San Antonio Rock City or Cat and Girl?
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 14 June 2007 14:18 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.mitchclem.com/rockcity/images/comic_files/20061229.gif
http://catandgirl.com/archive/cg0479ambition.gif
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 14 June 2007 14:19 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.mitchclem.com/rockcity/images/comic_files/20061226.gif
"Excuse me while I kiss the sky" morelike "Excuse me while I kiss this guy" amirite?
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 14 June 2007 14:20 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.mitchclem.com/rockcity/images/comic_files/20061109.gif
Little bit of politics, ladies and gentlemen
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 14 June 2007 14:21 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.mitchclem.com/rockcity/images/comic_files/20061107.gif
We've all been there guys, hey?
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 14 June 2007 14:23 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.mitchclem.com/rockcity/images/comic_files/20061019.gif
...wait, what?
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 14 June 2007 14:24 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.mitchclem.com/rockcity/images/comic_files/20061016.gif
lol placenames
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 14 June 2007 14:25 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.mitchclem.com/rockcity/images/comic_files/20061011.gif
That's exactly how women talk! Mitch Clem OTM.
http://www.mitchclem.com/rockcity/images/comic_files/20061003.gif
She's so angry her breasts have started to levitate.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 14 June 2007 14:27 (sixteen years ago) link
http://catandgirl.com/archive/cg0474wolf.gif
...
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 14 June 2007 14:29 (sixteen years ago) link
http://catandgirl.com/archive/cg0470psa.gif
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 14 June 2007 14:30 (sixteen years ago) link
cat & girl is nicely drawn but makes less sense than day by day
san antonio rock city is the fucking worst
does your crazy ex like these?
― and what, Thursday, 14 June 2007 14:32 (sixteen years ago) link
cat and girl lost the plot at some point but the ones you've just reposted are actually good
― ghost rider, Thursday, 14 June 2007 14:34 (sixteen years ago) link
Ok you don't like it. we get the point! i think if you peek at the "batshit right wing cartoons" thread you'll see this shit called "day by day" that makes this junk look like it was done by picaso.
ha ha xposts!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 14 June 2007 14:34 (sixteen years ago) link
From these examples Cat & Girl seems a lot better. The jokes don't make much sense, but they're not nearly as trite and obvious. Also, yes, quite nice drawings.
― chap, Thursday, 14 June 2007 14:36 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.mitchclem.com/rockcity/images/comic_files/20060921.gif
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 14 June 2007 14:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Dom RU OK
― Eppy, Thursday, 14 June 2007 14:48 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.mitchclem.com/rockcity/images/comic_files/20060918.gif
Now THAT is funny.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 14 June 2007 14:50 (sixteen years ago) link
That seems like some drawn from life shit.
― jaymc, Thursday, 14 June 2007 14:57 (sixteen years ago) link
Cat and Girl is sometimes okay, the real answer is Questionable Content
― A B C, Thursday, 14 June 2007 15:04 (sixteen years ago) link
I read questionable content everyday. Crossref w/ Justice thread:
http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=905
― 31g, Friday, 15 June 2007 07:50 (sixteen years ago) link
oh god that's awful. are those meant to be teeth in her mouth?
― electricsound, Friday, 15 June 2007 08:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Nothing ever happens in QC. They just mention a band, make some zing and then hint at sex. It is very boring. I still read it though because I like the anthropc and want one.
― kv_nol, Friday, 15 June 2007 09:02 (sixteen years ago) link
Hey I like QC. Love it. SA Rock City looks kind of shit from the examples here tho.
― Trayce, Friday, 15 June 2007 09:09 (sixteen years ago) link
QC = every subculture gets the Nemi it deserves
― DJ Mencap, Friday, 15 June 2007 09:10 (sixteen years ago) link
HEY HAY PASSANTIIIOOOA or anyone what is yr view on thelondonpapers' Em comic. They had a joke about iliketrains. ILIKETRAINS! THATS LIKE MAKING A JJOKE ABOUT 65DAYSOFSSSTSTSTSTATIC! the punch line was like "lol i don't like trains cos they is late!".
― acrobat, Friday, 15 June 2007 09:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Can I please be the Faithmouse of the "What's the worst online comic strip?" thread?
― dorothy, Friday, 15 June 2007 09:28 (sixteen years ago) link
I think you could be onto something here. Today, our protagonist finds out what happens when one wears a nylon shirt for just over two months; tomorrow they become a 'pigeon detective' in an attempt to find out why they get covered in shit every time they step out the house
xpost
― DJ Mencap, Friday, 15 June 2007 09:31 (sixteen years ago) link
it's strange that there isn't, to my knowledge, a brit indie equivilant of these comics. i guess cos amerindie is into books and comics and geekiness while britindie, well, isn't.
i was thinking more of the protagonist searching for 5live on AM for a long time. yr idea is better. keep the ideas coming, we could sell this stuff to drowned in sound!
― acrobat, Friday, 15 June 2007 09:39 (sixteen years ago) link
On a Kerrang thread some time back we mourned long-dead K! strips and the continuing existence of Pandora... but that isn't really what we're looking for I suppose
― DJ Mencap, Friday, 15 June 2007 10:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Woah wait is no one going to comment on the fact Dorothy just posted here!?
― Trayce, Friday, 15 June 2007 10:04 (sixteen years ago) link
hmmm anyone remember the cartoons in late era melody maker about the two djs? it wasn't "good" but it was better than a lot of the stuff up thread.
xp
― acrobat, Friday, 15 June 2007 10:04 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh oh and Moody DJ in Select... it wasn't brilliant or anything either but was quite clever in that it was quite nerdy about dance culture but zinged eg jungle and ambient enough for indie kids to laugh along
― DJ Mencap, Friday, 15 June 2007 10:35 (sixteen years ago) link
Trayce. Please explain.
― acrobat, Friday, 15 June 2007 10:36 (sixteen years ago) link
of cat and girl authorship fame
― electricsound, Friday, 15 June 2007 10:37 (sixteen years ago) link
Ha I can't see any of the Cat and Girl comics due to websense. Has / have she / you done a picture celebrating this thread like Faithmouse did?
― acrobat, Friday, 15 June 2007 10:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Dom, you really are a bitter old cunt.
― Mark C, Friday, 15 June 2007 11:32 (sixteen years ago) link
But then again I'm the guy wearing a Cat and Girl t-shirt (actually I wore it on Tuesday but poetic licence y'all) so it's probably just simpering fanboy bias ;_;
― Mark C, Friday, 15 June 2007 11:33 (sixteen years ago) link
HI PERSON OF MILD NOTE ON INTERNET THANKS FOR POSTING TO OUR MODEST LITTLE FORUM I AM BIGGEST FAN OF YOU GET WELL SOON KANYE
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 15 June 2007 11:35 (sixteen years ago) link
I Don't get it... Why does the guy who confesses his indie guilt have vampire teeth? And why did he put the Dolly Parton cassette in his mouth? Are these two things interrelated?
― Tuomas, Friday, 15 June 2007 12:12 (sixteen years ago) link
actually Tuomas that was the only thing on this entire thread I laughed at, but I can't explain why
― marmotwolof, Friday, 15 June 2007 12:15 (sixteen years ago) link
I agree that the "hugging a mestruating woman" strip is the worst. Because, you know, when you hug a woman with mensies some blood may squirt out of her! EW!
― Tuomas, Friday, 15 June 2007 12:20 (sixteen years ago) link
x-post I mean I can try, but...you know the speeches people give at AA and NA meetings about how they hit rock bottom?
― marmotwolof, Friday, 15 June 2007 12:21 (sixteen years ago) link
The vampire is a long-running character. I dunno - I think Dom's posted one poor C&G strip and two good ones, so I don't know what point he's trying to make.
― Mark C, Friday, 15 June 2007 12:22 (sixteen years ago) link
Okay, so hitting the rock bottom is putting Dolly Parton in your mouth, I get that. But why the teeth?
― Tuomas, Friday, 15 June 2007 12:22 (sixteen years ago) link
Whoops, x-post.
― Tuomas, Friday, 15 June 2007 12:23 (sixteen years ago) link
Did Mitch Clem use to do stuff in Punk Planet? I know I've been gently irritated by his strips somewhere in print
― DJ Mencap, Friday, 15 June 2007 12:30 (sixteen years ago) link
the melody maker djs were called Herman and Sherman. or so i have been informed by a person who owns a cat and girl hoodie.
― acrobat, Saturday, 16 June 2007 23:09 (sixteen years ago) link
The only way I can make any sense of this one is if it's a They Might Be Giants reference.
― Alex in Baltimore, Sunday, 17 June 2007 00:02 (sixteen years ago) link
also, can we throw Penny Arcade and Dustinland into the debate here? PA is occasionally funny (when the video game refs don't go over my head) but this whole genre of comics that are just a stand-in for the author wearing a band shirt and saying shit they say to their friends has got to stop. wtf happened to comics about talking animals and incongruously worldly children?
― Alex in Baltimore, Sunday, 17 June 2007 00:13 (sixteen years ago) link
questionable content is totally awful
― river wolf, Sunday, 17 June 2007 00:25 (sixteen years ago) link
I used to like Rehabilitating Mr. Wiggles, but it's the same joke over and over. Bored now.
― Rock Hardy, Sunday, 17 June 2007 00:44 (sixteen years ago) link
river wolf otm, I tried to read qc for a couple of months and it's just 'aren't my characters adorable omg'. dude designs pretty good t-shirts tho.
― Dimension 5ive, Sunday, 17 June 2007 00:47 (sixteen years ago) link
ughhhh...
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 17 June 2007 00:58 (sixteen years ago) link
ugh
ha xp
― deej, Sunday, 17 June 2007 01:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Cat and Girl is about 100x better than that other shit. Comments about Dom's ex otm
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 17 June 2007 01:51 (sixteen years ago) link
besides daybyday I think the other answer to this is http://www.little-gamers.com/
I mean it's all well and good to bitch about penny arcade, but their competition is so horribly lame it beggars the imagination to conceive of a person so lame as to put this shit up on the internet on a regular basis
guy who does PVP is clearly talented and works hard at it but his material is pretty standard soap-opera-for-nerd-alerts (cf sluggy freelance, scarygoround, etc) which gets old as hell after a while IMO- which is another reason I favor stuff like PA or even achewood, where continuity is treated as optional from week to week etc
there are seriously hundreds of webcomics that could probably be objectively rated worse than the ones pointed out on this thread so far
I've read far, far too many of them
― TOMBOT, Sunday, 17 June 2007 02:07 (sixteen years ago) link
should read "competition is so horrible" nix the adverbial suffix and redundant use of lame
― TOMBOT, Sunday, 17 June 2007 02:08 (sixteen years ago) link
The only way I can make any sense of this one is if it's a They Might Be Giants reference
OMG it is too, how did I not realise. Still sucks though.
― Trayce, Sunday, 17 June 2007 02:14 (sixteen years ago) link
wtf, the questionable content t-shirts fully reflect dude's lack of drawing ability and unfortunate aesthetic sense
― A B C, Sunday, 17 June 2007 02:53 (sixteen years ago) link
haha, man, i'm discussing webcomics
Tombot otm about penny arcade mostly... at least they don't have pretentions of being anything other than a cheetofingered circle jerk. Achewood has its moments of greatness.
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 17 June 2007 03:09 (sixteen years ago) link
GOTCHA xpost
― Dimension 5ive, Sunday, 17 June 2007 03:11 (sixteen years ago) link
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/with_apologies_to_the_who.png
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 17 June 2007 03:11 (sixteen years ago) link
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/linux_user_at_best_buy.png
argh
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 17 June 2007 03:12 (sixteen years ago) link
I just tore my own head and shat down my neck, reading those.
― Dimension 5ive, Sunday, 17 June 2007 03:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Wow thats TERRIBLE. And I like some of the XKCD strips!
― Trayce, Sunday, 17 June 2007 03:14 (sixteen years ago) link
"lol i use linux i am cool" wtf that joke wasnt funny in 1995.
― Trayce, Sunday, 17 June 2007 03:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Some of them are ok. A lot of the "nerdy in jokes" are really pretty surface level references meant to make Joe Dorito Breath feel better.
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 17 June 2007 03:16 (sixteen years ago) link
Although maybe I should try my hand at this as my cute programmer/indie rocker ex-girlfriend from 2001 seems to get moist for XKCD etc
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 17 June 2007 03:17 (sixteen years ago) link
I like his whimsy ones that arent nerdy, like his one about a whole part of his brain being devoted to building the greatest treehouse ever. I liked that.
― Trayce, Sunday, 17 June 2007 03:19 (sixteen years ago) link
I think my webcomic tastes are more of a pokey the penguin / tim @ kfc.edu / jerkcity flavor though.
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 17 June 2007 03:19 (sixteen years ago) link
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/regarding_mussolini.png
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 17 June 2007 03:22 (sixteen years ago) link
Jerkcity is awesome.
― Trayce, Sunday, 17 June 2007 03:24 (sixteen years ago) link
I avoided Achewood for a long time because I hate the artwork, but the writing is winning me over.
― Rock Hardy, Sunday, 17 June 2007 03:30 (sixteen years ago) link
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/appropriate_term.png
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 17 June 2007 03:34 (sixteen years ago) link
I kind of like that one.
I have used that right hand term many times
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 17 June 2007 03:36 (sixteen years ago) link
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/dream_girl.png
This dude is trolling for pussy.
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 17 June 2007 03:37 (sixteen years ago) link
That one's kind of depressing!
― Trayce, Sunday, 17 June 2007 03:49 (sixteen years ago) link
i love achewood unreservedly
― river wolf, Sunday, 17 June 2007 03:53 (sixteen years ago) link
http://m.assetbar.com/uua3CDHzw.gif
best achewood?
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 17 June 2007 03:57 (sixteen years ago) link
cmon the art in achewood is key to the lolz
― A B C, Sunday, 17 June 2007 04:15 (sixteen years ago) link
This otm.
― Trayce, Sunday, 17 June 2007 04:45 (sixteen years ago) link
not as good as pokey
― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 17 June 2007 05:09 (sixteen years ago) link
mr nutty: "i have a dream that one day penguins will live in peace!!"
penguin: "we do live in peace"
mr nutty: "my dream has come true!!!!"
― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 17 June 2007 05:12 (sixteen years ago) link
This is crazy. Cat and Girl is fantastic. Part of XKCD's charm is that it's more like a blog with random thoughts than a "webcomic" like most of the rest, so even though some of the ones you posted are cringy, it's all good in the end.
Nothing beats Pokey of course.
― Casuistry, Sunday, 17 June 2007 05:19 (sixteen years ago) link
GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!!! HELLO SEXY WORLD!!!
― Casuistry, Sunday, 17 June 2007 05:20 (sixteen years ago) link
fuck you, corny indie web comic fuck
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 17 June 2007 05:50 (sixteen years ago) link
I hadn't noticed that the time+date on that xkcd hasn't happened. Are his avid readers meant to turn up and propose to him or something?
Anyway, uh, as a corny indie webcomic-reading fuck with a Cat and Girl t-shirt (and I don't read SARC but I used to read Mitch Clem's old comic Nothing Nice To Say, probably more because I like the way he draws characters than anything else, but it had its moments), I have to wonder if there are any webcomics you don't hate, Dom?
Really though, you want to see worse comics, go to keenspace or drunkduck and click on one at random. And if you think you've found the worst webcomic ever, just go through the archives until you see the words "guest strip", and there you'll have a link to an even worse one.
(I am really tempted to link to a friend of a friend's apparent attempts to recreate Love Is... for the Warcraft/livejournal generation, with every other strip being "hiii I was in the pub and Lisa asked me to draw her so here is some unrecognisable Photoshop-daubing with the word Lisa underneath and here is Lisa's gerbil and Lisa likes dolphins so here is a picture of a dolphin lols" "my boyfriend made me a cup of tea he is really nice and i like tea!!" "this strip was late because i am busy lol work sucks huh here is a cartoon of a pile of books and me looking sad!!! :( :(", but I could see them getting upset enough to go through the whole of ILX to find out who I am, so you'll just have to imagine that delight. Also they've improved a bit and taken the really lousy stuff down, but I'm sure there are even worse comics out there which haven't reached that stage yet.)
― a passing spacecadet, Sunday, 17 June 2007 11:32 (sixteen years ago) link
I have to wonder if there are any webcomics you don't hate, Dom?
Dinosaur Story, Cyanide and Happiness, most Natalie Dee.
― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 17 June 2007 11:36 (sixteen years ago) link
Can you explain the appeal of Natalie Dee?
― robertwolf8080, Sunday, 17 June 2007 13:56 (sixteen years ago) link
when did it get popular to draw as if you were an eight-year-old, and can we please get to the next stage of what's popular please
― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 17 June 2007 14:00 (sixteen years ago) link
2005
― Jarlrmai, Sunday, 17 June 2007 14:24 (sixteen years ago) link
I have to admit that Linux joke made me laugh. (Well actually the motorcycle made me laugh.)
― HI DERE, Sunday, 17 June 2007 14:45 (sixteen years ago) link
Let's see what Natalie Dee is 'taking on' today. Baby Penguin? Making a noise?!? GENIUS
― robertwolf8080, Sunday, 17 June 2007 14:47 (sixteen years ago) link
lolol cyanide and happiness
― A B C, Sunday, 17 June 2007 15:18 (sixteen years ago) link
Those Natalie Dee drawings remind me of Mr Scruff
― DJ Mencap, Sunday, 17 June 2007 18:59 (sixteen years ago) link
is NEMI online?
― pisces, Sunday, 17 June 2007 21:25 (sixteen years ago) link
http://goaste.cx/goaste/nemi001.html
― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 17 June 2007 21:26 (sixteen years ago) link
Uncultured bitch:
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/cartoons/nemi/nemi_1910_600x194.gif
― ledge, Sunday, 17 June 2007 22:21 (sixteen years ago) link
those doctored nemi strips are fantastic
― Just got offed, Sunday, 17 June 2007 22:28 (sixteen years ago) link
ftw: http://goaste.cx/goaste/pictures/nemi/nemiswiz005.jpg
― Just got offed, Sunday, 17 June 2007 22:36 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Rock Hardy, Sunday, 17 June 2007 04:30 (Sunday, 17 June 2007 04:30)
Glad to hear it. It's perhaps my favourite strip both online and off. The blogs were pretty good as well (when I had time to keep up with them), it's amazing that the characters are so 'credible' and have such distinctive voices.
― kv_nol, Monday, 18 June 2007 10:19 (sixteen years ago) link
whoever redid those nemi strips has just listenedto/read bjork interviews.
― Frogman Henry, Monday, 18 June 2007 10:23 (sixteen years ago) link
xkcd can fuck right off as well
― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 2 September 2007 22:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Your therapist and I are both glad you were able to get that off your chest.
― Casuistry, Sunday, 2 September 2007 23:22 (sixteen years ago) link
The explanations Mitch Clem includes underneath his strips are really something. This is for the first one posted in this thread:
Since drawing this comic, it's come to my attention that the above percentage is well over 82%. I base this information solely on the amount of people who were upset after reading said comic and started trying desperately to defend themselves. Listen you guys, you're allowed to do whatever you want, really. But I, for one, am hardly impressed to learn that you know the lyrics to a song (a song), and you will find me nothing short of annoyed if you insist on reciting said lyrics ad nauseam despite my inevitable repeated barks of "PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP, NO ONE CARES!".
Victoria does this, of course (anyone who knows her will be none too surprised), but the actual murder victim in the above strip is none other than Tom "Theater Hopper" Brazelton, whose insistence on reciting the "Humpty Dance" (for those of you too young to remember the "Humpty Dance", just close your eyes and try to imagine what it would sound like if the Holocaust were a rap song) once every hour the last time we were at a comic convention together was nothing short of maddening. I'm fairly certain that, at some point, he was just trying to annoy me, and it worked.
Personally, I'd say the fact that I have damn near every Boris the Sprinkler lyric memorized (including all the between-song monologues) is far more impressive, but I generally only break out that skill in the car by myself. I lead a sad, sad life.
― DJ Mencap, Thursday, 4 October 2007 09:59 (sixteen years ago) link
I think xkcd may actually be worse than San Antonio Rock City. I dunno what's the most abhorrent thing about xkcd, whether it's the intellectual dishonesty, the smug self-satisfaction, the douchebag IT nerdity, or the fact that it's basically a bunch of "Whether you think you CAN, or you think you CAN'T: you're right" posters for the Open Office generation.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 4 October 2007 10:03 (sixteen years ago) link
penny arcade
― max r, Thursday, 4 October 2007 10:08 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.destructoid.com/elephant//ul/5674-noscale-vgbwc.jpg
^^^best Penny Arcade zing ever
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 4 October 2007 10:11 (sixteen years ago) link
haha, great last panel.
― That mong guy that's shit, Thursday, 4 October 2007 10:13 (sixteen years ago) link
penny arcade is funny sometimes despite being a webcomic about video games. xkcd is unbearable. but srsly, lolol cyanide and happiness
― A B C, Thursday, 4 October 2007 13:15 (sixteen years ago) link
http://blag.xkcd.com/2007/10/01/the-meetup/
― Forest Pines Mk2, Thursday, 4 October 2007 13:31 (sixteen years ago) link
I like xkcd (even if I don't get the nerd stuff) :(
― Jordan, Thursday, 4 October 2007 14:18 (sixteen years ago) link
Xkcd hurts geeky people more because they understand it, I think. That, and he's totally trawling for the puss.
― libcrypt, Thursday, 4 October 2007 18:14 (sixteen years ago) link
http://l33tgamerz.comicgenesis.com/
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 4 October 2007 18:25 (sixteen years ago) link
the best zing of all game comics and their common attributes of copy+paste template art, lack of punchlines, and general incomprehensibility to anyone is actually here:
http://www.megagamerz.com/
I have laughed at several of these. it's by the same guy who does Goats.
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 4 October 2007 18:28 (sixteen years ago) link
my current roommate went to that xkcd thing I think. I don't understand xkcd.
my former roommates wallpapered their current living room with natalie dee comics (hand-colored). :DDD
― jessie monster, Thursday, 4 October 2007 18:43 (sixteen years ago) link
xkcd isn't really that nerdy.
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 4 October 2007 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link
pretty nerdy
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/with_apologies_to_robert_frost.png
― Jordan, Thursday, 4 October 2007 19:14 (sixteen years ago) link
Making sophomore computer science majors feel good about getting "in-jokes"!
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 4 October 2007 19:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Let me get this straight: Jon is arguing that xkcd isn't nerdy because, compared to his ocean of nerdiness, xkcd is but a mere speck of nerd-sand?
― libcrypt, Friday, 5 October 2007 02:17 (sixteen years ago) link
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/ballmer_peak.png
ok this is actually true
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 5 October 2007 16:41 (sixteen years ago) link
xkcd is touchstones that any idiot who spends 2 months into Linux or "coding" can be all "lol this speaks to me"
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 5 October 2007 16:49 (sixteen years ago) link
xkcd webcomic fans converge in Cambridge park
― hawth, Friday, 5 October 2007 18:14 (sixteen years ago) link
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1145/1433969764_42f024b9ee.jpg?v=0
blech
― hawth, Friday, 5 October 2007 18:21 (sixteen years ago) link
the only good think was the breakdancing raptor
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 5 October 2007 18:48 (sixteen years ago) link
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uInQwL0srUA
wait he cant dance
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 5 October 2007 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link
lol at "It's not that nerdy! All you need to get it is months of Linux exposure!"
― HI DERE, Friday, 5 October 2007 19:07 (sixteen years ago) link
Dude had half a year to prepare for that dance. The mind boggles.
― hawth, Friday, 5 October 2007 19:10 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.aeropause.com/archives/haloringofdeath.gif
― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 6 October 2007 00:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Making sophomore computer scienceEnglish majors feel good about getting "in-jokes"!
Fixed.
― Casuistry, Saturday, 6 October 2007 04:38 (sixteen years ago) link
Or did you not get that part of the joke?
― Casuistry, Saturday, 6 October 2007 04:39 (sixteen years ago) link
It does have that vibe, like TMBG sometimes has, like you can just FEEL the 13-yr-olds worldwide popping smug "I get it" boners.
― Abbott, Saturday, 6 October 2007 05:09 (sixteen years ago) link
Is the cat drinking a bucket of paint in the first comic posted?
Also, that xkcd thing:
Sean Nichols, a graduate student from the University of Calgary, bought his plane tickets nearly six months in advance, only days after the Dream Girl comic debuted. "I had no real expectations one way or the other," Nichols said. "I just sort of figured, well, it could be a lot of antisocial people standing around sort of looking at each other, or it could be a lot of interesting interaction. And luckily, it seems to be the latter."
Though Munroe had not organized any activities, the participants found multiple ways to entertain themselves and connect with others. Several people were attempting to vertically extend tape measures without bending, a reference to the Tape Measure comic strip. Some used colorful chalk to scrawl computer code on the sidewalk.
Two creative fans even put together a poster of 100 possible conversation topics, while others simply climbed the jungle gym or used the swings. A webcam taped to the swingset broadcast the event online for those who were not able to attend the meetup.
― S-, Saturday, 6 October 2007 07:37 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh, what is that comic about punk rock with a bald guy and an emo guy? That shits me.
― S-, Saturday, 6 October 2007 07:38 (sixteen years ago) link
Find me ANY online comic strip that doesn't suck shit.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 6 October 2007 07:39 (sixteen years ago) link
head on over here: do YOU love achewood, too?
― ledge, Saturday, 6 October 2007 08:11 (sixteen years ago) link
-- S-, Saturday, October 6, 2007 7:38 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
Figures, it's by the same guy.
http://www.mitchclem.com/nothingnice/
― S-, Saturday, 6 October 2007 09:22 (sixteen years ago) link
: http://www.mitchclem.com/nothingnice/comics/20070912.gif
― S-, Saturday, 6 October 2007 09:29 (sixteen years ago) link
I cant decide if thats kinda funny or kinda shit.
― Trayce, Saturday, 6 October 2007 10:04 (sixteen years ago) link
shit
― electricsound, Saturday, 6 October 2007 10:08 (sixteen years ago) link
I was only amused cos I like the song, but yeah otherwise meh lazy.
― Trayce, Saturday, 6 October 2007 10:10 (sixteen years ago) link
song?
― electricsound, Saturday, 6 October 2007 10:10 (sixteen years ago) link
The whole strip is a reference to "Punk Rock Girl" by the Dead Milkmen.
― Trayce, Saturday, 6 October 2007 11:09 (sixteen years ago) link
whatever. this guy is the absolute fucking worst.
― tremendoid, Saturday, 6 October 2007 19:49 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, October 6, 2007 7:39 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Link
I like Jason Little.
― Ned Trifle II, Saturday, 6 October 2007 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh wow, I haven't read Bee in years, need to get caught up on that.
Penny Arcade is pretty great IMO, and I'm someone who is completely NOT up on video game news generally. It's kind of mixed on a regular basis but skimming over the archives you find all kinds of really hilarious ones. Also the art has gotten fantastic. And they have spun the success of their nerdy webcomic into channeling nerd dollars into children's hospitals which I think is pretty admirable. Over a million dollars last year!
This still cracks me up to this day:
http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2000/20000721h.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 7 October 2007 00:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, esp. since it doesn't show them jumping up on the table before they shout "anarchy."
― marmotwolof, Sunday, 7 October 2007 01:30 (sixteen years ago) link
oh, and it's the Philly Pizza Company.
― marmotwolof, Sunday, 7 October 2007 01:33 (sixteen years ago) link
Thats what I thought! I was like "hang on, surely they dont sing "village pizza company" in the song do they?" in which case the whole damn comic's joke is crap.
― Trayce, Sunday, 7 October 2007 02:12 (sixteen years ago) link
The problem with that comic is endemic of 95% of online comics that I see: there's no punchline. Its entire existence is based on the reader going "I recognize that Dead Milkmen song. Clearly this is a joke we share." When, in reality, if this was a COMIC (read: funny), the guys annoying the waitress with the Dead Milkmen song would be a SET UP.
So: There should be another panel with an actual joke in it.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 7 October 2007 07:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Achewood at least has a quirkiness and uniqueness to it, but also it depends way too much on the reader finding quirkiness in itself amusing. "Oh, this character I'm familiar with is drawn 10 years in the future and saying 'Are you crapping.' Also 'crapping' is a funny way to say that."
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 7 October 2007 07:10 (sixteen years ago) link
Also, thanks Ned for recommending Jason Little. It's pretty sweet, but it seems more comic-comic than internet comic.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 7 October 2007 07:15 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm not sure I understand the distinction but if you mean drawn to be seen in a comic rather than onscreen then you're probably right.
― Ned Trifle II, Sunday, 7 October 2007 08:37 (sixteen years ago) link
Its entire existence is based on the reader going "I recognize that Dead Milkmen song. Clearly this is a joke we share."
otm but also i'm getting too olde to appreciate dicking around disguised as rebellion. there's a commercial on now where Irreverent Youth have an impromptu grocery cart race through store aisles and all i could think of was "quit the horseplay you're gonna kill somebody!" and that strip is that ad's cousin. it took mad focus groups to spew the kind of stuff he's coming up with for art's sake there's some measure of pride in that surely.
― tremendoid, Sunday, 7 October 2007 09:45 (sixteen years ago) link
doing my bit for "talk like an alex in nyc" day ;) ignore the pissiness
― tremendoid, Sunday, 7 October 2007 09:48 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm getting too olde to appreciate dicking around disguised as rebellion.
Problem is, that's 90% of what people my age produces. We are truly the worst generation.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 7 October 2007 14:48 (sixteen years ago) link
was it ever any different?
― max r, Sunday, 7 October 2007 15:11 (sixteen years ago) link
I do like the Perry Bible Fellowship FWIW
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 7 October 2007 15:32 (sixteen years ago) link
http://pbfcomics.com/archive/0PBF45025BC-Dinosaur_Meteors.jpg
A++
― Jeff, Sunday, 7 October 2007 15:39 (sixteen years ago) link
dudes the PBF is awesome, how the fuck is it on this thread, ditto achewood
― Just got offed, Sunday, 7 October 2007 15:43 (sixteen years ago) link
pbf should never in any context be mentioned in a worst comics thread.
;)
― max r, Sunday, 7 October 2007 15:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Every comic posted on this thread (except for pbf, x-post) sucked btw. Dom otm.
― Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 7 October 2007 15:48 (sixteen years ago) link
Jerkcity
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 7 October 2007 15:56 (sixteen years ago) link
from wikipedia:
"Jerkcity contains almost no character development, storyline or continuity. Primary themes it has in abundance include drinking, drug abuse, masturbation, homosexual and/or homophobic activities, gluttony, dick jokes and programming. Dialogue tends towards the absurd, incomprehensible and obscene."
this is why it's great.
― max r, Sunday, 7 October 2007 16:01 (sixteen years ago) link
My favourite online comic is Dinosaur Comics which really does deserve its own thread, but I can't be bothered to start one.
― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 7 October 2007 16:03 (sixteen years ago) link
http://archive.salon.com/tech/feature/2001/08/09/comics/index.html
― max r, Sunday, 7 October 2007 16:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Dom, that's the one which features the same 6 or 7 panels over and over again, with the dialogue changed? That one's generally pretty good, aye.
― Just got offed, Sunday, 7 October 2007 16:17 (sixteen years ago) link
The problem with that comic is endemic of 95% of online comics that I see: there's no punchline
Sometimes comics don't need to be funny. Sometimes, they can just be poignant and smart.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 7 October 2007 16:18 (sixteen years ago) link
that one is very good too, but this is a WORST online comic thread
― Just got offed, Sunday, 7 October 2007 16:19 (sixteen years ago) link
nah, it was cheeseball!
― max r, Sunday, 7 October 2007 16:20 (sixteen years ago) link
"i promist to try not to use too many cuss words when i talk about you to my therapist."
bleugh
― max r, Sunday, 7 October 2007 16:21 (sixteen years ago) link
Perhaps she was just upset about her inheritance tax she had to pay when her dad died, max.
― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 7 October 2007 16:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Dom OTM.
LJ: Someone upthread said QC was the worst online strip, which is why I linked what I thought was a good (perhaps the best) example of the comic.
Max: That last line wasn't the best in the strip, I'll admit. But -- for an online comic -- I think the emotions and the way they're expressed in QC are surprisingly genuine.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 7 October 2007 16:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Besides, that type of flippant remark fits Faye's character (she routinely uses zings and snide remarks to protect herself).
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 7 October 2007 16:29 (sixteen years ago) link
;_;
― max r, Sunday, 7 October 2007 16:37 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity39.gif
― max r, Sunday, 7 October 2007 16:44 (sixteen years ago) link
Hm. Stay classy!
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 7 October 2007 16:47 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.megagamerz.com/comix/0510/mg051013.jpg
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 7 October 2007 16:54 (sixteen years ago) link
lol
http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity3240.html
― max r, Sunday, 7 October 2007 17:01 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity3241.gif
― max r, Sunday, 7 October 2007 17:02 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah, I don't think of Perry Bible Fellowship as a webcomic at all, since it is run in some alt-weeklies (my local paper being one of the first to pick it up). and it's definitely more ha-ha-funny than the average internet comic, albeit in dry, Far Side-kinda way.
this article is pretty much OTM: http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=2376
― Alex in Baltimore, Sunday, 7 October 2007 18:20 (sixteen years ago) link
yo I hate to be this dude but PBF hasn't been funny for like a year and a half now
awesome art tho
― bernard snowy, Sunday, 7 October 2007 19:39 (sixteen years ago) link
no, you're right. PBF has had a profound drop-off in form recently (well, for about a year). Almost all the earlier stuff is gold.
― Just got offed, Sunday, 7 October 2007 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link
It drives me batty when people expect comics to be funny, that being funny is the sine qua non of comics.
― Casuistry, Sunday, 7 October 2007 19:55 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, yeah. PBF is often brilliant not because it's funny, but because it's utterly devastating. (see: The Shortcut Express, Billy The Bunny etc etc)
― Just got offed, Sunday, 7 October 2007 20:00 (sixteen years ago) link
seriously, though, guys, questionable content is terrible
― river wolf, Sunday, 7 October 2007 21:36 (sixteen years ago) link
God forbid I expect something funny from something called a "comic"
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 7 October 2007 21:45 (sixteen years ago) link
(that's an xxxpost to "It drives me batty when people expect comics to be funny")
YES I WOULD MUCH PREFER THE SAME PIECE OF CLIPART WITH A NON-SEQUITUR AT THE END
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 7 October 2007 21:46 (sixteen years ago) link
And re: Questionable Content, don't expect me to find something "poignant and smart" in something the artist cut and pasted over and over again to achieve the effect of multiple panels.
If you're gonna do the dead dad comic, AT LEAST DRAW THE FUCKING CHARACTER THREE TIMES go they have the illusion of warmth and humanity.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 7 October 2007 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link
*so they have the illusion
I'm not going to relate to your dead-eyed photoshop cut-and-paste jobs no matter how many indie rock bands you put on their t-shirts. Draw something.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 7 October 2007 21:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Amen, grumpy McGroth in that Salon piece. The internet is ruining comics for a generation.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 7 October 2007 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Having checked out Cracked's 8 Funniest Web Comics:
8. Dinosaur Comics - Not funny. It pains me that my friends like this. 7. Penny Arcade - Not funny. More "situations" with no punchline 6. White Ninja comics - Not funny 5. Over-Compensating - Not funny. Just awful, really. 4. Creased Comics - Not funny. "Lol non-sequiturs" 3. Dr. McNinja - Not funny. Fuck you 2. Perry Bible Fellowship - Funny. 1. Achewood - Not funny.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 7 October 2007 22:05 (sixteen years ago) link
RONG
― latebloomer, Sunday, 7 October 2007 22:32 (sixteen years ago) link
http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF201-Toad_Race.gif#187
― latebloomer, Sunday, 7 October 2007 22:37 (sixteen years ago) link
I just looked at a bunch of Jerkcities and I'm not so much baffled as to who would find this repeatedly funny, more what the guy who creates it gets out of it. I suppose it can't take up much of his time, at least
― DJ Mencap, Sunday, 7 October 2007 22:49 (sixteen years ago) link
To each their own. I don't know if the QC author cut-and-pasted those images or not (if you say so, I'll assume he did), but (a) it made no difference to me in terms of that strip's power and (b) upon considering it, I wouldn't want much variation in Faye's expression from panel-to-panel in that strip. Her maintaining that frozen, sad, resigned look is part of the story, it seems to me.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 7 October 2007 22:54 (sixteen years ago) link
There is no way that QC comic is cut and paste, she has different facial expressions and poses ffs.
― Trayce, Sunday, 7 October 2007 23:30 (sixteen years ago) link
― river wolf, Sunday, 7 October 2007 23:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Why do you dislike Questionable Content? I'm not trying to be confrontational (as I said earlier, to each their own); I'm just curious.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 7 October 2007 23:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Not being confrontational:
Personally, I think QC relies way too much on it's own quirkiness.
Take this strip for example:
http://www.questionablecontent.net/comics/985.png
1. It goes out of its way to mention Dinosaur Jr to where it doesn't sound like a piece of real human dialogue 2. The ending is written to feel like a punchline, but there's no actual joke. Just an overall feeling of quirkiness. It's like reading a comic strip that's constantly making quotey fingers at you.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 8 October 2007 00:17 (sixteen years ago) link
Plus I there's way too much dialogue!
The pictures are supposed to tell me story! Yet these huge word balloons are doing all the work.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 8 October 2007 00:19 (sixteen years ago) link
is Get Your War On! still around?
― milo z, Monday, 8 October 2007 00:29 (sixteen years ago) link
that "perioding" thing upthread is reprehensible
― roxymuzak, Monday, 8 October 2007 00:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Personally, I think QC relies way too much on it's own quirkiness. . . . Plus I there's way too much dialogue!
Okay, I get that. I like the D, Jr. reference (although QC can sometimes overdo this sort of stuff) and the packed dialogue, and I'm not upset by the lack of a punchline (a lot of QC's humor relies on the characters just riffing off of a sly line of dialogue, which is very different from a traditional concluding "punchline"), but I now better understand where you're coming from.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 8 October 2007 00:33 (sixteen years ago) link
Worst online comic strip is User Friendly.
Me OTM
Lock thread
― Dan I., Monday, 8 October 2007 01:40 (sixteen years ago) link
those nemis are awesome
― roxymuzak, Monday, 8 October 2007 01:41 (sixteen years ago) link
oh fuck now i remember user friendly :(
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 8 October 2007 03:27 (sixteen years ago) link
http://badwebcomics.blogspot.com/
― CaptainLorax, Monday, 8 October 2007 03:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Wow, user friendly makes that xkcd look pretty okay.
― S-, Monday, 8 October 2007 03:55 (sixteen years ago) link
Good lord. I had no idea the depth of pure comic badness on our Internets.
― libcrypt, Monday, 8 October 2007 04:52 (sixteen years ago) link
riverwolf: if it makes you feel any better, I dont like QC as much as I did reading the first few months worth. It started to get really really samey and I havent read it in ages.
― Trayce, Monday, 8 October 2007 04:54 (sixteen years ago) link
I never liked UserFriendly or Sluggy Frelance. They were the two strips all my linux-lovin, role playin', nerdy Flying Circus recitin' friends loved. Unironically.
― Trayce, Monday, 8 October 2007 04:55 (sixteen years ago) link
I always found Sluggy kind of sweetly charming, it was blatantly nerdy and its longer "serious" plotlines were generally unbearable, but there was something kind of folksy and endearing about the whole operation. Maybe just because it really, REALLY predated the glut of webcomics and its site always (still? haven't checked it in ages) maintained a "Geocities 1996" look. I dunno. It's hard for me to hate a strip like that.
User Friendly was always the pits though. Also, anything in the genre of scrubby black-and-white "dark adventure" stories gives off huge red flags, especially if laden with nerdy or "controversial" material. Eg: Exploitation Now, Everrything Jake, and (by far the worst) MegaTokyo.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 8 October 2007 05:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Being confrontational: the guy who does QC should be in jail
― A B C, Monday, 8 October 2007 05:27 (sixteen years ago) link
megatokto was always o_O
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 8 October 2007 05:32 (sixteen years ago) link
I kind of can't believe both Sluggy Freelance and User Friendly still exist, it seems like they both must have begun to feel hopelessly dated about five months into 1996
― A B C, Monday, 8 October 2007 05:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Whiney G. Weingarten is the Geir Hongro of comic strips.
― Casuistry, Monday, 8 October 2007 06:59 (sixteen years ago) link
ABC is OTM.
― Trayce, Monday, 8 October 2007 07:26 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.shreddedmoose.com/smcomikaze/comics/2007-05-04.jpg
Shredded Moose is an eye-opener
― DJ Mencap, Monday, 8 October 2007 09:02 (sixteen years ago) link
Jude Law kills babies, huh
― That mong guy that's shit, Monday, 8 October 2007 09:10 (sixteen years ago) link
what the fuck
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 8 October 2007 11:32 (sixteen years ago) link
OTM.
― libcrypt, Monday, 8 October 2007 11:41 (sixteen years ago) link
I laughed...
http://www.questionablecontent.net/comics/936.png
-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 8 October 2007 06:32 (Monday, 8 October 2007 06:32)
OTM. Very crepey...
I must admit, though I occasionally binge read QC I don't like it. I don't hate it (it still has one or two characters I like) but I don't like it.
― kv_nol, Monday, 8 October 2007 12:11 (sixteen years ago) link
I still read Sluggy Freelance. The old serious storylines are better than the new serious storylines and I kind of want Oasis dismembered, but I still really like Aylee and Kiki.
― HI DERE, Monday, 8 October 2007 14:07 (sixteen years ago) link
I really like Sluggy Freelance! Puns and pretty good story = ROCK!
― kv_nol, Monday, 8 October 2007 14:14 (sixteen years ago) link
thirded
― sleep, Monday, 8 October 2007 14:21 (sixteen years ago) link
Kv_nol: I might be wrong, but I think that QC strip you posted is by a guest writer/artist. Not that it necessarily matters to your post; just sayin'.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 8 October 2007 14:21 (sixteen years ago) link
i knew a guy who was way into MT, he would always talk at length about the characters and i was just like what the fuck dude stop
― sleep, Monday, 8 October 2007 14:22 (sixteen years ago) link
That doesn't really help the defenders of QC Daniel, Esq! I do like Something Positive a lot of the time though so I feel less bad laughing (xpost)
― kv_nol, Monday, 8 October 2007 14:31 (sixteen years ago) link
That doesn't really help the defenders of QC Daniel, Esq!
Fair enough. If, however, someone finds that strip either offensive or too flippant -- as they might, in light of the serious storyline behind it -- I'm only suggesting that the QC author isn't responsible for it (although I suppose he might have blessed it before it was released).
I do like Something Positive a lot of the time though so I feel less bad laughing (xpost)
Is the guest writer of that strip the author of Something Positive?
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 8 October 2007 14:50 (sixteen years ago) link
I believe that it is, yes.
― kv_nol, Monday, 8 October 2007 14:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Daniel, QC author's comment:
For those of you unfamiliar with Randy's work over at Something Positive and/or those offended by today's comic, I have a tidbit: I thought it ws completely hilarious. I love it when people play rough with my characters!
Anyway, S*P is an excellent comic all around, and I highly recommend it. Especially if you liked today's guest strip. Oh man I am giggling even now. Randy has encouraged any offended readers to send hatemail to rkm0001 at gmail dot com. I can only hope he will share the cream of the crop with me.
― kv_nol, Monday, 8 October 2007 14:55 (sixteen years ago) link
-- sleep, Monday, October 8, 2007 10:22 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
lol u went 2 nerd skoole
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 8 October 2007 16:14 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.theaterhopper.com/vault/040802.jpg
I fucking hate it when stand-up comedians do this shit. "Hey, do you ever wonder what it'd be like if..."
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 16:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Hummer drivers drive like this...
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 16:57 (sixteen years ago) link
Only people who can't cook get takeaways, well observed
― DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 18:21 (sixteen years ago) link
What is it with internet people making fun of people who drink diet soda?
Does this guy actually think there are people that believe diet soda speeds up their metabolisms? (As opposed to just satiating a soda craving without the 160 corn syrup calories)
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 18:50 (sixteen years ago) link
the calories are the least bad part of soda
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 18:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Usually becomes it signals an impending impersonation of Robert De Niro doing the washing up, or something.
― accentmonkey, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 18:56 (sixteen years ago) link
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 19:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Especially for tubby up there.
-- Dom Passantino
^ yes
altho it is just as vulnerable to having one strip taken out of context and being made to look lame as any one of the other genuinely shitty comics on this thread.
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 19:37 (sixteen years ago) link
also when i find myself laughing at mr tusks and batman i do wonder if i'm not just gonna be laughing at digitiser the rest of my life.
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 19:40 (sixteen years ago) link
anyway ive been reading achewood today and have concluded that it's okay. yall could have just told me pat's estranged gay dad was simon reynolds earlier, that was a dealbreaker
i like married to the sea too but it was SO WACK last month. i think it's recovered now though.
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 19:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Hummer drivers have no blood flow to their genitals, a malady for which a pill was created years ago. Those guys!
― Abbott, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link
yall could have just told me pat's estranged gay dad was simon reynolds earlier, that was a dealbreaker
I noted this in the suck-uppy Achewood thread
― DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link
oh ok i got about a quarter of the way into the suck uppy thread the other day but it made me wanna punch babies so i quit
kudos anyway dj mencap
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 21:52 (sixteen years ago) link
hahaha
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 21:54 (sixteen years ago) link
http://xkcd.com/327/
ok this one was ok
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 19:28 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^ban
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm glad I don't understand that.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 19:34 (sixteen years ago) link
SQL jokes ftw or something
― Jarlrmai, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 19:37 (sixteen years ago) link
wow I hate that comic
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 19:40 (sixteen years ago) link
It's funny how the idea of Cat & Girl being the worst just melted away isn't it.
I just read about 20 Shredded Moose strips, seriously nothing else being talked about here is even coming close to its depths
― DJ Mencap, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link
I did chuckle at that latest xkcd strip. I fear I am lost.
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link
It was a cheap yuk and I felt unhappy about it afterwards.
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:43 (sixteen years ago) link
that was an xpost, HI DERE otm
I admit I chuckled :D
― Trayce, Thursday, 11 October 2007 01:58 (sixteen years ago) link
And thats about the extent of my SQL knowledge anyway so wtf.
― Trayce, Thursday, 11 October 2007 02:00 (sixteen years ago) link
Please to explain joke to normals
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 11 October 2007 04:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Okay why anyone ever complain abt Achewood's draw-rings when this insult affronts me.
― Abbott, Thursday, 11 October 2007 04:13 (sixteen years ago) link
I've taken to being SCANDALIZED by minor offenses. Is this c, d, or Alex in NYC?
― Abbott, Thursday, 11 October 2007 04:15 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/100907.jpg
Lock thread.
― milo z, Thursday, 11 October 2007 04:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Fotoshop Phunnies
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 11 October 2007 04:45 (sixteen years ago) link
Is her IV drip tattling on her in panel three?
― Abbott, Thursday, 11 October 2007 04:46 (sixteen years ago) link
JW is right about the diet coke btw
― J0hn D., Thursday, 11 October 2007 05:13 (sixteen years ago) link
holy hell, every one of these comics posted in this thread are *terrible* it makes the normal sunday newspaper comics seem like dostoevsky in comparison
― the sir weeze, Thursday, 11 October 2007 12:24 (sixteen years ago) link
JW is right about the diet coke btw-- J0hn D., Thursday, 11 October 2007 05:13 (14 hours ago) Link
-- J0hn D., Thursday, 11 October 2007 05:13 (14 hours ago) Link
Even if he's right, that's clearly not the point the strip was making.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 11 October 2007 20:05 (sixteen years ago) link
And he's not right.
http://www.coxandforkum.com/archives/07.09.13.BombSights-X.gif
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 11 October 2007 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link
you just know that the angsty girl in questionable content is the nerdy author's fantasy girlfriend.
― max r, Thursday, 11 October 2007 22:21 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.overcompensating.com/comics/20071008.png
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 12 October 2007 22:41 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.overcompensating.com/comics/20071010.png
http://www.overcompensating.com/comics/20070430.png
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 12 October 2007 22:42 (sixteen years ago) link
jeez dom i may be spannered but that is nothing short of diabolical. nice find, but never inflict it upon us again.
― Just got offed, Friday, 12 October 2007 22:45 (sixteen years ago) link
Hey now, wigu was kind of cute. I don't know if it's going on still. Can't be bothered to check, ditto Goats.
― kv_nol, Monday, 15 October 2007 09:52 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.myextralife.com/strips/9-23-01.gif
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 19 October 2007 21:42 (sixteen years ago) link
SAYTOWN REPRESENT
DEZA BITCH
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 19 October 2007 21:56 (sixteen years ago) link
I['m sure I was reading a 'best' version of this thread yesterday, but I can't find it now!
Anyone help?
― mei, Thursday, 25 October 2007 13:38 (sixteen years ago) link
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/nostalgia.png
KILL.
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 26 October 2007 12:11 (sixteen years ago) link
the first strip on this thread is one of the worst things ever
(nb have not read whole thread)
― impudent harlot, Friday, 26 October 2007 12:30 (sixteen years ago) link
http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/10/31/0328239&from=rss
lolo
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 16:54 (sixteen years ago) link
"Howard Tayler, the webcomic artist of Schlock Mercenary fame
FAME!!
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 16:56 (sixteen years ago) link
new low at questionable content today.
― 31g, Thursday, 1 November 2007 05:10 (sixteen years ago) link
haw
― electricsound, Thursday, 1 November 2007 05:18 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff307/classwarpanda/justice-1.jpg
― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 November 2007 21:22 (sixteen years ago) link
http://cartoonme.net/~dave/archive/comic/20071213.jpg
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 17 December 2007 23:52 (sixteen years ago) link
Have a joyful honica, everyone!
― Øystein, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 14:47 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.overcompensating.com/comics/assault.png
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 14:49 (sixteen years ago) link
David Buist, eh? The name reminds me of something. As does the strip, funnily enough.
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00354/david_busst_manutd__354272a.jpg
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 14:57 (sixteen years ago) link
http://sinfest.net/comikaze/comics/2007-12-30.gif
This certainly makes you think.
― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 30 December 2007 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link
That black and white one wins
― robertwolf8080, Sunday, 30 December 2007 20:24 (sixteen years ago) link
That last one isn't that bad. Maybe I've become all corny in my post-Christmas snuggliness. Plenty of the earlier ones are far, far worse, and indeed devoid of any positive value. I agree that it's making a somewhat unnecessary point in a thoroughly unsubtle manner, but it has quite a few likeable details. Panels 11 to 13 are shite and kinda ruin it, I'll give you that. But the anti-love minions in bikinis portray beautifully the hypocrisy of the pro-abstinence and anti-premarital bible basher movements.
― Just got offed, Sunday, 30 December 2007 21:07 (sixteen years ago) link
Spent the afternoon trying to come up with for pitches for a fetish mag. No matter what I came up with and typed into Google, every single fetish came up with a link to the xkcd forums with one of the fans of that comic going "Yeah, that's hot, wish someone would do that to me".
― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 13 January 2008 18:26 (sixteen years ago) link
VG Cats
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/080108.jpg
― Mr. Goodman, Sunday, 13 January 2008 19:45 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.mitchclem.com/nothingnice/comics/20020614.gif
Mitch Clem does in fact win.
― DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 16:29 (sixteen years ago) link
(I don't)
― DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 16:30 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.feartheboot.com/comic/images/strips/044.jpg
― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 16 February 2008 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.druglordcomics.com/images/corduroyninja/cn055.jpg
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 22 February 2008 00:57 (sixteen years ago) link
http://stickfiggers.com/img/comic/9.gif
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 22:17 (sixteen years ago) link
my first encounter with xkcd!
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/important_life_lesson.png
― J0rdan S., Monday, 31 March 2008 08:15 (sixteen years ago) link
>_<
― J0rdan S., Monday, 31 March 2008 08:16 (sixteen years ago) link
gotta go with totally not vegan
― chaki, Monday, 31 March 2008 08:21 (sixteen years ago) link
Like the dude from xkcd has ever gotten laid.
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 31 March 2008 08:31 (sixteen years ago) link
theoretical comic
― deej, Monday, 31 March 2008 08:34 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh fuck I did NOT just need to see stick figure cunnilingus.
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 31 March 2008 08:35 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Dom Passantino, Sunday, 13 January 2008 18:26 (2 months ago) Bookmark Link
― Raw Patrick, Monday, 31 March 2008 09:48 (sixteen years ago) link
thank you metafilter for introducing me to belgian humour
― DG, Thursday, 17 April 2008 15:22 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.zoitz.com/comics/pageviewhigh.png
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 18 April 2008 23:16 (sixteen years ago) link
ha?
― latebloomer, Friday, 18 April 2008 23:18 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/9734/kawaiinotstrip157de0.gif
― libcrypt, Saturday, 19 April 2008 02:49 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/3358/kawaiinotstrip152gf1.gif
― libcrypt, Saturday, 19 April 2008 02:52 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/2788/imageuploadimagegw8.jpg
― libcrypt, Saturday, 19 April 2008 03:10 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/20060218.jpg
― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 25 May 2008 11:08 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.patriotart.com/weekly/patriot_art.jpg
http://home.earthlink.net/~wrmbero/assets/images/_over.jpeg
http://www.kiddmillennium.com/images/480_kidd_false_prohets.jpg
And here's one that isn't safe for work or home or any living thing.
― Deric W. Haircare, Sunday, 25 May 2008 14:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Madre de Dios
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 25 May 2008 14:10 (fifteen years ago) link
http://hijinksensue.com/comics/2008-03-31-matrix-browsers.jpg
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 16 June 2008 20:16 (fifteen years ago) link
hands
― libcrypt, Monday, 16 June 2008 20:26 (fifteen years ago) link
www.yehudamoon.com
^^^^ awful
― gbx, Monday, 16 June 2008 21:02 (fifteen years ago) link
Yehuda Moon is just plain bad -- at least the artist has his own style -- but the madgoblin guy mentioned above is simply off the charts in terms of inducing eyeball-wrenching fury: http://madgoblin.comicgenesis.com/
― libcrypt, Monday, 16 June 2008 23:21 (fifteen years ago) link
i'm not clicking on that again
― DG, Monday, 16 June 2008 23:23 (fifteen years ago) link
http://arcadeafterdark.com/images2/jr%20critic%20monsters1.jpg
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Thursday, 10 July 2008 12:26 (fifteen years ago) link
boob tune thing is deep level
― blueski, Thursday, 10 July 2008 12:28 (fifteen years ago) link
I need to stop clicking on this thread before I die of rage
― MPx4A, Thursday, 10 July 2008 13:53 (fifteen years ago) link
page one
― libcrypt, Thursday, 10 July 2008 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link
http://bigeyedeer.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/graf.gif?w=500&h=402
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 14:26 (fifteen years ago) link
I think that CTRL+ALT+DEL one really takes the cake. it's the bold font on all the 'laugh lines' that does it.
― some dude, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 14:49 (fifteen years ago) link
tHAT's exactly what the world needed: unfunny New Yorker online knock-off's.
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 15:24 (fifteen years ago) link
this is on the frontpage of mitchclem http://www.mitchclem.com/graphics/wwhrd-girlfit.gif
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 15:36 (fifteen years ago) link
and this http://www.mitchclem.com/graphics/NN2Scover-small.gif
finally, a furry character that speaks to ME!!!!
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 15:37 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.mitchclem.com/graphics/wwhrd-girlfit.gif
^^^would wreck this
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 15:39 (fifteen years ago) link
she looks like a dude, bruv
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 15:41 (fifteen years ago) link
http://hijinksensue.com/comics/2008-07-09-concert-commercials.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 19:34 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.crispygamer.com/_img/comics/ding/Ding-2008-07-15___Selected.jpg
― stevie, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 13:08 (fifteen years ago) link
If that means she's hot, then, seconded.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 14:10 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/5416/imageuploadimageqs2.png
― Tetragram for Holding Back (libcrypt), Sunday, 5 October 2008 18:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Gonna have a stab in the dark here and guess that Lisa Faires is a brunette.
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Sunday, 5 October 2008 18:26 (fifteen years ago) link
― Brosef Stalin (latebloomer), Sunday, 5 October 2008 22:03 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/1742/imageuploadimageei7.jpg
― LATIN CAPITAL LETTER LJ (libcrypt), Saturday, 11 October 2008 05:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Does the Jesus comic imply the two girls who die weren't actually hers because they have blonde hair?
― Tuomas, Saturday, 11 October 2008 23:47 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh wait, that only happens to guys.
I should go to sleep.
― Tuomas, Saturday, 11 October 2008 23:48 (fifteen years ago) link
From March upthread:
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b356/olem/pew.gif
― anatol_merklich, Sunday, 12 October 2008 08:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Dont't get it?
― Tuomas, Monday, 13 October 2008 09:57 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.questionablecontent.net/comics/1149.png
^^^this came up in the Google Reader "shared" settings of some dude I met once three years ago who has for some reason chosen to share his favourite blog posts with me.
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 17 October 2008 00:46 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.maxinegreen.co.uk/jnt/toons/Toon08-134Sm.jpghttp://www.maxinegreen.co.uk/jnt/toons/Toon08-053Sm.jpghttp://www.maxinegreen.co.uk/jnt/toons/Toon08-068Sm.jpg
Cower in slightly sarcastic fear! The Chaosbunny is an artist by trade, geek by inclination and full-time embodiment of entropy by nature. She has no intention whatsoever of growing up, but fully intends to take over the world.Chaosbunnies thrive on a steady diet of polka dots, tea, cuddles and intellectual discussion.Jim and Tonic is an autobiographical web comic by Maxine Green that's been described as cute, geeky, quirky and silly, and occasionally poignant. If you're a fan of xkcd or The Devil's Panties you'll probably enjoy the humour.
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 6 November 2008 00:25 (fifteen years ago) link
man, this thread is even more masochistic than the batshit rightwing cartoon one
― WHALE WARS (jabba hands), Thursday, 6 November 2008 00:30 (fifteen years ago) link
seriously would like the 30 secs of my life that it took to look at those 3 strips back
― WHALE WARS (jabba hands), Thursday, 6 November 2008 00:31 (fifteen years ago) link
fuck me that's bad
― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Thursday, 6 November 2008 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 17 June 2007 03:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
ahead of his time
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 6 November 2008 01:19 (fifteen years ago) link
thankku
― Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Thursday, 6 November 2008 01:44 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.daniellecorsetto.com/images/gws/GWS597.jpghttp://www.daniellecorsetto.com/images/gws/GWS594.jpg
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 17 November 2008 15:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Women!
at least!
― Mark G, Monday, 17 November 2008 15:12 (fifteen years ago) link
those chaosbunnies are wowbad
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Monday, 17 November 2008 15:14 (fifteen years ago) link
so yeah I hear CTRL ALT DELETE did a miscarriage storyline
― Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Monday, 17 November 2008 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/20080602.jpg
― Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Monday, 17 November 2008 15:20 (fifteen years ago) link
lol!
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 17 November 2008 15:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Third panel caption: "ok well im super drunk right now after playing bass in an awesome metal show and i have a hot chick waiting for me in my bed so ill say this"
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 17 November 2008 15:22 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/20080606.jpg
― Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Monday, 17 November 2008 15:24 (fifteen years ago) link
^ that is like really emotional, that is almost as emotional as that video game Braid
Bitch wouldn't have miscarried if she used Linux/bought a Wii/filled in an online petition to bring back Firefly (delete as applicable)
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 17 November 2008 15:25 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/1271/cadawesomehu5.jpg
― Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Monday, 17 November 2008 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link
it's like the treatment for a judd apatow movie
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 17 November 2008 15:27 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/2439/luigicad1sl5.jpg
― Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Monday, 17 November 2008 15:27 (fifteen years ago) link
i didn't realize the internet could be so beautiful
― Rolling draadje (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 17 November 2008 15:27 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/8909/1212719364682tz2.jpg
― Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Monday, 17 November 2008 15:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Add a Post
and say what?
― Mark G, Monday, 17 November 2008 15:29 (fifteen years ago) link
looooooooool
― the dan glickman from the hilarious motion picture association of america (max), Monday, 17 November 2008 15:32 (fifteen years ago) link
Where are you getting these 'shops from? I need to pay homage.
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 17 November 2008 15:34 (fifteen years ago) link
I don't know, somebody just posted on a Villa forum about there having been a miscarriage plotline in a webcomic and also posted the parodies for balance
― Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Monday, 17 November 2008 15:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Tim Buckley was better in his Starsailor days I think.
― Enrique (Raw Patrick), Monday, 17 November 2008 15:35 (fifteen years ago) link
LOL
― hyperspace situation (gbx), Monday, 17 November 2008 15:38 (fifteen years ago) link
also what the hell is wrong with his hair
that last one is brilliant
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Monday, 17 November 2008 15:39 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/9581/36tv6.jpg
uh
― Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Monday, 17 November 2008 15:43 (fifteen years ago) link
uh indeed
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Monday, 17 November 2008 15:48 (fifteen years ago) link
sweet jesus ctrl alt delete
― what U cry 4 (jim), Monday, 17 November 2008 15:49 (fifteen years ago) link
is that a parody of the previous comic or something else?
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 17 November 2008 15:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Tim B^Uckley heh
― open the BLOOD gates! (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 17 November 2008 15:52 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/4636/20060107jc5.jpg
Ok apparently somebody made a thing where it takes a random strip but automatically replaces the last panel with miscarriage
― Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Monday, 17 November 2008 15:53 (fifteen years ago) link
I sense there's a garfield one.
(No need to confirm)
― Mark G, Monday, 17 November 2008 15:54 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/3659/20030604zk3.jpg
― Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Monday, 17 November 2008 15:54 (fifteen years ago) link
― hyperspace situation (gbx), Monday, November 17, 2008 10:38 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I'm pretty sure IRL it'd look like this:
http://www.vivianreed.net/BMW/media/rider07.jpg
― The hardman from the hilarious 'ilx' admin log (some dude), Monday, 17 November 2008 15:57 (fifteen years ago) link
lol his name is ethan?
― The hardman from the hilarious 'ilx' admin log (some dude), Monday, 17 November 2008 15:58 (fifteen years ago) link
not enough sideburn
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Monday, 17 November 2008 15:58 (fifteen years ago) link
"Aww Ethan, I feel the same way. I really like hanging out with you"
^^^this meant to be deej?
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 17 November 2008 15:59 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/20080602.jpghttp://i11.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gif
― slap bass: the ungentle art (stevie), Monday, 17 November 2008 17:07 (fifteen years ago) link
What board is doing the parodies? Those are epic.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 17 November 2008 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y148/Juror8/20080602.jpg
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 17 November 2008 17:23 (fifteen years ago) link
lmao
― eman, Monday, 17 November 2008 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link
I was going to do Stevie's gag but it was taking too long to find Osama gif
― The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Monday, 17 November 2008 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link
that rightwing cartoonists page takes forever to load now, i'll grant you.
― slap bass: the ungentle art (stevie), Monday, 17 November 2008 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Any attempt to answer "What's the worst online _______________?" only leads to tears of tedium. Watch out!
― HI, YOUR BAND! (Mackro Mackro), Monday, 17 November 2008 18:12 (fifteen years ago) link
good luck ilx
apparently the guy that writes this is some kind of jock/wrongcock who spends all his time removing criticism of his terrible work from Wikipedia and sent a picture of his penis to an underage girl
it is unclear whether this caused the girl to miscarry
― Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Monday, 17 November 2008 18:25 (fifteen years ago) link
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:HEAUGE.jpg
not sure if direct linking that would be a terrible idea
― Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Monday, 17 November 2008 18:58 (fifteen years ago) link
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Let-down-softwise.jpg
― Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Monday, 17 November 2008 18:59 (fifteen years ago) link
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/37/111815664_ae1ef2fad3.jpg?v=0
― eman, Monday, 17 November 2008 19:08 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.absath.com/?p=251
― eman, Monday, 17 November 2008 19:09 (fifteen years ago) link
someone needs to make a gif of that pic and him and his GF where she slowly disappears until only her smile is left.
― Rolling draadje (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 17 November 2008 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link
first 'and' = 'of'
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/8/8a/Plugandplay.jpg
― eman, Monday, 17 November 2008 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link
LMFAO
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 17 November 2008 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link
I hope these photoshops keep coming all day
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/CTRL_ALT_Delete#CADbortion_Comic_Shops
― Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Monday, 17 November 2008 19:20 (fifteen years ago) link
that page is crazy
"Also, in case you didn't know, because they almost never talk about it, she had a miscarriage. ...It's highly likely that Fuckley simply did not know how to draw a human child, even with a CADface, and gave up on it."
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Monday, 17 November 2008 19:38 (fifteen years ago) link
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/75/YIPYIPYIP.jpghttp://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/fe/CAD_miscarriage_stare.jpg
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 17 November 2008 22:27 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i32.tinypic.com/2jeo40g.jpg
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 17 November 2008 22:31 (fifteen years ago) link
And I forgot how much I heart Cyanide and Happiness:
http://elitepicturehost.com/up_imgs/img_e26e2940b804d3faf06d562174e29a2a.png
(the final panel is a direct quote from the CAD guy)
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 17 November 2008 22:34 (fifteen years ago) link
It must suck to have 10,000 nerds gang up on you.
― Lower GI Joe (libcrypt), Monday, 17 November 2008 22:59 (fifteen years ago) link
http://johnnyr.com/images/ncp2008-11-17.gif
http://johnnyr.com/images/ncp2008-10-06.gif
http://johnnyr.com/images/ncp2008-07-21.gif
― stone cold all time hall of fame classics (internet person), Monday, 17 November 2008 23:18 (fifteen years ago) link
is that John Fardell
― Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Monday, 17 November 2008 23:34 (fifteen years ago) link
I think you meant to place the Johnny Ryans in the "best online comic strip" thread
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 17 November 2008 23:52 (fifteen years ago) link
dave borg is roflicious
― slap bass: the ungentle art (stevie), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 00:04 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^ comics up there just now = AWESOME not dud.
― Lower GI Joe (libcrypt), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 00:44 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah, johnny ryan is awesome.
― what U cry 4 (jim), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 00:46 (fifteen years ago) link
now to blog about about important issues facing the rat jizz puddle community
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 01:02 (fifteen years ago) link
FWIW, Johnny is a real deal comic book dude published by Fantagraphics, not some dude photoshopping video game names into word bubbles.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 01:07 (fifteen years ago) link
http://johnnyr.com/images/ncp2008-09-01.gif
― stone cold all time hall of fame classics (internet person), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 01:11 (fifteen years ago) link
true, but that "new character parade" series is just stuck up on his site every week, so it is technically a web comic.
― stone cold all time hall of fame classics (internet person), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 01:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, I like these comics. All that other nerd crap on here sucks shit
― burt_stanton, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 01:13 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i34.tinypic.com/1z72zww.jpg
― stone cold all time hall of fame classics (internet person), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 01:50 (fifteen years ago) link
personal fave:
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/3/36/ABORT-origional.jpg/474px-ABORT-origional.jpg
― The hardman from the hilarious 'ilx' admin log (some dude), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 02:14 (fifteen years ago) link
ethan
― lupe fiasco from the hilarious lupe fiasco albums (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 02:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Why doesn't ILX have a page on Encyclopedia Dramatica?
― Mordy, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 02:36 (fifteen years ago) link
not funny, entertaining or interesting enough
― ಥ﹏ಥ (cankles), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 02:43 (fifteen years ago) link
BCO, now we're talking
― burt_stanton, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 02:46 (fifteen years ago) link
u guys dont get it
― ಥ﹏ಥ (cankles), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 02:48 (fifteen years ago) link
our trolls don't rate
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 03:20 (fifteen years ago) link
http://cp-journalcomic.livejournal.com/
I honestly can't find a single joke in these.
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 27 November 2008 17:45 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/christopherpphoto/comics/aaaaastickbutt.jpg
o rly
― өөө (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 27 November 2008 18:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Guys, I've been making my own strips lately, but every time I read this thread, it makes me go back and reconsider.
― өөө (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 27 November 2008 18:27 (fifteen years ago) link
It's better to take a chance on making a bad strip and risk a critical pounding than not to do anything at all. I mean, at the end of the day, you can at least say you did this thing even if it's not brilliant, whereas critics don't have anything to point to. Also, seeing tons of bad strips will help you not to fall into common traps, so if yr strip sucks, at least it will suck in the knowledge of suckitude.
― sheepie (libcrypt), Thursday, 27 November 2008 18:37 (fifteen years ago) link
I like the one that tells you how to find the centre of a circle, I didn't know that! The explanation seems pretty clear tbh?
― Gravel Puzzleworth, Thursday, 27 November 2008 18:41 (fifteen years ago) link
I think the main trap that so many of these online guys, as well as Lynn Johnston of For Better or For Worse, fall into is thinking that something haha in real life is going to be haha on the drawing board once they get all the borders connected.
In Dom's link above, there's one of the guy's baby going "dada" at some old man. Yeah, that happens and it's funny at the time, but it doesn't translate in any fashion to being funny as a comic strip.
I mean, unless that guy's drawing strips just for his family members and they all know him and his kid.
― өөө (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 27 November 2008 19:06 (fifteen years ago) link
It's better to take a chance on making a bad strip and risk a critical pounding than not to do anything at all.
there is no way this is OTM
― uәʇɹɐƃu!әʍ ˙ƃ ʎәu!Ⴁʍ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 27 November 2008 19:08 (fifteen years ago) link
Like its ALWAYS cool to have a shitty comic strip or a shitty band for fun. Dut don't start pushing them on friends and family and the internet like they are good and deserve attention.
― uәʇɹɐƃu!әʍ ˙ƃ ʎәu!Ⴁʍ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 27 November 2008 19:10 (fifteen years ago) link
Also, livejournal comic tubby guy has some pretty epic threads on BCO dedicated to his shitty comic.
― uәʇɹɐƃu!әʍ ˙ƃ ʎәu!Ⴁʍ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 27 November 2008 19:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh, critical beatdowns aren't stopping me from drawing anything. I guess that I'm saying it's just as important to spend time looking at really bad comics as it is learning from really good cartoonists.
It's like making fun of some shitty cover band and then spending the next day just playing the bass riff to "Godzilla" over and over.
― өөө (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 27 November 2008 19:24 (fifteen years ago) link
I think the main rules from these cartoons are:
1) Try to have actual proper jokes2) If you're going to bother with characterisation, bother with characterisation. Don't just give one of your guys cancer FOR DEPTH3) Don't write yourself4) Don't write a sockpuppet black/female/gay character to give some "insight" to your views5) Don't mention sci-fi. At all.
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 27 November 2008 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Or do all those things and prepare for message board snark.
― Neil S, Thursday, 27 November 2008 19:33 (fifteen years ago) link
I once wrote a letter to Peter Bagge saying I live in Minneapolis though I know you don't like it, and he wrote back politely saying, uh, it was my character who didn't like Minneapolis.
― өөө (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 27 November 2008 19:35 (fifteen years ago) link
It's OK not to have jokes, but you've got to have something else to become the content.
― sheepie (libcrypt), Thursday, 27 November 2008 20:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah I was about to say, is it really neccesary for comics to be funny all the time? What are we, twelve?
― Trayce, Thursday, 27 November 2008 23:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Comics, no. Three panel web cartoons that have no artist values on the drawing at all so they live and die by the zingy text, yes.
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 27 November 2008 23:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Fair point.
― Trayce, Thursday, 27 November 2008 23:25 (fifteen years ago) link
also, if you can't draw and just do photoshop and clip art shit fuck you
― uәʇɹɐƃu!әʍ ˙ƃ ʎәu!Ⴁʍ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 28 November 2008 03:48 (fifteen years ago) link
any artist that photoshops from old strips and doesn't draw each panel individually can simply get fucked.
― uәʇɹɐƃu!әʍ ˙ƃ ʎәu!Ⴁʍ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 28 November 2008 03:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Even Aaron MacGruder wouldn't do that with his "Grampa watches TV" strips.
― өөө (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 28 November 2008 04:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Is it OK to use Illustrator then?
― sheepie (libcrypt), Saturday, 29 November 2008 00:53 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i36.tinypic.com/24zypfr.jpg
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 18:16 (fifteen years ago) link
that might be the worst
― country matters, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 18:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Thank goodness he didn't use the word "nigger". Otherwise, that caricature of the cross-eyed b-boy who doesn't know what Green Day is would have been racist.
― өөө (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 18:22 (fifteen years ago) link
two ppl had to collaborate on that
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 18:27 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah but Chug does all the real work, Shadow is just a colorist
― nutz in a good way, aka bustin (some dude), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 18:32 (fifteen years ago) link
I think that could go in the "batshit right wing cartoonist" thread.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 18:43 (fifteen years ago) link
http://whatthehellpeople.wordpress.com/2008/09/16/e-paper-tigers/
Don't forget: Electronic Tigers and Right Left Center
http://whatthehellpeople.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/totallynotlikemegatokyo.jpg
One comic is ostensibly the political one and the other just about 4 guys and their fapworthy token female friend, except that as usual, the two strips tend to bleed into each other
― Brotherhood of Stealing Shit to Sell to Trader Caravans (kingfish), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 18:57 (fifteen years ago) link
looks like shadow and chug are at it again
― burt_stanton, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link
I"ve been saying for years, chug really needs to ditch shadow and go solo. then you'll see the potential i see in these comics.
― burt_stanton, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link
i saw the same joke in family circus a few weeks ago.
― billstevejim, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 19:34 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/8393/30405827450591773f7d144fk4.png
― ciderpress, Thursday, 4 December 2008 23:30 (fifteen years ago) link
i'm still convinced that power-up comics is a parody of rubbish gamer web comics in general. if i'm right, then it is truly a work of comedy genius.
― mensrightsguy (internet person), Thursday, 4 December 2008 23:47 (fifteen years ago) link
i mean, come on:
http://comics.drunkduck.com/Powerup_Comics/pages/03f2a4abd500fb1029c655eaa0a7c45e.png
― mensrightsguy (internet person), Thursday, 4 December 2008 23:49 (fifteen years ago) link
how many times do I have to post the link to megagamerz 3l33T on these boards
― El Tomboto, Friday, 5 December 2008 00:42 (fifteen years ago) link
6
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 5 December 2008 00:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah I was gonna say, uh isnt the hoax/parody well known by now?
― Trayce, Friday, 5 December 2008 00:47 (fifteen years ago) link
I didn't like how the author attempted comic-relief at the end of the strip (I think it's kind of a cop-out), but strips like this, and this storyline in particular are what prompt me to regularly read Questionable Content.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 24 December 2009 16:23 (fourteen years ago) link
http://backecto22.tripod.com/puke.jpg
― ┌∩┐┌∩┐┌∩┐ are smoking grass (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 24 December 2009 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link
questionable indeed.
― j/k and the fa™an (s1ocki), Thursday, 24 December 2009 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 24 December 2009 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link
http://cdn.cad-comic.com/comics/397727694c11792gd2i0a3178872.jpg
― http://tinyurl.com/vrrr0000m (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 23 September 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link
http://media.drunkduck.com.s3.amazonaws.com/users%2FShadowGamer%2Fcomics%2FPowerup_Comics%2Fweb%2F00739719.jpg
― Bad Company's Drummer's Daughter (stevie), Saturday, 28 April 2012 17:46 (twelve years ago) link
http://media.drunkduck.com.s3.amazonaws.com/users%2FShadowGamer%2Fcomics%2FPowerup_Comics%2Fweb%2F00737285.jpgChug's Decision
ShadowGamer on Aug. 21, 2010
This should help explain how me and Chug are disagreeing right now.
― Bad Company's Drummer's Daughter (stevie), Saturday, 28 April 2012 17:47 (twelve years ago) link
If a person IRL asked me if I read Questionable Content I'd probably just start walking in the other direction
― suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 28 April 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago) link
so hilarious to me that many of our Worst And Most Hated Webcomics not only are no longer publishing, but that the entire archive of, say, shreddedmoose no longer exists anywhere on the web. Shadow & Chug's dissolution seems particularly bathetic.
― Bad Company's Drummer's Daughter (stevie), Saturday, 28 April 2012 18:12 (twelve years ago) link
http://olivil.imgur.com/
― the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Saturday, 28 April 2012 18:27 (twelve years ago) link
http://gifs.gifbin.com/052012/1337623423_will_smith_slaps_reporter_for_trying_to_kiss_him.gif
tbf, this comic gets funnier with every passing year.
― pplains, Monday, 28 May 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link
i can't even work out what's going on there. my best guess wd be so painful that i can't believe it's true.
― Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 May 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/bel_air.png
there's a rhythmic jolt between the 3rd and 4th panels that makes it impossible to rap these lines properly. it would work if it were "so kick back relax, let me put on some Adele for ya/ and tell you why I'm running for the town of Philadelphia," but as it is, you'd either have to throw your rhythm totally off or insert an awkward extra beat between "ya" and "while". c'mon, Randall Patrick Munroe, sort it out!
― barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Monday, 28 May 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link
The first is just "Linux users think they're all that"
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 30 July 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link
How is this not Billy the Heretic, come on folkshttp://www.billytheheretic.com/
― frogbs, Monday, 30 July 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.billytheheretic.com/pages/images/bandaid.jpg
― frogbs, Monday, 30 July 2012 19:13 (eleven years ago) link
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh that is super offensive and horrible, basically NSFW. Has that strip made it into the Batshit Right-Wing Cartoons series yet?
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 30 July 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link
don't give that guy the pageviews imo
― mississippi joan hart (crüt), Monday, 30 July 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link
wtf yeah thats terrible.
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 30 July 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link
lol wtf omg
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/072812.jpg
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 30 July 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link
day by day: never coherent, never funny.
― Call Surgeon General C. Everett Koop. Poo-poo-pa-doop. (stevie), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 00:23 (eleven years ago) link
the Questionable Content guy has a kickstarter
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/168734274/permanence-the-new-album-by-deathmle
$121,797pledged of $9,500 goal
― Number None, Monday, 9 September 2013 19:01 (ten years ago) link
fuck him and his misuse of the ø!
― Øystein, Monday, 9 September 2013 19:06 (ten years ago) link
'it is an instrumental heavy metal style of band'
― sleepingbag, Monday, 9 September 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link
exact quote from a musician talking about his own music
― sleepingbag, Monday, 9 September 2013 19:14 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/VRZH0kC.png
http://i.imgur.com/haayPpT.png
http://i.imgur.com/HHwLJBh.png
http://i.imgur.com/as78Yf8.png
http://i.imgur.com/JwAJUnH.png
http://i.imgur.com/MVr9Uil.png
http://i.imgur.com/m8rkTSm.png
http://i.imgur.com/QCRfYIj.png
― pplains, Sunday, 22 November 2015 19:11 (eight years ago) link
woah questionable content is still going. i remember occasionally reading it (dunno why) and thinking it had run out of steam like ten years ago
― Merdeyeux, Sunday, 22 November 2015 20:40 (eight years ago) link
hoo boy.
https://i.imgur.com/lynBI0O.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 5 May 2018 16:08 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/xqtneIG.jpg