The mongrels enjoy their happy new autumn of internet censorship with __________ and ___________-____________________ and ____________ biscuits

feel free to posts pics of hard cocks and dead communications ministers

This title is all too subtle for my liking, AA.

So we've dropped the fuxors, finally.

oh wait that's happened for ages.

beep

So we've dropped the fuxors, finally.

We're still lurking tho!

This thread title is gonna piss everyone off with all the lines

who the hell is Bill E?!

I dont know, but he better not lose my number.

can i change the lines in the title to be [CONTROVERSIAL SENATOR EDIT]?

Hahaha!

Long time lurker, occasional poster - am on the wrong side of the ditch to most of youse tho

so how is everyone eastering this year

Easternats

which bob jane will u burn

i am at a loose-ish end

Canberra ;_;

(on my own too, whats worse blech)

hman you could go bob jane burning with the doggie

hay trayce you should go see yis play in can o' berries while yr there

that was me

Hmmm.. it'd depend where it was, I'm carless and willbe in Queanbeyan (dont laugh at me)

lolo..whoops soz

is it at THE FRONT, 1/2 Wattle St, Lyneham ACT, on satdee nite

ooh scattered order & the suicidal dad quartet are playing hoarse bizarre and toff in a few weeks. hman are you in for wingman duties

wattle st eh? Thats across the rd from the house i used to live in at lyneham shops, ha! I didnt know there was a new bar there (unless they've renamed Tilleys)

ooh i played tilleys once

One of the few things I miss about the old town, that bar.

nar it seems to be a diff place xpost

hman are you in for wingman duties

feelin this

I have been enjoying a day of annual leave by sleeping for the first time in many weeks.

GAHHHHH BENT LP GATEFOLD COVER RAGE

FUCK YOU BRITAIN AND YOUR CUNTING LP "MAILERS"

^ a man unwinding for the weekend

;___________;

having the odd experience of waking up after making music while extremely festive and it actually not being shit

This thread title is gonna piss everyone off with all the lines

― ABBAcab (Trayce), Thursday, 1 April 2010 09:31 (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Can someone change it?

nice ABBAcab btw

Wow if my easter could possibly have been even worse than my birthday it broke all records. I'm about ready to shoot myself. I didnt know people could be such cunts.

oh, they can!!!

remember trayce, canberra is a terrible hive of scum, things'll be better when u return to melburn

bloody ell trayce

you need a break!!

or a hammer.

waht's hot for the weekend, yo

the molten core of the earth, i reckon

some thing is on at irenes warehouse that looks orrite

is that what she called it then

remember trayce, canberra is a terrible hive of scum, things'll be better when u return to melburn

LOL uh, its things in melbum that are shite. Can I just say perth people are all insestuous cunce and I hope they all catch some horrible disease off each other.

BTW thank you for yr message the other day estela, it was very insightful and lovely <3

i think the disease is called 'being from perth'

Roffle.

hman:

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object2/253/116/n103254233042003_2427.jpg

's1ocombe's pu55y'??

apaz they are "psychedelic"

They're far out cats. Probably high on meow meow.

whoa why didn't i know gemma ray was touring next week?!? i am so there

^this shit rules, anyone with a clue should see this chick live

only in melb it looks like?

no wai, i wonder why?

trayce<3 xp

so i guess all the mongs are pouring one out for the 'finger

no longer the third worst band in Australia

who fills this coveted spot

happily, I don't know! Something For Kate and sILVERCHAIR hold on to 1 and 2, though.

Wait, what did I miss?

congratulation to powderfinger on their imminent retirement

Bout bloody time.

taking JET with them as support on the farewell tour (except the first three shows, with the Vines) - obviously anointing them as worthy holders of #3 slot

welp i feel like getting my bonedrink on, anyone fancy sopping suds?

hurrr

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2423/3611014929_79b90d009d_o.gif

me - the cat
you guys - glad wrap

My worst three is Wolfmother, Jet and Powderfinger (with ver 'Chair backing it up in fourth).

welp anyway i am going to see "indie" "pop" at the 3mpr3ss tonizzy if anyone gets bored enough to kiw

Anyway, RIP Powderfinger. I hope they go out with a fingerbang.

hooray my latest vinyl purchase from the UK turned up unbent!!

waht did u receive

how was 'indie' at the 3mpr3ss

did not go in the end, got hit with a wave of feeling unwell not long into the evening

lp = 'through the quoit' by men-an-tol. black sabbath-loving medieval folk

1. go to party
2. declare it to be 'lame'
3. pass out on host's bed

lolll

so h-dude will u be joining us at the go go this eve

gah. i am meant to be riding at 7am tomoz! should i call it orf?

depends entirely on how fucked up you plan getting i'd say

i don't think there'll be any 3am jams but then i'd never say never

i must say i'm not feelin tomorrow's weather forecast

when you dudes gettin there - i do have to atten bro-down at the east for a bit

there's some tuneage to complete first @ mine but we'll keep u looped

did our hero return from ferntree gully, one wonders

i believe so, but sadly there was no jammage

dear lord i must have been as wasted as wasted gets based on my hangover

so there are mgmt posters near my work, should i go and change them all to say 'congratulation'?

what it is mongs

decided this morning not to spend $$ on G0ats show tonight after all

should i go and change them all to say 'congratulation'?

yes

Hi ive been sick with some kind of coldflu phlegmy thing since satdee. Wot a wasted weekend. The bad kind of wasted that is.

Would gladly swap for current affliction, not saying any more.

Well now you just have me curious! Its the clap, isnt it.

oh dear

golf clap

Apols btw Sash I did not mean to sully your shining reputation I am sorry.

that's what the gril who gave him the clap said iirc

ayo!

don't suppose i can twist a mongs' arm into coming along to see gemma ray @ nsc tonite?

tonite is no good, i am brokjen

o well. it is cheap and early so i am going anyways

wish it was at EBC so i could walk but eh

Nar I'm too sick to go out.

Am prob gonna go along to the NSC next tues to check out the Paradise Motel reso, anyone seen them yet? Will drag Rob along.

i realised the other day that i actually can't stand her voice anymore, tried to listen to some tracks from their albums and it made me feel queasy

Haha. I havent given them a listen in years tbh, i seem to recall them as kind of proto portishead but i'm probably way off.

never really listened to much portishead, i hated glory box so so much i could never bring myself to check out any more

i think i should stop watching the 7pm project, i don't think i've screamed so much at the television before

This is why I dont watch TV! The comments sections on the Age boil my blood as it is.

God I'm bored. Alone again tonight (my dear) etc :(

i love being alone, as a rule. but yeah i dunno if it's just daylight savings or whatever but boredom has been coming on a little too easily as of late

We must catch up soon, yo. I have much to drink and rant about.

You too Sash! And Haitch!

Lots of good telly on a wednesday, like old times.

yes we should trayce!

gig was cool. an extremely tight performance. and couldn't help but be beguiled by the slide guitar dominated (but sadly swearing-free) cover of touch me i'm sick

Oooh I could imagine that song with slide git. That'd be cool.

she was quite pj harvey/nick cave-ish but in, uh, i guess a more young/glamorous way. and she used a large kitchen knife as a slide. dramatic!

uh is it bad if i buy another organ? i do kinda have four already

You want Z-Ray? is good, is 2 more than X-ray.

lool

I take lungs now, gills come later.

OK, OK, I'll stop now.

splendour lineup not actually shit shocker

well, the headliners are but the rest is not half bad

Wo ist? Brisbane innit?

yair. also $450, so i'm not even considering it. would be nice if some of the bands do melb sideshows tho

Byron.

Lots of good telly on a wednesday, like old times.

^ welcomes his new Daryl Somers overlords.

I'm up for LCD, Hot Chip and Goldfrapp sideshows.

fucken Woodford

sunshine coast now apaz

i wanna see joy formidable and the drums. and maybe SVIIB if i can get unpleasant associations out of my head

$450!!? Mother of Maryville. How many days is it?

medium brown

Kind of regret not checking out SVIIB when they toured a few months back/last year/whenever it was.

regretting a lot of things I meant to do and didn't, right about now :/

Fuck I'm miserable.

you could make yourself feel better by tearing a certain bespectacled patronising expatriate a new one

Hahahaha yeah what in the fuck was that hoity reply in aid of!? "isn't it cute". God he can be rude.

So anyway... do you like... stuff?

i like wine, bacon, and sleep

in that order?

sure why not!

does anyone know if dildos are adequate substitutes for drum mallets?

*backs away slowly*

i'm asking for a friend

Thats what she said!

Oh god please kill me

isle of friday

*backs away swiftly* would be more convincing.

Ha! True.

i espy some familiar types at the very start of this vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N49V8I8LX7k

busted

should have been a wdyll

song is appropriately titled anyway

i am feelin d. graney's shirt

velour?

Sound better than on the night surprise

youtube overdubz

i was all set for my standard monday morning 'how much booze i drank on the weekend' update til i realised how boring that really is

so anyway how are we all

i am to understand h-man was bro-ing down with some dude in a velour suit

also real mallets were located so there was no need for dildos

I think I spent the last 3 days eating next to nothing and drinking a metric buttload.

I dont feel quite normal right now.

what did your liver ever do to you

velour shirt!! and white man's burden afro

ok so what i done diddded was:

• fri: had theatre date (this; i recommend), then fruitlessly searched 4 friends celebrating a birthday in the city, who turned up later at party w/ velour shirt man. got draaank, tried to pick up girl, failed, went home.
• sat: prised self out of bed for lunch w/ another friend's birthday @ DUMPLINGS! place in city. friends announced they were preggers while there. went home via barkly sq to buy delicious roast pork hock, watched football and read internets
• sun: dishes, clothes washed, floor vacuumed. went clothes shopping, came home disappointed. went and did secrete training sesh on bike, then watched end of illegal road race @ museum.

also real mallets were located so there was no need for dildos

^disappointing

mmm hock

i went and osmosed some coolsie post-anco/chillwave happenings at the empy. one dude was alright, he could actually sing and had interesting melodies. the other two weren't so great. i didn't stay for p1ssy p4w

and why would you with a name like that, fucken honestly

^^^ prolly a good choice there.

Pi$$y paw - wtf kind of name is that.

a terrible one!

but seriously these "young people" approach the whole live show thing a little differently these days. these guys were pretty much 100% backing tracks/triggered samples save for vocals (and even some of those were coming off their cute little hardware sampler thingies)

was sort of a cross between eye-opening and hell of lame

That was one thing I admit I found a bit weird about the chiptune gig we went to @ penny black. I mean I'm used to the idea cos thats what R does, but it is odd seeing them stand up there and have to do something so they dont just look like they're DJing :/

so is any mong going to the chills? tossing up the idea atm

I always get the bets and the chulls mixed up.

trivia4u

the chills have had 4379524305 lineups
the bats have had the same lineup since they formed!

welp i have one (1) chills tix

apaz they have less than 20 left if any1 else is keen to get their kiwi on

actual photo of matt preston's cravat rack in the Oz today

is that a euphemism

dudes have u heard about that hidden free pizza joint that's really a yellow pages viral marketing campaign?

yair i was reading about that earlier, it's only going to be there for another week so if you want yer free pizza get across it asap

psst http://www.yellowpages.com.au/sup/the-hidden-pizza-restaurant-13768966-listing.html

Yeah I'm like, the first I heard of it was the Age going "lol u hipsters all fell for it" and I was like "fell for what?" but then I dont read vice mag or wtf ever it was that spread this "rumour".

apparently the pizza is good! shame it's closing, be good if they could just de-yellow pages-ify it and keep it going as a paid concern

Wonder if they'll get swamped now the capriciosa is outta the bag.

oic what u did dere

don't cry for me margherita

Hahaaa.

now i'm hungry

if they started charging they could be making a mozza

was trying to think of a good masterchef-themed username but this one makes me feel a bit jaggeresque

lollllll

UH.

that one dude's did look like a fucken pizza

i mean, really

Wait, whaaaat.

i'll break the spell by letting on that h means his pavlova

um hello mongs.

channel nine just interrupted their carl williams obituary show with breaking news that carl williams has died.

:__________(

It was big arse front page on the Age website! FFS. He's a crim. STOP GIVING THEM ALL AIRTIME.

even though you're right it's quite good to have a break from the stranded passengers.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sXDqFPQYAT4/SWgmrbl312I/AAAAAAAAB4w/5mw9XVBbNQU/s400/stranded+front.jpg

interesing that it happened on the same day that the reports about vic police paying for his kid's private school education came out. i'm thinkin, he cut a deal to give "the jacks" (love this phrase) info and someone didn't like it.

Wait u mean he made a volcano go kablooey to stay out of the papers or wot.

note to self: two pints at lunch on a Monday, then fapping til 2am, does not make a Tuesday pass swiftly and smoothly

lool i have made that note to myself more than once

hay guys whats going on in this thread

woo i have friday off now, 4 day weekend!

ugh working til Sunday

i got fore-day weekend too, gonna be awes

^prepared for thurs nite shenanigans

that suuuucks wilter.. hope they give you more than 2 days off at the end of it

nope! I'm flying back out on Tuesday morning! sucks.

and i'm fukken sick too :/

drag

yo h-man are u still attending hoarse bizarre 2nite with myself & the dogg

o

what was that again??

scattorder & suicidal dad quartet @ HB tonizzy

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=110639265621207&index=1

i think it's the first i've heard of it!

looks good, when yall getting there

ooh scattered order & the suicidal dad quartet are playing hoarse bizarre and toff in a few weeks. hman are you in for wingman duties

― from the unhip (electricsound),

tbf i didn't actually say when it was

hmmm good q, i guess 8ish to start in on the drinx? not sure what s- plan is since he is probably in mad packing mode

nah, pretty much packed, and looking more than a bit likely that I won't be going anyway as there's a stopover in ~Finland~

I wouldn't mind hitting it a bit earlier, gotta stop by uni first.

cool keep us looped, i can be there any old time

looooooool @ abbott talking about cutting the dole for people under 30

Yeah wtf, he really must not wanna be elected.

at least they're showing their true colours - they loathe the poor and the young

still, that's no big shock is it??

Sorry guys, but fuck the young.

:0

Having never received the dole I agree with him.

LOL I was wondering if Ab would say something haha :D

i am not proud to admit it took me quite a few seconds to work out what the hell

i always enjoy when we get unexpected visitors on the mong thraed

Speaking of which, Ned hasn't popped by in a while!

hmm can i justify getting a mega fancy laptop just to read message boards and listen to psych folk?

LOL prob not. So glad I nabbed this one I have for $500 from JBs! It was a last-one-left floorstock item.

the main thing i'm thinking baout is futureproofiness.. i haven't replaced my desktop in 7 years so i'm thinking it's time, to quote gough whitlam

Wo. In that case jesus get one. Windows 7 is apaz not too bad. And even sub-1500 buck lappys are good enough now to run games, tracker progs etc.

also (and here's the good bit) it would be salary sac'd so $$$aving$$$

COTD have ones that come up fairly reg, no? Also check out Officeworks speshuls.

bac, salary sac and crac

curiously orificeworks isn't cheaper than CPL.. well not for the ones i'm looking at anyway...

maybe i should buy a macbook pro

hahaha disregard that i suck cocks

I disregard that about everyone tbh

XD

so anyways when does the drinking begin

MBPs are a v. expensive intel box.

I know cause i have one.

i would get a sex change before i would get an apple product

also wanna meet me outside Bld14 RMIT with a couple of coopers red longnecks?

what time

6-6.30

txt me when you are 15 away and i will start walkin'

how are we all this morning

i managed to burg it up on the way home. double classic angus innit

looooool @ dn

yes i also sampled the delights of the double classic angus, it was fookin classic guv

how was rest of gig

p quiet - not a bunch hanging around to see the austrian dude do his laptop thing, i thought he was dece

gives us all hope for music making well into our 80s

also trayce keep 8 may free for fap with our sydney compadres k1t & jabba. you get to be s- for the occasion so bring your aviators

ooh shit um... is that when Tortoise is on?

They might be the 7th. I forget.

Why do I gotta be S-, wont he be here.

nope he will be fapping with tuomas

Theres a sentence you dont see every day.

we don't have real plans yet btw. they might have gotten confirmed today, but jabba is busy walking to bondi, getting certified as a diver, doing a photography course and making a website.

overachiever

I got exhausted just reading that laundry list of tasks.

i've always been a little bewildered by the phrase laundry list. who makes a list about laundry? i should look into its entymology

entomology obv

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Where_does_the_term_%27laundry_list%27_come_from

the more you know

jabba is busy walking to bondi, getting certified as a diver, doing a photography course and making a website sitting around drawing rude pictures.

i am actually doing the laundry, right now, but i don't have a list. after that i think i will draw a rude picture.

x-post

i am tsking right now.

multi-tsking.

SEND ME SEXIUAL PICTURE xxpost

*tsks furiously*

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100307143136AA0w09I

Hey mongies what's new

I'm sure you've all seen this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9rJlAbyVKo&feature=player_embedded

I met that dude, if he ever writes a song about Galaga he owes me some serious coin.

can someone describe the video for me? it caused my computer to go into a crash cycle (posting in safe mode atm)

Hey that guy is hawt.

I'm sorry... I just got all ditracted by hot glasses and fringe... scuse me a mo.

According to 131500.com.au:

Spandau Ballet will be giving a gold performance at the Entertainment Centre tonight so drivers should be aware of extra pedestrians around Chinatown.

the video is a still photo of the bedroom philosopher while one of the tracks from his last album plays

morning all

ow my head

sorry haitch that we were all drunken assholes to you at the end of the night ;_;

O dear.

I'm really hoping I can climb out of this shitty bleak mood some time soon. It is making life really shitful and I havent been in the mood to socialise or even eat for weeks. FML (and FMEB)

i'm sure the current living situation isn't helping..

Possibligh. "I dont have anywhere to go though" is the answer I get :/

(and I dont rly want him to leave, tbh)

Anyway thats not for discus here.

Whats the weekend haps peeps?

welp i've got my weekend's worth of drinking out of the way so i'll probably spend it watching all the masterchef i have recorded off the telly

I'll be watching it, but with a cravat.

that's the loneliest thing I have ever read.

often alone but never lonely

- someone's leaving drinks after work, then Seja and Otouto at the Sando tonight
- pilates tomorrow morning, beach tomorrow arvo, kickin' it on the sofa then possibly drum'n'bass in the local pub or techno in a nearby warehouse tomorrow night
- friend coming round for lunch on Sunday
- sleep Monday

I'll prob be hanging with the Nikkus, watch some dvds, whinge a bit, be antisocial. Business as.

sorry haitch that we were all drunken assholes to you at the end of the night ;_;

i had a lolzy comeback for this but the other mongs might've misconstrued the 'kick in the vagina' bit

i don't even know where that all started from!!

OK now I want the story!

Kick in the vagina, suffering from angina
All you heard was Poppa don't dick me no finer

hay trayce autechre are playing hifi bar at the end of may

Yea Im just hearing about this. Rob is gonna explode.

- I can't remember the end of last night. Last thing poss. Wuthering Heights dance?
- PJ O'Briens Irish theme bar at airport officially Melbourne's best pub
- Hong Kong Airport kinda sucks
- Finnair flight delayed three hours, I'm blaming Tuomous

hooray!

Must have been a lack of herring on board.

hi guys!

Hey Eis, waht is made.

how's it been, my favorite not-goth?!?

Eh, I have had better days. Better years, even. But hey thats life. You?

sup mongs?

am having a boring saturday nite - chicken wings, watchin telly, internets

^what h said, except with bolognese instead of wings

what about u, special guest from canberra??

boring saturday. doing some rubbish. thought I had an housewarming but turns out it's tomorrow. OH ALSO HI DERE ILX I AM ON YOU

ed! omg.

woah @ 2lt bottles of old rosie scrumpy @ blackhearts

woulda been perfect for thurs nite!

Dom got me this awesome breton cider from blackhearts for my bday! I think thats where he got it. It was 10% alcohol! Tasted great.

About the only nice thing I got for my bday this year :/

yo h-man, chr0me d0me are playing hoarse tomoz nite, you should come & enjoy the sights and sounds

Anyone going to Pazza Motel tonight?

(I love boganing up random words)

most likely not, i considered it but a couple of their tracks came up in my winamp shuffle over the weekend and i didn't enjoy them at all

I actually completely forget what they sound like, haw. Its been too many years.

i just don't think i have the stomach for that sort of singing anymore

The "I'm about to have a nervous breakdown" shtick?

hmm sorta but more that she just has a weak, tremulous voice which makes the "emotion" seem forced and overwrought

Ya I getcha.

chr0me d0me are playing hoarse tomoz nite

can get with this

suite

guys did u see that whiney's 'SEO is killing my job' rant got written up... by everett true... in crikey??

http://www.crikey.com.au/2010/04/27/everett-true-search-engine-optimisation-is-killing-music/

whiney breaks me out in a rash but ET is a million times worse and should stop writing anything, ever

i love how he has beef with the brisbane street press tho, that sounds like a worthy use of his time

tbh i was briefly surprised it had a street press, but then ballarat has one (though i think it shares it with geelong)

no wai

don't know if it is still going though, nor can i remember what it is called! v useful

"Everything on the internet is Brisbane. How fucking depressing."

WTF does he mean by this, even? What a ruddy confusing article. Why is ET writing for Crikey? Does he live in Aus now or something?

he lives in brisbane!!

yeah he's married to some australian or something, unless i'm confusing him with ben folds

That was the worst thing I have ever read in my life.

Folds has moved on to wife #4 and left us behind. ET lived in Melbourne for a few years at the turn of the century, moved back to the UK for the CTCL years, has been in Brisbane for about two years now.

Oh wow right, I had no idea.

I just always had him in my mind from the NME heyday in the early 90s as being a Londoner.

lol speaking of street press and such... Autechre are touring and I cant go, unless i want to have to be in the same room as R and his new beeyotch. Which is pissing me the heck off.

But thats ok, cos someone is trying to organise for me to INTERVIEW them, lololol. That'll learn him to bust my tomater.

he was a melody maker hack tho i thought? or was he at the nme before that

xpost what publication (online or otherwise) are you interviewing them for

hi fi is a pretty big venue though, you could divvy the venue up the guts and stay on your respective sides

jim: if it happens, some projeck that mizz m4lice runs, which tbh I know nothing about but assume is an online zine or something?

And thats IF it happens and I'm not gonna hold out hope but it'd be fun.

congratulation jim for first use of phrase 'up the guts' on ilx

ah ok neato!

xpost hahaha

Yobbos Up The Guts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNbHSFVAov0

The Legend! wrote for NME aroud 1985,6-ish, Everett True was only at MM (on staff from 1988 for about 10 years, before Jerry Thackray became editor of sinking ship Vox)

i recall 'vox'

barely

Glossy spin-off of NME that tried to hive off Select's audience.

Yeh I mix MM/NME up all the time, I wasnt sure which it were.

when i got into the british mags ('88 or thereabouts) MM seemed like NME's less cool, lamer little brother

Haha yeah I always thought that too :D

I still have all my 80s mm/nmes but the cat has shredded half of em.

Mine all got recycled when I moved out of my flat in south yarra. i briefly looked into selling them but nobody was interested at all.

Yeah Rare Records used to have boxes of em.

HOW THE FUCK DOES WHINEY GET PRESS IN CRIKEY BEFORE I DO?

SO OOOOOIIIINNNNGGGGRRRYYYY

Then again, it's Everett True writing dis so nobody is ever gonna read it.

I don't sub to Crikey any more but any time they had anything to do with music it was just complete nonsense that got basic facts wrong. Though they once published a letter where I pointed this out, so fair play I guess.

they get lots of things wrong, that's why it's entertaining!

I only read Crikey for the First Dog comix tbqh.

what's cookin peeps

experimentin w/ fingerless gloves in this icebox office

you need a muff

i'm rockin the short sleeves today and everyone is looking at me like i'm insane

iirc ET asks for paypal donations on his blog

Quit believing in me and I no longer exist.

done and done

morelike everett untrue amirite

MM seemed like NME's less cool, lamer little brother

― fag-amplitude (electricsound)

OTM. Though I should add that I do like ET's article about the oz music press.

thanks to that crikey article they are now talking about whiney g on m3ss & n01se

congratulation

lawl

u still in for tonite h-dude

im trippin my nut sack into planning to get there shortly before 9..

You and that saying.

Gonna to to see tik tok tokyo on satdee nite. Been meaning to check them out for fnever. Apparently I'd like them.

for having seen the name around for years i don't think i've even heard one of their songs

Rob said "they sound like bauhaus". I don tthink they do tho. Punkfunk, so i'm guessing closer to pigbag/talking heads/!!! sort of thing?

9 sounds ok to me. gonna hang round here and get some thangs done, hopefully.

Tic Toc Tokyo have changed their name to TTT, presumably because they were too easy to google. My housemate is supporting dem up here next week, tell us if they're any good Trayce.

new day new display name

yessssssssssss

those chr0me kids are more popular than i realised

woo new p00ter

Whatdje end up gettin?

this happy little character (not from that place tho obv)

fags going up i see. might have to twist dogg arm for duty free pleasures

Not only that but they'll be doled out in some East German style packaging from next year, should be fun!

how will i impress the laydeez if they don't know i'm smoking smooth, refreshing styvos?

pourbutt one out

oh, from midnight! i thort it were talking about the 'no branding' think what i heard on the radio

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b127/dnttreadonme900/homer.jpg

me, later

http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/inside_jokes/gentlemen.jpg

Anyone know how much smoks are goin up by? Srsly considering buying multi-cartons in advance :| I mean $15 a pack is already killin me, if its $20+ I'm gonna be annoyed.

(lol, quit smoking? feh)

25%

http://bydlo.lv/files/upload/sl/05/f2/4j/Bender_shit_brix.gif

RIP Smokers

Oh, wait...

Like a plain packet is going to put anyone off? It will piss off supermarket/7/11 workers, sure, but thats about it.

Man up and make them illegal, stupid government. Oh wait, then you cant TAX THEM.

"I want the ones in the beige packet...no, the beige packet...no, no that beige packet...no, the *other* beige packet...look, just give me some Winnie Bieges..."

mm stuyvo beige

Fark they really are going up tonight. By the time I get to Coles there'll be none left. Rudd, you wanker, people will BUY MORE SMOKES BECAUSE OF THIS.

"Awesome, more of that lovely tax you were talking about" - Kev

Well, indeed. Guh.

none of my smoking tax better go to those people living the easy life on the dole

lolll

Just saw a woman at shops buying five packets of ciggies! Checkmate, Mr. Rudd!

loool

at least the 7-11 will run out of something other than bread tonight

Coles was out of cartons when I got there at 8. heh. Bought the last 3 pax of PJs.

And now tomorrow Rudd will go "LOL FULED YOUSE, STUPID SMOKERS"

Economy, you just got stimulated!

what up mongs.

Kit I'm sorry your M&N mix cd is going to be reeeeeeeeeeeeeally late.

Where you at rite now Sash?

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well fuck that

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Rue+S%C3%A9guier,+Paris,+France&sll=-37.814251,144.963169&sspn=0.094658,0.16016&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Rue+S%C3%A9guier,+75006+Paris,+Ile-de-France,+France&t=h&z=16

how's the cheese

Paris! Way hey.

Kit I'm sorry your M&N mix cd is going to be reeeeeeeeeeeeeally late.

lol S!

I saved a file for mine a month ago but haven't remembered to burn and post it yet ;_;

PS jeallllous of map

guys what is this viking thread i keep seeing mentions of

Oh boy, ILX! That's where I'm a viking!..?

1030 new answers

(but it started in the Pauls Boutique vs Abbey Road thread)

it is a bizarre and very lengthy argument about different interpretations of something a simpsons character said once

when i get home tonight i plan to be a viking of booze

oh boy, ILX - that's where i have polls turned off

^like

when i get home tonight i plan to be a viking of booze

reminds self to buy wine on way home

going to eat pizza in newtown and then go over to someone's house to drink their booze!!

a bilking of booze

=)

No, no, no, my wit and presence is payment enough.

i know other people who hold similar views about themselves

Oh snap.

I think the take home message is that we're all vikings in our sleep.

surely you mean http://i44.tinypic.com/1076q9c.jpg xpost

Oh snap is to 2010 as talk to the hand is to 1994

don't go there

Hahah wtf did you find that fry icon! =)

And yeah I cannot believe there is a 1000+ post thread on one Ralph Wiggum exclamation on the Simpsons.

...forget it, this is ApsieTown.

it may have been nicked from another, more popular message board

also http://i40.tinypic.com/2dm8oix_th.gif

Jim has...stairs in his house?

n....o?

wait... wut?

o_O

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3440/4564533395_ed3740505d.jpg

burgin round the world

around the burg'

it's a burg burg burg world

Live blogin' from a train now! Distinct lack of burgs though.

so I remembered to get wine on the way home, but vodka at the pub after work seems to have awakened the headache I didn't have this morning, despite pub'n'gigging til 1am :(

dang

i am full of scrumpy and am progressing to beer to celebrate getting my wireless network finally working again

I'm going to dare a glass with some lovely smelly cheese to trick the booze receptors of my brain

Hahah nice sn btw.

Transferring 40GB of data over a 54mbps wireless network is probably not the most sensible idea i've had all day

Yeah have fun waiting many hours for that to finish! (have done similar before).

8 hours and 30 minutes remaining

Stupid fucked sleeping pattern. Also, why when I read THAT thread's title, do I see: "Oh boy, ILX, that's where I'm a virgin!".?

DJ HUMAN LEG takes to the decks again this saturday!!

wo

as in wo ist?

i am spinnin at a birthday partee in clifton hill

do u want to borrow my whitehouse 12"

lol

maybe good for transitions!

will certainly be rocking this

http://www.discogs.com/Acoustic-High-End-Research-Running-Back-Presents-Strada-Professional-Sound-Effects/release/2021375

siick

what's good for this week then, folx - wednesday nite is dinner @ GAYLORDS w/ work crew and tina fey-type, friday is thee theatre

is the k1t-jabba show meant to be down this w/e??

o yeah whats happening w/ that

dunno what's on this week, kinda keen to preserve $/energies for chills show next week but am open to interesting suggestbansions

I got Tortoise on friday and possibligh Gulag @ gb's after, tho if that bitchface rob's screwing shows up I'm clearing off.

i know a certain lad who is known for his vag kicking abilities

if you needed such a service

lolllll tbh its prob R who needs his neters kicked. Sigh. ANyway.

when all you've got is a foot, everything looks like a think wot need kickin

its prob R who needs his neters kicked.

...is this juggalo talk?

no kït/ĵabba roadshow this weekend, maybe a Thurs night/Friday flyby next week but I'm sceptical

dang

Aw. And I meant nethers. I type like sheit.

otherwise I'll aim to come see the Knife's opera in November or whenever

! I hadnt heard about that. Sounds interesting.

what's kickin on this balmy autumn tuesday

Disgustingly nice day innit? Off to the chemists in a bit to see if all these "u no can buy codiene anymore" rumours are true.

woulda thought there'd be some wacko braying about it in the news if so

There was a bit, but its flown under the radar! I think the main change is with those giant pax of nerofen plus, they are now all sold from behind the counter and in smaller packs.

i keep thinkin the weather's gonna turn evil-cold soon but it keeps on not doing so

when will it happen??

it's horrible & rainy in tha bne

anything exciting on tonite?

bored & in need of beers

meet u @ section 8, 6.30ish? i am hooking up with my dinner cru there

possibly a touch earlier even

so u having dinner after drinks? i'd be going home 1st so i don't know if it would be worth me coming out...

I thot about going to sec8 after work as it happens... but I dont trust the weather lately.

*eyes weather with suspicion*

do you think the weather seems fishy.

so u having dinner after drinks?

yeah dinner is after, soz ;__;

ah well.. mebbes fridee

yes

well, after the play at least

or satdee, u can get festive while i spin the club bangers

Jim what time u finish work, maybe we can go to sec8 at 5.30 if is not rayneing?

yeah round 5.30-5.45 is totes do-able

Hm. Obv depends on the weather, will see how we go! I've had a bit of a dodgy day. Not handling my angerz too well and takin' em out in stupid ways.

Hm actually its looking a bit cold and pissy to be sitting at an outdoor bar and Ive had a shit of a bad day. Think I might pass, soz.

np, i'm cool either way. old rosie + masterchef it is!

^ party animal

i swapped out scrumpy for red wine, my party animal credentials are in question

Scrumpy always good! Ive just watched lots of Simpsoys and drank casky.

been drinkin this 2008 reilly shiraz lately, it bloody nice for 16 clams

Bought a cask at the bottleo, cute rockabilly duder who works there goes "lol it'll be so bad if the cask price goes up like theyre saying ey!"

Thanks for reminding me ya shit!

life is getting ridiculously expensive

I kno rite. All vices are hard to get or pricey. Life sucks, but hey lets lock everyone out of the ways to escape it! Fuk u's.

man alive I drank so many types of german beer last night and apple schnapps too

germans make beer?

I know, this is an interesting development.

dear mongs, i <3 u.

if you were here i would give you all my wine that i won't drink but that people seem to give me all the time, which they didn't hardly at all when i wished them to.

if it's cask wine, i think they are trying to tell you something, e

give me a clue, kbp.

i would like my guests to tell me the same thing tbqh

oh man $225 for the neu box, that's not small change

gahhhh

Wau.

though it comes with a t-shirt

Thats good!

the t-shirt contains sodium benzoate

That's bad.

i messed that up slightly

yeah, I had to type over "the t-shirt is cursed" with "that's bad"

*hands in my simpsons quoting license*

I'm glad you at least got my setup, hahaha.

yes, i'm going to be in melbourne next thursday for a couple of nights. FAP on the friday?? hopefully kit will be coming too.

i will be at the chills on fri :( but i can come before & after..

thurs night is also good. FAP every night afaic.

I'm up for either or both I think! The only thing I had comin up was Tortoise tomoz.

If weather permits, shall we meet at say, Sec8?

so whats the skinny on this section 258 place?

it's a bunch of fucken crates with a shipping container as the 'bar'

i enjoy it

neat. is it "hip"