone
― so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Sunday, 27 June 2010 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link
still mystified by StanM's ability to read TMZ every day AND be so surprised and disappointed in their less than scrupulous approach to celebrity journalism
― ~athdouspart (some dude), Sunday, 27 June 2010 21:51 (thirteen years ago) link
idk it's like when weekly world news said that bat boy was fighting al quaeda...that's when i knew they were full of it.
― LB (latebloomer), Monday, 28 June 2010 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link
Yes, because how could he have driven a mini cooper the week previous?
― postmodern infidel(ity) (mh), Monday, 28 June 2010 14:44 (thirteen years ago) link
:-) xxpost
Don't read it that often, only when I'm on the toilet for longer than usual and ILX is less exciting than usual. (cell phone browser)
― StanM, Monday, 28 June 2010 15:15 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/spl192064_009.jpg
― so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Friday, 2 July 2010 19:42 (thirteen years ago) link
: )
― caek, Friday, 2 July 2010 19:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Face Punch!
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 3 July 2010 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link
LOS ANGELES -- Actress Lindsay Lohan says she got an unwanted 24th birthday present from a Los Angeles waitress -- a punch in the face!
ugh
― j/k lol simmons (history mayne), Saturday, 3 July 2010 14:32 (thirteen years ago) link
love the obligatory "oh btw she's a cokehead if u didn't know" paragraphs at the end
― the last air bud (crĂŒt), Saturday, 3 July 2010 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link
n e ways
The club worker, Jasmine Waltz, has now spoken out to deny the allegations - branding Lohan a "train wreck".She tells Access Hollywood, "All I have to say is that disturbed little train wreck is delusional. I didn't hit her. But I'd like too."
She tells Access Hollywood, "All I have to say is that disturbed little train wreck is delusional. I didn't hit her. But I'd like too."
― j/k lol simmons (history mayne), Saturday, 3 July 2010 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link
"too" (sic - it's from an email)
http://ca.eonline.com/uberblog/b188838_parting_shot_waitress_who_allegedly.html
― StanM, Saturday, 3 July 2010 22:36 (thirteen years ago) link
So, today is when she gets her death penalty or something? I'm not really following what's going on, tbh.
― StanM, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 17:06 (thirteen years ago) link
lol sure you aren't
― frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 17:10 (thirteen years ago) link
^_^
― StanM, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 17:11 (thirteen years ago) link
she is at court now
― janice (surm), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 17:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Actress Lindsay Lohan sobs as judge orders her to serve 90 days in jail for missing alcohol counseling sessions.
― kkvgz, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:32 (thirteen years ago) link
Watching her beg her lawyer to ask for no scram bracelet for the next two weeks before she surrenders for jail was so crazy.
― Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link
im sure her sentence will be commuted once she serves 90 seconds in jail. full prisons ya know.
― mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 23:39 (thirteen years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l55teuiKlh1qzpwi0o1_500.png
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 23:42 (thirteen years ago) link
― frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 23:43 (thirteen years ago) link
or, more like hot, ready and ILLEGAL amirite
― frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 23:44 (thirteen years ago) link
i knew my FREE LINDSAY t-shirt would have its day again - a sound investment, that
― ÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙ (lex pretend), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 23:56 (thirteen years ago) link
Woah - where TMZ gonna go now for their material?
― Blue Sky Whine (SeekAltRoute), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 02:01 (thirteen years ago) link
the videos of this are crazy
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 02:05 (thirteen years ago) link
Not really the best move she could have made.
I probably shouldn't feel sorry for her but I do.
― ĂŽ_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 02:12 (thirteen years ago) link
can u smoke pot on the scram bracelet?
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link
â LB (latebloomer), Monday, 28 June 2010 14:41 (1 week ago)
overlooked lolz
― Cunga, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 03:34 (thirteen years ago) link
LiLo's secret message to everyone:http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2010/07/lindsayzoom.jpg
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 06:58 (thirteen years ago) link
she's amazing
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 07:06 (thirteen years ago) link
i know right?
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 07:07 (thirteen years ago) link
everything abt that photo
― good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 07:27 (thirteen years ago) link
is that real??!! if so then <3 u more than eva LL
― frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 08:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Jail? Shouldn't she be in a place where there's no drugs instead?
― StanM, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 08:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Wait, I've got it! Alcohol too, right? Send her to a Columbian brewery!
― StanM, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 08:26 (thirteen years ago) link
thats definitely real, unless a getty photo editor is REALLY good with photoshop and has a vendetta
― max, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 08:34 (thirteen years ago) link
not to uh be that guy but feel free to send this to all ur friends
http://gawker.com/5581010/did-lindsay-lohan-write-fck-u-on-her-fingernail-for-her-probation-hearing
― max, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 08:35 (thirteen years ago) link
"can u smoke pot on the scram bracelet?"
sure, but i bet the random drug tests would turn out pos right?
i really feel pity for her. but then fuck it, she had the golden ticket and rolled it up smoking weed with it. it's gone now.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 13:52 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't feel sorry for her at all. Choices have consequences; if you don't want to deal with the consequences, don't make the choice. Besides, perhaps now she's hit rock bottom and will make some positive steps towards reclaiming her life and her career.
Paris Hilton was IMMENSELY more tolerable after she went to jail. I hope the same thing happens to Linsday.
― emo WINNER! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 14:10 (thirteen years ago) link
lohan >>>>>>> hilton, for any number of reasons, not least of which is not coming from privilege or even a partic. nice family, but also taking into account classic FU attitude and intelligence tbh.
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 14:13 (thirteen years ago) link
totally hotter too
― frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link
and readier and more legal
paris has been immensely more BORING since she came out of jail more like :(
― ÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙ (lex pretend), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link
More tolerable maybe, but mainly because the media/press ignored her and even mocked her. And like Lex said, she's fucking boring now.
Of course I do jest when I say I feel sorry for her. But then she is/was so young. Who wouldn't be lured by drugs, drinking, fastliving and whatnot? (Probably me, but then I am way too boring.) Thing is, she'll never get back on top. Who did it before her? Drew Barrymore, yes, but most don't recover from this.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 14:16 (thirteen years ago) link
oh yes that famous lohan intelligence
― Davey Mo Coulier (some dude), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 14:16 (thirteen years ago) link
um I wanted someone to burn Paris Hilton at the stake for years for being an empty-headed racist bitch, so that comment was not meant to imply that Paris is somehow more appealing than Lindsay
something that is undeniable is that Paris currently has her shit together and Lindsay does not and my point can be boiled down as follows: if a loathesome hosebeast like Paris Hilton can be rehabilitated into acting like an actual human being, Lindsay Lohan certainly can
― emo WINNER! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 14:17 (thirteen years ago) link
But then she is/was so young. Who wouldn't be lured by drugs, drinking, fastliving and whatnot?
all things within excess imo, most young people do this anyway?
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 14:17 (thirteen years ago) link
& xp to dan, i suppose
relative to hilton, yeah sure, why not?
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 14:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Thing is, she'll never get back on top
you think so? every time i see a story like this i think about putting money on lohan winning an oscar within 10 years. even now i sense a residual sympathy for her, people really wanting her to get her shit together. the narrative is more "she's squandering her talent" than "she never had any talent".
― ÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙ (lex pretend), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 14:21 (thirteen years ago) link
I feel sorry for LL to the extent that I feel sorry for anyone who wasn't raised very well and then runs face-first into laws and societal mores in young adulthood. Some people learn from it, some don't, none of them should get free passes or "oh that Lindsey, she's really keepin' it real," but the parent(s) deserve their own special punch in the face as much as the kids.
lol at the idea of LL having displayed any intelligence. When did this happen?
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 14:21 (thirteen years ago) link
afaict she's picked exactly one good script her whole career and has never made a wise life choice with anything more significant than a lunch order, and appears to be barely literate whenever posting anything on the internet. Paris is still impenetrable enough as a public figure that there's at least a shadow of a doubt that she might be kind of smart.
― Davey Mo Coulier (some dude), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 14:21 (thirteen years ago) link
i still wonder what lindsay thinks the word "adequate" actually means
― ÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙ (lex pretend), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link
afaict she's picked exactly one good script her whole career
this is true, but the "she used to be a super-promising talent" is pretty ingrained into the media narrative at this point
― ÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙ (lex pretend), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 14:23 (thirteen years ago) link
death by fire to media narratives
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 14:25 (thirteen years ago) link
don't really care if she's 'intelligent' tbh. 'intelligent' actors tend to be gd idiots imo. sean penn, john cusack, these are the kinds of actor that get called intelligent.
― frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 14:25 (thirteen years ago) link
All she has to do is sober up for a few weeks & get someone to cast her in some awards-bait indie flick & the world will welcome her back with open arms. She's all of 24 - her career is far from over.
― death kebab of DEATH (Pillbox), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 14:25 (thirteen years ago) link
lol no one thinks Sean Penn is intelligent, including Sean Penn
― emo WINNER! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 14:27 (thirteen years ago) link
ppl publish long articles by the guy about chavez and whatnot... i dunno, that suggests to me someone thinks he has something worth saying to say
― frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link
It suggests to me that the editor thinks there will be page hits and/or newsstand sales, and nothing more.
― THIS BOOK EQUAL CONJOB (suzy), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 14:32 (thirteen years ago) link
guys let's not nitpick -- point is Sean Penn is a good example of a 'serious' actor who wins awards, gets to direct, and is allowed to speak out on behalf of 'issues,' no matter how dense he comes off to any reasonable person
― Davey Mo Coulier (some dude), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 14:38 (thirteen years ago) link
All she has to do is sober up for a few weeks & get someone to cast her in some awards-bait indie flick & the world will welcome her back with open arms. She's all of 24 - her career is far from over
For Hollywood I doubt this is the case. She's tainted far too much. Honestly, I think it is over for her. And let's not forget her kookoo family that follows her everywhere. Good lord.
But I hope (for her) I am wrong.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 14:42 (thirteen years ago) link
hollywood is pretty sexist, but loads of fuck-ups have come back
robert downey jr is one of the biggest stars around right now
― frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link
I fear Nathalie may be right.
― Grand amiral de la marine des licornes (Michael White), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Someone who cleans up, yes. Someone who cleans up, but still has their horrible sponging family and friends hanging around, no.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't see her cleaning up all that fast, either; she's spoiled, self-entitled and will probably become bitter and increasingly so, long before she cleans up.
― Grand amiral de la marine des licornes (Michael White), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:11 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't know her that well. but i would imagine that one or two spoiled and self-entitled people have gone far in hollywood.
― frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:11 (thirteen years ago) link
she didn't exactly have Downey's career before
― Davey Mo Coulier (some dude), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link
like she could definitely have a rebound eventually but realistically it'll be as like 3rd billed on a TV series that wins a few Emmys
― Davey Mo Coulier (some dude), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:15 (thirteen years ago) link
..and Downey seems like more of a charming drunk/rapscallion than, say, lohan who seems self-entitled, etc.
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link
LL has certainly picked more than 1 good script, depending on your definition of "good." I have thoroughly enjoyed at least 3 of her movies, and I am dead-set on Inferno being a stone-cold classic. I think it's very early to posit that her career is over. It all depends on whether or not she can act like a person with brains, and on whether or not she can pick good roles. If she isn't a total fuck-up, she'll make the most out of Linda Lovelace and give everyone the fuck-you/fuck-me performance of her life.
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Also, all of the LL press of the last number of years, including this jail sentence, may be detrimental to her career at this time, but it is the stuff of legends that might actually prove beneficial to her BO bankability at some point in the future. I think she is sort of capitalizing on it with the decision to make a movie about an infamous porn star of completely demented proportions. I mean, fuck, I'll buy the ticket, and I know plenty of people who will as well.
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:23 (thirteen years ago) link
i would imagine that one or two spoiled and self-entitled people have gone far in hollywood.
Can you imagine the insurance on her movies?
I worked on a TV show with several insane substance-abusers-to-the-point-of-often-not-being-able-to-do-their-jobs actors and all I can say is that it made the crew really, really bitter.
― Grand amiral de la marine des licornes (Michael White), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:25 (thirteen years ago) link
yea that is her main obstacle right now imo: undependability
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link
get someone to cast her in some awards-bait indie flick & the world will welcome her back with open arms.
she was in an altman movie and this didn't exactly happen
― goole, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link
that was before she became super-fucked-up tho iirc
― frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link
people are never going to like her again because shes not that good or charismatic an actress. what rdj has going for him isnt the fucked up backstory, its that hes a likable, talented actor
lindsay was pretty cute, but shes turned in basically one engaging performance, on the back of a pretty good script with a great supporting cast.
― max, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:29 (thirteen years ago) link
i thought that was right in the middle of being fucked up but i'm not up on all the twists and turns here
― goole, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link
people are never going to like her again because shes not that good or charismatic an actress.
don't think there's enough evidence either way here. she isn't the best thing in 'mean girls' (i.e. rachel mcadams) but is still very good. n e ways, i don't think you can predict. i've never liked drew barrymore in anything but she pulled it off.
― frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:32 (thirteen years ago) link
Are you talking about Mean Girls, Max? Cuz she also turned on the same sort of charm in Freaky Friday and Just My Luck. And in the Altman, I thought she was pretty great at playing a confused, bitchy teenager (or, herself).
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Drew Barrymore comes across as nice, though.
― Grand amiral de la marine des licornes (Michael White), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:36 (thirteen years ago) link
i think ppl gave her shit for maybe being a bit late on the altman film?
which i think kind of says it all -- if you can't show up blitzed on an altman set, is it even worth signing on? [via misplaced nostalgia for the 70s]
but she wasn't total tmz-bait trainwreck level at that point. she was that girl who had followed up 'mean girls' with 'herbie'.
― frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:36 (thirteen years ago) link
people are never going to like her again because shes not that good or charismatic an actress
^This.
― Beach Pomade (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:36 (thirteen years ago) link
YOU'RE not that good or charismatic an actress
― frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:37 (thirteen years ago) link
shes been in like a dozen movies, and has only been good/interesting/likable in one two (ill give you freaky friday) of them... dunno how much more evidence we need
― max, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:38 (thirteen years ago) link
jeez as if being a good or charismatic an actress/actor is some kind of pre-requisite here, rly
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:39 (thirteen years ago) link
well it is! i mean again the guy we keep holding up as a model for "successfully recovered trainwreck" is robert downey jr.
― max, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link
"good" is all whatever, i dont even care if shes a "good" actress, i just mean that i dont think shes really a star actress--its just that her descent into trainwreck-ness and the realization that she isnt very engaging happened at the same time, so people conflate the two
― max, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link
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and the (imo) awful drew barrymore
just shootin the shit here but im not convinced she's fucked for life. think she's more talented and likeable than, say, kate hudson, who still gets to topline movies, and everyone likes a comeback.
― frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link
^
also much hotter than hudson et al
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:43 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah, great point. max, i totally see what you're saying in that her light-up-a-screen charm so ingrained in movies like mean girls and FF was definitely diffused elsewhere in her career, but i still think she can turn it on.
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:44 (thirteen years ago) link
i assume max hasn't seen the altman movie, i thought she was pretty good there
― groovemaaan, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:44 (thirteen years ago) link
oh i dont think shes fucked for life, i just dont see her winning an oscar or really ever being a bankable star.
shes not hotter than hudson anymore, sadly
― max, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:45 (thirteen years ago) link
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if you look at say THIS THREAD in the months leading up to that movie the posts are mainly about drugs, eating disorders, etc.
― some dude, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:45 (thirteen years ago) link
like, there's still something that makes me want to watch her, more than half the other actresses in hollywood, even if she's lost sight of it for the time being.
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:45 (thirteen years ago) link
no, i saw it, but she certainly didnt come across as a "star" in it--she seemed like a capable young actress, which i think she is
if the bar we're lowering for LiLo is "better than Kate Hudson" than this is the saddest game of limbo I've ever seen
up to a point, we have emma stone now, and i dunno if LL brings that much to the table in that context. we shall see!
― frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Drew Barrymore - there's some movie I liked her in, plus I think she's cute and approachable. Also, last name anybody?
Kate Hudson - One good movie performance, otherwise cruising on looks and powerful family connections.
LiLo - I've only seen one performance, but she comes across as a person as witless and pompous and her family are a serious liability to her. A comeback, everyone loves, but she's no longer an ingenue, even at 24, what w/the bad makeup and the drug-addled looks.
― Grand amiral de la marine des licornes (Michael White), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:47 (thirteen years ago) link
see i think she's been looking awesome gr8 lately
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:47 (thirteen years ago) link
re: drew barrymore--yeah i dont know; i dont 'get' drew barrymore but obviously a lot of people connect to her. so maybe im wrong, and im just missing out on the people connecting to lohan in the same way?
then again drew barrymore isnt ever gonna win an oscar. and what was the last hit she had a starring role in? 50 first dates? charlies angels?
― max, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:48 (thirteen years ago) link
i can't remember any point in this history of this thread when you didn't think she looked great tbh surm
― some dude, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link
im not judging this on who will win an oscar tbh
― frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link
and yeah kate hudson is a 'star' but shes not a STAR the way i think people expected lohan to be--i mean basically she stars in midlist romantic comedies that do OK, right? and i guess 'nine'
― max, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:50 (thirteen years ago) link
ok, switch katherine heigl for hudson if u like
― frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:51 (thirteen years ago) link
im just missing out on the people connecting to lohan in the same way?
This must be it for me. I've never thought she was all that so now she's just worse (to me).
― Grand amiral de la marine des licornes (Michael White), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:52 (thirteen years ago) link
Heigl's another who does aboslutely zero for me and that offensive flick she did with Gerard Butler basically black-listed her in my mind for eternity.
― Grand amiral de la marine des licornes (Michael White), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:53 (thirteen years ago) link
my take on the lohan CW is that ca. mean girls people thought she was the next, i dunno, julia roberts maybe? like huge, bankable star who can do romantic comedies and serious dramas? and so the fall from grace is seen as really major. maybe im misremembering. and then people were saying on this thread--she could win an oscar, she could make a comeback. i dont think shell ever "come back" to "next julia roberts" status. i doubt she could even pull off kate hudson, because who wants to see lohan in cute romantic comedies nowadays?
katie heigl has got another couple years as a 'star' id think. shes definitely not has she made anything even remotely hit-like since knocked up? anyway i think were talking two different levels here--'a list' and 'b list' if u will
― max, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:54 (thirteen years ago) link
scratch 'shes definitely not' from that sentence
yea i was gonna mention heigl! ugh, puke.
and lol i know it may not seem like it, but i have def thought lo looked pretty bad in the past (anorexia, bad tans, strung-out-as-fuck) but the few pictures i've been posting of her upthread look pretty great to me.
good point tho, max, re: julia roberts. very good point.
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:55 (thirteen years ago) link
even in interviews you could see she had that sort of magic, just in her presence, for a hot minute there.
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:56 (thirteen years ago) link
Or is it that because Lohan was picked to be a big star and failed abjectly that neither she nor Hollywood can forgive her, so she drinks and drugs herself into oblivion and Hollywood stays far, far away from anything that might remind anybody that they were dead wrong.
― Grand amiral de la marine des licornes (Michael White), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:57 (thirteen years ago) link
neway i hope dakota fanning is learning from all this
― max, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:57 (thirteen years ago) link
ca. mean girls people thought she was the next, i dunno, julia roberts maybe?
nah. i don't remember that. don;t think the expectations were that big. people are saying it about mcadams *now*. but lohan was only 17 or whatever when she made 'mean girls'.
so i don't think it was *that* big a fall from grace.
also guys, hudson and heigl are big stars, and reasonable comparisons imo. and im just saying that they're no good! i dunno, ll's options are romcoms (terrible idea), franchise chick (pretty bad idea), ____________ (the best outcome).
― frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:58 (thirteen years ago) link
bigger fall from grace than mischa barton, who really can't act
― frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:59 (thirteen years ago) link
hudson and heigl are big stars in a more limited sense than i think people expected from lohan!
but im willing to believe that lohans trainwreck has made her seem in retrospect like a bigger (potential) star than she actually was
― max, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:00 (thirteen years ago) link
if only there was some kind of heigl-lohan girl out there...
― goole, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:00 (thirteen years ago) link
we agree on her options in any event. shes not ever going to be a-list again.
― max, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link
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88mil for Ugly Truth and 76mil for 27 Dresses ain't bad
― some dude, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah, when I saw 'The Runaways' that occurred to me, too. Thing is, she's cute and all but I doubt she'll ever have the charisma that LiLo had, not to mention K. Stewart whose future genuinely intrigues me since I can't begin to foresee what she does in her mid-twenties.
― Grand amiral de la marine des licornes (Michael White), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link
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whoa really? what a world
― max, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:03 (thirteen years ago) link
ugh if i ever have to see those ever i will be v sad
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:03 (thirteen years ago) link
Lohan could definitely revive her carreer, if she became more reliable and got a firm grip on her addictions. But she won't ever be an A-list star now.
Women in Hollywood are a much more perishable commodity than men, and after age 40 the work just dries up for any but the best. All LiLo has going for her now is her infamy, which is close enough to fame that it can stand in for it.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link
she cld do some oscar bait involving being a bit fucked up, like courtney love in larry flint, theron in monster, stone in casino. but wouldn't she just think it was boring
― iSleighBellsTellem (zvookster), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:05 (thirteen years ago) link
well in any event i think lohan always had it in her, and still has it in her, to be a heigl or a hudson. i dont think she ever had it in her to be a roberts
but people probably used to say the same thing about sandy bullock and now look at her
― max, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:06 (thirteen years ago) link
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i would be embarrassed about saying 27 Dresses is aight but son you rep for Just My Luck
― some dude, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:08 (thirteen years ago) link
but i thought you just said that mean girls showed that she had it in her to be a roberts, max! i certainly felt that way at the time.
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Sandra Bullock, Goldie Hawn, Fran Drescher, Lucille Ball, etc... all very, very shrewd tactically with their careers. LiLo, not so much.
― Grand amiral de la marine des licornes (Michael White), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:09 (thirteen years ago) link
imo the a-list right now would include heigl (well, ok, up to 'killers'). that isn't my value judgement of whether she's any good.
i guess there is a kind of platinum league of actors like julia roberts and tom cruise and will smith (and yeah i guess bullock... thanks america!), but there's no guarantee the current generation will produce similar figures. arguably they didn't exist before the eighties in quite the same way -- hollywood is always changing.
but which women are on max's a-list? (i'm not saying lindsay lohan is going to become america's sweetheart btw, just asking an OT question.)
― frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:09 (thirteen years ago) link
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ha, no, i think it made people THINK she had julia roberts in her, but i dont think she ever did, and people just assume its the drugs and not the fact that shes just not that good
― max, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link
i think lohan was supposed to be a "big deal" ca. mean girls & freaky friday bcuz it seemed like she was a capable comedic actress - like there are lots of actresses that are pretty and some that are funny but its p rare to have someone that's pretty & funny? or least allowed to be?
ne way i dont think the line on lohan was ever that she had crazy acting talent but that shes talented in a specific, kinda special way. & this may be true but we have amy adams now so w/e
― Lamp, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link
ts "we have emma stone now" vs "we have amy adams now"
― frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:11 (thirteen years ago) link
we have emma stone now
o yes we do!
― death kebab of DEATH (Pillbox), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:11 (thirteen years ago) link
xxxp yeah, i love watching a young, cute, winning LL act like a slapstick goof in Just My Luck. katherine heigl's face makes me want to punch things.
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link
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i was trying to come up with a list and got julia roberts, angelina jolie, sandra bullock--but i realized that bullock ten or fifteen years ago was probably not too far from a hudson or a heigl. and like, jennifer aniston, who makes bank but mostly does heigl-type roles w/ a 'serious' flick every couple years.
so yeah i think youre right, h'wood is changing, the a-list is gonna get bigger, or die off, or whatever.
i guess the neutral way to put it is--lohan will never come back to the place she was coming off of mean girls, in terms of earnings, prestige, popularity, whatever that place was. she can and maybe will come back to a place a little below that in earnings, prestige, popularity, imo.
― max, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:14 (thirteen years ago) link
ne way i think thats the thing that makes a big comeback unlikely or least p difficult for lohan - if your big distinguishing talent is that u can carry a mnstrm, commercial (non-romantic) comedy but yr too uninsurable/gross/fucked up to land that kinda role than ur p much finished
― Lamp, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link
^^ good point
― max, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link
â Grand amiral de la marine des licornes (Michael White), Wednesday, July 7, 2010 10:52 AM
Yeah, this. ^^^ A couple of years ago she looked like 50 miles of bad road, and now she looks like 35 miles of bad road.
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link
except obv SHE doesn't necessarily think that's what her "big thing" is if the last 2 memorable film choices she's made are "i know who killed me" and now "inferno"
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link
also tbh i wouldn't be surprised if she was tweaking the whole time she was filming Mean Girls
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:20 (thirteen years ago) link
when lohan first hit the radar she was this ultra-cuet moppet, which she can't credibly pull off any more now that she's more famous for drugs and jail than anything else
for some actresses that would be fine because they have the depth and chops to turn that kind of life experience into new types of roles - in fact it would almost be a blessing because age makes ultra-cuet moppetry unsustainable
the thing is lohan just doesn't have any more gears to shift to i don't think :(
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link
well i have no idea who tf emma stone is (british?) & amy adams gets equal billing with arguably the most a-list actress around so
― Lamp, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:22 (thirteen years ago) link
she obviously would need a break, a good role in a good film, and it's not exactly a time of great risk-taking in hollywood at the moment. lot of indie films with pretty well-known actors barely getting distribution. like that one film michelle monaghan did ('trucker'?). there's no point in her doing machine-made romcoms a la 'when in rome', 'the ugly truth', 'the wedding bride', etc.
― frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link
i have no idea who tf emma stone
kewt redhead from 'superbad' and 'zombieland'
― frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link
^ this - people can read whatever they want into the "squandered potential" storyline, it's infinitely expandable, especially where youth is concerned. also, i don't know that people thought LL was gonna be this or that kind of star ("the next julia roberts" or whatever), but it was obvious that she was going to be a big star of some kind. continued, massive celeb-cult interest after years of fucking-up, looking bad and doing nothing much attests to this, if perversely.
― good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link
i guess the forthcoming linda lovelace movie is basically supposed to be her bid for depth and credibility rising from the ashes of a fucked up past - her "leaving las vegas" or whatever - but it looks like absolute sh1t
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:29 (thirteen years ago) link
does it? judging from what? i haven't seen much on it but the script excerpts, which leaves me extremely intrigued, to say the least.
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link
i didn't like the look of it, but some people are saying it's actually good, in a boogie nights way
i guess it depends on the director etc
― frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link
well that's all i've seen too, but it just seems like exploitative garbage - who knows though. i should be more open-minded i guess!
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link
is it completed? i think that kind of thing can be a lot more than exploitative garbage, if done right, obv.
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:38 (thirteen years ago) link
Super-exploitative garbage
― Grand amiral de la marine des licornes (Michael White), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:39 (thirteen years ago) link
A meta film exploiting a struggling young actress cast in a role about an exploited porn actress (Except I'm pretty sure LiLo's actually exploiting the production as much as it is the other way 'round.)
― Grand amiral de la marine des licornes (Michael White), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:40 (thirteen years ago) link
is automatically garbage?
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link
is it completed?
it hasn't even started filming. but the script is floating around online.
― frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:42 (thirteen years ago) link
By no means
― Grand amiral de la marine des licornes (Michael White), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:44 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah i just don't agree with the standpoint that a movie about sex and abuse, emotional or physical, starring an actress who makes sense for the part, is automatically drivel.
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:47 (thirteen years ago) link
thinking about LL vs. the likes of emma stone and amy adams is that stone and adams are successful actresses, but not "superstars". hard to say what the difference is, exactly, but big celebrities tend to bring a story with them. sometimes the story is obvious (paris hilton is a beautiful but talentless heiress), sometimes less so (what was it that made julia roberts so effortlessly easy to relate to?), but it has to be something the public understands and finds compelling. LL's always had that, even before her film career took off. she was always news, always important relative to whatever else was going on around her.
which makes me think that this isn't really a "squandered talent" story. it's a "bad celebrity" story. question wasn't whether or not lindsey'd be a star (she was and is), but what kind of star she'd be. turns out that she's the cautionary type. and that works, too.
― good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link
anyone read the inferno script? how is it?
― good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Is Lindsay Lohan âtoo altâ 4 society?
― frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link
xp, some excerpts: http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/lindsay-lohan-jail-linda-lovelace-inferno-script-leaked-lilo-can-do-lines-cell47544
also good post contederizer -- i think some people find that she doesn't bring as much of that compelling side to the screen as she should
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link
The actress that used to get mentioned a lot as a potential analogue for LiLo was Ann-Margret.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 17:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Maybe that was looks-wise more than career-wise, but it seemed like people thought she could fill that niche for the 21st C.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 17:41 (thirteen years ago) link
uhhh red hair derp derp
― goole, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2005/features/magstories/050509/llohan.jpg
― jaymc, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 17:43 (thirteen years ago) link
she definitely LOOKS like ann margaret. tho ann margaret is like, one of a kind. i mean damn.
http://cdn1.ioffer.com/img/item/100/850/665/Ml8vkpznTeSbm4d.jpg
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 17:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Lindsay needs an Allan Carr in her life.
― ĂŽ_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link
She had one, it didn't work...
― Mark G, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link
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totally otm, but i also think the elastic band is gonna snap and throw her up higher than she was
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link
next time she makes an OK movie it'll get more overrated than Britney stans hyped up Blackout
― Mr. Zone 77 (some dude), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Lohan could definitely revive her carreer
Well, sure, but come on, what are the odds? She's surrounded by the wrong people (and that includes her crazy family). So who's going to lead her on the right path? I mean, shit, for the last half decade ALL she's known for is her partying, drugs, crazy antics, SCRAM bracelet,... Sure Downey Jr revived his career, but as said above, he still acted (and pretty good at that).
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Blackout roxxx, u r all gay.
― ĂŽ_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 19:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Well, he would know, I guess.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:39 (thirteen years ago) link
Writing 'fcuk you' on your fingernail and oh so casually brandishing it in Court, probably isn't the way to do this - she might still be held in contempt for that.
― Grand amiral de la marine des licornes (Michael White), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:41 (thirteen years ago) link
According to her probation officer's report, Lindsay is allowed to take Zoloft (antidepressant), Trazodone (antidepressant), Adderall (stimulant to control ADHD), Nexium (acid reflux) and the extremely powerful painkiller Dilaudid.
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 23:32 (thirteen years ago) link
the fuck. this Dilaudid is oft compared to morphine? ... like, really?
shit, what do I have to do to be allowed to take dilaudid? go blonde and have perky breasts?
― emo WINNER! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah seriously. i have family issues too, who's prescribing her this shit
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link
lol @ Nexium
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 23:38 (thirteen years ago) link
She is on twitter right now comparing her situation to iranian women being stoned to death.
― ĂŽ_o (Nicole), Thursday, 8 July 2010 00:06 (thirteen years ago) link
omg she is buggin out on her twitter
― janice (surm), Thursday, 8 July 2010 00:26 (thirteen years ago) link
you guys just made me google 'lindsay lohan twitter', you fuckers. I no longer have any self-esteem and might as well just set perezhilton as my homepage and spend my life writing youtube comments ;__;
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 8 July 2010 01:51 (thirteen years ago) link
OMG that's insane!
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 8 July 2010 07:32 (thirteen years ago) link
it makes sense bcz it must suck to be stoned, thus comparable
― good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 July 2010 08:06 (thirteen years ago) link
i worry she will one of these days be suddenly dead. she reminds me of people i know who suddenly died. and i do feel sorry, i don't believe she is enjoying any of this, i bet she wakes up in horrified remorse every morning of her life.
but still, comparing herself on twitter to iranian women being stoned to death is plain ridiculous.
― estela, Thursday, 8 July 2010 08:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah her trainwreck decline reminds me of that Futurama ep where time is skipping forward and the TV talks about some new starlet.. then she won 3 grammys.. then found dead in her bathtub.
― Love and Arugula (Trayce), Thursday, 8 July 2010 08:39 (thirteen years ago) link
... oh god, Ive turned into a parody of myself.
^^^ lindsey started thinking this several years ago and has not been able to stop
― good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 July 2010 09:06 (thirteen years ago) link
how many ilxors picked her in the 2010 dead pool?
― sarahel, Thursday, 8 July 2010 09:07 (thirteen years ago) link
Not until she's done a real porn movie. Only a matter of time imo.
― StanM, Thursday, 8 July 2010 12:30 (thirteen years ago) link
Being stoned != being stoned to death, fyi.
― StanM, Thursday, 8 July 2010 12:32 (thirteen years ago) link
Seven.
― jaymc, Thursday, 8 July 2010 12:48 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm still shocked by how many prescription drugs she takes. i mean, no wonder. can you function like that? i don't understand :/ like, i'm jealous, but at the same time i don't think i would be able to function.
― janice (surm), Thursday, 8 July 2010 12:59 (thirteen years ago) link
:/ like, i'm jealouslol!!
― Aerosol, Thursday, 8 July 2010 13:00 (thirteen years ago) link
i mean... can u imag?
― janice (surm), Thursday, 8 July 2010 13:16 (thirteen years ago) link
my wife took dilaudid during an emergency room visit and her reaction was basically "omg so THIS is why people get addicted to drugs!"
― emo WINNER! (HI DERE), Thursday, 8 July 2010 13:19 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah that kind of access to prescription drugs would be my glorious downfall xp
― Aerosol, Thursday, 8 July 2010 13:22 (thirteen years ago) link
I know someone who took dilaudid recreationally who was basically high as a kite for two days. Why the fuck does she have to drink if she's got shit like that?
― Grand amiral de la marine des licornes (Michael White), Thursday, 8 July 2010 13:59 (thirteen years ago) link
http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Lindsay-Lohan-deal-with-it.gif
― frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Thursday, 8 July 2010 14:03 (thirteen years ago) link
I would assume your body starts to tolerate (?) it and you just need new highs.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Also, how the fuck does her bank account look? I assume VERY red.
that amount of prescription drugs is medically indefensible. if that's a true list and it all came from one doctor, I wouldn't be surprised to see some further action on this.
I couldn't even get my doctor to write me an script for anti-anxiety meds last year when I felt like I was having a nervous breakdown, I dont' know how these hollywood people get legal heroin.
― akm, Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link
$$$$
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:34 (thirteen years ago) link
is how they get it
and she's so little! i would seriously be worried for my heart
― janice (surm), Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:32 (thirteen years ago) link
I do wonder how she's not dead already, with all of those meds mixed with alcohol and whatever illegal drugs she is taking.
― ĂŽ_o (Nicole), Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:38 (thirteen years ago) link
akm, you have the wrong doc. mine wld so easily prescribe'em. you just need to know how to pursuade him. i am pretty sure she "shops" around (a la the late heath ledger)
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link
TMZ breathless hardon reporting still continues, I see - the judge is their hero. :-/
― StanM, Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:52 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm still shocked by how many prescription drugs she takes. i mean, no wonder. can you function like that? i don't understand
fyi it's pretty clear Lindsay is not functional
― has arlen specter never heard clarence thomas's laugh? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link
trazodone is really not that potent fwiw
― ILX trolls and "autistic" use of the N-word (crĂŒt), Thursday, 8 July 2010 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link
all it ever did to me was make me unable to breathe in through my nose, but hey maybe that's what lindsay needs amirite
― ILX trolls and "autistic" use of the N-word (crĂŒt), Thursday, 8 July 2010 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link
i've never heard of anyone getting dilauded for any reason. who is she, Anna Karenina?
― akm, Thursday, 8 July 2010 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link
srsly Dilaudid is like William Burroughs favorite opiate.
― Trip Maker, Thursday, 8 July 2010 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link
i love how close it is to "deluded"
― janice (surm), Thursday, 8 July 2010 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link
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yeah i thought it was old fashioned...i kinda imagine her as Michael Cane from The Cider House Rules now
― the reverend dr. william wiggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 8 July 2010 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link
fwiw Dilaudid is what Matt Dillon and gang "score" in Drugstore Cowboy. "Powdered D"
― has arlen specter never heard clarence thomas's laugh? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 8 July 2010 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link
but yeah it's basically prescription heroin
― has arlen specter never heard clarence thomas's laugh? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 8 July 2010 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link
*frantically calls HMO*
― the reverend dr. william wiggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 8 July 2010 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Slang terms for it include D, dilly, dillies, dill, d-bombs, k4, k1, k2, k3, k8, M8, Big D, Super 8, Hydro, M-80s, white triangle, moose, hospital heroin, drugstore heroin, shake & bake or "shake 'n' shoots" (referring to the solvet-like solubility of the instant-release tablets which only required brief agitation (no heating) to render them dissolved and ready for injection), peaches, and others.
Thank you wikipedia.
― kkvgz, Thursday, 8 July 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link
She's angling for a $1M interview deal for post-jail interviews and thinks t her jail-time may help her clothing line sales according to Gawker.
― Grand amiral de la marine des licornes (Michael White), Thursday, 8 July 2010 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link
interview is right, that's gon be some big shit. and she better pick someone besides larry cuz he royally blew it with paris.
― janice (surm), Thursday, 8 July 2010 18:55 (thirteen years ago) link
have to agree with Surm that LL has been looking better lately. Courtroom shots are WSx100.
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 8 July 2010 18:56 (thirteen years ago) link
xxp hope you like orange tops and trousers.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Thursday, 8 July 2010 18:57 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/08/jeff-greene-and-lindsay-l_n_639557.html
The hell?
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 8 July 2010 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link
loll
― janice (surm), Thursday, 8 July 2010 19:09 (thirteen years ago) link
what's funny is at the court hearing, when she was called upon to say what she needed to say, she started off by saying "i thought i was being incompliant ..."
she was trying to say "in compliance" but fucked it up
― janice (surm), Thursday, 8 July 2010 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link
her greatest role is LiLo as Patty Duke as Neely O'Harahttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patty_Duke
― ghee hee hee (La Lechera), Thursday, 8 July 2010 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link
it's like 5 layers of metawhat could go wrong?
― ghee hee hee (La Lechera), Thursday, 8 July 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link
Jeff Greene appears to be the shit.
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 8 July 2010 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link
peaches? they call it peaches?
― akm, Thursday, 8 July 2010 19:43 (thirteen years ago) link
She's angling for a IM interview deal for post-jail interviews and thinks t her jail-time may help her clothing line sales according to Gawker.
Either I am getting old (everyone:"yes!") or that shit she's trying to sell as fashionable clothing is beyond fugly.
I'm still jealous she had Calum Best. I am kidding. Really.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:17 (thirteen years ago) link
I was okay with that first dress until I noticed the sleeves
― "Don't forget to bring a juggalo towel!" (HI DERE), Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:18 (thirteen years ago) link
easier to shoot up drugs i assume
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:19 (thirteen years ago) link
but dude COME ON, that's the ugliest print I have EVER SEEN.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:20 (thirteen years ago) link
eh I really like that color palette
― "Don't forget to bring a juggalo towel!" (HI DERE), Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:28 (thirteen years ago) link
I think it's pretty, in a high-end slutty way. The slit-open sleeves would actually be terrible for drug use because they do nothing to conceal track marks.
― the soul of the avocado escapes as soon as you open it (Laurel), Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:31 (thirteen years ago) link
the right pic is basically "lol yr outfit got savaged by a lion"
― "Don't forget to bring a juggalo towel!" (HI DERE), Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:33 (thirteen years ago) link
kind of middle of the road clothes tbh, tho i do sort of the like the outfit on the right and the dress
― janice (surm), Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Her tweeting last night reminded me so much of the fake Dina Lohan twitter account.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link
The dress looks like someone threw a Navaho print onto silk or something. Very odd.
― Grand amiral de la marine des licornes (Michael White), Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link
"pretty, in a high-end slutty way"
is there anything better?
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:40 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe "pretty, in a sullen art school girl way"
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link
pretty, in an accessible, flirts with you at the bar way
― mh, Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Pretty vacant
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:49 (thirteen years ago) link
"pretty, in a high-end slutty way"is there anything better?â Matt Armstrong, Thursday, July 8, 2010 10:40 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalinkmaybe "pretty, in a sullen art school girl way"â Matt Armstrong, Thursday, July 8, 2010 10:42 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark
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truth bombs
― D, dilly, dillies, dill, d-bombs (history mayne), Thursday, 8 July 2010 22:18 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't know what it means that the new lawyer she hired has a grammatical error on his website, in the 1st sentence
― janice (surm), Saturday, 10 July 2010 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link
lol look at this guy: http://www.stuartvgoldberg.com/site.html
― janice (surm), Saturday, 10 July 2010 20:05 (thirteen years ago) link
Dig the colour coded ties for each video...
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Saturday, 10 July 2010 20:07 (thirteen years ago) link
he's orange
― janice (surm), Saturday, 10 July 2010 20:07 (thirteen years ago) link
no but i mean, reallyhttp://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/07/10/0710-lindsay-lohan-lawyer-infphoto-1341850-exs-credit.jpg
― janice (surm), Saturday, 10 July 2010 20:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Interesting use of English throughout.
Main Areas of ConcentrationNarcotics DefenseSearch and Seizure
Narcotics Defense
Search and Seizure
― Ned Trifle II, Saturday, 10 July 2010 20:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Having said that - check out his Legal Victories - he seems to be a go to guy.
― Ned Trifle II, Saturday, 10 July 2010 20:22 (thirteen years ago) link
omg the writing on that website! And he's written a book! "The screenplay adaptation is already finished, and many leading Hollywood actors and actresses have been thrown around as to who will be involved in the film".
Christ..
― Not the real Village People, Saturday, 10 July 2010 20:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Maybe Mel Gibson wants to join in. I mean, shit, if they are throwing people around...
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Saturday, 10 July 2010 21:12 (thirteen years ago) link
â StanM, Thursday, July 8, 2010 1:52 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
seriously is this guy for real or just trolling me
― some dude, Saturday, 10 July 2010 22:48 (thirteen years ago) link
the thing is though, that it's not even true with regard to TMZ! they are extremely fair and unbiased, unlike most of the other drivel i read on the internet
― janice (surm), Saturday, 10 July 2010 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link
their latest update:
Lindsay Lohan has a new lawyer on her side and from the sound of things ... he plans on kicking butt and taking names.
We caught up with Stuart V. Goldberg in Los Angeles this afternoon where he told us he's "here to help" Lindsay. As for strategy, he told us, "Instead of making her reactive, like a pin cushion, [we're going] to be proactive. We're gonna go after them."
Goldberg also made it clear he doesn't like the idea of jail time for Lindsay.
It's so on.
― janice (surm), Saturday, 10 July 2010 22:53 (thirteen years ago) link
simply disgusting, all that bias and rhetoric
― StanMDH (some dude), Saturday, 10 July 2010 22:57 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't understand what's going on and how you seem to think it's personal or something, but ok, /me leaves thread confused
― StanM, Saturday, 10 July 2010 23:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Its ok Stan, he got a bee up his dick about me on the futurama thread the other day too, so whatevs.
― Love and Arugula (Trayce), Sunday, 11 July 2010 04:20 (thirteen years ago) link
um stan it's because you're constantly "surprised" about tmz's dickishness, while apparently apple-r'ing the damn thing every two minutes
― D, dilly, dillies, dill, d-bombs (history mayne), Sunday, 11 July 2010 09:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Trayce i lol'd at you on the futurama thread about the same thing a few other people lol'd at you about, how can you take that as some kind of personal aggression!
― StanMDH (some dude), Sunday, 11 July 2010 16:48 (thirteen years ago) link
it was really some other dude
― goth (crĂŒt), Sunday, 11 July 2010 16:58 (thirteen years ago) link
yes its just funny iirc xpost
some ilxors take everything as personal aggression
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 11 July 2010 16:58 (thirteen years ago) link
ppl are defensive--lindsay lohan for example
― max, Sunday, 11 July 2010 17:02 (thirteen years ago) link
not any more - she has a new lawyer, and is going on the offensive
― Lamp, Sunday, 11 July 2010 17:04 (thirteen years ago) link
i still find her (dons shades) very appealing
― D, dilly, dillies, dill, d-bombs (history mayne), Sunday, 11 July 2010 17:05 (thirteen years ago) link
who is don and why has she got his shades?
― Mark G, Sunday, 11 July 2010 20:42 (thirteen years ago) link
looks like orange lawyer quit that shit (or the other way around).
might be Robert Shapiro now. OJ's guy.
― janice (surm), Monday, 12 July 2010 14:48 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/07/13/lesbian-prison-gangs-waiting-hands-lindsay-lohan-report-says/
― alter ego salsa (another al3x), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 16:53 (thirteen years ago) link
hoo boy
― Fee Fie Fo, FUNFNFUINFLFF! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 17:22 (thirteen years ago) link
I heard that they also do this thing where they put your head down the toilet and pull the chain! Oh wait that was middle school...
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link
Jail sucks! P.S. please turn into a productive, non-criminal member of society while you're trying not to get shivved, please.
― turtles all the way down (mh), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.emezeta.com/weblog/lindsay-lohan.jpg
Six years is a long time...
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Wait, is Lindsay's only familiar jail imagery from the "Telephone" video?
― Noise Pictorial Works Juvenile Fiction (Abbott), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/07/15/alg_lohan_sister.jpg
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 23:13 (thirteen years ago) link
what the fuck is the movie that she's in ????? "MACHETE"? why did no one tell me about this?
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 23:14 (thirteen years ago) link
The Sister = the real world version of Blood Sister: One Tough Nun from Infinite Jest? If so: YES.
― Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 23:20 (thirteen years ago) link
steven seagal's in it hahahahahaha
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 23:22 (thirteen years ago) link
people have been talking about Machete on ILX for three years
― oh sh!t a ÂŻ\ââ ___â â /ÂŻ (sic), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 23:47 (thirteen years ago) link
whatever. somebody should have called me up and been like, "lindsay lohan's in a new movie and she's going to be playing a nun"
― janice (surm), Thursday, 15 July 2010 00:05 (thirteen years ago) link
But we don't have your number ;_;
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 July 2010 00:06 (thirteen years ago) link
ugh fiiine ur off the hook
― janice (surm), Thursday, 15 July 2010 00:07 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.hastingsgov.org/Pages/HastingsNY_Recreation/014DE9BF-000F8513.0/drudge_siren.gifhttp://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5tn80AQO61qzpwi0o1_500.jpghttp://www.hastingsgov.org/Pages/HastingsNY_Recreation/014DE9BF-000F8513.0/drudge_siren.gif
― ÂŻ\ââ ___â â /ÂŻ -- (gr8080), Monday, 19 July 2010 22:08 (thirteen years ago) link
ywimpled well
― ultimate worrier (goole), Monday, 19 July 2010 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link
The girl who kisses Lady Gaga in the Telephone video is friends with my friend.
― is breads of india still tite (admrl), Monday, 19 July 2010 22:35 (thirteen years ago) link
http://out.com/detail.asp?id=26601
― is breads of india still tite (admrl), Monday, 19 July 2010 22:36 (thirteen years ago) link
She seems like a cool and thoughtful person!
― could be a bad day for (Abbott), Monday, 19 July 2010 23:13 (thirteen years ago) link
omg that picture!
― janice (surm), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 17:08 (thirteen years ago) link
she is in jail now
― janice (surm), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 17:09 (thirteen years ago) link
there goes the neighborhood!
is she out yet?
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 17:12 (thirteen years ago) link
severe dark circles under her eyes. i guess i wd look that way if i were minutes away from going to jail.
― janice (surm), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 17:15 (thirteen years ago) link
does she still have to wear that bracelet? lol. Bet she gets all the drugs she wants in there "no no, i'll serve the full sentence!"
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 17:22 (thirteen years ago) link
no she just got it taken off
― janice (surm), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 17:23 (thirteen years ago) link
hot, ready, and incarcerated!
― mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 17:40 (thirteen years ago) link
she looks awesome in that nun pic
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 05:07 (thirteen years ago) link
also i dont know if ive talked about this here before but have yall seen that hallmark movie where jojo basically portrays lohan
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 05:08 (thirteen years ago) link
lolzhttp://www.eonline.com/videos/v56136_the-soup-blog-larry-king-live.html
― sunny successor, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 23:59 (thirteen years ago) link
haha ok joe mchale has to be paying that guy
― hot dub grime machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 22 July 2010 00:12 (thirteen years ago) link
drudgesiren.png
michael lohan wrote a song for lindsay
http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/28/michael-lohan-song-lindsay-lohan/
http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_audio/072810_lilo_song.mp3
drudgesiren.ai
― max, Thursday, 29 July 2010 09:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Lindsay Teams Up with ShamWow Guy ... for Movie28 minutes ago by TMZ Staff
TMZ has learned Lindsay Lohan shot a secret movie -- just weeks before she went to jail -- and the man behind the project is none other than Vince Shlomi ... the ShamWow guy.
Sources close to the production tell us Vince met Lindsay while the two were in Cannes back in May ... in between Lindsay's doomed court appearances with Judge Revel.
We're told Vince offered Lindsay a role in his movie "Underground Comedy Movie 2010" -- in which she plays a gun-toting Marilyn Monroe spoof who shoots at the paparazzi.
Lindsay accepted the role -- even though it entailed filming on June 17 ... while LiLo was still wearing her SCRAM bracelet around her ankle.
We're told Lindsay was cool with the SCRAM being in the shot ... and even ad-libbed a line referencing the device.
So far, no word on when the flick is set to be released.
― janice (surm), Friday, 30 July 2010 17:30 (thirteen years ago) link
If true, this might be the point for me where Lindsay has become completely irredeemable.
― kkvgz, Friday, 30 July 2010 17:33 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g192/rrawn/lindsayandshamwowguy.jpg
― janice (surm), Friday, 30 July 2010 17:36 (thirteen years ago) link
LMFAO @ "Underground Comedy Movie 2010"
― coordinating shit is my man Wave Chillken (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 30 July 2010 17:37 (thirteen years ago) link
i like her face trying to learn the moves from him
― janice (surm), Friday, 30 July 2010 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link
Someone photoshop that 2nd pic into a jail cell for lols.
― Beach Pomade (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 30 July 2010 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Nice hooker shoes, Lilo
― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Friday, 30 July 2010 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70lwALlvTx8&feature=player_embedded
― janice (surm), Saturday, 31 July 2010 17:14 (thirteen years ago) link
TMZ has learned Lindsay Lohan will be treated for addiction to methamphethamine and bipolar disorder during her court ordered 90 days in rehab.
According to a source familiar with Lindsay's case, methamphetamine and opiates are her "drugs of choice".
Methamphetamine -- also known as crystal meth or simply meth -- is a highly addictive stimulant and opiates, generally, have more of a downer effect.
Morningside Recovery -- the Orange County, CA rehab Lilo is scheduled to enter -- lists opiate and methamphetamine detoxification among its specialties. As TMZ first reported, sources say Morningside was not on the list of facilities recommended by court appointed psychiatrists.
We're told Lindsay will begin her rehab stint almost immediately after getting out of Lynwood Correctional Facility.
UPDATE: Lindsay's attorney Shawn Chapman Holley says, "i have never seen any psych report concerning Ms. Lohan which references a 'bi-polar' diagnosis or an addiction to 'methamphetamine.' I think this is a total fabrication."
One important note ... it has been widely reported that Lindsay takes the prescription drug Adderall, which is an amphetamine. Experts in the field of rehab and addiction tell TMZ there is a difference between amphetamine and methamphetamine.
We're told it would not be common for a rehab facility to consider Adderall and methamphetamine the same drug.
― janice (surm), Monday, 2 August 2010 01:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Surm weren't you supposed to be breaking her out of jail?
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 2 August 2010 01:24 (thirteen years ago) link
meta-amphetamine
― mookieproof, Monday, 2 August 2010 02:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Experts in the field of rehab and addiction tell TMZ there is a difference between amphetamine and methamphetamine.
Experts in the field of anatomy tell TMZ there is a difference between their arse and their elbow.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 2 August 2010 07:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Free at last! Sort-of.
― Spencer Chow, Monday, 2 August 2010 13:16 (thirteen years ago) link
she out??
― janice (surm), Monday, 2 August 2010 13:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Out of the frying pan and into the 3 months of self-reflection -- this'll potentially be tougher on her than 2 weeks in a cell.
― My totem animal is a hamburger. (WmC), Monday, 2 August 2010 13:47 (thirteen years ago) link
she will have to look at herself really closely
― janice (surm), Monday, 2 August 2010 13:49 (thirteen years ago) link
She basically needs her psyche torn down into little bits and reassembled in the general outline of an adult instead of a colicky baby. I can see how she'll be resistant to that.
― My totem animal is a hamburger. (WmC), Monday, 2 August 2010 13:52 (thirteen years ago) link
The rehab facility specializes in inception.
― ĂŽ_o (Nicole), Monday, 2 August 2010 13:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Meth, damn, no wonder people say she's crazy. Fuck that.
― Beach Pomade (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 2 August 2010 14:26 (thirteen years ago) link
well i don't think it's true, as it turns out, but who knows
― janice (surm), Monday, 2 August 2010 14:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Adderall is not a whole lot better IMO. She needs to put away the uppers and become a pothead or something.
― Beach Pomade (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 2 August 2010 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link
I wonder if this rehab includes beating her family and other hangers on with sticks? Because otherwise nothing much is going to change. A clean Lohan surrounded by creeps is still going to be in trouble.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 2 August 2010 14:38 (thirteen years ago) link
â Beach Pomade (Adam Bruneau), Monday, August 2, 2010 3:35 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i like this advice
― janice (surm), Monday, 2 August 2010 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link
thats the worst advice i have ever heard
― sunny successor, Monday, 2 August 2010 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link
omg don't get upset
― janice (surm), Monday, 2 August 2010 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link
I thought I'd seen some pics of the gal years ago w/a lil' glass hash pipe but GIS is only turning up pics of Kristen Stewart.
― spanikopitcon (Abbott), Monday, 2 August 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link
it always upsets me when we have a difference of opinion , surm <3
― sunny successor, Monday, 2 August 2010 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link
hehe <3
― janice (surm), Monday, 2 August 2010 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6je8rSTM21qzpwi0o1_500.jpg
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 2 August 2010 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link
― janice (surm), Monday, 2 August 2010 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link
"Miss Lohan, you have a visitor."
― nickn, Monday, 2 August 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link
http://marceckomuse.com/
― jaxon, Thursday, 5 August 2010 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link
This thread. <3
― Blue Sky Whine (SeekAltRoute), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link
xp the "behind the scenes" video for that is o_O
― Les centimĂštres Ă©nigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link
â Beach Pomade (Adam Bruneau), Monday, August 2, 2010 10:35 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark
adderall not a whole lot better...than METH??
― roxymuzak, Monday, 9 August 2010 12:07 (thirteen years ago) link
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6k6rghRom1qa931co1_500.gif
― gr8080, Saturday, 14 August 2010 23:04 (thirteen years ago) link
hell yeah
― proprietor of gib (roxymuzak), Saturday, 14 August 2010 23:36 (thirteen years ago) link
FREE
― Spencer Chow, Wednesday, 25 August 2010 01:16 (thirteen years ago) link
"Adderall" L.A. street-price just went up.
post rehab
http://dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/44042PCN_Lilo13.jpg
― janice (surm), Friday, 27 August 2010 14:07 (thirteen years ago) link
http://dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/44042PCN_Lilo01.jpg
― janice (surm), Friday, 27 August 2010 14:12 (thirteen years ago) link
she looks better already imo
― homosexual II, Friday, 27 August 2010 14:21 (thirteen years ago) link
so pretty
― janice (surm), Friday, 27 August 2010 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link
http://dlisted.com/files/lindsaylohanlooksgoodish.jpg
― janice (surm), Friday, 27 August 2010 14:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Hooray! Yes folks, this is what can happen to you when you're locked away in prison, then in rehab, get off booze and drugs (hopefully) and most of all are kept away from all those fucktarded hangers-on and dipshit freeloading family members!
― Les centimĂštres Ă©nigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 27 August 2010 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Would Clash.
― lavender hotel kumquat (kkvgz), Friday, 27 August 2010 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link
and most of all are kept away from all those fucktarded hangers-on and dipshit freeloading family members!
This is the key, but who will do the keeping-away? Another newer batch of fucktarded hangers-on. If she can learn to do it on her own, she'll be ok. Otherwise, another couple of rehabs and a bunch of "TRAGIC O.D." headlines.
― My totem animal is a hamburger. (WmC), Friday, 27 August 2010 14:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Maybe one of the things people are taught in rehab is "telling people to fuck off"?
Instructor: "Hello, welcome to 'Telling People To Fuck Off 101'. First of all, I want you all to cough."Class: "(cough)"Instructor: "Excellent! Now say the word 'fuh'."Class: "fuh?"Instructor: "Try and say it a bit more clearly. Like this - 'fuh'."Class: "fuh!"Instructor: "Very good! Now we're going to combine the two together. So I want you all to cough, and then immediately say 'fuh'. Let's all try that now."Class: "(cough) fuh"Instructor: "Now I want you all to cough, say 'fuh', then cough again, and say 'fuh', and keep coughing and 'fuh'ing like that."Class: "(cough) fuh, (cough) fuh, (cough) fuh, (cough) fuh"Instructor: "Keep going, but a little bit faster!"Class: "(cough) fuh (cough) fuh (cough) fuh (cough) fuh"Instructor: "Faster!"Class: "(cough)fuh(cough)fuh(cough)fuh(cough)fuh"Instructor: "Louder!"Class: "fuckofffuckofffuckoffFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFF"Instructor: "And... STOP!"(class stops, slumping back in their chairs visibly out of breath)Instructor: "Excellent. That ends the lesson for today. Tomorrow we'll learn about the importance of being able to raise the middle finger!"
― Les centimĂštres Ă©nigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 27 August 2010 14:58 (thirteen years ago) link
waht
― janice (surm), Friday, 27 August 2010 15:09 (thirteen years ago) link
It's the new edgy Englishness that's creeping over to America right now...Has British Culture Declined In The Last 20 Years?
― Les centimĂštres Ă©nigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 27 August 2010 15:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Was that from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival?
― lavender hotel kumquat (kkvgz), Friday, 27 August 2010 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Lindsay Lohan is driving a brand new Maserati. And it looks like the LAPD has taken notice.Early Sunday morning the just-released-from-rehab star was pulled over by cops after running a red light, X17Online.com reports.The 24-year-old actress was trying to get to the Chateau Marmont Hotel, the scene of many of her previous late-night shenanigans.On probation after completing two weeks in jail and court appointed rehab, the star, driving a $150,000 Maserati GranTurismo, with 433 horses under the hood, apparently used a few of those horses to try to put some distance between her and the following paparazzi.After she was stopped, Lohan was let off with a warning, X17Online.com reported.Lohan must under go random drug testing as a condition of her release from rehab last week.
And it looks like the LAPD has taken notice.
Early Sunday morning the just-released-from-rehab star was pulled over by cops after running a red light, X17Online.com reports.
The 24-year-old actress was trying to get to the Chateau Marmont Hotel, the scene of many of her previous late-night shenanigans.
On probation after completing two weeks in jail and court appointed rehab, the star, driving a $150,000 Maserati GranTurismo, with 433 horses under the hood, apparently used a few of those horses to try to put some distance between her and the following paparazzi.
After she was stopped, Lohan was let off with a warning, X17Online.com reported.
Lohan must under go random drug testing as a condition of her release from rehab last week.
Oh, Lindsay...
― lavender hotel kumquat (kkvgz), Monday, 30 August 2010 19:40 (thirteen years ago) link
ok i have not looked at lilo and thought "would smash" in literally YEARS (tends to be more "ugh poor thing") but
would totally smash
― ITS YA BOY (zorn_bond.mp3), Monday, 30 August 2010 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link
great outfit
― janice (surm), Monday, 30 August 2010 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link
What's with this Jerry Lewis LiLo beef?
― olivia tribble control (kkvgz), Saturday, 4 September 2010 11:06 (thirteen years ago) link
he said he would smack her in the mouth iirc
― gr8080, Saturday, 4 September 2010 12:58 (thirteen years ago) link
wsitm
― jlgt, Saturday, 4 September 2010 14:16 (thirteen years ago) link
that is my favorite clash shirt
― proprietor of gib (roxymuzak), Sunday, 5 September 2010 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link
it would look great on my floor
― Kerm, Sunday, 5 September 2010 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link
um
― friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Sunday, 5 September 2010 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link
tru xp
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 5 September 2010 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link
xxp Is your floor particularly small?
― Les centimĂštres Ă©nigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 5 September 2010 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Still best thread on ILX by a mile.
― Weird Al Paca (SeekAltRoute), Sunday, 5 September 2010 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link
kerm ftw
― janice (surm), Sunday, 5 September 2010 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link
THE VANITY FAIR PHOTOSHOOT ALMOST MADE ME CRY INSIDE THE BOOKSTORE
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 5 September 2010 23:40 (thirteen years ago) link
i love this man.
― janice (surm), Monday, 6 September 2010 13:51 (thirteen years ago) link
shes a girl, surm
― proprietor of gib (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.radaronline.com/sites/radaronline.com/files/photos/image_20100913/SPL209308_001_0.jpg
― janice (surm), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 03:29 (thirteen years ago) link
new shoot
aand back with the red
http://celebrity-gossip.net/sites/default/files/imagecache/story_header/photos/lilo-court-test.JPG
― janice (surm), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 03:32 (thirteen years ago) link
RED!!!
― janice (surm), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 03:39 (thirteen years ago) link
otmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotmotm
― friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 05:31 (thirteen years ago) link
great day, or GREATEST DAY?
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 05:33 (thirteen years ago) link
i welcomed her
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 05:36 (thirteen years ago) link
hellohan
― banaka socka flame (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 05:37 (thirteen years ago) link
told yall she'd be back
― proprietor of gib (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link
Permanently I hope. Don't want to see her slip back.
― Les centimĂštres Ă©nigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 16 September 2010 09:10 (thirteen years ago) link
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8u97aRYGK1qz9qooo1_500.jpg
g'day
― jeff, Thursday, 16 September 2010 21:39 (thirteen years ago) link
man her second act of her american life is gonna be awesome
― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Holy moly.
― Excluding Skits and Such (Eazy), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Looking good, but I'm concerned about her because, as nice as it is, a Cayman is no Maserati GranTurismo.
― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link
we are gonna tell our grandkids about how the redemption of lindsay lohan meant something to us all
we have no economy and no legislative body and maybe some of us are in pieces
but we have lindsay
and she is back
― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:18 (thirteen years ago) link
how come she never wears a bra? not complaining or anything, just don't gettit
― jaxon, Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link
Self-lifting boobs.
― Aimless, Friday, 17 September 2010 01:20 (thirteen years ago) link
trying to make "bootstraps" joke. failing.
― "ill samosa, hoos" "gibreel, big wrink" (gr8080), Friday, 17 September 2010 01:29 (thirteen years ago) link
â p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, September 16, 2010 5:18 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
quote for fucking truth
― J0rdan S., Friday, 17 September 2010 01:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Looking good, but I'm concerned about her because, as nice as it is, a Cayman is no Maserati GranTurismo.â Spencer Chow, Thursday, September 16, 2010 10:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
â Spencer Chow, Thursday, September 16, 2010 10:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
what she's driving is the least of my thoughts after seeing that picture
― yeah whatever (whatever), Friday, 17 September 2010 06:07 (thirteen years ago) link
was there a car?
― having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Friday, 17 September 2010 06:13 (thirteen years ago) link
she is def fast
― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Friday, 17 September 2010 07:05 (thirteen years ago) link
playing it fast and hoos
― having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Friday, 17 September 2010 07:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Thread delivers again.<3 Lilo.
― Weird Al Paca (SeekAltRoute), Friday, 17 September 2010 07:17 (thirteen years ago) link
When the inevitable biography gets published, this thread will be an invaluable resource.
― Mark G, Friday, 17 September 2010 08:57 (thirteen years ago) link
it's the thighs as they disappear up the shorts.
― yeah whatever (whatever), Friday, 17 September 2010 21:13 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.tmz.com/2010/09/17/lindsay-lohan-fails-drug-test-probation-dui/
― J0rdan S., Friday, 17 September 2010 21:37 (thirteen years ago) link
no... back we go on the rollercoaster
― yeah whatever (whatever), Friday, 17 September 2010 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.tmz.com/2010/09/20/lindsay-lohan-drug-test-amphetamine-cocaine-probation-addict-addiction-adderall/
Lindsay failed two drug tests -- One for cocaine, and now we know the second was for amphetamines.
Our sources would not divulge the nature of the amphetamines, but Adderall -- the drug Lindsay was prescribed and hooked on -- is an amphetamine.
We do not know which test came first -- the cocaine or the amphetamine. But we're told both tests were taken close together. Lindsay failed her cocaine test the week before last.
― *makes 'drinky-drinky' motion with hand* (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link
makes 'sniffy-sniffy' motion with nose
― buzza, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 23:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Adderall's a hell of a drug.
― Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 23:58 (thirteen years ago) link
i took 40MG of adderall this weekend and promptly fell asleep for two hours. weak.
― I saw him in convulsive throws I said "I'll have one of those" (sunny successor), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 05:19 (thirteen years ago) link
susu > lilo
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 06:01 (thirteen years ago) link
"What is this white powder?"
"um, Vim?"
"Incorrect, it's cocaine. You have failed the test"
― Mark G, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 06:45 (thirteen years ago) link
i dont get the big deal here. celebrities doing cocaine SHOCKER. whyre thy picking on lilo?
― I saw him in convulsive throws I said "I'll have one of those" (sunny successor), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 06:48 (thirteen years ago) link
she's on probaish, i would imagine
― no one was protesting when this happened to (history mayne), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 08:38 (thirteen years ago) link
Doesn't this all go back to her crazy late night speeding down the wrong side of the highway arrest?
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link
That was actually Nicole Richie, IIRC.
― Spencer Chow, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 18:58 (thirteen years ago) link
read yr blogs
― no one was protesting when this happened to (history mayne), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 18:59 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah, shes on probation and not supposed to be doing drugs for a minute.
adderall shouldnt count!
― hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Thursday, 23 September 2010 01:45 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe they banned it in rehab
― janice (surm), Thursday, 23 September 2010 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link
cold turkey kind of thing, altho that wouldn't necessarily make sense
girl should get a scrip
― hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Thursday, 23 September 2010 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link
sister alihttp://dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/spl213331_001.jpg
― janice (surm), Friday, 24 September 2010 05:21 (thirteen years ago) link
no lindsay
― high efficiency unit (J0rdan S.), Friday, 24 September 2010 05:22 (thirteen years ago) link
^^
― janice (surm), Friday, 24 September 2010 05:32 (thirteen years ago) link
â janice (surm), Thursday, September 23, 2010 10:32 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark
― having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Friday, 24 September 2010 05:37 (thirteen years ago) link
hot, ready and nagl
^ missed opportunity
― having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Friday, 24 September 2010 06:02 (thirteen years ago) link
sup ali
― dirk funk (gr8080), Friday, 24 September 2010 11:33 (thirteen years ago) link
16. I don't want to see her underwear or overboob or anything. She's still practically a fetus.
― kkvgz, Friday, 24 September 2010 11:47 (thirteen years ago) link
good looking fetus
― Kerm, Friday, 24 September 2010 11:57 (thirteen years ago) link
That background is so depressing.
― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Friday, 24 September 2010 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link
could they be any stingier with the skirting boards
― the decline of the altbro-hongarian empire (nakhchivan), Friday, 24 September 2010 15:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Lindsay Lohan sent back to jail
― Les centimĂštres Ă©nigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 24 September 2010 17:03 (thirteen years ago) link
:/
― "SEX" drought, 2 wisks (zorn_bond.mp3), Friday, 24 September 2010 17:05 (thirteen years ago) link
The actress previously ackowledged she had failed her drug test, by posting messages on the micro blogging site Twitter."Substance abuse is a disease, which unfortunately doesn't go away over night," she said."I am working hard to overcome it and am taking positive steps. This is certainly a setback for me but I am taking responsibility for my actions and I'm prepared to face the consequences."
"Substance abuse is a disease, which unfortunately doesn't go away over night," she said.
"I am working hard to overcome it and am taking positive steps. This is certainly a setback for me but I am taking responsibility for my actions and I'm prepared to face the consequences."
― "SEX" drought, 2 wisks (zorn_bond.mp3), Friday, 24 September 2010 17:07 (thirteen years ago) link
Denying her bail is messed up - it's not like she's a serial killer.
― Les centimĂštres Ă©nigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 24 September 2010 17:08 (thirteen years ago) link
my FREE LINDSAY t-shirt back in fashion again, sigh. sad i won't actually get an opportunity to wear it for a week, wonder how long she'll be in for this time
― ÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙ (lex pretend), Friday, 24 September 2010 17:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Leaving court mandated rehab early multiple times even as you concede a substance abuse problem is a little messed up, too.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 24 September 2010 17:15 (thirteen years ago) link
She basically needs to leave LA and get new friends. Which isnt going to happen. RIP.
― mayor jingleberries, Friday, 24 September 2010 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link
her outfit looked pretty fly today
― dirk funk (gr8080), Friday, 24 September 2010 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link
she just needs to learn how to not get caught
― janice (surm), Friday, 24 September 2010 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link
it's like, it's not that hard
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pretty comprehensive for a 24 yo
― the decline of the altbro-hongarian empire (nakhchivan), Friday, 24 September 2010 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link
she's like, not that smartxp
― If you want me to "get there," pay attention to my angina (WmC), Friday, 24 September 2010 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link
she's like, likely to be dead in a few years
standard child-star career arc, sadly
― pay to the order of Iron Balls McGinty, $1 and NINE CENTS (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 24 September 2010 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/PKzo3.jpg
― the decline of the altbro-hongarian empire (nakhchivan), Friday, 24 September 2010 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link
pleat your case
― buzza, Friday, 24 September 2010 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link
outfit is HOTTTT
― janice (surm), Friday, 24 September 2010 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link
i hope she makes it at least to thirty.
― ('_') (omar little), Friday, 24 September 2010 18:34 (thirteen years ago) link
lol u guys. i mean, she's fucking up and she's been real dumb about it. but i mean, i went thru a lot of the same shit, at an even younger age. i just didn't get sent to jail for it.
― janice (surm), Friday, 24 September 2010 18:35 (thirteen years ago) link
altho all of the driving stuff -- isn't that how this all started? driving under the influence or whatever? that's just beyond.
― janice (surm), Friday, 24 September 2010 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link
She really does just need a better set of friends.
― (ÂŹ_ÂŹ) (Nicole), Friday, 24 September 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link
and rehab
― Monkeys? Um, no. (HI DERE), Friday, 24 September 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link
so basically what you're saying is you didn't go through the same shit, because you weren't doing these substances out in public and driving and traveling around the world
also, you were doing coke at a younger age?
― mh, Friday, 24 September 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link
We need a better account of your PCP years, surmounter.
― kkvgz, Friday, 24 September 2010 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link
i went thru a lot of the same stuff, but i wasn't as stupid about it. i think a lot of people could attest to that. and while i have never done coke, i rly don't think it's very unusual for people who are younger than 24 to be doing coke. at all.
― janice (surm), Friday, 24 September 2010 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link
lindsay's friends must really suck imo
― ('_') (omar little), Friday, 24 September 2010 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link
so you've basically surmounted over similar circumstances huh
― mh, Friday, 24 September 2010 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link
i guess kinda
― janice (surm), Friday, 24 September 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link
basically all i'm saying is a lot of people have done a lot of the same things, and managed to become decent people
― janice (surm), Friday, 24 September 2010 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link
I KNOW I AM VERY INSIGHTFUL
i was just about to say that lilo reminds me of a lot of the people at my highschool, and then i realized, she was one of the people at my highschool!!!
― janice (surm), Friday, 24 September 2010 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link
I think that one difference is that Lindsay is surrounded by about 100x as many creeps and hangers-on.
― Les centimĂštres Ă©nigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 24 September 2010 18:55 (thirteen years ago) link
you'd think one of those creeps/hangers on would offer to be her driver and carry her drugs for her
― pay to the order of Iron Balls McGinty, $1 and NINE CENTS (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 24 September 2010 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link
srsly these ppl just need to get drivers
― janice (surm), Friday, 24 September 2010 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:OT7DsuZHqUi0gM:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1f/WayneNorthrop-MichaelCulhane.jpg&t=1
IDK this guy lead to so much trouble for Fallon...
― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Friday, 24 September 2010 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link
surm you went to hs with lilo????
― dirk funk (gr8080), Friday, 24 September 2010 19:32 (thirteen years ago) link
LONG ISLAND BABY
― master of retardment (ENBB), Friday, 24 September 2010 19:32 (thirteen years ago) link
*high five*
― janice (surm), Friday, 24 September 2010 19:34 (thirteen years ago) link
But, um, she didn't go to jail for fucking up. She went to jail for fucking up the get-out-of-jail-free agreement, which is, like, another level of fucking up.
To call her friends and family enablers would be an understatement. She might as well land a job as a janitor sweeping up at a coke plant, for all the good they do her.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 24 September 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link
yea ur right josh, she royally screwed up her get-out-of-jail agreement.
how does everybody know this about her friends and family? i literally know next-to-nothing about these people.
― janice (surm), Friday, 24 September 2010 19:40 (thirteen years ago) link
all i know is her mom seems kinda weird, and her dad seems really weird.
― janice (surm), Friday, 24 September 2010 19:42 (thirteen years ago) link
I think people are extrapolating based on how thoroughly she's fucking up; the people around her are either actively sabotaging her efforts to do right or like the world's most ineffective support system
― Monkeys? Um, no. (HI DERE), Friday, 24 September 2010 19:44 (thirteen years ago) link
I remember there was a big brouhaha about fer family abusing her Carvel ice cream card (I think i posted it upthread)...and I thought, 'if these people are this dramatic and exploitative about a freaking free ice cream card, what is the rest of her life like?'
― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Friday, 24 September 2010 19:44 (thirteen years ago) link
damn she looks beautiful
― high efficiency unit (J0rdan S.), Friday, 24 September 2010 19:45 (thirteen years ago) link
― janice (surm), Friday, 24 September 2010 19:45 (thirteen years ago) link
it irl bums me out that I will never get to party with her and do so guilt-free
― dirk funk (gr8080), Friday, 24 September 2010 19:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Dan otm.
― (ÂŹ_ÂŹ) (Nicole), Friday, 24 September 2010 19:46 (thirteen years ago) link
xxxp tbf she is looking a lot healthier
― Les centimĂštres Ă©nigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 24 September 2010 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link
ice cream card sitch being microcosm of how fucked up her fam is = OTM
― dirk funk (gr8080), Friday, 24 September 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link
i dunno man i'd fight for some free carvel
― janice (surm), Friday, 24 September 2010 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link
You'll have to mud wrestle Lohan's mother.
― Les centimĂštres Ă©nigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 24 September 2010 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link
tbf she is looking a lot healthier
True
― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Friday, 24 September 2010 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link
I have friends and ex-girlfriends like this, ugh.
The reason her ass is in jail is that most people, assuming they're not mentally ill or held up by enablers, eventually hit some sort of "rock bottom" either financially, emotionally, or socially and realize they have to change. Meanwhile, this girl is in court for the bazillionth time and pretty much flipping off the judge.
― mh, Friday, 24 September 2010 20:01 (thirteen years ago) link
All this talk of enablers is good and all, but really, for an addict to change it relies wholly on one person: themselves.
― Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 24 September 2010 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jezebel/2010/09/ap100924012188.jpg
This looks more like a fashion designer's illustration than the standard courtroom sketch.
― (ÂŹ_ÂŹ) (Nicole), Friday, 24 September 2010 20:20 (thirteen years ago) link
well that's appropriate imo
― high efficiency unit (J0rdan S.), Friday, 24 September 2010 20:21 (thirteen years ago) link
lol at headline btw
http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/09/24/lindsay.lohan.jail/index.html?hpt=T2
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jezebel/2010/09/ap100924012121.jpg
― (ÂŹ_ÂŹ) (Nicole), Friday, 24 September 2010 20:21 (thirteen years ago) link
went red just in time
― janice (surm), Friday, 24 September 2010 20:22 (thirteen years ago) link
what an elegant bitch
― high efficiency unit (J0rdan S.), Friday, 24 September 2010 20:24 (thirteen years ago) link
haaahahahahaha. i do really love her style, it holds up.
― janice (surm), Friday, 24 September 2010 20:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Is that last one the poster for Caged Heat II?
― nickn, Friday, 24 September 2010 20:53 (thirteen years ago) link
love the attn to louboutin details... haha.
― Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Friday, 24 September 2010 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link
This is circular with what I said! People generally have to hit bottom, which is a recognition of the self. If you're held up from that, you're not going to think anything is actually wrong with you.
― mh, Friday, 24 September 2010 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link
â Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Friday, September 24, 2010 10:05 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
lol yes
― janice (surm), Friday, 24 September 2010 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Yep - was thinking the same. ha.
― master of retardment (ENBB), Friday, 24 September 2010 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link
â the decline of the altbro-hongarian empire (nakhchivan), Friday, September 24, 2010 11:44 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark
^i died^
also: "hot ready and nagl" is hilarious
― hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Friday, 24 September 2010 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link
also love the attn to ectoplasm vomit on lady sherrif's back? is that a liberal license to the awkward flourescent tones of LA County courtrooms?
― Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Friday, 24 September 2010 21:21 (thirteen years ago) link
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― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 24 September 2010 23:21 (thirteen years ago) link
isn't the problem that she's never known any other adult life but this? rock bottom is her "bad days" imo
― dirk funk (gr8080), Friday, 24 September 2010 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link
i suspect the problem is that she, and everyone around her starting with hr parents, is crazy
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 24 September 2010 23:30 (thirteen years ago) link
right. and I'm saying she's never known it any other way
― dirk funk (gr8080), Friday, 24 September 2010 23:31 (thirteen years ago) link
i love crazy
― janice (surm), Friday, 24 September 2010 23:31 (thirteen years ago) link
(new movie title?)
i suppose. i would go as far to say she has some sort of chemical imbalance (LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL) too, but, y'know
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 24 September 2010 23:32 (thirteen years ago) link
â janice (surm), Friday, September 24, 2010 6:31 PM (6 minutes ago)
hahaha yeah, it's fun to watch people fuck up and puke on the couch and make loved ones miserable -- they're not real anyway
― If you want me to "get there," pay attention to my angina (WmC), Friday, 24 September 2010 23:40 (thirteen years ago) link
^ unwarranted
― having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Friday, 24 September 2010 23:44 (thirteen years ago) link
am i supposed to feel like a bad person? suck it.
http://dlisted.com/files/lindsaylohanout.jpg
new mugshot. and she's out of jail already.
― janice (surm), Saturday, 25 September 2010 02:45 (thirteen years ago) link
a lot of other mugshots feeling sorry for themselves tonight
― having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Saturday, 25 September 2010 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link
realtalk
― janice (surm), Saturday, 25 September 2010 02:52 (thirteen years ago) link
i would also like to point out that i wasn't laughing at the idea of being crazy. the LOL's and hahaha's didn't come from me. i love crazy because i am crazy, and i have to. mwah!
― janice (surm), Saturday, 25 September 2010 02:56 (thirteen years ago) link
fantastic dynasty reference Abbott xxxxxxxxxxxx (1 gazillion xps)
― I saw him in convulsive throws I said "I'll have one of those" (sunny successor), Sunday, 26 September 2010 02:11 (thirteen years ago) link
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2010/12/340x_100610x10_lohan_b-gr_01.jpg
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 26 December 2010 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link
thinks bubble about Lohan's head: "Christmas with the fam or Betty Ford Center? Mmm..."
― Les centimĂštres Ă©nigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 26 December 2010 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Why is she wearing the fabric skirt that goes around the base of a Christmas tree as a shirt?
― no pop, no style -- all simply (Viceroy), Sunday, 26 December 2010 23:47 (thirteen years ago) link
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― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 27 December 2010 01:29 (thirteen years ago) link
http://cdn02.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/0106-lindsay-lohan-01-480x720.jpgooops i moved next door to my ex-gf on accident âŸ\(Âș_o)/âŸ
― gr8080, Friday, 7 January 2011 04:01 (thirteen years ago) link
disappointed thats not fourloko
― Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Friday, 7 January 2011 04:05 (thirteen years ago) link
4LOHAN
― Les centimĂštres Ă©nigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 7 January 2011 11:06 (thirteen years ago) link
or 4LILO
â Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 27 December 2010 01:29 (1 week ago)
― surm, Friday, 7 January 2011 11:15 (thirteen years ago) link
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00pjcf4dAg18h/x610.jpgLindsay Lohan, center, introduces Pascal Mouawad, left, to Spike Lee before the Los Angeles Lakers New York Knicks NBA basketball game on Sunday, Jan. 9, 2011, in Los Angeles.
― gr8080, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 08:54 (thirteen years ago) link
oops, photo should be:http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0cLjfqu3Cf8GK/610x.jpg
lovin' it
― surm, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 13:56 (thirteen years ago) link
It looks like they're melting into each other.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 02:15 (thirteen years ago) link
That mistaken photo was more interesting. Strange, strange skin tones.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 02:22 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/lindsay-lohan-attends-the-adidas-snoop-dogg.jpg
― Nigie Dempstah (nakhchivan), Friday, 21 January 2011 14:03 (thirteen years ago) link
elegant bitch
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 21 January 2011 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link
she looks nice there
<3 qts in oversize slogan t-shirts fuiud
― Nigie Dempstah (nakhchivan), Friday, 21 January 2011 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link
also helps she is possibly not wearing pants
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 21 January 2011 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link
helps is the wrong work but you get my point
loud and clear
― Nigie Dempstah (nakhchivan), Friday, 21 January 2011 16:57 (thirteen years ago) link
'assists' is the word you were looking for?
― Mark G, Friday, 21 January 2011 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link
going with 'trouser proudness'
― normal_fantasy-unicorns (contenderizer), Friday, 21 January 2011 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm unflustered with talk of trousers/legs, it's all in the eyes in that photo.
― buy lying (whatever), Friday, 21 January 2011 22:18 (thirteen years ago) link
naturally
but idk until jimmy notics the lo-slung trousers in the bottom right, let him have his um fun
― flopson fauxhawk (nakhchivan), Friday, 21 January 2011 22:21 (thirteen years ago) link
I thought they were thigh highs, so who's the perv now?
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 21 January 2011 22:26 (thirteen years ago) link
^^this moi
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 21 January 2011 22:27 (thirteen years ago) link
i see mini-skirt if anything, not trousers
― buy lying (whatever), Friday, 21 January 2011 22:27 (thirteen years ago) link
ergo, bare legs.
and boots, obv.
hmm
― buy lying (whatever), Friday, 21 January 2011 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link
or
mmm
"Lindsay Lohan's album, 'Speak,' may not have sold many units back in 2004, but every teen girl who heard it went on to become a slutwave artist" - Brian Eno
― Cunga, Friday, 21 January 2011 22:31 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/38858PCN_Lilo04.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 21 January 2011 22:32 (thirteen years ago) link
lol ty matt
― flopson fauxhawk (nakhchivan), Friday, 21 January 2011 22:33 (thirteen years ago) link
http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20100323/293.lohan.lindsay.5.lc.032310.jpg
― flopson fauxhawk (nakhchivan), Friday, 21 January 2011 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link
oh god
― buy lying (whatever), Friday, 21 January 2011 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link
so the beige was skin all along
gd she is so naturally awesome, why did she have to go on the most clichéd troubled diva narrative arc ever
― flopson fauxhawk (nakhchivan), Friday, 21 January 2011 22:35 (thirteen years ago) link
lawdy miss effortless clawdy
― buy lying (whatever), Friday, 21 January 2011 22:35 (thirteen years ago) link
yes, she definitely getting her mojo back.
― buy lying (whatever), Friday, 21 January 2011 22:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Our Amber still regards her as a 'traitor' to the Ginger cause, along with Lily Cole....
― Mark G, Friday, 21 January 2011 22:39 (thirteen years ago) link
elegant. bitch.
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 21 January 2011 22:40 (thirteen years ago) link
http://chicstories.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/clip-image0122.jpg
― flopson fauxhawk (nakhchivan), Friday, 21 January 2011 23:04 (thirteen years ago) link
lawdy
― buy lying (whatever), Friday, 21 January 2011 23:06 (thirteen years ago) link
wtf is going on there
looks like some kind of cake
― Neil S, Friday, 21 January 2011 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link
i wasn't looking at the cake.
― buy lying (whatever), Friday, 21 January 2011 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link
due east of the cake.
pool party gone wrong!
― Neil S, Friday, 21 January 2011 23:10 (thirteen years ago) link
the guy's facial bruise, her lack of clothing, but they both look complicit.
― buy lying (whatever), Friday, 21 January 2011 23:12 (thirteen years ago) link
LiLo: "There are no drugs in this cake!" <slaps baker>
― Les centimĂštres Ă©nigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 21 January 2011 23:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Definitely a suggestive photograph.
"Happy... Lindsay..."
what really happened that fateful night?
― Neil S, Friday, 21 January 2011 23:15 (thirteen years ago) link
WET
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 21 January 2011 23:16 (thirteen years ago) link
The way a smile is starting to peek out from that guy's bashful expression
― Cunga, Friday, 21 January 2011 23:28 (thirteen years ago) link
its a surprise cake along the lines of the "popcorn trick"
― sometimes all it takes is a healthy dose of continental indiepop (tomofthenest), Friday, 21 January 2011 23:37 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/H6sOL.jpghttp://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b221800_first_look_lindsay_lohan_strikes.html
― gr8080, Friday, 21 January 2011 23:37 (thirteen years ago) link
fairy godmother
― buy lying (whatever), Friday, 21 January 2011 23:58 (thirteen years ago) link
"due east of the cake" lol
― dark link (roxymuzak), Saturday, 22 January 2011 01:29 (thirteen years ago) link
that's a beautiful picture and i love that same old chic outfit
is that a new one - the same old chic? elegant bitch
― i like lucy (surm), Saturday, 22 January 2011 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link
who amongst us would have been the best starlet? (besides gr8080, who more or less is)
― mookieproof, Saturday, 22 January 2011 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link
me, duh
― â\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Saturday, 22 January 2011 03:02 (thirteen years ago) link
;p
― â\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Saturday, 22 January 2011 03:03 (thirteen years ago) link
i vote surm
― gr8080, Saturday, 22 January 2011 03:07 (thirteen years ago) link
gr80 otm
― dark link (roxymuzak), Saturday, 22 January 2011 23:24 (thirteen years ago) link
I would kill for the fairy godmother dress
― calling planet dearth (sunny successor), Thursday, 27 January 2011 03:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Lindz looking all kinds of fine btw
― calling planet dearth (sunny successor), Thursday, 27 January 2011 03:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Here we go again
http://www.tmz.com/2011/02/05/lindsay-lohan-charged-felony-grand-theft-shoplifting-jewelry-necklace-venice-california-surveillance-tape/
― StanM, Saturday, 5 February 2011 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link
lol u guys are so cute
― i like lucy (surm), Saturday, 5 February 2011 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link
i think i wd b a good starlet - if i had ENBB by my side
we wd b like katy perry and rihanna
awwww u are the cutest ever
fact.
― ENBB, Saturday, 5 February 2011 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link
― i like lucy (surm), Saturday, 5 February 2011 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link
but who is who??http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1/2009/07/katy-lollipops/katy-perry-rihanna-lollipops-02.jpg
― acid druthers temple (crĂŒt), Saturday, 5 February 2011 18:58 (thirteen years ago) link
i dunno that is a really tough call
― i like lucy (surm), Saturday, 5 February 2011 20:33 (thirteen years ago) link
awesomest picture
― i like lucy (surm), Saturday, 5 February 2011 20:34 (thirteen years ago) link
FREE LINDSAY
― no beans, push to fart (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 5 February 2011 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7djns5R341qbjuvdo1_400.png
― gr8080, Sunday, 6 February 2011 00:53 (thirteen years ago) link
PRO TIP: if you're going to risk felony grand theft necklace pls pick something that looks good
― calling planet dearth (sunny successor), Monday, 7 February 2011 15:57 (thirteen years ago) link
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/02/08/lohan-to-be-charged-with-felony-grand-theft/
― akm, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0amz7XZ3o35DI/x610.jpg1 hour ago
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 09: Actress Lindsay Lohan during her arraignment for a felony count of grand theft on February 9, 2011 in Los Angeles, California. Lohan was charged with a felony count of grand theft for allegedly stealing a $2,500 necklace from a jewelry store in Venice.
― gr8080, Thursday, 10 February 2011 00:45 (thirteen years ago) link
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/03sUd2JfRwfZ4/x610.jpghttp://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0boZgOEcPB4aE/610x.jpghttp://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0gpW3JPcQ271u/x610.jpghttp://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/07YN2NE0mG0OI/x610.jpghttp://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/03q53hg9MB58g/610x.jpg
― gr8080, Thursday, 10 February 2011 00:46 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/moejackson-photos/album011/lindsay-lohan-court-wd0211102.jpg
http://www.robwspage2.com/mystuff/pics/oldstuff/friday-damn.jpg
― jaxon, Thursday, 10 February 2011 03:39 (thirteen years ago) link
motherfucker
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 10 February 2011 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link
her body looks great
― ENBB, Thursday, 10 February 2011 03:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Did she do something to her nose though I mean besides lolcoke? It looks different somehow.
― ENBB, Thursday, 10 February 2011 03:48 (thirteen years ago) link
the difference between the RS cover and these pics is still a pretty :/ decline imo
― omar little, Thursday, 10 February 2011 03:53 (thirteen years ago) link
oh I agree totally
but
she looks better now than she has in a long while
― ENBB, Thursday, 10 February 2011 03:54 (thirteen years ago) link
all i can do is GIS lindsay lohan 2004 and ;_;
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRjH0y0tgS-mAxOqqTI7Ls5t_UMzCi5hMuMwZ4ixa76-CPSJY12
― omar little, Thursday, 10 February 2011 04:01 (thirteen years ago) link
― ENBB, Thursday, 10 February 2011 04:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Smokin'!!
― Brett Lee Roth (SeekAltRoute), Thursday, 10 February 2011 04:02 (thirteen years ago) link
She's dead inside...trying slightly stronger and stronger transgressions to see if she can break through to herself...glad I decided to put her on my deadpool list again this year. (/mr knowitall)
― Groovy Goulet (pixel farmer), Thursday, 10 February 2011 05:26 (thirteen years ago) link
i can see that the dif b/t that and EARLY PICS is a thing, but the ES cover is crappily airbrushed and shitty looking, doesnt even look like her
― dark link (roxymuzak), Thursday, 10 February 2011 05:56 (thirteen years ago) link
SHE CAN DO NO WRONG IN MY EYES
― gr8080, Thursday, 10 February 2011 08:02 (thirteen years ago) link
I wd die inside if it meant Lindsay & I could be empty together.
― beer, beer, beer (Pillbox), Thursday, 10 February 2011 08:11 (thirteen years ago) link
where are the titties of yesteryear
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 10 February 2011 08:12 (thirteen years ago) link
what's going on with the upper lip?!?!?
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 10 February 2011 10:51 (thirteen years ago) link
she looks pretty awes a lot of the time when she's not being prosecuted for shoplifting, tho obv she doesn't have the sort of skin than responds well to her lifestyle excesses
― the ineluctable bigness of john mensah (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 February 2011 11:55 (thirteen years ago) link
upper lip = filler. no question.
― ENBB, Thursday, 10 February 2011 12:04 (thirteen years ago) link
agreed. it is shocking. i saw it in another set of fotos and was appalled. that combined with whatever cheek work she's gotten done over the years is making her look kind of tranny in the face at times. nagl.
― i like lucy (surm), Thursday, 10 February 2011 15:19 (thirteen years ago) link
her style is still impeccable though.
― i like lucy (surm), Thursday, 10 February 2011 15:21 (thirteen years ago) link
her upper lip makes me sad for her. it's like you see it and it becomes the defining characteristic of her looks :(
― lex pretend, Thursday, 10 February 2011 15:23 (thirteen years ago) link
ws that dress
― i like lucy (surm), Thursday, 10 February 2011 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link
x100
I wonder if white dress was supposed to = innocent.
― Peyton Flanders (Nicole), Thursday, 10 February 2011 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link
white at a trial always is.
― i like lucy (surm), Thursday, 10 February 2011 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link
No jewelry except the ring.
― A double shot of Sesame Street (Eazy), Thursday, 10 February 2011 15:39 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah the dress is great, even if the ridges remind me a bit of...cheap wallpaper
― lex pretend, Thursday, 10 February 2011 15:39 (thirteen years ago) link
lol yeah . . . . they remind me of like, colorado
― i like lucy (surm), Thursday, 10 February 2011 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link
i could see the same dress with like chanel or gucci ridges
― i like lucy (surm), Thursday, 10 February 2011 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link
but her HANDS?!
― Trip Maker, Thursday, 10 February 2011 15:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Somebody please tell her the red hair was a gift from God that shouldn't be bleached out.
― Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 10 February 2011 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Our Amber has her down on her "traitor" list.
― Mark G, Thursday, 10 February 2011 16:33 (thirteen years ago) link
― i like lucy (surm), Thursday, 10 February 2011 16:33 (thirteen years ago) link
IT'S TRUE!
― Mark G, Thursday, 10 February 2011 16:34 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm sure! good for amber. knows her values.
― i like lucy (surm), Thursday, 10 February 2011 16:35 (thirteen years ago) link
She's able to carry off a hint of trannyness - it's a good look.
― Bob Six, Thursday, 10 February 2011 16:40 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g192/rrawn/lilobadlook.jpg
this is what you call a bad look
and ur right something does seem off about her nose
― i like lucy (surm), Thursday, 10 February 2011 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_yPtd1S5UQLI/S_kZMTtI33I/AAAAAAAAAC8/38EEmsLpmXM/s1600/basic-instinct-med2.jpghttp://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/moejackson-photos/album011/lindsay-lohan-court-wd0211102.jpg
― StanM, Thursday, 10 February 2011 18:10 (thirteen years ago) link
comparison of right hands
― i fellate myself and want to fly (whatever), Thursday, 10 February 2011 22:39 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/OHJJK.png
― gr8080, Friday, 11 February 2011 23:14 (thirteen years ago) link
bless
― mookieproof, Saturday, 12 February 2011 01:07 (thirteen years ago) link
i am also right now praying with lindsay lohan.
― i fellate myself and want to fly (whatever), Saturday, 12 February 2011 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link
http://assets.rollingstone.com/assets/images/gallery/ce6b22d5b8d9036edd6d18f0c0e9d537c6c4bc3f.jpg
― buzza, Saturday, 12 February 2011 01:16 (thirteen years ago) link
the surly ghosts of 2004
― R. L. Steen's HOOSbumps (some dude), Saturday, 12 February 2011 01:24 (thirteen years ago) link
do those look like sober eyes to u
― i like lucy (surm), Saturday, 12 February 2011 01:36 (thirteen years ago) link
or sober hair
or sober friend
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 12 February 2011 01:39 (thirteen years ago) link
LOOL @ sober hair
― dark link (roxymuzak), Sunday, 13 February 2011 15:04 (thirteen years ago) link
ya sober hair killed me
― ENBB, Sunday, 13 February 2011 20:16 (thirteen years ago) link
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh3a0okipV1qzbq1lo1_500.jpg
― pop the s1ock (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 22:32 (thirteen years ago) link
a few things are starting to go wonky
― utterfilth (whatever), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 23:44 (thirteen years ago) link
girl needs a meryl streep film to bring her back on track
― utterfilth (whatever), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link
missed this last week:
http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2011/02/28/lindsay-lohan-getting-naked-with-james-franco-in-new-book-report-says/
According to a report in the UKâs Herald Sun newspaper, Lohan just inked a deal worth almost $3,400,000 to produce a sexually explicit book with controversial photographer Terry Richardson.Much like Madonnaâs 1992 book âSex,â Lohan plans to strip down to the altogether in a series of explicit nude photos. Instead of using Vanilla Ice as her sexual muse, Lohan has reportedly enlisted former fling James Franco to get naked with her.Read more: http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2011/02/28/lindsay-lohan-getting-naked-with-james-franco-in-new-book-report-says/#ixzz1G2XQ117L
Much like Madonnaâs 1992 book âSex,â Lohan plans to strip down to the altogether in a series of explicit nude photos. Instead of using Vanilla Ice as her sexual muse, Lohan has reportedly enlisted former fling James Franco to get naked with her.
Read more: http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2011/02/28/lindsay-lohan-getting-naked-with-james-franco-in-new-book-report-says/#ixzz1G2XQ117L
― gr8080, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 19:58 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe his hand will get stuck in her crotch for 127 hours.
― OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link
*pre-orders*
― little humma boy (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 20:08 (thirteen years ago) link
*enlists james franco for similar purposes*
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 20:09 (thirteen years ago) link
In other news . . .
Lindsay Lohan's legal team is preparing to sue Kamofie & Co., the jewelry store that alleges that the actress stole a $2,500 necklace, for selling the video surveillance tape of the incident.LiLo's lawyers claim that the jewelry store had no right to sell the tape because Lohan never authorized them to use her image for profit. (They sold it for $35,000 to ET.)TMZ reports that the store sold the exclusive rights to the video to Entertainment Tonight for one week, and then after the one-week period, the store will make more money by selling it to other media outlets.In any case, Lohan is due back in court on Thursday, March 10, to appear for the grand theft case.
LiLo's lawyers claim that the jewelry store had no right to sell the tape because Lohan never authorized them to use her image for profit. (They sold it for $35,000 to ET.)
TMZ reports that the store sold the exclusive rights to the video to Entertainment Tonight for one week, and then after the one-week period, the store will make more money by selling it to other media outlets.
In any case, Lohan is due back in court on Thursday, March 10, to appear for the grand theft case.
― The Man Mens (Phil D.), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 20:28 (thirteen years ago) link
http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/1103/lindsay-lohan-court-dress-06.jpg
― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Thursday, 10 March 2011 21:29 (thirteen years ago) link
A skintight . . . taupe . . . pleather . . . what now? Is that like Future Lindsay coming back to warn her 2011 self about something, or . . . ?
― Ian Curtis danced like a tortured chicken DO U SEE (Phil D.), Thursday, 10 March 2011 21:32 (thirteen years ago) link
http://media.avclub.com/images/articles/article/53665/lindsay-lohan-court-appearance1_jpg_627x325_crop_upscale_q85.jpg
― omar little, Friday, 25 March 2011 23:51 (thirteen years ago) link
::waits for surm to show up and say she looks fantastic::
― NO BLOGS WERE INVOLVED. (some dude), Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:00 (thirteen years ago) link
her mouth is so wrong
― harlan, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:25 (thirteen years ago) link
What is that round her neck? A belt?
― o0o00h really? (boxedjoy), Saturday, 26 March 2011 09:03 (thirteen years ago) link
^ Shakey in training
― kris menace isn't even french (sic), Saturday, 26 March 2011 09:57 (thirteen years ago) link
http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/thefamous/lindsay-lohan-is-dropping-the-lohan/934?nc
OMG WTF
― check out my malady (San Te), Saturday, 26 March 2011 12:27 (thirteen years ago) link
the funniest part about that is 'she knew she finally had one-name recognition after the super bowl commerical with the babies where the one baby said 'lindsay' and everyone knew it was about her' and its like no actually EVERYONE THOUGHT YOU WERE CRAZY FOR THINKING IT WAS ABT U
― Godspeed HOOS! Black Steendriver (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 26 March 2011 15:15 (thirteen years ago) link
if she really wants to escape she should just change her name to something commonfolk and boring like Molly Winterbottoms
― check out my malady (San Te), Saturday, 26 March 2011 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Dorothy Henderson (is this a game?)
― textbook blows on the head (dowd), Saturday, 26 March 2011 21:12 (thirteen years ago) link
She's more of a Chardonnay ChĂąteauny to be honest!
― not_goodwin, Saturday, 26 March 2011 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah she definitely needs alliteration in her name no matter what.
― NO BLOGS WERE INVOLVED. (some dude), Saturday, 26 March 2011 21:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Penelope Pitstop (actually, I think this is a good idea)
― textbook blows on the head (dowd), Saturday, 26 March 2011 21:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Change Pitstop for Cockpit and you're there.
― not_goodwin, Saturday, 26 March 2011 21:45 (thirteen years ago) link
yikes
http://cdn03.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/0329-lindsay-lohan-11-480x720.jpg
― Bleeqwot the Chef (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 22:48 (thirteen years ago) link
â NO BLOGS WERE INVOLVED. (some dude), Saturday, March 26, 2011 12:00 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark
looool
― patrice wil$on is my favorite rapper (history mayne), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link
bloody hell, that's one scary picture
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link
I wish Lindsay would quit it with the spray tan.
â Homosexual II
http://ih2.redbubble.net/work.3396149.5.lp,375x360,b,m,UmVkIFNreSBpbiBNb3JuaW5nLCBTYWlsb3IgVGFrZSBXYXJuaW5n.jpg
― omar little, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 22:57 (thirteen years ago) link
it really does look like she's dying.
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 22:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Fame is really, really good for your skin.
― Call on me (Spinspin Sugah), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link
http://guanoisland.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/poltergeist.jpg
― Anti-mist K-Lo (Phil D.), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 01:44 (twelve years ago) link
Next up: festering boils!
― Aimless, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 02:31 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/bhnBx.jpg
― joygoat, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 03:51 (twelve years ago) link
she shoulda used that album title too
― some dude, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 03:56 (twelve years ago) link
"God is in his holy temple, earthly thoughts be silent now"
xxxx-post
― not_goodwin, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 04:46 (twelve years ago) link
#TeamLiLo She looks good, bb!
― patrice wil$on is my favorite rapper (history mayne), Thursday, 31 March 2011 11:49 (twelve years ago) link
hahahahaha
― gr8080, Thursday, 31 March 2011 16:41 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/31/article-0-0B6CDCC700000578-720_634x699.jpg
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:15 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/31/article-0-0B6CDB7300000578-375_306x423.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/31/article-1372005-0B6CDA5800000578-351_306x423.jpg
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/31/article-1372005-0B6CE0B100000578-806_306x423.jpg
I think she dropped something.
― Mark G, Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link
she should take some naps
― billstevejim, Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:30 (twelve years ago) link
Was really hoping the last image was her pinching a loaf there on the sidewalk.
OK, not really, but still.
― Anti-mist K-Lo (Phil D.), Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:58 (twelve years ago) link
those shoes are pretty incredible
― calling planet dearth (sunny successor), Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:40 (twelve years ago) link
if you mean they look incredibly ridiculous, then yes.
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 31 March 2011 19:13 (twelve years ago) link
I'm sure Gene Simmons has a pair
― whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Thursday, 31 March 2011 19:19 (twelve years ago) link
those shoes are inelegant, bitch
― Elegant Bitch (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 31 March 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link
I think Gary Glitter wore those shoes.
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 31 March 2011 19:50 (twelve years ago) link
oh come on, they're hottt.
― StanM, Thursday, 31 March 2011 20:07 (twelve years ago) link
they're hot cos they're on lohan feet. more pertinent is why she is scrabbling round on the floor. did she drop the pound coin she needed for her asda shop?
― more than a Bale-sized gulf (whatever), Thursday, 31 March 2011 21:30 (twelve years ago) link
Great drinking shoes!
― Si tu parles, tu meurs. Si tu te tais, tu meurs. Alors, dis et (Michael White), Thursday, 31 March 2011 21:31 (twelve years ago) link
I'm shocked that she's wearing underpants.
She um... She IS wearing underpants, isn't she? That color, it can't be natural.
― Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Thursday, 31 March 2011 21:32 (twelve years ago) link
you suggesting she dyes her pubes blue?
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 31 March 2011 21:37 (twelve years ago) link
at least she's wearing something?
― more than a Bale-sized gulf (whatever), Thursday, 31 March 2011 21:37 (twelve years ago) link
Whatever she's doing, shouldn't she be in prison or something?
― not_goodwin, Thursday, 31 March 2011 21:43 (twelve years ago) link
well shes in bars if not behind them
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 31 March 2011 21:45 (twelve years ago) link
technically she's outside the bar in that photo.
― more than a Bale-sized gulf (whatever), Thursday, 31 March 2011 21:46 (twelve years ago) link
Whatever, get over to the ILP thread.
― not_goodwin, Thursday, 31 March 2011 21:48 (twelve years ago) link
i'm tryin
― more than a Bale-sized gulf (whatever), Thursday, 31 March 2011 21:51 (twelve years ago) link
Have replied, tis ok.
anyway, shouldn't she be in rehab or something?
By the time she's 30 (if she manages it, she'll be a walking disaster, and look it)
― not_goodwin, Thursday, 31 March 2011 21:55 (twelve years ago) link
http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/lindsay-lohan-2004.jpg
― omar little, Thursday, 31 March 2011 21:57 (twelve years ago) link
u.u
― Elegant Bitch (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 31 March 2011 22:04 (twelve years ago) link
Only 24 and she looks like my nana.
― not_goodwin, Thursday, 31 March 2011 22:07 (twelve years ago) link
it's like the kipling story about the imp that became a basket case.
― more than a Bale-sized gulf (whatever), Thursday, 31 March 2011 22:07 (twelve years ago) link
she looks like the cryptkeeper
http://blogs.amctv.com/horror-hacker/cryptkeeper-325.jpg
― Mordy, Thursday, 31 March 2011 22:09 (twelve years ago) link
that's a bit unfair
― more than a Bale-sized gulf (whatever), Thursday, 31 March 2011 22:12 (twelve years ago) link
on who?
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 31 March 2011 22:14 (twelve years ago) link
dur
― more than a Bale-sized gulf (whatever), Thursday, 31 March 2011 22:15 (twelve years ago) link
she looks more like Jodie Foster in her 40s after a sparring match at the local gym
― San Te, Thursday, 31 March 2011 22:16 (twelve years ago) link
She's a disaster, isn't it time to move on? There must be another child actress/actor (use the phrase loosely) stumbling into her shoes by now?
― not_goodwin, Thursday, 31 March 2011 22:19 (twelve years ago) link
friday...
― more than a Bale-sized gulf (whatever), Thursday, 31 March 2011 22:28 (twelve years ago) link
― Elegant Bitch (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 31 March 2011 22:30 (twelve years ago) link
Hmmm pole of child actress/actors meltdown?
― not_goodwin, Thursday, 31 March 2011 22:33 (twelve years ago) link
Dakota fanning?
Justine Beeber will no doubt shoot someone with a shotgun in the future.
All those Glee kids can't smile forever, something's gotta give?
― not_goodwin, Thursday, 31 March 2011 22:35 (twelve years ago) link
Miley?
― nickn, Thursday, 31 March 2011 23:22 (twelve years ago) link
most of those glee kids are in their mid-to-late twenties iirc
― major fashion inspiration (reddening), Friday, 1 April 2011 00:07 (twelve years ago) link
I don't really see Lea Michele waking up in her own piss and vomit tho
― San Te, Friday, 1 April 2011 00:13 (twelve years ago) link
LL will never not be on my deadpool list.
― The Louvin Spoonful (WmC), Friday, 1 April 2011 00:16 (twelve years ago) link
Lindsay's life seems like a IRL version of Freaky Friday if she switched places w/ Johnny Rotten
― San Te, Friday, 1 April 2011 00:19 (twelve years ago) link
Justin Bieber is going to stay gold forever.
― gr8080, Friday, 1 April 2011 05:04 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.tmz.com/2011/04/01/lindsay-lohan-911-audio-dawn-holland-betty-ford-criminal-case-rancho-mirage/
― buzza, Friday, 1 April 2011 22:54 (twelve years ago) link
"hello, sheriff's department" <silence>
― nultybutnice (whatever), Friday, 1 April 2011 23:07 (twelve years ago) link
http://imgur.com/Lwor6
― sam500, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 05:12 (twelve years ago) link
3 hours ago
LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 22: Lindsay Lohan arrives for a preliminary hearing to determine if she will stand trial for felony grand theft at the Airport Courthouse April 22, 2011 in Los Angeles, California. Lohan allegedly stole a USD 2,500 necklace from a jewelry store in Venice, California in January. It's expected the charges against Lohan will be reduced from a felony to a misdemeanor.
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/051W3lI1RA5rJ/x610.jpghttp://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/07JTbd18up2Qu/x610.jpghttp://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0d3o2s50Tb8rf/x610.jpghttp://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00AD1rdbuQ56P/x610.jpghttp://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0dor4Ax3DRf9U/x610.jpghttp://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/08btc3ggom3IR/x610.jpghttp://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/02MW32F7NX3Eg/x610.jpghttp://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/09EXavo49iccv/x610.jpghttp://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0f1D1aCbvr0Md/x610.jpghttp://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0gam3rT643eB8/x610.jpg
― gr8080, Friday, 22 April 2011 20:40 (twelve years ago) link
also did we miss this:
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0bTp1Bkbu1aLh/610x.jpg
Lindsay Lohan Joins, Then Leaves, Then Rejoins Gotti Biopic
― gr8080, Friday, 22 April 2011 20:41 (twelve years ago) link
gotti clan is a bunch of scuzzballs, kinda shameful to rub elbows w/them even if that's the way to get a pic made
― omar little, Friday, 22 April 2011 21:04 (twelve years ago) link
travolta is gonna make a weird gotti tbqf
― omar little, Friday, 22 April 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link
what happened to surmounter?
― O da Huge Manatee (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 22 April 2011 21:15 (twelve years ago) link
he's in the witness protection program
― buzza, Friday, 22 April 2011 21:17 (twelve years ago) link
he was a good message board poster imo
― O da Huge Manatee (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 22 April 2011 21:19 (twelve years ago) link
120 days in jail
probably out long before that, though.
― omar little, Saturday, 23 April 2011 00:13 (twelve years ago) link
poor surm
― mookieproof, Saturday, 23 April 2011 00:14 (twelve years ago) link
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 23 April 2011 08:07 (twelve years ago) link
did anybody else click that link thinking it was gonna be a thread about surm spending 120 days in jail
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v237/vaden83/SMILIES/HandRaiseSmilie.gif
― StanM, Saturday, 23 April 2011 08:14 (twelve years ago) link
best smiley ive seen in a while
― gr8080, Saturday, 23 April 2011 08:23 (twelve years ago) link
â ÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙÙ (lex pretend), Tuesday, July 6, 2010 11:56 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― lex pretend, Saturday, 23 April 2011 08:37 (twelve years ago) link
how does visitation work at jails? if you show up will they just bring the person down? or does it have to be pre-arranged? inquiring minds (me) want to know
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 23 April 2011 08:40 (twelve years ago) link
xp At this rate a FREE LINDSAY tattoo might be a sound investment.
― grill 'em bake 'em fry 'em burn 'em (snoball), Saturday, 23 April 2011 08:40 (twelve years ago) link
hi lindsay can i get yr cellmates email why because she look intersting xp
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 23 April 2011 08:42 (twelve years ago) link
lex: pics or it didnt happen
― gr8080, Saturday, 23 April 2011 08:54 (twelve years ago) link
i actually have one! this is from last july. caught mid-funny face :/
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/39112_416488156995_686231995_5218580_4372732_n.jpg
― lex pretend, Saturday, 23 April 2011 09:17 (twelve years ago) link
and this one dates back to 2007! oh lindsay you've been in and out of jail for FOUR YEARS now :(
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/205131_6372243545_509033545_277046_5987_n.jpg
― lex pretend, Saturday, 23 April 2011 09:23 (twelve years ago) link
I WANT ONE
― it always seems to have dick smith in it (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 23 April 2011 11:00 (twelve years ago) link
^^ the wave of the future
― Aimless, Saturday, 23 April 2011 17:37 (twelve years ago) link
http://cocoperez.com/2011-05-02-lindsay-lohan-covers-blank-magazine-may-2011/?feat=yes
― j lol (surm), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 13:50 (twelve years ago) link
sagl
― gr8080, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 18:06 (twelve years ago) link
this bookmark popped up right when i got to work and i juuuuuuust got home and i've been curious all day what the bump was abt
thread delivers
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:59 (twelve years ago) link
she looks pretty great i think, but i still think in general if she goes one step closer to fakeness her face is gonna look busted
― j lol (surm), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 23:10 (twelve years ago) link
very much out of character
― lloyd banks knew my father (history mayne), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 23:12 (twelve years ago) link
in some pix she's starting to look like that lady who does plastuc surgery to make herself look like a cat!
― j lol (surm), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 23:14 (twelve years ago) link
still tho
http://newsoholics.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/lindsay-lohan-white-dress-682x1024.jpg
forever <3 <3 <3 <3
― j lol (surm), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 23:18 (twelve years ago) link
â surm, Friday, 7 January 2011 22:15 (3 months ago)
― I have some kind of staph infection, and the only prescription is IALEX (sic), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 23:43 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.hamburgereyeland.com/servlet/the-174/LINDZINE-%231/Detailhttp://www.hamburgereyeland.com/media/00/a20791612eac324f4decee_m.jpg
― gr8080, Thursday, 5 May 2011 20:14 (twelve years ago) link
:::purchases:::
― gr8080, Thursday, 5 May 2011 20:21 (twelve years ago) link
that's an arresting bikini shot
― nultybutnice (whatever), Thursday, 5 May 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link
That's the Lindisfarne fan club magazine, isn't it?
― Mark G, Friday, 6 May 2011 08:37 (twelve years ago) link
ugh. this tyler shields dude is so corny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcTouOxcMik
― jaxon, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 02:29 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1389977/Out-shape-Lindsay-Lohan-shows-pot-belly-poolside-break-sister-Ali.html
― ÍÌÍÌ ÍÍÌ̱̩ÌÌŁÌÍÌŻÌ± ÍÍÌÌÍ̶ÌÍÌčÌ«ÌłtÍÍÍŠÌÍ©ÍšÌÌÍÍÌ„ÌźÍ (gr8080), Monday, 23 May 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/05/23/article-1389977-0C3355BD00000578-406_468x567.jpg
― sean gramophone, Monday, 23 May 2011 20:11 (twelve years ago) link
always happy when this thread has new answers
― nultybutnice (whatever), Monday, 23 May 2011 20:13 (twelve years ago) link
Always?http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/05/23/article-1389977-0C36D8AD00000578-747_224x671.jpg
― not_goodwin, Monday, 23 May 2011 20:30 (twelve years ago) link
if that's a pot belly i'm lars von trier
― nultybutnice (whatever), Monday, 23 May 2011 20:46 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, that is fucked.
― Trip Maker, Monday, 23 May 2011 20:50 (twelve years ago) link
If it was any other female celebrity, they'd say it was a baby bump.
― Handjobs for a sport (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 23 May 2011 22:23 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--rs7Ni7nmA
― caek, Saturday, 28 May 2011 10:52 (twelve years ago) link
now that's good actin'
― StanM, Saturday, 28 May 2011 11:10 (twelve years ago) link
Music?
― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Saturday, 28 May 2011 11:29 (twelve years ago) link
Tamaryn - Cascades
âLindsay Lohan,â a film by Richard Phillips.
Lindsay has an incredible emotional and physical presence on screen that holds an existential vulnerability, while harnessing the power of the transcendentalâthe moment in transition. She is able to connect with us past all of our memory and projection, expressing our own inner eminence.-Richard Phillips
This is Richard Phillipsâ first short film.
― Bob Six, Saturday, 28 May 2011 12:27 (twelve years ago) link
Awesome. She should stick to non-speaking pretentious ambient art films.
― Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 28 May 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link
Seems to me like a rather pathetic attempt to harness her wretched addictions as an engine to power a Marilyn Monroe type of mythology.
― Aimless, Saturday, 28 May 2011 17:31 (twelve years ago) link
How did her agent and her accept the role? Please tell me there's a 100 page script somewhere.
― StanM, Saturday, 28 May 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link
We will give you x amount of money to lounge around in a swimming pool for a few hours.
― Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 28 May 2011 19:14 (twelve years ago) link
... while harnessing the power of the transcendentalâthe moment in transition, so you can connect with us past all of our memory and projection, expressing our own inner eminence.
― StanM, Saturday, 28 May 2011 20:29 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/QaK2o.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 28 May 2011 22:12 (twelve years ago) link
OH CRAP I guess that's NSFW?
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 28 May 2011 22:13 (twelve years ago) link
this thread already may be NSFW though i dunno
title's kinda nsfw
― You made the right choice, Deanne... (stevie), Saturday, 28 May 2011 22:16 (twelve years ago) link
says a lot about that photo that I completely missed the nipple.
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 28 May 2011 22:18 (twelve years ago) link
Pretty skanky tbh.
― not_goodwin, Saturday, 28 May 2011 22:24 (twelve years ago) link
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it also says a lot about her nipples
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 28 May 2011 22:25 (twelve years ago) link
yeah that is one pale nipple
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 28 May 2011 22:26 (twelve years ago) link
no complaints here
― LL Coolna (absolutely clean glasses), Saturday, 28 May 2011 23:24 (twelve years ago) link
skanky? no. freckles. yes.
― nultybutnice (whatever), Sunday, 29 May 2011 01:59 (twelve years ago) link
I would make a million arty films starring Lindsay. And I don't even mean because she's hot - imagine how good a remake of 'Meshes of the Afternoon' starring Lindsay would be.
― textbook blows on the head (dowd), Sunday, 29 May 2011 22:10 (twelve years ago) link
art film my arse
im going to have to assume the guy who made it has some kind of rep, hence nonsense like this:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/jonathanjonesblog/2011/may/30/richard-phillips-lindsay-lohan
built on the idea that if the guy who made it is an artist then it must be art
― ^^ new board description!!!1!! (history mayne), Monday, 30 May 2011 11:26 (twelve years ago) link
nah come on there are loads of art dudes who have made great art movies. like
― now at least you know what old-school doctor who fans are like (Noodle Vague), Monday, 30 May 2011 11:28 (twelve years ago) link
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do u ever read art press or
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 30 May 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link
are you making a point or
― ^^ new board description!!!1!! (history mayne), Monday, 30 May 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link
p.s. boobs itt
― contenderizer, Monday, 30 May 2011 19:42 (twelve years ago) link
arse film my art
― StanM, Monday, 30 May 2011 19:44 (twelve years ago) link
He was right, wasn't he? We're clearly way more in touch with our own inner eminence since we've seen his creation.
― StanM, Monday, 30 May 2011 19:47 (twelve years ago) link
â ^^ new board description!!!1!! (history mayne), Monday, May 30, 2011 7:39 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
that "calling something art" "because an artist did it" has been a thing for about 100 years or so
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 30 May 2011 21:18 (twelve years ago) link
and that yeah the art press is a bunch of hilarious dbags
i know it's been a thing for a minute, it's still dumb
^^ new board description!!1!
― if white indie hipsters could fly this place would be top gun (history mayne), Monday, 30 May 2011 21:26 (twelve years ago) link
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 30 May 2011 21:27 (twelve years ago) link
hilarity â in the eye of the bag-holder
― trying to part the foreskin of the bag - crying... (contenderizer), Monday, 30 May 2011 21:27 (twelve years ago) link
(wasn't actually making a claim for the films artistic quality, btw, just drunkenly imagining a new career for Lohan.)
― textbook blows on the head (dowd), Monday, 30 May 2011 23:19 (twelve years ago) link
Results 1 - 10 of about 331 for "lindsay lohan slut". (0.21 seconds)
― buzza, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 00:11 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, the music on that 'art film'...
It seems that "Kevin Shields" setting is default for this sort of thing...
― Mark G, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 11:11 (twelve years ago) link
the music is by tamaryn http://www.myspace.com/imagesmusic
― caek, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link
http://dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/spl287817_037.jpg
― jaxon, Monday, 13 June 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link
hot picture
― j lol (surm), Monday, 13 June 2011 20:30 (twelve years ago) link
I would still stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
― StanM, Monday, 13 June 2011 20:36 (twelve years ago) link
i like how it looks like she's wearing a black one piece from 1972
― j lol (surm), Monday, 13 June 2011 20:38 (twelve years ago) link
too many good photos itt
― whatever, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 21:32 (twelve years ago) link
http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1386561836/16.jpg
― j lol (surm), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:26 (twelve years ago) link
― tehresa, Friday, 17 June 2011 15:36 (twelve years ago) link
i know rite
― j lol (surm), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:38 (twelve years ago) link
― And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore (contenderizer), Friday, 17 June 2011 18:27 (twelve years ago) link
compelling
― ogmor, Friday, 17 June 2011 18:33 (twelve years ago) link
She looks so good from far away but then you get the closeups and she looks 20 years older than she is and it all goes downhill so quickly. Hot pic though.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 17 June 2011 18:35 (twelve years ago) link
she has been in the bacon oven too long
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Friday, 17 June 2011 18:41 (twelve years ago) link
i dunno, i think it all depends. there are definitely days when i look older than i am. some closeups of her look nice i think!
loove that dress she's wearing too
― j lol (surm), Friday, 17 June 2011 18:47 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah the dress is amazing. How old is she now? I'm sure there are some nice closeups but most of the ones aren't so great.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 17 June 2011 18:53 (twelve years ago) link
24. Jeez...
― Number None, Friday, 17 June 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link
she kinda looks like someone you'd meet and think "jeez she looks worn out" and you'd guess her actual age to be 29 rather than the 34 you think she appears to be.
― omar little, Friday, 17 June 2011 18:57 (twelve years ago) link
she looks 54
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Friday, 17 June 2011 18:59 (twelve years ago) link
lol u guys. i don't agree. i know there are times when she looks older but i think there are plenty of times when she looks young in the face.
― j lol (surm), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:01 (twelve years ago) link
she makes a great MILF tbqf
― omar little, Friday, 17 June 2011 19:04 (twelve years ago) link
she looks like an uncouth rag from a Mississauga dumpster
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:04 (twelve years ago) link
OK lol she obviously doesn't look 54 but I just went back through the thread and she looks a lot older in the face than a 24 year old should. I think she's gorgeous and I just want her to get better Surm! Don't be mad.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:05 (twelve years ago) link
lol i'm not!
― j lol (surm), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:07 (twelve years ago) link
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:08 (twelve years ago) link
hanle y ot m
― Mr. Patrick Batman (WmC), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:10 (twelve years ago) link
I am sick of her shit! She wronged me bad
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:14 (twelve years ago) link
http://media.topman.com/wcsstore/TopMan/images/catalog/37G21CGYM_large.jpg
― whatever, Friday, 17 June 2011 21:52 (twelve years ago) link
i just don't know
― j lol (surm), Friday, 17 June 2011 21:56 (twelve years ago) link
poor Lindsay, I have her album.
― resonate with awesomeness (jel --), Friday, 17 June 2011 21:57 (twelve years ago) link
her version of "i want you to want me" came up on shuffle yesterday, i forget who on ilx was stanning for it at the time but it made me think of better days :(
― broke, broke, broke usher (reddening), Friday, 17 June 2011 22:09 (twelve years ago) link
are you trying to turn me on?
― akm, Friday, 17 June 2011 22:40 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.tnr.com/blog/jonathan-chait/91193/lindsay-lohans-right-wing-monetary-views
http://cdn.videogum.com/files/2011/06/lohan_finance_tweet.jpg
― j., Friday, 1 July 2011 18:17 (twelve years ago) link
she's really testing my loyalty
― gr8080+ (gr8080), Friday, 1 July 2011 22:05 (twelve years ago) link
Poor kid, so that's why she shoplifted that jewelry. Just trying to keep up against inflation.
― Aimless, Friday, 1 July 2011 23:45 (twelve years ago) link
hot, ready and hedging
― brownie, Saturday, 2 July 2011 17:49 (twelve years ago) link
she is a dumpster
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Saturday, 2 July 2011 18:14 (twelve years ago) link
Celebrating her freedom from jail by going to a bar but returning to the photographer's captivity - a mess with sexy shoes
http://i56.tinypic.com/b3qyqs.jpg
― StanM, Saturday, 2 July 2011 18:34 (twelve years ago) link
â brownie, Saturday, July 2, 2011 1:49 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
genuine lols
― Psyduck is My Spirit Animal (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 2 July 2011 18:53 (twelve years ago) link
She was paid for that tweet about inflation: http://www.slate.com/id/2298195
― StanM, Sunday, 3 July 2011 20:29 (twelve years ago) link
that's probably why it says "ad"
― â (max), Sunday, 3 July 2011 20:30 (twelve years ago) link
well i mean
Have you guys seen food and gas prices lately? U.S. $ will soon be worthless if the Fed keeps printing money! http://spn.tw/t1exbE #ad27 Jun via Sponsored Tweets
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 3 July 2011 20:31 (twelve years ago) link
i want to get paid for tweets!!
― dude, you're getting Adele! (markers), Sunday, 3 July 2011 20:36 (twelve years ago) link
She's also paid to manage CaptainLorax's stock portfolio
― buzza, Sunday, 3 July 2011 20:36 (twelve years ago) link
Oh. That was too small/light blue to notice on my phone initially, but now you mention it, ok.
― StanM, Sunday, 3 July 2011 20:37 (twelve years ago) link
that's just tacky
― sonderangerbot, Sunday, 3 July 2011 20:41 (twelve years ago) link
This dude paid a $285,000 fine to the SEC when he was 15 ! (in that article I linked to)
― StanM, Sunday, 3 July 2011 20:50 (twelve years ago) link
Who is Donald Cook, anyway?
― Mark G, Monday, 4 July 2011 08:45 (twelve years ago) link
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g192/rrawn/lindsay25thbirthday.jpg
― j lol (surm), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 14:46 (twelve years ago) link
25th bday dinner, looking v v pretty
That white is so striking.
― 0pal_3ss, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 14:50 (twelve years ago) link
Her hair or the dress?
― Michael Bay, CEO of Transformers (Phil D.), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 14:50 (twelve years ago) link
she used to be ^ ^ pretty ^ ^ but now she's v v pretty v v
― hoovers like jagger (some dude), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 14:52 (twelve years ago) link
I can't imagine getting into a car in that dress then getting out and it being so white still. Even a short car ride would be long enough for me to get coffee or chocolate or blood or something crazy on it. And unlike Lindsay I wouldn't be discarding it after one wear.
― 0pal_3ss, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 15:03 (twelve years ago) link
i love how her new look is "balancing myself on the car"
― j lol (surm), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 15:06 (twelve years ago) link
With old pics like this for easy pilfering she has all the bases covered:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR-VIGQjxBg
― Gorge, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 17:44 (twelve years ago) link
Lindsay Lohan made a court appearance on Thursday to check in on her progress following her release from house arrest, but now it looks like she's facing a whole different problem. She's broke.
According to People.com, the actress hasn't been able to keep up with her court-ordered psychological treatment because she can't afford it.
The Daily Mail reports her lawyer, Shaun Chapman Holley, revealed during the hearing that due to Lohan's lack of acting gigs, her Screen Actors Guild coverage has run out. She did manage to film a commercial while under a 35-day house arrest, and recently did a racy photo shoot with celebrity photographer Tyler Shields. But these brief jobs apparently aren't paying the bills. She no longer has medical insurance and is unable to attend group therapy because of the hounding paparazzi.
― buzza, Friday, 22 July 2011 19:07 (twelve years ago) link
she should sell shit on eBay, she'd never have to work again
― PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Friday, 22 July 2011 19:08 (twelve years ago) link
would purchase knickknacks from a lilo etsy store
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 22 July 2011 21:07 (twelve years ago) link
on the real tho thats pretty sad
i think i'd feel bad for her if she hadn't been such an arrogant dickhead about not heeding the advice of every other person who could tell this was the road she was headed down all those years go.
― drowning cool (some dude), Friday, 22 July 2011 22:27 (twelve years ago) link
get her in the studio w/ dr luke asap
― J0rdan S., Friday, 22 July 2011 22:27 (twelve years ago) link
like this is almost too otm to be funny: http://snltranscripts.jt.org/04/04tmono.phtml
― drowning cool (some dude), Friday, 22 July 2011 22:29 (twelve years ago) link
oh man
― J0rdan S., Friday, 22 July 2011 22:31 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/tRemy.gif
― ( âąàžŽ.âąàž±) (gr8080), Friday, 29 July 2011 01:40 (twelve years ago) link
god i loved that outfit
i remember when that outfit happened
grady didn't u im me about it
i swear
― j lol (surm), Friday, 29 July 2011 15:01 (twelve years ago) link
surm i think you posted it but we have imed about it before, yes.
― ( âąàžŽ.âąàž±) (gr8080), Friday, 29 July 2011 16:41 (twelve years ago) link
yah i posted it and u like got excited
i mean when she wins she wins
― j lol (surm), Friday, 29 July 2011 16:54 (twelve years ago) link
otm and otm
― ( âąàžŽ.âąàž±) (gr8080), Friday, 29 July 2011 17:03 (twelve years ago) link
lololol suing pitbull for ALL the profits from a song where he name checks her
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/lohan_sues_rappers_over_song_jail_HQVf92lY9AwRDeil9OXMSJ
― îî (gr8080), Saturday, 20 August 2011 00:39 (twelve years ago) link
not sure why "corpsewatch" got left out of the thread title tbh
― Looking for Mrs Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 August 2011 00:40 (twelve years ago) link
i was thinking today that Emma Stone is basically enjoying the career that Lohan should have had
― îî (gr8080), Saturday, 20 August 2011 00:42 (twelve years ago) link
smh
― markers, Saturday, 20 August 2011 00:46 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/mfvq9.png
― markers, Saturday, 20 August 2011 00:49 (twelve years ago) link
― îî (gr8080), Saturday, 20 August 2011 01:05 (twelve years ago) link
â îî (gr8080), Friday, August 19, 2011 8:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
omg i was just saying this to ari yesterday
― max, Saturday, 20 August 2011 01:50 (twelve years ago) link
hi-five/mindmeld
― îî (gr8080), Saturday, 20 August 2011 02:09 (twelve years ago) link
fivemeld
― steens furiously (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 20 August 2011 06:22 (twelve years ago) link
miss u boo
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 20 August 2011 06:24 (twelve years ago) link
boo, u miss
― îî (gr8080), Saturday, 20 August 2011 06:37 (twelve years ago) link
come back to us lindz
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 20 August 2011 06:43 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/mC4bB.jpg
― markers, Saturday, 20 August 2011 06:57 (twelve years ago) link
. . .
jk
emma stone has more comedic talent than lohan, so we traded up tbh
― some dude, Saturday, 20 August 2011 11:09 (twelve years ago) link
don't think this has been on here? the video for Theophilus London's rather weak electro cover of Oops (Oh My) is a fashiony-type fillum of La Lohan smoking, snorting and sexing in a hotel room
― rude ragga beats from the F. U. Schnickens (sic), Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:01 (twelve years ago) link
I don't know if I am more appalled by the cover or by the boring video. Oops (Oh My) is a classic y'all, why do people think they have the right to mess with it?
― ÂŻ\(°_o)/ÂŻ (Nicole), Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:04 (twelve years ago) link
oops did I forget the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-DE3clAjNc&feature=related
Ladytron's Oops cover was fantastic tho
― rude ragga beats from the F. U. Schnickens (sic), Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:30 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2011/09/15/pagesix/web_photos/Lindsay_Lohan--300x300.jpg
― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:11 (twelve years ago) link
yuk
― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:48 (twelve years ago) link
What happened to such a cute girl. Trying hard to look like a ho. That she would denigrate herself like that, maybe she is or was abused!
― Die, Foghat, Die (Mount Cleaners), Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:51 (twelve years ago) link
yes maybe she is abused
― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:51 (twelve years ago) link
I'm afraid she'll end up in porn with hair like that. What happened to the natural redhead cutie!
― Die, Foghat, Die (Mount Cleaners), Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:53 (twelve years ago) link
http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/the-troll-hunter-header.jpg
― a fake wannabe trying to be a pimp (history mayne), Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:54 (twelve years ago) link
Oh, Linds. Nothing about that picture looks good. Corpse lipstick ;_;.
― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:56 (twelve years ago) link
too late, mount cleaners, too late
― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Thursday, 15 September 2011 17:00 (twelve years ago) link
can I just
http://cdn04.cdn.egotastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/lindsay-lohan-le-bain-NYC-06-480x732.jpg
― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 15 September 2011 17:22 (twelve years ago) link
oh jesus
― quincie, Thursday, 15 September 2011 17:41 (twelve years ago) link
is that her mom?
she looks presentable there.
― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Thursday, 15 September 2011 19:07 (twelve years ago) link
Is she doing the Deep Throat movie? Is that what the hair is about?
― Corn Maze to the Dark Side (Eazy), Friday, 16 September 2011 00:00 (twelve years ago) link
linda lovelace wasn't blonde iirc?
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 16 September 2011 01:28 (twelve years ago) link
not that deep throat movie
― me stalk shithead one day (some dude), Friday, 16 September 2011 01:29 (twelve years ago) link
are we sure that's not a kristen wiig character?
― J0rdan S., Friday, 16 September 2011 01:30 (twelve years ago) link
kinda feeling it tbh
maybe not in them shoes tho
― r|t|c, Friday, 16 September 2011 01:34 (twelve years ago) link
so reassuring that the img link in the first post hasnt broken in all these years
― r|t|c, Friday, 16 September 2011 01:37 (twelve years ago) link
^^^Never Forget
― Status Update...in my Seether? (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 16 September 2011 02:01 (twelve years ago) link
New Season in Camp Runamuckyhttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/16/lindsay-lohan-throws-a-glass-at-photographer-hits-cocktail-waitress-instead-at-fashion-week-party_n_966010.html?icid=maing-grid7|main5|dl2|sec3_lnk1|96182
― dow, Friday, 16 September 2011 22:16 (twelve years ago) link
http://rumorfix.com/2011/09/exclusive-photos-lindsay-lohan-dina-lohans-birthday-kiss/
― LOVES R.U.B. (carstens), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 02:55 (twelve years ago) link
http://i54.tinypic.com/2nssv0h.jpg
― Kerm, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 03:01 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.thesuperficial.com/lindsay-lohan-dream-hotel-owner-vikram-chatwal-coke-09-2011
this is sad/gross
― ÂŻ\(°_o)/ÂŻ (Nicole), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 03:02 (twelve years ago) link
lol kerm
― banana mogul (goole), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 03:19 (twelve years ago) link
That picture. O_O
― will eat pudding (ENBB), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 03:22 (twelve years ago) link
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls28kvT4Od1qb7nnio1_500.gif
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 15:03 (twelve years ago) link
oh jeez
― thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 29 September 2011 00:19 (twelve years ago) link
p unchill
― markers, Thursday, 29 September 2011 00:20 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/27/article-2042324-0E1A03D700000578-160_468x803.jpg
― per metal injection (Eazy), Monday, 3 October 2011 03:37 (twelve years ago) link
Linday, honey, BRA please!
― quincie, Monday, 3 October 2011 15:30 (twelve years ago) link
that should be agl, but it is emphatically NAGL
― the tax avocado (DJP), Monday, 3 October 2011 15:31 (twelve years ago) link
http://picju.com/images/xq58bh.jpeghttp://picju.com/images/lrtghy.jpeg
― Moodles, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 14:20 (twelve years ago) link
YelloOhYeah.MP4
― per metal injection (Eazy), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 14:21 (twelve years ago) link
Why is there a chimp between her boobs?
She looks great in B&W. Also gf needs to stop wearing the deathly pale pink lipstick she's been sporting all week. The bleached hair already washes her out enough.
― Juggy Brottleteenï»ż (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 14:23 (twelve years ago) link
nice carpet knife blades
― caek, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 14:29 (twelve years ago) link
why wouldnt there be?
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 14:31 (twelve years ago) link
Fair point.
― Juggy Brottleteenï»ż (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 14:31 (twelve years ago) link
http://picju.com/images/lrtghy.jpeg
oh, boo...
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 14:32 (twelve years ago) link
..bz
― Kerm, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 14:39 (twelve years ago) link
cleavage to spazz by
― Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 14:39 (twelve years ago) link
Not a big fan of her boobs, tbh, and a pale, freckly lass is a fool to wash herself out w/blonde hair.
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 14:58 (twelve years ago) link
her fashion and style choice pale and freckle in comparison to looking like a old sad zombie due to booze and drug abuse..
― Kerm, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 15:07 (twelve years ago) link
She looks good in b&w flipping us off.
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 15:50 (twelve years ago) link
who's the boy with his own chest out in the pap shot?
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 16:40 (twelve years ago) link
it took far too long for me to parse that as "paparazzi"
― the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 16:46 (twelve years ago) link
Looks like it might be Phillippe Plein, lex
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 16:52 (twelve years ago) link
interested to compare color and b&w pics. something tells me the b&w pics are smoke & mirrors.
― funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 16:55 (twelve years ago) link
the chimp is a Terry Richardson insignia
more from that shoot here:
http://www.terrysdiary.com/page/2
― â (gr8080), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 17:05 (twelve years ago) link
Link doesn't work gr8080
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 17:07 (twelve years ago) link
yes it does.
― â (gr8080), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 17:08 (twelve years ago) link
Now it does...
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 17:10 (twelve years ago) link
Richardson's a fucking creep but the pictures are nice. My heart usually sinks a little whenever see this thread revived. However much of it is smoke and mirrors, it's a welcome break from the usual grim stuff.
― Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 17:15 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah I thought it was a Terry R. thing but then I wasn't sure.
― Juggy Brottleteenï»ż (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link
Shooting at Brasserie Lipp! Ha ha, I did that twenty years ago!
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 17:19 (twelve years ago) link
No chimps in my cleavage, though. Damn!
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 17:20 (twelve years ago) link
she looks fine but honestly somebody who sticks with that blonde hair that much and is convinced she is the world's next marilyn monroe needs a serious, and i mean serious, wake-up call
― surm, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link
surm what are your thoughts on lindsey wixson
― â (gr8080), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 17:28 (twelve years ago) link
Why is LiLo trying to appeal to cougar/milf fans? :-(
― StanM, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 17:29 (twelve years ago) link
whaa?
― Juggy Brottleteenï»ż (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 17:30 (twelve years ago) link
Omg I fucking <3 me some Lindsey Wixson
― (âŻÂ° âĄâïŒâŻïž” â»âŚÉıÉÇdsâÊÉ„bıŚâpÇÉčââ» (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 17:31 (twelve years ago) link
She looks at least 10 years older than her 25 years imho xpost
― StanM, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 17:32 (twelve years ago) link
Wixson:
Love the bee-stung lips but the nose is odd.
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 17:34 (twelve years ago) link
wixon's wiki profile is so strange
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 17:35 (twelve years ago) link
i dunno this windsey wixon
― surm, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 17:39 (twelve years ago) link
jesus christ lindsay wixson was born in 1994
― max, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 17:42 (twelve years ago) link
â StanM, Wednesday, October 5, 2011 12:32 PM (29 minutes ago)
She probably knows she'll never look her actual age anymore without a full time pit crew, so she might as well head in the opposite direction.
― Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 18:03 (twelve years ago) link
We need to start a thread like this on a serial wdyll ilxor
― I just got back from a dream attack (sunny successor), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 01:50 (twelve years ago) link
:/ sad post
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 02:26 (twelve years ago) link
LL was on fashion police in one of those white dresses and the white hair. it's just a stupid look, seriously undermines her fashion credibility.
― surm, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 02:27 (twelve years ago) link
i liked it when she was doing white dresses with black hair tho
― surm, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 02:39 (twelve years ago) link
http://makeupforlife.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/lindsay-lohan-makeup-bobby-photocall-63rd-venice-film-festival.jpg
seems like only yesterday
― surm, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 02:43 (twelve years ago) link
― markers, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 02:46 (twelve years ago) link
aw, white dress + freckles + dark hair remind me of karen allen
http://cinematicpassions.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/raiders1.jpg
― buzza, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 02:51 (twelve years ago) link
Aw, totally. The Wanderers! <3 her.
― Juggy Brottleteenï»ż (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 02:53 (twelve years ago) link
lol that I thought of that as a movie she was in first.
http://funver.com/images/stories/people/celebrities/lindsay_lohan/lindsay-lohan_10.jpg
u_u icry
― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 06:26 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
― markers, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 06:40 (twelve years ago) link
^^^ pretend that's "i miss you"
http://thesocietypages.org/socimages/2011/10/10/gender-sexualization-and-rolling-stone/
Wonder where the initial RS issue placed?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 09:49 (twelve years ago) link
http://images.starpulse.com/news/bloggers/24/blog_images/lindsay-lohan-yellow-teeth-1.jpg
― sean gramophone, Thursday, 13 October 2011 18:35 (twelve years ago) link
fresh-faced
― do not wake the dragon (DJP), Thursday, 13 October 2011 18:36 (twelve years ago) link
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2011/09/medium_29279198.jpg
― the gust avrakotos (Kerm), Thursday, 13 October 2011 18:59 (twelve years ago) link
re the plaid/polka dot skirt shots: how is the bitchin top half of her body attached to those tree trunk legs? it almost looks like they shopped the legs to look bigger
― I just got back from a dream attack (sunny successor), Thursday, 13 October 2011 20:18 (twelve years ago) link
o_O?? I think he legs look great there!
― Juggy Brottleteenï»ż (ENBB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link
err, her
They look shapely and strong at not at all out of proportion to me.
― Juggy Brottleteenï»ż (ENBB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 20:27 (twelve years ago) link
get a load a them gams
― Trip Maker, Thursday, 13 October 2011 20:35 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/376095/thumbs/r-LINDSAY-LOHAN-TEETN-large570.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 14 October 2011 09:17 (twelve years ago) link
what are we supposed to be noticing there?
― front-man for British post-punk turned pop chart-topperâs, Scritti Polliti (sic), Friday, 14 October 2011 09:20 (twelve years ago) link
Look, everybody! Teeth!
― Mark G, Friday, 14 October 2011 09:24 (twelve years ago) link
ok teeth for a heroin addict i guess
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 14 October 2011 09:30 (twelve years ago) link
yeah it's true there are two visible imperfections there
― interspecies smalltalk (schlump), Friday, 14 October 2011 09:48 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.mrpaparazzi.com/image/bc3dd37f-3/Lindsay-Lohans-rep-releases-a-statement-about-her-nicotinestained-gnashers.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 14 October 2011 09:57 (twelve years ago) link
You're right schlump, close to flawless!
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 14 October 2011 10:00 (twelve years ago) link
are... are you seriously freaking out because she happened not to have brushed her teeth before getting photographed by a paparazzo? is there context, like these photos were DEFINITELY NOT taken outside a restaurant, drudgesiren.gif?
― front-man for British post-punk turned pop chart-topperâs, Scritti Polliti (sic), Friday, 14 October 2011 10:04 (twelve years ago) link
dude.... nothing there is gonna be helped by brushing once.
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 14 October 2011 10:09 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/13/article-2048621-0E5B0A8C00000578-296_468x238.jpghttp://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/13/article-2048621-0E5B0A8C00000578-424_468x224.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 14 October 2011 10:11 (twelve years ago) link
I'm pretty sure it would get that watermark off.
― front-man for British post-punk turned pop chart-topperâs, Scritti Polliti (sic), Friday, 14 October 2011 10:16 (twelve years ago) link
Rex has a better flash.
― StanM, Friday, 14 October 2011 10:30 (twelve years ago) link
"Lindsay is widely acknowledged as one of the most stunning actresses of her day, and we get requests every week wanting to do photo shoots with her from top photographers," her representative Steve Honig told America's People magazine. "She's been on the cover of Vanity Fair and the top beauty and fashion magazines. She's a beautiful and glamorous actress.""With everything going on â from deteriorating public education to rampant homelessness to international unrest â there is no way I'm going to comment on Lindsay's teeth."
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 14 October 2011 10:38 (twelve years ago) link
She has perfectly fine 99 percenter teeth like us regular folk.
― StanM, Friday, 14 October 2011 10:40 (twelve years ago) link
They're lightly yellowed; so are a ton of other people's. I'm really not getting the big deal here?
― (âŻÂ° âĄâïŒâŻïž” â»âŚÉıÉÇdsâÊÉ„bıŚâpÇÉčââ» (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 October 2011 14:13 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, this is pretty ridiculous.
― rustic italian flatbread, Friday, 14 October 2011 14:21 (twelve years ago) link
is this an 'American' thing or a 'Matt Armstrong is a fucking idiot' thing
― there's a girl I'm told who rmde's at the Gok Wan acolytes (DJ Mencap), Friday, 14 October 2011 14:22 (twelve years ago) link
woah. no need for that kind of talk. lol @ everybody guilt-tripping someone for critiquing lindsay lohan's looks on the ilx lindsay lohan thread
― surm, Friday, 14 October 2011 14:52 (twelve years ago) link
"make fun of her skin, her hair, her breasts, her legs, her behind... I don't care; but when you start talking about teeth, that's a STEP TOO FAR"
― do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 14:56 (twelve years ago) link
i think some ppl itt w/ dingy teeth are feeling sore. its ok yall i have dingy teeth too.
― max, Friday, 14 October 2011 14:58 (twelve years ago) link
^^^ Funnier if read with a hard "g" rather than a soft one.
http://duenos.net/images/alex/ConradPoohs.png
― Waka Flocka Floccupy Wall Street (Phil D.), Friday, 14 October 2011 14:59 (twelve years ago) link
Take it to the teeth thread folks.
PS her teeth aren't great but they're not awful. It's just noticeable because celebrities usually have impossibly perfect teeth, that's all.
― Juggy Brottleteenï»ż (ENBB), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:01 (twelve years ago) link
also she smokes heroin
― â (gr8080), Friday, 14 October 2011 17:53 (twelve years ago) link
so not great for a 1%er but not awful for a heroin smoker?
― Kerm, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:17 (twelve years ago) link
ew that last picture of her teeth is skeezing me out big time
― surm, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:18 (twelve years ago) link
i wonder if she can no longer afford dental work
― surm, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:19 (twelve years ago) link
generic floss is < $2 i think she can swing ither teeth are not a good sign of her general health
― Art Arfons (La Lechera), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:20 (twelve years ago) link
I want to smoke her teeth.
― rustic italian flatbread, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:21 (twelve years ago) link
ewwwwwwwwww
― surm, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:22 (twelve years ago) link
The whole face is kind of a red flag.
― Trip Maker, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:22 (twelve years ago) link
"I'll get that muck out of there for ya."
― Maybe more Danson and Galifianakis would help (Eazy), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link
look, her teeth are jacked. it's okay for us to admit that. she can still be our muse.
― J0rdan S., Friday, 14 October 2011 18:30 (twelve years ago) link
The jack-toothed muse.
― rustic italian flatbread, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:35 (twelve years ago) link
The whole face is kind of a red flag.â Trip Maker, Friday, October 14, 2011 8:22 AM (50 minutes ago)
â Trip Maker, Friday, October 14, 2011 8:22 AM (50 minutes ago)
yeah there's no one thing abt her face, its just really fucking weird that that's what lindsay lohan's face looks like in 2011
― â (gr8080), Friday, 14 October 2011 19:14 (twelve years ago) link
The particular look from sean grammophone's photo is cannibal stonergnome.
― rustic italian flatbread, Friday, 14 October 2011 19:22 (twelve years ago) link
http://x18.xanga.com/615f924323730279207280/m222415128.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 14 October 2011 21:20 (twelve years ago) link
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt1ge93sTC1qcs907o1_r2_400.gif
― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 14 October 2011 21:37 (twelve years ago) link
Signature LULU street-team hand.
― Maybe more Danson and Galifianakis would help (Eazy), Friday, 14 October 2011 21:39 (twelve years ago) link
more like lindsay "WOAH, HAND?"
― â (gr8080), Friday, 14 October 2011 21:47 (twelve years ago) link
no u di'in't
― surm, Friday, 14 October 2011 21:48 (twelve years ago) link
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/dancingalienld7.gif
― â (gr8080), Friday, 14 October 2011 21:50 (twelve years ago) link
(7 years ago)
― omar little, Friday, 14 October 2011 22:15 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.fanpix.net/images/orig/j/b/jbe549a8puvqjqep.jpg
― omar little, Friday, 14 October 2011 22:16 (twelve years ago) link
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 15 October 2011 00:48 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.hoganphoto.com/Monarch_C.jpg
― Maybe more Danson and Galifianakis would help (Eazy), Saturday, 15 October 2011 00:53 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/19/article-2050981-0E720DB500000578-557_634x670.jpg
― Bob Six, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:00 (twelve years ago) link
eww that MAKEUP. and i'm sorry but the white in court is done.
― surm, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:01 (twelve years ago) link
She's reached Michael Jackson levels of "maybe I can turn myself into somebody I can stand to be around if I change my appearance enough".
― Martyr McFly (WmC), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:11 (twelve years ago) link
Isn't that pretty much why you aren't supposed to use contouring powder for everyday use?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:16 (twelve years ago) link
that BLUSH
― surm, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:16 (twelve years ago) link
that is really just terrible. i mean that needs to be in one of those how-to-not books
― surm, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:17 (twelve years ago) link
did i read this correctly, the judge says she now has to do community service at a MORGUE?
― lite-brite phrenology (reddening), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:32 (twelve years ago) link
oh by "this" i mean this
― lite-brite phrenology (reddening), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:33 (twelve years ago) link
stop it
― surm, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:39 (twelve years ago) link
jeez how much of a megabitch do you have to be to skip out on working with homeless women
― unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:46 (twelve years ago) link
she prolly tried to do their makeup
― surm, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:59 (twelve years ago) link
By the look of things, make-up at the morgue might be more her forte
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 21:04 (twelve years ago) link
SNAP
― surm, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link
Linders at the Rouge Morgue
― triple black belt in ILX-fu (snoball), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link
Elle en a peut-ĂȘtre assez de morgue dĂ©jĂ , la Lindsay
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link
http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/22sfJfO6GtKqfSuhR1vdlw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD0zOTM7cT04NTt3PTUxMg--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ap_webfeeds/9111062e82f00a17fc0e6a7067002b82.jpg
THE END
*lock thread*
― Maybe more Danson and Galifianakis would help (Eazy), Thursday, 20 October 2011 04:33 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKARlWkLo_Y
― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 20 October 2011 05:45 (twelve years ago) link
If I were a billionaire, I would commission Gerhard Richter to paint that photo.
― Maybe more Danson and Galifianakis would help (Eazy), Thursday, 20 October 2011 14:03 (twelve years ago) link
I totally had a dream about this thread.
― Juggy Brottleteenï»ż (ENBB), Thursday, 20 October 2011 14:16 (twelve years ago) link
Lindsay Lohan was turned away from the L.A. County Morgue, after showing up late ... Incredible.
We broke the story ... Lindsay was supposed to show up by 8 AM, but at 7:40 her assistant called to say she'd be there in 10 minutes. Tick, tick, tick.
We're told Lindsay didn't show up until 8:40. Her publicist claims she was late "due to a combination of not knowing the entrance to go through and confusion caused by the media waiting for her arrival."
Lindsay was met at the door by Coroner's officials who turned her away.
We're told the Coroner's office then contacted the Probation Dept.'s Volunteer Center -- which supervises Lindsay's probation -- and notified them that she was late ... AGAIN. That info will be forwarded on to Judge Stephanie Sautner.
Lindsay just tweeted, "With all of the stress and pressure from yesterday and today, I've never been so happy to go to therapy. Also, I'm sorry for the confusion that I may of (sic) caused to those at the Coroner's office. Won't happen again, now I know where to go!"
It's not a violation for her not to show today ... the judge only required that Lindsay put in 16 hours at the morgue by Nov 2. But it's awful for Lindsay and her lawyer, who will try to convince the judge that she's not thumbing her nose at authority.
― â (gr8080), Thursday, 20 October 2011 17:21 (twelve years ago) link
can a mod replace ": Hot, Ready, and Legal!" with ": turned away at morgue after showing up late"
― mid-song laughing elvis (schlump), Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:23 (twelve years ago) link
so stupid
― surm, Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:25 (twelve years ago) link
they're making her do her community service at the morgue...?
― do not wake the dragon (DJP), Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:29 (twelve years ago) link
fam who works at coroner's office said she was supposed to do this like last year, surprised this is getting play now
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:36 (twelve years ago) link
They figured she'd be more comfortable working among her own kind.
― Food! Trends! Men! Hate! (Phil D.), Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:36 (twelve years ago) link
I.e., Cryptkeepers
dude was like "fuckin, we're gonna have to get someone to show lohan around here at some point," but this was like a long time ago
how does a thread about lindsey lohan have 4000 posts
― dayo, Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:38 (twelve years ago) link
it's "lindsay" lohan with an A
― surm, Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:39 (twelve years ago) link
xp: I know, right? ppl be slackin'
― do not wake the dragon (DJP), Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:40 (twelve years ago) link
let's get this thread up to where it belongs
― dayo, Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:41 (twelve years ago) link
wait - so does that mean ya'll pronounce lindsay lohan with a long a? lind-say? not linseed lohan?
"There's only one way you're getting in here, Lohan, and you're already late."
DAAAAAMN, LA County Coroner, that's cold blooded!
― Kerm, Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:42 (twelve years ago) link
STILL DA CHAMP
― do not wake the dragon (DJP), Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:42 (twelve years ago) link
lol no it's just a little less stringent on the eeeee
― surm, Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:42 (twelve years ago) link
Community service at a morgue sounds so cool!
― àčàžàčàžàž”àžąàž§àčàž«àžĄàž”àžąàž§àčàž«àžĄàž”àžąàž§ aka Don Nots (Mount Cleaners), Thursday, 20 October 2011 22:29 (twelve years ago) link
Someone's got to make her tend to her career, doncha know.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 21 October 2011 00:24 (twelve years ago) link
she got a new mugshot to add to her scrapbook:
http://i.imgur.com/xpQLg.jpg
― lite-brite phrenology (reddening), Friday, 21 October 2011 00:48 (twelve years ago) link
She looks great! Sexy as hell -- vivacious!
― Martyr McFly (WmC), Friday, 21 October 2011 00:49 (twelve years ago) link
â Maybe more Danson and Galifianakis would help (Eazy), Thursday, October 20, 2011 4:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
omg YES!
― Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 21 October 2011 00:52 (twelve years ago) link
Damn, what's up Saruman?
― rustic italian flatbread, Friday, 21 October 2011 04:18 (twelve years ago) link
i have a student who reminds me of lindsay, insofar as she can't make the right choices and doesn't seem to recognize the most glaring patterns of bad behavior and their consequences. they both seem utterly trapped.
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 21 October 2011 04:22 (twelve years ago) link
STILL the thread that the others aspire to be...
― ***** (SeekAltRoute), Friday, 21 October 2011 06:03 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.qkme.me/2rtj.jpg
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2011/10/111021ali.jpg
― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 21 October 2011 18:38 (twelve years ago) link
she like ... almost looks great, but ends up looking kind of stupid, bc she lost too much weight and did something to her face. at one point she was looking v v pretty.
― surm, Saturday, 22 October 2011 00:48 (twelve years ago) link
lindsay can i have your sister ali's email etc
― â (gr8080), Saturday, 22 October 2011 01:14 (twelve years ago) link
second photo makes her look like she had a hairy chest that's been set on fire and singed back to little blackened nubs
― not bulimic, just a cat (James Morrison), Saturday, 22 October 2011 04:06 (twelve years ago) link
second photo makes her look like she's got super-hot freckles all over her chest
― the men who glare at stoats (sic), Saturday, 22 October 2011 06:27 (twelve years ago) link
nah, burned chest hair. I'm far from anti-freckle, it's just a bad picture
― not bulimic, just a cat (James Morrison), Saturday, 22 October 2011 07:26 (twelve years ago) link
Then you better just stick to saying it's a bad picture, admittedly subjective, because those are freckles.
― B'wana Beast, Saturday, 22 October 2011 07:50 (twelve years ago) link
Yes I KNOW they're freckles, forfucksake, that's why I said "makes her look like" rather than "is objective proof that", bloodyhell
― not bulimic, just a cat (James Morrison), Sunday, 23 October 2011 02:26 (twelve years ago) link
they're freckles btw
― markers, Sunday, 23 October 2011 02:32 (twelve years ago) link
chest-schmutz
― Martyr McFly (WmC), Sunday, 23 October 2011 02:43 (twelve years ago) link
I'll chest-schmutz her
― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 23 October 2011 02:52 (twelve years ago) link
teeth look good
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 23 October 2011 04:34 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/24/lindsay-lohan-posing-playboy-nude-close-to-a-million-dollars-hugh-hefner/#.TqZhXWD6K_Y
― jaxon, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 07:15 (twelve years ago) link
2005 called, they want their good idea back.
― The Man With The Flavored Toothpick (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 07:17 (twelve years ago) link
I would like to punch everyone who posted a comment on that page.
― cheque out my debit to building society (snoball), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 07:39 (twelve years ago) link
Gentlemen, start your airbrushes
― The Man With The Flavored Toothpick (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 18:11 (twelve years ago) link
geez louise
― surm, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 18:15 (twelve years ago) link
maybe she can get her teeth cleaned now!!
^^I bet Hef threw that in on the house.
― The Man With The Flavored Toothpick (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 18:17 (twelve years ago) link
She already showed a whole lot in the NY Mag Marilyn pictorial, didn't she?
― your way better (Eazy), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 18:17 (twelve years ago) link
only interested if she goes back to being a redhead
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 20:37 (twelve years ago) link
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
― surm, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 20:40 (twelve years ago) link
yeah hasn't everybody already seen her naked anyway. and when she was um, not as damaged.
― unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 20:43 (twelve years ago) link
When I clicked that TMZ link the first question on my mind was not "Can Lindsay save Playboy"
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 21:00 (twelve years ago) link
i think it's more like can playboy save linds
― surm, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 21:12 (twelve years ago) link
"Boobs, ass, and vag" according to TMZ's Playboy source.
― Youth Ya Goon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 21:38 (twelve years ago) link
is there some other thing you're looking for whiney
― iatee, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 21:54 (twelve years ago) link
Cervix
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 21:55 (twelve years ago) link
bahahahahahaha
― surm, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 22:04 (twelve years ago) link
the taint
― unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 22:05 (twelve years ago) link
I agree - no taint, no credibility
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 22:28 (twelve years ago) link
cochlea
― cheque out my debit to building society (snoball), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 22:33 (twelve years ago) link
eggs
― The Man With The Flavored Toothpick (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 22:37 (twelve years ago) link
After her dental hygiene was called into question earlier this month, troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan is showing off a fresh set of pearly whites.
The actress posted a photo to her WhoSay page of her sparkling smile over the weekend, along with a thank you note to her dentist: "Thanks Dr. Dorfman for the zoom... My gums are so sore though!"
People reports Dr. Bill Dorfman is known for hooking up the grins of celebrities like Eva Longoria, Anne Hathaway and Jessica Simpson. If her tweet is any indication, LiLo had a teeth whitening procedure called Zoom, the magazine adds, which you may have seen used on "Extreme Makeover."
― buzza, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 04:26 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.whosay.com/lindsaylohan/photos/85763
― buzza, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 04:27 (twelve years ago) link
stay strong, boo
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 1 November 2011 04:28 (twelve years ago) link
Well she got up every morning and she waited in the coldGot on the stinking yellow school bus and did what she was toldAnd she stared out the window, all the way down to high school.She went to home economics just like all the other girlsMaking chicken a la king and peanut butter swirlsBut she knew in her heart there had to be something better somewhere.Well the boys in the school, they were just a bunch of foolsAnd they acted like a bunch of bad bumpkins.But she went out with this guy 'cause she knew a girl's gotta do something.He showed her pictures of his car (pictures of his car!),Pictures of his room (pictures of his room!)Ohhhh, she's on the zoom, she's on the zoom.
She wasn't meant to stick around here, and be some quarterback's wifeShe wasn't meant to stick around here, be barefoot and pregnant the restof her life...
Well she got up every morning and she waited in the coldGot on the stinking yellow cab, put the money through the holeAnd she stared out the window, all the way down Fifth Avenue.She went on all the cattle calls just like all the other girlsAnd she waited by the phone in her rollers and her curlsBut she knew in her heart there had to be something better.Well she ran into this guy who was down at 54Had a lot of gold and chains and he got her in the door,And he knew so many people, and he made her lots of pretty promises.He showed her pictures of his car (pictures of his car!),Pictures of his room (pictures of his room!)Ohhhh, she's on the zoom, she's on the zoom.He showed her pictures of his car (pictures of his car!),Pictures of his room (pictures of his room!)Ohhhh, she's on the zoom, she's on the zoom.Ohhhh, she's on the zoom, she's on the zoom.
― The Man With The Flavored Toothpick (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 05:36 (twelve years ago) link
i rly rly want a Zoom
― surm, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:44 (twelve years ago) link
http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2011102//425.lilo2.lc.110211.jpg
― surm, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 19:53 (twelve years ago) link
just is giving her a week to do her playboy shoot b4 she has to go back to jail
*judge
― surm, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 19:54 (twelve years ago) link
TMZ: Sources in the courtroom tell us that when the judge got off the bench she remarked about Lindsay, "She looks good today."
― surm, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 20:05 (twelve years ago) link
charles mcgrath has a long think about lindsay lohan's hot, naked body, and why it's so darn overexposed
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/06/sunday-review/lindsay-lohan-in-playboy-overexposed.html
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 7 November 2011 01:24 (twelve years ago) link
hmm i like that article
― surm, Monday, 7 November 2011 01:29 (twelve years ago) link
She is, we need to remember, a very talented young actress â or she used to be. Sheâs in the news every day not for that, nor even just because sheâs such good copy, but because we apparently need every now and then to turn a celebrity into a freak, the way we did with Ms. Spears.
i kinda hate when people write shit like this. we didn't do anything to lohan! like virtually everything that has brought her to where she is was a result of her making a bunch of bad decisions that if anything the public was outright TELLING her she shouldn't do
― some dude, Monday, 7 November 2011 02:20 (twelve years ago) link
good point
― surm, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:07 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKIaS0lh-uo
― buzza, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:12 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.avclub.com/articles/lindsay-lohan-pays-her-debt-to-society-in-about-fo,64664/
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRAH6k6oOl-HlZyOjyQnz25D2rW7FZ2b3Avnzpuw90EPQU5ToLO
― omar little, Monday, 7 November 2011 17:36 (twelve years ago) link
RE: Playboy spread "It's a classic tribute inspired by the original Tom Kelly nude pictorial of Marilyn Monroe, a portion of which was the original playmate in the very first issue of Playboy. Oh yes. And classy, very classy." Booooooooring.
― surm, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 12:56 (twelve years ago) link
what a waste. i hope it doesn't suck as hard as it sounds like it does.
― surm, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 12:57 (twelve years ago) link
What the fuck is with her and Marilyn Monroe?
― rustic italian flatbread, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 12:59 (twelve years ago) link
pathetic, is what it is.
― surm, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 12:59 (twelve years ago) link
Asking for the public to draw a comparison in which LiLo will come off worse?
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 13:49 (twelve years ago) link
agree it's not WE who did this to LL
I never wanted her to do any stupid things
― the pinefox, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 13:53 (twelve years ago) link
well, maybe just one...
― Mark G, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 13:55 (twelve years ago) link
I was hoping she'd be all sweaters and jeans and known for her humanitarian work by this point.
― rustic italian flatbread, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 13:57 (twelve years ago) link
Did anyone hear the Brett Ratner interview w/Stern from earlier this week where he bragged about having sex with her when she was a teenager? It was vile. No wonder she has so many problems...
― bouquet beatdown (Nicole), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 14:27 (twelve years ago) link
No wonder Ratner used to pal around with Michael Jackson.
― rustic italian flatbread, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 14:30 (twelve years ago) link
â some dude, Sunday, November 6, 2011 9:20 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
ya i think its clear at this point that the biggest problem is/was her lack of a stable, trustworthy support network--like her parents are obviously horrible parents and horrible people--her friends and hangers-on seem to not really have her best interests in mind at all--seems like a small scale MJ frankly
― max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 14:31 (twelve years ago) link
also the biggest problem is her behaving like a fool but yknow nature or nurture
― surm, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 14:43 (twelve years ago) link
oh well i dont know. i feel like ive read a lot about how awful her "close friends" are--taking her out clubbing and stuff right after rehab. i mean i have a hard time being like "lindsay shouldnt have acted like a fool even though every single person in her life was essentially telling her to"
― max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 14:50 (twelve years ago) link
she shoulda made different friends.
― surm, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 14:50 (twelve years ago) link
but i get what you're saying.
― surm, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 14:51 (twelve years ago) link
damn dude
― max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 14:51 (twelve years ago) link
i mean if shed got into the game when she was like 25 id probably feel more comfortable assigning her all the blame.
― max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 14:52 (twelve years ago) link
surm is fed the fuck up with lindsay and all her excuses.
― rustic italian flatbread, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 14:52 (twelve years ago) link
People have to take responsibility for themselves. Surm is the 53%.
― rustic italian flatbread, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 14:53 (twelve years ago) link
lol no i mean max definitely has a point. it's hard to shake the influence of parenting and growing up. i just feel like, given a world of opportunities, i would find a way to make my dreams come true -- if i really cared about acting. but i guess it's not that easy.
― surm, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 14:54 (twelve years ago) link
and honestly, the only thing i'm really THAT fed up with is her hair. she's obviously meant to be the next ann-margret, not marilyn monroe, but something in her silly little head doesn't get it.
― surm, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 14:58 (twelve years ago) link
I understand what you mean though. Like if I made millions off some movies, I'd use that money to get my shit correct.
― rustic italian flatbread, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 15:00 (twelve years ago) link
Blonde is not her forte
― Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link
What the fuck is with her America and Marilyn Monroe?
Fixed.
― nickn, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 17:44 (twelve years ago) link
terrible
― surm, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 17:53 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/847607/lindsay-lohan-would-make-a-great-hooker-says-heidi-fleiss
― StanM, Friday, 18 November 2011 21:48 (twelve years ago) link
hmm, that site is full of treats
http://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/846925/lindsay-lohan-is-no-new-yorker-says-pitbull
― Love stream of mic checking (Eazy), Friday, 18 November 2011 23:49 (twelve years ago) link
mom talk crotch
http://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/846423/lindsay-lohan-keeps-her-fire-crotch-classy-for-playboy
― Love stream of mic checking (Eazy), Friday, 18 November 2011 23:50 (twelve years ago) link
"It was an opportunity for her. She's 25 years old now, so it was her ultimate decision," Dina Lohan told The Insider. "It will be tastefully done."
25 25 25. I had forgotten.
― Love stream of mic checking (Eazy), Friday, 18 November 2011 23:53 (twelve years ago) link
wow is she for real only 25
― yo zuccotti (J0rdan S.), Friday, 18 November 2011 23:53 (twelve years ago) link
O_O
― markers, Saturday, 19 November 2011 00:51 (twelve years ago) link
http://cdn.sheknows.com/articles/2011/11/dina-lohan.jpgI had no idea her mom was Jareth the Goblin Kingit explains so much
― Loud music stressed out sad Shadow (Abbbottt), Saturday, 19 November 2011 00:59 (twelve years ago) link
"get me get me out of here!!!"
― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (snoball), Saturday, 19 November 2011 08:50 (twelve years ago) link
I was going to say that they could cast her and LiLo in a remake, but Lindsay looks too old :-(25, damn...
― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (snoball), Saturday, 19 November 2011 08:51 (twelve years ago) link
reading those quotes from dina lohan just makes me think, again, "jesus christ lindsay had no chance did she"
― all i see is angels in my eyes (lex pretend), Saturday, 19 November 2011 08:55 (twelve years ago) link
dina lohan looks like khan!!
― crĂŒt, Saturday, 19 November 2011 08:57 (twelve years ago) link
it's kind of strange how LiLo posing for Playboy is being treated as some sort of new low for her. It's like the classiest thing she's done in 3 years.
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 19 November 2011 10:32 (twelve years ago) link
haha yeah pretty much
― some dude, Saturday, 19 November 2011 19:52 (twelve years ago) link
is this from playboy because she looks pretty greathttp://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/394072_10150453023378797_503343796_8712034_562501337_n.jpg
Dont really get what is happening here. its like a fragrance commercial thats about 1:37 seconds too long:
http://video.nytimes.com/video/2011/05/26/t-magazine/100000000835538/lindsay-lohan-transformed.html
― I just got back from a dream attack (sunny successor), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 02:52 (twelve years ago) link
Ahhhl be your meeeror
― Cheap desert locations (Eazy), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 03:46 (twelve years ago) link
No. No. No.
― Nicole, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 04:28 (twelve years ago) link
fuck yes.
― â (gr8080), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 06:52 (twelve years ago) link
I am so fucking confused, by the way. I don't know what to believe anymore.
http://www.interviewmagazine.com/files/2009/01/07/img-lindsay04_125118634254.jpg
― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 21:48 (twelve years ago) link
omg lol that video
i've always seen a bit of liz taylor in her face
got the playboy! it's pretty cool
― surm, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 21:52 (twelve years ago) link
jimmy the mod all you need to believe in is photoshop
― I just got back from a dream attack (sunny successor), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 01:07 (twelve years ago) link
also p sure this was discussed on sandbox but the playboy spread is boring and shitty :(
― â (gr8080), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 01:10 (twelve years ago) link
in other news i ordered and awaiting arrival of my copy of LINDZINE:
http://www.hamburgereyeland.com/servlet/the-174/LINDZINE-%231/Detailhttp://i.imgur.com/W8nkk.jpg
― â (gr8080), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 01:13 (twelve years ago) link
she doesnt even show any clam in it. *gives gladiator style thumbs down*
― maghrib is back (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 01:14 (twelve years ago) link
no clam!?!?!?!?
― one dis leads to another (ian), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 01:15 (twelve years ago) link
no clam.
― â (gr8080), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 01:16 (twelve years ago) link
I didn't think actual famous people ever did in Playboy?
― ââ âćœĄćœĄ (ENBB), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 01:17 (twelve years ago) link
yeah what did you boys expect? it looks exactly like a playboy spread looks.
― surm, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 01:21 (twelve years ago) link
lol @ what's on the first page of GIS for missing clam
― omar little, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 01:23 (twelve years ago) link
LOL!
― ââ âćœĄćœĄ (ENBB), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 01:23 (twelve years ago) link
surm dont you think doing a Marylin Monroe tribute in 2011 is a little played, especially considering she already did one for New York Magazine* a few years ago?
*showed bush btw
― â (gr8080), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 01:25 (twelve years ago) link
â surm, Tuesday, January 10, 2012 8:21 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark
i guess i havent seen many playboy spreads. i want clam! *bangs knife and fork on table* clam!! *pushes everything off table in one motion and jumps up on it* CLAM!!!!!!!!
― maghrib is back (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 01:49 (twelve years ago) link
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu3i9t3aZA1qzsgm5o1_500.jpg
― omar little, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 02:02 (twelve years ago) link
I am re-adding my bookmark for this thread
― mh, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 02:18 (twelve years ago) link
â ââ âćœĄćœĄ (ENBB), Wednesday, January 11, 2012 1:17 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Drew Barrymore? Cindy Crawford?
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 05:25 (twelve years ago) link
umm yah grady, i never wanted a marilyn spread. shit is overplayed like owah. i was the first person saying this. marilyn is dead, and she needs to be left alone.
but, as a playboy spread goes, i was not surprised/disappointed either way. it just kind of was.
― surm, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 05:28 (twelve years ago) link
the Kardashian shoot was hot though
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 05:34 (twelve years ago) link
lol i need to see that
― surm, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 05:34 (twelve years ago) link
the outtakes have clam
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 05:38 (twelve years ago) link
― surm, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 05:38 (twelve years ago) link
weren't there pearls involved n that one?
omar i l u
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 05:48 (twelve years ago) link
Matt A - I meant I didn't think famous ppl every really showed much in the way of vulva. Did those ladies? I thought it was all boobs and strategically crossed legs etc.
― ââ âćœĄćœĄ (ENBB), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 12:37 (twelve years ago) link
I think you're confusing clam and oyster, surm
― mh, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 15:31 (twelve years ago) link
can we change the thread title to "Lindsey Lohan: Hot, Ready, and No Clam!?!?!?!?"
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 15:38 (twelve years ago) link
ditto
― Je55e, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 15:45 (twelve years ago) link
No pee?!
― 40 yoevoo (Eazy), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 15:54 (twelve years ago) link
â BIG HOOS aka the steendriver
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljgfq9f89C1qhcygb.jpg
― omar little, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 17:53 (twelve years ago) link
Ahhhh sorry. I think you're right in general. Can't remember any a-list clam.
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 20:59 (twelve years ago) link
love the shot they chose to go with this headline:
http://i999.photobucket.com/albums/af118/jon830/lindz.jpg
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 21:02 (twelve years ago) link
"a-list clam"
― ââ âćœĄćœĄ (ENBB), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 21:13 (twelve years ago) link
critical a-clam
― til the power failure (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 21:16 (twelve years ago) link
Bijou Phillips had an extremely steamy playboy spread some years ago.They practically give subscriptions away to college guys.
― Trip Maker, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 21:23 (twelve years ago) link
She's pretty far from A list though tbh.
― ââ âćœĄćœĄ (ENBB), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 21:24 (twelve years ago) link
At the time she was closer to it, anyway
― Trip Maker, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 21:25 (twelve years ago) link
She was probably more famous than I realize then. The only things I know about her are who her parents were and the fact that she lost her virginity to E Dando really young.
― ââ âćœĄćœĄ (ENBB), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 21:29 (twelve years ago) link
Larry Clark's Bully was v popular among my friends.
― Trip Maker, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 21:33 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.cdgiveawaysinc.com/v/vspfiles/photos/22011-05-11%20021.jpg
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 21:38 (twelve years ago) link
RIP clam
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 12 January 2012 00:06 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/r8ZA7.jpg
― Number None, Thursday, 9 February 2012 17:20 (twelve years ago) link
Dina looks great!
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Thursday, 9 February 2012 17:20 (twelve years ago) link
more like (c) Ghetto Images amiright
― surm, Thursday, 9 February 2012 17:21 (twelve years ago) link
25 y.o. Lindsay looks like 60 y.o. Karen Allen:
http://content8.flixster.com/rtactor/40/31/40310_pro.jpg
― The Large Hardon Collider (Phil D.), Thursday, 9 February 2012 17:22 (twelve years ago) link
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Thursday, 9 February 2012 17:23 (twelve years ago) link
was that offensive? apologies if so.
― surm, Thursday, 9 February 2012 17:27 (twelve years ago) link
xxpost
actually 60 y.o Karen Allen looks much better than 25 y.o LiLo !
― AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 9 February 2012 17:32 (twelve years ago) link
would raid 'er lost ark
― adolf jingle bells (latebloomer), Thursday, 9 February 2012 17:36 (twelve years ago) link
how is this possible
― â (gr8080), Thursday, 9 February 2012 18:03 (twelve years ago) link
xp every time I think 'hey Lohan doesn't look that bad' I have to remind myself 'yeah but she's 25...';_;
― White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Thursday, 9 February 2012 18:06 (twelve years ago) link
Her colorist should be shot
― le ralliement du doute et de l'erreur (Michael White), Thursday, 9 February 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago) link
http://dlisted.com/files/lohangottiamfar.jpg
― surm, Thursday, 9 February 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago) link
Damn. Too late for the pr0n career then :-(
― StanM, Thursday, 9 February 2012 18:15 (twelve years ago) link
She needs to stop with the tanning and the bleaching. Full stop. I've been there; you feel so sexy and beachy in the moment, but then you look at pictures at 30 and scream WHY?? I honestly feel she would look a lot more age-appropriate with the auburn hair and pale skin dotted with freckles :(
Also is something going on with her nostril area from coke use? Oh, girl.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 9 February 2012 18:18 (twelve years ago) link
that is a sad, sad look :(
― surm, Thursday, 9 February 2012 18:23 (twelve years ago) link
sad to say victoria gotti would have been a perfect role for her at this point : /
― omar little, Thursday, 9 February 2012 18:30 (twelve years ago) link
That has got to be a wig, come on.
― White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Thursday, 9 February 2012 18:32 (twelve years ago) link
Get her and Seth Rogen in a Ruthless People remake.
― âNeuroscienceâ and ânear deathâ pepper (Eazy), Thursday, 9 February 2012 18:33 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/02/09/article-0-11A56023000005DC-301_634x434.jpg
― A funnier, sunnier (Nicole), Thursday, 9 February 2012 19:56 (twelve years ago) link
http://hintmagazine.vaesite.net/__data/lindsaylohan.6.jpg
― âNeuroscienceâ and ânear deathâ pepper (Eazy), Friday, 10 February 2012 01:57 (twelve years ago) link
Oh this isn't good. This isn't good at all.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 10 February 2012 02:33 (twelve years ago) link
no talk about the BILLY JOEL LYRICS TATTOO????
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/08/31/0831-lilo-tatoo-tmz-wm-credit.jpg
― dave coolier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 February 2012 02:33 (twelve years ago) link
Listen, it's a Long Island thing. You outsiders wouldn't understand.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 10 February 2012 02:34 (twelve years ago) link
old news, bro
― â (gr8080), Friday, 10 February 2012 02:35 (twelve years ago) link
No, no we would not understand.
― valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 10 February 2012 02:46 (twelve years ago) link
did not see it itt thread sorry
― dave coolier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 February 2012 02:46 (twelve years ago) link
even tattooing the phrase "i feel like i'm in the prime of my life" makes her seem more like the 40-something divorcee she appears to be!
― Alshipleyan Goalpostmover (some dude), Friday, 10 February 2012 02:50 (twelve years ago) link
i guess we did actually miss that itt!
― â (gr8080), Friday, 10 February 2012 02:57 (twelve years ago) link
so much lohan... hard to keep up
i feel like the way she is rapidly aging would warrant a 10min segment on 60minutes or 20/20 even if she were a non-celeb normal girl.
― â (gr8080), Friday, 10 February 2012 02:58 (twelve years ago) link
we'll feel bad when she turns out to have a rare disease like MJ
― Alshipleyan Goalpostmover (some dude), Friday, 10 February 2012 03:01 (twelve years ago) link
that last picture at the step and repeat has to be fake ... that is ... scary
― surm, Friday, 10 February 2012 03:15 (twelve years ago) link
got kind of a Jennifer Coolidge vibe in that one
― high five delivery device (Abbbottt), Friday, 10 February 2012 03:18 (twelve years ago) link
unfortunately, only jennifer coolidge can do jennifer coolidge
― surm, Friday, 10 February 2012 03:19 (twelve years ago) link
Some people get old quickly!
she's 25 and she looks early thirties. That's not the sad thing.
― Mark G, Friday, 10 February 2012 07:02 (twelve years ago) link
lol she does not look like she is in her early 30s
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 10 February 2012 15:34 (twelve years ago) link
maybe early 30s who has spent hours staring into a sand blaster
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 10 February 2012 15:35 (twelve years ago) link
Like I say, that's not the thing.
She *could* make brilliant film roles in her later years.
Will she?
― Mark G, Friday, 10 February 2012 15:36 (twelve years ago) link
she looks like some people I know in their early 30s. like the ones who seem to live really fast
― valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 10 February 2012 15:36 (twelve years ago) link
no ur right tho that's not the thing
the thing is that she's gotten weird work done and her styling is beyond atrocious
and she doesn't do interesting things with her life anymore
that's the thing.
― surm, Friday, 10 February 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link
I think that window closed several years ago and won't reopen for another 10-15 years when ppl who are kids now are in a position to cast her ironically/redemptively.
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 10 February 2012 15:38 (twelve years ago) link
She's already been cast by Robert Rodriguez "ironically"
― Number None, Friday, 10 February 2012 15:43 (twelve years ago) link
did anyone actually see "Machete"?
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 10 February 2012 15:46 (twelve years ago) link
not me
― Number None, Friday, 10 February 2012 15:46 (twelve years ago) link
― surm, Friday, 10 February 2012 15:48 (twelve years ago) link
yeah
― valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 10 February 2012 15:48 (twelve years ago) link
hot?
― âNeuroscienceâ and ânear deathâ pepper (Eazy), Friday, 10 February 2012 15:49 (twelve years ago) link
idk, she was a pretty trivial part of the movie in a film with a lot of trivial bits
― valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 10 February 2012 15:59 (twelve years ago) link
so in other words, "not hot"
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 10 February 2012 16:01 (twelve years ago) link
It's been a while and I was kind of drunk when I saw it in the theater and she was up against Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez, guys
― valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 10 February 2012 16:02 (twelve years ago) link
wasn't she supposed to be playing linda lovelace or something?
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 February 2012 16:04 (twelve years ago) link
she lost that deal
― surm, Friday, 10 February 2012 16:04 (twelve years ago) link
there was also talk of a sharon tate biopic
― surm, Friday, 10 February 2012 16:05 (twelve years ago) link
http://media.onsugar.com/files/ons1/268/2680839/23_2009/Sharon_Tate_(1).jpg
There was talk about it but I think that Amanda Seyfred got the part last I heard.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 10 February 2012 16:05 (twelve years ago) link
re: lovelace
sharon tate was about 80 million times more attractive than lohan, not to even go into the acting part
― valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 10 February 2012 16:08 (twelve years ago) link
those eyes
― surm, Friday, 10 February 2012 16:15 (twelve years ago) link
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5g87S0eg1qa42jro1_500.jpg
― âNeuroscienceâ and ânear deathâ pepper (Eazy), Friday, 10 February 2012 16:50 (twelve years ago) link
Bush_mission_accomplished.jpg
― buzza, Friday, 10 February 2012 16:52 (twelve years ago) link
i was kinda depressed watching her in 'machete', like this amazing charming comic actress turned down the path into doing kinda exploitative shit like that as if that's what she thought was what people would want to see. also:
â valleys of your mind (mh)
yeah that's the worst, like she looks like someone ten years older who is living hard and looks bad for their age. : /
― omar little, Friday, 10 February 2012 17:06 (twelve years ago) link
Terry Richardson is such a creepy, predatory scuzzbucket. I hope for a Hard Candy-like end for him.
― Nicole, Friday, 10 February 2012 17:16 (twelve years ago) link
She keeps getting praised as this BRILLIANT ACTRESS or w/e; what did she even do that was all that great?
― tropical mall lady (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:19 (twelve years ago) link
Mean Girls and The Parent Trap
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:21 (twelve years ago) link
(note: I didn't see The Parent Trap but it gets brought up as evidence that she is amazing)
i did not like her accent in the parent trap, sounded stupid
she was great in freak friday
― surm, Friday, 10 February 2012 17:21 (twelve years ago) link
*freaky
Oh right Freaky Friday, forgot about that one
she also did this, which is amazing in its own right:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yJqDTSufBE
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:22 (twelve years ago) link
― surm, Friday, 10 February 2012 17:23 (twelve years ago) link
punch that tubwater, Lindsay
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:24 (twelve years ago) link
i saw Freaky Friday in the cinema, A+
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:27 (twelve years ago) link
worst euphemism ever xp
― The Large Hardon Collider (Phil D.), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:27 (twelve years ago) link
She wasn't awful in Mean Girls but i mean come on
― tropical mall lady (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago) link
look, I am just telling you what her acclaimed performances are
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:29 (twelve years ago) link
she was never a great actress. Mean Girls is a pretty good movie with her as a decent lead, but it's hardly a compelling role or anything.
― max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago) link
Freaky Friday is fucking stupid just for the "I hate the White Stripes!/I know right? Get a bass player!" sort of dialogue
but kids talk like that! and worse!
she was perky, confident, fresh, funny and had an innocent appeal that nobody else really seemed to have at the time, which puts her in kind of a pickle because none of those attributes seem to apply any more
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:32 (twelve years ago) link
she was pretty charming, idk. i think any weaknesses were minor in that role. it's just kinda of sad that it ended up like this, she went from the lead in a tina fey-scripted flick to 'machete', kinda seems like a considerable fall.
― omar little, Friday, 10 February 2012 17:32 (twelve years ago) link
â I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, February 10, 2012 12:29 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
dude i know, i wasn't
― tropical mall lady (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:34 (twelve years ago) link
*like yelling at you or something, i was just speaking generally
alicia silverstone achieved the same level of washedupedness w/o the drug abuse (or did she?)
― buzza, Friday, 10 February 2012 17:36 (twelve years ago) link
she was very compelling and great and Mean Girls, with a charm and openness that nobody else had. same can be said for freaky friday.
― surm, Friday, 10 February 2012 17:36 (twelve years ago) link
promise was written all over those performances, so the great actress thing, tho perhaps premature, stems from that.
On May 5, 2011, Silverstone gave birth to a boy, whom they named Bear Blu Jarecki.
― buzza, Friday, 10 February 2012 17:37 (twelve years ago) link
this is incredibly cheesy but i thought at the time that her face was like a pop song, it was new but somehow you felt that you'd known it all your life
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:38 (twelve years ago) link
yup
― surm, Friday, 10 February 2012 17:38 (twelve years ago) link
there's a vast number of precedents for Lohan's career let's not all pretend to be shocked/surprised or anything
― max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:38 (twelve years ago) link
are you trying to sell compelling realism as a virtue for this movie or...
― max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago) link
haha no i just mean i cringed at that line too, but in exactly the same way i'd cringe hearing most high schoolers who are "into music" talk about music
On May 5, 2011, Silverstone gave birth to a boy, whom they named Bear Blu Jarecki
this is actually making me look forward to the inevitable hoopla around lilo's future chylde, and what it will be called
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link
A key thing to remember about Mean Girls is to look at the subsequent success her costars (McAdams, Seyfried, Kaplan--hell, even Fey & Poehler) have had as LiLo spins ever downward.
― Lady Writer, Male Seether (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link
lilo basically has terrible parents (obv, like super-terrible) and awful friends whereas most of those others i imagine were either strong enough to overcome any similar obstacles or surrounded themselves with better people.
― omar little, Friday, 10 February 2012 17:44 (twelve years ago) link
You guys are forgetting Herbie Fully Loaded.I haven't seen it, either.
― Trip Maker, Friday, 10 February 2012 17:45 (twelve years ago) link
i'm also the guy who loves "just my luck" and thought she was amazing in it, but i get flack for that. i think that was right before her downfall? not sure
― surm, Friday, 10 February 2012 17:47 (twelve years ago) link
I don't think anybody saw Herbie/praised her role in it
― max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:47 (twelve years ago) link
I Know Who Killed Me, on the other hand...
i can't even talk about that movie
― surm, Friday, 10 February 2012 17:48 (twelve years ago) link
that movie should have been called "I Know This Movie Is Unwatchable"
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:48 (twelve years ago) link
damn
― omar little, Friday, 10 February 2012 17:49 (twelve years ago) link
I was hoping to appreciate that movie in the same way I appreciate the Butterfly Effect but it just does not deliver
― max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago) link
ie as goofy campy awfulness
She was great in A Prairie Home Companion
― â (gr8080), Friday, 10 February 2012 18:00 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, i don't think we've lost a great talent here. She used to be really hot though
― Number None, Friday, 10 February 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link
...and ready...and legal.
― Lady Writer, Male Seether (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 10 February 2012 18:06 (twelve years ago) link
she's still legal unless she's now aging backwards
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 10 February 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link
well, there are treatments
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 February 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, I agree with this.
― âNeuroscienceâ and ânear deathâ pepper (Eazy), Friday, 10 February 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/3c680.jpg
― â (gr8080), Friday, 10 February 2012 18:27 (twelve years ago) link
Practicing her "smelling a fart" acting.
― The Large Hardon Collider (Phil D.), Friday, 10 February 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago) link
ew i'm sorry is that really her fac
i'm honestly just stunned
― surm, Friday, 10 February 2012 18:50 (twelve years ago) link
She gives good Jan Brewer face.
― high five delivery device (Abbbottt), Friday, 10 February 2012 19:28 (twelve years ago) link
is she shaking down her coke dealer in that pic
― max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 10 February 2012 19:29 (twelve years ago) link
we kind of already had this discussion upthread
― max, Friday, 10 February 2012 19:55 (twelve years ago) link
5 times
― surm, Friday, 10 February 2012 20:04 (twelve years ago) link
i want to write a song about this thread
― surm, Friday, 10 February 2012 20:05 (twelve years ago) link
xpost Silverstone, I want to say, has had success as a producer.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 February 2012 20:09 (twelve years ago) link
Huh, new SIlverstone flick reunites her with Heckerling. Also, it's about vampires.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 February 2012 20:10 (twelve years ago) link
there's Drew Barrymore too, obviously, but she came out the other end relatively intact
― max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 10 February 2012 20:11 (twelve years ago) link
Drew Barrymore isn't all that analogous to Lindsay Lohan, considering how much younger she was when she went into rehab and how by the age of 20 she had committed herself to forging out her own corner of Hollywood.
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 10 February 2012 20:18 (twelve years ago) link
Silverstone is doing Broadway and stuff. She plays the hot mid-30s girlfriend in plays about late-middle aged people.
― âNeuroscienceâ and ânear deathâ pepper (Eazy), Friday, 10 February 2012 20:21 (twelve years ago) link
Silverstone has a macrobiotics diet cookbook.
― high five delivery device (Abbbottt), Saturday, 11 February 2012 00:52 (twelve years ago) link
25 years oldhttp://i.imgur.com/UBsVC.jpg
― â (gr8080), Saturday, 11 February 2012 01:00 (twelve years ago) link
fucking hell
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 11 February 2012 01:46 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.judiciaryreport.com/images/Lindsay-Lohan-3-30-11-1.jpg
― buzza, Saturday, 11 February 2012 01:46 (twelve years ago) link
Just gonna put that as my desktop and drink myself into oblivion. brb
― Number None, Saturday, 11 February 2012 02:10 (twelve years ago) link
god i'm so depressed right now
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 11 February 2012 02:12 (twelve years ago) link
― omar little, Saturday, 11 February 2012 03:53 (twelve years ago) link
ugh clicking on this thread was such a bad idea.
― one dis leads to another (ian), Saturday, 11 February 2012 03:54 (twelve years ago) link
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7051/6854712573_ea9ebedeb3_o.gif
― â (gr8080), Saturday, 11 February 2012 04:01 (twelve years ago) link
at this point if there were a lindsay lohan biopic, they'd have to get somebody else to play her ca. 2006 :(
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Saturday, 11 February 2012 04:04 (twelve years ago) link
i imagine lohan snorts a large amount of cocaine dailyâ cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, July 28, 2004 2:15 PM (7 years ago)
― buzza, Saturday, 11 February 2012 05:02 (twelve years ago) link
i know its no fun to not tease a fallen celeb but im really starting to feel sick about LL
― Analyzing metrics on my cheapness and whorishness (sunny successor), Saturday, 11 February 2012 14:02 (twelve years ago) link
her father is really one of the most unapologetic disgusting savages.
― Analyzing metrics on my cheapness and whorishness (sunny successor), Saturday, 11 February 2012 14:04 (twelve years ago) link
that image is making me want to throw up
― surm, Saturday, 11 February 2012 16:43 (twelve years ago) link
Born July 2, 1986 (age 25)
― â (gr8080), Saturday, 11 February 2012 18:28 (twelve years ago) link
Six years behind Macauley Culkin.
― âNeuroscienceâ and ânear deathâ pepper (Eazy), Saturday, 11 February 2012 18:54 (twelve years ago) link
Genesis P Orridge: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk6kx1Q3TQ1qfllvbo1_500.jpg
― BringTheAuBonPain, Saturday, 11 February 2012 19:28 (twelve years ago) link
GPO doesn't look his age plus 10 years though.
― White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Saturday, 11 February 2012 19:31 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/UBsVC.jpghttp://i40.tinypic.com/8yt2zr.jpg
― StanM, Saturday, 11 February 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2099477/Lindsay-Lohans-fame-hungry-father-Michael-finally-tries-real-job--Burger-King.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
― â (gr8080), Saturday, 11 February 2012 19:36 (twelve years ago) link
xpost to my own post: Madonna is more than double LL's age btw (53)
― StanM, Saturday, 11 February 2012 19:36 (twelve years ago) link
;_;
― White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Saturday, 11 February 2012 20:01 (twelve years ago) link
(for like the billionth time on this thread)
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw378zoDyD1r4gk8oo1_500.jpg
― Chris S, Sunday, 19 February 2012 07:36 (twelve years ago) link
sexy sweaters indeed ...
― Jibe, Sunday, 19 February 2012 07:39 (twelve years ago) link
lindsay madonna comparison is really shocking.
this thread was started only 7 years ago. she was a child.
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Sunday, 19 February 2012 08:17 (twelve years ago) link
― â (gr8080), Sunday, 19 February 2012 13:20 (twelve years ago) link
I just saw she'll be hosting SNL next month...so, egad!
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 19 February 2012 14:01 (twelve years ago) link
â valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, February 10, 2012 4:08 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
oh come on
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 19 February 2012 14:08 (twelve years ago) link
No one ever said I wasn't guilty of hyperbole
― valleys of your mind (mh), Sunday, 19 February 2012 14:59 (twelve years ago) link
This made me uncomfortable...are they having her on as host so everyone can laugh at her trainwreckiness? I know she has done a good job hosting in the past, but I think she's much more far gone now.
― Nicole, Sunday, 19 February 2012 15:35 (twelve years ago) link
just got the urge to watch this
― surm, Sunday, 19 February 2012 15:49 (twelve years ago) link
really is her career highlight in the past 5 years dontcha think
― surm, Sunday, 19 February 2012 15:51 (twelve years ago) link
against stiff competition
― illuminati girl (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 19 February 2012 15:52 (twelve years ago) link
her hair!
― surm, Sunday, 19 February 2012 15:53 (twelve years ago) link
surm otm
― â (gr8080), Sunday, 19 February 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago) link
So, that was last year, surm?
― Mark G, Monday, 20 February 2012 13:59 (twelve years ago) link
christ that gif does weird things to her upper lip and teeth
― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Monday, 20 February 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago) link
What is freakier to me is how the loose strands of hair near her eyes turn into dark bags and lines.
― Aimless, Monday, 20 February 2012 18:47 (twelve years ago) link
Joy and life sucked out in equal measure.
― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:10 (twelve years ago) link
lol halfway thru that morph gif she starts to look like owen wilson
― RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:30 (twelve years ago) link
i can't look at her face anymore
http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/2632198/lindsay-lohan-domingo-zapata-art-show-01/
― pre-tennis ball head-era chris brown (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 23 February 2012 22:36 (twelve years ago) link
http://zackthemacgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cute-cry-animation-4.gif
― omar little, Thursday, 23 February 2012 22:43 (twelve years ago) link
â Mark G, Monday, February 20, 2012 1:59 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
was it?? i don't remem
― surm, Thursday, 23 February 2012 22:58 (twelve years ago) link
o
― surm, Thursday, 23 February 2012 22:59 (twelve years ago) link
m
g
that last picture :( :( :(
That's from a cartoon, don't worry.
― StanM, Thursday, 23 February 2012 23:08 (twelve years ago) link
What when how the fuck
― I have one thing to say: "Roxanne ShantĂ©" (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 24 February 2012 01:51 (twelve years ago) link
stevie, i was thinking about your question with regard to why lindsay lohan was thought of as a great actress, and it occurred to me that her talent shared a similar appeal to that of a young shannen doherty. there was something there that everybody could like, all ages and personalities. an innocence, an astuteness and an openness -- with looks as a double-weapon. it created for something palpably different and engaging. that is the most surprising part of all of it -- that something so convincing could go so astray.
― surm, Friday, 24 February 2012 02:14 (twelve years ago) link
there was something there that everybody could like, all ages and personalities. an innocence, an astuteness and an openness
you and i seem to have been issued different shannon dohertys
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Friday, 24 February 2012 02:32 (twelve years ago) link
well, at least in the first few seasons of 90210, shannen pulls off the girl with values thing exceptionally well. it was remarkable.
― surm, Friday, 24 February 2012 02:40 (twelve years ago) link
â Little GTFO (contenderizer), Friday, February 24, 2012 2:32 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 24 February 2012 06:53 (twelve years ago) link
Her coke bloat has reached Yasmin Bleeth proportions. I honestly see a RIP thread on the horizon VERY soon and that depresses me because she's obviously trying to do the whole "dead at 27" thing at an accelerated rate.
― Cousin Slappy, Friday, 24 February 2012 07:55 (twelve years ago) link
jesus christ she's not even 27 yet
― lex pretend, Friday, 24 February 2012 08:38 (twelve years ago) link
still so young!
― lex pretend, Friday, 24 February 2012 08:39 (twelve years ago) link
live fast and leave a...corpse-looking corpse
― DNRIYHM NATION 1814 (some dude), Friday, 24 February 2012 13:59 (twelve years ago) link
another pic from the same event pictured above, nothing to see here, etc
http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/FCY4aL_CAyFoP6cmTRFdUQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTMxMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/blogs/partner/pof2cazugw.jpg
― omar little, Friday, 24 February 2012 23:27 (twelve years ago) link
it looks better but somehow older?
it = she
― omar little, Friday, 24 February 2012 23:28 (twelve years ago) link
not intentional
it = it
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 24 February 2012 23:29 (twelve years ago) link
Of course you're referring to the wig...
― the feeling is surreal (snoball), Friday, 24 February 2012 23:29 (twelve years ago) link
it = Donatella Versace
― Artful Dodderer (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 24 February 2012 23:30 (twelve years ago) link
can't believe anyone is really surprised at her downward spiral
It's like 2008 was so long ago (NSFW).
― Fonz Hour (Eazy), Friday, 24 February 2012 23:33 (twelve years ago) link
i hope she doesn't die but i'm afraid she will, i think she has no idea of just how frail an organism she is or that life doesn't have to be like this.
― estela, Friday, 24 February 2012 23:46 (twelve years ago) link
She doesn't even look like her anymore. She looks like Goldie Hawn in First Wives Club
― I have one thing to say: "Roxanne ShantĂ©" (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 25 February 2012 00:08 (twelve years ago) link
omg @ "MAKING AIDS" (top right, omar's pic)
― StanM, Saturday, 25 February 2012 05:07 (twelve years ago) link
xp Hawn was 51 when that movie was released. ;_;
― the feeling is surreal (snoball), Saturday, 25 February 2012 09:35 (twelve years ago) link
uh excuse me but goldie in FWC looks about 100 times better than that
― surm, Saturday, 25 February 2012 15:51 (twelve years ago) link
I just meant the lips
― I have one thing to say: "Roxanne ShantĂ©" (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:33 (twelve years ago) link
http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad184/sdolnack/7b278dc4.jpg
― I have one thing to say: "Roxanne ShantĂ©" (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:38 (twelve years ago) link
Tinker Tailor Soldier Lilo
― Fonz Hour (Eazy), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:39 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.freefoto.com/images/12/13/12_13_4---Flowers-in-a-Garden-Border_web.jpg
― surm, Saturday, 25 February 2012 20:18 (twelve years ago) link
just thought that was necessary
<3 uh excuse me but goldie in FWC looks about 100 times better than that
â surm, Saturday, February 25, 2012 10:51 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink <3
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 25 February 2012 22:25 (twelve years ago) link
[delusions]I want to blame that last photo on the fact that she's doing the Liz Taylor biopic and it's during Liz's chubby period in the 70's[/delusions]
― Cousin Slappy, Saturday, 25 February 2012 22:56 (twelve years ago) link
In a parallel universe...
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loaak3pkdo1qiw6m7o1_500.png
― Fonz Hour (Eazy), Saturday, 25 February 2012 22:59 (twelve years ago) link
But I don't think weight is a Lohan problem at all.
― Fonz Hour (Eazy), Saturday, 25 February 2012 23:01 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah LL isn't fat at all but her face is bloated as hell from whatever substance/s she's using now.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 25 February 2012 23:02 (twelve years ago) link
^^^Was referring to that. She's far from fat from the chins down.
― Cousin Slappy, Saturday, 25 February 2012 23:06 (twelve years ago) link
or maybe bc she's injecting it with weird shit
― surm, Saturday, 25 February 2012 23:06 (twelve years ago) link
Probably a little bit of both.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 25 February 2012 23:08 (twelve years ago) link
Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Hey, Look Out for That Bus!"
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Saturday, 25 February 2012 23:18 (twelve years ago) link
She's hosting SNL next Sat.
― nickn, Sunday, 26 February 2012 07:57 (twelve years ago) link
it seems a bit cruel to compare her with actresses 'from a country far away as health'.
― estela, Sunday, 26 February 2012 10:27 (twelve years ago) link
Somehow I doubt this is actually going to happen
― I have one thing to say: "Roxanne ShantĂ©" (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 26 February 2012 11:50 (twelve years ago) link
Announced yesterday, so maybe she can keep it together for a week.
― nickn, Monday, 27 February 2012 02:59 (twelve years ago) link
http://unbiasedwriter.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/terry-richardson-lindsay-lohan-ohwow.jpg
― "funny" oscars tweet (buzza), Monday, 27 February 2012 07:01 (twelve years ago) link
that's like that 'clown girl' photo
― Mark G, Monday, 27 February 2012 07:23 (twelve years ago) link
i am really really interested in what is going on with her hair/wig.
― Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Monday, 27 February 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link
It's a hair cape.
― Nicole, Monday, 27 February 2012 15:38 (twelve years ago) link
it's like she's deliberately chosen the least flattering hair colour for herself
― lex pretend, Monday, 27 February 2012 15:43 (twelve years ago) link
oh great, terry richardson.
― omar little, Monday, 27 February 2012 16:13 (twelve years ago) link
It's a grave hairror
― Like a Leppard Messiah (Michael White), Monday, 27 February 2012 16:15 (twelve years ago) link
http://pics.livejournal.com/vougestar/pic/001pyagf/s640x480
― Nicole, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 04:27 (twelve years ago) link
This woman is not burning her candle at both ends, she has doused the whole candle with gasoline and lit it.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 05:03 (twelve years ago) link
how is terry richardson a thing
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 05:53 (twelve years ago) link
he looks like he could be the Bob to her Laura Palmer
― Chris S, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 05:55 (twelve years ago) link
There are several repeating themes in Richardson's work, notably that of putting high-profile celebrities in mundane situations and photographing them the way a pedestrian would.[6] Initially, many of Richardson's subjects would be shot before a white background but in recent years he's expanded to other backdrops. He's also well-known for posing with his subjects, often trading his trademark glasses with them so they may "pretend to be him" and vice versa.
http://api.ning.com/files/iOT5N4lIy7fVDBPdB7WbeQDdUUV-XO06I03mEPopU6iTEYf6NSZECOhcfIxNSd*ZPM-knoRQYPQFq7mjXeSmSEKEF8lMEI8s/clapping.gif
― omar little, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 06:03 (twelve years ago) link
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 08:25 (twelve years ago) link
how is terry richardson not a thing?
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 08:26 (twelve years ago) link
He's so fucking creepy. I read an article a couple months ago that was basically some woman's personal account of sleeping with him and I felt gross for hours after just reading it.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 11:46 (twelve years ago) link
There was also a story about he preys on really young models and coerces them into taking their clothes off for his pictures. He can die in a fire.
― Nicole, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 11:53 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah he is a super skeeve from what I've read
― I have one thing to say: "Roxanne ShantĂ©" (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 13:37 (twelve years ago) link
by that do you mean under age girls or 18/19 year olds?
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 14:07 (twelve years ago) link
Terry Richardson's thing is extra-weird after reading about his family. On another site I frequent, someone mentioned that she was photographed by Richardson's father when she was a kid. And yeah, his dad was very exploitative, too. When Terry was starting to get his career going, I believe his dad was actually living with him at the time.
― valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 14:09 (twelve years ago) link
This was the article I was thinking of, and it is not clear on that point, but this particular ancedote doesn't paints an unsavory picture:
We also heard from a woman who is friends with a stylist who used to work with Richardson. "She quit because of having to watch him sexually harrassing/abusing two (naked) teenage Eastern European models who didn't speak English â she didn't speak up and was so ashamed I don't think she did anymore styling for quite a while afterwards."
― Nicole, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 14:24 (twelve years ago) link
Gah I meant paints an unsavory picture, don't where the "doesn't" came from.
― Nicole, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 14:25 (twelve years ago) link
fuck Terry Richardson
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 14:31 (twelve years ago) link
only if he says he can make me a star
― DNRIYHM NATION 1814 (some dude), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 14:31 (twelve years ago) link
he sounds like a horrible person
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 14:51 (twelve years ago) link
That's why it's disheartening that Lindsay has become so involved in his work, you get the sense he's working with her because she's vulnerable and easy to manipulate.
― Nicole, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 14:52 (twelve years ago) link
and she's working with him because she delusionally thinks he's "cool"? i guess?i hope he isn't behind the horrible decisionmaking that has led to that hair. because that's just another level of wrong.
― Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 15:19 (twelve years ago) link
a lot of people seem to delusionally think he's cool. goes w vice mag and american apparel.
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 15:22 (twelve years ago) link
some of his pictures are cool
the beginning of i know who killed me is so good
― surm, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 15:30 (twelve years ago) link
lololol no it isn't, not in any dimension in the multiverse
― robbery by sudden snatching (DJP), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 15:31 (twelve years ago) link
"To be continued..."
― Nicole, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 15:32 (twelve years ago) link
lol dp i knw u were going to say that but i literally just mean the opening song when she is dancing on the pole
i guess it's a sad day when that's the lindsay i'm nostalgic for
― surm, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 15:33 (twelve years ago) link
tbf Terry Richardson pairing with Lohan would be a pretty good artistic match-up as far as aesthetic goes at this point
― valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 15:36 (twelve years ago) link
"ah the good old days, when Lindsey was doing sad knockoffs of the latest Britney video"
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link
Some people love to fixate on tragic figures of female stardom. Lindsay Lohan. Liza Minelli. Uh, Liza Minelli's mom.
― valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 15:39 (twelve years ago) link
Well yeah, but a grand dame at 25?
― Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 15:40 (twelve years ago) link
kids grow up so fast these days
― lagân, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 15:40 (twelve years ago) link
Dina Lohan â @dinalohanThe Lohan woman LOVE Terry Richardson !! Thank you for gracing us with your kindness xo
https://twitter.com/#!/dinalohan/status/173492148556140544
― max, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 15:48 (twelve years ago) link
who calls a penis "kindness"
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 15:50 (twelve years ago) link
Since nerd and geek are now terms of affection for millionaires, someone needs to embrace and become the ultimate manifestation of "creep" and that's what Terry Richardson does. (John Waters is more voyeur than participant to fill the role.)
― Fonz Hour (Eazy), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 15:53 (twelve years ago) link
the same person who breaks a butterfly on a wheel.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 15:53 (twelve years ago) link
Eazy I did not have you in mind as a Terry Richardson apologist, but now I do!
― Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 15:56 (twelve years ago) link
Nononono, I don't apologize, just analyze!
― Fonz Hour (Eazy), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 15:57 (twelve years ago) link
Alright.
― Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 15:59 (twelve years ago) link
or a schmetterling on a rad (xxp)
― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 15:59 (twelve years ago) link
As in, David Byrne back in the day self-consciously was King of the Nerds, defiantly, and Terry Richardson now embraces being King of the Creeps. And if the Lohans feel some kinship with or admiration of that, well then...
― Fonz Hour (Eazy), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 16:01 (twelve years ago) link
Tangent--this is odd...
http://www.hypebeast.com/image/2008/09/terry-richardson-obama-photo-2.jpg
― Fonz Hour (Eazy), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 16:08 (twelve years ago) link
zomg a cropped, off-center picture of Barack Obama's face; how odd!
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 16:10 (twelve years ago) link
Nah, not that.
― Fonz Hour (Eazy), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 16:12 (twelve years ago) link
terry-richardson-obama-photo-2.jpg
― valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 16:16 (twelve years ago) link
â Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, February 28, 2012 3:37 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
honestly was the same person involved in both of these
― surm, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 16:40 (twelve years ago) link
i don't know if i have talked enough about how the place where i work hosted a lindsay lohan mid career retrospective like 3 years ago
it was amazing, drunk new yorkers + linds. honestly u could not ask for more.
― surm, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 16:42 (twelve years ago) link
"mid career"
― Artful Dodderer (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link
too respectful to say "twilight of career"
― Aimless, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 17:11 (twelve years ago) link
the screening of i know who killed me brought down the house
she does look good in it i gotta say
― surm, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 17:29 (twelve years ago) link
I love that movie, I cannot lie.
― Nicole, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 18:56 (twelve years ago) link
I like billy dee williams clapping .gif btw good work
― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 19:03 (twelve years ago) link
http://video.today.msnbc.msn.com/today/46569933#46569933
― buzza, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 18:03 (twelve years ago) link
She doesn't sound clean and sober, though maybe it's just because she's fried her brain. Looks chipmunky, poor thing and those bangs make her already bad hair look worse.
― pareilles Ă celles auxquelles l'Ă©tiquette de la cour assujettit (Michael White), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 18:26 (twelve years ago) link
Her voice sounds rough as hell. Too many cigarettes?
― the feeling is surreal (snoball), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 18:27 (twelve years ago) link
yea she's always had the long island rasp
― surm, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 18:28 (twelve years ago) link
alcohol [Started by the feeling is surreal (snoball) in February 2012, last updated 8 seconds ago on I Love TMI] POLL closes: March 07 (in 6 days)acid [Started by Mark G in February 2012, last updated 7 minutes ago on I Love TMI] POLL closes: March 07 (in 6 days)crack [Started by beachville in February 2012, last updated 6 hours ago on I Love TMI] POLL closes: March 06 (in 5 days)heroin [Started by beachville in February 2012, last updated 38 minutes ago on I Love TMI] POLL closes: March 06 (in 5 days)
― buzza, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 18:30 (twelve years ago) link
Didn't think that LiLo was big on acid.
― the feeling is surreal (snoball), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 18:31 (twelve years ago) link
one time a car totally talked to her
― lagân, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago) link
that was not her old rasp -- that was a croakalso her face barely moved
― Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 19:52 (twelve years ago) link
i have no idea if she's sober or not, but she doesn't seem fully alive like she used to.
lizard people
― valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 19:53 (twelve years ago) link
on the stuff, imo
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/The-Stuff_01.jpg
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 20:00 (twelve years ago) link
"i also thought about you not long ago when whitney houston passed away."God, Lauer. Dickish much?
― giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake (sunny successor), Thursday, 1 March 2012 01:48 (twelve years ago) link
guys terry richardson isn't a saint but there's nothing shocking about him photographing a famous person, its what he does
― â (gr8080), Thursday, 1 March 2012 02:21 (twelve years ago) link
do you think he has a particular artistry that sets him apart from the pack? (not 'taking the piss' just asking)
― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 March 2012 02:25 (twelve years ago) link
artistry, no, sensibility, yes
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Thursday, 1 March 2012 02:28 (twelve years ago) link
http://jezebel.com/5494634/meet-terry-richardson-the-worlds-most-fked-up-fashion-photographer
― buzza, Thursday, 1 March 2012 02:29 (twelve years ago) link
i summon jmod
― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 March 2012 02:30 (twelve years ago) link
His father was an excellent photographer, but more classically fashion-oriented and I think TR's schtick is a pushback against that. BR was also a complete scumbag as well, iirc, and had his emotional and drug issues on top of it. In some ways I like BR better.
TR's moment in the 90's with the CK ads are his high point, I think, and of that era I think TR has been lapped by Lachappelle and Von Unwerth in terms of being the fine-art/fashion/pop crossover hit (I guess Annie, too, but I find her cold and distant. I think an argument that her recent work crosses into fine modern portraiture that fits in w, say, john singer sargent or Ingres, if you want to go back that far, in terms of "accurate" portraiture that fits in w/ a given time).
As for him being a skeezy dude, I think one only has to look at politicians wrt abuse of power, etc, to see that who terry richardson does or does not expose himself to is largely irrelevant in the grander scheme of dudes fucking, or wanting to fuck girls.
wrt sensibility he does have a certain design to his shoots, tho the recent stuff is really treading heavily into Helmut Newton territory, if it wasn't there already.
A side note, though sort of related to artistry v. sentibility, I am 100% convinced that photography at that level (celebrity portrait and high advertising) is based entirely on your ability to direct talent, and if he can get results from people then he has done his job, regardless of who he wants to stick his dick in. Some people may be less forgiving of this behavior, but I think you know what you're doing and who you're dealing with when dealing w/ TR...
Bob Richardson
https://www.google.com/search?q=bob+richardson+photography&hl=en&safe=off&prmd=imvnsofd&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=eedOT6ntCeHu0gGh0oTiDQ&sqi=2&ved=0CCsQsAQ&biw=1263&bih=973
― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 1 March 2012 03:20 (twelve years ago) link
A followup to that last part, 10 seconds on Flickr will show you that any cocksucker with a 600.00 can take a properly exposed photograph. It's how you deal with the other shit that makes you
a) good
b) useful to the rest of the world
― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 1 March 2012 03:22 (twelve years ago) link
God she looks awful in that interview. I was hoping the still pics were mostly just bad angles and stuff but her face is all messed up and puff. I mean maybe she is sober but she certainly seems sort of off. Sad. :/
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 1 March 2012 03:36 (twelve years ago) link
A side note, though sort of related to artistry v. sentibility, I am 100% convinced that photography at that level (celebrity portrait and high advertising) is based entirely on your ability to direct talent, and if he can get results from people then he has done his job, regardless of who he wants to stick his dick in. Some people may be less forgiving of this behavior, but I think you know what you're doing and who you're dealing with when dealing w/ TR... A side note, though sort of related to artistry v. sentibility, I am 100% convinced that photography at that level (celebrity portrait and high advertising) is based entirely on your ability to direct talent, and if he can get results from people then he has done his job, regardless of who he wants to stick his dick in. Some people may be less forgiving of this behavior, but I think you know what you're doing and who you're dealing with when dealing w/ TR ...
I remember reading an article with him at least a decade ago where he said that he didn't care about the technical aspects of photography at all and did a lot of shoots using an old point and shoot camera. For him it was all about the subject matter and how to manipulate and capture it.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 1 March 2012 03:39 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah that was part of his aesthetic. I am resonably certain that he as learned how to manipulate light and now shoots w/ bigger cameras. but a camera is a camera is a camera, honestly. It's the wizard not the wand.
wrt lachappelle, his negatives are notoriously shitty and his printer does most of the work. She (used to, anyway) get all those colors n shit the old fashioned way, which makes her a legit MASTER printer.
― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 1 March 2012 03:43 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/CxwXl.jpg
― â (gr8080), Thursday, 1 March 2012 05:00 (twelve years ago) link
the only way we'll get to the bottom of this is if someone hooks up kenan as a photographer at the next fashion week
― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 March 2012 06:19 (twelve years ago) link
wow well put jmod!
― the late great, Thursday, 1 March 2012 07:39 (twelve years ago) link
i summon jmodâ mookieproof, Thursday, March 1, 2012 2:30 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkHis father was an excellent photographer, but more classically fashion-oriented and I think TR's schtick is a pushback against that. BR was also a complete scumbag as well, iirc, and had his emotional and drug issues on top of it. In some ways I like BR better.TR's moment in the 90's with the CK ads are his high point, I think, and of that era I think TR has been lapped by Lachappelle and Von Unwerth in terms of being the fine-art/fashion/pop crossover hit (I guess Annie, too, but I find her cold and distant. I think an argument that her recent work crosses into fine modern portraiture that fits in w, say, john singer sargent or Ingres, if you want to go back that far, in terms of "accurate" portraiture that fits in w/ a given time).As for him being a skeezy dude, I think one only has to look at politicians wrt abuse of power, etc, to see that who terry richardson does or does not expose himself to is largely irrelevant in the grander scheme of dudes fucking, or wanting to fuck girls.wrt sensibility he does have a certain design to his shoots, tho the recent stuff is really treading heavily into Helmut Newton territory, if it wasn't there already.A side note, though sort of related to artistry v. sentibility, I am 100% convinced that photography at that level (celebrity portrait and high advertising) is based entirely on your ability to direct talent, and if he can get results from people then he has done his job, regardless of who he wants to stick his dick in. Some people may be less forgiving of this behavior, but I think you know what you're doing and who you're dealing with when dealing w/ TR...Bob Richardsonhttps://www.google.com/search?q=bob+richardson+photography&hl=en&safe=off&prmd=imvnsofd&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=eedOT6ntCeHu0gGh0oTiDQ&sqi=2&ved=0CCsQsAQ&biw=1263&bih=973â Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, March 1, 2012 3:20 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
â mookieproof, Thursday, March 1, 2012 2:30 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
â Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, March 1, 2012 3:20 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
^^^ this is awesome
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 1 March 2012 07:41 (twelve years ago) link
can i summon jmod for other stuff too
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 1 March 2012 07:42 (twelve years ago) link
based jmod
― buzza, Thursday, 1 March 2012 07:44 (twelve years ago) link
photography-related invocations &c
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Thursday, 1 March 2012 07:50 (twelve years ago) link
haha what???
"is he a skeezy dude? well politicians are worse so it doesn't matter QED"
― face depalma (stevie), Thursday, 1 March 2012 07:52 (twelve years ago) link
meaning: broader condemnation of acceptability/history/that's-the-way-things-are of fucking or wanting to fuck girls and using their station to do it should not begin or end with TR
― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 1 March 2012 14:17 (twelve years ago) link
Also: I am an excellent photographer, but have not managed to parlay that into fucking girls 94/7 and this is my failing more than anything else imo
― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 1 March 2012 14:18 (twelve years ago) link
94/7 is an impossible target.
― Mark G, Thursday, 1 March 2012 14:23 (twelve years ago) link
stevie otm, I read that sentence and was like... uh, I don't think we're criticizing TR as bringing down western society, just that using a fucked-up power dynamic is bad news. If he's photographing celebrities and doing crazy shit and they're ok with it and they both like the final product, fine. If he's photographing someone less powerful than himself who doesn't necessarily have any recourse -- who, if they said "TR is an exploitative sleaze" it would ruin HER career and not his -- then that's a bad deal and the sort of exploitation that photography does not need.
TR and LL paired up is just kind of a question of who is benefiting more from it, and by benefiting I probably mean "who is looking sleazier"
― valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 1 March 2012 14:48 (twelve years ago) link
that article doesn't make a great case for the claim that not playing along w/ terry richardson will ruin your career.
it does raise an interesting question about what constitutes sexual harassment in a sexualized work environment - but I don't think it answers the question so well
― the late great, Thursday, 1 March 2012 15:30 (twelve years ago) link
Does it beg the question tho?
― Mark G, Thursday, 1 March 2012 15:58 (twelve years ago) link
not sure what you mean by that
― the late great, Thursday, 1 March 2012 18:50 (twelve years ago) link
Pedantry over the use/misuse of the phrase "beg the question": classic or dud
― pareilles Ă celles auxquelles l'Ă©tiquette de la cour assujettit (Michael White), Thursday, 1 March 2012 18:53 (twelve years ago) link
exactly
i've heard people use it in a third way lately: to mean "avoiding the question"
― the late great, Thursday, 1 March 2012 18:56 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.hulu.com/watch/335306/late-night-with-jimmy-fallon-pictionary-with-lindsay-lohan-part-2
― Clancy Fans and Fancy Clans (Eazy), Sunday, 4 March 2012 06:26 (twelve years ago) link
O
― â (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:13 (twelve years ago) link
M
G
― â (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:14 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/photographers_mistake_year_old_debbie_WAxXYeLPXI222ti9ruzgiM
When Debbie Harry of the band Blondie left the Mercer Hotel on Sunday, photographers crowded around the 66-year-old. Several of the snappers report believing that they were shooting photos of 25-year-old Lindsay Lohan, who had hosted "SNL" the night before.
Harry did appear rather Lohan-like, with her platinum blonde, face-framing fringe and aviator sunglasses visible amidst her hooded jacket. The image looks very similar to one snapped of Lohan two days before, as she exited the same hotel wearing similar sunglasses. The two women do share a similar complexion and face structure, despite their 41 year age difference.
http://i.imgur.com/mr7HU.jpg
holy shit
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:15 (twelve years ago) link
The Curious Case of Lindsay Lohan
― Clancy Fans and Fancy Clans (Eazy), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:19 (twelve years ago) link
They should be in another remake of Freaky Friday.
― c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago) link
Good god
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:31 (twelve years ago) link
lmao smh
― lagân, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:31 (twelve years ago) link
I don't think Debbie Harry could pull off portraying Lindsay's daughter
Amanda Seyfried would be a shoe-in, though
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:32 (twelve years ago) link
SHOO-IN
GAAHHHHHHH
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:33 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.vhl.org/conf1998/shuin.jpg
― omar little, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:35 (twelve years ago) link
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:37 (twelve years ago) link
they really do look remarkably similar in the two Post photos
― Moodles, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:54 (twelve years ago) link
Debbie looks better tbh.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:59 (twelve years ago) link
hot, ready, and post-menopausal
― buzza, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:03 (twelve years ago) link
haha nicole idg your display name but it is great
― the wild eyed boy from soundcloud (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:04 (twelve years ago) link
m@tt: http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/amber-tamblyn-convinces-tyrese-gibson-shes-amber-rose/ (NSFW non-nude photo at the top of that page)
― â (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:06 (twelve years ago) link
Then Shia Labeouf contacted her and said he wants to do animated shorts of each song
― Number None, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:21 (twelve years ago) link
http://cdn03.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/06/lindsay-lohan-partying-nyc-0306-3-435x580.jpg
― buzza, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 05:38 (twelve years ago) link
never forget
― omar little, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 05:44 (twelve years ago) link
She looks like her body is trying to reject her face transplant
― Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 05:46 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/tRemy.gifâ ( âąàžŽ.âąàž±) (gr8080), Thursday, July 28, 2011 3:40 PM (7 months ago)
― â (gr8080), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 05:51 (twelve years ago) link
holy shit debbie harry is ALMOST 70?!?!
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 06:11 (twelve years ago) link
yeah she had a whole life before blondie basically
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 07:29 (twelve years ago) link
Internet hugz to that poor thing in buzza's pic :-(
― StanM, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 08:16 (twelve years ago) link
i guess we didnt really talk abt snl?
― â (gr8080), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 08:23 (twelve years ago) link
Guys what if it's not actually Lindsay and it's some look alike that Lindsay hired to be her while she's off doing something secret?
― Joan Cusack clumsily running into a water fountain (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 13:27 (twelve years ago) link
m@tt: http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/amber-tamblyn-convinces-tyrese-gibson-shes-amber-rose/
Tyrese's sign off on each email is funnier than the actual prank.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 13:44 (twelve years ago) link
Lindsay, too.
― "marvellously inoffensive" (Eazy), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:04 (twelve years ago) link
the SNL sketch where they basically put her in a red wig and short shorts and made her dance was a pretty transparent ploy to bring back the old magic but i can't lie it worked a lil bit
― some dude, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 14:58 (twelve years ago) link
drug addiction/plastic surgery is really an unfortunate pairing
― lagân, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:08 (twelve years ago) link
she may have progressed to plastic surgery addiction already
― valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:09 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2111547/Lindsay-Lohan-wants-relationship-Terry-Richardson-following-steamy-night-passion.html
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago) link
Ugh, if true you are dodging a bullet this time Linds.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago) link
It's for the best, LiLo. Trust us on this one.
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago) link
c'mon how do they not deserve each other
― some dude, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link
terry has a pretty serious girlfriend
http://i.imgur.com/LZUZo.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/IoD56.jpg
(whom i'm sure he cheats on a lot/has an "arrangement" with)
― â (gr8080), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago) link
These look like stills from an Investigation Discovery special.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:22 (twelve years ago) link
Lindsay thinks he's really cool and hip and could be great for her career.
http://www.philsilversshow.com/grogacliff.jpg
― buzza, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:39 (twelve years ago) link
having models give you a handy isn't cheating apparently
― valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link
"mentors"
― meticulously showcased in a stunning fart presentation (contenderizer), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:56 (twelve years ago) link
this is entirely in keeping with all the other decisions that lilo has made about what would be good for her career over the years, but it maybe makes me feel grosser than any of them
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 19:00 (twelve years ago) link
Can we pool our resources and send her a bossy elderly aunt-type person to keep her shit in check?
Sweet Lindsay needs more 'NO' in her life.
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 19:15 (twelve years ago) link
â "marvellously inoffensive" (Eazy), Wednesday, March 7, 2012 8:04 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark
Debbie Harry was 31 in 1977
― Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 19:18 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.moviesonline.ca/AdvHTML_Upload/Mrs._Doubtfire-_Cover_Art.jpg
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago) link
Even Mrs. Featherbottom would might work.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 19:28 (twelve years ago) link
nine years before lindsey's birth
― meticulously showcased in a stunning fart presentation (contenderizer), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 19:28 (twelve years ago) link
http://amygrindhouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/What-Did-Lindsay-Lohan-Do-To-Her-Face.jpg
― buzza, Thursday, 8 March 2012 23:39 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2112424/Lindsay-Lohan-ditches-platinum-blonde-to-signature-ravishing-red-locks.html
― â (gr8080), Friday, 9 March 2012 08:43 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.drudgesiren.com/siren.gif
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 9 March 2012 08:57 (twelve years ago) link
\O_O/Well now if she could just get the rest of her head back together.
― c'est ne pas un car wash (snoball), Friday, 9 March 2012 08:58 (twelve years ago) link
She looks like Karen Gillan if her face was starting to melt off.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Friday, 9 March 2012 13:29 (twelve years ago) link
it may be a small thing, but this is the first sensible decision lilo's made in...how many years?
― lex pretend, Friday, 9 March 2012 13:34 (twelve years ago) link
I dunno, i reckon going back to the red hair just makes her all the more tragic
― Number None, Friday, 9 March 2012 13:34 (twelve years ago) link
it's more getting rid of the blonde
― lex pretend, Friday, 9 March 2012 13:35 (twelve years ago) link
better red than dead.
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 9 March 2012 13:41 (twelve years ago) link
â Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, March 7, 2012 2:15 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
that movie was called 'georgia rule' and it was terrible
― HalfNelson (some dude), Friday, 9 March 2012 13:48 (twelve years ago) link
point taken
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 14:46 (twelve years ago) link
yaaaaay red hair
It'll take more than that before our Amber lets her back into her Ginger League.
― Mark G, Friday, 9 March 2012 14:50 (twelve years ago) link
I can only imagine the condition of her hair right now. Do you think it's a wig?
― Joan Cusack clumsily running into a water fountain (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 9 March 2012 15:26 (twelve years ago) link
merkin.
― StanM, Friday, 9 March 2012 20:47 (twelve years ago) link
dental floss
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:48 (twelve years ago) link
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01468/Lindsay_01_1468728a.jpg
― buzza, Monday, 12 March 2012 05:25 (twelve years ago) link
hot: check
― Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Monday, 12 March 2012 05:31 (twelve years ago) link
covered up and bringin itgood girl
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 March 2012 05:52 (twelve years ago) link
â lex pretend, Friday, March 9, 2012 1:34 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
don't forget this also happened 2 years ago and it last for about ... a minute
― surm, Monday, 12 March 2012 06:51 (twelve years ago) link
hot picture tho
― surm, Monday, 12 March 2012 14:17 (twelve years ago) link
if she lets her face get less puffy and keeps the hair then we can talk
Nice coat.
― Mark G, Monday, 12 March 2012 14:19 (twelve years ago) link
she's actually making a break for it, having stolen the coat, right?
― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 12 March 2012 14:28 (twelve years ago) link
dig the glasses and the lollipop
― Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Monday, 12 March 2012 14:54 (twelve years ago) link
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Screen_shot_2011-01-02_at_1_08_50_PM_7103.png
― rain came down like water falling from the clouds (snoball), Monday, 12 March 2012 14:56 (twelve years ago) link
well duh me...http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Kojak
she was a trainwreck on snl
― piggyback payoff (NZA), Monday, 12 March 2012 14:59 (twelve years ago) link
re: buzza's pic - is that hand as old as she is?
― StanM, Monday, 12 March 2012 15:49 (twelve years ago) link
mm, hand as 'grainy' as the shop floor next to it.
― Mark G, Monday, 12 March 2012 15:55 (twelve years ago) link
i think she was pretty average as far as guest hosts on SNL go these days
― â (gr8080), Monday, 12 March 2012 16:58 (twelve years ago) link
yeah pretty much
― some dude, Monday, 12 March 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago) link
i mean unlike say January Jones she at least kind of has an excuse for not being funny on purpose
Average is 'alright' isn't it? Not good, not bad?
Or, are most of the guest hosts bad?
― Mark G, Monday, 12 March 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago) link
most of the hosts are terrible
― thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Monday, 12 March 2012 17:03 (twelve years ago) link
Most of them are pretty bad, imo -- I'm always surprised when a guest is able to work well with the rest of the cast.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Monday, 12 March 2012 17:04 (twelve years ago) link
― stan this sick bunt (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 12 March 2012 17:04 (twelve years ago) link
i think it's kind of to the show's credit that they don't let the quality of the host dictate how well the show goes THAT much these days imo -- if someone has really limited talents they just build a monologue and a couple sketches around that one thing and then most of the other sketches the cast seems to get more shine and the host just does their little token roles and stays out of the way
― some dude, Monday, 12 March 2012 17:11 (twelve years ago) link
in related news amanda seyfried is absolutely killin it in the new glamour
― surm, Monday, 12 March 2012 17:14 (twelve years ago) link
like, beyond
there's some kind of uncanny valley reaction inside me when i see guest hosts on SNL so obviously looking DIRECTLY at a cue card/teleprompter for line after line of dialogue instead of AT THE PERSON they are talking to
like, i am a rational person who understands that these are busy celebrities with only a week to prepare for a live broadcast of what is ultimately a stupid show that doesn't really matter, so memorizing lines isn't important at all. but on an instinctual level it sets off all these alarm bells
― â (gr8080), Monday, 12 March 2012 17:17 (twelve years ago) link
no one on SNL has actually looked at each other since 1991 at the latest
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 March 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago) link
― surm, Monday, 12 March 2012 17:19 (twelve years ago) link
not even in those vogelchek skits, it's true
― goole, Monday, 12 March 2012 17:19 (twelve years ago) link
i imagine that film actors often end up doing like a couple lines of dialogue over and over in a given day and aren't really that accustomed to memorizing that much dialogue, but yeah you'd think they'd be a little more ready
― some dude, Monday, 12 March 2012 17:21 (twelve years ago) link
x-postExcept Sanz and Fallon.
― nickn, Monday, 12 March 2012 17:21 (twelve years ago) link
bill hader's been losing it in like every episode now; he's the new jimmy fallon
― piggyback payoff (NZA), Monday, 12 March 2012 19:35 (twelve years ago) link
oh don't you dare
― goole, Monday, 12 March 2012 19:36 (twelve years ago) link
will not stand for hader haters
― some dude, Monday, 12 March 2012 19:37 (twelve years ago) link
ha i love hader, i'm just saying he can't keep his shit together through an entire skit anymore
― piggyback payoff (NZA), Monday, 12 March 2012 19:38 (twelve years ago) link
my parents tivo snl and when i'm at their house i will ff directly to weekend update in hopes of stefon
― piggyback payoff (NZA), Monday, 12 March 2012 19:39 (twelve years ago) link
I wish SNL had a little pop-up disclaimer at the beginning of every episode stating that lines are being re-written right up to (and sometimes during) air and that everyone is actively discouraged from memorizing lines.
― Alan Hale's Corn Casserole Recipe (Family Circle, June 1976) (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 12 March 2012 20:05 (twelve years ago) link
i would like some hard stats on horatio sanz vs jimmy fallon wrt breaking character to laugh
― â (gr8080), Monday, 12 March 2012 20:07 (twelve years ago) link
ok: hair, lollipop and shades, but a big lift on previous PicturePosts
― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 21:09 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/clOUs.jpg
― â (gr8080), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 21:38 (twelve years ago) link
better!!!!
― surm, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 21:39 (twelve years ago) link
"did i do that?"
― utopian dipshit (buzza), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 21:42 (twelve years ago) link
she actually looks like she has life in her eyes there!
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 21:47 (twelve years ago) link
that's from 5 years ago rite
― the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 21:47 (twelve years ago) link
god that hair is such a relief
― surm, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 21:49 (twelve years ago) link
i feel like i can breathe again
― surm, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 21:50 (twelve years ago) link
ok, so i finally got around to watching i know who killed me last night. jesus whept. i don't know that i've ever seen a weirder, uglier or more perversely honest "star vehicle". horrible but fascinating, especially from the present vantage.
― Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 22:16 (twelve years ago) link
it's hard to tell from two photos but her face swelling looks way better? like even just from the SNL appearance?
― â (gr8080), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 22:20 (twelve years ago) link
yeah how are these not old pics?
― the late great, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 22:25 (twelve years ago) link
the one i just posted came from here:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2114350/Lindsay-Lohan-scrape--time-80-000-Porsche.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
― â (gr8080), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 22:31 (twelve years ago) link
yeah she looks fresh-faced, and dare I say it, kind of lovely
I approve!
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 22:59 (twelve years ago) link
i'd like to suggest that the remarkable differences between photos of [celebrity] taken only days apart might temper the delicious instinct to immediately dogpile on whatever material issues from the gates of hello magazine or the daily mail
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 23:23 (twelve years ago) link
bite yr tongue
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 23:26 (twelve years ago) link
sorry, i don't know what came over me
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 23:28 (twelve years ago) link
While driving out of the parking lot (in her new Porsche) of Sayers Club in Hollywood just after midnight Wednesday, Lindsay Lohan was reportedly blocked by paparazzi and bystanders around the nearby Hookah Lounge. Lohan, according to TMZ, attempted a 3-point turn, grazing the knee and car of the lounge's 26-year-old manager who was standing by his car. But instead of braking to make sure the man was uninjured, the 25-year-old actress fled the scene "like a mad woman," a witness told a TMZ video reporter.Police arrived at the scene, interviewed the manager and some Hookah Lounge patrons, then left. Sources told TMZ Lohan may have called the cops due to the swarm of paparazzi, which is why they responded.Initially, the manager said he was uninjured and "got up and started smoking his hookah," said the witness. However, after learning of the driver's identity, he reportedly began complaining of an injury and headed to the emergency room. He plans to press charges and hire a lawyer, which will prompt police to open a hit-and-run investigation.If the man is injured, Lohan will have violated her probation (again) in the necklace shoplifting case. Sautner told Lohan during a court hearing February 22, "Miss Lohan, you're in the home stretch." Well, the finish line might be appearing foggier in light of this morning's stunt.
― utopian dipshit (buzza), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:12 (twelve years ago) link
her porsche is all f'd up, she needs a driver
― the late great, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:13 (twelve years ago) link
i rly hope she continues to look like that and the puffiness was like a bad accident or something
but i really do not know if that is possible
she just looks so damn cute there
my god this thread is like the twilight zone, have i said that before?
― surm, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 18:06 (twelve years ago) link
she still looks kind of like death to me?
― thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.accesshollywood.com/content/images/i/articles/62/62628/header_165094.jpg
― buzza, Friday, 30 March 2012 06:34 (eleven years ago) link
god the giant glasses thing is never gonna go away is it
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 30 March 2012 07:15 (eleven years ago) link
person behind is attempting "this facial expression"
― Bob Six, Friday, 30 March 2012 07:33 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0Mi5Q-ExZ8
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 30 March 2012 23:18 (eleven years ago) link
honestly that doesnt seem so bad to me. if she would chill the fuck out with the lip plumping, super-blonding, tanning and alkie bloat, none of which is permanent btw, then she'll look okay again.
what really pisses me off is the disappearance of her freckles. that is the true crime here people.
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Sunday, 1 April 2012 22:41 (eleven years ago) link
Is that not one natural occurance?
― Mark G, Monday, 2 April 2012 06:05 (eleven years ago) link
let's be real, sunny. The last 16 seconds are absolutely terrifying.
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 2 April 2012 07:10 (eleven years ago) link
Eh. If you were in yr early 20s, an alcoholic, had a bad plastic surgeon, a hairdresser with no concept of too blonde and the most fucking insane parents EVER; you wouldn't look too hot either. But like I said its all completely fixable. so far, anyway. The lips should go down in a few months. She could get her hair fixed in approx 3 hours, she could stop being a victim of her parents rampant narcissism any moment she chooses. If she could pull that off then sobriety will probably follow. The latter is prob a minimum of 18 months intense recovery but honestly, late 2013-4 not so bad.
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Monday, 2 April 2012 10:16 (eleven years ago) link
i've had pretty much the exact same thoughts about her current predicaments, she is definitely not beyond aesthetic redemption.
― estela, Monday, 2 April 2012 10:55 (eleven years ago) link
I would really love for this woman to get her shit together.
― beachville, Monday, 2 April 2012 12:02 (eleven years ago) link
What's worrying is that she's starting to have that weird bloated look that Anita Pallenberg went through.
― Bob Six, Monday, 2 April 2012 12:20 (eleven years ago) link
How trainwrecky did Drew Barrymore get before she got better?
― Time, a group with Jam and Lewis (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:02 (eleven years ago) link
Not very trainwrecky. Barrymore looked older than her real age for a while, but she never had that bloated 'crap plastic surgery' look.
― beanz meanz lulz (snoball), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link
Drew hit bottom at like, 12.
― beachville, Monday, 2 April 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link
26 seconds in her eyes go dead.
― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 2 April 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link
drew is one of those those rare anomalies that A) became an alcoholic/addict at a very young age, and 2) addiction is clearly in her dna and those inherit addicts usually have the most trouble stopping because the impulse to use is being sent from an area of the brain we have no conscious control iover whatsoever. And still she drinks on occasion. I assume the reports of her tween alcohol/drug addicting were wildly exaggerated. It take a lot of consistent effort to earn the title of addict.
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Friday, 6 April 2012 06:34 (eleven years ago) link
yeah i imagine a lot of the controversy of her was more her age and the rarity of situations like that (relative to today) more than her level of consumption. it is nice that DB is this one prominent happy story of perseverence while the Lohans of the world keep going down that path and not really coming back.
― some dude, Friday, 6 April 2012 13:25 (eleven years ago) link
Interestingly, Drew emancipated herself from her parents at 14 and basically from that point forward never did anything substance-wise that got the same amount of attention that the wild escapades that led to her rehab stints (according to Wikipedia, she was smoking cigarettes by 9, drinking by 11, smoking weed by 12 and snorting coke by 13; after her first rehab stint, she went back to her parents and tried to kill herself).
Although that did lead into the period of time when she couldn't seem to keep her clothes on...
― God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Friday, 6 April 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link
Much to lettermans delight
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Saturday, 7 April 2012 23:45 (eleven years ago) link
The chronology of her drug use seems like pretty much any kid these day except add in grandmas percs
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Saturday, 7 April 2012 23:47 (eleven years ago) link
wtf is wrong w/ us we're not keeping up:
http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/10/showbiz/lindsay-lohan-complaint/
― â (gr8080), Friday, 13 April 2012 02:40 (eleven years ago) link
Oh yeah probation is over. Party time!
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Saturday, 14 April 2012 03:10 (eleven years ago) link
Lookin classy, LiLo.
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 14 April 2012 03:43 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/04/14/article-2129844-1298FA79000005DC-768_634x764.jpg
― buzza, Sunday, 15 April 2012 02:42 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/04/14/article-2129844-1298FBE4000005DC-898_634x769.jpg
― buzza, Sunday, 15 April 2012 02:43 (eleven years ago) link
kiiiinda into those even though it does appear her shoplifting tendencies now extend to personal property, ie, bottles of water
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 15 April 2012 02:50 (eleven years ago) link
Nice to see her out among the people.
― the hairy office thing (Eazy), Sunday, 15 April 2012 02:58 (eleven years ago) link
Someone please photoshop Ridiculously Photogenic Guy on there
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Sunday, 15 April 2012 03:26 (eleven years ago) link
has she had her teeth done too? ;_;
― two overweight dachshunds with three eyes (La Lechera), Sunday, 15 April 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link
Fun! Fresh! Forty!
― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 15 April 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link
but lookin good imo
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 15 April 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
FFM: I don't get it but here you go:
http://i42.tinypic.com/2u95wfb.jpg
― StanM, Sunday, 15 April 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link
lul
― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 15 April 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link
Hahahaha. Thanks!!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Sunday, 15 April 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link
xps to Lechera-- iirc, Playboy picked up the check for her teeth.
― Raymond Dubious Davies (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 15 April 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link
that is terrible! just awful.
― two overweight dachshunds with three eyes (La Lechera), Monday, 16 April 2012 03:06 (eleven years ago) link
I know lol America and such, but what was wrong with her teeth??
― michael nyman cat (Merdeyeux), Monday, 16 April 2012 03:10 (eleven years ago) link
exactly! nothing. nothing was wrong with her teeth. now there is something wrong with her teeth. oh well.
― two overweight dachshunds with three eyes (La Lechera), Monday, 16 April 2012 03:16 (eleven years ago) link
Thet were stained and one had a slight chip I think?
― mh, Monday, 16 April 2012 04:20 (eleven years ago) link
Yes, I well remember the headlines back in the day - - "Lindsay Lohan: America's Next Sweetheart (except for those teeth, something will have to be done about those)"
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 16 April 2012 04:24 (eleven years ago) link
xpost: no, that was why she had the boob job, iirc
― StanM, Monday, 16 April 2012 04:29 (eleven years ago) link
â two overweight dachshunds with three eyes (La Lechera), Monday, April 16, 2012 3:16 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
she had gross tooth decay actually
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 16 April 2012 04:56 (eleven years ago) link
meth can screw a girl up.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 16 April 2012 04:57 (eleven years ago) link
I still haven't fully processed the whole "her teeth are fine!" backlash on ILX
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 16 April 2012 04:57 (eleven years ago) link
They can be cleaned and have a chip repaired without fully covering them up with artificial teeth from one side of her grill to the other. It's also part of what makes her look older, unfortch.
― two overweight dachshunds with three eyes (La Lechera), Monday, 16 April 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link
eh, it's hard to patch a chip in your teeth without it being a noticeably diff color, but then again, if you're having them bleached like crazy that's probably less of an issue
veneers are the devil
― mh, Monday, 16 April 2012 14:13 (eleven years ago) link
Its nice to see some color on her skin and also her George Lucas neck has gone into remission.
― I will transmit this information to (Viceroy), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 14:54 (eleven years ago) link
What HAS happened to Lindsay's lips? Lohan shows off swollen mouth
She looked much older than 25
― The term âhipster racismâ from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Sunday, 22 April 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/04/lindsay-lohan-alleged-assault-video-standard-hotel
Detectives from the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department have officially received the surveillance video from The Standard Hotel in West Hollywood from the night that a woman claims Lindsay Lohan assaulted her, and the video clearly shows Lohan at the club, despite her claims that she was at home watching television, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
― â (gr8080), Monday, 23 April 2012 00:19 (eleven years ago) link
i know the GM of that hotel and am kind of tempted to email him for the inside scoop...
― â (gr8080), Monday, 23 April 2012 00:20 (eleven years ago) link
do it!
― Mordy, Monday, 23 April 2012 00:23 (eleven years ago) link
i havent emailed him about anything else ever tho, so
― â (gr8080), Monday, 23 April 2012 00:27 (eleven years ago) link
Gotta start somewhere
― mh, Monday, 23 April 2012 00:52 (eleven years ago) link
"Hey! Thought I'd drop you a line to see how you're doing these days. How's the wife and kids? Good? And, while I'm asking, how's your dog? Btw, do you happen to have any dirt to dish on that LiLo business? Real inside dirt, I mean."
― Aimless, Monday, 23 April 2012 02:03 (eleven years ago) link
WTF @ the jesus stuff in the comments on that radaronline article
― StanM, Monday, 23 April 2012 02:42 (eleven years ago) link
that's a radar thing i think, like i've seen elsewhere that righty groups have zeroed in on radar as this haven of hollywood liberal snark culture
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 23 April 2012 03:00 (eleven years ago) link
Ok lol, they're doing a great job converting everyone.
― StanM, Monday, 23 April 2012 03:16 (eleven years ago) link
http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/RFjnZrgqpa.v9WEgB5Q5AA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYwMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_US/News/HollywoodLife.com/042912_lindsay_lohan_side_boob_featured120429104410.jpg
― buzza, Monday, 30 April 2012 06:24 (eleven years ago) link
http://images.hitfix.com/photos/1232943/Lindsay-Lohan_gallery_primary.jpg
― buzza, Monday, 30 April 2012 06:26 (eleven years ago) link
moving in the right direction at least
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 30 April 2012 06:40 (eleven years ago) link
she looks a little like heather graham there. but heather graham looks better, and is sixteen years lindsay's senior.
― Bad Company's Drummer's Daughter (stevie), Monday, 30 April 2012 07:37 (eleven years ago) link
There's a fine line between luscious sexy lips and Ronald McDonald.
― StanM, Monday, 30 April 2012 10:22 (eleven years ago) link
I think she's looking distinctly Angelina Jolie-ish these days.
― quincie, Monday, 30 April 2012 13:34 (eleven years ago) link
ugh finally a good look
those lips!
― surm, Monday, 30 April 2012 13:49 (eleven years ago) link
dude if i looked like that id be THRILLED
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:10 (eleven years ago) link
yea def very hot
finallyyyyyyyy
― surm, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link
(watch she'll be blonde again tomorrow)
i really think blonde could work for her but she needs to get the shade right. i used ultra light blonde for years then on a whim switched up to a neutral medium blonde which looks x1000 better and makes me so embarrassed i walked through life with almost white hair for so long
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link
Plus, during her blonde phase she had no highlights or lowlights iIrc.
― L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:25 (eleven years ago) link
i'm just intensely in love with red hair tbh
― surm, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link
feelin this
― frogbs in the trap (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link
sigourney weaver on a good day
― Choc. Clusterman (contenderizer), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:29 (eleven years ago) link
There is no way LiLo is gonna make it to Sigourney Weaver levels of mature hotness.
― quincie, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link
they should be in a movie together anyway tho
― surm, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 23:07 (eleven years ago) link
^^^your terrible/amazing ideas
― quincie, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link
it would be some kind of warped combination of weaver's "heartbreakers" and "georgia rule"
― surm, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 23:19 (eleven years ago) link
Hot, Ready and Chest-Bursting
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link
Plus, during her blonde phase she had no highlights or lowlights iIrc.â L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Tuesday, May 1, 2012 10:25 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
â L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Tuesday, May 1, 2012 10:25 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this is so key. esp lowlights
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:04 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/23505/Lindsay-Lohan-looks-so-bad-no-wonder-Anna-Wintour-shut-her-down-for-Met-Gala
― caro's johnson (Eazy), Friday, 11 May 2012 01:19 (eleven years ago) link
^^Not as bad as URL implies
Sigourney Weaver as a three-star general, Lindsay Lohan as her misfit niece.
― caro's johnson (Eazy), Friday, 11 May 2012 01:20 (eleven years ago) link
still pretty bad
― the late great, Friday, 11 May 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link
this thread fills me with sadness but also empathy because i've also been ravaged by substances to a prematurely aged look over the eight years since i first posted to it. upside is that my boobs are smaller now too.
― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 11 May 2012 02:39 (eleven years ago) link
http://images.coolchaser.com/themes/t/91682-i240.photobucket.com-albums-ff174-iloverachelmyers-panda.gif
^^ you don't look so bad in this pic
― the late great, Friday, 11 May 2012 02:57 (eleven years ago) link
did u guys cover 'had dinner with Woody Allen' or was that a diff chick?
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 May 2012 03:03 (eleven years ago) link
Lindsay is a huge admirer of his work.
― 10. âPour Some Sugar On Meâ â Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Friday, 11 May 2012 03:23 (eleven years ago) link
Soon-Yi looked soooo enthused to be photographed w/her.
― Leslie Mann: Boner Machine (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 11 May 2012 03:49 (eleven years ago) link
Viola: http://gawker.com/5915699/heres-lindsay-lohan-as-elizabeth-taylor
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17os5a6o6yobdjpg/original.jpg
― Brony! Broni! BronĂ©! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link
Didn't know they were doing it as a vampire flick. Interesting choice.
― nickn, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
Hit An 18-Wheeler
― Hare Kinsey (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 8 June 2012 23:26 (eleven years ago) link
what would be a reason to refuse a ride to the emergency room? serious question, sorry if that's totally obvious etc
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 June 2012 23:29 (eleven years ago) link
Practising for her next role as Jayne Mansfield?
― Aimless, Friday, 8 June 2012 23:31 (eleven years ago) link
lol the Porche was a rental
― â (gr8080), Friday, 8 June 2012 23:39 (eleven years ago) link
â Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, June 8, 2012 7:29 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark
didnt want to pay the ambulance bill
― Hungry4Ass, Saturday, 9 June 2012 00:13 (eleven years ago) link
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 June 2012 05:00 (eleven years ago) link
Wanted to show up at the same time as her lawyer to make sure she didn't consent to any blood tests she shouldn't
― mh, Saturday, 9 June 2012 05:49 (eleven years ago) link
^^^this and giving the paparazzi the slip?
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link
also: self-centered and a little insane
― â (gr8080), Saturday, 9 June 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link
tru
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
Set to star in micro-budget The Canyons, directed by Paul Schrader, written by Bret Easton Ellis, co-starring with James Dean; Ellis has promised "four-ways."
― Odd Spice (Eazy), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:33 (eleven years ago) link
er, make that "James Deen," not the hologram.
let's admit we know who that guy is all at once... wait no
― Nhex, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link
http://gawker.com/5891061/from-rainbow-parties-to-butt+chugging-a-timeline-of-moral-panics-in-the-last-decade
― goole, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:43 (eleven years ago) link
I first heard of him from this profile:http://www.good.is/post/what-women-want
― Odd Spice (Eazy), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:50 (eleven years ago) link
^^highly recommended reading
― â (gr8080), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 23:22 (eleven years ago) link
âMy problem is I never really had anything I wanted to do in life other than porn. Iâve never really had a hobby. I never really had any ambition,â Deen says. âI was in kindergarten or something and I saw porn for the first time, and I said, âThis is what I want to do. I want to grow up and be in porn.ââ
this seems like such a weird thing to say
― a dense custard of infinity (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 23:34 (eleven years ago) link
@abc7: #BREAKINGNEWS ABC7 has learned Lindsay Lohan was taken to hospital after being found unconscious at Ritz-Carlton in Marina del Rey
://///// lindsay...
― kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link
:-(
― George Peppard Steak (snoball), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:47 (eleven years ago) link
OH FOR FFS
― lamborghini persie (J0rdan S.), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:47 (eleven years ago) link
R.I.P. LINDSAY LOHAN
― â (gr8080), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link
no this is the PRAY FOR LILO stage
― kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link
lol @ "for ffs"
Oh Lindsay get up we love you :(
― kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2012/06/lindsay-lohan-found-unconscious-in-california-hotel/
― â (gr8080), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link
apparently they filmed some of "parent trap" at that hotel
IT'S ALL COMING FULL CIRCLE
― lamborghini persie (J0rdan S.), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:51 (eleven years ago) link
she's dead.
― â (gr8080), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link
gr80 how could you
― bronytheus (some dude), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link
gr80 killed loh4n?
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link
that was the joke yeah
― bronytheus (some dude), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link
u_u
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link
ach this poor idiot
― goole, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.lindsay-lohan.net/gallery/data/531/lindsay-lohan_dot_net-movies-meangirls-promos-0020.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSz16ngdsG0
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 15 June 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link
not dead yet
― the late great, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link
much like with lindsay the last seven years were kind of a wash of embarrassment and inebriation but at least now i can tell myself i didnt die in a hotel room
― me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 15 June 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link
not yet anyway
― the late great, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link
...yet
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 15 June 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link
my boobs got smaller too
― me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 15 June 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
SURVIVOR
― kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Friday, 15 June 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
been through a lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zShSJgXjF1Y
― Cunga, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
We're told someone became alarmed because they could not wake her up and the person called 911.
Paramedics responded, and determined nothing was wrong with Lindsay. They left without transporting her to the hospital.
Lindsay is back on set shooting her Lifetime movie, "Liz and Dick."
As far as we know, Lindsay did not go to the hospital herself."
So she was asleep...
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 15 June 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link
...with a little help from her 'friends'?
― Aimless, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfxOWvLeLA8
― Cunga, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link
"exhausted" & "dehydrated"
i know what that feels like
― the late great, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link
http://iweb.cooking.com/images/recipe/Recipe/Detail/RE_10232.jpg
here this'll fix that right
― the late great, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link
one that slep't not wisely but too well
― contenderizer, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link
You know who else came back from the dead! It's the second coming!
― StanM, Saturday, 16 June 2012 11:56 (eleven years ago) link
http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/06/04/lindsay-lohans-new-wave/
― lamborghini persie (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 17 June 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
mmm, no.
― Delbert Botts, D.D.S. (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
I've heard of people trying to surf on a lilo, but LiLo trying to surf?
― Meet the G that Skrilled me... (snoball), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:25 (eleven years ago) link
This sentence rolls its eyes at Richard Phillips.
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link
lilo standing with a surfboard, someone who surfs surfing
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link
not so much asking is it art as, do we care?
uhh youre holding the surfboard backwards
actually i wish it were a feature film so that she might *actually* learn to surf because I think it would be really good for her
― Has someone else's face gotten in the way of yr foot or elbow? (sunny successor), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
lol i'm still listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FDlRMrpT-w
― surm, Thursday, 28 June 2012 14:01 (eleven years ago) link
http://instagram.com/p/MpadgEJc35/
― Odd Spice (Eazy), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link
lol is that her house
― surm, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:51 (eleven years ago) link
She completely furnished it with stuff she shoplifted from antiques stores.
― Neil Jung (WmC), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link
Looks more like a shop of some kind?
― second dullest ILXor since 1929 (snoball), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:58 (eleven years ago) link
a salon
― coat news for people who love boat shoes (how's life), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/lindsay-lohan-flashes-bald-spot-sleepover-lady-gaga-article-1.1113707
― buzza, Sunday, 15 July 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link
It'd be so "2003" to add "...and then they all lezzed it up." to the end of that article.
― Don't Feel Like Santana, But Oye Como Va To Them (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 15 July 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link
centuries from now painters and novelists will be dedicate their lives to recreating the Lohan Del Gaga summit
― some dude, Sunday, 15 July 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
centuries from now? There will be an off-broadway play about it by next summer.
― Cunga, Sunday, 15 July 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link
NY Daily News: "...the former "Mean Girls" star ..."
― Aimless, Sunday, 15 July 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
she has been retroactively banned from the set
― contenderizer, Sunday, 15 July 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2006/12/bimbo-summit2.jpg
― buzza, Sunday, 15 July 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
i don't follow sleb news but is it really that hard to find pics of lindsay looking good or is it just bigger news when she's looking bad?
― the late great, Sunday, 15 July 2012 20:40 (eleven years ago) link
yes and yes
― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Sunday, 15 July 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link
i can't believe that in an age of affordable face transplants and laser vagina rejuvenation someone can't do something for poor lindsay
― the late great, Sunday, 15 July 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link
Laser Lohan Rejuvenation
― Don't Feel Like Santana, But Oye Como Va To Them (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 15 July 2012 21:52 (eleven years ago) link
Which one's Gaga and which one's Del Rey?
― Odd Spice (Eazy), Sunday, 15 July 2012 21:54 (eleven years ago) link
Oh wait, fuck, that's Britney and Paris.
Britneys in Paris
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 15 July 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link
let's hope not!
― Nhex, Sunday, 15 July 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link
the non-bald-spot photo of her looking kinda rumpled is nice, she looks young and like a normal person.
― deist mountain dew (reddening), Sunday, 15 July 2012 22:37 (eleven years ago) link
yeah she just looks tired.
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 15 July 2012 22:51 (eleven years ago) link
the funny thing about the lindsay/paris/britney photo is that, of the three, paris is easily the one you'd most trust behind the wheel
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Sunday, 15 July 2012 23:04 (eleven years ago) link
take tired and greasy over the previous k-blonde look any day
(not that i am a boy in outer space who is fit to judge, of course)
― mookieproof, Sunday, 15 July 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link
who would win in a cage match: lindsay/paris/britney or lindsay/lana/gaga
― the late great, Monday, 16 July 2012 00:45 (eleven years ago) link
odds are a bit stacked there
― Nhex, Monday, 16 July 2012 00:48 (eleven years ago) link
http://x17online.com/lohan-gaga-lana-460-fx.jpg
― buzza, Monday, 16 July 2012 00:48 (eleven years ago) link
it would come down to gaga vs britney which would go down like cyndi lauper vs fabulous moolah
― the late great, Monday, 16 July 2012 00:48 (eleven years ago) link
rip captain lou
― mookieproof, Monday, 16 July 2012 00:49 (eleven years ago) link
clearly britney is the one that can throw a punch, though gaga might be able to strangulate britney like grace jones in view to a kill
― the late great, Monday, 16 July 2012 00:50 (eleven years ago) link
neither are a patch on barbara carrera in 'never say never again'
― mookieproof, Monday, 16 July 2012 00:52 (eleven years ago) link
http://i2.asntown.net/15/lindsay-lohan-malibu.jpg
― buzza, Monday, 16 July 2012 00:55 (eleven years ago) link
6EP J601
― mookieproof, Monday, 16 July 2012 00:56 (eleven years ago) link
... she's still doing that? wow
― Nhex, Monday, 16 July 2012 00:56 (eleven years ago) link
photoshop
― the late great, Monday, 16 July 2012 01:04 (eleven years ago) link
remove bookmark
― the late great, Monday, 16 July 2012 01:05 (eleven years ago) link
we finally have clam
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 16 July 2012 03:16 (eleven years ago) link
I spent too long wondering why she buttoned her dress so badly before I realized what was happening down below
i really hate the internet sometimes
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 16 July 2012 03:18 (eleven years ago) link
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17t4b2g42kyxkjpg/original.jpgcan't wait for justin's Terry Richardson years
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
― the alternate vision continues his vision quest! (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://twitpic.com/a8ghvjrt'd by the man himself - I saw it on Gawker
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link
how appropriate that "Cameltoe" would come up on Spotify as I clicked on that picture
― PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link
i don't think so. there are several pictures from that set, pretty clear she was unbuttoned to the waist. unless you mean that they 'shopped underwear onto her, which maybe...
― contenderizer, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
ah, sorry Shakey - thought you meant the JB cover, which also looks photoshopped due to the poor image quality imo
hope Lindsay is getting some Deen though I feel like he'd stay clear
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link
bieber's already done two or three shoots w/ terry richardson
― â (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link
shit, I knew that too. Well, I'll wait for the pantieless clubbing then, I guess.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link
oh i didn't take a close look, is that nude underwear?
― the late great, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 20:32 (eleven years ago) link
its a photoshop
― â (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 20:33 (eleven years ago) link
is that what we're calling them now
― PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 20:34 (eleven years ago) link
"her skirt was so short, every time she bent over everyone could see her photoshop"
― PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 20:35 (eleven years ago) link
you sound like you've seen a lot of pixels in your day
― the late great, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 20:38 (eleven years ago) link
DJP ladies & gentlemen
― â (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 20:38 (eleven years ago) link
*bows, beats dead horse*
― PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 20:39 (eleven years ago) link
her hands look about a billion years old in those photos
― contenderizer, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 20:40 (eleven years ago) link
Finally the answer to the whole finger/fingerbang/fingerblast conundrum.
― sive gallus et mulier (Michael White), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link
it looks like dan ayckroyd's face in nothing but trouble
― contenderizer, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link
she's starting to look more and more like billy drago
― omar little, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 00:36 (eleven years ago) link
His vagina pics are a lot better imo
― StanM, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link
better than what?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 13:51 (eleven years ago) link
― StanM, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 14:24 (eleven years ago) link
http://dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/spl419659_002.jpg
outfit!
― surm, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link
wow!
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
― the late great, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 22:02 (eleven years ago) link
i dream of jeannie lindsay
― the late great, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 22:03 (eleven years ago) link
― surm, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 06:44 (eleven years ago) link
face shows marked improvement.
― â (gr8080), Thursday, 26 July 2012 22:32 (eleven years ago) link
http://cdn.evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Lindsay-Lohan5-500x892.jpg
― buzza, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link
sure I guess why not
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link
shoes are awful
dress is cute
what's going on wit her chin, has it always looked like that
― surm, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 19:57 (eleven years ago) link
the mouth-rictus thing gives her a bit of a blow-up doll look, lips-wise.
otherwise it's not horrible?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 20:04 (eleven years ago) link
I think the chin is a result of the pap being shorter than she is (criminal imo!)
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 20:06 (eleven years ago) link
most likely the camera hanging down below his neck, shooting up (dudes not bothering to use the viewfinder these days)
― Nhex, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 22:17 (eleven years ago) link
Ah, yes. Lazy paps!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link
http://i50.tinypic.com/14o4t37.jpg
― surm, Friday, 10 August 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link
http://i50.tinypic.com/2ibkpxu.jpg
― surm, Friday, 10 August 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link
DON'T HIDE FROM THE FLU...or paparazzi trying to make a 'LiLo in a drugstore lol' moment.
― gonna win all over your face (snoball), Friday, 10 August 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
DON'T HIDE FROM THE LO'
― goole, Friday, 10 August 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
for some reason those pics make me feel more like a creeper than most of the pap photos
― Nhex, Friday, 10 August 2012 17:38 (eleven years ago) link
those brows
― surm, Friday, 10 August 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link
In that 1st one she looks like she's had her eyes surgically distanced from one another.
― Your sweet bippy is going to hell (WmC), Friday, 10 August 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link
http://maxgif.com/2nF
― ogmor, Saturday, 11 August 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link
That's amazing
― 47 minutes, 7 seconds and 4 frames (sunny successor), Thursday, 16 August 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link
waow
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 August 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link
I had a pair of shoes like that back in the 90s. :/
― NRâs resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Thursday, 16 August 2012 21:46 (eleven years ago) link
a pair of shoes like a mutating linlo face? D:
― (500) Days of Sodom (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 16 August 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
directed by david lynch btw
― very sexual album (schlump), Thursday, 16 August 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link
http://cdn01.cdn.gofugyourself.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/spl424070_013-419x628.jpg
― kinder, Thursday, 16 August 2012 22:20 (eleven years ago) link
oh snap
― surm, Thursday, 16 August 2012 22:31 (eleven years ago) link
well obv the lips are painted outside her mouth
― surm, Thursday, 16 August 2012 22:32 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/691571/thumbs/o-JUSTIN-BIEBER-LINDAY-LOHAN-HOT-READY-LEGAL-570.jpg?6
― aerosmith suck because their corporate rock that sucks (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 16 August 2012 22:40 (eleven years ago) link
Coming In 2014: "Abigail Breslin #HotReadyLegal"
― Jeremy Spencer Slid in Class Today (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 16 August 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link
RS really reused the hot/ready/legal wording for Bieber?
― Romney's Kitchen Nightmares (WmC), Thursday, 16 August 2012 22:45 (eleven years ago) link
They did take out the punctuation, so it wasn't exactly the same.
― Jeremy Spencer Slid in Class Today (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 16 August 2012 22:48 (eleven years ago) link
Global Warming's Hot Ready Math
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 16 August 2012 23:04 (eleven years ago) link
i mean it's a good headline altho that picture of biebs has nothing on the lilo cover
― surm, Thursday, 16 August 2012 23:28 (eleven years ago) link
Yes, they were tragic. I've owned a lot of horrible clompy pairs of shoes.
― NRâs resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Friday, 17 August 2012 01:55 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/17/article-2189840-149582F8000005DC-768_634x996.jpg
― (âżâ âżâ ) (ENBB), Friday, 17 August 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link
wd b a great outfit if it weren't for the boob
― surm, Friday, 17 August 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link
The top is awful.
― (âżâ âżâ ) (ENBB), Friday, 17 August 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/17/article-2189840-14957F2C000005DC-188_634x937.jpg
Why would anyone think that's a good idea?!
a hooker at a county fair?
― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 17 August 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
hot new looks: the napkin shirt
― contenderizer, Friday, 17 August 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
very weird
― surm, Friday, 17 August 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
man she has lived hard
― goole, Friday, 17 August 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
The rest is fine but c'mon girl, get yourself a whole shirt not just a half. I know you can afford it!
― (âżâ âżâ ) (ENBB), Friday, 17 August 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
I bet she keeps her pack of smokes under one of those boobs.
― Romney's Kitchen Nightmares (WmC), Friday, 17 August 2012 17:55 (eleven years ago) link
I want to be that pack of smokes.
― how's life, Friday, 17 August 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link
I find the sag somewhat heartening, lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 August 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link
everybody sags, eventually.
i mean i think it's cool that she has a real woman's body, i love that she stopped looking way too skinny years ago and didn't really look back
― surm, Friday, 17 August 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link
but bras are cool, is all i'm sayin
― surm, Friday, 17 August 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link
is she smoking a parliament?
― contenderizer, Friday, 17 August 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link
I don't care about her sagging or not sagging or anything about her body at all. I object to the hideous thing she's trying to pass off as a blouse, that's all.
― (âżâ âżâ ) (ENBB), Friday, 17 August 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link
yes xp
― surm, Friday, 17 August 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link
her choice of attire is unfortunate at best
it's like she was in the middle of getting dressed after having a shower and had to answer the phone clutching a tshirt to her chest
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 August 2012 18:18 (eleven years ago) link
â how's life, Friday, August 17, 2012 2:00 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark
everybody jorts, sometimes
― uncleshavedlongneck (some dude), Friday, 17 August 2012 18:18 (eleven years ago) link
Tbh, it's the jorts that dismay me the most. Unless she is ass-challenged for real, those make her look unappealingly flat.
― Pape de pĂšre en fils; pornocracie (Michael White), Friday, 17 August 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
tbh i think she is kind of ass challenged
― surm, Friday, 17 August 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link
she's basically just Elizabeth Taylor now
― Shameful Dead Half Choogle (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 17 August 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
― uncleshavedlongneck (some dude), Friday, 17 August 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
unless you mean "Elizabeth Taylor now" as in "Elizabeth Taylor after having been dead for over a year"
― uncleshavedlongneck (some dude), Friday, 17 August 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link
amandabynes.jpg
"those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it"
http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/TzFUbzbFRXGNTyd.k.Fi1w--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTMwMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/blogs/omgaline/300-AmandaBynes2-081712-jpg_182425.jpg
― omar little, Friday, 17 August 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link
Leopard print and stars and stripes forever... USA!
― ça GLIS aux pays de merveilles; chĂąteaux de loirs (Michael White), Friday, 17 August 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link
it's like a drum majorette and a stripper had a fight in a dark alleyway
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 August 2012 23:33 (eleven years ago) link
i showed my wife the bynes picture and made her try to guess who it was. the face she made when i told her who was priceless.
― some dude, Saturday, 18 August 2012 01:06 (eleven years ago) link
That Bynes pic made the yahoo main page.
― Jeremy Spencer Slid in Class Today (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 18 August 2012 04:11 (eleven years ago) link
24-year-old Bynes with puffy plastic surgery face playing a high schooler in Easy A was the most depressing thing
― some dude, Saturday, 18 August 2012 04:23 (eleven years ago) link
feel kinda good about not knowing who amanda bynes is. even googled her picture. nope, doesn't ring a bell...
― contenderizer, Saturday, 18 August 2012 04:51 (eleven years ago) link
I remember when she was cuter'n a bug's ear. Bummertown USA, pop 1.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 August 2012 04:58 (eleven years ago) link
2. Pop 2.
― omar little, Saturday, 18 August 2012 05:08 (eleven years ago) link
I think these girls put "the guide to 20s hot" in that machine from "the fly" alongside a copy of a pogues album and went with whatever emerged.
― omar little, Saturday, 18 August 2012 05:10 (eleven years ago) link
send all teen girl stars to an island til they're 25. so depressing
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 August 2012 05:14 (eleven years ago) link
lol omar
― contenderizer, Saturday, 18 August 2012 05:15 (eleven years ago) link
http://cdn04.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/16/lindsay-lohan-cleavage-the-canyons-set-0816-5-435x580.jpg
i'm tellng you this chin thing is more than just an angle
did she have that early on?
― surm, Saturday, 18 August 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link
Maybe it's for a movie with a budget that doesn't allow for fake chin makeup.
― StanM, Saturday, 18 August 2012 20:47 (eleven years ago) link
She looks a bit like a bloated Kate Middleton in that last photo.
― Bob Six, Saturday, 18 August 2012 21:29 (eleven years ago) link
#2 - Just Like Heaven, 845 points, 26 votes
Kiss Me Kiss Me Kiss Me (& single), 1987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBXwo6wGLkc
― nate woolls, Saturday, 18 August 2012 21:31 (eleven years ago) link
oops
enjoy the video anyway!
― nate woolls, Saturday, 18 August 2012 21:32 (eleven years ago) link
entries in the Cure tracks poll that it would've been funnier for Nate to accidentally post in this thread: Disintegration, Like Cockatoos, The Funeral Party, A Man Inside My Mouth
― some dude, Sunday, 19 August 2012 01:52 (eleven years ago) link
you. lost and lonely. :'(
(i didn't notice there was a cure poll on the go!)
― 4'33" (dubstep remix) (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 19 August 2012 04:26 (eleven years ago) link
Some bricks were shat when I had the idea of putting a sitewide message up top about ongoing polls, but then people miss polls they'd like to have voted in by not using SNA or whatever. Oh well.
― Romney's Kitchen Nightmares (WmC), Sunday, 19 August 2012 04:31 (eleven years ago) link
tbf i seem to have an innate blindness to poll threads.
― 4'33" (dubstep remix) (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 19 August 2012 04:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2012/08/30/30-liz-and-dick-1.o.jpg/a_560x375.jpg
More at http://www.vulture.com/2012/08/we-must-discuss-these-new-liz-dick-images.html
― Darren Robocopsky (Phil D.), Saturday, 1 September 2012 01:56 (eleven years ago) link
http://i48.tinypic.com/10prjlx.jpg
― NRâs resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Friday, 7 September 2012 19:37 (eleven years ago) link
whaaat is that a real thing
― lagân, Friday, 7 September 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link
hm.
― centipede burt s (how's life), Friday, 7 September 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link
i don't even know what that means
― surm, Friday, 7 September 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
btw lol at those liz pix
i love the still from cleopatra with the girl with the ironed hair
― surm, Friday, 7 September 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link
Lindsay Lohan â@lindsaylohanjust sending love, prayers and strength to #PrinceHarry
― lagân, Friday, 7 September 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link
― omar little, Friday, 7 September 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link
lol xpost
hahaha she understands #gingersgonewild
It means, I'm guessing, that she was listed at some point but no longer has millionaire status.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 7 September 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link
I have to shake my head at someone thinking their taxes are determined by the IRS reading Forbes magazine.
― NRâs resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Friday, 7 September 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link
oic, she needs to start using punctuation again
― surm, Friday, 7 September 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link
The first thing I thought when I read that Prince Harry was going back to Afghanistan was, 'Hope you had fun in that hotel room in Vegas. Careful, 'cause Buckingham Palace has friends in high places if you embarrass them.'
― Adesso vorrei assistere alle esequie vichinghe (Michael White), Friday, 7 September 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link
just sending love, prayers and strength and #Cristal to #PrinceHarry
― Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Friday, 7 September 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link
Best "oops wrong thread" ever, by the way...
― Mark G, Friday, 7 September 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mahga8jNJC1qkb0z2o1_1280.jpg
― controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Monday, 17 September 2012 10:45 (eleven years ago) link
she literally has zero self awareness. minus self-awareness.
― Trad., Arrrgh (stevie), Monday, 17 September 2012 10:48 (eleven years ago) link
Because Spongebob Squarepants hasn't done anything technically illegal.
― Mark G, Monday, 17 September 2012 10:50 (eleven years ago) link
He doesn't have planning permission for that pineapple.
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Monday, 17 September 2012 10:52 (eleven years ago) link
He's also really bad at driving.
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Monday, 17 September 2012 10:56 (eleven years ago) link
Gary the snail is an invasive species iin the state of california.
― how's life, Monday, 17 September 2012 11:10 (eleven years ago) link
The burger restaurant is a front for drugs distribution.
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Monday, 17 September 2012 11:23 (eleven years ago) link
Repeated citations under nuisance nrighbor law.
― how's life, Monday, 17 September 2012 11:46 (eleven years ago) link
Sandy the Squirrel is an illegal immigrant.
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Monday, 17 September 2012 11:49 (eleven years ago) link
Squidward enjoys 'free jazz' if you get my drift.
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Monday, 17 September 2012 11:54 (eleven years ago) link
Patrick the Starfish is a pimp.
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Monday, 17 September 2012 11:55 (eleven years ago) link
Plankton is being monitored by the FBI as a potential terrorist.
seriously who is she talking about
― goole, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:04 (eleven years ago) link
Amanda Bynes.
― how's life, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:05 (eleven years ago) link
tbf she has a point
― kinder, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link
isn't Amanda Bynes still on the initial climb of the starlet trainwreck roller coaster?
― wtf where's my chapbook (DJP), Monday, 17 September 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link
http://im.videosearch.rediff.com/thumbImage/videoImages/videoImages1/youtube/rdhash775/wUAbGZqD9tc.gif
In happier days, with Michelle Tractenburg.
― how's life, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link
i'd like to use this thread rather that going to tmz or whatever, so please, what did amanda bynes do?
― goole, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link
took cocaine, drove around, got her license suspended, kept driving, hit some cars, now awaiting a court date
― wtf where's my chapbook (DJP), Monday, 17 September 2012 17:23 (eleven years ago) link
+talks to inanimate objects, is crazy
― lagân, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:23 (eleven years ago) link
thanks you two
― goole, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:25 (eleven years ago) link
likes to fart
― how's life, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link
washed a hat
― a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Monday, 17 September 2012 17:29 (eleven years ago) link
made face into heart
― lagân, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:30 (eleven years ago) link
pooped
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Monday, 17 September 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link
didn't realize we were home and thusly
― how's life, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:32 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.tmz.com/2012/09/19/lindsay-lohan-arrested-leaving-scene-of-accident-new-york-city/
gah LINDSAY STOP IT
― gwenguthrie gwen ross (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 14:28 (eleven years ago) link
take a cab lindsay
― lagân, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 14:31 (eleven years ago) link
Seriously!! Why is it so fucking hard to just NOT DRIVE LIKE A MANIAC??
― gwenguthrie gwen ross (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 14:44 (eleven years ago) link
okay that whole situation is bullshit, come on
― wtf where's my chapbook (DJP), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link
http://lindsayshands.tumblr.com/
― DX Dx DX (dan m), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link
is that like some kind of belated goof on 'i know who killed me'?
― some dude, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link
When you think the int'net is weird enough...
― Mark G, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 20:10 (eleven years ago) link
we must be running out of memes
― ââââ (gr8080), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
does that mean we go back to laughing at dancing babies or
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
all your memes are belong to us
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 20:33 (eleven years ago) link
Mrs VG ate my balls
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 22:32 (eleven years ago) link
say what now
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 20 September 2012 00:16 (eleven years ago) link
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ate-my-balls
― ââââ (gr8080), Thursday, 20 September 2012 00:32 (eleven years ago) link
"I kiss you!"
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Thursday, 20 September 2012 08:00 (eleven years ago) link
get with the times*, VG ;D
*the 90s
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:04 (eleven years ago) link
http://cdn02.cdn.gofugyourself.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/lilolizanddickposter-419x620.jpg
― kinder, Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:04 (eleven years ago) link
I don't know how I feel abt her as Liz
But hoping for trashy awesomeness. Who is playing Burton?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link
Lousy title though
― Mark G, Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link
With Samantha Ronson as Dick...
― canonical casual cordouroy (Eazy), Thursday, 20 September 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link
http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2012/09/20/20_scary-movie-5.o.jpg/a_560x0.jpg
SCARY MOVIE 5, THE MOST TERRIFYING ONE YET
― Roz, Thursday, 20 September 2012 19:02 (eleven years ago) link
Goodyear Offers Lohan and Bynes Driving Lessons
― a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLCJkZ_LVZ0&feature=youtu.be
― controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Friday, 28 September 2012 00:36 (eleven years ago) link
i don't see a video :(
― farte blanche (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 28 September 2012 00:41 (eleven years ago) link
― controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Friday, 28 September 2012 01:42 (eleven years ago) link
Try this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLCJkZ_LVZ0
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 September 2012 01:43 (eleven years ago) link
Sorry I'm ruining this thread! Don't know why the youtube link wasn't working.
― controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Friday, 28 September 2012 01:44 (eleven years ago) link
Think it's because you included the &feature and everything following bit.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 September 2012 01:54 (eleven years ago) link
Happier, soberer times - Poehler, Fey and Lohan doing the Kevin G. rap from Mean Girls:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbRe5kVkMH4
― Roz, Friday, 28 September 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link
lol I love the Kevin G rap.
― (âżâ âżâ ) (ENBB), Friday, 28 September 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link
i know it by heart. :D vid makes me sad though - Lohan looks so lovely there.
― Roz, Friday, 28 September 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link
<3 + ;_;
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 28 September 2012 18:18 (eleven years ago) link
Just coming here to post the Kevin G rap. So awes
― BLOCKY 4 LYFE (sunny successor), Friday, 28 September 2012 23:41 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/#/watch?feature=youtube_gdata_player&v=hLO6FmfveQ4&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DhLO6FmfveQ4%26feature%3Dyoutube_gdata_player
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 08:02 (eleven years ago) link
sure
― fistula-la-la (sic), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 08:07 (eleven years ago) link
Take two:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLO6FmfveQ4
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 04:48 (eleven years ago) link
"I'm Voting for Mitt Romney."
This is because Obama never tweeted her back, isn't it?
― controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Friday, 12 October 2012 13:08 (eleven years ago) link
Did O say summat about her?
― Mark G, Friday, 12 October 2012 13:09 (eleven years ago) link
If you look upthread, she was tweeting messages to him about taxes.
― controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Friday, 12 October 2012 13:10 (eleven years ago) link
Maybe so, but I was asking if Obama had said somthing about her.
Probably not, but what do I know?
― Mark G, Friday, 12 October 2012 13:14 (eleven years ago) link
I don't think he's ever given her much thought.
― controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Friday, 12 October 2012 13:28 (eleven years ago) link
The Liz & Dick star stepped out at tonight's Mr Pink's Ginseng Drink event at the Regent Beverly Wilshire and announced that she's putting her celebrity support behind Mitt Romney.
Can't decide if Mr. Pink's Ginseng Drink is more George Saunders or Jim Carrey.
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link
More Steve Buscemi.
― borscht and bikinis (how's life), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:26 (eleven years ago) link
jesus christ this poor girl :(
http://www.tmz.com/2012/10/10/lindsay-lohan-dina-lohan-argument-cocaine-michael-lohan-telephone-call/#1010sf
― i dox in yellow gox dox socks (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:46 (eleven years ago) link
dude that was like forever ago get w/ the prog
― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 18 October 2012 06:12 (eleven years ago) link
http://cdn-public.ladmedia.fr/var/public/storage/images/news/photos/photos-lindsay-lohan-ce-n-est-pas-la-grande-forme-a-new-york-341593/4469260-1-fre-FR/Photos-Lindsay-Lohan-ce-n-est-pas-la-grande-forme-a-New-York_paysage_674x500.jpg
― buzza, Sunday, 4 November 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link
lindsay-lohan-ce-n-est-pas-la-grande-forme-a-new-york
looks like nico
― Mark G, Sunday, 4 November 2012 21:45 (eleven years ago) link
from 2007
http://i.imgur.com/3J2ng.jpg
― millmeister, Sunday, 11 November 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi_xjmfoop0
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 11 November 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link
This sounds so good.
― this will surprise many (Nicole), Friday, 16 November 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link
http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/lohan-airs/lindsay-lohan-liz-dick-airs-sunday-04.jpg
― surm, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:06 (eleven years ago) link
sorry so big
― surm, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
The pic or the chin?
― Dermot O'Leary, picks up the rice in a church where a wedding has been (snoball), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link
o snap
― surm, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:09 (eleven years ago) link
Carrot Top has let himself go.
― this will surprise many (Nicole), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:50 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/yqM57.png
― ââââ (gr8080), Saturday, 24 November 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link
as i get older, i hate it more and more when the media et al round up on someone who clearly needs a hug ..
― mark e, Saturday, 24 November 2012 20:13 (eleven years ago) link
This person is past the point of sympathy. She's a privileged toddler in a 48yo woman's body, who's had 200 second chances and accepts no responsibility for her actions. A big part of her appeal was that she was charming and attractive...now she is neither AND a shitty actress. Chica, don't come back....stay away!
And I say this as a one-time fan.
― Cousin Slappy, Saturday, 24 November 2012 22:54 (eleven years ago) link
when you've lost cousin slappy, you've lost the nation
― mookieproof, Saturday, 24 November 2012 22:58 (eleven years ago) link
Quiet night here...
― Artie Bucco Type on Drums (Eazy), Monday, 26 November 2012 04:34 (eleven years ago) link
i thought she was pretty good in it
she fumbled the accent at times but there where scenes where she was utterly convincing
― surm, Monday, 26 November 2012 04:56 (eleven years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me2q7kadaI1qzwt0go1_500.gif
― this will surprise many (Nicole), Monday, 26 November 2012 13:52 (eleven years ago) link
watched it for a while last night, all i can remember is lizhan saying "you DO know I'm shagging him senseless, don't you?"
― The Doc Morbama (some dude), Monday, 26 November 2012 13:58 (eleven years ago) link
kind of sad i missed it, but i can't help but feel i'd be more sad if it had been directed by john waters like i wanted
― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 26 November 2012 14:17 (eleven years ago) link
it would've been more fun for sure, but if he ever makes another movie again i want him to go out on a markedly higher note than A Dirty Shame
― The Doc Morbama (some dude), Monday, 26 November 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link
lol Nicole that scene. "I'm BORED"
yeah some dude that line was hot. i was surprised she made me feel something. her delivery was committed, and her voice was almost reminiscent of a cate blanchett. intense.
― surm, Monday, 26 November 2012 15:19 (eleven years ago) link
I loved the doctor in this movie, he was playing it for straight up laughs: "I'm not saying you have colon cancer buuuuuuuuut...."
― this will surprise many (Nicole), Monday, 26 November 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
dick was p good in it imo
― surm, Monday, 26 November 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link
That's what she said.
― this will surprise many (Nicole), Monday, 26 November 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link
I just can't stay away from the corny and obvious, my apologies.
― this will surprise many (Nicole), Monday, 26 November 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
tee hee
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 26 November 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/186ib2btb3h5qgif/cmt-medium.gif
― this will surprise many (Nicole), Monday, 26 November 2012 16:52 (eleven years ago) link
omg look at her!
I'm so glad I dvr'd this, I can't wait to watch it
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 26 November 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link
You must watch it.
― this will surprise many (Nicole), Monday, 26 November 2012 16:54 (eleven years ago) link
oh I will. maybe even tonight.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 26 November 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link
Need to see this. Now.
― homosexual II, Monday, 26 November 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, I can't believe I missed it tbh.
― ENBB, Monday, 26 November 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link
dvr'ed this shitcan't wait to watch it
― passion it person (La Lechera), Monday, 26 November 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link
it's the ilx event of 2012
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 26 November 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link
i rather liked the sherilyn fenn liz biopic, so this has a lot to live up to
― passion it person (La Lechera), Monday, 26 November 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link
My favorite line was where lizhan drawls, "I buried Paul."
― Aimless, Monday, 26 November 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link
not Cranberry sauce?
― Mark G, Monday, 26 November 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
I like how we don't bother to update this thread when she gets arrested anymore.
― sad faces at Terror Castle (reddening), Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link
I was thinking the same thing.
― goya cĂ©zanne (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link
I watched the first 20 minutes of Liz and Dick and found it super boring.
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 29 November 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link
I didn't mind it! I mean, it's very much Lifetime movie, nothing surprising. But there were a few times where she looked kinda Liz, and I loved the clothes and the hurling of alcohol.
Didn't feel convincingly ~tempestuous~ enough, but it was okay for what it was. That Burton guy was a little off. Well, I guess they both were when you look at it. Shrug.
that 'I'm BORED' scene was awesome
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 November 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link
oh LINDSAY
― #YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Thursday, 29 November 2012 18:47 (eleven years ago) link
I found this SOOOO BORING! I watched 20 minutes and turned it off and watched Youtube vlogs instead. Which says a lot.
― homosexual II, Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
It was super boring -- I watched about 45 min and it never got any better. The Richard Burton actor was as dull as the emery board floating around at the bottom of Liz Taylor's purse.
― passion it person (La Lechera), Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:30 (eleven years ago) link
Cannot believe I haven't seen this
― some girls, they rape so easy (sunny successor), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link
My excuse was that I was folding laundry when I was watching it, but even then when I met up with some friends this weekend they were shaking their head at me for bothering to watch this. I feel ashamed.
― this will surprise many (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link
I feel like its two huge trashy guilty pleasures colliding. How can you not want to witness that?
― some girls, they rape so easy (sunny successor), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link
Because they collided in a boring way, like yogurt slopping onto a linoleum floor.
― passion it person (La Lechera), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 16:08 (eleven years ago) link
I don't know how that's possible but I shall find out soon enough, I'm sure.
― some girls, they rape so easy (sunny successor), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link
You'll be impressed by how boring it is!
― passion it person (La Lechera), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link
Also the scenes are all like 45 sec long
Haha. Good lord.
Meanwhile, in Lilo's IMDB quotes section:"It's so weird that I went to rehab. I always said I would die before I went to rehab"Give it some time, LL.
― some girls, they rape so easy (sunny successor), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link
Somehow her becoming a The Wanted groupie is more depressing to me than her stints in jail or rehab.
― this will surprise many (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/18/lindsay-lohan-scary-movie-clogs-toilet-set_n_2323219.html
― ââââ (gr8080), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 20:28 (eleven years ago) link
[insert flushing career down the toilet joke here]
[insert scary movie franchise is shit joke here]
etc
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 21:02 (eleven years ago) link
Wait... Scary Movie... 5? WTF?
― Black Rod, Jane, and Freddy (snoball), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link
Scary Movie 5: LiLo Clogs the Toilet in Her Trailer... In 3D!(also available at selected IMAX cinemas)
― Black Rod, Jane, and Freddy (snoball), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link
hot, ready, and poopin'
― Andrew WKRP (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link
Flushed her drugs?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 22:50 (eleven years ago) link
Headline: LINDSAY LOHAN FLUSHED WITH EXCITMENT ON SET OF SCARY MOVIE 5
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 23:04 (eleven years ago) link
from 'crack pipe' to crack in a pipe
― Black Rod, Jane, and Freddy (snoball), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 23:06 (eleven years ago) link
Lohan Log Rides
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 23:06 (eleven years ago) link
This is a pretty great (and sad) story. Makes me feel worse about Paul Schrader than Lindsay.
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/13/magazine/here-is-what-happens-when-you-cast-lindsay-lohan-in-your-movie.html?pagewanted=1&_r=2&smid=fb-share
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago) link
Wow, thanks for the link -- what a fascinating read.
― Solange and thanks for all the fish (Nicole), Thursday, 10 January 2013 19:14 (eleven years ago) link
yeah that was great, thanks
― fit and working again, Thursday, 10 January 2013 19:16 (eleven years ago) link
I loved this exchange:
Schrader mentioned that he was still trying to cast a psychiatrist, a small but pivotal role.
âI called Jeff Goldblum and Willem Dafoe. Theyâre not available. So, any ideas?â
Lohan squealed and said, âHow about Jared?â
Schrader nodded approvingly.
âJared Harris?â
âNo, Jared Leto.â
― Solange and thanks for all the fish (Nicole), Thursday, 10 January 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago) link
I wasn't surprised LiLo and Schrader are broke, but what did Bret Easton Ellis do with all his money? (Never mind, I can guess.)
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 10 January 2013 19:30 (eleven years ago) link
you think the energy for twitter beefs with deceased authors just comes from nowhere?
― j., Thursday, 10 January 2013 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
i actually feel like it's kind of wrong for NYT to play up Lohan in the headline when her presence is only like the 5th most batshit aspect of the entire story
― captain keefaroo (some dude), Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:02 (eleven years ago) link
Parts of it reminded me of Bowfinger. Like the sneaking-into-the-mall.
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:12 (eleven years ago) link
hahaha YES
― captain keefaroo (some dude), Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
omg Bowfinger. too true, and awesome. great article.
the bit about the soda ad - that's why people give a shit about her.
― surm, Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
I haven't watched Bowfinger in the longest time, I need to watch it again.
― Solange and thanks for all the fish (Nicole), Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago) link
still has me on the floor laughing that one
― surm, Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:20 (eleven years ago) link
Bofinger is great!
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:24 (eleven years ago) link
Meanwhile, Ellis, Pope and Schrader battled over the filmâs final cut. Pope screened a rough cut of âThe Canyonsâ for Steven Soderbergh. Intrigued, Soderbergh offered to do an edit of the movie if he was given the footage for 72 hours.
Schrader said no.
Ah well...
― Chief Duff (Eazy), Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.indiewire.com/static/dims4/INDIEWIRE/434322b/4102462740/thumbnail/680x478/http://d1oi7t5trwfj5d.cloudfront.net/2e/4b4ad05b4a11e2b13b22000a1d0930/file/lindsay-lohan-paul-schrader-thecanyons.jpg
― Chief Duff (Eazy), Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:52 (eleven years ago) link
lols @ 'Lady Gaga flu'
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:52 (eleven years ago) link
I love him for seeing something in her. God knows we all do itt
amazing photo
― surm, Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
He should have said yes to Soderbergh, if only to see what became of it.
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:10 (eleven years ago) link
eh considering how much he bent over backwards to make a movie where no studio or actor could have any control of the final product, it makes sense that he'd pass on that
― trey songza (some dude), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:11 (eleven years ago) link
does anyone think that this movie is going to be anything more than a curio? the parts where the writer praised scenes kinda came off as BS (tho not intentional) to me
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:12 (eleven years ago) link
well everything can't be an eagerly anticipated masterpiece like Spring Breakers
― trey songza (some dude), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:14 (eleven years ago) link
I will def watch it when it's released, based on this article
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, as much of a trainwreck as it sounds like, the article is probably the best PR it can get.
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:21 (eleven years ago) link
Like, when you watch the orgy scene, now you can picture a naked Paul Schrader behind the camera...
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago) link
i kind of think once an article this entertaining has been written, the movie can only be a companion piece to it as opposed to vice versa
― trey songza (some dude), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:23 (eleven years ago) link
That was an awesome read and otm re Bowfinger
― Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:26 (eleven years ago) link
As long as colleges still screen movies, there'll be an afterlife. if anyone gets through the first 15 minutes.
― Chief Duff (Eazy), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:27 (eleven years ago) link
I enjoyed that article but have never seen Bowfinger. Now I'm thinking I should.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:28 (eleven years ago) link
i might put the dvd on tonight i'm getting nostalgic
― surm, Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:29 (eleven years ago) link
bowfinger's awesome
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:29 (eleven years ago) link
it makes sense that he'd pass on that
It doesn't imply anything other than letting him do a cut. If nothing else, he might like some of it and keep it. The whole what-would-soderbergh-say-if-I-asked-to-cut-his-movie thing is just pre-emptive butthurt.
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:35 (eleven years ago) link
ehh he'd been struggling to get to direct a movie again for years and years, maybe he just didn't want to cede editing to anyone else? could be his favorite part of the process!
― trey songza (some dude), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:37 (eleven years ago) link
i don't think i would take kindly to the offer
and SS would probably drench everything in sepia tones
― surm, Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:37 (eleven years ago) link
it totally makes sense that it would be his response though, since the offer from soderbergh implies that the film isn't very good and schrader has never come across as a guy who is keen on having other people interpret his vision, unless their name is scorsese.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:38 (eleven years ago) link
moody cliff martinez scorefilm a quick cameo by the cloonslightly fractured time structure
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:39 (eleven years ago) link
Man Hollywood is such a fucked up and weird place. I mean, I knew that, but glimpses like this just remind of how different of a world it really is the kinds of egos needed to survive there.
― HAPPY BDAY TOOTS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:39 (eleven years ago) link
â trey songza (some dude), Thursday, January 10, 2013 4:14 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark
is this some sort of zing at me? when have i ever given any indication that i care about spring breakers?
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:40 (eleven years ago) link
i am intrigued by spring breakers much for the same reasons that i'm intrigued by the canyons
One of my favorite shots in The Limey looks like it was some kind of light-meter test or something, with Peter Fonda standing on his deck. Imagining Soderbergh coming back with lots of Lindsay drinking soda for the camera and the like (and I'd be there opening day).
― Chief Duff (Eazy), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:41 (eleven years ago) link
Hmm, now I'm wondering if Lohan wouldn't have been great in the Limey
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:45 (eleven years ago) link
Lohan circa now, that is.
not really a zing on you personally, just was thinking about ilx's attitude towards this trainwreck vs. that trainwreck
― trey songza (some dude), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:46 (eleven years ago) link
I would. What do you have to lose, except your ego? It was already rejected by Sundance, you don't owe Soderbergh anything, not even using a single cut of his in your final release, and you might get some help in what appears to be a pretty slack, at times, 90 minutes.
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:48 (eleven years ago) link
i care about my ego
that's just me tho
― surm, Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:49 (eleven years ago) link
I care about my money more
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:50 (eleven years ago) link
of all the decisions Schrader made in this project, is that really one of the more puzzling or objectionable ones by any measure?
― trey songza (some dude), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:51 (eleven years ago) link
also considering what generation he's from and who he's worked with, maybe he just considers Soderbergh a worthwhile person to talk to and consult but not someone he'd shit his pants over working with?
― trey songza (some dude), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:52 (eleven years ago) link
it's also just like . . . why WOULDN'T you be insulted? i think my instinct would be to preserve my sense of personal accomplishment and integrity rather than think about money
if some singer offered to step in front of my microphone and lay down some of my tracks for me i would be . . . pissed
― surm, Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:53 (eleven years ago) link
then again i don't know how movies work, if this stuff happens all the time or not
just speaking personally
― surm, Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:54 (eleven years ago) link
anytime anything gets taken away from you (or even the implication that it could get taken away), ppl get pretty defensive. you have to imagine having worked on something for a long time and then someone who has no involvement w/it offers (or is offered) to change it up.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:56 (eleven years ago) link
people aren't thinking from the perspective of a lunatic legendary filmmaker who thought it was a good idea to team up with lindsay lohan and bret easton ellis for a micro-budget movie, they're thinking from the perspective of someone who wants to salvage some $$$ from this adventure
― da croupier, Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:57 (eleven years ago) link
if you think about it in creative terms, ie this is something you've created from start to finish, and had your hands in every aspect of its development and realization, showing it to a peer for feedback and having them offer to edit it...I mean, there's no way Shrader says anything but no in this situation, to me at least
If it was something he hated working on and was just a ringer or whatever, that would be different.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:57 (eleven years ago) link
yeah there are lots of directors who would be like HAVE AT IT, STEVIE, BETTER YOU THAN THAT VP OVER THERE if this was some studio fiasco but they probably wouldn't touch this movie in the first place
― da croupier, Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:59 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:59 (eleven years ago) link
i would be . . . pissed
Film is famously collaborative. You can be a director and not have final cut, for example. Or it can be like Bertolucci's final cut of 'The Last Emperor' and be worse than the studio release. Editing is an immensely important part of cinema but relatively cheap compared to actually shooting. I'm just saying when there are that many red lights and you can not only talk to Soderbergh but he offers you three days of editing, I'd just be curious to see what he came up with and if any of it worked for me, I'd be all, "Sweet! Thanks, Steve!"
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:11 (eleven years ago) link
i feel like your premise requires that a guy who was working with Scorsese when Soderbergh was in short pants to be all STEPHEN SODERBERGH with stars in his eyes
― trey songza (some dude), Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:14 (eleven years ago) link
"gee, thanks, steve!" vs "i was having awful sex with natassija kinski on the set of cat people when you were cutting together Yes concerts you fuckwad"
― da croupier, Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:17 (eleven years ago) link
Actually, it means that someone who's been in film that long should be aware that a freebie from someone who's been that successful is something you shouldn't just refuse in a fit of pique. Fuck stars in your eyes. Give him a shot, see what he sees. Use what you like and don't use what you don't like. All Soderbergh could really do in 72 hours is re-cut some scenes to change the pacing. Given that the Marmont opening scene sounds like it's kinda limp, see what Sbergh can do with that since plausibly it's gotta be a shotcoming he sees too.
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:18 (eleven years ago) link
LOL @ da croupier
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:19 (eleven years ago) link
Michael your magical utopia denies the existence of ego ie the thing that powers the entirety of hollywood
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:19 (eleven years ago) link
I'm never making a microbudget with any of you fart-through-silk 'artists', that's for sure, esp. not with my own money.
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:20 (eleven years ago) link
is it just me or did it just get real in here
― surm, Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:21 (eleven years ago) link
Man, I worked on small budget movies where the line producer would have ordered me to persoanlly blow Soderbergh if they could just get him to talk to the DP for 15 minutes much less spend 72 hours of his valuable time to re-edit the friggin' movie...
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:21 (eleven years ago) link
I respect Shrader, though. He probably didn't take umbrage at an offer so much as felt that 72 hours wasn't enough time to 'fix' the movie and the condescending thing was to offer so little.
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:23 (eleven years ago) link
The director is Shrader. Sure if it's you or anyone else who's struggling to get their movie made they'd do it. But given who Shrader is, his work up to this point, the fact that even when he's desperate he's still Paul Shrader and he knows it and he wants HIS name on it even if it tanks, it makes sense that he would turn down Soderbergh. This isn't just any small-budget movie. It's Shrader's small-budget movie
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link
Anyway, cool article. I love that he brought up 'The Misfits'. My gf's a huge Gable fan and she basically blames Monroe for killing him. The comparison between Lohan and Monroe and the implication that Deen is an old-fashioned studio-style pro was pretty interesting. I wonder what LiLo even knows about Gable apart from GWTW.
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link
it makes sense that he would turn down Soderbergh.
Why did he screen it for him in the first place?
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:26 (eleven years ago) link
i assumed for a critical point of view
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
undoubtedly for his two cents, and yeah i think you're right that he was shutting down that specific scenario (in the article he talks about how he'd need 72 hours to even go through the footage) rather than any input whatsoever
― da croupier, Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
how many directors screen their movie for other directors with the intent of 'please edit this for me'
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:29 (eleven years ago) link
also maybe steven soderbergh just wandered in all "hey i heard a veteran screwball is filming with porn stars, what up"
― da croupier, Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:30 (eleven years ago) link
lol otm
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:30 (eleven years ago) link
shrader shone the soderbergh batsignal (ie cock and balls)
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:31 (eleven years ago) link
â set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, January 10, 2013 10:29 PM (42 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
didn't Terrence Malick toss around the new world and thin red line to a bunch of people cuz he hates editing?
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:31 (eleven years ago) link
haha really? tbf it is Malick so that's kinda exception that proves the rule territory :)
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:40 (eleven years ago) link
thin red line was like the longest thing i've ever seen
― surm, Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:41 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:42 (eleven years ago) link
yeah he hires a ton of editors but i don't see any evidence of him actually handing over the cut to anyone
― da croupier, Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:42 (eleven years ago) link
I think the final cut of TTRL is Sean Penn's cut basically
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:43 (eleven years ago) link
the 5-6 hour version was the last one Malick really signed off on
he doesn't want you to engage with his work so much as take paid leave from your job to enjoy his films, lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:44 (eleven years ago) link
i heard penn helped but that malick was there before during and after for yay many months. he doesn't just toss the project over and say "fuck it"
― da croupier, Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:45 (eleven years ago) link
(in the article he talks about how he'd need 72 hours to even go through the footage)
I misread that then. Yeah, Shrader's right that this would just be a delay and an additional minefield.
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:47 (eleven years ago) link
he doesn't just toss the project over and say "fuck it"
When you think of the hours, the sweat, the grit, the fights and the cajoling required to make a film, any film, no-one does this would doesn't essetially think that the movie is irredeemable.
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:50 (eleven years ago) link
ah ok he kept editing after Penn did his cut. Penn's description of it was a little self-serving I guess.
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:55 (eleven years ago) link
more i think about it, the more i bet soderbergh just wanted to copy all the lohan nude footage
― da croupier, Thursday, 10 January 2013 23:01 (eleven years ago) link
imo jim caveziel got final cut on TTRL
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 10 January 2013 23:02 (eleven years ago) link
surely the dinosaurs had some say in it
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 January 2013 23:03 (eleven years ago) link
that nyt article is like the greatest gift i've ever received
â something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, January 10, 2013 2:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
i dont think it implies that schrader or ellis are broke, just that their careers have seen better days
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 11 January 2013 05:28 (eleven years ago) link
the whole thing's just way too good to be true. it'd make an awesome movie, with schrader lohan et al playing themselves. i knew i was in for a treat when i got to this part:
At their second meeting, Lohan complained to Schrader about a biopic she was shooting for Lifetime, in which she played Elizabeth Taylor, one of her role models. She proclaimed the director a jerk, her co-star a nightmare and the crew unfriendly. On it went. Schrader listened for a while. He looked stricken. He softly tapped his balding head on the table. Lohan asked him what was the matter.
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 11 January 2013 05:30 (eleven years ago) link
Pope, hoping to buck up morale, suggested raffling off two Samsung tablets used in the film. Schrader â whom the crew nicknamed the dyspeptic Lorax â wasnât onboard.
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 11 January 2013 05:33 (eleven years ago) link
They say Ellis's condo is underwater, but he's always been a guy into designer stuff. Costs a bunch.
― Chief Duff (Eazy), Friday, 11 January 2013 05:34 (eleven years ago) link
as a guy who's been a huge schrader fan for a long time, i feel slightly terrible for him, but hes such a perfect comic figure in this
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 11 January 2013 05:41 (eleven years ago) link
yea the dyspeptic lorax is not a nickname anyones ever been nicknamed irl
― johnny crunch, Friday, 11 January 2013 05:45 (eleven years ago) link
that was one of many moments where i was forced to contemplate how much of this i was willing to believe. i decided: all of it
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 11 January 2013 05:48 (eleven years ago) link
be honest who itt would blow steven soderbergh tho
― J0rdan S., Friday, 11 January 2013 06:52 (eleven years ago) link
not it
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 11 January 2013 06:58 (eleven years ago) link
Ha. Just remembered my friend from hs is playing 'David' in this movie!
― Binder, Binder & (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 11 January 2013 07:25 (eleven years ago) link
He is not a porn star, however. Was shot on CSI and did Steak 'n Shake commercials
― Binder, Binder & (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 11 January 2013 07:39 (eleven years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3olhdqaB01qedb29o1_500.gif
"C'mon ilx, you know you want it!"
― Big Sambola & The Tailspinners (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 11 January 2013 07:43 (eleven years ago) link
someduderbergh
― gullible lochinski (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 11 January 2013 07:47 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxShyePUF_Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVBgW1HYlcI
― said the brohaim to the cochise (how's life), Friday, 11 January 2013 10:22 (eleven years ago) link
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This bit was great yes... but the next line right after was:
Pope grimaced. (Schrader eventually cast Gus Van Sant.)
!!! Screw Soderbergh, Gus Van Sant should edit this obvs.
― Roz, Friday, 11 January 2013 14:06 (eleven years ago) link
lol yes the Jareds thing was great. Also, Jared Harris came up in irl conversation earlier this morning and it made me think of this.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Friday, 11 January 2013 14:17 (eleven years ago) link
the part about the other actors being able to see her script with their names crossed out and other actors' names written in was also great
― trey songza (some dude), Friday, 11 January 2013 14:18 (eleven years ago) link
really want to just buy the film rights for the NYT story and make it into the next hilarious Emma Stone movie
― trey songza (some dude), Friday, 11 January 2013 14:19 (eleven years ago) link
Wouldn't put it past HBO to rush out a movie about the making of the Canyons a year after the Canyons came out
― da croupier, Friday, 11 January 2013 14:21 (eleven years ago) link
Burden Of Deen's
― da croupier, Friday, 11 January 2013 14:23 (eleven years ago) link
James Deen's Not Dedd
― Mark G, Friday, 11 January 2013 14:33 (eleven years ago) link
Deen of Iniquity
― äčäč, Friday, 11 January 2013 14:35 (eleven years ago) link
East of Deen
― surm, Friday, 11 January 2013 14:35 (eleven years ago) link
Linz & Deen
― Roz, Friday, 11 January 2013 14:42 (eleven years ago) link
â s1ocki, Friday, December 14, 2007 5:59 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
perfect title imo
― trey songza (some dude), Friday, 11 January 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago) link
^^ haha I was thinking of this pun a few days ago, of coures the s1ockster got to it first
― äčäč, Friday, 11 January 2013 14:44 (eleven years ago) link
There's about 2,000 matches now.
― Mark G, Friday, 11 January 2013 14:44 (eleven years ago) link
i would love to see the Lohan-casted version of this movie
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 11 January 2013 16:31 (eleven years ago) link
haha true, although she'd veto my first choice
http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/lindsay-lohan-mysterious-emma-stone-tweet-twitter__oPt.jpg
― trey songza (some dude), Friday, 11 January 2013 16:32 (eleven years ago) link
AHAHA
― surm, Friday, 11 January 2013 16:33 (eleven years ago) link
That article was amazing. Tho I do now feel like I need to take a shower and tell all my friends and family that I love them for being them. Whataworld.
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 11 January 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago) link
― go to party leather (ENBB), Friday, 11 January 2013 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
I wonder if she feels like Emma Stone has stolen her career.
― Solange and thanks for all the fish (Nicole), Friday, 11 January 2013 16:52 (eleven years ago) link
more like emma stone found it in a gutter, washed the puke off and nursed it back to health
― da croupier, Friday, 11 January 2013 16:55 (eleven years ago) link
LOL that's definitely closer to the truth, but Lindsay probably doesn't see it that way.
― Solange and thanks for all the fish (Nicole), Friday, 11 January 2013 16:56 (eleven years ago) link
â îî (gr8080), Friday, August 19, 2011 2:42 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ââââ (gr8080), Friday, 11 January 2013 16:58 (eleven years ago) link
wait gr8080 are u LiLo y/n
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:06 (eleven years ago) link
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/6300000/Lilo-and-Stitch-Wallpaper-lilo-and-stitch-6370101-1024-768.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:08 (eleven years ago) link
ES is better than LL, though, so the "should"s and "stolen"s are not a good way to put it.
― trey songza (some dude), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:09 (eleven years ago) link
^^^ very OTM
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:10 (eleven years ago) link
it's not quite the Tom Hanks/Steve Guttenberg parallel one might think it is
i haven't seen anything with Emma Stone in it i don't think
― surm, Friday, 11 January 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
wait wait are we suggesting that steve guttenberg was robbed
― da croupier, Friday, 11 January 2013 17:19 (eleven years ago) link
she has basically been great in everything I've seen her in, including:
Easy AThe HelpZombielandCrazy, Stupid, LoveSuperbadThe Amazing Spider-Man
also "Tom Hanks stole Steve Guttenberg's career" is an old, old joke
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:20 (eleven years ago) link
she was super adorable in Crazy Stupid Love
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:20 (eleven years ago) link
god help me I really liked that movie
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:21 (eleven years ago) link
which one was the one with Gosling? i saw a few minutes on TV and she made me laugh
― surm, Friday, 11 January 2013 17:21 (eleven years ago) link
yeah i've heard the joke, i just was curious if you actually thought they were equally talented or something
― da croupier, Friday, 11 January 2013 17:21 (eleven years ago) link
Steve Guttenberg is an angel.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago) link
And I love Emma Stone and liked Crazy, Stupid, Love up to a point but then it got really dumb really fast and Easy A was not as good as I thought it would be the end.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:23 (eleven years ago) link
CSL definitely got more In every rom com ever as it went on, though it had some moments. Easy A is great imo.
― trey songza (some dude), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, I think maybe that was it. CSL has the potential to be a totally different movie and then it just all went bad at some point but Gosling did say "schwantz" a lot which is always funny and she was, in fact, great. I wasn't really paying attention to Easy A but it just didn't grab my attention at all.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:32 (eleven years ago) link
xxpost surm Crazy Stupid Love was the one with gosling; you should try that out and see if you fall in love with Emma
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
i thought it was hilar that his schtick was the dirty dancing lift
easy a was best pic material IMO and made me want to live in ojai
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:35 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah that part was p great.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:35 (eleven years ago) link
who is al leong?
dirty dancing scene was p hilarious tbh
― surm, Friday, 11 January 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago) link
http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k496/shortybrowneyes/AFF%20Posters/Chunchiii_zps04d77bed.png
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:40 (eleven years ago) link
ojai would be a strange place to live
― Binder, Binder & (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:37 (eleven years ago) link
i always wanted to see the canyons because of james deen and now I REALLY want to see it.
― homosexual II, Friday, 11 January 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago) link
he's cuuuuute
― surm, Friday, 11 January 2013 19:15 (eleven years ago) link
super good piece on Deen:
http://www.good.is/posts/what-women-want/
― ââââ (gr8080), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:51 (eleven years ago) link
not enough pics
― surm, Friday, 11 January 2013 20:01 (eleven years ago) link
i guess i could click on some of those links but IT prolly wouldn't love that
― surm, Friday, 11 January 2013 20:06 (eleven years ago) link
james deen hasn't done gay porn has he?
― lex pretend, Friday, 11 January 2013 20:12 (eleven years ago) link
nope.
― ââââ (gr8080), Friday, 11 January 2013 20:13 (eleven years ago) link
oh well
― lex pretend, Friday, 11 January 2013 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
honestly the concept of a james deen LL love scene might be too much for my brain to handle
― surm, Friday, 11 January 2013 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
I think Ellis puts him into a scene with a dude in this (via LL's character).
― Chief Duff (Eazy), Friday, 11 January 2013 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
― surm, Friday, 11 January 2013 22:35 (eleven years ago) link
Yep... and he's still about 1,000,000 times more important than this sad little starlet, ain't he?
There's nothing new about Lohan and her ilk, only the details change.
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Monday, 14 January 2013 02:53 (eleven years ago) link
Who was the precursor to Lohan? The only name that comes to mind is Culkin.
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 14 January 2013 03:38 (eleven years ago) link
corey haim RIP
― maura, Monday, 14 January 2013 03:46 (eleven years ago) link
judy garland
― mookieproof, Monday, 14 January 2013 03:49 (eleven years ago) link
It's weird because circa Mean Girls, you'd think she'd be the next Jodie Foster.
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 14 January 2013 03:57 (eleven years ago) link
edward furlong
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 January 2013 03:59 (eleven years ago) link
so when is this thing coming out?
― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Monday, 14 January 2013 08:42 (eleven years ago) link
just to say that ES's "it's decaffeinated" bit in CSL is way better than anything LiLo has ever done or could conceivably do.
― Gukbe, Monday, 14 January 2013 08:47 (eleven years ago) link
As '70s screenwriters turned directors in need of redemption go, I'd much rather Robert Towne get another shot than Paul Schrader. He had his second chance already with "Affliction" and "Auto Focus."
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 14 January 2013 14:57 (eleven years ago) link
Who was the precursor to Lohan?
read a hundred-years history of Hollywood and get back to me.
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Monday, 14 January 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link
Oh boy, a homework assignment from Professor Morbius.
― Jah Creature (WilliamC), Monday, 14 January 2013 15:41 (eleven years ago) link
professor emorbius
― buzza, Monday, 14 January 2013 16:03 (eleven years ago) link
Factual mistake in that article when writer says LL was best thing in Altman's Prairie Home Companion.
(also when Schrader says The Misfits was a great movie)
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Monday, 14 January 2013 16:12 (eleven years ago) link
Natasha Lyonne?
― nickn, Monday, 14 January 2013 21:36 (eleven years ago) link
tara reid?
― how's life, Monday, 14 January 2013 22:03 (eleven years ago) link
Margot Kidder?
― Chief Duff (Eazy), Monday, 14 January 2013 22:06 (eleven years ago) link
i have a feeling The Canyons is going to be one of my favorite movies. Can it come out already or leak or something????
― homosexual II, Monday, 14 January 2013 22:16 (eleven years ago) link
dialogue from lindsay's awkward sex scene right there
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 14 January 2013 22:19 (eleven years ago) link
I do like the shoegaze-Entourage teaser:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN7L7gjKHWU
― Chief Duff (Eazy), Monday, 14 January 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago) link
omg lol
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 14 January 2013 22:32 (eleven years ago) link
I seriously hate la holy shit
huell howser died and now this
it looks like a tourism promo
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 January 2013 22:33 (eleven years ago) link
Damn⊠that's the best teaser for GTA-V I've seen yet.
― pplains, Monday, 14 January 2013 22:37 (eleven years ago) link
Los Angeles plays itself.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 14 January 2013 22:38 (eleven years ago) link
BRAXTON POPE
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 14 January 2013 22:43 (eleven years ago) link
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loiaonvwKQ1qg9j8n.png
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 14 January 2013 22:45 (eleven years ago) link
Lol great trailer, Pablo
― ââââ (gr8080), Monday, 14 January 2013 22:53 (eleven years ago) link
instagram: the movie
― fart the police (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 14 January 2013 22:56 (eleven years ago) link
it would be good if the last 45 seconds was just close-ups of genitals
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 14 January 2013 22:57 (eleven years ago) link
(That's what I called Drive.) xpost
― Chief Duff (Eazy), Monday, 14 January 2013 22:57 (eleven years ago) link
*don't pay any attention to the Lindsay Lohan behind the curtain*
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 January 2013 22:58 (eleven years ago) link
that's a great trailer. maybe not for a film, but it's beautiful to watch. esp when it's all 'micro budget'. odd how no mention of lohan or deen or any kind of plot at all
― NI, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 00:24 (eleven years ago) link
or any kind of plot at all
Yes, how odd, hmmm ...
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 00:26 (eleven years ago) link
They should've ended it with a shot of James Deen going
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m62njpKaFY1rzr3tso1_400.gif
― pplains, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 00:27 (eleven years ago) link
video by Joey Fantastico!
― emilys., Tuesday, 15 January 2013 08:50 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqabaxGjhFU
The acting in this clip...
― Solange and thanks for all the fish (Nicole), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 13:44 (eleven years ago) link
reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNFMf9JBzEA
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 13:52 (eleven years ago) link
Sadly, Mark Borchardt is probably a better actor than either of those two.
― Solange and thanks for all the fish (Nicole), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 14:17 (eleven years ago) link
paul schrader saw the room and was like "damn, i have to acknowledge the new generation"
― da croupier, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 14:26 (eleven years ago) link
seriously how many squandered talents does it take to make a tommy wiseau movie
― da croupier, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 14:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.cnn.com/2013/01/15/showbiz/celebrity-news-gossip/james-deen-canyons-lohan-ew/index.html?hpt=hp_t3
― whose black line is it anyway? (how's life), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.cnn.com/2013/01/15/showbiz/celebrity-news-gossip/james-deen-canyons-lohan-ewwwwwwwww.....
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 18:39 (eleven years ago) link
But we found out Sundance passed on the film recently, and the film's producers believe it might be due in part to the hijinks of its troubled star. They think Lindsay was a "turn off" to the highfalutin Sundance folks.
We also spoke with Lindsay's co-star -- porn star James Deen -- who tells us he's not bothered about the Sundance diss ... saying, "It coincides with AVN (the porn awards). Priorities man!!!!!"
I kind of love James Deen now.
― Solange and thanks for all the fish (Nicole), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 13:18 (eleven years ago) link
That dude sure does like to have sex with women.
― pplains, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 15:14 (eleven years ago) link
that dude is my personal hero i think
― surm, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 15:17 (eleven years ago) link
or something
someone i know who has seen one of his films says he is very "aggressive" ....
I heard he was very gentle, always calls the girls back the next day to make sure they made it home all right.
― pplains, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link
someone I know says
― for the relief of unbearable space hugs (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 15:58 (eleven years ago) link
xxp: I have seen a small handful of his filmes and from what I've seen, he changes his style up.
― whose black line is it anyway? (how's life), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:23 (eleven years ago) link
― surm, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:26 (eleven years ago) link
is he a good actor?
― surm, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:28 (eleven years ago) link
We had a whole discussion about Dean on one of the ladies' threads. Do you mean the actual non-sex acting parts? Eh, he's not horrible but he's not exactly oscar worthy either as far as I can tell from the little that I've seen which is literally clips of only one movie so I might be wrong. Anyway, women porn fans seem to love the guy from what I understand.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:33 (eleven years ago) link
Isn't that his niche? Chicks dig him?
Also, "Priorities man!!!!!" - Lmao. I kind of liked the Misfits analogy where Dean comes across as the 'professional (porn) actor' to Lilo's wastrel.
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
hey NY Times Mag, if u give me last pass at yr articles I'll make sure Dean/Deen is consistent all the way thru, for a mere 200K a year.
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
Oh shit I meant "Deen". oops.
I think so? As far as I understand it's definitely a big part of his appeal. Like I said, I'm no expert but just going on what I've heard other people say about him.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:39 (eleven years ago) link
who WOULDN'T want to make it wit those puppy dog eyes
― surm, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
Blimey, porn that appeals to women. What next?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
http://gawker.com/5891061/
last one
― goole, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:44 (eleven years ago) link
From the Good and GQ profiles of him, it seems like he's a teen heartthrob for the modern age where teenage girls don't have to go to downtown porno theaters to see him do his thing.
― Chief Duff (Eazy), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:44 (eleven years ago) link
hah for a minute i thought this was the community thread
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:44 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGz9QmirLBE
― whose black line is it anyway? (how's life), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
Jenkem2007Is your teen... getting high off the fumes of her own or others' poop?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
Pamplemousse porn
― Chief Duff (Eazy), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:48 (eleven years ago) link
i have a theory that deen is not nearly as popular as the half dozen major media profiles would have u believe
― max, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:00 (eleven years ago) link
i think hes like brazilian bikini waxes
beloved by the kind of people who write trend stories
but not actually very widespread
― max, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:01 (eleven years ago) link
so to speak
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:01 (eleven years ago) link
that would be his costars
― Bel-Air the Fresh Prince, sitting in a chair (DJP), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:04 (eleven years ago) link
― go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:06 (eleven years ago) link
"Big on Tumblr"
― Chief Duff (Eazy), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:26 (eleven years ago) link
Damn⊠that's the best teaser for GTA-V I've seen yet.â pplains, Monday, 14 January 2013 22:37
â pplains, Monday, 14 January 2013 22:37
So true.
― hyggeligt, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:49 (eleven years ago) link
Deen is pretty cruel in his kink.com work
But there is something about him that is really pretty hot. I first saw him in some nameless porn like 3 years ago and really noticed him, and this was way before I'd ever heard of him. I was just like, OH THIS GUY CAN REALLY FUCK IN A COMPELLING WAY!
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:16 (eleven years ago) link
there seems to be this general opinion that lohan is a tragic waste of a great talent and um am i like missing something but it appears to be basically based off a pretty charming but slight performance in a charming but slight movie (mean girls)?
or are there other crucial lindsay performances that i'm missing?
― fieri inna babylon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 January 2013 00:03 (eleven years ago) link
PARENT TRAP
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 17 January 2013 00:03 (eleven years ago) link
She was pretty good on SNL
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 17 January 2013 00:06 (eleven years ago) link
yeah definitely, i mean i generally like her and all but i dunno, seems like ppl are really stretching to fit that narrative
― fieri inna babylon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 January 2013 00:23 (eleven years ago) link
I think part of Deen's fame is that he works a lot, dude is like 26 and has done a bazillion scenes. So I guess he's reliable. U can find more of my thoughts on these subjects at redtube.com/mattonsmut
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 17 January 2013 00:26 (eleven years ago) link
uh doesn't just about every successful porn star make hundreds of movies though
huge lols at "OH THIS GUY CAN REALLY FUCK IN A COMPELLING WAY!"
― some dude, Thursday, 17 January 2013 00:28 (eleven years ago) link
i haven't seen either but jodie foster was probably less glimmering with talent in freaky friday than lohan was in mean girls.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 17 January 2013 00:30 (eleven years ago) link
james deen + jodie foster in "freaky friday" does sound like a better movie though.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 17 January 2013 00:37 (eleven years ago) link
than paula dean + lindsay lohan in "mean girls"
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 17 January 2013 00:40 (eleven years ago) link
uh doesn't just about every successful porn star make hundreds of movies thoughâ some dude, Thursday, January 17, 2013 12:28 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
he's really taken it to an extreme though, 1400 titles in 8 years and that's just stuff that gets on DVD
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 17 January 2013 00:40 (eleven years ago) link
â fieri inna babylon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, January 16, 2013 6:03 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
agreed on this one.
btw maybe it was just the structuring absence (ha i almost wrote "structuring abscess"--great metal band name IMO) but obviously aside from "that radiant glow" or whatever schrader and the producer decided lindsay lohan had, she was obviously cast b/c who the fuck would care about this movie or write anything about it if she wasn't in it? so they are "using" her for her notoriety as much for whatever acting talent she once had/maybe still has when she's not whinging.
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 17 January 2013 00:43 (eleven years ago) link
i feel like lindsay wasn't a fully formed talent but had the potential to grow into a vv compelling screen presence, but w/everything that's occurred that was completely lost. it sounds like she's been surrounded her whole life by sketchy creeps, parents included. i wonder what drugs gaga gave her on their night out.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 17 January 2013 00:45 (eleven years ago) link
imo they should have gone with elizabeth berkley
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 17 January 2013 00:46 (eleven years ago) link
yeesh
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 17 January 2013 00:46 (eleven years ago) link
it sounds like she's been surrounded her whole life by sketchy creeps, parents included.
yeah the more you hear about the families of folks like her or macauley culkin it's like shit, they never had a chance
― some dude, Thursday, 17 January 2013 00:47 (eleven years ago) link
culkin seems to be doing ok now that he's legally emancipated?
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 17 January 2013 00:50 (eleven years ago) link
yeah looks great
http://ronireports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/mcaulkin.jpg
― fieri inna babylon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 January 2013 00:51 (eleven years ago) link
I listened to Culkin on Har Mar Superstar's podcast, and it sounds like he spends all his time in his Manhattan apartment having parties and painting.
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 17 January 2013 00:51 (eleven years ago) link
uh culkins doing fine
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 17 January 2013 00:52 (eleven years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/51b7a1c762a9f059f99b240a52c72870/tumblr_mfkzkw4nWX1qf07g2o1_r1_500.jpg
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 17 January 2013 00:53 (eleven years ago) link
can't even run for the border in peace
― fieri inna babylon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 January 2013 00:53 (eleven years ago) link
I read an article about it in the daily mail
Culkin now ironically looks like Roberts Blossom. Maybe in the inevitable Home Alone remake he can play the old man part. The circle will be complete.
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Thursday, 17 January 2013 02:40 (eleven years ago) link
"hitting the shops" - oh you britishers
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 17 January 2013 02:53 (eleven years ago) link
skeletal vampire culkin is doing fine
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 17 January 2013 03:03 (eleven years ago) link
â fieri inna babylon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, January 16, 2013 7:53 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 17 January 2013 04:14 (eleven years ago) link
jeez guys i wasn't saying Macauley is dead in a ditch, but CLEARLY whether he's happy or not right now he's been through some shit as a direct result of having Lohan-level terrible stage parents
― some dude, Thursday, 17 January 2013 04:18 (eleven years ago) link
he got to date mila kunis, that makes up for a fucked up childhood in the grand scheme of things
― iatee, Thursday, 17 January 2013 04:19 (eleven years ago) link
so lilo was grebt in mean girls; does that really mean she's talented? there are any number of attractive young women, even redheads.
(there are also any number of attractive young men, but i guess james deen is a reliable performer, so to speak)
― mookieproof, Thursday, 17 January 2013 04:29 (eleven years ago) link
she's great in mean girls, but so are like 5 other actresses, nearly all of whom have had much better creers since then (poor lacey chabert)
― some dude, Thursday, 17 January 2013 04:31 (eleven years ago) link
o shit 'if you were me' came up on random
i am sorry lohan gods
― mookieproof, Thursday, 17 January 2013 04:33 (eleven years ago) link
she is good in prairie home companion
― ââââ (gr8080), Thursday, 17 January 2013 04:35 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah she's been good in a couple of things but I guess I'm not really seeing how she's supposedly any more promising than like 20 other actresses of her age
― fieri inna babylon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 January 2013 04:43 (eleven years ago) link
20 isnt a large number
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 17 January 2013 08:31 (eleven years ago) link
Ok
― fieri inna babylon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 January 2013 13:51 (eleven years ago) link
Does anyone know what they shot the Canyons with?
― Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 17 January 2013 16:06 (eleven years ago) link
Iphones
― fieri inna babylon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 January 2013 16:08 (eleven years ago) link
iPads actually
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 17 January 2013 16:10 (eleven years ago) link
imdb says it was shot on the alex
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 17 January 2013 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
a
oh interesting, I figured it wd be something super inexpensive. Apparently they shot Skyfall w/ that camera.
― Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 17 January 2013 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
busy camera!
― Mark G, Thursday, 17 January 2013 17:07 (eleven years ago) link
lol at iPhones tho
― Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 17 January 2013 17:13 (eleven years ago) link
hey godard is shooting his new (3D!!) film with SLR still cameras.
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 17 January 2013 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
Camera choice, unless it's 35mm or 65mm, now means basically nothing wrt production value/budget. The Alexa is like $60,000 (and if you've been working for a while you know someone who has one), and DSLRs are often chosen for their size and aesthetic instead of cost. In fact, because they're not video cameras, all the bullshit you have to go through to make them work like video cameras can make them more expensive to use than proper video cameras.
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Thursday, 17 January 2013 21:06 (eleven years ago) link
in fairness, Lacey Chabert had an entire career before Mean Girls
― Bel-Air the Fresh Prince, sitting in a chair (DJP), Thursday, 17 January 2013 21:10 (eleven years ago) link
hey man cool dslr
http://i.imgur.com/RBwwl.png
― ââââ (gr8080), Thursday, 17 January 2013 21:12 (eleven years ago) link
I think Lacey Chabert is in a different Hallmark or Lifetime movie every week -- she might not be a movie star, but she has much more of a steady career than Lindsay.
― Ulna (Nicole), Thursday, 17 January 2013 21:14 (eleven years ago) link
Oh my god I work at a place that largely rents out DSLRs for video and it's just such a constant nightmare that I spend half my time with clients making little head jerks towards the FS100s.
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Thursday, 17 January 2013 21:19 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.vulture.com/2013/01/bret-easton-ellis-real-art-form-tweeting.html
― to each his own but (Eazy), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 06:01 (eleven years ago) link
Renting out DSLRs?! C'mon if you are a serious indie filmmaker you should own your own damn camera, even if you had to steal it (from a rental shop perhaps, lol).
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 06:28 (eleven years ago) link
And I don't mean something like a 4K-resolution Alexa camera or whatever. Thats pretty non-indie.
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 06:29 (eleven years ago) link
Ellis was a bit offended by The New York Times Magazine cover story about the film, which said that he didnât like the final product. âThat was wrong, as was the fact that we were a bunch of losers trying to get our careers on track,â he says, referring to himself and Paul Schrader, the director of the movie.
― to each his own but (Eazy), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 19:34 (eleven years ago) link
http://gawker.com/5991484/lindsay-lohans-mug-shots-ranked-from-ooh-child-to-damn-girl
― s.clover, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 21:49 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/1a7edf09284f544b83132c5cf7359b3a/tumblr_mk8eflf03B1rppxcwo1_500.jpg
― DavidM, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 00:04 (eleven years ago) link
backgrounded.
― ââââ (gr8080), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 00:19 (eleven years ago) link
Wallolilos
― nickn, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 00:26 (eleven years ago) link
ah look at all the loli people
― discreet, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 21:21 (eleven years ago) link
http://gawker.com/5994224/watch-lindsay-lohans-incredibly-awkward-interview-with-david-letterman-about-rehab
wow dave
― The Great Forgiver (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 03:41 (ten years ago) link
oh my god, that is next-level dickery from Dave Letterman
― hoda nkotb (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 13:13 (ten years ago) link
i mean she doesn't even have a movie to promote, what the hell is he gonna ask about
― some dude, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 13:20 (ten years ago) link
i guess she was plugging her appearance on that charlie sheen show (where she plays herself, getting court-mandated therapy)
― some dude, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 13:21 (ten years ago) link
i thought she handled it pretty well, outside of the persistent mugging at the audience for approval
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 13:29 (ten years ago) link
yeah it was good fun
― some dude, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 13:35 (ten years ago) link
is this what people mean when they say someone is "taking it on the chin"? i've never been 100% sure what that idiom means tbh.
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 13:50 (ten years ago) link
I am sure LL's taken it on the chin before but I suspect even she's sensible enough no to do it on network television.
― hoda nkotb (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 14:56 (ten years ago) link
iirc it means you let your guard down and someone landed a perfect punch
― jokestoldforu (gr8080), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 16:17 (ten years ago) link
It means you take a hard punch w/o complaint. LL must know she's got some 'punches' coming her way. Taking them well will stand to her credit.
― But I'm having so much foehn! (Michael White), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link
Those are two different things, but the latter is more like what I thought it meant. That's what it seemed like she was doing there.
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link
I thought it means keep your chin up, don't lose your resolve, and here's a friendly faux-punch to the chin, "Go get 'em, tiger".
As an example of non double-entendre usage.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 16:39 (ten years ago) link
I always thought it was a boxing analogy. Sometimes you have to take a punch. Do so stoically.
― But I'm having so much foehn! (Michael White), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 16:43 (ten years ago) link
That probably is correct. This is an instance where any of us could probably google and look for the real answer but it is far more entertaining to hear everyone's interpretations of it.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 16:46 (ten years ago) link
she didn't really take it on the chin, that was more complaining that she wasn't ready for the punch
― ogmor, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link
1. Lit. to stand up to something adverse, such as criticism. (Fig. on taking a direct punch to the head in boxing.) They laid some blunt criticism on him, but he took it on the chin. I knew he could take it on the nose. 2. Fig. to receive the full brunt of something. Why do I have to take it on the chin for something I didn't do? If you did it, you have to learn to take it on the chin.
― sleepingsignal, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:32 (ten years ago) link
So could it be said that aside from the obsequious mugging, she took it on the chin during that interview?
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:36 (ten years ago) link
http://i46.tinypic.com/344pqfc.jpg
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Saturday, 13 April 2013 19:36 (ten years ago) link
david letterman is an asshole.
― "bath salts" should have been my username (Pat Finn), Saturday, 13 April 2013 19:49 (ten years ago) link
assholes have their uses
― Aimless, Saturday, 13 April 2013 19:58 (ten years ago) link
Maybe he thought he was enabling if he didn't address it, or maybe she was a pain before shooting.
― cougars and sneezers (Eazy), Saturday, 13 April 2013 20:00 (ten years ago) link
maybe. i just think, as a general rule, i'm not a fan of his smug, sarcastic kind of humor. i watched an old interview he did with harmony korine recently and something about letterman's wry attitude toward korine's eccentricity rubbed me the wrong way, idk. also i, for what ever reason, pretty much always find myself rooting for lindsay lohan.
― Pat Finn, Saturday, 13 April 2013 20:03 (ten years ago) link
Dave Letterman is the worst
― thistle supporter (mcoll), Saturday, 13 April 2013 22:41 (ten years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qgjVwM7E6iQ/TCxI0eJFrKI/AAAAAAAAEZo/tf2BY4iby_4/s1600/Magic+Hour.JPG
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 14 April 2013 01:10 (ten years ago) link
i remember when that show tanked my mom felt really bad for magic johnson. "he's such a nice man," i remember her saying. my mom also feels bad for lindsay lohan.
― Pat Finn, Sunday, 14 April 2013 06:22 (ten years ago) link
http://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/6d609780113ae4cd46357a6d1ab9683e/tumblr_mm0qgoPeMN1s0h94no1_400.gif
― mookieproof, Monday, 29 April 2013 23:01 (ten years ago) link
wow. just wow.
― (from a bottle you dicks) (sunny successor), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 14:34 (ten years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/015454117767c3fb0dc6a981a1d0889a/tumblr_mjwntjwGpn1qzt0oyo1_1280.jpg
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 14:38 (ten years ago) link
No
Is that a shop or a kind of amazing real thing
― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 2 May 2013 05:21 (ten years ago) link
if i saw that ad in a magazine i would go to the louis vuitton store right away
― surm, Thursday, 2 May 2013 13:11 (ten years ago) link
― Ö°ÖźÖ ÖÖÖŹÖ© (gr8080), Thursday, 2 May 2013 13:11 (ten years ago) link
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/3/19/15/enhanced-buzz-wide-17411-1363720175-7.jpg
― Mark G, Thursday, 2 May 2013 13:14 (ten years ago) link
louis vuitton zombie movie waiting to happen
― surm, Thursday, 2 May 2013 13:15 (ten years ago) link
its a perfect couture model facial pose
― (from a bottle you dicks) (sunny successor), Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link
...I love that facial expression. Like there's a slight chance that she could contort her body, and climb through the screen ala Ringu
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 May 2013 16:30 (ten years ago) link
lindsay was supposed to start rehab this morning. the fact that it is now dinnertime and she is still not in rehab should surprise no one.
― a sentimental knife (reddening), Friday, 3 May 2013 00:44 (ten years ago) link
Whatever, hater.
― rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Friday, 3 May 2013 00:52 (ten years ago) link
oh lindsaypaws :(
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 May 2013 00:53 (ten years ago) link
She'll be fine. I'm not worried.
― rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Friday, 3 May 2013 00:59 (ten years ago) link
Apparently she had more pressing business.
LiLo browsing at Fry's
― nickn, Friday, 3 May 2013 05:50 (ten years ago) link
amanda bynes is such a rookie
― rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Friday, 3 May 2013 11:11 (ten years ago) link
Schrader on LL:http://www.filmcomment.com/article/shooting-stars
― epic check, please! (Eazy), Thursday, 11 July 2013 17:15 (ten years ago) link
I think Lohan has more natural acting talent than Monroe did, but, like Monroe, her weakness is her inability to fake it. She feels she must be experiencing an emotion in order to play it. This leads to all sorts of emotional turmoil, not to mention on-set delays and melodrama. It also leads, when the gods smile, to movie magic. Monroe had the same affliction. They live large, both in life and on screen. This is an essential part of what draws viewers to them.Lohan has outgrown her adolescent roles. All those cute all-American girls with the all-American names (Hallie Parker, Annie James, Anna Coleman, Cady Heron, Maggie Peyton), theyâre gone. And in their place is another all-American type, the tough-talking, cigarette-smoking, streetwise girl, the blowsy blondeâGena Rowlands, Ann-Margret, Shelley Winters, Angie Dickinson. Yet shining from within remains the little girl from the Disney filmsâa sweetness that makes the hard shell vibrate. Just like Marilyn.
Lohan has outgrown her adolescent roles. All those cute all-American girls with the all-American names (Hallie Parker, Annie James, Anna Coleman, Cady Heron, Maggie Peyton), theyâre gone. And in their place is another all-American type, the tough-talking, cigarette-smoking, streetwise girl, the blowsy blondeâGena Rowlands, Ann-Margret, Shelley Winters, Angie Dickinson. Yet shining from within remains the little girl from the Disney filmsâa sweetness that makes the hard shell vibrate. Just like Marilyn.
― epic check, please! (Eazy), Thursday, 11 July 2013 17:17 (ten years ago) link
I don't like how he seems to be saying Monroe wasn't serious about the craft of acting and instead "playacted" at it. Brando said Monroe was a committed and serious actress and that's good enough for me.
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 11 July 2013 19:19 (ten years ago) link
must be experiencing an emotion in order to play it.
this is method acting 101 iirc
― â (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 11 July 2013 19:24 (ten years ago) link
I don't like how he seems to be saying Monroe wasn't serious about the craft of acting and instead "playacted" at it.
well go ahead and feel relieved because he isnt saying that
― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 11 July 2013 19:55 (ten years ago) link
"To be taken seriously one had to appear serious: study your craft, be mentored, read literature, respect your creative elders, marry a playwright, get the support of an established theater group or studio. To receive the systemâs rewardsâfame, moneyâyou playacted by the systemâs rules. And Monroe did."
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 11 July 2013 20:09 (ten years ago) link
not sure how you're parsing this one, H4A
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 11 July 2013 20:10 (ten years ago) link
the method isn't the only way to work tho!
― goole, Thursday, 11 July 2013 22:53 (ten years ago) link
paul schrader directs! lindsay lohan stars! is hardly an appealing proposition, like you are suffering a lot just to test the guy's thesis.
this shows a p blunt misunderstanding of monroe's appeal, too. she is a lightbulb on screen, with terrific timing & presence; not sure if PS rests his claim on anything other than his movie but LL would have to be doing a lot to in some way exceed or equal monroe on screen
― szarkasm (schlump), Thursday, 11 July 2013 22:53 (ten years ago) link
comparing LL to old school starlets, especially monroe, has been her m.o. for the last few years, schrader is just playing along. the sad thing is it just emphasizes how prematurely aged she is
― discreet, Thursday, 11 July 2013 23:03 (ten years ago) link
"To be taken seriously one had to appear serious: study your craft, be mentored, read literature, respect your creative elders, marry a playwright, get the support of an established theater group or studio. To receive the systemâs rewardsâfame, moneyâyou playacted by the systemâs rules. And Monroe did." --Matt Armstrong
This doesn't read to me as some indictment--it's an argument that abiding by the rules of the establishment, whether one believes in them or not, *is* the road to being taken seriously. He's not saying Marilyn was an unserious fake, he's saying she played the game one needed to play to be taken seriously.
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 12 July 2013 00:07 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 July 2013 00:54 (ten years ago) link
Latest trialer for The Canyons, btw: http://youtu.be/AENDAxKLxLY
― hewing to the status quo with great zealotry (DavidM), Friday, 12 July 2013 12:47 (ten years ago) link
Smart smart smart to release this on-demand. Who wouldn't take this for a spin for $6.99?
― epic check, please! (Eazy), Friday, 12 July 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link
comparing LL to old school starlets
forgot what thread this was for a moment, had visions of Marilyn Monroe crooning "Accidental Racist"
― "Post-Oven" (DJP), Friday, 12 July 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link
around here, I presume those initials refer to La Lechera.
― how's life, Friday, 12 July 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link
i enjoy pretending that LL references are directed at me, esp when they are talking about old school starlets, incarceration, or irrational behavior.
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Friday, 12 July 2013 17:27 (ten years ago) link
im sick of monroe complexes. i got over mine @ 17 which i assume is why im still alive
― educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Friday, 12 July 2013 22:10 (ten years ago) link
i don't know if i would have been able to hold up under the amount of public scrutiny and venom lohan received ever since she started having issues.
― Treeship, Friday, 12 July 2013 22:27 (ten years ago) link
Treeship: Hot, Ready, and Legal!
― Uncle Cyril O'Boogie (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 12 July 2013 22:59 (ten years ago) link
;-)
― Treeship, Friday, 12 July 2013 23:00 (ten years ago) link
this is still my favorite lohan:
http://i.imgur.com/IRx2bT2.jpg
― á¶Í ŚĄÖŒáŽ„Í ŚĄÖŒá¶ á¶ÍŒá·âÍŒá·á¶ (gr8080), Monday, 15 July 2013 15:55 (ten years ago) link
i'm lying though, this is:
http://i.imgur.com/uRLihwE.jpg
― á¶Í ŚĄÖŒáŽ„Í ŚĄÖŒá¶ á¶ÍŒá·âÍŒá·á¶ (gr8080), Monday, 15 July 2013 16:06 (ten years ago) link
aww yeah
― educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Monday, 15 July 2013 16:46 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 15 July 2013 16:50 (ten years ago) link
I'm surprised she ever wore a different outfit again after striking gold with that one
― Treeship, Monday, 15 July 2013 17:04 (ten years ago) link
look at her baby hands
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 15 July 2013 18:22 (ten years ago) link
idk those flip flops are pretty bad
― emilys., Wednesday, 17 July 2013 22:24 (ten years ago) link
didnt even get to the feet tbh
― educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Thursday, 18 July 2013 01:31 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 18 July 2013 02:07 (ten years ago) link
that picture was my gchat status for like a month
― surm, Thursday, 18 July 2013 02:26 (ten years ago) link
I have positive feelings toward that picture
― Treeship, Thursday, 18 July 2013 02:34 (ten years ago) link
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2013/07/30/0730-lohan-gsi2-3.jpg
― only dogg forgives (Eazy), Sunday, 4 August 2013 17:54 (ten years ago) link
I cant work with the fringe jacket, Lilo. Soz.
― educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Monday, 5 August 2013 14:39 (ten years ago) link
loving those boots
― the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 5 August 2013 15:46 (ten years ago) link
the fringe jacket is good.
― Treeship, Monday, 5 August 2013 16:01 (ten years ago) link
no its really really bad
― educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Monday, 5 August 2013 19:08 (ten years ago) link
it makes her look like her mom
― educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Monday, 5 August 2013 19:09 (ten years ago) link
I can't get with the old man sox and the gross sheen on the bag.
― emilys., Wednesday, 7 August 2013 02:35 (ten years ago) link
and the gross sheen on the bag.
Look, we're all having fun here but calling her names like that isn't healthy.
― pplains, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 02:42 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OLGznIkdYo
― á¶Í ŚĄÖŒáŽ„Í ŚĄÖŒá¶ á¶ÍŒá·âÍŒá·á¶ (gr8080), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 15:30 (ten years ago) link
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/lindsay-lohan-takes-chelsea-lately-599901
― only dogg forgives (Eazy), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link
Honestly she is WAY better than Chelsea Handler at this but for goodness sake sit up straight, Missy.
http://www.eonline.com/videos/210272/lindsay-lohan-pokes-fun-at-herself
― educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link
I just remembered I really love Heartache All Over The World, you guys
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 16:28 (ten years ago) link
lool oops wrong thread
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2013/08/11/0811-lilo-wenn-3.jpg
― surm, Monday, 12 August 2013 04:13 (ten years ago) link
teal & orange :)
― discreet, Monday, 12 August 2013 06:23 (ten years ago) link
This is my sole source for lilo info, but she seems to be looking WAY healthier recently?
― how's life, Monday, 12 August 2013 12:49 (ten years ago) link
fresh out of rehab
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Monday, 12 August 2013 13:49 (ten years ago) link
lots to admire in the pic surm posted
― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 21:34 (ten years ago) link
glad to be of service
― surm, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 21:36 (ten years ago) link
http://31.media.tumblr.com/5e3cd2558cf1e1df823fbc535070fe39/tumblr_mrpb4nIesm1qb86b1o1_500.jpg
― j., Sunday, 18 August 2013 02:29 (ten years ago) link
adorable <3
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 August 2013 02:41 (ten years ago) link
and he's good at lifting.
― Mark G, Monday, 19 August 2013 08:50 (ten years ago) link
essential resource: http://lindsaylohangoogleimagesearch.tumblr.com/
― Z S, Monday, 26 August 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link
that site would be 100 times more essential if the archive went back to like 2006 or something
― some dude, Monday, 26 August 2013 21:58 (ten years ago) link
how is this not in the top results
http://fashionista.com/uploads/2012/07/lindsay-lohan-ankle-bracelet-400x600.jpeg%3F
― awake the snorting citizens (discreet), Monday, 26 August 2013 23:53 (ten years ago) link
grr how is the bikini ankle bracelet pic, you know the one, not in the top results
― awake the snorting citizens (discreet), Monday, 26 August 2013 23:54 (ten years ago) link
Anyone else see the first Ep of the new series?
― calstars, Thursday, 13 March 2014 22:13 (ten years ago) link
lol r u surm
― "Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 March 2014 01:35 (ten years ago) link
i did yes -- biggest takeaway, her pers assistant is awesome and a saint
― johnny crunch, Friday, 14 March 2014 14:08 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/duAxgQ2.gif
― "Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 27 March 2014 03:13 (ten years ago) link
pwn
― mookieproof, Thursday, 27 March 2014 03:15 (ten years ago) link
4 episodes in and this "docu-series" is really depressing
― funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 11 April 2014 18:56 (nine years ago) link
ooh tell me more!
― Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Friday, 11 April 2014 19:05 (nine years ago) link
not a lot of content. They spent an entire episode on her trying to get the keys to her new apartment. Not sure what I expected though. It's fun to try to spot the locations. The paparazzi are funny.
― calstars, Friday, 11 April 2014 19:11 (nine years ago) link
It would probably do a lot better if it was on any other platform other than the cable channel.
― calstars, Friday, 11 April 2014 19:12 (nine years ago) link
Reality gif series
― Damnit Janet Weiss & The Riot Grrriel (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 11 April 2014 19:22 (nine years ago) link
She just is, like, so fucking entitled and short-tempered, but talks about wanting to change, but shuts out ANYONE who challenges or pushes her in any way, like she is oblivious to the fact that change takes effort and is unpleasant and sometimes means doing something she doesn't want to do
Also talks constantly about all the "chaos" in her life but she totally perpetuates it, she constantly blames everyone else for everything and takes 0 responsibility, and she talks constantly about how angry it makes her when people "break their promises" but then cancels on an average of like 3 commitments per episode but always comes up with reasons for them that to her are completely valid
― funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 11 April 2014 20:17 (nine years ago) link
The way she talked to her assistant, Matt, made me think that she is a horrible person.
― Virginia Plain, Saturday, 12 April 2014 00:14 (nine years ago) link
everyone in hollywood is a bastard to their assistant so this isnt unique behavior
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 12 April 2014 00:16 (nine years ago) link
haven't seen the new series but i always really want to make excuses for her.
― trĂšs hip (Treeship), Saturday, 12 April 2014 00:23 (nine years ago) link
the kind of media scrutiny she was subject to at an early age was really, really fucked up. there is an entire industry that caters to people who want her life to fall apart so they can have their own self-image validated or something. it's not clear to me what the appeal is of tmz, perez hilton, et al but it's hateful and sexist and a very new development and she's borne the brunt of it.
― trĂšs hip (Treeship), Saturday, 12 April 2014 00:27 (nine years ago) link
Shitty parents didn't help.
― Damnit Janet Weiss & The Riot Grrriel (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 12 April 2014 00:29 (nine years ago) link
yeah, i don't know what people want from her. cute and talented as linz was, ultimately she had a rough ticket.
― trĂšs hip (Treeship), Saturday, 12 April 2014 00:32 (nine years ago) link
treesh perez hilton wishes he was a very new development
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 April 2014 00:42 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theguardian.com/stage/2014/oct/05/speed-the-plow-lindsay-lohan-review-playhouse-london-schiff-lindsay-posner
― the man with the black wigs (Eazy), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 05:29 (nine years ago) link
hot, ready and legal for 10 years.
― how's life, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 08:36 (nine years ago) link
The audience at Speed-the-Plow didnât form the usual theatregoing suspects. A third were sexy twentysomethings
were they now?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 10:01 (nine years ago) link
yes they were - one third
― conrad, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 14:30 (nine years ago) link
Nigel Lindsay, the fine comic British actor, made a decent American fist of his co-producer,
this sounds difficult
― ÎáœÏÎčÏ, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 17:21 (nine years ago) link
Theater is a great move in reputation restoration. I hope she can stay steady.
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 17:22 (nine years ago) link
Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, Legal and Increasingly Irrelevant!"
― Aimless, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 17:28 (nine years ago) link
"Hot, Ready, and Off-Book!"
― the man with the black wigs (Eazy), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link
blebframspep FORNARINA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Pdq_TL57HQ
― fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 30 November 2014 18:51 (nine years ago) link
smack?
― StanM, Sunday, 30 November 2014 19:59 (nine years ago) link
blapcramtoot
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 30 November 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link
(HQ)
― the late great, Sunday, 30 November 2014 20:47 (nine years ago) link
i was hoping it was some kind of lilo candy crush game
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 30 November 2014 20:49 (nine years ago) link
Following in Madonna's footsteps. Would have liked to see the play, despite some distaste for Mamet.
― Banned on the Run (benbbag), Monday, 1 December 2014 00:12 (nine years ago) link
― the incredible string gland (sic), Monday, 1 December 2014 04:46 (nine years ago) link
murchspletburttthomfornarina
― I dunno. (amateurist), Monday, 1 December 2014 07:19 (nine years ago) link
Precision. Timelessness. Grandiose. Impeccable. The gorgeousest. Fornarina clothes. All the cosmopolitans of a Cosmo time piece. You'll be the one watching your dreams come true. With Fornarina.
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTY1NjE2MTU2MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMDk5NTI4MTE@._V1_SP330,330,0,C,0,0,0_CR65,90,200,150_PIimdb-blackband-204-14,TopLeft,0,0_PIimdb-blackband-204-28,BottomLeft,0,1_CR0,0,200,150_PIimdb-bluebutton-big,BottomRight,-1,-1_ZAClip,4,121,16,196,verdenab,8,255,255,255,1_ZAon%2520IMDb,4,1,14,196,verdenab,7,255,255,255,1_ZA04%253A36,164,1,14,36,verdenab,7,255,255,255,1_ZASaturday%2520Night%2520Live%2520(S39.E21),4,136,14,196,arialbd,7,255,255,255,1_.jpg
― nickn, Monday, 1 December 2014 18:06 (nine years ago) link
F, O, R, N, A, R, I, N, A.FORNARINA
YOU OWN EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING IS YOURS.
http://33.media.tumblr.com/361789d60e2ecd1ec7f850f6af397b11/tumblr_mynnm3bgHT1tn15mao2_500.gif
― fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 1 December 2014 19:25 (nine years ago) link
http://www.m.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/news/20141231/lindsay-lohan-chikungunya
― how's life, Friday, 2 January 2015 10:52 (nine years ago) link
http://pagesix.com/2015/08/27/lindsay-lohan-claims-she-was-drugged-at-pals-wedding/
― ... (Eazy), Friday, 28 August 2015 15:49 (eight years ago) link
She kept playing Brandyâs âThe Boy Is Mine,ââ said the source.
― transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Friday, 28 August 2015 16:28 (eight years ago) link
let's not overlook monica's contribution to 'the boy is mine' please, source
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 28 August 2015 16:32 (eight years ago) link
"Lindsay Lohan has been eighteen for just under a week when she tells me her breasts are real. I did not ask (gentlemen never do), though my reporting (discreet visual fact-checking, a goodbye hug) seems to confirm her statement."
It's sort of amazing that it's only 11 years ago someone could write this in a large-circulation magazine and not have the general reaction be "Ukkkh, god, what the hell is wrong with you"
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 28 August 2015 16:48 (eight years ago) link
What a gentleman.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 28 August 2015 17:02 (eight years ago) link
holy shit that is gross
― Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 28 August 2015 17:35 (eight years ago) link
Aren't I right that Rolling Stone's editors would not let this through in 2015?
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 28 August 2015 18:54 (eight years ago) link
Aren't I also write that there are large swaths of people who see this fact as a chilling of their fundamental civil rights akin to McCarthyism?
(sorry, I got my Free Speech and Creepy Liberalism thread in your Lindsey Lohan thread.)
feel like i don't hear about lindsay lohan much anymore
― Ma$e-en-scĂšne (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 25 September 2015 21:06 (eight years ago) link
http://hilobrow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/lohan.jpg
― Mark G, Friday, 25 September 2015 22:10 (eight years ago) link
She's on the new Miley, or is it Hollywood Vampires' debut?
― dow, Saturday, 26 September 2015 00:49 (eight years ago) link
https://instagram.com/lindsaylohan/
― drash, Saturday, 26 September 2015 02:22 (eight years ago) link
I wasn't saying she like disappeared from earth, but I don't know I feel like now there's no chance she actually comes back as a major actress again, which is a bummer, like now it seems like just a slow slide into obscurity
― Ma$e-en-scĂšne (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:16 (eight years ago) link
Surely that was inevitable.
― ÎáœÏÎčÏ, Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:21 (eight years ago) link
She could act as our Amber's stand-in
― Mark G, Saturday, 26 September 2015 16:39 (eight years ago) link
converting to islam apparently.
― Treeship, Thursday, 21 April 2016 05:44 (seven years ago) link
although none of the articles i've read about this include quotes from her that suggest she's converting. apparently she is reading the quran and "exploring" islam, which seems really different. tabloids don't seem to understand that people can read books without instantly believing everything in the book
― Treeship, Thursday, 21 April 2016 05:47 (seven years ago) link
great update
― glandular lansbury (sic), Thursday, 21 April 2016 07:03 (seven years ago) link
So she's not voting Trump then...
― Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 21 April 2016 07:46 (seven years ago) link
the way 2016 is going i opened this thread half-expecting she'd died
this is the most desperate and transparent attention-seeking pr tactic but i admit i did lol at this quote:
âIâm not done reading it. Do you know how long that would take? It takes so long,â Lohan said.
― the worldâs youngest hyper-polyglot (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 April 2016 08:01 (seven years ago) link
Idk if it's a pr tactic. My theory is still that she is just reading the quran out of curiosity. She grew up catholic and was interested in kabbalah for a while, i'll bet she has a general interest in religion.
― Treeship, Thursday, 21 April 2016 13:13 (seven years ago) link
Basically, she's wandered down a shopping street and seen the stall that gives out free copies..
― Mark G, Thursday, 21 April 2016 14:26 (seven years ago) link
nah, you don't get photographed holding the koran then offer an exclusive interview with the sun unless you're interested in getting back in the headlines at least as much as exploring your spiritual side
― the worldâs youngest hyper-polyglot (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 April 2016 14:29 (seven years ago) link
Lindsay Lohan â@lindsaylohan 35m 35 minutes agoOne thing for sure the #referendum results are very close, but also showing a difference of opinion across #Britain272 retweets 471 likes
― hunangarage, Friday, 24 June 2016 03:03 (seven years ago) link
that's one thing that's for sure true
― Treeship, Friday, 24 June 2016 03:05 (seven years ago) link
I think the Courier today claimed she was pro-Fife, but I didn't get to read the article to see what that meant.
― inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Friday, 24 June 2016 20:10 (seven years ago) link
#linsights
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 24 June 2016 20:12 (seven years ago) link
confused by a referendum showing a difference of opinion, perhaps she is a fan of Hitlerian socialism
― http://www.jhbooks.com/pictures/137370.jpg (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 June 2016 20:16 (seven years ago) link
pro-Fife
https://mayberrymeets.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/nip-it.jpg
― Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 24 June 2016 20:44 (seven years ago) link
~fiance drama~
― thrill of transgressin (Eazy), Sunday, 24 July 2016 18:29 (seven years ago) link
didn't read anything about this but i stand with lindsay.
― Treeship, Sunday, 24 July 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link
https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/lindsay-lohan-almost-loses-finger-200726565.html
― a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 3 October 2016 18:13 (seven years ago) link
ok wow
http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/11/lindsay-lohan-adopts-insane-new-accent.html
― Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 2 November 2016 01:06 (seven years ago) link
lol this is so bizarre
https://www.buzzfeed.com/hayesbrown/lindsay-lohan-world-is-bigger-than-five?bffbmain&ref=bffbmain&utm_term=.cnYEJ7qRn#.xkpDBKEvq
― Roz, Friday, 4 November 2016 03:05 (seven years ago) link
weird
― Treeship, Friday, 4 November 2016 03:13 (seven years ago) link
Linds as Annie Hall.
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15027773_10153860615476216_3370538162654145519_n.jpg?oh=d5e099c02756417fe47537f922378de6&oe=58CF47C2
― nickn, Friday, 18 November 2016 06:31 (seven years ago) link
La-De-LiLo
― a full playlist of presidential apocalypse jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 18 November 2016 07:30 (seven years ago) link
converted to islam lol
― the late great, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 01:30 (seven years ago) link
inshah allah
― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 01:42 (seven years ago) link
― the late great, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 01:44 (seven years ago) link
i for one support lindsay lohan's sincere and deeply-held religious beliefs and wish her all the best in her new spiritual life
― How To: Make the perfect summer jorts (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 09:13 (seven years ago) link
aw, that Annie Hall picture is nice. Is it recent ? Everytime this thread pops up, I expect some new low for her...
― AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 16:21 (seven years ago) link
If it keeps her on the wagon, it's all good.
― who even are those other cats (Eazy), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 16:21 (seven years ago) link
https://s30.postimg.org/ey04gxto1/IMG_0058.jpg
Would make quite a nice family photograph.
― Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Saturday, 28 January 2017 15:04 (seven years ago) link
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 28 January 2017 15:08 (seven years ago) link
The badges were apparently presented by Lohan to Erdogan and say 'the world is bigger than five', referring to the five permanent members of the security council. idk where Bana Alabed fits in to it all. Maybe she liked Mean Girls.
― Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Saturday, 28 January 2017 15:11 (seven years ago) link
i just realised we're living in a world where lindsay lohan is probably better-informed about world affairs than the president of the usa and i think i need to go and have a nice lie down somewhere dark and quiet
― the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 28 January 2017 15:12 (seven years ago) link
Idk I am not necessarily impressed with her love of the Erdogan regime
― Treeship, Saturday, 28 January 2017 15:13 (seven years ago) link
i didn't say she was well-informed
― the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 28 January 2017 15:14 (seven years ago) link
i do feel like if she were given a national security briefing, she would listen to it
― j., Saturday, 28 January 2017 16:44 (seven years ago) link
a us briefing or turkey one?
― mh đ, Saturday, 28 January 2017 17:16 (seven years ago) link
whatever, i just think she would try to take her responsibility seriously!
― j., Saturday, 28 January 2017 17:23 (seven years ago) link
okay so lilo is locked in for her 2020 presidential run, who's gonna be her vp?
― the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 28 January 2017 17:29 (seven years ago) link
I'll do it why not nothing matters
― Treeship, Saturday, 28 January 2017 20:10 (seven years ago) link
I Appresh Treesh
― soref, Saturday, 28 January 2017 20:19 (seven years ago) link
She will not be ready and legal by 2020 guys.
― how's life, Saturday, 28 January 2017 21:17 (seven years ago) link
she's six months too young, sad
― mh đ, Saturday, 28 January 2017 22:08 (seven years ago) link
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/02/21/lindsay-lohan-claims-she-was-racially-profiled-over-a-headscarf-at-london-airport/
On âGood Morning Britainâ on Tuesday, Lohan said that learning about different cultures and beliefs is something that âfeeds my soul.â After repeated questions from Morgan, she said she reads an English translation of the Muslim holy book regularly but declined to say whether she was converting to Islam.âI think that me studying the Koran is something that I've found a solace in,â Lohan said. âI just study it. Nothing is confirmed yet.âMorgan asked her why she was âreluctantâ to say either way whether she was âin the processâ of converting.âIt's a consideration I have,â Lohan said. " ⊠I don't want to speak on something that I haven't finished yet.â
âI think that me studying the Koran is something that I've found a solace in,â Lohan said. âI just study it. Nothing is confirmed yet.â
Morgan asked her why she was âreluctantâ to say either way whether she was âin the processâ of converting.
âIt's a consideration I have,â Lohan said. " ⊠I don't want to speak on something that I haven't finished yet.â
― j., Wednesday, 22 February 2017 04:03 (seven years ago) link
Note: Not addressed at any point during the Tuesday morning interview was Lohan's curious new and unclassifiable accent.
― j., Wednesday, 22 February 2017 04:04 (seven years ago) link
Her old accent wasn't natural.
― everything, Wednesday, 22 February 2017 05:13 (seven years ago) link
Accents are accent, what the heck.
I saw the interview, accent was vaguely English, unremarkable I would say
― Mark G, Wednesday, 22 February 2017 07:17 (seven years ago) link
Accents are accents, typo fix.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 22 February 2017 07:18 (seven years ago) link
Reasons Why 45 Is Gross, #129875 (In A Continuing Series): http://money.cnn.com/2016/10/14/media/donald-trump-on-lindsay-lohan/
"Can you imagine the sex with this troubled teen?" said Stern."Yeah, you're probably right," Trump said. "She's probably deeply troubled and therefore great in bed. How come the deeply troubled women, you know, deeply, deeply troubled, they're always the best in bed?"
"Yeah, you're probably right," Trump said. "She's probably deeply troubled and therefore great in bed. How come the deeply troubled women, you know, deeply, deeply troubled, they're always the best in bed?"
― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 22 February 2017 09:05 (seven years ago) link
Puke
― It's always (sunny successor), Wednesday, 22 February 2017 15:18 (seven years ago) link
money.cnn.com
― StanM, Wednesday, 22 February 2017 17:05 (seven years ago) link
as in, on the
― sleepingbag, Wednesday, 22 February 2017 17:06 (seven years ago) link
"THIS IS our president. Stop #bullying him & start trusting him. Thank you personally for supporting #THEUSAâ Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) July 4, 2017"
http://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/the-wrap/article/Lindsay-Lohan-Defends-President-Trump-Stop-11267405.php
― akm, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 18:18 (six years ago) link
Wonder if she's read the quote four posts above. Celebity ouroboros.
― the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Thursday, 6 July 2017 01:12 (six years ago) link
I expected better judgment from Lindsay Lohan, very disappointed
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 6 July 2017 01:17 (six years ago) link
Jesus God that Trump quote from Stern.
― Treeship, Thursday, 6 July 2017 01:32 (six years ago) link
Been quiet, thesedays...
― Mark G, Friday, 6 July 2018 14:51 (five years ago) link
It's been a whole week since a fawning NYT profile about her, and a day since she allegedly bragged at having a rival nightclub shut down for tax evasion
― kelp, clam and carrion (sic), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:06 (five years ago) link
Hot, Ready, and Snitchin'
― Making Plans For Sturgill (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 7 July 2018 23:36 (five years ago) link
sicâs lilo google alerts finally pay off
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 7 July 2018 23:38 (five years ago) link
lilo & sic
― repartee is deft (darraghmac), Saturday, 7 July 2018 23:49 (five years ago) link
"Lindsay Lohan, speaking in Middle Eastern accent, tries to kidnap homeless kids and gets punched in face"
― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 18:13 (five years ago) link
headline undersells it, if anything
― shrek and han solo kinda dress the same (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 18:51 (five years ago) link
TAGS : LINDSAY LOHANWTF
― Mark G, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 19:37 (five years ago) link
you know, i wonder....actually you know what, never mind. 2018.
― omar little, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 19:50 (five years ago) link
https://themuse.jezebel.com/no-one-is-safe-in-lindsay-lohans-beach-club-1831468826
― vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 6 January 2019 23:23 (five years ago) link
This show is full of awful, terrible obnoxious Instagram types AND I LOVE IT
― boxedjoy, Wednesday, 9 January 2019 19:28 (five years ago) link
somehow i ended up watching this. She is so fucking weird
― (âąÌȘâ) (carne asada), Thursday, 10 January 2019 17:23 (five years ago) link
fame is a helluva drug
― sans lep (sic), Thursday, 10 January 2019 18:35 (five years ago) link
i think she's intersting and i'm glad she's back on the radar. she's really the marilyn of our times
― rip van wanko, Thursday, 10 January 2019 18:39 (five years ago) link
wow this was really fucked up i didn't know this
Thereâs also the aforementioned accent, which Lohan most recently displayed when she live-streamed a video of herself getting into a physical altercation with a homeless family. Itâs not surprising that Lohan and her family have turned, again and again, to reality television as a means of extending their frenetic brand of fame; itâs only notable that they havenât yet fully succeeded.
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 11 January 2019 16:15 (five years ago) link
the accent is hilarious. It's like this girl I went to school with who put on this mad accent to speak to her German exchange partner.
― kinder, Friday, 11 January 2019 18:16 (five years ago) link
Nothing is funny about this. She was a totally normal kid who was tortured by the media in her formative years abd now she seems odd and dissociative.
― Trϔϔship, Friday, 11 January 2019 18:31 (five years ago) link
and when she dies everyone will say what a tragedy it was and wonder if they were complicit or not
― ÎáœÏÎčÏ, Friday, 11 January 2019 18:38 (five years ago) link
Her mom and dad being extremely bad people probably played a huge role.
― Nerdstrom Poindexter, Friday, 11 January 2019 18:43 (five years ago) link
and her being a child actor then young woman actor in hollywood
― ( ÍĄâ ÍÊ ÍĄâ) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 11 January 2019 18:46 (five years ago) link
Yeah true
― Nerdstrom Poindexter, Friday, 11 January 2019 19:23 (five years ago) link
really weird thing when former child actors or young women actors end up "troubled" as they get older and everyone reaches for some bromides about "too much too young", the pressures of fame, the media glare etc. when the elephant in the room is abuse, exploitation, neglect
― ( ÍĄâ ÍÊ ÍĄâ) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 11 January 2019 19:27 (five years ago) link
Yup. Hollywood teems with young Lohans and abusive stage parents, but also with Weinsteins and Polanskis.
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 11 January 2019 19:32 (five years ago) link
abuse, exploitationthis is fame
― sans lep (sic), Friday, 11 January 2019 19:37 (five years ago) link
(in this context)
― sans lep (sic), Friday, 11 January 2019 19:38 (five years ago) link
I feel like peopleâs addiction shouldnât be treated as entertainment, which lindsayâs was back in the mid-00s. No one treats other diseases like this.
― Trϔϔship, Friday, 11 January 2019 20:52 (five years ago) link
Itâs always amazing to me how heartless tabloid culture is. Like if I read the top voted comment on any daily mail articleânot something I do oftenâbut itâs always coming from this perspective of no compassion whatsoever.
― Trϔϔship, Friday, 11 January 2019 20:54 (five years ago) link
Because they get held up as role models when they are young, then any transgression is held up to ridicule and is not tolerated.
Amber and Alice would take an interest in what LL would do, but they could understand bad behaviour does no good.
― Mark G, Friday, 11 January 2019 21:06 (five years ago) link
I think thereâs a darker thing at work. I think people enjoy watching someone struggleâespecially a rich, beautiful etc. personâa âserves them rightâ attitude. In the end that tabloid stuff is consumed as entertainment.
― Trϔϔship, Friday, 11 January 2019 21:08 (five years ago) link
But also some people are famous, young AND awful
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Saturday, 12 January 2019 08:34 (five years ago) link
Whatâs going on between Lindsay Lohan and the crown prince of Saudi Arabia? https://t.co/QtuByRhOqW pic.twitter.com/F4d9TGqDFi— Page Six (@PageSix) August 5, 2019
― ... (Eazy), Monday, 5 August 2019 18:11 (four years ago) link
^^ Deep cover
― ... (Eazy), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 04:16 (four years ago) link
A Lohan pal also pointed out that before the gruesome killing of Washington Post journalist Khashoggi in the Saudi embassy in Istanbul, Turkey, last October, MbS â who took office in 2017 â had been touted as a modernizing force in Saudi Arabia who would push for womenâs rights, among other things.
this lohan pal makes some interesting points
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 6 August 2019 04:32 (four years ago) link
Her biopic is gonna be bananas.
― frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 04:50 (four years ago) link
A Lohan pal also pointed out that before the gruesome killing of Washington Post journalist Khashoggi in the Saudi embassy in Istanbul, Turkey, last October, MbS â who took office in 2017 â had been touted as a modernizing force in Saudi Arabia who would push for womenâs rights, among other things.reminds me of that old "....but you fuck one sheep" joke
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 12:28 (four years ago) link
https://pagesix.com/2019/09/20/lindsay-lohan-reveals-shes-single/
― j., Saturday, 21 September 2019 23:18 (four years ago) link
Now that Iâm thinking about it, what are your guysâ must read âoh my god people wrote this?!â instructively cruel celeb profiles of the 2000s? Iâd love to compile a list of TEACHABLE MOMENTS. To start: Lindsay Lohan as Rolling Stone IT GIRL 2004 https://t.co/Ftfs9eh9fC— Jordan Crucchiola (@JorCru) February 7, 2021
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 00:34 (three years ago) link
she's not wrong
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 02:49 (three years ago) link
Thread now complete
― Mark G, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 08:41 (three years ago) link
yikes that article is fucking vile
― Warmed Regards, (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 17:08 (three years ago) link
yeah the opening paragraphs are truly disgusting
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 17:22 (three years ago) link
If you really want to take a deep dive into gross Y2K teachable moments, I recommend this NYT Spears doc on Hulu:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXG28S8cAJU
― Darin, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 18:07 (three years ago) link
shouts to jaymc for highlighting that opening when the thread first happened
― shivers me timber (sic), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 18:29 (three years ago) link
âIt was a horrible time for young women in popular culture,â Binelli said. Though heâs sure his Lohan story received zero pushback from his editors or his readers and âseemed funny and edgy to me at the time,â he no longer finds it so. âReading the story today makes me cringe and I deeply regret writing it and any other ways in which I participated in the rampant misogyny of the media landscape at the time.ââHowever much Iâd told myself I was making some kind of meta-commentary on the sexist culture of the day,â he said. âI was very clearly also perpetuating it.â
âHowever much Iâd told myself I was making some kind of meta-commentary on the sexist culture of the day,â he said. âI was very clearly also perpetuating it.â
― grab bag cum trash bag (sic), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 05:19 (three years ago) link
There is shit I wrote back then which... well, not nearly as bad as that Lohan article but it was such a fucking GIVEN that if you were writing journalism and a woman appeared you were supposed to signal to the reader how hot they were supposed to find her, it's really messed up
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 06:18 (three years ago) link
Baby Sinclair: All Grown up and Feeling Nasty https://t.co/4lEPqrZzqq pic.twitter.com/Nu84cLgkt4— The Hard Times (@REALpunknews) March 4, 2021
― lukas, Friday, 5 March 2021 15:44 (three years ago) link