― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 April 2012 02:01 (1 year ago) Permalink
SAIL
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Friday, 27 April 2012 02:03 (1 year ago) Permalink
hi r
― the late great, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
er hi bear!
would you know my naaaaaaameif i saw you in heavenwill it be the sameif i saw you in heaveni must be strong, and carry oncause i know you don't belong,bear in heaven
― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Monday, December 7, 2009 2:01 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― johnny crunch, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
when he lies on his back my cat looks like this bear
― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 27 April 2012 21:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Hi, bear!"
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Sunday, 29 April 2012 19:43 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Bear, say hi to me!"
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
― Lee593 (Lee626), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:26 (1 year ago) Permalink
baby bear, you can drive my car
― Lee593 (Lee626), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:12 (1 year ago) Permalink
no person i know but im pretending im in the bathroom at mapco and little dude is all 'whats up?'
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
AHhhh!
I saw a playful young polar bear at the zoo the other day. He was doing tricks - so cute. Also, the chillest sun bear ever.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
― the late great, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:17 (1 year ago) Permalink
You guys have seen this, right? <3 <3 <3
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:20 (1 year ago) Permalink
wkiw that bear
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
Also this was the aforementioned chill bear I saw the other day. He was too busy reflexing Chicago stail to say hi to me:
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
waving bear is something else
― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:20 (1 year ago) Permalink
clicked the bear in heaven thread looking for the op image here, was sorely disappointed
― thomp, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
The falling bear has died: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-talk-falling-bear-killed-0505-20120504,0,1583053.story
― Jeff, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:25 (1 year ago) Permalink
:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:31 (1 year ago) Permalink
bear say bye to me
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
I'm disproportionately sad about this dumb bear dying.
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:37 (1 year ago) Permalink
ditto embarrassingly
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
fuck the pain away (on top of the body of the dead bear)
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
SO SAD
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
Really, quite a dumb bear, though.
― kate78, Friday, 4 May 2012 17:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
I like to think he was maybe just a v unlucky bear.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
first mca now bear wtf at this day already
― the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
Too soon?
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
well there's my new display name
― first mca now bear wtf at this day already (frogbs), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
this bear needs no meme phild
― the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:09 (1 year ago) Permalink
seriously
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:12 (1 year ago) Permalink
You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, May 4, 2012 4:20 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, May 4, 2012 4:20 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yes it also looks like an aristocratically dismissive wave too. like ok fck off, next car please...
― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:14 (1 year ago) Permalink
it is quite a wave, such a mocking bear
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
whatever otm it's just so amazing
That bear actually made The Today Show and I saw a segment about him. It wasn't a one off thing, he lives on a farm or something somewhere and learned to wave from all the people who would wave at him. People go there now specifically to get a wave from him.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 5 May 2012 13:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
Bear didn't learn to wave from this texting dude
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Saturday, 5 May 2012 14:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
good reflexes on that guy; i woulda stood and tried to figure out what was up
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 May 2012 18:52 (1 year ago) Permalink
Situation 2 - Bear has detected your presence, but is more than 100 m (350 ft) distant.
Your goal here is to act in such a way as to allow the bear to identify you, but to also let it know that you are no threat. Speak calmly so that it knows you are a human (their eyesight is quite poor). They will often quickly give ground to you once they identify you as human. If the situation permits, back away slowly, keeping a close eye on the bear. Otherwise, you may wish to detour around the bear, but in this case, detour upwind so that the bear can get your scent. Keep talking calmly. Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human.
― the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 19:54 (1 year ago) Permalink
^^ that advice is otm, for black bears especially (the only common bears in lower 48)
― Aimless, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human
me say hi to bear
― the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
Bears fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place
― epistantophus, Sunday, 6 May 2012 02:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
bears say hi to us
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 05:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
that's not you is it?!?
― the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 14:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
no.
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
bear take instagram photo of me, other bears
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
i was going to say, whoever took that photo is a MENTALIST
― the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
like if mama bear wanders out the forest behind you while you're taking that photo and you're between it and baby bears begging for food you're dead meat
― the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
oh hi bear
― the late great, Monday, 28 May 2012 21:54 (11 months ago) Permalink
Is he . . . is he scratching his balls?
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:28 (11 months ago) Permalink
He is like the bear Al Bundy.
*flush*
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 01:32 (11 months ago) Permalink
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/05/bear-swim-pool-monrovia.html
― mario bataille (get bent), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 17:57 (11 months ago) Permalink
!!!
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:03 (11 months ago) Permalink
ALSO:Fontana girl killed at her 16th-birthday party
Fontana girl killed at her 16th-birthday party
well that's a cheery pairing
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:07 (11 months ago) Permalink
Wildfire kills flock of teenagers near Chevy Chase
― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:14 (11 months ago) Permalink
The teens said the bear took its time and didn't seem too threatening, but that they weren't going to test that perception.
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:23 (11 months ago) Permalink
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kinda find the bear the least interesting thing about this.
― Fizzles, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:08 (11 months ago) Permalink
nice square bracket fizzles.
For those of you who have seen the infamous "cardboard bear" story from Cleveland's Fox 8 News: Fox 8 Does a Bear Story Without Embarrassing Themselves
― Brony! Broni! Broné! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:16 (11 months ago) Permalink
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 8 June 2012 03:27 (11 months ago) Permalink
OH MY GOD
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 8 June 2012 15:54 (11 months ago) Permalink
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:33 (10 months ago) Permalink
Wheeee!
― carl agatha, Friday, 6 July 2012 02:00 (10 months ago) Permalink
http://bigstory.ap.org/content/heat-wave-26
― higgs bosonned by a wite kid after a aol beef (get bent), Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:06 (10 months ago) Permalink
thread, bookmarked
― catbus otm (gbx), Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:17 (10 months ago) Permalink
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Thursday, April 26, 2012 9:03 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
LOL
― catbus otm (gbx), Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:20 (10 months ago) Permalink
― gonna send him to outer space, to hug another face (NickB), Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:27 (10 months ago) Permalink
there was only one set of paw prints on the beach because I ate u
― catbus otm (gbx), Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:35 (10 months ago) Permalink
― higgs bosonned by a wite kid after a aol beef (get bent), Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:38 (10 months ago) Permalink
^ and that's a sun bear
― contenderizer, Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:42 (10 months ago) Permalink
where is yr based god now
― catbus otm (gbx), Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:43 (10 months ago) Permalink
bearsed god
― carl agatha, Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:48 (10 months ago) Permalink
amanda bearsed god
― higgs bosonned by a wite kid after a aol beef (get bent), Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:52 (10 months ago) Permalink
I saw a very chill sun bear at the zoo in Chicago a couple months ago. They're awesome.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Saturday, 7 July 2012 20:09 (10 months ago) Permalink
that bear looked like me after i spent six hours in central park today
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 July 2012 02:55 (10 months ago) Permalink
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Sunday, 8 July 2012 17:24 (10 months ago) Permalink
a+ for alignment with thread title
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 July 2012 17:46 (10 months ago) Permalink
Omg
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Sunday, 8 July 2012 22:14 (10 months ago) Permalink
― catbus otm (gbx), Sunday, 8 July 2012 22:28 (10 months ago) Permalink
"You guys deliver?"
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 July 2012 23:14 (10 months ago) Permalink
"Hey, you guys need any help with your garbage?"
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Monday, 9 July 2012 01:39 (10 months ago) Permalink
bear get hi with me
― the late great, Monday, 9 July 2012 02:50 (10 months ago) Permalink
A friend and I spent about 30 mins watching the various waving bear vids on youtube. They're so amazing. Makes me want to go to Seattle specifically so that a bear can say hi to me irl.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 9 July 2012 12:37 (10 months ago) Permalink
It is nonstop bear action here, it's true.
― kate78, Monday, 9 July 2012 15:26 (10 months ago) Permalink
lol
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 9 July 2012 15:38 (10 months ago) Permalink
picture that my brother in law got from a trail cam that he found ten feet from where it was supposed to be up at the cabin
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 02:22 (9 months ago) Permalink
is that a brown bear eye and ear right above the 12?
― the late great, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 02:44 (9 months ago) Permalink
Black bear iirc
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 02:48 (9 months ago) Permalink
Ah!
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:04 (9 months ago) Permalink
BEARNELL
― I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 06:03 (9 months ago) Permalink
http://explore.org/#!/live-cams/player/brown-bear-salmon-cam-brooks-falls
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 27 July 2012 13:39 (9 months ago) Permalink
^ VERY relevant to ILX interest
;)
http://ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=3670824&boardid=58&threadid=270
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 27 July 2012 13:43 (9 months ago) Permalink
awww dat guy is snoozing
(also damn those claws are BIG)
shit between this and the freaking service dog puppy cam I think I could happily waste several hours today
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 27 July 2012 13:45 (9 months ago) Permalink
http://gawker.com/5931553/people-saying-hi-to-the-us-womens-gymnastics-team
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 3 August 2012 14:44 (9 months ago) Permalink
hi gymnasts!
what no chickenbears!?
― The Cheerfull Turtle (Latham Green), Friday, 3 August 2012 20:10 (9 months ago) Permalink
― thomp, Friday, 3 August 2012 20:17 (9 months ago) Permalink
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 6 August 2012 13:00 (9 months ago) Permalink
http://www.amysteinphoto.com/domesticated2.html
― koogs, Friday, 24 August 2012 14:23 (8 months ago) Permalink
owlbear eh?
― Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Friday, 24 August 2012 14:27 (8 months ago) Permalink
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 02:47 (8 months ago) Permalink
take it to the left!take it back now ... one hop this time!right foot let's stomp
CHA CHA SLIIIIIDE
― the late great, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 02:49 (8 months ago) Permalink
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 08:15 (8 months ago) Permalink
Without even playing that I knew it was gonna be the house bear bit. I would SO have a house bear.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 11:08 (8 months ago) Permalink
It's like bear waves, gets your attention, feels a little bashful cos you're looking at him, and then overcomes his nerves and does a jig. Amazing.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 12:46 (8 months ago) Permalink
I love that bear.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 12:50 (8 months ago) Permalink
So there's a bear stuck up a tree in the Cleveland suburb of Bedford Heights right now. And it has its own Twitter feed: http://twitter.com/bedfordbear
Also this is maybe not the ideal bear removal strategy:
― Darren Robocopsky (Phil D.), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 17:36 (8 months ago) Permalink
NO FUCK YOU STOP THAT
― the late great, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 17:43 (8 months ago) Permalink
Well, they TRIED sending in a cat.
― The Devils of Loudoun County (j.lu), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:07 (8 months ago) Permalink
hahah awwwwww
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:24 (8 months ago) Permalink
this is amazing
― jed_, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 19:48 (8 months ago) Permalink
ahhh! the description does not lie.
― rayuela, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 19:51 (8 months ago) Permalink
wasn't this already posted on this thread?
― the late great, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 19:56 (8 months ago) Permalink
probably!
― jed_, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 19:59 (8 months ago) Permalink
thus the neverending cycle of the cosmos - bear-ladder repeats ad infinitus
― Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:00 (8 months ago) Permalink
Oh yes it was. How do I know? BEcause I watched it about 10 times. It could have been the other bear thread though.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:23 (8 months ago) Permalink
it was an animated gif, no?
but it's not OH SHIT A BEAR as far as i can tell
― the late great, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:37 (8 months ago) Permalink
who the hell films dumpsters in the middle of nowhere all day
― Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:56 (8 months ago) Permalink
harmony korine HEYOOOOOOO
― the late great, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:00 (8 months ago) Permalink
lolz
― hail dayton (brownie), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 22:26 (8 months ago) Permalink
― Pat Ast vs Jean Arp (MaresNest), Saturday, 15 September 2012 20:00 (8 months ago) Permalink
omg i love bears so much
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 15 September 2012 20:05 (8 months ago) Permalink
― the late great, Saturday, 15 September 2012 20:06 (8 months ago) Permalink
http://www.bearsmart.com/resources/north-american-bears/communication
― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 September 2012 21:51 (8 months ago) Permalink
― the late great, Saturday, 15 September 2012 22:00 (8 months ago) Permalink
bear says hi to cat
― jbn, Saturday, 15 September 2012 23:02 (8 months ago) Permalink
Cat win.
― Jeff, Saturday, 15 September 2012 23:15 (8 months ago) Permalink
the best part is toward the end where the cat turns around to face the camera for a victory pose then turns back to beat the shit out of the bear for one last time
― jbn, Saturday, 15 September 2012 23:47 (8 months ago) Permalink
worst animal friends
― the late great, Sunday, 16 September 2012 01:52 (8 months ago) Permalink
bear crosses the road ...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0c5_1272429288
― jbn, Sunday, 16 September 2012 02:46 (8 months ago) Permalink
― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:57 (6 months ago) Permalink
<3
― Bout to go Jethro TULL on that ass (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:57 (6 months ago) Permalink
( ^_^)／
― carl agatha, Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:59 (6 months ago) Permalink
OMG HI BEAR
― ENBB, Thursday, 25 October 2012 13:32 (6 months ago) Permalink
ahem
― ENBB, Monday, 19 November 2012 14:32 (6 months ago) Permalink
"Incredible footage of BBC cameraman and hungry polar bear"
― koogs, Monday, 7 January 2013 18:31 (4 months ago) Permalink
That bear really wants to say hi.
― kate78, Monday, 7 January 2013 18:59 (4 months ago) Permalink
― comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 17 January 2013 09:51 (4 months ago) Permalink
biologically not a bear says hi to us
― Aimless, Friday, 18 January 2013 02:15 (4 months ago) Permalink
Wikipedia says giant pandas are bears.
― carl agatha, Friday, 18 January 2013 13:25 (4 months ago) Permalink
bear say hi after a long nap
Palle-Jooseppi, a male brown bear of Ranua Zoo, begins to wake up after winter hibernation in Ranua on February 23, 2012.
― Plasmon, Monday, 28 January 2013 16:16 (3 months ago) Permalink
― Plasmon, Monday, 28 January 2013 16:17 (3 months ago) Permalink
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-fucking-love-cocaine-cocaine-bear
― an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 January 2013 16:21 (3 months ago) Permalink
Hi, sleepy bear!
― carl agatha, Monday, 28 January 2013 16:24 (3 months ago) Permalink
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 22:54 (2 months ago) Permalink
aw, i miss knut
― the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 01:25 (2 months ago) Permalink
I think he's actually saying hi to that guy over there
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 01:27 (2 months ago) Permalink
he's like "Yeah, that's a great post you're ma...excuse me a sec...OH HEY! HOW ARE YOU!"
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 01:28 (2 months ago) Permalink
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 19:11 (2 months ago) Permalink
Hi, Bear.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 16:10 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/alaska-man-fights-off-bear-walks-away-minor-100049041.html
― deeznuggz (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 16:16 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
have a seat xp
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 16:16 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
polar bear has been expecting me
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 16:17 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
"The deceased bear was released to a local charity."
― koogs, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 16:26 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
yeah, a little weird, but ppl eat bear in AK, nbd
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 17:55 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
bear say HIGH to me
http://elitedaily.com/news/world/bears-russia-addicted-jet-fuel-sniff-high-pass/
― koogs, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 16:17 (1 week ago) Permalink
:-(
― the late great, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 16:21 (1 week ago) Permalink
― UTW, USA, ILX LIFER (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 16:52 (1 week ago) Permalink