Oddly enough there didn't seem to be an actual thread for these yet, so.
Peter Jackson at Comic-Con -- script for first film near completion, budgeting and casting to follow. Films due in 2011 and 2012.
I've read somewhere that Mike Mignola will be joining the general design team, along with the usual WETA suspects plus Alan Lee and John Howe again.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 25 July 2009 00:27 (fourteen years ago) link
hellboy/blade 2 director guillermo del toro is directing the hobbit movies under the watchful eye of peter jackson
won't be catching these then.
― Bobkate Goldtwat (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 July 2009 00:38 (fourteen years ago) link
although they will look fantastic, there's little doubt of that.
I will definitely watch them.
― chap, Saturday, 25 July 2009 00:42 (fourteen years ago) link
If only to to offset darraghmac's non-watching policy
― chap, Saturday, 25 July 2009 00:43 (fourteen years ago) link
I'll definitely be seeing these, but I don't get why they need the 2 film treatment.
― Moodles, Saturday, 25 July 2009 01:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Supposedly the first one is the Hobbit story and the second film will take place in the interim between Hobbit and Fellowship. Could be good.
I have more faith in the Hellboy guy than the King Kong guy, for what it's worth.
― Nate Carson, Saturday, 25 July 2009 01:45 (fourteen years ago) link
What, so they're just making things up now? Tolkien franchise? Sounds crass. If it's not based on a book then wtf is it?
― fields of salmon, Saturday, 25 July 2009 01:52 (fourteen years ago) link
Supposedly the first one is the Hobbit story and the second film will take place in the interim between Hobbit and Fellowship.
That was an original plan but no longer -- as noted in the link above:
“There was talk about doing ‘The Hobbit’ as one movie and making an ‘Hobbit,’ and ‘Lord of the Rings,’ bridge movie. We didn’t really know ourselves but as we worked through the story line we thought ‘Well obviously we could squeeze ‘The Hobbit’ into one movie, but In a three hour movie you would be amazed at how much of the story you would have to lose.”“The book, well the book is what the book is and we just worked through a process and included all the events that we we would like to see in the film, plus the fact that we wanted to embellish a few things and put a little extra narrative that includes Gandalf and what he was doing with the Necromancer and various side stories that are happening. So we decided really that the two movies we are doing would actually would be ‘The Hobbit.’ ”
“The book, well the book is what the book is and we just worked through a process and included all the events that we we would like to see in the film, plus the fact that we wanted to embellish a few things and put a little extra narrative that includes Gandalf and what he was doing with the Necromancer and various side stories that are happening. So we decided really that the two movies we are doing would actually would be ‘The Hobbit.’ ”
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 25 July 2009 01:52 (fourteen years ago) link
the first one is the Hobbit story and the second film will take place in the interim between Hobbit and Fellowship. Could be good.
Not sure how the first sentence and the second one work together.
― General Pubic (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 July 2009 01:53 (fourteen years ago) link
*cough* Um, my post? Just now?
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 25 July 2009 01:54 (fourteen years ago) link
Frankly if they can drop Tom Bombadil from the LotR movies but fit that were-bear twat into the prequels then fuck them even more than I already wanna fuck 'em.
― General Pubic (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 July 2009 01:55 (fourteen years ago) link
I guess I just am comfortable with the fact that I read these books decades ago. So if someone wants to make a spectacular $200million fantasy film based on these properties, I'll gladly get high and watch them.
― Nate Carson, Saturday, 25 July 2009 01:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Sorry Ned. We crossed posts. Thanks for the illumination.
― Nate Carson, Saturday, 25 July 2009 01:56 (fourteen years ago) link
"Well obviously we could squeeze ‘The Hobbit’ into one movie, but In a three hour movie you would be amazed at how much of the story you would have to lose.”
Slightly heartening news, but not very heartening.
― fields of salmon, Saturday, 25 July 2009 01:57 (fourteen years ago) link
x-post -- No worries etc.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 25 July 2009 01:57 (fourteen years ago) link
Really, all I want is for WETA and company to do the best dragon EVER on screen. I have a feeling they will.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 25 July 2009 01:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Everyone who clicks on this thread will pay to see this movie. Quit frontin youse nerds!
― Nate Carson, Saturday, 25 July 2009 01:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Not everybody, I can guarantee.
― General Pubic (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:00 (fourteen years ago) link
We had a discussion about D-Wars vs Reign of Fire last night (while watching the intolerably boring Sky Crawlers). I really enjoyed Dragon Wars, while Reign of Fire was hugely disappointing (88 minutes of dudes flexing, 2 minutes of dragons. WTF!).
So yeah--an epic SMAUG would be really timely.
― Nate Carson, Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:00 (fourteen years ago) link
So if they split it in two, wheredo they put the break? When Gandalf leaves them before Mirkwood, or at the end of the barrel riders?
― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:11 (fourteen years ago) link
Leaving 'em before Mirkwood makes for a perfect cliffhanger as such, so probably that.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:13 (fourteen years ago) link
They could base it on the adventure game and leave them stuck in the Misty Mountains forever.
― General Pubic (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Fleeing the Goblins with assist from the Eagles could be an epic ending.
― Nate Carson, Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:15 (fourteen years ago) link
It just depends if they want to spend an hour on the Battle of Five Armies or not.
Part of me doesn't want this to happen because I love the Rankin Bass version, warts and all. Plus, the voice of Smaug in that still gives me shivers. Plus, "Theodore".
― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:16 (fourteen years ago) link
I hope they keep the song "15 birds, in 5 fir trees, their feathers were burned, in the fiery breeze..." I could go on and on.
― Nate Carson, Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:17 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLVgGADHg60
― Nate Carson, Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Awesome Nate!
I can (and do) quote this movie all the time (and sing the songs). I've watched it every Christmas morning for the last 20-some years.
― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Not the right movie, but I was once in a band that did a cover of "Where There's A Whip."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y
― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:23 (fourteen years ago) link
We had a discussion about D-Wars vs Reign of Fire last night
where does dragonslayer fit into this
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:26 (fourteen years ago) link
Saw Dragonslayer at the cinema when it came out. As a 12 year-old felt a bit cheated cos it was 90 minutes of build-up and 5 minutes of dragon-slaying action, but the gore was cool when it finally happened.
― General Pubic (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:29 (fourteen years ago) link
d-wars is the most utter garbage!!!!!!! def watched reign of fire a lot as a kid. maybe four or five times.
― ian, Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Hey at least D-Wars has dragons in it. Reign of Fire is a bullshit tease. Could have been the best movie ever if they'd done it right. What a premise!
― Nate Carson, Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:41 (fourteen years ago) link
"Where There's a Whip, There's a Way" -- great song! Great lyric!
xx-post - Dragonslayer - yawn. There is a boob shot though, right?
I do like the dragon from Fritz Lang's Siegfried though. An oft-overlooked fantasy classic!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu-J9ewSDrc
― Nate Carson, Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:43 (fourteen years ago) link
(actual dragon fight takes place about 4:20 in that clip btw).
― Nate Carson, Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh I've wanted a DVD of Nibelungen for years. Think there's a bunch of sub-Wagner mythology movies from the 10s and 20s, yeah?
― General Pubic (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah this is the only one I've seen. Really awesome. This is by no means the best part.
― Nate Carson, Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:51 (fourteen years ago) link
I had the idea that Eureka! had put out Lang's "Die Nibelungen" on DVD, but I can't find any ref to it whatsoever on their site. Kino do a 2DVD vers of it (which I got to admit I haven't got -I watched it on youtube :-/ ). The dragon is great! Best bits for me are the scenes in the primordial forest, which IIRC they built the sets for in an old Zeppelin hangar. Amazing visuals, throughout. Pt1 here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7Ah2MNqeoU
― f1f0 (Pashmina), Saturday, 25 July 2009 10:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Just looked. Was confused in my inebriated state last night cos Amazon have the Kino release as a US import, but it seems to be Region 2.
― General Pubic (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 July 2009 10:36 (fourteen years ago) link
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Matthew McConaughey is pretty hilarious in it as the crazed baqld dragon-hunter from America
― Panera - Vulgar Display Of Flour (latebloomer), Saturday, 25 July 2009 11:55 (fourteen years ago) link
er that should be "bald"
― Panera - Vulgar Display Of Flour (latebloomer), Saturday, 25 July 2009 11:56 (fourteen years ago) link
um, why? I think it's important to remember del toro is also (and more relevantly) the director of the devil's backbone and pan's labyrinth.
― akm, Saturday, 25 July 2009 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link
you say "director of pan's labyrinth" like thats a good thing...
― the stain specialist (Viceroy), Saturday, 25 July 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link
I hope the vid game they make of this just involves floating in a darkened barrel.
― bad-boy cartographer (Abbott), Saturday, 25 July 2009 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link
...in your barrel, smelling your apples.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 25 July 2009 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link
we wanted to embellish a few things and put a little extra narrative that includes Gandalf and what he was doing with the Necromancer
stop it!
― JimD, Saturday, 25 July 2009 23:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Having a torrid affair with the Necromancer
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 25 July 2009 23:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Heh, yeah. I just think that it's important to the atmosphere of The Hobbit that when Gandalf disappears for big chunks of it, you don't really know where he's gone, or why, or whether he'll come back. I think filling in those gaps can only hurt the story.
(Although I've not read it for 20 years, I may be remembering wrongly - maybe he does explain all that stuff really).
― JimD, Saturday, 25 July 2009 23:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Betcha Middle-Earth has a magical creature with eyes in its hands that we won't have known about until this movie comes out.
― Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Saturday, 25 July 2009 23:16 (fourteen years ago) link
And I for one would be happy to have that around.
There's a quick mention of the Necromancer at the start and end of the book, the end part being Gandalf and Elrond talking in Rivendell about having driven the Necromancer out of Mirkwood but that he's still at loose. So there is a brief explanation but that's it, and it's after the fact, so yeah, it's the lack of information about his departure which makes the story.
(That said -- I can't remember if these details I just mentioned were always in the story or were part of the revisions Tolkien introduced in the second edition done as part of his retconning after LOTR.)
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 25 July 2009 23:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Someone told me yesterday that the Necromancer is actually Sauron. Is this true? I only recall the Necromancer from RPG supplements...
― Nate Carson, Sunday, 26 July 2009 00:11 (fourteen years ago) link
Yes, same character.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 26 July 2009 00:38 (fourteen years ago) link
I think that's so.
― When two tribes go to war, he always gets picked last (James Morrison), Sunday, 26 July 2009 00:39 (fourteen years ago) link
wait, 'pan's labyrinth' is not good?
― keythkeythkeyth, Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:34 (fourteen years ago) link
'pan's labyrinth' is good. greenwood becomes mirkwood due to the creeping penumbra that is sauron reconstituting himself as the necromancer
― kamerad, Sunday, 26 July 2009 04:01 (fourteen years ago) link
i think there are people here who don't think pan's labyrinth is good and they are people you can ignore
― akm, Sunday, 26 July 2009 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link
Feel free to ignore me then! Love, love, love Devil's Backbone but Pan's was just pretty, boring, drivel. I disliked Children of Men too, if that helps your casual dismissal.
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 26 July 2009 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link
yes
― akm, Sunday, 26 July 2009 17:02 (fourteen years ago) link
An epic Smaug will be great. I still remember Smaug from the animated movie, thinking "Jeez, how are they going to kill THAT guy?" His voice was awesome - "I can hear your breathing. I can smell your breath." Damn!
I, for one, hope they go with an elongated, wyrm style dragon, instead of a shorter, stouter dragon, a la Reign of Fire.
Turns out, I quote the passage about Bard's black arrow whenever I find something I've misplaced - "You have never failed me, and I've always recovered you!"
Especially funny when you've misplaced a cocktail two or three times.
― NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dude, yessssss! (B.L.A.M.), Sunday, 26 July 2009 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Haha nice. (And yeah that speech of Bard's might actually be Tolkien's best take on epic dialogue.)
Smaug as a character similarly is his best out-and-out evil character, as opposed to the ominous but ultimately near voiceless Sauron and Gollum and his broken psyche. Gives him a chance to create a creature who is nothing but sneering spite and cruelty and needs no other explanation.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 26 July 2009 17:52 (fourteen years ago) link
His voice was awesome - "I can hear your breathing. I can smell your breath." Damn!
Fuck yes, Richard Boone. I wish he'd lived long enough to do more voice work.
― Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Sunday, 26 July 2009 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Complications:
I've collected several knowledgeable accounts of what happened during yesterday's multi-hour contentious MGM conference call with bondholders who were "very loud and very upset". Here's why:The call was for the benefit of the lenders, and MGM management made the presentation along with Stephen F Cooper, that Zolfo Cooper restructure specialist. MGM made a desperate plea for money because the studio had missed its numbers and was going to be out of funds very soon. "The implication was that it's teetering on bankruptcy," one source told me. MGM said it needed $20M in short-term cash flow to cover overhead, and an additional $150 million to get through the end of year and continue funding its projects, and to start Peter Jackson's Hobbit.
The call was for the benefit of the lenders, and MGM management made the presentation along with Stephen F Cooper, that Zolfo Cooper restructure specialist. MGM made a desperate plea for money because the studio had missed its numbers and was going to be out of funds very soon. "The implication was that it's teetering on bankruptcy," one source told me. MGM said it needed $20M in short-term cash flow to cover overhead, and an additional $150 million to get through the end of year and continue funding its projects, and to start Peter Jackson's Hobbit.
The Bond franchise is the other big one under consideration in all this. Comments in the story speculate Warner will swoop in to lock it all down.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 25 September 2009 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link
(Lock down the Hobbit, not Bond, etc.)
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 25 September 2009 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link
the hobbit would be a much bigger money maker than bond. cost more though I guess.
― akm, Friday, 25 September 2009 23:19 (fourteen years ago) link
this is the the best outlook on this subject i've read.
these are also more conventional fantasy stories - not nearly as complicated or as much info to try to squeeze in as LotR, so i'm actually more hopeful about these than i was about the Fellowship of the Rings when it was announced. i just hope each one isn't 3 hours long. i really have no patience for long-ass movies.
― A polar bear you can see in a snowstorm (rockapads), Friday, 25 September 2009 23:54 (fourteen years ago) link
Thanks for the back-up rockapads. See you in the front row.
― Nate Carson, Saturday, 26 September 2009 01:28 (fourteen years ago) link
have changed outlook from 'not seeing these' to 'will be seeing these but am dreading them'
― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:46 (fourteen years ago) link
That's years of dread dude. Bummer.
― Nate Carson, Monday, 28 September 2009 03:03 (fourteen years ago) link
it's fairly low level stuff, tbh. am coping.
― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 08:47 (fourteen years ago) link
How in the world is MGM 'teetering on bankruptcy'?
― Adam Bruneau, Monday, 28 September 2009 15:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Nvmd, this is a dismal looking list:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer_films#2008
― Adam Bruneau, Monday, 28 September 2009 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link
xpost reparations for those traumatised by stargate
― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Maybe the MGM managers should go on a magical quest to steal some treasure off a big dragon.
― Oppositional Soup (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 September 2009 15:15 (fourteen years ago) link
IT WAS NEVER ABOUT THE MONEY U FUK
― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link
BAGGINSES' JOB TITLE WAS "THIEF" FFS
― Oppositional Soup (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 September 2009 15:17 (fourteen years ago) link
you may have something there.
― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 15:20 (fourteen years ago) link
Wow, how did MGM become such garbage?
― I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 28 September 2009 15:35 (fourteen years ago) link
del Toro's out.
So happy about this. Love this guy's imagination, but he has a knack for making dreck.
Then again, you could do a lot worse. Fingers crossed for Alfonso Cuarón or, why not?, David Gordon Green.
― sean gramophone, Monday, 31 May 2010 06:51 (thirteen years ago) link
We're not talking about Brett Ratner here. Maybe he's made some stuff you didn't care for but "dreck"? Please to explain...
― VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 31 May 2010 08:45 (thirteen years ago) link
time to get luc besson on dis ting, about a decade too late imo
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Monday, 31 May 2010 10:11 (thirteen years ago) link
cometh the hour, cometh mcg
― history mayne, Monday, 31 May 2010 10:16 (thirteen years ago) link
up and coming s spielberg should probably get a chance at a big franchise
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Monday, 31 May 2010 10:21 (thirteen years ago) link
It's all down to the basket case that is MGM and the extended unsureness around finally resolving a sale so they could get the funding locked in. Personally I'm pretty bummed about this, I think he would have done wonders. Jackson's indicated he's not directing so hmm. Might be interesting to see if he looks at home for someone; it would actually make a little more sense given his often-stated desire to continue developing NZ's film industry as a whole.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 31 May 2010 12:43 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah jeez del toro is perfect
― max, Monday, 31 May 2010 13:37 (thirteen years ago) link
o shi: JOHN BOORMAN
― transient truff (history mayne), Monday, 31 May 2010 13:38 (thirteen years ago) link
The main story on this:
http://www.theonering.net/torwp/2010/05/30/36920-guillermo-del-toro-departs-the-hobbit/#more-36920
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 31 May 2010 13:38 (thirteen years ago) link
i know these guys are rich and all but i do feel bad for people in such an all-or-nothing business that they can work on pre-production on something for a couple years and then just have it all go up in smoke like this
― Christina NAGLera (some dude), Monday, 31 May 2010 13:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Maybe he's made some stuff you didn't care for but "dreck"? Please to explain...
The two Hell Boy movies are pretty much my archetype of "cool design", "neat story and characters", "wow is that a shitty finished movie".
― sean gramophone, Monday, 31 May 2010 14:19 (thirteen years ago) link
^ OTM OTM OTM
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Monday, 31 May 2010 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link
i wonder if his Hobbit movies would've had neat stories and characters.
― Christina NAGLera (some dude), Monday, 31 May 2010 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link
And let's not forget Blade 2
would've been pretty easy to snort "lol The Frighteners" a decade ago too
― Christina NAGLera (some dude), Monday, 31 May 2010 14:32 (thirteen years ago) link
yes, yes it would.
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Monday, 31 May 2010 14:37 (thirteen years ago) link
I dunno: Frighteners felt promising, not quite the movie Jackson seemed to want to make. Whereas del Toro's failures just feel like he sorta sucks. (I enjoyed Pan's Labyrinth until the ending.)
― sean gramophone, Monday, 31 May 2010 14:43 (thirteen years ago) link
it turns out middle earth was just a figment of a little girl's imagination
― pokám0n (dyao), Monday, 31 May 2010 14:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Dreamed by a dog on an island.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 31 May 2010 14:45 (thirteen years ago) link
the little fat beardy girl forgot about tom bombadil, but misremembered in some fucking werewolves in the second film iirc
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Monday, 31 May 2010 14:46 (thirteen years ago) link
The above assessments of Del Toro OTM, but damn this could get a lot worse. Scared to hear the next name.
― 99 anna hay-uff jussa woan' do (Jon Lewis), Monday, 31 May 2010 15:15 (thirteen years ago) link
Michael Winterbottom-
Dwarf-orgy (hardcore, obv) followed by prolonged and explicit killing of an actual dragon.
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Monday, 31 May 2010 15:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Boorman would be dope actually. Too old now, I suspect.
― 99 anna hay-uff jussa woan' do (Jon Lewis), Monday, 31 May 2010 15:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Haha I've got it-- Von Trier!
― 99 anna hay-uff jussa woan' do (Jon Lewis), Monday, 31 May 2010 15:21 (thirteen years ago) link
was tryin to think of van trier tbh
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Monday, 31 May 2010 15:23 (thirteen years ago) link
David Lynch. He did Dune, so why not?
― StanM, Monday, 31 May 2010 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link
He did Dune
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Monday, 31 May 2010 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link
as long as it isn't peter jackson
― transient truff (history mayne), Monday, 31 May 2010 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Good point. xpost
― StanM, Monday, 31 May 2010 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Re del Toro dreck: I liked both Hellboy movies, Pans Labyrinth...he has a great 'fairytale sensibility' imo ...am bummed he's off this.
Just watched Adventures of Baron Munchausen....god Gilliam could make an awesome Hobbit (assuming Gilliam wasn't Gilliam and could bring it in on time, in budget, &c...that is to say, so not gonna happen)
― VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 31 May 2010 17:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Pretty good summary post on what the background all was:
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/movies/2010/05/guillermo-del-toro-hobbit-mgm-peter-jackson-quits-baggins.html
See also the past six months of MGM commentary over at Nikki Finke's site.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 31 May 2010 23:28 (thirteen years ago) link
If there's one message that "Inside Job," Charles Ferguson's new documentary about the financial crisis, imparts to audiences, it's that even the most far-flung factors can give rise to serious real-world consequences.
On Sunday an object lesson in that truism hit the film world, as fan boys and the rest of us suddenly found ourselves the unexpected victims of Wall Street woolliness.
CHILLING. really brings it all home. "can't happen here" much??
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Monday, 31 May 2010 23:32 (thirteen years ago) link
I learned it all from you, s1ocki! Oh wait wrong moral lesson.
If anything I'm betting McKellen's out now as Gandalf; he'd already said he would be involved only if he didn't have to commit for another long back-and-forth period to NZ and I don't think anyone would blame him if he bowed out.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 31 May 2010 23:34 (thirteen years ago) link
i really can't see how this can possibly happen now unless they just completely hand it over to another studio
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Monday, 31 May 2010 23:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Well the only reason why this has to do with MGM at all is the extremely bizarre rights situation, which came about thanks to, of all things, that Rankin-Bass animated Hobbit talked about upthread. Ever since the seventies when Saul Zaentz -- who I think still has final say as original rightsholder, but I could be wrong -- split the difference between the Rankin-Bass TV projects and the Bakshi movie there's been no one overall Tolkien film rights package, and the making of that earlier Hobbit created a situation that eventually resulted in MGM having a say in the matter instead of it just being New Line/Warners straight up. It's one reason why Warners went ahead and put in the bid to take it over but MGM's creditors didn't accept that and etc. etc. here we are today.
Actually looking over at Finke (though the story is by Mike Fleming) there's this:
http://www.deadline.com/2010/05/del-toro-leaves-the-hobbit-and-evidently-peter-jackson-wont-be-next/
...which mentions that Sam Raimi had initially wanted the directing job. So maybe him?
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 31 May 2010 23:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Some 'where it stands' stuff from that story:
It seems particularly unfortunate that after putting years into writing scripts and making endless trips to New Zealand, del Toro would depart solely because of the MGM situation. That rationale only came up recently, after del Toro completed two scripts with the original Lord of the Rings writing team of Jackson, Philippa Boyens, and Fran Walsh. They'd just begun talking about shooting in 3D. If MGM is really the sole reason, that's too bad because there are signs that things are going to happen soon to decide the ultimate ownership of The Hobbit and other assets. Clearly the fact that the studio -- and a talented production and marketing team -- has been frozen in suspended animation has been as much an albatross around The Hobbit as it has been for the James Bond series. But everybody is happy with the two Hobbit scripts and all involved still expect production to start late this year or early next year--it will have to, if New Line and MGM are to get the pictures in theaters December, 2012 and December, 2013. This franchise is too valuable to let languish much longer and the debt holders of MGM won't be happy when they realize that the director has walked because they've allowed things to fester so long and handcuffed the executives brought in under Harry Sloan to turn things around.Though under financial duress, MGM has continued to meet its rights payment obligations on The Hobbit, but hasn't been able to do any more than that. Warner Bros is the lead studio on the project, and has ultimate say on green light, but perhaps the films are too large an investment to front alone, or that prospect doesn't benefit the leverage Warner Bros has in a potential buyout of MGM's assets. Rumblings are that there may well be a new player entering the fray shortly, bringing equity and new experienced management. Summit Entertainment and Spyglass are the names most often mentioned, though we also hear Terry Semel and Peter Chernin, the latter of whom reportedly doesn't want it.
Though under financial duress, MGM has continued to meet its rights payment obligations on The Hobbit, but hasn't been able to do any more than that. Warner Bros is the lead studio on the project, and has ultimate say on green light, but perhaps the films are too large an investment to front alone, or that prospect doesn't benefit the leverage Warner Bros has in a potential buyout of MGM's assets. Rumblings are that there may well be a new player entering the fray shortly, bringing equity and new experienced management. Summit Entertainment and Spyglass are the names most often mentioned, though we also hear Terry Semel and Peter Chernin, the latter of whom reportedly doesn't want it.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 31 May 2010 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Everyone knows that at the end of the day it'll be the dude that did "Transporter"/"Incredible Hulk," or Joe Johnston, or some other competent hack that can bring this in quickly and on-budget - hell, even Ratner or McG - because Hobbit movie = movie that really does not need to be made. After all this dithering, I imagine they want to just get it done (in 3-D, natch) and over with.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 00:12 (thirteen years ago) link
If anything I'm betting McKellen's out now as Gandalf
This'll be an absolute laughing stock if this turns out to be the case.
― rhythm fixated member (chap), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 00:25 (thirteen years ago) link
McKellen's been "out" for a while now, I thought.
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 00:30 (thirteen years ago) link
I make the bad jokes so you don't have to!
And they are appreciated.
― ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 00:37 (thirteen years ago) link
LOL one of the projects Del Toro now returns to is a Dan Simmons adaptation. That's more his speed if you ask me. Dude is a visual wizard but makes empty films.
Between those two articles the outlook sounds pretty bad. Cuaron or Raimi could do it IMO.
― 99 anna hay-uff jussa woan' do (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 16:31 (thirteen years ago) link
"Dude is a visual wizard but makes empty films."
Is angst-ridden Bilbo with rich interior life appropriate for The Hobbit?
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 16:39 (thirteen years ago) link
Well I mean empty in the sense of leaving you with nothing afterward. Surely this film should have feeling of some sort.
― 99 anna hay-uff jussa woan' do (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link
That's because of his scripts, though. Which wouldn't have been a problem on The Hobbit.
― abcfsk, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link
He did co-write it, and they are using those scripts, but Jackson/Boyens being the other 2/3rds is probably safeguard enough. Del Toro strikes me as someone who could really shine in collaboration, actually. His movies come CLOSE to hitting the mark.
― 99 anna hay-uff jussa woan' do (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 16:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Pan's Labyrinth is great. I'm under the impression The Devil's Backbone is too, though I have yet to see it.
― Simon H., Tuesday, 1 June 2010 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link
TDB is the best thing he's done, though I'm also inordinately fond of Hellboy II.
― rhythm fixated member (chap), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 16:56 (thirteen years ago) link
his more popcorn movies aren't that great, although i wish they were (first 30 mins of hellboy 1 is awesome tho). his more personal arty ones are better.
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 17:10 (thirteen years ago) link
I tried so hard with those Hellboys.
― it takes a lot to laugh, it takes a crane shot to 'NOOOOOO' (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 17:20 (thirteen years ago) link
they should get jodorowsky to direct and turn it into a 10hr epic w music by pink floyd
― don cab for cutie (Future_Perfect), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 17:52 (thirteen years ago) link
I thought the character relationships in the second one rang true and were even quite affecting. The production design was not just gorgeous, but also incredibly full of personality. Add great action scenes, and what's not to like?
xpost re Hellboys
― rhythm fixated member (chap), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link
the action scenes were lifeless horrible eesh
― sean gramophone, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link
2nd Hellboy was a major buzzkill to me, lame story/villain and some of the most painful attempts at snappy banter ever. one of those rare movies that would've been improved by the auteur farming out some of the script to a more formulaic Hollywood hack.
― Truollmas (some dude), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link
All y'all disappointed by Hellboy, watch Prince of Persia and you will feel about 100000000x better about Hellboy.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Watching horrible crap to feel better about mediocre crap is not the right way to enjoy movies imho.
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link
PS Hellboy 2 was mediocre crap
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link
PPS I am American
Oh, I just realized del Toro is the guy who did Cronos. I remember liking that movie a lot, though it's been loooong since I saw it. Hellboy was a bit of a disappointment, Hellboy and Abe Sapien themselves were nicely done and they'd found the perfect actors to play them, but I found the plot and the action scenes lacking a bit. Also, I expected it to have loads of cool monsters, which is the main attraction in the comic, but instead it had loads of copies of the same monster, which was kinda boring. (Maybe Hellboy II corrects this? I haven't seen it.) The finale was nice though.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Hellboy II has a cool plant monster but you never get a good chance to ogle it. And a boring vengeful elf warrior. And an elf king played by Roy Dotrice [my audiobook reader hero] who barely says anything.
Goblin Market is visual high point of II but again, you don't get a chance to enjoy it.
― it takes a lot to laugh, it takes a crane shot to 'NOOOOOO' (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link
For Hellboy to be mediocre crap, there'd have to be comparable excellent crap, and the upper-limit of property-franchise movies doesn't raise the bar that much past Hellboy. LOTR series had lifeless action and clunky dialogue, too.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 18:38 (thirteen years ago) link
Director's Cut of first "Hellboy" is pretty great. Second "Hellboy" totally pointless, but no one but Del Toro would toss in that incredible scene of the giant plant demon/monster/god in its death throws.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link
best part of 2 is the angel of death
― max, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 20:17 (thirteen years ago) link
wd take either hellboy over LOTR in a heartbeat
― truff sqwad (history mayne), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 20:21 (thirteen years ago) link
half a heartbeat
― conrad, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Hmmmm not sure about this HB over LOTR!you do know hell boy's made up & and LOTR's was real don't you?
Only reason i was excited about Hobbit was Del Toro would be involved, maybe it's best left unmade!
― not_goodwin, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 21:06 (thirteen years ago) link
& and? just choose one ;-/
― not_goodwin, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link
― don cab for cutie (Future_Perfect), Tuesday, June 1, 2010 12:52 PM (3 hours ago)
Yes!
― Moodles, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link
kenneth branagh to direct, randall wallace to script, visual design sean bean
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 11:34 (thirteen years ago) link
wld take both Hellboys on TV over any one LOTR in the cinema
(NB do not watch either Hellboy on TV, they suck there)
― Señor Communications Adviser (sic), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 13:52 (thirteen years ago) link
Peter Jackson is on!
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Monday, 28 June 2010 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Huh.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 June 2010 15:20 (thirteen years ago) link
gilliam pls
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Monday, 28 June 2010 15:20 (thirteen years ago) link
in what amounts to a dream come true for fans of Middle Earth
All fans of Middle Earth?
― postcards from the (ledge), Monday, 28 June 2010 15:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Pick a fan, any fan.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 June 2010 15:22 (thirteen years ago) link
he'd write a better script, that random fan
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Monday, 28 June 2010 15:23 (thirteen years ago) link
It is darraghmac's chance to shine.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 June 2010 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link
entire script in prose, all elvish songs to end 'john terry is a cunt' or soforth
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Monday, 28 June 2010 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Figures.
Should be said that http://www.theonering.net/ makes it sound like this is all still up in the air.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 June 2010 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link
I still can't read that without seeing it as The Onering, like something that oners.
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Monday, 28 June 2010 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link
Hahaha
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 June 2010 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link
M. Night Shmalayan's The Onering
ew
― Opinions are a lot like assholes. You've got LOTS of BOTH of them. (HI DERE), Monday, 28 June 2010 15:34 (thirteen years ago) link
And imagine the twist ending.
"Gollum was a hobbit all along!"
"Well, yeah."
*silence*
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 June 2010 15:35 (thirteen years ago) link
I see onionring :-( (xxposts)
― StanM, Monday, 28 June 2010 15:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Apparently, it'll cost 350 million Euros to film, will be in 3D and in two parts. First part in cinemas in December 2012, second part in December 2013. (was in a Belgian newspaper today, am too lazy to find english source :-) )
― StanM, Saturday, 16 October 2010 12:28 (thirteen years ago) link
here you gohttp://www.imdb.com/news/ni4941178/
― not_goodwin, Saturday, 16 October 2010 12:48 (thirteen years ago) link
thankig u
― StanM, Saturday, 16 October 2010 12:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Simon Pegg's interview in the Observer today had him casually dropping the fact that Martin Freeman has been cast as Bilbo. Anyone heard anything about this?
― A brownish area with points (chap), Sunday, 17 October 2010 13:16 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=29175
― StanM, Sunday, 17 October 2010 13:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Already a google image search of this dude is bringing up hobbity photoshops.
― 17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Sunday, 17 October 2010 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link
good bilbo, i'll give them that much.
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 October 2010 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Perhaps some studio bigwig made him do it, but Pegg retracted that via Twitter.
― he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, 17 October 2010 22:48 (thirteen years ago) link
how will he top the lovely bones? i'd rather it be stop motion animation like 'mary and max' or 'chicken run'
― keythhtyek, Monday, 18 October 2010 01:45 (thirteen years ago) link
chicken run style hobbit would be the best thing ever. especially if the hobbits were chicken hobbits.
― naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Monday, 18 October 2010 02:01 (thirteen years ago) link
shouldn't think he'll be changing all that much from the billion dollar franchise that paid for his lipo tbh
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Monday, 18 October 2010 02:03 (thirteen years ago) link
And here come the casting announcements:
http://www.deadline.com/2010/10/peter-jackson-sets-first-names-for-the-hobbit/
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 October 2010 03:16 (thirteen years ago) link
Richard Armitage is a hell of an actor. amazing in the bbc version of north and south.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 22 October 2010 03:18 (thirteen years ago) link
There's a whole bunch of crap going on down here in NZ at the mo about this project - may be moved from NZ - it's all getting a bit bizarre. This pretty much covers the situation if anyone's interested http://publicaddress.net/default,hardnews.sm
― Bill E, Friday, 22 October 2010 03:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah seems like the final hurdle is whether or not it actually is filmed in NZ.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 October 2010 03:37 (thirteen years ago) link
you know what? i will probably not see these cuz of the 3d. it's more expensive and gives me a headache.
― not everything is a campfire (ian), Friday, 22 October 2010 03:46 (thirteen years ago) link
i am just so damn tired of hobbitses
― naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Friday, 22 October 2010 04:30 (thirteen years ago) link
3D movies are always released in 2D versions as well, you know!
― abcfsk, Friday, 22 October 2010 08:36 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm fine with the choice for Bilbo, wasn't Jack Black rumoured for it once? That would've been terrible!
― not_goodwin, Friday, 22 October 2010 13:03 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm mainly happy for Tim. Should keep Dawn in art equipment for a while.
― A brownish area with points (chap), Friday, 22 October 2010 13:05 (thirteen years ago) link
Ha yeah, how many crayons?
― not_goodwin, Friday, 22 October 2010 13:23 (thirteen years ago) link
watching harry potter and half blood prince right now
jim broadbent would have made a perfect older bilbo, though i've no complaints against ian holm
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Friday, 22 October 2010 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link
i thought fam was 1p3 mods only
― max, Friday, 22 October 2010 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link
oops
let it stand
zing
― mr. mandelbrot flythrough vertigo, esq. (Edward III), Friday, 22 October 2010 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Cate Blanchett and Ornaldo Bloomps to reprise their roles as EXTREME ELVES.
― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Monday, 3 January 2011 08:42 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe the two worst-cast characters in the lotr movies.
Or maybe all the elves were terribly cast. Yeah that could be it
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link
wait waht? Neither of those characters is in the Hobbit
― assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:35 (thirteen years ago) link
They're doing two plots hence the two films, apparently.Gossip and rumours herehttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0903624/board/nest/174599595
― not_goodwin, Monday, 3 January 2011 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link
marton csokas was dope as whoever he played, he should come back
tell me where is gandalfforimuchdesire to speak with himtell me where is gandalfforimuchdesire to speak with him
― omar little, Monday, 3 January 2011 21:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Who was the super camp one who copped for it at helms deep?"you breath so loudly master dwarf i could have shot you in the dark" mmmmm ;)
I really have seen it too many times :(
― not_goodwin, Monday, 3 January 2011 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link
They're doing two plots hence the two films, apparently.
ugh waht
this is stupid
― assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:50 (thirteen years ago) link
I had a dream last night that Peter Jackson decided to do Lucas-style re-releases of all the LOTR movies that included new footage of new characters, a corsair played by Nic Cage in an eyepatch and an evil witch played by Andie McDowell.
― assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, January 3, 2011 6:44 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
he's just gonna cut a battle with king king vs a cave troll halfway through, because the plot needed speeding up.
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:53 (thirteen years ago) link
dunno why i used 'cut' there when i meant the opposite, but fuck peter jackson f'real
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link
Serkis and McKellen are in, hooray!http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=29860
So is Elijah Wood, er, what?http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=29849
― A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 01:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Concerned Jackson might be coming down with a case of the Lucases.
― A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link
so looking forward to hating this
― carles marx (contenderizer), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm up for a single Hobbit film, under two hours, showing young Frodo having some fun uncomplicated adventures and maybe filling those who don't know in on how he met Gandalf, found the Ring etc. Doesn't look like that's what we're getting.
― A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 01:45 (thirteen years ago) link
― omar little, Monday, January 3, 2011 4:44 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark
lol
― Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link
I like how the two film thing was talked about at the start of the thread and then seems to continually surprise people. I look forward to it happening again.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link
showing young Frodo
Not quite.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah I meant the other one.
― A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Bongo.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 01:48 (thirteen years ago) link
the LOTRs were already a massive drop from his previous films (even The Frighteners is better than Two Towers)
― basically just a 2/47 freak out (sic), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 02:11 (thirteen years ago) link
C'mon they're aiming for radically different things. I'd probably say that Heavenly Creatures is his best film, but you wouldn't watch it when you're in the mood for some orc slaying. The LOTRs aren't flawless, but I maintain they're pretty damn good on their own (admittedly ludicrous) terms.
― A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 02:32 (thirteen years ago) link
giblets in a lawnmower >> billions of CGI orcs falling over
― basically just a 2/47 freak out (sic), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 03:27 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah, when i'm in the mood for some orc-slaying, i find that i still have to wait for someone to fucking make one
― carles marx (contenderizer), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 04:01 (thirteen years ago) link
a decent movie about it, that is...
― carles marx (contenderizer), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 04:02 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm up for a single Hobbit film, under two hours, showing young Frodo having some fun uncomplicated adventures and maybe filling those who don't know in on how he met Gandalf, found the Ring etc.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
was really hoping that this would be a tonal shift from the LOTR movies, and would reflect the fact that The Hobbit was just a simple fable. i dunno, as a kid, i felt like moving on to the LOTR was a legitimate act of maturity. after this is made, future viewers are probably going to watch them chronologically and i think that, in the long-run, an "uncomplicated" fantasy film that introduces middle earth would be so, so much better than a ret-con'd star wars prequel
― ullr saves (gbx), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 04:14 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1524134/
― Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 04:14 (thirteen years ago) link
great tag line
― ullr saves (gbx), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 04:21 (thirteen years ago) link
I love all of Jackson's pre-LotR movies too, and Heavenly Creatures is most likely the best thing he's ever done, but I still think the Lord of the Rings movies were very, very good at what they were supposed to do. Can't imagine any other Hollywood director managing to distill the essence of the books so skillfully, while still avoiding most of the cliched, "the viewers are idiots" type of solutions movies of this size tend to have. Just compare LotR to Avatar, or the new Tron movie, or the Star Wars prequels to see how much stupid things an epic movie like that could have had, and how well Jackson actually managed to make everything work.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link
Tuomas OTM. there are some stupid/lame things in the LOTR movies but holy shit @ the amount of stuff Jackson got right. it is a miracle that something as cohesive and coherent and came out of the Hollywood blockbuster grinder.
― assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 19:32 (thirteen years ago) link
totally! and that's probably the only thing giving me faith in the hobbit.
― ullr saves (gbx), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link
otoh personally I don't have much faith in this Hobbit movie lol
― assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link
this was my favorite part of the LOTR films fwiw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWzlgnK87_4
― omar little, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link
It's been said before itt but the whole two film thing is perplexing. The Hobbit is such a short book, I can't see a justification for stretching it out. It makes me doubtful that it will be very faithful to the original despite Jackson's involvement.
― Moodles, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link
god you guys are such killjoys
― max, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 21:16 (thirteen years ago) link
these movies will be sweet
i really love the LotR movies -- compare the trilogy to its parallel blockbuster fantasy trilogies (star wars prequels, the matrix) and see how many things weren't fucked up. i do a marathon of the extended editions about once a year (w/ friends and beer); they're really wonderful old-school epics, shaded and lived-in and funny and generous to their actors. when they came out, press focus was understandably on the new tech, and there were a lot of snotty half-assed critical pieces complaining about "all those pixels fighting each other" and how un-stirring it was, but that's exactly backwards: it's only in the impossible aerial shots that the battle scenes are made of pixels. in most of the movie they're people wearing a huge amount of makeup, standing in the mud and rain. they look weighed down by it and it's fantastic.
anyway the books suck but the hobbit is fantastic, which means i have no idea what this movie's gonna be like. sort of wish it weren't being given the Epic Treatment, yeah, but oh well.
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 21:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh I'm definitely looking forward to them. I just think there are indications the story isn't being tackled the way I think it should be, and it's my right to whine about it on the internet, dammit.
xpost
― A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 21:21 (thirteen years ago) link
is this the appropriate point to continue twisting the knife re: the Bilbo/Frodo confusion or should I wait
― Indolence Mission (DJP), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh, whenever you like.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link
As long as it's not a Nazgul knife like poor Bilbo copped on Weathertop.
― A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 21:25 (thirteen years ago) link
i used to wish they'd let ian holm play bilbo again. now he really is too old, but before... one of the things i always liked about this book was that it's a bildungsroman about a 50-year-old. and yeah yeah i know Hobbits Mature More Slowly but all that mythos came later -- bilbo has all the trappings of a mild and satisfied middle-class englishman, and i love that it's not too late for him.
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 21:26 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah I always liked that too. hitchhikers a bit similar in that sense.
― ullr saves (gbx), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link
anyway the books suck but the hobbit is fantastic
o_O
― bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link
When I was a kid I totally didn't like him being that age! I didn't want a story about someone older than my dad.
― A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah! except hitchhiker's is fairly brutal -- nobody ever really does anything heroic. arthur just hangs out with a bunch of debauched cynics until he winds up back "home", with all his history and species pride stripped from him.
(that's only the first two books or the first series of the radio show -- i guess arthur helps save the world in book 3. but the second radio series is really just as bleak and cruel, and the final book seems to have been written from a place of real resentment.)
anyway, bilbo gets a bit more of a heroic arc than that. ALTHOUGH one of the other things i like about the story is that he doesn't actually do all that much for the Cause, except tell the comically generic deus ex machina hero dude about smaug's weakness. it's clear in the book that the real heroic climax is when he's in the tunnel, invisible, unwatched, and realizes he could turn around for home and never think about any of this again.
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 21:32 (thirteen years ago) link
(xpost)
it's clear in the book that the real heroic climax is when he's in the tunnel, invisible, unwatched, and realizes he could turn around for home and never think about any of this again
Good call. Might be hard to put on film but I hope they have it there.
In the end, and as I'm sure I've said on this thread, I just want the cinematic dragon to end all dragons.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 21:34 (thirteen years ago) link
when i was little i honestly probably didn't even notice he was that age; he acts like a scared kid most of the time, and that worked for me. when i was older i realized that the book shows the ways in which decent mild older people who have maybe had a little too much comfort can act like scared kids -- but also how they can force it down, and do brave things, and (bonus!) their mildness and compassion can make them braver, or more effectively brave, or nobler, than the gruff born-brave warrior types. "child of the kindly west, if more of us valued your ways...", and all that.
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 21:41 (thirteen years ago) link
That dying speech of Thorin's is flat out one of Tolkien's best moments. For something best seen as 'just' a fairy tale, no matter how much he retconned it late, he has some of his highest points as an author in the book. (Also some of his goofiest -- none of that elf talk in Rivendell is going to survive.)
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 21:43 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah that speech for me marks the high-water mark, as far as tolkien could go towards a moving paean to mild apolitical wine-and-song agrarianism before he became a frightened middle-class crank.
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 21:53 (thirteen years ago) link
wait when did that happen
― assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link
enh I think that's a ref to the not very subtle xenophobia of LOTR
― ullr saves (gbx), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah i don't want to make a big furious Good Leftist deal of it or anything (like i said, i love the movies, where it's barely softened at all) but, you know, lol @ all the swarthy men from the East allying with the brutish and apparently cultureless Orcs to come into my garden and build WINDMILLS
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link
lol yeah I know what you mean. just wanted to know if there was more to it than that
― assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link
i can't believe Holm's almost 80!
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, January 11, 2011 4:20 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark
v. otm
― Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 23:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Does anyone else think they might pad this out into two movies by adding in Gandalf's off-screen southern Mirkwood spy mission against Sauron? It would tighten the ties to the LotR stories, and allow Jackson to again do his own thing outside the actual books.
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 23:15 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^um that IS what their doing, as posed upthread
― assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 23:15 (thirteen years ago) link
Feel tempted to post the equivalent of 10 PRINT "READ THE WHOLE THREAD" 20 GOTO 10 RUN now.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Sorry! Too much skimming.
Never mind.
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 23:24 (thirteen years ago) link
feel v confident that anything jackson changes will be a stunning disimprovement.
Will still have to see these obv, before ned explodes
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 10:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Bang?
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 10:14 (thirteen years ago) link
/\
Hopefully smaug is a little more impressive than this
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 10:16 (thirteen years ago) link
Well, you know. He sleeps most of the time and all.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 10:18 (thirteen years ago) link
lifelong smoker, gotta do damage that
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 10:29 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.volapukblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/tumbleweed1.jpg
― not_goodwin, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 13:29 (thirteen years ago) link
Filming to begin in less than two months...
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/02/07/us-hobbit-idUSTRE7165JY20110207
My thoughts exactly.
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 12:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Last week's New Yorker profile of Del Toro, featuring all the Hobbit back story, is fantastic, albeit weirdly weight-obsessed. http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2011/02/07/110207fa_fact_zalewski
― I've been dancing since 9 and I'm tired and hungry (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 15:44 (thirteen years ago) link
"pictures from the set of Hobbiton, used in Lord of the Rings and currently being prepared for filming of the new "The Hobbit" movie."
http://www.flickr.com/photos/59354874@N04/
page 2: http://www.flickr.com/photos/59354874@N04/page2/
Bilbo's house is on the second page.
― Cunga, Thursday, 10 February 2011 19:44 (thirteen years ago) link
I have never understood why anyone would put a door handle in the middle of a circular door. I don't care how short you are, it doesn't make any sense
― I, Mr. Sneer Joy (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 10 February 2011 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link
actually the shorter you are, the harder time you would have opening it, because you're arms are too short!
After reading that NYer profile, I'm kind of glad he's off this. Really want him to make that Lovecraft flick though, which the wikipedia page seems vague on whether it was actually greenlit or not.
― one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 10 February 2011 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link
http://io9.com/#!5757616/first-video-of-the-dwarf-and-hobbit-cast-of-peter-jacksons-the-hobbit-together-at-last/gallery/5
― Pirates of the Caribbean V: Letters of Marque & Reprisal (Phil D.), Friday, 11 February 2011 15:08 (thirteen years ago) link
whoa, didnt know andrew sullivan was gonna be in this
― max, Friday, 11 February 2011 16:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Via Ian McKellen's blog: http://www.mckellen.com/cinema/hobbit-movie/110308.htm
I've seen Bilbo — in three dimensions.I was visiting old friends in the Stone Street offices and heard Martin Freeman was just round the corner by the permanent greenscreen, done up as Bilbo, testing his costume in front of the 3D cameras. Indeed, there he was in the open air, mostly oblivious to the camera, though turning this way and that as required. Martin improvised a hobbity gait, padding back and forth, testing his big hairy Hobbit feet, pointy ears and little tum.Beneath the shade of a tent, in a sun hat, Andrew Lesnie was remotely controlling the two lenses within the mighty camera which digitally records in 3D. His screen showed the familiar 2D image but next to it, above the director's chair, was a large colour screen in full magical three dimensions, much as it will appear in the cinema — courtesy of the spy-glasses that transform the blurred outlines onscreen to the high definition exactitude of the 3D effect.
I was visiting old friends in the Stone Street offices and heard Martin Freeman was just round the corner by the permanent greenscreen, done up as Bilbo, testing his costume in front of the 3D cameras. Indeed, there he was in the open air, mostly oblivious to the camera, though turning this way and that as required. Martin improvised a hobbity gait, padding back and forth, testing his big hairy Hobbit feet, pointy ears and little tum.
Beneath the shade of a tent, in a sun hat, Andrew Lesnie was remotely controlling the two lenses within the mighty camera which digitally records in 3D. His screen showed the familiar 2D image but next to it, above the director's chair, was a large colour screen in full magical three dimensions, much as it will appear in the cinema — courtesy of the spy-glasses that transform the blurred outlines onscreen to the high definition exactitude of the 3D effect.
― Ian Curtis danced like a tortured chicken DO U SEE (Phil D.), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 15:00 (thirteen years ago) link
oh man
FUCK 3D
― sean gramophone, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 17:06 (thirteen years ago) link
goddamn you Avatar so much to answer for
― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 17:12 (thirteen years ago) link
i have no desire to see any movie in 3D but how much does shooting it that way effect (or dim) the visuals if you're watching it in 2D (in a regular theater or at home later)?
― JaySeanLilWayne (some dude), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 17:15 (thirteen years ago) link
"the spy-glasses"
― difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 19:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Well to me it suggests that instead of shooting the film to make the best 2D movie they possibly can, they will be splitting their attention between two different formats, and possibly with an edge to 3D gimmicks.
― sean gramophone, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 19:28 (thirteen years ago) link
"I've seen Bilbo — in three dimensions."
This statement seems so dirty to me...
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Could it be that people aren't going out to see movies at the rate they used to unless they are 3D IMAX MEGABLOCKBUSTERS?
That's my guess.
― Dear Caroline, I miss you terribly. The time has come to put ours (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 19:59 (thirteen years ago) link
People want to see those 1D blockbuster stories in 3D!
― StanM, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 20:03 (thirteen years ago) link
so can we talk for a second about how he was watching Martin Freeman live in costume doing motion capture work and that's not the part he's talking about re: "I saw him in 3D"
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link
He saw Martin in reality and Bilbo on screen in 3D is how I understood it?
― StanM, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfesknLk5uI
― StanM, Thursday, 14 April 2011 14:52 (thirteen years ago) link
This is the first truly exciting thing I've seen about The Hobbit in a loooonnnggg time.
I'm totally psyched now and I think Peter Jackson as director is great move.
― Moodles, Thursday, 14 April 2011 14:59 (thirteen years ago) link
April 1st lol @ http://www.mckellen.com/cinema/hobbit-movie/blog.htm
― StanM, Thursday, 14 April 2011 15:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Surprised no-one posted about the 48 frames per second thing. Sounds much more interesting than it being in 3D.
― nate woolls, Thursday, 14 April 2011 15:02 (thirteen years ago) link
I'd like to see a comparison 24/25 fps vs 48 fps because I'm not sure what to think. If it were such an improvement, wouldn't they've been shooting at 48 for years already?
― StanM, Thursday, 14 April 2011 15:15 (thirteen years ago) link
can the human eye tell much difference?
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 April 2011 15:20 (thirteen years ago) link
"Dear Mr. Lucas. Please take note.... ehem..
REAL FUCKING SETS!!!!
Thank you for your time.
aegisgfx 1 hour ago 5 "
― not_goodwin, Thursday, 14 April 2011 15:32 (thirteen years ago) link
It'll look a lot more like video. x-post
― Melissa W, Thursday, 14 April 2011 15:34 (thirteen years ago) link
martin freeman doing well for the ol' Postwar British Comedy scoreboard between arthur dent and bilbo. he should go oscar with money or something.
― difficult listening hour, Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link
(totally looking forward to this though)
― difficult listening hour, Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link
Let's not forget that he's Dr. Watson too!
― Moodles, Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:37 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-13599286
― Latham Green, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 14:26 (twelve years ago) link
Sir Ian McKellen and Elijah Wood will reprise their roles as Gandalf the Grey and Frodo respectively.
??? Was Frodo even born during the events of Hobbit? Or will the movies include an epilogue with Frodo or something?
― Tuomas, Monday, 6 June 2011 13:11 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah some sort of framing thing.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 June 2011 13:24 (twelve years ago) link
I think Frodo is seen during a song and dance number with Smaug called "Don't be takin' my treasure/My precious Ring(reprise)"
― Latham Green, Monday, 6 June 2011 13:27 (twelve years ago) link
There's gonna be a heck of a lot padding in these things
― Number None, Monday, 6 June 2011 13:42 (twelve years ago) link
please God no long drawn out scenes with enya in the background and Hobbits sniffling and hugging
― Latham Green, Monday, 6 June 2011 13:46 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0,,20504849,00.html#20980350
― Kim, Thursday, 23 June 2011 15:26 (twelve years ago) link
http://www-images.theonering.org/torwp/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Dori-Nori-and-Ori.jpg
― StanM, Thursday, 7 July 2011 17:42 (twelve years ago) link
^ dwarves, not Hobbits, obv
― StanM, Thursday, 7 July 2011 17:48 (twelve years ago) link
Ugh.
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 7 July 2011 17:48 (twelve years ago) link
So, in this period of Middle Earth, dwarves are made of plastic?
― Michael Bay, CEO of Transformers (Phil D.), Thursday, 7 July 2011 17:49 (twelve years ago) link
They're related to garden gnomes.
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 7 July 2011 17:49 (twelve years ago) link
nice to see he's using a lighter touch this time. subtly done, those plastic midgets
― remy bean, Thursday, 7 July 2011 17:53 (twelve years ago) link
god i need to remind myself to stop opening up "anticipating" threads
― ☂ (max), Thursday, 7 July 2011 18:05 (twelve years ago) link
haha max
― Ayatollah Colm Meaney (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 7 July 2011 18:45 (twelve years ago) link
is this whole movie gonna be short people? if so they should only charge half price.
― remy bean, Thursday, 7 July 2011 18:49 (twelve years ago) link
quarter price, since they're gonna split this movie into two parts
― skinny arbuckle (latebloomer), Thursday, 7 July 2011 20:03 (twelve years ago) link
I had troll dolls that looked more convincingly human.
― online pinata store (Nicole), Thursday, 7 July 2011 20:13 (twelve years ago) link
but they're not human, they're dwarfs, do you see???
― not bulimic, just a cat (James Morrison), Thursday, 7 July 2011 23:27 (twelve years ago) link
wasn't the cartoon hobbit only 1 1/2 hours? i thought they captured everything necessary in that, and even padded it with songs. i totally don't get why this is gonna be 2 movies, and am a bit worried now!
― messiahwannabe, Saturday, 9 July 2011 05:56 (twelve years ago) link
Entirely my concern! Should be a nice lighthearted prologue to the overblown Lord of the Rings.
― Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Saturday, 9 July 2011 06:51 (twelve years ago) link
even the flimsiest novella can be adapted for the screen into two 3-hour movies -- the material is there, they may as well shoot as much of it as they want
― some dude, Saturday, 9 July 2011 10:12 (twelve years ago) link
But they are putting in loads of stuff that isn't in the book.
― Number None, Saturday, 9 July 2011 11:16 (twelve years ago) link
eh, i kinda disagree. i mean i'd be happy to be proved wrong by the movie itself - if it's 6 hours of film in 2 sittings and it all rocks, ok, great, i take it all back! but i feel like the hobbit's a fairly concise story, and filling it out into 2 long movies is kinda stretching it out more than is strictly necessary. i mean, are they really gonna put Gandalf's Adventures Somewhere Completely Different in the middle of the frikkin hobbit? frankly i'm worried.
the lord of the rings was overblown, but that's kinda it's charm. and yet how muchm of the books (not to mention filmed footage) did they have to excise to make it a compelling narrative? don't get me wrong, i'm not complaining, i thought the movies were great - enjoyed every minute. but they really couldn't have been a millisecond longer without starting to bore me.
the hobbit needs no new material - it's perfectly written to be transformed to a single feature length film. god, is this the studios pressuring (or even just encouraging/indulging) pj to make 2 movies instead of one, just to automagically double the ticket sales? ugh.
― messiahwannabe, Saturday, 9 July 2011 11:38 (twelve years ago) link
(xpost 1 up)
<already firing up final cut to make a "phantom edit" of bloated 6 hour hobbit epic fail>
― messiahwannabe, Saturday, 9 July 2011 11:42 (twelve years ago) link
They're going to have a whole bit about driving the Necromancer out of Mirkwood. Probably a big battle scene and everything
― Number None, Saturday, 9 July 2011 11:45 (twelve years ago) link
they didn't 'have to' excise anything from the books to make lotr compelling, but pj & clunkin scriptwriter team did so anyway because the story needed less wonder and more werewolve action sequences.
These will be worth watching, and regardless of above pic i can't believe they'll look anything less than amazing, but if the same hatchet job is done on the script and the acting is as wooden as in lotr, it'll be another almost-but-not-quite job. Tolkien deserves better than that.
― VIRGIN ROO (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 July 2011 11:51 (twelve years ago) link
I don't think they're doing two films cos of studio pressure, i think it's entirely down to the hubris of Peter Jackson
― Number None, Saturday, 9 July 2011 11:55 (twelve years ago) link
i would love to anticipate this, as i LOVED the hobbit as a kid. and loved it just as much when i reread it as an adult. never felt as passionate abt the LOTR books, which i know is heresy, but too much of a great thing is still just ... too much. still, the hobbit, man! fuck.
but good christ i hated the LOTR movies. hated their imagination-free visual style, pitiless length, sopping sentiment, bland characters and funcrushing reverence. half liked the first one in the theater, or tried to, but was utterly defeated by the next two. and fared no better in attempting to give them another chance on video. twice! such awful, awful things.
so how am i gonna anticipate a six-hour hobbat? did no one notice that the book is abt one-fifth the length of the LOTR series? not two fucking thirds...
― also we’re divorced now and i hate this movie. (contenderizer), Saturday, 9 July 2011 15:34 (twelve years ago) link
wasnt one of the complaints about the LOTR movies that they sacrificed the leisurely pace of the books for action movie hijinks? maybe this will be a slow and pastoral journey through middle earth~
― Ayatollah Colm Meaney (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 9 July 2011 16:03 (twelve years ago) link
if you want to anticipate the Hobbit, imagine a hairy foot disappointing a human face — forever
― Kerm, Saturday, 9 July 2011 16:08 (twelve years ago) link
more that they dragged some sections, left others out and invented whole new ones in order to 'correct' what jackson saw as pacing difficulties, but yeah.
you might be on to something if we didn't already know that jackson is shooting an entire movie about things that weren't in the hobbit at all.
― VIRGIN ROO (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 July 2011 16:24 (twelve years ago) link
Some pics
http://imgur.com/a/BXXBA
― StanM, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 20:27 (twelve years ago) link
Wonder why we didn't post the initial trailer...oh wait, ILX was down then.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 20:27 (twelve years ago) link
well here it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0k3kHtyoqc
― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 21:45 (twelve years ago) link
u know what would be cool is if they really take advantage of their short stature to shoot this in a really crazy wide aspect ratio like 4:1
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 21:48 (twelve years ago) link
Can't play it cool, I'm pretty excited about this. Martin Freeman looks like he'll be perfect.
Some of the dwarves don't look all that dwarfish though, more like samurai or something.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 19 April 2012 00:13 (twelve years ago) link
^yeah, it gets even a little more concerning than that...
Fili & Kilihttp://www.flicksandbits.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/kili-fili-hobbit.jpg
― Chris S, Thursday, 19 April 2012 00:20 (twelve years ago) link
Looks like PJ's intent on bringing individual character and backstory to each of the 238 or so identical dwarves in the book. No wonder we're in for six hours of movies. Wasn't it kind of a joke that there were loads of them and they were pretty much interchangeable in the book?
Still excited though.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 19 April 2012 00:36 (twelve years ago) link
this sounds weird
http://www.vulture.com/2012/04/will-new-hobbit-footage-change-3-d-forever.html
― Number None, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 23:53 (twelve years ago) link
some footage about to be shown live streaming right now:
http://www.theonering.net/live/
― Chris S, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 00:12 (twelve years ago) link
wait so if it's at 48fps does that mean it looks like when you visit your parents and they're too old to notice that they've got that batshit setting on the tv that makes everything look like a wedding video? surely it doesn't look like that.
― their private gesture for bison (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 00:18 (twelve years ago) link
(although i'll tell you what's a trip: computer-animated movies with that setting on.)
― their private gesture for bison (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 00:19 (twelve years ago) link
Jeffrey Wells has seen the revolution at 48 fps:
http://hollywood-elsewhere.com/2012/04/48_frames_chang.php
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 01:32 (twelve years ago) link
I don't really understand why that would make it brighter or anything but the flickering is definitely a problem.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 02:00 (twelve years ago) link
You're watching, it seems, high-def video footage that, in an earlier time, might have been shot simultaneously along with the traditionally captured, more cinematic version that would be shown in theatres...or so you would have told yourself as you watched it in 1998 or 2005 or whenever. Except this is now and the high-def, 48 fps footage we saw this morning is it -- this is how the movie will actually look.
Is this actually saying anything?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 02:02 (twelve years ago) link
prob not, it's Jeff Wells
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 02:03 (twelve years ago) link
Hopefully they will charge 2x for tickets to cover the cost of all that additional movie we're being graced with.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 02:07 (twelve years ago) link
i dont think anyone knows how many theaters are actually going to be able to project it at 48fps, but im guessing not very many
― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 09:48 (twelve years ago) link
"In a manner of speaking I was creaming in my pants this morning."
Jeff Wells in a nutshell tbh
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 12:50 (twelve years ago) link
fucking dwarves
― THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:14 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlB77vM2FMg
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:19 (twelve years ago) link
(That's the safe for work version. This isn't.)
see now that i can use
― THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:20 (twelve years ago) link
Giant scroll from the movie showing a bunch of scenes including dwarves in barrels and Gandalf kicking it with Beorn.
― MacArthur Parkour (Phil D.), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link
Wow, that's a lot more into the book than I would have thought the first movie would have gotten, about two-thirds. Guess they're really going to spend a lot of time in Lake-town/Lonely Mountain/Battle of Five Armies (which I'm good with).
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 14:52 (eleven years ago) link
Martin Freeman has looked so weird in all of the promotional pictures for this, it's like he's had some sort of digital plastic surgery.
― I found him in a Bon Ton ad (Nicole), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 14:53 (eleven years ago) link
I never did like the posters for the LOTR movies, I admit, so it's nice to see that tradition carried on here. Just gimme a new trailer!
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 14:55 (eleven years ago) link
Guess the spiders will be the climactic sequence.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 14:58 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, looks like they're arranging the division between the two movies for Maximum Cumberbatching, which is really your only winning strategy these days.
― MacArthur Parkour (Phil D.), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 14:58 (eleven years ago) link
LOL at invisible Bilbo
http://geek-news.mtv.com/2012/07/10/exclusive-the-hobbit-figures/
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link
Ice Ice Bilbo
― MacArthur Parkour (Phil D.), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link
Though now I wonder if they're going to do some bullshit thing where he's transparent in the movie or something (like the Rankin-Bass version), even though the LOTR movies went a full-on invisible route.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link
It's probably just another toy to sell. IIRC they sold invisible Frodo figures as well.
― I found him in a Bon Ton ad (Nicole), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link
Makes sense.
Also, call me amused:
http://www.theonering.net/torwp/2012/07/08/58398-benedict-cumberbatch-visits-the-zoo-for-inspiration/
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link
Some Jacksony stuff from his FB:
Looking forward to giving fans a glimpse of the Hobbit, answer questions and share a few stories about our return to Middle-earth. For those of you who won't be attending Comic Con, we have several things in the pipeline to share with you over the next few weeks. Our new video will be ready very soon - in fact our video blog crew has already left for Comic Con, and we'll be capturing a behind the scenes look at our experiences there. We're talking about possibly including a few clips from our Hobbit reel in the blog. We are also working on our next trailer, which you should expect to see sometime in September. Lastly, let me give you more detail about my decision to screen the Hobbit Reel at Comic Con in 2-D and 24 fps. My LA Times quotes are brief and the topic deserves a little more detail than that. We have conducted many private screenings of Hobbit footage in the US and several international territories, running the same reel twice - once at 24fps, and secondly at 48fps. This has allowed distributors and exhibitors direct comparison of the two formats. The response has been universally strong for the higher frame rate of 48fps. When we screened only the 48fps reel at CinemaCon a few months ago, some bloggers focussed stories, not on the content, but on their negative reaction to 10 mins of high frame rate footage. This reaction convinced me that the only fair way to experience 48fps, is to sit down and watch a complete feature length movie, with a narrative, not quick trailer cuts. Do I want the ComicCon Hobbit stories to be all about 48 fps? Of course I don't. I want to present footage from a movie we're all proud of, with terrific performances and I'm looking forward to seeing what you think. I've always been happy to bet on myself, and for me the experience of watching the full Hobbit movie in 3-D and 48 fps is something really special. Fully immersive, like stepping into Middle-earth. The screen disappears, and you enter the world of the movie in a vivid way. I love it. The subject of high frame rates has serious film industry implications, and it's important that it's judged in the fairest possible context. I'm afraid that a presentation of a short clip reel in a huge convention center is simply not the way to do it. I'm sorry if people attending Comic Con were hoping to see a glimpse of 48 fps, but let me say that in December, if you choose to see the Hobbit in a great cinema, projecting the higher frame rate, you will be in the best place to make up your own mind. And you will have the choice - there will be plenty of cinemas screening both versions. Here's my prediction: this time next year, there will be several movies shooting at 48 fps. As an industry, we have to push the current technology to provide more spectacular and immersive experience in the cinema, on a nice huge screen.
For those of you who won't be attending Comic Con, we have several things in the pipeline to share with you over the next few weeks. Our new video will be ready very soon - in fact our video blog crew has already left for Comic Con, and we'll be capturing a behind the scenes look at our experiences there. We're talking about possibly including a few clips from our Hobbit reel in the blog.
We are also working on our next trailer, which you should expect to see sometime in September.
Lastly, let me give you more detail about my decision to screen the Hobbit Reel at Comic Con in 2-D and 24 fps. My LA Times quotes are brief and the topic deserves a little more detail than that. We have conducted many private screenings of Hobbit footage in the US and several international territories, running the same reel twice - once at 24fps, and secondly at 48fps. This has allowed distributors and exhibitors direct comparison of the two formats. The response has been universally strong for the higher frame rate of 48fps.
When we screened only the 48fps reel at CinemaCon a few months ago, some bloggers focussed stories, not on the content, but on their negative reaction to 10 mins of high frame rate footage. This reaction convinced me that the only fair way to experience 48fps, is to sit down and watch a complete feature length movie, with a narrative, not quick trailer cuts. Do I want the ComicCon Hobbit stories to be all about 48 fps? Of course I don't. I want to present footage from a movie we're all proud of, with terrific performances and I'm looking forward to seeing what you think.
I've always been happy to bet on myself, and for me the experience of watching the full Hobbit movie in 3-D and 48 fps is something really special. Fully immersive, like stepping into Middle-earth. The screen disappears, and you enter the world of the movie in a vivid way. I love it.
The subject of high frame rates has serious film industry implications, and it's important that it's judged in the fairest possible context. I'm afraid that a presentation of a short clip reel in a huge convention center is simply not the way to do it. I'm sorry if people attending Comic Con were hoping to see a glimpse of 48 fps, but let me say that in December, if you choose to see the Hobbit in a great cinema, projecting the higher frame rate, you will be in the best place to make up your own mind. And you will have the choice - there will be plenty of cinemas screening both versions.
Here's my prediction: this time next year, there will be several movies shooting at 48 fps. As an industry, we have to push the current technology to provide more spectacular and immersive experience in the cinema, on a nice huge screen.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 July 2012 22:32 (eleven years ago) link
fuck you and your 48fps hire a fucking writer
― starfish entryprize (darraghmac), Friday, 13 July 2012 23:22 (eleven years ago) link
uh not you, ned
take it to the beef thread darragh jeez :)
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 13 July 2012 23:34 (eleven years ago) link
i'm p sure peejay doesnt do beef anymore
― starfish entryprize (darraghmac), Friday, 13 July 2012 23:36 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 13 July 2012 23:37 (eleven years ago) link
Astounding!
More PJ:
Q: Even as well as you know Tolkien, I'm sure the process of making these two new films has presented you with new insights and connections with the material. What surprises have you found in Middle-earth or in the work of the bookshelf wizard?A: As slight as people think the "Hobbit" novel is, compared to the "Lord of the Rings" books, we have been surprised at how rich the world is, and how many interesting themes and characters there are to explore. We are also using extensive parts of the appendixes, which were published at the end of "Return of the King." This is not just "The Hobbit" - it's "The Hobbit" set in a much greater context of events taking place throughout Middle-earth during this period. The material is so rich. In fact, only this last week or two, we've been talking to the studio about allowing us to shoot some additional material next year, to fully complete the story.
A: As slight as people think the "Hobbit" novel is, compared to the "Lord of the Rings" books, we have been surprised at how rich the world is, and how many interesting themes and characters there are to explore. We are also using extensive parts of the appendixes, which were published at the end of "Return of the King." This is not just "The Hobbit" - it's "The Hobbit" set in a much greater context of events taking place throughout Middle-earth during this period. The material is so rich. In fact, only this last week or two, we've been talking to the studio about allowing us to shoot some additional material next year, to fully complete the story.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 14 July 2012 13:33 (eleven years ago) link
Bits of the trailer hinted at that use of the extra appendices material, like the whispered, intense exchange between Thorin and Gandalf.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 14 July 2012 13:34 (eleven years ago) link
These comments seem to be being spun into a "Is The Hobbit now going to be three films, not two" story
http://www.hitfix.com/news/peter-jackson-considering-hobbit-2-film-split-watch
― Alba, Monday, 16 July 2012 13:00 (eleven years ago) link
Or maybe they're separate comments, actually.
― Alba, Monday, 16 July 2012 13:01 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theonering.net/torwp/2012/07/30/59780-peter-jackson-confirms-third-film/
Eye-rolling big time here.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 30 July 2012 17:06 (eleven years ago) link
Why not four films
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 30 July 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link
This seemed like a foregone conclusion to me the very second the idea was first floated.
― Simon H., Monday, 30 July 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link
so there's gonna be a lot of slow motion in these movies I guess
― aspiring barkitect (silverfish), Monday, 30 July 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link
It is only at the end of a shoot that you finally get the chance to sit down and have a look at the film you have made. Recently Fran, Phil and I did just this when we watched for the first time an early cut of the first movie - and a large chunk of the second. We were really pleased with the way the story was coming together, in particular, the strength of the characters and the cast who have brought them to life. All of which gave rise to a simple question: do we take this chance to tell more of the tale? And the answer from our perspective as the filmmakers, and as fans, was an unreserved ‘yes.' We know how much of the story of Bilbo Baggins, the Wizard Gandalf, the Dwarves of Erebor, the rise of the Necromancer, and the Battle of Dol Guldur will remain untold if we do not take this chance. The richness of the story of The Hobbit, as well as some of the related material in the appendices of The Lord of the Rings, allows us to tell the full story of the adventures of Bilbo Baggins and the part he played in the sometimes dangerous, but at all times exciting, history of Middle-earth. So, without further ado and on behalf of New Line Cinema, Warner Bros. Pictures, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, Wingnut Films, and the entire cast and crew of “The Hobbit” films, I’d like to announce that two films will become three. It has been an unexpected journey indeed, and in the words of Professor Tolkien himself, "a tale that grew in the telling." Cheers, Peter J
We know how much of the story of Bilbo Baggins, the Wizard Gandalf, the Dwarves of Erebor, the rise of the Necromancer, and the Battle of Dol Guldur will remain untold if we do not take this chance. The richness of the story of The Hobbit, as well as some of the related material in the appendices of The Lord of the Rings, allows us to tell the full story of the adventures of Bilbo Baggins and the part he played in the sometimes dangerous, but at all times exciting, history of Middle-earth.
So, without further ado and on behalf of New Line Cinema, Warner Bros. Pictures, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, Wingnut Films, and the entire cast and crew of “The Hobbit” films, I’d like to announce that two films will become three.
It has been an unexpected journey indeed, and in the words of Professor Tolkien himself, "a tale that grew in the telling."
Cheers,
Peter J
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 30 July 2012 17:10 (eleven years ago) link
aloha on the steel guitar
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 July 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link
Christ. Each one three hours long presumably.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 30 July 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link
Ok, I'm checking this thread again in 2018 when the Extended Edition Blu-Ray box set of The Hobbit + LOTR is released. Bye!
― StanM, Monday, 30 July 2012 17:17 (eleven years ago) link
ugh.
― all the worlds a stage and kitty's just stepped into the spotlight (cajunsunday), Monday, 30 July 2012 17:30 (eleven years ago) link
and here I was thinking that stretching this into two films was a bad idea...
― Moodles, Monday, 30 July 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
I'm sure none of the New Line or Warners execs were exactly trying to talk Jackson out of stretching things out more.
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 30 July 2012 17:36 (eleven years ago) link
xpost -- It is a bad idea. This is worse.
See the part of me that (yes) loves the appendices, the minutiae and everything extended and sprawling about what Tolkien did perversely enjoys this huge expense to film what was essentially his retconning of his own work.
But dramatically this really could have been been a great self-contained film, a glorious if long one-off. Two films, a stretch. Three films telling this story? I just don't even.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 30 July 2012 17:37 (eleven years ago) link
Warners needs to milk those cashcows (esp since there is never ever going to be another Batman film).
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 July 2012 17:40 (eleven years ago) link
I sincerely hope this turns out to be three 70-minute flicks.
― Simon H., Monday, 30 July 2012 17:40 (eleven years ago) link
(esp since there is never ever going to be another Batman film).
Yeah I'm pretty certain there will be, albeit quite possibly not another decent one.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 30 July 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link
As somebody who loves Peter Jackson's early movies, it's a bummer that it looks like his work is going to be centered on the Hobbit/Tolkien for the forseeable future. Not that I didn't like the first trilogy of movies, but I would like for him to do something different.
― LISTEN TO THIS BRAD (Nicole), Monday, 30 July 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link
He's rumoured to be adapting Phillip Reeve's excellent Mortal Engines books at some point, which I would be more excited to see than more Middle Earth twaddle at this point.
http://mortalengines.wikia.com/wiki/Mortal_Engines_%28film%29
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 30 July 2012 17:55 (eleven years ago) link
I think they're already kicking around the idea of another Batman flick now with it coming out in 5 years or so under a different director
― Steam Sale Jonesin' (kingfish), Monday, 30 July 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link
no wonder Del Toro ran a mile
― Number None, Monday, 30 July 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link
This io9 photo seems apt.
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17uftph5epp2cjpg/original.jpg
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 30 July 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link
'DEAL WITH IT'
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 30 July 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
http://io9.com/5930350/some-totally-real-reasons-why-the-hobbit-had-to-be-a-trilogy
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 19:35 (eleven years ago) link
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey - December 14, 2012The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug - December 13, 2013The Hobbit: There and Back Again - July 18, 2014
http://www.movies.com/movie-news/the-hobbit-third-film/8949
― StanM, Saturday, 1 September 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link
sigh, fine.
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Saturday, 1 September 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link
The Hobbit: Hobbity and Hobbiter - May 28, 2015
― tylerw, Saturday, 1 September 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link
hobbit, hobbit, for the love of god please hobbit at once
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 September 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link
The Silmarillion VIII: the Reckoning - December 14, 2024
― StanM, Saturday, 1 September 2012 20:50 (eleven years ago) link
with charles bronson
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 September 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link
The Hobbit III: There and Back, Again!
― Chris S, Sunday, 2 September 2012 00:11 (eleven years ago) link
The Ho4bit
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Sunday, 2 September 2012 00:27 (eleven years ago) link
Complaining about how it's "stretched" begs the question. With two movies, it always seemed to me that stuff would still have to be compressed or left out. Plus you know they'll expand the battle o' five armies, which was just a short summary in the book.
― B'wana Beast, Sunday, 2 September 2012 05:43 (eleven years ago) link
Oh yay cause the battle scenes were so the best thing in LOTR :/
― ledge, Sunday, 2 September 2012 09:57 (eleven years ago) link
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
I so, so hope this one'll be a meditation on draconian ennui, three hours of nothing but Cumberbatch moping around.
― Tuomas, Monday, 3 September 2012 09:30 (eleven years ago) link
Go not to Dragons for ennui, for they will say "Oh I suppose so"
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 3 September 2012 10:50 (eleven years ago) link
New trailer tomorrow.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link
She's Gotta Hobbit
― Broney, Pt. 1 (Pillbox), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 21:52 (eleven years ago) link
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link
Bilbo Fever
A Sam Gamgee Joint
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 22:37 (eleven years ago) link
Et voila
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYz0JWJioOM
― a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 14:51 (eleven years ago) link
Wargs! Trolls! Orcs! Gollums! Bears!
― a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 14:54 (eleven years ago) link
Think I'll wait till there's an edit without Martin Freeman.
― ledge, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link
Damn, even the stone giants in the Misty Mountains. Didn't think they'd actually show!
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link
Okay LOL at Radagast having a sled pulled by a trained team of huge attack rabbits. Night of the Lepus!
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 15:18 (eleven years ago) link
Rabbitgast the Brown
― a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link
(secretly so excited I can't stand it but will shroud excitement in detached enthusiasm)
eh, it's cool I guess
*grin*
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link
See, I think he is a jackass but his acting is okay? I can overlook it anyway.
― controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link
I am going to go see this and pretend he is Arthur Dent the whole time.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 17:38 (eleven years ago) link
same difference
― Number None, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 17:39 (eleven years ago) link
Hell yes.
Note to Hollywood: Make more movies with wizards in them!
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link
Eh, if you broke it down I bet the wizard to movie ratio has been relatively high the last few years.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 18:19 (eleven years ago) link
Harry Potter ruined the curve.
― controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
What's that weird black blob at 0:31?
― nate woolls, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
I don't knock his acting, I think he's great at playing Martin Freeman. I just never saw Bilbo as being very Martin Freemanish. Same for Dr Watson. Arthur Dent - could've been Freemanesque if Simon Jones hadn't got in there first. Tim from The Office, yeah he was Freemany.
― ledge, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link
Is the CGI finished? It seems a lot cartoonier than in LOTR.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link
I'm excited for these, been rewatching the LOTR trilogy with my wife over the past few weeks (taking forever because why extended editions) and forgot how much I enjoyed 'em.
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 20:04 (eleven years ago) link
Fellowship is the only one that's significantly improved in the extended cut iirc.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, midway through Two Towers and that seems to be true, so far anyway.
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link
I wish there could be a special moodles cut edition that included about half the extra scenes from the extended cuts but left the rest as is.
― Moodles, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
the extended Faramir/Boromir story arc from ROTK was a worthwhile addition iirc.
― Broney, Pt. 1 (Pillbox), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:50 (eleven years ago) link
That actually played out better than I expected.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:52 (eleven years ago) link
the dumbest shit in the extended editions is the whole Aragorn falls off a cliff/Arwen love story subplot
― stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:59 (eleven years ago) link
and yeah Fellowship is absolutely the best
Fellowship and Towers both better in the extended version. Return of the King is the only one that comes out worse, but the shorter version isn't so hot, either.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 22:18 (eleven years ago) link
I like the extra Mordor scenes in ROTK
― Moodles, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link
Pick a dwarf, any dwarf:
http://www-images.theonering.org/torwp/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Hobbit-movie-dwarf-poster.jpg
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 September 2012 03:43 (eleven years ago) link
Not sure if I can take 7 hrs of that.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 28 September 2012 07:04 (eleven years ago) link
yeah i think that poster lost me
― Clay, Friday, 28 September 2012 07:05 (eleven years ago) link
or at least whatever was left of me that was still a motivated interest
― Clay, Friday, 28 September 2012 07:06 (eleven years ago) link
Pretty true to the spirit of the book imo.
― Autumnal the faun (ledge), Friday, 28 September 2012 08:26 (eleven years ago) link
what's with the Fonzie dwarf?
― Number None, Friday, 28 September 2012 09:19 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb0mtuobi11qz6f9yo1_500.jpg
(thx tubmlr dudes)
― Autumnal the faun (ledge), Friday, 28 September 2012 09:37 (eleven years ago) link
Aidan Turner sticks out as being very Aidan Turner-y while the rest look very...tolkien.
― controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Friday, 28 September 2012 10:58 (eleven years ago) link
james nesbitt (3rd, top row) will be p familiar to brit viewers too
― Ward Fowler, Friday, 28 September 2012 11:00 (eleven years ago) link
― Number None, Friday, September 28, 2012 5:19 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
lol, was wondering the same thing. lorenzo lamas dwarf imo
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 28 September 2012 11:01 (eleven years ago) link
horribly familiar xpost
― Number None, Friday, 28 September 2012 11:02 (eleven years ago) link
there's more Tolkein vibe in that Dutch(?) book cover than there is in the whole of the trailers i've seen so far, the heavy, dingy, po-faced look of everything outside the Shire is totally absent of any magic or otherness, just another grubby cartoon action-movie. even the giants throwing rocks which reads as a cute simile for the weather in the book has to become actualised and uglified and serious-business-ified and ugh ugh ugh i've decided i don't hate Tolkein just this lame literalist murdering of everything that was decent in his books
― syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Friday, 28 September 2012 11:18 (eleven years ago) link
something Deleuze/Guattari wd have fun with about the way the book's pack of dwarves has to become these differentiated characters with a quirk attached to each so's they breathe off the page god those trolls make me angry too
― syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Friday, 28 September 2012 11:21 (eleven years ago) link
so on balance, you're lukewarm?
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Friday, 28 September 2012 11:33 (eleven years ago) link
i can't explain quite what it is but magicless wd be as close as i can get to my objection, and the whole dragging of a world that belongs to the 1930s/40s into the tedious quest for "realism" that is the 21st century. i'm sure somebody more invested in Tolkein than me has written something comparing Jackson's entire enterprise to Saruman's work on the Shire
― syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Friday, 28 September 2012 11:36 (eleven years ago) link
I don't know what he would have thought of Jackson's movies, but the notes from Tolkein in the annotated version of The Hobbit lead me to believe that he would not have cared for that book cover. He was vehemently opposed to the illustrations for foreign editions of his book having any influence from Disney or being cutesied up.
― a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Friday, 28 September 2012 11:45 (eleven years ago) link
i don't think that cover's very Disney
― syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Friday, 28 September 2012 11:49 (eleven years ago) link
No, but its awfully cute. I want to hug it.
― a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Friday, 28 September 2012 11:51 (eleven years ago) link
yeah it's cute. i think there's a primitivism that chimes with something Tolkeiny, i seem to recall Smith of Wootton Major's original illustrations having that folk tale vibe to it too
― syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Friday, 28 September 2012 12:07 (eleven years ago) link
I just don't get why about half the dwarves look dwarfy and the rest just look like dudes.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 1 October 2012 05:14 (eleven years ago) link
i am not a tolkien fan At All and i much preferred the lotr movies to the books and i like martin freeman but i have no hope for this thing. i read the hobbit like ten times as a little kid and will always love it and yeah i'm with NV; a lumbering epic triptych with lots of whispered conversations about the dark lord is just the furthest furthest thing from the hobbit i can imagine. (it's like the lord of the rings or something.) the small scale of the hobbit is its best feature, the way a mercenary (even criminal!) job for a bunch of shady gold-lovers and their semiattentive and vaguely abusive wizard patron turns into a bildungsroman for a 50-year-old man (yeah yeah i know hobbits live long so 50 is actually like 15 or whatever but all of bilbo's mannerisms and habits and likes are middle-aged, and his awakening from a kind of vacantly satisfied middle-aged british pastoral childishness is all the better for being juxtaposed w/ thorin's awakening to the positive points of this same childishness). how great is it at the end when for the generic heroic work of Slaying The Dragon tolkien drags on and just as quickly shoves off a generic hero, because 1) this isn't bilbo's department and 2) we don't care, since bilbo slew the dragon that mattered when he could have turned back in the tunnel and didn't. obviously the movie is not out yet and could be anything but i find it verrrrrrrry hard to imagine that the fairy-tale smallness, the focus on very minor forms of heroism, could be preserved across a nineish-hour trilogy that knows about the ring.
― a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Monday, 1 October 2012 06:05 (eleven years ago) link
reviewing this thread i find that i have already posted all of that. all of it. bedtime i think
― a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Monday, 1 October 2012 06:07 (eleven years ago) link
Remake of "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" or GTFO
http://www.theonering.net/torwp/2012/10/08/62953-neil-finn-of-crowded-house-provides-the-end-title-song-for-an-unexpected-journey/
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
"the greatest adventure"
― a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:38 (eleven years ago) link
actually this film's principal failing is likely to be its omission of "that's what bilbo baggins hates"
― a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:39 (eleven years ago) link
Though apparently one of the trailers shows the dwarves singing...something at Bag-End. Maybe just Pogues songs.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link
You're kind of the last person I'd expect to have not seen the trailers by now, Ned!
But yeah I was rereading the book and there's a lot of "and then they carried on with much singing" - it would be kind of hilarious if the films were 50% musical.
TBH what I suspect will happen is that they're just not going to be the 4-hour butt-numbers that the LOTR films were - if you split it at entering Mirkwood / Smaug's death, and stick in all the Dol Guldur stuff in the last section, you could make three snappy 90-minute films out of it.
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 22:34 (eleven years ago) link
(I don't really think it's going to be 90 minutes, I just reckon it'll be closer to 90 than 240)
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link
Eh? I had seen them! I just remembered a bit like that in one of them -- sure seems like they're singing something. Anyway.
I would be fine with this.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 22:39 (eleven years ago) link
Imagine if Part 1 is just hobbit songs and stories
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link
xp Ah right, the 'apparently' threw me - yeah, the song they're singing in Bag End is the one from the book afaict.
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link
the latest rumoured running time for the first one is 2hrs 44mins
― Number None, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 22:46 (eleven years ago) link
man i had somehow forgotten that that song's in the book! was just thinking of the cartoon. never mind then.
― a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 23:44 (eleven years ago) link
There's a lot of singing in LotR too, but they left almost all of that out, except for Pippin's Enya number in the third film (which I don't think was in the book?). I had high hopes that, based on the source material, the movies would've been more musical-ly, but sadly they weren't... For example, when Gandalf "dies" in the first book, the other members of the Fellowship burst into a multi-part lament, with Aragorn starting to sing spontaneously, Legolas continuing after him, etc. How awesome would've it been if that was in the movie?!
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 07:08 (eleven years ago) link
*leafs through book, does not find anything resembling that scene* (Frodo sings a song in lothlorien 35 pages later but Legolas says the grief is still to near for him to sing.)
― ledge, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 07:36 (eleven years ago) link
Hmm, maybe I misremember, but I'm pretty sure there's some scene in the books where the characters start to spontaneously sing when they think someone is dead... Maybe it was when Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn think Merry and Pippin have been killed by orcs?
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 08:16 (eleven years ago) link
in the first book, the other members of the Fellowship burst into a multi-part lament, with Aragorn starting to sing spontaneously, Legolas continuing after him, etc. How awesome would've it been if that was in the movie?!
If by awesome you mean very irritating. I am so glad there was not more singing in the LOTR movies, I skipped all the songs and poetry in the book when I was a kid. I just wanted to get to the orc killing.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:58 (eleven years ago) link
You know what both audiences and production executives love? Stopping a movie dead in its tracks for the characters to sing a lament to a dead person.
― Tom Hardy & the Batbreakers (Phil D.), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:04 (eleven years ago) link
It works in musicals and Disney films, no?
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:18 (eleven years ago) link
The scene you're thinking about the funeral of Boromir at the start of The Two Towers
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:27 (eleven years ago) link
Ah, yeah, that's it!
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:33 (eleven years ago) link
Ah yes.
"You left the East Wind to me," said Gimli, "but I will say naught of it.""That is as it should be," said Aragorn. "In Minas Tirith they endure the East Wind, but they do not ask it for tidings."
Transl: "I'm not fucking singing." "Good, we'd rather not have to fucking listen, lol."
― Always try to avoid setting up future opportunities for kicking yourself (ledge), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:37 (eleven years ago) link
If that had ended up in the film I suspect farts would have been involved.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:43 (eleven years ago) link
This movie was not marketed as a Disney film or a musical, it was marketed as "Serious adventure is serious, and also hobbits."
― Tom Hardy & the Batbreakers (Phil D.), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:47 (eleven years ago) link
Yea, but if it had included all/most of the songs from the books, obviously the marketing would've been different too.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:52 (eleven years ago) link
And why can't a musical be serious? Do you think The Umbrellas of Cherbourg is not serious?
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:53 (eleven years ago) link
The movie was what it was. Of all the criticisms that were provided, and they were legion, I don't recall any of them being "Not enough musical numbers!"
― Tom Hardy & the Batbreakers (Phil D.), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:56 (eleven years ago) link
i saw QI tonight (maybe a rerun, in fact do episodes of QI ever air in originality or do they come into being pre-viewed and full-fledged as reruns? i digress) and sandy toksvig was there in a red jacket and i thought to myself that she would make a splendid hobbit, a first-rate bilbo indeed. too late now, but maybe there'll be a chance before her clogs are self-popped for a scriptwriter to have a decent crack at the franchise, eh
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 October 2012 03:56 (eleven years ago) link
i've decided i don't hate Tolkein just this lame literalist murdering of everything that was decent in his books
― syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Friday, 28 September 2012
confident that this too shall pass and you will indeed in the fulness of time remember that you do in fact hate tolkien
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 October 2012 04:00 (eleven years ago) link
Much as I will probably quite enjoy these, I kind of hope they flop massively just to teach everyone a lesson.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 09:20 (eleven years ago) link
And that somebody on the internet does a single two hour edit of all three that everybody agrees is much better.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 09:22 (eleven years ago) link
Hmm...
http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=35541
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 19 October 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link
I hope he's Bard.
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 19 October 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
Hahaha if only.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 19 October 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link
"Black arrow! You've never failed me, and I've always recovered you. I had you from my father, and he from of old. If ever you came from the forges of the true King under the Mountain, go now and speed well!"
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 19 October 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link
songwise, there's the part in the fellowship movie where sam recites a little poem about gandalf's fireworks in lothlorien. watched it once w a friend, and sam says "the finest rockets ever seen / they burst in stars of blue and green / or after thunder, silver showers" and friend suddenly yells "THAT WAS ONE OF GANDALF'S POWERS". still laugh.
― difficult listening hour, Friday, 19 October 2012 15:36 (eleven years ago) link
HA!
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 19 October 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link
was the green dragon song merry and pippin sing in rotk in the theatrical cut or the extended? ages since i've watched it. was that in the book?
― Chris, Friday, 19 October 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link
Theatrical IIRC. Not in the book (nor was that whole sequence, because what happened was *two hour lecture follows, everyone flees*).
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 19 October 2012 16:54 (eleven years ago) link
movies cut out lots of lectures iirc. Also the multiple decades between the birthday party and Frodo fleeing the shire.
― www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Saturday, 20 October 2012 05:21 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theonering.net/torwp/2012/10/22/63709-tolkiendrim-com-hi-res-photo-of-bolg-spoilers/#
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbvowvopaT1rqyl6qo2_250.jpg
I'm kind of seeing
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090817155808/heman/images/2/29/Beastman1.jpg + http://www.warmphotos.net/img/music/black/black02.jpg
― Chris S, Monday, 22 October 2012 22:03 (eleven years ago) link
A Saturday morning cartoon about Immortal would be the bollocks.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 22 October 2012 22:14 (eleven years ago) link
That's a shit costume.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 22 October 2012 22:16 (eleven years ago) link
saw the trailer in the theater the other day and i'm kinda dreading this. i haven't been so much of a JRRT fanatic since i was 12 (tho i'm still enough of one that i get upset when someone casually suggests that jackson's overcooked trilogy is better than the books) but 'the hobbit' is one of my favorite kids' books in the world and i have no desire to see it mucked up with a bunch of pseudo-serious 'this is the real backstory' bullshit. i dug all the LOTR movies at the time but, lke DLH upthread, really don't think that the jackson/LOTR vibe is suited AT ALL for this story and these characters. but yeah, i'm sure i'll still see it.
bilbo baggins is such a great character -- he's like if bertie wooster was suddenly forced into danger and had to develop some jeeves-y cleverness.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 22 October 2012 22:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.mediabistro.com/prnewser/dennys-hobbit-menu_b48172
Rejoice, ye fans of Bilbo, Frodo, Gandalf and “second breakfast”! Thanks to Denny’s, you no longer need to live in The Shire to eat like a Hobbit. As part of a joint marketing effort with the upcoming flick The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, the restaurant chain is about to launch a special, limited-time-only menu chock full of Middle Earth-inspired delights.Beginning November 6, Tolkien fans can choose from 11 breakfast, lunch, and dinner items including “Hobbit Hole Breakfast”, “Frodo’s Pot Roast Skillet,” and “Gandalf’s Gobble Melt”. Denny’s offers plenty of options for any mealtime, whether you’re sitting down to enjoy breakfast, second breakfast, elevensies, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner or supper.In support of its promotional menu, the company will launch an accompanying ad campaign including a full TV spot (sneak peek below) set to begin airing on November 12–roughly a month before the movie’s December 14 release. Denny’s hopes to cash in on fans’ growing anticipation by offering trading cards with each special entree; the chain also plans to print QR-coded place mats that enthusiasts can use to unlock movie-related content like videos and online games.
Beginning November 6, Tolkien fans can choose from 11 breakfast, lunch, and dinner items including “Hobbit Hole Breakfast”, “Frodo’s Pot Roast Skillet,” and “Gandalf’s Gobble Melt”. Denny’s offers plenty of options for any mealtime, whether you’re sitting down to enjoy breakfast, second breakfast, elevensies, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner or supper.
In support of its promotional menu, the company will launch an accompanying ad campaign including a full TV spot (sneak peek below) set to begin airing on November 12–roughly a month before the movie’s December 14 release. Denny’s hopes to cash in on fans’ growing anticipation by offering trading cards with each special entree; the chain also plans to print QR-coded place mats that enthusiasts can use to unlock movie-related content like videos and online games.
"Hobbit Hole Breakfast" what is this I can't even
― C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link
gandalf's gobble melt.
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link
anyway this is america we've been eating like hobbits for like sixty years now
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 16:31 (eleven years ago) link
Frodo's Pot Roast Skillet is the only one that doesn't sound like an unspeakable sexual act
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 16:31 (eleven years ago) link
hobbit hole breakfast already has a subreddit iirc
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link
It gets worse:
Hobbit Harvest PiesLonely Mountain TreasureRadagast's Red Velvet Pancake PuppiesBilbo's Berry SmoothieLone-lands Campfire Cookie Milk Shake
― C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
wtf are "Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies"
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link
like anyone cares about radagast.
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
They are little red hush puppies made of pancake dough. I only know this because of GIS btw.
― C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
but... red velvet implies they are chocolate? chocolate pancake hush puppies?
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.discountqueens.com/uploads/2011/11/Red-Velvet-Pancake-Puppies.jpg
radagast should probably see a doctor
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link
red velvet pancake poopies
― C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 16:52 (eleven years ago) link
hobbit harvest pies
how closely related are these to cow pies I wonder
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link
Rereading The Fellowship of the Ring recently, I'm pleased to find that my pre-Jackson ways of imagining these scenes have remained intact. I'm not obliged to view Sauron as literally a GIANT EYE.
― jim, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link
http://flyingmoose.org/tolksarc/sauron.gif
― ledge, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 18:05 (eleven years ago) link
Hahah um, I think the original link has been changed a bit...but not by much, really.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link
We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious bandwidth. They stole it from us.
http://i.imgur.com/EhzpW.gif
― ledge, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
Sauron and family at his wedding:
http://static.rateyourmusic.com/lk/f/a/eb2df878168967bd6d7083481ec37694/1121095.jpg
― C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 18:47 (eleven years ago) link
so all jokes aside i thought i'd still go and see this but i caught the trailer tonight and freeman's 'fair enough' and thorin proving that yet again jackson mistakes speaking slowly for charisma has convinced me that this is a book i don't need a shitty scriptwriter with a flair for visuals to misinterpret for me over a nine hour period
― i will fondue, and i will killue (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 23:29 (eleven years ago) link
somehow i do not remember bilbo's mood at the start of the book being quite the equivalent of martin freeman running along shouting 'i'm going on an ADVENTURE!'
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
i'm going to capture jackson and turn him into the gluttony character from se7en
― i will fondue, and i will killue (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 00:26 (eleven years ago) link
crossed with the writer in misery
chain the fucker to a desk, make him eat and type all day.
― i will fondue, and i will killue (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 00:27 (eleven years ago) link
Looking at the pictures of the Dennys hobbit meals genuinely nauseated me.
― Sug ban (Nicole), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 00:29 (eleven years ago) link
yeah, good point, we'll make him eat those all day
― i will fondue, and i will killue (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 00:29 (eleven years ago) link
Just funnel the pancake puppies down his throat.
― Sug ban (Nicole), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 00:33 (eleven years ago) link
Lots of crazy spoilers
http://io9.com/5954767/massive-secrets-of-the-hobbit--revealed
For instance:
Bombur is quite naïve, and doesn't know what to expect on this journey, but don't underestimate him. He can use his beard—which is braided into an enormous loop—as a weapon. He throws it over his enemies' heads, pulls them into his massive girth, and strangles them. Otherwise, he mostly cooks.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 25 October 2012 16:26 (eleven years ago) link
One thing you will notice as soon as you walk into Stone Street Studios is that there are massive green screens everywhere. You can take tours of the real-life places where Lord of the Rings was filmed, but The Hobbit is a largely indoor affair. Where Lord of the Rings was a masterpiece of forced perspective, Jackson opted to try something different this time around.To film Bilbo, the Dwarves, Gandalf, and the other characters at their respective heights, The Hobbit employs slave motion capture technology, specifically SimulCam. For example, when Gandalf is talking to the Dwarves and Bilbo in Bag End, the Dwarves are over on the set, and Ian McKellan is on a sound stage standing in front of a green screen.
To film Bilbo, the Dwarves, Gandalf, and the other characters at their respective heights, The Hobbit employs slave motion capture technology, specifically SimulCam. For example, when Gandalf is talking to the Dwarves and Bilbo in Bag End, the Dwarves are over on the set, and Ian McKellan is on a sound stage standing in front of a green screen.
oh good.
― difficult listening hour, Thursday, 25 October 2012 16:33 (eleven years ago) link
they could at least get McKellen's name right.
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Thursday, 25 October 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
oof.
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:14 (eleven years ago) link
Somewhat related but utterly terrifying:
http://comicsbeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/201210291336.jpg
Do not fly into Wellington airport or you will be confronted by this horrific sculpture.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 29 October 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link
"The portion consisting of his head and outstretched arm measures about 42 feet and weighs over 2,500 pounds"
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 29 October 2012 20:58 (eleven years ago) link
charming
― www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 02:23 (eleven years ago) link
OK wait, this feels bloated and long ... compared to the LOTR trilogy?!
http://blogs.indiewire.com/criticwire/early-hobbit-reviews
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:07 (eleven years ago) link
i'm not sure how it could feel like anything else! LOTR trilogy was 1200 or so pages of text, the hobbit was 300 or so. seems unavoidable for the hobbit to feel stretched.
― Z S, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:13 (eleven years ago) link
I still can't figure out how they are going to stretch this into three films. Lots of singing dwarves or something? I don't know.
― this will surprise many (Nicole), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
maybe they'll just move all the Tom Bombadil material into these movies
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
i'm gonna have a wild guess that 30 minute CGI fight scenes might do the job
― Fortuné's Old Albion Englishness (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
A negative review at Ain't It Cool News, too:http://www.aint-it-cool-news.com/node/59869
― sean gramophone, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link
I only made it about 15 minutes into The Two Towers before giving up entirely, but the LOTR trilogy already felt like the most insufferably long-winded thing ever.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, December 4, 2012 10:53 AM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I wish they would!
― my other pug is a stillsuit (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link
From AICN
It could be that Jackson's trying to introduce too many characters at once, but he commits the double sin of failing to make the most important members of the crew memorable or vital to the story. Balin, Fili, Kili, Dwalin... unless you know the story well, they barely register.
This is exactly the same as in the book, though: Fili & Kili = the young ones, Balin = likes Bilbo a bit more than most, Bombur = ho ho he's fat, the other 8 (!) are completely interchangable.
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link
Haha I wonder if Jackson will go full Lucas and rerelease The Fellowship of the Ring with blue glowing ghosts of the (majority of) the survivors of the companions, who settled in Moria and were slaughtered by the Balrog etc.
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link
I just realized they're going to have to have something in the new films about Balin actually planning to go TO Moria at some point.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link
Started rereading in prep last week. First reread in about 20 years. I'm up to them arriving at the gate of Beorn's place.
― my other pug is a stillsuit (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:31 (eleven years ago) link
Am thinking of rereading but it will only strengthen my already firm conviction to avoid the hell out of this film.
― ledge, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:33 (eleven years ago) link
http://jawiin.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/nerd-gif-6.gif
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link
There was a NYT profile of Fran Walsh on Sunday; she and the other writer added a LOTR chick or two to the scenario, and you know they prolong things.
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link
Wait, did they (Jackson and the studios) decide to stretch this out from one to three films in post-production?
― musicfanatic, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
Or is that their story at least?
― musicfanatic, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 20:20 (eleven years ago) link
I'm assuming they shot it and then didn't want to cut one precious shot of two actors on two different sized sets composited together.
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 20:21 (eleven years ago) link
it was conceived of as two, apparently.
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
Run all six of these suckers back to back, it's the Berlin Alexanderplatz of fantasy films.
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 20:45 (eleven years ago) link
It's the Empire of do not want.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 20:47 (eleven years ago) link
more like the Hundred Years War
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link
I learned to appreciate LOTR when visiting relatives on Thanksgiving and Christmas Eve and watching the things unfurling slowly in the background but fuck if any of it makes sense.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link
re-read the Hobbit last month, a great little book, but really cannot bring myself to care about this
― Force Boxman (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link
adore the lotr movies, entire hobbit project is a depressing error BUT
http://pmcmovieline.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/hobbit-48-fps-peter-jackson.jpg
would see it if it were directed by slavoj zizek
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link
reminds me of this
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/unused-audio-commentary-by-howard-zinn-and-noam-chomsky-recorded-summer-2002-for-the-fellowship-of-the-ring-platinum-series-extended-edition-dvd-part-one
― Number None, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
ha i was thinking of that too
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link
it's my single favorite mcsweeney's thing (not a v rich field)
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:12 (eleven years ago) link
"Think about the strangeness of today's situation. Thirty, forty years ago, we were still debating about what the future will be: Valar, Melkor, whatever. Today, nobody even debates these issues. We all silently accept global capitalism is here to stay. On the other hand, we are obsessed with cosmic catastrophes: Sauron securing the ring of power; the departure of the elves to Valinor. So the paradox is, that it's much easier to imagine the end of all life on middle-earth than a much more modest radical change in capitalism."
― max, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link
everything you always wanted to know about the balrog but were afraid to ask gandalf
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
the problem with saruman was that he was "not violent enough"
'it is an uncontroversial fact, a truism, if you will, that gandalf has killed more people than sauron. it isn't even worth discussing.'
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link
ah, comedy writers working out Third Way guilt.
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link
if Sauron had really been hot shit, he would have fired the Nazgul and aimed drone rockets at the Shire.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link
"scoured" it, if you will
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:45 (eleven years ago) link
it was saruman chickened out of that one tbh
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:19 (eleven years ago) link
4/5 in Empire.
― piscesx, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 10:19 (eleven years ago) link
Empire will never give a bad rating to a film they've had a massive feature on.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 10:40 (eleven years ago) link
very true. their positive 90s reviews for the later Batman films spring to mind.
― piscesx, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 11:20 (eleven years ago) link
I always imagine they send several critics to watch the film, and pick the one who had the most positive reaction to write it up.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 11:45 (eleven years ago) link
i always imagine they big up anything that teenage boys of all ages get a boner for
― Fortuné's Old Albion Englishness (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link
That One Substitute English Teacher: 25 Things You'll Totally Believe
― before and after broscience (goole), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link
Don't really GAF what ain't it cool, Empire or any nerd service sites think tbf. This thing could be a botch or a fumble but who knows, the people involved are pretty fuckin smart and they surprised me before.
― my other pug is a stillsuit (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link
the Aint It Cool review of Dark Knight Rises was ridiculously over-the-top in its geekery and seemed to be out of step with everyone else on the planet's opinion give or take. is it always like that these days?
― piscesx, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 17:32 (eleven years ago) link
Haven't they always been like that? I find AICN's house style utterly insufferable.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link
totally
― my other pug is a stillsuit (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link
the AICN review seemed reasonable. They're not all Harry Knowles
― Number None, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 18:12 (eleven years ago) link
"Mr Beaks", who works at AICN, is excellent.The others - not.
― sean gramophone, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 18:12 (eleven years ago) link
yeah, this is a bit of an ordeal. You really feel the stretching of the source material.It seems like he sort of wanted it have a lighter feel than LOTR (Radagast and his ridiculous bunnies, Barry Humphries as comedy goblin king) but couldn't resist laying on the moody flashbacks, overwrought score and endless hordes of cgi goblins. I feel like the only reason for these movies to exist was to see Smaug realised on screen and of course you don't even get that with this one.
― Number None, Monday, 10 December 2012 23:08 (eleven years ago) link
maybe when this is eventually released on DVD, instead of doing extended editions like they did with LOTR, they will make reduced editions. I would probably watch those.
― silverfish, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
so... what are the second and third films going to be called? idgi
― Twerkin in a coal mine (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
The Hobbit: There and Back Again
The Hobbit IV: Creature of Hobbit
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link
I didn't notice the 48fps business at all btw. I think there might be something wrong with me
― Number None, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link
it only works on special projectors/screens iirc?
― Roobarb and Custos (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, only select theaters. Folks say it is akin to the atrocious "soap opera" setting of hi-def TVs.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link
They also say the image is so sharp the flaws are massively apparent. One review mentioned seeing Sir Ian's contact lens edge, another the fact that the staffs and stuff now look like cheap resin replicas.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link
no, my screening was in 48fps
― Number None, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:26 (eleven years ago) link
oh right, it's probly shit then
― Roobarb and Custos (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link
It was basically the only reason i went so i was a tad miffed. Maybe i am visually impaired in some way though
― Number None, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:32 (eleven years ago) link
bought a ticket to see this in glorious 48FPS 3D at Cinerama on Friday evening. Pretty much planning on more or less hating this, but maybe it'll get the better of me.
― wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Thursday, 13 December 2012 06:04 (eleven years ago) link
my mom is totally psyched for this
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Thursday, 13 December 2012 06:13 (eleven years ago) link
just not excited about this in the slightest. not sure why; maybe the negative advance talk, but also, it just seems anticlimactic after LotR.
― akm, Thursday, 13 December 2012 06:43 (eleven years ago) link
^^^ this. I cared when the film was announced but it just seems like a chore now.
― That elusive North American wood-ape (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 13 December 2012 12:54 (eleven years ago) link
if you want to know what the future of the Hobbit movies will be like, imagine a big hairy foot stamping on a human face, forever
― A fat, shit, jittery fraud of a messageboard poster (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 13 December 2012 12:55 (eleven years ago) link
Eh, it will be by Jackson, it will have Hobbits and such, I will merrily watch it while my butt goes numb.
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 13 December 2012 12:56 (eleven years ago) link
numb yr ass and yr mind will follow
― Ward Fowler, Thursday, 13 December 2012 13:00 (eleven years ago) link
Not sure what I want to sit through less, this or Del Toro's upcoming joint.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vKz7WnU83E
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 December 2012 13:01 (eleven years ago) link
Ouch:
http://www.filmfreakcentral.net/ffc/2012/12/the-hobbit-an-unexpected-journey.html
― Room 227 (cryptosicko), Thursday, 13 December 2012 18:25 (eleven years ago) link
Seeing this in 48fps tomorrow morning, whee
It looks pretty bad imo but I want to see a 48fps movie on a nice screen.
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 13 December 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.filmfreakcentral.net/.a/6a0168ea36d6b2970c017d3ec21f9b970c-800wi
otm
I think 48fps is the only way i'd want to see this in a theater.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 13 December 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link
old hobbits die hard
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 December 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link
That review is pretty terrible, but yeah hard to take anyone serious if they are going to compare something to the Star Wars Holiday Special right out the gate. All the bitching about Jackson "manufacturing" villains and plot points and stuff.... the reviewer realizes this is fiction, right?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 13 December 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link
It's fiction, but it's also based on a beloved text.
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 13 December 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link
tbh one of the things i am most anticipating is seeing what kind of invented business Jackson/Walsh et al have imported into the book's story. It's totally fine with me as long as it's awesome.
― the clown's reflection is incorrect (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 13 December 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link
Via a friend on FB:
According to a post on thehalloffire.net from someone who's gotten a copy of Brian Sibley's "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Official Movie Guide", this is the quality dramaturgy we have to look forward to in Jackson's HOBBIT movies:"According to Barry Humphries [who plays the Great Goblin], the Great Goblin's throne doubles as a toilet, with a hole in the seat... 'The Goblin King is, among other things, grossly incontinent so if he hears the call of nature it doesn't need to interrupt his conversation and, from time to time, a beautifully crafted urn beneath the throne receives a compliment of matter from the Goblin King, generally speaking of ill-digested Dwarf.'"
"According to Barry Humphries [who plays the Great Goblin], the Great Goblin's throne doubles as a toilet, with a hole in the seat... 'The Goblin King is, among other things, grossly incontinent so if he hears the call of nature it doesn't need to interrupt his conversation and, from time to time, a beautifully crafted urn beneath the throne receives a compliment of matter from the Goblin King, generally speaking of ill-digested Dwarf.'"
Very Meet the Feeblesy.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
A follow-up comment indicates this isn't actually IN the film, but perhaps...implied.
That sounds kind of great?
It was also implied in the Fellowship film that Saruman fucked mud to generate uruk-hai iirc
― the clown's reflection is incorrect (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
being an H Shore fan in general, I got the Special Edition of the film score last night at lol Best Buy. The booklet includes a cue by cue rundown, which I stopped skimming pretty soon as it became evident that this is gonna be nothing like the book. That actually made me more eager to see the film...
(will post more on the score later, am finishing it up now)
― the clown's reflection is incorrect (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
It's not the deviation from sacred text that rubs the wrong way but the simultaneous fealty and extrapolation. I think there is legit reason to roll eyes when a 250 page book for kids is padded out into the same three-part, nine-hour epic format that an epic trio of books ostensibly for older readers merited. Whoever hoped there would be a shorter cut on DVD was OTM, since my understanding is that every fleeting mention of conflict in the novel is expanded into a full-on battle, and that what begins as dwarf adventure is bogged down both by portent - the ring! my precious! - and dwarf frivolity.
Basically, Lessons in the Perils of Trying to Please Everyone, Part 343.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
didn't notice the Great Goblins's throne but he basically has a ballsack for a face
― Number None, Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link
If it's just a matter of inflating every incident in the book into a set piece then that will, indeed, suck. My sense is that there's completely invented stuff though? Forgive me for not having read the reviews on AICN and its ilk; maybe I would already know these things if I had.
― the clown's reflection is incorrect (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link
It's kinda both Jon
― Number None, Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
I was wavering but now I am definitely seeing this movie
― Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:30 (eleven years ago) link
There's apparently invented stuff, extrapolated stuff from other books and also overblown set-piece stuff that warranted passing mention in the book.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:30 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah one of the things that leaps out rereading the book vs LOTR is how quickly the perilous incidents are wrapped up. It really is a survival from the old kind of fantasies that feel like written-down hearth tales. You don't get bogged down in details of battle choreography. I love that.
― the clown's reflection is incorrect (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link
hoping for a whimsical scene set to "The Greatest Adventure (The Ballad of the Hobbit)"
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link
The modern genre storyteller's obsession with tension and release is just not there.
xpost to self
― the clown's reflection is incorrect (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:35 (eleven years ago) link
man if they followed the book there would be SO many songs; I'm surprised they retained as many as (judging from the sdtrk) they did.
Also, I'm astonished to report that the Neil Finn song is pretty dope and apt.
― the clown's reflection is incorrect (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link
There's a Neil Finn song? That's the first thing that's made me want to see this.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
Unless it's just "Don't Dream It's Over" again, which would also be apt.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link
There are two songs, both quite brief
― Number None, Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link
The Finn song might not be in the actual film. It closes both editions of the soundtrack. It should be on youtube or something, I know it got revealed a couple of weeks ago.
― the clown's reflection is incorrect (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link
it's a cover of "Toot It and Boot It"
― Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link
it's a promo jingle for Gandalf's Gobble Melt
― the clown's reflection is incorrect (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link
a ballsack with tits
http://www.comingsoon.net/nextraimages/goblinking001.jpg
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
Crap.
Having just finished listening to the score 2CD and liking it very much indeed, I went over to the usual film score nerd boards to find out that the lion's share of the best stuff was not used at all by Jackson's team in the film, in favor of tons and tons of retracked cues from the LOTR recordings.
That sucks.
― the clown's reflection is incorrect (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 13 December 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link
I want him to rescore "The Hobbit" with cues from Ornette Coleman's and Shore's "Naked Lunch" score.
There. Much funnier here.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 December 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
I mean, Jackson did a lot of that with Shore's stuff in the LOTR films too, but this sounds much more wholesale than what he practiced before.
― the clown's reflection is incorrect (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 13 December 2012 20:21 (eleven years ago) link
RIP awesome Radagast The Brown theme
AO Scott not impressed
― If I was a carpenter, and you were a douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 13 December 2012 22:50 (eleven years ago) link
Mick LaSalle: exactly one Jar Jar Binks away from being as bad as "The Phantom Menace."
― If I was a carpenter, and you were a douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:17 (eleven years ago) link
nah. It's mainly just boring and unnecessary
― Number None, Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:19 (eleven years ago) link
No one is impressed, are they? Even the people who begrudgingly respect bits of it say it is significantly, stultifyingly too long, or too silly, or too repetitive. One review pointed out that the skinnier Jackson gets, the more swollen his films become. And no one likes the frame rate.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link
Jackson may have the most depressing career arc of any mainstream blockbuster director I can think of
― If I was a carpenter, and you were a douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:21 (eleven years ago) link
I was sort of excited to see this until I realized it was part 1 of 3
― 乒乓, Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:25 (eleven years ago) link
I know I'm going to see it at some point over the next week, but I admit I'm way less revved up about this than I might have even six months ago.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:26 (eleven years ago) link
The Kotaku review pointed out the lack of tension in scenes where a hundred orcs are fighting all the dwarves and you never feel like anything is really at stake, but there were quite a few such scenes in the original LOTR trilogy. As for this 'fake'-looking 48fps, the more it's described, the more interesting it sounds, and the more I kind of want to see it.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:27 (eleven years ago) link
again, I cannot believe what gluttons for punishment ILX0rs are. you guys will watch anything!
― If I was a carpenter, and you were a douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:27 (eleven years ago) link
stop encouraging them!
― If I was a carpenter, and you were a douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:28 (eleven years ago) link
I already bought my ticket, so my fate is sealed
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:31 (eleven years ago) link
yeah the 48fps part is the only part that sounds cool
― 乒乓, Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:34 (eleven years ago) link
I liked this bit from Anthony Lane's review (even if the Shakespeare ref is a little too Lane-ish)
Bilbo finds it: “His hand met what felt like a tiny ring of cold metal lying on the floor of the tunnel.” That is the account given by Tolkien, who knew that turning points were all the more momentous for being unadorned, but Jackson, with so much room to spare, cannot dare to underplay the crux. Instead, before Bilbo stumbles upon the ring, we see it slip from Gollum’s safekeeping, tumble in refulgent slow motion, and, on impact, give a resounding clang. (If Jackson ever films “Othello,” wait for Desdemona’s handkerchief to hit the ground like a sheet of tin.)
― Number None, Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:38 (eleven years ago) link
tbh people complaining about this being awful is the first thing that's made me want to see it
― attempt to look intentionally nerdy, awkward or (thomp), Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:41 (eleven years ago) link
before Bilbo stumbles upon the ring, we see it slip from Gollum’s safekeeping
Ugh. If I'm ever tempted to see this I should just remind myself what Jackson did to Treebeard in LOTR. (Yeah yeah I'm a tolkienerd.)
― ledge, Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:44 (eleven years ago) link
- the argt that this is an adaptation of a 250 page kids book not a 1,400 page grownups book is kind of moot, this is a film for people who already like lord of the rings! bilbo finding the ring in the hobbit (encountered naively) is just yo found a ring dood; the naive reader of the hobbit doesn't know that it is The One Ring. number of naive viewers of this film = perishingly small.- though i'm sure the above scene could be executed awfully, still.- something as heavy with incident as the hobbit could be this long in film without feeling too bloated, i think; text has powers of summary and condensation that film doesn't, and to complain that "the battle raged for three days" can't be executed in a proportionate length of film-time to one sentence of 250 pages is to miss the point- though again i don't want to defend it too prophylactically - i'm sure it could still feel awful, padded, bloated etc
― attempt to look intentionally nerdy, awkward or (thomp), Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:47 (eleven years ago) link
-think there's probably an interesting piece to be written about how advances in digital cinematography (i.e. 4K being the new aspirational standard, with 8K and upwards being thought about??) have far outpaced what CGI rendering is capable of rendering realistically
― 乒乓, Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:50 (eleven years ago) link
but CGI has always been crap. Apart from Jurassic Park
― Number None, Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link
feel like there was a period during the film era when you could count on CGI to look pretty good since the transfer to film would 'smudge' it enough to make it look passable
but now everything looks so extremely plasticky
― 乒乓, Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:53 (eleven years ago) link
Crazy talk. Most people don't even notice 90% of CGI in movies.
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:56 (eleven years ago) link
yeah there was a whole bunch in skyfall i didn't notice (don't know if it was digital projection or not). but i think when it's fantasy orc dragon dinosaur nonsense that you know isn't real it's easier to see the flaws.
― ledge, Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:58 (eleven years ago) link
jurassic park cgi was stellar tho.
feel like everybody needs to move back to 1:100 scale models lovingly painted and detailed and then set aflame
― 乒乓, Friday, 14 December 2012 00:00 (eleven years ago) link
No idea why anyone would want the 48fps version. Haven't you ever seen that horrible motion smoothing setting on a TV?
I remember an interview with Ang Lee many years ago where he said his most successful use of CGI was in "Sense & Sensibility." That that anyone would have noticed, which I think was his point.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 December 2012 00:35 (eleven years ago) link
fuck this movie and fuck peter jackson, cheers
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Friday, 14 December 2012 00:47 (eleven years ago) link
This defense (!) of 48fps is one of the harshest takedowns of the film I've read yet:
http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/culturebox/2012/12/the_hobbit_in_48_fps_why_i_liked_the_increased_frame_rate.html
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 December 2012 00:51 (eleven years ago) link
if only the audience for this shit wasn't entirely made up of children and their parents reluctantly taking them to watch it
― A fat, shit, jittery fraud of a messageboard poster (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 December 2012 00:52 (eleven years ago) link
altho i hear at 48fps you can almost see Martin Freeman act
What parent-dragged kid will sit through 3 hours of this?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 December 2012 00:54 (eleven years ago) link
You know, Josh, for someone who isn't anticipating enjoying this, you do seem to be anticipating it a lot.
the naive reader of the hobbit doesn't know that it is The One Ring.
Nor the naive writer!
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 14 December 2012 01:27 (eleven years ago) link
i kinda do want to see this now, since everyone's talking about how bad/weird it looks, but it's been so long since i've actually seen a movie in a theater that i'm worried i might not notice the difference.
― back in judy's tenuta (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 14 December 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link
I anticipate lots of people not enjoying it! I find that very enjoyable.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 December 2012 01:46 (eleven years ago) link
I'm basically planning on not enjoying the movie itself but I sure do enjoy sitting in movie theaters these days.
― wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Friday, 14 December 2012 02:37 (eleven years ago) link
a hugely overextended fantasy version of Come Dine With Me
irish times not bothering to pull any punches then
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Friday, 14 December 2012 02:48 (eleven years ago) link
i wd sit thru 6 Come Dine with Me's before i'd watch this fucker
― A fat, shit, jittery fraud of a messageboard poster (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 December 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link
which is p much the running time trade-off
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Friday, 14 December 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/the-hobbit-to-feature-53minutelong-scene-of-bilbo,30727/
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 14 December 2012 05:14 (eleven years ago) link
dying at that
― wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Friday, 14 December 2012 05:57 (eleven years ago) link
this was actually pretty good...for the first hour or so. after that it goes into ridiculous nonstop action/CGI-overload mode (though the gollum riddle scene was well done). it's pretty exhausting.
― fiscal cliff huxtable (latebloomer), Friday, 14 December 2012 08:53 (eleven years ago) link
The IMAX 3D screening I saw was supposedly 48fps but I didn't notice any real difference.
― fiscal cliff huxtable (latebloomer), Friday, 14 December 2012 09:03 (eleven years ago) link
nah it stands for 'filler peter scenes' iirc
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Friday, 14 December 2012 09:15 (eleven years ago) link
I hereby dedicate this review to be My Official Position on a film I'm not going to see:http://www.wired.com/underwire/2012/12/hobbit-review/
― ledge, Friday, 14 December 2012 12:35 (eleven years ago) link
really enjoyed it. sorry guys. carry on.
― Jamie_ATP, Friday, 14 December 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link
and i really hadn't expected to. and the 48fps looked fine.
― Jamie_ATP, Friday, 14 December 2012 13:52 (eleven years ago) link
Really funny piece in Slate, from two viewers who knew next to nothing about Tolkien:
http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/im/2012/12/the_hobbit_movie_reviewed_by_tolkien_virgins_does_the_peter_jackson_film.html
I laughed out loud at the solemn shot of the Elvish king gazing down on everyone from his moose.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 December 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link
that bit is hilarious
― Number None, Friday, 14 December 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
The moose bit cracked me up as advertised.
I thought the HFR looked pretty jarring in smaller spaces, but for the (endless) faraway pans of the group trekking across the wilderness it had an interesting quality. Sort of like tilt shift photography, maybe?
The idea that it looks bad because it looks like television is fair enough, but I don't hate how television looks. It felt like live television at times but for me it made it surreal rather than bad per se.
The Gollum section was terrific, and the goblin king was good fun.
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Friday, 14 December 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link
But, again, have you specifically seen TV running the motion smoothing, aka soap opera, effect? It's jarring enough that people often return their sets before they realize they can turn it off. Is the HFR that bad?
FWIW, future Avatars will be 60fps, which is also what video games apparently run at.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 December 2012 23:06 (eleven years ago) link
I've watched soap operas before and have seen motion smoothing.
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Friday, 14 December 2012 23:41 (eleven years ago) link
i hate motion smoothing more than anything in the entire world but i was hoping this fps stuff would be different and wouldn't have that weird bizarro effect cause it isn't interpolating frames or w/e
i'm worried
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Saturday, 15 December 2012 01:09 (eleven years ago) link
It WAS effective in showcasing some of the effects with increased clarity, but the motion-smoothing-like movement and game-cutscene feel of the more sweeping camera movements was a little distracting.
Oh, and also, this was 80 minutes of movie stretched to over twice that length.
― Simon H., Saturday, 15 December 2012 01:18 (eleven years ago) link
i hate the faux science nerdy attitude people are taking about it (incl jackson and cameron) the whole "adjust your eyes sheeple this is the future!" like just cause photography exists it doesn't make paint obsolete, just cause you can do something you couldn't do before doesn't make it better, etc
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Saturday, 15 December 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link
This film was great If you like 3 hours of dudes with big noses sitting around a campfire stroking their beards
― NINO CARTER, Saturday, 15 December 2012 01:24 (eleven years ago) link
My Dinner With Thorin
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 15 December 2012 01:27 (eleven years ago) link
P much
― NINO CARTER, Saturday, 15 December 2012 01:28 (eleven years ago) link
The most animated the crowd at my showing got was when IMAX guy told everyone the First 9 minutes of Star Trek wouldn't be shown as advertised, then started The Hobbit entirely out of focus while the entire audience rubbed their eyes thinking it was just them.
Feared for my life, was only armed with commemorative posters for self-defense...
― NINO CARTER, Saturday, 15 December 2012 01:29 (eleven years ago) link
Man the HFR made this look, by turns, a bad Britcom, a video game cutscene, and a better movie than this one unburdened by human actors.
Ballsack goblin was straight up the best part of the movie. Art direction & character design had del Toro's fingerprints on it.
The first ten minutes are just unconscionably bad. Show up late.
― wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Saturday, 15 December 2012 06:06 (eleven years ago) link
Okay that was seriously one of THE most over the top ridiculously indulgent films I have ever seen in my entire life. I'm mildly terrified it even exists and even more about what the extended version must be like. Of course, I loved it, but Jesus H.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 16 December 2012 03:31 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, the idea that there's 25 mins on the cutting room floor, and two more three-hour flicks to come...
― Simon H., Sunday, 16 December 2012 04:44 (eleven years ago) link
thought this was fun, but I went with a Tolkien superfan aka the missus aka do not speak ill of this franchise ever, so I might be biased48 fps is way more jarring than 3d, forgot I was even thatching 3d most of the time
― shave and a haircut...2 CHAINZ (m bison), Sunday, 16 December 2012 05:03 (eleven years ago) link
thatching, ho ho, autocorrectwatching, obv
― shave and a haircut...2 CHAINZ (m bison), Sunday, 16 December 2012 05:04 (eleven years ago) link
the only time i noticed the HFR was during big panning shots, where it started to look and feel like a magic eye picture
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Sunday, 16 December 2012 22:57 (eleven years ago) link
Seems the screening I saw wasn't actually HFR. So disregard my comments upthread on the matter.
― fiscal cliff huxtable (latebloomer), Monday, 17 December 2012 01:04 (eleven years ago) link
there's plenty to like about this. definitely not the disaster i was expecting, though it is way overstuffed.
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 17 December 2012 03:54 (eleven years ago) link
I expected much, much worse than this. all of the issues and quirks that I was concerned with going in ended up somehow fitting into the world and larger aesthetic just enough.
and have to say, I didn't feel like it was padded at all... I think hardcore Tolkien fans probably want to see enough travel shots and attention given to scenes like the Unexpected Party, although I can totally understand how a lot of critics wouldn't like that
all in all, LOTR had a more universal/classic appeal, whereas this is definitely much more of a pure fantasy Genre Film for fantasy nerds, but I felt it worked in that sense
― Chris S, Monday, 17 December 2012 05:13 (eleven years ago) link
well, okay, I mean the Azog stuff was padding, and some of the battle/chase scenes, but all the book stuff left in were details I would rather be in there
― Chris S, Monday, 17 December 2012 05:17 (eleven years ago) link
didn't really mind Radagast, and the White Council stuff was fine, I thought
the Battle of Azanulbizar flashback had a kind of awesome, bleak beauty to it - though it looked like a Warhammer game brought to life
― Chris S, Monday, 17 December 2012 05:22 (eleven years ago) link
Rewatched "Fellowship" last night. Damn it's pretty amazing how fast this movie moves, at least in the first half. One thing that struck me was how cheesy and bad some of the special effects setpieces are. Like the bit where Frodo and Aragorn are on the broken stairway and everything is crashing around them and they can't make the jump, so they 'ride' the stairs as it slides down. You have a shot with some of the most glaring blue-screen i have ever seen ever. Also there's an over-reliance on that choppy framed 'slow motion' effect that i really really hate.
These didn't take me out of the experience, tho. Cos O SHIT THERE ARE TWO WIZARDS FIGHTING... I'm still looking forward to the Hobbit.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 17 December 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link
Like the bit where Frodo and Aragorn are on the broken stairway and everything is crashing around them and they can't make the jump, so they 'ride' the stairs as it slides down.
Maybe a bit fake looking, but it's still the most exciting heart-in-mouth moment in the movie.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 17 December 2012 16:58 (eleven years ago) link
Clearly what Jackson needs to to do is go back and re-do the effects.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 December 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link
Will stan unreservedly for the original LotR films, so went in feeling jitters given the mixed reviews, and 48fps related guff, but viewed in "proper" IMAX HFR 3D (screen in Manchester is 2nd biggest in UK iirc) and figured might as well give into PJ's directorial vision. Loved it from start to finish. Running time not even close to being an issue, all the backstory and diversions just felt like more fun to me. Cast pretty uniformly ace, esp the dwarves, but Freeman made a very decent fist of it. Won't spoilerise anything, but the final sequence filled me with the kind of heart-thumping joy I get from the lighting of the beacons in RotK. Def want to see again.
― that mustardless plate (Bill A), Monday, 17 December 2012 20:13 (eleven years ago) link
oh and re: 48fps. No question, it's unusual and in many scenes takes away that filmic look which is part of cinema's established visual grammar. My eyes got used to it within a few mins though, and the extra clarity on the battles and location shots was eye-popping at times.
― that mustardless plate (Bill A), Monday, 17 December 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link
Damn Bill, I'm going to see it on Wednesday and I want my expectations kept low!
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 00:45 (eleven years ago) link
i didn't know that i wasn't watching it in HFR before so i take back my acceptance and now wonder what the hell is wrong with his wide panning shots
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 00:50 (eleven years ago) link
why did they subtly change the "time! time!" riddle thing?
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 00:58 (eleven years ago) link
much prefer this version of that scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puOXTlG94x8
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 01:07 (eleven years ago) link
Watching "Two Towers" now. Damn, we have a movie that starts with a wizard fighting a giant monster on fire falling through the center of the planet or whatever. Great fucking way to start a movie! After that it kinda gets slow but eh. And the Ents, as draggy as they are, are my favorite part of this whole series. I just love how surreal it is, these walking and talking trees, grumbling and creaking.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 05:10 (eleven years ago) link
saw it last night in 2D regular FR - it was a lot of fun and i ignored any problems or inconsistencies (the giant eagles bit annoyed me though).
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Thursday, 20 December 2012 10:56 (eleven years ago) link
and Ned is correct - it's like eating a triple scoop ice cream with three flakes in.
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Thursday, 20 December 2012 11:02 (eleven years ago) link
I really really enjoyed it despite its many flaws. Didn't feel its length at all. The unexpected party and riddles in the dark were the best sequences.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 20 December 2012 11:29 (eleven years ago) link
I saw it in boring old 2D/24 as well and that was just fine for me.
Maybe that's the key. The only time I felt like I wished I was watching it in 3D/48 was during the opening sequences, which were plainly showcasing the new format. I'm tempted to say I preferred it to Fellowship, which is saying something. My main problem was with storyline (I read the Hobbit when I was a kid, so I don't remember much about the plot at all), but there seemed to be one too many deus ex machina moments where Gandalf would just turn up at the last minute and save the day with a spell. I vaguely remember the bit with the three trolls being a lot more cunning in the book, but maybe someone can clarify that for me.
Gandalf looked and sounded much much older than he did in LOTR trilogy. Obviously the actor is much older, but I was surprised by his wheezing and grunting, half expecting him to cast some sort of rejuvenating spell on himself at some point in the film.
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Thursday, 20 December 2012 11:39 (eleven years ago) link
i rather liked the dwarves singing/humming in baritone harmonies
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Thursday, 20 December 2012 11:54 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah me too. I liked the dwarves generally, though Thorin was a bit of a bore. Freeman was excellent as well.
Things I didn't like were Radaghast (just daft), the council thingy with Galadriel and a plainly already evil Saruman (which was slightly Phantom Menacey in its shoehorning in of familiar characters) and the big Goblin chase, which largely just made my eyes go funny. The trolls were mediocre, and you're right that there were too many deus ex machinas.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 20 December 2012 12:14 (eleven years ago) link
The White Orc was a decent addition, he was nice and scary.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 20 December 2012 12:17 (eleven years ago) link
I was able to parse Radaghast as a bit of cutesy light relief (loved the rabbit sleigh). Agree on Saruman - I wish they'd made him a more contrasting character to LOTR. Galadriel has always kind of wound me up, both in this and LOTR and I'm always feeling as though there ought to be a bit more backstory/explanation as to why she's so highly thought of in the films.
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Thursday, 20 December 2012 12:22 (eleven years ago) link
freeman's sitcom style of acting is one of the few things i didn't like about this (along with the stupid warg attacks)
radaghast was easily one of the best bits, just suddenly this disney ass dude with birdnest hair hotboxing dying hedgehogs
HFR was incredibly distracting at first, you feel like you're watching at 1.5x speed, but i got used to it after 10-15 mins. i dont really have a strong opinion on it yet, you do notice the lack of motion blur in the action scenes but otherwise its just there. i dunno.
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 20 December 2012 12:24 (eleven years ago) link
the final scene with the bird and the snail was a really sick way to end it
IRL LOLS. I loved the fact he had birdshit all over his head as well. Who played him?
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Thursday, 20 December 2012 12:29 (eleven years ago) link
oh it's Doctor Who. Of course!
the goblin king was voiced by dame edna!
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 20 December 2012 12:30 (eleven years ago) link
so...n00b question here but the high frame rate version is 3d right? so you have to wear the glasses? how is the 3d glasses technology these days? still made out of paper with one red lens and one green lens? is it awkward wearing them with regular specs?
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 20 December 2012 14:00 (eleven years ago) link
The modern 3D glasses are big plastic things and they fit over regular specs no problem.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 20 December 2012 14:11 (eleven years ago) link
ok thanks
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 20 December 2012 14:19 (eleven years ago) link
Also polarised, not red/green. So if you put the left lens of one pair of glasses over the right lens of another pair of glasses, no light comes through. If you then take a third pair of glasses and put it between the first two at 45 degrees, light comes through again *minds blown*
― ledge, Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link
?! wtf? is this some foreshadowing of when they get to the mountain or what
― If I was a carpenter, and you were a douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 December 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
H4A is alluding also to what happens right after the bird and snail appear which is the sick part
― wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Thursday, 20 December 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
in a not-spoilers way
― wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Thursday, 20 December 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
yeah. which reminds me, i loved the image of smaug thrashing around in the sea of gold coins
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 20 December 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link
Reminded me of Scrooge McDuck.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 20 December 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link
Saw this again in HFR 3D. Still exhausting, but enjoyed it more the second time.
The thing about the high frame rate is that it has the weird effect of making the CGI look way smoother and more integrated into the environment while the live action looks like sped up video.
― fiscal cliff huxtable (latebloomer), Thursday, 20 December 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link
I can see it being a format that would benefit computer animated movies but it's off-putting with live actors
― fiscal cliff huxtable (latebloomer), Thursday, 20 December 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link
― wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Thursday, 20 December 2012 22:16 (eleven years ago) link
Chap OTM about Scrooge mcduck. Sleeping in a pile of coins can't be very comfy, even of you are a ginormous dragon
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Friday, 21 December 2012 01:49 (eleven years ago) link
http://redlettermedia.com/half-in-the-bag-the-hobbit-an-unexpected-journey/
― "It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Drunk!" (kingfish), Friday, 21 December 2012 02:19 (eleven years ago) link
I would watch a whole Radagast movie. But I was also annoyed that LOTR had no Tom Bombadil. Not a huge fan of the books or anything but those and the ents are the only good parts.
― wk, Friday, 21 December 2012 02:26 (eleven years ago) link
i was wondering if tom bombadil and radagast weren't the same person... i guess not?
IIRC tom bombadil section of LOTR is achingly slow and serves little to the plot
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Friday, 21 December 2012 09:45 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, those bombadil scenes were a bit silly, but I always liked what he signified for the mythos.
The shape and history of that world is mapped out so exhaustively, from the creator god down to the smallest of small details. And just when you think it's all pretty much pinned down and you know where you stand, along comes bombadil to upset the apple cart. Tolkien basically pulls the rug out from underneath the whole hierarchy that he created. I mean, I wish TB didn't sing so much, but I like his status as more or les the only total mystery in his universe.
Fwiw thought this film was excellent in places but a bit of a drag over 3 hours, same as most everyone else it seems.
― Windsor Davies, Friday, 21 December 2012 10:33 (eleven years ago) link
i really didn't think it dragged that much TBH. Maybe one or two scenes could have been a bit shorter, but it was so vivid and indulgent I didn't mind.
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Friday, 21 December 2012 10:39 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, I found it pretty zippy. I was a bit surprised when it ended.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 21 December 2012 12:20 (eleven years ago) link
still no interest but i am a lil smdh at those who dont expect a powerful wizard to be a deus ex machina tbh, in fact 90% of harry potter's shitness can be traced to dumbledore clearly not tkob in the manner that is to be expected of wizards
― banlieue jagger (darraghmac), Friday, 21 December 2012 14:17 (eleven years ago) link
tkob should be tcob, not four fifths of a boyband from 1990
Sure, but as many have pointed out, if Gandalf can simply summon a flock of giant eagles to come and carry the party away from danger, why not go the whole hog and drop them off at the Lonely Mountain?
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Friday, 21 December 2012 14:22 (eleven years ago) link
cause it's like 500 miles away, the eagles are doing a favour they're not a taxi service.
― ledge, Friday, 21 December 2012 14:25 (eleven years ago) link
dwarves only fly short-haul
― banlieue jagger (darraghmac), Friday, 21 December 2012 14:28 (eleven years ago) link
Sorry mate, don't go south of Rohan I'm afraid..
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Friday, 21 December 2012 14:29 (eleven years ago) link
Gonna see this today. Normally I eschew 3D, but in this case am I really shooting myself in the foot if I see this in standard? I'm in NYC so there are ample options for both...
― the clown's reflection is incorrect (Jon Lewis), Friday, 21 December 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
Wow this was my favourite fantasy movie since uh Willow, and I didn't care for LotRI might've changed my mind about CGI-heavy fantasy, it did feel like a gaming-sitcom-animated film-musical-fantasy hybrid and I felt like I was actually watching something brand newI was skeptical abt the trilogy aspect but then loved all the digressions in practiceI'd see it again tomorrow
― capital in ruins, thousands dead (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 21 December 2012 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
:-)
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 21 December 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
Pale Orc looked like the p90x guy
― capital in ruins, thousands dead (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 21 December 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
paul ryan?
― before and after broscience (goole), Friday, 21 December 2012 20:51 (eleven years ago) link
Tony Horton!
― capital in ruins, thousands dead (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 21 December 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link
not nearly as bad as critics have painted it. I would have rather have seen the del torro version, I think, especially after reading up on how it would have had more of a fairy tale atmosphere and undoubtedly would have been shorter. But Freeman is exceptional in the role and I liked all the dwarves. some of the battles scenes seemed excessive but whatever. Nice Sylvester McCoy turn. Deviations from the book didn't bother me very much. Also, saw it in 2d, and no idea if it was 42fps or whatever, but it looked great, no extra fakeyness and none of that motion smoothing at all. Didn't feel like it missed a thing by being in 2d.
― akm, Monday, 24 December 2012 05:36 (eleven years ago) link
Went against all my previous promises and decided to see it. Was painfully aware of all the textual deviations, some inconsequential but pointless (in the book he invites Gandalf to tea so he is expecting a visitor, just not dwarves); some I can grudgingly accept for reasons of upping the pace (warg attack before Rivendell); some heavy world tinkering that kinda makes sense but I'm not overly thrilled about (extended grudge match between dwarves and elves). What really winds me up though is how every scene of mild peril becomes an extended tableaux of ridiculous and implausible calamity. They can't just see a fight between stone giants, they have to spend five minutes getting swung about on the leg of one. They can't just be surprised and captured through a gap in the cave, they have to fall into a giant rollercoaster mousetrap contraption. What had me rmde more than anything was the protracted nonsensical escape from the goblin city.
But it wasn't all bad, against my expectations Freeman acquitted himself well, riddle scene was pretty well done (minor deviations excepted), I liked the eagles but why didn't they stick around for a chat? Elves were the usual lol up themselves. Radagast was pure batshit but I liked him. It didn't really drag at all.
HFR was immediately apparent, if you didn't spot any difference then you can't have seen it. Keystone Kop thing very noticeable but I think it wore off. CGI and greenscreen v v obvious in parts - first warg attack in particular - but not in others. Most of all it looked incredibly real, like you honestly could step into the screen, and in a couple of scenes I thought characters were going to step out - and I think that was down to HFR, not 3d. It doesn't have the traditional 'magic' of film but it does have the magic of high quality Planet Earth style nature documentary and that's definitely worth something.
― ledge, Monday, 24 December 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link
I meant tableau of course.
― ledge, Monday, 24 December 2012 16:04 (eleven years ago) link
I think the biggest problem with the film really is that there is too much action, and not enough Hobbit. Freeman is so good, but he doesn't seem like he's at the center of the story most of the time. I wish the film was a bit more from his POV.
― akm, Monday, 24 December 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
There was a lot more whingy selfish Baggins in the book, complaining about being cold and tired and hungry, thinking of his hearth and home "not for the last time". Was expecting Freeman to do that quite well, instead he was pretty upstanding all the way through, even his attempted exit from the cave in the mountains was painted v sympathetically. I know you don't want yer hero to be a complete arse but a little more ambiguity as per the book would have been good.
― ledge, Monday, 24 December 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
this ruled
― 乒乓, Friday, 28 December 2012 21:44 (eleven years ago) link
What really winds me up though is how every scene of mild peril becomes an extended tableaux of ridiculous and implausible calamity. They can't just see a fight between stone giants, they have to spend five minutes getting swung about on the leg of one. They can't just be surprised and captured through a gap in the cave, they have to fall into a giant rollercoaster mousetrap contraption. What had me rmde more than anything was the protracted nonsensical escape from the goblin city.
you're kinda selling me on seeing this tbh
― arby's, Friday, 28 December 2012 21:50 (eleven years ago) link
that all sounds pretty fun!
I finally saw this today and really enjoyed it! The goblin king's ball chin was very disturbing, especially in 3d.
― this will surprise many (Nicole), Friday, 28 December 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
saw it in HFR 3D, at first I thought I was watching one of those 10 minute movies they show at history museums, like George Washington Chops Down A Cherry Tree
― 乒乓, Friday, 28 December 2012 22:09 (eleven years ago) link
then it was like, vintage PSX FMV
― 乒乓, Friday, 28 December 2012 22:10 (eleven years ago) link
also did christopher lee and peter jackson make up?
I guess what was most unsettling was that they found the guy who could most approximate aragorn's screen presence while also being short to play thorin
― 乒乓, Friday, 28 December 2012 22:13 (eleven years ago) link
I mostly liked this though during the stone giant scene I suddenly recovered a suppressed memory that Peter Jackson made King Kong and I saw it and it was shitty.
― joygoat, Friday, 28 December 2012 22:14 (eleven years ago) link
OTM
― friday goodness thank it's (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 28 December 2012 23:18 (eleven years ago) link
Omg fuck Sylvester McCoy bottle feeding a fucking porcupine in "hfr" 80s BBC yakety sax quality, who thinks that looks good?
― adam, Friday, 28 December 2012 23:32 (eleven years ago) link
hate to be the one to tell you this but ... it was a hedgehog
― 乒乓, Friday, 28 December 2012 23:35 (eleven years ago) link
Armitage is actually six foot two. Movie trickery, gotta love it...
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 29 December 2012 02:15 (eleven years ago) link
Anyway to my honest surprise this thing seems to be actually gaining a little steam based on the box office returns, even after the expected drop off over the second weekend. My initial impression really was that it just was too out and out OTT to have a chance to come close to Fellowship, say, but it seems like it is, while plenty of people I know who don't know the story said they loved it.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 29 December 2012 02:18 (eleven years ago) link
Based on the LOTR documentaries that happened during the publicity tour for ROTK in Copenhagen, so there ya go.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 29 December 2012 02:19 (eleven years ago) link
i had so much fun seeing this. Serkis and McKellen were better than ever and worth the price of admission by themselves and then there was a lot of other great stuff besides them.
― fanute me or shoot me (some dude), Saturday, 29 December 2012 03:35 (eleven years ago) link
I'm glad the consensus is positive, the only person I know who didn't enjoy it IRL is my brother, who has been getting all boring Tolkien purist about it. And I suspect he liked it more than he'll admit.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Saturday, 29 December 2012 03:38 (eleven years ago) link
i respect the opinions of the people who are well versed in the books and have issues w/ these as adaptations (and someday i will reread The Hobbit/finish LOTR) but just as movie magic spectacles i love the LOTR trilogy and this feels right in step with those, if with different strengths/weaknesses in spots. so people who liked the previous movies but not this one confuse me.
― fanute me or shoot me (some dude), Saturday, 29 December 2012 03:47 (eleven years ago) link
The tone's a good deal more frivolous, if you like your fantasy all portentious and brow-furrowed I can see this might not hit the spot for you. Conversely my Dad, who was bored stiff by LOTR, thought this was a hoot.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Saturday, 29 December 2012 03:50 (eleven years ago) link
yeah but that seems like a response to the difference in source material, although yeah i guess that would provide different opinions of the films nonetheless
― fanute me or shoot me (some dude), Saturday, 29 December 2012 03:52 (eleven years ago) link
If anything Jackson's found a way to make the stories even more consistent that Tolkien ever managed. Tolkien never did a full rewrite of the Hobbit -- he started once but it soon gave out -- but he retconned a chunk of it, mostly to do with Gollum, for an edition in the mid-sixties that's now the standard one.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 29 December 2012 03:59 (eleven years ago) link
the dwarves reminded me of travolta in battlefield earth
― 乒乓, Saturday, 29 December 2012 04:14 (eleven years ago) link
Tolkien never did a full rewrite of the Hobbit -- he started once but it soon gave out -- but he retconned a chunk of it, mostly to do with Gollum, for an edition in the mid-sixties that's now the standard one.― Ned Raggett, Friday, December 28, 2012 7:59 PM (30 minutes ago)
― Ned Raggett, Friday, December 28, 2012 7:59 PM (30 minutes ago)
Mostly to do with the ring iirc... originally the ring was just a magic trinket more or less, not THE ONE RING.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 29 December 2012 04:33 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Xjtv3.gif
My new favorite gif.
― this will surprise many (Nicole), Saturday, 29 December 2012 04:35 (eleven years ago) link
some of the comic relief made me grit my teeth but man this movie was fun
― arby's, Saturday, 29 December 2012 05:01 (eleven years ago) link
also it helps to think, when you're watching this, that you're just marathoning a tv series, doesn't feel long at all
― 乒乓, Saturday, 29 December 2012 07:43 (eleven years ago) link
except for the year between episodes
― autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Saturday, 29 December 2012 08:30 (eleven years ago) link
My mates are seeing this today. Even though I've seen it already I'm jealous I can't go
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Saturday, 29 December 2012 09:39 (eleven years ago) link
― 乒乓, Friday, December 28, 2012 5:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Well, he did have Gandalf and Galadriel talk telepathically or whatever during most of Lee's dialogue, which was pretty hilarious.
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Saturday, 29 December 2012 14:16 (eleven years ago) link
seasons, my man, year between seasons
― 乒乓, Saturday, 29 December 2012 15:37 (eleven years ago) link
Woah, really? There was an old Christopher Lee sci fi movie called Starship Invasions where he also speaks telepathically, and it's pretty funny.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:01 (eleven years ago) link
I didn't know Christopher Lee and Peter Jackson had a falling out... anyone have a link on the story? Certainly Lee couldn't have been upset that he was playing a villian... did he get screwed out of money or something?
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Saturday, 29 December 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link
Nvermind I found it... funny that I don't remember his scenes being cut in ROTK because I have only been watching the extended editions for the past 6 years or so and there's plenty of Lee action in the extended cut.
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Saturday, 29 December 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
http://static.winterdrake.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/hobbit2.png
― These are my every day balloons (Ste), Saturday, 29 December 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link
I don't often do See Image Info but that one had me right clickin' in a second.
― ~farben~ (Jon Lewis), Saturday, 29 December 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link
This was pretty dire. Started off well, but once they hit the road it went to shit. Absolutely loved the riddle scene though; no surprise that Serkis tore it up and Freeman finally became Bilbo, if only for that short while.
Once I noticed that the pale orc looked like Peter Garrett in a muscle suit I couldn't take him seriously.
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 30 December 2012 22:21 (eleven years ago) link
throughout the whole movie I was sitting there thinking "damn, they spent all this money on this and it still looks fake as hell"
― 乒乓, Sunday, 30 December 2012 22:23 (eleven years ago) link
Serkis should get a damn oscar nod already imo
― PliesStripAThon5Jan20th@gmail.com (some dude), Sunday, 30 December 2012 22:24 (eleven years ago) link
As a nerd, I enjoyed this movie. But I can't say I'd recommend it to the average person on the street.
I got up to pee while the dwarves were singing and washing dishes. When I got back, that was still happening.
Still, I may go catch it in IMAX as I personally love to be submersed in these fantasy worlds. The original novel is a great story, but has that annoying "I'm reading this aloud to my grandson" tone. So I'm personally all for interjecting more mythos into the story.
Bottom line: Rankin & Bass did it better, even if they abridged it in the process.
― Nate Carson, Saturday, 5 January 2013 00:44 (eleven years ago) link
new board description
― NINO CARTER, Saturday, 5 January 2013 00:51 (eleven years ago) link
It was funny to me at the time ass well.
At least I have good instincts about when to pee!
― Nate Carson, Saturday, 5 January 2013 01:57 (eleven years ago) link
christopher tolkien gave his first ever interview this year:
Invited to meet Peter Jackson, the Tolkien family preferred not to. Why? "They eviscerated the book by making it an action movie for young people aged 15 to 25," Christopher says regretfully. "And it seems that The Hobbit will be the same kind of film."This divorce has been systematically driven by the logic of Hollywood. "Tolkien has become a monster, devoured by his own popularity and absorbed into the absurdity of our time," Christopher Tolkien observes sadly. "The chasm between the beauty and seriousness of the work, and what it has become, has overwhelmed me. The commercialization has reduced the aesthetic and philosophical impact of the creation to nothing. There is only one solution for me: to turn my head away."
This divorce has been systematically driven by the logic of Hollywood. "Tolkien has become a monster, devoured by his own popularity and absorbed into the absurdity of our time," Christopher Tolkien observes sadly. "The chasm between the beauty and seriousness of the work, and what it has become, has overwhelmed me. The commercialization has reduced the aesthetic and philosophical impact of the creation to nothing. There is only one solution for me: to turn my head away."
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 7 January 2013 20:50 (eleven years ago) link
I think he is far, far overestimating the effect Jackson's films will ever have on the way people read these books.
― ~farben~ (Jon Lewis), Monday, 7 January 2013 21:01 (eleven years ago) link
I think the key point is more how people won't read the books when they have the movies!
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 7 January 2013 21:03 (eleven years ago) link
that's part of what I mean, I think he's being way too pessimistic about that.
― ~farben~ (Jon Lewis), Monday, 7 January 2013 21:05 (eleven years ago) link
Time will tell. As someone who has pretty much everything he's overseen and edited of his father's work, I shall some of his pessimism.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 7 January 2013 21:10 (eleven years ago) link
No matter how prominent the films are, we're talking about the most popular novels in the world...
― ~farben~ (Jon Lewis), Monday, 7 January 2013 21:17 (eleven years ago) link
And the films have made book sales skyrocket. Though when you realize how much money the Tolkien family is being cheated out of, it sort of puts his attitude in perspective.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 7 January 2013 21:36 (eleven years ago) link
cheated? heirs pffft
― Welcome to my world of proses (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 7 January 2013 21:38 (eleven years ago) link
Is he not overstating the beauty, seriousness and philosophical etc of his father's books somewhat? Tolkien was a scholarly writer, granted, but artistically not exactly Nabakov.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 7 January 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link
that was my first thought
― Kindle Nagasaki (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 January 2013 22:37 (eleven years ago) link
Knowing what I know of the family and all, I think CJRT is extremely glad of that very fact!
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 7 January 2013 22:37 (eleven years ago) link
tolkien isn't at that level exactly but maybe 'writing as good as nabokov' isn't the greatest way to judge an author. he's a pretty major writer in a lot of ways (how many other authors basically invented a new genre?) and he clearly took his own work seriously. not surprised christopher feels protective of his dad's work since he's basically devoted his life to it.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:25 (eleven years ago) link
dunno about that genre invention thing
― Welcome to my world of proses (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:26 (eleven years ago) link
i know you can point to all sorts of precedents but the specific kind of fantasy literature that came after JRRT seems pretty different from anything that came before.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:29 (eleven years ago) link
true, he's definitely a demarcation point
― Welcome to my world of proses (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:29 (eleven years ago) link
people 15 to 25 you say
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 03:29 (eleven years ago) link
saw this tonight and actually dug it way more than i expected to. the rivendell stuff was interminable and i could've done without one or two of the protracted battle scenes (and most of the prologue) but everything else was awesome. actually pretty scary in places, much moreso than i would've expected.
the gollum scene knocks it out of the park -- SO good.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 07:18 (eleven years ago) link
can't wait for 6-part silmarillion series
― buzza, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 07:28 (eleven years ago) link
This movie was largely crap, with a moment or two of not crap. Things:
1) Considering the giant evil white orc was one of the lamest things about "Return of the King," it's a shame they added another, let alone one that looked like a Thundercat.
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081123044821/thundercats/images/3/3d/Panthro.jpg
2) I felt that the scale was off with this one. I could never figure out the height relationship of dwarves, hobbits, goblins, trolls and orcs.
3) Could they not afford dwarf make-up for that one last human-looking dwarf?
http://cdn1.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/Kili-the-Dwarf-The-Hobbit.jpg
4) That first hour should have been released as a stand-alone tease over the summer, then the rest better paced and fleshed out.
5) So they just literally stumble upon Rivendale? Not on the map, I guess.
On the plus side, I didn't mind all the prequel portent, because otherwise nothing is at stake.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:01 (eleven years ago) link
pretty sure Gandalf lead them to Rivendell deliberately while pretending it was an accident
― Number None, Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
But how did the dwarves, arch-rivals of the elves, not know they were headed straight for Rivendale? That would be number one on my dwarf list of places not to go.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:12 (eleven years ago) link
because it's a hidden valley
― Number None, Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:29 (eleven years ago) link
And they eat salads, which explains why they eventually invented dressing.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:31 (eleven years ago) link
xpost Ah! Of course.
Anyway, moot, because that is among the very least of this not quite a film's problems.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:32 (eleven years ago) link
entmoot?
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:33 (eleven years ago) link
Re reading the book currently, not seen this film yet nor in any rush to, but forgotten just how 'jolly' a read it is
― These are my every day balloons (Ste), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:58 (eleven years ago) link
every dwarf looks human, the one just has a trimmed beard
― arby's, Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:19 (eleven years ago) link
and okay his nose is less pronounced, but he's also much younger than most of the others iirc
― arby's, Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:20 (eleven years ago) link
i did kind of appreciate that all the dwarfs looked different, in the book you can't keep them straight -- it's thorin and 12 guys with funny names.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:22 (eleven years ago) link
er, 'dwarves,' i guess is the tolkienish word.
Every single one of them had a bulbous nose or some other facial prosthetic, except that one.
Also, I kept expecting someone's beard (or feet!) to go up in flames at any minute. If I lived in a world where fire was an everyday part of life - for cooking, fighting, light, heat - I'd keep that shit trimmed or otherwise out of the way.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:33 (eleven years ago) link
idk, the heavy prosthetic work was given to the olds and fats. thorin, that one, and his brother had very light or no prosthetics afaict. it is peculiar tho that they were like 'no aragorn so we need a dwarf with DREAMY EYES'. anyway, the idiot one with the slingshot was the worst.
― arby's, Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:52 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.buzzfeed.com/louispeitzman/the-13-dwarves-in-the-hobbit-ranked-by-hotness
Kili is the only one without exotic facial hair, though, and clearly that dwarf could have managed. Maybe a rival dwarf clan went at him with some clippers?
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 January 2013 23:11 (eleven years ago) link
A found review from a trusted source.
― Magic Miike (R Baez), Sunday, 13 January 2013 03:45 (eleven years ago) link
I just saw this movie in 3D at the IMAX. Don't think it was 48fps but the 3D was great and the movie was awesome and it never dragged and it didn't feel like stuff was just thrown in for no reason and both me and my dad were pretty much just WTF about all the bad criticism this movie has gotten. Gandalf was a slight letdown from the previous eps (he did seem older and a little lower on energy) but Bilbo and the Dwarves were great, Radagast was SO MUCH FUN to watch, the bad guys were a little less faceless videogame enemy this time around, Gollum did some good stuff, and the scenery, my god, the scenery was just GORGEOUS. Some of the shots of for instance Radagast's hut in the forest were just mindblowingly cool fantasy landscapes that sort of surpassed anything shown in the other films.
Anyways i had a great time and would def see again!
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 04:06 (eleven years ago) link
I hope Radagast is in the next two movies.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 04:09 (eleven years ago) link
An expert weighs in:
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WhLvwIUuLWg&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Ffeature%3Dplayer_embedded%26v%3DWhLvwIUuLWg
― fiscal cliff huxtable (latebloomer), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 04:17 (eleven years ago) link
Between this and Life of Pi, I'm finding myself finally sold ont he whole CGI aesthetic, after so many years. It feels like computer images in movies have been warming up until now and that directors are only just hitting their stride and using things like CGI/3D to its best potential.
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 09:19 (eleven years ago) link
Ok apparently the theater i saw this at is listed as having 4fps movies. I did not really notice any difference, though during the trailers and Star Trek preview beforehand, the 3D effect during even slow camera pans was just nearly unwatchable, and during the Hobbit i don't think there was a single scene (aside from one rather quick rollercoaster-like sequence) where the image was blurry. Has anyone here for sure seen the 48fps and not really noticed the difference? I've heard so many bad things that frankly it feels like maybe I really just saw the 24fps one.
I just gotta say again how much i enjoyed the 3D. Some scenes it was barely noticeable, and some scenes it really added alot to the visuals. The bits where they discussing the necromancer in the elvish city of Rivendell were particularly breathtaking in scope.
I agree about the CGI. The effects in this are a step up from the original trilogy, they are really getting the hang of it.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
you didn't see it in 48fps.
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 16:17 (eleven years ago) link
I generally don't mind 3D, but I have never seen a 3D movie in 2D in the theaters and wished it had been in 3D.
Funny you should mention the CGI, because I actually kept thinking as I watched this how disappointingly not far CGI has come since the other three movies. Maybe credit goes to Serkis, but I kept thinking how less convincing/engaging the trolls and goblin king were than Gollum (let alone King Kong).
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
the 48fps showings are only in regular 3d - not 2d, not IMAX 3D. if you saw the HFR showing you definitely would've noticed
i thought some of the CGI was really good looking, some of it was super duper shitty (the wargs)
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 16:24 (eleven years ago) link
Read that as 'wangs' and wondered which version you DID see.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 16:26 (eleven years ago) link
That's Numberwarg!
― the dyspeptic Hirax (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 16:28 (eleven years ago) link
maybe i will go see this today.home sick from work, so really no better time right?
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 16:50 (eleven years ago) link
can u make other Hobbit fans sick?
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 17:07 (eleven years ago) link
This movie was so skippable. See something else twice instead.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 17:23 (eleven years ago) link
you guys don't understand,i love dwarves and elves and shit.
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago) link
not to mention WIZARDS
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link
There are dwarves and elves and shit in both Django Unchained and Skyfall.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 17:55 (eleven years ago) link
i don't believe it.
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 17:58 (eleven years ago) link
You have to put on your special glasses to see them. I will be happy to sell you the glasses at a discount.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 18:01 (eleven years ago) link
>the 48fps showings are only in regular 3d - not 2d, not IMAX 3D
Don't know about regular 2D, but the IMAX 3D showing I saw was def 48fps and visibly so (UK). Recognise this might vary from "territory to territory" though, and dependent on the whims of the cinema chain.
― that mustardless plate (Bill A), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 18:04 (eleven years ago) link
otmx100000000
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 19:15 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.davidbordwell.net/blog/2013/01/16/a-hobbit-is-chubby-but-is-he-off-balance/
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 18:50 (eleven years ago) link
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Tuesday, January 15, 2013 4:19 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i'm of the complete opposite view - think I talked about this upthread, but the improvements in digital tech (from dvd 480p to bluray 1080p to, what, 4k?) has made it so that it's easier than ever to see the CGI sheen on the CGI sequences, it's awful, bring back miniature models and trick photography, return of the jedi had better efx than the hobbit
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:02 (eleven years ago) link
(saw this in HFR though)
otoh I really do admire films like this for being so balls-in-your-face fake, not apologetic at all about it, watch this amerrrrrica you're gonna give me your money anyway
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:03 (eleven years ago) link
I do want to see this in HFR cos it does sound like a very different experience. Not sure i want to spend another $18 on a movie ticket though. No wonder i have little problem w pirating movies.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:08 (eleven years ago) link
I just realized that bumping up the resolution and framerate probably also severely increases render time on CGI sequences. Maybe the endless search for higher-def entertainment will at some point make CGI too expensive to use liberally and people will go back to camera tricks.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:10 (eleven years ago) link
youre not gonna see hfr in a pirated copy dude
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:12 (eleven years ago) link
balls-in-your-face fake
http://www.indiewire.com/static/dims4/INDIEWIRE/7814202/4102462740/thumbnail/325x227%3E/http://d1oi7t5trwfj5d.cloudfront.net/f7/098930485a11e2a90122000a1d0930/file/hobbit-goblin-king.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.expo21xx.com/sensor/18990_st3_high_speed_cameras/default.htm
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:27 (eleven years ago) link
Here's a digital camera that records 60fps and it's less than $100
http://www.dhgate.com/p-ff808081365d15450136761e60460de8.html?utm_source=GMC&utm_medium=Adwords&utm_campaign=shinystore88&utm_term=135461819&f=bm|135461819||GMC|Adwords||shinystore88|QL||&gclid=COqPw_jN7bQCFQsGnQod_xYANQ
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, January 16, 2013 11:10 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
processor time is cheap
― (panda) (gun) (wrapped gift) (silby), Thursday, 17 January 2013 05:59 (eleven years ago) link
and, sadly, so are VFX artists
I saw the movie first in regular IMAX 3D, and I remember thinking that the effects looked surprisingly shoddy. There was an immediate difference with the 48fps version. The CGI looked a lot better--not real, but definitely smoother and more integrated into the action.
The problem with the HFR, though, is that it makes the human actorslook goofy, sped-up and out of sync with the computer-animated characters. So you're just reversing the usual situation where the CGI stands out against the live action.
― fiscal cliff huxtable (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 January 2013 07:31 (eleven years ago) link
It's not the processor so much as the extra detail that needs to be added, but then stupid humans with their veins and pores aren't faring much better.
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 17 January 2013 13:12 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah but even if you just render a sphere in space there is a huge difference in processing time between doing it 480p and doing it 4k or whatever master resolution they render it to.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 17 January 2013 17:14 (eleven years ago) link
Surely most of the detail is just in using higher and higher resolution textures, and normal mapping or whatever.
when you compare a frame in 1080p to a frame in 480p I think the 1080p is 4x the area of the 480p frame? like, it's not insignificant. and when you go from 1080p to 4k or w/e, the growth is not linear.
― 乒乓, Thursday, 17 January 2013 17:55 (eleven years ago) link
processor time is cheap― (panda) (gun) (wrapped gift) (silby), Thursday, January 17, 2013 12:59 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkand, sadly, so are VFX artists
― (panda) (gun) (wrapped gift) (silby), Thursday, January 17, 2013 12:59 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Do you have links or articles on this? I'm genuinely curious about the economics of CGI work in modern films. I'm under the (possibly misguided) impression that it's a big part of the film's budget. Maybe processing power is getting cheaper but you have modelers, texture people, animators, lighting specialists, camera operators, etc. working solely in the 3D realm, basically it's like having a whole secondary film crew. Plus you have programmers coming up with proprietary render software or whatever.
It's sort of a shame that all 'making of the VFX' documentaries you see are basically a shot of a guy modelling/animating/texturing a character and that's pretty much it.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 17 January 2013 18:07 (eleven years ago) link
http://youtu.be/MnQLjZSX7xM
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Thursday, 17 January 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
Into the midst of this CGI dissection I'll just toss in my comment that, as soon as I heard the book had been divided into 3 films I immediately lost all interest in the project.
― Aimless, Thursday, 17 January 2013 18:12 (eleven years ago) link
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Thursday, January 17, 2013 1:11 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark
that virtual nyc they created still trips me up. and all they did was plop in some weird orb textures on some crudely modeled buildings
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 17 January 2013 18:26 (eleven years ago) link
I took a CGI class in college and it is infinitely fascinating to me. It's like taking the God-like powers of SimCity and extending it to pretty much an entire virtual universe.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 17 January 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago) link
well Moore's law is still going strong, so compute time will continue to get exponentially cheaper faster than frames will get exponentially larger. And from what I can tell from the animators and VFX artists I listen in on, it's a field where there are a lot of graduates willing to work under not-great conditions to stay in the industry. Have heard about lots of jobs where FX artists are hired as independent contractors (no benefits! no job security!) but (illegally) not treated as them, i.e. given instructions on when to show up to the office, what to work on, etc. So that's what I mean by cheap. Obviously once you start throwing 200 artists and technical directors at something you start running into big money but the cost of VFX isn't going to start making studios think twice when they're looking to make a guaranteed billion-dollar three-dee spectacular.
― (panda) (gun) (wrapped gift) (silby), Friday, 18 January 2013 01:00 (eleven years ago) link
Also independent VFX houses fall all over themselves bidding on client work, and bid out contracts at rates that barely cover their own expenses, then go out of business.
― (panda) (gun) (wrapped gift) (silby), Friday, 18 January 2013 01:01 (eleven years ago) link
tbh though I think positive reactions to work like Del Toro's in recent years (along with the Star Wars prequels) has helped fuel a Nerd Backlash against overuse of CG/VFX, and generally improved the quality bar for VFX in live-action films. Cf. this VFX reel for Black Swan (spoilers):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n71sjmd-bM
― (panda) (gun) (wrapped gift) (silby), Friday, 18 January 2013 01:05 (eleven years ago) link
heh I was under the impression that moore's law was slowing down? I guess GHz has been pretty constant but new architectures lead to better improvements
― 乒乓, Friday, 18 January 2013 01:10 (eleven years ago) link
Moore's law properly so-called tracks the density of transistors on a silicon substrate, not clock speed.
― (panda) (gun) (wrapped gift) (silby), Friday, 18 January 2013 01:23 (eleven years ago) link
I bet new technologies like distributed cloud GPU stuff will balance that out anyways.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 18 January 2013 01:36 (eleven years ago) link
i don't know if you can simply throw more processing power at it. i get the sense you would just end up getting more detailed and fluid fakeness.
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 18 January 2013 01:49 (eleven years ago) link
well I was initially responding to the claim that the expense of CGI would somehow increase beyond the point where studios would pay for it. Whether or not it looks fake is an aesthetic question, no?
― (panda) (gun) (wrapped gift) (silby), Friday, 18 January 2013 03:20 (eleven years ago) link
i'd say it's more neuropsychology than aesthetics, but maybe hobbit budget can't pay for university profs to consult.
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 18 January 2013 03:30 (eleven years ago) link
there was something really clever in the production notes for the BBC hitchhiker's guide to galaxy series where someone said to have the makeup on Zaphod's real head look fake so that the prosthetic head doesn't look so bad by comparison. what if extra pancake makeup could save $$$$$$ on the hobbit?
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 18 January 2013 03:32 (eleven years ago) link
That wasn't really a prediction i necessarily think is going to happen, more like a what-if scenario i invented on the spot.
I don't keep up w advances in CGI like i used to, but it seems like super-sharp detail and fluidity and all sorts of other problems are being worked out. More light passes and more detailed models and textures, sure, but things like motion blur, camera distortion, field of depth, etc. there are plenty of optical issues that are coming closer to how we really see the world and more importantly the ways in which cameras have traditionally captured that experience.
Perhaps in 10 or 20 years everyone will get the "Let's have 10,000 orcs all fighting each other w the camera swooping down hundreds of feet in a few seconds capturing this ridiculous spectacle" out of our system and we'll begin to see less "look what we can do!" extravaganza and more effectively telling a story/conveying emotion. This is why "Jurassic Park" still looks so great even nowadays.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 18 January 2013 03:38 (eleven years ago) link
Maybe processing power is getting cheaper but you have modelers, texture people, animators, lighting specialists, camera operators, etc. working solely in the 3D realm, basically it's like having a whole secondary film crew.
I've worked in video games as an artist for a long time. I specifically remember the technology shift between the Nintendo 64 and Playstation 2. The polygon budget for modeling anything increased ten-fold. It became not a matter of what could be modeled, but how long it would take. More realism and detail = more man hours needed to create that content. Where rendering is concerned, it's easy to chain computers into render farms to speed that process.
― fit and working again, Friday, 18 January 2013 03:40 (eleven years ago) link
That's awesome! I've been playing through "Sleeping Dogs" and it blows my mind that it can render those rainy outdoor scenes in real-time.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 18 January 2013 03:44 (eleven years ago) link
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, January 17, 2013 10:30 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yah fundamentally the problem is no one really knows what reality is really like not even college professors
btw i kinda liked this way more fun than those humorless lotr
― lag∞n, Monday, 11 March 2013 21:04 (eleven years ago) link
I really wanted to see this but we were too broke to afford it (lol NYC ticket prices) until 5 days ago. I immediately checked showtimes and hey ho it is gone from here. It was still playing a couple of weeks ago...
― multi instru mentat list (Jon Lewis), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:11 (eleven years ago) link
It's out on video next week.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:12 (eleven years ago) link
Yall that pay to see this type of shit yall are the problem yall know that right
― darrrrggghhh daylight savings (darraghmac), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:20 (eleven years ago) link
^^^
― Donkamole Marvin (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:23 (eleven years ago) link
Watched a little bit of the 24 fps 3d version yesterday and it looked pretty nice
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:25 (eleven years ago) link
it had a cliff hanger AND a tree hanger
― lag∞n, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:26 (eleven years ago) link
and the tree was hanging off the cliff
i wont spoil it for you but they all die
Pls let that cover crew also
― darrrrggghhh daylight savings (darraghmac), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:27 (eleven years ago) link
everyone in the world died
― lag∞n, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:29 (eleven years ago) link
Peter Jackson death, yeah i guess id pay double to see that a whatever frames per second makes up for a complete lack of deftness "these days"
― darrrrggghhh daylight savings (darraghmac), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:34 (eleven years ago) link
saw this on dvd on Monday. why doesn't Gollum recognise that Bilbo is a hobbit? is he so drunk on the ring that he forgets what a hobbit looks like?
― Chris, Friday, 12 April 2013 17:07 (eleven years ago) link
I think the gollum 'origin story' includes him mostly forgetting who he was previous to the ring, to some extent. at least until frodo reminds him in two towers. iirc.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 12 April 2013 17:10 (eleven years ago) link
ah ok. yeh frodo calls him smeagol and he acts surprised doesn't he.
― Chris, Friday, 12 April 2013 17:16 (eleven years ago) link
Also I think Gandalf describes him as once being 'a creature like a Hobbit' rather than an actual Hobbit.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 12 April 2013 17:17 (eleven years ago) link
he was like a pre-hobbit
― Moodles, Friday, 12 April 2013 17:19 (eleven years ago) link
Proto Baggins
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 12 April 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago) link
So Smeagol wasn't the same type of hobbit as Frodo, Bilbo, Sam, Merry, Pippin?
― Chris, Friday, 12 April 2013 17:24 (eleven years ago) link
Gollum is crazy, we know that, but does he realize that he was once a hobbit who changed? Does he remember any of his former self especially when he meets Bilbo?
improve this questionasked Dec 17 '12 at 22:42
aditya menon836●2●183 False premise: As I understand it, he wasn't actually ever a hobbit, just a hobbit-like creature. – Martha Dec 17 '12 at 23:062 @Martha He was a hobbit, at least ages ago, prior to his getting the Ring: scifi.stackexchange.com/a/24069/1027 – Keen♦ Dec 17 '12 at 23:183 @Martha he was a kind of hobbit, one of the three races I guess you'd call them, but not the one that Frodo and Bilbo are from. – Pureferret♦ Dec 17 '12 at 23:411 Smeagol was a hobbit. The corruption of the ring turned him into the twisted creature now he is and provoked the emergence of Gollum, his second evilish personality. I'm not sure now, but I think there's a passage on the books where he has a briefly remembrance of his past life, however is Gandalf the first to inform Bilbo that Gollum belongs to it's own race. – Bardo Dec 18 '12 at 7:252 @Martha Sméagol, which was Gollum's true name, was a Stoor Hobbit. Stoors were a kind of Hobbit, which means he was one. – Andres F. Dec 18 '12 at 16:44
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 12 April 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
yeah, Gollum was a stoor who were a sort of amphibious proto-Hobbit. Also he was hundreds of years old and insane
― Number None, Friday, 12 April 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago) link
he has really bad teeth and eats live fish
― Moodles, Friday, 12 April 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago) link
I think Gandalf says in Fellowship that the likely reason why Gollum didn't murder Bilbo immediately is that he did feel some obscure recognition on seeing him. The two were able to relate relatively easily, even knowing some of the same traditional riddles.
― lazulum, Friday, 12 April 2013 19:07 (eleven years ago) link
don't forget that that's all a retcon tho. When Tolkein first wrote Hobbit, Gollum was just a weird creature and the ring just turned you invisible
― HIGH-FIVES TO ALL MY COWORKERS AT THE QBERT SEX SWING (silby), Friday, 12 April 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
it's interesting that when martin freeman finds the ring he doesn't speak the same line that ian holm does in fellowship ('what's this? a ring'). i thought they might try to film it in exactly the same way. i thought it was interesting anyway.
― Chris, Friday, 12 April 2013 21:44 (eleven years ago) link
tolkien rewrote almost the entire gollum chapter in the hobbit before publishing LOTR -- iirc in the original version gollum isn't really that attached to the ring and actually helps bilbo find the way out!
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 12 April 2013 21:48 (eleven years ago) link
funny actually as I read the book again recently, that the ring didn't even turn you fully invisible. In bright sunlight people could see your shadow.
― These are my every day balloons (Ste), Friday, 12 April 2013 21:51 (eleven years ago) link
can't believe this shit is going to continue for two more movies
― your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Friday, 12 April 2013 21:54 (eleven years ago) link
If you're lucky. Waiting for Disney to acquire the rights and announce to the world that they're gonna do The Silmarillion in 6 films with concurrent spin-offs based around Tom Bombadil, Fatty Bolger and the sons of Elrond tbh*
*I would pay to see most of this
― Windsor Davies, Friday, 12 April 2013 22:09 (eleven years ago) link
The Hobbiting World of Bilbo Baggins
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Friday, 12 April 2013 23:25 (eleven years ago) link
Don't you want to learn more about the complex and fascinating Pale Orc?
― lazulum, Friday, 12 April 2013 23:42 (eleven years ago) link
Tolkien's best-loved character.
― lazulum, Friday, 12 April 2013 23:44 (eleven years ago) link
I think it's more that Gollum is 500 years old and has spent 450 of those years in a hole in the ground*. There's a line during the riddles about him vaguely remembering being above ground and happier - and he doesn't much care for the memories.
*which makes him a very old hobbit, but not some sort of pre-hobbit, FFS.
― Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 13 April 2013 00:00 (eleven years ago) link
it's not that hard to look it up Andrew
― Number None, Saturday, 13 April 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago) link
http://tolkiengateway.net/w/images/thumb/8/88/Hobbits_comparison.jpg/631px-Hobbits_comparison.jpg
― lag∞n, Saturday, 13 April 2013 00:43 (eleven years ago) link
i would have looked it up but i thought it'd be much much more fun to ask you lovely people instead.
― Chris, Saturday, 13 April 2013 11:20 (eleven years ago) link
I did look it up! - and then paraphrased.
― Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 13 April 2013 11:34 (eleven years ago) link
stoors wear boots and you gotta believe me
― lag∞n, Saturday, 13 April 2013 15:22 (eleven years ago) link
Hobbit hobbit hobbit hobbit oh BTW DRAGON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq3UmifZaqM
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link
dragon? yeah, for another 6 hours
― but olives are valuable too (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 17:33 (ten years ago) link
*instant dwarfshot* But I kid the etc
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 17:34 (ten years ago) link
sucker for a pun
― but olives are valuable too (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 17:35 (ten years ago) link
I so want to resist the call of the craptastic but I know I'll see this one too and be disappointed. I cringed a few times just watching the trailer.
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 17:35 (ten years ago) link
Oh yeah, this again.
Methinks Game of Thrones increasingly makes this look like child's play, because, well ...
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 17:36 (ten years ago) link
If anything the problem with the first one was it wasn't child's play ENOUGH...
― folsom country prism (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 17:37 (ten years ago) link
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 17:38 (ten years ago) link
Pretty much, because if you're going to use GoT on any level, book or film, to beat Tolkien's original Hobbit with, then fuck right off -- different intended audience/goals/origins. Jackson's interpretation of the Hobbit as expanded universe ultraedition, though, understandably fair game.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link
Book or TV rather but anyway.
haha this one has the tunnel/smaug stuff in it? the third one's just gonna be three hours of the battle of five armies.
― the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 17:46 (ten years ago) link
honestly think we might as well start saying film when we mean stuff like GoT. have ned's back here tho
― the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 17:47 (ten years ago) link
ORNALDO BLOOMPS
― hashtag sizzler (Phil D.), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 17:47 (ten years ago) link
I was fine with the heavy expansion/adaptation of the orig material, Jackson's was a failure of tone IMO. It was like this annoying palimpsest of LOTR heavy epic and Hobbit genial magicking and completely retarded no-stakes action set pieces.
― folsom country prism (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 17:48 (ten years ago) link
Riddles in the Dark and everything with Radagast were fucking awesome though, more Radagast pls.
― folsom country prism (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 17:49 (ten years ago) link
Jon OTM. The Hobbit is a book of wonder and the LOTR a series of disillusionment and Jackson bolloxed them both up to differing degrees.
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 17:50 (ten years ago) link
to be clear I mostly adore the LOTR films and think they did what they were trying to do brilliantly.
― folsom country prism (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 17:52 (ten years ago) link
I love the Fellowship, especially in it's extended form, but the others have too many problems I can't overlook.
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 17:54 (ten years ago) link
Yeah Fellowship by far my fave. But then that's true of the books too.
― folsom country prism (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 17:55 (ten years ago) link
Just saying that GoT is doing the magical medieval thing better than The Hobbit did. Different creatures, absolutely, but I'd say there's more than a little audience overlap, and as far as zeitgeist goes, the GoT mythology seems to be resonating more than Middle Earth Redux; The Hobbit seemed to land like a rock in a deep lake, making a big splash then sinking into the dark, never to be seen again.
I too wish The Hobbit were more fun, since the first one failed massively as both drama and action, imo. And I'd be really curious if any kids (say, pre-12) had the fortitude to sit through a three hour slog.
I love Fellowship and Two Towers movies. King is a mess.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 17:56 (ten years ago) link
The LOTR films worked for me and still work, quite happily however at times haphazardly; it's not the book but can never be the book, that's the nature of adaptation (and in this GoT is similarly close-and-yet-not). I came in thinking of the Hobbit films as essentially an indulgence and excuse to get WETA to make a massive fuck-off dragon and as that looks like what we're getting, bring it.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 17:57 (ten years ago) link
The only thing that could likely get me to see this after sitting through The Hobbit is if Peter Jackson bred himself a real, live dragon.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link
what, like a fathered a dragonchild? thats p gross
― battle hyrr of the shepublic (m bison), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 18:01 (ten years ago) link
"Peter Jackson and Guillermo del Toro would like to announce..."
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 18:02 (ten years ago) link
...Pacific Rim Job.
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 18:02 (ten years ago) link
xpost Ha!
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 18:03 (ten years ago) link
Dragon sex will be the next big thing for rich people after space gets boring.
"About 135,000,000 results (0.25 seconds) "
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 18:04 (ten years ago) link
Ah, of course, Cosmo's got you covered:
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/positions/the-dragon-sex-position
Thx for googling so that I don't have to.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 18:07 (ten years ago) link
Dragon sex:
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS3DxZt7DXf8E7uW5VetxWy_MiRBbf2RD2TBq-o8UOzIudBGgC9
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 18:08 (ten years ago) link
Hey, baby, how about a little dragon head?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0lQ4z7we9Y
― hashtag sizzler (Phil D.), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 18:08 (ten years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=qrgbIP7Vvc4#t=186s
― the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 18:09 (ten years ago) link
Holy shit, did you dredge up that Wizard People bit from memory?!
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 18:20 (ten years ago) link
i've um heh seen it a lot
― the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 18:23 (ten years ago) link
the number of articles i've seen praising GoT for being more 'adult' and 'complex' than tolkien (salon ran one of these the other day) have pretty much killed any interest i had in seeing or reading it (which was minimal to start with).
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 19:53 (ten years ago) link
yesterday I was idly wondering if you could chart some audience-aging trajectory from Harry Potter to GoT. idg people's fascination with this crap tbh. Tolkien is on another level but these Hobbit movies look so far removed from what made them work idgaf about them either.
― Bathory Tub Blues (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 19:56 (ten years ago) link
like young fans that grew up on Harry Potter are now ready for SERIOUS fantasy ie rape and boobs and beheadings and shit
― Bathory Tub Blues (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 19:57 (ten years ago) link
Back in the seventies and eighties we only had Gor.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 19:59 (ten years ago) link
it is generally a pretty orwellian use of the word "adult"
― the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:00 (ten years ago) link
i dunno i'd rather just read about actual medieval history, that shit is way more dark and fascinating than any contrived swords n' sorcery claptrap.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:00 (ten years ago) link
did people not take Conan seriously
― Bathory Tub Blues (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:01 (ten years ago) link
i dunno i'd rather just read about actual medieval history,
yeah me too. I watched the first two seasons of GoT and they were okay, I didn't particularly care about anyone involved and it just seemed like it was going to be an endless slog of power struggles requiring no real resolution. also boobs.
― Bathory Tub Blues (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:03 (ten years ago) link
i just wish he were more into the english civil war than the wars of the roses
― the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:04 (ten years ago) link
also kinda annoyed me that it's not really *about* anything...? like it has no thematic structure, it's just a bunch of shit that happens via quest for power. You could say that Sopranos is about family, or the nature of evil, or late-period capitalism; Breaking Bad is about nihilism/the death wish; Mad Men is about the social transformations of the sixties, American capitalism, etc. GoT is about nothing afaict.
― Bathory Tub Blues (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:05 (ten years ago) link
and that's why
― the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:07 (ten years ago) link
GoT = secretly Seinfeld
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:08 (ten years ago) link
Misunderstandings leading to extreme consequences; many plots would not work if there were cell phones.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:09 (ten years ago) link
Abusive power-mad dictators handing out scraps to underlings who fight for them.
Sex, in various combinations.
etc. etc.
those are plot mechanics, not underlying themes
― Bathory Tub Blues (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:13 (ten years ago) link
I would take this to the GoT thread but everyone would just be yelling at me to read the books/watch s3, I suspect
― Bathory Tub Blues (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:14 (ten years ago) link
i wish more ppl talked about the english civil war. learning about it was kinda my biggest revelation as a history major, i literally can't remember ever hearing about it in any history class i'd ever taken before college.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:15 (ten years ago) link
I remember learning about Cromwell and the Roundheads, we probably spent a week on it in AP English or something iirc
― Bathory Tub Blues (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:19 (ten years ago) link
er AP History that is
Seinfeld is rather famously a show about nothing, he said, explaining the joke.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:19 (ten years ago) link
are you really gonna get me started on Seinfeld
― Bathory Tub Blues (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:21 (ten years ago) link
Please tell me you didn't like Seinfeld, I will feel that much less alone in the world.
― hashtag sizzler (Phil D.), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:24 (ten years ago) link
according to larry david the actual seinfeld concept was 'where a comedian gets his ideas from,' and they just pushed the 'show about nothing' stuff to the media because it sounded catchier
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:26 (ten years ago) link
xps to jd: well, high school history. i was kicked out of honors history freshman year of high school for poor grades so i'm sure my friends got a better education than i did over the next three years, but i learned nothing. like literally not anything at all. (said this before but once we watched spartacus cuz we were doing the spartans.) my sophomore u.s. history teacher was this older guy who banged his fist on the desk exactly once on the second or third day because everyone was being an asshole and yelled (this is still rly vivid and sad) "this is MY CLASS!" and then never did anything like that again and let everybody walk all over him for the rest of the term while we crawled through one of those empty u.s. history textbooks and nobody paid any attention or learned anything. once i went into a bar(/grill) with my dad and saw him there, and he left. so yeah i was not taught about the english civil war either. (except by my mom, but i didn't listen.)
― the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:26 (ten years ago) link
i think i want to teach high school history.
― the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:28 (ten years ago) link
Neither did I so I think we're all united, actually.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:29 (ten years ago) link
It has its moments but it is invariably ruined by Kramer, the most obnoxious variant of the "wacky neighbor" trope ever. I also think the "it's a show about nothing!" interpretation is just a marketing angle designed to obfuscate the fact that it's actually a show about misanthropy and alienation, made especially clear in its final episode. I don't hate the show as much as I used to - it's occasionally amusing.
xp
― Bathory Tub Blues (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:30 (ten years ago) link
'where a comedian gets his ideas from,' = misanthropy and alienation
I rest my case
Curb Your Enthusiasm, now there's a good show.
― Bathory Tub Blues (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link
i had an 8th grade teacher who did some great units on nazi germany and the civil rights movement but yeah, apart from that history was a total boring blur for me until senior year of HS when i got obsessed with it after reading james loewen's 'lies my teacher told me' (which i still rate as one of the best ways to get obsessed with history).
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:34 (ten years ago) link
i can't really get with 'curb,' larry david playing larry david is so much less interesting than jason alexander playing 'larry david.'
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:48 (ten years ago) link
People consider GoT adult and complex? I think it's totally hilarious (the show and the opinion). A great soap opera with beheadings and boobs and the occasional dragon or two.
I've avoided the GoT threads, btw, because I'm still catching up. But I think it's a hoot. Mostly well acted and extremely well executed in service of totally silly sword and sometimes sorcery stuff. I love its embrace of grime and bad things happening to good and bad people alike. The Hobbit movie is just so bright and mechanical compared to pretty people rolling around in the mud and blood.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 21:35 (ten years ago) link
i'm willing to bet that there are some people who read both
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 21:48 (ten years ago) link
Curb is great but it is also 90% people yelling at each other. Seinfeld at least knows how to have fun.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 22:00 (ten years ago) link
― Windsor Davies, Friday, December 21, 2012 5:33 AM (5 months ago) Bookmark
http://i.imgur.com/TVF1a.jpg
― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 17:55 (ten years ago) link
just saw this
it was SO BAD
like, really the opposite everything that worked about the LOTR movies. Paceless, graceless, jumpy and overstuffed. Everything charming about the story comes off wrong somehow, and everything that was just made up for the movie was borrrrring and generic. What a trainwreck. And they're committed to two more? Yikes.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 15 August 2013 17:54 (ten years ago) link
ok so I thought I was too cool for Hobbit, but I finally saw this today and mostly loved it!
It felt a bit more overtly cg'd than the LOTR movies, that was the only thing stopping me from losing myself completely in the movie. And in ways I can't really explain except parts of it looked really computer-game like? But Martin Freeman was really lovely as Bilbo, loved the Goblin King/Bazza Humphries -- Humphries did some great stuff with the voice I thought -- and Sylvester McCoy as Radaghast was really great, he had a very Jim Henson-esque playfulness that I just loved, he felt like a character out of The Dark Crystal. The goblin battle felt like it dragged with all the collapsing bridges and whatnot, but the final scenes were quite thrilling and I loved that final shot of smaug in the gold coins.
It made me want to go back and read the Hobbit, definitely. It's such a pure fantasy-adventure story, the movie reminded me how much fun it was reading the book the first time.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:32 (ten years ago) link
I adored the LOTR flicks to the point of sitting through all the extended versions, all the extras, everything... but this I couldn't get into after a weekend of trying. As for the next 6 hours, let me know if they manage to shoehorn Farmer Giles of Ham in there.
― "Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 05:40 (ten years ago) link
i went to the library today & borrowed the Hobbit :D
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 05:50 (ten years ago) link
the book's great, i reread it right after seeing the movie (which i also kinda dug while wishing it were an hour shorter and, yes unfortunately, looked less like a fucking computer game as designed by thomas kinkade) and if anything it seemed better than when i was a kid. can't think of a better adventure story.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 06:03 (ten years ago) link
Rad this version if you can, it's got a wealth of information: http://www.amazon.com/The-Annotated-Hobbit-J-R-R-Tolkien/dp/0618134700
― Domo Arigato, Demi Lovato (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 09:38 (ten years ago) link
sure phil, I will RAD that version
:)
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 16:24 (ten years ago) link
Annnnnd...new trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbOEknbi4gQ
We finally get the Cumberbatch speaking as Smaug at the end.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 14:21 (ten years ago) link
hey, I never actually said anything on here about how wholly enraging I found the first Hobbit movie to be, did I
I mean it just fucking went on and on and on with all these cutesy scenes that were tolerable at first but kept happening and dragging on, to the point where I started being all "OKAY I GET IT, JUST GET TO THE FUCKING DRAGON" and then they did and THE FUCKING MOVIE ENDED
― smang culture (DJP), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 14:36 (ten years ago) link
Oh shit, not looking forward to Elves in Love subplot.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 15:03 (ten years ago) link
Please tell me the movie is 4 hours long, because there's a lot of story to tell.
Man, Cabbagepatch is more ubiquitous than Jessica Chastain.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link
this looks like torture, not even bloomps can save us
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link
I am currently considering tearing off my own face rather than watching this movie
― smang culture (DJP), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 16:20 (ten years ago) link
Pretty sure I'm going to spend the next few moths saying how it looks shit, then go to the cinema and actually enjoy it quite a lot.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 16:20 (ten years ago) link
It already looks like twice as much of everything that was just unbearable about the last one.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, October 1, 2013 10:21 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
it sounds like they applied a dubstep drop filter to his voice
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 16:30 (ten years ago) link
i'll watch this, it looks like good clean fun
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 16:31 (ten years ago) link
Wizards and elves and stuff. I'll probably see this, and in 3D no less.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 16:39 (ten years ago) link
Second film is a taut 2 hours and 40 minutes
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link
wish they'd stop rushing thru this story
― Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 20:34 (ten years ago) link
one hopes that in this one the thrills n spills sequences will at least feel like something is at risk, since big fucking dragon etc
― yes, i have seen the documentary (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 20:35 (ten years ago) link
what in the world is going to be in the third movie? is that where they're adding in new stuff?
― akm, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link
2nd breakfast, elevenses, etc
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 20:47 (ten years ago) link
The battle of Five Armies is hours and hours.
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 20:50 (ten years ago) link
The Battle of Five Hours
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 20:51 (ten years ago) link
the first on screen battle projected in real time
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 20:56 (ten years ago) link
Remember how the cartoon Hobbit had a higher dwarf death count than the book? I bet this is the same -- a lot of expendable characters there.
― jmm, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 21:13 (ten years ago) link
They should have expended some of the dwarves before they began shooting. Full dwarf qty was not a point where they needed to adhere strictly to the book.
― yes, i have seen the documentary (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 21:50 (ten years ago) link
would have hung together so much better with like 6 fkin dwarves
Snow White only had seven. Who is Bilbo to think he's better than Snow White?
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 21:52 (ten years ago) link
Let the spiders chew up a few imo
― jmm, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 22:12 (ten years ago) link
let the spiders crinkle their heads to death
― yes, i have seen the documentary (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 22:14 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 23:42 (ten years ago) link
so apparently they were sacrificing goats and horses in order to make this shitty picture: http://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/nov/20/the-hobbit-animal-deaths-farm
I'd kinda forgotten seeing this last year, yeesh. When the dude told some boring story over a 20-minute cutscene that should have set off alarm bells. No lie, I looked at my watch at one point and like an hour had passed and the wee cunt hadn't even left his fucking house yet
― malapopism (wins), Thursday, 28 November 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link
I'm probably going to see this on opening night, be annoyed, then go to it again on Christmas and be annoyed again.
― i too went to college (silby), Thursday, 28 November 2013 19:38 (ten years ago) link
I'm probably going to go and see it and really enjoy it despite obvious glaring flaws like I did the first one.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 28 November 2013 19:39 (ten years ago) link
w chap
― CANONICAL artists, etc., etc. (contenderizer), Thursday, 28 November 2013 19:50 (ten years ago) link
If i could be arsed to fp everyone itt putting a cent in jackson pockets i would. sinful use of money in a world where ppl starve.
― 30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 November 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link
BRING IT
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 November 2013 21:26 (ten years ago) link
Feel like I deserve every fp I get
What an appalling movie
― malapopism (wins), Thursday, 28 November 2013 21:27 (ten years ago) link
Thats prob yr 1st ever id say, didnt enjoy it but what could i do
― 30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 November 2013 21:29 (ten years ago) link
don't worry i'm clean
― Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 28 November 2013 21:30 (ten years ago) link
Ass=u+me that was aimed at veg xp
― malapopism (wins), Thursday, 28 November 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, i didnt assume yrs was the first tbh
― 30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 November 2013 21:34 (ten years ago) link
NYTimes capsule tag apparently sums it up:
"The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug” has lots of battles.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 December 2013 17:23 (ten years ago) link
Tolkien-loving friend from work went today. just as bad as the first one apparently. tho he was watching in 2D tbf so maybe with enough gimmicks in your face it's amazing.
― wee knights of the round table (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 December 2013 17:27 (ten years ago) link
“They were come to the Desolation of the Dragon,” Tolkien writes partway through “The Hobbit,” in a line that conveys the stateliness of purpose of Bilbo’s journey and its foreboding, “and they were come at the waning of the year.” For a few pleasurable moments, Mr. Jackson pauses at the edge of this poetic cliffhanger — and then barrels right over.
Lovely.
― jmm, Friday, 13 December 2013 17:34 (ten years ago) link
saw it at a preview on tuesday at Odeon leicester square with tons of competition winning kids - great atmosphere! it's far more fun than the first, though again too many boring fucking angelic elves. but the wine barrel sequence is just some pure joyous cinematic shit that people could only hate if they hate life.
― jamiesummerz, Friday, 13 December 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link
life-affirming hobbitses
― That elusive North American wood-ape (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 13 December 2013 18:04 (ten years ago) link
I haven't seen any of the LOTR movies but this one sounds right up my damn alley
― combination hair (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 13 December 2013 18:43 (ten years ago) link
Don't do it! This is just like "Star Wars:" first three are good (second is the best, third is the worst), prequels are awful, doing everything the other three did right only wrong.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 December 2013 18:45 (ten years ago) link
xp i think as a metal fan you'd like 'the two towers', it's str8 doom
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 13 December 2013 18:45 (ten years ago) link
i think what i took away from the first hobbit was that it looks great, ian mckellen is A+ once again, martin freeman is great, but i forget everything else about it.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 13 December 2013 18:46 (ten years ago) link
Oh come now, Unexpected Journey is fucking leagues better than Phantom Menace.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 13 December 2013 18:47 (ten years ago) link
If by that you mean leagues longer ...
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 December 2013 18:48 (ten years ago) link
All I know is that I never want to see either ever again.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 December 2013 18:49 (ten years ago) link
Well I'm a bit of a UJ apologist, for reasons I'm sure I've gone into on this thread.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 13 December 2013 18:50 (ten years ago) link
i think as a metal fan you'd like 'the two towers', it's str8 doom
it was always my favorite book of the series, which was why there was no way I was going to see it - I have no desire at all to see Gollum realized as a CGI character, he was a super-important figure in my imagination as a child
― combination hair (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 13 December 2013 18:50 (ten years ago) link
The first LOTR movie gets everything right, particularly the sense of exploration, of seeing sights like the Argonath for the first time. It also perfectly captures my favourite section of the book, the cat-and-mouse game with the Nazgul on the outskirts of the Shire, when the Nazgul are still scary.
― jmm, Friday, 13 December 2013 19:00 (ten years ago) link
Was going to say (and maybe have said?), a couple of years ago I rewatched the LOTR films, and as I commented to a friend, wow, fans really dodged a bullet. They could have been utterly terrible, but instead the acting, effects, direction - everything was absolutely just right. Didn't even need to impose any caveats. "The Hobbit" - everything was terrible, most mysteriously the effects and sets, which you'd think would have been the only thing to improve in the interim, but no, somehow even those aspects were shittier. Same with "Star Wars," once again. Sort of perfected the approach and effects in the first one, but now, years later, we finally have the technology to do it worse, the way we always envisioned it!
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 December 2013 19:04 (ten years ago) link
i think in 'the hobbit' what i noticed was the action scenes were slicker but also a bit too close to 'yoda bouncing off the walls with a lightsaber' for me.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 13 December 2013 19:08 (ten years ago) link
plus as much as LOTR is an outsized epic, operating on a canvas 10x larger than 'the hobbit', it also has what seems to be a smaller core of characters we're following. we meet a few more along the way and there are background characters we get to know just a bit but not as many as 'the hobbit'. i mean there's what, like 15 dwarves and a wizard and a hobbit and another two wizards and a "necromancer" and elves and shit plus more.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 13 December 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link
Much as I enjoyed the film I have to admit the goblin chase scene was pretty much irredeemable.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 13 December 2013 19:25 (ten years ago) link
The fights in Return of the King were over-slick at times too, e.g. Legolas taking down the olyphaunt and the undead army coming in to effortlessly mop up with no suffering or sacrifice.
The action scenes in Fellowship were tense by comparison, with the physical layout of the terrain and the characters' locations being actually important.
― jmm, Friday, 13 December 2013 19:34 (ten years ago) link
Fellowship is my favourite. The Moria sequence is the most exciting part of all three films.
Gotta say I really enjoyed Bloomps taking down the elephant hardcore though.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 13 December 2013 19:41 (ten years ago) link
Saw this last night. Better than the first Hobbit, but still very long and bloated. Smaug was pretty cool.
― it's going to be a http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D5PtyrewSs (latebloomer), Friday, 13 December 2013 19:43 (ten years ago) link
"Return of the King," on rewatching, was such a clear precursor of "The Hobbit." Silly focus on head orc villain, inferior action sequences to what came in the other movies, refusal to trim extraneous stuff ...
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 December 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link
i think w/ROTK the source material was dope enough so that it didn't get bogged down w/jacksonisms, unlike this trilogy where he's making shit up right? and therefore we're kinda more trapped in his NZ hobbit mind.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 13 December 2013 19:48 (ten years ago) link
Yeah^ there's so much goddamn padding in these movies it's ridiculous
― it's going to be a http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D5PtyrewSs (latebloomer), Friday, 13 December 2013 19:49 (ten years ago) link
blowing this out into 3 epic movies was never a good idea. I haven't seen the new one yet but I'm still puzzling over what the heck is going to happen in the final installment.
― Ornate Coleman (Moodles), Friday, 13 December 2013 19:52 (ten years ago) link
battle of five armies will turn into the war of five armies
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 13 December 2013 19:52 (ten years ago) link
Intrigued that the most made up thing in this one, the female elf warrior, is apparently one of the stronger aspects of the film, though the Times review complained she was wasted in a by the books (if not by *the* book) love story.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 December 2013 19:53 (ten years ago) link
LOTR has become my go-to pre-Thanksgsiving or pre-noche buena dinner for ears.
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 December 2013 19:57 (ten years ago) link
I didn't really get what the point of her character was, other than to break up Tolkien's unrelenting sausage fest
― it's going to be a http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D5PtyrewSs (latebloomer), Friday, 13 December 2013 19:58 (ten years ago) link
These films are all about "what's the point?"
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 December 2013 20:01 (ten years ago) link
True, true
― it's going to be a http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D5PtyrewSs (latebloomer), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:03 (ten years ago) link
I'll admit that Smaug was kind of worth it. He looked great.
― it's going to be a http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D5PtyrewSs (latebloomer), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:05 (ten years ago) link
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, December 13, 2013 2:53 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
u do know this whole thing is made up right
― lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Friday, 13 December 2013 22:12 (ten years ago) link
I thought it was all based on that Zeppelin song, which I thought was itself ripped off from a 200 year old folk tale?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 December 2013 22:31 (ten years ago) link
Tolkien listened to nothing but Zeppelin while writing the Hobbit back in the 30's
― it's going to be a http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D5PtyrewSs (latebloomer), Friday, 13 December 2013 22:41 (ten years ago) link
the action scenes were slicker but also a bit too close to 'yoda bouncing off the walls with a lightsaber' for me
There's more of this kind of thing in Smaug, like the barrel chase scene which is filled with impossible movement by the characters. I enjoyed wallowing in it though, and, to me, this one looked a lot better than UJ did. Martin Freeman's really good, but not enough of the focus is on him - too many characters, dammit.
― DavidM, Saturday, 14 December 2013 00:33 (ten years ago) link
I rewatched the LOTR films, and as I commented to a friend, wow, fans really dodged a bullet. They could have been utterly terrible, but instead the acting, effects, direction - everything was absolutely just right. Didn't even need to impose any caveats
Most of the acting is about school-play standard. Bloom, elrond, galadriel appallingly cast/performed, everything after rohan a butchered mess that misses any grace or gravitas from the book but hey! adds werewolves! paths of the dead a disney ride intro. Elves all just camp chancers afaict. Any alteration from story/script from jackson and mrs clangs across the ears and the flow.
And he got it far, far more right than he has even tried to do here.
Imagine if lucas hadnt prequelled his own work, but idk say blade runner or w/e. Jackson is a fraud who should prob be up on charges of some sort.
― #YOLTMB (darraghmac), Saturday, 14 December 2013 01:01 (ten years ago) link
nah I disagree, and not because Ian McKellen understands how to treat the material. Legolas is a boring role and so is Aragorn; the difference is that Viggo Mortensen makes Aragorn into the only watchable boring superhero in franchise film.
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 14 December 2013 01:05 (ten years ago) link
whether you agree with any of it or not, john dolan's epic slam of jackson's LOTR is a pretty entertaining read:
http://www.exile.ru/articles/detail.php?ARTICLE_ID=7168
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Saturday, 14 December 2013 01:08 (ten years ago) link
the real dodged bullet was stuart townsend.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 14 December 2013 01:08 (ten years ago) link
McKellen, Lee predictably great. Frodo, aragorn, sam, theoden all good. Gollum well negotiated. Oy vey the rest.
― #YOLTMB (darraghmac), Saturday, 14 December 2013 01:12 (ten years ago) link
reading that dolan article is a blast, for sure, but agreeing with his perspective really requires seeing those books as sacrosanct. no way in hell was Lee bad casting for Saruman.
― papa smango (fadanuf4erybody), Saturday, 14 December 2013 01:21 (ten years ago) link
Gollum's definitely gonna show up in the next movie, right? Vengefully emerging from a cave or something. He's too important as a face of the franchise.
― jmm, Saturday, 14 December 2013 01:23 (ten years ago) link
Cheers jd that was a v satisfying read (tho yeah i didnt agree with all of it by any means)- the rage/offence taken is about right tho.
― #YOLTMB (darraghmac), Saturday, 14 December 2013 01:30 (ten years ago) link
i believe gollum narrates the second film to baby frodo (now his godson) and the third one is just three hours of merry and pippin dancing
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Saturday, 14 December 2013 01:40 (ten years ago) link
Gollum leaves the caves, changes his walk, starts talking normally, is faramir, crowds minds blown, gandalf drops pitcher of ale on floor, everyone from new zealand in one last crane shot, fin
― #YOLTMB (darraghmac), Saturday, 14 December 2013 01:45 (ten years ago) link
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, December 13, 2013 8:08 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark
dolan's cool
― Hungry4Ass, Saturday, 14 December 2013 01:45 (ten years ago) link
Tolkien's generation was so far superior to us that even now we feel it, and hate them for it.
<3
― jmm, Saturday, 14 December 2013 02:08 (ten years ago) link
He might be the only person ever to openly, gleefully diss Christopher Lee.
― Simon H., Saturday, 14 December 2013 02:47 (ten years ago) link
Only to praise "fine actor" Sean Bean a few graphs later.
― Simon H., Saturday, 14 December 2013 02:48 (ten years ago) link
yo that guy hates on Christopher Lee so fuck him forever
― combination hair (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 14 December 2013 03:07 (ten years ago) link
Real talk
― Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Saturday, 14 December 2013 03:30 (ten years ago) link
Truth but cmon guys focus PETER JACKSON
― #YOLTMB (darraghmac), Saturday, 14 December 2013 12:08 (ten years ago) link
holy shit this might be the on the moniest thing i ever read
― wee knights of the round table (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 14 December 2013 12:39 (ten years ago) link
At the focal point of all this kitsch is the actor Jackson offers us as Frodo: an epicene waif who looks creepily like Winona Ryder in Little Women. His one schtick is looking troubled, opening his huge, empty eyes to an extent seen only in the heroines of Japanese animation.
laughed so hard my neighbor upstairs pounded on floor
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 14 December 2013 12:43 (ten years ago) link
I think one reason I want the Hobbit to be good is I always thought Frodo was kind of a dick but Bilbo seemed like a generally chill dude
― combination hair (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 14 December 2013 13:15 (ten years ago) link
The LOTR trilogy alternately annoyed and bored me, but I'm quite enjoying The Hobbit so far. The Desolation of Smaug is absurdly overblown and padded to the point of incoherence, but nowhere near so chaotic and tonally uneven as An Unexpected Journey. While I at least half liked that film's cheerfully juvenile cruddiness, I can't say I miss it here. McKellen and Freeman are great, the dwarves and other supporting players generally good, I loved the Silvan warrior maiden, and Smaug ("SMOG", dammit!) is the single best thing to come out of Jackson's stab at Tolkien. That and The Fellowship's crawl through the Mines of Moria, yeah. I did start to get a bit fatigued about 2/3 of the way through, at the approximate six-hour mark, but the action, visuals and melodramatic complexities kept me involved through the end. Also, I saw the film in high-frame-rate (HFR) 3D, which was both strange and fascinating. The technology affords a breathtaking level of visual detail and smoothness in 3D motion, but in return, it cruelly shatters the illusory "reality" of cinema. I was rarely able to escape the sense that I was watching actors on fabricated sets.
― CANONICAL artists, etc., etc. (contenderizer), Saturday, 14 December 2013 14:12 (ten years ago) link
fpd u for warrior maiden
― #YOLTMB (darraghmac), Saturday, 14 December 2013 14:16 (ten years ago) link
man, that dolan thing goes on forever (just like jackson, lol). stupid high zing quality ratio though.
― CANONICAL artists, etc., etc. (contenderizer), Saturday, 14 December 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link
I'm with him on the elves at least. Tolkien's elves are way more rounded that Jackson thinks they are. They may be sad and sublime figures, but they still spend their nights getting drunk and making up terrible songs.
― jmm, Saturday, 14 December 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link
Are there any elf songs in this one? Because I refuse to see it unless there at least three. Unabridged.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 14 December 2013 17:38 (ten years ago) link
Were the elves in the novels as humor-immune and regrettably coiffed as Jackson's?
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 14 December 2013 17:58 (ten years ago) link
No, they're supposed to be "merry" -- that's Tolkien's favourite word -- but also melancholy. They're celebrating their last days in Middle-Earth. Jackson just saw the pointy ears and decided to make them Vulcans.
― jmm, Saturday, 14 December 2013 18:10 (ten years ago) link
No elf songs, sorry.
Saw this last night, in 3D, loved it. Admittedly I'm pre-disposed to like this sort of movie. Wizards and dragons and dwarves and orcs. The times when it was like a videogame i didn't care because I love videogames! Barrel scene was great fun, and there was a lot of fast comedy violence maybe not Dead Alive level but there was a spot where i realized all the LOLz in the audience for several minutes was due to impaled orc antics!
I told my non-moviegoing friends last night: there are more trees in this movie than any other movie released this year. Another reason i liked it.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 14 December 2013 18:18 (ten years ago) link
Really amazed at whoever made the 'Star Wars Prequels' comparison, the originals definitely had their weak spots and were flooded w CGI. Also no LOTR Jar Jar.
Love the bit in this where (SPOILER) Gandalf is looking into Sauron and it is the flaming eye from the first movies but oh wait it's actually a silhouette in front of a bunch of fire (SPOILER) it was kind of cheesy but definitely a cool thing to see!
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 14 December 2013 18:56 (ten years ago) link
the originals definitely had their weak spots and were flooded w CGI
The original Star Wars were flooded with CGI? Flooded? Huh? How do you figure? CGI barely existed c. Star Wars-Jedi.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 14 December 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link
Smaug ("SMOG", dammit!)
my dim recollection from my days as a tolkien nut is that it's supposed to be pronounced 'smoug.'
dolan's wrong a lot of the time (he hates george orwell!) but i would read that guy on anything.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Saturday, 14 December 2013 23:05 (ten years ago) link
― jmm, Saturday, 14 December 2013 18:10 (Yesterday) Permalink
Jackson's elves are flat-out Aryan psychopaths
― it's going to be a http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D5PtyrewSs (latebloomer), Sunday, 15 December 2013 00:45 (ten years ago) link
Well the original Star Wars weren't flooded w CGI i meant the original LOTR trilogy there.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 15 December 2013 02:15 (ten years ago) link
Oh, no doubt there. The question is, why are the effects in "The Hobbit" imo inferior to those in "LOTR?" It's been, what, a decade? Surely there's been some progress. And don't get me started on the frame rate change, because I saw the first "Hobbit" in straight-up 2D and it did not look good. I mean, it looked Hollywood CGI fine, but I suppose I was expecting something less ... tacky? Less threadbare ?
Anyway, rewinding a bit: LOTR trilogy:original Star Wars trilogy::The Hobbit: inferior unnecessary Hobbit trilogy.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 15 December 2013 03:40 (ten years ago) link
I haven't seen the new ones in 2D, because I think the idea of them in 3D is such a big reason for them. They are unnecessary but going to the movie theater is an unnecessary experience anyways, we have the LOTR DVDs if we want to relive any of that. So why the new ones?
Essentially I feel like Peter Jackson is just punking the industry, or doing something similar to yeah maybe what the 70s American independent dudes were up to wrt DIY b-movie blockbusters, pop versions of arthouse trash. I think the Star Wars analogy is pretty smart one and can probably be read into a lot further than I want to even start with for fear of disappearing into a nerd black hole from which I will never return. But yeah here's a filmmaker with admittedly trashy ("Bad") tastecreating (at the most cynical level) something in-between a Disney ride and the original "Clash of the Titans".
An old b-movie about dinosaurs or UFO's would kill most of its screen time with footage of people walking. In these new "Hobbit" 21st century 3d b-movies, screen time is also filled with lots of rollercoaster sequences that are probably the biggest source of gripe with these movies. It feels like CGI overload, and it is. However soulless it feels, I think in 10 or 20 years we will look back on it and see really interesting idiosyncrasies that we now take for granted from such sequences.
The thing is, that barrel scene feels SO much to me like something out of "Dead Alive", Legolas taking the place of Lionel and Orcs taking the place of zombies. The comedy was very potent, and that scene earned the most successive LOLz from our audience. It was slapstick but incredibly brutal, and if you take your dwarves and elves and orcs too seriously to allow for that kind of fun, well, too bad for you. The editing in this scene was the best in the entire LOTR series.
The effects _are_ inferior to LOTR because he's probably a bit tired of it all by now, and the pressure is off anyways so it's easier to get creative. The Gandalf scene with the spoiler Eye of Sauron did look like something I would make on After Effects, but I thought it was still cool and the only thing better would be, what a better lens flare effect added or something? Who cares? Also Gandalf looks SUPER old in this which is weird but that would be cool if PJ took an opportunity to do some regeneration sequence in the next film or something.
Actually, i want it to be a 3-hour realtime documentary of the fight with Sauron. That would be incredible.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 15 December 2013 06:53 (ten years ago) link
Sauron Smaug
damn these fantasy names
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 15 December 2013 06:54 (ten years ago) link
Oh yeah and the barrels thing did look kinda shitty cos it's trying to be 3d and the water looked bad in 3d. The Gandalf FX scene and maybe a few others seemed to have something wrong with the framerate, I wonder if that is maybe due to down-converting from 48fps?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 15 December 2013 06:57 (ten years ago) link
The question is, why are the effects in "The Hobbit" imo inferior to those in "LOTR?" It's been, what, a decade?
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, December 14, 2013 7:40 PM (41 minutes ago)
imo they aren't. the best creature & action moments in the desolation (smaug himself being the best example) are superior to anything in the original trilogy.
― CANONICAL artists, etc., etc. (contenderizer), Sunday, 15 December 2013 14:36 (ten years ago) link
The creature effects, or at least some of them, I concede. Gollum was great in the first Hobbit, I'm sure the dragon is good in this one. But the scrotum king in the first one, when I came across the scene again on cable, was this uncanny-valley mix of incredible and incredibly fake, like these glimmers of "real" were popping out awkwardly from this crap CGI costume the actor was donning. The action scenes in the first Hobbit were the fakest of the fake stuff, imo, perhaps because Jackson abandoned his practical sets and models for entirely computer generated stuff? Dunno.
An old b-movie about dinosaurs or UFO's would kill most of its screen time with footage of people walking.
And lest we forget, Jackson's meh "King Kong" remake took a 100 minute classic and larded it up into an 187-minute monster. Though once again, Kong himself was impressively rendered. Dinosaurs, too, iirc. But man, I can't imagine Jackson's (forgotten?) "Kong" has been viewed twice by anyone other than Jackson himself.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 15 December 2013 15:31 (ten years ago) link
Meantime
http://www.ign.com/videos/2013/12/12/the-stars-of-the-hobbit-read-the-ballad-of-bilbo-baggins
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 15 December 2013 17:35 (ten years ago) link
I can't imagine Jackson's (forgotten?) "Kong" has been viewed twice by anyone other than Jackson himself.
Oh I've watched it several times. Once you get past the strange and draggy first act it'd very consistently entertaining.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 15 December 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link
Unfortunately, that first act is part of the movie. Only parts I remember, besides Kong's hypnotic fur, is the terrible casting of Black, the director's cut scene where Andy Serkis gets eaten by that horrifying maggot creature, and the further realization that Naomi Watts can act well in anything. Point being, a la "The Hobbit," it's Jackson taking something short and simple and stuffing it full of ... stuff.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 15 December 2013 18:07 (ten years ago) link
Has Jackson made a habit of making Hitchcock/Stan Lee type appearances in his films? That is him that is pretty much the first face you see in the film isn't it?
Quite enjoyed that though it does leave me wondering where certain things came from. A budding romance for one, don't remember reading about that in the book.
Do wish I didn't have to wait another year to find out how they handle the last part.
& I liked King Kong, Got the expanded box set though not sure how much of it I've watched.
― Stevolende, Monday, 16 December 2013 18:14 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, looks like it: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001392/#actor
http://media.screened.com/uploads/0/4968/511368-peter_jackson_as_albert_dreary_in_the_fellowship_of_the_ring.jpg
― jmm, Monday, 16 December 2013 18:19 (ten years ago) link
yes Jackson gives himself a cameo in every movie
― Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 16 December 2013 18:42 (ten years ago) link
His family, too, often.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 December 2013 18:46 (ten years ago) link
His kids in LOTR:
http://fantasiadomain.com/lotrcameo/images/special-jackson-1.jpg
Same daughter now:
http://media.monstersandcritics.com/galleries/3773796_14062/importimagesource=MCpeter-jackson(1)55085.jpg
Time flies.
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Monday, 16 December 2013 18:50 (ten years ago) link
Eh, he just did that with CGI and perspective and shit.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 December 2013 18:57 (ten years ago) link
i thought jackson's 'king kong' was pretty fun. i'll see 'DOS' bc i thought the first hobbit film was pretty breezy (while also forgettable.) looking forward to more hitler youth elves.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 16 December 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link
his kids are so cute
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 16 December 2013 19:14 (ten years ago) link
I've been thinking more about the elf problem, and to me it emblematizes one of the deepest differences between Tolkien and Jackson: the fact that almost none of the historical teleological stuff from Tolkien's novel makes it into the movies. Dolan's right when he says "If you can't do the elves properly, you can't do LOTR." The elves are the most explicit instance of Tolkien's teleological thinking: they're in the process of undergoing a necessary decline, one that marks the necessary end of their particular epoch in Middle-Earth and the beginning of a new epoch in which man is sovereign. Hence magic and mysticism are on the outs, enlightened civic rule as represented by Aragorn is on the ins. There's a persistent sense, never wholly explained, that this is an inevitable change, and it complicates the idea that The Lord of the Rings is purely escapist. It's a fantasy world in the process of disenchantment. I don't get much of a sense of that from Jackson's movies. They're just fantasy. And his elves don't have the mixture of happiness and sadness that's needed in order to make Tolkien's point.
― jmm, Monday, 16 December 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link
i like the lotr movies bunches as old-school adventure movies and i'll prob always prefer them to the books cuz that prose but jmm otm there, that sense is totally lost. that's why i watch primcess mononoke tho.
― i want to say one word to you, just one word:buzzfeed (difficult listening hour), Monday, 16 December 2013 19:36 (ten years ago) link
the primsiest primcess of all
― i want to say one word to you, just one word:buzzfeed (difficult listening hour), Monday, 16 December 2013 19:37 (ten years ago) link
that sense is totally there, especially in Rotk imo. NB. i never read the books
― Hungry4Ass, Monday, 16 December 2013 20:01 (ten years ago) link
I totally misused "on the outs" in that last post. :\
― jmm, Monday, 16 December 2013 20:39 (ten years ago) link
LOTR (the trilogy) is pretty sick if you wanna watch some cool humans totally wail on some shit orcs
― 乒乓, Monday, 16 December 2013 20:40 (ten years ago) link
also hardcore elephant takedowns iirc
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Monday, 16 December 2013 20:50 (ten years ago) link
good post jmmMen the final thread of second song of ea iirc, surprised ilx isnt all over elves and valinor as superior early work
― Bigsam: flotsam and jetsam @ whetsam? (darraghmac), Monday, 16 December 2013 23:30 (ten years ago) link
God his king kong was a piece of shit
Like I remember ppl complaining that the orcs in lotr coded black, but then the same dude goes and makes a film where actual black ppl are basically orcs
― deeja entendu (wins), Monday, 16 December 2013 23:42 (ten years ago) link
Gandalf looks SUPER old in this
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau)
not bad for 3000 or w/e
― i too went to college (silby), Tuesday, 17 December 2013 05:31 (ten years ago) link
I saw this in 3D HFR on opening night just like the last one, was roughly as annoyed by it as I expected to be.
still looking forward to the first HFR animated feature
― i too went to college (silby), Tuesday, 17 December 2013 05:33 (ten years ago) link
This movie was better than the first Hobbit movie because this movie had a dragon in it. 7/10
― i too went to college (silby), Tuesday, 17 December 2013 05:34 (ten years ago) link
Yeah that was pretty much my reaction too. Three fuzzy hobbit toes/five
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 18 December 2013 02:14 (ten years ago) link
Two and a half neck beards out of four
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 18 December 2013 02:15 (ten years ago) link
What they said. Elaborate fanfic but a big fuckoff dragon, so I'm happy.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 19 December 2013 05:55 (ten years ago) link
I thought I'd got over my "Peter Jackson stop fucking with the sacred Tolkien formula" fanboy gripes for the last one, but they came back with a vengeance. Gandalf's subtle way of introducing the dwarfs to Beorn is one of my fave bits of the book and what does Jackson replace it with? Them running straight into his house and slamming the door literally in his big beary face. Like he's gonna give them a warm welcome after that. Other stuff: Mirkwood and spiders were alright, Sauron was alright ("Sauron is just alright with me"), barrel riding was alright. Whole of Laketown was pretty tedious and made the film feel much longer than the first one, and yeah there was a dragon but Jackson managed to make it er... drag on. Molten gold scenes had my eyes pretty much rolling out of my head.
― Scuse me while I kiss this guy correspondent (ledge), Wednesday, 25 December 2013 18:19 (ten years ago) link
Dragon covered in melted gold was pretty awesome.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 26 December 2013 03:19 (ten years ago) link
I liked this a lot, much more than part 1, arguably more than Fellowship of the Ring. I can't really quibble with the addition of Legolas or Lost Elf here, I thought it added quite a bit of dimension to the story, and I liked the added stuff with Bard's family. Not sure how he's going to manage another 2 1/2 hour movie out of what's left but this was lots of fun, and Smaug was amazing.
― akm, Friday, 27 December 2013 18:43 (ten years ago) link
this was terrible yo, even with bonus points for elf Kate/dwarf Sawyer handjob
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 27 December 2013 18:45 (ten years ago) link
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19axc01blnsy5jpg/ku-xlarge.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 30 December 2013 12:35 (ten years ago) link
CGI goblins in this <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< the dudes in makeup in LOTR
― Windsor Davies, Monday, 30 December 2013 18:56 (ten years ago) link
^^ massively OTM
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 30 December 2013 19:30 (ten years ago) link
This was absolutely turd btw
― Windsor Davies, Monday, 30 December 2013 21:28 (ten years ago) link
watching this i recalled something ilxor mark s said about tolkien during a rumination on frank zappa, which i have dug up for you:
"Tolkien channels english arts-and-crafts radicalism of the 1890s though wry chatty college smoking room humour of 1930s"
idk enough about any of these three elements but as someone who grew up on tolkien i thought it was interesting
― ogmor, Thursday, 2 January 2014 13:45 (ten years ago) link
this is part of a bigger point mark s is making about tolkien & zappa -
the thing that links Adorno and Zappa most is something Tolkien (and Watson) share. That they?re working in an effective present-time language they use well without ever being quite comfortable or happy with or entirely attuned to, in order to redeem or rescue an aesthetic and or a morality that (as far as the effective present-time language goes) is nothing but a beached and square hipster attitude of times gone by, and best forgotten. Though beached and set aside by all, for the teenage Tolk/Adorno/Zappa, this sensibility was *everything* to them: their window into knowledge and freedom. To their credit: they refuse to be trapped in mere crusted nostalgia for it ? that wd be to betray it.
these are p tangential 10yo thoughts which mark s is not around to defend - HOWEVER - i am curious about what the disgusted tolkien fans of this thread make of this & esp in relation to jackon's verzh of middle earth
― ogmor, Thursday, 2 January 2014 13:51 (ten years ago) link
Also, most Zappa runs too long, too, and he often confuses technical wizardry with something worth listening to.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 2 January 2014 14:55 (ten years ago) link
^ Feel like some of this could apply to Donald Fagan too.
― 29 facepalms, Thursday, 2 January 2014 15:16 (ten years ago) link
Eh, there are no epic Steely Dan compositions - Aja is about as epic as it gets. And even if you think the guys in Steely Dan are overplaying as much as Zappa's dudes do (they aren't), Steely Dan's lyrics are among the best in the biz, while Zappa's suuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 2 January 2014 15:19 (ten years ago) link
No, I mean Fagan uses a contemporary aesthetic that he doesnt quite trust (La studio rock) to rescue an older aesthetic (bebop), or something.
― 29 facepalms, Thursday, 2 January 2014 15:24 (ten years ago) link
Ah, gotcha. That's pretty accurate.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 2 January 2014 15:36 (ten years ago) link
That they?re working in an effective present-time language they use well without ever being quite comfortable or happy with or entirely attuned to, in order to redeem or rescue an aesthetic and or a morality that (as far as the effective present-time language goes) is nothing but a beached and square hipster attitude of times gone by, and best forgotten.
Could someone expand upon this? I feel I've almost got what he's reaching for here, but not quite
― An Android Pug of Some Kind? (kingfish), Thursday, 2 January 2014 17:14 (ten years ago) link
Anyway don't worry folks, we've been holding it down on larger matters
http://gawker.com/slates-embarrassing-middle-earth-error-1493498670
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 3 January 2014 00:55 (ten years ago) link
Finally a use for your talents
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 January 2014 00:56 (ten years ago) link
Allow me to explain the difference between tengwar and cirth
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 3 January 2014 00:58 (ten years ago) link
If only you could work it into an EMP presentation
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 January 2014 01:01 (ten years ago) link
Adorno too.
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 January 2014 01:02 (ten years ago) link
...give me time.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 3 January 2014 01:40 (ten years ago) link
I thought this was quite okay... I didn't see the previous one at cinema, because I was afraid it was gonna suck, but then I watched it on video a few months ago and found it really good, a fun and surprisingly light-hearted romp. That's what I thought was the biggest flaw in this one, things turned too grim too soon, there was all those portentous pieces of dialogue and washed out grey and brown colours (especially in Laketown), which may have been fine in LotR, because it's a darker story, but I wish this one would've avoided the gloom and doom a bit longer.
For example, I loved the ballsack-faced goblin king in the previous one, because he was so over-the-top and fitted the generally OTT tone of the film, but in this one Stephen Fry's equivalent character felt like he belonged to different movie, because at this point things have already turned grim, so broad comedy was kinda out of place. So yeah, I wished the story would've retained the comedy and lightness a bit longer, that's what made the first movie feel like a thing of it's own instead of a mere "LotR prequel", the darker stuff could've been spared for the finale.
As for the 3D/48fps, everyone who says it makes everything look unreal and like set pieces is OTM, but man is it great for action! You can have fast-paced, complex action sequences where everything nevertheless looks crisp and you can follow every bit of movement on screen, which is a total boon for visual-minded directors like Jackson. The barrel chase was the most breathtaking example, it was such a showcase for this technology that it should be preserved in a museum or something.
The Smaug finale was another goodie, and it didn't really matter he looked unreal because he's a dragon, they're not real anyway so there's no uncanny valley effect messing with your mind, so just watching him talk and move onscreen with every tiny twitch and quirk of his so exquisitely rendered was a delight. (Gotta give props for Cumbersnatcher's voice acting too, I think he found the correct tone for an avaricious and cunning beast right from the start.) I did feel the finale lasted for too long though, which kinda made the dragon machinery overstay its welcome, especially since it was obvious Smaug wouldn't die here but would be spared for the final film. If the movie had climaxed with Smaug getting killed, then the half of hour of running away from him in Dwarven ruins would've been justified, but now it felt like there was too much padding.
Anyway, instead of viewing these movies through any lens of Tolkien purism, I think it's better just to see as a amusement park ride where Jackson has an opportunity to play with some new toys, and enjoy the best things he can get out of that, like the barrel chase or Smaug or the gruesome-funny Orc decapitations. I think Jackson is very much a physical comedy & action oriented director at heart, even his earliest gore movies are more bloody slapstick than horror. It seems pretty obvious that expanding the Hobbit (which is already a pretty disjointed book) into three long movies isn't gonna produce a compelling story or well-rounded character arcs in the way LotR did, but that doesn't mean there isn't a lot to enjoy here.
― Tuomas, Saturday, 4 January 2014 10:53 (ten years ago) link
There's a foot of snow on the ground and it's still snowing, it's about to drop down to a high of -10 with a windchill of -40, there's nothing else to see locally and the alternative is being stuck in the house with my family all day. Fuck it, I'm seeing The Hobbit. Wish me luck!
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 5 January 2014 16:47 (ten years ago) link
taking the family to see this at Alamo Drafthouse in an hour. We watched the first one on tv yesterday to have it fresh in our minds.
― Ornate Coleman (Moodles), Sunday, 5 January 2014 17:10 (ten years ago) link
OK, here goes:
This is better than the first one because the best bits are a bit better, but the movie is still pretty disappointing. Every time the movie came to a stop the story came to a stop, the elves were camp at best and crap at worst, and even the expertly rendered dragon I felt, er, dragged on. What's the next one going to be, a three hour fight-the-dragon battle sequence? Maybe it's all a big fake out and the third movie will be 20 minutes long.
I did finally figure out what's bugging me about the FX, sets and make-up that didn't bother me as much with the LOTR films, which I still think were (previously) inexplicably superior in terms of those aspects, and that's that having going more artificial, Jackson seems to be almost inept with the artificial lighting. Everything is just so overwhelmingly bright, even when it's dark, that he might as well be shooting day for night. I found any sort of shading, perspective or depth of field utterly phony, not just because it is, but because the virtual cinematography literally depicted it in the worst possible light, so that every wall and puddle looked fake, and most CGI creations looked horrible against the real stuff, and vice versa. FWIW, I saw it in glorious 2D and a normal frame rate, but it looked as unnatural as a Muppet movie.
Also, did I mention that the elves suck? Barrel sequence was fun, at least. As someone else observed, Jackson's gift seems not be be action but stapstick comedy. Martin Freeman appeared to be modeling his mode and mannerisms after Lou Costello.
Last, can someone more familiar with the books help me out here: this story takes place decades before the Lord of the Rings story, yet at least in the movie, Gandolf and whomever he reports to - Cate Blanchett? - clearly know the bad guy is back. So ... what's going on in the ensuing years before Gandolf gets Frodo to go on his quest? Just hanging around, like someone stuck inside during a blizzard, occasionally peeking out the window and going "yup, still snowing?"
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 5 January 2014 21:01 (ten years ago) link
i think it's like a cold war with escalating border incidents and everybody secretly trying to find the one ring iirc
― Emilia Fabbo (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 5 January 2014 21:05 (ten years ago) link
iirc (though this is all from the appendices at the end of Lord of the Rings, been a while since I've read it) Gandalf and the White Council fuck off the Necromancer (Sauron in disguise) from his fortress in Mirkwood - note that Sauron does not intentionally reveal himself, as per the film, but that the White Council successfully drive him out and suss for themselves that this is actually Sauron. Who then disappears for a while only to re-emerge and openly declare himself in Mordor, at which point there's not a fat lot they can do about it.
― Windsor Davies, Sunday, 5 January 2014 21:08 (ten years ago) link
Gandalf had suspected for ages prior to this that the Necromancer was Sauron but Christopher Lee was having none of it. I think.
― Windsor Davies, Sunday, 5 January 2014 21:10 (ten years ago) link
I would keep a close eye on any place called Mordor.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 5 January 2014 21:14 (ten years ago) link
eye see what you did there
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Sunday, 5 January 2014 21:51 (ten years ago) link
When Sauron made his appearance, the first thing that came to mind was:
http://media.giphy.com/media/2QUerfsZ9dQBO/giphy.gif
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 5 January 2014 21:55 (ten years ago) link
There's a vision.
Just came back from a matinee showing myself. As I suspected I enjoyed it more second time around just because I wasn't feeling my neck snapping keeping track of the changes from the book -- also because I knew when to take a bathroom break (namely, Kili and Tauriel being all goo-goo at each other in the prison). Spent more time just enjoying the design and all. But Thorin's last minute plan to kill Smaug still needs at least a LINE or two of setup.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 5 January 2014 22:37 (ten years ago) link
So ... what's going on in the ensuing years before Gandolf gets Frodo to go on his quest? Just hanging around, like someone stuck inside during a blizzard, occasionally peeking out the window and going "yup, still snowing?"
The thing is, Sauron (as well as Gandalf and the other Wizards) are demigods who are incredibly hard to kill, but they can be defeated in a way that diminishes their power for a looong time. This has happened to Sauron before, and presumably in the third Hobbit movie they will defeat him again in a way that makes them think he won't be able to come back for a while, which is why they're still surprised that he makes such a forceful comeback in LotR, only a few decades later. Without the One Ring it's impossible to fully defeat Sauron (and in the book at least it's implied that Sauron won't totally die even after the Ring is destroyed, but he becomes so insignificant he can't pose any threat ever again), and in the Hobbit they still think the Ring is lost, so all they can do is hope he won't come back for a while. After his biggest defeat, the one seen in the prologue of the first LotR movie, he was powerless for several hundred years (the Necromancer affair was the first time he showed up on the radar after that), so it's kinda understandable Gandalf and other the good guys don't spend all of their time on the lookout for him, but try to enjoy the times of peace.
― Tuomas, Sunday, 5 January 2014 23:23 (ten years ago) link
So do you think they're going to give us that big battle, as teased in the first LotR movie? Because obviously it can't be 3 hours of dragon battle. Well, I mean, I guess it could...
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 5 January 2014 23:41 (ten years ago) link
the battle of five armies is going to eat most of the time. Unfortunately.
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 5 January 2014 23:43 (ten years ago) link
There's gonna be a big battle, but it's not the one in the beginning of the first LotR movie; like I said, that battle happened centuries before the events of The Hobbit. Plus the exact details of the LotR prologue battle are in another book (The Silmarillion), one the movie-makers don't have the rights to (for whatever reason they only have the rights to LotR and The Hobbit), so they can't do a film version of it even if they wanted to.
― Tuomas, Monday, 6 January 2014 00:17 (ten years ago) link
Should I worry about spoiling the third movie by talking about what happens in the book? SPOILERS AHEAD!!
If you ask me both the dragon and the battle are less interesting than the complicated fallout which happens after the dragon dies and before the battle starts. I'm hoping that they won't rush through that. Some people seem amused that it's some random Lakedude who kills the dragon, but that was smart thinking on Tolkien's part. It's to allow Laketown to make a claim on the treasure, so that the dragon can turn out to be a less significant threat than the competing claims/avarice of the friendly factions.
― jmm, Monday, 6 January 2014 00:25 (ten years ago) link
:(
One of the great things about The Hobbit (book) was that it skipped the endless war-text of LotR, "he knew no more" and then it's all over, was hoping Jackson might do the same
― pretty krulls make glaives (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 6 January 2014 00:34 (ten years ago) link
Fat fucking chance of that.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 6 January 2014 00:43 (ten years ago) link
were you really? after everything? the man is an oaf.
― i kid because i glove (darraghmac), Monday, 6 January 2014 00:43 (ten years ago) link
legolas seemed like a coked-up asshole in this. what was up with his eyes?
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 6 January 2014 00:52 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, he's all puffy.
So movie three is going to be all "Treasure of the Middle Earth Madre?"
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 January 2014 01:07 (ten years ago) link
After his biggest defeat, the one seen in the prologue of the first LotR movie, he was powerless for several hundred years (the Necromancer affair was the first time he showed up on the radar after that)
FWIW, in both Tolkien and via a statement by Elrond in the first LOTR film, it's established that the distance between said biggest defeat and the present was over three thousand years. Elrond's reference to a 'watchful peace' in the first Hobbit movie refers to a similar phrase in Tolkien where post-Angmar -- over 2000 years later -- Sauron establishes, then retreats from Dol Guldur after an initial incursion by Gandalf, who assumes it's another one of the Nazgul. After some centuries Sauron then returns, Gandalf revisits some time after that, finds Thrain about to die, gets the map and key, and informs the White Council Sauron is there. Everything eventually builds up to an assault on Dol Guldur but Sauron has already made his plans and departs, etc. So basically Jackson's either left a lot out or redone a lot of backstory.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 January 2014 03:07 (ten years ago) link
English, please.
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 January 2014 03:10 (ten years ago) link
Also per Tuomas's question the reason why the rights are only for Hobbit and LOTR is simple -- Saul Zaentz got them in the late sixties from Tolkien directly when those were the only two books to hand, and Christopher Tolkien has refused to let any further rights go. That said I'm not sure what the estate will do after he passes.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 January 2014 03:11 (ten years ago) link
Dude with staff does a thing against dude with eye.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 6 January 2014 18:51 (ten years ago) link
He turns his head away cos that's the direction you can most clearly see the ocean from the kitchen of his new seaside property.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 January 2014 19:01 (ten years ago) link
No doubt the number of people that have read (or probably re-read, or re-re-re-read) the books because of these movies vs. the number of people who never would have anyways is probably in JRR's favor. Also every new movie that comes out you get to say "You crooks bastardized this wonderful thing!" thereby enhancing the brand of the books and the movies at the same time.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 January 2014 19:04 (ten years ago) link
i'm sure christopher's doing fine, but the tolkien estate doesn't get any money from any of these movies.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 6 January 2014 19:07 (ten years ago) link
they do now. After some lengthy lawsuits
― Number None, Monday, 6 January 2014 19:34 (ten years ago) link
Finally saw this -- I agree with Tuomas upthread about the greys and browns, Laketown was dreary as all getout, got kinda bored with that whole thing tbh.
Smaug was beautiful. Loved the way his belly would glow like a furnace right before he'd breath fire, he moved so gracefully it was a real thrill to watch him.
The thing the Hobbit movies really miss though is the inner monologue of Bilbo...that's what makes the story on paper, it's as much about what happens externally as it is the constant doubt and shifting within Bilbo, even as he's discovering his courage. But I know there's not really a good way to capture that on film, unless you have like constant narration or something bollocks like that. But it does turn the movies into a bit of a different kettle of fish all the same
Or barrel of fish, hee hee :)
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 May 2014 00:29 (nine years ago) link
oh and I was weirded out by Legolas' eyes too and I did some googling
apparently the contacts that Ornaldo Bloomps had to wear in the 3 movies irritated the hell out of his eyes and he hated wearing them, so for the Hobbit they digitally colored them in post-production. And I guess there's something about how they had to make the blue more vivid so that it would read, and that is what made it look so wacky
they kinda looked like weird dead Polar Express eyes to me, v creepy.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 May 2014 00:31 (nine years ago) link
The thing the Hobbit movies really miss though is the inner monologue of Bilbo...that's what makes the story on paper, it's as much about what happens externally as it is the constant doubt and shifting within Bilbo, even as he's discovering his courage. But I know there's not really a good way to capture that on film...
of course there is but it involves not making dwarves in barrels and rube goldberg dragon traps the center of the NONSTOP THRILL RIDE
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Sunday, 11 May 2014 00:51 (nine years ago) link
lol otm
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 May 2014 01:41 (nine years ago) link
I felt well disposed towards the first one, but the second, while technically a better film probably, made me realise how bollocks the whole endeavor is.
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Sunday, 11 May 2014 03:24 (nine years ago) link
maybe bilbo will be in the next one
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:35 (nine years ago) link
i don't remember anything that happened in the first one
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 11 May 2014 17:44 (nine years ago) link
they did the dishes
― difficult listening hour, Sunday, 11 May 2014 17:48 (nine years ago) link
FUCKING POD RACING aka jackson goes full-on lucas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgNNb8bm_b8
― ledge, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 10:46 (nine years ago) link
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― alanbatman (abanana), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 10:50 (nine years ago) link
That title is gonna be a let-down for anyone expecting an actual five-army free-for-all.
― jmm, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 13:41 (nine years ago) link
this whole trilogy is still the worst, most ridiculous thing in cinema and jackson should've just left it to ratner so no one would've ever gotten any ideas about its usefulness as anything other than a clear cash grab
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 19:12 (nine years ago) link
Still planning on angrily watching the third one at Cinerama, just like the first two, can't really account for it.
― heck (silby), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 19:30 (nine years ago) link
it's amazing at how peter jackson is dutifully attempting to recreate the LOTR formula and hitting a lot of the same notes (cheerful hobbit at the center, gandalf, portentous hints of future doom, etc) but it feels stretched so thin and false and there's no richness to the story or the setting, it feels strictly video game. i mean the LOTR films had the feel of a lived-in decaying world, this has zero of that sense despite attempts at recreating it. also i'm getting tired of those shots he uses every five minutes now (only every forty minutes in the LOTR films): a group of bros scampering across a plains or a bridge or a marsh or a rocky outcropping or a mountain while a camera swoops above and past them or in the opposite direction.
anyway the main point is they're just wrong in so many ways but i can't exactly hate them, PJ clearly loves the material. too much, which is why he's making three films instead of one super-long one.
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 19:49 (nine years ago) link
Funny how the progression of the entire LOTR related movies and culture parallel so well with Star Wars.
― Evan, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 19:54 (nine years ago) link
xpost -- yeah coming in with these Hobbit films with the view that it's only a ridiculous indulgence is the way to go. It didn't fully hit me until I saw the first one, even if I already had bad vibes when they went from two to three films, but after that first viewing, it was clear that's how to treat them.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 19:57 (nine years ago) link
martin freeman is very good i think. and i think the gollum stuff in the first film was solid.
i forgot the worst thing in the trilogy, though, which is basically creating an even worse character than that orc from the final battle in ROTK and making him the central (non-ethereal smoke) villain of the whole story.
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 20:01 (nine years ago) link
pretty sure he's making three films full of tiresome rube goldberg set pieces and oh boy big battle scenes because $$$
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 20:11 (nine years ago) link
martin freeman is very good i think...
not enough information. was he even in the second one?
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 20:12 (nine years ago) link
The fact that Evangeline Lily is in this is something I find especially irksome, I don't know why.
― Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 20:17 (nine years ago) link
PJ clearly loves the material. too much, which is why he's making three films instead of one super-long one.
i wish i still had your childlike naivete
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 20:25 (nine years ago) link
I think he clearly loves absurd runtimes as well as $$$$
― Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 20:50 (nine years ago) link
spoiler alert
http://i.onionstatic.com/avclub/5253/18/original/640.jpg
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 25 October 2014 11:01 (nine years ago) link
Fuckin' eagles, man.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 25 October 2014 13:39 (nine years ago) link
i had more fun itt than i have done on the rest of ilx put together in the interim i think
― local eire man (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 October 2014 14:01 (nine years ago) link
http://blog.gambrinous.com/wp-content/uploads/coyote_foolproof_plan.jpg
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Saturday, 25 October 2014 16:57 (nine years ago) link
ONE LAST...
...trailer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVAgTiBrrDA
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link
WAR BATS
― ledge, Friday, 7 November 2014 00:13 (nine years ago) link
Hobbit 3: Prince of Thieves at 1:16
― ledge, Friday, 7 November 2014 00:16 (nine years ago) link
#onelasttime
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 7 November 2014 00:19 (nine years ago) link
Odds on PJ trilogising the Simlmarillion in ten years time, after directing a couple of underperforming films in the interim?
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 7 November 2014 00:26 (nine years ago) link
Cut Scene: The Movie.
That looks absolutely unwatchable. For comparison's sake, I rewatched the "Return of the King" trailer, and check out how much more chill it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIrRJ8bCZYQ
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 November 2014 03:18 (nine years ago) link
Well that wasn't about the defining moment of Middle Earth, was it?
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 7 November 2014 06:38 (nine years ago) link
Very little actual hobbit in that trailer.
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 7 November 2014 12:25 (nine years ago) link
That looks absolutely crappy.
― Frederik B, Friday, 7 November 2014 12:35 (nine years ago) link
"Errday Frrruduh moves clusserr to Murrrdrrr" haha
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 7 November 2014 13:08 (nine years ago) link
Man if you guys can't get behind Elf King Lee Pace riding a giant moose into battle, Flava Flav can't do nothin' for ya.
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Friday, 7 November 2014 13:56 (nine years ago) link
This is key, emphasis on looks. I still can't figure out why, with 10 years of new technology, more experience and an even greater familiarity with the subject matter/cast, these movies look so much more terrible. The sets, the make-up, the FX, everything. Just shitty.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 November 2014 14:19 (nine years ago) link
Yeah there's some Xena level shit there, but without the self-parody.
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 7 November 2014 14:42 (nine years ago) link
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, November 7, 2014
in fairness there's very little actual hobbit in this EPICAL THREE-PART MOTION PICTURE EVENT so
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 7 November 2014 19:27 (nine years ago) link
Maybe he will put out a director's cut of just Hobbit stuff.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 November 2014 19:28 (nine years ago) link
There's just something really unappealing about a film called 'The Battle of Five Armies' especially when it seems one of the armies is a pack of bats? How are they going to spend three hours on elves and dwarves fighting bats?
― Frederik B, Friday, 7 November 2014 23:15 (nine years ago) link
It'll be like the bit in The Fellowship with the Crebain but 50 minutes long
― tsrobodo, Saturday, 8 November 2014 01:42 (nine years ago) link
How are they going to spend three hours on elves and dwarves fighting bats?
Probably the same way people spend hundreds of hours playing "Call of Duty" or whatever.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 8 November 2014 02:11 (nine years ago) link
It'd be cool if the movie started with a tutorial level... ease you into things, learn how to fight lesser bats before you have to send the whole Hobbit army against the whole bat army.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 8 November 2014 04:03 (nine years ago) link
If I remember correctly from the book Gandalf casts a spell that causes the bats and hobbits to combine as hobbats that fuck everybody up.
― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 8 November 2014 04:19 (nine years ago) link
Watched the trailer & was all, "Is this a trailer for the second movie? Because I think I've seen every moment of this before, portentously uttered dialogue and all."
Still planning on angrily watching the third one at Cinerama, just like the first two, can't really account for it.― heck (silby)
― heck (silby)
― hardcore dilettante, Saturday, 8 November 2014 05:14 (nine years ago) link
(THIS POST HAS SOME SPOILERS FOR THE NEW MOVIE, THOUGH IF YOU'VE READ THE BOOK, MOST OF IT ISN'T REALLY SPOILING ANYTHING.)
So I just saw the new movie, and thought it was okay. Not as good as the first Hobbit, which I thought was a totally fun romp, but roughly on the same level as the second one. The problems were pretty much the same as with the second movie too: everything was a bit too serious and grey, not much fun and adventure anymore, though I guess it was more acceptable for the grand finale than the middle episode. There were also some overtly extended fight scenes: in particular, Legolas gets a final battle that goes on waayyy too long, it feels more like a special effects showcase than something organic to the movie. On the other hand, Thorin's last stand was done nicely, it had an well-staged, effective setting (an icy lake that slowly keeps crumbling around Thorin and his opponent), and it doesn't overstay its welcome.
As with the previous movie, the 48FPS/3D combination is disracting at first, but it makes the more complex action scenes look really good. The actual Battle of the Five Armies is probably the best part of the movie, the way the technlology allows Jackson to create this layered canvas where you can follow every moving piece in this whole grandiose choreography is still breathtaking. And, while the story of the trilogy as a whole is kinda directionless and incoherent, there are some individual scenes where Jackson manages to show he's still a very competent visual storyteller. In particular I liked the scene where Thorin growing greed/madness is illustrated via a clever scenic metaphor; I don't want spoil it any more, but you know what I'm talking about if you've seen the movie.
On the minus side, I thought the cliffhanger with Smaug from the previous movie was resolved a bit too easily and quickly in this one. I guess it's cool they stayed truthful to the book and got rid of Smaug before the actual climax of the story, but all in all we got more of talking Smaug in the previous flick than Smaug in action in this one, which is a bit sad, because he was so well realized as a CGI character. Like in the previous movie, the 48FPS/3D thing really makes him come alive here too; with Smaug it doesn't matter if the technology makes everything look a bit fake, because a dragon isn't supposed to feel realistic anyway.
After having finished this movie, I can also say that the whole Dol Guldur/Sauron subplot was completely pointless. It doesn't really have anything to do with the main Erebor plot, it's there just to tie these movies to LotR. (IIRC none of that stuff was in the book?) However, it does provide two of the most impressive visuals in the movie. First, we get a new design for the Ringwraiths, which is really creepy and impressive, in that it actually uses the "unrealness" of CGI and 3D effects to its advantage. (Sadly there's also an overtly long fight scene involving the Wraiths, I think Jackson should've realized that they'd be more effective if he didn't show them so much.) And then there's a confrontation (not an actual fight, thank god) between Galadriel and Sauron, which is just awesome! In The Fellowship of the Ring, I hated the scene where Galadriel is tempted by the Ring and her voice gets weird and screechy and her face is altered with special effects, because I thought Blanchett could've conveyed her temptation with, you know, just acting. Well, here we have variation of the same thing, but in this case I think it works, because we are actually witnessing a magical battle of wills between two superbeings. It's totally over-the-top and really cool, and Sauron's new visual is also much better than the spotlight-vagina-eye from LotR.
So yeah, if you didn't like the previous movies and/or felt that they pissed on Tolkien's work, you're not gonna feel differen about this one either. But if you thought (like me) that they were uneven and incoherently plotted but also thrilling and cool-looking roller-coaster rides with some decent actors and occasional touching character moments, well this is more of the same stuff. It's not as good as the LotR movies (or even the first movie in this trilogy), but worth the admission? Hell yeah.
― Tuomas, Friday, 12 December 2014 23:39 (nine years ago) link
I hated the scene where Galadriel is tempted by the Ring and her voice gets weird and screechy and her face is altered with special effects,
lol u nuts this is one of the best scenes/most effective uses of effects in the original trilogy
― Οὖτις, Friday, 12 December 2014 23:44 (nine years ago) link
I gotta add that besides the Dol Guldur stuff, Legolas was also completely extraneous to the whole trilogy, they could've left him out without the story suffering a bit... Looks like they wanted to have some familiar faces besides Gandalf in these movies, but they just didn't manage to find a way to properly integrate the elements that weren't in the book. To make things worse, Legolas's radical elvish parkour stunts are just as prominent and irritating as they were in the LotR movies... Like, in this one there's a scene where a bridge is collapsing under Legolas and he's jumping on bricks that are literally hanging in the air, like fucking Super Mario or something.
― Tuomas, Saturday, 13 December 2014 00:26 (nine years ago) link
is there a hobbit in this one?
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Saturday, 13 December 2014 03:16 (nine years ago) link
I heard they're going to add the hobbit to the the director's cut.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 December 2014 03:58 (nine years ago) link
I remember thinking the Galadriel temptation thing was great in the theater, it really was startling and weird and she sounded so booming and nuts, it was of a piece with Bilbo's reaction to the Ring in Rivendell. But on DVD the cheapness of the effect kinda overpowered the scene - IIRC this is one where they had farmed some effects out to some outside studio whose work they didn't end up liking at all but they had to keep it.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 13 December 2014 05:29 (nine years ago) link
The new one is unbelievably boring.
― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Sunday, 14 December 2014 00:11 (nine years ago) link
what I'm prepared to believe might surprise u
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Sunday, 14 December 2014 00:52 (nine years ago) link
After having finished this movie, I can also say that the whole Dol Guldur/Sauron subplot was completely pointless. It doesn't really have anything to do with the main Erebor plot, it's there just to tie these movies to LotR. (IIRC none of that stuff was in the book?)
Lightly. Even in the original version Gandalf leaves Bilbo et al because he has to fight the Necromancer elsewhere, as is discussed briefly at the end of the book on the way back. Tolkien essentially developed and partially retconned it later in LOTR's appendices by having it be the culmination of spying by Gandalf over time and realizing that Sauron had come back, thus partially his urgency about taking care of Smaug via the dwarves; he had already discovered Thrain in Dol Guldur and received the key and map from him before he died. The White Council attacks Dol Guldur, Sauron puts up a slight resistance and then flees eastward in a feint, he ends up back in Mordor etc. etc. From there Jackson and team fleshed it out and reworked it in the version we now have, only here things are more sudden and ad hoc, Gandalf actually gets captured and rescued etc., there's an attempt to REALLY create a new overarching demi-mythology that's not really anywhere in the stories -- the High Fells as a tomb, the origin of the Ringwraiths, Gundabad as the capital as such of Angmar, and so forth. Not the end of the world but it almost felt more like a series of explanations and stories from the Iron Crown Enterprises role playing games instead. (And the geography of the whole story is all *over* the map at this point, but they really only needed to keep things vague for the film anyway, I guess.)
Anyway! Saw it tonight and...pleasantly surprised? If only because it was so SHORT. Shortest of all the six films at two hours and change. I went in lowballing all expectations, honestly, and it worked better than I might have guessed. Even though I kinda figured Thorin and Bilbo's final scene would be more 'dramatic' as such than the book, which I appreciate for its quiet gravitas, they at least kept in a good chunk of the actual dialogue, including a reworked key line about what should be better valued. And while they're nowhere in Tolkien at all beyond a vague reference in LOTR about strange creatures gnawing in the 'deep places of the world,' those sandworm cousins in the battle scene, while kinda ridiculous, still looked pretty great. More tomorrow but hey, at least this is all over bar whatever the extended version turns out to be.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 18 December 2014 05:59 (nine years ago) link
Gonna see this on xmas day I think
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 18 December 2014 06:12 (nine years ago) link
Saw this on Xmas eve as per the last two, thank god I can lay that tradition to rest. Thought it was ok for a long while, light on the ridiculous rollercoaster set pieces, bard the bowman jumping on a cart to take out a troll the most absurd but very brief (interestingly the POD RACING on ice I complained about in the trailer four months ago seems to have vanished entirely). Then the battle scenes started, and dragged on, wasn't v convinced by thorin's sudden change of heart managing to turn the tide. Just as I was metaphorically looking at my watch the whole absurd overlong non canonical "this time it's personal" fight against the white orc up on the watchtower started, and went on and on and on... oh look here's legolas hanging from a bat, there's the orc playing whack-a-mole with thorin on some ice forever while a whole orc army looks on, here's legolas running up a collapsing bridge "like fucking super Mario or something" thankyou tuomas, there's the orc coming back from the dead what a surprise...
Ringwraith fight was lame but yeah I liked the bad acid strobe trip of galadriel v sauron. Would've been happy to see more of radagast's rabbit sledge. "Alfred lickspittle" was crap invented comic relief. So much of the look of the orc and dwarf battle stuff seemed like a direct lift from Warhammer which idk seems a bit like the lazy option.
― ledge, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 22:27 (nine years ago) link
Oh yeah, and ten foot tall orcs with metal armour actually embedded into their flesh can be felled by a stone thrown by a three foot high hobbit. I know, old man yells at action movies.
― ledge, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 22:30 (nine years ago) link
HFR still looks great though.
― ledge, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 22:32 (nine years ago) link
Oh yeah, and ten foot tall orcs with metal armour actually embedded into their flesh can be felled by a stone thrown by a three foot high hobbit.
I guess the Hobbits are just the Ewoks of these movies... But I did like the fact that Bilbo was mostly useless during the actual battle (IIRC it was the same in the book?) and didn't do much action hero stuff, it did emphasize the "average person" aspect of Bilbo, the fact that he was more of an observer who couldn't really do that much to affect the larger-than-life forces at play here. Though sadly this meant there was less of Bilbo in this movie than the previous ones, Thorin and Bard essentially became the protagonists here. It would've been nice to have more of Martin Freeman, he's so good at playing the "everyman observer" character (having already done two iconic versions of it in Arthur Dent and John Watson)... But with an epic climax like this, I guess such a character can't by definition have much to do. Bilbo's return to Shire was really nice done though, and I liked that it was far more prosaic and bittersweet than the ending of LotR, which closed with a similar scene.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 30 December 2014 08:39 (nine years ago) link
Martin Freeman, he's so good at playing the "everyman observer Martin Freeman" character (having already done two iconic versions of it in Arthur Dent and John Watson).
― ledge, Tuesday, 30 December 2014 16:27 (nine years ago) link
what ledge said up there, yeah. was fairly diverting, except for a 30-40 minute midfilm "now begins the BATTLES!" stretch, during which i became distracted by theatrical speaker placement, ceiling design, and the likelihood of interesting lobby posters were i to go for a stretch.
― Adding ease. Adding wonder. Adding (contenderizer), Tuesday, 30 December 2014 18:56 (nine years ago) link
Haha yeah, I guess Freeman gets typecast, but he does do the type well.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 30 December 2014 19:41 (nine years ago) link
If you went to watch this after seeing the first two, I don't know what to say.
― ..but is he a virtuoso? (Raccoon Tanuki), Tuesday, 30 December 2014 20:40 (nine years ago) link
"Hope you enjoyed it?"
― Adding ease. Adding wonder. Adding (contenderizer), Tuesday, 30 December 2014 21:55 (nine years ago) link
raccoon tanuki if you went to watch the second after seeing the first you are complicit
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 30 December 2014 23:25 (nine years ago) link
COME AT ME
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 00:30 (nine years ago) link
Could have done without the Kili lovestory, i never gave a crap about them in any of the installments
Thorin was p boss in this one. Like how they "smauged" his voice as he got more consumed with greed
agreed not enough bilboi didnt need the LOTR bow on the end but i guess i get why they had to
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 00:33 (nine years ago) link
So the battle just kind of... ended. While everyone was doing their one on one computer game orc fights. Who even won the battle of five armies?
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 00:50 (nine years ago) link
Best bit was the first ten minutes, after Smaug died the rest kind of felt like an epilogue.
Could have done without the Kili lovestory
Yeah this was shit.
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 00:52 (nine years ago) link
can't muster up the energy to see this
― akm, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 03:02 (nine years ago) link
like it just seemed like it was some version of this expression ALL the time with Tauriel/Kili with wistful music and everyone knew they were doomed from the start ...it just seemed like they were desperate to to Aragorn and Arwen redux but there was nothing to care about
http://www.silverpetticoatreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/tauriels-face-on-it-was-just-a-dream-lighting.jpg
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 03:08 (nine years ago) link
because fanfic hobbit
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 03:22 (nine years ago) link
u_u
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 03:31 (nine years ago) link
let's be honest, there was nothing to care about with Aragorn and Arwen either.
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 18:26 (nine years ago) link
Who even won the battle of five armies?― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Tuesday, December 30, 2014 7:50 PM
that was my question after it ended. 3 hours of fighting over a pile of gold and they don't tell u who gets to keep it
― wwhy shrek is piss (am0n), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 18:41 (nine years ago) link
I don't recall any giant piles of gold in the Lord of the Rings movies. Peter Jackson should go back and add them in.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 19:31 (nine years ago) link
You forgot to check his bank account
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 21:30 (nine years ago) link
Every penny is on the (computer) screen.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 21:49 (nine years ago) link
Bus advertising over here is using the tag #onelasttime - have to assume they spent some time arguing back and forward about that vs #sunkcost
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 1 January 2015 11:01 (nine years ago) link
def what this needed was an extended version. the new R rating will reel nerds in I guess?
http://comicbook.com/2015/08/25/the-hobbit-the-battle-of-the-five-armies-extended-edition-is-r-r/
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 22:34 (eight years ago) link
I'm sad that three-hour edited version of the trilogy is gone from Vimeo. I had a lot of fun with it.
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 22:37 (eight years ago) link
It was also released on BitTorrent so I'm sure it's floating out in the wilds.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 22:40 (eight years ago) link
Is it weird that I watched the third film that way instead of actually watching it all the way through
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 22:41 (eight years ago) link
Ha, couldn't blame you. The Killstein edit really did do a great job of turning the films back to as much of the actual source narrative as possible; I'm surprised at how effective the overall editing choices were. A couple of unavoidably clunky moments where you could feel it was an edit and not something plausibly 'as filmed/released' but on balance, nicely handled.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 22:46 (eight years ago) link
I missed out on the third movie. Saw the first two in the theater, in 3D, and just forgot about the third. Is it any good?
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 03:18 (eight years ago) link
if you thought there wasn't enough screen time for Bard's children in the second movie, you'll like the third one
― go hang a salami I'm a canal, adam (silby), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 05:02 (eight years ago) link
Also if you thought the master's henchman needed a lot more screen time.
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 08:35 (eight years ago) link
And if you thought Ornaldo Bloomps bringing down the Elephant hardcore in ROTK was too gritty and realistic.
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 09:00 (eight years ago) link
That's the best bit, though!
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 09:17 (eight years ago) link
this week is school holiday week.so, me and mk2 decided to watch this trilogy.having never read the book(s), we really enjoyed the whole experience.
what was fascinating was just how much of the JRRT world has been ripped off for the 'Elder Scrolls' games.i had no idea, but mk2 is massively into Skyrim, and Oblivion.and there is a lot (seriously - a lot !) of crossover.even in the small level detail of the game, eg, the use of a book called "black arrow" that increases your archery skills.(one example of many that mk2 picked up as we watched the films)
so, question : did the creators of the Elder Scroll games get clearance from the JRRT estate to rip off a lot of the same language/ideas etc ?
― mark e, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 18:55 (seven years ago) link
i doubt there's anything of Tolkien in the Hobbit movies bar a few names.
inasmuch as all fantasy fiction rips off largely from Tolkien, not only is TES not exceptional but in many respects it's a good deal less egregious than most tbh
yours, a butthurt fanboy
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 19:09 (seven years ago) link
Probably not; Tolkein has been getting ripped off heavily by everyone since he wrote. In particular Dungeons and Dragons was invented by a bunch of Tolkein fans and is basically a Tolkein pastiche in many ways. And D&D is the direct ancestor of video game fantasy RPGs like Elder Scrolls.
― Sean, let me be clear (silby), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 19:10 (seven years ago) link
also
https://timcrairebooks.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/ba-cover.jpg
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 19:11 (seven years ago) link
fair enough.i am not that much of a fantasy fanboy, so was shocked as to how often mk2 was 'this is in skyrim' etc.i guess you are right, its all a direct connection to the D&D world.
― mark e, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 19:16 (seven years ago) link
If anything, Peter Jackson ripped off Skyrim
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 20:18 (seven years ago) link
movies are still terrible
― akm, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 20:56 (seven years ago) link
So this guy has edited the three Hobbit films down to a single film. Or actually three films, there are 2 hour, 3 hour and 4 hour versions.
http://jobilt.tumblr.com/post/156704220060/jobilt-hobbit
I'd previously just seen the first film on a plane, hadn't bothered with the second or third ones. Watching this just confirmed for me that the problem with the films isn't just that they are too long, it's that they are a series of reasonably decent set pieces strung together into a directionless, meandering whole. And I still don't care about any of the dwarves / understand their motivation / feel myself in any way emotionally invested in their fates.
But anyway, might be worth checking out. The edit was good overall, only counted three jarring cuts.
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Sunday, 5 March 2017 22:08 (seven years ago) link
many years later i finally saw THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES, and it's crazy how long this movie feels. this series was mostly terrible, and this was perhaps the worst one. it is *atrociously* paced and makes zero sense and every single moment when they felt they had to shoehorn in LOTR references and foreshadowing was *trash*, and while i actually know why they decided to create and include such garbage in terms of padding things out and turning this single novel into a trilogy (i'm still amazed this crime of an idea wasn't stopped early on), it came off storywise as if Jackson and co weren't confident that the story of the Hobbit was enough to build a compelling narrative around.
what the hell was going on with Gandalf in a cage and then him being rescued by Galadriel and Saruman and Elrond? The Nazgul were there? Sauron himself? please don't explain it to me.
my favorite recurring bit was how multiple characters would hand obviously duplicitous coward and thief ALFRID LICKSPITTLE important assignments such as: a) handle the night watch, b) "look after my children, make sure they're safe" and c) make sure Bilbo gets a good meal and keep an eye on him. I was convinced at some point Bilbo was going to d) hand him the Ring for safekeeping. the only thing worse than craven, greedy, stupid characters is when no one notices they are. the only thing worse than *that* is when everyone notices they are just that, but they don't exile them on the spot, and in fact continue to give them crucial gigs.
― omar little, Thursday, 12 April 2018 07:34 (six years ago) link
If you can take video reviews, Linsday Ellis has a good series going on YouTube right now about how the Hobbit movies screwed up. Two parts up, third is going to be about how the series affected New Zealand.
― Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 12 April 2018 09:37 (six years ago) link
please don't explain it to me.
There is an in-text explanation but yes, it was handled in strange fashion here.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 12 April 2018 12:11 (six years ago) link
i may check that out, xp
the tone of this film was so wrong. the tone of the whole trilogy, really. when i think of the Hobbit, i don't think grim portentousness. i don't think it would have to be lighthearted per se but there was a way to make this into a film (one film!) that would be correct and true to the story and not be out of line with the properly serious LOTR adaptation.
considering how few errors Jackson made w/LOTR i'm astonished that this series was just one error after another.
the second film was the best, i think the Smaug business was actually well-done and it was led up to impressively.
― omar little, Thursday, 12 April 2018 16:07 (six years ago) link
There is an in-text explanation but yes, it was handled in strange fashion here.― Ned Raggett, Thursday, April 12, 2018 5:11 AM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, April 12, 2018 5:11 AM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
is there a general explanation you can give on what occurred in the source material? read the Hobbit recently w/our kid but can't remember a single thing about this, so I assume maybe it's from The Silmarillion?
― omar little, Thursday, 12 April 2018 16:10 (six years ago) link
I'm enjoying that Ellis series too (although the 'lost innocence' framing seems a bit unnecessary), and should probably actually watch the second and third films. I just feel like I know exactly what they're going to be like. By her account, some of the things that went wrong were: Jackson having hardly any preproduction time after del Toro left; too many parties being owed a share of the profits from the first film, which motivated them to stretch it into three films; and Warner Bros insisting on reshoots for things like the Tauriel love triangle. The actor who plays Óin also talks about the scheduling being a mess.
― jmm, Thursday, 12 April 2018 16:23 (six years ago) link
xpost -- The very, very brief explanation: as Tolkien was writing up The Hobbit he threw in 'the Necromancer' as a Macguffin to have Gandalf leave the rest right before Mirkwood. It's handled much more lightly in the book than in the movie, of course, and while he was drawing on what he'd already written of general Middle-earth backstory for hints and details that emerged throughout the story -- 'Sauron' as a character had existed in one form or another since 1917 -- this wasn't anything systematic. He's just this 'horror' that never directly features: Gandalf tells everyone at Bag-end that he'd found Thorin's father in the Necromancer's dungeons and gotten the key (and map I think) from him, he mentions he'll have to leave the party at some point, he does so at Mirkwood, and later back at Rivendell Bilbo hears him talking to Elrond about how the Necromancer had been defeated. This is all very much in the original edition of the book pretty much without change.
Tolkien later of course had to deal with the inadvertant tone shift problem -- to the point where he attempted a full Hobbit rewrite in the early 60s much more in an LOTR vein, but he never got farther than three chapters in, after a friend read it and rightly said it was good but at the same time it just wasn't The Hobbit, which really should have been the greater lesson there. The only thing major he did had happened some years earlier when he rewrote the Gollum scene, making him much more sinister and murderous instead of comically threatening, and turning the Ring's loss into a personal breaking point for him.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 12 April 2018 16:25 (six years ago) link
Yeah, and as I said from the get-go, I think, that's really all I wanted out of the films, a great Smaug. Not entirely thrilled with the invented action setpiece at the film's end but it does have some striking moments as it goes, and I would have much more enjoyed a full confrontation between Smaug and Bilbo where he never took off the Ring but hey. A bit unsurprising that and the Gollum sequence were the best moments overall over the three films.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 12 April 2018 16:28 (six years ago) link
In the book as well, those two scenes seem like a pair - Bilbo riddling with Gollum and then spinning riddles to buy time with Smaug.
― jmm, Thursday, 12 April 2018 16:37 (six years ago) link
thanks Ned, I think I forgot the Necromancer connection there.
the best part of BOTFA was the opening sequence w/Smaug's attack, though the Master and Alfrid are terrible characters who feature in too large a portion of it (and characters of that exact type almost always are terrible.)
i think one reason this film felt longer than even the extended cut of Return of the King was just the pacing, and how little actually occurred in the story. you could really sense the story being stretched out here. i mean Legolas was basically the main character in the third act, or so it felt. He was involved w/every character.
― omar little, Thursday, 12 April 2018 16:55 (six years ago) link
The various fan edits floating around help to a great degree -- there's one especially good one that reduces all three films to a three hour effort and follows the plotline of the original as closely as they can possibly manage it. You can sense the joins here and there but it really helps.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 12 April 2018 17:13 (six years ago) link
Sooooo, as I've mentioned in other threads, in two weeks' time our podcast on Tolkien will finally get around to talking about these films in front of an audience:
https://www.megaphonic.fm/live-2023
Rewatched them all this week for the first time since 2015. That was a slog.
Lindsey Ellis's video series was mentioned a little earlier in the thread but let's link them all, shall we:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTRUQ-RKfUs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElPJr_tKkO4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi7t_g5QObs
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 8 April 2023 23:58 (one year ago) link
And our podcast is live! We had thoughts, we did.
https://www.megaphonic.fm/bythebywater/50
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 May 2023 15:25 (one year ago) link
Congrats on making it to the big 5-0! (Enjoyed the last one on the animated RoTK, btw.)
― got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Monday, 1 May 2023 15:50 (one year ago) link
Hahah thanks. I'm glad that we're kinda through a lot of the 'uhhh' adaptations woods after these last few months -- we need to get back to the actual work itself! Which we are, per Jared's choice of the next topic.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 May 2023 16:05 (one year ago) link
It's all part of the rich tapestry, imo!
― got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Monday, 1 May 2023 16:14 (one year ago) link
I think these movies are worse than the Star Wars prequels. By a lot.
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 25 January 2024 01:44 (three months ago) link
Oh yes
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Thursday, 25 January 2024 03:46 (three months ago) link
As far as characterization goes, Alfrid Lickspittle makes Jar Jar Binks look like Harry Lime.
― omar little, Thursday, 25 January 2024 03:51 (three months ago) link
They're better than Rings of Power by, like, a lot.
― the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Thursday, 25 January 2024 04:55 (three months ago) link
Rings Of Power has the big advantage of not being 48fps
― Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 25 January 2024 09:42 (three months ago) link
Yeah, as bad as Rings was it was less ugly and tedious than the Hobbit films.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 25 January 2024 11:08 (three months ago) link
48fps is fabulous, it literally looked like you could walk in to the screen. It will be shame if it never catches on because the film designed to champion it was a steaming turd.
― organ doner (ledge), Thursday, 25 January 2024 11:14 (three months ago) link
no it looked like a bad soap opera sped up
― Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 25 January 2024 11:15 (three months ago) link
Like watching someone else play a video game all evening.
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 25 January 2024 14:04 (three months ago) link
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR)
Unwelcome flashback to the barrel sequence. Hard to believe I watched all three of these in the cinema.
― chap, Sunday, 10 March 2024 19:44 (one month ago) link
Haha. I did the same. I'd complety forgotten about the barrel scene. In fact, I think I must have totally blanked them all out as the only thing I vaguely remember is the fucking atrocious Radagast sleigh bit
― groovypanda, Sunday, 10 March 2024 20:03 (one month ago) link
That was the lulz and best thing in the films, I wouldn't go so far as to say befitting the original conception of this children's book but nothing like the travesty of the barrel sequence, or the rollercoaster in the golbin caves.
― gene besserit (ledge), Sunday, 10 March 2024 20:57 (one month ago) link