let's be clear this is not a 'lol engrish' or 'lol these EFL people can't use english correctly' thread but rather a log of sayings which I have found help me think ~deeper~ about life and which may be portals to planes of higher existence (still testing)
― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:16 (fourteen years ago) link
MALEKATE MOSS
I'M NOTJOHNNY ROTTEN
PEANUT BUTTERBANANAAND WAFFLES
GOD GAVE USFREE WILL.LET'S USE ITTO PARTY.
ANGELSHAVEWHITEWINGS.
― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Microarray technology?Piece of coke!
DON'T LETGO THEBOAT
WORDS THATDO NOT MATCHDEEDS ARE IMPORTANT
WHITESAY IT WITH COLOURS
― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:18 (fourteen years ago) link
YOUR CHOICEDO ORDON'T
FIGHT CLUBMANAGER
NEVER THINK ABOUT THE FUTUREIT WILL COMESOON ENOUGH
― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:19 (fourteen years ago) link
STOP THEGLOBALBULLSHITTING
― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:20 (fourteen years ago) link
YOUR CHOICECOOLORFOOL
Please tell me you have approximately 200 more examples of this phenomenon.
― I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:20 (fourteen years ago) link
WHAT'S NEXTLOS ANGELES
amezingamezingamezingamezingamezingamezing
― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:22 (fourteen years ago) link
BRIGHTNESSyou are
LIFEISFUCKIN'EASY
― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:24 (fourteen years ago) link
ASweetheartIsABottleOf wine
― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:26 (fourteen years ago) link
SLOWEST SUNINDETROIT
I AGREEWITH THECOSMETICSURGERY
― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
― I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:41 (fourteen years ago) link
u rule
― crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:44 (fourteen years ago) link
okay I'm ready to do round 2
― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:55 (fourteen years ago) link
HYPER KISSXXX
WHAT HE NEEDSIS NOT ONLYTHE BANANABUT LOVE
I'MHUNGOVERI WISH IWAS DEAD
― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:56 (fourteen years ago) link
DEVILOCKISMRUNNING IN NEW YORK CITY
DON'T LETANYONE STEAL-OUR-DREAMS
$$UNDEFEATED$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$##############$$$$$$$$$$$$$$##############$$$$$$$$$$$$$$##############
― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:57 (fourteen years ago) link
HAHAHAHAHAHA @ all of these
― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:57 (fourteen years ago) link
YOUBESTLOOK
― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:58 (fourteen years ago) link
TO ACCOMPLISH MUCHYOU MUSTLOSEEVERYTHING
DO YOUKNOWTHISMEANING?
otm.
― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:59 (fourteen years ago) link
BOYSNEEDYOGATOO
― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:00 (fourteen years ago) link
YOU AREALIVE BECAUSEOFSOMEONE
ENJOY THEBEAUTYOFCLASSICAL ART
― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:01 (fourteen years ago) link
TECHNOLOGYTURNSME ON
Music,Drama,Poem, &Dance.
YOU KNOWYOU'RENOTRIGHT
― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:02 (fourteen years ago) link
UNION&PROUD
SWEARING OUTLOUD IS NOTCOOL
So what's the design of these shirts like? Are they all laid out the same or is there some variety? My interest is hella piqued right now.
― I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:15 (fourteen years ago) link
WORDS THATDO NOT MATCHDEEDS AREIMPORTANT
― 囧 (dyao), Sunday, November 29, 2009 8:17 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark
reminds me of a pic I took in HK
http://10.164.97.138/farm2.static.flickr.com/1165/1440133051_1e40f6f0ee.jpg
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:20 (fourteen years ago) link
xp it varies considerably - I wish I could covertly take pics but half the time they're gone by the time I can take my camera out
― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:21 (fourteen years ago) link
round 3 will come after I get something to eat
this would be that pic
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1165/1440133051_1e40f6f0ee.jpg
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:21 (fourteen years ago) link
a+ thread btw
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:22 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah, i want pretty much all these shirts
― a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:24 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^yep
― Puddle of Thudd (acoleuthic), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:29 (fourteen years ago) link
okay round 3
― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:30 (fourteen years ago) link
BETTER KNOWNNOTHINGTHANHALF KNOWNMANY THINGS
LESSISENOUGH
― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:31 (fourteen years ago) link
THE BEACHBOY PETSOUND
(this one I remember was in the pet sounds font/color scheme plus the letters were embossed and fuzzy)
SORRYI'M RICH
― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:32 (fourteen years ago) link
THE DULLFLAMEANDDESIRE
OH, I get it.Like humor,But different..
SHOW MEFANTASY
A MAGICALWORK
All things are difficultUntil they are easy
― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:33 (fourteen years ago) link
Let's light aMatch toTheseDynamic dreams
I HAVENOTHINGTO WEAR
― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:34 (fourteen years ago) link
MINDPLAYSHEARTMOVES
MANYLIVESTHESE
― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:35 (fourteen years ago) link
RISKSWILLBETAKENRIGHT?
ALLCOLORISNO COLOR
― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:31 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark
my mind actually just exploded, not joking
― Puddle of Thudd (acoleuthic), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:35 (fourteen years ago) link
If true, this negates my existence.
― I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:43 (fourteen years ago) link
plus
^^^would wear
― mascara and ties (Abbott), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:52 (fourteen years ago) link
By which I mean I wld wear either of those.
yeah i love both of those!
― crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:57 (fourteen years ago) link
feel like the first one would've saved me a lot time
spent a couple minutes trying to figure out how MALE KATE MOSS would've saved you a lot of time
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 30 November 2009 03:11 (fourteen years ago) link
who r u again?
dude, just *eyes down*
― crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Monday, 30 November 2009 03:12 (fourteen years ago) link
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 30 November 2009 04:10 (fourteen years ago) link
here's a pic I took at a wet market
http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/PB122880.jpg
― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 04:12 (fourteen years ago) link
WILLIM GARLOS CILLIAMS
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 30 November 2009 04:20 (fourteen years ago) link
is that a Whitley Strieber type alien print on the Hong Kong person to the left?
― EFIL4RAGGETT (los blue jeans), Monday, 30 November 2009 04:52 (fourteen years ago) link
fuck
i mean, just, fuck
― goole, Monday, 30 November 2009 04:58 (fourteen years ago) link
what else can one say
holy hell
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 30 November 2009 22:38 (fourteen years ago) link
thread of dreams
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 30 November 2009 22:39 (fourteen years ago) link
it really is
i was wondering where you were
― crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Monday, 30 November 2009 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link
could someone please send me a grab bag of these?
― mh, Monday, 30 November 2009 22:49 (fourteen years ago) link
I've only personally witnessed one shirt like this:
NOWAGONIOWA
― retrovaporized nebulizer (╓abies), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 01:40 (fourteen years ago) link
!
I am Iowan.
― mh, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 05:32 (fourteen years ago) link
no wag
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 05:42 (fourteen years ago) link
― 囧 (dyao), Sunday, November 29, 2009 8:16 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
This is my fav. Andrew WK tweet.
― Meatcat (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 05:48 (fourteen years ago) link
these shirts are great!! awesome thread.
― ian, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 05:55 (fourteen years ago) link
MALEKATEMOSS
― 囧 (dyao), Monday, November 30, 2009 1:16 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
would wear
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link
a-yo seems like everybody is in need of some ~meditation~ today so here's part II
btw s- I got your webmail but can't reply cause you didn't give me your e-mail address? when are you flying?
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 01:54 (fourteen years ago) link
ALWAYS GIVE100%AT WORKAT MONDAYAT TUESDAYAT WEDNESDAYAT THURSDAYAT FRIDAY
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 01:55 (fourteen years ago) link
I HAVENO IDEAWHAT YOUARE TALKING ABOUT
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 01:56 (fourteen years ago) link
No more gum!
TALENT WINSGAMESBUTTEAMWORK ANDINTELLIGENCEWINSCHAMPIONSHIPS
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 01:57 (fourteen years ago) link
LITTLE PRINCESSBELIEVES INHERDREAMS
I'MNOT ASTRANGER
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 01:58 (fourteen years ago) link
playing in a brothel is forfun
GO ON THERAZZLEDAZZLE
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 01:59 (fourteen years ago) link
IF YOUBREAKING ON MEI'M GOINGTOBREAK ON YOU
there werepools of bloodon the streets afterthe riot
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:00 (fourteen years ago) link
ROCKPLAY ITFOR ME
EDITOR
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:01 (fourteen years ago) link
you should guess it easily
U CANT SEECLEARLYWHEN USTAY TOOCLOSE
YOULOOKBETTERONFLICKR
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:02 (fourteen years ago) link
VENUSINTHEDARK
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:04 (fourteen years ago) link
YOU DONT KNOWJACKYOU DONT KNOW JESUS
FOR MUSICTO BE GOODIT MUST BEINNOVATIVE
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:08 (fourteen years ago) link
BEYOND THEUNKNOWN SPEED
dyao I kiss you
also the dexterity thread needs more attn maybe?
― william mcgonadal's tay ridge disaster (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:11 (fourteen years ago) link
lol I haven't youtubed feats of dexterity in a long time
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:13 (fourteen years ago) link
SAY ITWITHFLOWERS
^^ people need to meditate on this one today
INDIGENOUSPEOPLE OFTHE WORLD;UNITE!!
YOUAREALIVE.SO LIVE!
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:14 (fourteen years ago) link
LOOKMOM...NOHEAD
BLACK SUNCATCHING THE BUTTERFLYMOONLIGHT IN VERMONT
buying foodin acafeteria
MILESRUNSTHEVOODOOSHOW
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:15 (fourteen years ago) link
nextmillionaireis...me?
NEVER!BY!NEVER
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:16 (fourteen years ago) link
DOYOUCOPY?
My gf bought a shirt in Shanghai that says
SIPPERYWHATWET
― biologically wrong (Z S), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:18 (fourteen years ago) link
http://intendo.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/thumbs_up_man_smalljpg.jpg
― goole, Monday, 5 April 2010 02:36 (fourteen years ago) link
I had a foreign exchange student (as a student) who came from Hong Kong. He had a shirt with a clip art mummy on it that said "I AM COLD."
― how is abbott formed (Abbott), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:39 (fourteen years ago) link
hahaha I would wear that shirt all the time because it expresses how I feel
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:40 (fourteen years ago) link
anyway, continuing
some of these are amazing.
― 404s & Heartbreak (jim in glasgow), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:41 (fourteen years ago) link
CRACKTHEUNION
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:41 (fourteen years ago) link
CANCERSUCKS
CAN'TSTOPTHEPROFIT
Neanderthal man, upon seeing homosapiens for the first time, realizes he is outclassed and heading for extinction.
COLUMBIAUNIVERSITYSTUDIESSERIOUSLY
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:42 (fourteen years ago) link
STAYALIVE
JUICYPOPROYALTY
STAMPBOOKSSAVETIME
SORRYBUT I'MTHEQUEEN
HERE'RETHEYOUNGMEN
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:43 (fourteen years ago) link
GROOVEIN HISSOUND
UPGRADEYOURTHERMOSTATTO SAVEENERGY
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:44 (fourteen years ago) link
IF THEREWERENO CLOUDSWE SHOULDNOT ENJOYTHE SUN
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:45 (fourteen years ago) link
ALLOW ME TO EXPLAINTHROUGH INTERPERSONAL DANCE
GREENIS MYRELIGION
DESIGNIS NOT JUSTWHAT IT FEELS LIKE ANDWHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:46 (fourteen years ago) link
This is a very important statement to me.
― how is abbott formed (Abbott), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:46 (fourteen years ago) link
I lovewaltz
someartfactory
SOMETIMESI THINK IUNDERSTANDEVERYTHING
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:48 (fourteen years ago) link
FACEOF THEASSASSIN
WONDERWOMANSAVING THEWORLD
I DONTLIKEMONDAYS
CLUBROSEBULLETPARTY
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:49 (fourteen years ago) link
ROCKVOCALS
I miss the old New York.
BornOf theDarkside
NOBODYKNOWSI'MGAY
< timeout> let me let that last one just sink in for a bit < /timeout >
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:50 (fourteen years ago) link
this last lot have somehow upped the game even further
― william mcgonadal's tay ridge disaster (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:51 (fourteen years ago) link
BREVITYIS THESISTER OFTALENT
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:52 (fourteen years ago) link
We're more popular thanJESUS
the sneakerwas untiedhe's wearing a shirtJean, and sneakers
WHATDO YOUWANT
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:53 (fourteen years ago) link
CREATEYOUROWNMUSIC
ONLYSLEEPWITHTHEBEST
INTEGRITY
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:54 (fourteen years ago) link
LOOKINGAT LIFEIN ASTRANGEROOM
PROUDTO BECLEAN &SOBER
GODHELP THEGIRL!PLEASE
I'M GOINGTO BECOME... THEKING OFPIRATES!!!
TRENDBETWEENFRIENDS
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:55 (fourteen years ago) link
alright that's it, thanks folks and happy Easter
http://i43.tinypic.com/aceanm.gif
― biologically wrong (Z S), Monday, 5 April 2010 03:12 (fourteen years ago) link
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Sunday, April 4, 2010 9:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
not feeling the xenophobia
― bnw, Monday, 5 April 2010 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link
do you live in hong kong dyao?
― show me your buccina (ken c), Monday, 5 April 2010 05:26 (fourteen years ago) link
oh shit i mean
― show me your buccina (ken c), Monday, 5 April 2010 05:27 (fourteen years ago) link
DO YOU LIVE INHONG KONG DYAO
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, April 5, 2010 2:45 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
this is fucking incredible
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 5 April 2010 05:31 (fourteen years ago) link
yah Ken c in fact I think we have talkedabout this before lol
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 05:44 (fourteen years ago) link
omg dyao is a superior being
― he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 5 April 2010 09:56 (fourteen years ago) link
http://twenteenthcentury.com/saul/illustrationsjodi/1.jpg
^^ where this collection should be headed
― Earning your Masters in Library and Information Science is beautiful (schlump), Monday, 5 April 2010 12:26 (fourteen years ago) link
THIS THREAD ISMAKING MONDAYINCREDIBLETO LIVE IN
― INSUFFICIENT FUN (bernard snowy), Monday, 5 April 2010 12:41 (fourteen years ago) link
YOU MEANAT MONDAY
― william mcgonadal's tay ridge disaster (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 April 2010 12:46 (fourteen years ago) link
srsly???
― nakhchivan, Monday, 5 April 2010 13:24 (fourteen years ago) link
WIT'S SOULIS TALENT'SSISTER
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 5 April 2010 13:50 (fourteen years ago) link
NOWAGONIOWA― retrovaporized nebulizer (╓abies), Tuesday, December 1, 2009 9:40 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark
― retrovaporized nebulizer (╓abies), Tuesday, December 1, 2009 9:40 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark
btw, I found this when I was going through old pics I had taken (this pic was taken in China, not Hong Kong):
http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/P6118008.jpg
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 14:05 (fourteen years ago) link
thankin u on this monday ^_^
― drink more beer and the doctor is a heghog (gbx), Monday, 5 April 2010 14:29 (fourteen years ago) link
OH YEAHDYAOREMEMBER NOW
― show me your buccina (ken c), Monday, 5 April 2010 15:46 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^ I want this
― still driving steen, banning deez, gettin my dick xhuxked (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 5 April 2010 15:57 (fourteen years ago) link
i want all of these! i would gladly be "that guy" who wore the zenlike shirts all the time.
― goole, Monday, 5 April 2010 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link
crut I saw that one on display today in a shop window. it's a fancy shop though so it'd probably be around $25-35 :(
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link
one of the local chains has been 'inspired' by factory records so they have shirts that say like "YOUR SILENT FACE" and stuff on em (one of them has the lyrics to atmosphere superimposed on the unknown pleasures cover. looks pretty lame)
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 16:00 (fourteen years ago) link
totally.
― drink more beer and the doctor is a heghog (gbx), Monday, 5 April 2010 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link
omg you looked better on flickr
― symsymsym, Monday, 5 April 2010 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link
in the wild!
http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/IMG_0216.jpg
― fuck in rainbows, after it rains (dyao), Thursday, 8 April 2010 14:41 (fourteen years ago) link
XDDDDDD
― lllljjjj (acoleuthic), Thursday, 8 April 2010 14:44 (fourteen years ago) link
THOSE KIDSI SWEARDRINK NIKEYES
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 8 April 2010 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/P4113728.jpg
― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Sunday, 11 April 2010 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link
not a t-shirt but a-yo let me be your wingman:
http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/P4113732.jpg
― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Sunday, 11 April 2010 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link
awesome
― fuckin' lame, bros (latebloomer), Sunday, 11 April 2010 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link
one of the local chains has been 'inspired' by factory records so they have shirts that say like "YOUR SILENT FACE" and stuff on em
Need further info. Mrs Trifle works in HK occasionally and she could definitely pick out some of these for me (she always says she can never find me anything)
― Ned Trifle II, Sunday, 11 April 2010 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link
tell her to go to "i.t." (not "I.T.") and look for a brand called "Underground" (or alternatively, "Ready Steady Underground")
― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Monday, 12 April 2010 01:21 (fourteen years ago) link
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs295.snc3/28397_403647971400_549466400_4519027_1389989_n.jpg
― show me your buccina (ken c), Friday, 30 April 2010 00:48 (fourteen years ago) link
sorry these are not tshirts but http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs325.ash1/28397_403647976400_549466400_4519028_7044903_n.jpg
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs325.ash1/28397_403647966400_549466400_4519026_6750488_n.jpg
― show me your buccina (ken c), Friday, 30 April 2010 00:49 (fourteen years ago) link
oh!
― rapping about space and shit, floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers (gbx), Friday, 30 April 2010 00:51 (fourteen years ago) link
SHIT !SHIT !SHIT
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Friday, 30 April 2010 00:54 (fourteen years ago) link
wearing this todayhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/IMG_3247.jpg
― show me your buccina (ken c), Friday, 30 April 2010 01:01 (fourteen years ago) link
those are all just
feel like buying them all in one go
― I Think Ur a Viking (dyao), Friday, 30 April 2010 01:01 (fourteen years ago) link
send em this way plz thx
― rapping about space and shit, floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers (gbx), Friday, 30 April 2010 01:04 (fourteen years ago) link
tung choi street dyao. they're all there!
― show me your buccina (ken c), Friday, 30 April 2010 01:20 (fourteen years ago) link
as well as awesome playing cards... audrey hepburn playing cards! and "red sun" (mao stuff)! and "ancient chinese ladies"!!! ! ! ! !
― show me your buccina (ken c), Friday, 30 April 2010 01:21 (fourteen years ago) link
LEHMAN BROTHERS GIVE A SMILE FACEPUT THE SNAKE INTO YOUR HOUSE
― by another name (amateurist), Friday, 30 April 2010 02:27 (fourteen years ago) link
oh wait, those are radiohead lyrics
SIMLE FACE
― Fetchboy, Friday, 30 April 2010 11:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Ah, the Ladies Market! Mrs T is always going on about this. I cannot believe she hasn't brought me back one(or seven) of these.
― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 30 April 2010 15:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Interesting (kind of) aside - if you 'walk' down Tung Choi street on streetview the market is being put up and then as it crosses Nelson Street it's all up. OK not very interesting but I liked it.
― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 30 April 2010 15:52 (fourteen years ago) link
that's because a large portion of tung choi street is not accessible by cars
― going non-native (dyao), Friday, 30 April 2010 15:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, I assumed that that's why they went down it before the market went up. Of course they could have used the google trike.
As another aside - the adverts for schools in HK are quite cool too.http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3153/4565370153_33d125d3dd.jpghttp://farm4.static.flickr.com/3084/4566008166_a56cde3421.jpg
Grade A - Easy way
― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 30 April 2010 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link
hahah those are 'tutor kings' - you can get your face plastered on a billboard and the sides of buses just by being a really shitty tutor @ something. hong kong education is insane and sad.
― going non-native (dyao), Friday, 30 April 2010 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link
those guys are all "if you want to pass the A-level just follow my five patented foolproof easy steps" and then charge you $5000 and then you fail the A-level anyway
― going non-native (dyao), Friday, 30 April 2010 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link
put the snake into your house is an awesomely handy euphemism
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 30 April 2010 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link
e.g. "those tutor kings just want to put the snake into your house"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 30 April 2010 16:12 (fourteen years ago) link
LIFE GUIDE ON DUTYLOOKING FOR BEAUTIFUL BODY
― some men enjoy the feeling of being owned (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:23 (thirteen years ago) link
I took a few pics for you, let me try to find them
― pokám0n (dyao), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/P5235162.jpg
http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/dfadadstiff.jpg
― pokám0n (dyao), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link
uh wait the second pic is not lol t-shirts, it is lol british basketball analysts
sorry this is the one I meant to post
http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/P5275282.jpg
kudos
― show me your buccina (ken c), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:45 (thirteen years ago) link
i like how the first one apologizes
― harbl, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:46 (thirteen years ago) link
if you change the 'my' to 'its' in the first one I actually think it is pretty otm
― pokám0n (dyao), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:47 (thirteen years ago) link
second one is a good quotation I think?
― some men enjoy the feeling of being owned (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 16:00 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah I think about half the shirts I see are just quotations lifted from books. some company did a series of philosophical terms & their definitions, so you see people wearing shirts that say, in big bold arial, "REIFICATION" or "ONTOLOGY" and then underneath is the definition in small type
― pokám0n (dyao), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link
but that is fucking awesome, would wear
― some men enjoy the feeling of being owned (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 16:02 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah I want to find the source but it's hard because I always feel self conscious when I go into the teeny bopper malls, plus they change the styles so quickly
like I went back and tried to buy the one that said "LOOKING AT LIFE IN A STRANGE ROOM" cause I realised it was a JD lyric, but it was gone by the time I got there. I also see people wearing a shirt with a cool quote from dylan, the one that says "YOU'RE A LIAR I DON'T BELIEVE YOU" and I want to get it but I don't know where to look
― pokám0n (dyao), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link
dayo i would like to ask your permission to contribute to this thread with my findings from the Waikiki area of Honolulu
― dirk funk (gr8080), Saturday, 25 September 2010 03:25 (thirteen years ago) link
PEANUT BUTTERBANANAAND WAFFLES― 囧 (dyao), Sunday, November 29, 2009 3:16 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark
― 囧 (dyao), Sunday, November 29, 2009 3:16 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark
food shirts
― dirk funk (gr8080), Saturday, 25 September 2010 03:27 (thirteen years ago) link
This one makes me think of ppl who might have asian character sets as tatts or whatever that actually say "I'm a gaijin and have no idea what this means" or something =)
― cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Saturday, 25 September 2010 03:47 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^yes its basically the same thing.
just think how often you can go into a target or a wal-mart and get t-shirts with random kanji on them that translate the same way
― dirk funk (gr8080), Saturday, 25 September 2010 03:50 (thirteen years ago) link
― dirk funk (gr8080), Saturday, September 25, 2010 11:25 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark
yo go ahead!
I haven't been rly keeping up w/ this but lately I saw one that said:
YOU'RECHEATINGART
and I rly want to get it and wear it to art show openings.
― dayo, Saturday, 25 September 2010 23:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Hahaha
― moley, Sunday, 26 September 2010 00:29 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/C043-020.jpg
― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Thursday, 30 September 2010 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link
not very....zenlike?
― The Managing Director of Being (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 September 2010 01:59 (thirteen years ago) link
some of my neighbours have a chinese au-pair who was wearing one of these a while ago, tho i cannae remember what it said [via mcluhan]
― The Managing Director of Being (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:00 (thirteen years ago) link
they share the same au-pair?
― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:08 (thirteen years ago) link
the parents are too cheap to get one for each of their kids
i thought i should say something abt 'zenlike koans...' but rly i don't know enough about this cultural (epi)phenom, after all ppl w/ clothes w/ writing on them is very much a western thing too.....where does 'zenlike koan' begin and 'random semiotic soup' end?
― The Managing Director of Being (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:14 (thirteen years ago) link
was there ever a difference is the question
anyway I have some pretty good ones I took pics of recently but I dont wanna post them because I want them to be taken seriously, guess I'll just keep them to myself
― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:21 (thirteen years ago) link
there def is a difference between the more gnomic / witty 'koans' ones cited here and the usual t-shirt logorrhea
― The Managing Director of Being (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/idgi.png
idg this one. who's uncle stanley? st. george?
― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 14:47 (thirteen years ago) link
St George = patron saint of EnglandUncle Stanley = yr penis
― Harrison Buttwhistle (NickB), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 14:51 (thirteen years ago) link
okay:
NEWSPAPERWOMANAND SHAVED-HEAD BOY
― rent, Thursday, 14 October 2010 08:34 (thirteen years ago) link
there it is
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 October 2010 08:37 (thirteen years ago) link
^keeping it real, none of this THE AMAZING POWER OF YOUR DREAMS bs.
― like an ant to a crumb (DavidM), Thursday, 14 October 2010 09:00 (thirteen years ago) link
bukowskilike koans i have seen
― inimitable bowel syndrome (schlump), Thursday, 14 October 2010 09:39 (thirteen years ago) link
Newspaper Woman and Shaved-Head Boy was actually a failed adult swim pilot
― borad.crutial.org (crüt), Thursday, 14 October 2010 10:04 (thirteen years ago) link
PEACE WALKER
― rent, Friday, 15 October 2010 01:04 (thirteen years ago) link
PEACE BED
― rent, Friday, 15 October 2010 01:05 (thirteen years ago) link
LONELY TRUCK.TRANSFORMER!ROAD TRAIN!
HOW TO HAVE JOY?
WEIRD NEWS
Learn to live with imperfection70/100
― rent, Friday, 15 October 2010 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link
IS THERE EVEN A RAINY DAY!!!!
GOATEE UTOPIA
― rent, Friday, 15 October 2010 01:07 (thirteen years ago) link
DID YOU EAT A BOWL OF
STUPID
FOR BREAKFAST?
^^saw this on a kindly old man
― rent, Friday, 15 October 2010 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link
not very koan-like, i guess
― rent, Friday, 15 October 2010 01:12 (thirteen years ago) link
GOATEE UTOPIA, on the other hand...
― Regular Stormy (Jenny), Friday, 15 October 2010 01:34 (thirteen years ago) link
that one i picture a bunch of 30 year old dudes running along a deserted beach in dress shirts, laughing
― rent, Friday, 15 October 2010 01:50 (thirteen years ago) link
FRANKIESAYSRELAX
― Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Friday, 15 October 2010 01:51 (thirteen years ago) link
rule 4 life
― discuss tin savage (onimo), Friday, 15 October 2010 06:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Learn to livewith imperfection70/100
― contenderizer, Friday, 15 October 2010 06:21 (thirteen years ago) link
My friendsare myestate
― if, Monday, 18 October 2010 14:25 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/C108-020.jpg
― odd futures I have hyped (dayo), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 01:36 (thirteen years ago) link
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbyf2rPLkY1qbw37po1_500.jpg
― odd futures I have hyped (dayo), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 02:45 (thirteen years ago) link
lol @ his expression
― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 02:45 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah that's why I like the shot
what is the hk equiv of ~guidos~?
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 02:46 (thirteen years ago) link
they call them 'mk' dudes, dudes who get crazy dragonball z haircuts, bleach blonde hair, wear leather jackets with lots of straps and piercings and these crazy fuck-me boots
― odd futures I have hyped (dayo), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 02:47 (thirteen years ago) link
sooooo.....guidos?
― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link
I'll see if I can catch a few in their natural environment next time I'm out
― odd futures I have hyped (dayo), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 02:56 (thirteen years ago) link
picturing akira, tbh
― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 02:59 (thirteen years ago) link
good captures, dayo
― inimitable bowel syndrome (schlump), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 10:33 (thirteen years ago) link
????????
http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1964/36/63/58019131/n58019131_44629009_9384.jpg
― Wheal Dream, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 11:25 (thirteen years ago) link
c0nn3r sm3dl3y?
― (ಠ▃ಠ)o ((cloud)) (crüt), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 11:28 (thirteen years ago) link
dad?
― dayo, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 14:58 (thirteen years ago) link
FACULTY OF LUNCHEON MEAT, WITH EGG
― rent, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:39 (thirteen years ago) link
!!
― steendriver DUMB BIG, his HOOS got HOOS (dayo), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 04:01 (thirteen years ago) link
worn by a self-serious co-worker no less
― rent, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 04:39 (thirteen years ago) link
http://images.regretsy.com/its_need.jpg
― gr8080, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 21:43 (thirteen years ago) link
2 ive seen IRL recently:
UNDER PROMISEOVER DELIVER
and
BUYiNG FOOD iN A CAFETiREiA
(all i's dotted with hearts)
― gr8080, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link
THE PERILSOFKEEPINGIT REAL
― gr8080, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 08:01 (twelve years ago) link
A MAN FALLSIN LOVEWITH HISEYES AND A WOMAN WITH HER BODY
― gr8080, Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:53 (twelve years ago) link
haha!
― jed_, Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:41 (twelve years ago) link
Can anyone on ilx speak Russian?
― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:52 (twelve years ago) link
LOVEWHERE ULIVE
― gr8080, Monday, 13 June 2011 18:56 (twelve years ago) link
I remember seeing:
SNOW GOLFTHIS IS IT?
in Kunming.
― модный хипстер (ShariVari), Monday, 13 June 2011 19:14 (twelve years ago) link
That… actually makes sense to me.
― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 13 June 2011 19:37 (twelve years ago) link
― dell (del), Monday, 13 June 2011 19:41 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, like snow golf is the new cool sport so you go play and then it sucks and you're like, "This is it?" Maybe just because that's how I felt the one time I played frisbee golf. Plus I bet snow golf sucks.
― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 13 June 2011 20:45 (twelve years ago) link
COPULATIONit is mating season[cartoon of two smiling dogs in the act]
― gr8080, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 01:01 (twelve years ago) link
I have seen a lot more of these since I stopped keeping track but one that's stuck in my head is
IT SIMPLY REPEATS
which is just a humbling reminder, for anything
― british sb power (dayo), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 01:04 (twelve years ago) link
^^much more in line w/ thread title
― gr8080, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 01:07 (twelve years ago) link
also saw a shirt that simply said "GOOD POINT" - I would buy that shirt, and wear it, and just stand around next to people
― british sb power (dayo), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 01:08 (twelve years ago) link
otm!
― all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 01:12 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/D2OcD.png
― gr8080, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 01:21 (twelve years ago) link
I want a GOOD POINT shirt!!!
― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 03:10 (twelve years ago) link
get in line
― all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 03:22 (twelve years ago) link
srsly
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 07:16 (twelve years ago) link
http://rlv.zcache.com/get_in_line_tshirt-p235458959142148553qiab_400.jpg
http://rlv.zcache.com/srsly_tshirt-p235564908377856772q3vv_152.jpg
― blood on this hand (onimo), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 09:40 (twelve years ago) link
I made this one for my lady:http://i52.tinypic.com/1079nww.jpg
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 09:46 (twelve years ago) link
the saddest part abt dayo leaving hong kong is i don't get to hear abt these shirts no more
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 18:47 (twelve years ago) link
Feel like this thread is like the counterpoint to those websites showing all the nonsensical chinese character tattoos.
― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 18:57 (twelve years ago) link
http://hanzismatter.blogspot.com/
INFINITYa sound to continue eternallyexistence toattract•ATTENTION•Words to changethe world"Famous"
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 14 July 2011 09:33 (twelve years ago) link
THE VELVETUNDERGROUND& NICOhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln2lglqbnb1qk2xnco1_500.jpg
― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Friday, 29 July 2011 19:05 (twelve years ago) link
ANDY WARHOL
― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Friday, 29 July 2011 19:06 (twelve years ago) link
ha thats from http://accidentalchinesehipsters.tumblr.com/ isnt it
― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Friday, 29 July 2011 19:16 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/HAd85.jpg
x-posted to people who have figured out how to live imo
― 我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Monday, 1 August 2011 02:39 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/3UPeK.jpg
― ice cr?m, Monday, 1 August 2011 11:22 (twelve years ago) link
idg this one. who's uncle stanley? st. george?― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 14:47 (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 14:47 (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
guessing it is stanley ho!http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley_Ho
― Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Monday, 1 August 2011 12:14 (twelve years ago) link
Thanks to this thread I spent a lot of my day in Beijing looking at people's t-shirts...mostly aspirational koan boilerplate such as
MORE RESPECTLESS ATTACK
SATEROCK AND ROLL MUST
but I quite liked
EMILY DICKINSONI OBSERVED PEOPLE!
― scandally (seandalai), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 11:59 (twelve years ago) link
KISSINGMY LOVER. I LIKE IT.
― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Saturday, 6 August 2011 03:09 (twelve years ago) link
(on a 13 year old girl, the whole shirt was covered in hearts)
― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Saturday, 6 August 2011 03:10 (twelve years ago) link
In class today:
NO LAYNO PLAY
― naked human pyrami (seandalai), Saturday, 6 August 2011 11:22 (twelve years ago) link
are you working in asia seandalai??
― 我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Saturday, 6 August 2011 12:34 (twelve years ago) link
here is the text of the awesome one that dayo in his awesomenesss brought back from HK for me:
I peeped you onthe phone 6697-1908 and everybody wannacome back to that bodyAll you need is Love[picture of old-timey velocipede}time classicIt's just timeless love
and there is a picture of a guy standing in front of a telephone booth and holding his woolen hat-bedecked head
― dell (del), Saturday, 6 August 2011 13:38 (twelve years ago) link
xp - I'm in Harbin, China for a week teaching at a summer school for PhD students here.
― naked human pyrami (seandalai), Saturday, 6 August 2011 15:34 (twelve years ago) link
REBEL YELLFOR HUGS
― naked human pyrami (seandalai), Sunday, 7 August 2011 06:57 (twelve years ago) link
HAVEFASHIONDRESSWORK
BETTER GIRLFRIENDBETTER LIFE
― naked human pyrami (seandalai), Sunday, 7 August 2011 06:58 (twelve years ago) link
Other dominant sociofashion phenomenon I've noticed: couples wearing matching t-shirts (identical or complementary).
― naked human pyrami (seandalai), Sunday, 7 August 2011 06:59 (twelve years ago) link
HAPPINESSISIMPRESSIVE
― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Thursday, 11 August 2011 02:31 (twelve years ago) link
Appropriate closer to my time in China:
BE GENTLETO THEYOUNG
― naked human pyrami (seandalai), Friday, 12 August 2011 04:25 (twelve years ago) link
DRESSINGup is goodETIQUETTE
― (gr8080), Thursday, 18 August 2011 23:32 (twelve years ago) link
^^feeling this one
― (gr8080), Thursday, 18 August 2011 23:41 (twelve years ago) link
these all sound like rick ross lyrics
― Psyduck is My Spirit Animal (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 19 August 2011 01:02 (twelve years ago) link
omg
― steens furiously (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 19 August 2011 01:15 (twelve years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr4v32i8SI1qk2xnco1_500.jpg
― ⚓ (gr8080), Sunday, 9 October 2011 22:04 (twelve years ago) link
i lol'd out loud
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 10 October 2011 02:41 (twelve years ago) link
haha i would wear this
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 10 October 2011 02:45 (twelve years ago) link
i want to go back to hong kong just to find more of these
― Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Monday, 10 October 2011 08:32 (twelve years ago) link
TOUCH ISOVERRATED!USE YOUREYES!
― ⚓ (gr8080), Sunday, 23 October 2011 22:36 (twelve years ago) link
I want a t-shirt with that picture of the dude wearing the "Afrocentric" t-shirt
― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Sunday, 23 October 2011 23:54 (twelve years ago) link
front:
ALCA TRAZCITY
back (under an image of a giant fist with a mounted horseman perched on top of it, carring a flag):
THE TEENAGERIOT
― ⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 29 October 2011 00:52 (twelve years ago) link
Saw an old lady recently wearing one that said YOUR BOYFRIEND SNORES
― Darin, Saturday, 29 October 2011 03:37 (twelve years ago) link
LOL
― They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Saturday, 29 October 2011 11:09 (twelve years ago) link
BEMORESUPERFABBY
― ⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 31 October 2011 21:43 (twelve years ago) link
CORALREEFER
FRONT:
BEAMSwhat is to be really worthy?
BACK:
EXPRESSION PERSON
― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 3 November 2011 03:34 (twelve years ago) link
I feel like you could turn a tidy profit selling a line of
I'M HUNGOVERI WISH I WAS DEAD
shirts
― JoeStork, Thursday, 3 November 2011 04:44 (twelve years ago) link
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Thursday, 12 April 2012 03:13 (twelve years ago) link
nice one!
― andrew m., Thursday, 12 April 2012 05:12 (twelve years ago) link
THEEVIDENCETOFRIENDSHIP
― ♆ (gr8080), Sunday, 15 April 2012 07:15 (twelve years ago) link
PLAY LOTTOnot me
― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 03:50 (twelve years ago) link
CURIOSITYTAKES USTO THENEW WORLD
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 19 April 2012 20:20 (twelve years ago) link
JOY DERIVEDFROMDISCOVERYANDCREATION
― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 27 April 2012 18:53 (twelve years ago) link
TRUST NO DICK
back:
DICK
― rent, Saturday, 23 June 2012 12:36 (eleven years ago) link
lol!
― thread is p much urine (how's life), Saturday, 23 June 2012 12:37 (eleven years ago) link
hahahaha
― ♆ (gr8080), Saturday, 23 June 2012 21:36 (eleven years ago) link
THE SONG OF THE BIRDS!!
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 19 July 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link
friend currently in korea posted this one on facebook:
Front: NYPD.Back: Aleister Crowley Thoth Tarot Card Reading.
― arby's, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 13:29 (eleven years ago) link
Not in Hong Kong, but just now in Southern England, a morbidly obese guy wearing a T-shirt with 'CALL MY AGENT' written on it.
― no-one seemed to hear him so he leafed through a magazine (snoball), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 13:45 (eleven years ago) link
FOLLOWCOOL WINDAND THE BLUE SEA
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 23:59 (eleven years ago) link
it feels v hawaii
― very sexual album (schlump), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link
THE KEY TO HAPPINESSIS SOMETHING TO LOVESOMETHING TO HOLDAND SOMETHING TO DO
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link
otm
― barthes simpson, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link
COVER ME IN CHOCOLATE AND THROW ME TO THE LESBIANS
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 13:53 (eleven years ago) link
^ would wear.
― nickn, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
MY SPACEisYOUR SPACEthe fairytale has just begun
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 11 October 2012 00:04 (eleven years ago) link
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/9627011/C440-003.jpg
― 乒乓, Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:34 (eleven years ago) link
breaking
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 18 October 2012 04:29 (eleven years ago) link
EVERYTHING IS GREAT WHEN YOUDON'T GIVEA SHITEVERYTHING IS GREAT
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 18 October 2012 04:54 (eleven years ago) link
so otm
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:09 (eleven years ago) link
GETYOUR SHITTOGETHER
― elan, Monday, 22 October 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link
Ha! I've got a flask of that.
― Fetchboy, Monday, 22 October 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link
CALCULATE
IT'S AGOOD IDEA!
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 02:52 (eleven years ago) link
AN IMPORTANT THINGIS HAVING THE COURAGETO CONTINUE
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 13 December 2012 21:08 (eleven years ago) link
Love this thread, is there a tumblr/photo-driven equivalent?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 13 December 2012 22:02 (eleven years ago) link
I could start one with declarative statements from student papers, but that would be wrong and mean.
― passion it person (La Lechera), Thursday, 13 December 2012 22:12 (eleven years ago) link
a year or two before dayo started this thread i considered doing one where i attempted to replicate ones i saw using only MS Paint, because often the colors/layout/typeface really add to the zen
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 13 December 2012 22:18 (eleven years ago) link
cant believe i never posted this:
http://i.imgur.com/n82kS.jpg
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 13 December 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link
so true
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 14 December 2012 01:32 (eleven years ago) link
cannot believe i only just found this thread
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 1 January 2013 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
here is the text of some t shirts i bought in indonesia in 2011:
WHATDON'TBREAKRULE
LOWARTPIECESLIFE
PROTECTME FROMWHAT IWANT1983DETECTIVE
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 1 January 2013 21:11 (eleven years ago) link
AREYOUOKquestion mark
why don't youcreate39in my real life?
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 1 January 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
LASTSTAND
THE ORIGINALLITYART COMES FROMTHE ORIGINALLITYCOMES FROMHEART
fridge magnets that a friend brought back from HK
SMOKING MAKE YOU FEEL FINELIKE YOUR SOUL DANCING IN THE SKY-SORRY I'M BUSY, BEER MONSTERINVITE ME TO PARTY EVERY NIGHT-AFTER DRINK YOU CAN TURNTHE WORLD UP SIDE DOWN
― ばかザッピ (zappi), Tuesday, 1 January 2013 22:45 (eleven years ago) link
PROTECTME FROMWHAT IWANT1983
That's by the artist Jenny Holzer
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3691gjyt11qbo39mo1_1280.jpg
― elan, Tuesday, 1 January 2013 22:46 (eleven years ago) link
yes! cheers, ilx's own haitch pointed that out too.
SMOKING MAKE YOU FEEL FINELIKE YOUR SOUL DANCING IN THE SKY
I have that one! I also bought two more, one of which was (iirc):
YOU ARE MY LOVE MY ANGLEDO NOT TREAT ME LIKE POTATO
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 1 January 2013 22:54 (eleven years ago) link
SORRY I'M BUSY, BEER MONSTERINVITE ME TO PARTY EVERY NIGHT
lol
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Thursday, 3 January 2013 12:37 (eleven years ago) link
PROTECTME FROMWHAT IWANT1983DETECTIVE― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, January 1, 2013 9:11 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, January 1, 2013 9:11 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
supporting this
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 5 January 2013 06:10 (eleven years ago) link
worst:
my karmaran overyour dogma
so NOT zen. and, people that wear that shirt think that they're like, really clever or something. blerugh, trash.
― boy_slayer, Saturday, 5 January 2013 08:44 (eleven years ago) link
Haha I like this one!
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Saturday, 5 January 2013 09:49 (eleven years ago) link
boyslayer: I dont think you'd see that one of yours on tshirts in HK/Japan tho. Its the kind of thing you'd see at the flea markets, along with "the liver is my enemy and must be destroyed" and "TITS OR GTFO"
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Saturday, 5 January 2013 09:50 (eleven years ago) link
well yeah, that's why it is the worst. like, i just feel sorry for people with that t-shirt. i want to take them to my philosophy class or something.
― boy_slayer, Saturday, 5 January 2013 09:59 (eleven years ago) link
Rejected "Smart Patrol/Mr. DNA" couplet?
― nickn, Saturday, 5 January 2013 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Lwmff.jpg
― das ist not einer 不必 (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 5 January 2013 21:18 (eleven years ago) link
― elan, Tuesday, January 1, 2013 10:46 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i got this as a framed print from my brother last year for christmas :D
― vote! (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 6 January 2013 12:57 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/62821_560531334080_4783593_n.jpg
― global tetrahedron, Sunday, 6 January 2013 22:00 (eleven years ago) link
fantastic
― regarding an eccentric and non-existent American Gladiator (crüt), Thursday, 10 January 2013 07:07 (eleven years ago) link
FORGETTHEPASTANDJUSTHEAD OUT
― 乒乓, Monday, 1 July 2013 02:21 (ten years ago) link
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 1 July 2013 02:35 (ten years ago) link
THE DAY BEGINS
― 乒乓, Sunday, 7 July 2013 09:42 (ten years ago) link
Back in the zone!
MUSICMAKES MEHIGH ANDINTERESTING
― wakaflockinihilipilification (seandalai), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 08:34 (ten years ago) link
PECULIARFEATURESOF THE EPOCH
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 08:35 (ten years ago) link
IAMOF THEEIGHTIES
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 08:36 (ten years ago) link
I LOVEFAMOUSBOYS
STICK IN A PIN
ROCKWILL TEARUSAPARTAGAIN
ELEGYTOTRAGEDY
I'M MAKINGALL KINDSOF GAINS
GIVE ME THE SENSE TOWONDER IFI'M FREE
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 08:37 (ten years ago) link
KISS MEUNDERMYYOUS
― if you tolerate this, your children will be sexting (seandalai), Friday, 26 July 2013 15:06 (ten years ago) link
One of my all-time favorite threads. Keep up the splendid work.
― Aimless, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:05 (ten years ago) link
A bit disappointed by the sparsity of koans on this trip to China...maybe Shandong is too provincial for this cutting-edge trend? Best I've seen over the past couple of days:
POSSESHERIFFSPOSSE
ASKYOUREARTH
― if you tolerate this, your children will be sexting (seandalai), Sunday, 28 July 2013 13:29 (ten years ago) link
Actually the single most common text I've seen on t-shirts, besides the usual Adidas/Nike/etc, is CLAMBAKE. Today I saw LOVE & CLAMBAKE. I know people here like their shellfish but ???
― if you tolerate this, your children will be sexting (seandalai), Monday, 29 July 2013 03:23 (ten years ago) link
tangentially related: in norway i recently saw a hollister style t-shirt that read "Once Upon in California"
― chilli, Monday, 29 July 2013 03:41 (ten years ago) link
in brunei, muslim sultanate:
NEVER SAYFUCK'
(complete with apostrophe)
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 29 July 2013 03:45 (ten years ago) link
couple of t-shirts we bought for our kids at Nishimatsuya in Japan:
ACTIVE PLEASANTLY
I HAVE CHANGEDMY WAY OF LIVING
― Plasmon, Monday, 29 July 2013 05:39 (ten years ago) link
TUCKTHE DRONER
― dylannn, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 17:25 (ten years ago) link
YOU GUTI GUT
[first O in YOU was a peach]
FIGHT & STRUGGLEAGAINSTHOMOPHOBIA
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 14:49 (ten years ago) link
GOODTIMESPEEDLOVE
A DOORMUST EITHER BESHUTORKEPT OPEN
Not a t-shirt
http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/SH/089561C6-DFAA-46AE-9952-6153B38DCAF2_zpsl9nphyqp.jpg
http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/SH/10437B5D-005D-4C54-96CE-13E5B816E497_zpsq8oakjui.jpg
― 龜, Friday, 24 January 2014 12:13 (ten years ago) link
NEOPUNKpreppy version of punk style
― gr8080, Friday, 25 September 2015 21:27 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13413743_10154293321028331_8593297349283732314_n.jpg?oh=7b7968a6e5e89254a925900c2fe1ddc8&oe=57CB23AC
― nickn, Wednesday, 8 June 2016 06:38 (seven years ago) link
Per a comment, the word for steak can be translated as "dig up."
― nickn, Wednesday, 8 June 2016 06:40 (seven years ago) link