abysmal real names

tanner flake

Beryl Sprinkel

jonjo shelvey

:D

Spanky deBrest

Ed Balls

tin jedvaj

All of these are good names. Except maybe Ed Balls.

kirsten flipkens

every baby born with a name spelled "Aidyn"

Aidyn Jaden Brayden Kayden

just found out our house sitter's name is McKensie Phillips

Acquaintance of a friend is naming her daughter Kynaidegh. Pronounced Kennedy apparently.

oy

marcus mumford

a girl in one of my courses last semester was named "LoveRa", pronounced "luhv-RAH"

used to work with someone that had the (Dutch) last name of Updegrave, her brother was named 'Doug', srsly

there's a poet named Allison Benis White

Marvin Ducksch

Stephen Yaxley-Lennon

paul potts

nick ferrari

yeah i hate him and his shit name (nico smith would be shit too)

Vance Blanc

Tony Discipline

Sab Deol said he was punched twice by Discipline inside the VIP area at the club, prompting his cousin to intervene.

Both men said they had done nothing to provoke the attack.

Discipline smiled and nodded at the jury as he was released from the dock to join his parents, who wept with joy.

He shouted “Yes” before hugging girlfriend Jacqueline Jossa, 19, who plays Lauren Branning in the BBC soap.

Had the case not been thrown out she had been due to give evidence in support of Discipline.

http://www.192.com/atoz/people/surnames/discipline/50/

fuck, i love finding out about rare english surnames

the d1ciplines are mostly clustered around welling, rochester, thamesmead and other estuarial pleasure palaces

r1cky and c0nstance probably my favourites

tony d is just a vile name though

sidcup's w4yne d1scipline is verging on something that glib little fuckboy martin amis might have contrived

gav indiscipline is quite good

you shd come and live in the SE outposts nakhers

cultural bouillabaisse beyond compare

Beryl Sprinkel

Beryl Sprinkel

― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 23:48 (4 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lj you could get an incisive and coruscating sunday broadsheet article by tracking the disciplines around their endz

go to the post office and put up a sheet of tattered quarto with a single scrawled inscription IS THIS THE END FOR MR DISCIPLINE

Beryl Wayne Sprinkel (November 20, 1923 – August 22, 2009)[1] was a member of the Executive Office of the US President and chairman of the Council of Economic Advisors (CEA) between April 4, 1985 and January 21, 1989,[2] during the Reagan administration.

haha you didn't tell us there was a WAYNE in the middle

Discipline and Greenwich

Orly Taitz

Imogen Poots

Imogen Gay Poots

Imogen Heap too

Lol Creme

Joey Essex. I genuinely thought that was a nickname until today.

Justin Lookadoo

Donny Dugdale
Mickeylee Macken

are two that just came up at work. Awful.

rooney mara

I've become accustomed to that one

blake bortles

Donny Dugdale
Mickeylee Macken

are two that just came up at work. Awful.

― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 14:54 (3 months ago)

lol

dutch speed skater FREEK VAN DER WART

Ha'Sean "Ha Ha" Clinton-Dix

I used to work at a place with guy named Dick Blunt.

bryan cristante

Tosaint Ricketts

literally everyone with the forename Dane

Dordt got 18 from Cliff Warner and Chris Sievers and Trevor Wolterstorff had 17. Brady Lollman struck for 27 on 10-13 shooting and Dane Bacon got 18 while converting 4-6 three-point shots.

Three Dane Laws on LinkedIn, sadly no Dane Gelds.

I have a friend named C@ndy whose sisters are named H0lly and T!ns3l, not even kidding

cauley woodrow

Volker Struth

I think I reeled back from the screen a little there.

probably fine if you happen to be German?

volker is the onomastic reduction of nationalism-volkism -- Old High German folc "folk" + heri "army"; cognate to Fulcher, an obsolete name used in England in the Middle Ages

Fulcher became Fulker in England.

doug loft

there was a college baseball player named Quintavious Drains who i was hoping would make it to the majors but seems like it hasn't happened

Reince Priebus is still the reigning king of abysmal names imo

I still can't believe that is a real name

i went to his wikipedia page to hear how his name is pronounced and every time it's kinda shocking how bad it is
you can't say it without sounding like him, which is rather alarming

/ɹəints pɹiybəs/

Rents Prius

Rants Prebus

It's his lizard name he just forgot to change it before running for public office.

lol totally

there was a college baseball player named Quintavious Drains who i was hoping would make it to the majors but seems like it hasn't happened

― ciderpress, Tuesday, April 15, 2014 4:45 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

As a consolation prize you can have Cleveland Browns player Barkevious Mingo.

Barkevious has an older brother called Hughtavious

the only one of those that is actively bad is hughtavious

quintavious drains is a bit of a curate's egg

Jadeveon Clowney

Beeb Bertles, George McArdle, Graeham Goble, 3/5 of the OG Little River Band

Quintavious Drains sounds like a supporting character from Gormenghast

speaking of NFL players, I always liked Yancey Thigpen because of his unusual name. He was a Steelers player IIRC.

Thurman Munson (sic?). Even as a kid the name made me flinch.

I have a friend named B@rby who married a guy with the last name "B@rb@ra"

having @ signs in your name is pretty abysmal, yeah

i hate the name b4rb4r4 on its own

from Latin barbaria "foreign country," from Greek barbaros "foreign, strange, ignorant," from PIE root *barbar- echoic of unintelligible speech of foreigners (compare Sanskrit barbara- "stammering," also "non-Aryan," Latin balbus "stammering," Czech blblati "to stammer").

Well im sure someone somewhere named Barbara hates your name.

i was told how to pronounce 'nakhchivan' recently

can remember having an argument with my latin teacher about that etymology when i was about 13, he vociferously argued against the onomatopoeic root

how should one pronounce it then? xp

na-ker-hee-chee-van, basically - two extra syllables where you don't rly expect them

did a russian tell you that

no, but it was an englishman of about 60 years whom i know well, and who happens to be genuinely knowledgeable about indo-european history & cultures

essentially i respect everything he says, and there is a small handful of people i would say this about - he might be one of 2 or 3 individuals perhaps

the best approximation to an english speaker is probably the fifth one here afaik

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nakhchivan_Autonomous_Republic#Etymology

^ correct afaik

cressida bonas

See also Chelsy Davy.

nakh u heard the snl joke on her name, right?

lol, no?

can't find vid but here's a (weird-ass) transcript

http://www.hollywood.com/news/tv/55037179/weekend-update-snl-bruce-willis

Henrique Buss

toni polster

was in a car today after cricket and the girls in the back were discussing a friend of theirs called Libbs and I thought of this thread

maybe it's lewis scooter libby?

I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby [a] (born August 22, 1950; first name generally given as Irve,[b] sometimes Irving)[1]

oh that's repulsive. belongs here

his name is routinely disparaged and thus it would be trite to include it here

just imagining him as a member of a cricket team and his cricket m8s would call him libbs

haha

libbo

1950 births
American government officials convicted of crimes
American Jews
American lawyers
American perjurers
Assistants to the President of the United States
Chiefs of Staff to the Vice President of the United States
Columbia Law School alumni
Disbarred lawyers
Living people
Pennsylvania Democrats
Pennsylvania Republicans
People associated with the Plame affair
People convicted of making false statements
People convicted of obstruction of justice
People from McLean, Virginia
People from New Haven, Connecticut
Phillips Academy alumni
Reagan Administration personnel
Recipients of American presidential clemency
Yale University alumni

exeter or andover?

*i hardly knew 'er joke implied*

American perjurers

Toni Garrn

Mate Males

Idaho Gov. Butch Otter

abysmal or amazing, can't decide

whoooa

North West

It gets better: Butch Otter's wife's name is "Gay." Butch and Gay Otter.

ex-wife, that is

I saw an artist's name at a gallery show recently listed as Page Turner.

It gets better: Butch Otter's wife's name is "Gay." Butch and Gay Otter.

― Diddley Hollyberry (Phil D.), Monday, May 19, 2014 11:27 AM (3 hours ago)

are you shitting me

BOISE — U.S. Magistrate Judge Candy W. Dale has denied Gov. Butch Otter's motion for a stay on her decision overturning Idaho's ban on same-sex marriages.

butch in the streets, otter in the sheets

lol

Crystal Metheney, arrested for shooting a missile into a car.

http://jezebel.com/woman-who-shot-missile-into-car-has-most-florida-name-e-1589467389?utm_campaign=socialflow_jezebel_facebook&utm_source=jezebel_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

Elon Musk

Wayne Payne, 31, (inset) was travelling at 61mph when he hit Cameron Ward (main picture), who was riding his bicycle alongside his parents in Erdington, Birmingham on April 1 last year. Unemployed Payne was sentenced to five years in prison and banned from driving for five years. A judge had bailed the killer driver over the weekend on 'compassionate grounds' so he could see his two young daughters before being jailed. But just minutes later Payne, of Erdington, argued with Cameron's grieving relatives outside court.

Tory Burch

Kent Swig

Busan Haeundae Doosan We’ve the Zenith is a complex of three residential towers which were completed in 2011.

Diego Armando Valentin Contento

Kike (footballer, born 1989)
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
For another Spanish footballer, see Kike (footballer, born 1988)

Golf pro Dick Mast

Dale Bolinger, 58, chatted online with 14-year-old about sex acts he would perform on her before beheading and eating her

Kent Weed

http://m.stv.tv/news/west-central/288825-toddlers-found-safe-and-well-after-going-missing-with-parents/

Tojo and Willie Boy O'Neill, ostensibly abysmal but I admire the audacity

Antonio Brack Egg

Malky Mackay

Adolf Hutter

had call just now to browse the website of an artist called Indigo Violet Larkin. was going to post it to 'great real names' until I discovered she'd made it up and was actually called Mar Shro, which is the reason I'm posting itt

Huh, I think the latter is a much better name than the sickly twee former.

^^^^^^^^^

although both names are pretty bad

Sammie Szmodics

Wulfert Cornelius van Ginkel

wulf wulf wulf

Ol' Wulfcorn.

Jonson Clarke-Harris

two body parts sandwiching a Clarke

Mansfield Town have signed striker Rakish Bingham.
Mansfield Town FC
@mansfieldtownfc
BREAKING NEWS: Stags sign striker on transfer deadline day. Read more at mansfieldtown.net

not sure abt this one
ra'kish is one thing but people are going to pronounce this 'rakish' in the hogarth sense

Yanic Wildschut

i made a pun about that name on the charlton forum earlier

'has foot, wildschut'

i don't deserve to live

http://i.imgur.com/V56oFwE.png

Niki Dige Zimling

akiem hicks

Meneko Spigner McBeth.

Shaleum Narval "Shay" Logan

Bartle Frere, 50, from Bridport, Dorset, allegedly arranged to meet the young teenagers during stop-overs in India then had sex with them in his hotel room

Mark Reckless
Brooks Newmark

tick

Leander Dendoncker

Daley Sinkgraven

Elgin Hychew

I don't know her full name, but I used to work with a guy who had both the last name Horr and a daughter that I felt deeply sorry for.

Alo Bärengrub

A Tuckerton man was sentenced to 219 months in federal prison on Friday after posing as a teenage girl online and having young boys send him nude photos, authorities said.

Stanley Zdon III, 28, was sentenced for conspiracy to produce child pornography, according to the U.S. Attorney’s Office.

Gaz Coombes

Hamilton Wadsworth Meserve

Handschuhsheim, (kurpfälzisch: Hendesse[1] [ˈhɛndəsə]) ist der bevölkerungsreichste Stadtteil von Heidelberg.

Tonya Cornett

Brinsley Le Poer Trench, 8th Earl of Clancarty

actually almost everyone on this page http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Pseudohistorians

Augustus Le Plongeon

Oscar Kiss Maerth

Auberon Waugh

Loftus Becker

i did a search for the most abysmal name that could hypothetically exist; there is no one living with the name "Percival Snert"

sadly

jordon mutch

meghan trainor

^^ that is the name of a girl appearing in a high school homecoming group photo with two other girls wearing shiny dresses doing the "charlie's angels" pose and smiling toothily

i think i had an elementary school teacher w/ the name trainor/trainer

Behati Prinsloo

Athletic pubalgia, also called the sports hernia,[1] hockey hernia,[2] hockey groin,[1] Gilmore's Groin,[1] or groin disruption[3

half surprised there doesn't seem to be a band called Groin Disruption

Ferdinand Zvonimir Maria Balthus Keith Michael Otto Antal Bahnam Leonhard Habsburg-Lothringen

Durga McBroom-Hudson

Sophus Bugge

Sir Felix Semen

Surprise Sithole

Dayrell Montague Crackanthorpe (1871-1950), Diplomat to Belgrade, Athens, Madrid and Guatemala City

Francis Leveson Bertie, 1st Viscount Bertie of Thame GCB, GCMG, GCVO, PC (/ˈbɑrtɪ əv ˈteɪm/ "barty of tame";[1]

Chedwyn Michael "Ched" Evans

Jan Assmann (author of Das Kulturelle Gedächtnis: Schrift, Erinnerung und Politische Identität in frühen Hochkulturen)

Jeffrey "Jeff" Schlupp (German pronunciation: [ˈdʒɛ.fʀiː ˈʃlʊp]; born 23 December 1992) is a professional footballer

So German pronunciation same as English

Ricki Mudd

Alexander Duie Pyle

http://i.imgur.com/Bnuav4r.png

Daryl Janmaat

I kind of like Janmaat for reminding me of the entertaining 80s Hindi crime thriller Janbaaz starring Dimple Kapedia, who I think would be a worthier entry in this thread.

Mother of Twinkle Khanna for good measure.

Which has led me to discover than Janmaat near as damn it means 'public opinion' in Hindi.

have to concur wrt Dimple Kapedia

Boyd Byron Broadwater

thread-opening name is making me lol so much, it sounds like a name from my hometown

there was someone named tanner swicegood there iirc

There's someone at my job named W@lkiri@ Kirkc0nnell. It kills me every single time I see it.

Anyone have the URL for Dimplekapedia? Wanted to check some info on dimples real quick.

shay given has a son called shayne

Diego ‘Chavo’ Fucks Argentinian football writer

http://i.imgur.com/rz6Uy7Z.jpg

Dean Marney

Dean Moxey

Thorsten Balsam

balsam is good. not great in that combo tho

It is commonly known as the harlequin ladybird (because it occurs in numerous colour forms). It is also known in North America as the multicolored Asian lady beetle, and (because it invades homes in October in preparation for overwintering) as Halloween lady beetle.[1][2]

http://www.fistreeminternational.com/images/logo.gif

http://www.fistreeminternational.com/images/logo-international.gif

pablo schreiber

Archulious Buttars Archibald

Che Zach Everton Fred Adams

I was wondering whether his parents were RATM fans.

Unity Valkyrie Mitford (

Cliff Crown

Robert Kenedy Nunes do Nascimento (born 8 February 1996 in Santa Rita do Sapucaí), commonly known as Kenedy, is a Brazilian footballer who plays as a striker for Fluminense.[1]

Zanny Minton Beddoes

Indy Boonen

Clayton E. Butt

hmm actually not bad since "Butt" really limits one's options and Clayton is a pretty good choice overall.

Ellen Doody-Jones

Clemency Margaret Greatrex 'Clemmie' Burton-Hill

Redvers Barnard abused six girls over three decades during which time he claimed he was a 'white witch' with the power to heal people

Vonlee Titlow

Bub Asman

Sthefany Brito and her brother Kayky.

Blidi Wreh-Wilson

Dale Vince v Elon Musk: electric car tsars at war over motorway charging stations

Bowe Bergdahl

Alice McJunkin

Jade Catta-Preta

Madison Bumgarner

Neon Maflin

hey buddy you mighta taken a wrong turn back there or somethin, i think you meant to post that on Great Real Names

in no way whatsoever

charlton have a youth trialist atm named anfernee dijksteel, which I have many conflicting thoughts about

okay so it's a horse but

Dick Tayto

http://philosophy.uchicago.edu/faculty/moati.html

legend

did i do that right

yeah

i was unsucceessfully looking for a pdf of a book about moaty, but i found a book by moati on the derrida/searle arguments and started reading that instead

there's also http://apps.bond.edu.au/staff/profile.asp?s_id=248

Honorary Doctorate of the University - The University of Newcastle

http://i.imgur.com/zRMcjwX.jpg

Audrina Patridge

Jack Grealish

Mitchell-Elijah Weiser[1]

Coventry Patmore

I vacillated on that one

How wretched of Mr. and Mrs. Weiser[1] to name their child that!

hehehehehehe

sadly,

regards,

Mitchell-Elijah Fucking Cunting Twatting Weiser[!]

r u ok hun x

the most caring member of the Nation of Islam

Mar 23, 2015 - PORT Vale are scouting Solihull Moors striker Omar Bogle as they consider a move for the 22-year-old in the summer. The 6ft 2in hit-man has ...

http://www.youtube.com/user/ATryn100

Caught the end of Crimewatch before the news last week and they were looking for a sex offender called Ryan Humpage.

one-time Warwickshire wicketkeeper Geoff of that surname is maybe even better (worse)

'Ramon Menon, 17, is studying for his AS Levels at St. Paul's School in Barnes. "Everyone at school discusses the election,' he says. 'But they just support the Conservatives because their parents do. I think there's something morally repugnant about voting Tory."'

(ukip youth member)

Sir Dingle Foot MP

Geoff Hoon

Fred Nind is the author of Pet Owner's Guide to the Snake (4.00 avg rating, 1 rating, 0 reviews, published 2003)

a friend of mine was responding to a letter he got from a lawyer named 'Weiner Cadet, Jr.'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hughe_Knatchbull-Hugessen

a trail of breadcrumbs provided by a student of mine has led to the following

http://www.vivino.com/users/portyp

Boff Whalley

xp If only Porty were overweight and from the Pacific Northwest. Portland's portly Porty Portsmouth-Layton.

Every time I come across the name of this young British tennis player, I imagine her parents indulged in a lame Katy Did / Katy Didn't-related pun.

not a real name but Ayn Rand (itself shit) choosing to name her principal character Dagny Taggart

Sounds like an intrepid college news reporter as written by a 14 year old.

zipporah lisle-mainwaring

Michael Anthony Nutter (born June 29, 1957) is the 98th/124th and current Mayor of Philadelphia.

Cloyd Reed Allred

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/birdnestsoup/smelt.jpg

http://www.convilleandwalsh.com/index.php/authors/author/digby-warde-aldam/

Jefre Cantu-Ledesma

I know that guy

It was bound to happen sooner or later.

True, there are only a finite number of abysmal real names

belgian wta players (#1 already itt)

1. Kirsten Flipkens (71 Increase2) 2. Yanina Wickmayer (78 Increase1) 3. Alison Van Uytvanck (93 Decrease5) 4. An-Sophie Mestach (111 Increase4) 7. Klaartje Liebens (309 Decrease1)

#6 has quite a good name (ysaline bonaventure)

An-Sophie Mestach

even if she had a mestachtomy she would still have an abysmal name

yeah, the An is ludicrous

it seems like some sort of ancient prefix for a member of royalty

houdt de meme leven: an-sophie's verbrand could be a goer on de subjectivisten

Siulolovao Challons-Lipton

Noelle Gallagher

lol

Hylton Rubinstein

i like that, a classic old fashioned jewish name

Patience Drake Roggensack

Taylor Harry Fritz

Ron Sexsmith

“What we can look at is all the data surrounding our own athlete, Mo Farah: blood data, supplements data – everything surrounding his medical treatment,” Warner told Radio 4’s Today programme.

“We’re in charge of that. We run that from the UK, through Neil Black, our performance director, Barry Fudge, who’s our endurance expert."

M. Eugene Boring

Vera Cuntz, M.A. (*1979 in Darmstadt) ist wissenschaftliche Mitarbeiterin der Filmwissenschaft im Rahmen des Forschungsprojekts International Women’s Film Research Networks (IWFRN) an der Johannes Gutenberg-Universität Mainz.

Bruce Cakebread

"I really liked the sound of my wife's name - Rowan Martin - and didn't want to spoil that with her changing it."

Middle initial N?

Cole Hammer, for fuck's sake

Cole Hammer

Lulu Lulu

from Honolulu

Big fan of Honey Booboo

Do not get what is abysmal with any of nakh's wta names of a month ago (tho I can see why "Kirsten Flipkens" may be felt as unbeawably tuthe, at a stretch). Does nakh fear lower germanic dialects?

Just learned why a distant in-law of mine uses a Facebook alias - real name is Jim Crow :\

Lauren Holiday

c'mon Barry fudge is an awesome name.

Dr Elferink-Stinkens

Jean-Luc Schmutz

Going through an email list at work found an address for a dude named Mohammed Israel.

Toss Gascoigne

cyrus engineer

Engineer is a pretty common Indian surname - a lot of Parsi people adopted their job titles as surnames when they emigrated to India (see also Farokh Engineer, Navin Engineer, etc).

Also Nazneen Contractor, and so on.

bizarro gazzara with the wrongest post yet to this thread

It's pretty pedestrian for a Parsi name tbh.

http://i.imgur.com/Yw5kMeH.jpg

Yeah there's a correspondent on the Nightly Show with the surname "Treasurywalla." Awesome.

Real or Key and Peele Dept:
NY Jets cornerback Buster Skrine
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CH4RXimWsAALRFj.jpg

debated between putting this on the 'abysmal' or 'great' thread, guess it depends what you're looking for in life

'brittany glidewell'

Robert Deatherage

http://www.kpho.com/story/29765418/fbi-militia-members-moonlighted-as-drug-cash-rip-crew

http://i.imgur.com/Pev0aex.jpg

(morbid story this is from)

Rupert Friend.

space shuttle pilot dick truly

Truly, madly, Dickly

Zane D. Memeger, the United States attorney in Philadelphia who brought the charges, did not elaborate on the decision to drop the case.

bonar bradberry

Kenedy

to add insult to the pointblank entry wounds

Robert Kenedy Nunes do Nascimento (born 8 February 1996 in Santa Rita do Sapucaí), commonly known as Kenedy, is a Brazilian footballer who plays as a striker for Fluminense.[1]

― no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 17:21 (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

too ecstatic at corbyn to use ctrl-f

tempted to reverse judgment on this one though: misspelling of keneddy goes from bathetic to sublime when one considers it is the sinister backroom schemer bobby rather than the eternal hausfrau's favourite being 'hommaged'

remember when the story was circulated that maicon douglas whatever was a bastardized tribute to mikey d

He does not know when or how the rumour started, just that he has heard it all his life and it is not true. Maicon Douglas's name may have an assonance with a certain Hollywood actor, but the Inter Milan right-back was definitely NOT named after the star of Basic Instinct and a host of other big-screen blockbusters.

"My parents aren't film buffs, I don't even know if they know who he is," the Brazilian told Gazzetta dello Sport in 2008. "It's just funny because this urban myth, that my parents were such fans of Michael Douglas that they named me after him, has been around for a decade. "Everybody assumes it's true and, until now, nobody has asked me if it is."

lol i thought you meant the beastie boy for a sec there

Roger Fuckebythenavele

astro teller

looking up crazy shit on familysearch, part 147358:

Hitler Mussolini Henderson
Event Type: Birth
Event Date: 1939
Event Place: Clear Creek, Mecklenburg, North Carolina
Gender: Male
Race: Colored
Father's Name: Earnest Henderson
Mother's Name: Katie Mae Henderson

his parents apparently had second thoughts, because they reported his name as Andrew in the 1940 census.

Ezequiel Ham

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

Ha'Sean "Ha Ha" Clinton-Dix
― Joyeux animaux de la misère (nakhchivan), Wednesday, March 5, 2014 12:14 AM

also from "Great Real Names":

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Saturday, April 26, 2014 2:02 AM

that was two months before he became a first round draft pick and an overplayed entrant in notable names lists/featurettes for all eternity

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this stuff forever

http://www.comedycentral.co.uk/quiz/articles/nfl-player-or-dorset-village

Not surprising that he's been mentioned already. Ah sure, we'd be here all day naming NFL players

Ted Tork of White Cloud, a non-Amish friend of the clan, owns and operates the bus, helping transport Amish families as the need arises, Hochstetler said.

Becky Ruud

Willoughby Bertie, 4th Earl of Abingdon (16 January 1740 – 26 September 1799) was an English peer and music patron.[1]

The song was produced by Essex Buddha with Hat Ritson as sample replay producer.

Rat Hitson

Kumble Subbaswamy

Seymour Cocks

Born in Darlington, Cocks was educated at Plymouth College and became a journalist. He joined the Independent Labour Party and wrote several tracts for the party and for the Union of Democratic Control. He stood unsuccessfully for Maidstone in the 1923 general election. He was elected to the safe seat of Broxtowe in the 1929 general election.

After World War II it was revealed that he had been placed on the 'Special Search List G.B' of prominent subjects to be arrested by the Nazis had they succeeded in invading Britain.

wiki says that his full name was Frederick Seymour Cocks, so I suppose he chose to go by 'Seymour Cocks'?

that's probably all what the einsatzgruppen saw when they put him in the black book.

still can't get over the fact that there's an Indian domestic cricketer literally called Sachin Baby, averaging 25.85 in FC cricket

this, fwiw, is like there being a footballer literally government named Mini Messi who played for Sunderland and got the occasional assist

The Prince George’s County Police Department said an officer shot and killed a suspect during a struggle on Friday night.
Officials said the unidentified officer was on patrol near Brooks Drive and Marlboro Pike when he heard a car crash and went to investigate. As he arrived, he saw a suspect, Asshams Pharoah Manley, 30, of Forestville, running away from the crash scene.

D@m0n C0ck3rh@m

as I was looking at my inbox...

Karlan Laughton Ahearne-Grant

surely middlenamed for the legendary night of the hunter director

is he any good

KL4GZ

he's difficult to describe. pacy, has a touch but lacks strength or composure for now - like the ghost of a promising forward

http://i.imgur.com/16saawo.png

orlando pownall

Rubinald Rofino Pronk

Hunter Hunt-Hendrix

http://fritzkbitz.ndp.ca/

Triceton Bickford

Ianthe Butt

Saw a facebook discussion where someone expressed confusion about having a student named "Pepsi", followup comments referred to a kid someone knew with the first name "Alpacino".

jim bob cooter

Ryan Tedder

Someone brought up Nevaeh to me as a terrible name the other day.

It didn't immediately strike me as that bad until I realized it's heaven backwards.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41RCUHW5pIL._SX313_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

Jan Jambon has been criticized for having given a speech in 2001 during the 50th birthday of Sint-Maartensfonds, an association of former Flemish soldiers who were fighting alongside Nazi Germany troops on the Eastern front during World War II.

Benjamin H. Grumbles

Jenchesky Santiago

Shidi Wang

I swear I did not make this name up

take it to 'scurrilous transliterations' pal

the forename jenchesky obviously giving me painful halcyon memories of charlton premiership teamsheets

lol i just went & searched for a transliterations thread, which doesn't exist.

my roommate is named robert, which in the khmer language roughly transliterates to "find and suck". so, he asks cambodians to just call him rob.

Stephen Leather

Just Jaeckin, director of Emmanuelle and Story of O.

the producer on this bbc show is called "Rowland Stone"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b011f53j

Wonder how does that feel

John Smith

Buck Sexton[1] is an American radio host, conservative political commentator, author, and former intelligence officer with the Central Intelligence Agency.[3] His work has appeared in a number of prominent conservative publications including TheBlaze, National Review[4] and The Washington Times.[5]

Buck Sexton was born and raised in the upper east side of Manhattan. His elementary school years were spent at St. David's School followed by Regis High School, a private Jesuit university-preparatory school. After primary school, Sexton attended Amherst College in Massachusetts. He graduated cum laude in 2004 with a Bachelor of Arts in Political Science.[6]

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/636021928738713600/PYKcEyqC.jpg

A 21-year-old man appeared at Bristol Magistrates' Court this morning charged with raping and grooming a 12-year-old girl.

Jack Smoothy, from Yate, is charged with raping the girl between September 30 and October 31. He is also charged with grooming the girl after allegedly contacting her on more than one occasion.

The grooming charge relates to activity on social media, while the alleged rape occurred in the Bristol area.

Dressed in a white t-shirt, silver chain and grey track-suit bottoms, Smoothy spoke only to confirm his full name and age.

nominative determinism in action

jagged edges, smoothy centre

i mean that might be the worst name of all time

irl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSGiZQHXfdI

https://twitter.com/Gazchambers8/status/658342765487616001

after watching all of jack smoothy's video with interest i had to look up yate bc i didn't know where it was and lo http://www.ilivehere.co.uk/yate-bristol-hell-hole.html

i'm watching this in astonishment

nakhers could you somehow intercut this with ill manors

XD

point taken

Tino-Sven Sušić

Dell Loy Hansen

Kedron Bardwell

Domhnall Gleeson

Apparently there's a county in Virginia called Tazewell. I saw it on a story that the sheriffs there were putting "In God We Trust" on their cars.

http://wjhl.com/2016/01/25/tazewell-co-sheriffs-office-to-put-in-god-we-trust-on-patrol-cars/

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/945319487d166f2013892d24ba84d40d92521d1c/0_0_1792_1192/master/1792.jpg?w=1920&q=85&auto=format&sharp=10&s=6b39afd59a7d8d901e47e1cca5c69cce

Had to check that this was his real name, and it is his real name, Slobodan Despot

Dr. Harold Watson "Hal" Gowdy, Jr.
Harold Watson "Trey" Gowdy III

abysmal real people

Duf Sundheim

caught this on netflix
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqWJCKgCAAAyvBd.jpg:medium

not my screenshot but i mean i saw that show and he was on it

Abysmal unreal names, generated by training a recurrent neural network on a corpus of real baby names: http://cs.stanford.edu/people/karpathy/namesGenUnique.txt

see http://karpathy.github.io/2015/05/21/rnn-effectiveness/

That list is amazing. Favorites I've found so far: Slimele, Delimeet, Aborta, and Dome.

Bendrick, Barbad, Prat, Bloafrey, Craskie...

All my future character names are coming from this list.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/P20L5oqKH4g/hqdefault.jpg

Aurora Starbuck

Racky Plews

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Jackendoff

Ruud Wank

Now that I can get into

Cheyenne Armani Keanu "Chey" Dunkley

Muldene "Dene" Smuts

YOUNG J. BOOZER, III

Karl Darlow

Cody Cropper

Perry Kitchen

Tim Ream

Kellyn Acosta

Mix Diskerud

Brek Shea

Wil Trapp

Matt Besler

Matt Polster

Arthur Prysock

Stefan Jaimy Struve

I held a couple chairs on Saturday for a woman with a son named Bono and a daughter named (I swear, unless I misheard it) Yoni.

Edible dormouse (Glis glis)

oh dear lord

http://gayhorney.lnfre.com

Norbert Hofer

https://twitter.com/alyssaspiering/status/615252170204561408

:)

some legends among their number

https://imgur.com/TQdfm4x

Hahaha

Bound to happen

His wife, Savilla Stoltzfus, is charged with endangering the welfare of a child.

Madisan Hinkhouse

Tab Pigg

Rougned Odor

Piers Wenger

Dick Swaab

Brynn Fronk

Ernest Belcher

Usa volleyball olypimian Destinee Hooker

Alan Boobis, professor of biochemical pharmacology at Imperial College London,

Schalk Burger

just found a guy whose first name is "Anal" in my company directory. yikes

Tatnall Hillman

Matt Schlapp

Just found out that old time Hollywood actor Robert Taylor's real name was Spangler Brugh

Jo Bonger

I learned that there is an English folk singer named Fay Hields

Survivor of the Miami nightclub bombings, Angel Colon

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36532264

This one is difficult to swallow (ho ho), but I have provided photographic evidence, Herman K. Phlegm,

https://images.tandf.co.uk/common/jackets/amazon/978142007/9781420071887.jpg

Not quite as bad but rather him than me nonetheless, Link C. Jaw,

http://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1348627696i/9321760._UY400_SS400_.jpg

Co-author's name probably worse

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/birdnestsoup/pav.jpg

nice cat tho

Merhyle Franklin Spotts,

https://pictures.abebooks.com/isbn/9780132005937-us-300.jpg

Allan J. Organ

http://pictures.abebooks.com/isbn/9781860580109-us-300.jpg

Scientist and engineers rule this thread.

i love Allen J Organ!
That is a cool name imo

MF Spotts is pretty cool too
not abysmal whatsoever

Blame nakh for titling the thread in the first place, I would prefer, hmmm, interesting to abysmal tbh

no one cares what you would prefer

No one cares if you live or die, so I'm one up on you.

ok. i'm talking about the thread. you suck at it. try again. or better yet, don't.

Your mom.

aaaa

that one would work better in your preferred hmmm, interesting names thread

Fair comment tbf.

I'm never not fair.

Scrupulously so.

Max Bantz (1897 - 1897)

RIP

Worrell Whitehurst

Zander Fagerson

Squire Barnes

Sylphide Charity Vaigncourt-Strallen

Potsch Boyd

princell hair

Jill Footlick

Cock Blokker.

Executive producer of "Carlito's Way": Ortwin Freyermuth

One-time postmaster of Fanwood, NJ (where I once rented a PO Box): Elvoid A. Christmas
His wife: Mellie Christmas
Their children: Nellie, Kevin, Shalonda
(Yes)

They must be Mormons, I decided after seeing the Utah Baby Namer page.

https://id.linkedin.com/in/jeffrosenberg-tan-14b6b43

Friend's ex-bf: 'B3nny B00g3rs' (not uncommon Belgian name I know). Also user haitch linked me to: http://backpagefootball.com/the-curious-case-of-marco-boogers/21422/

Cameron Champ

Richarlison

Tiny Kox, the head of the parliament’s socialist delegation, insisted Agramunt’s future would not hamper the investigation.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiny_Kox

Tiny's pronounced "Tinny" but yeah I've chuckled thinking how his name would be perceived abroad...

Tinny's not that much better, tbh

Now, "Woody Cox," that's a name

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gwXJsWHupg

just popping in to irksomely voice my distaste for bumps of this thread that involve names which are simply scurrilous or which otherwise anglicise humorously. this is abysmal real names. please try to get it.

No wonder no-one posts to this thread anymore.

Jizz Hornkamp

Corb Lund

counterpoint: jizz hornkamp is good not bad

At a bank where I worked we had "Shona Dick" in the card files.

there is a tennis player called Tennys ffs

take it to the nominative determinism thread