the stella vine jose mourinho painting

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rip big man

-- r|t|c, Thursday, September 20, 2007 11:05 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Stella Vine should really be taken outside and shot

-- Dom Passantino, Thursday, September 20, 2007 11:05 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

ur mad, that's the greatest painting of all time

-- r|t|c, Thursday, September 20, 2007 11:06 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

r|t|can't judge art, morelike

-- Dom Passantino, Thursday, September 20, 2007 11:09 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Poll Results

Option	Votes
BEST EVAR	9
agree w/ passantino	7
it's the thread that had to be made	3

― r|t|c, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:22 (sixteen years ago) link

I think we have less than ten minutes before Suzy's CELEB ANECODTES4U turns up in this thread

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:26 (sixteen years ago) link

I am very, very distantly related to SV. My Uncle Ray is apparently not best pleased with her 'antics'.

― Billy Dods, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh, pic is classic btw.

― Billy Dods, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Pic has gone through classic and out the other side.

― Matt DC, Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:43 (sixteen years ago) link

looks more like Serge Gainsbourg

― blueski, Thursday, 20 September 2007 11:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Classic because it makes Dom break out the Hatorade for any woman ever to make art, AGAIN, with a side order of Adrian Mole denied access to Pandora's box and a soupçon of provincial chippiness. It must be the way of the vinegar douche. So I'm sending Linder to sub Dom with her Haçienda dildo. Wahey PERFORMANCE ART the whole ILX family will enjoy!

― suzy, Thursday, 20 September 2007 11:13 (sixteen years ago) link

^ban

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 September 2007 11:15 (sixteen years ago) link

sub Dom

― Just got offed, Thursday, 20 September 2007 11:16 (sixteen years ago) link

― Mark G, Thursday, 20 September 2007 11:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Sue Townsend never even rocked the 'box' gag did she? Amateur

― blueski, Thursday, 20 September 2007 11:17 (sixteen years ago) link

Pandora's nickname was 'Box' but Adrian never figured out why

― DJ Mencap, Thursday, 20 September 2007 11:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Yes Dom, the lesson of Prof. Massengill is: douche away, a fresh cunt is still a cunt...

― suzy, Thursday, 20 September 2007 11:21 (sixteen years ago) link

"Classic because it makes Dom break out the Hatorade for any woman ever to make art, AGAIN, with a side order of Adrian Mole denied access to Pandora's box and a soupçon of provincial chippiness. It must be the way of the vinegar douche. So I'm sending Linder to sub Dom with her Haçienda dildo. Wahey PERFORMANCE ART the whole ILX family will enjoy!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/59/Panic_Room_(Family_Guy).png/250px-Panic_Room_(Family_Guy).png

"I love The Money Pit. That is my answer to that statement"

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 September 2007 11:22 (sixteen years ago) link

familyguyglobalclosettory.jpg

― suzy, Thursday, 20 September 2007 11:25 (sixteen years ago) link

stella vine > family guy

― DG, Thursday, 20 September 2007 12:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Stella Street > David Vine > Stella Vine

― Tom D., Thursday, 20 September 2007 12:08 (sixteen years ago) link

suzy > family guy

― RJG, Thursday, 20 September 2007 12:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Is David Vine dead, retired, what?

― Tom D., Thursday, 20 September 2007 12:10 (sixteen years ago) link

His final work for the BBC was as a weightlifting commentator at the 2000 Sydney Olympics which he had done since the 1970's, after which he retired due to a heart condition.
He lives opposite the Huntercombe Her Majesty Young Offenders Institute in Nuffield, Oxfordshire. He has 60ft high conifers covering the perimeter of his garden, which backs onto a golf course.

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 September 2007 12:28 (sixteen years ago) link

provincial chippiness

is this a bad thing? if so, why?

― acrobat, Thursday, 20 September 2007 12:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Did you make up that bit about the Young Offenders institute?

― Tom D., Thursday, 20 September 2007 12:30 (sixteen years ago) link

No, I'd have said he lives next door to Matthew Perpetua.

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 September 2007 12:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Sorry, "Matthew Fluxington"

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 September 2007 12:32 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.netleyabbeytartanarmy.net/images/look/11bobcarolgees.jpg

"I will always love you"

― NickB, Thursday, 20 September 2007 12:52 (sixteen years ago) link

First laugh of the day

― Tom D., Thursday, 20 September 2007 12:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Thursday, 20 September 2007 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link

three years pass...

lol

― eid orb (nakhchivan), Thursday, 28 April 2011 12:26 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/sR11I.jpg

― eid orb (nakhchivan), Thursday, 28 April 2011 12:28 (thirteen years ago) link

LOLing anew at NickB's post

― None'll come and then a lot'll (Tom D.), Thursday, 28 April 2011 12:29 (thirteen years ago) link

me too

― every day I'm (onimo), Thursday, 28 April 2011 12:43 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

http://i.imgur.com/cYVSs.jpg

― moullet, Friday, 31 August 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link

three years pass...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/05/27/11/34AFBDFE00000578-3610263-image-a-71_1464345619208.jpg

― r|t|c, Saturday, 28 May 2016 08:20 (seven years ago) link

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