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"in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 April 2012 02:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

SAIL

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Friday, 27 April 2012 02:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

hi r

the late great, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

er hi bear!

the late great, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

would you know my naaaaaaame
if i saw you in heaven
will it be the same
if i saw you in heaven
i must be strong, and carry on
cause i know you don't belong,
bear in heaven

― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Monday, December 7, 2009 2:01 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

johnny crunch, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

when he lies on his back my cat looks like this bear

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 27 April 2012 21:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

"Hi, bear!"

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Sunday, 29 April 2012 19:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

"Bear, say hi to me!"

"Hi, bear!"

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

"Hi, bear!"

Lee593 (Lee626), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

baby bear, you can drive my car

Lee593 (Lee626), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

no person i know but im pretending im in the bathroom at mapco and little dude is all 'whats up?'

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

AHhhh!

I saw a playful young polar bear at the zoo the other day. He was doing tricks - so cute. Also, the chillest sun bear ever.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

the late great, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

You guys have seen this, right? <3 <3 <3

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

wkiw that bear

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

Also this was the aforementioned chill bear I saw the other day. He was too busy reflexing Chicago stail to say hi to me:

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

waving bear is something else

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

clicked the bear in heaven thread looking for the op image here, was sorely disappointed

thomp, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

The falling bear has died: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-talk-falling-bear-killed-0505-20120504,0,1583053.story

Jeff, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

bear say bye to me

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

I'm disproportionately sad about this dumb bear dying.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

ditto embarrassingly

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

fuck the pain away (on top of the body of the dead bear)

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

SO SAD

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

Really, quite a dumb bear, though.

kate78, Friday, 4 May 2012 17:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

I like to think he was maybe just a v unlucky bear.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

first mca now bear wtf at this day already

the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

Too soon?

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

well there's my new display name

first mca now bear wtf at this day already (frogbs), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

this bear needs no meme phild

the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

seriously

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, May 4, 2012 4:20 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes it also looks like an aristocratically dismissive wave too. like ok fck off, next car please...

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

it is quite a wave, such a mocking bear

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

whatever otm it's just so amazing

That bear actually made The Today Show and I saw a segment about him. It wasn't a one off thing, he lives on a farm or something somewhere and learned to wave from all the people who would wave at him. People go there now specifically to get a wave from him.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 5 May 2012 13:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

Bear didn't learn to wave from this texting dude

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Saturday, 5 May 2012 14:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

good reflexes on that guy; i woulda stood and tried to figure out what was up

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 May 2012 18:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

Situation 2 - Bear has detected your presence, but is more than 100 m (350 ft) distant.

Your goal here is to act in such a way as to allow the bear to identify you, but to also let it know that you are no threat. Speak calmly so that it knows you are a human (their eyesight is quite poor). They will often quickly give ground to you once they identify you as human. If the situation permits, back away slowly, keeping a close eye on the bear. Otherwise, you may wish to detour around the bear, but in this case, detour upwind so that the bear can get your scent. Keep talking calmly. Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human.

the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 19:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

^^ that advice is otm, for black bears especially (the only common bears in lower 48)

Aimless, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human

me say hi to bear

the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

Bears fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place

epistantophus, Sunday, 6 May 2012 02:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

bears say hi to us

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 05:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

that's not you is it?!?

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 14:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

no.

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

bear take instagram photo of me, other bears

Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

i was going to say, whoever took that photo is a MENTALIST

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

like if mama bear wanders out the forest behind you while you're taking that photo and you're between it and baby bears begging for food you're dead meat

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

oh hi bear

the late great, Monday, 28 May 2012 21:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

Is he . . . is he scratching his balls?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

He is like the bear Al Bundy.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

*flush*

carl agatha, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 01:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

!!!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

ALSO:

Fontana girl killed at her 16th-birthday party

well that's a cheery pairing

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

Wildfire kills flock of teenagers near Chevy Chase

Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

The teens said the bear took its time and didn't seem too threatening, but that they weren't going to test that perception.

A+

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

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kinda find the bear the least interesting thing about this.

Fizzles, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

nice square bracket fizzles.

Fizzles, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

For those of you who have seen the infamous "cardboard bear" story from Cleveland's Fox 8 News: Fox 8 Does a Bear Story Without Embarrassing Themselves

Brony! Broni! Broné! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

OH MY GOD

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 8 June 2012 15:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

Wheeee!

carl agatha, Friday, 6 July 2012 02:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

thread, bookmarked

catbus otm (gbx), Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

SAIL

― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Thursday, April 26, 2012 9:03 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

LOL

catbus otm (gbx), Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

gonna send him to outer space, to hug another face (NickB), Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

there was only one set of paw prints on the beach because I ate u

catbus otm (gbx), Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

higgs bosonned by a wite kid after a aol beef (get bent), Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

^ and that's a sun bear

contenderizer, Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

where is yr based god now

catbus otm (gbx), Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

bearsed god

carl agatha, Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

amanda bearsed god

higgs bosonned by a wite kid after a aol beef (get bent), Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

I saw a very chill sun bear at the zoo in Chicago a couple months ago. They're awesome.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Saturday, 7 July 2012 20:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

that bear looked like me after i spent six hours in central park today

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 July 2012 02:55 (2 years ago) Permalink

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Sunday, 8 July 2012 17:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

a+ for alignment with thread title

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 July 2012 17:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

Omg

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Sunday, 8 July 2012 22:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

catbus otm (gbx), Sunday, 8 July 2012 22:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

"You guys deliver?"

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 July 2012 23:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

"Hey, you guys need any help with your garbage?"

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Monday, 9 July 2012 01:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

bear get hi with me

the late great, Monday, 9 July 2012 02:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

A friend and I spent about 30 mins watching the various waving bear vids on youtube. They're so amazing. Makes me want to go to Seattle specifically so that a bear can say hi to me irl.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 9 July 2012 12:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

It is nonstop bear action here, it's true.

kate78, Monday, 9 July 2012 15:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 9 July 2012 15:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

picture that my brother in law got from a trail cam that he found ten feet from where it was supposed to be up at the cabin

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 02:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

is that a brown bear eye and ear right above the 12?

the late great, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 02:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

Black bear iirc

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 02:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

Ah!

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

BEARNELL

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 06:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

^ VERY relevant to ILX interest

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 27 July 2012 13:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

awww dat guy is snoozing

(also damn those claws are BIG)

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 27 July 2012 13:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

shit between this and the freaking service dog puppy cam I think I could happily waste several hours today

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 27 July 2012 13:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

hi gymnasts!

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 3 August 2012 14:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

what no chickenbears!?

The Cheerfull Turtle (Latham Green), Friday, 3 August 2012 20:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

thomp, Friday, 3 August 2012 20:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

http://www.amysteinphoto.com/domesticated2.html

koogs, Friday, 24 August 2012 14:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

owlbear eh?

Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Friday, 24 August 2012 14:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 02:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

take it to the left!
take it back now ... one hop this time!
right foot let's stomp

CHA CHA SLIIIIIDE

the late great, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 02:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

Three Word Username, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 08:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

Without even playing that I knew it was gonna be the house bear bit. I would SO have a house bear.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 11:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

It's like bear waves, gets your attention, feels a little bashful cos you're looking at him, and then overcomes his nerves and does a jig. Amazing.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 12:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

I love that bear.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 12:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

So there's a bear stuck up a tree in the Cleveland suburb of Bedford Heights right now. And it has its own Twitter feed: http://twitter.com/bedfordbear

Also this is maybe not the ideal bear removal strategy:

Darren Robocopsky (Phil D.), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 17:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

NO FUCK YOU STOP THAT

the late great, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 17:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

Well, they TRIED sending in a cat.

The Devils of Loudoun County (j.lu), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

hahah awwwwww

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

this is amazing

jed_, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 19:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

ahhh! the description does not lie.

rayuela, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 19:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

wasn't this already posted on this thread?

the late great, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 19:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

probably!

jed_, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 19:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

thus the neverending cycle of the cosmos - bear-ladder repeats ad infinitus

Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

Oh yes it was. How do I know? BEcause I watched it about 10 times. It could have been the other bear thread though.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

it was an animated gif, no?

but it's not OH SHIT A BEAR as far as i can tell

the late great, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

who the hell films dumpsters in the middle of nowhere all day

Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

harmony korine HEYOOOOOOO

the late great, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

lolz

hail dayton (brownie), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 22:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

Pat Ast vs Jean Arp (MaresNest), Saturday, 15 September 2012 20:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

omg i love bears so much

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 15 September 2012 20:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

the late great, Saturday, 15 September 2012 20:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

the late great, Saturday, 15 September 2012 22:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

bear says hi to cat

jbn, Saturday, 15 September 2012 23:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

Cat win.

Jeff, Saturday, 15 September 2012 23:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

the best part is toward the end where the cat turns around to face the camera for a victory pose then turns back to beat the shit out of the bear for one last time

jbn, Saturday, 15 September 2012 23:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

worst animal friends

the late great, Sunday, 16 September 2012 01:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

bear crosses the road ...

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0c5_1272429288

jbn, Sunday, 16 September 2012 02:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Tuomas, Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

<3

Bout to go Jethro TULL on that ass (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

( ^_^)/

carl agatha, Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

OMG HI BEAR

ENBB, Thursday, 25 October 2012 13:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

ahem

ENBB, Monday, 19 November 2012 14:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

"Incredible footage of BBC cameraman and hungry polar bear"

koogs, Monday, 7 January 2013 18:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

That bear really wants to say hi.

kate78, Monday, 7 January 2013 18:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 17 January 2013 09:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

biologically not a bear says hi to us

Aimless, Friday, 18 January 2013 02:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

Wikipedia says giant pandas are bears.

carl agatha, Friday, 18 January 2013 13:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

bear say hi after a long nap

Palle-Jooseppi, a male brown bear of Ranua Zoo, begins to wake up after winter hibernation in Ranua on February 23, 2012.

Plasmon, Monday, 28 January 2013 16:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

Plasmon, Monday, 28 January 2013 16:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

Hi, sleepy bear!

carl agatha, Monday, 28 January 2013 16:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

carl agatha, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 22:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

aw, i miss knut

the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 01:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

I think he's actually saying hi to that guy over there

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 01:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

he's like "Yeah, that's a great post you're ma...excuse me a sec...OH HEY! HOW ARE YOU!"

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 01:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

乒乓, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 19:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Hi, Bear.

carl agatha, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 16:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

have a seat xp

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 16:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

polar bear has been expecting me

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 16:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

"The deceased bear was released to a local charity."

koogs, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 16:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

yeah, a little weird, but ppl eat bear in AK, nbd

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 17:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

bear say HIGH to me

http://elitedaily.com/news/world/bears-russia-addicted-jet-fuel-sniff-high-pass/

koogs, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 16:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

:-(

the late great, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 16:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

UTW, USA, ILX LIFER (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 16:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

4 weeks pass...

JuliaA, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

wow!

(this is possibly my favourite thread)

koogs, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

Can we revisit the waving bears? I think we need to.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 03:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

Also, the lady in the background is killing me. "Oh my gawd they're so clevah!"

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 03:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

she's a boston bruins fan

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 03:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

first video makes me realise that i don't think i'd ever seen an actual dancing bear!

Fanois och Alexander (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 03:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

If anyone else had posted that first video, I wouldn't have watched it because I was sure it was going to end with the bear pulling a Timothy Treadwell on his trainer. JuliaA wouldn't do that to me, though.

carl agatha, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 12:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

polyphonic, Thursday, 27 June 2013 22:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

!!!!!!!!!!!

carl agatha, Thursday, 27 June 2013 22:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

http://explore.org/#!/live-cams/player/brown-bear-salmon-cam-brooks-falls

brown bear & salmon cam, AK

JuliaA, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 16:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

bears is patient

twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 17:01 (1 year ago) Permalink


via dayo

how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 19:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Saturday, 21 September 2013 15:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

byeeeeee!!!

j., Saturday, 21 September 2013 15:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

(not real bear)

koogs, Saturday, 21 September 2013 16:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

^Bear expert

I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Saturday, 21 September 2013 17:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

Bear Obeys Bartender's Command, Leaves Juneau Bar

mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 16:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

ugh, nuisance bears, they're the worst

j., Wednesday, 25 September 2013 16:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

Now if we can only get humans to leave bars when the staff tell them

Ma mère est habile Mais ma bile est amère (Michael White), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 19:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

awesome!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 26 September 2013 17:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

love it

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Thursday, 26 September 2013 19:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

bear play tetherball with me

Plasmon, Monday, 14 October 2013 22:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

!

Johnny Fever, Monday, 14 October 2013 23:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

Excellent bear.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 12:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

Oh I love bears.

they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 13:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

It's impressive that the bear appears to understand exactly when in its swing to hit the ball to get the maximum effect!

My question is primarily riparian (Phil D.), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 13:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

Bears are not stupid

The normative power of the factual (Michael White), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 15:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

nickn, Monday, 21 October 2013 17:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

wkiw tetherbear

epistantophus, Monday, 21 October 2013 23:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

These guys showed up on my dad's friend's property last night.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Sunday, 17 November 2013 03:57 (11 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

JuliaA, Saturday, 14 December 2013 03:16 (10 months ago) Permalink

balls, Saturday, 14 December 2013 03:27 (10 months ago) Permalink

I am always wanting to make "______ say hi to me" jokes irl and then I realize that it's a strictly ILX moment

queen bey backers (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 23 December 2013 03:09 (10 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

Wow, it's like the picture was taken just to be on this thread.

badgers moved the goalposts (dowd), Monday, 13 January 2014 17:49 (9 months ago) Permalink

love that guy

this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 January 2014 19:33 (9 months ago) Permalink

nickn, Sunday, 19 January 2014 18:39 (9 months ago) Permalink

mid-fight, already several hours long, at a loss for words, can't face one another, but can't bear to leave, either

j., Sunday, 19 January 2014 20:26 (9 months ago) Permalink

People failing to say 'hi' to a bear.

badgers moved the goalposts (dowd), Saturday, 25 January 2014 00:47 (9 months ago) Permalink

I saw this on the news last night, and apparently the bear said hi to them - the man showed a little cut on his leg. Don't know if it was a bite or a swipe with the paw, but the bear introduced himself.

nickn, Saturday, 25 January 2014 01:01 (9 months ago) Permalink

You snub a bear you're going to get bit.

badgers moved the goalposts (dowd), Saturday, 25 January 2014 08:52 (9 months ago) Permalink

badgers moved the goalposts (dowd), Monday, 3 February 2014 19:51 (8 months ago) Permalink

hahahaha

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 3 February 2014 19:54 (8 months ago) Permalink

that'll end well

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 February 2014 20:02 (8 months ago) Permalink

video (longer, not much more eventful...)

badgers moved the goalposts (dowd), Monday, 3 February 2014 20:09 (8 months ago) Permalink

Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Friday, 7 February 2014 18:45 (8 months ago) Permalink

I lolled (on the train)

koogs, Friday, 7 February 2014 23:29 (8 months ago) Permalink

deserves an xpost from lolz:

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 February 2014 05:52 (8 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...


bear say come at me bro

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 14:02 (7 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

omg dat bear

i love her

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 21 March 2014 18:15 (7 months ago) Permalink

WANT

Johnny Fever, Friday, 21 March 2014 18:17 (7 months ago) Permalink

he say hi 2 u

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 01:05 (7 months ago) Permalink

gotta love bears

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AihvuZiDhsg

espring (amateurist), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 01:20 (7 months ago) Permalink

boo

espring (amateurist), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 01:20 (7 months ago) Permalink

That group of four are all grizzlies! A mom and three young'uns. The big hump and the dished face are dead giveaways. You can see how much bigger the mom is than the couple of black bears that come by. The immature griz are as big as full grown blacks.

I wear the fucking pin, don't I? (Aimless), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 03:39 (7 months ago) Permalink

That video is so cool. After the grizzlies go HAM on the tree all the other animals are like nah.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 11:02 (7 months ago) Permalink

yeah, I like that it's basically a roll call of forest animals passing by. deer? check. raccoons and possums? check (i think). pair of mountain lions? check. also, bears know how to party.

espring (amateurist), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 20:06 (7 months ago) Permalink

that must be a real dope tree

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 20:15 (7 months ago) Permalink

http://www.zooborns.com/zooborns/2014/03/sloth-bear-cub-gets-tlc-247-at-national-zoo.html

It's a sloth bear cub who's mother was not too interested in her so the zoo hand reared her by carrying her around in a POUCH omg

carl agatha, Monday, 31 March 2014 14:51 (6 months ago) Permalink

iirc lack of maternal interest was not the issue. cubs were born sick and mom was eating them (as is the way in the wild). sad for everyone, mama included, and glad this one gets modern health care a new lease on life. sometimes people do good things, even if zoos are bad.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 31 March 2014 20:32 (6 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

polyphonic, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:16 (5 months ago) Permalink

bear climb high from me

j., Wednesday, 30 April 2014 18:17 (5 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

bear say hi to me please

aaliyah papi (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 30 May 2014 18:19 (4 months ago) Permalink

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ 

hi stevie.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 30 May 2014 18:28 (4 months ago) Permalink

Also, because it's never not amazing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6Xo21L0ybE&feature=kp

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 30 May 2014 18:28 (4 months ago) Permalink

hunter otm

gbx, Saturday, 31 May 2014 01:29 (4 months ago) Permalink

Plasmon, Saturday, 31 May 2014 03:04 (4 months ago) Permalink

Bears who have figured out how to live.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 31 May 2014 03:08 (4 months ago) Permalink

pugger pugger (benson) (The Reverend), Saturday, 31 May 2014 18:32 (4 months ago) Permalink

^That's a grizzly. so very Hollywood.

put 'er right in the old breadbasket (Aimless), Saturday, 31 May 2014 19:00 (4 months ago) Permalink

grizzly got really rich dabbling in record producing in the '70s and now is just enjoying his mansion in the hollywood hills. he doesn't need to go fishing anymore—he has a few fridges full of sustainably farmed alaskan salmon—but sometimes does just for old time's sake.

display name changed. (amateurist), Sunday, 1 June 2014 03:46 (4 months ago) Permalink

thank u bear

aaliyah papi (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 1 June 2014 05:05 (4 months ago) Permalink

Photos of the day: Sulo Karjalainen, known to many as the “bearman” is affectionately licked by one of his bears, in Kuusamo, Finland. The 73-year-old runs Kuusamo Large Carnivore Centre with his brother Jalo, which has been home to more than 20 orphaned brown bears. Photograph: Pasi Jantti/Barcroft Media

Someone needs to have a movie night with this dude and screen Grizzly Man.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 13:29 (4 months ago) Permalink

On the other hand, AW!

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 13:29 (4 months ago) Permalink

@Britannica1768
BEAR, in heraldry. He that has a coat of arms is said to bear in it the several charges and ordinaries that are in his escutcheon.

mookieproof, Thursday, 5 June 2014 15:07 (4 months ago) Permalink

sup

MaresNest, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 19:03 (4 months ago) Permalink

Oh pants, take 2

MaresNest, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 19:04 (4 months ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/BearsActHuman

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 00:52 (4 months ago) Permalink

Bear Falls Through Skylight Into Party, Then Eats All The Cupcakes

http://io9.com/bear-falls-through-skylight-into-party-then-eats-all-t-1596351926

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 26 June 2014 15:49 (4 months ago) Permalink

the couple yelled at the animal until it casually walked out of their residence.

In the bear's defense, this is exactly how my friends got an intoxicated me to leave their Memorial Day BBQ.

nickn, Thursday, 26 June 2014 16:35 (4 months ago) Permalink

pear say hi to me

aaliyah papi (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 26 June 2014 20:51 (4 months ago) Permalink

fair say hi to me

aaliyah papi (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 26 June 2014 20:53 (4 months ago) Permalink

chair say hi to me

aaliyah papi (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 26 June 2014 20:56 (4 months ago) Permalink

mare say hi to me

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 26 June 2014 21:17 (4 months ago) Permalink

tear say hi to me

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 26 June 2014 21:18 (4 months ago) Permalink

nair say hi to me

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 26 June 2014 21:19 (4 months ago) Permalink

nair do not say hi to me plz thx

aaliyah papi (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 26 June 2014 22:33 (4 months ago) Permalink

cher say hi to me

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 26 June 2014 22:37 (4 months ago) Permalink

hi cher

aaliyah papi (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 26 June 2014 22:40 (4 months ago) Permalink

flair say hi to me

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 26 June 2014 22:51 (4 months ago) Permalink

hi flair

guwop (crüt), Thursday, 26 June 2014 22:53 (4 months ago) Permalink

This thread is now over.

Jeff, Friday, 27 June 2014 00:54 (3 months ago) Permalink

Not yet.

Disagree. And im not into firey solos chief. (Phil D.), Friday, 27 June 2014 00:55 (3 months ago) Permalink

You assholes have ruined something beautiful.

i reject your shiny expensive consumerist stereo system (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 27 June 2014 06:29 (3 months ago) Permalink







Strictly EZ Snappin' Nhex (Spottie), Friday, 27 June 2014 06:45 (3 months ago) Permalink

HI BEARS!!!!

carl agatha, Friday, 27 June 2014 11:22 (3 months ago) Permalink

REDEMPTION!

i reject your shiny expensive consumerist stereo system (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 27 June 2014 11:29 (3 months ago) Permalink

THanks for bringing it back Spottie.

Jeff, Friday, 27 June 2014 11:39 (3 months ago) Permalink

Dreamland, Friday, 27 June 2014 11:52 (3 months ago) Permalink

AMAZING

i reject your shiny expensive consumerist stereo system (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 27 June 2014 11:53 (3 months ago) Permalink

Disagree. And im not into firey solos chief. (Phil D.), Friday, 27 June 2014 11:57 (3 months ago) Permalink

stahp

Dreamland, Friday, 27 June 2014 12:05 (3 months ago) Permalink

OMG STOP IT RIGHT NOW YOU ARE RUINING ONE OF THE BEST THREADS

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 27 June 2014 12:10 (3 months ago) Permalink

I love the last bear that spottie posted so much. If I remember correctly (and I tend to remember my animal stories) he was a russian bear who befriended a dog. He looks like a real life teddy bear!

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 27 June 2014 12:11 (3 months ago) Permalink

not really saying hi but with a bit of imagination they can seem to be waving at you under water

willem, Friday, 27 June 2014 12:29 (3 months ago) Permalink

I love the last bear that spottie posted so much. If I remember correctly (and I tend to remember my animal stories) he was a russian bear who befriended a dog. He looks like a real life teddy bear!

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, June 27, 2014

bear cub medo was Slovenian. here he say hi to cow

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 27 June 2014 14:18 (3 months ago) Permalink

OMG I love that you remembered that. Medo and cow! omg I can't handle him.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 27 June 2014 14:21 (3 months ago) Permalink

omg guys just as a reminder

medo!

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 27 June 2014 14:22 (3 months ago) Permalink

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 27 June 2014 14:23 (3 months ago) Permalink

https://www.facebook.com/LuckyTheBear

but be warned it's painful. he was apparently orphaned and wandered onto a family farm where he was taken in and seemed quite happy. but since brown bear cubs grow into brown bears, he was taken away. first to a concrete shelter and eventually to a sanctuary where he died under mysterious circumstances

RIP medo you said hi a lot and deserved a lot better ;_;

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 27 June 2014 14:23 (3 months ago) Permalink

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 27 June 2014 14:26 (3 months ago) Permalink

a little older. such a handsome bear.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 27 June 2014 14:27 (3 months ago) Permalink

HE DIED?!

First Knut now Medo. :( Stop dying nice bears.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 27 June 2014 14:28 (3 months ago) Permalink

Oh he was beautiful. The pic where he's chomping on the dog's ear kills me. Dog's just like wut? NBD.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 27 June 2014 14:28 (3 months ago) Permalink

medo say hi to tree

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 27 June 2014 14:36 (3 months ago) Permalink

This guy might just have been the cutest bear every I mean LOOK AT THAT.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 27 June 2014 14:46 (3 months ago) Permalink

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 12:33 (3 months ago) Permalink

Eeeep!!!

carl agatha, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 12:50 (3 months ago) Permalink

look how teeny tiny!

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 13:03 (3 months ago) Permalink

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 5 July 2014 07:20 (3 months ago) Permalink

Diggin' the scene with a gangsta lean.

nickn, Saturday, 5 July 2014 07:26 (3 months ago) Permalink

guys

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:00 (3 months ago) Permalink

He is having the best time!

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:00 (3 months ago) Permalink

and wearing a batman shirt!

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:02 (3 months ago) Permalink

Oh but this guy is sad because he popped the kiddie pool he found and it deflated. :(

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:04 (3 months ago) Permalink

hhahaa wkiw that bear

Strictly EZ Snappin' Nhex (Spottie), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:04 (3 months ago) Permalink

i saw a bear cub cross a road in new hampshire last week, basically the highlight of the year so far.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:10 (3 months ago) Permalink

!!!!!

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:35 (3 months ago) Permalink

SO JEALOUS

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:35 (3 months ago) Permalink

I once saw a bear cub in the wild. It was as cute as a bug's ear. It fell over when it saw me and did a forward somersault. Scared me half to death.

frog latin (Aimless), Friday, 11 July 2014 03:39 (3 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/ItsAvery/status/494666483570868224

i would like to research this but i don't think i'm going to search for 'shaved bear'

j., Thursday, 31 July 2014 02:46 (2 months ago) Permalink

poor dolores

Treeship, Thursday, 31 July 2014 04:03 (2 months ago) Permalink

bear (sticker in Facebook Messenger) say hi to me

DERE is no DERE DERE (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 1 August 2014 20:00 (2 months ago) Permalink

DERE is no DERE DERE (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 1 August 2014 20:00 (2 months ago) Permalink

omg

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 1 August 2014 20:21 (2 months ago) Permalink

I am very sad for dolores! I want to make her a bear suit. She looks very ashamed. Poor bear. I love her.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 1 August 2014 20:23 (2 months ago) Permalink

Wiat that's totally from like 5 years ago becasue I remember seeing those pictures and feeling bad for her then. I hope they figured it out.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 1 August 2014 20:23 (2 months ago) Permalink

Sadly, they didn't. Search "Dolores" here:

http://cutecrazyknut.blog.de/2011/09/20/wunderbaren-zoo-tage-leipzig-11885546/

StanM, Friday, 1 August 2014 22:29 (2 months ago) Permalink

RIP Dolores. :(

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Saturday, 2 August 2014 13:46 (2 months ago) Permalink

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 16 August 2014 09:57 (2 months ago) Permalink

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 13:01 (2 months ago) Permalink

~boop~

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 13:01 (2 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

*bites own paw*
*falls over*

resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 4 September 2014 03:39 (1 month ago) Permalink

aw, man.

I dunno. (amateurist), Thursday, 4 September 2014 18:12 (1 month ago) Permalink

http://youtu.be/kMkWuXk11Uk

Mute it because the cameraman is a douche

, Friday, 12 September 2014 16:06 (1 month ago) Permalink

JuliaA, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 00:00 (1 month ago) Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 22 September 2014 20:23 (1 month ago) Permalink

mookieproof, Sunday, 5 October 2014 21:40 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

important twitter account for friends of this thread

https://twitter.com/A_single_bear

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 13 October 2014 18:38 (1 week ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/A_single_bear

― cheese is never wrong (doo dah), Thursday, July 10, 2014 8:35 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:-/

peace, joy, pancake (doo dah), Monday, 13 October 2014 19:41 (1 week ago) Permalink

:/

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 15:13 (1 week ago) Permalink

:)

festival culture (Jordan), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 15:17 (1 week ago) Permalink

mookieproof, Friday, 24 October 2014 20:25 (2 days ago) Permalink


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