AMC zombie series from Frank 'Majestic' Darabont - The Walking Dead

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I swear we had a thread for this.

Anyway: the sun ain't gonna shine anymore

a cankle of rads (Gukbe), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 00:18 (thirteen years ago) link

is it actually a remake of 28 days later, or does it just start sort of the same?

a tenth level which features a single castle (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 00:30 (thirteen years ago) link

It is based on a comic book I have never read, and I have been reliably informed that it was written before 28 Days Later.

Here is the thread for the comic, which I'm not reading because of possible spoilers: The Walking Dead: C/D

a cankle of rads (Gukbe), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 00:33 (thirteen years ago) link

it is its own unique property (originally a comic book)

Mordy, Wednesday, 25 August 2010 00:33 (thirteen years ago) link

fair enough. maybe 28 days later ripped off the comic. it's just the whole waking-up-in-the-hospital shtick.

a tenth level which features a single castle (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 00:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Like 28 Days Later, it steals the opening of Day of the Triffids--guy wakes up in hospital to find the world has gone to hell.

The one time I don't do the dishes, I get ebola! (James Morrison), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 00:58 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP0eYSF2Z1w

'istory mang (cozen), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 08:12 (thirteen years ago) link

andrew lincoln w/an american accent

'istory mang (cozen), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 08:13 (thirteen years ago) link

this is gonna own

Simon H., Wednesday, 25 August 2010 08:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Cautiously excited about this; I read the first 60 or so issues of the comic and it would make easy fodder for four or five seasons. Comic is very good, btw.

If you are interested in the series, stay away from the ILC thread and the book; no idea how close they're sticking to the original storyline but it looks like it'll likely be spoiler heavy.

this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 17:37 (thirteen years ago) link

mmmmm I'm really excited for these. Some of these zombie apocalypse movies suffer from having to rush the whole examination of the breakdown of society but here they can take their sweet time.

funky brewster (San Te), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 17:44 (thirteen years ago) link

these=this

funky brewster (San Te), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 17:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, I've read through Vol. 11 of the trade paperback collections. Always looking forward to new issues.

a mix of music (Lionel Ritchie) and kicks (my tongue) (Phil D.), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Very encouraging trailer, love the McCloud-esque vibe of the horseback bit. Given that Darabont worked with the entire film crew from The Shield whilst making The Mist I bet he's got a pretty tight idea of how to direct this kind of thing too.

Bill A, Wednesday, 25 August 2010 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Fan-made opening credits sequence. Pretty darn cool
http://vimeo.com/15266890

Number None, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 23:47 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Can't wait for this. I've purposefully avoided the comics to avoid spoilers. Hopefully it lasts at least 3-4 seasons. Last I checked season 2 wasn't guaranteed yet, so fingers crossed.

musicfanatic, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm really really hyped about this; willing to give it four episodes to warm up before leveling criticism

Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 18:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Ha ha, yeah. I'm assuming it's going to be good for some reason. Probably should temper my expectations a bit.

musicfanatic, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link

hate the comic, but this seems like it'll be a big improvement

the parking garage has more facebook followers than my band (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I also hate the comic but somehow feel this will be good also.

Number None, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 19:03 (thirteen years ago) link

also HATE the comic but am anticipating this

balls, Thursday, 14 October 2010 02:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Why do people hate the comic but expect this to be good? Should I not even ask?

trishyb, Thursday, 14 October 2010 04:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Like, what is it that's crap about the comic but makes you think this will be good telly?

trishyb, Thursday, 14 October 2010 04:58 (thirteen years ago) link

was going to ask

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Thursday, 14 October 2010 05:01 (thirteen years ago) link

i like the comic actually; not sure why everyone's agin it.
But i read the first fifty-five issues in one sitting, so...

Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 October 2010 05:03 (thirteen years ago) link

55 issues? I assumed it was a limited run kind of thing. Is it still going? Would it provide enough material for several seasons worth of stories? I don't really want to wikipedia it in case of spoilers.

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Thursday, 14 October 2010 05:05 (thirteen years ago) link

I really meant to ask, "does it end?" as in "is this series going to be 5 or so seasons of awesome shit all heading towards a conclusion or is it just going to dither on and on?"

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Thursday, 14 October 2010 05:07 (thirteen years ago) link

The comic's up to 76 or so issues now, and is intended to be open-ended.

buildings with goats on the roof (James Morrison), Thursday, 14 October 2010 05:16 (thirteen years ago) link

walking dead comics r good, tv show might be okay if made well. one of the great things about the comic was the level of ongoing tension, even if the immediate conflict did not involve da scary zombies. it is a dark future.

not everything is a campfire (ian), Thursday, 14 October 2010 05:19 (thirteen years ago) link

one of the great things about the book is that it's continuously in motion. I don't think it's a spoiler to say that no one is safe; major characters die regularly. Stories don't settle into any one setting for too very long.

Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 October 2010 05:25 (thirteen years ago) link

and yeah, there's enough material for five seasons, easy. Kirkman more or less wrote them in "seasons" anyway; his stuff is very storyboardy.

Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 October 2010 05:26 (thirteen years ago) link

still, very curious to see how closely this hews to the comic. Anybody know what the word is on Kirkman's involvement/faithfulness to the comic storyline?

Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 October 2010 05:27 (thirteen years ago) link

didn't find the comic particularly amazing, just seemed very standard zombie storyline. artwork was average, i thought. later eps were improved though.

have no idea what the tv series will be like, but i don't recall any other zombie tv/series other than the big brother feature (which i liked), so this might be rather refreshing as opposed to yet another full on zombie flick.

F-Unit (Ste), Thursday, 14 October 2010 10:48 (thirteen years ago) link

The admittedly small number of issues I read didn't seem to either add anything significant to zombie mythology or have particularly interesting characters.

A brownish area with points (chap), Thursday, 14 October 2010 11:02 (thirteen years ago) link

But I will certainly watch the first couple of eps at least.

A brownish area with points (chap), Thursday, 14 October 2010 11:04 (thirteen years ago) link

I read thar his rationale is not so much to add to the mythology (originally it was going to be set in the public domain world of Romero's first Dead film) as to fill in the viewer's desire to know what happens NEXT, and then NEXT, and then NEXT--how peoploe keep on living in the world post-zombie apocalypse, as opposed to the few days/weeks that a film can show.

buildings with goats on the roof (James Morrison), Thursday, 14 October 2010 11:44 (thirteen years ago) link

zombie apocalypse is a great canvas for right wing/nra/libertarian types to express their i-told-you-so-liberal-faggits wish fullment on and i thought the books veered close to this territory too often for my reading comfort.

MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Thursday, 14 October 2010 12:43 (thirteen years ago) link

I really meant to ask, "does it end?" as in "is this series going to be 5 or so seasons of awesome shit all heading towards a conclusion or is it just going to dither on and on?"

This is my fear about the show as well...I know the comic goes on forever, shows like this don't seem to work when they are completely open ended and aren't headed towards any type of conclusion.

romoing my damn eyes (Nicole), Thursday, 14 October 2010 12:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Well, what makes the comic (and in turn the show) so risky is that there is no conclusion to head toward. Most of the planet is dead or undead. What resolution could possibly occur? The only thing I can think of is some sort of "the children offer hope for the future" ending, because what else can they do?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 October 2010 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Why do people hate the comic but expect this to be good? Should I not even ask?

because i'm pretty sure kirkman has no idea how human relationships work, and everything reads like teenage melodrama. any writer would be an improvement.

the parking garage has more facebook followers than my band (Jordan), Thursday, 14 October 2010 14:46 (thirteen years ago) link

also torture porn

thomp, Thursday, 14 October 2010 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link

yyyyyeah, that sequence is not cool.

Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 October 2010 14:58 (thirteen years ago) link

that must have been after i stopped reading (which was, i don't know, somewhere in the 20s?)

the parking garage has more facebook followers than my band (Jordan), Thursday, 14 October 2010 15:00 (thirteen years ago) link

You talking about Michonne and The Governor?

not Morbius old, but still (Phil D.), Thursday, 14 October 2010 15:02 (thirteen years ago) link

i presume. that's like season two or three material though, really.

Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 October 2010 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link

I haven't read the comic (but there are pretty convincing criticisms itt) but we bought the iTunes season pass for the show ($10 - cheap!) and I'm excited. The trailer looks pretty creepy.

Regular Stormy (Jenny), Thursday, 14 October 2010 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link

i liked the first few books i guess

but the trailer for this looked pretty shitty dudes

guanciale diary (s1ocki), Thursday, 14 October 2010 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link

No, it looked creepy. Didn't you read what I just posted?

Regular Stormy (Jenny), Thursday, 14 October 2010 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link

oh shit - sorry

guanciale diary (s1ocki), Thursday, 14 October 2010 15:29 (thirteen years ago) link

np

Regular Stormy (Jenny), Thursday, 14 October 2010 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah the trailer was promising

the parking garage has more facebook followers than my band (Jordan), Thursday, 14 October 2010 15:31 (thirteen years ago) link

what an embarrassment for slocki

the parking garage has more facebook followers than my band (Jordan), Thursday, 14 October 2010 15:32 (thirteen years ago) link

it will be an embarrassment for YOU when the show comes out and is lame

guanciale diary (s1ocki), Thursday, 14 October 2010 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link

then everyone will be like oh sorry slocki and i will be like whatever and just walk right by you w/o even making eye contact

guanciale diary (s1ocki), Thursday, 14 October 2010 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link

hahaha

F-Unit (Ste), Thursday, 14 October 2010 15:35 (thirteen years ago) link

that will be because you are a zombie.

Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 October 2010 15:36 (thirteen years ago) link

ya, because i made myself a real zombie because the tv version was so lame

guanciale diary (s1ocki), Thursday, 14 October 2010 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Gnawing out your own brains in protest at terrible television is the new "I'm mad as hell and..."

fill in the viewer's desire to know what happens NEXT, and then NEXT, and then NEXT--how peoploe keep on living in the world post-zombie apocalypse, as opposed to the few days/weeks that a film can show.

If it does this at all well, then I will love it. I am fascinated by just how people are supposed to get by and live their lives under extreme circumstances, and the accommodations they have to make in order to have any order at all. What kind of barter springs up? What turns out to be useful? That kind of thing.

trishyb, Thursday, 14 October 2010 16:55 (thirteen years ago) link

early fanboy reviews are worthless.

george pimpton (s1ocki), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 13:31 (thirteen years ago) link

LOL

Regular Stormy (Jenny), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 15:22 (thirteen years ago) link

the LOLing dead

george pimpton (s1ocki), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 15:29 (thirteen years ago) link

I would prob watch that, too.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Leaked

Black Arkestra, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 19:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Zombies have an unfortunate tendency to do that.

romoing my damn eyes (Nicole), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link

watching THE COLONY, discovery channel's "survivor: apocalypse" reality show, and i keep expecting zombies to stagger around the corner

some droopy HOOS in makeup (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 19:31 (thirteen years ago) link

whoa ep one of this was absolutely fantastic...blown away.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 29 October 2010 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Don't raise my expectations please. OK? Thanks!

musicfanatic, Friday, 29 October 2010 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link

First ep was pretty solid IMO, they get the "origin" shit over and done without too much trouble while throwing in a few nice details. Closing song is pretty WTF though.

Simon H., Friday, 29 October 2010 22:40 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, just watched this. surprisingly fucking good tbqh.

circa1916, Saturday, 30 October 2010 00:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah sorry to raise expectations! Basically I felt it was v good dramatically, v tense, managed to make the events feel sad/disturbing, and looked great. The zombies behave and look far far better than say 28 Days Later.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Saturday, 30 October 2010 08:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Ladies just can't learn to turn off a damn light or not to take sentimental mementos instead of survival supplies, amirite?

Melissa W, Monday, 1 November 2010 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link

What I expected, especially after watching the 4 minute episode 1 preview
but I liked it all the same.

Here's hoping this series is a long good zombie movie

popular music is destroying our youth (CaptainLorax), Monday, 1 November 2010 04:04 (thirteen years ago) link

This was v v satisfying
also, my girlfriend tends to leave the lights on
and she spent large chunks of this telling me when she could look

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 November 2010 04:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Very well done. Nothing surprising or new, but the sniping the wife/killing the crawling torso scene was great.

Also, I'm totally going to judge rural deputy sheriffs for having backward views on women. Turning it off in disgust.

And yeah, women be grabbin' the photo albums. It's The Simpsons Movie all over again.

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Monday, 1 November 2010 04:50 (thirteen years ago) link

xp, lol, people getting scared to horror

popular music is destroying our youth (CaptainLorax), Monday, 1 November 2010 05:08 (thirteen years ago) link

It was okay, not particularly mind blowing. Hopefully there will be enough deviation from the comics that I won't have a sense of having seen this all before.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Monday, 1 November 2010 05:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Loved it. Though honestly, Sheriff Egg have you watched no zombie movies? Sheesh. DONT GO INTO THE CITY. (Sherriff was Egg in 'This Life' in the longago...hence Sheriff Egg)

Had long nerd discussion with Mr Veg over car vs horse in zombieworld...I was pro horse, well until I remembered the whole lunch on legs thing, doh.

Greg Nicotero special effects ftw.

That little girl headshot in the opening scene was Assault on Precinct 13-level cold-bloodedness.
I approve.

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 1 November 2010 06:38 (thirteen years ago) link

I assume that the horse was previously able to run away from danger?

Anyway, this show rules.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Monday, 1 November 2010 06:47 (thirteen years ago) link

haven't read the comics. the story was pretty meat and potatoes, but i thought this was executed wonderfully. very atmospheric. definitely was way more into this than anything zombie-related i've seen in years. altogether a very solid pilot.

few issues: 1. yeah, that song at the end. 2. guy at the farmhouse who for some reason decided to write GOD FORGIVE US on the wall with blood of the wife he just shot?

circa1916, Monday, 1 November 2010 06:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Driving home from my friend's house through empty streets was fun.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Monday, 1 November 2010 06:48 (thirteen years ago) link

How long was Rick in a coma? Wouldn't it take a while for zombies to overtake the world, since they are not a particularly fast moving bunch? Maybe this is answered in the comic, but I was just curious.

romoing my damn eyes (Nicole), Monday, 1 November 2010 12:18 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe europe is fine

I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 1 November 2010 12:20 (thirteen years ago) link

liked it, but still worried it's going to fellow the comic's descent into melodrama

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Monday, 1 November 2010 14:05 (thirteen years ago) link

oh most definitely
writing is not mad men/breaking bad level at all
but melodrama is the fuel this thing runs on

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 November 2010 14:08 (thirteen years ago) link

One would hope, having the spine of a larger story from the comic book, they can work out how to improve on its faults. Of course, I don't know about Darabont's chops in this regard. I worry that HOLLYWOOD names dazzle execs into not questioning the showrunning skills.

Anyways, if it stays a quality piece of genre and nothing more, it would be a shame but I'd be alright with that.

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Monday, 1 November 2010 14:09 (thirteen years ago) link

the comic's rhythm was long periods of being off-balance, then an island of calm for about half as long, then everybody loses everything and a few people die and we're off balance and on the move again, then an island of calm
repeat ad nauseum.
if the show can do this without turning into zombie groundhog day and always keep the stakes high (and if that kid can act; that kid has GOT to be able to act) this should be able to hold my attention for as long as it takes for michonne to show up and for this to become the action movie I assume it's ultimately aiming for

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 November 2010 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Simply must download this tonight. I'm totally geeked for this.

kenan, Monday, 1 November 2010 14:24 (thirteen years ago) link

this was great. things I liked the best: letting the main character be totally vulnerable/scared shitless. sympathy for zombies. lols at zombies. the loyal horse companion. only thing I didn't: the wife side story.

String Yr BLOBs (bnw), Monday, 1 November 2010 14:31 (thirteen years ago) link

i agree it's not really on the level of mad men or breaking bad, but hard to imagine how this plot would hit those levels anyway. i just think it's dramatically really exciting, and so i can imagine v easily looking forward to it each week.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 1 November 2010 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link

happy to hear this from the A/V club review:
"It's been made clear that it will feature new characters that don't appear in the book, eliminate ones that do, and follow the plots and stories of the comic only insofar as it suits the arc of the series."

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 November 2010 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, cutting to the wife and that scrappy band of survivors was a bit jarring considering the mood that was set before. It had to happen, I guess, but that "twist" was pretty cliché. xxpost

Zombie and apocalypse drama is a pretty rich vein for really great drama. I'd like to see it do something more than just AAGH ZOMBIES and hopefully avoid the "WE are the real enemy" as much as possible.

From the preview I saw ages ago, I remember thinking that little girl ran, so I was happy to see she just moved a little briskly. Slow zombies>>>>>>>>>>>Fast zombies.

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Monday, 1 November 2010 14:37 (thirteen years ago) link

How long was Rick in a coma? Wouldn't it take a while for zombies to overtake the world,

When they're taking showers at the police station, Morgan says, "The gas lines have been off for a couple of months."

Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Monday, 1 November 2010 15:09 (thirteen years ago) link

He would have been in a coma for a while before that happened though, since everything was fine when he got shot.

romoing my damn eyes (Nicole), Monday, 1 November 2010 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link

That crawling half-zombie was O_O

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 1 November 2010 15:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Haven't seen this yet but have read the comix, and hoping they cut out the psycho armchair ninja lady with a sword. Clearly they like her, because she's lasted this long in the books, but she always struck me as more than a little ridiculous (see also: blind guy vs. zombies in "World War Z").

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 November 2010 15:53 (thirteen years ago) link

That crawling half-zombie was O_O

I was feeling for that poor zombie, it was way more sad than scary.

romoing my damn eyes (Nicole), Monday, 1 November 2010 16:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Scary first time around, sad when he shot it..special effects makeup etc on it were A+++

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 1 November 2010 16:08 (thirteen years ago) link

the zombies look and act in a way that's a lot more interesting than lots of other zombie tv/films

I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 1 November 2010 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, there's a remnant of their living selves still in their faces/behavior somehow, I really like it

Also like the violence of the zombie killings...pretty impressive for basic cable. The one scene where the sheriff blew away the deputy guy up against the chainlink gate..wow

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 1 November 2010 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah it's v full on. and i agree yeah, it's weird how they sort of seem still human somehow, moreso than i dunno, something like 28 days later.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 1 November 2010 16:20 (thirteen years ago) link

They really played up that human remnant with Morgan's wife. Nothing malevolent in her face at all, just confusion and a weird tinge of sadness. They also (thankfully) never went for the clichéd "she seems so human" and then WHAM she attacks.

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Monday, 1 November 2010 16:27 (thirteen years ago) link

It helped that the wife really didn't look very zombiefied...just kind of drugged/out of it.

romoing my damn eyes (Nicole), Monday, 1 November 2010 16:48 (thirteen years ago) link

How long was Rick in a coma? Wouldn't it take a while for zombies to overtake the world,

When they're taking showers at the police station, Morgan says, "The gas lines have been off for a couple of months."

― Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Monday, 1 November 2010 15:09 (1 hour ago)

actually says "for maybe a month".

circa1916, Monday, 1 November 2010 16:57 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah nicole otm, i couldn't help but think of drugs/alcoholism or something with that whole "she looks like herself but isn't" vibe.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 1 November 2010 16:58 (thirteen years ago) link

She kinda looks like Michael's crackhead mom from The Wire.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Monday, 1 November 2010 17:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Was that Tara's mom from True Blood?

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Monday, 1 November 2010 17:01 (thirteen years ago) link

i gotta say the standards for tv-14 are getting stretched to the limit here imo

omar little, Monday, 1 November 2010 17:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Don't understand how they got away with some of this stuff but edited the Friday the 13th movies down so much.

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Monday, 1 November 2010 17:19 (thirteen years ago) link

How long was Rick in a coma?

my guess is probably 28 days?

kinda surprised at the positive reactions here. maybe I've seen too many innovative zombie flicks in the past year (and there have been a bunch recently) but the walking dead didn't bring one new thing to the table. every aspect of the zombies seem to be lifted from romero, coma guy waking up to the apocalypse is from 28 days later, even the "living with your loved ones as zombies" stuff is in the dawn of the dead remake.

I guess all that wouldn't matter as much if the characters were interesting, or the script was on point, but everything seemed workmanlike and perfunctory. my wife's verdict at the halfway point was "this is neither interesting nor scary". then she fell asleep.

the sexism in the opening scene was kinda o_O. you can say, hey they're smalltown cops, but guess what, smalltown cops tend to be kinda racist, too. and later the same character has to talk some sense into a hysterical women, so it seems like the show's totally down with lol dumb broads...

mr. mandelbrot flythrough vertigo, esq. (Edward III), Monday, 1 November 2010 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

coma guy waking up to the apocalypse is from 28 days later Day of the Triffids "28 Days Later" didn't exactly invent this gambit.

The opening scene, IMO, was just a clumsy setup for some misdirection. (At least for those who are watching this without having read the comics.) Shane talks about his arguments with his wife, then later on you see him arguing with this woman and figure, "Hey, at least he got away with his family," then they show LOL IT WAS RICK'S WIFE ALL ALONG U N00BZ!

Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Monday, 1 November 2010 18:34 (thirteen years ago) link

I guess my expectations were lower? I'm happy to watch a series-long version of boilerplate zombie tropes.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Monday, 1 November 2010 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Zombies are zombies...the tropes are tropes bc they're zombies, it's not like they can be not undead. It's how they are used, it's only 1 episode and so far its creepy, bloody and interesting enough to keep me interested

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 1 November 2010 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link

true, and if the walking dead borrowed from a semi-obscure 60s monster movie I'd be more forgiving, but it's borrowing from one of the most famous zombie films of the past decade so

xxp

mr. mandelbrot flythrough vertigo, esq. (Edward III), Monday, 1 November 2010 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link

i think romero-style zombies are a generic, public domain archetype at this point.

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Monday, 1 November 2010 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link

exactly

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 1 November 2010 18:55 (thirteen years ago) link

"so it seems like the show's totally down with lol dumb broads..."

well, the show is making the male chauvinist police partner out to be a bad guy so there's that.

the main character doesn't seem like a male chauvinist so much as he seems like a semi-flawed human that has adapted to the behavior/bigotry of his partner to the point where he can laugh at the sexist remarks put forth in the women rant (during the exorcist metaphor). the main character admits his lady problems but refrains from making any sexist remarks. instead he opens up about how he felt when his wife said "you don't care about us" in front of the kid. I think that because his partner is a sexist small town cop, the main character can be open about his relationship problems - which actually feels therapeutic whenever he feels silenced by his wife. and when his partner says that main character is having "problems that every couple goes through" - this is just more therapeutic chit-chat

I wasn't offended by how the main character acted (he wasn't perfect but who is). the main character is flawed and at the same time he tries to explain that he is trying to make the marriage work and that his wife isn't the kind of person that "leaves the switch on"

popular music is destroying our youth (CaptainLorax), Monday, 1 November 2010 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Regarding the "28 Days Later" opening, Kirkman:

"I saw 28 Days Later shortly before the first issue of Walking Dead was released. That first issue came out in October of 2003 and 28 Days Later was released in the States in June of 2003. So we were working on our second issue by the time I saw it. Yeah. It was a little annoying. But great minds think alike, right"

circa1916, Monday, 1 November 2010 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link

and when his partner says that main character is having "problems that every couple goes through" - this is just more therapeutic chit-chat

i just assumed the partner and dude's wife were already sleeping together at this point

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Monday, 1 November 2010 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link

The ratings were very very strong, btw.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Monday, 1 November 2010 19:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Zombies are zombies...the tropes are tropes bc they're zombies, it's not like they can be not undead.

this is the type of thinking that produces a boring zombie movie! I dunno, we were talking about this on the post-2005 horror thread, the genre is getting tired, especially when movies like pontypool, deadgirl, les revanants, the signal, and the end of the line have shown there are still interesting places to take the zombie/apocalypse film.

I was hoping that if AMC took the trouble of mounting an entire TV series with a name hollywood director, they might stretch the borders of the zombie genre or at least present some new angle, but instead it comes off as a by-the-numbers derivative. which wouldn't mean much if it had some striking, memorable characters or was scripted with flair, but this thing is so damn flat and earnest.

mr. mandelbrot flythrough vertigo, esq. (Edward III), Monday, 1 November 2010 19:21 (thirteen years ago) link

5.3 million. RIP Rubicon.

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Monday, 1 November 2010 19:22 (thirteen years ago) link

and I'm not saying "romero should sue!"

more like come up with an interesting angle, even the dawn of the dead remake had better tricks up its sleeve

mr. mandelbrot flythrough vertigo, esq. (Edward III), Monday, 1 November 2010 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Maybe they will introduce some new ideas in one of the many other episodes.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Monday, 1 November 2010 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Poly otm. Don't think you can bury the series for it's failure to burst through the zombie genre on the back of one episode. And why can't it be a good story within the confines of the genre...seeing it before doesn't mean you've seen *this* before. I get the criticism I just think it's premature

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 1 November 2010 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link

and I'm not saying "romero should sue!"

If it weren't for Romero, "Plants vs. Zombies" would be called "Lawn of the Dead", which is obviously much more awesome.

kenan, Monday, 1 November 2010 19:41 (thirteen years ago) link

the main character doesn't seem like a male chauvinist so much as he seems like a semi-flawed human that has adapted to the behavior/bigotry of his partner to the point where he can laugh at the sexist remarks put forth in the women rant (during the exorcist metaphor). the main character admits his lady problems but refrains from making any sexist remarks. instead he opens up about how he felt when his wife said "you don't care about us" in front of the kid. I think that because his partner is a sexist small town cop, the main character can be open about his relationship problems - which actually feels therapeutic whenever he feels silenced by his wife. and when his partner says that main character is having "problems that every couple goes through" - this is just more therapeutic chit-chat

But that led to the worst of the dialogue there, which was that he says that the true difference between men and women is that he could never say anything that hurtful to his wife, much less in front of his kid. Women be heartless.

Melissa W, Monday, 1 November 2010 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link

I think we're putting too much emphasis on the "difference between men and women" line tbh.

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Monday, 1 November 2010 19:56 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe the character is sexist.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 1 November 2010 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link

I look forward to the denunciation in the Guardian.

romoing my damn eyes (Nicole), Monday, 1 November 2010 20:08 (thirteen years ago) link

One of the many reviews of this I read noted how different it would be if for once the characters were presented with the zombiepocalpse and sort of knew what was going on. Learning and going over "the rules" every time (and this goes for vampires, werewolves, etc., too) seems to be a structural must at this point, but all these monsters are such templates that the expected audience has gotta know, right? "Aim for the head!" etc. The zombie genre's kind of ripe for a self-aware deconstruction, which we've never really seen before.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 November 2010 20:34 (thirteen years ago) link

"Zombieland" was kind of like that

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Monday, 1 November 2010 20:34 (thirteen years ago) link

i see what you mean, but the 28-x movies were already kind of deconstructive -- "omfg, they're RUNNING!!" -- so maybe some uhh zombie classicism is in order

i only saw parts of this but i thought it was ok enough.

goole, Monday, 1 November 2010 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link

I like how they didn't say zombie once the entire episode

popular music is destroying our youth (CaptainLorax), Monday, 1 November 2010 20:49 (thirteen years ago) link

That's kind of a zombie movie rule, you're not allowed to say zombie.

x-post to Melissa, my friend and I were texting during the show and he groaned that there was some "Men are from Mars" content there. There were a few mildly redeeming moments regarding that dynamic, but I thought that conversation was as cringe-worthy as relationship material on television gets.

Now I remember the corresponding bit: the father character was saying that his wife was clinging to impractical things like photo albums instead of putting together clothes and gear, but later in the episode, he's sitting and crying over photos.

I think it's a heavy-handed "men emote differently, yet as complexly, as women" point they were going for, but it was dickish.

mh, Monday, 1 November 2010 21:01 (thirteen years ago) link

the only question that matters is are they believable as characters. it's a tv show, not a sermon from deep into our future utopia.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 1 November 2010 21:06 (thirteen years ago) link

the only question that matters is whether or not I care if he gets eaten by a zombie.

Melissa W, Monday, 1 November 2010 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link

speak for yourself.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 1 November 2010 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link

None of the characters really make me want to cheer them on, tbh

mh, Monday, 1 November 2010 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link

not fussed in 'emotional investment' if 'larger themes' about 'the human condition' are tackled.

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Monday, 1 November 2010 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link

also gore :D

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 1 November 2010 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link

I just want a tv show about zombies to be a tv show about zombies. I dont want it to be Beckett. (Though that would be cool if it was)

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 1 November 2010 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link

x-post "Return of the Living Dead" was kind of deconstructive, in that it takes place in a universe where the characters have seen "Night of the Living Dead" and sort of know the drill, except that the "real" zombies deviate from said "fictional" account of a real zombie outbreak. But zombie flicks I suppose aren't ultimately that different from superhero flicks and their redundant origin myths. None of these things ever "end," per se, so the movies inevitably focus on the beginning.

Be funny if there were a show/movie that started out almost entirely from the zombie perspective, and just went on for, like, an hour before the scared and scarred survivors made an appearance.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 November 2010 21:50 (thirteen years ago) link

I just want to watch characters that I don't want to die try not to die.

Melissa W, Monday, 1 November 2010 22:12 (thirteen years ago) link

sometimes watching characters you want to die think they aren't going to die, but then die, is more fun

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Monday, 1 November 2010 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe the main character will become more likable in the next few episodes

popular music is destroying our youth (CaptainLorax), Monday, 1 November 2010 22:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Maybe he gets hip to bell hooks.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Monday, 1 November 2010 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Be funny if there were a show/movie that started out almost entirely from the zombie perspective, and just went on for, like, an hour before the scared and scarred survivors made an appearance.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, November 1, 2010 5:50 PM (54 minutes ago)

hey, I was just thinking the same thing after talking about zombies in the 1977 horror poll! a zombie movie completely from a zombie's POV.

mr. mandelbrot flythrough vertigo, esq. (Edward III), Monday, 1 November 2010 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Funny you should mention it.

So what’s the movie about? It’s about a regular joe named Colin (Alastair Kirton) who, at the start of the movie, has just received a zombie bite. He wards off his already-zombified roommate (Leigh Crocombe) and descends into zombiehood overnight. By morning, he’s a stiff and shuffling corpse, emptied of all but the most rudimentary intelligence, and he goes out wandering aimlessly.

Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Monday, 1 November 2010 22:55 (thirteen years ago) link

prejudging prejudices itt

String Yr BLOBs (bnw), Monday, 1 November 2010 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Aside from the special effects this completely sucks. Horrible acting, characters you couldn't possibly give a shit about... it felt like a bad Stephen King adaptation mini-series. Having read and hated a few of the books I can only assume it's going to get ever more corny, melodramatic and godawful.

Hatch, Monday, 1 November 2010 23:21 (thirteen years ago) link

The zombie genre's kind of ripe for a self-aware deconstruction, which we've never really seen before.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, November 1, 2010 8:34 PM (1 hour ago)

Shaun Of The Dead does this wonderfully.

krakow, Monday, 1 November 2010 23:38 (thirteen years ago) link

ya i just watched shaun of the dead last night and then this... and tho it's not fair to compare, one thing "shaun" did really well was fuckin' around with the cinematic action/horror movie tropes/ideas/expectations. like way more than you'd expect any comedy to do. this show, from a 'cinematic' point of view is totally fuckin' dead in the water, with the one notable exception of that very nice and creepy crawling in the grass scene. like every time you see zombies en masse it's all oooh shakey cam... and that fuckin' blurry slow-mo when the gun goes off in the tank... or when he's about to shoot himself and then notices the open hatch, that didn't play AT ALL... it just felt super-super-TV

candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 01:15 (thirteen years ago) link

hatch/gun bit didn't play, you're right. didn't think there was much super-shakey cam though.

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 01:20 (thirteen years ago) link

I didn't notice shaky cam either, and that's usually a big peeve of mine.

I don't see the problem with it being "tv" though?

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 01:24 (thirteen years ago) link

i just mean it reminds of cheap vancouvery crappy syndicated sci-fi shows

candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 01:26 (thirteen years ago) link

shakey mo camollier was most evident in "POV in hospital bed" scene and "gunshot in tank" scene. but also all the shots of the crowds of zombies were very hand-held "freaky" style which i find lame

candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 01:27 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought the first episode was cinematic *enough* to feel a little different to other current tv shows. How cinematic does it have to be? Is the zombie thing creating a heightened expectation, or Darabont, or what? I don't get how it could be so disappointing when it pretty much is what it says its going to be.
Not trying to be a shit-stirrer, just surprised by some of the reactions

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 01:29 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't think it wasnt cinematic enough, i just think that it was not very well-directed from a cinematic point-of-view. i dont want pyrotechnics but the sorta cheap foursquareness of it was disappointing

candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 01:30 (thirteen years ago) link

also i didnt like the big emotional shooting his wife scene... we havent spent nearly enough time with these dudes to get away with such major melodramatics

candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 01:31 (thirteen years ago) link

also main dude is kinda boring & i fear for the show because of that. can't think of one good show where the lead didnt grap me from the first ep

candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 01:32 (thirteen years ago) link

I know what you mean about the main dude...but I think having super-awesome dude *and* zombies *and* end of the world, it could get a bit too Snake Plisskin. Normal dude trying to get his head around crazy problems is a good way to ease ppl into that world. Hopefully he'll start to embrace butt kicking & bring a bit more Raylan Givens to the party. But yeah, he's a bit robo-Sherriff right now.

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 01:37 (thirteen years ago) link

ya i dont necc mean he's not BADASS enough - he's just not grabbing me as a screen presence nahmean?

candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 01:38 (thirteen years ago) link

^ exactly what I thought from the moment he was first onscreen. said to my gf something like "this isn't the lead is it? I don't want to hang out with this guy at all!"

Clay, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 01:39 (thirteen years ago) link

he's a bit blank, yeah.

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 01:39 (thirteen years ago) link

also i didnt think that first scene was indicative of like any wild sexism, just really boring character-building

candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link

the title might actually be a reference to the lead character

mr. mandelbrot flythrough vertigo, esq. (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link

ayooooooooo

candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link

i hope when he meets his deputy buddy and finds the dude's boning his wife he's all 'hey it's cool i used to be into my best bro's wife so i know where you're at man'

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Hahah

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Perving on Keira Knightley

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link

agreed. this was an okay first episode, but i enjoyed reading TWD more than watching it. i think truly innovative TV dramas like 'Breaking Bad' and 'Lone Star' (R.I.P.) have spoiled me for a show with such a conventional narrative style. TWD impressed me as more compelling than innovative, and the series seems to be following suit. i understand that it won't be following the book all that closely, so i'll probably keep tuning in to see if it develops into its own entity. as noted, the staging isn't much better than Garris' hackwork on any SK miniseries, but the sound design and FX work are quite impressive - for TV or otherwise.

babytown frolics (Mr. Hal Jam), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link

how can you have already written this off after 1 episode? 1st ep of Breaking Bad wasn't that great, and Lone Star mostly just showed potential.

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 02:01 (thirteen years ago) link

one thing i liked about this was how it generally refrained from super quick cuts and jerking the camera around, so i'm not really getting the TOO MUCH SHAKY CAM angle. they used it when guy was mobbed and his horse fell over, but that was kind of it. the camera is stationary in that hospital scene. i guess the 5 seconds of the camera swaying when guy fires his pistol in the tank kind of count, but it's not exactly used egregiously here.

xpsts

circa1916, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 02:02 (thirteen years ago) link

this was only really interesting when no1 was talking

Lamp, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 02:02 (thirteen years ago) link

we havent spent nearly enough time with these dudes to get away with such major melodramatics

this was my problem with the comic, unearned melodrama.

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 02:03 (thirteen years ago) link

are you kidding?! Breaking Bad hit the ground running. so did Lone Star. in both cases, these shows grabbed me from the proverbial get-go and announced that they were something special. unfortunately, i can only imagine what would have become of LS, but BB has repaid that investment of good faith at least fifty-fold. with TWD, knowing Kirkman's book, i see all the same shortcomings, often amplified. the forced melodramatics, the languid/hectic pacing, the bland lead character. it's that much worse writ large (small?) on screen.

babytown frolics (Mr. Hal Jam), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 02:08 (thirteen years ago) link

sort of a minor nit to pick, but after they've spent the entire episode shooting guns without ear protection, including a hunting rifle in a bedroom - only when he shoots the guy in the tank does it hurt him?
I'm fine with the movie convention of gunfire not hurting, but keep it consistent.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 02:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Breaking Bad had an alright first season, but it spent most of the time finding it's footing and feeling out what kind of show it wanted to be. First episode was fine but not amazing. It didn't really hit it's stride until season 2.

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 02:21 (thirteen years ago) link

eh, maybe. but it didn't take two seasons for BB to establish itself as a true original. i'm less optimistic about TWD. believe me, i've read or watched every zombie/survival variant there is, and TWD does not do enough to break away from the very large pack. when it tries, as when the characters of Michonne and The General are introduced (and interact), it usually just comes off as juvenile.

babytown frolics (Mr. Hal Jam), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't see anything in the pilot that makes me think that TWD will be one of the greats either, but I also didn't in the pilot of BB. This show is hampered by a genre, which means if it is better than 'what it is' it will take longer. Any decent pilot deserves at least 5 episodes imo.

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 02:35 (thirteen years ago) link

bb first ep was amazing

candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 02:36 (thirteen years ago) link

sort of a minor nit to pick, but after they've spent the entire episode shooting guns without ear protection, including a hunting rifle in a bedroom - only when he shoots the guy in the tank does it hurt him?

i would think firing a weapon inside of a small metal box would amplify the sound significantly.

circa1916, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 02:43 (thirteen years ago) link

also i didnt think that first scene was indicative of like any wild sexism, just really boring character-building

It's rather more worrying if it wasn't meant to indicate sexism on the part of the character? If the writer just thought that was character-building, that's...troublesome. Rather have Rick and sidekick turn out to be card-carrying misogynists than have writers who think that that conversation was totally normal and not fucked up at all.

Melissa W, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 03:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Rick could have said all that shit he said about his wife without tarring half the human race with the same brush, I mean.

Melissa W, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 03:02 (thirteen years ago) link

I really think it's bad writing tbh. Deputy Dude tries bro down with his bud with classic "what's the deal with women and the lights, ya know?" chat and then Rick turns the previous joviality into a serious statement by using the clunky 'women/men divide' device. I don't think it's coded misogyny or anything.

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 03:11 (thirteen years ago) link

main dude is kinda boring

Yeah I actually like this a lot but I have to agree. Really needed someone with a bit more character. Can we cancel Hung so Tom Jane can take it over?

Simon H., Tuesday, 2 November 2010 03:13 (thirteen years ago) link

I always though the dialogue of the books was pretty corny, in a 17-year old "heavy" sort of way. Immature is the wrong word for it, but it just doesn't feel terribly adult. So maybe the disconnect ports to the show?

x-post As savvy as "Shaun of the Dead" was, it was hardly a deconstruction of the genre. It was clever and fun from an audience perspective, yeah, but the characters live in a universe where apparently zombie movies and their tropes don't exist. That's cool, though. "Shaun of the Dead" is brilliant all the same.

Just finished "Dead Set" and thought it a pretty impressive recasting of the "Day of the Dead" scenario. Pretty viciously gory, too, and perhaps the only show/film of its kind to deal with the practicalities of where/when the characters will go to the bathroom. It's got fast, mean zombies, for those who care, but I didn't mind. The (inevitable?) pessimistic ending made me consider that "World War Z" may be the only zombiepocalypse story that actually sees the crisis through.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't think it's coded misogyny or anything.

Wasn't arguing that there was anything coded about it.

Melissa W, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 03:16 (thirteen years ago) link

ok then there's nothing overtly misogynist about it.

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 03:18 (thirteen years ago) link

also, Nick Frost does say "Zombies" in Shaun and then is quickly shushed and told not to use the "Z" word.

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 03:18 (thirteen years ago) link

It turns out I have read the comic (when the show cut to the camp, I was like "Whoa, why is this so familiar?" Duh), and stopped after the first trade because I hated the way all the female characters were written.

So here's hoping somebody gets hip to bell hooks, though I'd settle for Camille Paglia, even. I just remember the book being really reactionary. (NB it's been four or five years since I read it.)

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 03:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Extremely well-done, for what it is. What it is is a comic book.

kenan, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 03:29 (thirteen years ago) link

And please let's not have the Mad Men argument again. I'm perfectly able to sympathize and even empathize with characters who are not perfect.

kenan, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 03:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Well done... for a comic book?

If you're trying to say that comic books generally aren't done well, I assure you there are tons of them that are way way better than The Walking Dead.

Hatch, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 03:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Don't get me wrong. I know there's better, and that comics are a format and not a genre, and etc. But out of what tends to be adapted to moving pictures, this is on the top shelf, imo.

kenan, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 03:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Plus, I have come to expect a bit of material that offends even me from comics.

kenan, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 03:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Rick could have said all that shit he said about his wife without tarring half the human race with the same brush, I mean.

UN report declares a quarter of the worlds women never, ever put out the dung fire.

Kerm, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 03:47 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm perfectly able to sympathize and even empathize with characters who are not perfect a bunch of wooden drips

these guys' biggest character flaw is terminal blanditude

mr. mandelbrot flythrough vertigo, esq. (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 03:50 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm just saying, let's not go nuts focusing on the sexism. Not about this. It's mild at worst, and probably irrelevant altogether given the context.

Call me a cad, but I'm far more worried about the facts that: 1) the lead actor is not a very good actor, and 2) the violence and gore is some of the best I've ever seen, and easily the best I've ever seen on television.

kenan, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 03:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Yay! Yes! this! ^^^^

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 03:52 (thirteen years ago) link

agree the effects are awesome

here's a time lapse of bicycle girl getting done up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa0tRQ2Q0Wk

mr. mandelbrot flythrough vertigo, esq. (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 03:54 (thirteen years ago) link

x-post As savvy as "Shaun of the Dead" was, it was hardly a deconstruction of the genre. It was clever and fun from an audience perspective, yeah, but the characters live in a universe where apparently zombie movies and their tropes don't exist. That's cool, though. "Shaun of the Dead" is brilliant all the same.

i cannot even imagine how you would think this. how is that movie anything but an overt and joyful deconstruction of the genre? i mean if "shaun" doesn't qualify what does??

candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 03:56 (thirteen years ago) link

also i can't beleive an entire argument has evolved from that lame stand-up routine "women be like THIS and guys be like THIS" scene

candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 03:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Whoa, that video was coooool. Props to that chick, all that makeup & latex & sitting around for hours, crikey.
<3 Nicotero for all time.

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 04:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Wasn't the comic book a little more oblique about wifey and best friend hooking up, revealing it further on, after he's in their camp?

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 04:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Careful not to spoil, plz.

kenan, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 05:09 (thirteen years ago) link

1) the lead actor is not a very good actor

fuck this! this guy has 20 years experience of being a terrific tv lead. problem is that its cunty ooooh crying men films frank darabont in charge. if they gave it to someone like marti noxon (of buffy/mad men fame) this would be AWESOME.

O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 05:16 (thirteen years ago) link

also we're only one episode in. and we've had to establish the basic outline as well as the zombie world. accent isn't great though.

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 05:17 (thirteen years ago) link

instead it was a 'eh, kinda ok i guess. will download the next couple episodes but if it doesn't hook me then after that i'll forget it ever existed' pilot.

O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 05:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah accent wasn't great.

O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 05:17 (thirteen years ago) link

of course i've heard such a wide variety of batshit ridiculous southern accents in my day that they don't really bother me. i remember everyone crowing about how bad Ewan MacGregor's was in Big Fish but I've met old guys that talk just like that so I'm pretty forgiving.

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 05:18 (thirteen years ago) link

problem is that its cunty ooooh crying men films frank darabont in charge. if they gave it to someone like marti noxon (of buffy/mad men fame) this would be AWESOME.

You could have a point. I think he's going to be fine in the long run, and the "ooooh crying men" bits of the pilot didn't work for anyone who tried them.

kenan, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 05:19 (thirteen years ago) link

this season is only 6 episodes so I don't see the harm in seeing it through.

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 05:19 (thirteen years ago) link

oh ok, never knew it was british tv short, will stick with it.

O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 05:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Visually, I thought the pilot was very well directed. Loved the way he could generate tension just by dollying behind a tree, just a little bit too slowly.

kenan, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 05:22 (thirteen years ago) link

The scene where the sheriff zombie gets shot, and the camera is locked, from the headshot through him falling out of frame. Nice.

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 05:26 (thirteen years ago) link

I loved the hands trying to grab onto the fence in that scene.

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 05:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Yes!

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 05:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Some of the visual effects were cheesy/bad CGI - the back of zombies heads exploding, etc..

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 05:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh come on

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 05:42 (thirteen years ago) link

That's kind of the norm in tv and film these days though.

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 05:43 (thirteen years ago) link

really, didn't hurt The Departed.

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 05:43 (thirteen years ago) link

or Zodiac etc etc etc

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 05:43 (thirteen years ago) link

It's not the idea of the explosive gore that bothered me, but the execution - the actual effects were badly done, IMO - the chunks of skull you can see and the way they move just looked fake. Reminded me of some of the crappier effects in The Mist, actually.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 05:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Really?

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 05:50 (thirteen years ago) link

If it follows the plot of the comics at all then we have a lot more "ooooh crying men" bits to look forward to.

Hatch, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 05:53 (thirteen years ago) link

If that's what you think then cool but damn this thread feels like it's getting really challops-y really quickly.

I thought the effects and the directing were the high notes of the show, a show which I pretty much enjoyed all round. Zombies! A tv show about zombies! That's pretty freaking good! It's like Christmas up in here and you're all complaining about the quality of the wrapping paper! Agh!

You're bumming me out, guys.

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 05:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Sorry.

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 05:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Pro tip: Ignore these assholes! :-)

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 07:25 (thirteen years ago) link

"The exploding heads looked so fake! And believe me, I've seen dozens of heads explode in my day, lemme tell you whut,"

kenan, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 07:32 (thirteen years ago) link

gore was great throughout! dunno what anyone's complaining about in that regard. loved the bike girl, various shamblers & gnawed corpses, slo-mo headshots, etc. little girl zombie getting wasted in the intro knocked me for a loop. very pleased that it stuck to traditional zombie flick values in that regard. effectively suspenseful and sometimes even scary ("DON'T OPEN DEAD INSIDE"), with tight but leisurely direction/editing and decent character building.

didn't love it though. felt like a setup for a long, tiresome melodrama about characters i didn't much like (two male leads, especially) more than a proper horror flick. and i kept wanting to quibble about trivialities - a sign of at least partial disengagement. why was the blood splattered around inside the hospital still fresh red, and not dry brown? why were the hospital interiors appropriate to a modern hospital, while the exterior seemed to be an ancient and poorly maintained industrial building? and how does mere "infection" allow the continued mobility of something as annihilated as bike girl?

geek minutia aside, the gender dynamics bothered me, too. not a lot, but at least a little. okay, so it's just gross guy talk at the beginning, fine. but throughout the episode, women were badmouthed, absent, or bossed around. post-apocalyptic sci-fi often seems to revel in the "naturally ordained" real-man's world that will supposedly emerge when civilization collapses, and TWD at least flirts with that. then again, it's just a first episode. be interesting to see how things shake out.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 09:05 (thirteen years ago) link

I think your last paragraph is what I was (perhaps inarticulately) trying to get at.

Melissa W, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 09:08 (thirteen years ago) link

I was more struck by the dynamic in the tent btwn best friend and wife than in the first scene.

kenan, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 09:11 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^ agreed. "you are my woman, and no matter what silly ideas you get in your head, you're going to abide by the rules i set for your own good."

"okay. luv you."

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 09:18 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm guessing that where this is going is that the dude's a huge dick. Good guys don't bang your wife.

kenan, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 09:22 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm guessing he's proved many times how to keep her the fuck alive in a world ruled by KILLER ZOMBIES

O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 10:48 (thirteen years ago) link

well he is a police officer, he's trained to fire weapons etc. that more than his gender suggests he prob is pretty good to take orders from. even if he is obv a total dick.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 10:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Loved the show. This thread is going to suck though

Jeff, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 11:04 (thirteen years ago) link

already does

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 12:36 (thirteen years ago) link

otm

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 12:37 (thirteen years ago) link

here's a zombie question i got for ya. this applies to pretty much every movie or whatever i've seen about them.

if when zombies sense people their impulse is to head over and eat them and tear them apart until there's nothing left, where do new zombies come from?

community sort of addressed that last week when the zombies bit troy and he was all like "okay, you bit me, i get it, that's what zombies do" and shrugged them off

candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 12:39 (thirteen years ago) link

and how does mere "infection" allow the continued mobility of something as annihilated as bike girl?

this criticism is bullshit though. THATS WHAT HAPPENS IN ZOMBIE MOVIES.

candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 12:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Nothing but a head shot kills a zombie. Who doesn't already know this?

kenan, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 12:45 (thirteen years ago) link

a lot of people in atlanta iirc

candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 12:45 (thirteen years ago) link

isn't it a case of

Secluded cases ppl think is illness > biting fam but overpowerable (that's not a word surely) so not a case of absolute death > people in the street able to escape the slow/stupid zombies with just a bite/scratch > fuck loads of zombies then can wile out on anyone > end times

never thought there would be a case of new gen of zombies in any zombie story i've ever seen, always ends with end times. also while that was obviously a lot of people in atlanta at the end, it wasn't exactly a whole fucking city of people, most people are dead.

O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 12:45 (thirteen years ago) link

ya i guess a lot of them are bite-and-runs

candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 12:47 (thirteen years ago) link

thought the show was fantastic. loved it.

Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 13:12 (thirteen years ago) link

get out

candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 13:14 (thirteen years ago) link

felt it failed to highlight the current crisis facing burma

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 13:16 (thirteen years ago) link

What about elephants
Have we lost their trust

romoing my damn eyes (Nicole), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 13:22 (thirteen years ago) link

the reality today is that 33 per cent more horses die year on year due to showjumping/flatracing injuries than being rended limb from limb by a gigantic crowd of zombies. now call me cynical, but i doubt this show will ever mention that stat.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 13:25 (thirteen years ago) link

I for one am disgusted by the show's blatant anti-horse agenda.

romoing my damn eyes (Nicole), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 13:27 (thirteen years ago) link

show is speciesist

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 13:27 (thirteen years ago) link

a horse uses an immeasurable amount less gas than a military tank, and can later be recycled as food for zombies. and yet this show sends out the message, bold as brass, jump in your gas guzzling tank, you'll be safe there!

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 13:28 (thirteen years ago) link

It was incredibly speciesist to portray horses as being so easily spooked by zombies. I'll bet none of the writers are even horses, let alone horse riders.

romoing my damn eyes (Nicole), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 13:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Are we on for a zombie horse next ep d'y think?

SoftDog (MaresNest), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 13:38 (thirteen years ago) link

no doubt it won't be a stallion

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 13:39 (thirteen years ago) link

and how does mere "infection" allow the continued mobility of something as annihilated as bike girl?

this criticism is bullshit though. THATS WHAT HAPPENS IN ZOMBIE MOVIES.

― candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, November 2, 2010 8:40 AM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark

think you're missing contenderizer's point here, he's not criticizing the show for lack of scientific veracity when it comes to zombie infection, he's criticizing it for being so slow and disengaging that he started questioning stupid stuff. which I understand, because I had the exact same reaction. I was like, why aren't there a fuckton of zombie dogs, pigs, and horses running around?

the american car is a bus and a car for all americans (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 13:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Same reason we don't get feline leukemia.

kenan, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 13:48 (thirteen years ago) link

actually, has there been a zombie animal movie?

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 13:50 (thirteen years ago) link

(Resident Evil doesn't count; that had zombie humans as well)

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 13:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Does the crazy deer head in "Evil Dead 2" count?

Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 13:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh I dunno, never saw that

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh Dan

romoing my damn eyes (Nicole), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Pet Semetary, sort of.

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:18 (thirteen years ago) link

There are reanimated animal, er, parts in "Return of the Living Dead." Zombie dogs in "Resident Evil?" The game, at least.

x-post The Romero rules more or less state the virus (or whatever) affects the dead or newly dead, so that means thousands of people who die every day - 250,000? - plus recently buried. So figure the initial outbreak contends with some 500,000 zombies, which is a big enough vector to spread around the world pretty quickly via zombie bite. Now, if the question is, how do the zombie multiply if they eat their victims, then that's a sort of good question. But in all these movies and shows and books and stuff, we're never given a zombie count. It's just always "a lot," and certainly more than there are people. But then you do the math and think, jeez, how many zombies does it take to take out 6 billion people (give or take a few)? So the total zombie count has to be massive.

x-xpost Just because "Shaun of the Dead" is funny does not make it a deconstruction. Gags and in-jokes aside, It's more of a loving homage, since regardless it hones pretty close to "the rules." It's not like vampires showing up in broad daylight and saying "oh, those are silly myths" The zombies eat people, get killed via the brain, shamble, bite, transfer the virus, etc. Nothing wrong with that, but like the mentioned earlier, the characters are not aware of Romero's world in their particular world. It's fun, funny stuff, but it still shows the zombie survivor learning curve in effect.

"Hot Fuzz," FWIW, it's possibly more of a deconstruction, since it ironically sets OTT Michael Bay antics (the characters even watch "Bad Boys 2") in a mundane small town.

OK, back on topic: zombies. They eat people.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link

thought dans post read "zombie anal movie".

Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:24 (thirteen years ago) link

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:25 (thirteen years ago) link

But in all these movies and shows and books and stuff, we're never given a zombie count.

The only thing I've seen that's close is in Day Of The Dead, when the doctor estimates the then-current zombie-to-human ratio at 400:1.

Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:27 (thirteen years ago) link

thought dans post read "zombie anal movie".

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/59/Ottoor.jpg

the american car is a bus and a car for all americans (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:51 (thirteen years ago) link

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:53 (thirteen years ago) link

I knew there had to be at least one.

romoing my damn eyes (Nicole), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:58 (thirteen years ago) link

it paints homosexuals in a bad light.

as zombies.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:02 (thirteen years ago) link

i think that was my first wife amirite!!111

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:11 (thirteen years ago) link

New DTV flick Horno has venereal zombieism, spread through sodomy, plaguing a (het) porn shoot. It's absolutely terrible.

babytown frolics (Mr. Hal Jam), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^want to play, haven't gotten yet

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Nothing wrong with that, but like the mentioned earlier, the characters are not aware of Romero's world in their particular world. It's fun, funny stuff, but it still shows the zombie survivor learning curve in effect.

dont see why the characters need to have seen romero movies for the movie to be a genre deconstruction?

candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:33 (thirteen years ago) link

like why is that a dealbreaker?

candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:33 (thirteen years ago) link

to deconstruct a genre, you have to get in under the hood and, you know, deconstruct it. take it apart. show how it works in ways that aren't immediately self evident. i'd say that history of violence deconstructs stories of violent heroism because it questions them, examines them, plays games with the means by which they generate their emotional effects. shawn really is just a straight-up zombie movie with jokes. it doesn't have anything to say about zombie movies, doesn't show or tell us anything about them we didn't know going in. the basic formula isn't deconstructed, it's merely referenced (constantly).

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link

except for the scene where they sneak through town and get into the pub by pretending they are also zombies

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link

i dunno man, i would say the central conceit - that the humans are more zombie-like than the zombies - is a pretty shrewd "take-apart"

candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:52 (thirteen years ago) link

wasn't that already done in whichever Romero movie was set in the mall?

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link

mall of the dead

candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:56 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

I looked it up, it was Dawn

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:57 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean, it's not as explicit as like, scream, but they are playing with pretty much every zombie movie convention, they're just not actually saying "this is the part where in the movie they'd do this"

candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:57 (thirteen years ago) link

romero's movies frequently make the point that humans are much like zombies to begin with, but i wouldn't call night of the living dead and dawn of the dead deconstructions because of this. it's a form of social criticism that seems appropriate to the setting.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:02 (thirteen years ago) link

im not sure we agree on what is a "deconstruction." plz to name me other examples.

candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:08 (thirteen years ago) link

i get where you're coming from s1ocki, but i'm hesitant to call a jokey half-parody a deconstruction, especially when it doesn't say anything about the basic nature and function of the genre it supposedly deconstructs. i think of SotD as a satire, and like most satire, it observes the formal conventions of a genre while also gently tweaking them. deconstruction, as i understand it, seeks to tease out the deep meanings and contradictions hidden beneath a text's surface.

now that i've said that, though, i suppose you could argue that all satire IS deconstruction, at least of a sort. why not? satire seeks to make the machinery of genre evident.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:08 (thirteen years ago) link

aiport was a radical deconstruction of disaster movies

the american car is a bus and a car for all americans (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:15 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't think you can call anything that's meta or self-referential deconstructed, especially when it comes to comedy, which has been breaking the 4th wall since forever

the american car is a bus and a car for all americans (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't know that there is much real deconstruction in popular film. scream exposes the machinery of slasher films in a way that's similar to SotD (more direct, less jokey), but again, doesn't have much to say about the genre. i guess you could say that revisionist westerns often deconstruct the genre in one way or another: unforgiven, dead man, etc. also think of 70s detective dramas like the conversation and night moves, which suggest that paranoia and a delusional desire to control chaos are the engines of the genre.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link

stretch to call the conversation a "detective drama", but bear with me

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah well deconstruction is a critical approach and trying to find evidence of a critical approach in a work of art is a good way to drive yrself mad

the american car is a bus and a car for all americans (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link

"if you want to criticize a film make a film" - jean-luc picard

candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:29 (thirteen years ago) link

what is the point of this exercise

goole, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:29 (thirteen years ago) link

staying fit and trim until the next episode of the walking dead airs

the american car is a bus and a car for all americans (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link

any film that tries to expose the internal conflicts of genre or of film itself could said to be involved in deconstruction

my favorite example is two-lane blacktop, a racing film where the participants end up drifting away, physically and psychologically

the american car is a bus and a car for all americans (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link

I haven't heard so much talk of deconstruction since Project Runway.

romoing my damn eyes (Nicole), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:35 (thirteen years ago) link

or since top chef

the american car is a bus and a car for all americans (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Zombie Voltaggios

romoing my damn eyes (Nicole), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:37 (thirteen years ago) link

The zombie movie version of Funny Games would have a five minute shot of zombies graphically eating someone slowly, after 45 minutes of slow shambling and long shots of flies taking off and landing on flesh.

mh, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:38 (thirteen years ago) link

suppose you could say that depalma deconstructs the relationship between film and its audience, in that he's constantly interrogating "looking at" and "listening to" in his films (watched dressed to kill last night). it seems more like an artistic obsession than an intellectual investigation, but i'm not sure that's a make-or-break distinction when discussing works of art.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:40 (thirteen years ago) link

anyway, looking forward to ep 2 of walking dead, which i probably won't see for several weeks. wonder if it will ramp up or slack off in the inventive gore department.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link

that's where it gets sketchy - the line between the director being a critical intellectual and supporting an aesthetic goal can get mighty thin. depalma got all his voyeurism steez from hitchcock anyway.

xp

the american car is a bus and a car for all americans (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:43 (thirteen years ago) link

The zombie movie version of Funny Games would have a five minute shot of zombies graphically eating someone slowly, after 45 minutes of slow shambling and long shots of flies taking off and landing on flesh. the hero had shot all the zombies in the head and the director ran the film back to let them have a second crack at it.

the american car is a bus and a car for all americans (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:44 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought "Buffy" was a pretty good deconstruction of vampire mythology, for example. Like, its characters are fully aware of vampire mythology, even as the vampires don't always adhere to said mythology. And when the most mythological of all vampires shows up, the other vampires make fun of him for being a showoff.

In some ways, something like "The Devil's Rejects" is a deconstruction of ... something. Especially the way it wallows in pure "horror" for so long, only to briefly flip your sympathies when the antagonists are treated to the same torture and general unpleasantness as they formerly treated the ostensible protagonists. It twists the usual us vs. them dynamics into a nihilistic ambivalence

"Beetlejuice" is, I suppose, a clever deconstruction of ghost stuff, played for laughs.

Granted, I'm going by my own internalized definition of "deconstructed," wherein the characters are aware of genre conventions (at least Buffy and Beetlejuice) and generally use them to their advantage. Devil's Rejects I guess is just more generically subversive.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:44 (thirteen years ago) link

I stick to my statement above - "I don't think you can call anything that's meta or self-referential deconstructed" - deconstruction involves giving a genre a real acid bath, pointing out internal conflicts, forcing it to break down, and not just "hey I'm a vampire killer who knows about vampire movies".

the american car is a bus and a car for all americans (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link

something like buffy is postmodern and hyperaware of its own conceits but if you use deconstruction as a description of aesthetics, I imagine it as producing something more aggressively antithetical to the viewer's needs and expectations

the american car is a bus and a car for all americans (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:54 (thirteen years ago) link

the fourth indiana jones was way deconstructive in that case

goole, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link

guess I needed to throw an "intentionally" in there

the american car is a bus and a car for all americans (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link

depalma got all his voyeurism steez from hitchcock anyway.

dislike this criticism of depalma (no offense). he owes a lot to hitchcock, sure, but in films like blow out, dressed to kill, body double and femme fatale, he takes that voyeurism steez and runs so far over the horizon with it that it becomes something distinctly his.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link

I AM OFFENDED

tbh I like depalma more than I like hitch

the american car is a bus and a car for all americans (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link

agree with edward III here. films like buffy, beetlejuice and the devil's rejects don't deconstruct their genres. they're merely explicitly aware of them and/or subversive about them. i mean, what does buffy have to say about vampire mythology (other than that it's silly and fun)? what does it attempt to show us about the guts of the genre that we didn't know going in? nothing. therefore it isn't really a deconstruction.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link

me too (xpost)

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link

oh hey super-primitive deconstruction: man with a movie camera

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link

so I reread the beginning of the thread and these 3 ominous premonitions sum up everything I didn't like about the show

The admittedly small number of issues I read didn't seem to either add anything significant to zombie mythology or have particularly interesting characters.

― A brownish area with points (chap), Thursday, October 14, 2010 7:02 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

zombie apocalypse is a great canvas for right wing/nra/libertarian types to express their i-told-you-so-liberal-faggits wish fullment on and i thought the books veered close to this territory too often for my reading comfort.

― MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Thursday, October 14, 2010 8:43 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Why do people hate the comic but expect this to be good? Should I not even ask?

because i'm pretty sure kirkman has no idea how human relationships work, and everything reads like teenage melodrama. any writer would be an improvement.

― the parking garage has more facebook followers than my band (Jordan), Thursday, October 14, 2010 10:46 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

the american car is a bus and a car for all americans (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Man you guys have been *busy*!

many xxposts (since deconstruction is well covered lol) for contenderizer: re the question of wtf run down old hospital exterior with modern interior...this is a pretty common US phenomenon. Heck, it's a common Australian phenomenon too. Retrofitting is pretty commonplace, especially in older cities or places with old buildings. Sacramento for one. Was it more the type of building vs the interior that you're driving at?

Also I had hoped for a zombie horse myself when the zombies started feasting on deputy dawg's horsey, but alas, I guess the world isn't ready for that.

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Was it more the type of building vs the interior that you're driving at?

yeah, this. inside, it looked like a proper modern hospital. outside, it looked like some collapsing warehouse that they'd (lightly) dressed as a hospital so save money. discontinuity was striking. more bored nitpicking than a real complaint though.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

question:

why did the zombies not eat him when he was lying prone in the hospital

candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link

i was bothered by the hospital exterior too, like "damn, i guess that hospital was abandoned years before the whole zombie thing"

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:26 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost Because the hospital zombies were all locked in the DO NOT DEAD INSIDE room.

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link

That is a very interesting name for a room

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link

he was in a coma and wasn't making any sound

xxxp

the american car is a bus and a car for all americans (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link

and the zombies failed in their attempts to organize a room-by-room search

the american car is a bus and a car for all americans (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link

oh yeah, DON'T DEAD ENTER INSIDE

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Just out of curiousity, what "significant additions to zombie mythology" would ppl like to see added? That they're all secretly good at volleyball? That you can't feed them after midnight? That zombies on Bizarro Planet walk quickly and spit up body parts?

Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link

yes that's exactly what we were thinking

the american car is a bus and a car for all americans (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link

I'd like to see zombies done more like vampires; lucid predators who can plan and trap running prey etc

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link

That they can dance in formation imo

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link

also I want to read zombie poetry, as I'm sure it would be very touching

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link

SPOILER (skip me)

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thought the bit abt the guy trying to get up the nerve to shoot his zombie wife was very well done

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:34 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm not being flippant -- it's a serious question! (xpost thank u Dan)

Not to go all meta-Capt. Rhodes/Day Of The Dead here, but they're fuckin' dead! Your options for "mythology" are pretty limited, to "How does one become a zombie?", "Can it be cured?", "How quickly do they move?", "Can they think?" and "How do you kill them?"

Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Well, like I noted above, "World War Z" and I suppose "Land of the Dead" are the only two zombies stories I can think of that take place well after an outbreak. It'd be interesting to see a zombie movie about rebuilding/starting over. But I guess the dramatic narative might be too difficult to suss out.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

i dont want any fuckin clever twilight-style twists on what a zombie is tbh

candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

"clever"

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link

ya ha

candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link

"clever" = "mormon"

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link

How about zombies that start out slow, shambling monsters that eat flesh, but if they go too long without eating any their zombie metabolisms rev up, making them move faster and jerkier until they explode, infecting any living animal their effluvia touches? If they catch and eat something, it sates their systems and they cycle back down into slow shamblers.

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link

dunno about significant additions, but i would really like to see someone make a smart, gory zombie-plague movie that doesn't just use "it's a zombie movie ffs!" as a justification for whatever ridiculous shit the genre seems to demand. don't know that i've seen one yet. 28 days later came closest, but seemed to want to operate outside the genre in a way that bothered me.

suppose you could expand the mythology at this point by dropping all the bullshit pseudo-medical justification and going back to the supernatural.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Zombies are reanimated spirits trapped in their decaying bodies who cannot be freed until they devour their loved ones.

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link

I posted a list of recent films that have done something interesting with or expanded on the zombie apocalypse shtick, there's a lot of room to do interesting stuff if you don't slavishly limit yourself to the ground everyone else has thoroughly shambled over

les revanants - what if everybody who was dead came back to life, and they didn't want to eat us?

pontypool - language is a virus from outer space

deadgirl - two teenage boys find female zombie chained in basement of abandoned building, bad decisions ensue

the signal - a variation on the crazies-type apocalypse movie, but is way funnier and scarier than your average zombie flick because you don't know what to expect next

the end of the line - ditto

the american car is a bus and a car for all americans (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link

hi dere's 1st idea is good. or start fast when fresh, devolve into slow shamblers over time or without blood. really nail down the mechanisms of infection (if you wanna keep on with the bullshit pseudo-medical angle).

edit: god, and that second suggestion! someone should make that fucking movie.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link

most of these films I listed are not as "accomplished" as the walking dead, but they are also not as bland

the american car is a bus and a car for all americans (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link

There was an online comic strip that did a weird twist on zombies where they were technically still alive but not able to regenerate their bodily systems (pulmonary, cardiovascular, muscular, etc) without consuming working live tissue; the smart ones had to eat a lot of brains to remain smart.

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:47 (thirteen years ago) link

you are very adept at producing scenarios for movies that you'd never ever watch

the american car is a bus and a car for all americans (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link

pontypool is great! really nice twist on the mythology. was impressed but repulsed by deadgirl. accomplished, but i didn't enjoy it much.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link

you are very adept at producing scenarios for movies that you'd never ever watch

I'd read the novelization, though.

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link

(also I'm much more likely to watch a zombie flick than a slasher flick)

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:54 (thirteen years ago) link

i used to think living in a zombie run world would be kinda cool, until i had a nightmare about it and realised it would be the most awful terrifying shit ever.

F-Unit (Ste), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:54 (thirteen years ago) link

I was serious about zombies dancing in formation fwiw

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:55 (thirteen years ago) link

i dont want any fuckin clever twilight-style twists on what a zombie is tbh

I am amused by the idea of a zombie version of Twilight! I should write it up so I can start making piles of money like Stephenie Meyer.

romoing my damn eyes (Nicole), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:57 (thirteen years ago) link

they're not actually gory they're just sparkly

candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:57 (thirteen years ago) link

i liked this show but it's definitely just going by the numbers at this point and it seems that they're just content to have a zombie television series. i'm looking forward to potential expansion beyond the influences of the show and i hope it doesn't doesn't descend into utterly lame plot devices.

omar little, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:58 (thirteen years ago) link

I was serious about zombies dancing in formation fwiw

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/Jackson_popcorn.gif

the american car is a bus and a car for all americans (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 19:00 (thirteen years ago) link

"at this point" = 1 episode!

Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 19:00 (thirteen years ago) link

I am amused by the idea of a zombie version of Twilight!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/Boyfriend

Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 19:01 (thirteen years ago) link

"at this point" = 1 episode!

it was a looooooooooong episode

the american car is a bus and a car for all americans (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 19:05 (thirteen years ago) link

well i mean at this point i don't see any real signs of trying to attempt anything really different, but at the same time i'm not really complaining.

omar little, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link

have come to the depressing conclusion that most horror fans don't want anything really different

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 19:32 (thirteen years ago) link

this kinda reminds me of shakey mo on the literary fiction thread - something can be interesting and different without having some crazy, genre-exploding formal element. not that 'the walking dead' is an example of this.

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link

something can be interesting and different without having some crazy, genre-exploding formal element.

I'm not all "every zombie movie must be CRAZY and FREE", just think the walking dead fails on both of yr points

the american car is a bus and a car for all americans (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 19:44 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost Because the hospital zombies were all locked in the DO NOT DEAD INSIDE room.

― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl)

That is a very interesting name for a room

― lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE)

You don't have a DO NOT DEAD INSIDE room? Where on earth do you entertain visiting friends? Honestly!

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link

man, you miss one fucking word...

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 19:54 (thirteen years ago) link

DO NOT FUCKING DEAD INSIDE

every implication I can think of for inflection of this sentence is terrifying

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 19:59 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.jimbeeer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/fido-dvd-art.jpg

Is this a deconstruction?

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link

haha sorry I wasn't mocking the missing a word, I just wanted to make that joke...

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:06 (thirteen years ago) link

DO NOT FUCKING DEAD INSIDE BERSERKER!

http://content7.flixster.com/question/53/96/65/5396657_std.jpg

Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:07 (thirteen years ago) link

i thought you were making fun of the fact that if you read the words in rows instead of columns, it said something like DON'T DEAD ENTER INSIDE

xp

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:11 (thirteen years ago) link

if this show was more awesome it would have paused while the hero tried to parse that phrase until finally getting it

omar little, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:12 (thirteen years ago) link

"don't be dead, enter inside?"

omar little, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link

I did read it across at first and was all, huh?
DON'T DEAD OPEN INSIDE

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link

CAFETERIA for extra lulz

Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought the zombies had written the sign as a lure, like those coyote-written signs to lure the road runner
FREE FUD HEER

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

the american car is a bus and a car for all americans (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link

ya hah

candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:41 (thirteen years ago) link

haven't watched this series but I think the comic is just a rehashed zombie story. it brings nothing new to the table.

dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 03:39 (thirteen years ago) link

after reading enough about this series, the "new thing" seems to be a zombie story that continues. Kirkman said his reason for starting this was his disappointment in not being able to see what happens next. i'm totally fine with this approach, actually this is kind of what i want. a very classic zombie story that just keeps unrolling beyond what we typically see.

the pilot wasn't at all boring to me. this is actually very much what i wanted. a zombie story with a lot of quiet and discovery.

circa1916, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 04:27 (thirteen years ago) link

a very classic zombie story that just keeps unrolling beyond what we typically see.

otm!

I'm glad these are some OG Ramero-style zombies who just sort of amble haphazardly w/o being able to run. Zombies already have strength in numbers - giving them hyperkinetic musculature on top of that was just sorta unfair imo.

so imagen what we can do with the rest of our brain...right buddy's?? (Pillbox), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 04:45 (thirteen years ago) link

*Romero

so imagen what we can do with the rest of our brain...right buddy's?? (Pillbox), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 04:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Rambero

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 04:48 (thirteen years ago) link

otm

F-Unit (Ste), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 09:31 (thirteen years ago) link

I loved this show. I am not much of a zombie fan but this was pretty ace.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 09:39 (thirteen years ago) link

I really dug it too but I was amazed by a. how quickly our hero adapted to waking up in a brave new zombie world, and also b. his complete lack of curiosity as to how the fuck this happened. I'm having Lost deja vu where you're wondering why nobody asks each other basic questions about the situation. I would be badgering anyone within reach to tell me how long I was out, how extensive it is (Alabama? North America? northern hemisphere?) But they've got to pad this out, so I accept that.

Intrigued by the piles and piles of pristine military hardware lying about - somebody somewhere (hoping for a zombie Dennis Hopper with an eyepatch) is amassing a serious army if all this is just around for the taking. I'm sure they'll get to that at some point (zombie virus moved quickly through close-knit groups or some such).

Brakhage, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 16:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Sorry if this has already been addressed - somebody was telling me this is a six-episode season. That right?

Brakhage, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 16:08 (thirteen years ago) link

that is correct.

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Thinking about this a day later, it does seem good-but-not-great. But my objections to the acting were silly, I think. If you're going to make an upmarket show in a b-grade genre, unknown actors that are a bit clunky are part of the spirit of the endeavor. I'm impressed by how much genuine love went into this show.

kenan, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link

how can you tell how much genuine love went into this show

candid gamera (s1ocki), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link

cannn you feeeeeel .... the gooooore .... toniiiiiiiiiiiiite

Thanks for six-ep clarification. I was wondering if popping zombies in the head and people crying as they cap a spouse would get pretty old by episode 11.

Brakhage, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Saw Monsters the other night and now I'm mixing up which post-apocalyptic bleak deserted landscape belongs to which show.

Brakhage, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 16:42 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah the hero did seem to get over the whole "the world is destroyed, the dead are eating the living" shit pretty quickly.

omar little, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 17:18 (thirteen years ago) link

how can you tell how much genuine love went into this show

If you have to ask...

kenan, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 17:19 (thirteen years ago) link

exploding zombie heads and long closeups of crawling zombies and buzzing flies over blackened corpse feet = LURVE imo

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 17:29 (thirteen years ago) link

wow kinda suprised to see so many people down on this show - i watch lots of crazo horror stuff and yeah most of it might be a little more edgy and OTT and better in many ways than this, but im still down with the "HOLY SHIT A GORY ZOMBIE MINISERIES ON THE TV AWESOME" reaction tbh.

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 17:44 (thirteen years ago) link

esp considering that like 99% of TV horror attempts have been unmitigatedly fucking awful

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link

^

kenan, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link

no idea what the comix are like, but i am hoping this goes in the direction of... deadwood!

hours and hours of survival horror is not interesting, and lost-style soapy shit among the survivors isn't either. but people figuring out how to live with each other and build ad-hoc institutions of stability in extreme circumstances is super interesting imo

any chance of that?

Mannsplain Steamroller (goole), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link

thats my hope, but i havent read the comics either.

part of my optimism tho is that a miniseries or series or whatever handled right could totally fulfill that long arc post societal breakdown/rebuilding in a way that zombie movies never ever can - all respect to the dawn/day of the dead stuff or 28 days/weeks, but commenting on it isnt the same as showing it happen.

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link

I read a little bit of a current issue of the comic and it involved a lot of people on a farm standing around and yelling at each other

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 17:54 (thirteen years ago) link

about leaving the toilet seat up or down, I'm sure.

kenan, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link

also peeps saying the gore/FX aren't up to par may i please direct you to another comparable low tier cable network called SYFY which should maybe change yer feelings about that.

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link

i think the gore is good

i dont think the fact that it is a zombie show alone is reason enough to give it a pass... i mean, i like zombie movies but it's not like they're exactly underrepresented in pop culture

candid gamera (s1ocki), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link

dreading the inevitable mummy movie renaissance

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Brendan Frazier did well enough with that already, imo.

kenan, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Sorry, Fraser.

kenan, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link

no one ever has to apologize to brendan fraser

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Dug the pilot. The creators obviously saw 28 Days Later and played Left 4 Dead, but I was surprised how well the pacing and effects came out. I don't know why but I had an optimism about this too, it seems like a good medium for the ongoing story.

I read some of the comic too, but gave up after a few volumes, it just got too relentlessly depressing - seemed like they were just going to go from one shitty situation to another every volume. Also as said, the art wasn't very good. I never even got to the samurai character.

hours and hours of survival horror is not interesting, and lost-style soapy shit among the survivors isn't either. but people figuring out how to live with each other and build ad-hoc institutions of stability in extreme circumstances is super interesting imo

any chance of that?

yeah, this is pretty much what happens (though there's some Lost-style soap as well)

Nhex, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link

The creators obviously saw 28 Days Later - Even tho the initial premise is basically the same (man wakes up in hospital to find himself seemingly alone in post-apocalyptic wasteland), but the graphic novel this show is based on was published in 2003, the same year 28DL was released, so the similarity is likely a coincidence.

so imagen what we can do with the rest of our brain...right buddy's?? (Pillbox), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link

If not a trope in itself.

kenan, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link

there is a quote in the middle of this thread where the creator talks about how 28DL came out the month before the first issue of this was published

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link

And isn't it just an example of a literary device which thrusts the reader/viewer directly into the post zombie apocalypse world, and provides at least one story arc for later on; namely, HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?

I'm trying to think of another setting in which this could apply - waking up after the mid-term election results come in? Blacking out at a party, and waking up with no clothes on?

Sauvignon Blanc Mange (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_medias_res

just sayin, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 18:55 (thirteen years ago) link

such premises are easy (& often effective) devices, tropes etc., sure. And even tho zombie stories in general rely on so many other shared narrative similarities, it was still sort of uncanny that two 'zombie' stories, released within a month of each other, started with an an extended opening sequence w/ protagonists in nearly identical sets of circumstances.

so imagen what we can do with the rest of our brain...right buddy's?? (Pillbox), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 19:05 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm aware it's not a fully unique idea, but they are really similar and they came out around the same time. Sure, it's possible when Kirkman wrote it he just had the same idea, it happens. According to WP, the first issue of The Walking Dead is dated October 2003, while 28 Days Later came out late 2002 in the UK and June '03 in the US. Regardless, I can't help but think the success of the movie impacted the current TV series. Even L4D, another property that uses a lot of old zombie tropes, seemed to influence this, with the general look, graffiti on the walls, lol no gas etc. (If the chopper pilot turns out to be a zombie...)

Nhex, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Regarding the "28 Days Later" opening, Kirkman:

"I saw 28 Days Later shortly before the first issue of Walking Dead was released. That first issue came out in October of 2003 and 28 Days Later was released in the States in June of 2003. So we were working on our second issue by the time I saw it. Yeah. It was a little annoying. But great minds think alike, right"

― circa1916, Monday, November 1, 2010 3:17 PM

since ppl can't be bothered to read the middle of the thread

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, but apparently they came out around the same time...

candid gamera (s1ocki), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 19:22 (thirteen years ago) link

the dawn of the dead remake was on tv before this, and the end is both soooo corny (lol slow-motion shot of the clip falling out of a handgun) and so influential on L4D (that last shot of the four survivors getting on the board after escaping hoards of running zombies). still has a great opening though.

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link

it really is underrated. pales in comparison to the original, obv, but works pretty well as an action romp on its own. and yeah, that opening is A+

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 20:14 (thirteen years ago) link

important to say it's an action picture though. fast moving zombies take away the horror imo*. it's most effective moments of dread involved large groups of zombies shuffling around.

*exception for me is the shot in Dead Set where the zombie sprints onto screen and goes to town on that Big Brother Employee on the console while that Mika song plays.

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 20:16 (thirteen years ago) link

the last last shot in the remake is cool

candid gamera (s1ocki), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 20:28 (thirteen years ago) link

you mean the part after the credits?

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 20:30 (thirteen years ago) link

ya

candid gamera (s1ocki), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 20:31 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't think it's so much that it's "zombies on TV" that's cool, more that it's a serious attempt at serialized, straight-up horror on a network known for quality television - I'm not sure there's any precedent for that?

Simon H., Wednesday, 3 November 2010 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link

im not sure why that's a big deal?

candid gamera (s1ocki), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link

...because new forms of TV don't spring up very often? I mean I guess there's (the similarly high-rated) True Blood but that appears to pretty much entirely camp.

Simon H., Wednesday, 3 November 2010 20:51 (thirteen years ago) link

btw if you think The Walking Dead is lackluster, wait till horror TV gets the Fox/NBC/ABC treatment.

Simon H., Wednesday, 3 November 2010 20:51 (thirteen years ago) link

there was that cbs show starring alex o'loughlin as a vampire...who is also a private detective!

omar little, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 20:53 (thirteen years ago) link

well there have been a couple of horror/procedural "hybrids" I guess, but that's not really the same thing.

Simon H., Wednesday, 3 November 2010 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link

there was that cbs show starring alex o'loughlin as a vampire...who is also a private detective!

That show was straight up hilarious though, albeit unintentionally.

romoing my damn eyes (Nicole), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 21:01 (thirteen years ago) link

what about that supernatural show? watched it a couple times and it seemed like hot crap, but it's pretty much straight-up horror television.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link

supernatural's more like a broody dude version of Buffy.

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 21:21 (thirteen years ago) link

what about buffy/angel?

OR THE GHOST WHISPERER YALL

candid gamera (s1ocki), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Supernatural's horror, but it's tempered with melodrama and comedy. Same with Buffy. There's a place for that, but I think of it differently to what Walking Dead represents.

Walking Dead excites me because it's straight drama/horror, like what you would see in a movie. That's what my excitement is all about. Zombies! On TV! That aren't making witty comebacks, they're just being zombies. (Not that I don't love Buffy, or Angel, or a little bit of Supernatural every now and again).

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 21:24 (thirteen years ago) link

next week 'the walking dead' introduces a witty british zombie named 'percy'

omar little, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link

last network straight horror i remember was that "fear itself" thing which was one of the shittiest things foisted on the public in recent memory

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link

how quickly we forget "Happy Town"

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 21:29 (thirteen years ago) link

oh hahahaha wow yeah that happened didnt it

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 21:32 (thirteen years ago) link

also: "Harper's Island"

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link

actually werent harpers island and fear itself concurrent?

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 21:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, I think they were.

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 21:36 (thirteen years ago) link

I only saw the commercials so as far as I'm concerned, IT NEVER HAPPENED

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 21:37 (thirteen years ago) link

read the Wikipedia article for "Harper's Island", it is lolworthy

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 21:37 (thirteen years ago) link

oh hahaha and thank go "fear itself" did choose to tackle the Wendigo, which i am sure was done with great skill and aplomb. and with further imdb research it was directed by the last winter dude, so he seems to be a little wendigo obsessed. to prove this, he also did the 2001 film "Wendigo".

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 21:38 (thirteen years ago) link

masters of horror was some bullshit too imo

omar little, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 21:40 (thirteen years ago) link

for the most part

omar little, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 21:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Masters of Bore-or, am i rite?

The Porcupine Captain With A Crew of White Rabbits (Viceroy), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link

actually looking through the fear itself director list is like a whos who of directors no one should hire, its kind of amazing

xpost yeah i hated like 90% of the masters of horror stuff, was only really down w/fair-haired child

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link

i sort of enjoyed the flagrantly cruddy badness of masters of horror. like tales from the crypt episodes. shame how little the sensibilities of the various directors come through though (miike aside, yikes).

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link

I tried watching Haven for a while but that was kind of a snooze. And not really very horror. More boring supernatural.

The first ep of Masters of Horror, the Coscarelli joint was pretty cool I remember. I heard some okay things about Carpenter's two, "Cigarette Burns" and "Pro Life" but I honestly couldn't get my head around watching it because modern day Carpenter is just never a good thing. I love him, but I hate him, ya know? And he and women, especially now that he's old and crabby...yeesh.

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh and the Joe Dante political satire was basically a giant facepalm.

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link

The zombies make excellent noises in this. I found it all incredibly gripping, even though I didn't like the comic much.

What's the consensus in this shockingly long thread? Tried to skim it and got bogged down in a sexism argument.

A brownish area with points (chap), Thursday, 4 November 2010 01:38 (thirteen years ago) link

yay @ zombies! vs
eyeroll @ "zombies"

is pretty much how it boils down

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 4 November 2010 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Well at the beginning of the pilot my default position was the latter, but by the end it was the former. Well done The Walking Dead.

A brownish area with points (chap), Thursday, 4 November 2010 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link

That's what I'm sayin!

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 4 November 2010 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link

There was more pathos for the zombies than in your average thing, that could be an interesting tack to take.

A brownish area with points (chap), Thursday, 4 November 2010 02:00 (thirteen years ago) link

nothing new here I thought. The leads seem as lifeless and wooden as the zombies themselves. will be skipping...

calstars, Thursday, 4 November 2010 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link

I'll mark you down for eyeroll @ "zombies"

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 4 November 2010 02:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Finally saw this. Wasn't bad. I was, however, struck by the graphic violence vs. the relatively chaste language. Guess AMC has different inscrutable standards than FX. And yeah, lots of weird woman hating in this ep, though there are plenty of strong women to come.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 November 2010 03:05 (thirteen years ago) link

MASSIVE xxxxxposts and this is a major

MAJOR POTENTIAL SPOILER avert your eyes if needed but:

if when zombies sense people their impulse is to head over and eat them and tear them apart until there's nothing left, where do new zombies come from?
― candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, November 2, 2010 12:39 PM (2 days ago)

well, this doesn't address your "tear them apart until there's nothing left" but in the comic, one of the major zombie rules that has NOT yet shown up in the show but almost certainly WILL (because some big plot points circle around it) is that if ANYBODY in this new world dies (whether it's from a zombie bite or not), they eventually come back to life as a zombie.

Which is part of what makes the title cutesy: the walking dead doesn't really refer so much to the zombies as it does to those who will ultimately BE zombies in the not-too-distant future, which is to say our protagonists do u c

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 November 2010 06:05 (thirteen years ago) link

That's pretty cool!

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 4 November 2010 06:08 (thirteen years ago) link

one of the major zombie rules that has NOT yet shown up in the show but almost certainly WILL (because some big plot points circle around it) is that if ANYBODY in this new world dies (whether it's from a zombie bite or not), they eventually come back to life as a zombie.

good call, imo, cuz even in romero-verse, the initial zombie plague consists of dead risen from graveyards and the like. not bite victims, but just any old sort of dead people that happen to have been exposed to moon mist. i mean, if it were bite transmitted only, it'd be fairly easy to control, at least outside the initial outbreak area.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Thursday, 4 November 2010 06:13 (thirteen years ago) link

it also makes the story much more open ended, because the potential is there (and some of the comics storylines outline and point to) a world in which people get it together enough to form communities and procreate and have multiple post-zombie generations and it just becomes part of life that there are always going to be these predators as part of the new landscape.

In other words, there's not a world war z style reclamation so much as we learn to live an uneasy existence with our own dead

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 November 2010 06:25 (thirteen years ago) link

^ downside of this is that zombies become boring, like the flu. o shit there is zombies in the alley. get the kids inside and call the squad.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Thursday, 4 November 2010 06:34 (thirteen years ago) link

yah, but the upside is that before long zombies are like narcotrafickers in Breaking Bad (or alcohol in Mad Men? I dunno, there are no good metaphors here) and we just get into the human relationships and people fucking each other up. That's why complaints about acting/writing are relevant because by the time this gets to season three, zombies are gonna be much less of a major immediate problem and more like a constant natural disaster that letting your guard down around will get you killed over

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 November 2010 06:38 (thirteen years ago) link

human drama on TV is never an upside

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Thursday, 4 November 2010 06:40 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean, i mostly just want to see spock be quizzical in technicolor

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Thursday, 4 November 2010 06:41 (thirteen years ago) link

or zombies eating people

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Thursday, 4 November 2010 06:41 (thirteen years ago) link

i get that too. but even two years of "AH ZOMBIE AH NOM NOM NOM" is gonna get tired. They gotta produce some human interest that's soapy enough. Man that kid had better be able to act.

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 November 2010 06:43 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, no, agreed. was kidding mostly. have a certain resistance to EVERYTHING being all soapy and long-form dramatic on TV these days, but overall quality of writing is way better than it's ever been, so can't complain too much. in that regard, this show needs to get its game up, maybe just a little. nobody's bad, but our leads and general tone of dialogue leave me cold. hoping for wife/gf & kid itr.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Thursday, 4 November 2010 06:50 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm totally cool with giving this a season before i levy judgment one way or another in terms of acting and plot. AH ZOMBIE AH NOM NOM NOM is gonna be fine for at least eight hours.

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 November 2010 06:52 (thirteen years ago) link

have a certain resistance to EVERYTHING being all soapy and long-form dramatic on TV these days

I don't know how much TV you watch, but let me assure you that this is not a catching disease.

kenan, Thursday, 4 November 2010 08:00 (thirteen years ago) link

The networks and cable channels that do take the risk (and it's still a pretty significant risk) to put on a show that takes time to build and develop an audience and hopefully later sell on DVD -- well, I have nothing bad to say about them. They're walking a tightrope, because the shows have to build episode by episode enough that you can't start watching in the middle, but the shows can't be so slow that they allow for dead spots.

kenan, Thursday, 4 November 2010 08:05 (thirteen years ago) link

his complete lack of curiosity as to how the fuck this happened.

Instead of trying to survive, he will try to find someone and just ask how this happened. Fuck survival. ;-)

Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 4 November 2010 08:57 (thirteen years ago) link

xp, and sorry for the rant, but...

Also, what old-style TV network has even tried to do this? And don't say "Lost" -- you could give that show as much attention as you could afford without giving up sleeping, and it still wouldn't make any goddamn sense. That's not long-form drama, it's just increasingly complicated and interestingly shaped piles of turds. And don't say soap opera either, because that's not really long-form, it's endless-form, which is different, and requires a different kind of writing. The long-form TV drama as it is currently being made isn't just TV that leaves you hanging every week, it's a very new kind of storytelling on TV, made possible by a new kind of TV market. HBO pioneered it, and AMC really hung their stuff out over the ledge when they decided to try the same thing. More than HBO did, even, because they're not even PAY cable, they're just cable. (Though I think there's less and less difference.)

At any rate, soapy happens and always will, but the really good stuff on TV is better than any good stuff has ever been. It's a goddamn golden age. Enjoy it while it lasts, I say.

kenan, Thursday, 4 November 2010 09:03 (thirteen years ago) link

I very much agree with the golden age thing, Kenan. We're bombarded with fantastic telly.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 4 November 2010 09:29 (thirteen years ago) link

yeh, no complaints in that dep't. most all my favorite television shows are products of the last 10 years. this isn't to say that i don't get tired of certain formulae.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Thursday, 4 November 2010 09:35 (thirteen years ago) link

xp - Co-sign you both. You make an excellent point there, Kenan.

A few of my acquaintances still trot out the tired old "I don't watch TV" line in a sniffy manner, which to my mind just betrays ignorance of how much great stuff there has been in the last decade or so.

On topic, I really dug TWD, particularly the unstinting nastiness of the gore which was surprisingly close to the knuckle for a TV show. I know nothing about the source material, so have no idea where it's going long-term, but will def. be watching to find out.

Bill A, Thursday, 4 November 2010 09:44 (thirteen years ago) link

I HATE people who look down on telly. (Well, not really.)

I think I'll read the books now. My husband has been raving about the comics for the longest time.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 4 November 2010 10:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Romero already did the practical living with the dead thing in "Land of the Dead." And wrt the bite thing, it's always been zombie lore that the "dead or recently dead" come back to life. The bite just hastens death. You get bit, the virus kills you, you come back as a zombie.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 November 2010 13:39 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought this was pretty good. I'll keep watching.

Princess TamTam, Thursday, 4 November 2010 13:50 (thirteen years ago) link

i agree we're in a tv golden age

doesn't make this show any better

candid gamera (s1ocki), Thursday, 4 November 2010 14:17 (thirteen years ago) link

xp yeah, but in Walking Dead world (the comic at least) you don't need to get bit. If you die, you turn. It's something in the earth or whatever. That means when granpa dies a natural death, you don't bury him; you shoot him in the head.

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 November 2010 15:02 (thirteen years ago) link

you say potato

candid gamera (s1ocki), Thursday, 4 November 2010 15:09 (thirteen years ago) link

i say aaaaaaagggggggggghhh brains aaaaaaaaagh

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 November 2010 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link

-o

candid gamera (s1ocki), Thursday, 4 November 2010 15:34 (thirteen years ago) link

lol forks

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 4 November 2010 16:27 (thirteen years ago) link

And wrt the bite thing, it's always been zombie lore that the "dead or recently dead" come back to life. The bite just hastens death. You get bit, the virus kills you, you come back as a zombie.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, November 4, 2010 6:39 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

yeah, i spoke too hastily. those are the basic "rules." but many contemporary zombie flicks suggest that only the bitten go shambly. varies film to film though.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Thursday, 4 November 2010 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link

"only the bitten go shambly"...if this thing goes into season 2, that's our thread title right there

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 4 November 2010 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link

cosine

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 November 2010 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Thrice.

Sauvignon Blanc Mange (B.L.A.M.), Thursday, 4 November 2010 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link

this is pretty good. oddly my friend just published a zombie novel a few months ago (the reapers are the angels, which is really an incredible little novel, very much a southern gothic, owes a lot to Winter's Bone and McCarthy) so it feels like zombies are now really part of the zeitgeist, taking over from those fancy vampires.

akm, Thursday, 4 November 2010 20:32 (thirteen years ago) link

jeez yeah. they're fucking everywhere the last few years. go into any bookshop and there's likely to be a display table dedicated solely to zombie titles. zombie jane austen, zombie survival guides, zombie novels and comics, toys & DVDs, etc. almost more so than vampires, who seem confined to teen & goth (and teengoth) novel series.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Thursday, 4 November 2010 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link

my son got me a zombie board game for my birthday

death panel of the mods (Edward III), Thursday, 4 November 2010 20:41 (thirteen years ago) link

he's fascinated with zombies even though he can't watch any zombie movies (he's 9)

death panel of the mods (Edward III), Thursday, 4 November 2010 20:43 (thirteen years ago) link

that's not true, he loves white zombie. gonna let him watch night of the comet, too.

death panel of the mods (Edward III), Thursday, 4 November 2010 20:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Remember zombie banks?

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 4 November 2010 20:53 (thirteen years ago) link

oddly my friend just published a zombie novel a few months ago (the reapers are the angels,

a friend of mine is finishing up a literary zombie novel too. i don't think i'm going to tell him about this, since there are some superficial similarities (the ages of the protagonists, for one). :/

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Thursday, 4 November 2010 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Just read a zombie novel, too: 'Rise Again' by Ben Tripp -- not bad. Doesn't do much that's new, but entertaining and engaging and grim enough. And the protag is a female soldier with PTS, and the two main supporting characters are gay (one male, one female), which was unusual.

I HATE people who look down on telly. (Well, not really.)

I think the problem is that all media have their shitty ends of the spectrum, but TV's is much bigger and much worse, just because you have so much time and so many channels to fill. Plenty of shit movies/albums/books, but for the most part those industries don't have quotas to fill.

buildings with goats on the roof (James Morrison), Thursday, 4 November 2010 23:12 (thirteen years ago) link

I agree that TV is totally primo right now. I work for a dvd distributor and I can get my hands on a lot of movie screeners but honestly, I spend so much time watching tv shows that I don't watch a ton of movies any more, not like I used to. And it's not because the movies aren't good. It's just I can't *not* watch my tv shows. There's a few junky shows in there, but for the most part, it's all gold!

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 4 November 2010 23:15 (thirteen years ago) link

that totally came out a lot more dickish than I meant it to

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 4 November 2010 23:17 (thirteen years ago) link

I swear I'm not a dick

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 4 November 2010 23:18 (thirteen years ago) link

I want to bump the person that said something along the lines of "I'm not looking forward to the ILX discussion" but I can't find that post anymore

Life! The Story of Life (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 4 November 2010 23:24 (thirteen years ago) link

how about not read the ILX discussion then

candid gamera (s1ocki), Thursday, 4 November 2010 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link

you first

Life! The Story of Life (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 4 November 2010 23:40 (thirteen years ago) link

re the previous discussion, TV is totally my most-consumed artform at the moment apart from music.

A brownish area with points (chap), Friday, 5 November 2010 00:20 (thirteen years ago) link

"consumed" like braiiiiiiiins?

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Friday, 5 November 2010 01:09 (thirteen years ago) link

hey if you get IFC, try to watch Dead Set, Charlie Brooker's zombie show about life in the Big Brother House after the zombie invasion. 's'fun!

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 November 2010 04:35 (thirteen years ago) link

a zombie story in which the survivors achieve some sort of equilibrium w the undead. they're well-defended and well-supplied, surrounded by an sea of hungry corpses, but able to sustain themselves on what they have. it's a delicate balance, though, and the human tendency towards violent conflict threatens it. if you kill one of your fellows, then your group is one less and the zombies one more...

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Friday, 5 November 2010 05:29 (thirteen years ago) link

That set-up's happened at least twice now in the Walking Dead comic

buildings with goats on the roof (James Morrison), Saturday, 6 November 2010 02:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Again, that's the premise of "Land of the Dead," which in turn sets it up as an explicit satire of the bourgeoisie and nouveau riche vs. the underclass. And sort of from the zombie perspective, too: zombie African-American gas station attendant leads zombie army horde to reclaim Pittsburgh from the corrupt oligarchy!

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 November 2010 13:11 (thirteen years ago) link

walking dead really doesn't seem to concern itself with issues of class at all and race is only rarely touched on. people have a tendency to focus on the zombies.

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 6 November 2010 13:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, though come to think of it, the characters in the comic are overwhelmingly working class, as far as I remember. At least for the first few dozen issues.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 November 2010 13:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Again, that's the premise of "Land of the Dead," which in turn sets it up as an explicit satire of the bourgeoisie and nouveau riche vs. the underclass. And sort of from the zombie perspective, too: zombie African-American gas station attendant leads zombie army horde to reclaim Pittsburgh from the corrupt oligarchy!

― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, November 6, 2010 6:11 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark

should watch LotD again, as i remember very little other than that it has dennis hopper and is bad (or maybe i just didn't like it).

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Saturday, 6 November 2010 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah josh, you're totally making me wish LotD was better, because it definitely had some cool ideas and potential in it

Nhex, Saturday, 6 November 2010 21:52 (thirteen years ago) link

my son got me a zombie board game for my birthday

My greatest hope for this show is that it will help take zombies back from the realm of the "zeitgeist" and especially the ironically cute and quaint, and make them horror again.

kenan, Saturday, 6 November 2010 22:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Good luck with that

koyaani (s1ocki), Saturday, 6 November 2010 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Shush ;)

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Saturday, 6 November 2010 23:04 (thirteen years ago) link

i liked the episode that was on tonight. it was engaging. didn't see the first one. big fan of the comics. tuesday morning i go back to the land of no cable so.

not everything is a campfire (ian), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:13 (thirteen years ago) link

it was pretty good. i'm wanting to re-read those issues so i can remember what plots were from the comic and which ones weren't

Nhex, Monday, 8 November 2010 04:32 (thirteen years ago) link

watching the second ep right now and already even better than the pretty dope first ep

HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:34 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't think this episode reflected the comic; as i remember it, there was no "party" and definitely no white power guy.
this was a set piece ep and a little less successful in my eyes than the first one. Went fast though! At this rate, a six episode season isn't going to get past the first ten issues!

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:08 (thirteen years ago) link

oh come on michael rooker vs. a guy in a kangol come on

da croupier, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:35 (thirteen years ago) link

this show should be called the walking been there done that

da croupier, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:37 (thirteen years ago) link

what does that even mean

HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 8 November 2010 06:02 (thirteen years ago) link

My greatest hope for this show is that it will help take zombies back from the realm of the "zeitgeist" and especially the ironically cute and quaint, and make them horror again.

― kenan, Saturday, November 6, 2010 6:01 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

if anything this is going to hasten the gentrification of the dead. it'll do for zombies what dexter did for torture porn, i.e. normalize it for a mass audience.

death panel of the mods (Edward III), Monday, 8 November 2010 06:09 (thirteen years ago) link

did dexter normalize torture porn?

HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 8 November 2010 06:10 (thirteen years ago) link

when housewives are kicking back and watching a serial killer carve up hogtied ppl on the regular, I'd say it did

death panel of the mods (Edward III), Monday, 8 November 2010 06:15 (thirteen years ago) link

indeed

HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 8 November 2010 06:20 (thirteen years ago) link

hell, Dexter completely lost its torture porn edginess around season 3 anyway. i can't remember the last time we got a decent limb-sawing scene.

Nhex, Monday, 8 November 2010 07:02 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah i was gonna say i've been watching this current season and have yet to the visceralness everyone kept talking about

HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 8 November 2010 07:24 (thirteen years ago) link

i would say that that's a pretty funny story. not laugh out loud funny, but clever in the manner that seems so terribly appealing to people who enjoy feeling more clever than other people. ty

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Monday, 8 November 2010 07:39 (thirteen years ago) link

this one kinda made me long for the not-written-by-Frank-Darabont eps to come in the back half of this season.

Simon H., Monday, 8 November 2010 08:06 (thirteen years ago) link

You watch one of our comedies and you laugh your balls off. You watch a British comedy and you're like "Hmm. *haughty laugh*" It's like reading the New Yorker for two hours.

― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, August 13, 2009 7:15 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark

HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 8 November 2010 08:10 (thirteen years ago) link

srsly though i love barthelme and that stopped being funny once i got the joke by the second sentence imo

HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 8 November 2010 08:11 (thirteen years ago) link

good second episode. cool to see laurie holden show up, i liked her in the shield.

omar little, Monday, 8 November 2010 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link

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Can we talk for a minute about the zombies using rocks to break down the department store door? They can use tools, even rudimentary ones? I don't think I've ever seen that from zombies before.

Sauvignon Blanc Mange (B.L.A.M.), Monday, 8 November 2010 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Romero Zombies slowly gained the ability to organize themselves and use rudimentary tools iirc.

Gukbe, Monday, 8 November 2010 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link

crazy racist way too OTT. some cheesy dialogue. still a lot of fun and a very quick hour.

i liked the distant rolling thunder throughout the episode leading up to the downpour.

xpost: first zombie in Night of the Living Dead uses a rock on the window of the car.

circa1916, Monday, 8 November 2010 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Ok, word. Just checking. Carry on.

Sauvignon Blanc Mange (B.L.A.M.), Monday, 8 November 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

first zombie in Night of the Living Dead uses a rock on the window of the car.

― circa1916, Monday, November 8, 2010 6:29 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark

i love the idea that you effortlessly called this up from your infinite zombie knowledge brain

HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 8 November 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link

haha. more like i just watched it last week.

circa1916, Monday, 8 November 2010 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link

this is pretty good! kinda corny, but lots of fun. i'm glad they're already getting away from the (awful) comics.

Princess TamTam, Monday, 8 November 2010 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link

my favorite moment in the comic is around like issue 40 when he literally has rick scream "ITS US! WE'RE THE WALKING DEAD!"

Princess TamTam, Monday, 8 November 2010 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Oy

romoing my damn eyes (Nicole), Monday, 8 November 2010 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Francine: They're still here.
Stephen: They're after us. They know we're still in here.
Peter: They're after the place. They don't know why, they just remember. Remember that they want to be in here.
Francine: What the hell are they?
Peter: They're us.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 November 2010 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link

I really dug the final shot. Took it to be "Alright, so - if you took zombies out of the equation, what would be really cool about there being no people around?"

Sauvignon Blanc Mange (B.L.A.M.), Monday, 8 November 2010 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't even remember the final shot

Princess TamTam, Monday, 8 November 2010 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link

I really dug the final shot. Took it to be "Alright, so - if you took zombies out of the equation, what would be really cool about there being no people around?"

I will admit that this made the zombie apocalypse look incredibly appealing to me.

romoing my damn eyes (Nicole), Monday, 8 November 2010 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link

As a sidenote can I just...we were talking to a couple of friends about "Walking Dead" this weekend, they hadn't seen it but they kept saying "Well, if it's scary then I won't watch it. I like funny zombies."

Zombiests.

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Actually I think they meant more they like Shaun of the Dead over something like Dawn of the Dead because there's humor but still. Zombies are cool. Don't they see?

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

I have to be for real here for a second: I am not watching this shit on Sunday nights anymore. My brain gets going too much with this show, and I never get a good night sleep. All thinking about "Did I lock the back door?" and "What if Rock Carrying Zombie says 'Fuck a Door. I'm a go straight through the picture window.'?" and "If there is a zombie apocalypse, do I go towards downtown LA, the desert, or the mountains? Because fuck the west side."

Sauvignon Blanc Mange (B.L.A.M.), Monday, 8 November 2010 20:23 (thirteen years ago) link

For me, the disturbing thing about a zombie apocalypse is not the zombies themselves, since they are massively improbable. What's not so improbable is the breakdown of every institution created to protect citizens from complete meltdown and Lord of the Flies shit. Who needs zombies when our power grid is so vulnerable and outdated?

kenan, Monday, 8 November 2010 20:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Everything about a zombie apocalypse is cool. I would be fine if a reincarnated version or another dimension version of me gets to be part of such apocalypse. I don't think there is any way I'll stop watching this show at this point

Life! The Story of Life (CaptainLorax), Monday, 8 November 2010 21:24 (thirteen years ago) link

i would just hope the zombie me wouldn't have back problems.

Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Monday, 8 November 2010 21:25 (thirteen years ago) link

4.7 million viewers for the second episode. AMC has renewed it for a 13 episode 2nd season.

Gukbe, Monday, 8 November 2010 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link

AMC has renewed it for a 13 episode 2nd season.

Score!

Sauvignon Blanc Mange (B.L.A.M.), Monday, 8 November 2010 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link

4.7 million viewers for the second episode.

Daaaaamn. That's a crazy number for cable.

kenan, Monday, 8 November 2010 22:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Very happy to see them deviate from the funny books, even if it wasn't a great episode in itself.

Last shot is the freedom-porn of most post-apocalyptic fiction, innit? Aside from the vampire-zombies of I Am Legend, I thought Will Smith's life looked pretty nice (at least for a short time).

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Monday, 8 November 2010 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Really, I thought Will Smith's life in that movie was depressing as shit

Princess TamTam, Monday, 8 November 2010 22:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Last shot is the freedom-porn of most post-apocalyptic fiction, innit?

Kept expecting a zombie to pop up from the back seat.

Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Monday, 8 November 2010 22:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Does the guy playing Shane remind anyone else of a young Fred Ward?

http://www.bscreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Jon-Bernthal-walking-dead.jpg
http://www.sonyclassics.com/masked/288x216stills/fw_full.jpg

Princess TamTam, Monday, 8 November 2010 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Running around Time Square hunting deer, chilling out to some Bob with your awesome German Shepherd. I mean, yeah, the complete lack of human companionship would be rough after a while - but for about a month having an entire city to yourself would be A+++++++.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Monday, 8 November 2010 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link

the only problem with that fantasy world is you'd have to share it with ted nugent

omar little, Monday, 8 November 2010 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link

haha me too xxp

HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 8 November 2010 22:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Didn't like the way capable, tough, non-stereotype black guy Tyreese in the comic seems to have become ham-fisted stereotype 'T-Dawg'

buildings with goats on the roof (James Morrison), Monday, 8 November 2010 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link

The guy is ham-fisted, I mean.

buildings with goats on the roof (James Morrison), Monday, 8 November 2010 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link

I didn't even put that together. Is Tyreese in the group from the start of the comic or do they run across him later? Maybe the real Tyreese will show.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Monday, 8 November 2010 23:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Maybe I'm wrong--I just checked the comic, and Tyreese and his group of survivors don't turn up until issue 7 or so.

buildings with goats on the roof (James Morrison), Monday, 8 November 2010 23:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Stereotypes aside, I can't see them trading a badass former NFL player for a chubby dude in a Kangol.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Monday, 8 November 2010 23:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Does the guy playing Shane remind anyone else of a young Fred Ward?

YESSS

irritable bol syndrome (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:06 (thirteen years ago) link

ep 2 was ok

cast still reminds me of generic made-in-vancouver shows

irritable bol syndrome (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:07 (thirteen years ago) link

he's like an unlikeable and somewhat uncharismatic fred ward.

omar little, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:07 (thirteen years ago) link

might say he has the 'wrong stuff'

irritable bol syndrome (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:10 (thirteen years ago) link

my favorite moment in the comic is around like issue 40 when he literally has rick scream "ITS US! WE'RE THE WALKING DEAD!"
hahaha please tell me this actually happened!

Nhex, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:10 (thirteen years ago) link

might say he's more like emo williams

irritable bol syndrome (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:11 (thirteen years ago) link

not so much virgil "gus" grissom as turgid "pus" wishin-it-was-fred-ward-instead

omar little, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:12 (thirteen years ago) link

would probably be fair to call him "fred bored" tbh

irritable bol syndrome (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:18 (thirteen years ago) link

miami snooze

omar little, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:20 (thirteen years ago) link

it happened!

Didn't like the way capable, tough, non-stereotype black guy Tyreese in the comic seems to have become ham-fisted stereotype 'T-Dawg'

― buildings with goats on the roof (James Morrison), Monday, November 8, 2010 6:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

lol that guy being named 'Tyrese' always bothered me, way more than T-Dawg possibly could :peers into kirkman's brain and notices he has never met a black man ever:

Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:22 (thirteen years ago) link

argh that "oh is she about to be eaten or maybe raped, no they're just cute lovers having sex!" cliché barf

sean gramophone, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 01:27 (thirteen years ago) link

should have been a cartoon finger or arrow pointing at the ring

irritable bol syndrome (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 01:28 (thirteen years ago) link

i will raise funds to make this happen on the dvd help me slocki

HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 01:32 (thirteen years ago) link

the dialogue and yeah the ring stuff was just clumsy as hell throughout this episode. apparently some of the upcoming episodes aren't written by darabont, and I hope that becomes the trend, because I was cringing my way through this last one.

Clay, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 01:37 (thirteen years ago) link

tyrese is yet to come.
i am continuing to hope for better dialogue
do not think i'll be seeing that anytime soon
just want to get the show on the road and get past some initial character deaths really

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 04:20 (thirteen years ago) link

might say he's more like emo williams

― irritable bol syndrome (s1ocki), Monday, November 8, 2010 7:11 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

lol i just got this

Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 04:23 (thirteen years ago) link

I'd like to give this show more than two episodes, but I gotta jump off. Not doing it for me...

Stockhausen's Helicopter Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 05:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Enjoying this, will keep watching, but do want to emphasize that "Dead Set" was 10x better.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 05:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Enjoying this, will keep watching, but do want to emphasize that "Dead Set" was 10x 20x better.

Fixed.

Stockhausen's Helicopter Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 05:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Enjoying this, will keep watching, but do want to emphasize that I never heard of "Dead Set" was 10x 20x better.

Fixed.

irritable bol syndrome (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 05:56 (thirteen years ago) link

"Dead Set" was IFC's 5-ep zombie series that just aired -- zombie plague as reality show, or reality show as zombie plague. Not as arch as that description makes it sound -- works both as social comment and straight horror movie. Well-acted, well-written, well-done.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 06:00 (thirteen years ago) link

"Dead Set" was IFC's 5-ep zombie series that just aired

Technically it's from 2008: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Set_(TV_series)

Stockhausen's Helicopter Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 06:08 (thirteen years ago) link

oh yeah, so I just learned. Also apparently the writer, Charlie Brooker, is famous if you are from England.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 06:31 (thirteen years ago) link

I spend so much time watching tv shows that I don't watch a ton of movies any more, not like I used to. And it's not because the movies aren't good. It's just I can't *not* watch my tv shows.

This. I also don't listen to much music anymore. :-(

Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 10:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Re: The rock-using zombies from upthread, Romero's zombies got progressively smarter. In "Night," one zombie can use a rock. By "Day," Bub the zombie is trained to use a tape recorded and figures out how to use a gun to kill Capt. Rhodes (whom he then ironically salutes). In "Land," they can use guns and become organized.

Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 11:31 (thirteen years ago) link

in "diary of the dead" one of them is working on a gender studies PHD

irritable bol syndrome (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 14:44 (thirteen years ago) link

This second ep was OK but did go by fast. Not sure what to make of the freshly added racist, or the fact that he was left behind handcuffed to that pipe with a hacksaw nearby a la "Mad Max." Wasn't it Chekov who said something about a hacksaw in the first act? Anyway, I wouldn't be surprised if racist dude makes another appearance, either alive or dead.

BTW, I love the gore effects in this, but the gore sound effects suck. They're all cartoonishly "squish crunch squish slop squish." Greg Nicotero needs to recommend a better foley guy.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 16:09 (thirteen years ago) link

pretty sure they're conflating the later mayor character with the dude on the roof and he'll BE FOLLOWING THE SURVIVORS oh shockers

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 16:14 (thirteen years ago) link

That'd be a bummer, though I understand if the show needs a proper villain to hang around. Though really, the COUNTLESS FLESHEATING ZOMBIES should be good enough.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 16:22 (thirteen years ago) link

"men can be worse than zombies" is a continuous law in the kirkman books

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Zombie stories totally need human villains! Zombies are more a background enviornmental threat and context than an actual villain.

A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Anyway, I wouldn't be surprised if racist dude makes another appearance, either alive or dead.

honestly it hadn't even occurred to me but i guess a lot of the potential fun in a show like this is that human characers can recur as zombies later on, i like that idea.

deej otm (some dude), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 16:29 (thirteen years ago) link

i guess "the real enemy is OURSELVES" is an inevitable theme in stuff like this but i was bummed that they laid it on a bit thick in the 2nd episode

deej otm (some dude), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 16:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I'd bet he's coming back alive. That was a Significant Hacksaw.

A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 16:30 (thirteen years ago) link

So you guys didn't see the "scenes from next episode" bit then.

Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link

i fast fowarded through the credits and my remote decided it didn't want to stop for the preview and i was like oh okay i don't need to know anything about next week anyway

deej otm (some dude), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 16:33 (thirteen years ago) link

people who've read the comic - is there any reason to expect anything from this show (twist, detail, situation, anything) that hasn't already been done in a popular zombie movie?

da croupier, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean other than having no music soundtrack until the closing trip-hop number right before the credits.

da croupier, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link

turns out it was all a dream

death panel of the mods (Edward III), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link

I have no problem watching them smear zombie guts all over themselves but a line like "if I ever find my family I’m going to tell them about wayne" really makes me cringe

death panel of the mods (Edward III), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 16:38 (thirteen years ago) link

I have no problem watching them smear zombie guts all over themselves but ruining the edge of that ax by chopping up a zombie on a concrete floor really made me cringe.

Kerm, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 16:44 (thirteen years ago) link

croupier: um, sorta? some of the zombie rules are fun. some of the character relationships in the macro sense are cool. the jail setpiece is interesting. don't expect quantum leaps; what sets this apart from zombie movie standards is that uh it's really long

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link

i was afraid of that

da croupier, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link

if yer really curious, there's compilations of the book readily available or single issue cbrs all over the internet

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link

In any case this is powers of ten better than Rubicon and is thus far the most fun horror tv show i've seen.

Zombie Chekhov's Significant Hacksaw (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link

I have no problem watching them smear zombie guts all over themselves but a line like "if I ever find my family I’m going to tell them about wayne" really makes me cringe

― death panel of the mods (Edward III)

would be awesome if a couple episodes ahead the sheriff goes back to his tent for a moment of peace, looks around, and opens up a scrapbook he's been compiling filled with the driver's licenses of all the zombies he's killed.

omar little, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link

and then when he finally reunites with his family they spend long nights by the fire, paging through daddy's scrapbook of dead zombie licenses

death panel of the mods (Edward III), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link

meanwhile shane has a similar scrapbook of all the women he's slept with who have dead husbands.

omar little, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link

some crossover there no doubt

Zombie Chekhov's Significant Hacksaw (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

it is pretty brutal isn't it? thought them smearing guts all over themselves and hacking up that body was pretty full on for tv...

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link

i've been dreaming about corpse mutilation on tv for years now

irritable bol syndrome (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Anyone who saw the, uh, bathtub sequence from Breaking Bad S1 will know that AMC isn't shy about gore.

Simon H., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 18:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Can anyone confirm/deny that this is only a six episode season? I'll be super bummed if it is. Need something to watch on Sundays to fill the Breaking Bad void.

Darin, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Confirm, it's six eps.
Did not know this: "The series is completely shot on 16 mm film."
That's kinda rare these days, right?

Zombie Chekhov's Significant Hacksaw (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Women should be way more offended by sub-Sex and the City (bad enough as it is) vibrator talk than any 'can't turn off the light' metaphor.

Gukbe, Monday, 15 November 2010 04:11 (thirteen years ago) link

dopey dialogue aside, this looks like a good six episode/issue arc; ep 3 was an improvement on ep 2 for my money

forksclovetofu, Monday, 15 November 2010 04:18 (thirteen years ago) link

It went quickly despite very little happening. Been watching Boardwalk Empire after this in the previous two weeks, but switched the order around this time and the Walking Dead didn't come off as well. :/

Gukbe, Monday, 15 November 2010 04:20 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, the ladeez scrubbing clothes and giggling about vibrators was ugh. still really enjoying this despite the occasional cringe-inducing scene. it goes by quickly, i find myself a little bummed when it's over.

circa1916, Monday, 15 November 2010 06:02 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm still an ep behind but the hacking up zombie & covering themselves with gore scene was lol gross.

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 15 November 2010 06:07 (thirteen years ago) link

I had just finished dinner & felt a mite queasy after that

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 15 November 2010 06:08 (thirteen years ago) link

haven't seen the third episode, but watched the second last night. disappointed at the absence of: inventive special effects, interesting characters, the sorts of things i like paying attention to. dull as dirt, grodyness of wiping oneself down with rotting guts aside.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Monday, 15 November 2010 06:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Don't expect the characters to get any more interesting in the third episode.

I think I'm done. A good survival story requires someone to root for and I really don't care whether Racist Guy, Sexist Guy(s), Woman Who's Cheating On Her Husband, Woman Who's Being Beaten By Her Husband, Or Woman Who Likes Mermaids makes it.

lindseykai, Monday, 15 November 2010 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link

I missed the first episode, but after watching the most recent two last night I'm totally pumped about this show. Love that it's only 6 episodes this season, too.

T-Rex's erotic imagination (Z S), Monday, 15 November 2010 15:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Ratings actually up on last week to 5.1 million. Skewing male significantly, with 2.1 million of the 3.3 million demo being of that gender.

Gukbe, Monday, 15 November 2010 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link

I wish the zombies had eaten officer-wife-cheater and Mrs-Husband-cheater when they were screwing in the woods.

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 15 November 2010 20:17 (thirteen years ago) link

however now we know that she wasn't really cheating because she was told her husband was dead! not sure i like that explanation, though, since it makes shane less of a sympathetic character and more of a clear villain.

omar little, Monday, 15 November 2010 20:19 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm loving this. Most of the complaints are pretty valid, but this show's still entertaining the hell out of me. Shane's shaping up to be the most interesting/sympathetic character, which is kind of surprising.

KyleP (Princess TamTam), Monday, 15 November 2010 20:22 (thirteen years ago) link

there is still time for doggy style sex in the woods with zombies running rampant throughout.

Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Monday, 15 November 2010 20:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah that didn't sit well with me either omar... I hope they don't go the route of making Shane an unambiguous villain like in the comic. That line felt like it was stuffed in to remind the audience that this is a bad guy

KyleP (Princess TamTam), Monday, 15 November 2010 20:24 (thirteen years ago) link

"screw the zombies im taking you balls deep"

Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Monday, 15 November 2010 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link

What's going on with Shane's nose? Is he an ex-boxer?

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 15 November 2010 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Lol Chris

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 15 November 2010 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link

we could tell that sex was unholy because he was doing her from behind

omar little, Monday, 15 November 2010 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link

zombie cock

Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Monday, 15 November 2010 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link

I just started reading the comic. Dialog is pretty dire...but I'll hang

"my inlaws live in Atlanta...that's only a 5hr drive from here. That's probablywhere my wife went"

I'm going to shoot in the face

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 15 November 2010 20:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Lol Chris i love how easy it is to get you to work blue. It's awesome.

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 15 November 2010 20:47 (thirteen years ago) link

i can sort of see the lack of nuance people complain about, this isn't mad men or breaking bad, and yet i have found each episode exciting from start to finish. i guess it works the plot tension well and it's got good drama and action. character wise i agree nobody is entirely sympathetic, but the group dynamics are interesting.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 15 November 2010 21:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Agreed. I really do enjoy the show a lot.

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 15 November 2010 21:43 (thirteen years ago) link

hey racist, saw through the rusty bolt you're cuffed to and keep the hand next time.

Kerm, Monday, 15 November 2010 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link

oh wait next time you'll only have one hand. good luck running a hack saw with your teeth, zombie chow.

Kerm, Monday, 15 November 2010 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link

^I was also wondering why he didn't do that.

sofatruck, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 04:38 (thirteen years ago) link

kerm OTM + why make/keep 3 enemies (racist, his bro and fat pummelled guy) when you could kill them? Getting more into Lost territory and too much lipstick on officer friendly since episode 1. Still <3 this show.

soviet, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link

i assume the hacksaw was too dull for metal, but sharp enough for flesh and bone. like that Danny Glover movie.

circa1916, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 02:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Maybe he gnawed it off like a coyote. "Aron Ralston ain't got nuthin on me!"

Kerm, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 02:59 (thirteen years ago) link

I figured it was a "Mad Max" rip. The zombies were banging at the door and he panicked. "The chain in those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It'd take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you're lucky, you could hack through your ankle in five minutes." Etc.

Anyway, I'll watch this show, but this was my least favorite episode. The redneck color is grating on me a lot -Atlanta's not exactly hillbilly country, so I hope they diversify a bit - and when I mentioned the rampant sexism to my wife her reply was "good, I thought it was just me - is this show set in the '40s or something?" This is the first ep that at least alludes to the "woman, get me a beer" vibe, what with Laurie Holden's college educated character and all, and I know the comic quickly evolves into a more equitable division of labor situation, but still.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 03:13 (thirteen years ago) link

crucial to remember the areas around Atlanta, but yeah, it's still got a hillbilly vibe.

the show is hardly great television, but it works well enough that I'm happy to run with it, especially as there's not much else on at the moment.

Gukbe, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 03:15 (thirteen years ago) link

I think there is plenty of hillbillies in some parts around Atlanta... it's just that I'm accustomed to not living in those parts and the main metro areas aren't redneck at all. However, I remember being at I-Hop in the past year and overhearing some older ladies talking about how one of them got physically abused by her husband - I guess it happens

Life! The Story of Life (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 04:24 (thirteen years ago) link

are* plenty

Life! The Story of Life (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 04:27 (thirteen years ago) link

feel like i should be loving this show, but i'm barely even liking it. i think i'm done with TWD. first episode was underwhelming, and the deviations from the cast and plot of the graphic novel aren't adding up to something strong enough in its own right to sustain my interest. pacing in the third episode was incredibly indulgent for a season with a six-episode run; wall to wall on-the-nose dialog was even less forgivable. okay, i'll admit that i was happy when Norman Reedus showed up. but his character (and his brother's) can hardly be considered inspired additions to Kirkman's stock ensemble.

when do we get to the prison? do we ever?

silent ouzo eclipse (Mr. Hal Jam), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 04:31 (thirteen years ago) link

isn't it pretty plausible that in the zombie apocalypse people have been migrating around, grouping together with people from different areas? and maybe that more of the survivors are from the rural areas than the big cities? (xpost)

some dude, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 04:31 (thirteen years ago) link

good point. and rural folk have guns

Life! The Story of Life (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 04:33 (thirteen years ago) link

much more plausible that kirkman and kirkman-ite writing team just paint with broad brushes

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 04:33 (thirteen years ago) link

that too. but all the OH JEEZ ATLANTA IS NOT REDNECKY stuff is a little weird to argue about.

some dude, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 04:37 (thirteen years ago) link

tru

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 04:46 (thirteen years ago) link

the "redneck"/"hillbilly" stuff, period, is a little weird tbh

T-Rex's erotic imagination (Z S), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 05:00 (thirteen years ago) link

one thing's for sure, they barely had to change Atlanta at all for the show!

Nhex, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 05:26 (thirteen years ago) link

This was the first episode I ff'd through part of -- there was SO MUCH "people conversing intensely at the camp" I couldn't take it all in.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 06:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Think they did the family reunion too early on, sets up a lot of crappy melodrama and muddles the main character's motivation. Best part was them slaughtering the lone zombie.

reckon you should stfu (bnw), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 07:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Agree that finding the wife and kid came way too quickly, but they only have 6 episodes so the pacing is bound to be a little off. They introduced all those characters from the department store in the 2nd ep because they wanted to establish a cast as soon as possible. Apparently the pacing will be a lot different in the second season.

Gukbe, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 07:35 (thirteen years ago) link

show's got a good atmosphere and sense of place. when they're in the camp, in a tent, at the quarry, etc., it feels like it. i guess i'm comparing it to something like LOST where everything felt phony.

circa1916, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 07:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Think they did the family reunion too early on, sets up a lot of crappy melodrama and muddles the main character's motivation. Best part was them slaughtering the lone zombie.

― reckon you should stfu (bnw), Wednesday, November 17, 2010 2:01 AM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark

Yeah, for some reason when the series began I thought 'guy looking for his wife and kid' would be like this never-ending quest, like looking for the one-armed man. Whatever, I'm on board with wherever they're going.

KyleP (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 07:46 (thirteen years ago) link

I've got no problem with the rednecks and hillbillies. I'm just a bit bugged that so far it's (more or less) only rednecks and hillbillies, or at least the rednecks and hillbillies are in charge in the most broad "I'm gonna teach y'all how to catch frogs and eat squirrel" way. I'd reckon that more than just the working class folks in and around Atlanta have and know how to use guns, so I'm not sure that's it. I do seem to recall that this batch of survivors is more from the sticks and went to Atlanta in search of help. Why they're still camped out a mile or two from downtown is another matter, but I assume they'll be moving soon enough.

Anyway, I was impressed by how little class had to do with the comic, as if everyone knew that this far along there was no point in snobbery, racism, etc. It didn't feel right that only three episodes into a six ep arc I was all "get on with it!" but then, reading 70+ issues of the comic in more or less one swoop probably spoiled me.

Oh, and I don't think we have to worry too much about Shane as villain, because somewhere out there is a pissed off, one-handed, coke-sniffing, er, racist redneck. Because the one-hand thing makes him more subtle, you see? Eventually I hope he gets an eye-patch, too.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 13:15 (thirteen years ago) link

(Come to think of it, it's Holden's college edumacated woman that didn't know how to take the safety off the handgun, so maybe they taught the shootin' right out of her at that fancy school of hers!)

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 13:16 (thirteen years ago) link

the atlanta stuff upthread is kinda stupid, isn't it made explicitly clear in episode 1 that there was supposed to be a refugee centre or some sort of refuge in atlanta, people could have come from anywhere...

I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 13:31 (thirteen years ago) link

an episode ago ricks wife was taking it deep in the woods from shane, now she doesn't want to talk to him or want him around?

also are we gonna get an explanation on how this zombie apocalypse came to be?

Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 14:23 (thirteen years ago) link

did you guys WANT a suspense-filled season finale with the guy finding his family at the end of the episode, cue orchestral score? it was totally a good thing that they got it out of the way early and without too much ado.

some dude, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 14:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Don't y'all see, though? Rick's wife is female and therefore weak, and needed a man ASAP not just to care for her and her kid in the zombie apocalypse but to give her a little action. I mean, what, it'd been a couple of weeks, right? And he did say her husband was dead and all. Plus, the prospect of everyone you know being torn apart and eaten is a little sexy, isn't it? /sarcasm

The chronology of this show is still pretty vague. I assume a few days at least pass between eps. When Rick wakes up in the hospital obviously it'd only been a few days with him unattended (otherwise he would have died of dehydration), and perhaps up to a week or so since the zombies first appeared. But how long has it been since he woke up? Weeks? At least in the comic you could gauge by length of beard, but these dudes are staying pretty trimmed and tidy so far.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Having lived in urban Atlanta for about 25 years, lemme just say that you don't have to go too far to find guys like Merle.

also are we gonna get an explanation on how this zombie apocalypse came to be?

― Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Wednesday, November 17, 2010 9:23 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

Probably not. You never do in the comic.

KyleP (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 14:50 (thirteen years ago) link

an episode ago ricks wife was taking it deep in the woods from shane, now she doesn't want to talk to him or want him around?

Dude, he told her that her husband was 100% absolutely dead when he was in a position to know he wasn't.

I assume a few days at least pass between eps.

????? Second and third eps clearly take place on consecutive days. Glenn hauls ass out of downtown Atlanta in the muscle car at the end of episode 2, shows up at camp in it at beginning of episode 3. Rick shows up, reunites with family, the next morning he decides to go back into town and rescue Merle.

When Rick wakes up in the hospital obviously it'd only been a few days with him unattended (otherwise he would have died of dehydration), and perhaps up to a week or so since the zombies first appeared

Clearly a lot longer than that. When he takes Morgan and his kid to the police station to take a hot shower in the first episode, Morgan says the gas lines have been out everywhere for more than a month. Presumably the hospital was relatively secure for some time after the initial outbreak -- they had the time and security to lock a bunch of zombies in the cafeteria and paint a warning on the door -- and was eventually just overrun, at which point Rick was no longer actively being taken care of.

Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 15:06 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean I suppose maybe the show isn't making this stuff clear enough, but I'm not that bright and I can suss it out.

Actually, from the time Rick rides into downtown Atlanta on the horse at the end of the pilot, and hides in the tank, the total amount of time that has passed over 2.5 episodes is obviously two (2) days.

Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 15:08 (thirteen years ago) link

ah thats right phil, that skipped my mind that he told her that.

Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 15:12 (thirteen years ago) link

i've been watching this and have been enjoying it for the most part, but i really wish they had used this "oops i thought you were dead so i started fucking this other guy" thing as an opportunity to make the story more, i dunno, garishly sexy/pagan/who the fuck cares about monogamy in the zombie apocalypse THAN using it as an opportunity for a female character to feel bad/get shamed.

more real batshit crazy, less moralizing pls!

The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm sorry that your sick polygamist lifestyle isn't reflected in the show. Maybe you should be watching Caligula instead.

KyleP (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 15:31 (thirteen years ago) link

whoa hold on there -- we're talking about a tv show about zombies
i don't expect realism

The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link

did you guys WANT a suspense-filled season finale with the guy finding his family at the end of the episode, cue orchestral score? it was totally a good thing that they got it out of the way early and without too much ado.

― some dude, Wednesday, November 17, 2010 8:31 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

whereas a season finale of "omg he knows his wife slept with his best friend now!" is so much more appealing.

reckon you should stfu (bnw), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 15:54 (thirteen years ago) link

i want everyone to be more disgusting, not just one guy, the woman who slept with him, and the rednecks

The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 15:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Having lived in urban Atlanta America for about 35 years, lemme just say that you don't have to go too far to find guys like Merle.

OK so maybe this is all super obvious to all you observational geniuses, but just how long was Rick in the hospital unattended? Like I said, could not have been too long - he'd have died of dehydration. So he was (inexplicably?) in the hospital for a month, more or less unconscious? Or at least so totally out of it the last thing he remembers is Shane bringing him flowers? Which we can presume happened before the outbreak? This is all minor stuff, and inessential to the story, but still sort of sloppy. Esp. given that much of the suspense is (or will be, or should be) driven by running out of food and ammo, that sort of thing, which are both linked to a firm timeline. It takes a lot of cans of beans to feed, what, over a dozen people? Just sayin'. This isn't nit-picking, either. It's a show about survival, but right now it seems like, I dunno, "Red Dawn" or something. "Red Dawn of the Dead?" Shouldn't matter, but we're already halfway through this initial run.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 16:09 (thirteen years ago) link

"WOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLVERRRRRRRRRRZOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!

Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Red Dawn rules bro

KyleP (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 16:11 (thirteen years ago) link

AVENGE MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

KyleP (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 16:11 (thirteen years ago) link

one of swayze's best roles.

Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link

I love the scene where he screams at everyone not to cry

KyleP (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 16:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Red Dawn of the Dead needs to be a video game

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 16:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Everything this show does is clumsy, it's more like a bad SyFy series than any of the good cable dramas we've gotten used.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 16:26 (thirteen years ago) link

still liking this, but hoping theres more subtlety to shanes character than what is sitting there on the surface - i can certainly see dude making the decision to say "yer husband is totes dead" if he watched the hospital overrun knowing dude was in a coma. in fact it would be kinda cruel not to do so, right? false hopes and all of that. as for the boning, well, crisis makes for strange emotional decisions in the interest of comfort so eh i dont see it as a damning moral error or anything

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 16:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Don't y'all see, though? Rick's wife is female and therefore weak, and needed a man ASAP not just to care for her and her kid in the zombie apocalypse but to give her a little action. I mean, what, it'd been a couple of weeks, right? And he did say her husband was dead and all. Plus, the prospect of everyone you know being torn apart and eaten is a little sexy, isn't it? /sarcasm

this interpretation is more sexist than anything on the show. maybe she was having an affair, and if she did want a little action why would that be weak? people having an affair or being sexually promiscuous is hardly an indictment of their character or a gender specific issue.

seriously can't stand when people overstate their "liberal" case and end up sounding worse than whatever they're criticising.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 16:38 (thirteen years ago) link

still liking this, but hoping theres more subtlety to shanes character than what is sitting there on the surface - i can certainly see dude making the decision to say "yer husband is totes dead" if he watched the hospital overrun knowing dude was in a coma. in fact it would be kinda cruel not to do so, right? false hopes and all of that. as for the boning, well, crisis makes for strange emotional decisions in the interest of comfort so eh i dont see it as a damning moral error or anything

― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, November 17, 2010 11:29 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

Yeah, I can think of a lot of justifiable reasons for telling someone their husband is dead in the middle of a zombie crisis, so there's plenty of room for nuance there if they want to go that route. As for how long Rick was left unattended in the hospital, common sense provides you with an answer - how long can you survive without water? A week to ten days, at most? ~*~*well there you go*~*~

KyleP (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 16:44 (thirteen years ago) link

I agree, Local Garda.

KyleP (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 16:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Who am I to judge whether having sex in the woods while zombies run amuck is a good idea or not? I'm just a big liberal sexist.

Seriously, though, in any other horror film or show or whatever, doing so would be grounds for instant death, mostly for being stupid but also for waving the big red flag of horror movie morality. (In this case, if it keeps to the comic, it's also a set up for an obvious major plot development). And anyway, it'd be one thing if this were a one-off sort of thing, but this thread has already pointed out this show's dubious view of gender equality, perhaps disguised as "characterization," but perhaps not, given its consistency. Frankly, we don't know enough about any of these people to judge fairly, and they did hint that Rick and his wife (what is her name?) did not have the best marriage. I can't remember, but I think TV Shane has already lasted longer than comic book Shane, so who knows what is going on.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link

just how long was Rick in the hospital unattended? Like I said, could not have been too long - he'd have died of dehydration.
He had an IV in so maybe the RNs hung a coupla bags of normal saline, set the drip rate to run over a few days.

kate78, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link

I think that could be it. IV to the rescue (though beard gauge says it's been about a week).

And by way, my earlier "interpretation" of the wife in the woods was no such thing, hence the "sarcasm" tag. Just taken in context with the rest of the show it portrays the wife as submissive and not necessarily strong, but again that's largely due to lazy stereotypes and lack of development thus far.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 16:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Just taken in context with the rest of the show it portrays the wife as submissive and not necessarily strong, but again that's largely due to lazy stereotypes and lack of development thus far.
Seriously, this is otm. Also Rick has this obvious macho thing going on and that kid is always like DADDY and you cannot tell me that they are doing anything out of the ordinary wrt gender stereotypes here

i'm not saying it's offensive, it's just boring

The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 17:17 (thirteen years ago) link

the kid = Carl, which is a hilarious name for a kid and the only thing i consistently lol at during this show

The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 17:18 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah who the hell names anyone Carl.

Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 17:19 (thirteen years ago) link

i dunno, i just find it amusing for some reason

The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 17:20 (thirteen years ago) link

like if his name were Gary

The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 17:20 (thirteen years ago) link

or Russ

Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 17:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Rick's a big Aqua Teen Hunger Force fan? Hmm, probably not.

Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Just taken in context with the rest of the show it portrays the wife as submissive and not necessarily strong, but again that's largely due to lazy stereotypes and lack of development thus far.
Seriously, this is otm. Also Rick has this obvious macho thing going on and that kid is always like DADDY and you cannot tell me that they are doing anything out of the ordinary wrt gender stereotypes here

i'm not saying it's offensive, it's just boring

― The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Wednesday, November 17, 2010 12:17 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

Do you really need some crazy grand guignol homo orgy to not be bored by something? I bought into the reunion scene, emotionally I mean. Couldn't help but think about when I was a kid and how sad I'd get when my dad was gone for weeks at a time on business ):

KyleP (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 17:29 (thirteen years ago) link

what's your problem?!
no, i don't -- i just find stereotypes this broad kind of boring

The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 17:35 (thirteen years ago) link

A child being excited to see his presumed-dead father... what a snooze of a stereotype!!!! Wake me up when they're done with all these shitty HUMAN EMOTIONS beep boop

KyleP (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Dude, the characters are stereotypes, the story thus far zombie boilerplate. You want some HUMAN EMOTIONS, read "The Road." This is short-cut, broad-stroke television, through and through, as short-cuts/broad-strokes is what gets viewers. But if you look at past serialized shows, sometimes the writers don't bring their "A" game until season 2, as if they're not willing to get totally invested in a story that may get canned after a mere 6 eps. So yes, stereotypes and boilerplate are a problem, but they're not a real problem unless they keep up through the next season. Keeping the books in mind, I suspect they thankfully won't.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link

TamTam, I don't think anyone's dumping on you specifically for having an emotional response to the father/son relationship. Lechera's talking bigger picture, and isn't into the stereotypes of the show in general, not just the father son but the whole pot o' zombies.

Let's all take a step back for a second, maybe?

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link

and its only a tv show....

Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Tamtam, you can have an emotional response to whatever you want, but that doesn't mean that (1) i need to have one or (2) that if i don't, i am a gigantic superfreak.

taking a step back seems like a good idea

The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 18:35 (thirteen years ago) link


Loved the show. This thread is going to suck though

― Jeff, Tuesday, November 2, 2010 11:04 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

circa1916, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link

OTM

Jeff, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

i knew there was a reason i didn't read it until now, and i wish i hadn't
oh well

will continue to watch to see what happens

The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link

I was just needling The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera) for the purpose of humor, I thought all my really exaggerated misrepresentations of her/his arguments got that across, sorry. "and that kid is always like DADDY" is still a weird thing to call the show out for. Should he have met his dead dad with an icy stare and dryly said "hello father"? And you literally were calling for a pagan orgy earlier, but now it's just "oh I don't respond to stereotypes"? C'mon.

KyleP (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 18:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Enough already.

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link

yes this is a thread about zombies and doggy style sex in the woods. no more arguing.

Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 18:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine is a very funny username, btw.

KyleP (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 19:06 (thirteen years ago) link

thanks.

Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link

A salient point was raised earlier. If this camp of survivors knows how bad it is in Atlanta, why the hell are they still so close thereto? It didn't seem like there were that many zombos in the town where the story initially started, right? Wouldn't something like that be smarter than right outside zombo central?

Sauvignon Blanc Mange (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 19:41 (thirteen years ago) link

lol "zombo"

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 19:42 (thirteen years ago) link

I think they were staying far enough away for safety, close enough for Glenn & crew to go to town for supply runs?

Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Well, clearly they're about to move, what with the "wow, a zombie near camp!" epiphany.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 19:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Actually, that's one thing that did niggle at me a little... would the supplies you get in downtown Atlanta be any better than what you'd get at a suburban Wal Mart? I feel like probably not, especially for their needs.

Onigaga (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Hah, maybe they'll all eventually wagon train to Bentonville, Arkansas!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 20:28 (thirteen years ago) link

A long time ago I happened to be kicking around "last man on earth" story ideas at the same time I was working at a grocery wholesaler. The warehouse-exploration possibilities were pretty ripe for terror.

Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 20:32 (thirteen years ago) link

I want to bump the person that said something along the lines of "I'm not looking forward to the ILX discussion" but I can't find that post anymore
― Life! The Story of Life (CaptainLorax), Thursday, November 4, 2010 11:24 PM (1 week ago)

Loved the show. This thread is going to suck though
― Jeff, Tuesday, November 2, 2010 11:04 AM (2 weeks ago)
― circa1916, Wednesday, November 17, 2010 6:37 PM (2 hours ago)

you found it for me :)

Life! The Story of Life (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 20:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Actually, that's one thing that did niggle at me a little... would the supplies you get in downtown Atlanta be any better than what you'd get at a suburban Wal Mart?

could not find latest chillwave releases at the wal-mart so they had to go into the city

death panel of the mods (Edward III), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 21:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Could have sworn in this past ep when womenfolk were chatting about what they missed most, one said "texting." Coffee maker/texting/vibrator pretty much covers it, though.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link

re: sex argument - having sex in end of the world scenarios isn't uncommon

dirty southern assholes and the cowboy policeman seems to be the atmosphere of the show so far... it's different than other zombie shows/movies that I know of and I like that the show has this extra layer of above zombie apocalypse stuff. but I can see myself being sort of disappointed if the sexism gets worse or continues to pop up at least once in every single episode. it's more prevalent than racism at this point. it wouldn't be so bad if it was limited to only a few terrible people - which is why I'm hoping that Shane isn't going to be betrayed anymore sexist than he already is

meanwhile I do hope that Carl's character gets developed some more because he has favorite potential. some other characters might have potential as well but I'm not really seeing it yet

I don't think the main guy is going to become much more of a character than the straight-man hero type (with little flaws here and there to humanize him). He is going to be kind of boring in that way. the tough decisions he'll probably eventually have to make will build up his character and make him more likable. and he'll probably get some bad ass kill scenes as well

if next week's episode is anything like the preview then we'll be back to zombie survival mode which will undoubtedly be enjoyable. throw in some good special effects, cinematography, sets, zombie makeup, creepiness and badass kill scenes and I'll be set. it doesn't take much for me to enjoy zombie apocalypse stuff

Life! The Story of Life (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link

One did indeed say texting. Which I would miss, but not nearly as much as the whole "safety and not having to worry about getting eaten" thing. Yeesh.

Sauvignon Blanc Mange (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link

A lot of these post-apocalyptic survival questions (rural vs. suburban vs. city for supplies, etc.) are what I wish the show were going to deal with. The comic has done a shitty job of it, I was/am hoping the longer form of a TV series might do better.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 21:57 (thirteen years ago) link

"Eventually I hope he gets an eye-patch, too."
lol, it happens to the main meanie in the comic!

BTW the zombie lynch mob in this episode was kinda upsetting? Like just for a second you're like "aw, poor zombie just wanna eat a little venison; why you gotta beat him like that?"

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 22:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, it took them an awful long time to dispatch the zombie. So maybe they were enjoying it?

re: sex argument - having sex in end of the world scenarios isn't uncommon

No doubt ... if the world is ending. But when the world has ended and you've survived solely on speed, strength and wits? And sudden, horrible death can be around any corner? Anyway, small matter. Why do I seem to recall the Shane/wife thing in the comic being slightly less than fully consensual?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 22:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I think the overtone in the comics is that she's just fucking him because he's become the protector, not because she's enjoying it (as she appeared to be during the fifteen seconds of missionary before doggie)

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 22:57 (thirteen years ago) link

er, 'fucked him' I don't remember the comic ever saying it happened more than once

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 22:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Pretty good episode, IMO.

Once the necklace appeared, death was imminent.

Sauvignon Blanc Mange (B.L.A.M.), Monday, 22 November 2010 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link

i was a little underwhelmed by the latin kings benevolent gangster association; this show has sort of a glancing understanding of people

old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 November 2010 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

but a good understanding of zombies, so

old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 November 2010 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm still on UK pace, but glad someone else has addressed stupidity of sawing off hand rather than sawing off cuff.

ailsa, Monday, 22 November 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link

i was a little underwhelmed by the latin kings benevolent gangster association; this show has sort of a glancing understanding of people

― old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Monday, November 22, 2010 1:39 PM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark

Hah, yeah, I'll say.

Didn't dig that episode as much... was kinda WTFing at the vatos the whole time. Stuff like the opening scene... I get that it was just stuffed in so we'd care when that girl died, but the show hasn't really earned scenes like that since we don't know or care about the characters... I couldn't even remember the names of the sisters.

I'm still on UK pace, but glad someone else has addressed stupidity of sawing off hand rather than sawing off cuff.

― ailsa, Monday, November 22, 2010 1:42 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

Did you see how flimsy that hacksaw was?

Onigaga (Princess TamTam), Monday, 22 November 2010 18:47 (thirteen years ago) link

I think I remember reading the creator going on about how WD was really about people - not zombies. Yeah OK.

Darin, Monday, 22 November 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link

couldn't saw off cuff, but why not just the thumb?

Gukbe, Monday, 22 November 2010 19:00 (thirteen years ago) link

^^ like any good zombie story, really. It's about how people react and the way relationships evolve. xpost

Not buying the gangbanger with a heart of gold crap, though.

kate78, Monday, 22 November 2010 19:01 (thirteen years ago) link

^^ like any good zombie story, really. It's about how people react and the way relationships evolve. xpost

Not buying the gangbanger with a heart of gold crap, though.

― kate78, Monday, November 22, 2010 2:01 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

Yeah, I don't really have a problem with them wanting to focus on the human drama - can you think of any great zombie story where that wasn't one of the most important elements? - it just has to be well done. I just didn't buy into it so much in this episode.

Onigaga (Princess TamTam), Monday, 22 November 2010 19:09 (thirteen years ago) link

in a perfect world, i think six episodes of the sheriff finding his way to the family and then a full season of "life in the encampment" woulda been the right way to go, but everything I read leads me to believe they had this set up to cut bait if it was a ratings disaster so they likely needed to rush out a solid one shot storyline for DVD resale in worst case scenario.
My hope is that, now that they have solid ground underneath them and a lot of potential storylines old and new to move into, that they take their time and build up characters and explore relationships and GET BETTER WRITERS
clearly we've got the "what do i do with the body when i know it's going to turn" and the inevitable return of merle on the horizon but if we can

SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER

put the survivors on the road to the prison or the farm, put merle down or elevate him to a boogeyman either way and get moving into season two, I'll be looking forward to better storylines ahead.

old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 November 2010 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link

this show is terrible

┌▪┌▫┌▪┌▫ EXIT ▪┐▫┐▫┐ (Lamp), Monday, 22 November 2010 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link

you are terrible (unless you are a zombie in which case an exception would be made for you)

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 22 November 2010 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link

show's not terrible, but that was a pretty spotty ep.

Simon H., Monday, 22 November 2010 21:26 (thirteen years ago) link

just the sort of nuanced reaction id expect from sum1 that likes this show... (xp)

on the real tho is there a single thing in any post-pilot episode that is not just the worst? the acting, the dialogue, the editing, the shotmaking, the storyline, just everything? its just so mediocre, always.

┌▪┌▫┌▪┌▫ EXIT ▪┐▫┐▫┐ (Lamp), Monday, 22 November 2010 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link

I checked out already, couldn't hack another week

tween-justin-bieber-riot-of-09-pandemonium-arrests-terror+tweeting (Edward III), Monday, 22 November 2010 21:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Better writers is def key to the future of this show, imho. I think AMC may of skimped in that dept. assuming this show would just be a 6 ep miniseries ala that terrible Prisoner remake last year.

Darin, Monday, 22 November 2010 21:29 (thirteen years ago) link

learned via the AV Club recap this week that AMC kinda hedged their bets in a few ways - now that it's getting huge numbers, I wonder how they'll reconfigure things next season.

Simon H., Monday, 22 November 2010 21:34 (thirteen years ago) link

that entire fishing monologue was a load of fucking rubbish. like seriously so tedious and not actually emotionally affecting that it was hard to pay attention to it. that said the death was quite shocking. i'm surprised at how the high gore level makes the characters more believable as human beings. something about seeing someone ripped to pieces makes them less like a tv construction.

still like this show but that was the worst episode so far in my opinion.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 22 November 2010 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link

^basically agree with this
major success of this suggests to me that there's an audience that will eat up any hardcore horror continuing dramatic series as long as it's sufficiently long on character building and grue
i think depp and burton are doing a dark shadows remake movie, if they weren't that would be on next seasons lineup fer shure
more monster mash on the horizon no doubt

old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 November 2010 21:50 (thirteen years ago) link

i think depp and burton are doing a dark shadows remake movie,

*shudder*

Onigaga (Princess TamTam), Monday, 22 November 2010 21:57 (thirteen years ago) link

on the real tho is there a single thing in any post-pilot episode that is not just the worst? the acting, the dialogue, the editing, the shotmaking, the storyline, just everything? its just so mediocre, always.

― ┌▪┌▫┌▪┌▫ EXIT ▪┐▫┐▫┐ (Lamp), Monday, November 22, 2010 4:27 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol whats wrong with the editing? my word... this editing is atrocious!! *pinces-nez flies from face*

Onigaga (Princess TamTam), Monday, 22 November 2010 22:00 (thirteen years ago) link

not even the smallest detail cld be left out in order to convey to totality of my disgust & displeasure

i have strong things to say about the location scouting too - that 'mall' or w/e looked fukken ridiculous

┌▪┌▫┌▪┌▫ EXIT ▪┐▫┐▫┐ (Lamp), Monday, 22 November 2010 22:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Stuff like the opening scene... I get that it was just stuffed in so we'd care when that girl died, but the show hasn't really earned scenes like that since we don't know or care about the characters...

you could easily argue that this scene was building the character for the girl that lived

more like "Age of Nadz" (CaptainLorax), Monday, 22 November 2010 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link

"building the character for the girl that lived" sounds like the title of a dvd extra for season 1

old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 November 2010 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link

hopefully it involves time-lapse photography

tween-justin-bieber-riot-of-09-pandemonium-arrests-terror+tweeting (Edward III), Monday, 22 November 2010 22:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Yah really, why would all those young guys be Latino? Thought the whole point of an apocalypse is it threw disparate people together in the same boat, with one goal... SURVIVAL.

I was feeling the Atlanta stuff up until that ludicrousness though. The final camp attack was good also. This show does do good action. And I like the Korean kid and the old duffer with the hat and the RV.

A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Still enjoying this. Camp attack was decent, and I was upset to see Andrea's sister get chomped.

>why would all those young guys be Latino?

I thought the implication was that they *were* some kind of gang? So if they're already used to handling weapons, using them, and having each other's backs then it seems possible they'd make it through the initial days of the zombie horde better than lone families? Obv. I might have misread this, and I'm not sure how many gang leaders do a bit of janitorial work on the side (like Guillermo), but it didn't sit too uncomfortably with me.

Bill A, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 08:18 (thirteen years ago) link

How did the dead find them? Like just at random? You'd sort of assume given there were lots of "geeks" that something specific led them. Merle maybe? Or just inexplicable "they found them because they did.."

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 10:31 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't think they were ever a real gang, just a bunch of grandsons going to check on Abue.. Still, wouldn't expect so many cholos in Atlanta? I was half-expecting the surprise to be that none of them had any bullets... cuz why would you be so concerned about one bag of guns when three dozen of you already had pistols?

Kerm, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 12:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Haven't mustered the interest to watch this latest ep yet, but beginning to suspect this show would work better not as a survivor tale but simply as a weekly zombies-on-the-rampage series. Like, each week a different camp somewhere in the States (world?) is overrun by zombies. Because as a survivor's tale it's backing itself further and further into a corner, given that there will/can never be a satisfying conclusion to the narrative, and the show will inevitably run out of steam/money/viewers before it gets anywhere close to that point, anyway. If we grow to care about any of these people, they can't really kill them off, or at least not with any frequency. If we never care about them ... then who cares, right?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 15:38 (thirteen years ago) link

If we grow to care about any of these people, they can't really kill them off, or at least not with any frequency. If we never care about them ... then who cares, right?

The comic has been surprisingly unafraid to kill main characters. Of course, you may hate the comic, but it hasn't hurt the narrative.

I suspect the promo image here gives a good clue as to who will styill be standing at the first series end: http://media.amctv.com/img/originals/walking-dead/downloads/TWD-800x600-2PRE.jpg

buildings with goats on the roof (James Morrison), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Actually, Amy's in that picture, so I'm probably wrong.

buildings with goats on the roof (James Morrison), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:10 (thirteen years ago) link

You know what? I liked this last episode. It actually reminded me of a stand-alone issue of the comic (coincidence that Kirkland wrote it, or has he been writing them all?) The dialogue was corny, but the acting was strong, and if the search for Merle remains stupid, lots of other stuff was pretty right on. And for once, no lame ragging on the women folk.

(Though I was dubious about how those dudes apparently ran several miles from downtown Atlanta to the camp in 100 degree weather, carrying guns, with no food and water, to arrive just in time to help fight the zombies)

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 03:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Actually, Amy's in that picture, so I'm probably wrong.

And they're not going to kill off the lone black guy.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 04:01 (thirteen years ago) link

I've read most of the comic and I'm pretty glad this show is not as stupid as the comic. In fact it's quite good, enough that I wish I hadn't read the comic and know all the corny plotting and stupid story arcs that may or may not be coming up.

fields of salmon, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 05:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Not to say that this show is never corny or stupid, but the comic... holy shit.

fields of salmon, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 05:47 (thirteen years ago) link

I've been reading the comic & finding it kind of a chore. Glad I'm not alone...

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 05:55 (thirteen years ago) link

And they're not going to kill off the lone black guy.

Oh, don't worry, they'll sub in for him soon enough, so long as they're keeping some VERY popular comic characters.

Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 11:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, methinks the lone black guy (in Atlanta!) won't be alone for long.

EW article (which also addresses the lack of a clear ending) implied this short season was rushed, which I imagine affected the writing as well. Curious to see how well things improve next year. Downside of EW article is that (and these aren't really spoilers, but just FYI) Shane and Merle are apparently sticking around, with a non-denial denial that Merle may, um, become the Governor. As if that character needed more elements to push him OTT.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 13:20 (thirteen years ago) link

a non-denial denial that Merle may, um, become the Governor

You know, that thought crossed my mind while I was watching the last episode, and I thought, "No, they wouldn't do that." Apparently maybe they would. Huh.

Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 13:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Well, Darabont confirms Merle will not make a reappearance this season, and that the Governor most definitely later will. When the interviewer mentions internet theories that Merle will morph into the Governor, Darabont more or less responds. "Huh, that's interesting. You never know." Or something like that.

Of course, it seems like a weird choice to me, or at least as weird as introducing this Merle guy at all. Again, the show is not lacking for villains or villainy, so who needs a gratuitous vengeful racist psycho? For that matter, when they do get to the Governor, won't they realize it's, um, Merle? Who knows. Darabont says there will not be a cliffhanger this season, though.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 14:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Who is the governor?

Jeff, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 15:35 (thirteen years ago) link

guessing a character from the books yet to emerge

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 15:51 (thirteen years ago) link

correct and one that stirs the soup on one of the longer and more engaging (and most romero-esque) arcs

old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link

How did the dead find them? Like just at random? You'd sort of assume given there were lots of "geeks" that something specific led them. Merle maybe? Or just inexplicable "they found them because they did.."

i was figuring Merle had trucked a bunch up as a sort of revenge.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 23:18 (thirteen years ago) link

watched the 3rd and 4th episodes yesterday afternoon. engaging in that i sought them out and watched them through, abusing my non-authority to override college football games that my gf's dad would have preferred. and i'm sure i'll make time for this season's last two episodes as well. i want to know what happens next (that's the thing about soap operas: you don't really have to like them to get hooked).

"engaging" or not, i still don't like this show. main problem is that i don't really buy or relate to the behavior of the main characters. they're boring and two-dimensional, and i don't believe that people this focused on survival would run their camp so carelessly. i find the main character's relentless moral rectitude more tiresome than inspiring. i'm sick of the casual pandering to gender stereotypes. and for god's sake, quit pushing everything towards unearned pathos.

phish in your sleazebag (contenderizer), Sunday, 28 November 2010 19:31 (thirteen years ago) link

I guess we don't have to worry about dropping spoilers from the comic books anymore.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Monday, 29 November 2010 05:43 (thirteen years ago) link

apparently not!
for those of you who didn't read the books, the CDC thing is totally new.
Also the sheriff's friend gets shot in the head by his son right around the middle of this episode. So much for that plotline.
this was the episode that the dismal writing finally got to me. I have enough impetus to get through one more episode now that they've decided to go all LOST on us but then they damn well better get around to writing these people to sound like human beings

old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 November 2010 06:08 (thirteen years ago) link

I think they sound more like human beings than any of the mannequins Kirkman writes. I thought this was wayyy better than the last ep, but it's still amazing how much they've been spinning their wheels during a six episode season. Nice ending.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipr-wS5iBv0 (Princess TamTam), Monday, 29 November 2010 07:03 (thirteen years ago) link

I dropped this on the 3rd episode - still worth watching?

Mostly the convenient new-car-smell Challenger and the fact that the hick tied to the roof-top did not cut off the pipe he was hooked to, but his own harm for dramatic effect made my eyes roll. The whole conflict between genders is groan inducing. Or, in my case, was.

Good news, everyone! (kelpolaris), Monday, 29 November 2010 07:11 (thirteen years ago) link

*arm, not harm

Good news, everyone! (kelpolaris), Monday, 29 November 2010 07:11 (thirteen years ago) link

It's pretty much the same show still. If you didn't like it enough to keep watching then I don't think you'll find much to like about it two episodes later.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipr-wS5iBv0 (Princess TamTam), Monday, 29 November 2010 07:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Who are these people who are nitpicking a show about zombies on television

Have fun waiting ten more years for the next zombie show to come along

╭∩╮⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠╭∩╮ (jeff), Monday, 29 November 2010 07:29 (thirteen years ago) link

thought this was one of the better episodes.

circa1916, Monday, 29 November 2010 07:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Best episode yet, IMO. Better dialogue, plus I actually teared up at the scene with Jim by the roadside.

Simon H., Monday, 29 November 2010 07:54 (thirteen years ago) link

liked the sort of biblical feel of the door opening...

I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 29 November 2010 12:20 (thirteen years ago) link

I know this is a weird nitpicky nerdy thing to fixate on, but I am having a really hard time believing that zombies could wipe out the U.S.(let alone the rest of the world) in a 2-3 month timespan. If it had been a year, fine.

romoing my damn eyes (Nicole), Monday, 29 November 2010 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link

how did they get to other countries? or is this some kind of pandemic. does the show eventually look at how the virus started?

I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 29 November 2010 15:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Not necc a virus. You don't find out how or why the ppl became zombies.

ENBB, Monday, 29 November 2010 15:11 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah of course could be anything...

I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 29 November 2010 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link

OK prob a virus obv. What I meant was more that I don't think you ever find out how it started.

ENBB, Monday, 29 November 2010 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Robert Kirkman, dumbass:

EW: The whole CDC plot line hints at the possibility that we will find out why the dead have risen, which is something you’ve never explained in your comic book. Why did you decide to avoid that topic?

RK: It occurred to me that, if this were to happen to real people, then real people wouldn’t be concerned with why it’s happening and how to fix it. They would just be concerned with finding food and surviving from day to day. But Frank Darabont said, “We’re in Atlanta and the CDC is based in Atlanta. Why wouldn’t they at least pop by?” And I said, “Huh?” Because I don’t know where the hell the CDC is stationed. I don’t watch the news a lot.

romoing my damn eyes (Nicole), Monday, 29 November 2010 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link

I know this is a weird nitpicky nerdy thing to fixate on, but I am having a really hard time believing that zombies could wipe out the U.S.(let alone the rest of the world) in a 2-3 month timespan. If it had been a year, fine.

That also goes back to how long the Hero was in a coma - are we to assume that the virus/whatever was out there before he got shot but hadn't been bad enough to get to their small town?

I also suspect that if the feds knew what was going on and had a couple of months, the military wouldn't have just had soldiers standing near barricades and stuff.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Monday, 29 November 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link

RK: It occurred to me that, if this were to happen to real people, then real people wouldn’t be concerned with why it’s happening and how to fix it.

Wow. I'm sure that survival would be everyone's first concern, but eventually people are gonna wonder. I mean not everyone is as intellectually incurious as comic book writers.

I mean when bird flu was a big scare everyone wanted to know how to avoid contracting it first and foremost... but people certainly wanted to know how it developed, where it came from, why it was different from other influenza, etc. And that's just a pandemic flu, imagine how intense curiosity would be over something that literally turns people into zombies! I know I certainly wouldn't just be like "oh well, shit happens. lets find something to eat..."

Ignore Me! (Viceroy), Monday, 29 November 2010 21:26 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't believe that people this focused on survival would run their camp so carelessly.

Well, in most zombie apocalypse stuff of this sort, it always takes a while for people to realize just how bad things have gotten. Like, in "Dawn of the Dead," the movie begins with the zombie breakout in progress but just short of the total collapse of civilization, or at least the fall of Pittsburgh. I suppose it's possible the camper just got complacent because there had been no wandering zombies (at least until, um, the episode where a zombie does wander in, so ...).

World War Z again sticks out as one of the few zombie tales that deals with the aftermath and actually comes up with a solution.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 November 2010 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link

the introduction of the CDC guy reminded me of Desmond's introduction in season 2 of LOST

gr8080 of missing ILX (gr8080), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah... not really as cool tho... that opening sequence from s2e1 of lost is one of my fav tv moments ever... show was all downhill from there...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipr-wS5iBv0 (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 04:46 (thirteen years ago) link

btw wb gr80

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipr-wS5iBv0 (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 04:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Episode 5 by far the best yet imo. Dudes zombie bite getting exposed and his totally scetched out panicked explanations if how he was ok was a+++

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 05:48 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm getting bored of this show.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 07:58 (thirteen years ago) link

I am, too. Kinda. Every episode loses me a little bit more. Some kind of emotional hook would be helpful. Giving a guy ten minutes of screen time in one episode and offing him in the next doesn't really count. Hope season 2 is better.

4 out of 5 Fenriz agree. (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 08:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Basically this show is fun when there's zombies to deal with but not that fun when there aren't zombies to deal with.

More zombies, IMO.

gr8080 of missing ILX (gr8080), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 10:21 (thirteen years ago) link

still, I'm hooked.

gr8080 of missing ILX (gr8080), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 10:22 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost ^^^ they are really bad at 'human drama'

just sayin, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 10:22 (thirteen years ago) link

as i said before the graphic nature of the killings makes the shitty characters more sympathetic imo

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, but it sucks that they only become sympathetic when they die

phish in your sleazebag (contenderizer), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe this is true of everyone though

phish in your sleazebag (contenderizer), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

^

old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 00:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Apparently Darabont fired the entire writing staff:

http://tv.ign.com/articles/113/1137550p1.html

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 04:03 (thirteen years ago) link

*applauds*

gr8080 of missing ILX (gr8080), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 04:27 (thirteen years ago) link

I've seen Darabont's movies - hard to believe the writing staff was the real problem here.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 04:34 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, according to that article, Darabont's going to be doing the heavy lifting in the writing dept all by his lonesome, so I'm not holding out hope for a real change in tone or a shift towards subtlety.

Clay, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 05:12 (thirteen years ago) link

can't be worse.

old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 05:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Man, that was easily my least favorite episode yet. So much talk, so many looooooooong goodbyes, so few zombies. The show needs to find a way to ratchet up the tension so that we feel a zombie attack is always imminent. 'Cause, jeez, what a drag all this somber talking is. And then the CDC stuff? That was just goofy, and a literal dead-end. Of course there's no cure! And the only thing that can make this show look cheaper and more single-set is the stick them all in an underground bunker, watching wandering zombies on TV. Though that would be kind of meta ...

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 14:12 (thirteen years ago) link

the preview for "the killing" looked good.

Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 14:40 (thirteen years ago) link

the introduction of the CDC guy reminded me of Desmond's introduction in season 2 of LOST

― gr8080 of missing ILX (gr8080), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 14:28 (2 days ago)

yeah... not really as cool tho... that opening sequence from s2e1 of lost is one of my fav tv moments ever... show was all downhill from there...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipr-wS5iBv0 (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 15:16 (2 days ago)

I don't know. Seems to me that if you were still watching Lost by the end of series 1, you've already eaten more shit than The Walking Dead has served up so far. AT least we haven't had any episode-long "it was all a dream" crap and the like

buildings with goats on the roof (James Morrison), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link

How did that youtube end up in there? Sorry!

buildings with goats on the roof (James Morrison), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link

season 1 and 2 of LOST are fucking awesome wtf r u talking about

gr8080 of missing ILX (gr8080), Thursday, 2 December 2010 00:58 (thirteen years ago) link

I have to admit I know nothing of S2, having bailed after S1's episode where someone was killed off, and then someone else woke up and the whole episode had been a dream

buildings with goats on the roof (James Morrison), Thursday, 2 December 2010 03:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, just want to thank mr. mandelbrot flythrough vertigo, esq. (Edward III) for recommending 'The Signal', because I watched it last night and really, really enjoyed it.

buildings with goats on the roof (James Morrison), Thursday, 2 December 2010 04:17 (thirteen years ago) link

ok guys i havent read most of this thread but i just watched ep 3 and it was basically torture to get through, can anyone present a compelling argument for continuing on with this shit

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 05:21 (thirteen years ago) link

although glimpsing this:

Man, that was easily my least favorite episode yet. So much talk, so many looooooooong goodbyes, so few zombies. The show needs to find a way to ratchet up the tension so that we feel a zombie attack is always imminent. 'Cause, jeez, what a drag all this somber talking is. And then the CDC stuff? That was just goofy, and a literal dead-end. Of course there's no cure! And the only thing that can make this show look cheaper and more single-set is the stick them all in an underground bunker, watching wandering zombies on TV. Though that would be kind of meta ...

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, December 1, 2010 9:12 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark

does not make me hopeful

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 05:21 (thirteen years ago) link

i actually wouldn't mind if this show was all dialogue if it was GOOD and TENSE and compelling and made u feel like u were living in zombie world

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 05:22 (thirteen years ago) link

I only just enjoy this show, but I think it's worth watching for the narrative possibilities in season 2. But on the basis of the rest of the 1st season's six episodes, if you found episode 3 torture to get through then I wouldn't bother. I will say episode 4 and 5 are better though.

Gukbe, Monday, 6 December 2010 05:28 (thirteen years ago) link

"narrative possibilities in season 2" = * sound of toilet flushing *

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 05:29 (thirteen years ago) link

I wouldn't blame you.

Still, a long-running zombie series does have a lot of potential. I've never read the books and don't intend to, so I can't say how much it worked there, but I like the idea of it. Even though the thought of Frank Darabont writing every episode of the second season doesn't get me particularly excited (I'm not really a fan of his), I think it's heartening that he sacked the writing staff. He must realize that there is definite room for improvement, especially since the strong ratings that have continued since the premiere seem to indicate that nobody really had to do change much to stay successful.

Gukbe, Monday, 6 December 2010 05:42 (thirteen years ago) link

I liked about half of this but boy was that a crappy finale.

Simon H., Monday, 6 December 2010 06:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Hated that episode so much.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Monday, 6 December 2010 07:35 (thirteen years ago) link

o man they couldnt even pull it together for the finale eh

why is THIS show of all things doing so well

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 13:24 (thirteen years ago) link

nerds on the internet love zombies

ed smanger (cozen), Monday, 6 December 2010 14:58 (thirteen years ago) link

hoping the improvement from this 6 part first season is going to be similar to the improvement parks & rec got when it jumped to 20+ eps

SPOILER

so did the doctor tell andrew lincoln that his kid is carrying?

ed smanger (cozen), Monday, 6 December 2010 14:59 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i53.tinypic.com/2mgoxnl.jpg

jk I didn't enjoy this.

THX THO... (Nicole), Monday, 6 December 2010 15:06 (thirteen years ago) link

i thought the finale was sick as hellllll

Princess TamTam, Monday, 6 December 2010 15:12 (thirteen years ago) link

SPOILER

i even choked up a lil when blacklady and mr. truman show held hands at the end ;_;

Princess TamTam, Monday, 6 December 2010 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link

btw i also choked up at the ending of Deep Impact so

Princess TamTam, Monday, 6 December 2010 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link

i asked my friend what he thought of the finale and he said "computer countdown to an exploding building. that's what i thought of it."

which i cant really argue with. everything in this ep was super obvious and telegraphed, but i will say that a lot of it still worked for me. like when they finally used chekhov's grenade.

i think one thing that's weird about the show/needs to be become better is the fact that it's an ensemble show but everyone aside from rick and shane are total blanks... there's all these big moments that have no impact because we dont know the characters at all. when the old guy and the blonde broad stayed behind that actually did stir something in me a lil, since we knew those characters better, but then they zipped out in time anyway. it was a nice moment, but it took what like 6 episodes to get a character that wasn't a stereotype.

Princess TamTam, Monday, 6 December 2010 17:09 (thirteen years ago) link

what's up. my name? yeah. im T-Dog.

Princess TamTam, Monday, 6 December 2010 17:09 (thirteen years ago) link

checked out after episode 3, mostly because of schedule conflicts or forgetting to watch it, maybe i'll catch up during reruns or on dvd.

omar little, Monday, 6 December 2010 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link

I think they should remake this series as a movie, and then adapt the movie into a graphic novel. Then repeat over and over until it's nothing but zombies.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 December 2010 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link

is there any way they're going towards rick being some anomalous case? i wondered if the doc told him he was carrying or something. i mean tell me if this is nuts but wouldn't that explain shane checking his pulse and not getting a beat etc?

probably a wild theory in truth, anyone got any idea what the doc might have said?

I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:58 (thirteen years ago) link

"this show sucks ass"

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 22:02 (thirteen years ago) link

you are getting kinda morbs-like abt this, slocki

Ward Fowler, Monday, 6 December 2010 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link

haha i was thinking that earlier... gettin uncharacteristic morbs-trotting-into-an-apatow-thread vibes from the s1ockmeister here

Princess TamTam, Monday, 6 December 2010 22:11 (thirteen years ago) link

xp Except that he's right and this show is an overwhelming disappointment.

Clay, Monday, 6 December 2010 22:12 (thirteen years ago) link

i did actually watch half of it

i believe that entitles me to be a wiseass

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 22:12 (thirteen years ago) link

you guys really should've read the comic first, then you'd have been pleasantly surprised by the show

Princess TamTam, Monday, 6 December 2010 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link

i read the first couple trade paperbacks, i thought htey were better than the show

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 22:21 (thirteen years ago) link

god that scene where they're talking abotu missing their vibrators was so so bad, was this talked about upthread

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 22:21 (thirteen years ago) link

i would love it if you'd watch the fourth episode and came back to us with your thoughts

Princess TamTam, Monday, 6 December 2010 22:27 (thirteen years ago) link

i can make that happen

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link

SPOILER

so did the doctor tell andrew lincoln that his kid is carrying?

Either that, or that everyone already has the disease whether they've been bit or not

buildings with goats on the roof (James Morrison), Monday, 6 December 2010 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Hmm, I can't remember if that was a plot point in the comics or not. Seem to think it was? Or maybe I'm thinking of something else, from World War Z. Regardless, in these sorts of stories everyone has to have the disease, bit or not, because otherwise how would the dead come back to life in the first place, without a first-bite, as it were?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 December 2010 22:43 (thirteen years ago) link

They kind of hit you over the head with the CDC doctor's name: Edwin Jenner. Just a few letters difference to throw you off though. But for this show, that's subtlety.

righteousmaelstrom, Monday, 6 December 2010 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link

I... liked the finale. Much more than the previous couple of episodes. But maybe I'm just a sucker for Lost-style imminent death in a basement "suspense."

mini-skirt and gogol books (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 00:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Haven't watched it yet, but I could have sworn Darabont promised there would be no cliffhanger. So he's a liar-pants?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 01:04 (thirteen years ago) link

there's no cliffhanger

Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 01:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Wow that was a bad cgi explosion. I enjoyed the finale though. This season has been perfectly adequate for my needs; I expected it to be a watchable and occasionally exciting programme about zombies, and it is.

A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah the awful CGI was really terrible-looking and depressing, considering how great the actual zombies looked on this show

some dude, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 01:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Man, that last episode was a real stinker, right down to the talking computer and the, um, grenade deus ex machina. "Oh, by the way, I've been carrying a grenade in my pocket - do you think that might help?"

I've actually hated the CGI throughout this thing - the zombie make-up has been great, but pretty much all the kills have been all "Resident Evil (the game) level graphics. My only hope for this show is that these first few eps were apparently rushed, and with new writers and more time things can only get better.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:46 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah the firing writers thing is totally encouraging, if they get someone more talented to take this ball and run with it now that they've got a hit they might really have something

some dude, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Here is a grenade. Perhaps you, the master of grenading, can use it to unlock that window.

Lou Ferrigno (Hulken) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 05:23 (thirteen years ago) link

my roomates theory is his wife is pregnant

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 07:29 (thirteen years ago) link

some shonky physics in the last ep. shouldn't a thermobaric weapon toss everything in its immediate surroundings around a bit ~shrug~

ed smanger (cozen), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 08:57 (thirteen years ago) link

zombies are kinda shonky science /par excellence/ tho so I'm not grousing

smoke on this^ one (cozen), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 09:01 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't think mad doctor told Rick they were all infected. Or maybe he did and at the start of the 2nd season they all turn into zombies and the show is about them looking for braiiiiins. Would make the show a whole lot better because I don't see how they could write bad dialogues for zombies. I guess he probably told Rick that his wife is pregnant though.
Don't think I'll watch s02 because this show has become really awful really fast.

Jibe, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 11:03 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe he told rick that all of rick's companions are lame shitheads and who gives a fuck /slocki

╭∩╮⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠╭∩╮ (jeff), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 11:08 (thirteen years ago) link

don't take the red herring bait; the "whisper whisper whisper" was the lamest par of that ep and dug deep into LOST bullshit
i'm in for one more season because new writers new writers new writers new writers
man, when they showed ads for breaking bad i remembered how much i missed that show.

Lou Ferrigno (Hulken) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 12:08 (thirteen years ago) link

lol I gave up on walking dead and started watching breaking bad

champagne for my t-friends (Edward III), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link

They're also going to have a crossover special called Walking Bad.

THX THO... (Nicole), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Walking Bad Men

A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:21 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm in for one more season because new writers new writers new writers new writers

― Lou Ferrigno (Hulken) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, December 7, 2010 7:08 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

didnt darabont fire the writers cuz he was doing all the writing himself?

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Don't think he said just what was up, but the implication was he was going to rely on freelancers for the time being. Which could be the way to go - contract out to genre nerds who know what's up a la "Star Trek."" Regardless, when your show is being run/produced by one of Hollywood's top-paid rewrite guys, expect him to have a hand in every script.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:47 (thirteen years ago) link

if they go all "what zombie adventure will the crew run into today" with a thruline of longer plot threads, a'la xfiles, this show could take off.
the real important equation is "more zombies in episode = more enjoyment I get from said episode"

Lou Ferrigno (Hulken) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:53 (thirteen years ago) link

totes. more actual suspenseful shit, less boring people hanging out in tents, imo

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:59 (thirteen years ago) link

and FUCK human on human violence, this is a goddamn zombie show.

Lou Ferrigno (Hulken) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:01 (thirteen years ago) link

the sequence where dude ran away from military executing patients in the hall into the arms of the undead underlined my distaste for this "WHO IS TRULY THE MONSTER DO U C" bullshit

Lou Ferrigno (Hulken) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:02 (thirteen years ago) link

My first thought was that the doctor saw the attempted rape over one of the security cameras.

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:10 (thirteen years ago) link

i dont think i need to even see the remaining eps, i can just figure them out from these dumbass plot points you guys are talking about

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:11 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm just waiting for the xmas special, the Walking Dead in a Winter Wonderland.

THX THO... (Nicole), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 16:09 (thirteen years ago) link

s1ocki or just keep reading this thread, you'll sure get one over on yourself then.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link

that's what im saying

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 16:57 (thirteen years ago) link

At least Carl the kid finally got to taste wine and say "ew gross!"

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Haha, that was such an awful scene. The acting is uniformly terrible in this, but as long as they keep up the gore and some of the great shots (some of the framing is incredible) I'll probably keep watching.

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link

I still can't believe they blew their final episode budget on a lame underground compound and not on, you know, zombie hordes.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^

gr8080 of missing ILX (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link

if they go all "what zombie adventure will the crew run into today" with a thruline of longer plot threads, a'la xfiles, this show could take off.
the real important equation is "more zombies in episode = more enjoyment I get from said episode"

― Lou Ferrigno (Hulken) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, December 7, 2010 9:53 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

idk i think the survivalism aspect is more interesting than the zombies

here's how every zombie encounter will go down: there's a horde of zombies, a bunch of them will get shot/chopped in the head with an axe, someone maybe gets overwhelmed and eaten and it's real sad ;_;, repeat

Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 18:47 (thirteen years ago) link

o come on tamtam, u know the comic better than that

Lou Ferrigno (Hulken) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 20:05 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought they were out of fuel when they got to the CDC, which was why they couldn't get back in the car and go to Fort Benning when it looked like the CDC was empty. But how is this problem solved at the end of the episode? It's clear Jenner didn't have surplus gasoline. Also, once they were in Atlanta and the CDC looked shut, why wouldn't they go back to the nursing home and take shelter there?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Probably the same reason why they had to stop the RV when the hose burst, but yet it was suddenly not an issue once they dumped the guy that was bit against the tree and left him to die.

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 15:48 (thirteen years ago) link

scientist guy had a long fucking time to figure out how to fix the auto-destruct in that fucking joint too. maybe keeping some of the lights off in that cavernous place, not playing classical music while you're running experiments and not taking hot showers every night woulda been a good call to conserve energy? Pretty sure that google voice of god thing was a pretty big power suck to leave on all the time too.

Lou Ferrigno (Hulken) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link

They did a facile "oh, there's a service station just down the road, I'll go get a hose while you dump the dude against the tree" bit, but the lack of fuel is a total whoops -- unless S2 picks up 20 minutes later with everybody walking down the road with gas cans.

pixel farmer, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 16:31 (thirteen years ago) link

renewable energy my friends. they used zombies as fuel...

Indian Food 2 Electric Vindaloo (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Has there ever been a zombie story set hundreds of years after the beginning of the plague, with the living and the dead having co-existed for generations? If not, my idea.

A brownish area with points (chap), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link

what would be awesome is if over time in 'the walking dead', the zombies and the humans are forced into some kind of, shall we say, uneasy alliance. maybe eventually there would be zombie/human love stories in the mix? maybe this alliance would be on the run from more "evil" zombies, and the humans and the good zombies have to find a new home. there should also be one character who has visions of the future depicted in bad art.

omar little, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Odds of ever seeing those nursing home gangsters we've grown to love ever again? None.

They didn't go to the fort because it was 150 miles away and getting dark. Or something. "CDC" lab was living large, given the limited resources. That lame throwaway line about fossil fuels was no excuse for lack of solar power.

How long would power remain on with no one manning the stations, btw? What happens to nuclear?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah and shane would take a zombie doggystyle in a trash bin.

Indian Food 2 Electric Vindaloo (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Fido. xpost

kate78, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link

They did a facile "oh, there's a service station just down the road, I'll go get a hose while you dump the dude against the tree" bit

Yeah, but Shane and the other guy that were going to go get it never left, because they specifically showed Shane saying goodbye to Jim.

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link

what would be awesome is if over time in 'the walking dead', the zombies and the humans are forced into some kind of, shall we say, uneasy alliance. maybe eventually there would be zombie/human love stories in the mix? maybe this alliance would be on the run from more "evil" zombies, and the humans and the good zombies have to find a new home. there should also be one character who has visions of the future depicted in bad art.

― omar little, Wednesday, December 8, 2010 12:59 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark

lmfao

Princess TamTam, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link

the zombies are angels, actually - think about how much sense that makes

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

shane needs to be put on trial i think, maybe defended by a dime store attorney they find hiding in some underbrush. a trial sounds ridiculous, sure, but they just want to retain order, bring civilization back to a world made uncivilized by an apocalyptic event. maybe they're being naive, or maybe it's just a way to forget that everyone they know is dead.

omar little, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link

psyched to see who the "final five" zombies are

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, but Shane and the other guy that were going to go get it never left, because they specifically showed Shane saying goodbye to Jim.

I think maybe they waited for them to get back before hauling Jim off to the tree? I mean, I guess they could have showed the waiting in real time but . . .

Pro tip: Sometimes in movies and TV things happen offscreen or time elapses.

Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

thanks, pro

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.tremendousupsidepotential.com/img/jeff-probst.jpg
i'll go tally the zombies.

Indian Food 2 Electric Vindaloo (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link

just to warn anyone who wants to defend these bad choices with "yeah, but what you DIDN'T see was" arguments, the point is that this show is pretty fuckin' thin in terms of logic

Lou Ferrigno (Hulken) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

like that the french held out the longest

i just posted (bnw), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link

zombies were just hungry for cigs and baguettes

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm just saying it never even occurred to me that there was supposed to be no time elapsed from "Jim wants to stay behind" to "Whelp, here's your tree!" Not saying the show is perfect in terms of pacing/scripting/whatever, but we're getting into some THRILL TO THE RETURNING-WITH-THE-RADIATOR-HOSE SCENE!! territory here.

Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Has there ever been a zombie story set hundreds of years after the beginning of the plague, with the living and the dead having co-existed for generations? If not, my idea.

― A brownish area with points (chap), Wednesday, December 8, 2010 7:56 AM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark

end of Shaun of the Dead kind of used this as its punchline.

a dude who enjoys the parapet and the extension of one's neck above it (gr8080), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 18:59 (thirteen years ago) link

So it turns out they didn't actually fire any of the writers btw.

Clay, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 22:19 (thirteen years ago) link

link?

Lou Ferrigno (Hulken) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 22:33 (thirteen years ago) link

http://bit.ly/eBq0AW

Clay, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 22:35 (thirteen years ago) link

How long would power remain on with no one manning the stations, btw? What happens to nuclear?

If everything goes according to plan, with nobody around they shut themselves down. If something goes radically wrong, they melt down.

buildings with goats on the roof (James Morrison), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 23:17 (thirteen years ago) link

golden globe nomination: http://blogs.amctv.com/the-walking-dead/2010/12/golden-globe-nomination.php

OFQM (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afcWyJhsBXo&feature=player_embedded

dan m, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^a lot better show this way tbh

dan m, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link

one minute of zombie death in 300 mins of zombie TV = fail.

Simon H., Wednesday, 15 December 2010 16:14 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

do we have a thread on the killing or AMC's versh?

el tuomboto (cozen), Sunday, 6 March 2011 11:15 (thirteen years ago) link

almost feel like we should put it in the Spring 2011 TV premieres thread, but it also feels like the kind of thing that's gonna need its own.

Gukbe, Sunday, 6 March 2011 16:30 (thirteen years ago) link

theres gonna be an amc version? cool!

just sayin, Sunday, 6 March 2011 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link

I started a thread for it.

Gukbe, Sunday, 6 March 2011 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

this was pretty bad

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 14:05 (thirteen years ago) link

i've only seen two eps so far, not loving or hatin just yet.

if you wanna gamble, take that shit to vegas (Ste), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 14:11 (thirteen years ago) link

i especially like how the pretty blonde lady has someone to force her not to kill herself at the end, but no one bothers to try to stop the middle-aged black lady.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Well she wasn't from the X-Files after all

President Keyes, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 14:45 (thirteen years ago) link

i kind of wish that each season was six episodes, and at the end of each season all the characters would have been killed off, and then the next season was a whole new set of characters in some other location dealing with the zombies in their own way. but they still all end up dying eventually.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 23:27 (thirteen years ago) link

i wish someone would argue with me about this show being shitty for the next half-hour i'm stuck at work

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 23:28 (thirteen years ago) link

I disagree that it is shitty because shit can be used as manure and is therefore useful.

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link

i will say that it looked really nice and the effects/makeup were great. everything else about it was meh to ugh

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 23:37 (thirteen years ago) link

after thinking about it more i suppose this show is "ok" but all the best zombie stories i've seen aren't just scary and grisly but pretty funny, too. this show seems afflicted with that self-serious kinda grim determined soap opera-y march through a storyline that a lot of tv shows have, like the kind of shit that the best shows avoid by injecting humor into the proceedings (sopranos, the wire, justified, etc.) it's not really loose or bizarre enough imo and the humor that exists isn't really ingrained, it's forced. a grim show can work, i mean the shield wasn't exactly a barrel of laughs, but the style was pretty loose and the acting was just merciless and out there, i think that helped a lot. this show has a pretty stoic tone and style and kinda hemmed-in acting and idk, i quit after 4 episodes. maybe 3.

omar little, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 23:39 (thirteen years ago) link

it reminds me of how prison break was this show with a pretty interesting storyline lure but oh so serious about it, increasingly so after time, and it just wasn't any fun.

omar little, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 23:41 (thirteen years ago) link

omar, you missed the worst episode.

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 23:42 (thirteen years ago) link

that's a good point. but they didn't really bring anything original to the table before either. they would create these setups we've seen hundreds of times in zombie movies and then spend a really long time on them like they were really interesting ideas. the characters were all pretty blank and/or stereotyped. the dialogue was empty. there wasn't very much action or suspense. so there wasn't any good reason to keep watching.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 23:44 (thirteen years ago) link

i feel like every time i see or read something zombie-related these days the creator(s) are wishing desperately to be original but at the same time any deviation from the formula seems anathema for them and (they fear) the fans, so it creates this world that looks like any other zombie world alternate universe just with different signifiers here and there to differentiate it from romero or w/e. like on paper it sounds like a zombie fan's ideal tv show but they hit everything square on the nose and it's just zzzz....

i feel like i wish i'd seen the whole season so i could talk about this more. esp this worst episode!

omar little, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 23:49 (thirteen years ago) link

omar that's pretty otm

if you wanna gamble, take that shit to vegas (Ste), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 08:19 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Frank 'Majestic' Darabont stepping down, possibly quitting the show altogether: http://www.hitfix.com/blogs/whats-alan-watching/posts/frank-darabont-stepping-down-as-walking-dead-showrunner

Clay, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 02:31 (twelve years ago) link

good

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 03:36 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, good. I predict a rise in gormless zombie attacks and less purgatory portent, but that's good, too.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 03:44 (twelve years ago) link

yeah any take on this material seems more interesting than darabont's tbh

Clay, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 05:41 (twelve years ago) link

The writing in the comic is pretty dire, though. I don't know how anyone could have expected something magical.

fields of salmon, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 07:15 (twelve years ago) link

Comic>show, so whatever it does wrong is more right.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 11:56 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

AMC budgetary public nightmare continues

They did record a profit for the 1st quarter though.

Gukbe, Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

AMC seems to be appallingly run.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:49 (twelve years ago) link

this article was written by darabont's publicists. its all UNNAMED SOURCES SAID FRANK IS A GENIUS AND AMC IS A BUNCH OF SHIT-HEELS.

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

lol:

There also have been no public comments from the cast, and a source with knowledge of the situation says AMC has been "terrorizing" them and their representatives to discourage them from speaking out on Darabont's behalf. "They're scared," confirms another insider. "They're on a zombie show. They are all really easy to kill off."

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Thursday, 11 August 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

AHAHAHA

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 11 August 2011 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

sorry, i got excited

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 11 August 2011 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSdfiARf1v0&feature=related

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 02:16 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

what a terrible concept

conrad, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:44 (twelve years ago) link

That's so stupid. It's like adapting an internet forum to the screen.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:49 (twelve years ago) link

Watch What Happens Live...for a zombie show? Isn't everybody going to sound like Chris Farley's interviewer character from SNL?

bugeila a vag cara chudyll (Nicole), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

if they did that for breaking bad I might watch it

black metal version of "the boy with the thorn in his side" (Edward III), Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

Could've come in handy for Lost! Which obviously is not AMC, but still.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

i mean bbc has been doing this kinda thing for how long now with "confidential"

not reinventing the wheel

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

Do you mean Doctor Who Confidential? Those are just making-of features.

Gukbe, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

BBC did a discussion show during the first couple of seasons of 24. It was utter trash but oddly watchable.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

Could've come in handy for Lost! Which obviously is not AMC, but still.

I would have enjoyed a Lost one, but this show isn't really complex enough that it needs a discussion show.

bugeila a vag cara chudyll (Nicole), Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

These just make me feel like they will be television show versions of TRL

"OMG I LOVE WALKING DEAD SOOOOO MUCH, ZOMBEES RULE!!!!11 CAN I SAY HI 2 MY BESTIE LAURA Z?/?!???!?!?"

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 22 September 2011 19:32 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Freeway scene might be the best set piece this show has done. Still not convinced, even if it broke every cable record or whatever.

encarta it (Gukbe), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

I barely breathed while they were under the cars! I re-watched and it wasn't the least bit scary - definitely a suspense-based thriller.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

Probably the best episode so far, I'm hoping things continue to pick up this season. I think the weakest link is still the cast, not a single one of them really does a convincing job of selling their character imho. I get that is kinda secondary to OMG gore and zombies, but its the only thing keeping this from being an A+ show.

Shocked that it broke like every cable drama record ever though.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:09 (twelve years ago) link

wow, really? I couldn't really watch this past the kid running back to the family after hiding in a tree and sheriff yokum beating the heads of zombies in. The show just sadly isn't that good.

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

Then you missed the digging through zombie guts scene! I didn't - I had just sat down with a nice chicken stir fry at that point D: Note to self: do not eat during The Walking Dead.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

I think the weakest link is still the cast, not a single one of them really does a convincing job of selling their character imho.

the problem is really more that most of them don't have a character to sell.

Clay, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:28 (twelve years ago) link

i tuned out some time around the dude praying to jesus in the church... someone remind me how the last 10 minutes went?

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:31 (twelve years ago) link

[SPOILER]kid got shot[/SPOILER]

HOOTERS FOOD AND BEVERAGE (Pillbox), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:32 (twelve years ago) link

oh fuck i really must have tuned out

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:33 (twelve years ago) link

I kinda hope he turns into a zombie tbh

HOOTERS FOOD AND BEVERAGE (Pillbox), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:36 (twelve years ago) link

weakest link in this is the terrible terrible dialogue

American Horror Sorry (jjjusten), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

the problem is really more that most of them don't have a character to sell.

This is true, for the most part. I feel like the main dude COULD be a compelling character though. But, yeah, the rest of them are barely sketches of character tropes at this point, hardly the fault of the actors that none of them are engaging I guess. But wife-stealing redneck guy is a pretty terrible actor it seems.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

ok let me amend that, the only thing worse than the dialogue is what might have been the worst opening monlogue for a season premier ever.

i still enjoy the show, but yeah all of these people say the dumbest most unbelieveable shit like ALL THE TIME.

American Horror Sorry (jjjusten), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

xxp otm - kinda hard for characters to develop if they keep saying dumb ass rote expository bullshit all the time.

HOOTERS FOOD AND BEVERAGE (Pillbox), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

sorta starting to look like the best actor in this might be racist dude actually

American Horror Sorry (jjjusten), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

Haha, yeah, I almost mentioned that earlier.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:42 (twelve years ago) link

i'm agreeing with jjjusten here. I honestly don't think i can keep watching this now unfortunately. hoping american horror story scratches the itch instead.

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:42 (twelve years ago) link

ok let me amend that, the only thing worse than the dialogue is what might have been the worst opening monlogue for a season premier ever.

^ this x ∞

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:43 (twelve years ago) link

i've determined that what i really want out of this show is just like nonstop zombie mobs wandering around.
tell the story from the zombie perspective. i don't give two shits about any of these characters. until they're zombies.

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:45 (twelve years ago) link

justen so otm. I was already skeptical about the show developing past "whoa zombies" but gave them the benefit of the doubt that a year to work on who these people are would get the show rolling into a decent ensemble show with a horror background. Then that opening monologue came. Ugh.

Clay, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:46 (twelve years ago) link

i'm pretty sure they would make even the zombie dialogue annoying and unbelievable.

xpost

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:47 (twelve years ago) link

See I think this show plays up to my expectations wrt to zombies, tension, and gore enough that I can overlook the shitty characters and dialogue. Keep giving me scenes of zombie autopsy, gruesome deaths, suspenseful moments like the kids under the car, and genuinely WTF moments like the last 2 minutes of this episode and its more than enough to keep me watching. I don't expect like Emmy winning performances from this show.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:48 (twelve years ago) link

kinda hoping the new showrunner (dude from The Shield who wasn't Shawn Ryan) & writing staff will spruce things up, & I am willing to stick around to find out. Darabont allegedly wrote & had quite a hand in the first several eps, so it will take a minute to shake out.

HOOTERS FOOD AND BEVERAGE (Pillbox), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:49 (twelve years ago) link

also can someone explain to me why any parent would let their kid come along on a wild zombie hunt beyond "because the kid said 'but mommm!'"? that was the most horrible plot contrivance I've come across in awhile.

Clay, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:51 (twelve years ago) link

why did they HAVE to rerecord that monologue and play it without any background surface noise at all? Not only was it terribly written but the sound was crazy amateurish.

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:57 (twelve years ago) link

According to AICN the freeway scene and i guess scenes before it were from Darabont's first ep that was then cut into the redone second ep which is why it was 90 minutes. I don't know if there is any truth to that.

encarta it (Gukbe), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

hm. that may make me want to watch the rest of the ep. Did it get notably better?

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

yeah the kid going on the zombie hunt and then worse being left behind with a small group was the dumbest damn thing i have seen in the horror genre in a long time, and that is saying something

American Horror Sorry (jjjusten), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

Darabont allegedly wrote & had quite a hand in the first several eps - wrong about that btw

HOOTERS FOOD AND BEVERAGE (Pillbox), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

people are stupid. i don't hold tv shows to account for reflecting societies stupidity in their writing.

xpost

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

The characters on this show should just walk around holding signs with their motivation and emotional state on them.

Jheri Curlnelius (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 20 October 2011 03:41 (twelve years ago) link

I was so bummed that after that long delay, this was the best they could come up with. Sure, the setpiece was great - except for the complete lack of logic of this 150 zombie horde suddenly appearing *behind* them on the highway, while they've been keeping watch, no less. Solemn dialog is just shit on this show, not not at all like the badassary of the comic. Was worried there would by a LOL dumb woman assembled the gun wrong joke, but thank goodness they didn't go that route.

The rest of the show was iirc just them running back and forth in the woods. Which was very boring.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2011 13:03 (twelve years ago) link

Also, missed opportunity to have a zombie lurch out of the bushes and eat the magic buck. (Plus, why did that dude raise his gun to shoot the buck before head sheriff stopped him? Was he planning the carry that huge animal through the zombie woods back to camp?).

Anyway, dumb show, not getting better. And the pre-ep flashback to the CDC episode reminded me of how bad it can still get

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 October 2011 13:08 (twelve years ago) link

Also, missed opportunity to have a zombie lurch out of the bushes and eat the magic buck.

missed opportunity to have the buck turn around and its face is a zombie!

the first 20 mins were good, everything after that bad. at least the gore effects are great. things that made me laugh:

-rick monologue in beginning where he goes 'he told me... he told me... Ah it doesnt matter.'
-kid gettin shot, too bad the preview shows him being taken somewhere to presumably recover

The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 20 October 2011 13:22 (twelve years ago) link

Was worried there would by a LOL dumb woman assembled the gun wrong joke, but thank goodness they didn't go that route.

Yeah, especially given how good with guns Andrea is in the comic.

Waka Flocka Floccupy Wall Street (Phil D.), Thursday, 20 October 2011 13:23 (twelve years ago) link

this prog is so bad

I am about to start watching season two

conrad, Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

otm

encarta it (Gukbe), Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

just finished season one myself. really disappointing but yeah, im gonna watch season two

ryan, Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

have forgotten every character but egg and only thing I remember about him is that he's egg

his wife was in prison break surprised to remember I managed to resist watching beyond the first season of that

conrad, Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:41 (twelve years ago) link

don't even remember season one being this shit, the script is horrendous. that opening monologue was just truly awful. the zombies still look great and it surprises me with how disgusting it is, will keep watching but it's dumb as hell.

When a German communicates, you listen (LocalGarda), Saturday, 22 October 2011 09:30 (twelve years ago) link

I was getting pissed off with the whole "fuel situation" stopping them from choosing alternate routes, shouting "there are literally thousands of fucking cars everywhere, siphon some fuel!" then of them said "hey why don't we siphon some fuel?" so I let them off.

Zombie gut check was good. As was the wtf unexpected shooting - I expected something unexpected but not that.

All of the woman are better actors than all of the men.

building a binary of hope (onimo), Saturday, 22 October 2011 16:40 (twelve years ago) link

the boring dead

cozen, Saturday, 22 October 2011 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

missed opportunity to have the buck turn around and its face is a zombie!

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb156/XredpunkX/EvilDead-DeerLOL.gif

now they know how many holes it takes to fill buffandmaxsmom (Pillbox), Saturday, 22 October 2011 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

This premiere was a near deal breaker for me, because they had so much time to do it right (especially after that season finale, which was so wrong). And instead they not only went the dull route, they kept bringing all this pandering religion stuff into it. And it's terribly written to boot. All 70+ issues of the comics keep your attention from start to finish, and manage to squeeze in plenty of drama and excitement and characterization in each short installment. How come a show with a staff and a head start can't get it right for an hour once a week?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 22 October 2011 18:47 (twelve years ago) link

especialloy given this ep was written by the writer of the comics which, sure, not everyone's a fan of, but they manage better than this

not bulimic, just a cat (James Morrison), Sunday, 23 October 2011 02:27 (twelve years ago) link

really badly written, mostly badly acted, still watching it though because the zombies look cool

that cheating wife woman really needs to find some haircare products and a pair of scissors in an abandoned salon, cuz her droopy, thin, long locks are bugging the fuck out of me

akm, Sunday, 23 October 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

she wasn't cheating, or at least she didn't know she was

building a binary of hope (onimo), Monday, 24 October 2011 10:15 (twelve years ago) link

Was there a new episode? Was it any good, or at least better?

Whether or not she was technically "cheating," she did manage to hook up with her husband's partner within days of the zombiepocalypse. Though I want to say one of the early eps implied some marital strife at the time? Damned if I'm going to go back and watch season one ever again.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 October 2011 14:02 (twelve years ago) link

every character on this show is intolerably emo. I don't see why the writers need to resort to that sort of thing to create conflict when there's a built in plot mechanism for conflict and motivation that's the entire premise of the show.

plus they all seem relatively fragile. maybe im wrong, but i think the survivors of a situation like this would pretty much be hard ass pragmatists at all times, and wouldn't really tolerate emotional instability.

ryan, Monday, 24 October 2011 14:25 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, the comic is also mostly about the survival of the badass. Because zombie hordes don't tolerate dead weight (so to speak).

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 October 2011 14:35 (twelve years ago) link

every character on this show is intolerably emo. I don't see why the writers need to resort to that sort of thing to create conflict when there's a built in plot mechanism for conflict and motivation that's the entire premise of the show.

sounds like the comic.

hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Monday, 24 October 2011 14:50 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, but the comic has a sniper pro chick and another going all berserker with a ninja sword. This TV version of that world is more southern rednecks rule. Everyone knows how to hunt, shoot and fix a car.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 October 2011 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

I can do none of that stuff, I'd be useless in a zombocalypse - though I have played a lot of Dead Rising and Resident Evil.

building a binary of hope (onimo), Monday, 24 October 2011 15:47 (twelve years ago) link

just managed to watch the end of the first ep

what the fuck was that such a weird and shit and inexplicable end to a SEASON PR'MEEEER - egg and his pal watching the kid approach the stag or whatever for what seemed like quarter of an hour both looking at him smiling expectantly but expectant of what what was the kid gonna do and then when he got shot egg and his pal didn't even really look around to see who had fired the shot weird and crap gonna watch the second ep

conrad, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

Renewed for a Third Season. shocking, I know.

encarta it (Gukbe), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 21:09 (twelve years ago) link

egg left the house and deliberately wiped his son's blood onto his forehead so his pal could wipe it off - I'm out

conrad, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

CONRAD OUT

I'm watching this to the bitter end despite everything.

brownie, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 01:42 (twelve years ago) link

i'm done with living

brownie, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 01:43 (twelve years ago) link

So I take it that means this ep sucked, too? I don't really want to bother with this show anymore, other than the fact that it's so much fun to make fun of.

Or there at least zombies in this episode, or is it another wander around the woods special?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 01:56 (twelve years ago) link

tbh, all the emotional characterization stuff reminds me of Lost

ℓ٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥υ (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 03:00 (twelve years ago) link

the fx of the thru-deer-to-kid shot was pretty hilarious.

andrew m., Wednesday, 26 October 2011 14:46 (twelve years ago) link

missed opportunity to have the buck turn around and its face is a zombie!

otfm

andrew m., Wednesday, 26 October 2011 14:47 (twelve years ago) link

The comic book has lost its way too. The 'we're safe let's build a society! just kidding not really!' thing is getting boring.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 17:00 (twelve years ago) link

Mutually self-assured creative destruction: creator takes on TV show while still doing the comic, both fall apart. Or fail upwards, as the case may be. Though surely there are people out there who actually like the writing and characters and are put-off by all the zombies.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 17:34 (twelve years ago) link

still enjoying this despite myself, still better than the comic, can't really defend the show on its own terms though, its just junk (w/great makeup effects)

every character on this show is intolerably emo. I don't see why the writers need to resort to that sort of thing to create conflict when there's a built in plot mechanism for conflict and motivation that's the entire premise of the show.

― ryan, Monday, October 24, 2011 10:25 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark

you couldnt wring a full season of tv out of fighting zombies. too expensive, and the last 30 years of terrible zombie movies have already put paid to how boring that is. they have the right idea concentrating on the characters, its just that these characters are overwrought dipshits

The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 27 October 2011 07:04 (twelve years ago) link

I skimmed around at a couple of other forums, and the degree of fan disdain for this show is so high. Apparently this last ep actually had the mom interrogate a purported doctor at length to make sure he was OK to operate on Carl? When, of course, there is literally no fucking other alternative, anywhere?

Predominant fan conspiracy theory is that they must skimp on sets, actors, writing in order to afford zombie F/X.

Also, apparently in one character's bag of drugs (?), there was "Breaking Bad" blue meth! Crossover!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 October 2011 12:59 (twelve years ago) link

you couldnt wring a full season of tv out of fighting zombies. too expensive, and the last 30 years of terrible zombie movies have already put paid to how boring that is. they have the right idea concentrating on the characters, its just that these characters are overwrought dipshits

you're definitely right. i think there's a middle ground though--in that you can concentrate on what these particular situations would reveal about the characters. who's a coward, who's a sadist, etc. The show is in some ways about people "clinging to their humanity" when it would be more interesting to see what would change about them, what humanity they would lose, in order to survive, the things they would do that we'd balk at in our zombie-less existence.

ryan, Thursday, 27 October 2011 13:30 (twelve years ago) link

When, of course, there is literally no fucking other alternative, anywhere?

This is the thing that killed me! Watching it, I was thinking 'Lady, what other choice do you have?' Morans.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 27 October 2011 14:49 (twelve years ago) link

Having not seen this POS second ep, do they explain how dude hunting deer managed to shoot the boy right next to the deer, and also miss the two grown ass men a few feet away? Is he some sort of one-eyed deaf magic sniper?

Also, I hear they drag out the "will he live?" drama for at least another ep, when we all know they're not going to kill the kid. True?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 October 2011 15:07 (twelve years ago) link

killing off the kid would be a great idea! im hoping they basically find another group of survivors and we can just start following them around.

ryan, Thursday, 27 October 2011 15:09 (twelve years ago) link

Someone somewhere else pointed out the narrative boneheadedness of introducing viewers to another group of survivors a million times more interesting than the ones we've been following.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 October 2011 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

do they explain how dude hunting deer managed to shoot the boy right next to the deer,

He shot through the deer into the kid. Dr. Veterinarian notes that the deer slowed the bullet enough to make the wound non-fatal.

Food! Trends! Men! Hate! (Phil D.), Thursday, 27 October 2011 15:13 (twelve years ago) link

So he was so focused on the deer he didn't see the boy? Right next to the fucking deer?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 October 2011 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

deer was inbetween the two- the shot probably came from far away

i'm not ruling out a second gunman

brownie, Thursday, 27 October 2011 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, it was:

Dudes ------- Boy -------- Deer ----------------------------- Shooter

Food! Trends! Men! Hate! (Phil D.), Thursday, 27 October 2011 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

lol i was going to post

c...D.............DH

brownie, Thursday, 27 October 2011 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

the guy didn't think it was weird the deer had six legs and two of them were the legs of a child

conrad, Thursday, 27 October 2011 15:57 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe he thought the zombie deer was eating the kid? Or the smiling, enraptured kid was a zombie, trying to eat the deer?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 October 2011 16:10 (twelve years ago) link

It's zombie times, man, anything's possible.

Food! Trends! Men! Hate! (Phil D.), Thursday, 27 October 2011 16:11 (twelve years ago) link

maybe he didn't see the kid

brownie, Thursday, 27 October 2011 16:11 (twelve years ago) link

peeps getting incredulous about the kid deer shooting thing obv dont live in states where hunting accidents happen sometimes

ride the dronosaur (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 October 2011 16:12 (twelve years ago) link

This was no HUNTING ACCIDENT!

http://media.screened.com/uploads/0/1167/223491-richardbig2.jpg

Food! Trends! Men! Hate! (Phil D.), Thursday, 27 October 2011 16:14 (twelve years ago) link

shot a deer in atlanta just to see what was behind

brownie, Thursday, 27 October 2011 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

i think the laziest writing trope this show seems to keep using is the delay of information to raise tension that isnt there, ie the "you cant go to the high school. you cant. thats your boy in there." for 5 minutes instead of saying "i will go" or the 5 minute vetting (hah) of the doctor when WE ALL KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN. its really starting to drive me crazy, because they do it all the fucking time.

ride the dronosaur (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 October 2011 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

like i am really trying to like this show, but yknow theres still better special effects in mid-level horror movies, and they at least have a shot at being well written or compelling.

also these might be the worst written female characters on a show ever, its like the writing staff just brainstorms ways to make them vulnerable irrational and overcome by emotion every week

ride the dronosaur (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 October 2011 16:21 (twelve years ago) link

Well, they are women.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 October 2011 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

In real life, most of these men would be blubbering wrecks, too. I mean, flesh-eating back from the dead zombies!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 October 2011 16:51 (twelve years ago) link

this show really needs a Rose from lost character, which is a deeply unsettling thing that i thought i would never say.

ride the dronosaur (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 October 2011 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

They could squeeze 2 or 1.5 episodes into 1 episode. That would cut off all the unnecessary dialogue

I watched a couple amc zombie films recently. The second one followed around characters that were very briefly in the the first one (Diary of the Dead and Survival of the Dead). Neither of the them were that good but Diary was much better. They were both written by George Romero (The Night of the Living Dead and Dawn of the Dead)

ℓ٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥υ (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 27 October 2011 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

Um, weren't they, you know, directed by him, too?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 October 2011 18:55 (twelve years ago) link

this show: The Walking Talking Dead

now they know how many holes it takes to fill buffandmaxsmom (Pillbox), Thursday, 27 October 2011 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

The Monologuing Dead

Having not seen this POS second ep, do they explain how dude hunting deer managed to shoot the boy right next to the deer, and also miss the two grown ass men a few feet away? Is he some sort of one-eyed deaf magic sniper?

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, October 27, 2011 11:07 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

it happens all the time, they shoulda been wearing orange!

The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 27 October 2011 20:05 (twelve years ago) link

poor eyesight has not stopped many people from getting and using firearms. also that kid is so pale he's practically translucent!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 27 October 2011 20:46 (twelve years ago) link

i love this show its great

Tevez Sr. (admrl), Thursday, 27 October 2011 20:47 (twelve years ago) link

Fine, how about this, then: what are the odds of hunting in the zombie-infested woods in the largely people-free post-apoclaypse, finding a deer, and then shooting at the exact moment a nearby forest-child was communing with the animal?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 October 2011 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

2-1

brownie, Thursday, 27 October 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

i stand by this:

i kind of wish that each season was six episodes, and at the end of each season all the characters would have been killed off, and then the next season was a whole new set of characters in some other location dealing with the zombies in their own way. but they still all end up dying eventually.

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, April 26, 2011 6:27 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 27 October 2011 21:08 (twelve years ago) link

That would be awesome. Because then they can deal strictly with survival, or mostly, won't have to juggle too many lame narratives, and could change casts and locations at will. And have crossover eps!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 October 2011 21:22 (twelve years ago) link

it would be more interesting to see what would change about them, what humanity they would lose, in order to survive, the things they would do that we'd balk at in our zombie-less existence.

― ryan, Thursday, October 27, 2011 9:30 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

See the end of the last episode. (Season 2 Episode 3)

Evan, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 15:26 (twelve years ago) link

I've totally cut and run on this show after the dire premiere, but the request still stands: please let me know if this series gets better, because I want to like it!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 15:27 (twelve years ago) link

Almost did the same after that speech to open the the first episode of the season. They weren't supposed to use the blooper take where he pretends to be a giant wedge of cheese.

Evan, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

yes i liked the end of the last ep. BUT it was pretty terrible before that.

ryan, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 15:42 (twelve years ago) link

i'm with josh btw

google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

That zombie hanging from the tree was pretty cool. Norman Reedus continues to be the only decent character on this show.

i couldn't adjust the food knobs (Phil D.), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

What happened to the World War Z movie that ... Brad Pitt was making?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 18:20 (twelve years ago) link

Hmm, wow. December 2012. Just in time for Christmas.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 18:21 (twelve years ago) link

It was filming in Glasgow a few months ago.

encarta it (Gukbe), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 18:21 (twelve years ago) link

I've def seen zombies in Glasgow

owenf, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 18:32 (twelve years ago) link

the "im sorry" part was good. it was probably the first time this season i've been rewarded for watching this show.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

this ep was horseshit except for the ending and the hanging zombie but oh man the kid in peril bullshit was 10000 flavors of WHO GIVES A FUCK WE KNOW THE KID WONT DIE

ride the dronosaur (jjjusten), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

basically this is about 5-10 minutes of decent entertainment every week too bad its an hour long show tho huh

ride the dronosaur (jjjusten), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

jjj otm

n/a's plan would make for an infinitely more fun show to watch.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 19:20 (twelve years ago) link

Got into a heated argument with a mom (at school pick up!) the other day about how much this show sucks. She honestly pulled the "I'm not interested in the zombies, I'm interested in the human interactions under stress." And I was all, yeah, we've seen that story a hundreds times, and better than this. Bring on the fucking zombies or find me some interesting human interactions, not these chumps.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

-serriously could not listen to the endless conversations all the way through

-hanging zombie was interesting so of course nothing was done with it

-hopefully the next episode will have them looking for sophia

-i'm still watching tbh

brownie, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 19:41 (twelve years ago) link

dont want this to come across as snotty horror dork, but i do wonder how many of the hardcore fans of this show just plain dont watch any modern horror and thus find this compelling/over the top.

ride the dronosaur (jjjusten), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 19:41 (twelve years ago) link

Did I hear correctly (from the aforementioned mom) that they left a note for the little girl? In the woods?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

Like, really?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

i think it was a sign on the highway?

brownie, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

nah i dont think so, there was a ref to how they were going to deal with that in the next week on the show segment, but it was not that stupid. dont want to spoiler tho so xpost

ride the dronosaur (jjjusten), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

josh, you'll have to tune in next week to see if they leave a note or sign or maybe SOMETHING ELSE

brownie, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

loved "the swimmer". glad dude got it on with hot daughter. what is the veterinarian so secretive about? I'll have to assume he's running some freaky incest farm or some shit. anyway, I still ahve a really hard time with the dialog on this show, it is very badly recorded and mumbles-mccoy (the asshole cop who killed otis) may as well have his tongue cut out.

akm, Monday, 7 November 2011 15:39 (twelve years ago) link

i caught five seconds of this and a zombie was ripped in half when being pulled out of a well so maybe I'll start watching again.

herbie mann on some gully shit (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 November 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link

They're getting pretty good at one good scene a week. Dangling in the well was great.

encarta it (Gukbe), Monday, 7 November 2011 18:02 (twelve years ago) link

Didn't someone put together a youtube clip of all the zombies from the first season, over the course of, like, 1:30?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 November 2011 19:25 (twelve years ago) link

that scene with hirschel (sp?) and rick was so incredibly badly written, just a series of non-sequiturs underpinned that a total lack of any reason WHY they would be having that sort of discussion, and the clichéd "my daddy used his fists" etc, they both just kept answering each other like videogame characters. andrew lincoln looks worse and worse in this as it goes on, maybe it's the script.

also with the dude in the well, did they genuinely think with him writhing around in there they would have just thought "grand he didn't bleed" and drank the water once they'd pulled him out? i can't understand that at all.

When a German communicates, you listen (LocalGarda), Monday, 7 November 2011 23:50 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i was thinking you know there's probably some zombie fluids in that well water and since the cattle were drinking out of it- here come the zombie cows

each character has one facial expression

there once was a man with a machine (brownie), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 00:05 (twelve years ago) link

Hey dude you wanna do it in a glass-fronted pharmacy with an open door in a town where a close family friend just got eaten by zombies?

HELL YEAH

bear has little fear of hades (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 08:25 (twelve years ago) link

I would with her.

owenf, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 09:33 (twelve years ago) link

Yo, don't get me wrong, she's fine. But not so fine I couldn't wait ten seconds to find a lockable door.

bear has little fear of hades (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 12:13 (twelve years ago) link

i'm sure it was quick as dude must have been blue balling like all hell.

anyways - no idea why they had to fish the guy out of the well when there's still 3 more they could go to. fucking stupid.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 20:43 (twelve years ago) link

I was expecting their horses to be being devoured by zombie hordes while they were at it in the drug store. Budget clearly didn't stretch. I think that's the lowest zombie quotient so far, one single zombie (brilliantly pulled to pieces).

I can't make out a word Shane says. Mumbling fuck.

grandpa aaron knows how to live (onimo), Monday, 14 November 2011 10:41 (twelve years ago) link

They really have timed the zombie scenes perfectly to just keep you watching till the next zombie scene. I wonder do they just film them separately, then test-screen the talky bits and insert a zombie scene just as the test audience starts throwing things at the screen and shouting "SHUT UP YOU TEDIOUS AIRHEADS!"

When Herschel said they might be able to stay if they abided by the no-guns rule, I said to my husband "I bet you ten pounds one of those morons will shoot something next week."

trishyb, Monday, 14 November 2011 10:50 (twelve years ago) link

herschel is history's greatest monster!

When a German communicates, you listen (LocalGarda), Monday, 14 November 2011 23:11 (twelve years ago) link

what's the purpose of herschel's zombie barn???

The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Monday, 14 November 2011 23:20 (twelve years ago) link

dunno, i assumed they were friends or relatives?

When a German communicates, you listen (LocalGarda), Monday, 14 November 2011 23:30 (twelve years ago) link

or he is running an illegal zombie vs bear betting ring

When a German communicates, you listen (LocalGarda), Monday, 14 November 2011 23:31 (twelve years ago) link

I'm pinning my hopes on a pedigree zombie husbandry breeding program

owenf, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

Zombie petting zoo.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfRPwvI70cg

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 20:26 (twelve years ago) link

Tom Zombie Petty Zoo

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

*spoiler*

philadelphians get theirs

brownie, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 02:20 (twelve years ago) link

rip paul newman

http://images.addoway.com/items/7369/1035456/dvdeez_1_7e4e84.jpg

brownie, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 02:22 (twelve years ago) link

is it bad that I kinda hoped that Lori left the safety off the gun when she crashed the car?
I don't like her very much, is all

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 02:59 (twelve years ago) link

She's pretty awful. Even on the rare occasions where her motivations make sense she's just totally unsympathetic.

the box cutter killer from the calcutta gutter (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 12:10 (twelve years ago) link

yeah she is really irritating. Never says please or thank you. Hope the bitch gets eaten.

owenf, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 14:13 (twelve years ago) link

well, she died in the comic 40 issues ago

Not only dermatologists hate her (James Morrison), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 23:04 (twelve years ago) link

*throws parade* so there is hope

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 23:22 (twelve years ago) link

Shane is like the worst version of Judd Nelson's character in Breakfast Club, who keeps getting in worse trouble bc he thinks it's cool not to stfu

Rick, Glenn & Daryl can all live. Everyone else can diaf

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 23:24 (twelve years ago) link

god this show is fucking shit. can't wait for next week.

I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 23:38 (twelve years ago) link

I hope for season three - besides hoping that there is no season three - that they have audience involvement, where you can vote for which character you want killed. Like American Zombie Idol.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 23:39 (twelve years ago) link

like how they bring in a vaguely interesting element (those other dudes in the bar) and then kill them off just as your interest is sparked. This show irritates me so much. Will watch every week.

owenf, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 23:51 (twelve years ago) link

by far the worst series in the history of television

http://www.7is7.com/otto/countdown.html

brownie, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 00:13 (twelve years ago) link

american zombie idol

we need to make this happen

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 04:50 (twelve years ago) link

god this show is fucking shit. can't wait for next week.

Haha. Yes.

the box cutter killer from the calcutta gutter (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 10:11 (twelve years ago) link

has it improved or is it just a matter of you want everyone to die?

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

nah just hanging around for characters to get taken out

Aerosol, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 21:51 (twelve years ago) link

also cuet farmgirl is still cuet

Aerosol, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 21:52 (twelve years ago) link

Can Dale plz die in a spectacularly awful way. His old man handwringing passive annoyingness is nnngghh!

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

When it came back on this week I just couldn't start watching it again, I couldn't take any more farm shenanigans.

Nicole, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 21:59 (twelve years ago) link

oh shit, it's back on?

De La Soil (admrl), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

Feels good to not watch this anymore. Deleted the last two episodes of the first part of the season off the DVR two weeks ago, unwatched, figured thats a good sign that I don't need to follow the second half.

Tbh, I'm sort of still pissed off that they managed to ruin a potentially thrilling show.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

I still love it in a hate-it way.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:04 (twelve years ago) link

it is stupid. it is fine. i still can't hear anything any characters say on this show. it may as well be a mute pantomime.

akm, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

also cuet farmgirl is still cuet

― Aerosol, Wednesday, February 15, 2012 9:52 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if she dies and impolite wifey doesn't. I stop watching.

owenf, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:55 (twelve years ago) link

maybe

owenf, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:55 (twelve years ago) link

I stopped watching after first or second ep this season. Wife and I couldn't keep a straight face, and not in a fun way. Feels good to be done with it.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:57 (twelve years ago) link

I make it a habit to have at least one tv show in my viewing schedule that makes me shout at the tv. Project Runway is kind of a snoozefest so Walking Dead has filled that gap for me

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 February 2012 00:38 (twelve years ago) link

Wife and I couldn't keep a straight face, and not in a fun way.

trying to parse this...

rrrobyn van pursuit (admrl), Thursday, 16 February 2012 00:44 (twelve years ago) link

We weren't fun-laughing, we were grimacing and wincing at how lame it was.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 February 2012 00:48 (twelve years ago) link

I mean, it basically boils down to if you aren't going to make this show about zombie gore and brutality and want us to care about a core group of characters, please do something to make at least a few of them likable. Or at the very least a character arc worth even following.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 16 February 2012 03:19 (twelve years ago) link

I'm working on a basic theory that the reason I respond so viscerally to these maddening characters is that they are drawn so well as to resemble people I would hate irl

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 February 2012 03:26 (twelve years ago) link

I knew this show would fuck it all up when for the season one finale of a show about the zombie apocalypse, they instead chose to end it with a fucking ticking countdown to a building blowing up. Like, what the fuck? Are union wages for zombie hordes so high that they just can't fill a show about zombies with zombies?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 February 2012 03:32 (twelve years ago) link

Weeeellll, I'm not so much "I demand all zombies all the time", I don't mind some non-zombie times.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 February 2012 03:34 (twelve years ago) link

I find it hard to believe in the zombie apocalypse, there would be a lot of non-zombie downtime.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 February 2012 03:39 (twelve years ago) link

I keep expecting them to find some giant theater where all the zombies are gathered watching "Snow White."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 February 2012 03:39 (twelve years ago) link

Do you all think that you would hate the show as much as you say, if you didn't have each other to get all riled up about it with? Be honest. I mean, they probably don't have the budget of Game of Thrones so I usually attribute most of the lack of action to that, and aren't they following a specific story? I don't think this show is that bad, but the idea of survival in a zombie apocalypse has always been a fascinating scenario to me, so I'm more easily satisfied in this case. They're due for another large scale run-in with zombies by now I'll say that much.

Evan, Thursday, 16 February 2012 05:09 (twelve years ago) link

Characters are all pretty unlikeable but I'd be a negative nancy too if I knew there wasn't a way out of that world either.

Evan, Thursday, 16 February 2012 05:11 (twelve years ago) link

Zombie movies being famously big budget and expensive to make

owenf, Thursday, 16 February 2012 12:05 (twelve years ago) link

I've been a negative, er, Josh since episode two. I was a fan of the comic and it was something I looked forward to. I even had my wife on board, and she is not a zombie stan. But it nosedived so fast I took to the boards (as such) to confirm it was not just a matter of my perspective or misplaced expectations and that, yes, the show was screwing up a sure thing.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 February 2012 12:55 (twelve years ago) link

owen sustaining that over a whole show is another thing. But yeah, I think they must be able to do more action wise than what they've done per episode so far.

Got you Josh, just suspected everyone was feeding off each others collective disappointment here and the common voice turns out to be way angrier than each individual might be.

Evan, Thursday, 16 February 2012 13:53 (twelve years ago) link

true. But if it's a budget thing, they aren't spending it on zombies. They aren't spending it on casting (was there a bargain on actors from The Mist going when they started this?). People rep hard for the comics so the writing is pretty much there.

owenf, Thursday, 16 February 2012 13:59 (twelve years ago) link

it's possible the rhythm was totally thrown off by the writer's strike a couple of year's back.

What's amazing is that if you scroll various forums, the negative reaction seems to be pretty pervasive and consistent. It's a rare confluence of fan opinion.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 February 2012 14:03 (twelve years ago) link

zombies dont HAVE to be expensive, but the makeup effects on the show are very high quality

I don't think this show is that bad, but the idea of survival in a zombie apocalypse has always been a fascinating scenario to me, so I'm more easily satisfied in this case. They're due for another large scale run-in with zombies by now I'll say that much.

― Evan, Thursday, February 16, 2012 12:09 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

but they mostly ignore the survival aspect in favor of having cardboard characters monologue at each other incessantly!

one thing that feels like its getting worse on the show - it feels like the writers have some really condescending attitudes about women, and every new 'lol women' scene gets under my skin more and more

i did think the bar scene in the last ep was one of the best things the show's ever done. and it feels a little like they're trying to make these characters more credible in the post-darabont era

heres a pretty frank interview with glen mazzara, the new showrunner: http://www.vulture.com/2012/02/walking-dead-glen-mazzara-interivew-frank-darabont.html

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 16 February 2012 14:49 (twelve years ago) link

People rep hard for the comics so the writing is pretty much there.

I finally got around to reading the first book of the comics...and it was as corny as hell. I think the comics are definitely darker than the show, but are equally ridiculous and bad.

Nicole, Thursday, 16 February 2012 14:50 (twelve years ago) link

yeah ive always been a hater re: the comics. i think theyre crummy

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 16 February 2012 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

I figured that because people read the comics and they are popular that they must be good but I guess that applies to the show too. No real ratings collapse even though everyone is totally disappointed . I have not read the comics.

owenf, Thursday, 16 February 2012 15:12 (twelve years ago) link

The comics are comics, though. They're sort of disposable. And man, it blows my mind that someone could even suggest Walking Dead is getting more condescending toward women! That's been a red flag from the start, the lol women stuff, and that's not including, you know, Shane plowing the wife in the middle of the zombie infested woods because, grunt, caveman need sex, where is my woman, snort.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 February 2012 15:52 (twelve years ago) link

Well he didn't drag her there by the hair. Good points though, I just haven't felt the rage you all have watching it. Show is just alright overall to me.

Evan, Thursday, 16 February 2012 20:01 (twelve years ago) link

tbf caveman DO need sex

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 February 2012 22:13 (twelve years ago) link

shane needs a shock collar

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 February 2012 22:19 (twelve years ago) link

i did think the bar scene in the last ep was one of the best things the show's ever done. and it feels a little like they're trying to make these characters more credible in the post-darabont era

that rick/hershel bit was typical of the fucking shitty 90s videogame "this has to happen so the plot moves on" script that dominates this show. a big weird monologue then hershel just bangs his glass on the table as if to say "sure, you're right! i no longer hold my previous belief! let's go and rescue my family now"

"but wait rick, we can't go and rescue my family until we get some pharmacy supplies"

"we have to go now hershel"

"but wait rick, we can't go and rescue my family until we get some pharmacy supplies"

I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Thursday, 16 February 2012 22:19 (twelve years ago) link

aren't they following a specific story?

deviates pretty widely from the comic, with a few setpieces in a different order carried over

the comic at least has lots of zombie action (except for one period when they were in a pretty secure location)

Not only dermatologists hate her (James Morrison), Thursday, 16 February 2012 23:41 (twelve years ago) link

i mean in the comic, shane dies pretty much at the start

Not only dermatologists hate her (James Morrison), Thursday, 16 February 2012 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

whyyyy can this not happen

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 February 2012 23:58 (twelve years ago) link

The comics are comics, though. They're sort of disposable. And man, it blows my mind that someone could even suggest Walking Dead is getting more condescending toward women! That's been a red flag from the start, the lol women stuff, and that's not including, you know, Shane plowing the wife in the middle of the zombie infested woods because, grunt, caveman need sex, where is my woman, snort.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, February 16, 2012 10:52 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

its probably not getting worse, its just my tolerance for it is worsening

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 17 February 2012 00:02 (twelve years ago) link

I feel like at this level of apocalypse they would have way more zombie stragglers wandering through the farmland, unless they stick to the roads for some reason that really would be more of an excuse.

Evan, Friday, 17 February 2012 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

Shane's still alive? Boy I would hate to be watching this

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 February 2012 03:05 (twelve years ago) link

>:(

I hope you not-watching comic book nerds are enjoying yourselves

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 February 2012 03:07 (twelve years ago) link

don't worry, he never really leaves the story

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 February 2012 03:15 (twelve years ago) link

it speaks to the popularity of zombies that a show as bad as this on every level is successful enough to still be made

desperado, rough rider (thomp), Friday, 17 February 2012 03:32 (twelve years ago) link

I'll watch anything with zombies.

Evan, Friday, 17 February 2012 05:22 (twelve years ago) link

That's what I thought too, but this show cured me of that.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 17 February 2012 20:53 (twelve years ago) link

the first half of last night's episode was the best this show has been in a very very long time. the second half not so much (too much talking; like, during maggie's long story about I don't know what, I kept hoping a zombie would launch itself throught the window and rip their heads off), but the final scene was good.

akm, Monday, 20 February 2012 15:48 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, the first half was good. things really bog down when every storyline (there are too many) has to be dealt with

Das (brownie), Monday, 20 February 2012 15:58 (twelve years ago) link

the first half was exciting, as you'd expect a show about fucking zombies to be. when this show isn't exciting it is an absolute chore (because, as I keep complaining, the sound mix is awful.... like, I could not follow that story of maggie's at all because it sounded like she had cotton balls in her mouth).

akm, Monday, 20 February 2012 16:04 (twelve years ago) link

"he's a good guy"

"yeah.... he is"

AWFUL.

I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Monday, 20 February 2012 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

the first half of last night's episode was the best this show has been in a very very long time.

Absolutely. I'm glad they're getting away from The Waltons With Zombies a little bit.

So tired of the "two characters go off and do community college drama class exercises for five minutes" shit.

Will the waveform be unbroken? (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 05:03 (twelve years ago) link

So if the world waits out for all of the zombies to rot to the bone, they're home free, right?

Evan, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 05:12 (twelve years ago) link

much as I can't stand Lori's character in general, do we really have to do Lady Macbeth now? such a facepalm.

pretty sure the intent of this show is to just make me irrationally yell at the tv.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 05:59 (twelve years ago) link

Wow, the blonde lady had her highest and lowest points tonight. Pretty good episode overall I think.

Big Drug Dan (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 27 February 2012 06:44 (twelve years ago) link

Liked this ep a lot

Wish Lori had been given an alpha-female drag-out fight with Andrea the way Rick got with Shane. Settle shit the old way, lol.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 27 February 2012 06:49 (twelve years ago) link

As someone who read a bunch of the comics before getting bored, the idea that this show has less zombies than the mostly-stand-and-talk-about-feelings source material is very O_o.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 27 February 2012 08:56 (twelve years ago) link

yeah this was getting back on track. Really worried about how they're going to resolve the male/female dynamics in this (surely they have to???) and that they'll fuck it up

owenf, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 01:50 (twelve years ago) link

I mean that thing about women doing the cooking/cleaning/laundry thing wouldn't have been put there without some sort of resolution would it? Otherwise it means that the show is being pretty blatantly sexist

owenf, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 01:54 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe if they're being this blatant then they are commenting on sexism?

Evan, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 05:36 (twelve years ago) link

very optimistic

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 05:38 (twelve years ago) link

As per Roberto Spirelli upthread, there's a decent chance that the comment is that sexism is The Natural Order when Shit Gets Real.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 10:25 (twelve years ago) link

I think they are consciously addressing it as an issue. On one hand you have Lori who is pregnant with a tough cop husband, so her perspective is to fall into the cook/clean role. This conflicts with Andrea who does not have the same context for her perspective and feels that it is more important to learn to shoot and keep watch for zombies rather than do the laundry, which was specifically why they started fighting.

Evan, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

If you stop washing your clothes, the zombies win.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

scanning this thread has made me happy i stopped watching.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

if they all get killed and the show consists only of them wandering around as half-eaten zombies, let me know. i might tune back in at that point.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

last night's ep was pretty good, relatively. tho god, whoever writes the script for herschel, and the actor, it's a disaster.

I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Monday, 5 March 2012 20:51 (twelve years ago) link

Hate that kid.

This should been a GREAT episode considering what happened and the notions of civilized behaviour etc but there's just something off about the whole thing. Thought it was enjoyable, though.

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Monday, 5 March 2012 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

I do think the kid is going to be a nasty piece of work, or at least it would be a good way of making the right decision come back to haunt them. Liked the stuff with Carl and the zombie stuck in the mud too, that was subtle by this show's standards.

I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Monday, 5 March 2012 22:53 (twelve years ago) link

Really thought Carl was going to kill the prisoner while everyone else was meeting to discuss it

Not only dermatologists hate her (James Morrison), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 00:27 (twelve years ago) link

I thought Carl was going to kill the prisoner too! maybe stab him or use the guy he stole. This last one had me on the edge of the seat by the end. Kind of wish HBO had picked this series so we wouldn't have to sit through 10 minutes of adds and only half length series. Will they start doing 12 to 13 episodes eventually?

JacobSanders, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 00:42 (twelve years ago) link

is Daryl's brother dead? would like to see him leading the other group for a final showdown of BROTHER VS BROTHER

anyway, decent episode. carl is a putz. will probably end up leading the group before long. AND A CHILD SHALL LEAD THEM. Carl of Arc.

brownie, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 01:59 (twelve years ago) link

this is a full-length season, there was just a six-week break to break it up. XP

Clay, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 02:00 (twelve years ago) link

I do dig that this show doesn't just kill a character, he has a zombie open his abdomen with his hands.

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 02:00 (twelve years ago) link

at my job we're doing a big gala fundraiser auction and one of the lots is transportation/accommodation and walk on roles as zombies for two for this show

drop these whiners on a island (Surviver style) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 02:46 (twelve years ago) link

!!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 02:50 (twelve years ago) link

i think the opening bid is like three grand

drop these whiners on a island (Surviver style) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 02:50 (twelve years ago) link

;_;

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 02:56 (twelve years ago) link

but that $$ would be so worth it.

I was the happiest VG ever when I dressed up as a zombie for halloween, how killer would it be to do it on TV?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 02:57 (twelve years ago) link

plus you'd be the best actor on the show by default

drop these whiners on a island (Surviver style) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:01 (twelve years ago) link

:D

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:12 (twelve years ago) link

So this is still the second season, not the third?

JacobSanders, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:23 (twelve years ago) link

Yes. They split it up because they don't want to air new episodes over the Christmas/Early January holiday season.

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:46 (twelve years ago) link

yes and there are something like 5/6 episodes left

i also thought carl was going to kill the kid and was very disappointed when he didn't

piggyback payoff (NZA), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:47 (twelve years ago) link

if they don't force this kid to lead them back to his 30+ group and instead wring hands for another 40+ minutes i am done with this show

piggyback payoff (NZA), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:48 (twelve years ago) link

2 eps left.

Simon H., Tuesday, 6 March 2012 04:14 (twelve years ago) link

I do think the kid is going to be a nasty piece of work,

Thought you meant Carl for a second. It'd be kind of great if he turned into little evil Shane.

Big Drug Dan (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 07:29 (twelve years ago) link

I really really want a big confrontation with that other camp, but I have absolutely no hope that it is going to happen.

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 07:44 (twelve years ago) link

it seems like one or two up-close zombies is about their average budget limit so a big showdown, unless they've been saving up, is likely outside the scope.

Clay, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 08:20 (twelve years ago) link

I think they must have the budget for a big sequence considering the skimping they've done. Plus if they're not showing down with zombies, it'll be a lot cheaper, right? i.e. no makeup? Unless they really did go through with stretching the budget for the 6-episode first season to work for the 12-episode second.

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 08:34 (twelve years ago) link

ok, whut

Why did Shane turn into a zombie?

And did his death somehow call out to that horde of zombies or was that just a coincidence.

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Monday, 12 March 2012 03:07 (twelve years ago) link

would have preferred zombie shane to hold his arms out and say to Rick, "say hello....TO MY CHILDREN!!!" and then have the horde descend

this fkn show guys seriously.

Rick's speech to his son was terrible.

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Monday, 12 March 2012 03:08 (twelve years ago) link

did they finally kack Shane?

MAJOR POTENTIAL SPOILER avert your eyes if needed but:

if when zombies sense people their impulse is to head over and eat them and tear them apart until there's nothing left, where do new zombies come from?
― candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, November 2, 2010 12:39 PM

well, this doesn't address your "tear them apart until there's nothing left" but in the comic, one of the major zombie rules that has NOT yet shown up in the show but almost certainly WILL (because some big plot points circle around it) is that if ANYBODY in this new world dies (whether it's from a zombie bite or not), they eventually come back to life as a zombie.

Which is part of what makes the title cutesy: the walking dead doesn't really refer so much to the zombies as it does to those who will ultimately BE zombies in the not-too-distant future, which is to say our protagonists do u c

― a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Thursday, November 4, 2010 6:05 AM (1 year ago)

God: Huummm (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 March 2012 03:39 (twelve years ago) link

ok, so that whole thing was actually a reveal from the show and not just whatevers

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Monday, 12 March 2012 04:05 (twelve years ago) link

they killed shane in the comic like by the seventh issue iirc

God: Huummm (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 March 2012 04:08 (twelve years ago) link

watching the actress that plays Maggie on the Talking Dead right now and I want her to be around for a while because I think she and Glen are good and she is <3

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Monday, 12 March 2012 04:10 (twelve years ago) link

she's v cute also Britisher irl

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 March 2012 04:26 (twelve years ago) link

why are there *so* many zombies now all of a sudden

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 March 2012 04:26 (twelve years ago) link

see my note above?

God: Huummm (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 March 2012 04:29 (twelve years ago) link

she was talking in a british accent so i looked her up and she's born in america but raised in Britain. xposts

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Monday, 12 March 2012 04:34 (twelve years ago) link

re that note forks: that doesn't explain why there are a huge horde of them right there. they didn't massacre a bunch of people recently iirc.

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Monday, 12 March 2012 04:35 (twelve years ago) link

my bad: i'm not actually watching the show anymore so i thought the question was why are there so many still around period.
more proper answer is likely because the guys writing the script didn't care i guess

God: Huummm (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 March 2012 04:36 (twelve years ago) link

fat lot of help you are, forks :(

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 March 2012 04:49 (twelve years ago) link

also I am tired of Carl's bullshit
I am a terrible person

is Darryl ever going to want his gun back?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 March 2012 04:51 (twelve years ago) link

ugh Carl. I hope they Sophia his ass.

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Monday, 12 March 2012 05:13 (twelve years ago) link

please.

He's practically mute for 1.5 seasons & now suddenly it's The Carl Show! Hate him so much

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 March 2012 05:19 (twelve years ago) link

They really should've not done the last two minutes of this episode.

Carl's shot attracted the zombies, right? Why not just Shane's and leave it at that? Such a dumb overreach.

this fucking guy that i speak to you about (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 12 March 2012 05:20 (twelve years ago) link

presumably they needed to introduce the zombiefying of the recently dead

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Monday, 12 March 2012 05:28 (twelve years ago) link

That's not going anywhere good.

this fucking guy that i speak to you about (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 12 March 2012 05:30 (twelve years ago) link

Ughgrrrr hate that character right now!

*tera, Monday, 12 March 2012 05:31 (twelve years ago) link

I feel like zombiefying of irl dead ppl makes the show actually maybe/hopefully interesting imo. But why did it take them TWO seasons to get to it, is my question

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 March 2012 05:38 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not sure, though this is the first season they've been anywhere long enough to see the aftermath, though it happend so quick with Shane I'm not sure why it didn't with Dale. Either way its a good reveal to hold off on until now, even if it was handed poorly (that one line about zombie cop they killed who didn't have a bite mark...and....this?).

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Monday, 12 March 2012 05:43 (twelve years ago) link

They shot Dale in the head before he died I'm pretty sure.

this fucking guy that i speak to you about (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 12 March 2012 05:47 (twelve years ago) link

ooh, of course they did. my bad. I do tend to play Bejeweled when I watch it.

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Monday, 12 March 2012 05:50 (twelve years ago) link

the zombie cop wasn't a cop, that was Randall. Shane broke his neck

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 March 2012 05:51 (twelve years ago) link

lol bejewelled

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 March 2012 05:51 (twelve years ago) link

No, the cop from episodes ago when they were going to originally kill Randall. They made a point of noting that the dead cop had no bite marks, and they assumed it was the scratches that did it. Maybe I'm misremembering/misreading.

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Monday, 12 March 2012 05:54 (twelve years ago) link

And I find myself reaching for Bejewelled whenever there are dialogue scenes and I feel my eyes are going to roll into the back of my head.

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Monday, 12 March 2012 05:55 (twelve years ago) link

emo days of our lives with occasional zombies

Also Lori is either awesome at sticking the knife in with Shane or just totally oblivious. "I dont know whose baby it is" "Sorry that u fell in love with me k thx bye"

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 March 2012 06:59 (twelve years ago) link

carl is SO ANNOYING, his little fucking face.

herchel for me is the comedy gold of this show, all his lines are just so stereotyped and awful, to the point that it's actually hilarious. "me and that couch became very good friends, yep folks, now i have to go until my next appearance in this bad videogame"

I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Monday, 12 March 2012 09:21 (twelve years ago) link

you guys are harsh on this show :(

JacobSanders, Monday, 12 March 2012 09:30 (twelve years ago) link

still watch it asap on a streaming site every week

I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Monday, 12 March 2012 09:33 (twelve years ago) link

I'd like to see them go the length of the comic, which I haven't read. Just like watching zombie drama. My only real complaint is too many commercials, and yeah hate Carl.

JacobSanders, Monday, 12 March 2012 09:38 (twelve years ago) link

carl was a little less offensive this week. actually I thought this was the best ep of the season.

Simon H., Monday, 12 March 2012 10:00 (twelve years ago) link

to be fair it has definitely improved with this ep and last week's, hugely.

I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Monday, 12 March 2012 10:11 (twelve years ago) link

I agree. And it's still got awesome special effects no matter what. I mean, how could I walk away from a pitchfork through a zombie head :D

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 March 2012 13:50 (twelve years ago) link

why is everybody trying to give carl a gun that isn't his.

WTF WHERE DID YOU GET THIS GUN, CARL, ARE YOU INSANE?
i stole it from daryl and don't want it anymore
YOU MUST KEEP IT

brownie, Monday, 12 March 2012 14:18 (twelve years ago) link

one of the major zombie rules that has NOT yet shown up in the show but almost certainly WILL (because some big plot points circle around it) is that if ANYBODY in this new world dies (whether it's from a zombie bite or not), they eventually come back to life as a zombie.

This is one of the things from the comics that seemed unbelievably dumb.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Monday, 12 March 2012 14:19 (twelve years ago) link

i got the feeling that this was a recent/new development in the zombie 'illness'. although I guess, also, they haven't seen anyone die from anyone other than zombies until recently.

akm, Monday, 12 March 2012 14:22 (twelve years ago) link

what about those dudes they shot in the bar?

brownie, Monday, 12 March 2012 14:24 (twelve years ago) link

both shot in head right?

piggyback payoff (NZA), Monday, 12 March 2012 14:49 (twelve years ago) link

dave shot in head, tony first in gut then in head

i appreciated that they finally attempted to make some shots of this show look vaguely comic book-y this episode. want more of that please.

piggyback payoff (NZA), Monday, 12 March 2012 14:49 (twelve years ago) link

like, i can stand dumb father/son talks if they are going to silhouette it in stark black n white etc

piggyback payoff (NZA), Monday, 12 March 2012 14:50 (twelve years ago) link

one of the major zombie rules that has NOT yet shown up in the show but almost certainly WILL (because some big plot points circle around it) is that if ANYBODY in this new world dies (whether it's from a zombie bite or not), they eventually come back to life as a zombie.

Hasn't this always been the case from Night of the Living Dead on? The dead or freshly dead come back to life? Because otherwise there's a chicken or egg thing going on.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 12 March 2012 15:10 (twelve years ago) link

As the main contribution to Zombie Lore from the series, it seemed pretty striking when I read it, but it being a bombshell (It is I think the bit mentioned above where Rick says "Don't you see, WE ARE THE WALKING DEAD (do you see)") is a bit ridiculous, like dude there are already these things called crematoriums?

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 12 March 2012 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

The scene where they find a "live" zombie hanging from a tree may be the first indicator that the living turn to zombies when they die

monkeys on the ceiling fan, ceiling fan (CaptainLorax), Monday, 12 March 2012 16:11 (twelve years ago) link

Plus having a zombie horde show up doesn't seem too unrealistic given that they already established that there is huge hordes of roamers (or whatever they're called). Also, they are still very near populous areas given their proximity to Atlanta and Peachtree City

monkeys on the ceiling fan, ceiling fan (CaptainLorax), Monday, 12 March 2012 16:18 (twelve years ago) link

yes but did they all suddenly die at once

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 March 2012 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

I don't know what you mean by that but it's about time we have an episode that has ten times more killing

monkeys on the ceiling fan, ceiling fan (CaptainLorax), Monday, 12 March 2012 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

maybe i should watch it again but how rotten did the horde look? could it be randall's people who were supposedly only 5 miles away, all now zombified? that would be convenient.

piggyback payoff (NZA), Monday, 12 March 2012 19:33 (twelve years ago) link

did they ever go back to what that scientist dude told rick? assume it's something to do with anyone who dies becoming a zombie.

I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Monday, 12 March 2012 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

i assumed it was either that or else he told him lori was pregnant

Not only dermatologists hate her (James Morrison), Monday, 12 March 2012 23:18 (twelve years ago) link

As the main contribution to Zombie Lore from the series, it seemed pretty striking when I read it, but it being a bombshell (It is I think the bit mentioned above where Rick says "Don't you see, WE ARE THE WALKING DEAD (do you see)") is a bit ridiculous, like dude there are already these things called crematoriums?

― Andrew Farrell, Monday, March 12, 2012 11:11 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Return Of The Living Dead addressed that issue quite handily!

the Hilary Clinton of Ghostface Killahs (Phil D.), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 01:14 (twelve years ago) link

one of the major zombie rules that has NOT yet shown up in the show but almost certainly WILL (because some big plot points circle around it) is that if ANYBODY in this new world dies (whether it's from a zombie bite or not), they eventually come back to life as a zombie.

This is one of the things from the comics that seemed unbelievably dumb.― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole)

It let us have a cool scare in the barber shop if you know what I'm talking about.

Overall I enjoyed the comics a lot. Well, I've only read the first 50 or so.

monkeys on the ceiling fan, ceiling fan (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 01:58 (twelve years ago) link

I only read the first book compilation so perhaps it got better down the road but I just didn't care for it.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 02:04 (twelve years ago) link

The 50 comic compilation?

monkeys on the ceiling fan, ceiling fan (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 02:06 (twelve years ago) link

those of you who have read the comics please spoil me this - do the buried dead ever rise from their graves? i am a sucker for a rise-from-the-grave scene.

humba (NZA), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 02:31 (twelve years ago) link

good season closer. felt like this show really picked up in the last 1/4 of the season, maybe dumping darabont was the right move.

akm, Monday, 19 March 2012 17:03 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, i liked it enough to watch next season.

Disappointed in the zombie attack tho. I don't think it was well choreographed. Two scenes of Herschel firing his shotgun was two too many.

I'd like to have seen them shoot the zombie attack like this (beginning at 2:50) with the
french = zombies
british = Herschel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17YqczWI2R8

are chads electorate (brownie), Monday, 19 March 2012 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

why did all the zombies suddenly stop and walk in one direction?

also, was there a helicopter in the sky in the first scene, or was I imagining it?

akm, Monday, 19 March 2012 17:48 (twelve years ago) link

yes, there was a helo. i think it was to explain the reason the zombies took to the countryside. they followed it.

are chads electorate (brownie), Monday, 19 March 2012 17:49 (twelve years ago) link

it was a bit weird, the mass movement, and then when glenn said later "they're migrating or something".

think rick's conversion into shane II was a bit silly, and the end was a bit flat.

wtf was that hooded thing with the two human tank top zombies

I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Monday, 19 March 2012 22:14 (twelve years ago) link

its funny cuz last week i was thinking 'we're never gonna find out what the CDC guy whispered are we'

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 19 March 2012 22:35 (twelve years ago) link

I forgot the CDC guy whispered something. This was pretty close to that scene in The Lost World: Jurassic Park where Pete Posthlewaite and his crew round up a heard of dinos.

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Monday, 19 March 2012 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

didin't Rick say he heard a helicopter earlier in the season? back when they were gonna go to the military base (fort bragg?)

are chads electorate (brownie), Monday, 19 March 2012 23:13 (twelve years ago) link

FINALLY michonne too eh. You guys are gonna catch up to the comic in like ten seasons.

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 March 2012 23:19 (twelve years ago) link

michonne made a 5 second appearance at the end. guess the series is over until the fall.

are chads electorate (brownie), Monday, 19 March 2012 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

And they panned up at the very end to the prison. Maybe we'll finally get lucky and get both Michonne AND Tyreese? One can hope?

I love reading the reviews of this show over at The AV Club, where people really, really want to like the show but they're appropriately skeptical as well. Great first comment on this episode: Player "HeRsHeL6969" has unlocked UNLIMITED AMMO CHEAT

butvi wouls (Phil D.), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 12:09 (twelve years ago) link

Also this little run:

T-Dog :We've gotta head for the coast! It's what we should've done in the first place.

LoveWaffle: AW HELL NAW

Gale Boetticher:
Last week: AW HELL NAW!
This week: YOU MUST BE OUT YO DAMN MIND!
T-Dog spinoff series: The Walking Stereotype.

LoveWaffle: I wonder how he feels about a group of white people dragging him to a prison.

George Oscar: I sort of loved that as soon as T-Dog got two white women in a truck by himself, his solution was to basically abscond with them and ditch everyone else.

butvi wouls (Phil D.), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 12:13 (twelve years ago) link

Did AVClub coin the phrase "Apocalypse Dumpling Gang?"

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 13:06 (twelve years ago) link

That was awesome and way more entertaining than the show has been.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 18:22 (twelve years ago) link

That comedy bit needed more zombies.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

-this is a pretty humorless show so of course the one gag they do in the finale is "asians drive like this" ;_;

-they run out of gas despite the fact that there were thousands of cars on the highway they could've siphoned

are chads electorate (brownie), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 18:55 (twelve years ago) link

You know, I always wondered how long gas would stay usable for (in a car or gas can) after an apocalypse - 30 days to several months, apparently.

benernienie taumaupin (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 03:37 (twelve years ago) link

I remain impressed by the supply of beauty and grooming products they maintain, and how Lori always remembers to put her earrings in during the zombie apocalypse.

ailsa, Saturday, 24 March 2012 09:00 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

just read about what characters they're bringing in for the next season and how it correlates with the comics and it sounds about a million times more interesting than anything else that they've attempted.

owenf, Saturday, 14 April 2012 23:33 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://laughingsquid.com/the-walking-dead-as-a-1980s-sitcom/

andrew m., Wednesday, 9 May 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

Season 3 pictures at Entertainment Weekly. Maggie GETS SOME:

http://ewinsidetv.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/the-walking-dead-exclusive-2_510.jpg

Y'all have seen the pictures of Michael Rooker on set, right?

Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 13:51 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

Been watching this as it comes on C5 in the UK, and the season 2 finale was last night. Thought it was awesome, and really intrigued by Michonne and the prison. Haven't read any of the comics yet, but think I might have to delve... Psyched by production shots of season 3.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 12:09 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I'm watching the Season 2 finale on Irish telly tonight. Jesus, Rick really likes to get chatty when it's dark and he's standing in an exposed place, doesn't he?

trishyb, Friday, 24 August 2012 21:50 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

season 3 premiere was peak form for this show imo - perhaps that's not saying a whole lot, considering how tedious and lame most of last season was, but it def shows renewed potential.

suggest butt (Pillbox), Monday, 15 October 2012 04:09 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah this was really strong.

Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Monday, 15 October 2012 04:12 (eleven years ago) link

goddamn that last scene O_O

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 15 October 2012 05:05 (eleven years ago) link

lots of gratuitous decapitations and face stabbings, that is all I ask for in this show

akm, Monday, 15 October 2012 14:19 (eleven years ago) link

I love how they're all 'omg yay we get to sleep in a prison'. O_o

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 15 October 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

still found myself v excited to watch this, despite how crap it is.

is herschel going to die now? i don't know if it's script or acting, or both, but he is just truly awful. that line about "we could plant soy beans, tomatoes" or whatever it was, it's like he just sticks out as this pointless moron.

the minor characters are so badly sketched it's untrue. t-dawg still motoring along.

Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:54 (eleven years ago) link

^ herschel glowers despondently @ lg

suggest butt (Pillbox), Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

yeah I was kinda glad when he was bitten, tbh

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link

In the comic he doesn't live long after the amputation, for what it's worth. But then he also got together with Andrea, so it's not an infallible guide.

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

I'm hoping they transplant his head to T-Dawg's shoulder like that movie, The Thing With Two Heads. Although, with regards to acting, T-Dawg is no Rosey Grier.

I hate Tig Notaro so much I gave Louis C.K. a dollar (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 19 October 2012 06:33 (eleven years ago) link

making convicts run like little bitches

carne asada, Monday, 22 October 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link

Season 2 now on Netflix. Have watched 2 1/2 eps, am about to stop because it seems like there's, um, lots of talking and rehashing and emoting and staring off into the middle distance, and very little walking dead, and what walking dead business there is doesn't seem to add anything to what's come before (OK, there's a herd, they walk towards us, we chop their heads in one by one, etc.) Should I persist, and how long? I liked season 1.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 22 October 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

Herschel got with Andrea in the comic? I thought that was the old dude with the RV.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 22 October 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

eephus: 2 was a bit of a snooze but so far season 3 seems to have figured out what it wants to do, imo

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 22 October 2012 20:12 (eleven years ago) link

back half of season 2's a lot better imo. season 3 seems good so far, especially since it looks like they're press fast foward on a bunch of these storylines

i have to admit, though, i'm a little disappointed they immediately undercut Michonne's badass psycho loner into Andrea's nursemaid, but oh well lol AMC :( maybe we'll get some flashbacking on that one

Nhex, Monday, 22 October 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link

and yeah i think it was Dale who hooked up with Andrea AND her sister (ick). didn't the Herschel amputation happen waaay later too?

Nhex, Monday, 22 October 2012 20:28 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah eephus season 2 is good the very beginning and 2 or 3 from the end. Season 3 though seems very promising though. They seemed to have saved up for gore special effects and makeup during all of the nothingness that happened in season 2.

Evan, Monday, 22 October 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

i just finished season two the other day on netflix. love it all. probably shouldn't read the new stuff on here. though maybe i'll actually keep up with it via sidereel or something. don't know if i can wait a year or whatever.

how many new episodes have there been so far, two? didn't it just start?

scott seward, Monday, 22 October 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

i just started watching jericho too on netflix. haven't seen them all. i could watch the end of the world forever.

walking dead is maddening of course and here's hoping that they can finally learn to bring a minimum of three people on their little trips out and about. and just the cause and effect of all their dumb decisions. every trip abroad ends up in someone dead pretty much. but i do love both seasons.

scott seward, Monday, 22 October 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link

I got the issue everyone had with season 2 but wasn't tortured by it. Season 3 indeed only has 2 episodes so far but it looks like there is going to be a lot more happening episode to episode this time.

Evan, Monday, 22 October 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link

i'll have to read this thread. already noticed that some people just hate it.

scott seward, Monday, 22 October 2012 22:51 (eleven years ago) link

even herschel's unconscious face was an example of bad acting.

Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Monday, 22 October 2012 23:07 (eleven years ago) link

I don't get the herschel hate but it is pretty hilarious as a thread meme

Evan, Monday, 22 October 2012 23:12 (eleven years ago) link

it's not so much hate as just finding him awful. i blame the script tho, i think. that more hirsute prisoner whom they spared was like he was auditioning to steal king hersch's stoic simpleton crown, "i knew these men, they were good men."

Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Monday, 22 October 2012 23:15 (eleven years ago) link

If you break down individual parts of S2 and S3, it's pretty terrible - bad acting, ponderous dialogue, some WTF choices, etc. - but it's somewhat compelling in the big picture. Enough to keep watching.
S1 was terrible, IMO, so I didn't give S2 a chance until it came on Netflix.

I'd still like a show like this that didn't have a core group of characters - it would just follow different groups trying to make their way in the New Zombie Overlord world on the same timeline.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 22 October 2012 23:24 (eleven years ago) link

Herschel got with Andrea in the comic? I thought that was the old dude with the RV.

That's true--sorry, annoying old git confusion

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Monday, 22 October 2012 23:26 (eleven years ago) link

I love this show, regardless of herschel, bad acting or whatever else you guys find at fault. It's a zombie drama!!! Season 3 is off to a great start too. I love/despise the new sheriff, making the tough choices, wonder when he'll fall or get vetoed out? The son is shaping up into a tough little zombie killer, after being a pain in the ass in season 2.

JacobSanders, Monday, 22 October 2012 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

I'd still like a show like this that didn't have a core group of characters - it would just follow different groups trying to make their way in the New Zombie Overlord world on the same timeline.

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, October 22, 2012 7:24 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Totally have always loved this idea. Caring about the characters ups the drama a ton but not caring quite as much means everyone can die- then on to the next group. Would be a fantastic concept.

Evan, Monday, 22 October 2012 23:37 (eleven years ago) link

As annoying as Lori is, I don't totally see the motivation behind Rick hating on her as hard as he is?

Not to be geeky or anything...

Evan, Monday, 22 October 2012 23:39 (eleven years ago) link

xpost also diff climates/environments. surviving zombies in the desert! surviving zombies in the snow!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 22 October 2012 23:40 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah finding out you're wife was screwing your buddy while zombie overtook the world is one thing, but carrying his baby. ALso did she get mad at him for killing Shane after she kind of egged it on? Or am I remembering wrong?

JacobSanders, Monday, 22 October 2012 23:42 (eleven years ago) link

xpost Oh yeah good point! I've thought that too. So interesting to see what zombies are like under the sun melting on old roads in the desert or freezing to ice and thawing during their aimless shuffling in the snow somewhere

Evan, Monday, 22 October 2012 23:43 (eleven years ago) link

forest zombies! mountain zombies! zombies in overgrown cornfields! so much potential

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 22 October 2012 23:44 (eleven years ago) link

This show has had so much potential from ep one, yet squandered it at nearly every turn, somehow mistaking enthusiasm for gory zombie action for interest in the internal moral battles of these wet blankets. So far season 3 (which I have not seen anything of) is getting good notices, but I would be shocked if the show doesn't find a way to screw up this promise and potential, too.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 October 2012 23:46 (eleven years ago) link

I guess Rick is all HARD now cause he kills peoples.

Evan, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 00:06 (eleven years ago) link

i kept worrying that the baby would die in the womb and then turn into baby zombie and start eating her.

scott seward, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 00:07 (eleven years ago) link

i love this show, but i would. man, lots of hate on this thread.

scott seward, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 00:08 (eleven years ago) link

I still don't understand why short haired lady wanted to operate on the lady zombie, is she assuming Lori will have to have a c-section?

JacobSanders, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 00:12 (eleven years ago) link

No I have fun watching the show myself! Love zombie stories, especially this thorough. With all those stupid survival books they sell at Urban Outfitters etc. it's about time they took the fantasy to a show of some sort.

Evan, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link

Carful Jacob scott hasn't watched this far yet.

Evan, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link

sorry

JacobSanders, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 00:16 (eleven years ago) link

spoiler

how did the prisoners survive in the cafeteria for 300 days without water

ticks up my sleeve (brownie), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 00:18 (eleven years ago) link

I know right?

Jacob I realized I was treading spoiler territory too! oops.

Evan, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 00:24 (eleven years ago) link

its okay i'll stop reading. i'll catch up.

scott seward, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 00:42 (eleven years ago) link

thinking of what ifs is stupid but i can't stop doing it. if farmer didn't go into town to get drunk no shooting of humans no car crash no bringing back lame-ass kid no future shot in the woods to alert horde and direct them towards farm. etc, etc, etc. but people typically do the wrong thing all the time so it all makes sense. but it drives me crazy.

scott seward, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 00:45 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah I think that is the strength of the show, and a theme.

Evan, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 00:49 (eleven years ago) link

i watched this the other night. toxic stuff that drives people crazy starring sam waterston and the RV dude from The Walking Dead. RV dude looked good all young!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUCJYHM3C9E

scott seward, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 00:51 (eleven years ago) link

Yaphet Katto! I must find that film.

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 00:56 (eleven years ago) link

how did the prisoners survive in the cafeteria for 300 days without water

first thing I asked my gf was "where were they shitting?!"
then, unfortunately, we found out

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 00:58 (eleven years ago) link

I thought that was just the rotten meat supply.

Evan, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 02:28 (eleven years ago) link

i've been told season three is a grand improvement
is this really true? i need it to be at least twice as good as the second season to even think about trying again.

let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 03:51 (eleven years ago) link

it's twice as good

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 03:59 (eleven years ago) link

"I still don't understand why short haired lady wanted to operate on the lady zombie, is she assuming Lori will have to have a c-section?"

I think it was just an excuse for her to cut some zombie bitch

akm, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 04:01 (eleven years ago) link

sigh okay i'll try it

let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 04:18 (eleven years ago) link

that last moment between rick & laurie was OMG COLD

i kind of love rick for that; and feel some sympathy for her being so outcast with her family while being so pregnant & needing the support she cant get

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 04:19 (eleven years ago) link

But why? because they had a squabble last fall? They weren't like that at the farm right before they left.

Evan, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 05:15 (eleven years ago) link

i love this show, btw. this has come up before, i think, it seems to be flawed and has dumb dialogue and a few stupid characters and yet i watch it religiously, as soon as i can download it the day after us broadcast.

Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 08:43 (eleven years ago) link

i didn't have a problem with Rick's change; he'd been holding in a lot of suspicion and anger at Lori for a long time, and I think the combination of being forced to kill Shane, risk everything to protect what is obviously Shane's kid, and raise Carl as a potential psycho killer (I mean, remember that crazy scene at the end of S2 where he WANTS to watch that guy get executed?) cracked him and now he's putting all the weight on her

that last scene was really good though. the choice of "we" instead of "I" especially

Nhex, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 13:34 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, good point.

Evan, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link

"I still don't understand why short haired lady wanted to operate on the lady zombie, is she assuming Lori will have to have a c-section?"

She explicitly says that Lori had her first kid with a c-section so Hershel had been presuming it was likely a c-section would be necessary for kid #2 and had been walking her through the procedure.

Clay, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 13:53 (eleven years ago) link

I'm on mega blood-thinners right now and so this show FREAKS me out w/r/t bleeding the last couple weeks.

I'm really glad I stuck through the really terrible first couple seasons on the hope they'd figure it out (hey! It's a genre show, so lets just do a genre show instead of a relationship show!) which they seem to have finally done. Bravo to these first couple episodes of season 3.

Clay, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 13:57 (eleven years ago) link

Seriously, though, the first couple of eps of season one and two were good, too. This show has trouble sustaining itself without a whole bunch of standing and somber talking. At least season 3 apparently features, you know, zombies.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 14:09 (eleven years ago) link

i love the beginnings and endings of almost every episode. kinda like Lost in that way. they get me going. okay, now i'm really going until i catch up.

scott seward, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 14:11 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, whole lot of plot you missed. Zombies, and, um. Zombies.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 14:13 (eleven years ago) link

Would be great if a happy ending to the series was all of the zombies rotting to bones and everyone living in a world where they merely have to shoot whoever ends up dying in the head as a precaution.

Evan, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

i think that's the end of world war z. except like north korea is all underground zombie theme park.

let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

i gotta give the show credit - they are generally very good with their cold opens

Nhex, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:19 (eleven years ago) link

watched the two new episodes. like them just as much as the old episodes. looking forward to the rich dudes in the next episode. they looked like rich dudes anyway in the preview.

scott seward, Thursday, 25 October 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

Man, just catching up on the second season, and every time I think it's not that bad, someone does something stupid or the show crawls to a halt or whatever. Some good set pieces, but mostly a lot of wheel spinning.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 October 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

*something cool seems like it might happen*
*standing around talking about the something cool that might happen for a long time*

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 October 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

d.j. conner as zombie slayer is SUCH an improvement this season. that kid was really the only character that bugged me during season 2.

scott seward, Thursday, 25 October 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

yeah he's turning out to be a much better character this season, now that he has things to do and they've given him some skills/personality

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 October 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

Kinda creeped out when he and Herschel's youngest daughter interact - is it supposed to be flirting?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 25 October 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link

yeah. in the book the girl's much younger.

Nhex, Thursday, 25 October 2012 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

Can't be too picky in the zombie apocalypse.

Evan, Thursday, 25 October 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

they all must be masturbating like crazy

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Thursday, 25 October 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

only a matter of time before herschel is caught defiling a zombie corpse

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Thursday, 25 October 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

Why in season 2 does Rick insist on using a revolver that keeps running out of ammo when he could get some crazier gun that holds more bullets?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 October 2012 02:05 (eleven years ago) link

i dunno. it's a mystery. doesn't seem like they really looked hard enough for better guns. they must have passed a ton of local cop shops on their way from atlanta. just one of those things its best to ignore. like: if you are on the run for months on end you are probably covered in cuts and scrapes AND zombie blood! i mean, that can't be healthy. or why they insist on wearing as little clothing as possible when one scratch can kill them.

scott seward, Friday, 26 October 2012 02:09 (eleven years ago) link

Because it's hot outside?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 October 2012 02:11 (eleven years ago) link

If it were the zombie apocalypse, I would be strapped like a first person shooter.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 October 2012 02:12 (eleven years ago) link

they AREN'T covered in scrapes and cuts is my point. and they totally would be. they are living like racoons and fighting monsters 24/7 and wearing tank tops.

scott seward, Friday, 26 October 2012 02:12 (eleven years ago) link

I also wondered how they all aren't constantly getting sick with all of the perpetual hygiene and nutritional struggles.

Evan, Friday, 26 October 2012 02:13 (eleven years ago) link

Rick's a white-hat lawman, he has to carry a good old-fashioned revolver
No-goodnik Shane preferred a Glock

I usually found myself wondering why they didn't all get nice new rides like Shane's crossover SUV.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 26 October 2012 02:13 (eleven years ago) link

With all the up close zombie killing, how has no one gotten some spray up in their eyes/nose/mouth? If a zombie bite can induce the infection to take over, wouldn't swallowing zombie?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 26 October 2012 02:14 (eleven years ago) link

i would be wearing pots & pans like a xena-loving raimi.

scott seward, Friday, 26 October 2012 02:14 (eleven years ago) link

Ah, but they're all infected already! The bite just speeds the process, but I don't think gargling zombie guts will turn you into Dr. jeckyl.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 October 2012 02:14 (eleven years ago) link

I get why they do it, but scary zombie growls makes them less scary.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 October 2012 02:15 (eleven years ago) link

i mean okay its hot but ONE SCRATCH! and they are fighting them up close and personal. get some heavy duty riot gear. now they have the riot gear...

scott seward, Friday, 26 October 2012 02:16 (eleven years ago) link

No milo has a point- what is about biting that isn't also the same if the zombie blood is ingested? Is it about the bite directly into the blood stream? Or is it that zombies have zombie-poison in their teeth?

Evan, Friday, 26 October 2012 02:26 (eleven years ago) link

unrelated but in the last ep, when maggie had her v tearful & heartfelt moment with Herschel, I was v impressed at the way the makeup department managed to use makeup to make her look like she wasn't wearing makeup. her face was kinda broken out, she was dirty, sweaty, her lips were chapped...she looked so real, I was really impressed by that

but yes, scott's right. need more cuts and bruises.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 26 October 2012 02:27 (eleven years ago) link

The zombie mythology is that everybody that dies comes back as a zombie, but getting bit by a zombie leads to infection and rapid death. And then you come back as a zombie. Which makes (zombie) sense, since dead things are massively septic.

Wrapping up season 2. These people spend an inordinate amount of time walking around in the woods or dark. Or both. When they're not bickering.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 October 2012 14:38 (eleven years ago) link

s3 has been going at a very nice click so far. Really, really hoping they can keep it up.

Simon H., Friday, 26 October 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

You know, if zombies tear their prey apart and consume them, wouldn't that significantly limit the number of new zombies to the freshly dead or wounded?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 October 2012 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

Also: why are the zombies so angry? Always growling and snarling.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 October 2012 14:52 (eleven years ago) link

Worst solemn line in season 2: "Christ promised the resurrection of the dead. I just thought ... he had something a little different in mind."

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 October 2012 15:14 (eleven years ago) link

You mean most hilarious line

Nhex, Friday, 26 October 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link

Would have been better if it was delivered as a joke and not as a "makes you think ...'

Also, what kind of stupid reveal is it that everyone is infected? It only matters once you're dead, anyway, so why would anyone living care?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 October 2012 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

oh they finally dropped that bon bon eh

We do live in a fallen, depraved world destined for the fire. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 26 October 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link

i really like the concept actually, as it creates the terror of anyone dying for any reason (starvation, paper cut wound)

in the book i remember like that wasn't revealed for some time? because of that weird road trip Rick takes to unbury Shane

Nhex, Friday, 26 October 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

i like this show a lot and I enjoy talking about it here and with Mr Veg after the show - that being said I sat through an hour-long conversation yesterday in my office where 2 guys rehashed everything from the episode and then went on long flights of fancy about how since the zombies are decomposing why don't all their teeth fall out and they eventually stop biting ppl?
makes u think. *shoots self*

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 26 October 2012 16:18 (eleven years ago) link

show's been steadily rising in quality since darabont left imo

turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 26 October 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link

i don't really notice much of a difference from season 1 to season 2. i should actually watch the first season again. it's been awhile since i watched it. whole thing seems pretty consistent. the underground government thing might have been my least fave thing on the show? i dunno, it reminded me of Lost but not in a good way. just felt bad that they couldn't live down there. pretty damn good place to wait out the zombies.

it does seem like the zombies are falling apart more as they, uh, age.

scott seward, Friday, 26 October 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

i like this show a lot and I enjoy talking about it here and with Mr Veg after the show - that being said I sat through an hour-long conversation yesterday in my office where 2 guys rehashed everything from the episode and then went on long flights of fancy about how since the zombies are decomposing why don't all their teeth fall out and they eventually stop biting ppl?

haha yes. these zombies are just constantly falling apart—their hands just pop off no problemo if they are caught in some handcuffs or whatever. that is UNTIL they grab you and they're suddenly super strong and have jaws of iron and healthy stay-in teeth that are just inescapable!

andrew m., Friday, 26 October 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

Realistic take on zombies would probably be pretty boring, because tbh the military would probably have no problem using it's zombie-proof arsenal (ie tanks, planes and nukes) if necessary.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 26 October 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link

Just goes to show how spoiled we are, that reanimated dead with too much realism attached is not enough drama for us.

Evan, Friday, 26 October 2012 20:45 (eleven years ago) link

No new comments? All you US people lost power?

Still really enjoying this 3rd series. Even though reading the comics meant I knew what was coming in that last scene, still enjoyable vile.

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Monday, 29 October 2012 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

Really strong ep I thought. David Morrissey!

Gukbe, Monday, 29 October 2012 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

I loved last night ep, had no idea they were going to bring in another group. I'm excited to see what will happen with Dale and his brother!!

JacobSanders, Monday, 29 October 2012 23:39 (eleven years ago) link

that ending was O_o

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 October 2012 23:41 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah I have no idea at all what that was about.

Gukbe, Monday, 29 October 2012 23:41 (eleven years ago) link

The ending as in the governor killed the army guys and then lied about it? Or did I missed something?

JacobSanders, Monday, 29 October 2012 23:45 (eleven years ago) link

The (living?) heads in the aquariums.

Gukbe, Monday, 29 October 2012 23:47 (eleven years ago) link

head aquarium I meant

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 October 2012 23:47 (eleven years ago) link

governor is a freaky dude

am not thrilled that Andrea's trying to make googly eyes at him? mishonne should just drag her out kicking and screaming, that place is baaaaaaaaaaaaad news

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 October 2012 23:48 (eleven years ago) link

Ha I totally forgot about that, WTF!!

JacobSanders, Monday, 29 October 2012 23:49 (eleven years ago) link

I couldn't help but laugh at Mishonne one mode throughout the episode.

JacobSanders, Monday, 29 October 2012 23:50 (eleven years ago) link

Mr Veg was rolling his eyes at the whole 'tea drinking' tableau, everyone making weird staring faces, it was v funny

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 October 2012 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

ugh may be done with this show after that episode. terrible. they broke off a side story with the worst character.

bnw, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 00:28 (eleven years ago) link

that was pretty lame, THIS TOWN IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS blah blah blah, hated seeing the redneck back
do want that bottom-pouring tea pitcher, tho

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 01:16 (eleven years ago) link

See, here we go. Season starts strong, goes to shit after a couple of episodes, Walking Dead MO. If all goes according to plan, the next five or so eps will be mostly talk.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 01:47 (eleven years ago) link

What do you guys want from this show??

JacobSanders, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 02:32 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah this been the strongest three episode run of the series.

Gukbe, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 02:34 (eleven years ago) link

yeah I agree

if you aren't on board by now then idk

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 02:40 (eleven years ago) link

I felt like that was a pretty ponderous way to introduce a standard small-town dictator storyline. That's kind of been my beef whenever I get bored with the series, it could be told with less Darabont-DOYOUSEEness. It's kind of like a series that missed out on cable TV's storytelling progress of the last ten years?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 03:19 (eleven years ago) link

that was ponderous to you?

scott seward, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 04:17 (eleven years ago) link

i feel like they crammed a whole lot of stuff into 44 minutes or whatever.

scott seward, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 04:18 (eleven years ago) link

As someone who digested the first 70-something issues of the comic over the course of a few days, one of my biggest complaints is the amount of time the show has taken to get to major turning points! But then, the first season was truncated, and the second one too talkative. I haven't seen the new season yet, was just reacting to the first appearance of complaints.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 11:45 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, bearing in mind you're talking about six years of the comics there...

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 11:58 (eleven years ago) link

I just realized that the walls of the town that they mentioned 5 times might not only be to keep zombies out. They keep people in too!!!

bnw, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 13:41 (eleven years ago) link

Subtle. "We are all the walking dead," etc.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 14:01 (eleven years ago) link

How many times did the Michonne actress' script say stares suspiciously in it. About as many as the governor's said averts eyes enigmatically and the same number as blondie's said drops one more level of defence against the governor's charms

Some awful "looks" exchanged throughout.

At this stage part of the show's theme of people benefiting from this new and crazy world seems to include Andrea waking up in a world full of her anarcho-fascist dream date.

Still enjoyed it though, great gore once again and the last scene was cool.

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

I'm just O_o that Andrea would latch onto psychopath govnah so quickly. I mean, I guess if Shane was her thing then he must be a fascist dream come true but yeuuuuuch

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 21:02 (eleven years ago) link

it did feel pretty lame and rushed. like couldn't he have told a story about his dead wife beside a fire in the next episode or something. that would have been enough to seal the deal and remove her initial suspicions

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

I'm still half wondering if he has his wife and child's heads in that aquarium

I didn't think to look at the time

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

I wasn't surprised Andrea took so quickly to the governor, he offered her exactly what she wants, a safe place, a community, friends, etc.

JacobSanders, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

not to mention all the undead heads preserved in formaldehyde she desires

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

psychopathic tendencies...

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

andrea & michonne kinda bore me on their own, they need to get back with the main group imo

turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

zombie heads and alfalfa for the rabbits

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

did the two chained zombies like rape michonne or something? just based on her reaction when andrea quizzed her.

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 21:11 (eleven years ago) link

i assumed they were related to her, because they were black

turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 21:11 (eleven years ago) link

in the comic one is her boyfriend and the other a good friend

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

I'm wondering if they're setting it up for Andrea to be playing the long game - good prisoner to Michonne's bad prisoner. But it would be pretty lame if they went that way without Michonne apparently being clued in.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link

Andrea seems to self-involved to play a long game? idk. Be good if she was.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:40 (eleven years ago) link

Well damn.

Gukbe, Monday, 5 November 2012 03:37 (eleven years ago) link

man, i am really happy they got the memo about things moving too slow on this show

Nhex, Monday, 5 November 2012 05:32 (eleven years ago) link

so Lori choosing to give birth/die was like... one of the most gobsmackingly stupid things I've ever seen in my life? I guess cool that they're dropping all the dead weight though. I meant I just I don't even I mean what I mean

Anyways good luck feeding that baby I guess?

Clay, Monday, 5 November 2012 12:49 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah that scene was kinda dumb. That baby's going to be dead weight though.

Also RIP T-Dog, an extra even in death.

yup, golf clap for AMC's rationing of minority characters

Nhex, Monday, 5 November 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link

if Lori hadn't done that, and the baby died... would it have gone zombie inside of her?

Great "WHAT'S IN THE BOX" impression by Rick at the end. That dude is kind of a terrible actor.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 5 November 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

rick's actor is a total ham, but i like him anyway

turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 5 November 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

Echoing lolzy treatment of T. I had been thinking that they really had to give him some kind of character this year, with a little arc, but no, they couldn't be bothered. Just killed him.

Gukbe, Monday, 5 November 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i kinda love Rick's hamminess too

Nhex, Monday, 5 November 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

it was funny because only 5 minutes earlier i was thinking 't-dog's gonna be ok, they cant kill the only black guy'

turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 5 November 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

I just started the third season, and wow, that first ep was great. Very much akin to the relentless, anything-goes vibe of the comic, and it didn't skimp on the gore, either.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 November 2012 19:25 (eleven years ago) link

Not reading thread because I'm only half through season 2, but -- what is the actual mode of new zombie production? Like, it seems like when zombies find a live human they eat the whole thing -- so what's the mechanism by which e.g. Sophia returns as a zombie? Like, when they caught her they just took a bite and then left her alone so she'd go zombie? Why?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 5 November 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah some are so eviscerated that you wonder but I guess we just assume she got a bite and ran away, and then eventually turned when she was on her own.

Gukbe, Monday, 5 November 2012 20:20 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe some savvy zombies at work?

S3E2 pretty great, too.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 November 2012 20:24 (eleven years ago) link

eephus - there is an explanation by the end of the season

Nhex, Monday, 5 November 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link

really? is there a whole mythology and whatnot going on? i thought it was just "oh shit zombies" and then let it play.

Gukbe, Monday, 5 November 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link

/never read the comic books

Gukbe, Monday, 5 November 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link

That explanation explains some stuff, but not why there would be partially eaten zombies milling about. Zombies generally members of the clean plate club, you'd think.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 November 2012 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

ah, it's just part of their bizarre dichotomy of having SUPER STRONG JAWS AND TEETH but their other body parts get taken off by a gust of wind

Nhex, Monday, 5 November 2012 20:55 (eleven years ago) link

OK, S3E3 was kind of crap, but it did an OK job conflating two comic book story lines.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 November 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

Thank goodness this show isn't airing under the Bush administration, or even its heaviest heavy handed bits would be even more heavy handed.

Also, we'd have Bush.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 November 2012 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

that was a discussion last night - if Lori hadn't had Maggie do the impromptu c-section and the fetus died, would it turn into a zombie (because we're all infected!!!!) inside of her, or would it have just been a stillbirth since it was never born and thus not a person and only people can be zombies?

would have loved a show that decided to settle the abortion debate that way, tbh

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 5 November 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

by the show's logic i gather we'd have gotten zombie lori + zombie baby, which would've been V-levels of amazing camp

Nhex, Monday, 5 November 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link

I wish I had a clip of that zombie baby from The Soup this week, that was so good.

Sug ban (Nicole), Monday, 5 November 2012 21:22 (eleven years ago) link

we're not going to be shocked with Lori turns up again alive and the boy didn't shoot her, are we?

Gukbe, Monday, 5 November 2012 21:26 (eleven years ago) link

not really, but i doubt it... i mean that kid is plenty shaping up to be a stone-cold killer

Nhex, Monday, 5 November 2012 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

There was a zombie baby in Zach Snyder's "Dawn" remake!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 November 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28mtJa2ORps

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 November 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link

Did Carol actually die or not? Can't work it out.

With Lori gone I won't any longer be bugged by her inability to tie her hair back even though it obviously would get in the way all the time.

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Monday, 5 November 2012 22:32 (eleven years ago) link

love the way they introduced a character t-dog could relate to then instantly replaced t-dog with him

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 00:08 (eleven years ago) link

this ep was pretty horrible though.

in unrelated news, michonne is hot.

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 00:08 (eleven years ago) link

was hoping that the Guvna had drugged Andrea's booze and then as she was trying to leave she'd pass out and he'd put her head in the aquarium or something weird.

also thought when he opened the door with the brick wall hallway, that it was one of those fake brick-wall doors and lol'd and then realized oh wait it's a real door nvm

mishonne is rad, she needs her kitana back

had no idea why lori would say keep the baby not really understanding that thought process but I cried a lot at the end so rick being hammy idk, felt at least kinda right/desperate to me.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 05:45 (eleven years ago) link

actually thinking abt Lori some more, I think that maybe it was just Lori knowing that once the bleeding had started that she wasn't going to survive anyway? Like I don't think that it was any kind of zombie related decision at all. If she's already had one cesarean then maybe she knew the deal way ahead of time and expected that she'd be sacrificing herself. I mean, it's not like the show's giving us a full medical rundown so who the fuck knows. shrug.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 06:14 (eleven years ago) link

Out of interest, how many of you who are watching this have read the comics?

I've not seen any of S3 yet, but I have them recorded and will binge this weekend I think, but I've read all the comics so don't feel like I'm spoilering myself by being on this thread before seeing S3.

comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link

things are happening a little differently, as they're kinda running three arcs at the same time right now... avoid the thread until you're caught up

Nhex, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 14:28 (eleven years ago) link

Coolio.

comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link

Where are they going to get formula to feed the baby?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

Didn't see a QuikTrip outside the prison.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

Also weird: how nobody has mentioned how much the Governor looks and sounds like an off-brand Liam Neeson

Nhex, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link

lol I made an off-handed comment to Mr Veg about how he looked like 'Opposite Day Liam Neeson' - he had no idea what I meant and I spent so long explaining it that it stopped being funny. :/

BUT HE TOTALLLY LOOKS LIKE A WEIRD VERSION OF LIAM NEESON. And sounds like him sort of!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

in the preview rick & maggie gonna go on a diaper run.

scott seward, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

the governor is kinda cool and i don't recognize him at all. he's like a rich bad guy character from charlie's angels who falls for one or more of the angels. and, despite themselves, the angels fall for as well.

scott seward, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:02 (eleven years ago) link

It's David Morrissey! He's pretty famous in Britain! He's not just an off-brand Neeson!

Manfred Mann meets Man Parrish (ithappens), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

oh wait he's the dude from Blackpool right? fking loved that show

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:10 (eleven years ago) link

He's pretty famous at a specific cultural range, don't think he's had problems walking down the street yet.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

You mean the British TV viewing public is not entirely made up of people who watch serious drama?

Manfred Mann meets Man Parrish (ithappens), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:24 (eleven years ago) link

he should totally play jack reacher in the reacher movie instead of tom cruise. my dad and i were thinking liam neeson would actually be perfect to play reacher but he's a little old for it. this guy would be next best thing. he seems big enough. reacher is 6 foot five in the books. tom cruise is 4 foot 5 in real life. so stupid. i really dig the books (thanks, dad).

scott seward, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

yeah MIL was beside herself that Cruise was playing Reacher, she loves those books!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

lee child also a brit. the dude who writes the best all-american thrillers right now. man, now i really wish the governor was playing him. i don't know what they were thinking. i mean i guess for people who don't read the books it doesn't matter. but reacher's size is such a major thing in the books. and tomcat is such a twerp.

scott seward, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

my dad gave me the newest one for my birthday and i thought there would be no way i would ever read it. i'm on my third one right now and have like four more on deck. i never read tough guy thrillers.

scott seward, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 20:37 (eleven years ago) link

anyway, i liked the last episode. it was sad. and frenetic. two down just like that! and yeah t-dog kinda got shafted. next episode looks pretty action-packed too and not 44 minutes of grieving.

scott seward, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 20:40 (eleven years ago) link

Gullible Andrea stuff lame in S3E4, baby stuff I guess sad and inevitable but boilerplate, but a solid ep that shows the show isn't averse to radical decisions, which will benefit us all as viewers.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

Finally got around to watching last weeks episode and it delivered!!

JacobSanders, Thursday, 8 November 2012 05:35 (eleven years ago) link

was definitely better thought the town stuff is painful. kill off horrible Andrea and I will be a believer.

bnw, Friday, 9 November 2012 00:39 (eleven years ago) link

xp I see what you did there Jacob

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 9 November 2012 00:59 (eleven years ago) link

Did Carol actually die or not? Can't work it out.

I was going to say "if we didn't see her die, she probably didn't", but then I remembered Sophia, so never mind.

Is David Morrissey running a breeding programme?

trishyb, Friday, 9 November 2012 23:53 (eleven years ago) link

What day does this air in the US, just so as I remember not to read this thread between US airing and having watched it?

David Morrissey's international 'fame' thus far is just Basic Instinct 2, right?

ailsa, Saturday, 10 November 2012 00:36 (eleven years ago) link

It airs on Sunday nights.

Gukbe, Saturday, 10 November 2012 00:36 (eleven years ago) link

Right, cheers. We don't get it until Friday. You probably discussed this already.

With Lori gone I won't any longer
be bugged by her inability to tie
her hair back even though it
obviously would get in the way all
the time.

I have issues with her always wearing earrings.

ailsa, Saturday, 10 November 2012 00:41 (eleven years ago) link

i already knew who morrison was, but the neeson thing hit me in this ep too. i think it was the way he talked in a certain scene, his intonation or smth

turds (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, 10 November 2012 03:07 (eleven years ago) link

Has Neeson ever played a bad guy? "Excalibur?"

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 10 November 2012 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

yeah he never really does play the bad guy. i think he would be too frightening for movie audiences as the bad guy. he would be the best bad guy ever.

scott seward, Saturday, 10 November 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link

Batman Begins

Gukbe, Saturday, 10 November 2012 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

Neeson's the bad guy in Batman Begins. XP

Clay, Saturday, 10 November 2012 14:56 (eleven years ago) link

Oh, crap. Well, other than in one of the biggest movies of the last ten years.

That was a shit bad guy, though.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 10 November 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link

*morrissey

turds (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, 10 November 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

Finally all caught up with this. Thought they handled the birth thing well, and can see the sense in them running the two storylines together. Little bit disbelieving of the way Woodbury citizens are seemingly just aimlessly walking hand-in-hand down the boulevard all day. Wish we'd seen more of the development between Michonne and Andrea; the "8 months later" jump seems odd - can just about deal with it with the main party, as they all know each other, but seems strange with M&A. Vaguely miffed at Merl returning as I don't like him much as a character, and I do like Daryl, and fear the former will have a negative affect on the latter.

comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 12 November 2012 11:42 (eleven years ago) link

"Little bit disbelieving of the way Woodbury citizens are seemingly just aimlessly walking hand-in-hand down the boulevard all day."

haha, for real. they look like they're at disneyland. what the hell are they all talking about with big smiles on their faces? "ah, remember when we had families before the world ended? those were good times..."

scott seward, Monday, 12 November 2012 13:21 (eleven years ago) link

wouldn't they all be working 24 hours a day to feed and clothe and house that many people?

scott seward, Monday, 12 November 2012 13:22 (eleven years ago) link

okay, its my turn to vote thumbs down on an episode. i think its only fair. zombie wrestling matches really pretty fucking lame. and also really believable, but also just lame. i can definitely see people in this country thinking of all kinds of things to do with zombies. hardly shocking. but i'm guessing there is more to come as far as secret experiments go and all that. but even that...who really cares what they do to zombies?

scott seward, Monday, 12 November 2012 13:25 (eleven years ago) link

You're not read the comics then, I take it?

comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 12 November 2012 13:26 (eleven years ago) link

this episode was really unsatisfying for me. nothing really accomplished. nothing cool and new. i also have no time for rick going crazy. either snap out of it or kill yourself.

scott seward, Monday, 12 November 2012 13:27 (eleven years ago) link

no. i don't read the comics.

scott seward, Monday, 12 November 2012 13:27 (eleven years ago) link

i figure the show is going to be different from the comics and i kinda just want to follow one thing.

scott seward, Monday, 12 November 2012 13:28 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, it's a little different - end results and major plot points / themes all seem the same, but they're finding different ways of doing things.

comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 12 November 2012 13:30 (eleven years ago) link

Wish Darryl would stop killing animals I like - owls, possums...

Oh apparently Carol died off-screen?

Metal Archies (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 12 November 2012 14:06 (eleven years ago) link

that was kinda clumsily handled, regardless of whether she ends up being alive or not

Nhex, Monday, 12 November 2012 14:11 (eleven years ago) link

so they just dug and filled in an empty grave?

scott seward, Monday, 12 November 2012 14:30 (eleven years ago) link

wouldn't darryl have turned the prison upside down trying to find her? or at least her body? kinda feel like he would have.

scott seward, Monday, 12 November 2012 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

They dug and filled three empty graves, didn't they? None of the three bodies (Lori, Carol and T-Dog) were recovered. How was the rest of the gang able to confirm Carol and T-Dog's deaths?

Louche Affect (KMS), Monday, 12 November 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link

Fuck, I shouldn't have worded that to be less spoilery.

Louche Affect (KMS), Monday, 12 November 2012 14:56 (eleven years ago) link

they saw t-dog go down. i think? wait, no, maybe only carol saw him go down. they saw him get bit anyway. i guess they just assumed carol got eaten.

scott seward, Monday, 12 November 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link

i'm assuming carol is still alive. I've watched enough soap operas in my time to know that if you die off screen you aren't dead

akm, Monday, 12 November 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link

They found Carol's scarf, and didn't they find T-Dogg's mangled body?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 12 November 2012 15:40 (eleven years ago) link

Also, clearly it has been set up that Daryl will have to kill his brother, thus reaffirming his good-guy status, and getting rid of Merle, who is a lame character.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 12 November 2012 15:40 (eleven years ago) link

Dear movies and tv-shows: having a chainsaw for a limb worked in "The Evil Dead." Having a gun for a limb, however, is totally stupid, especially in a show that aims at some sort of realism.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 12 November 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

Who has a gun limb?

Nhex, Monday, 12 November 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

Just read the AV Club recap, and man, I'm glad I skipped this ep. Doesn't sound like this season's arc will get much better, either. Sigh. Some good analysis in there as to the fundamental flaws with the show. That is, if you took away the zombie threat for even an episode, what could they possibly do to make these characters compelling? They'd talk about life before the zombies, and then they'd just sit around and stew. They need to give these lumps some drive, like Daryl seems to have. He's the only one propelled by more than just inertia.

Maybe they can introduce a quest for the mythical planet "Earth?'

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 12 November 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link

admittedly i have low expectations for this show, but Rick and Michonne's angry kills were enough for me to put this one in the "win" column

Nhex, Monday, 12 November 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

I find it almost surreal how the series has been following the events of the comic, but depicting them in often totally different ways despite arriving at the same results.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 12 November 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah wait nobody has a gun limb.

Evan, Monday, 12 November 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

Andrea's head will make a nice addition to the aquarium

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 November 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link

i have definitely reached the point where i don't really care if anyone dies. except darryl for some reason. i would be sad if he died.

scott seward, Monday, 12 November 2012 16:55 (eleven years ago) link

xxxp I love that they're doing this - makes it a lot more fun to watch for the readers, as everything is kind of familiar, but you still don't know exactly what's going to happen. This kind of thing gets done a lot in anime/manga adaptations moving in both directions.

Nhex, Monday, 12 November 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

Also, this show is still not nearly as grim as the book was, thankfully. I guess we'll see how this season ends though!

Nhex, Monday, 12 November 2012 16:58 (eleven years ago) link

Wait, I could have sworn Merle had a gun attachment for his stump. No?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 12 November 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

Thought the near total absence of Lori's remains, and then the huge stomach of the zombie, was really effective and creepy.

Gukbe, Monday, 12 November 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

merle has a knife stump.

scott seward, Monday, 12 November 2012 17:42 (eleven years ago) link

gukbe otm.

Greg Nicotero pointed out on the Talking Dead aftershow that the Lori-eating zombie even had a lock of Lori's hair hanging out of it's mouth, which I didn't notice (and am kind of glad I didn't see) O_o

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 November 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link

Pretty sure the ep that showed Merle up on his post, picking off zombies on the periphery of Woodbury, had someone fetch him his gun, which he attached to his stump before he started taking out walkers.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 12 November 2012 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

What was most creepy was that, during the scene where the Governor was combing his undead daughter's hair, what sounded very like a piano version of Serge Gainsbourg's "Lemon Incest" was playing in the background

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Monday, 12 November 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

Pretty sure the ep that showed Merle up on his post, picking off zombies on the periphery of Woodbury, had someone fetch him his gun, which he attached to his stump before he started taking out walkers.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, November 12, 2012 1:05 PM (4 hours ago)

If that is true then I'm sure it just holds the gun there? I doubt they'd be unrealistic about it.

Evan, Monday, 12 November 2012 23:09 (eleven years ago) link

is it me or is Merle not as awful this time around? I remember his character being the worst thing about the entire show first season, now he's just kinda there

don't trust the lil b in apartment 23 (fadanuf4erybody), Monday, 12 November 2012 23:18 (eleven years ago) link

thought it was a bit silly that the governor abandoned his tentative woodbury tour in favour of taking andrea on a date to watch merle beating seven shades of shit out of another beefcake in a cage made of zombies

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Monday, 12 November 2012 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

"i am fairly sure she is into me enough that this won't matter."

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Monday, 12 November 2012 23:55 (eleven years ago) link

that character is always gonna be maddening. the dude you have to worry about on top of all the man-eating monsters trying to kill you. you just want them to die so badly. tim robbins kinda set the modern bar high with his crazy dude in war of the worlds.

sooooooo those guys from philadelphia who bit the dust last season they didn't live in this town did they? i'm guessing not. i don't have a good mapquest sense of how far everything is from everything else. how far is the prison from the town?

scott seward, Monday, 12 November 2012 23:58 (eleven years ago) link

i thought it was really funny how he was hooting and cheering and turned to her while she was making the http://i.imgur.com/JWXzm.jpg face and is like 'what, you dont like this??'

turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 00:03 (eleven years ago) link

haha yeah that was great

xp so otm on that tim robbins bit from WotW

Nhex, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 00:05 (eleven years ago) link

yeah it kinda had that 'Travis Bickle taking the girl to the porn theater on the first date' feel to it

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 00:16 (eleven years ago) link

If they had just established maybe one episode prior that the zombies become complacent when they can no longer bite, than why were the arena zombies still in attack mode with their teeth removed?

Evan, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 06:29 (eleven years ago) link

I felt like the complacency is something they learn over time or become conditioned into? Like, they *become* complacent in the situation with Mishonne, as her captives and eventually become docile... but these fightclub zombies had their teeth removed what, just the day before...and are still place in a situation where they're encouraged to bite. So they're not really being conditioned not to, so of course they're still going to try. I dunno if that's what's actually going on or what but that's how I interpreted it.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 06:52 (eleven years ago) link

i think you're on the money there... also it makes a nice metaphor for what seems inevitable for this town

Nhex, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 07:35 (eleven years ago) link

last shot of Michonne holding the basket in the pack of zombies clutching the fence was nice

Nhex, Monday, 19 November 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

Expected to see angry posts about the phone to heaven.

Evan, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 01:57 (eleven years ago) link

wait nothing else to add? anyone? i think this might have been my fave episode yet. first thing you have to remember though is: ALWAYS shoot merle if he comes up to you on the street. plus, come on, GO BACK was pretty good as a sight gag.

scott seward, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 20:28 (eleven years ago) link

fave episode this seaon i should add.

scott seward, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 20:28 (eleven years ago) link

They should have a "Walking Dead" Thanksgiving ep.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

Looking forward to seeing Andrea in the head-quarium imo

it was a p good episode, def

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

OTM about Andrea, she is the worst.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 21:12 (eleven years ago) link

kinda bummed they found carol tbh

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 21:14 (eleven years ago) link

ha! do you want anyone to live? i already said the good hick brother is the only one i really care about. and i don't even know why.

scott seward, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link

phone call from the grave, man. phone call from the grave. would actually be really cool if he did go completely insane. like full bughouse insane. and they have to cart him around babbling all the time. but sadly you know he'll just shake off his insanity.

scott seward, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link

darryl (good hick brother) is definitely still my favorite

I heard that Cutty from The Wire is joining the cast in a couple of weeks, which is exciting because I <3 <3 him

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

the phone call was good. it was very comic-booky. was that in the comic?

akm, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 23:04 (eleven years ago) link

it certainly was.

it just might not jive with you (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 23:24 (eleven years ago) link

Whoever does their sound design should get some props for making that call sound creepy. Numbers station creepy.

Metal Archies (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 22 November 2012 04:17 (eleven years ago) link

irl rick actorman said it was a real phone call, it was really Lori calling from a set she was on in canada?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 November 2012 04:19 (eleven years ago) link

andrea is so annoying. she'd be duped into falling in love with captain hook if he was on the show.

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Thursday, 22 November 2012 13:15 (eleven years ago) link

I never minded Andrea too much - on a show of badly written characters she didn't really stand out - but these past two episodes she's really become annoying.

Metal Archies (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 22 November 2012 13:41 (eleven years ago) link

^agreed

Nhex, Thursday, 22 November 2012 13:45 (eleven years ago) link

the suicidal thing and her and dale bugged me. who cares. its the end of the world. either kill yourself or go get some firewood or something. totally do not miss dale by the way...

scott seward, Thursday, 22 November 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, nine months or whatever on the run from zombies, protected only by a taciturn amateur samurai, would probably fuck you up, but don't really know what happened to Andrea during that span. Also, she was annoying beforehand. Too many demons for a second-tier character to carry.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 November 2012 14:56 (eleven years ago) link

thoughts:

that Governor and Maggie scene seriously creeped me the hell out - maybe because i knew how much worse it was in the books

reaaally hope they don't kill off Glenn, as i always suspect whenever they suddenly give a character a push

also glad Rick's group didn't stand there and deliberate on killing the crazy hillbilly

i really, really hope there's a good payoff to Andrea being so oblivious, but it's unlikely

Nhex, Monday, 26 November 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

Guv and Maggie stuff really really uncomfortable. Kind of glad they pulled back if it was worse in the books.

Gukbe, Monday, 26 November 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

oh god yeah Guv/Maggie was so hard to watch. really terrifying. and the way Guvna messed with Glenn at the end by kissing Maggie

really looking forward to next week, shit's really popping off now

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 26 November 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

love that rick and the gang stormed into a guy's house, murdered him, threw him to the zombies and made their escape out the back

turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 26 November 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

felt like that dude's backstory should be a webisode or little comic or something

Gukbe, Monday, 26 November 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

loved the way the zombies set upon the dude afterwards, like the way they swarmed the horse in the city in the first season

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 26 November 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

they were probably pretty hungry at this point

Gukbe, Monday, 26 November 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link

Just catching up on last week's (skipped the one before that). Don't mind the phone stuff (knew it from the comic). Hate every scene with Andrea and Merle, none of which go anywhere. They're stuck in circumscribed character loops.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 November 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

Wait a minute, what the fuck was up with that hermit who has been living in a shack a mile from Woodbury for, what, a year? Was the script five minutes too short or something, and one of the writers was all, hey, what if they get trapped in a shack with a hermit for five minutes!

Rest of the staff: "Yeah, that's a great idea! What then?"
Writer: "Then? Then ... uh ... the hermit goes nuts and they throw him to the zombie horde!'
Rest of staff: "Awesome! What then?"
Writer: "Then ... everyone leaves?"
Rest of staff: "Awesome!"

Also, what the hell, next week is a midseason finale? Does that mean there's going to be a long break before new episodes resume?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 November 2012 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

well they didn't want them getting to woodbury too quickly

also mishonne needed to show them her sword skillz

part of me wondered if that dude had been hiding under that comforter for the entire zombiepocalypse

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 26 November 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

loool josh

Nhex, Monday, 26 November 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

part of me wondered if that dude had been hiding under that comforter for the entire zombiepocalypse

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, November 26, 2012 2:16 PM (27 minutes ago)

The "I'll call the cops" was pretty blatantly suggesting that.

Evan, Monday, 26 November 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link

kind of a cool plan when u think about it

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 26 November 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

Hermit was just playin' dead, under the covers.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 November 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

Also I don't know if the Hermit death showed Mishonnes skillz or tough/merciless decision making skillz. Not sure why Rick and Daryl aren't as jumpy around her as they were with crazy ponytail inmate. Only difference is he was a little more outwardly nutty and dangerous before shit went down. I guess there was more of an alpha struggle going on in that situation.

Evan, Monday, 26 November 2012 20:16 (eleven years ago) link

not that this is shown/illustrated in any way but darryl and rick could probably get a sense right away from mishonne vs ponytail as to how erratic/freaked out they were...since mishonne carries herself pretty confidently in a fight, they didn't have to 'babysit' or pick up any of her slack

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 26 November 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link

Also, what the hell, next week is a midseason finale? Does that mean there's going to be a long break before new episodes resume?

Final eight episodes of the season air starting in February. They did this last season as well. They don't want to air new episodes over the Christmas break. This season is also 16 episodes, so I wonder if they're using the the break to allow for more shooting.

Gukbe, Monday, 26 November 2012 21:37 (eleven years ago) link

come on you guys give glenn some props for zombie fighting tied to a chair!!

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

Merle/anyone would have expected him to just die so it's strange that they wouldn't just shoot him in the face after he ended up surviving the zombie.

Cool scene though.

Evan, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

Like the point seemed to be "kill Glenn/revenge for leaving me on the roof" so why wouldn't he kill Glenn after his miraculous victory?

Evan, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link

yeah glenn was kind of a badass with the chairfighting scene

v proud of him

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

i think merle was just pissed at him and figured if he made it he made it and if he didn't no big deal.

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

yup yup, glenn deserves mad props for that one

Nhex, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

he was ice cold

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link

Was kinda hoping the Governor would come in and be like "hey, guys - MY CHAIR! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY FUCKING CHAIR?!"

endless budgie (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 29 November 2012 05:09 (eleven years ago) link

I understand that the Gov has ... issues, but I'm not sure where his ire toward the other crew comes from. Like, what's in it for the Gov? Also, why would the Gov keep a loose canon like Merle so close? Merle has injured or taken out more people than he has zombies. Also, what is up with the mad scientist, and why does Gov keep that guy around? Also, why is the mad scientist so stupid? I'm a little worried they're going to burn Woodbury down to the ground before they even give a glimpse of the Gov beneath his surface. And yes, I have read the comic, which is partially what is making the portrayal so perplexing. The heads in the tanks, his mood swings - is there a method to his madness?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 29 November 2012 13:52 (eleven years ago) link

mad scientist seems around just to feed the governor's hope that his daughter can be "cured" which is an angle i like, as much like Hershel he'll have to face the inevitability and hopelessness

merle actually seems a little toned down compared to the rest of his psycho shooty group, just a little dumber? when they killed that military outfit in the premiere, merle was the one who actually had something of a human reaction to the whole thing

i doubt they'll kill off the gov before the end of the full season - i'm hoping like Michonne we'll get some real flashbacks going more into his background soon

Nhex, Thursday, 29 November 2012 14:04 (eleven years ago) link

mad scientist seems around just to feed the governor's hope that his daughter can be "cured" which is an angle i like, as much like Hershel he'll have to face the inevitability and hopelessness

Sure, but remember: we're over a year out now, several months post farm. Surely they've figured out how things work, no?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 29 November 2012 14:11 (eleven years ago) link

but the governor is psychopathic and delusional and won't let it go. at least, that's how i'm interpreting it - they haven't been too explicit about it yet

Nhex, Thursday, 29 November 2012 14:23 (eleven years ago) link

my prediction is that michonne or someone will come in and axe his daughter and then he'll go into full blown rage mode or a crying fit

Nhex, Thursday, 29 November 2012 14:28 (eleven years ago) link

mad scientist seems around just to feed the governor's hope that his daughter can be "cured" which is an angle i like, as much like Hershel he'll have to face the inevitability and hopelessness
Sure, but remember: we're over a year out now, several months post farm. Surely they've figured out how things work, no?

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, November 29, 2012 9:11 AM (1 hour ago)

Well in this case the Gov is trying to have scientist guy figure out essentially if there is any shred of his daughter's consciousness or memory still trapped in her zombie body.

Evan, Thursday, 29 November 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

That's all well and good, but it doesn't quite explain why he is psycho on top of that, compelled to rape, torture and kill interlopers. Or National Guardsmen or whatever. His craziness seems to be divergent.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 29 November 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link

this last episode kind of highlighted that the Guvna's kinda rick + crazypoints minus any real integrity (though the lack of perceived integrity is just because we haven't hung with him through his backstory, he might have been a standup guy like rick fro at the beginning to, who the fuck knows).

but guvna's got a group of people + a town (Woodbury) that he's hellbent on *protecting* and he'll go to whatever lengths necessary to protect those thigns, because in his own mind Woodbury itself is enough of a justification. He's protecting ~a way of life~

now granted he's completely fucking batshit. so the lengths that he goes to, and the reasons that compel him to go to those lengths do not of course hold up to any rigors of logic really at all.

but in his mind that's what he's doing. and we haven't really seen much of Woodbury to believe it's worth preserving but maybe that's not the point - the point is *he's* super in love with this thing he's built so that's pretty much all the motivation he needs.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 November 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe the hermit thought his shack was his own private Woodbury.

Anyway, don't know why he would consider Rick et al. a threat apropos of nothing.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 29 November 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

they've survived up to this point on their own outside of the 'magical' woodbury --- they're a threat because it proves that the guvna isn't really necessary for people's survival. and rick's a threat to his leadership.

you have to think like a hunkered down fascist dictator for it to make sense

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

the "they didn't have THESE WALLS" line excuse following the military slaughter definitely keyed that mindset in for me

Nhex, Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

i felt a sense of pride when the gov was so shocked that they took over the prison with 10 people. MERLE said it couldn't be done! that's how i know i still like this show.

scott seward, Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link

i know, i was kinda chuffed for rick over that too

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

Did the Gov actually rape her or was he leading her (and Glenn later) to believe that in a mind game?

Evan, Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:45 (eleven years ago) link

i think the latter

god I fucking hope so

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link

He clearly was trying to get her to talk by making her think he was going to do that, and when she still held her own he backed off then the scene cut. So...

Evan, Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

He didn't actually rape her, but the implication is he could have, and as far as the show is concerned he may as well have. Like someone noted above, horrifying but nothing near the Gov. analog in the comic, who was pretty much just a psycho. The show is confusing things - motives, characters - by conflating two storylines from the books, the Gov. and Woodbury.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link

Cutty!

ω (carne asada), Monday, 3 December 2012 04:28 (eleven years ago) link

Said that out loud when he came on screen

Gukbe, Monday, 3 December 2012 04:35 (eleven years ago) link

good episode, loved the new group introduction. the Woodbury rescue was great, too.

also, yay, they let Danai Gurira emote!!! finally! great confrontation b/w her and the Governor, though I kinda wish she had just said "uh, he sent a death squad after me" instead of stomping off quietly

speaking of which, Andrea's stupidity really did cross a new line here, i mean, come on, AQUARIUMS OF ZOMBIE HEADS. there is no rational explanation for that one. she really needs to pull out of this character dive ASAP when the show comes back, or just kill her off already.

also i'm gonna say it again: wtf AMC, you had to kill the black guy again? i was kinda joking about the minority actor rationing, but i mean, seriously, this is getting kind of fucked up

Nhex, Monday, 3 December 2012 04:47 (eleven years ago) link

OK, gotta say, jut started this ep and that was the best cold open ever. Always interesting to see what other bands of survivors are like.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 December 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

that cold open was great! major scouting fail on Rick's group's behalf to not know the whole back of the prison is open O_o

CUTTTTTYYYYYYYYYY yay so glad he's in this now

yeah I'm with u nhex, I was super bummed when they offed the black dude YET AGAIN. like, cmon man t-dogg was hard enough, let a few brothers live ffs.

the look on andrea's face when she was having that stand-off with Mishonne was like 'OMG YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING'

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 December 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

Wait, what exactly did Michonne have against the governor? In the comic (spoiler?) the gov, iirc, raped and tortured her, so she wanted vengeance. But what does she have against him in this telling?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 December 2012 19:37 (eleven years ago) link

he did send a death squad after her

Nhex, Monday, 3 December 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link

Sure, but get in line, you know? Or take it out on Merle, for shooting her. But heading back to the person who sent the death squad after you, with that person still surrounded by said death squad? Doesn't seem worth the risk. Vs. vengeance after the guy raped and tortured you, which yes, I definitely see that.

I have noticed that for every black guy they kill they seem to add two more black characters. T-Dogg dies, we get Michonne and the prisoner. Prisoner dies, we get Cutty and his friend. At this rate there will be (does math) maybe four black speaking roles by the end of the season?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 December 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link

you're forgetting the chick from season 1 who decides to die in the explosion, and the escaped prisoner who sets off the alarm. i wouldn't take odds that Cutty's friend will make to the end of the season, but i'm hoping she will

Michonne definitely has some trust issues that i'm hoping they'll go back and explain, but i can easily accept that a) in their first meeting, his goons kidnap her and Andrea b) she figures out pretty fast that Gov/Merle & Co. are some stone cold psychos and c) if they sent out a bunch of dudes to kill her for basically NO reason, chances are good that they'll do it again, so it's worth slicing him up. also d) she knew something crazy was going on in that locked room, but i guess she's just a curious cat

of course, that makes the decision to NOT kill him because of Andrea's stupidity even worse, but ehhhhhhhhhhhhh ok there's my limit

Nhex, Monday, 3 December 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

I forgot everything about season one. Iirc, they were still working out how many dead black characters translate to new black characters. But I'm hopeful!

Isn't this show set around Atlanta? Which is majority African-American? Sort of adds insult to injury.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 December 2012 20:21 (eleven years ago) link

yup.

Nhex, Monday, 3 December 2012 20:24 (eleven years ago) link

i think mishonne's beef with the guvna is a) turning andrea's head and taking her away b) threatening her when they had their last face-off ...and her first introdution to him was seeing him kill the helicopter dude who for her, for all intents and purposes was still human and had not turned. sure she didn't know about the carrier thing, that everyone will turn, but she sees him as a coldblooded killer from the getgo and I don't think any of her interactions with him changed that impression. and maybe she knew that killing the guvna was the only way to get andrea out? idk. that's me heavily editorializing so who the hell knows.

but there's a part of me that also thinks, for all her toughness at heart there's something v childlike in mishonne. and the guvna scared the fuck out of her. and maybe that was enough reason. i dunno her backstory but my guess is that's not the first time she's felt/been physically threatened by someone

shrug I'll stop, I'm just making shit up at htis point now, lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 December 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

enjoyed the yokel convict is a paedo interlude

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Monday, 3 December 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

yeah that was p lol

especially when he tried to double-down on the whole lesbian exchange with Carol.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 December 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

Agreeably insane comic-style analysis of zombie kills in the series so far: http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/12/05/graphic-stopping-the-dead-a-statistical-look-back-at-the-walking-dead-series-so-far/

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Friday, 7 December 2012 05:10 (eleven years ago) link

I can't have been the only one who thought "tailaways" when the new group turned up at the beginning of the episode.

trishyb, Saturday, 8 December 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

was it just me or did anyone else have a fleeting moment where they half expected Carol to bone down with twitchy mustache guy

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 8 December 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

I kinda figured they were doing that in the tower.

endless budgie (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 9 December 2012 07:14 (eleven years ago) link

maria hasn't been watching this and we watched the first two episodes of season one last night and man that is a weird experience. knowing what i know and all. definitely a show worth re-watching.

so stupid to play WHAT IF with this series but can't help thinking that if glenn hadn't mentioned merle they all would have just gotten out of there together. oh well. you need a cliffhanger. i was a little confused about why the gov decided that merle had to go. oh wait never mind i know now. merle had told the gov that he killed sword woman. duh. is that it?

scott seward, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 15:05 (eleven years ago) link

he wasn't sure about his loyalties since they found out his brother was alive, and second yeah, Merle not killing Michonne AND lying about it - the resulting consequences were pretty bad for the ol' Gov. Plus you know, he's a fascist control freak who demands absolute loyalty

Nhex, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

Plus this could all be long con stuff by the governor, especially if they're trying to still adhere somewhat loosely to the storyline as it played out in the comics.

Macro Polo (Phil D.), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

i bought the comic collections for Mr Veg for Christmas

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

lol amc

Gukbe, Thursday, 27 December 2012 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

For what it’s worth, two fellow showrunners have taken to Twitter (via Deadline) to criticize the network over it’s treatment of the creative forces behind its programs. “The Shield” creator Shawn Ryan tweeted “AMC, WTF? Common knowledge that AMC cut ‘Breaking Bad’ shorter than it should have been. Now you have creative differences w/ biggest hit’s savior? With FX, Showtime, HBO, Starz, Cinemax, A&E, TNT and others to sell to, it’s a real question now why good show runners should sell to AMC?”

Kurt Sutter, the infamously profane creator of “Sons Of Anarchy” didn’t hold anything back when he tweeted “AMC is run by small-minded, bottom-line thinkers who have no appreciation or gratitude for the effort of its creative personnel. Time and time again we see events like what happened today with Glen Mazzara. They continue to disrespect writers, shit on their audiences and bury their network. Mazzara took the work-in-progress that was ‘Walking Dead’ and turned into a viable TV show with a future. Without him, that future is dim. Showrunners are not development executives, we’re not cookiecutter douchebags that you plug into a preexisting model. TWD will suffer. Even Zombies need consistency. ‘Mad Men’ and ‘Breaking Bad’ will be gone soon. So will AMC. I hope their f*cking stock takes a dive and the shareholders line up (Josh) Sapan, (Charles) Dolan and (Charlie) Collier and shit in their open hands. C*nts.”

lol

turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 27 December 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

Man, Laurie Holden has some crazy annoying bobblehead acting tics.

Solid ep. Welcome back. Good to hear that Mazzara at least steered this season to its end, so it probably won't all apart before then.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2013 16:53 (eleven years ago) link

I'm pretty okay with the actress, just her character's actions seem to make little sense most of the time. The Governor's flimsy excuses get worse and worse, like he/the writers are not even trying anymore

Not gonna lie though, I still love seeing Rick going wack-a-doo OTT

Nhex, Monday, 11 February 2013 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

It is an interesting twist, though. Both communities are being lead by clearly unstable men. But what is the alternative? Stick with the nut who has kept you safe, or take your chances in Zombieland?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2013 17:02 (eleven years ago) link

I saw a bit of that annoying Talking Dead show afterwards; just wanted to mention how annoyed I was that Kevin Smith totally misinterpreted that good bit where Rick is holding the baby, and obviously feels this massive disconnect from it, furthering his spiral into madness - Smith totally just missed this

Nhex, Monday, 11 February 2013 17:13 (eleven years ago) link

I thought Rick was going to chuck the baby into the wall.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2013 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

In fairness, that baby totally wouldn't shut up

Nhex, Monday, 11 February 2013 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

God I thought he was going to snap the baby's neck

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 February 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

lol this show is so funny, all that "mm mm, boy howdy" innuendo from merle early on was hilarious. "like two peas in a pod", "real cosy" while he gurned and licked his lips. andrea, wtf is she even doing at this point or what's her motivation, the whole thing is just so shonkily hammered together.

Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Monday, 11 February 2013 23:17 (eleven years ago) link

Well, they're still juggling too many plots, since they're conflating several comic stories at once. Also, this world is still super small; I get the feeling most of the show has taken place in the same five square miles or so.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2013 23:31 (eleven years ago) link

AVClub:

The much higher stakes of last night’s episode—what with fans dying to see baby Judith beginning to lift her own head and respond to sounds, and also that whole war with The Governor thing—brought in an even larger audience, even against the comparatively less-exciting zombie that is the music industry lumbering through another Grammys. At this point, with its 7.7 million average among adults 18 to 49, The Walking Dead is actually doing better numbers in that demo than any of its competitors—including top broadcast shows like The Big Bang Theory, Modern Family, and NCIS, which is totally unprecedented. No doubt AMC celebrated the news by binge-hiring-and-firing three new showrunners.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 14:48 (eleven years ago) link

zing!

Nhex, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 14:53 (eleven years ago) link

Has anyone in the history of TV and movies ever marked a makeshift grave with anything but a cross?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 17:58 (eleven years ago) link

in the star wars movies that just burned the jedis on pyres... does that count?

Nhex, Monday, 25 February 2013 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

Nah, pyres don't count. I'm talking dug graves.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 February 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago) link

vintage herschel stuff in the scene with merle.

Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Monday, 25 February 2013 23:28 (eleven years ago) link

herschel, king of ham-fisted exposition masquerading as conversation.

Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Monday, 25 February 2013 23:29 (eleven years ago) link

Figured this thread would be blowing up with like 5 or 6 posts after that episode. I really liked it.

new hope for orang-utan (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 4 March 2013 10:59 (eleven years ago) link

solid bottle episode. the actor who playing Morgan killed it

Nhex, Monday, 4 March 2013 12:46 (eleven years ago) link

I figure a simple locked door would be a more effective deterrent than a trip wire with an axe, at least in the long run.

Evan, Monday, 4 March 2013 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

yeah that was the best episode in ages. though I said to Mr Veg it took me a while to get my head around what Morgan meant by 'clear' because I kept thinking about scientology, lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 March 2013 17:13 (eleven years ago) link

i thought this episode was kinda underwhelming, just pointless filler so they can delay the battle a bit more coupled with a bit of rick will sleep with michonne heavy hinting for good measure.

Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Monday, 4 March 2013 23:36 (eleven years ago) link

dude what show are u watching

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 March 2013 23:42 (eleven years ago) link

nothing happened plotwise and the morgan stuff was badly acted and badly written. it's always disappointing when a show has to sidestep its entire plot for a week and waste an episode because there's obviously not enough of it to fill a tiny season. this was like one of those eps of lost.

Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

yeah but this was better than the entire plot. the entire plot is pretty much dumb as heck! the general atmospherics on this episode were like all i ever wanted from this show in the first place.

Clay, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 00:22 (eleven years ago) link

It didn't sidestep the plot. It addressed the OH HAI MY NAME'S CRAZY RICK I CHASE GHOSTY LADIES NOW development of the last few episodes; sure they didn't make him stand in front of a mirror and have flashbacks but through his confrontation with Morgan, now Rick is pushed into assessing not only his current state but his future; even when he was saying to Morgan 'this can't be all there is', he was declaring his own motivation, like he'd just woken up again. This episode answered the question that's been simmering: is Rick going to be able to lead them against the Governor. Perhaps NOW he can. Is Mishonne going to have Rick's back, or the group's back for that matter? Perhaps now she will.

I mean, if you didn't like it you didn't like it; but there was a lot more depth in this episode than this show has had in ages. I thought Morgan/Lennie James was great, I didn't find his acting on the nose at all. And I found a lot of that episode (finally) genuinely human and moving.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 02:44 (eleven years ago) link

i thought this episode was kinda underwhelming, just pointless filler so they can delay the battle a bit more coupled with a bit of rick will sleep with michonne heavy hinting for good measure.

― Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Monday, March 4, 2013 6:36 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nothing happened plotwise and the morgan stuff was badly acted and badly written. it's always disappointing when a show has to sidestep its entire plot for a week and waste an episode because there's obviously not enough of it to fill a tiny season. this was like one of those eps of lost.

― Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Monday, March 4, 2013 7:01 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

nobody on the planet is excited to find out how the epic showdown with the governor pans out, so sidestepping the main plot is good

turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 03:40 (eleven years ago) link

ty

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 03:48 (eleven years ago) link

yeah well personally i watch this show for the action, which it at least does in an exciting way relative to the mostly dire attempts at "character". even rick's "spiral into madness" basically involved what, seeing a few visions and the camera spinning around. and now he'll basically be fine again, what a surprise.

not least since how is there any tension or risk when you know it's a side ep where nobody is going to die and nothing is going to happen in advance of the battle to come. so no matter that there's a zombie hiding behind the counter, cos he isn't going to hurt anyone in this zero stakes stopgap.

Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 09:39 (eleven years ago) link

As we were watching this last episode and it got near the end, my wife said, "If this really is a cruel show, we'll see that hiker dead or turned into a zombie himself." When they not only saw him dead, but stopped to take his backpack, I just turned to her and said, "THAT'S how cruel of a show it is."

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 13:31 (eleven years ago) link

Bottle episodes are just part of the reality of us TV production. I'm fine with that if they're as good as this one. Though this season has been a massive improvement, I'm pretty happy that the guy who wrote this episode is in charge next year.

Gukbe, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 17:02 (eleven years ago) link

Every time a zombie suddenly presses up a window, particularly a car window, take a drink.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

Hmm, ep was written by Scott Gimple, who is taking over the show.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

i'm pretty okay with that

Nhex, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

also feel it deserves mentioning whenever they actually give Michonne some good material, can't help but the feel that actress is being tragically underused

Nhex, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

she spoke and everything!

Aisha Tyler pointed out on Talking Dead though that this may mean she's now marked for killing since emoting = headshot

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 20:21 (eleven years ago) link

:)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 20:21 (eleven years ago) link

I swear to god, if she somehow dies saving Andrea's life at the end of this season, I'm gonna stab somebody. Just a feeling...

Nhex, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 20:51 (eleven years ago) link

Bottle episodes are just part of the reality of us TV production.

this wasn't a bottle episode, though. they had to build new sets / shot a bunch of stuff outside. a bottle episode would have taken place like entirely inside the main prison room.

Clay, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 23:04 (eleven years ago) link

they cut down the cast to four speaking characters, and c'mon, that totally was a very slightly redressed Woodbury set, they barely even tried to hide it

Nhex, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 23:42 (eleven years ago) link

Cutting down on cast is a huge money saver.

Gukbe, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 01:17 (eleven years ago) link

I just posted a stream of conscious rant about this past episode and wanted to share it...

Hated that episode! Hated it! Hated!

It all seemed like a cynical plot detour. It served no point in the overall story other than to tie up a loose end that nobody really thought too much about anyway (really, was anyone thinking "Gee, I wonder what happened to that kind-hearted black fellow who saved Rick's ass back when he could still barely walk?") and all it accomplished was finding more guns & ammo (which could have been written in a hundred ways without taking a whole episode) and making the group seem even more cynical assholes than ever.

And it was illogical! Rick is so irrationally emotional to see his friend who tries to kill him, and risks a lot to keep him safe and tries to convince him to join them, but the zombiemeat backpacker doesn't get so much as a "Go Fuck Yourself."

And Carl is this cold, emotionless machine who will risk both his and Michone's asses for a sentimental photo of the same person whose head he casually put a bullet into.

Sure, people can be inconsistent. But in zombieland, the inconsistent people are the first to die. These fucks should have learned by now or died trying. But no. They survive in spite of themselves.

I know it's a stretch to start pointing out things that are unrealistic about a portrayal of dead people coming back to life and eating flesh for fun, but realistically, the inconsistencies of all involved (including Michone who really should have knocked Carl silly and dragged his ass back to daddy - and she would have only a few episodes ago!) tell me that nobody knows what they are doing. And by that I mean the WRITERS, man.

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 12:03 (eleven years ago) link

they haven't got a clue, it's ground to a halt again, at around the same point it did last season.

Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 12:21 (eleven years ago) link

Can't you make the case though that it was a sobering encounter for Rick, who was on the edge of sanity and luckily aware of it? Running into someone crazy doesn't do the job as much as running into someone who is now way crazier than when he last saw him. (Therefore not a pointless plot detour/filler)

On the Carl thing he did mention it was for the benefit of his sister, not him.

I'll give you the tone of the episode felt very season 2 to me, with the long winded melodrama-ing at each other.

xp

Evan, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 15:59 (eleven years ago) link

xpost I think the only reason our cast has let its guard down at all is that they now understand people are more dangerous than the zombies, and there aren't many people. Things are always more tense when they meet new survivors. Hence zipping past the backpacker, but Rick giving the guy who saved his life - someone he knew - a shot. Of course, guy who saved his life probably had the right idea: the zombies are such a minor threat at this point that he knew they weren't stockpiling weapons to take out walkers. Like Newt in "Aliens," who knew she was better off on her own in the air ducts than with a bunch of highly trained, heavily armed space marines. Daryl walks the cold morality line better than any other character in the show. A la "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."

Agree that the writers are struggling, though, esp. if they think anyone gives a shit about the impending Big Showdown. Alas, it lacks the budget to show what's going on in other (more interesting?) parts of the world. If the show had deeper pockets it would be cool to dedicate each season to a different stand-alone thread/series/cast, each set in a different part of the world, like "The Real World." "Walking Dead: Toronto." "Walking Dead: Tokyo." "Walking Dead: Cape Town." Which of course is basically "World War Z."

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

Suddenly had a flashback to how much I loved "Y: The Last Man."

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 22:56 (eleven years ago) link

they now understand people are more dangerous than the zombies, and there aren't many people

this is a problem imo, the zombies in the last ep were utterly irrelevant.

Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 23:00 (eleven years ago) link

I have to give credit to Tom Savini's not very strong remake of "Night of the Living Dead" for being the first zombie flick iirc where the characters realize they can basically successfully run away from zombies, and that what takes people down is carelessness and/or zombies in large numbers. "The Walking Dead" comic made a point about this, swarms, but we've only seen it once in the show.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 23:04 (eleven years ago) link

But yeah, it is a narrative problem, since there are so few people worth caring about. Survival in and of itself is not compelling short some larger vision or goal.

Maybe in season four Rick will convince the group he knows the way to Earth?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

There is serious over-critiqueing going on here and the Justified thread, you will miss both of them when they are gone cos they are both fucking ace.

Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Thursday, 7 March 2013 00:00 (eleven years ago) link

Agree that the writers are struggling, though, esp. if they think anyone gives a shit about the impending Big Showdown. Alas, it lacks the budget to show what's going on in other (more interesting?) parts of the world. If the show had deeper pockets it would be cool to dedicate each season to a different stand-alone thread/series/cast, each set in a different part of the world, like "The Real World." "Walking Dead: Toronto." "Walking Dead: Tokyo." "Walking Dead: Cape Town." Which of course is basically "World War Z."

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, March 6, 2013 5:53 PM (4 hours ago)

Ah yes, we discussed this way upthread somewhere. I would totally love to see where the show went next if they'd done this!

Evan, Thursday, 7 March 2013 03:45 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i've often commented after episodes of this show that there must be a thousand fascinating stories in The Walking Dead's world, why did they have to tell what is surely the single most boring story out of all of them?

like a few episodes back The Brothers Redneck saved the Spanish-speaking family with a baby and it's like c'mon, stay with these guys, they're probably just a zillion times more interesting than Rick & Co.

Clay, Thursday, 7 March 2013 04:16 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah so many questions when glimpses of others make their way into the show.

How did the hitchhiker end up alone?

The hermit in the cabin really was that isolated the entire time?

Where is the Spanish-speaking family going?

And these are just people in the same county and towns.

Evan, Thursday, 7 March 2013 05:17 (eleven years ago) link

There is serious over-critiqueing going on here and the Justified thread, you will miss both of them when they are gone cos they are both fucking ace.

walking dead is just filler until other more enjoyable shows return.

Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Thursday, 7 March 2013 09:51 (eleven years ago) link

There is serious over-critiqueing going on here
Do you suggest we under-critique?

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Thursday, 7 March 2013 12:02 (eleven years ago) link

I would probably "miss" candy corn, too, but that doesn't mean I would actually miss it. And for the foreseeable future, there is always the "Waling Dead" comic.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 March 2013 22:41 (eleven years ago) link

Walking Dead opening credits, 1995-style

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C6tE4Mblks

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 00:29 (eleven years ago) link

Oh yeah, thought that was pretty amusing! Along with the Breaking Bad one.

Evan, Friday, 8 March 2013 05:41 (eleven years ago) link

I like the Breaking Bad one better.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 05:52 (eleven years ago) link

Wow, I wonder if the cold open was a conscious nod to the "DayZ" mod? Which, by the way, if no one has ever seen it, watching several of the youtube clips of people playing DayZ is better than most episodes of this show. http://dayzmod.com/

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 15 March 2013 14:12 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7Q8c8jnL3s#!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 15 March 2013 14:14 (eleven years ago) link

Were these zombies growling and snarling from episode one? They'd be a lot scarier if they didn't announce their approach from a block away. "snannnarrrrlll gag groooowllldroooll snarrrryyyylllllllll slobbber ... here we come! buuuurrb snaaaaaaaarll sliiiiimmmme sneeeeeallllll ..."

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 15 March 2013 14:28 (eleven years ago) link

GRRrrrllll must move plot ALOOONNNGGGG gnash gnash.

The Jacket Bastard (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 16 March 2013 03:11 (eleven years ago) link

What a particularly terribly written and acted episode. I've seen better straight to video horor films. The Governor is a Jason-like all seeing, all knowing, unkillable slasher. Andrea, always stupid, seems to have forgotten how to avoid running down the middle of the road or standing in the middle of fields with no cover. The Woodbury b-listers have gone sadistic psycho. Tyrese, so slow on the uptake, has been given nothing to do but whimper. Even the geography suddenly seemed off.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 14:47 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah they must be running out of cash when they're like, in a field, that looks like Herschel's farm repeatedly.

Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 14:48 (eleven years ago) link

I like the idea of them having hours of b-roll with just nothing but people running through fields, to be used in future episodes.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

i was pretty ok with the show embracing its trashier elements in this one. the Governor gets more and more ridiculous

what annoyed me was Andrea FINALLY starting to not be a total idiot (about the Governor) and alternatively acting like an idiot (when being chased by the Govenor), but i suppose her wising up had to bring a comeuppance

Nhex, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 15:12 (eleven years ago) link

Me, watching the last 15 minutes of this episode:

Why is she not trying to just get outside and take his truck?

(when she unleashed the horde of zombies on the Governor) Andrea actually did something smart!

So she's going to go take his truck now, right?

OK, she's going out the door, hotwire the truck. He probably even left the keys in it.

WHY DIDN'T SHE TAKE THE TRUCK? AND HOW DID HE FIND HER AGAIN? THIS SHOW IS RIDICULOUS!

Burned-out pit zombies were like the worst thing ever.

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

yup, that was almost exactly my line of thinking re: andrea

Nhex, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

What about Milton acting like a bigger than Andrea idiot? You'd think he would know when a little lie might serve him a bit better than spilling all to the psycho (Milton burned the biters, right?). And as for Tyreese, he's being played so clueless that I can't tell if he's clueless or just pretending to be clueless. How many red flags does a dude need? It's like the great Eddie Murphy routine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpPdgrr5diM

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

I appreciated Milton's thing there - his give and take with the Governor is a lot more potentially interesting than Andrea's - he seems pretty confident the Governor's not gonna kill him

I didn't see Tyreese as clueless than more conflicted, since it's clear they've had a pretty rough year, like it seems like he's still not sure about how much craziness he's willing to put up for safety. At the end of the ep it seems like he's not gonna fight it for now, unless he's planning to jet

Nhex, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 17:53 (eleven years ago) link

The last place Tyreese and co stopped a psycho cop started ranting "NOOOOOOO!" at them, the Governor is at least a more controlled sociopath.

killfiled by life (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 21 March 2013 08:14 (eleven years ago) link

Why is she not trying to just get outside and take his truck?

(when she unleashed the horde of zombies on the Governor) Andrea actually did something smart!

So she's going to go take his truck now, right?

OK, she's going out the door, hotwire the truck. He probably even left the keys in it.

WHY DIDN'T SHE TAKE THE TRUCK? AND HOW DID HE FIND HER AGAIN? THIS SHOW IS RIDICULOUS!

I thought this, completely. But I did also think he might have taken the keys with him.

Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Thursday, 21 March 2013 09:22 (eleven years ago) link

I figured she'd look for the keys too, as she knew that it took a zombie decoy for her to barely make it inside the prison last time, I don't know how she expected to get in this time.

Evan, Thursday, 21 March 2013 13:47 (eleven years ago) link

I assumed he'd have taken the keys with him and that she didn't know how to hotwire a car, but that was only after I'd mentally screamed TAKE THE CAR GOD DAMN IT.

It was a schlocky episode, yes, but I'm still hooked on this show. And the Governor's not as bad as he is in the comics. Quite. Yet.

they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 21 March 2013 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

xpost Yeah, but he saw firsthand the kindness and generosity of the rest of the prison gang. All he's seen at Woodbury is people stocking up on guns and prepping zombies to eat women and children, not to mention an at the minimal weird but certainly blatantly paranoid eyepatch wearing leader who is constantly calling them into meetings to passive aggressively judge them. Since this is all clearly a set-up for Tyreese and sister, two of the more appealing characters this show has ever offered, to join the prison gang, the wishy-washiness seems like more foot dragging.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 March 2013 14:29 (eleven years ago) link

The Gov. will never be as bad as he is in the comics for the same reason he didn't actually rape Maggie. They just can't go there.

The Gov has also stuck around in the show far longer than he stuck around in the comic.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 March 2013 14:30 (eleven years ago) link

xp still betting that Tyreese's sister will be the next victim of AMC racism

Nhex, Thursday, 21 March 2013 14:46 (eleven years ago) link

For the first 10 minutes of the episode I thought it was the finale for some reason and was pretty worrisome about how slow it was going. It was a little slow anyway, and I wish Merle's death was a little less "I have something to do go on without me" in style. I always perceive that as cheap writing when a character decides they "have to" and it's suicide, and usually don't get much done in the process anyway.

Evan, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

i thought the effect on Daryl was pretty touching, actually. pretty surprised how they turned Merle face in a single episode, not sure if it 100% worked but there was enough

Nhex, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

I'd say I agree with that element of its effectiveness absolutely.

Evan, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

so much of that episode was just one of after the other of 'wtf are you even doing right now' -- like why on earth Rick would think that Merle wouldn't dip out on him...I assumed that Rick had somehow factored that into the plan and was calling on Merle because of the inevitable doublecross but not.

Glenn & Maggie - sure aww, continue the human experiment whatever but I just rmde at that whole sidebar. "I care about Maggie more than myself" - Darryl's thinking "sure cool great dude just stay right the fuck away from me during the next standoff"

most of it was just the normal characters beggaring belief as usual, but the scene between Darryl and Merle at the end at least was kinda moving and paid off.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 March 2013 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

and yeah the merle face turn was kind of annoying. like maybe they thought it would make that last scene more effective but cmonnnnnn

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 March 2013 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

xp still betting that Tyreese's sister will be the next victim of AMC racism

― Nhex, Thursday, March 21, 2013 10:46 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark

thats his sister? i thought she was his gf

turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 25 March 2013 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

yeah I thought she was his gf too

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 March 2013 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

i'm gonna trust the wiki nerds with this one, but i understand the confusion
http://walkingdead.wikia.com/wiki/Sasha

Nhex, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:40 (eleven years ago) link

Special guest director during Andrea's scenes: Quentin Tarantino.

ben kvelertak (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 1 April 2013 09:51 (eleven years ago) link

Haha. Seriously though, having the Governor get away was a real cop-out

Nhex, Monday, 1 April 2013 12:08 (eleven years ago) link

do the comics focus on more interesting stories in the WD world?

cozen, Monday, 1 April 2013 12:16 (eleven years ago) link

what a disappointing finale - i mean, is the governor going to be back as some kind of bogeyman now?

Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Monday, 1 April 2013 12:38 (eleven years ago) link

Where would the Governor have gone if not back to Woodbury? Apparently he never got there after the massacre?

I haven't read any of the novel so I have no clue where they'll take the story next season.

Evan, Monday, 1 April 2013 13:16 (eleven years ago) link

Am kinda baffled as to how they could have so little plot for these last six or seven shows. I thought they were holding stuff back for a bloody finale, it was really low key.

Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Monday, 1 April 2013 13:49 (eleven years ago) link

They did kinda kill off half of Woodbury, but yeah it did feel kind of anticlimatic

Nhex, Monday, 1 April 2013 14:14 (eleven years ago) link

It was a damp squib of a finale, still looking forward to season 4 though. WD still offers a lot but has been very inconsistent this season. I suppose the frustration is that it falls ever so slightly short of a really great series. All the right ingredients were there but it just fell short, can't quite put my finger on it.

Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Monday, 1 April 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

I'll give them this though; they almost redeemed Andrea in the end, by at least giving her an explanation for her naivete or stupidity for the season

Nhex, Monday, 1 April 2013 15:02 (eleven years ago) link

But then again, that doesn't explain why she wasted so much damn time not taking off those cuffs, but you know, can't have everything

Nhex, Monday, 1 April 2013 15:05 (eleven years ago) link

this show is hot garbage and i hate it

ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Monday, 1 April 2013 15:05 (eleven years ago) link

I thought Michonne's forgiveness for Rick after he almost gave her up came way too easily as well.

Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Monday, 1 April 2013 15:12 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah she seems to have a very inconsistent grudge-o-meter. But at the same time she is very "do what you gotta do" overall so I don't know.

Evan, Monday, 1 April 2013 15:27 (eleven years ago) link

Talking Dead drew 5.2 million viewers; more than HBO's Game of Thrones premiere same night.

polyphonic, Monday, 1 April 2013 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

Wow I would never have guessed that.

Evan, Monday, 1 April 2013 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

I can't stand Chris Hardwick 90% of the time, but I stuck around for Chad Coleman and Yvette Nicole Brown this time

Nhex, Monday, 1 April 2013 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

Still frustrated by the fact that the Governor was back in Woodbury and showered by the time Rick and company showed up to trail him. And they didn't think to ask Tyreese(?) whether he was already there or not before yelling to each other about how he gunned everyone down earlier. Episode could have at least used a shot of the Governor and the two henchmen driving off somewhere all intensely to address their abandonment or general absence from Woodbury that night/next day.

Evan, Monday, 1 April 2013 21:46 (eleven years ago) link

wasn't back***

Evan, Monday, 1 April 2013 21:46 (eleven years ago) link

Don't get why they didn't all move to Woodbury and just keep the Gov out.

Gukbe, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 00:55 (eleven years ago) link

Thought this was okay overall though. Solid season. They probably put more faith in our emotional connection to Andrea than they should have, but hey-ho good riddance. Did an okayish job of shoehorning in a theme of killing/not-killing and choices etc and they'll get an A from Moe-Dee for that. Like the general idea of Carl having a fucked up moral compass but pretty sure they'll turn it into sulky difficult pubescence shit.

Gukbe, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 00:57 (eleven years ago) link

"Don't get why they didn't all move to Woodbury and just keep the Gov out."

because the prison is more secure, even though shitty looking?

akm, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 01:45 (eleven years ago) link

Well there seem to be pretty consistent breaches at the prison but really Woodbury's got some form of electricity and individual homes and presumably some sort of food source and all they've got to do is keep 3 dudes out as well as the biters who seem pretty well kept out unless a person lets them in.

Gukbe, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 01:55 (eleven years ago) link

I kind of guess that they did it because they don't want it to seem like Rick and the Gang's whole play was to take over the township of Woodbury but it stretches credibility when there are so few Governor followers left.

Gukbe, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 01:56 (eleven years ago) link

Cold blooded Dirty Harry Carl made some good points. Raylan Givens would not have put up with as much shit as Rick et al. have. He'd be dropping bodies with a smile.

There was some great tension in this ep, but it was still mostly wheel spinning bullshit. Agree they gambled wrong that we would be invested in Andrea. Did Michonne know that Rick had sold her out? I can't remember what Merle said. If she did and forgave Rick, that's as stupid as Merle's sudden change of heart last ep. Also, Cutty as slow on the uptake as ever. This was an entire season of people somehow missing what's coming at them in slow motion. On that front, sort of enjoyed the belated prison battle being so brief.

Letting the Gov survive was the worst, because that means he's going to stick around for most of the next season, too. I guess they understand they have to kill protagonists to keep things dramatic, so they need a clear villain to keep the heat off the main cast. I hope they don't bring him back as a good guy or at least a better guy united in the fight against a bigger evil.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago) link

i'm resigned to liking this show because i just kind of like watching zombies, and it kinda looks cool and is a good escape for an hour, but it's definitely afrustrating, dull and not very good show almost all the time

carl otm. hopefully he goes off and establishes the Facist Republic of Carlistan

why did they go BACK to the prison
why bring all those people with them when a whiny backpacker is too much trouble
seriously fuck these idiots i have no idea wtf they are even doing anymore i mean COME ON

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah Michonne forgiving Rick was a whole scene in the ep, you missed it?

xp

Evan, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

Michonne did forgive Rick ... for considering turning her over. But he had decided, she just didn't seem to know it, which is why I was trying to remember what Merle said or whether she believed it.

Occurred to me that maybe show runner wanted to kill the Gov, and the network disagreed, which is why there is no closure on that front. Perhaps they did kill him and just either reshot the ending or cut it out. Would certainly explain why this ep rolled like a flat tire.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

"why did they go BACK to the prison"

Could just be until they find the Governor. They'd be more vulnerable there until he is eliminated.

"why bring all those people with them when a whiny backpacker is too much trouble"

You could argue that was pre-full-clarity Rick

Just devil's advocating.

Evan, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

Oh Josh, I see. Actually I think she forgave him for not going through with it, not whether it was considered/decided. Though you're right wouldn't she assume Merle was carrying out that decision? So yeah I'm not sure.

Evan, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

She and Merle did talk about it in that ep - they actually both came to the conclusion that Rick never would've gone through with the trade

Nhex, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

BTW, apparently there were some reshoots of the last three eps after Mazzara was taken off the show, so I bet that explains this unsatisfying fizzle of a finale.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 April 2013 03:09 (eleven years ago) link

some deets: http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/04/01/the-walking-dead-dallas-roberts-milton-andrea/

don't know if that specific bit with Andrea and Milton would've been better without their conversation, tbh. wanna know what else was changed though

Nhex, Wednesday, 3 April 2013 03:20 (eleven years ago) link

weak weak finale. not only do we not get the obvious pay off, but there wasn't even a good hook to keep watching.

bnw, Friday, 5 April 2013 23:27 (eleven years ago) link

But .... The Governor! What of the Governor!!?!?!

(zombies too, I suppose, but mostly the Governor. He's the only reason people have been watching, right?)

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 April 2013 23:50 (eleven years ago) link

One of the all-time great TV characters.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 April 2013 23:51 (eleven years ago) link

They should have just called the show "The Governor," and made it about the various problems the Governor faced. No clean drinking water! Lice outbreak! Zombies! People would tune in to watch how these problems got solved, and wonder ... how did The Governor become the Governor?

The finale would be set in heaven, btw.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 April 2013 23:52 (eleven years ago) link

Opening should be like The Rifleman except he's shooting random civilians.

ben kvelertak (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 6 April 2013 03:22 (eleven years ago) link

I was thinking more along the line of "The Oregon Trail." With zombies.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 April 2013 03:29 (eleven years ago) link

tbf, david morrissey has been brilliant

Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Saturday, 6 April 2013 10:51 (eleven years ago) link

Sorry if this has been covered upthread, but how did they manage the CGI for Herschel's legs?

calstars, Monday, 15 April 2013 01:16 (eleven years ago) link

Or lack thereof I mean.

calstars, Monday, 15 April 2013 01:17 (eleven years ago) link

Cgi probably

Gukbe, Monday, 15 April 2013 01:40 (eleven years ago) link

LOL at asking how they got rid of his legs in a show about zombies tearing people to pieces when they're not exploding.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 April 2013 01:44 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqAbjHKO5jM

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 April 2013 01:48 (eleven years ago) link

huh, i'm watching "In Cold Blood" and i'll be damned if good ol Hershel doesn't play one of the killers

Punxsutawney PiL (brownie), Sunday, 28 April 2013 23:35 (eleven years ago) link

scott wilson's awesome

turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 29 April 2013 00:23 (ten years ago) link

five months pass...

Oh this is back.

ΙΧΘΥΣ blindness (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 14 October 2013 06:05 (ten years ago) link

it's always nice to see new faces... even if they will inevitably die

Nhex, Monday, 14 October 2013 06:08 (ten years ago) link

"Oh, hello there. It's been a hot summer down here in Redshirt Corners..."

ΙΧΘΥΣ blindness (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 14 October 2013 06:15 (ten years ago) link

Apparently if you were on the show 'the wire' your mortality rate improves. D'angelo Barksdale just walked on set. He joins the boxing coach...sigh.

I can't keep up, I can't keep up, I can't keep up (calstars), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 01:56 (ten years ago) link

WTF at the women with the Cork accent!

Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link

woman, rather than women

Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link

The crazy lady? I was wondering what that accent was.

ΙΧΘΥΣ blindness (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 23:00 (ten years ago) link

Really odd choice to give a minor character an accent v specific to a county in southern Ireland, presume they just liked her work.

Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 23:04 (ten years ago) link

Liked her acting more than her attempt at US accent.

Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 23:04 (ten years ago) link

She was supposed to have just stopped in America flying somewhere else on her honeymoon

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 23:39 (ten years ago) link

I wondered if they added that in to explain the accent.

Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Thursday, 17 October 2013 06:29 (ten years ago) link

That was tonally weird and kinda unpleasant. And PETA is probably pissed.

ΙΧΘΥΣ blindness (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 21 October 2013 08:34 (ten years ago) link

one thing I wonder - maybe Patrick didn't kill Karen at the beginning because he could sense she was already infected (ala Alien 3)

Nhex, Monday, 21 October 2013 18:52 (ten years ago) link

if this is the case it could lead somewhere a little more interesting

Nhex, Monday, 21 October 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, that stuff with the pigs was just brutal to watch. That whole episode was one of the darkest things I've ever seen on television.

The first episode, when the dying Irish woman asked Rick what the three questions were, I really, really, really, wanted him to start with, "WHAT . . . is your name?"

http://9poeticfingers.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/blog_bridgekeeper.jpg

My question is primarily riparian (Phil D.), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 00:10 (ten years ago) link

this season is even worse than usual. the pigs thing was weird and sort of needless, not least since the show actually appeared to write some pigs into the storyline as a key plot device. real no kidding pigs.

on the other hand, as regards the cruelty, halfway through rick's pig murder it occurred to me that was probably what was going to happen to them anyway, in the end.

Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 20:41 (ten years ago) link

That was tonally weird and kinda unpleasant.

It's as though everyone involved forgot that, as well as gruesome/bleak, this is actually also supposed to be entertaining

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 22:32 (ten years ago) link

i quit the show after the incredibly lame season finale last year where the governor hobbled into the woods shaking his fist and going "i'll get you rotten kids next time!"

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 22:39 (ten years ago) link

I appreciated the grimness of this episode a lot. It's still hard to care about many of the characters, though, which is a big problem. They can only hold backstory so close to the vest before you start looking at everyone like zombie food.

I do appreciate how suddenly diverse the cast has become.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 23:29 (ten years ago) link

^^

Nhex, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 00:19 (ten years ago) link

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day: this Sunday's ep was pretty solid. The characters even take some time to talk about stuff that happened in previous seasons.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 November 2013 20:26 (ten years ago) link

yeah, good episode. good coverage by Y2J on the Talking Bad episode afterward too, actually

Nhex, Monday, 4 November 2013 20:58 (ten years ago) link

And then, not unlike the turn from corpse to zombie, the show gets a lethal case of the stupids. If you're monitoring a host of patients on the cusp of death, and the dead come back to life, and you know many if not most of these people will likely die and come back to eat you with little or no warning, you do your rounds armed, morons.

Also, if hundreds of zombies are massing up against the visibly weakened fence for a few episodes, you don't put that shit off.

I did appreciate how for a minute there the survival of a number of major characters seemed uncertain.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 15:56 (ten years ago) link

i actually really liked the episode - pretty effective and exciting overall. the stupidity is sort of explained away by Hershal's stubbornness- Caleb even told him to take the loaded shotgun! if nobody acted stupid there wouldn't be a show, tbh

otoh the Governor reveal was way too easy. guess nobody noticed him stalking around these past months

Nhex, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 16:12 (ten years ago) link

He's very quiet.

But really, they've showed the fence buckling for a few episodes now, which means several TV-show days. Fix the damn fence! Also, why was whatshername the only person on fence duty? They sent off every able bodied person on their quests and left behind only the sick or infirm? There's stupid, then there's stupid as contrivance, which is less forgivable.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link

welll don't forget that they just had like 40 people die on them. the sickness became the pressing issue, on top of them losing a lot of their food, water and medical supplies suddenly. my assumption is that they are fixing the fences each morning, and then each night the Governor or whoever is feeding more rats to the zombies to draw more and more of them in at different points

Nhex, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link

welll don't forget that they just had like 40 people die on them.

Yeah, like, apparently the entire contingent of barely named characters taken in from Woodbury.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 17:01 (ten years ago) link

I had concluded that lil' psycho girl was the rat-feeder but hm yeah maybe it was the guvnor all along.

LOL'd derisively at that final shot this week.

Pressgang Wolf (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 17:02 (ten years ago) link

Weren't the dead rats on the prison side of the fence?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link

yeah, so i'm thinking there will be some lame-o explanation of how the governor got in.
or worse - he has a mole in the prison. Bob!

Nhex, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 19:00 (ten years ago) link

I enjoyed being frustrated at the fact that Tyrese ran right to his sister upon return without BRINGING ALL THAT MEDICINE THEY JUST GRABBED?! "lol Daryl bring this later, k?"

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 22:49 (ten years ago) link

Also that Maggie had to smash a window to get in, but luckily Tyrese went straight to the same broken entrance to getting easily and quickly

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 22:50 (ten years ago) link

haha. i didn't think about that, but yeah - i assume he didn't climb through the interview room

Nhex, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 00:08 (ten years ago) link

One thing that bugs me about the fence is that they've already found a way to reinforce their security around the front gate by putting up a bunch of sharpened logs as barriers. Why on earth wouldn't they try to do the same around the entire perimeter?

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 10:23 (ten years ago) link

Overall, though, I'm enjoying this season more than the others. Still disappointed that Tyreese remains a bit of a non-entity compared to the character in the comics.

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 10:24 (ten years ago) link

Why on earth wouldn't they try to do the same around the entire perimeter?

Or they could have pulled a "Dawn of the Dead" and circled the fence with abandoned trucks and buses.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 15:30 (ten years ago) link

it's amazing how this show has a fantastic creature effects department, truly top notch, and yet I somehow they never figured out how to make a realistic looking beard. i couldn't stop laughing at Hobo Governor

good ep though, surprised he's getting his own mini-arc beyond a single episode

Nhex, Monday, 18 November 2013 14:35 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, once I soldiered through the first five minutes it was OK. I always hoped they would expand the universe a little beyond the (boring) core group. But that beard was terrible.

Lots of people in this show like to keep zombies lying around as growling pets, apparently. What happened to the Michonne method of taking off their jaw and arms and tying them up to keep away other zombies? Also, how come these zombies are always growling loudly, but you can only hear them when they're within a few feet? And how could anyone have survived months in this world, smart enough to take care of someone with cancer, yet somehow not figure out the only way to kill zombies? Sometimes this show seems like with each episode they must have brought in a new batch of green writers, gave them a two minute synopsis of everything that's happened, said go and then turned over an hourglass.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 November 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link

they kept advertising the Telltale video game throughout the hour, it kept reminding me how much more I liked Lee and Clementine more than pretty much anyone on the show

but that said, i think they learned their lessons from the drag of season 2, things are moving at a better pace and i'm definitely hooked

Nhex, Monday, 18 November 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link

Better paced, and yet ... things still really aren't moving, are they?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 November 2013 16:09 (ten years ago) link

i liked this infection storyline - it ended the six month period of harmony that the prison had post-Woodbury, it just felt a little weird to kill so many people that effectively became redshirts. the "rick going nuts" and governor storylines seem to finally be wrapping up

i do wonder if they're going to drag out the prison setting all the way to end of the season - hopefully not

Nhex, Monday, 18 November 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link

...all right!

boy were there a lot of crowd-pleasing kills in this one. i have been entertained.

Nhex, Monday, 2 December 2013 06:44 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, that was pleasantly carnage-filled. Just wish we didn't have to wade through those two horrible Governor episodes first.

Favourite part was Daryl taking cover from a hail of bullets behind... a filing cabinet? Guess they build them prison filing cabinets to last, huh?

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 2 December 2013 15:31 (ten years ago) link

I almost felt like they were deliberately doing that - he also uses a rotten zombie carcass as a shield at one point.

deliberately playing up the ridiculousness there, i mdan.

how could you not be cracking up when he went full-on Rambo with the grenades

Nhex, Monday, 2 December 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link

The guy straight-up took out a tank single-handedly. Gimme that over Beardo Governor playing Littlest Hobo for two hours.

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 2 December 2013 15:59 (ten years ago) link

i don't see a conflict between the two!

Nhex, Monday, 2 December 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link

I'm not saying carnage and quieter moments can't coexist in this show, I just really hated following the Governor for two tedious episodes while he regained his evil mojo via the power of love or whatever. Those two episodes seemed right in line with some of the doldrums episodes from earlier seasons, and the last episode might have been the best one they've done yet.

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 2 December 2013 16:31 (ten years ago) link

Haven't finished this episode, but jesus christ, what a bunch of morons. Following the governor, leaving people unattended. Flood zombie was awesome, though, intentional echo of Fulci. And finally, as horrific as it is, they let a zombie eat a child.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 2 December 2013 20:28 (ten years ago) link

http://images.indiebound.com/616/837/9780375837616.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 2 December 2013 20:29 (ten years ago) link

twice! the bloody baby carriage was pretty effective, i must say

i did love the mud zombie; especially once the girl picked up that "FLOOD AREA" sign it was a good "some bad shit's about to go down!" blunt foreshadowing

Nhex, Monday, 2 December 2013 20:35 (ten years ago) link

lol... i gave up on this show for a bit but am back up to date now. it's so fucking disjointed, like can the writers really not think of any plot whatsoever?

the governor stuff was hilarious, especially the indie montage that reintroduced him.

i note the cuet sister of the woman who shot the governor survived.

Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Monday, 2 December 2013 22:26 (ten years ago) link

just gonna put this here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIQdBKlEqo8&feature=youtu.be

Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Monday, 2 December 2013 22:29 (ten years ago) link

What this crew needs is a quest. Get them on the road, for god's sake.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 2 December 2013 22:30 (ten years ago) link

it's sorely lacking in any development of the whole zombie virus plot. that drove it on a bit at the start before the last two seasons of murder, death, and rick staring at the sun with sweat and blood all over his face while doing that sobbing that's a bit like laughing thing.

Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Monday, 2 December 2013 22:34 (ten years ago) link

It's really got no plot. It's like a truck stuck in the mud, wheels a-spinnin'.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 2 December 2013 22:36 (ten years ago) link

Like they actually kept the governor alive, just to bring him back over three episodes for a fairly simple showdown.

This is some of the worst writing of all time, it makes a videogame look like The Sopranos. I think it's just the clever zombie scenes that keep everyone ploughing through.

Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Monday, 2 December 2013 22:38 (ten years ago) link

It's really got no plot. It's like a truck stuck in the mud, wheels a-spinnin'.

Basically, it's a perfect adaptation of the comic book.

Your Favorite Album in the Cutout Bin, Monday, 2 December 2013 22:47 (ten years ago) link

I wish they'd just go, 'you know, who gives a fuck about these ppl anymore. let's go somewhere else in the country and see what other ppl are doing for a while'

I haven't watched since the first episode, my way of taking a stand against being so bored and annoyed all time

though I am sure I will eventually circle back and bingewatch them all

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 December 2013 22:51 (ten years ago) link

(haven't watched since the first episode of this season, I meant)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 December 2013 22:51 (ten years ago) link

The comic book seemed to have more at stake, iirc. Also, more zombies.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 2 December 2013 22:59 (ten years ago) link

your favorite album otm! but i actually think the show is better for not killing its main characters quite so swiftly

Nhex, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 02:10 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

I thought this episode was really, really good, and probably what the show should be like more often, but I understand the tone is not tenable. I also know better than to get my hopes up.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 10 February 2014 16:21 (ten years ago) link

some parts were good, some parts were a little too slow. loved michonne's fever dream/recap flashback and her zombie twin/herd cleanup. mixed opinions on the kid.
really weird to see Gurira all bouncy diva-y on Talking Dead afterward

CARL

Nhex, Monday, 10 February 2014 16:37 (ten years ago) link

Man, I'll take it. Anything to flesh out these thin characters. The best thing about breaking the group up and sending them on the run is there's less standing around talking.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 10 February 2014 18:31 (ten years ago) link

honestly i prefer the hammy haranguing between the group over the awkardly-contexted "monologues". but i agree i'd like to see more character development

Nhex, Monday, 10 February 2014 18:48 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I loved the whole bit with Rick and the marauders in the house. At first I thought it might be another crazy hallucination, but it's super tense and well directed. The little bits of dialogue you overhear to demonstrate "Yup, these guys are not good people!" were hilarious.

Smiley Michonne still creepy, but I'm liking it, and her bonding with Carl. That bit with the pink girl's room was also good stuff.

Nhex, Monday, 24 February 2014 19:24 (ten years ago) link

The last few eps have been OK. I like the slower pace, adds to the tension. They've been well directed, too.

So that new dude is basically Woody Harrelson from "Zombieland," right?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 February 2014 20:30 (ten years ago) link

Though I've got to admit I find it weird they've introduced these new characters/this plotline so many seasons of the show in. Folks have had plenty of time to read the books and learn where it goes, so unless they do something radically different (which they can't?) it seems like dubious wheel spinning pretty late in the season, especially if they're foolish enough to let it dangle as a cliffhanger.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 February 2014 22:16 (ten years ago) link

From the cast/crew interviews this year it sounds like they're sticking pretty close to the book for this angle (though obviously, not 100% given the changed parties). I'm more curious about what they'll do if they still go to Washington, also because that's around the time I stopped reading. It doesn't sound like they're concerned about reusing the book plots.

Nhex, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 02:22 (ten years ago) link

No spoilers about the comic please!

JacobSanders, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 02:35 (ten years ago) link

sorry sorry. that one i'm not worried about though, since they blended in a lot of that arc w/the Governor, i'd be surprised if they really used it in the show

Nhex, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 02:36 (ten years ago) link

i was super-hungover at the weekend and ended up watching nearly two series' worth of this in one day with the bf (i read this thread until where we reached then skipped the rest). it's a weird show because it's so blatantly terrible in so many ways and yet it's never quite terrible enough to actually abandon? and every so often there's a fantastic scene that keeps you going or opens up a tantalising new possibility. scattered thoughts

- watching the second series in one go while hungover is, i suspect, the best way to do it. (am still three episodes from the end.) partly because only about 2-3 episodes' worth of action or plot points happen in 10 episodes. ludicrous how long they spun out the search for that fucking child, how did anyone survive it watching it weekly? and that farm needs to stop being a safe haven otherwise they'll never get off it.

- i'm not that into zombies qua zombies so i don't mind if this show focuses on human interaction and characters rather than kills and gore. so much beef with the actual character development though. i'm used to hating the lead characters and loving the supporting cast but the three leads in this show are ALL SO SO TERRIBLE. i yelled at the tv every time rick and shane rehashed their absurd machismo arguments. i don't even see them as opposite poles that represent different courses for humanity blah blah blah b/c to me they're both boring macho white cops. rick is irredeemably stupid and obsessed with playing the hero at the most inappropriate and implausible of junctures. (going all out to find wife & child...immediately abandoning them again to try to rescue a racist redneck he doesn't even know? risking his own safety for the sake of some random kid who'd been trying to shoot him a minute ago?) if i fucking hear andrew lincoln's terrible hokey southern accent uttering the words "mah wife...mah son...mah child" again i swear to god i will throw something. shane is a shrill rapey sociopath who seems completely unable to control himself in any regard. bitterly disappointed in dale for not shooting him in the woods. the dialogue in general is diabolical.

- two series in and i have no idea why anyone would fight over that whiney idiot lori. her taking off in the car to go bring back someone who had only left in order to bring someone else back and was unlikely to have stayed away a minute more than necessary was one of the most stupid decisions i have ever seen anyone make in any horror film, ever. and of course she needed a map to find her way down one (1) straight road.

- shockingly retrograde in terms of female/minority character development. weird thing is the show occasionally gives a tantalising glimpse of some self-awareness here - the andrea/lori argument over doing the laundry, token black guy's feverish ramble about race, maggie telling glenn he's not taken seriously by the White Male Heroes even though he'd be a better leader than either, daryl's insecurity along class lines - but never seems to make any moves to solving them or moving these themes forward. dunno whether it's trying to make the point that people default to trad gender roles etc in an apocalyptic event but sticking to Women Clean, Minorities Support, White Men Play Heroes makes for really annoying tv. every so often andrea seems like she might be developing into a strong character and then she veers off-course by doing something really dumb. bf assures me cryptically that this complaint does change? (he also says that the third series, when he got into it, is when it actually takes off.)

- i'm trying to work out why, in the face of all this, i actually kept watching it and overall got into it. i think the supporting characters are quite strong - i like glenn and maggie and daryl - though a lot of the best scenes seem to come from unexpected and very minor ones - scientist guy's scenes at the end of the first series, and the random suicidal farm girl trying to persuade her sister into a suicide pact were riveting. i think the zombies themselves are judiciously used, and i really like that they're only dangerous when they're really dangerous, and otherwise are just these sad slow shambling creatures that anyone can take out. i'm fine with them as a background rather than constant threat.

- i also like the way the show's set itself up as not just open-ended but with the dawning realisation that there is no end - there is no goal, there is no real sanctuary - and that it's not afraid to alter its entire tenor depending on the situation. i like that a couple of the very first characters we were introduced to have basically dropped out for two full seasons but you do think they're not completely gone - i like the feeling that you're in this for the long haul. (for ages i assumed sophia would be one of these.) at any rate this gives you hope that newer, better characters might materialise (and some of the more annoying ones die).

i guess i don't have any questions as such, i think i'm gonna keep watching and presumably not really follow this thread if you're all up to date, i just needed to type out my thoughts and it's weirdly hard to do that in non-real-time on the internet

lex pretend, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 14:02 (ten years ago) link

oh god, also, though, the pregnancy storyline is The Worst. why is no one yelling at this stupid woman that there is no way she can be pregnant in this environment??? why did she vomit up the abortion pills? please god can this show not introduce an actual baby they have to take care of. had really hoped her moronic car crash was a device to induce a miscarriage but so far it appears not.

lex pretend, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 14:06 (ten years ago) link

it's a weird show because it's so blatantly terrible in so many ways and yet it's never quite terrible enough to actually abandon

OTM. For the record, season 2 is the worst, and the show eventually makes strides when it comes to female and black characters.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 14:57 (ten years ago) link

Also, while "because they're stupid" remains a prime character motivation, to an extent, this fades a bit, too.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 14:59 (ten years ago) link

agreed

Nhex, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 15:01 (ten years ago) link

hey, Mountain Goats :D

Nhex, Monday, 3 March 2014 13:56 (ten years ago) link

The good:

I like breaking up the group and sending them exploring, even if they do just seem to walk in circles
Mountain Goats

The bad:

Is this the second time someone's put themselves in danger to get a drink? Third? Fourth?
Still really lame the way the zombies make a ton of noise, but apparently only when they're a couple of feet away.
How is it that the tiny girl who had never had a drink before doesn't get floored or sick by moonshine, but the hillbilly son of a 'shiner couldn't hold his liquor?
Sort of gross way they kept hinting that the girl was going to make a move on the older guy.

Etc.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 20:48 (ten years ago) link

I can buy the idea of just wanting a drink in a zombie world. But I was given a bottle of moonshine from a coworker a few years ago and after drinking half a glass I felt like I had drunk a fifth. And I'm somewhat of a heavy drinker.

JacobSanders, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 20:59 (ten years ago) link

Yeahhh they subtly hinted at the Daryl/Beth ship in the season premiere. The actress tried to deflect the insinuation in Talking Dead, We'll see if they have the guts to go there. (I hope there's a clip of J.B. Smoove bringing attention to this out there)

It was completely ridiculous that she could handle her liquor so well, but I'll handwave it; Hershel was an alcoholic in his youth, maybe she's got the genes. Or maybe that was really shitty moonshine. Either way, Daryl's a dick drunk lol

Getting a drink was clearly a MacGuffin, they straight-up lampshade it in the episode by the end

Nhex, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 21:31 (ten years ago) link

tbf, this whole show is a MacGuffin. It's not like they're going to wrap it up in the end with a miracle cure, and even if they survive, there's nothing left. Final scene will be Rick sitting down, dying, then eventually reanimating and shuffling off into the sunset.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 22:22 (ten years ago) link

I like to think Carl would have the decency to shoot his dad in the face by then

Nhex, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 22:28 (ten years ago) link

Rick will eat Carl.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 22:40 (ten years ago) link

tbf, this whole show is a MacGuffin. It's not like they're going to wrap it up in the end with a miracle cure, and even if they survive, there's nothing left

This very otm. The comic version has repeatedly said there'll never be an explanation for the zombie virus, which means no cure, which means no "end"

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Wednesday, 5 March 2014 23:26 (ten years ago) link

pretty scattered pacing wise tonight, but good. didn't expect that stuff to happen with Beth and Daryl, good bonding heartwarming stuff w/Bob, Sasha and Maggie

on another note though LORD HAVE MERCY Soniqua and Lauren so ridiculously hot on Talking Dead afterwards, jesus

Nhex, Monday, 10 March 2014 03:04 (ten years ago) link

also i loled when Jeff Kober came back, should've known he wouldn't have gotten cast for only a 30 second spot in that episode with Rick

Nhex, Monday, 10 March 2014 05:21 (ten years ago) link

finished season 3 now. much improved from season 2 albeit fundamentally still an incredibly frustrating show. for the first half of the series the governor was so much preferable to have on screen than rick, whose conveniently on/off craziness was absolutely the worst (and most overacted) aspect of the season (my irl groan when i realised that lori's death still wouldn't prevent tedious rick/lori heart-to-hearts). then they turned him into a cartoon villain who survived less because of his own cunning and more because of blind luck/others' stupidity.

characters' stupidity remains a huge issue with virtually every episode containing multiple "but why didn't they do x" moments that would have saved them a lot of bother later. obviously epitomised in andrea, ugh, but basically everyone seems to absolutely love withholding vital information.

funny how they're all sharp shooters when it comes to zombies but in the final shoot-out scored zero (0) hits on actual humans.

what this season actually did well was dialogue when the cast was pared down to a couple of characters (and they ignored the woodbury vs prison plot that was based on nonsense). i loved the episode with rick/michonne/carl/morgan. like, see what happens when you stop yelling/glowering at each other and actually talk normally! (and as badass as michonne is, when they let her start speaking her character went up to another level.) merle had some great scenes with other characters too, and his "get drunk and roll a car blasting music into the clearing" zombie-luring tactic was a) very him b) one of the few actually clever plans any of these characters have ever had.

the finale was absolutely laughable. the governor slaughters his own people why??? it makes no sense and isn't even satisfying plot-wise.

lex pretend, Monday, 10 March 2014 08:53 (ten years ago) link

although for every positive-ish character development (carol has a personality and the occasional decent line now!) there's a regression. how did glenn go from one of the few reasons to carry on watching to this emo b-grade rick? he's succumbed to the inarticulate machismo disease.

lex pretend, Monday, 10 March 2014 09:00 (ten years ago) link

also i know we're meant to think carl's turning into this scary child psycho but even though he's (quite understandably) ice cold i trust his instincts way more than, for example, his dad's. he saved tyreese and sasha and brought them into the group; he responded to michonne helping him; the kid he shot wasn't laying down his own weapon; and he even gave rick a few doses of much-needed real talk about what a terrible fucking leader he was.

lex pretend, Monday, 10 March 2014 09:05 (ten years ago) link

It's such a weird show, the way it's demonstrably terrible yet oddly compelling at the same time, and not in a "LOL, this show sucks" sort of way. It's never so terrible that you want to walk away, and there are just enough dangling threads of potential, glimmers of hope, that you want to stick around and see if it gets better. Which it inevitably does, before invariably taking a nosedive again. It's like watching the water cycle.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 10 March 2014 13:24 (ten years ago) link

haha yes

Nhex, Monday, 10 March 2014 13:38 (ten years ago) link

goddamn, most fucked up episode yet. really powerful.

Nhex, Monday, 17 March 2014 04:23 (ten years ago) link

Yeah WTF! I thought that little girl had problems, but I never saw that coming. This one was the first to make me feel dread and that they are living in the end of the world.

JacobSanders, Monday, 17 March 2014 05:26 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, without a doubt, one of the darkest things I ever watched on television.

tubby permacrocked whorefucker (Lostandfound), Monday, 17 March 2014 07:07 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, kids never make a show better, but that was pretty hardcore, for TV, for anything. Like a more nightmarish Of Mice and Men moment. Not sure it earned it, but it still rattled.

Gotta say, I don't like a lot of this show, but this season has been really well directed and acted.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 March 2014 18:25 (ten years ago) link

1) If they weren't two of the more compelling characters on the show, I would have predicted a murder/suicide ending.

2) Who the hell names an end of the world sanctuary "Terminus?"

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 March 2014 18:27 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, even the kids gave good performances this ep. They were even beginning to flesh out Myra as a character, of course, far too late. Carol and Tyreese were really exceptional, especially that final scene at the table. So happy Chad Coleman finally got a chance to bust out his chops, like Michonne late this season.

I'm gonna guess it actually is the railroad terminus trainyard, we're gonna see a gigantic, bloody/half-burned down sign and a bunch of bombed out cars

A note: I'm surprised to be saying this, but I've really gone completely 180 degrees on The Talking Dead. I used to think it was just a hollow cheer-leading segment to fill time between reruns, but getting production insight from the actors and even some of the guest analysis has really improved my enjoyment of the show for the last two seasons.

Nhex, Monday, 17 March 2014 18:41 (ten years ago) link

someone tell me what the insane brutal thing that happened was, on this show i stopped watchign

Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 01:14 (ten years ago) link

You are crazy, the last 4 ep's have been really good, just watch em.

xelab, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 01:19 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, once they broke everyone up into small groups/pairs, sent them on the move/run, it's been one pretty solid standalone episode after the other, no doubt on the way to something massively disappointing at the end of the season.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 01:45 (ten years ago) link

Last episode was amazing. Best episode of the whole four seasons, I thought.

Unsettled defender (ithappens), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 12:15 (ten years ago) link

the breaking of the fellowship has been a v good thing for the narrative, indeed.

grape is the flavor of my true love's hair (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 15:44 (ten years ago) link

The irony being that less is happening even though more is happening. In a zombie apocalypse where children are eating their parents and people are putting their former loved ones down while they're not dealing with rampaging/shambling evildoers, every episode should be as heart-wrenching and hard to watch as the last one. But of course that would be the most depressing show ever.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 16:11 (ten years ago) link

http://www.avclub.com/tvclub/walking-dead-grove-202256

I agree with some of the points in this, actually, it just felt to me like they were pushing past dark to ludicrously dark.

Also so, so sick of zombies popping up whenever they can't end a damn scene.

brains hangin (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 11:38 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, it goes back to the problem of the zombies being quiet until they're RIGHT BEHIND YOU! BOO!

I thought the write-up was *way* off point. Ludicrously dark is the lame governor lopping off a hero's head with a samurai sword. This dark turn, on the other hand, has been building up for a long while, and the pay-off on all fronts was perfectly in line with the set-up.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 11:59 (ten years ago) link

kind of an anticlimactic season ender. also want to know where Beth is.

akm, Monday, 31 March 2014 17:28 (ten years ago) link

the gang scene gave the episode bit of an early climax, but overall pretty good. i notice i keep getting a sentiment on this show that if they nail one really good scene I'll forgive anything else; super intense. (man, did not think they would go so far as to having Carl almost raped) i'll miss you, evil Jeff Kober

also a lot more satisfying than last year's season ender w/the gov. driving away. this season, especially the second half, was pretty damn good IMO. probably the best season of the show yet in retrospect, even w/the awkward adventures of One-Eye Bri

as soon as Beth was "disappeared" i knew we weren't gonna see her again until next season. maybe not even until the second half, depending how long this Terminus arc goes

actually looking forward to to see Rick and Co. go nuts on these hippie/hipster psycho cannibals (my guess?) next season. never trust a Tasha Yar, man

Nhex, Monday, 31 March 2014 17:53 (ten years ago) link

oh shit was that her?

akm, Monday, 31 March 2014 20:30 (ten years ago) link

yeah I loved the cage full of human ribcages and the sizzling meat that rick didn't allow anyone to eat

akm, Monday, 31 March 2014 20:30 (ten years ago) link

haha, yeah, i like how that was instinctive... *thinking* "where... could they have gotten all this meat..."
there's a great similar moment in The Walking Dead game by Telltale where the main character screams "DON'T EAT IT"

Nhex, Monday, 31 March 2014 20:39 (ten years ago) link

My wife and I were watching this last night and I think I knew Rick was going to bite the guy's throat out about two seconds before he did it, but him going to town on the other guy with the knife was just o_O.

When they were all outside the railway car and Rick saw all the empty boxes of powdered milk, all I could think of was that Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror" with Mrs. Krabappel writing on the board: HOMEWORK - EAT A STICK OF BUTTER.

http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/24851000/ngbbs526c1faa59d70.jpg

bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 15:43 (ten years ago) link

the way that scene ends with Carl staring with intense hatred/approval as Rick stabs the pedo endlessly was a really good shot

Nhex, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 16:34 (ten years ago) link

I can't believe they wasted the first half of this season on "resolving" the Gov. arc, when the stakes are so much higher for this second half of the season. But then, maybe that's why that other showrunner got run out. Whoever is in charge now is sure not afraid to go daaaaaaark.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 18:09 (ten years ago) link

I don't know if it went down that way - pretty sure Scott Gimple was showrunner since the beginning of this season (that is, his first job was to clean up the Governor mess + the disease arc). The way last year ended just smacked of interference... but I don't know for sure

Nhex, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 18:23 (ten years ago) link

I guess I was just presuming that at least a little work was done on the first half of this season before they swapped showrunners, but maybe not. Given how much stronger the second half of this season was than the first, which basically just extended the previous sort of not strong season was, it makes me wonder.

The question is: how long can the group last in a "Hostel" like house of horrors? Did we see the Washington guy among the group in the train car? Is he already gone and grilled? That would be a funny anti-climactic end to the dead-end get to DC subplot.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 18:25 (ten years ago) link

i'm up to speed now. gotta say, i think the show came into its own during season 4 - at its best that season was actually full-on no-caveats can't-look-away brilliant. i'm thinking the mid-season finale and the lizzie episode in particular (the former was pretty much a do-over of the botched season 3 finale, right? except done so well it didn't matter).

i really enjoyed the scattering of the cast. previously, interesting minor characters' subplots were kind of brushed under the carpet because the main plot and characters took precedence - it was really good to spend extended time with unlikely teams of people who weren't rick/carl etc, especially as they've actually learned how to do character development well. so i didn't mind that there was minimal plot development (which is an odd complaint anyway now, given that the main theme of the series is that there is no point, there is no endgame, there is no plot).

michonne and carl bonding has been one of the season's highlights for sure, who would have thought these two would be the ones bringing some much-needed levity to matters? surprisingly i also really liked carl yelling at unconscious rick. so teenage. it felt true to life and the character. helped that i agreed with him. and i no longer want rick to die!

daryl and beth was pretty absorbing, if you took the burning of the shack as allegorical catharsis rather than actual baffling stupidity. you'd think they'd have worked out their princess vs redneck issues by now but it's great that TWD went there with the class war angle. (politically, it's become so much better since the days of token-black-guy-killed-off-asap. minority characters carrying episodes without being caricatures and it's not even a thing.) i felt the last two episodes did lapse into the bad old days of stupidity and withholding information though - hey daryl, beth has not "just gone", maybe tell rick that she was kidnapped in a car???

maggie/bob/sasha and glenn/tara/new people had their moments but unfortunately glenn and maggie's relationship is now the worst thing about the show. so many unnecessary acts of stupidity and selfishness committed by them. i really, really wish that at some point they'd used glenn and maggie to bring the levity to the show - this constant intense "i must protect you with my life (even though i'm ill and you're perfectly capable)" crap is very wearing. they should have been an opportunity to remind the audience that joy and relaxation and contentment and shared humour with someone you love are possible even in a zombie apocalypse, and this would have meant there was more at stake when they were separated. and maybe i'd have had more patience with maggie dragging bob and sasha around after her, as if sasha hadn't also lost someone she loved. ditto glenn and tara - in just a few weeks tara's gone from relative security with her entire family to seeing her dad, sister, niece and girlfriend all die violently in front of her - in that context maybe HER trauma might be more in need of attention than glenn's? and the fucking train tunnel. you'd walk into a zombie-infested tunnel without your armour and with an injured companion just to save a day's journey? do you want to get to your wife or do you want to die trying? ughhhh.

against that backdrop i did like bob becoming a happy voice of reason rather than a dodgy alcoholic. and the three new characters are pretty 1D and straight outta the comics at this point but not in an annoying way. gotta love that there's someone out there who thinks hotpants and hoop earrings are suitable zombie apocalypse attire, love rosita already <3

obviously the carol/tyreese/lizzie/mika group was the BOMB this half-season though. if i had minor nitpicks, 1) i'd have liked them to keep escalating lizzie's craziness for a little while longer (just because it was tremendously effective to watch), 2) i'd rather she'd killed off judith than mika because that fucking baby is just dragging down the plot. still - that episode was peak walking dead. the carol/tyreese post-mortem was easily the most powerful non-violent scene in the show's history. carol's definitely the best character now. and she NEVER lapses into clichéd soliloquies, she speaks normally and level-headedly at all times and this never lessens the impact of her words or actions. also, an episode carried entirely by a middle-aged woman and an african-american man, neither of whom were remotely stereotyped? pow.

no idea where they'll go in season 5. thought they should probably have done the (i assume) cannibalism reveal in the finale, it was never explicit but if it's in the comics there'd obviously be speculation and there were enough clues to put two and two together. not much suspense about it now.

i have a feeling beth was kidnapped by someone else entirely, kidnapping doesn't seem to be terminus's style.

lex pretend, Monday, 7 April 2014 12:24 (ten years ago) link

oh the flashbacks in the finale made me want to throw things though. NO 1 CURR about farming lyfe when drama is happening. STOPPIT.

lex pretend, Monday, 7 April 2014 12:25 (ten years ago) link

six months pass...

glad they went with a guns blazing premiere, a lot of fun. really surprised that the end of Terminus came so soon!

Nhex, Monday, 13 October 2014 05:30 (nine years ago) link

That was pretty cathartic. Also worth watching Talking Dead for once, I missed a bunch of references and characters from earlier episodes!

...and Lou Reed as Dr. Eldon Tyrell (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 13 October 2014 05:41 (nine years ago) link

Same here - can't believe they brought back that guy from waaay back last season with Rick's watch, to not even get a single line and get mercilessly slaughtered

Nhex, Monday, 13 October 2014 06:19 (nine years ago) link

As a newish parent, I really can't take more scenes of baby in peril, just too distressing. The abattoir carnage, fine, but the upset baby...

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Monday, 13 October 2014 10:08 (nine years ago) link

wow that must have been one of the best walking dead episodes ever, was convinced they'd take 3 episodes just to get out of the cattle truck. carol is the best.

as nice as it was to see them all reunited, that's some unwieldy group of FIFTEEN they're now trekking around as...

lex pretend, Monday, 13 October 2014 23:01 (nine years ago) link

That was stunning opening episode, was never fooled that Tyrene wasn't going to anything other than waste that little fucker!

xelab, Monday, 13 October 2014 23:14 (nine years ago) link

Tyreese

xelab, Monday, 13 October 2014 23:17 (nine years ago) link

I don't think he did! Really hoping that dude doesn't double back and kill Tyreese's sister or something else awful.

Nhex, Monday, 13 October 2014 23:57 (nine years ago) link

Love this show, but it's so fucking cynical. I guess I'd like to think that humans would not be in such a big hurry to kill each other when faced with a zombie apocalypse.

schwantz, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 00:17 (nine years ago) link

xp
That is probably what will follow, alas he only beat him half to death.

xelab, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 00:18 (nine years ago) link

Xpost

Remember that your nut job survivalist types who can't wait to go round killing the less prepared would probably be the ones who thrived in this sort of scenario. Sadly doesn't seem that cynical.

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 09:24 (nine years ago) link

i don't think you even need a zombie apocalypse for humans to start killing each other, just the breakdown of law & order

props for how well this show deals w/race & gender (having been so terrible at it initially). tyreese as babysitter and carol as action heroine going into battle made total sense and was allowed to just happen without being a big deal.

it's weird to have started the new series and have no idea where it goes from here. we need either a new base, an artificial splitting up or a serious cull at this point. feel like being able to name all 15 in our merry post-terminus troupe should deserve a prize. tara probably the most obvious to be killed off but almost too obvious - hard to be shocked/upset about a character you'd forgotten about. glenn and maggie are still terrible but i live in fear of one of them dying and the other one moping for a whole season. abraham/eugene/rosita all still underdeveloped (has rosita even had any lines yet?) but their story hasn't really begun has it? i fear for bob/sasha - just developed enough that we care, but not too established that they're here for good.

i would like some michonne/sasha dialogue, i think

lex pretend, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 09:52 (nine years ago) link

My understanding from interviews is that, as with this opener, they're going to bracket episodes at the beginning and end with stuff from what happened at Terminus before our intrepid heroes arrived. Gareth is definitely not dead - I've seen stills of him from later episodes, probably so Rick can deal with his "Remember when I said I'd kill you last, Sully?" promise.

bippity bup at the hotel california (Phil D.), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 12:09 (nine years ago) link

A good episode from this show is such a red flag, considering its complete inability thus far to sustain a season-long narrative from start to finish. To that end, really this should have been last season's finale, the same mistake they made with the governor, but whatevs.

Other thoughts:

-Who cares what happened at Terminus before our heroes arrived?

-Why did they tie that dude's hands but not his feet? Also, I totally forget what turned Tyreese into the cowardly lion. The murder/death of his sister? That psycho kid from the end of last season?

-You want cynical? When they lined up the eight people at the trough, four of them strangers, four of them our heroes? What a cynical way to just get some horrific gore going without really putting any familiar faces at real risk.

-One of the very first episodes Rick realized that smearing yourself with zombie offal and other effluvia at least briefly disguises you. Certainly Michonne realized that walking around with mangled zombies protects you. Here Carol gets all gutted up to sneak around. Why don't more characters do this all the time? Is it just too gross?

-Carol did somehow clean up well, though, for the reunion.

-Took a while to steal the savvy fireworks idea from "Land of the Dead."

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 14:36 (nine years ago) link

who did rick give the watch to? I remember that happened but don't remember who it was and didn't recognize anyone.

akm, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 18:07 (nine years ago) link

oh I just googled it. at the blood trough. ok.

akm, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 18:07 (nine years ago) link

Who cares what happened at Terminus before our heroes arrived?

Gimple said on Talking Dead that he wants to show what happens to people when they're put in situations that change them, that the Terminus people were good to begin with and became what they were due to the experience with the psychos who took over. "You're either the cattle or the butcher," or whatever the dude said. I think the implication is that Rick & Co. are going to undergo some heavy shit that might make them change their moral attitude and how they deal with people.

...and Lou Reed as Dr. Eldon Tyrell (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 01:31 (nine years ago) link

Not sure how much rape camp torture porn we really need to see to make a point that has already been pretty heavily made

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 01:36 (nine years ago) link

I think this show errs on the side of going too far a lot, actually, so I'm expecting the flashbacks to be pretty dreadful.

...and Lou Reed as Dr. Eldon Tyrell (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 01:44 (nine years ago) link

"Undergoing some heavy shit that might make them change their moral attitude and how they deal with people" is the closest this show has had to a theme. And every other apocalypse tale before it, too. I really hope this season's bright idea is bigger, but I don't expect anything more than the usual wheel-spinning, honestly. Because again, no matter what, the world is over and done with. Life is nothing but wheel-spinning, which that needling neo-conversation between Tyreese and the smug gum chewer reiterated over and over. It's not so much "cattle or butcher" but "we're all going to die." And when we die, we're going to come back, and maybe never die. And also eat people. Per Lex above, yeah, I'm impressed that I can name all 15 or so of these folks now, too, but won't that be a problem? Who of this batch can they kill? Would they kill anyone of them? If they don't kill any of them, won't the posse just keep accumulating names we know, making it harder and harder to depict the group as in any real danger?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 02:58 (nine years ago) link

i appreciated the terminus flashbacks, always good to have the villains somewhat fleshed out. would like some more b/c it's still a big step from vowing not to be taken advantage of to actual cannibalism.

this show's big themes are silly and/or overblown, i don't watch it for those, i guess i see it as an ~adventure series? there is no point or ending to aim for, but it's a group of characters i'm somewhat attached to getting into life-threatening scrapes. making me give a shit about the characters (without feeling as though i should have an executive producer's credit for projecting what i want a character who hasn't been given any lines in 5 episodes to be) should be the show's no 1 aim imo. (the terminus flashbacks do decent work in this area.)

the tactics to move around zombie herds safely do seem to be conveniently forgotten/remembered, though i think the zombies randomly being able to suddenly move silently and quickly enough to surprise characters bothers me more.

definitely loled when carol showed up fresh out of a shower advert,

lex pretend, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 12:04 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/rjXdsSj.jpg

made some perfect bacon

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 18:28 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Hy5A7tY.jpg

oh no stop ur killin em

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 18:43 (nine years ago) link

lol oops

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 18:54 (nine years ago) link

omg at bacon pic!!

sugar in my mac and ciccone old (sarahell), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 20:38 (nine years ago) link

Mmm. Hoegarden.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 20:42 (nine years ago) link

Now, see, something is all screwy. Clearly the last episode should have been the season finale, and this one should have been the season premiere. It's as if they don't know how to tell a story, even when they are lucky enough to have a story to tell.

Anyway.

1) Not sure how much I can handle a smug, talky villain this season.

2) Didn't Rick and a few of his friends already have a run-in with the CDC c. season one? The crappy season one finale, maybe? So shouldn't he know that the idea that DC has anything to offer is silly?

3) Also, you'd think they'd recognize that staying away from population centers would be a wise thing. Though sure, if I spent all my time wandering the same 10 or so square mile area, I'd get pretty bored too.

4) Speaking of smug, talky villains. You'd think our tracker heroes would notice someone grillin' nearby. But hey, whatevs

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 20 October 2014 15:18 (nine years ago) link

1) hipster villain is a funny demented twist though
2) i think that some point the writers are going to remember this and someone will call out the mullet guy. the CDC thing didn't happen in the comics

poor Bob though, you knew as soon as one new black cast member entered, another would have to leave... thanks AMC

Nhex, Monday, 20 October 2014 15:32 (nine years ago) link

Maybe the villain didn't start out hip. Maybe what happened to him ... made him hip.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 20 October 2014 16:45 (nine years ago) link

Want to say mullet and his story have already lasted longer than he/it did in the comics?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 20 October 2014 16:46 (nine years ago) link

Though actually, hipster Gareth does have a direct analog in the comics, so let's see if the show follows that storyline to its probably not far off conclusion.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 20 October 2014 17:30 (nine years ago) link

the CDC in season 1 was in Atlanta, Eugene and co are talking about some other govt thing in washington DC. Tho I can see the cogs of "we done this before" vs "we got nothing better to hope for" gearing up perhaps

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Monday, 20 October 2014 22:01 (nine years ago) link

lol some familiar flaws on display in this episode. godawful dialogue spelling everything out for us, characters inexplicably doing stupid things...WHO would have left the church on their own at night just to have a little cry? still, last scene was POW and it set up some promising storylines.

lex pretend, Monday, 20 October 2014 22:28 (nine years ago) link

I thought he was leaving because he was bitten in the food pantry attack and wanted to split to die.

Not sure what Carol's motivation for leaving is after everyone's so accepting...and Daryl just follows her?

But yeah, seems like a lot of the same plot over and over again. The return of Gareth is the return of the Gov. etc.

dan selzer, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 01:16 (nine years ago) link

WHO would have left the church on their own at night just to have a little cry?

I thought he was leaving because he was bitten in the food pantry attack and wanted to split to die.

There is absolutely no indication yet that this is what happened, but ... if this continues to follow the comic as closely as it appears (the Gareth speech at the end is almost word for word from the book), then I don't think we will have to wait long to find out.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 01:18 (nine years ago) link

I think Carol wants to leave, btw, because she realizes she might be better off on her own than in a group. Daryl follows her because he larves her and ... omg, it's a car! Beth!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 01:19 (nine years ago) link

the white cross on the back of a limo/hearse/whatever is pretty conspicuous
i think Carol's far more into despair than she's letting on

Nhex, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 01:23 (nine years ago) link

We still don't know who kidnapped her and why yet, right?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 01:29 (nine years ago) link

techbro cannibal is a much more entertaining villain than the governor

sarahell, Thursday, 23 October 2014 09:14 (nine years ago) link

Well, then.

Brocktoon Tanuki (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 27 October 2014 11:02 (nine years ago) link

What an absolutely great episode. Sort of knew what would happen, generally speaking, since even the comics arc is only a couple of issues. But boy, was this well directed, well acted and well paced. Great use of darkness (both kinds) and stillness. Stuff that happened actually enriched our heroes as characters, changed them. One of the many problems with the show over the seasons has been the way it sort of elides the sheer horror of this existence. Between the end of the last season and the start of this one, we're finally starting the see the deeper pain and damage surviving in this world is inflicting on good people. Not just in the death surrounds us sense, but in the we are living in hell and every single day we must navigate a different degree of damnation. If there's any problem with this development it's that things can quickly get depressing, but, well, a show like this not being depressing is a bigger issue.

Not sure how much I anticipate the Beth storyline, but these past few eps have given me hope. It's as if after so many years of this they finally have righted the earlier wrongs and actually know where they want the story to go. Fingers crossed.

How does Abraham keep his hair and 'stache like that? Everyone else looks like a head-to-toe wet mop.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 27 October 2014 18:02 (nine years ago) link

maggie not only still failing to give a shit about her only living relative but now buggering off even though she now knows beth is still alive is ludicrous

that apart, this show is actually on a genuine streak of sustained quality! and a plot that actually moves!

lex pretend, Monday, 27 October 2014 23:49 (nine years ago) link

The water bloated zombies in the previous episode were wonderful. One of the best monster makeup jobs I've seen in years. Take that cgi!

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 00:07 (nine years ago) link

what was with that weird ending?

sarahell, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 03:13 (nine years ago) link

not gonna be beth or carol in the bushes

Nhex, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 04:47 (nine years ago) link

Or maybe Carol carrying Beth?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 13:27 (nine years ago) link

it's gonna be a rando hostage or Lennie

Nhex, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 15:29 (nine years ago) link

the imdb description of next week's episode says that Beth finds herself in some weird hospital

sarahell, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 16:44 (nine years ago) link

hoping beth isn't traumatised to the point of the next 5 episodes having to nurse her back to health

lex pretend, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 16:57 (nine years ago) link

That would certainly give them an excuse to anchor them all in one place again just to talk a lot.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 17:05 (nine years ago) link

I liked how the "next week.." add said, with pauses inbetween WHO...TOOK...BETH and the first thing I thought was World Health Organization.

dan selzer, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:25 (nine years ago) link

Wow what a crappy episode. Writing and directing was some amateur hour bullshit.

calstars, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 03:01 (nine years ago) link

i like beth and i liked the idea of spending an hour with her but the logic of that whole set-up would have collapsed with one poke. do they actually think about the logic of why certain things would not actually happen? could've been so easy to get it right, too - tighten up the logical holes in the hospital, go for the creepy vibe, bang you've got a nice all-cops-are-bastards/danger of authority theme going on. oh well

lex pretend, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 09:32 (nine years ago) link

The creepy rapist cop character also read like a really standard, lazy idea, which kind of clashed with the... well, I don't really know what the rest of the vibe was supposed to be there to be honest. Weird dystopian hospital society with approximately six people in it.

Brocktoon Tanuki (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 09:50 (nine years ago) link

I only got to the end of S2 yesterday and this is so flimsy on almost every level and yet so watchable because I hate most of the characters and am eagerly looking forward to them being disemboweled. The taking down of Dale (who was less 'moral centre of the group' and more 'self-righteous bore') was a case in point. Also the group dynamic is basically exactly the same as that of Lost and I'm not sure which ripped off which.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 09:52 (nine years ago) link

medals should be awarded to everyone on completion of season 2

lex pretend, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 10:38 (nine years ago) link

For reals. I still feel like there's a lost episode where they just make lemonade for an hour while Herschel speaks nuggets of folksy wisdom.

Brocktoon Tanuki (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 11:21 (nine years ago) link

nah, i'm pretty sure that was an actual episode

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 11:49 (nine years ago) link

medals should be awarded to everyone on completion of season 2

I was writing about it weekly at the time ugh

Simon H., Wednesday, 5 November 2014 13:04 (nine years ago) link

i didn't bother with last season, should I go back and watch that before watching this one?

Brio2, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link

i'd say it's worth it, season 4 was pretty solid overall and really picked up in the second half

Nhex, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 17:43 (nine years ago) link

there's only one or two bum episodes imo and nothing as terrible as the worst from season 2 and 3
remember they got a new showrunner for s4 and he's has yet to be fired amazingly

Nhex, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 17:44 (nine years ago) link

That was like some sub John Carpenter meets General Hospital shit. Glad it was a bottle episode. Keep the infection isolation so that it doesn't spread to the rest of a so far solid season. Unless it's too late, in which case, down the elevator shaft the season goes.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 November 2014 19:10 (nine years ago) link

I guess I didn't mind so much because I was happy to see Beth finally
But yeah, not up to recent standards

Nhex, Friday, 7 November 2014 19:15 (nine years ago) link

Also, bad lady cop didn't blink. Do they teach that at acting school?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 November 2014 19:26 (nine years ago) link

Wow, did not recognize or know that was Keisha Castle-Hughes. Or the kids from "Everybody Hates Chris."

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 8 November 2014 22:00 (nine years ago) link

ohhh I knew her face was familiar
I knew it was the kid from Everybody Hates Chris, but largely because he was in that amazing Family Matters Key & Peele sketch from a few weeks ago

Nhex, Sunday, 9 November 2014 01:24 (nine years ago) link

Kind of a dud last night - Abraham got pretty annoying

Nhex, Monday, 10 November 2014 15:40 (nine years ago) link

- could not believe the car flipping over. great, a callback to TWD's most stupid character's most stupid moment
+ at least they somewhat explained it, i guess this counts as the show's improvement
- abraham's behaviour seemed like it was falling into its old ways of characters behaving in inexplicable and extremely dumb ways to move the plot forward - yeah yeah we get he wants to keep it moving, as do we all, unlike this group that's spent 5 seasons walking in circles around one city, but at the expense of gaining supplies and through a field of zombies? this is implausible and removes any trace sympathy we have for him as a character or a leader (why is the more level-headed rosita not the leader, eh)
+ wrapping up the eugene story so early was a good, and surprising, move - love how fast these plots are moving, let's hope there's something that can replace them
- flashbacks didn't flesh out abraham's back story even a tenth as much as they should have. why were his wife and kids afraid of him? no insight into his character back then at all. (i've read comments outlining what his backstory was, pity the show didn't reflect any of it) (when are we gonna get rosita's backstory)
+ non-flashback eugene and rosita became more like characters and less like the comic book cutouts they'd been at least - rosita did a lot with very little, her staredown of abraham with her hand on her gun was the episode's most powerful moment imo. who is dependent on whom there, how much power does she have over him
+ two consecutive episodes without rick and koral
+ probz more of a cliffhanger than last week - we all know what carol's gonna do in the hospital but i've no idea how this group will react to eugene's revelation

lex pretend, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 13:29 (nine years ago) link

why were his wife and kids afraid of him?

Uhm he just beat some guys to death with canned goods...

Brocktoon Tanuki (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 13:42 (nine years ago) link

it's the zombie apocalypse, that's barely remarkable at this point

and especially considering the backstory in the comics that he was saving them

or was it an abusive relationship in the first place? the show indicates none of this

lex pretend, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 14:16 (nine years ago) link

irl lol at "Rick and Koral"

I'm glad they didn't overplay the "Eugene with the firehose" thing, no self-satisfied smirk or cheesy thumbs-up or "crowning moment of awesome," just a realization by him that he needs a new strategy because shit is about to fall apart with his original plan.

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 15:08 (nine years ago) link

This episode was in many ways an encapsulation of the show itself - spinning wheels, going nowhere, backtracking, detouring - but I thought it was OK. If anything, it feels like they let the Eugene reveal wait too long, but at least it seems to have happened at the right spot. Some thoughts:

1) This season is the first that seems to acknowledge night is dark.

2) The zombie battles, including the hose, were pretty perfunctory.

3) I do enjoy the fact that starting last season and continuing through this one, that so many of the secondary characters can hold their own, episode-wise. Rosita was good in this.

4) The Eugene thing works as a pretty solid analogue to everyone else: in the zombie apocalypse, you do not survive by staying true to yourself. And everyone has something that's keeping them going.

5) Flashback, the impression I got what was that it was pretty early in the apocalypse. Abe's family probably just panicked.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link

Yeah. They probably didn't realize he was a violent psychopath inside!
I'm surprised they let the Eugene reveal linger on this long tbh, especially compared to how fast it came out in the comics

Nhex, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 19:15 (nine years ago) link

Decent ep, Carol and Darryl are good enough actors to carry a whole episode like this. Wish plot was a little more but what can you do, was a bottle-ish episode for this show
Yvette Nicole Brown with a lot of good insights on Talking Dead! (And uh, looking great)

Nhex, Monday, 17 November 2014 05:30 (nine years ago) link

Mostly a good episode. Thoughts:

1) Still like how night looks like night.
2) Who starts a voluntary bonfire when trying to sneak up on someone.
3) Why, after establishing that the van was not stable would Carol then climb in after Darryl?
4) Like the use of silences/not talking.
5) Don't like the on the nose book placement this show's gotten into the habit of.
6) How would a zombie get trapped in a zipped tent?

All these bottle eps, detours and side-tracks makes me think they finally have some sort of narrative outline they're following. Also a good way to make something happen when, you know, nothing really is happening.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 November 2014 19:23 (nine years ago) link

Also, this show has always been but is increasingly more of a Western, with zombies. It's even got two Clint Eastwoods.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 November 2014 19:33 (nine years ago) link

three if you count Carol!

Nhex, Monday, 17 November 2014 19:35 (nine years ago) link

6) How would a zombie get trapped in a zipped tent?

Be alive.
Enter tent, zip up tent.
Die.
Reanimate.
Play magical xylophone.

Your Favorite Album in the Cutout Bin, Monday, 17 November 2014 20:54 (nine years ago) link

That's one of the details I liked - you don't really know what the story is with those people camping there. The blood marks on the bags would imply someone came by while they were sleeping and shot or stabbed them. No magical xylophone!

Nhex, Monday, 17 November 2014 21:01 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, I guess someone could have stealthed into the tents, killed them badly, then ... zipped them up again before stabbing everyone in their sleeping bags? It doesn't matter, of course.

I do like the helpless, stupid zombies. What I don't like is how poorly this show CGIs charring - buildings, bodies. It just looks like this weird digital smudge.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 November 2014 21:59 (nine years ago) link

am i missing something? they could have been bitten by a zombie as opposed to stabbed by a non-zombie?

the HegeMony Mony Chant thread in the Most Read Threads List (sarahell), Monday, 17 November 2014 22:11 (nine years ago) link

So both tent people were bitten by zombies, made it back to camp, went into their respective tents, then zipped themselves in? Then died and turned? All either before or after all those people died and turned in their sleeping bags? I guess they could have all killed themselves at once.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 November 2014 22:13 (nine years ago) link

the zombies that attacked those people could have come and gone? Idk dude, I feel like you are overthinking this. People who were camping out in that building got attacked by zombies. They died and turned. Zombies have low brain function and cannot use zippers. It was funny.

the HegeMony Mony Chant thread in the Most Read Threads List (sarahell), Monday, 17 November 2014 22:19 (nine years ago) link

However, I think this episode, we saw the first child zombie since ... the Governor's daughter? I feel like child zombies are exceedingly rare.

the HegeMony Mony Chant thread in the Most Read Threads List (sarahell), Monday, 17 November 2014 22:23 (nine years ago) link

I'm definitely overthinking it! as if there was ever any doubt.

Tbh probably not a lot of kid left after a zombie attack.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 November 2014 22:32 (nine years ago) link

ooh, very good episode again. daryl and carol are welcome to carry an episode any time they feel like it. enjoyed the tent zombies, my spoilsport pernicketiness was elicited by daryl driving them off the bridge and walking away with just a sore shoulder between them.

i loved that the intro contained no drama or action, just carol being extremely capable and practical on her own!

lex pretend, Monday, 17 November 2014 23:16 (nine years ago) link

Is it wrong that I am no longer hate-watching this and am instead actively looking forward to each ep? And that I'm sad there are only a couple left?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 00:48 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/iRoUbkA.gif

braunld (Lowell N. Behold'n), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 01:06 (nine years ago) link

that gif is RIPE for some kind of meme splice

xp ah come on, the show's been pretty consistently good for like two years now?

Nhex, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 03:45 (nine years ago) link

I think it was hit or miss last year - which, recall, began with the belated wrap up of the governor plot - but really hit its stride by the end of last season. Still, it was nowhere near consistent enough (at least not in the positive sense) to expect several episodes of good to excellent quality in a row, which is what this season has given us. The previous 4 seasons of this show were wildly inconsistent and erratic, as if, I dunno, they were constantly changing showrunners or something. But this season has been consistent in tone, direction, acting, writing - a Walking Dead first.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 04:03 (nine years ago) link

Going to start a Walking Dead sock called Vanlandingman who does nothing but complain about the van landing on its wheels.

Temple of Infinite Grohls (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 04:08 (nine years ago) link

Is that Josh Homme?

Temple of Infinite Grohls (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 04:19 (nine years ago) link

When Josh Homme falls, he always lands on his feet. It's just his thing.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 04:26 (nine years ago) link

I felt like it was pretty obvious sleeping bag zombies were suicides who didn't realize they'd reanimate

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 05:28 (nine years ago) link

how would they kill themselves while being still wrapped up in the sleeping bag? maybe they took pills, but that wouldn't explain the bloody holes on the sides of the bags

Nhex, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 05:50 (nine years ago) link

Maybe they took pills then were stabbed by their friends, who felt bad, took pills, zipped themselves into their respective tents, died and reanimated.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 12:37 (nine years ago) link

Damn, sad. Didn't see that coming!

Nhex, Monday, 1 December 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link

disappointed idiot priest didn't die yet, wtf was he even doing digging his way out of there? what was the point of that whole thing? die!

also wish mullet eugene had never woken up.

akm, Monday, 1 December 2014 20:52 (nine years ago) link

Fuck. That was brutal even by this show's standards.

finn_the_scot, Monday, 1 December 2014 22:02 (nine years ago) link

Felt like a lot of false notes were hit ... I mean, up until Michonne told Maggie that Beth was alive, Maggie didn't really seem to care that much about what happened to her sister. All the teaser talk about this episode intimated that a main character was going to die, and with all the focus on Carol in the last few episodes, I was afraid it was gonna be Carol that died, and I was prepared to be really sad.

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Monday, 1 December 2014 22:38 (nine years ago) link

I forgot that she was maggie's sister until she told her that actually

akm, Monday, 1 December 2014 22:42 (nine years ago) link

genuinely thought when michonne told maggie that beth was alive, maggie's response would be "...who?"

sad about beth but that was a damp squib really, mostly because of existing flaws like the entire hospital set-up being dumb and illogical, and maggie's grief being accidentally hilarious after literally not mentioning her sister for 1.5 seasons

also what even happened at the end, why didn't beth go for dawn's throat or eye???

the priest is a bumbling idiot who needs to die soon, wish michonne and carl had left him outside in a ~poetic reprise of his own actions

we're p much back to where we were in episode 2, right?

lex pretend, Monday, 1 December 2014 23:31 (nine years ago) link

oh and the entire "carol's in the hospital!!!!" subplot was for nothing, then

lex pretend, Monday, 1 December 2014 23:31 (nine years ago) link

oh and really bored of tyreese's speeches now

lex pretend, Monday, 1 December 2014 23:34 (nine years ago) link

yeah, never really cared much about the hospital. They kept talking about it like it was this structure that had to be kept going and there was this intense hierarchy and whatnot, I kept being like, aren't there like 6 cops and 5 orderlies? Who cares?

dan selzer, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 00:04 (nine years ago) link

They still have Talking Dead for this season? Been struggling to even watch the main course so far. Sad to see such a good series go so rapidly terribly below average, life is too short so fuck 'em.

xelab, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 02:09 (nine years ago) link

you really think this season is below average?

akm, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 04:48 (nine years ago) link

yeah, it's pretty decent at the least - if only for that that nobody ended up staying in one place for more than a few episodes
there were only maybe two, three incidents of terminal stupidity which is pretty good for this show

Nhex, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 06:33 (nine years ago) link

it's probably gone up a level this season if anything, it's just that the elements of stupidity all came home to roost in this episode. as an episode it was crafted pretty well i thought, it was previous mistakes that did for it

lex pretend, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 09:13 (nine years ago) link

Just catching up with the second to most recent ep. Not a lot happening, but I still don't get the deal with that hospital that seems like 80% cops and 20% docs. Also, like, I get that they're assholes, but I'm a little unclear what they've done wrong. Too fascist? Not letting people leave? It's like I missed an establishing episode.

I do like how muddled motives have gotten, but what a dummy for letting the cop up. Or not keeping an eye on the priest. Because duh.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 19:48 (nine years ago) link

Good zombie fx lately, though.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 19:48 (nine years ago) link

...you missed the whole physical abuse, slavery and rape of the people they're "caretaking"?

Nhex, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 19:50 (nine years ago) link

I totally forgot that. But I'm pretty sure they were established as bad people before that revelation, weren't they? But yeah, you're right, they're more than just assholes. Not sure of their motives either, though. And again, they seem like 80% police, plus Beth and ... one patient and a time? And a couple of doctors/nurses? It's unclear who they are protecting or enslaving.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 19:54 (nine years ago) link

hospital is basically a camp of indentured servitude/slavery

akm, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 19:54 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, but we haven't seen anything much more than police there in the show, have we? Still have the more recent ep to watch.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 19:57 (nine years ago) link

Some sort of amusing religious in jokes though. The Biblical stuff about eating the flesh, the priest pulling a nail from his foot ...

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 19:59 (nine years ago) link

yeah they didn't show that many other people and I'm not sure there were that many in there, which is why they were so frantic to get more.

akm, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 20:01 (nine years ago) link

Was cool seeing Keisha Castle-Hughes show up as the recaptured escapee / amputee / walker. Curious how she got the role (her and show mutual fans of each other?). Wish she'd joined the cast for a longer stint. Glad she's continued to act. Thought she was great in "Whale Rider", and fun seeing her appear in "The Almighty Johnsons".

As far as the cops, not sure how many bad apples there were besides the two that died in the hospital, but was also surprised they only showed Noah leaving with Rick's group. The remaining cops were either cowards, allowing the few to abuse the civilians, or the civilians prefer the devil they know versus leaving with a wild-looking bunch.

At the pace they're going, seems like they're 1 to 1.5 seasons behind the comics. It's been long enough, I can't remember Beth the comic character, if there was one.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 15:40 (nine years ago) link

don't think there was a Beth in the comics, Maggie had other sisters but they all died pretty quickly

it was a little vague to me how it ended, it wouldn't surprise me if Noah was the only hospital person to go with them or if a few more tagged along as well
but then again, looking at it from their point of view, Rick and co. looked like a bunch of psycho hobos and probably even scarier than the cops

i do like how DGAF Rick now doesn't even try to look presentable. or maybe he learned a lesson about wearing other people's jackets. I don't know

Nhex, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 16:42 (nine years ago) link

This last episode was unfortunately like a condensed Day of the Dead: poorly defined or barely established sadistic authority figures histrionic, overacting, or just generally talking and talking, all while trapped in a confined space. Also, kind of tired of, five seasons in, these debates about what you need to do to survive. We've already established that these people have survived, and why, so no need to rehash. Plus, while this show clearly has a pretty big production budget, every once in a while we hit a stretch of episodes where it seems like they've run out of money, or need to scrape together every penny for some shooting and zombie effects, sticking everyone else in a hospital hall, or standing by a firetruck, or standing around the same square city block or parking lot, talking. And speaking of which, why is downtown Atlanta suddenly more or less devoid of zombies? They all watching "Snow White" at the theatre?

Did I miss when Carol woke up? I blinked, and next thing I know she's awake in a wheelchair. And then she was standing. Did she say anything? And a real cheat to leave Beth out of the show for so long, then bring her back just for this lame detour.

Seriously, this hospital side plot was so lame. So many police, and the only two civilians are ... the doctor and the bearded guy? Plus Beth, always mopping and Carol, in a bed? Make an effort, Walking Dead. Just when I thought you had turned a corner ...

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 16:42 (nine years ago) link

they did a similar thing with Merle and Andrea tbf

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Thursday, 4 December 2014 00:01 (nine years ago) link

Did they? Did we ever have more than an episode without Merle or Andrea? Because Beth was taken back in episode 13 of Season 4, so we had, what five episodes in a row with barely a mention of Beth? And then they bring her back just for this sloppy and circular and rushed 5 episode stretch of a go-nowhere subplot, just to kill her? Were there people between seasons on pins and needles wondering what happened to Beth, and these show folks were like, just wait until you see what's in store! It's a hospital, filled with 10 people, most of them cops, who sometimes hit this guy with a beard and have alluded to sex slaves we have never seen! It's SOOOO much worse than being stalked by smug ruthless smart cannibals, just you wait!

Still amazed, what with the relative ease of travel/finding cars/gas that they haven't tried driving anywhere else. It's like there's downtown Atlanta and the woods, and all those millions of suburbs, let alone other cities, have just vanished. They should take a trip to Athens and try to find some coffee. They could get the zombie members of REM to reunite on the show.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 December 2014 00:43 (nine years ago) link

"Cuyahogaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh..."

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Thursday, 4 December 2014 01:20 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppTwOEayfGA

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 December 2014 01:46 (nine years ago) link

Merle was gone for over an entire season!!!

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Thursday, 4 December 2014 06:15 (nine years ago) link

And no one missed him.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 December 2014 12:40 (nine years ago) link

He certainly wasn't the exclusive subject of a subsequent story arc though.there was no, next week, find out what happened to Merle!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 December 2014 12:42 (nine years ago) link

carol's recovery from her internal bleeding was remarkable. and they went to those lengths to get her into the hospital for...nothing? not even a reunion scene with beth? no plotting? indeed, not a single line?

lex pretend, Thursday, 4 December 2014 12:58 (nine years ago) link

That's what I mean. It just seems sort of first draft, seat of pants. There is no goal, no end-point, no arc, just action. It's like a big boulder pushed off the top of a mountain, rolling and rolling, fast at first, then with diminishing speed, until it levels off and just ... stops.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 December 2014 14:50 (nine years ago) link

to play the devil's advocate... carol did get a whole episode where she had a character arc leading up to the hospital, and more or less completed it before getting hit by the car
tbh she didn't really care that much about Beth as much as Darryl did... she was ready to bail on everybody yet again!

Nhex, Thursday, 4 December 2014 14:57 (nine years ago) link

Oh, she had her arc. It's really no excuse to hit her with a car and lay her in a hospital, mute, for a couple of eps, just to have her up and running again by the end of the mid-season break. That's some weak soap opera shit. I'm waiting for someone who looks and sounds a lot like Rick, but with a mysterious mustache or goatee, to suddenly show up. "Something's not right about Rick ... "

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:11 (nine years ago) link

Watching this show is like watching a child play chess. They know what all the pieces can do, but they focus so much on the mechanics that they never think more than a couple of moves away. And then they lose.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:14 (nine years ago) link

haha otm

a drug by the name of WORLD WITHOUT END (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:47 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

I think I'm done with this show. It's a fucking never-ending bummer. I kinda figured the whole Eugene thing was bullshit (they weren't going to magically find a "cure" for all of the zombies), but at this point, it's just this disgusting series of shitty events.

schwantz, Monday, 9 February 2015 05:57 (nine years ago) link

Yup, that's what it is - don't blame you. But at the same time, I dug tonight's episode - they gave Tyreese a good send-off. Fun to see the ghosts show up and the dreamy editing.

Nhex, Monday, 9 February 2015 06:09 (nine years ago) link

ugh i hated that episode, another needless death caused by idiot sentiment and general stupidity - from entering the house in the first place without waiting for the others to tyreese getting lost in a fucking photograph everything about that had me yelling "whyyyyyy"

and then the hallucinations with their terrible, clichéd lines that they kept repeating again and again

the premise of the episode and tyreese's death could've been handled so much better

lex pretend, Monday, 9 February 2015 22:46 (nine years ago) link

I agree. Imaginary haunting conversations with past (usually dead) characters is one of my least favourite storytelling devices. Or at least the way film and tv tends to do it. Easily the worst aspect of Six Feet Under.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 00:36 (nine years ago) link

Can't believe a show about the zombie apocalypse isn't more upbeat and edifying, c'mon writers!

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 01:51 (nine years ago) link

Finally caught up with this go-nowhere pseudo premiere. I'd call this amateur arty ep a risk that did not pay off.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 19:31 (nine years ago) link

this episode was a mess! and to think during points of the last season i was actually finally digging it as much, if not more than, the comic.

flashbacks in any TV series can get to fuck

jamiesummerz, Thursday, 19 February 2015 00:06 (nine years ago) link

Post terminous this series has been consistently dreadful, they don't know what they are doing.

xelab, Thursday, 19 February 2015 00:16 (nine years ago) link

I thought this was a good episode - heavy drama. Hope this series has an end, because this could go on forever using a random plot generator.

calstars, Thursday, 19 February 2015 03:41 (nine years ago) link

Clearly plot has not troubled this show. I'm beginning to think it is improvised.

"Hey, what do you want to do today?"

"I dunno. Road trip?"

"To where?"

"Virginia."

"Cool. Do we have to leave Georgia?"

"Nope!"

"Even better. Will the trip be very dangerous with no obvious gain?"

"Of course. But Beth would have wanted it that way."

"Who's Beth?"

"Only the emotional lynchpin of the entire show, duh."

"Eh, doesn't matter. I'm in. It'll be rad."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 19 February 2015 15:04 (nine years ago) link

That's a little disingenuous. There have been plenty of haranguing conversations about them starving, they can't stay on the road forever, so on and so on and so on... and it's basically a repeat of the end of season 2 / beginning of 3 when they go from the farm to the prison.

Nhex, Thursday, 19 February 2015 15:07 (nine years ago) link

I only saw the midseason premiere, and they road trip from Atlanta to Virginia as a favor to dead Beth to bring Everybody Hates Chris home to see his inevitably dead family. And then at the end they say, huh, we're close to Washington, so even though we have never left the apparent 10 square miles of Georgia we've called home, maybe we should check out some other places. You know, now that taking cars and the roads are apparently safe again.

Where did they get the walkie talkies? From terminus? Maybe they should have grabbed more than two, could come in handy when you're exploring zombie infested gated communities.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 19 February 2015 15:15 (nine years ago) link

Caught up with last week's death march ep. Questions:

Why have they not tried moving closer to the coast, or some place where they can sail/float around on boats, like Huck Finn or something?

Why hang in Hotlanta at all? They could find a lake house in the mountains where it is cooler. One of the smarter things in World War Z (the book) was recognizing that zombies slowed, stopped and froze in cold weather.

One smart thing (finally!) about this show is the realization that zombies are slow and relatively manageable.

I know they've been busy, but there's been just a general lack of exploration, period. Or, you know, bicycle riding.

Other than that, usual bullshit. I know these people are bummed, but you'd think they'd move on beyond the shock of perpetual bad news. Because even on a good day the world is still overrun with flesh-eating zombies.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 16:57 (nine years ago) link

Oh, almost forgot: the ive-second dog attack was hilarious.
http://i.imgur.com/IpPFq.gif

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 16:59 (nine years ago) link

Also, life is precious, and god, and the bible.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 17:08 (nine years ago) link

that multi-species super hobo dog gang was the best

Nhex, Monday, 23 February 2015 17:35 (nine years ago) link

OK, finished last night's ep. For a show about desperation and survival, it's amazing how slow and nothing-happens it can be. But zombie attack was good, and I give a lot of credit for featuring a prominent gay couple (who even kiss!) on such a red-meat, red-state show.

Still, how many times are they going to feature a clean-cut, smooth-talking smugly-friendly guy appear out of nowhere?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 17:46 (nine years ago) link

this was the most clean-cut guy they've ever met, so naturally he was gay

Nhex, Monday, 23 February 2015 19:01 (nine years ago) link

so refreshing to have actual normal dialogue in the most recent episode, and no one inexplicably withholding information and acting irrationally for the sake of plot (i mean, rick, duh, but his paranoia felt built into the plot and plausible). abraham and rosita should get more lines, they don't get much to say but they mostly seem like normal human beings when they do

nothing this show has ever done has convinced me that rick should be the leader instead of michonne/glenn/carol/even carl at this point. i appreciated michonne just being like, NOPE we are doing this

aaron's entire approach was very psychologically astute and - assuming all's as he tells it - that's a pretty brave job he's got going on there

lex pretend, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 00:02 (nine years ago) link

I'm curious where they go with this, because it's a pretty big turning point in the comics, iirc, but I'm not sure how far into it they're going to get this season, if they even do.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 02:06 (nine years ago) link

[no spoiler intended] Aaron took Jesus' meet and greet role from the comics, correct? Recalibrating what I've read vs. where the series is at.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 19:01 (nine years ago) link

Nope they are distinct but I can see the confusion because of the repetition of roles and themes (being intentionally vague here for those who haven't read comics)

This show has gotten so good, like everyone is hitting their stride and nailing scene after scene with no overthinking or doubt. The 'how'd you know where the battery was?' bit needed nothing else other than that line for a close-reading and remembering audience, and got nothing more than that

I loved the faux-"An Ending (Ascent)" at arriving at the Alexandria gates

Brakhage, Thursday, 26 February 2015 03:33 (nine years ago) link

Ha, noticed that, too. Used well in 28 Days Later, just as the series premiere used that movie's start.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:20 (nine years ago) link

really enjoying this alexandria plotline. remains to be seen how they'll manufacture tension and danger - on past evidence, by characters behaving stupidly and implausibly out of character - but there are a lot of interesting tensions to explore beyond that. carol's little video scene >>>>>>>>

lex pretend, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 09:22 (nine years ago) link

haha yeah that was incredibly hilarious

Nhex, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 13:47 (nine years ago) link

her "aw shucks!" looks when fumbling with the guns too

Nhex, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 13:48 (nine years ago) link

Definitely an intriguing decision to introduce a douchebag character who literally introduces himself as a douchebag.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 16:26 (nine years ago) link

that sort of self-awareness is pretty rare among douchebags.

i appreciated the theme of who they were pre-apocalypse; rick asserted it didn't matter but it coloured how all of them reacted to "civilisation". carol was lying but also not, she was just reaching back to who she actually was; everything said was true of who she used to be. michonne and daryl are the most badass badasses on the show but she used to be a lawyer and he was a redneck; of course she'd be substantially more enthusiastic, and he'd have been surly and suspicious in a place like that pre-apocalypse. and if rick finds adjusting to society difficult, naturally, of course he slips into the role of cop easily...

(the only characters whose previous occupations we don't know are sasha and rosita, right?)

lex pretend, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 18:17 (nine years ago) link

Wow is this gated community arc laying it on thick. It got to the point where every time the politician gave one of those "I can read people" speeches or talked about "what this place will become," or someone talked about cookies or making prosciutto or knitting or trying to get NPR back up and running (OK i made those up) I wanted to barf. And then, adding insult to injury, they toss in killing an animal and threatening children, which is the laziest way to get a rise out of viewers.

Plus how literal minded to give Rick an actual scarlet letter A. This show, man ...

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 March 2015 19:02 (nine years ago) link

Carol threatening the kid was one of the show's best scenes ever! So hilarious. Her whole character during this arc is fabulous.

Nhex, Monday, 9 March 2015 19:11 (nine years ago) link

Main reason I like this arc so far is the way they're playing crazy Rick/Sasha/Carol/etc. being the real danger to this town rather than just doing Governor/Terminus/Part III

Nhex, Monday, 9 March 2015 19:13 (nine years ago) link

Rick going full-on Shane now, etc.

Nhex, Monday, 9 March 2015 19:13 (nine years ago) link

xxxp i think the A is something they might give to all new alexandria inhabitants? the novelty of the literal mark is questionable, but i don't think it means what _that_ scarlet letter meant? it's definitely supposed to be the opposite of W, presumably for "wolves," seen on one of the walkers outside the walls

slothroprhymes, Monday, 9 March 2015 19:15 (nine years ago) link

That pile of walkers in the truck pile-up from a few episodes ago (with the torsos only, no arms or legs) also had the Ws carved into their foreheads

Nhex, Monday, 9 March 2015 19:18 (nine years ago) link

Not a coincidence that Rick, who has been making the moves on the married woman, gets the scarlet letter.

I don't mind this "arc," as such (considering nothing has happened yet). But I do find it already painfully repetitive, which is another frustration of the show: we know things will go bad, because they can never be good, so it actually gets a little tedious waiting to find out just how they will go bad.

There is no way they're making our heroes the villains, though, not after all the effort they've made to make their hosts seem so nice and clean cut, plus having introduced at least one psycho hothead, plus more than a few vaguely sinister people hanging in the shadows. I think it'd be hilarious though if an entire season was just a boring suburban drama with no zombies.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 March 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link

despite the heavy-handed horse symbolism and the cartoon middle-class liberals who inhabit alexandria, i'm enjoying this season because characters are talking to each other and, so far, not acting in wildly illogical or out-of-characters ways just for the sake of moving the plot along. hopefully whatever external threat's coming for them will arrive before the threatening love triangle has time to develop. carol again with the mvp scene! yay for psychologically terrorising small children.

i don't think sasha's crazy as in paranoid/cautious, she has extremely understandable trauma going on right now, and it's odd that deanna - so psychologically astute in how she's handled everyone else - isn't acknowledging this

for once i think the show is actually acknowledging grey areas - it's making our heroes unsympathetic but nowhere near outright cartoon villains.

lex pretend, Monday, 9 March 2015 22:57 (nine years ago) link

How are they at all being unsympathetic? I think they are being totally reasonable. They've been wandering the wilderness for weeks, on edge and constantly at risk, and gated communities they've joined in the past haven't worked out so well. (The last one tried to eat them!) So yeah, don't know why Deanna is being so dense, or for that matter how this community has managed to stay intact/sane/Etsy, let alone so weirdly blase about everything. I mean, they've all seen and done their share of horrible stuff. It's a heck of a bounce back to baking cookies, especially when they still have people getting killed, or exiled or any of the other stuff our heroes apparently haven't asked about. I like that people are talking - which of course they do whenever the find some position of stability - but it's a bummer it's taking place in this surreal bastion of banality.

Another weird thing. "Oh, the last people here were cops." "Oh, the last people here had motorcycles." I kept expecting someone to find the house of a former samurai for Michonne.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 March 2015 23:42 (nine years ago) link

Deanna seems pretty pissed off when Sasha challenges her on that - i think there are degrees in the community of how blind or aware they are to the structure of their fantasy. Deanna's heavily invested in maintaining that illusion (hopefully she doesn't end up as cartoonishly evil as the Termites/Tasha Yar). Obviously the Gay Recruiters know bad it is out there, but maybe Cookie Locker Lady isn't quite so keen as Mysterious Guns Guy Who's Probably Gonna Die By The End Of The Season (aka alt-Abraham).

Sasha's mental state is totally reasonable, but she's still acting out and irrationally, especially compared to before Bob and Tyreese died. Seemed to me in that intro she was deliberately making noise to draw more walkers to slaughter, not that different from Tyrese's suicidal pack dives.

i think carol being a spy and straight-up threatening to murder a child in his sleep - some things she's had SOME experience with! - while stealing the guns is definitely putting her on the dark side, no? i mean I love her more than ever but she's definitely toeing the morality line now

and like i said, Rick is straight up turning into Shane now - pretty blatantly going after another man's wife and even preparing to shoot him, confident he can take over the town from the sheeple by force when he feels like it and taking steps towards that plan as well. he's way over the line from being "careful". even Darryl by the end of this episode is questioning how far they need to go...

Nhex, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 02:50 (nine years ago) link

That piece of chocolate Carol snuck is just going to blow everything up

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, she was like, fuck it, I'm taking the chocolate. Also, lol post apocalypse America, piles of guns everywhere but keep a close watch on the chocolate, man. I want to know who took the gun from the blender.

she's still acting out and irrationally, especially compared to before Bob and Tyreese died

Yeah, go figure, the deaths of her boyfriend and brother, one after the other, might do that.

Gay meet-n-greet guys seem the most reasonable, friendly but smart and wary. Everyone else has been drinking the Kool Aid, which makes me wonder where they've been hiding the Kool Aid. Would have been awesome had they served moonshine spiked Kool Aid in lieu of wine at the dinner party. Would have been funny if they used that to invoke another deus ex house. "Oh, this wine? One of the houses had an extensive wine cellar!" They should just keep doing that. "Oh, one of the houses used to have a guy who collected bandaids and bandages." "Funny, thing, the person who used to live here owned a loom and had a storeroom full of supplies!"

Still think bicycles would be in ample supply and good for riding around roads quietly and quickly, but hey, maybe they haven't found the house full of bicycles yet.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 13:35 (nine years ago) link

Thought: what if Carol gets busted for going all nightmare scenario on the kid, and the new community votes to expel her? That could tip things into chaos, without turning the new people into bad guys.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 18:30 (nine years ago) link

I kind of want to say fuck this stupid show and its stupid show shit. It's like they've stumbled across a gated community of functionally retarded people, men, women and children alike. They might as well call the show the Walking Fodder.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 March 2015 14:37 (nine years ago) link

"Hey, this Adam Levine guy and his lacky are reckless psychos."

"That's true. But hey, let's go on another run with them!"

"OK, you've convinced me. Let's go! Whee!"

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 March 2015 14:42 (nine years ago) link

"Hey, I'm a panicky, babbling crazypriest. Did you know Satan walks among you?"

"Hmm, you make a good case, I'm convinced."

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 March 2015 14:43 (nine years ago) link

I will agree Gabriel is an incredibly annoying character. We don't know how Deanna is really going to react yet, but it doesn't look good considering her son's dead now

This new town is soft and dumb but I find it hilarious. I was happy when dumbass bro got killed!

That said you should probably stop hate-watching this show for your own mental health Josh, lol - i mean, is it really going to change, fundamentally?

Nhex, Monday, 16 March 2015 14:47 (nine years ago) link

Well, we're losing black cast members at a fast rate, that's for sure.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 March 2015 14:47 (nine years ago) link

Maybe the spinoff will be set in, like, Maine and they won't even have to worry about appearances.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 March 2015 14:48 (nine years ago) link

yeah, that's still annoying, but by the end of the season I have this feeling a lot more white people are gonna die, so it may slightly balance out. but still, poor Noah

Nhex, Monday, 16 March 2015 15:27 (nine years ago) link

xp the spinoff is in LA

slothroprhymes, Monday, 16 March 2015 15:41 (nine years ago) link

i still think this is the show's best season thus far (which isn't necessarily saying much, given how bad 2 and most of 3 and even chunks of 4 have been). but most of its longstanding problems are at a minimum or not present imo.

looking for complete and flawless plausibility and character decision-making in what is clearly a mainstream work of genre fiction seems like a fool's errand. i m/l buy why everyone is behaving as they are in this season, it just happens to make some of the characters, major and minor alike, unpleasant or grating company - but then again, that's kinda what the show is

i guess we can be encouraged by how they've gone from complete tokenism (t-dog) to characters like tyreese, michonne, sasha & bob having significantly developed personas and either sticking around for longish arcs or still remaining, but then again you have two eps this season where an ep focused largely on a black character ended in his horrific death, which comes off as potentially racially sus & tone-deaf regardless of w/e the showrunners' intentions are

slothroprhymes, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:01 (nine years ago) link

this season and last season have been pretty solid overall imo

yeah - compared to t-dog, suicidal CDC lady and prisoner #2 the show has gotten a lot better since then with the minority characters. the deaths are suspect - Noah's seems gratuitous given Beth AND Tyreese basically died for him this season! - but at least they got some actual development before biting it, which is about as much as you can ask for on this show where main cast members seemingly have to die at least by every half-season break

(by the time they hit the church it was obvious there were WAY too many people left in the show, and i expect we're gonna clear out a ton of named Alexandrians by the finale. sorry Tara, no romance for YOU)

Nhex, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:26 (nine years ago) link

I've been playing catch-up with this show for the last couple of months and I'm up to the point where Beth dies and I'm just not sure I can be arsed to go any further. I know everyone hates on S2 but really S4 and 5 have been so ponderous and boring for a show with zombies where a major character dies every other episode.

I was on board roughly up until the Governor died and it really seemed to shit the bed after that, just lose all impetus and direction and for that matter tension. I know the point is that there's no end in sight but it just goes round in circles, none of which would matter if the characters weren't so one-dimensional, you're just marking time until the next action scene.

Matt DC, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:37 (nine years ago) link

It should be just 45mins of zombie attacks and them going to war with other arbitrary groups of people and literally nothing else.

Matt DC, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:44 (nine years ago) link

Here's the thing. I like the genre. I like the scenario. That's why I've stuck around. But too much of this show is still driven by people behaving stupidly rather than making mistakes. Everyone makes mistakes. But the stupidity has been such that it's totally ridiculous that the dumbass-prone would have made it this far. Pretty much everyone left should be comfortable with guns, good with aim, and not likely to do blatantly stupid shit, like trying to kneecap a zombie, or run off into a suspiciously quiet housing development in search of family, or wander into the bushes to take a dump. Which is especially aggravating, because the last couple of eps have knocked off the silent but deadly ninja zombie nonsense and had characters actually hear them moaning from a mile away, but not, I guess the zombies are just selectively quiet, per the dictate of each ad hoc plot turn.

There is so much potential that the show has not embraced, no doubt due to budgets, though I suppose lack of imagination. Like traveling to other places/regions. Like going on quests. Like more than stumbling peripatetically. It's not even clear what the characters want at this point, what they are looking for. Safety? Stability? Salvation? Who knows. Mostly they seem to be on the hunt for people stupider than they are.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 March 2015 19:00 (nine years ago) link

AMC's notorious cheapness (which literally stem in huge part from matthew weiner's flagrant/well-documented monetary demands for himself & his show's budget) is def a factor, despite WD's insane ratings.

aside from scott m. gimple (the current showrunner) the show has never had a particularly adept creative mind in charge. darabont was fine but by all accounts had no clue how to portray this world/story within the constraints of well-constructed series TV. mazzara & kirkman (and by extension AMC) supposedly hated each others' guts and mazzara only seemed to know how to make the pure action scenes remotely interesting. the drama was terrible.

the fact that they moved around as much as they did in this season is mind-boggling by comparison to previous ones. the show's primary nihilistic message is a beaten dead horse at this point, but said deceased horse is being beaten in relatively entertaining fashion & is also genuinely affecting in certain moments, at long last. i'm hoping that the final two eps will be more interesting than a rote clash between the two sides, but i also won't be crushed if it is, long as it doesn't totally suck. this show isn't the americans, or even thrones - like my expectations are fairly low.

slothroprhymes, Monday, 16 March 2015 19:34 (nine years ago) link

I didn't catch any "scenes from next week's episode," but my guess is that Deanna hearing that her son was killed (and her son's idiot cohort beaten up), right after Gabriel's message right after coming to her own conclusion that Rick's crew is taking over, right after (no doubt) discovering what Carol has been up to/beating up or killing the doctor, will lead to a brief yelly clash between the sides. But then both sides will have to unify in the face of a new front, either the source of those "W"s carved into the zombie heads, or perhaps something to do with Rick's old friend, who we saw make an appearance wandering around in the woods several eps back. Or maybe I am making that part up.

Or maybe they will build a radio and a raft out of coconuts and finally get off the island.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 March 2015 19:47 (nine years ago) link

starting off this week's episode w/ nine inch nails was an amazing choice imo

slothroprhymes, Monday, 23 March 2015 01:09 (nine years ago) link

would've been character-accurate to go to more generic dubstep
crazy rick is sooo entertaining. "KEEP WALKIN'"
did not expect Michonne to step in and deliver the final blow on behalf of the group though, good twist

Nhex, Monday, 23 March 2015 03:48 (nine years ago) link

yea sad crazy rick from the prison in season 3 was NAGL but this "demonic-version-of-walking-tall" rick was genuinely kinda frightening

slothroprhymes, Monday, 23 March 2015 12:26 (nine years ago) link

Love me some NIN, but that intro was unintentionally hilarious. Though to be honest I expected the run mix to be, like, LMFAO or something, especially since his van mix was total boots-n-cats.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 March 2015 13:52 (nine years ago) link

Great ending, though. While I find it absolutely implausible that it's only our people who have debilitating streaks of paranoid PTSD and not these gated community yuppies, or that the bad guys are also bad acting weasel types, or that ... well, a whole bunch of stuff, this inevitable conflict is playing out with a pretty compelling sense of drama. The downside, of course, is that, what, there is one episode left? With all sorts of big things set up or waiting to happen? That's one of this show's worst habits, building to a sensible season finale that spills into the next season. That's one reason the show can never find sure footing.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 March 2015 14:34 (nine years ago) link

i'm guessing the finale's extended length (90 minutes) is an attempt to avoid that cliffhanger/transition finale potential pitfall, but who knows

slothroprhymes, Monday, 23 March 2015 14:35 (nine years ago) link

i'm just hoping they don't slide the 'W' explanation into next season and we at least start on that already
also wtf happened to Lennie?

Nhex, Monday, 23 March 2015 14:42 (nine years ago) link

err, Morgan

Nhex, Monday, 23 March 2015 14:42 (nine years ago) link

hopefully he'll be back for the finale. his appearances have always been at logical beginning/ending points (premiere, midseason finale) so that would make sense. he's def one of the most intriguing characters they've developed even in his brief appearances - "clear" is my favorite episode of this series for a reason

slothroprhymes, Monday, 23 March 2015 14:45 (nine years ago) link

I keep thinking the W is an upside down M and it's Morgan who's doing that.

dan selzer, Monday, 23 March 2015 16:02 (nine years ago) link

that's what Yvette Nicole Brown said on Talking Dead, but it wouldn't make sense to me - they ran into the W zombies back when they hit Noah's hometown, and it's pretty unlikely that Morgan got there ahead of them (nevermind doing all this alone...)

Nhex, Monday, 23 March 2015 16:04 (nine years ago) link

it's tony wonder

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 23 March 2015 16:59 (nine years ago) link

Because we just saw Michonne kinda going mental, too, my guess is she knocked him out strategically. Because don't forget, there is also a mess of guns Carol hid somewhere. Methinks it will be a don't throw me in the briar patch situation, where Rick is kicked out and reconvenes with a few others, then doofus coward dude with his own buried gun (guess this is a thing?) does something stupid to spark it all off. The question is whether they stay put in this place, or the walls come down and the zombie swarm advances

Though my guess is still there's a fight of some sort, then some bigger, badder dude or group shows up, our heroes and the yuppies look at each other, then it goes black and we have to wait several months for another rocky start to a new season.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 March 2015 17:33 (nine years ago) link

Kinda ridic that this show has once again totally failed to illustrate how many people life in this town. In only takes a couple of establishing shots. By the end of the hospital arc the shitty setup made it seem like there were like 10 people there, most of them cops. They're not doing much better with this town. At least the Governor's town seemed obviously populated, and sure, maybe there are only a handful of people in Alexandria (the better to conserve chocolate chips/alcohol, not to mention LOL power to operate the garage door - the notion that people would use electric garage doors in the zombie apocalypse is just ... ), but if they established that there are only a couple of dozen people there then it makes the appearance of civilization that much more delusional. But this show has even been bad showing us what most of our heroes are up to. Maggie, Abraham, Eugene, et al. Where's Gabriel after going full end of days with Deanna?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 March 2015 17:41 (nine years ago) link

thought this week's was one of those rare walking dead episodes which i thoroughly enjoyed with almost no qualms and no annoyance. often i like the "moving the chess pieces into place for the finale" episodes better because they throw up so many questions and possibilities, while the actual grand finale is as likely to just be the writers clumsily knocking the chess pieces over.

i'd agree that there are plenty of conversations we haven't been thrown that you'd think might have been crucial but i don't think we need to be shown every character's waking move - that episode was pretty packed, happy to assume maggie, abraham et al are just getting on with quotidian stuff.

sasha's continued meltdown is really emotionally compelling imo - one of the few times in this series where it hasn't seemed jarring or OTT. maybe because she's only being reckless w/r/t herself, not putting others at risk. kudos to the actress too. very much enjoyed the ~sisterhood of michonne and rosita going after her. those three are good together! as are aaron and daryl! would watch spin-offs involving those groups.

less into the crazy rick soap opera at home - jessie is an extremely boring blonde white cipher atm, pete threatening her in front of rick is so not how abusers behave.

i assume whatever this creepy outside threat is will interrupt whatever the fallout is of crazy rick vs alexandria and they will ~unite

lex pretend, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 12:04 (nine years ago) link

i think my biggest issue w/alexandria is that it is completely implausible for any community - especially one which has obviously been actively running reconnaissance missions and supply runs - to be as comedically incompetent and complacent as they're being depicted, no matter how lucky they are. and can they make their mind up as to whether deanna is the super-smart leader she was introduced as or a deluded naïf? i feel like the contrast between their relative softness and rick's group could have been more subtly drawn

lex pretend, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 12:13 (nine years ago) link

I don't think Deanna is a naif at all. we've only got one moment where we get to see her not explicitly reacting/playing to another person, after Sasha expresses her anger at the naivete of the town, where Deanna actually seems to be truly angered. Everything she does, down to ignoring the "sorry" casserole, is politically calculated. She's been very deliberately managing the town's outlook to maintain this optimistic society. (Why the recruiters and that one girl are "outsiders" is that they really understand what the world is like outside the walls.) I get the impression that she's incredibly shrewd, far more so than her comic book counterpart.

Nhex, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 13:09 (nine years ago) link

I dunno. Burning the sympathy note was a pretty dramatic statement. But also failure to recognize that her son and his goon were ridiculously inept, even dangerous, demonstrates some pretty poor judgement for a supposed smooth operator. Basically, we've had a lot of her speechifying about how well she reads people, but each of the few episodes she's been in have pointed the opposite direction. And given the erratic nature of the show, there's really no way they're going to explore that irony in any depth, if at all. Even her husband seems like a clueless short-sighted idiot. Just another example of the show occasionally stumbling on a good idea than squandering it due to lack of interest and/or ability. Like, I assume the rest of the team has been up to its own stuff, sure. But the lack of scale and detail about the operation of Alexandria - again, much less info given us than the Governor's town several seasons ago, or even the cannibal community - is just as bad as this show's total inability to establish its characters as much more than cogs or ciphers. Because yeah, I sort of like the Sasha (or even Rick) snaps arc, but the bigger question is how all these other people have kept from going equally batshit, what with the zombie apocalypse and people being torn apart on a regular basis and rape and murder and so on. If the show were more patient, or better paced, maybe it would have had a chance to explore these things before rushing forward at top speed into another dead end.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 13:34 (nine years ago) link

this was a good finale, maybe the best finale (finales and premieres are often a strength of this show even in weak seasons, e.g. season 2, exception to rule season 3 finale), and one of the best episodes thus far. all around i'd have to say this was the best season by a pretty significant margin.

i have no doubt that plausibility police will or at least could go buckwild about certain things that happened (no one noticing the gate being left open, glenn's lil dance in the woods with that cowardly alexandria dude & how it does not meet what would be its logical conclusion, how do the wolves maintain power for their walker trap, et. al. ad infinitum) but the final product worked for me, and has worked this whole season so w/e. it's not like how season 3 was such a narrative/thematic/character-arc mess that i couldn't help focusing on details that would otherwise be covered by my ability to suspend disbelief in a genre show about zombies

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Monday, 30 March 2015 18:30 (nine years ago) link

i have to admit that dumbass not even bothering to look back to see if the gate was closed was incredibly stupid
happy to see Morgan finally make it to the main cast (not officially, but c'mon) and bringing mysterious kung-fu skills

Nhex, Monday, 30 March 2015 20:34 (nine years ago) link

dumbass guard or father gabriel? bc gabriel was clearly having a mental breakdown, him not paying attention to that didn't surprise me & i wondered if it was intentional. if you mean the guard though, yea, totally fair crit.

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Monday, 30 March 2015 20:39 (nine years ago) link

yeah, the guard

Nhex, Monday, 30 March 2015 20:49 (nine years ago) link

Haven't seen the finale yet, but just wanted to come here to make fun of the title "Fear the Walking Dead." First of all, it sounds like the 5th sequel in a lame series, like "Beneath the Fall of the Rise of the Planet of the Apes" or "Return of the Blind Dead" or something. Also, what the hell else would you do but fear the Walking Dead? Hug? Tickle? Taunt? It's the Walking Dead, you fear them! They'll eat you!

Anyway, will watch them fuck up this finale some time this week, hopefully.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 March 2015 21:05 (nine years ago) link

Also, what the hell else would you do but fear the Walking Dead? Hug? Tickle? Taunt?

ummm clearly you did not see the last 5 minutes of shaun of the dead bc you can definitely lol at them when chained and on MXC-esque challenge platforms

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Monday, 30 March 2015 21:07 (nine years ago) link

Fair enough. You can also apparently date them, train them, etc. But in the context of classic shambling man-eating corpse zombie horror, you pretty much fear them. Maybe the spin-off will be a comedy?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 March 2015 21:12 (nine years ago) link

Re the guard: an awful lot of ppl're that sloppy/useless tbh

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Monday, 30 March 2015 21:48 (nine years ago) link

That was really really tense. I stopped watching this for a while but caught the Last few episodes. I'm intrigued enough that I'll probably watch start of next season.

But are they really going to split every season now?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 30 March 2015 21:52 (nine years ago) link

it's more profitable for the network in terms of ad revenue to split them in half, yeah

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Monday, 30 March 2015 22:05 (nine years ago) link

How do they get more ad revenue that way?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 30 March 2015 22:09 (nine years ago) link

Is this something AMC does with every successful drama?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 30 March 2015 22:10 (nine years ago) link

shit. my bad - i'm thinking of why AMC chose to split the final mad men/breaking bad seasons over multiple years, because in those cases the advertiser pays the same rate they'd pay for a full season's worth of advertising (not to mention all the contractual nonsense).

basically for any show longer than 12 or 13 episodes per season, a lot of networks have been splitting seasons in half for a while now - I think lost might've been the biggest example.

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Monday, 30 March 2015 22:14 (nine years ago) link

*biggest/earliest.

the ratings are so massive for WD that they are trying to stretch them out over as much time as possible, I guess. it kinda baffles me tbh

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Monday, 30 March 2015 22:16 (nine years ago) link

dropping the episodes into the higher rated months is m/l the strategy as far as i understand it. more people watching tv in october/november/february/march than during the holidays

Clay, Monday, 30 March 2015 22:28 (nine years ago) link

do they still use "sweeps" months to determine ad buy rates? i think so, which is why new episodes always arrive in Nov/Feb/May. cable shows are usually 13 eps per season anyway, so them getting a "back nine" seems to only happen for hit shows

i'm glad they'll have a spinoff show to make the summer breaks seem less long

Nhex, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 00:06 (nine years ago) link

four months pass...

Opening scenes of Fear the Walking Dead feature possibly the most annoying shirt ever to be won by a man

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Monday, 24 August 2015 10:27 (eight years ago) link

Fear the Walking Dead is terrible, if the first episode is anything to go by. Kim Dickens is great but wasted here; hoping they let this run as a short season and she shows up on the regular series.

akm, Friday, 28 August 2015 18:49 (eight years ago) link

thought it was OK. the druggie kind of annoying (that shirt was some weak, weak.. fan service?) but i like the others

Nhex, Friday, 28 August 2015 19:07 (eight years ago) link

Fear the Walking Dead is terrible, if the first episode The Walking Dead is anything to go by.

Haven't seen this yet, but is this supposed to be a sustainable series or just a stand-alone stopgap? Based on what I've read, if The Walking Dead was dude's "what happens next?" idea, then this seems like a series based on the first 20 minutes or so of "Dawn of the Dead," with a city setting, on the verge of collapse.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 28 August 2015 20:18 (eight years ago) link

Haven't seen this yet, but is this supposed to be a sustainable series or just a stand-alone stopgap?

Willing to bet that depends entirely on the ratings.

I think a zombie anthology series could be great - one episode or a few with a group of characters in a different part of the country/world, which would let them have real stakes (anyone or everyone could die at any minute, where we know that certain characters on The Walking Dead can't die) but I doubt it will happen.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 28 August 2015 20:28 (eight years ago) link

first episode smashed cable drama pilot ratings records, this'll be around for as long as the zombie thing is still a thing

(extremely nerds voice) (Clay), Friday, 28 August 2015 21:41 (eight years ago) link

Not good that the first 3 characters to be zombified and then dead were the 3 black characters so far introduced.

Having said that, am surprised to be enjoying this as much as i am.

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Monday, 31 August 2015 11:53 (eight years ago) link

I wish there was a World War Z budget for upcoming street attack scenes.

The Once-ler, Monday, 31 August 2015 12:39 (eight years ago) link

WWZ zombie FX were one of the worst aspects of that mess.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 31 August 2015 14:15 (eight years ago) link

james: yeah, it's not good, but this show still has a better track record on minorities... so far. i feel like they're actively making an effort with this at least

also lol/sigh? at the people protesting police brutality, but hey it's actually justified 'cuz it's a zombie
the cops seem to already know what's up, from the coverups and that shady looking one hoarding water

Nhex, Monday, 31 August 2015 15:28 (eight years ago) link

Read a couple of reviews of the first couple of episodes, and ... I think I'm just going to skip this. Peak modern zombie may be the (fast paced) start to the "Dawn" remake" and the "(slow paced) start to "28 Days Later." The rest of this stuff, including the rest of those movies, has all been pretty disappointing.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 31 August 2015 18:09 (eight years ago) link

https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3031/3073753661_d6fed27c6c.jpg
"Excuse me, do you have any oxy?"

trishyb, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 07:47 (eight years ago) link

wow TWD may be a very stupid show that i continue to watch because i'm often hungover but FTWD is properly terrible

such boring bland whitebread characters! will this show ever have a character who has a way with a bon mot or a sense of humour? and why does no one ever communicate important information to each other? "tell me" cries the teenage daughter. "TELL HER" i yell at the screen. *mother stares portentously into space, does not tell anyone anything*

also two zombie attacks in two episodes is a poor ratio esp when the only entertainment value will be watching these people get ate

lex pretend, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 00:09 (eight years ago) link

only watched the pilot but boy was it dreadful. I love Kim Dickens but not enough to watch this.

the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 00:31 (eight years ago) link

https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3031/3073753661_d6fed27c6c.jpg
"Excuse me, do you have any oxy?"

― trishyb, Tuesday, September 1, 2015 8:47 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The combo of looks + junkie + plus the stolen clothes reminds me more of Fear and Loathing Depp, but with hair.

Writing for this is terrible so far. At least they turned the zombie gore up a wee bit for ep3

passive aggressive DN (onimo), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 23:09 (eight years ago) link

The first four episodes of Fear of the Walking Dead is so much better than the original series based on the comic. If people are watching this show for zombie attacks, there are more than enough movies for that. What I love about the Walking Dead, is how people live day to day in a post apocalyptic world, the fact that zombie brought about this world is not why I watch it. For me the bigger question concerning this whole series is how to be a good person when the world ends, and what makes a bad guy? What really makes me mad is only doing a half series. Are writers afraid to commit themselves to fleshing out a full season? If this show gets cancelled I will lose faith in our viewing public. But maybe I have no idea what people want from television.

JacobSanders, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 04:55 (eight years ago) link

it's smashing ratings records for new shows on cable, it's not going anywhere

(extremely nerds voice) (Clay), Tuesday, 22 September 2015 05:40 (eight years ago) link

i was happy when the mother slapped the crap out of her son. i'm not sure that's what the show was going for, but i'm already really tired of that kid

Nhex, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 06:17 (eight years ago) link

pretty interesting move to have your protagonists directly cause the deaths of hundreds of people and be all nbd

pep ponk aliyev (seandalai), Monday, 5 October 2015 19:40 (eight years ago) link

I wondered if they implied that Blades let the zombies out of the arena in an effort to overrun the military. Because that's really stupid. For a tv show I mean, not just for the character. We decided that they escaped on their own through brute force (which was implied earlier by the heaving doors?) and he just corralled them.

dan selzer, Monday, 5 October 2015 19:56 (eight years ago) link

That was their entire plan, right? Pretty sure it wasn't a coincidence.

pep ponk aliyev (seandalai), Monday, 5 October 2015 20:38 (eight years ago) link

yup, totally. the Fear group, with the exception of poor Cliff Curtis, definitely seems far more amoral on the whole. EVIL West Coasters!

S6 premiere of TWD was fun, loved that view of the giant zombie quarry

Nhex, Monday, 12 October 2015 03:50 (eight years ago) link

What a stupid plan! How about roll a couple of armored steamrollers into the quarry and go to fucking town? Or anything where you actually KILL the zombies?! I don't care who's blowing the horn; they all deserve to die.

schwantz, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 01:36 (eight years ago) link

Also, these zombies are starving. Surely the smell of fresh blood would be much more of a draw than the sound of gunfire?

trishyb, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 04:39 (eight years ago) link

I can't be the only one that thought FearT.W.D. was terrible. So much unrealistic acting choices, bad writing and missed opportunities. Granted the regular WD had a rough start.

The Once-ler, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 14:48 (eight years ago) link

and they even had the same kind of meaningless cast member suicide ending!
well, this one was more important than the one in TWD S1, at least

it was kind of terrible in a lot of ways, but there's enough potential there. had to drag myself through the first few episodes, though, and I still hate the addict character. i think i'm letting my residual affection for Kim Dickens take hold. it's basically a filler series for TWD's breaks/hiatuses.

it's weird because critical/popular opinion seems to be generally terrible from everything I've heard, yet this was the highest rated basic cable series ever?

Nhex, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 15:01 (eight years ago) link

People like zombies.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 15:16 (eight years ago) link

I mean, keep in mind, the comic is, what, 80? 100 issues in maybe? And each issue of the comic is essentially half an ep of a show. It just keeps going and going. Who knew, going in, that it is we who are the shambling, insatiable walking dead!

Still have never watched a minute of "Fear..." btw. Feel like I made the right choice, though at this point I'm probably invested enough in the show proper to stick around. it makes me mad, but ... I like zombies.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 15:19 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, any plan on TWD short of "Let's Molotov-cocktail this here quarry to death" makes no sense whatsoever.

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 15:23 (eight years ago) link

I enjoyed the early-days tension on FTWD, and the confusion, and people figuring out what was going on. But now that everyone knows what's happening and order has completely broken down, I don't see how it's any different from the first season of the main programme.

trishyb, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 15:38 (eight years ago) link

i'm just kinda glad we'll get to see some more stories that don't involve people running endlessly through the woods of Georgia... for now. surprised we haven't gotten the Fried Desert Zombie yet

Nhex, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 15:47 (eight years ago) link

Elevator pitch: man goes into coma in the middle of zombie apocalypse, wakes up months after the zombies have been stopped, can't believe the zombies are gone and convinced people are the real zombies, has to adjust to post zombie world. Soon realizes that everyone actually is a zombie, sharing all of humanity's worst traits.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 16:10 (eight years ago) link

so does that mean the zombies started out as feral and evolved later into regular humans? or humans devolved and met them in the middle? and why

Nhex, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 18:33 (eight years ago) link

brains

poster marked "WHITE PPL" (onimo), Sunday, 18 October 2015 14:05 (eight years ago) link

still have not fucked with the spinoff, but the season 6 premiere is pretty good

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 18 October 2015 16:00 (eight years ago) link

Ignoring the quality of fear the..., i would listen to the dude playing the rich guy (Strand?) reading any audiobook he cared to narrate

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Monday, 19 October 2015 09:38 (eight years ago) link

Carol is always a true delight, isn't she

Nhex, Monday, 19 October 2015 13:34 (eight years ago) link

Yes.

I didn't remember the dr./psychology lady from last season but I like how she (so far) is written to be someone I could of easily bumped into at college as opposed to many unrealistic characters we've already seen.

The Once-ler, Monday, 19 October 2015 14:14 (eight years ago) link

I'm sorry, but even if this were not the season premiere of one of the top rated, top budgeted shows in years, this one one of the worst episodes of television I've seen in a long time. Glad to see Jennifer Lynch get some work, but it was directed like ass. There's is still absolutely no sense of the geography of this place, or its size, or its population, so the action is literally just a handful of people running around, like some z-grade USA series from the days of yore. The behavior still makes no sense, too - are we really due more of this morality debating about killing? How come half of these people were being slaughtered, and the other half were just hanging around walking and talking, or watching the doctor try to save one person? How many invaders were there, and what scared them off, especially considering the one dude on tower duty with a high powered rifle and scope was not only unable to hit anything but also afraid to try? When will these people toughen up? Plus, I don't even remember what happened to Rick and Abraham - were they exiled? But Father Gabriel who let the zombies in is still hanging around? Just so much pointless stupid and dull going on here. And I love that as soon as the mad zealots retreat, the first order of business is taking out the muffins or whatever, because you know that was on his mind. "Man, of all the time for crazy zealot invaders to attack, it's right after something just went in our one oven!"

I did appreciate that it began with perhaps the single dumbest behavior we've seen on the show yet, arguing over the map in a stopped car with the doors open, fully aware there were zombies coming. Were they looking for the city on the map called Literally Any Place that Is Not Where You Are Right Now?

Waiting for the spin off where the emo kids form a band and travel by van from town to town, putting on shows.

I think I might be done with this one. I just don't get how inexcusably shoddy and lame it is. What season is this, anyway? 10? 20? And where are they again, Virginia? They should get in a boat and sail to some place that's cold and unpopulated. Thus setting the stage for another spin-off - Zombie Pirates!

Gah.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 October 2015 15:25 (eight years ago) link

Did you miss last week's episode?

I think these two have been pretty lame, but your timeline is a bit weird. Rick and Abraham are still dealing with the zombie hoard. Last night's episode mostly took place at the same time as last weeks, just what was happening in the town.

dan selzer, Monday, 19 October 2015 15:43 (eight years ago) link

Oh shit, see, I didn't even know there was an episode last week! So, yeah, user error I guess, but I can't imagine whatever happened last week would redeem the fundamental shittiness of this episode.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 October 2015 16:02 (eight years ago) link

lol didn't you wonder with all the weird black and white flashbacks at the beginning of the episode with the zombie parade

Nhex, Monday, 19 October 2015 16:04 (eight years ago) link

posts >>>>>>>>>>>> facts lol

slothroprhymes, Monday, 19 October 2015 16:07 (eight years ago) link

I did! But at this point it's all starting to blur. I wondered, "wait, why are they using black and white for a flashback? They've never done that before? Is it because it's a season premiere and they think we've forgotten?" Then I could have sworn I saw a black and white shot of ...Rick and the stick guy? And I thought, hmm, that must be because it's a way, way, waaaaaay back flashback, like several season.

But the short answer is that I did not make anything of the black and white, though I did wonder how I missed zombies being walked into what looked like a quarry. But then I immediately thought, ah, who the fuck cares if it didn't look familiar. It's all familiar.

Man, this show reminds me of a bit of Sesame Street I saw last week, where Super Grover builds this awesome Batmobile rocket car, but then wonders why it's not going anywhere. It turns out it has square wheels! Ha, that Grover ...

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 October 2015 16:09 (eight years ago) link

It just blows my mind that a show with an actual audience and budget that is so rich in potential just can't fucking get it together, season after season. Game of Thrones might be a mess and a mire, but it's such a well-made mess and mire. Walking Dead is totally bush league.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 October 2015 16:17 (eight years ago) link

maybe it's time for you to give up on this show, unless you just love hate-watching TV. i mean, you missed the actual season premiere and you're blaming the show for inconsistency, seems like you're just looking for things to harp on now...
the show's been consistently watchable and enjoyable to me for the last 2-3 seasons, even with its flaws. love the production and several of the characters, even if they're not all well-developed

Nhex, Monday, 19 October 2015 16:35 (eight years ago) link

Eh, come on, I only pointed out exactly one inconsistency - where's Rick? et al. The rest had nothing to do with whether or not I saw it last week. You are right, it's definitely time to move on, just as I eventually stopped reading the book. But seriously, at this point, do we have remotely any idea how many people live in Alexandria, or how big the place is? These seem to be fundamentals. And am I wrong that the kill vs. mercy dialectic has pretty much been done to (er) death on this show? Surely they can find some other place to go, literally and metaphorically. There's just so much good TV right now that I find this one's stubborn mediocrity morbidly fascinating.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 October 2015 16:41 (eight years ago) link

there are many frustrating things about this show - themes that they keep driving into the ground over and over again, stupidity as repeated plot device, everything about the grimes family as the central protagonists - but idk why people hold it to any higher standard than mindless violence 4 hangovers. thought this week's was probably its best episode in years (and a tantalising vision of a rick-free show). real-time aspect was vg, carol badassery is always welcome and the enid cold open was brilliantly shot. also glad that finally there are traces of wit in the dialogue from tara and eugene.

one thing it does struggle with is repeatedly, its antagonists give good action and villainy but the minute you prod their set-ups they make v little sense. not sure what the wolves' deal is; ok ok they're savages who love killing but how does their group ever expand or how did it even come to be if they attack everything they come across? and their cunning traps of last season don't jive with the bloodlust mayhem we saw.

lex pretend, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 13:54 (eight years ago) link

don't know for sure but it seems like they're kidnapping people and forcing/training/torturing them to become initiates (this is what I implied from that guy saying to Morgan that they didn't "choose" this life) and there had to be some reason they were bothering to chain up some of the victims, unless they're also cannibals

also, though they seem to have to not gone ahead with the idea that Enid let them in - they were clever enough to scout out the town in advance and attack them when half of the town was distracted with the zombie parade, so I think there is more detail there that we don't know yet. we have yet to see who their "pack leader" is, i'm guessing it'll be another Governor-type, closer to the original psychopathic comics version

that cold open was pretty well done

Nhex, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 14:26 (eight years ago) link

idk why people hold it to any higher standard than mindless violence 4 hangovers

agreed m/l - and the fact that the entire fifth season and the premiere of this one (still need to see episode 2) have been so well-made and interesting (and occasionally downright compelling and ambitious, especially imo the first half of season 5) for what they are is the best you can hope for. this isn't prestige television. it's genre trash that is about as well-done as it can be and generally isn't stupid anymore even when more than a few of its characters annoyingly still are.

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 14:27 (eight years ago) link

I did appreciate that it began with perhaps the single dumbest behavior we've seen on the show yet, arguing over the map in a stopped car with the doors open, fully aware there were zombies coming. Were they looking for the city on the map called Literally Any Place that Is Not Where You Are Right Now?

I am going way out of my way to explain things to someone who clearly just can't be arsed enough to pay attention, but they weren't arguing over a map, they were trying to change a fuse in the car to get it started. The dialogue per subtitles:

Woman: It says the ignition switch fuse is at location 27.
Man: Alright, 27, I need to know where that is.
Woman: Right here.
Man: OK, this one's blown. What's this one, the red one?
Enid: Mom, Dad, we got to go.
Man: Come on, come on.
Woman: We see them. Just need to find a fuse so we can start the car. Almost got it, honey, location six. That's turn signal lamps and stop lamps.
Man: OK, we can live without turn signals.
Enid: Dad, they're com - - -

(Cut to Enid in car, windows covered with blood.)

Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 17:19 (eight years ago) link

Some of it is mixed low, but even with my shitty ears I heard "Just need to find a fuse so we can start the car" when watching.

Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 17:20 (eight years ago) link

the fact that the entire fifth season and the premiere of this one (still need to see episode 2) have been so well-made and interesting (and occasionally downright compelling and ambitious, especially imo the first half of season 5) for what they are is the best you can hope for. this isn't prestige television. it's genre trash that is about as well-done as it can be and generally isn't stupid anymore even when more than a few of its characters annoyingly still are.

If I bailed after season 3 because I couldn't take the general dullness/repetitiveness/theme-hammering (after really liking season 1), is it even worth picking this up again, or is this just a show I do not like?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 17:53 (eight years ago) link

saw that immediately too.

And I love that as soon as the mad zealots retreat, the first order of business is taking out the muffins or whatever

he was in the kitchen when it dinged and I bet it smelt good

...

there is still "stupid" things in this show. a guy at work can't believe how naïve the Alexandrians are. I told him, "what about how evil and dumb (no guns) this wolf pack is"?

slothroprhymes is dead on about this being genre trash that's done very well. lex pretend is spot on with stupidity being a plot device. I think to enjoy this show you have to suspend your disbelief to more than just zombies and like a good amount of the characters.

my problem with fear the walking dead was that that I had a harder time suspending my disbelief and caring about any main characters. also, several other problems

The Once-ler, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 18:03 (eight years ago) link

oops, I didn't notice eephus! posted before me

The Once-ler, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 18:04 (eight years ago) link

Fear was way more of a drag. part of it was that there wasn't an excuse to actually have a zombie kill every episode, and the other part is that most of the characters were plain annoying or motivation-less (especially all the teenagers). But the introduction of campy devil suit guy is a good direction I think

eephus - the show on an episode-to-episode basis is definitely less boring than it was in S2 and S3, but the theme hammering is still there, so probably not worth it. OTOH, it's way better than season 1 at this point IMO in terms of straight up zombie action

Nhex, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 18:18 (eight years ago) link

FTWD was actually terrrrrrible, my bf insisted on watching it to the end out of, idk, masochism or something. they actually skipped the most interesting time period between the initial outbreak and the military taking over! but the characters were all just...stupid and awful and boring. i think the dad might have actually been worse than the junkie son.

lex pretend, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 18:24 (eight years ago) link

genuinely confused that it smashed all those ratings

lex pretend, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 18:29 (eight years ago) link

i was happy when the mother slapped the crap out of her son. i'm not sure that's what the show was going for, but i'm already really tired of that kid

― Nhex, Tuesday, September 22, 2015 6:17 AM (4 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm this was the sole scene in FTWD where i perked up

(btw on TWD i assume they're repeatedly saving the priest from near-eatings multiple times just to troll us)

lex pretend, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 18:33 (eight years ago) link

just finished the last half of Season 5. Carol is just such a joy to watch in Alexandria ... it's almost like she's a displaced John Waters heroine.

sarahell, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 18:37 (eight years ago) link

xp lol i love that bit where she and Morgan are getting through the town they see Gabriel getting mauled and Carol's just like "eh, whatevs just keep walking"

Nhex, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 18:44 (eight years ago) link

I actually really loved the little "oh, my lasagna is done!" punchline

banned on ixlor (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 19:02 (eight years ago) link

I fully admit I had trouble paying attention (though trying to read car manual - maddening in the best of circumstances - is not much better than reading a map), but just because this will likely be the last one I watch, I demand answers! Like, what did drive away the wolfpack? Carol with a gun? It was so unclear because the geography is so unclear, and the numbers - assailants and suburbanites - are so unclear. One minute they were invading from all sides, hacking people to death with machetes (why?), the next they were retreating. Some houses got raided, some houses (how many houses?) were just left alone to do experimental surgery or whatever. Was this just sort of a spontaneous wolfpack panty raid? And Morgan bluffed the guy into thinking they were surrounded by snipers. But wouldn't they have heard gun shots, or relative lack of gun shots?

Speaking of which, if everyone in this town is afraid or unable to use guns, then why do they even have an armory? Their defensive strategy this far seems to be largely culinary based.

I did think of a cool zombie siege technique: fill a catapult with a bunch of biting zombie heads, then fling them at people! They should do that some time.

But yeah, for whoever asked, the show has gotten soooo much better than the first two seasons. My frustration and I guess ultimately fatal disappointment is that for whatever reason, it's content to be pretty unambitious, which I just can't figure out. They have money, they have viewers, you'd think they have a modicum of creative freedom and talent on hand. They've had good directors and, I assume, the writing stable is strong. But maybe not? Because again and again the show seems content to lock itself down in extremely limited sets and environs and (literally) run around in circles, like a show in its last legs trying to make the most of dwindling funds before the ax comes down. And I know they're characters in the comics, but this episode when Morgan went all Kung Fu on everyone - and this in a show that already has a samurai - I just got such horrible basic cable vibes from. It was just so stupid and silly, and undercut the general grim vibe the show has when it's at its best. Just as the general aimlessness has grown pretty tedious, too. "Just survive" could be enough of a narrative drive, if the show was better at juggling scares and suspense. But it's not. And at this point motivations are so sketchy they're barely moving things along.

Also I really miss Cuddy, he was my fave.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 20:45 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, the "just survive" thing doesn't seem sustaining enough to me either. I'm not looking for some kind of "cure" where all the zombies magically turn back into humans, but it would be nice to lead toward somewhere where humans work together and try to turn the tide back toward a livable world. Maybe zombie shit is just too cynical for me.

schwantz, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 21:04 (eight years ago) link

Yeah i think the alexandria attack wasnt supposed to be too much about scares and suspense but rather one initial scare and a bunch of sickening gore. Like, how could these humans be acting like this? I see how Morgan's donatello act seems b-movieish but you cant fight with a pole and expect it not to b. Just some more suspension of disbelief we can put up with because why not fight with a pole?

As far as getting back to a livable world, I like how each stopping point gets closer to that ideal. Whether its the isolated farmland at the prison, the totalitarian but functional town ruled by the governor or the stepford wives at Alexandria. There's actual progression.

But yeah, it's probably too cynical for you. I'm a cynical pestimistic bastard

The Once-ler, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 23:51 (eight years ago) link

I don't get how there's anyone alive who hasn't got a gun in a country where EVERYONE had a gun then 250 million of them died.

poster marked "WHITE PPL" (onimo), Saturday, 24 October 2015 10:28 (eight years ago) link

Im guessing it's lack of bullets

The Once-ler, Saturday, 24 October 2015 14:25 (eight years ago) link

Maybe their leader tasked them with taking on the village without guns to see whether they are deserving of artillery and/or other pleasantries that a higher ranked wolf would get.

The Once-ler, Sunday, 25 October 2015 14:41 (eight years ago) link

Ehhh 'pleasantries'. Wrong word. I hate when I know there is a right word but am damned if I know what it is.

The Once-ler, Sunday, 25 October 2015 14:44 (eight years ago) link

Amenities?

schwantz, Sunday, 25 October 2015 17:43 (eight years ago) link

Privileges? Perks?

poster marked "WHITE PPL" (onimo), Sunday, 25 October 2015 18:28 (eight years ago) link

Shit?

schwantz, Sunday, 25 October 2015 18:39 (eight years ago) link

Why couldn't it have been Damon Lindelof?

schwantz, Monday, 26 October 2015 05:17 (eight years ago) link

definitely sad about that one.

Nhex, Monday, 26 October 2015 07:45 (eight years ago) link

not damon lindelof

Nhex, Monday, 26 October 2015 07:46 (eight years ago) link

eh, it was too bad but people gotta go at some point. they certainly seemed to be thrusting a bunch of new characters at us in the last episode, even if they don't have names it seemed like maybe we were supposed to care about them

also in the past two episodes maggie acquired a huge fucking souther accent. I don't remember this.

akm, Monday, 26 October 2015 13:31 (eight years ago) link

There's a small chance that they didn't die if the intestines were from someone on top

SPOILERS in this thread

The Once-ler, Monday, 26 October 2015 13:45 (eight years ago) link

if that's the case, it's complete audience-baiting horseshit. he'll come back as a zombie, I reckon. sigh.
i guess people gotta go at some point, but as Lindelof said in Talking Dead, certain people have basically made the unkillable list (Rick, Daryl, Carol) so... it still sucks
i'm still gonna give it a day or two before openly talking about it here since i know a lot of ppl are on DVR time...

Nhex, Monday, 26 October 2015 14:45 (eight years ago) link

as a way of avoiding discussing (redacted), let us give thanks that next week is going to be a 90 minute episode that is all morgan all the time, which equates to STOP DRILLING, YOU'VE HIT OIL

slothroprhymes, Monday, 26 October 2015 20:24 (eight years ago) link

looks like a flashback to me - i'm guessing it's gonna be super depressing since whoever Morgan learned kung fu from has gotta die terribly, right?

Nhex, Monday, 26 October 2015 20:34 (eight years ago) link

its def a flashback from what the actor (lennie james) has said, and yea depressing seems a safe bet, but he's such a fascinating character and using him for this format could be really formally interesting

slothroprhymes, Monday, 26 October 2015 20:41 (eight years ago) link

I had subtitles on. Morgan learned Kung Fu from a cheese-maker apparently.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I want ____ to live (after even more struggle) because I want to see how scarring an experience like this is on a main character. It's way different than having loved ones die

The Once-ler, Monday, 26 October 2015 22:12 (eight years ago) link

it's 90 minutes next week?

akm, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 04:24 (eight years ago) link

Well, that was even more of a laugh riot than usual.

trishyb, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 21:32 (eight years ago) link

I say again: Any "plan" which doesn't involve actually killing zombies is a shit plan.

schwantz, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 21:41 (eight years ago) link

This show staying true to its comic book roots

calstars, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 22:12 (eight years ago) link

Am I the only one who has zero interest in Morgan?
I don't understand why he's such a compelling character.

calstars, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 22:13 (eight years ago) link

Am I the only one who has zero interest in Morgan?

Nope.

trishyb, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 06:06 (eight years ago) link

I'm at walker stalker con if anyone there right now wants to meet and say hi

The Once-ler, Saturday, 31 October 2015 15:37 (eight years ago) link

The actor who plays Enid said JSS means just survive somehow. It was written on the note Carl found at the end of the episode.

The Once-ler, Sunday, 1 November 2015 16:28 (eight years ago) link

She also said that she is going as a wolf for halloween

The Once-ler, Sunday, 1 November 2015 16:29 (eight years ago) link

So this week is just going to be all old boring Morgan backstory shit? Wgaf.

calstars, Sunday, 1 November 2015 23:26 (eight years ago) link

was legit more upset at tabitha the goat's death than at any human character's to date

lex pretend, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 15:13 (eight years ago) link

hah

Nhex, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 15:18 (eight years ago) link

(i was all prepared to be shocked and upset about glenn but 1) he hasn't been interesting for several seasons, 2) i've long dreaded either him or maggie dying because you know the entire next season will consist of the other moping endlessly - oh god maggie's going to spend 8484422 episodes looking for him isn't she, 3) then i read that it might have been a fake-out and he might still be alive which is unbelievably annoying on several levels)

why does no one ever remember to cover themselves in walker guts

i know the alexandrians are meant to be weak but their incompetence is parodic and implausible at this point, poor michonne having to babysit them

magical aikido teacher's death was extremely annoying, nothing about that situation needed him to get bit when he's perfectly capable of taking the zombie out

on which subject, his/morgan's dogmatic pacifism is less convincing as a way of life when they have v specialist skills that enable them to overpower opponents without killing them

lex pretend, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 15:19 (eight years ago) link

(i didn't hate the morgan backstory episode but maaaaan was that ever carried by two fine actors doing as good a job as they could with a hackneyed, hokey arc. YES I GET IT MORGAN USED TO BE ~WOLF-LIKE it doesn't mean he shouldn't have put his big pacifist stick through the wolf's skull already)

lex pretend, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 15:21 (eight years ago) link

on which subject, his/morgan's dogmatic pacifism is less convincing as a way of life when they have v specialist skills that enable them to overpower opponents without killing them

Yes!

banned on ixlor (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 16:47 (eight years ago) link

That was the weakest death scene ever. Ninja dudes overpowered by one fucking walker.

Pretty sure if my wife wasn't into this, I wouldn't be watching. So relentlessly cynical. WE GET IT!

schwantz, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 16:59 (eight years ago) link

Was it really about pacifism so much as just not killing? I don't know if all that stuff is true to Aikido but it's definitely a martial art that involves hitting people (although it seems the preference is for grappling and flipping people)

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 17:12 (eight years ago) link

Also a preference for awesome wide trousers that they sadly didn't have in the episode.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 17:15 (eight years ago) link

I found it really disappointing that they used a whole feature length episode on this. I assumed they'd use that time to get back to the main event.
Yes the way the teacher's death bite happened was silly (and that the improved Morgan still felt like fighting him after he was bitten). But I'm curious how Morgan will keep this little rehabilitation project going, it seems impossible, particularly because nobody will support him on this one.

I'm not getting why the pole fighting bothers anyone.

If the theory is correct that Glenn is protected by the body on top of him, it seems a stretch that it would cover him well enough when there are so many zombies scrambling for a piece.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 17:26 (eight years ago) link

yeah there basically isn't a remotely plausible way for glenn to survive that; if he does, it's a cheat, if he doesn't, even playing up the is-he-isn't-he angle is cheap

lex pretend, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 17:38 (eight years ago) link

glenn and maggie have never been more annoying than when they were stubbornly looking for each other to the exclusion of everything and everyone else in S4

lex pretend, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 17:39 (eight years ago) link

I was convinced "Eastman" would turn out to be the evil psycho he claimed to have imprisoned and starved - that Morgan would look through his wallet for gravestone deats and be like "Crighton Dalla... OH SH--!"

poster marked "WHITE PPL" (onimo), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 17:09 (eight years ago) link

hah, Chris Hardwick had the same thought

Nhex, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 17:11 (eight years ago) link

Eastman was a big lad for a vegetarian superninja. All those terrible attempts at goat cheese I suppose.

poster marked "WHITE PPL" (onimo), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 17:17 (eight years ago) link

I liked Glenn and was annoyed that they killed him but it would be terrible if they Bobby Ewinged him back in.

poster marked "WHITE PPL" (onimo), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 17:23 (eight years ago) link

All those terrible attempts at goat cheese I suppose.

How long was he living there? Goats don't give milk indefinitely.

I thought the whole thing was pretty tedious. It was the Walking Dead's own Nikki and Paulo episode.

trishyb, Thursday, 5 November 2015 00:30 (eight years ago) link

Horrible episode

I know when that Ott line zings (Spottie), Thursday, 5 November 2015 02:26 (eight years ago) link

skipping right over this one. will watch again when they address rick in the winnebago.

calstars, Thursday, 5 November 2015 02:36 (eight years ago) link

I've done OK avoiding this show, and I'm cool with my decision, but since I'd heard OK things about this episode, and knew that it was standalone, I decided to give it a shot. I made it maybe 15 minutes until I was all, man, fuck this overweight hippie sensei spouting droll TV witticisms. Show sucks. Per Nikki and Paulo, I heard it described (positively!) as a good "Lost" episode, which is nagl.

What's funny is the next thing I tried out was the James Brown movie, where this dude plays his dad!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 5 November 2015 03:01 (eight years ago) link

imo this episode was as bad as all the middle episodes of season 2, maybe worse.

I know when that Ott line zings (Spottie), Thursday, 5 November 2015 03:30 (eight years ago) link

Spoiler: the next ep is even worse.

albvivertine, Wednesday, 11 November 2015 06:06 (eight years ago) link

Me, during the first infirmary scene in the most recent episode: "Maybe she's there to introduce Merritt Weaver to the joys of lesbianism."

My wife: "'Introduce?'"

Me, several scenes later: "Touché!"

Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 13:06 (eight years ago) link

such a terrible episode

rick, shouting: THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS TO BE VERY QUIET AND NOT MAKE ANY NOISE

someone should let the writers know that there is a middle ground between incoherent shouting and surly silences when it comes to character interaction

lex pretend, Wednesday, 11 November 2015 13:41 (eight years ago) link

o yes and thanks for the maggie arc where she goes to search for glenn and then decides to turn back

lex pretend, Wednesday, 11 November 2015 13:41 (eight years ago) link

Still not watching this but still following it. So, my prediction: Glenn is not dead, but he will still meet the same terrible fate he met in the comic.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 November 2015 14:26 (eight years ago) link

I finally caught up to this in real time, and was thinking how essentially this show just follows Rick and his gang as they move through the country, find an outpost where other survivors have been living with some level of peace and security (the farm, the prison, woodbury, terminus, the church, alexandria) and proceed to totally fuck it up and ruin everything.

joygoat, Wednesday, 11 November 2015 20:13 (eight years ago) link

OTM

schwantz, Wednesday, 11 November 2015 20:25 (eight years ago) link

o yes and thanks for the maggie arc where she goes to search for glenn and then decides to turn back

― lex pretend, Wednesday, November 11, 2015 8:41 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol when i watched i was like "i think lex will appreciate that she doesn't go far in her wandering?" but then it sorta fucks it up by them washing his name off the memorial wall. if he isn't dead it'll be so dumb.

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 11 November 2015 20:32 (eight years ago) link

So, my prediction: Glenn is not dead, but he will still meet the same terrible fate he met in the comic.

fatherhood and domesticity?

the fiest p (onimo), Thursday, 12 November 2015 13:12 (eight years ago) link

WHY can't they ever think up ways for people to die that don't involve complete stupidity??? no one who has survived this long would go so near corpses and no one would let them.

anyway it was nice to spend time with vaguely competent people, i guess, and sasha's thoughts on accountability are about as close as this show gets to insight or adequate dialogue.

lex pretend, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 19:28 (eight years ago) link

Never thought this show would go back to this level of time wasting. When they do this it seems like they are holding back but surely they're nowhere near where the comics are now?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 19:33 (eight years ago) link

didn't think it was bad. have a feeling that stupid couple that took off with Daryl's bike and bow are gonna come back as corpses or otherwise

Nhex, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 19:46 (eight years ago) link

the mid-season finale might actually have been The Worst Walking Dead Episode Ever, what a flop

lex pretend, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 18:42 (eight years ago) link

how did they all nearly get outrun by the horde when they had so much time to get inside, why do so many of them fall over, why does everything seem like a contrivance to creak the plot along, why does the show's universe arrange itself around rick's dumb plans so that he's always proved right, why do all the conflicts resolve themselves in the most boring ways possible, why is the dialogue so bad, why did we need two deanna/michonne deathbed scenes, why did everything move so slowly, why do characters mysteriously disappear for episodes at a time, why does no one ever have an intelligent plan, why is everyone taking deanna's scribbled ALFALFA town plans so seriously when i thought it was going to be used as evidence that she'd lost it

why has glenn forced enid to come back, she's quite right that she's better off out of it

lex pretend, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 18:46 (eight years ago) link

i think its time for me to give it up. I would stick it out if there was an end in sight but...

Spottie, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 18:50 (eight years ago) link

yeah, pretty unsatisifying for a finale break episode. very annoyed how it "ended".
stupid Morgan though. GAWD

Nhex, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 18:54 (eight years ago) link

so much of the episode spent with the most irritating children ever, bring back mad lizzie

lex pretend, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 18:55 (eight years ago) link

morgan's had quite the fall from grace in half a season

lex pretend, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 18:55 (eight years ago) link

it's annoying because he's still a good actor, but Morgan's stance is kind of wildly unbelievable at this point

Nhex, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 18:57 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, I think this is reaching Lost (the tv show) levels of bad time management.

Funny how Morgan and Carol were so neatly knocked out for that hostage scene to progress.

Why all those deathbed scenes? I suspect certain actors get guarantees in their contracts that they'll get enough minutes of emotional acting opportunities. Beth actress gets to sing a certain number of times.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 19:22 (eight years ago) link

Tovuh is a major-enough legit actor, I guess

Nhex, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 19:34 (eight years ago) link

Sometimes when someone you know is dying you speak to them more than once.

the fiest p (onimo), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 23:33 (eight years ago) link

Sorry Deanna, we've already spoken. You need to die now.

the fiest p (onimo), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 23:35 (eight years ago) link

yeah, pretty unsatisifying for a finale break episode. very annoyed how it "ended".

As a TWD comic reader, I was waiting for that scene to play out. Relishing where the show deviates from the comic, as GRIM gets somewhat monotonous. There's grim that feels earned, and there's grim that feels like your brother grabbing your hand and asking "Why are you slapping yourself?"

Have they ever addressed island living? Next to the prison, seems like that'd be a defendable position. Plus allow a zombie/shark homage.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 18:19 (eight years ago) link

Or zombie pirates!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 18:23 (eight years ago) link

there will be an “after this”, and it will consist mainly of alfalfa

brownie, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 18:47 (eight years ago) link

Zombie sharks!

groovypanda, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 19:42 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTXzoBZ7Mmg

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 20:25 (eight years ago) link

Island living seems to be where Fear the WD was aiming at its season end

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 20:35 (eight years ago) link

Don't they end up on an island at the end of Day of the Dead?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 20:39 (eight years ago) link

And the most recent one was on an island, too, wasn't it? Survival of the Dead? An island in, um, Delaware? Lotta good that did them. Anyway, Land of the Dead had zombies mobilizing and sneaking up underwater.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 20:42 (eight years ago) link

that was one of the cooler aspects of that one actually

Nhex, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 23:58 (eight years ago) link

World War Z talks about hordes walking on the bottom of the sea too. Seems nowhere's safe.
& wonder if there is a possibility of end in WD. Would seem difficult if death automatically leads to WD state unless intentionally intervened.
Heard there was a fan theory that this is an alien invasion, is that at all widespread?
At least WWZ did seem to have an end of sorts.

Stevolende, Thursday, 3 December 2015 00:45 (eight years ago) link

Heard there was a fan theory that this is an alien invasion, is that at all widespread?

It was a running joke by the writer of the comic that, when he reached issue #75, he would reveal it was an alien invasion. When he got to issue #75, there was a joke section included after the proper issue where Rick gets killed, and wakes up in an armoured suit alongside all the others who were killed, now fighting aliens

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Thursday, 3 December 2015 01:45 (eight years ago) link

WWZ recognized that you are better off where it is cold than where it is warm.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 3 December 2015 02:20 (eight years ago) link

At least until you run out of food and the cannibalism starts iirc

joygoat, Thursday, 3 December 2015 04:47 (eight years ago) link

Kirkman has said he's written the end but could do 1,000 issues if demand is still there. I'm also pretty sure he said that if the show ends first it will be different from the one he has in mind for the comics as he wouldn't want to spoil it for the comic fans.

groovypanda, Friday, 4 December 2015 21:42 (eight years ago) link

four months pass...

I take it I'm the only person still watching? Should/could have quit with Glenn's Not Dead but hung on in. A few intense scenes aside the second half of S6 was shit. Negan character had a good one intro but it felt like a waste to leave it till the last ten minutes.
Fuck the "who died" cliffhanger.

Don't opine. Dead inside. (onimo), Monday, 4 April 2016 23:03 (eight years ago) link

I'm still watching on and off. There isn't much in it for me. I don't really feel any real payoff through all these cycles of struggles.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 00:06 (eight years ago) link

Started blowing through these a week ago after they'd been piling up on the dvr and at one point thought "wait isn't there an ilx thread about this show that nobody's updated in ages?" I think I stopped expecting anything at all from it so I'm no longer disappointed. It's fine to watch for 45 minutes once a week or whatever.

I actually do kind of like that our group of protagonists found their niche and have become a crew of straight up proactive murderers.

joygoat, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 04:57 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, stopped watching. Not enough time for all the good TV, let alone a show that has so often been straight inexcusable, inexplicable garbage for several seasons. Which they then divide up into momentum killing half seasons.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 12:01 (eight years ago) link

I am going to quit unless they announce an ending. can't do it any more. being saying that since s 2 though

Better Pau Gasol (Spottie), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 16:39 (eight years ago) link

Is this still popular enough that they aren't taking a risk by making these storylines so long? Because the creators said this new phase will be long.

I hope they aren't just working for that guy for a long time, although that situation is interesting, there needs to be more.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 17:32 (eight years ago) link

this show has become entertaining for how bad it is

all the tension in any given episode comes from "will the writers fuck up the finale/resolution or will they somehow not". like in that final scene i was genuinely mostly on tenterhooks re: whether they'd actually go with the stupid, stupid cliffhanger rather than who actually died

also quite amusing on a weekly basis just to see which characters will behave in inexplicable ways entirely inconsistent with their previous portrayal (or the kind of canny survivors they're meant to be), and just how out of character the writers will take them just to clunkily move the chess pieces around the plot board

(they're still capable of some Actually Good TV on occasion, like the carol/maggie/paula episode - paula was a way more compelling "villain" than pee-pee-pants negan. irl lol when those were the first words of the most heavily built-up big bad of the entire show)

cher guevara (lex pretend), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 18:11 (eight years ago) link

oh and they really have fucked up carol's latest arc. not that a breakdown is implausible on her part but they just don't bother showing things, they sort of present radically altered characters without showing us how they got there (cf gabriel's transformation from useless wuss to avenging fist of doom)

and i'm so bored of these ~ideological battles like the nonsensical killer carol v pacifist morgan. it's ridiculous to imagine anyone, at this point, would be anything other than deeply pragmatic about what needs to be done in the moment

cher guevara (lex pretend), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 14:51 (eight years ago) link

five months pass...

Reflections on Season 6 (which I just finished watching.)

I liked that it wasn't so Rick-centric. He was everywhere, but everything didn't depend on him. Even though it did.

Daryl is too nice.

Glenn had me scared there for a minute.

Carl's hair took some getting used to.

Michonne is a God.

Carol is my lord and savior.

Abraham leaving Rosita...was rough.

There were too many close-ups of Morgan thinking hard.

Sasha is better than you or me. But being as strong as Sasha is something to strive for.

Eugene was entertaining but ultimately distracting.

Denise...look, I'm sorry. I enjoyed your company. And the whole: Tin woodsman, you make me feel safe, and Cowardly lion, you make me feel brave...*THWACK* was certainly memorable. I only hope you didn't exist to provide that moment.

Deanna finally became real and Spencer still needs to go.

The kids, Sam and Ron...how do you feel when you watch and people are weak and you just want them to pass swiftly into the night's cold embrace? It's a complicated feeling, isn't it? And it happens over and over.

Jesus's Jared Leto routine can get the hell out of Dodge. I don't believe in Jesus.

Hate Gregory. He's the boss in the real world you would have hated to see every morning.

With the exception of Alicia Witt and her insane accent, all the saviors are interchangeable baddies who are walking body counts.

I think this was my favorite season. From beginning to end. Which feels miraculous somehow.

So much happens that I almost completely forgot about the beginning episodes with the whole luring of the herd.

Enid is a drip. Kinda.

The truck filled with supplies going into the water...that almost killed me for some reason.

Cheese maker episode definitely top five for me. What's your name? Kill me! That's a terrible name, that's dangerous, you should really change that.

Clock tower falling...just epic. Kudos. And everything that came after...whew...love!

Crazy Alicia Witt episode with Maggie and Carol...wow. Just a stunner.

Ending: a proper cliff to hang on. This show never had a problem with that though.

In the END end: Carol 24/7. So much love for Carol.

scott seward, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 16:10 (seven years ago) link

Have been bypassing AMC commercials for the new season, and in order to lessen the shock, will DVR the premiere and find out from a friend who Negan chooses. Wuss.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 17:34 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

Fuck this fucking gross-ass show forever.

schwantz, Monday, 24 October 2016 05:20 (seven years ago) link

that was a little much yeah

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 24 October 2016 12:08 (seven years ago) link

it used to feel like the writers had stories to tell, now it feels like they're staring at me through the telly waiting for me to react in a certain way

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 24 October 2016 12:38 (seven years ago) link

"we really want you to gasp at this point! why aren't you gasping? we went out of our way to make you gasp"

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 24 October 2016 12:41 (seven years ago) link

"what if we do THIS? *torture porn scene* *close-up of rick's despair-face for 20 seconds* come on audience, fucking cry"

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 24 October 2016 12:43 (seven years ago) link

My brother asked me last week if I'd started watching this show yet, because on paper it's totally up my alley, and I told him I hadn't yet because I'd heard that it was an occasionally frustrating experience and I wanted to wait and see if that issue was ever resolved, if there was ever any loose consensus that the show had found its groove and was worth checking out. But after reactions to the season premiere, I feel like I can pretty confidently state that I'm no longer on the fence.

the most corrupt, deceitful, lying, caniving, treasonist, POS (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 October 2016 16:04 (seven years ago) link

I would hate to be one of the poor bastards being paid to do recaps of this show. Actually I'd just quit, probably.

El Tomboto, Monday, 24 October 2016 16:07 (seven years ago) link

Top results of a google search about last night's episode reveals that at least one person has done just that.

the most corrupt, deceitful, lying, caniving, treasonist, POS (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 October 2016 16:25 (seven years ago) link

Lol! going all Gaspar Noe isn't going to revive this corpse, it should have been canned at least 2 or 3 seasons ago. The problem is no matter how bad it gets - it still seems to maintain decent audiences.

calzino, Monday, 24 October 2016 16:39 (seven years ago) link

http://www.theverge.com/2016/10/24/13378876/the-walking-dead-season-7-premiere-recap-review-end-of-quitters-club

The Quitter’s Club is closed.

Our Quitting Likelihood after "The Day Will Come When You Won’t Be":

100%

El Tomboto, Monday, 24 October 2016 17:31 (seven years ago) link

it lost me earlier this year when, after building carol into one of the most formidable and satisfying characters anywhere, decided to throw it all away by making her go soft and emo for no apparent reason. now i'm only staying on to see how bad/funny it gets, hoping for the odd "clear"-grade episode to make it worthwhile.

(the glenn fake-out was crap too obv, but at the time it felt like a misstep, not a pattern of behaviour)

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 24 October 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

So no one is watching this?

JacobSanders, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 01:08 (seven years ago) link

hell no

Spottie, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 03:01 (seven years ago) link

I am. It's terrible and I hate myself.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 03:29 (seven years ago) link

That verge article is funny to me. Glenn getting his face bashed was their breaking point, not a son cutting his younger sister out of his mother, or a young girl killing her sister, or the old man uselessly getting his head cut off, etc. I have friends who read the comic and have been telling me for awhile now that someone is coming who is worse than the Governor and that everything will get very dark. I'm still on board with the Walking Dead.

JacobSanders, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 06:22 (seven years ago) link

we put it on, the show is slow/stupid/manipulative, we lose interest and do other things. eventually we'll take a shortcut and just stop putting it on. it's not the dumb writing decisions that'll kill ratings, it's this.

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 07:01 (seven years ago) link

I really enjoyed last Sunday's episode. Tara is a great addition as a main character. I'm looking forward to where all of this is going. No one is enjoying this show anymore?

JacobSanders, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 02:34 (seven years ago) link

action sequence occurs, action music plays to tell you it's an action sequence. clearly alive character is clearly alive on screen, talking head says "she's alive". this has become a show to watch while you're doing the ironing.

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 08:54 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

I'm still watching, though I've been in the increasingly frustrated 'not sure why I'm still watching' brigade for a while now. I've just started Season 7 and at this point I'm going to persevere pretty much whatever happens (already made it through episode 1's brutality), but if I can summon the energy or enthusiasm I have a huge amount of criticism and all-out moaning to do.

NWOFHM! Overlord (krakow), Thursday, 19 January 2017 00:39 (seven years ago) link

we put it on, the show is slow/stupid/manipulative, we lose interest and do other things. eventually we'll take a shortcut and just stop putting it on.

this happened. recently i tried to catch up where we left off (episode 4/5?), saw michonne walking down a deserted road (again) and immediately lost interest.

the story has been told. unless something properly major happens, like the world is cured or zombies evolve into scientists, it's just going to keep forcing a drawn-out underdog plot out of this negan/saviour thing, and presumably plant hooks into the ftwd spin-off which apparently is even worse.

it's a sad indictment when z nation starts as a frivolous cash-in and ends up being the better show.

I'm still watching, though I've been in the increasingly frustrated 'not sure why I'm still watching' brigade for a while now. I've just started Season 7 and at this point I'm going to persevere pretty much whatever happens (already made it through episode 1's brutality), but if I can summon the energy or enthusiasm I have a huge amount of criticism and all-out moaning to do.

― NWOFHM! Overlord (krakow), Thursday, 19 January 2017 11:39 (twenty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

watching a show collapse can be more fascinating than watching it at its peak, because what they're doing wrong can reveal what they once did right. takes incredible stamina though.

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 19 January 2017 01:27 (seven years ago) link

I never thought this show was that good, but I have definitely enjoyed it, some times more than others. I can't pinpoint any consistent peak, but on the flip-side things have just seemed to get increasingly poor as season 6 progressed, mainly in the writing stakes to me. It seemed they were tediously belabouring dull plot points while rushing through or side-lining potentially interesting ones.

NWOFHM! Overlord (krakow), Thursday, 19 January 2017 14:17 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I got myself up to date on season 7 over the last few weeks and actually quite enjoyed it, especially the last two episodes where they brought multiple storylines together rather than pursuing a single arc per episode. Still a lot of problems, but hey ho. I have to admit I'm looking forward to the latter half of season 7. Any other ilxors on board still?

NWOFHM! Overlord (krakow), Thursday, 2 February 2017 20:10 (seven years ago) link

I'm still on board! Midseason premiere was great. My only complaint is AMC's not letting a show run the full season.

JacobSanders, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 13:59 (seven years ago) link

It's been a while since I've read the trade covering the current episodes, but I don't remember either the Amazons or the group at the end of this premiere. Were either of them in the comic? I remember the Negan resistance being just Alexandria, the Hilltop, and the Kingdom.

Still feels overly manipulative as this episode's toothy henchman is an over-the-top bully, slapping the truck repeatedly to get his point across, so that the viewer hopes his demise will be a highlight. Same with pretty much every male on Negan's side, and many of the females - they're slavering bullies, and lend no credence to the "but what if we'd been following Negan since the beginning and our sympathies were with him?" argument against Rick and the Alexandria folk. Negan's group is just the Stanford Prison Experiment actualized.

Glen's humanity is missed.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Tuesday, 14 February 2017 16:00 (seven years ago) link

when Tara was in the Amazon's camp they talked about having their men getting slaughtered so they were on the run until they settled in the current hideout

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 14 February 2017 20:39 (seven years ago) link

I haven't kept up as such but it's sometimes been on in the same room as me so I've tangentially been following. That midseason premiere was shockingly good by TWD's standards (adequate by normal standards). Characters talking to each other! With humour at times! Things happening! And Negan (worst, least menacing, most nonsensical villain to date which is saying something) kept firmly off screen.

But every single character beat is so artificial, the plot drags everyone and everyone after it rather than being driven by organic or even realistic characters and events. Like, even in this episode I assume Rosita was snippy with Sasha out of nowhere, despite making up in literally the last episode, because the writers have to clunkily set up one of them saving the other at some point.

lex pretend, Wednesday, 15 February 2017 09:46 (seven years ago) link

Maybe it's just because of the few weeks break that I'm not used to it, but the dialogue felt terrible in this episode. It was so clunky in the non-action scenes. The one big action scene on the highway was really excellent, but I could have done with a little more throughout the episode.

I thought it would be the community that Tara met that reappeared to join the fight, but these seem folks at the end seem to be something new again. I'm also sure Ezekial will come round too, though probably only when the Saviours cross the line and do something bad to his people, sadly.

NWOFHM! Overlord (krakow), Wednesday, 15 February 2017 10:30 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

Are you ready for...20 seasons!

http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/03/walking-dead-scott-gimple-paleyfest-20-years

The fact that they're committed through 12 seasons already gives pause.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 27 March 2017 14:44 (seven years ago) link

I really really really really don't know why I watch this stupid show.

dan selzer, Monday, 27 March 2017 14:54 (seven years ago) link

three months pass...

Frank Darabont in How To Win Friends and Influence People

http://io9.gizmodo.com/frank-darabonts-furious-emails-to-his-walking-dead-cowo-1796879424

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 July 2017 16:40 (six years ago) link

he seems nice

bitumen: the animated series (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 13 July 2017 17:07 (six years ago) link

tbf most of the people working on TWD *do* appear to be idiots

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 13 July 2017 18:20 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

just finished season 7 on netflix. i didn't hate it but there was absolutely no reason for them not to kill the Savior people every single time they showed up for an offering. why Carl didn't kill Negan 20 times over when he was making Carl spaghetti(!!) is beyond me. why Carl didn't kill him when he was standing in front of Negan in the back of that truck and carrying a huge gun is WAY beyond me. why give up all your guns? just kill them all as soon as they drive up to your gate. it just seemed so phony that they would take so much shit for such a loooooong time. all the way to the last episode. and rick vowing to kill him in the first and last episode in the same way was beyond pathetic.

it was a little too much to overlook. it was the basis of the whole season and it didn't really make sense. they should have been out for blood from day 1.

and i know the whole numbers explanation. but who cares. just start picking them off already. just to spare us from all those long "hilarious" baseball bat monologues at the very least.

scott seward, Monday, 11 September 2017 20:51 (six years ago) link

Were there zombies?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 September 2017 21:06 (six years ago) link

this shouldve been 3 seasons tops.

Spottie, Monday, 11 September 2017 21:18 (six years ago) link

i know its dumb to have problems with the PLOT of this show of all shows. but i loved season 6 so much. and this was just too dumb. this is the group that cleared an entire prison of zombies with 10 people.

scott seward, Monday, 11 September 2017 21:25 (six years ago) link

Don't need to tell you, because you're a smart grown up, but unless you are being paid to watch there is no reason to not bail on a show. I can't even remember when I stopped watching the show, but given its repetitive nature I'm not sure it even matters.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 September 2017 21:31 (six years ago) link

i have to watch it.

scott seward, Monday, 11 September 2017 22:02 (six years ago) link

carol is probably my favorite character on t.v.

in season 7 she spent the entire season trying to get a little reading done. WORST hermit shack ever. *"Stately, plump Buck Mulligan....oh, darn, who's at the door now...?"

which was so sad. you can do the retired gunslinger/"i'm getting too old for this shit" thing for like 3 episodes tops before i start to get mad.

scott seward, Monday, 11 September 2017 22:05 (six years ago) link

they don't even bother with good intros anymore. it's just someone asking someone else if they want a cup of coffee and then they cut to the ominous intro credits.

but, yeah, negan. like having your arch enemy being the manager of a tire warehouse. he's no governor. even though he's pretty much the same character.

scott seward, Monday, 11 September 2017 22:10 (six years ago) link

i kinda dug the garbage people though. and their conan the barbarian warrior skeleton. too bad they turned out to be jerks. also completely implausible that nobody knew they existed.

scott seward, Monday, 11 September 2017 22:13 (six years ago) link

i did enjoy easy street. have to throw that in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoQ4GidQP-k

scott seward, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 15:58 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

watching the Walking Dead with Rufus now that he's old enough to take the scary. he wanted to watch it. haven't watched those old seasons since i first saw them years ago. and now i feel more for Shane! i couldn't wait for Shane to go when I first watched the show but now i just see such an obvious trauma victim. he's so fucked up. i mean he was still probably a dick in the old world but now i just see pain. and he's better in some scenes than i remember. he can definitely be a hokey actor, but he gets at that hidden rage (when he's away from people and not raging at them) and pain pretty effectively. and his face is so insane. his whole face looks like a broken nose.

scott seward, Friday, 13 October 2017 15:20 (six years ago) link

I crack up every time Shane speaks. Like when they're burying Otis and he gets asked to say a few words and he's basically this guy

https://media1.giphy.com/media/t7FHYvBkSRpHW/giphy.gif

Gerty fu ya bassa (onimo), Saturday, 14 October 2017 09:45 (six years ago) link

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_TCLgLCz6G4

Gerty fu ya bassa (onimo), Saturday, 14 October 2017 09:48 (six years ago) link

three months pass...

"His whole face looks like a broken nose" is otm and a really cool phrase, Scott. Catching up on season seven (for some reason) and jfc Rosita is possibly the stupidest character to ever be in this show (which is saying something). "Hi I'm one small person, my idiotic "schemes" have already gotten one person killed but hey, I think I can take on an entire community of ruthlessly mentally conditioned killers, get through them to their leader, and totally kill him". Also Morgan is a dangerous lunatic but he's presented sympathetically, so. And it'd be kinda cool if just one person looked up the word "disingenuous" for use when dealing with the Saviours.

That being said I'm like 16 episodes in.

albvivertine, Saturday, 27 January 2018 03:48 (six years ago) link

i quit this show after the season 6 finale.

adam the (abanana), Sunday, 28 January 2018 06:23 (six years ago) link

Wise

albvivertine, Sunday, 28 January 2018 06:39 (six years ago) link

the moment eugene was revealed to be a fraud was the moment i realised this show was never going to progress beyond a few dozen people forever refusing to just neck themselves. and then the s7 (?) opener was so fucking hamfisted i didn’t even care enough to be angry. apparently it’s still all about negan and his token bad guy routine.

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 28 January 2018 06:50 (six years ago) link

There are some genuinely great episodes but it's been a long while since the last one

groovypanda, Sunday, 28 January 2018 07:02 (six years ago) link

I somehow pushed on through season 7 but still haven't generated enough enthusiasm to start season 8.

brain (krakow), Sunday, 28 January 2018 10:27 (six years ago) link

four weeks pass...

never get to hear "CORALLLLLL!!!!!" again.

i didn't think anything could be as maddening and dumb as last season but this show is really trying to prove me wrong.

scott seward, Monday, 26 February 2018 13:35 (six years ago) link

Curious if the changeout of Scott Gimple as showrunner is due to the widespread dissatisfaction with the last few seasons of the show.

My own interest is gauged by the use of the Comcast 'fwd 5 minutes' remote option, and I've been using it often last season and this one. Thought I was completely done, post-Glen demise, but instead I'm just zipping through each episode in 5-10 minutes to keep current.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Monday, 26 February 2018 15:39 (six years ago) link

christ is this thing still going

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 26 February 2018 15:43 (six years ago) link

yep, the reports of the death of TV's Golden Age were greatly exaggerated and premature!

calzino, Monday, 26 February 2018 15:50 (six years ago) link

i can't really defend anything about it anymore. there is no defense. season 6 is still my favorite season though. and that's longer than a lot of people lasted as far as watching the thing. i only care about carol and rosita and michonne. everyone else can die.

scott seward, Monday, 26 February 2018 16:46 (six years ago) link

death of carl was actually pretty well done i just don't really care at this late date. we all gotta go sometime.

scott seward, Monday, 26 February 2018 16:47 (six years ago) link

i feel bad for danai gurira that she's still bound to this show after delivering such a boundlessly charismatic performance in black panther, hopefully she can get killed off soon and go on to the bigger and better things she absolutely deserves

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 26 February 2018 16:49 (six years ago) link

she is totally a movie star. this is true. the fact that she was so amazing on this show for so long and didn't become a movie star sooner is crazy.

scott seward, Monday, 26 February 2018 17:08 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

it's kinda like if the Lost finale was two seasons long.

scott seward, Thursday, 5 April 2018 16:24 (six years ago) link

i have the last three dvr'd I pretty much just hate watch this now in hopes that they all die and it will be over.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 5 April 2018 16:32 (six years ago) link

it's all you can do really.

scott seward, Thursday, 5 April 2018 16:32 (six years ago) link

i suggest you stop watching. I hate watched up through neegan and couldnt take it any more and ive had all that time back in my life it feels great.

they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Thursday, 5 April 2018 16:33 (six years ago) link

I am pretty sure I am done, i haven't watched any new episodes since it's been back on this year and I heard I am not missing anything.

Yerac, Thursday, 5 April 2018 17:02 (six years ago) link

i watched the whole series with my kid and he wants to keep watching every week so i'm just blaming him. i'm getting to a zen-like thing with it where i just don't care about anything that happens. it just washes over me. when the old lady shows up and trades gardening tips for records i....i don't really know what i felt.

scott seward, Thursday, 5 April 2018 17:14 (six years ago) link

Them spending 3 season to cover the time span of 1-2 months is what I can't deal with. Nothing ever happens.

Yerac, Thursday, 5 April 2018 17:19 (six years ago) link

Going back to the first season, I really miss how campy it used to be.

Yerac, Thursday, 5 April 2018 17:21 (six years ago) link

sometimes i wish shane were around to kick ass instead of rick.

scott seward, Thursday, 5 April 2018 17:23 (six years ago) link

the last two episodes had michonne and rosita just standing around doing nothing. just standing there. which is a crime.

scott seward, Thursday, 5 April 2018 17:24 (six years ago) link

Yeah, everyone is just sweating, shooting stuff and waiting for Maggie to start showing. So many wasted opportunities.

Yerac, Thursday, 5 April 2018 17:27 (six years ago) link

jeez this thing has over 100 episodes. i mean that makes perfect sense, but i gave up very early because i couldn't even imagine finishing the season. like how i quit Sons of Anarchy with one episode left in season 3.

omar little, Thursday, 5 April 2018 17:29 (six years ago) link

all these shows just drag on forever and almost every single one doesn't earn it.

omar little, Thursday, 5 April 2018 17:30 (six years ago) link

I watched all of True Blood except for the last two episodes.

Yerac, Thursday, 5 April 2018 17:30 (six years ago) link

haha

they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Thursday, 5 April 2018 17:34 (six years ago) link

Sometimes I think about watching those last two episodes.

Yerac, Thursday, 5 April 2018 17:35 (six years ago) link

every time they talk about being low on food i keep thinking about how half of virginia is made of walmart and sam's club. they would never be low on food. but in their hellish world they aren't allowed to shop in the real world. they have to forage cans from dusty gas stations.

scott seward, Thursday, 5 April 2018 17:40 (six years ago) link

All the big superstores have helicopters crashed on the roof waiting to cave it in.

Yerac, Thursday, 5 April 2018 17:47 (six years ago) link

that was the ONE big store they were allowed to shop in. the one where the roof caved in. that put them off big stores filled with food for good.

scott seward, Thursday, 5 April 2018 17:47 (six years ago) link

i always remember that one nice suburban street where carl and rick and michonne hung out and carl ate all the pudding. man, you could have lived there for a year. nothing was touched. and that was just one neighborhood. they never look for nice neighborhoods. they like dusty empty auto parts stores the best.

scott seward, Thursday, 5 April 2018 17:50 (six years ago) link

just find a nice gated community why are they so dumb, go live on a little island or something.

they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Thursday, 5 April 2018 17:51 (six years ago) link

They are from Georgia after all. They like those sort of thangs.

Yerac, Thursday, 5 April 2018 17:52 (six years ago) link

there are quite literally THOUSANDS of places with lots of food and good lockable doors. hotels, jails, schools, etc. you wouldn't go hungry for a very long time. everyone's dead for pete's sake.

scott seward, Thursday, 5 April 2018 18:01 (six years ago) link

Haven't watched this show in so long I don't know the last season I saw, but I always thought it would be smart if they rode bicycles instead of walking everywhere. Bicycles are fast, cheap, light and everywhere. Bikes and guns, if they just went to some abandoned subdivision in GA they'd be awash in both on no time.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 5 April 2018 20:24 (six years ago) link

nothing in the show makes any sense. there are totally mountains in america. places where NOBODY could get to you. places where you could see people coming a mile away. but, in general, not going to the fancy neighborhoods to make camp makes less than no sense. they always have the best stuff.

scott seward, Thursday, 5 April 2018 20:40 (six years ago) link

beyond that though, the last two seasons are all about the torture of having negan around forever instead of killing him immediately which is what any sensible person would have done. they had tons of opportunities to kill him and its just kind of cruel to prolong the badness for that long. it's just dumb. it is kinda like the writers are writing the show for a really dumb audience and it wasn't like that when the show was worth watching. i mean everyone still did lots of dumb shit back then but people tend to do a lot of dumb shit. so, it made more sense then.

scott seward, Thursday, 5 April 2018 20:46 (six years ago) link

SPOILER WARNING if anyone cares

live on a little island or something.

the spinoff established underwater zombies so

karl wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 6 April 2018 00:54 (six years ago) link

it is kinda like the writers are writing the show for a really dumb audience and it wasn't like that when the show was worth watching.

otm, when i stopped watching around s6/7 it was 100% an ironing show

karl wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 6 April 2018 00:56 (six years ago) link

The show might as well be a video game at this point. A really dreary, video game.

Yerac, Friday, 6 April 2018 01:09 (six years ago) link

I start laughing every time there are random pained, thoughtful face montages.

Yerac, Friday, 6 April 2018 01:11 (six years ago) link

A house down the street from me has been flying a Walking Dead flag for years now.

President Keyes, Friday, 6 April 2018 01:20 (six years ago) link

I don't really know how I feel about that.

Yerac, Friday, 6 April 2018 01:31 (six years ago) link

i liked this show but it's definitely just going by the numbers at this point and it seems that they're just content to have a zombie television series. i'm looking forward to potential expansion beyond the influences of the show and i hope it doesn't doesn't descend into utterly lame plot devices.

― omar little, Tuesday, November 2, 2010 11:58 AM (seven years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oops

omar little, Friday, 6 April 2018 01:37 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Fear The Walking Dead is so much better than its parent show now it's not even funny.

groovypanda, Thursday, 3 May 2018 08:04 (five years ago) link

It's a little funny, because the only thing I've heard about that one is that it's not very good, either.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 3 May 2018 12:39 (five years ago) link

When exactly did Fear the Walking Dead get better? I bailed at episode 1 of season 3.

Yerac, Thursday, 3 May 2018 12:55 (five years ago) link

Episode 2 onwards

groovypanda, Thursday, 3 May 2018 13:32 (five years ago) link

First two seasons were pretty ropey but season 3 was a marked improvement and season 4 has been pretty good so far.

It's no Wire obviously but is much, much better than TWD and actually has some characters I care about.

groovypanda, Thursday, 3 May 2018 13:35 (five years ago) link

i got through the first season and maybe watched one or two of season two and i'd had it.

scott seward, Thursday, 3 May 2018 13:35 (five years ago) link

This season has been interesting as there's a couple of new characters and also one from TWD.

groovypanda, Thursday, 3 May 2018 13:37 (five years ago) link

rufus and i were talking about how sad it was on the walking dead when the zombies become annoyances like mosquitoes and were no longer scary and how this basically started in season 7. just another reason why the show is so sad now.

i mean everyone still alive is good at killing them and living with them but still...they are so benign.

scott seward, Thursday, 3 May 2018 13:41 (five years ago) link

I've always thought that was one of the best takes on zombies. The Tom Savini remake of "Night of the Living Dead" I want to say even makes a big point that the zombies are easy to outrun. That's the genius of the slow zombie model: it's stupid decisions and other people that often pose the biggest problems. This show messed up by making everyone a bunch of dumb mopes seemingly unable to leave their five square miles of land.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 3 May 2018 13:44 (five years ago) link

I hated the characters/casting on Fear TWD (based on the first two seasons). Did everyone die? Is that why it became better?

Yerac, Thursday, 3 May 2018 14:07 (five years ago) link

There's not many of the original​ cast left now, yes.

groovypanda, Thursday, 3 May 2018 20:02 (five years ago) link

Does FEAR still have the guy with the amazing voice? the one whose boat they escaped on at the end of S1?

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 4 May 2018 00:28 (five years ago) link

Oh yeah, that guy was the only character I liked. ^^^

Yerac, Friday, 4 May 2018 00:44 (five years ago) link

Same here.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 4 May 2018 02:47 (five years ago) link

He's still in the show.

Vernon Locke, Friday, 4 May 2018 05:59 (five years ago) link

This show messed up by making everyone a bunch of dumb mopes seemingly unable to leave their five square miles of land.

you can basically track the demise of the show to that episode when eugene revealed he was lying about the zombie cure. losing all hope and descending into violent neighbourhood squabbles is probably what would really happen (if they didn’t all just neck themselves — honestly who wouldn’t after all they’ve been through) and certainly cheaper to produce, but it’s remarkably boring television.

karl wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 11:13 (five years ago) link

They spend way too long shooting so many bullets and panning across sweaty faces and not enough time having normal conversations that would clear up a lot of issues.

Yerac, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 13:59 (five years ago) link

its so artless now. there is nothing cool to look at. everyone just stands around not saying anything. my fave characters have become pointless. and i figure they'll just keep making it as long as it makes money. you would think everyone in it would be so tired of doing it. unless they are all becoming insanely rich off of it.

scott seward, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 14:27 (five years ago) link

I think they're managing to get by

Rick Grimes has been a main character on The Walking Dead since the very beginning and while that makes Andrew Lincoln one of the top-billed cast members on the show, as of the show's sixth season Lincoln has only made around $92,000 per episode. With each episode taking around eight days to film, Lincoln's total season income would come to just under $1.5 million. However, recent reports have indicated that Lincoln may have received a raise for seasons seven and eight, bringing him to around $618,000 per episode and up to par with other cable series stars.

groovypanda, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:23 (five years ago) link

"only"

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 10 May 2018 00:17 (five years ago) link

***Spoilers for those watching Fear the Walking Dead (anybody?)***

you would think everyone in it would be so tired of doing it.

That'd be Frank Dillane.

Vernon Locke, Thursday, 10 May 2018 23:44 (five years ago) link

five months pass...

I was about to watch the last episode from last season and then pick up with the new season. From reading reviews though, this seems like a bad idea and I should just really let it go.

Yerac, Monday, 5 November 2018 13:05 (five years ago) link

I stopped watching years ago but from what hear it really does seem like this show is just a bunch of delaying until they can dramatically kill off a character from season one or two.

President Keyes, Monday, 5 November 2018 19:12 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

So I still watch this out of stubborn habit and it was kind of crazy how while watching last night my stereo came on by itself and started playing my favorite Jesus and Mary Chain song at full blast.

Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 04:58 (five years ago) link

The Hardest Walk? I am going to pick it up once I have exhausted every other show.

Yerac, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 12:48 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFfLm6Ax3ss

Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 17:32 (five years ago) link

two years pass...

I don't think I've watched much of this since around season 2, but apparently it's begun its final season? Weirdly curious about how a presumably endless narrative ends. I wonder if they'll just pull a "The Birds" and have all the zombies just die (again) and end on a "what now?" note.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 August 2021 13:12 (two years ago) link

So this shows been running for what 15 years at least?

Bach on harmonica! (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 August 2021 15:11 (two years ago) link

Never watched it but I'm going to guess that it finishes similar to the big 'lol' moment at the end of The Mist, and the main character looks at the camera breaking the fourth wall with an 'oops, waddya gonna do' shrug.

Diggin Holes (Ste), Monday, 23 August 2021 15:17 (two years ago) link

Final LONG TWD collection #32 synopsis here. Jumped off with Negan, so only see TWD commercials, but since they've done the Whisperers and I saw Princess has shown up, assume it'll follow the trades in broad strokes.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Monday, 23 August 2021 15:27 (two years ago) link


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