Is there anyone here who genuinely dislikes or hates The Beatles as a musical entity?

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I don't mean "thinks they're overrated" or "only likes a few songs" or "wishes they were less revered", but rather really thinks they're rubbish / shite / dreadful etcetera.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 11 August 2006 11:38 (seventeen years ago) link

me!

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 11 August 2006 11:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Hooray!

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 11 August 2006 11:43 (seventeen years ago) link

i do like a couple of songs but everything else...ugh. i hate their voices, i hate the clunkiness of the sound, i hate the trite lyrics, i hate the drunken-pub-singalong melodies, i hate hate hate.

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 11 August 2006 11:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I heard an interview with a guy on the radio once who tried to say The Beatles were controlled by the Bilderburg Group to write songs so catchy that they would create mass mind control. I think that guy disliked the Beatles.

Public Radio (public_radio), Friday, 11 August 2006 11:45 (seventeen years ago) link

and really, the one beatles song i do like, 'eleanor rigby'...aretha's cover knocks it out, basically.

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 11 August 2006 11:45 (seventeen years ago) link

how anyone can listen to the interminable 'hey jude' na-na-nas and NOT hate the beatles is beyond me.

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 11 August 2006 11:45 (seventeen years ago) link

They ruined The Plastic Ono Band.

Public Radio (public_radio), Friday, 11 August 2006 11:47 (seventeen years ago) link

*raises hand*

Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 11 August 2006 11:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Sounds like The Lex hates everything that made them so great.
("Hey Jude" would have been way better as a 3 minute song with those na-na-nas edited away though)

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Friday, 11 August 2006 11:49 (seventeen years ago) link

I think it should have been all na-na-nas.

Public Radio (public_radio), Friday, 11 August 2006 11:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i think the lex just hates everything. what does the lex like? i honestly can't remember. is he one of those sugababes dudes?

scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 11 August 2006 11:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Lex likes disposable fluffy urban pop like Sonic Youth and Diamanda Gallas.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 11 August 2006 11:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I heard an interview with a guy on the radio once who tried to say The Beatles were controlled by the Bilderburg Group to write songs so catchy that they would create mass mind control. I think that guy disliked the Beatles.

Sounds like he was complimenting them! And was a douchebag

DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Friday, 11 August 2006 11:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i like ciara, junior boys, ellen allien, pussycat dolls, lil kim, gabriel ananda, paris hilton, the knife, yeah yeah yeahs, christina milian, rihanna, chamillionaire, madonna, cassie, gui boratto, claude von stroke, trentemoller and justin timberlake right now!

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 11 August 2006 11:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i do like a couple of songs but everything else...ugh. i hate their voices, i hate the clunkiness of the sound, i hate the trite lyrics, i hate the drunken-pub-singalong melodies, i hate hate hate.

None of these things actually describe The Beatles?

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 11 August 2006 12:01 (seventeen years ago) link

arethas remake of rigby sucks man. the music is amazing on her version but she ruined the melody by trying to complicate it and soul it up. it didnt work.

i dont hate the beatles, i fucking love them. but although i listen to a fair amount of rock, i still hate it as a genre.

tigertiger (tigertiger), Friday, 11 August 2006 12:02 (seventeen years ago) link

um...yeah

edde (edde), Friday, 11 August 2006 12:03 (seventeen years ago) link

What, The Beatles never wrote trite lyrics? (xpost)

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 11 August 2006 12:03 (seventeen years ago) link

This thread will probably be just about as interesting as The Beatles R Grate! threads.

Ruud Haarvest (Ken L), Friday, 11 August 2006 12:04 (seventeen years ago) link

the lex seems to be a hipster type, who likes 'urban music' when it makes him/her shake his/her ass. anything seen as being too serious or worthy urban music wise gets the dilznick. it must be fluffy, silly, and fun at all costs.

tigertiger (tigertiger), Friday, 11 August 2006 12:07 (seventeen years ago) link

What, The Beatles never wrote trite lyrics? (xpost)

Obviously they did sometimes, but Lex is doing that Blind-man-and-the-elephant bit, and assuming The Beatles are a piece of rope cos he's only touched their tail.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 11 August 2006 12:09 (seventeen years ago) link

not that anyone gives a shit, but this was stupid to say wasnt it:
"but although i listen to a fair amount of rock, i still hate it as a genre."
its more the fans i hate.

tigertiger (tigertiger), Friday, 11 August 2006 12:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I do like them, but I've heard their music so much I don't really near to hear it again for the next 20 years. The idea of going to one of Paul's greatest hits events is torture.

They interest me more as a historical and sociological phenomenon these days.

Bob Six (bobbysix), Friday, 11 August 2006 12:11 (seventeen years ago) link

hipsters don't like pussycat dolls! i wish they did. and aretha's rigby is certainly not one of her own best moments, but it's ridiculously better than the original, which says it all right there.

if you touch an elephant's tail and it shits on you, you're not going to want to touch the rest of it.

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 11 August 2006 12:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Lex is the most small-minded man on ILM, isn't he? Even moreso than Geir.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 11 August 2006 12:13 (seventeen years ago) link

the small-minded ones are the ones who snark at paris hilton ie ALL THE REST OF YOU

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 11 August 2006 12:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Obviously they did sometimes, but Lex is doing that Blind-man-and-the-elephant bit, and assuming The Beatles are a piece of rope cos he's only touched their tail.

Perhaps, but I doubt time spent reading their collected lyrics word for word would change his view any

DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Friday, 11 August 2006 12:15 (seventeen years ago) link

not as small minded as tim finney but yes, very close.

anyone who thinks stars is blind is shit gets the bozack.

tigertiger (tigertiger), Friday, 11 August 2006 12:15 (seventeen years ago) link

"All You Need Is Love"!

M. Agony Von Bontee (M. Agony Von Bontee), Friday, 11 August 2006 12:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I used to know a guy named Scott Bozack.

Public Radio (public_radio), Friday, 11 August 2006 12:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Lock thread

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 11 August 2006 12:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Paris Hilton? Pussycat Dolls? I will give you the benefit of the doubt and guess that you are kidding. If not, that level of uber-irony is not very becoming. Either that, or you genuinely like this stiff. And that is an even more frightening thought.

(As for The Beatles...they were important for the progression of pop music...the same kind of pop crap that The Lex is citing as his current favorites. That, my friends, is not a legacy a band would want. The Beatles were decent enough in their time, but you'd have to hold a gun to my head to get me to listen to them now.)

Rye (ryeosborne), Friday, 11 August 2006 12:23 (seventeen years ago) link

First post?

DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Friday, 11 August 2006 12:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Either that, or you genuinely like this stiff

Mistype of the day

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 11 August 2006 12:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha. Woops. Stuff/stiff. Same difference. Right? Riiight? RIGHT?

(And no, not my first post. I just don't troll the boards Mencap.)

Rye (ryeosborne), Friday, 11 August 2006 12:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Man, remember the '77 Paris Hilton/Nick Lowe/Wreckless Eric tour? That was a crazy time, wasn't it?

Pessimist (Pessimist), Friday, 11 August 2006 12:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i do like a couple of songs but everything else...ugh. i hate their voices, i hate the clunkiness of the sound, i hate the trite lyrics, i hate the drunken-pub-singalong melodies, i hate hate hate.

You are talking about Oasis.

wogan lenin (dog latin), Friday, 11 August 2006 12:33 (seventeen years ago) link

"No, this isn't just Lexbait.

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), July 24th, 2006."

Bashment Jakes (Enrique), Friday, 11 August 2006 12:35 (seventeen years ago) link

You are talking about Oasis.

i'm talking about oasis as well! as has been well documented elsewhere, i think oasis are the worst band to ever exist, this is in large part due to the fact that they copied the beatles so well.

paris hilton and the pussycat dolls make greater songs than all your favourite bands you LOSERS!

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 11 August 2006 12:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I hate The Beatles because I hate everything prior to punk except for The Velvet Underground and anyone who was black fnarr fnarr fnarr fnarr fnarr...

Domenico Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Friday, 11 August 2006 12:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i really like the velvet underground too!

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 11 August 2006 12:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Nico ruined the Plastic Ono Band.

Public Radio (public_radio), Friday, 11 August 2006 12:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Lex is trolling again... http://www.solnet.cz/manual/webis_2005_4_1/img/icon_emoticon_rolleyes.png

Domenico Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Friday, 11 August 2006 12:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Oasis don't actually sound ANYTHING like The Beatles though. Ever.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 11 August 2006 12:54 (seventeen years ago) link

That's true

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 11 August 2006 12:55 (seventeen years ago) link

They do sometimes sound like people who were trying to sound like the Beatles, though.

Tom (Groke), Friday, 11 August 2006 13:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i genuinely dislike the pussycat dolls as a musical entity.

Bashment Jakes (Enrique), Friday, 11 August 2006 13:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't even really get that. The intro to Don't Look Back In Anger nicks from Imagine, and She's Electric has that Ringo-song vibe, but apart from that I can't think of a single instance where you could say "Yeah, that's a Beatles rip / homage".

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 11 August 2006 13:05 (seventeen years ago) link

What is All Around The World trying to sound like then?

Tom (Groke), Friday, 11 August 2006 13:07 (seventeen years ago) link

i genuinely dislike the pussycat dolls as a musical entity.

tbh the only pussycat dolls song i like is 'buttonz', but i LUV LUV LUV it. (nb i have not heard the PCD album)

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 11 August 2006 13:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I realise my first post was ambiguous - I mean Oasis sound like they're borrowing from prior Beatle-esque bands, not that Oasis sound like they're trying and failing to borrow from the Bs.

Tom (Groke), Friday, 11 August 2006 13:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, pretty much. Early seventies sound is what they were always after.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 August 2006 13:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Anyway, I do like the Beatles, but I don't think disliking them need be some outlandish thing or a big posture.

Tom (Groke), Friday, 11 August 2006 13:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Eh. I used to hate the Beatles kinda reflexively, after having so many people try to shove them down my throat. I still hate Sgt. Pepper's and a handful of other stuff that I think is crap, but in general it's a "It's not the band I hate, it's their fans" moment. And after listening to Magical Mystery Tour, I admit that I enjoyed a lot of it.
But nearly all of the things that Lex lists above (clunky, trite, nasal, music hall) are things that I still hate about the Beatles. I've just come to realize that they have a lot more stuff beyond that, though the chances of me ever really exploring further are pretty slim.

js (honestengine), Friday, 11 August 2006 13:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I like the Beatles but I don't like the vast majority of other 60's music. It really, really wasn't the golden era some crack it up to be. Sure, the odd Barrett-era Floyd here or the odd Robert Z/Brian Wilson there but apart from the stuff EVERYONE names immediately I can't think of much that's really flipped my lid.

Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Friday, 11 August 2006 13:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Louis needs Love, Hendrix and Nuggets in his life.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 11 August 2006 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link

What is All Around The World trying to sound like then?
-- Tom (freakytrigge...), August 11th, 2006 3:07 PM. (Groke)

Sclub7 - Pure and Simple

wogan lenin (dog latin), Friday, 11 August 2006 14:03 (seventeen years ago) link

"i think oasis are the worst band to ever exist, this is in large part due to the fact that they copied The [easiest, most predictable and most conventional and acceptable to Phil Collins fans bits, which are maybe 25% of their contributions to music] Beatles so well"

fixed. kinda.

Lex this is like taking Joni Mitchell to be a tree-hugging hippy AND NOTHING MORE because of "Big Yellow Taxi" or Kate Bush as a novelty singer because of Wuthering Heights, The Beach Boys as a 100% SURF DUDES... or New Order as a FOOTBALL BAND.

xpost - and Dusty Springfield.

fandango (fandango), Friday, 11 August 2006 14:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Your lid's stuck! (xpost to Louis)

Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Friday, 11 August 2006 14:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I got poxy fuled but I wrote a long bit about the only thing Oasis really taking their queues from Beatles-wise was the wretched "Nananana's" of "Hey Jude". Oasis never wrote a "Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite!" or a "Day In The Life" or anything close to Revolver, Magical Mystery Tour or anything the Beatles ever did. It's a fallacy created by the national press circa 1996.

wogan lenin (dog latin), Friday, 11 August 2006 14:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Louis, buy the first four Spirit albums, seriously.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 11 August 2006 14:06 (seventeen years ago) link

x-post

Isn't that partly what 'beetlebum' was about?

Pete W (peterw), Friday, 11 August 2006 14:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Blur were closer to the Beatles stylistically than Oasis, bt no one ever says that. Parklife is very similar to, say Sgt Peppers than Definitely Maybe.

wogan lenin (dog latin), Friday, 11 August 2006 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link

"Hey Jude" na-na-nas: C/D

classic

Euler (Euler), Friday, 11 August 2006 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Nick, hey, I really, really like Forever Changes and Electric Ladyland, but it didn't immediately occur to me to stick 'em in. Obviously I like more than 3 60's artists, but I'm just saying that there's a lot of junk there too, and perhaps less gold than in other eras. Didn't you see Hendrix and Love on my 60's list?

Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Friday, 11 August 2006 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Blur were a lot closer to that whole "Boyband +" steez that saw what most pop critics would term the Beatles "golden years", they were more... presentable?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 11 August 2006 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Blur had a zest for experimentation, however, that associates their music much more closely with that of late-period Beatles, much more so in fact than Oasis, whose 'experimental' urges extended to the odd radio static interlude.

Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Friday, 11 August 2006 14:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Was the 60's the last time pop and rock really had equal critical, commercial and artistic status?

fandango (fandango), Friday, 11 August 2006 14:39 (seventeen years ago) link

2002

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 11 August 2006 14:40 (seventeen years ago) link

GTFO

fandango (fandango), Friday, 11 August 2006 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Blur were a lot closer to that whole "Boyband +" steez that saw what most pop critics would term the Beatles "golden years", they were more... presentable?
-- Dom Passantino (juror...), August 11th, 2006 4:33 PM. (Dom Passantino)

Blur being called a boyband was as laughably unfair as Oasis being called Beatles heirs.

wogan lenin (dog latin), Friday, 11 August 2006 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Blur were as much a boyband as The Beatles were. Oasis weren't.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 11 August 2006 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Dom, yes and as Louis says their attitude towards dipping their toes into different genre pools was almost the same as the Beatles, even down to the musichall pastiches.

wogan lenin (dog latin), Friday, 11 August 2006 14:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Plus "Chemical World" was way way way more Beatles-y than any Oasis track without even sounding like the Beatles.

wogan lenin (dog latin), Friday, 11 August 2006 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

I know which one of 'em Smash Hits gave a shit about when I was 14-15, and which one of them had four members with distinct and tangible personalities (OK the drummer was borderline but he FLEW A PLANE)

xposts

DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Friday, 11 August 2006 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I like the early Invasion Beatles (up through "I Feel Fine" I guess) and the BBC album that came out with all their R&B/rockabilly covers, but "Rubber Soul" and everything after is unlistenable to me.


Blur were closer to the Beatles stylistically than Oasis, bt no one ever says that. Parklife is very similar to, say Sgt Peppers than Definitely Maybe.

Coincidentally, I dislike the Beatles and don't care about Oasis (love the big coke-album single that starts off with helicopters), but I hate Blur with a surprising passion. Except for "Song 2" which is still kind of fun.

milo z (mlp), Friday, 11 August 2006 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Would a boyband have written 'Essex Dogs', however? Blur may have spent the early part of their career as a boyband, but, like the Beatles, they grew up to become a rock group. Horribly oversimplified I know but I hope you catch my drift.

xxpost

Song 2 is one of their worst songs, although I too have a guilty liking for D'ja Know What I Mean (one of the few Oasis songs I can listen to through).

Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Friday, 11 August 2006 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Oasis -> McCartney & Ringo
Blur -> Lennon & George

danzig (danzig), Friday, 11 August 2006 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link

found! the person who hates mildly dislikes thinks they were a bit overrated: http://www.scaruffi.com/vol1/beatles.html

fandango (fandango), Friday, 11 August 2006 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, anybody who could conscionably give Revolver 5 out of 10 is a braver man than I.

Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Friday, 11 August 2006 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Was the 60's the last time pop and rock really had equal critical, commercial and artistic status?

Dom said 2002; I'd also add 2003. Also: let's not forget the golden year of 1984.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 11 August 2006 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I believe pop actually pulled ahead for a few weeks in spring '84. Fortunately, I wasn't around to see it.

Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Friday, 11 August 2006 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

"fortunately"? Fie on you.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 11 August 2006 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

She's Electric has that Ringo-song vibe

Actually its Funkadelic's 'No Compute'.

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Friday, 11 August 2006 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Christ, if you scan down that History of Rock Music thing far enough the guy's basic point becomes that the Beatles did not do enough lengthy free-form jams and therefore cannot be considered avant-garde.

I think I am less smart for reading that.

Sean Braud1s (Sean Braudis), Friday, 11 August 2006 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

John Lennon's freeform jam with a tape-machine near the end of The Beatles doesn't count, then...

Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Friday, 11 August 2006 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

No offense dude, but terrible thread idea.

deej.. (deej..), Friday, 11 August 2006 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

The Beatles were a really good rock and roll band. There's plenty of evidence of that on their early records and a decent amount on the later records. I would think that calling them klunky essentially amounts to the position that rock and roll is itself inherently clunky (and therefore that electric blues and country and western is also klunky).

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 11 August 2006 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost
the premise of that Italian novel linked above seems to be

them beatles woz shit cos they wusnt CREEM or LED ZEP and they are bestbandzeva they ROXXXXOOOORRRRSS

winter testing (winter testing), Friday, 11 August 2006 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I would think that calling them klunky essentially amounts to the position that rock and roll is itself inherently clunky (and therefore that electric blues and country and western is also klunky).

Yes, yes, but are the Beatles crunky?

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 11 August 2006 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

no, more clinky rinky dinky

who said we never talk about what music actually sounds like ???

winter testing (winter testing), Friday, 11 August 2006 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I must be desperate for ILM action to have opened this thread.

For those who don't know, you can't bring liquids on planes now.

Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Friday, 11 August 2006 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

For me, the clunky bits come more from some of the "experiments" and music hall stuff than from the rock and roll.

js (honestengine), Friday, 11 August 2006 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

PappaWheelie, the roffle you provided made it almost worth it.

Ruud Haarvest (Ken L), Friday, 11 August 2006 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I like both bands but I'm a little awestruck that someone could find the Beatles clunkier than the Velvet Underground.

Sundar (sundar), Friday, 11 August 2006 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not a big Beatles fan myself. Agree with the Lex on most points. I like most of the White Album and Abbey Road, but that's about it.

Johnathan Redgers (Pearl Hooch), Friday, 11 August 2006 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Ah, I like the beatles but probably own only a few of the albums and don't have any compulsion to listen to them or buy the others.

winter testing (winter testing), Friday, 11 August 2006 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

they make me feel crazy in a bad way - so yes, i really hate them.

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Friday, 11 August 2006 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

do you mean like Charlie Manson?

winter testing (winter testing), Friday, 11 August 2006 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Also: let's not forget the golden year of 1984.

New Pop was hated by most critics.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Friday, 11 August 2006 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I dislike the Beatles except for like 4 songs from their psych period.

I understand that they were *objectively* one of the best rock bands of the 20th century. I know they had the *best* songs recorded by the *best* producer with the *best* recording technology of the 20th century. I will not argue that they were a great band.

I had an arguement about whether or not you could dislike the Beatles without being willfully contrarian(sp?) just for the sake of it. The best analogy I can make is that the Beatles are like a soup that you just don't like. I know the soup is kick ass, I understand and respect other people liking the soup because the ingredients are fantastic. I just don't like the soups ingredients and I have no desire to eat that soup.

There is nothing about the people in the Beatles that interests me. I would have no desire to know those people if they were just random people off the street. The only thing that interests me is their marketing, I could take or leave anything else about them.

Disco Nihilist (mjt), Friday, 11 August 2006 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I reject your soup analogy.

Public Radio (public_radio), Friday, 11 August 2006 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

The soup analogy is good. Particularly if its cream of tomato soup, the gloupy orangey stuff made by heinz. Because, I never think "oh yes, I'll have tomato soup today, must have tomato soup today, must stock up on lots of luscious tomato soup because its the best and most tomatoiest thing I've ever tasted". No, I think " tomato soup . s'alright but I had it every saturday lunchtime when I was a kid, and god do I know what tomato soup tastes like..., its fusion food for me all the way. egg and bacon ice cream oh yes indeed". But then you do have Tomato soup, when the kids say " daddy we have to have tomato soup because its the bestest and most tomatoiest thing we've ever tasted " and you realise the kiddies are corrrecto, nothing beats that chord change in "I wanna hold your hand".

winter testing (winter testing), Friday, 11 August 2006 22:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Christ, if you scan down that History of Rock Music thing far enough the guy's basic point becomes that the Beatles did not do enough lengthy free-form jams and therefore cannot be considered avant-garde.

I think I am less smart for reading that.

That's not his point at all and furthermore he's quite OTM in some ways (although obviously naive in others).

I personally can't stand the self-important "deep" lyrics that the Beatles brought to later pop music.

xave (xave), Friday, 11 August 2006 23:24 (seventeen years ago) link

That Scaruffi page is a horrah.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 11 August 2006 23:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean, wow.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 11 August 2006 23:38 (seventeen years ago) link

All this, and no mention of John Waters yet.

wrapped up like a DOUche in the middle of the NUT (donut), Friday, 11 August 2006 23:41 (seventeen years ago) link

i wonder if the idiosyncrasities are due to the translation or the original article? anyone read it in Italian? Is it as fruitcaked?

winter testing (winter testing), Friday, 11 August 2006 23:41 (seventeen years ago) link

He's still right about the Beatles' "innovations" having been pursued by others, usually better.

xave (xave), Friday, 11 August 2006 23:42 (seventeen years ago) link

You'd have to be more specific there.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 11 August 2006 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

"the beatles suxxes but elo now theres a band, i mean truly yours, 2095 invented daft punk!!!!!!!1"

wrapped up like a DOUche in the middle of the NUT (donut), Friday, 11 August 2006 23:45 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost scaruffi is

unnamedroffler (xave), Friday, 11 August 2006 23:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not about to go parsing through that garbage again - sorry.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 11 August 2006 23:49 (seventeen years ago) link

understandable enough... I think it's pretty clear that the band was (with the exception of the production) drawing on (and diluting) already existing musical ideas from lesser-known bands.

xavier (xave), Friday, 11 August 2006 23:55 (seventeen years ago) link

He's the anti-Geir :D Melody = ALL BAD!

He labours the point a bit but I do find myself in agreement with quite a lot of it in theory (don't own a Beatles record except for a crap tape copy of Red + Blue I never listen to, and I heard Revolver once a long time ago). I think it's a consistent enough argument to be considered at least a little bit seriously.

I think what he fails to grapple with enough is the inevitability of (some) avant movements reaching the mainstream eventually, especially at a time of great(er?) flux like the 60's, and he also skips over the question WHY is white pop music automatically bad? It would seem that way at times through that article. Because it doesn't work for THE STRUGGLE (politically neutral or commercially compromised) and advance the cause of SERIOUS rock music? Okay it's rockism/popism all over again MAYBE. But still, a lot of Beatles tracks (but not all) DO have rather an empty, hollow feel to me and I wonder if he's not OTM at least once somewhere in that piece.

fandango (fandango), Saturday, 12 August 2006 00:02 (seventeen years ago) link

do you mean like Charlie Manson?

You're thinking of The Beach Boys circa 1968

I understand that they were *objectively* one of the best rock bands of the 20th century. I know they had the *best* songs recorded by the *best* producer with the *best* recording technology of the 20th century.

The Drifters were recording on better recording equipment in 1959. Tom Dowd, Atlantic Records' producer who institutionalized the 8track recorder (yeah yeah, Les Paul invented it), was shocked to learn that EMI/Abbey Road was only using 3tracks during The Beatles time.

I personally can't stand the self-important "deep" lyrics that the Beatles brought to later pop music.

Uh, John made a career out of both making up non-sense lyrics for the fun of it, and making lyrics that mock his fans that take his lyrics too seriously. I do realize that followers read too much into it and it spawned crap, but The Beatles themselves aimed to prevent that before it got started.

Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Saturday, 12 August 2006 00:04 (seventeen years ago) link

The issue of "catchy" tunes aside, I don't see how anyone can defend McCartney's profoundly idiotic lyrics with a straight face.

Shoes say, yeah, no hands clap your good bra. (goodbra), Saturday, 12 August 2006 00:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I think it's pretty clear that the band was (with the exception of the production) drawing on (and diluting) already existing musical ideas from lesser-known bands.

"Diluting" argument would need specific examples to be of any potential resonance to me. "Drawing on" argument describes almost all pop/rock musicians.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 12 August 2006 00:37 (seventeen years ago) link

TS: Bobby Parker's Watch Your Step vs Beatles' I Feel Fine

Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Saturday, 12 August 2006 01:01 (seventeen years ago) link

(and even then, WBobby Parker's Watch your Step vs. Ray Charles' What'd I Say)

Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Saturday, 12 August 2006 01:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha, I just came to post that I remember hearing John Lennon say that "I Feel Fine" was kind of based on "What'd I Say," although maybe everybody knows that these days.

Ruud Haarvest (Ken L), Saturday, 12 August 2006 01:08 (seventeen years ago) link

The Italian guy, while attempting to criticize The Beatles, explains why they wonderful and loved:

In their songs there is no Vietnam, there is no politics, there are no kids rioting in the streets, there is no sexual promiscuity, there are no drugs, there is no violence. In the world of the Beatles the social order of the 40s and the 50s still reigns. At best they were influential on the secret dreams of young girls, and on the haircuts of young nerdy boys.

starke (starke), Saturday, 12 August 2006 01:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Lennon's_jukebox

The jukebox's contents cover a ten-year period between Gene Vincent's "Be-Bop-A-Lula" from 1956 and The Lovin' Spoonful's "Daydream", released in 1966, whereupon Lennon stopped adding to the box. Largely by American R&B artists, they are songs that Lennon admired and many of them influenced his own writing.

Bobby Parker "Watch Your Step" 1961

There was a documentary based on this jukebox. The producers went to all the artists included in the jukebox and spoke with them about influencing Lennon. When they got to Bobby Parker, they opened with him playing the opening riff to Watch Your Step, which of course, is the riff from I Feel Fine.

But yeah, as I was saying, Watch your Step more than ripped off the riff form Ray Charles...the entire song is Ray's blueprint for arrangements during his Atlantic years.

(I also love that John is quoted calling John Sebastian [Lovin' Spoonful] a "damned tunesmith" due to his self-percieved non-songwriting abilities...which the last song on the jukebox of course, spawned Goodday Sunshine)

x-post

Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Saturday, 12 August 2006 01:17 (seventeen years ago) link

In their songs there is no Vietnam, there is no politics, there are no kids rioting in the streets, there is no sexual promiscuity, there are no drugs, there is no violence. In the world of the Beatles the social order of the 40s and the 50s still reigns. At best they were influential on the secret dreams of young girls, and on the haircuts of young nerdy boys.

Why don't we can do it in the road?

Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Saturday, 12 August 2006 01:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I think all of those things are on 'Happiness Is A Warm Gun' alone.

Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Saturday, 12 August 2006 01:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I think all of Band on the Run is on Happiness

Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Saturday, 12 August 2006 01:23 (seventeen years ago) link

The issue of "catchy" tunes aside, I don't see how anyone can defend McCartney's profoundly idiotic lyrics with a straight face

Don't listen to much music, do you?

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Saturday, 12 August 2006 01:34 (seventeen years ago) link

"Hey Jude" would have been way better as a 3 minute song with those na-na-nas edited away though


"Hey Jude" na-na-nas: C/D

classic

Pop radio hadn't played anything that I can think of like the ad infinitum na-na-nas prior to this release. I think the na na nas are the best part of the song. And haven't we all, at one time or another, wished a certain segment on a track would get this kind of treatment?

jim wentworth (wench), Saturday, 12 August 2006 02:26 (seventeen years ago) link

...and that in itself is worthy of an OPO. Mine would be the very end of The Olivia Tremor Control's Hilltop Procession.

Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Saturday, 12 August 2006 02:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I pick Björk - Isobel :)

fandango (fandango), Saturday, 12 August 2006 02:47 (seventeen years ago) link

The issue of "catchy" tunes aside, I don't see how anyone can defend McCartney's profoundly idiotic lyrics with a straight face

Don't listen to much music, do you?

McCartney is pretty close to the bottom of the barrel. The only band I can think of right now with halfway-defensible tunes and worse lyrics is Interpol.

Shoes say, yeah, no hands clap your good bra. (goodbra), Saturday, 12 August 2006 03:59 (seventeen years ago) link

"Hey Jude" exhibits a certain osmotic tongue pressure.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 12 August 2006 04:42 (seventeen years ago) link

McCartney is pretty close to the bottom of the barrel.

polls split 50/50. each side claims victory

Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Saturday, 12 August 2006 05:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I think all of those things are on 'Happiness Is A Warm Gun' alone.

"Happiness Is A Warm Gun" is a terrible song. Like, really terrible.

I like the Beatles, though.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 12 August 2006 06:08 (seventeen years ago) link

that "no vietnam, no politics..." quote is the stupidest fucking thing ever! and you can cut the condescension in "secret dreams of young girls" with a knife.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 12 August 2006 07:46 (seventeen years ago) link

The issue of "catchy" tunes aside, I don't see how anyone can defend McCartney's profoundly idiotic lyrics with a straight face

To criticise McCartney for his lyrics totally misses the point...like focusing on the melody of a Dylan song. McCartney's a guy with a good sense of humor who's never taken lyrics very seriously. And because of this, he's a great lyricist. Some people just wanna fill the world with silly love songs.

starke (starke), Saturday, 12 August 2006 09:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't care much about lyrics in general, but "Eleanor Rigby" was a great lyrics nevertheless.

Of course, the main point about McCartney is melody and harmony.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Saturday, 12 August 2006 10:09 (seventeen years ago) link

"Diluting" argument would need specific examples to be of any potential resonance to me. "Drawing on" argument describes almost all pop/rock musicians.

You're right. It's just that most pop/rock musicians don't get the omgwtfcreativegeniuses status given to the Beatles.

xavier (xave), Saturday, 12 August 2006 11:42 (seventeen years ago) link

mccartney was a fine lyricist in his prime. just off the top of my head: "i've just seen a face," "for no one," "when i'm sixty-four" (uh huh), "she's leaving home" and "penny lane" are all great. there's a clipped quality about the best of his stuff that i like, a restraint and understatedness that's unusual for the era. and "penny lane" probably holds up better as poetry than "strawberry fields" (i'd rate them about equal as records), though the 14-year-old lennon partisan inside me is shrieking with rage that i just typed that.

mccartney's 'sappiness' is also considerably overstated, at least during his good years - i suspect it has more to do with his public persona than anything he actually wrote. his 'love' songs (when not obvious showbiz pastiches) are almost always meaner and callower than people remember: "another girl," "i'm looking through you," "you won't see me."

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 12 August 2006 12:25 (seventeen years ago) link

IE up-thread about Oasis ripping off Beatles wanna-bes, Oasis would be so much better if they had stolen from the Raspberries.

Ice Cream Electric (Ice Cream Electric), Saturday, 12 August 2006 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I like the fact the italian critic hates the Beatles from a Rockist perspective, that's a new one.

gekoppel (Gekoppel), Saturday, 12 August 2006 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

No it isn't.

Ruud Haarvest (Ken L), Saturday, 12 August 2006 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Oasis would be so much better if they had stolen from the Raspberries.

Well, they couldn't've been worse.

Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Saturday, 12 August 2006 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

OTM. You can't shine turds as my grannie used to say.

Ice Cream Electric (Ice Cream Electric), Saturday, 12 August 2006 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

The best songs Paul McCartney never wrote

Ruud Haarvest (Ken L), Saturday, 12 August 2006 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I knew The Lex would be the very first person to respond to this thread.

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Saturday, 12 August 2006 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

The Beatles were the most consistently good pop/rock songwriters ever, and they had some of the highest peaks as well. Arguing about other stuff is beating around the bush.

P.S. I Love Them

Steve Go1dberg (Steve Schneeberg), Saturday, 12 August 2006 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Just wanted to chim in and say I endorse this thread.

astronautagogo (astronautagogo), Saturday, 12 August 2006 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Just wanted to chim in and say I endorse this thread.

Chim chimaree chim chim
I am a chimbley, a chimbley sweep

Steve Go1dberg (Steve Schneeberg), Saturday, 12 August 2006 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Dude, Louis Jagger's taken your position. Let it go.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 12 August 2006 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Chim-chiminy chim-chiminy chim-chim cheroo,
Watch out Passantino, I'm coming for you!

Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Saturday, 12 August 2006 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Dom the money

Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Saturday, 12 August 2006 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

What position? Left fullback? I thought this was a Beatles thread!

Steve Go1dberg (Steve Schneeberg), Saturday, 12 August 2006 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.quibbles-n-bits.com/archives/images/ChimChim.jpg

Ruud Haarvest (Ken L), Saturday, 12 August 2006 22:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I listened to them all the time as a kid. but i cant stand to anymore. This guy i work with has a beatles shrine in his livingroom and wears an abbey road jacket every fucking day. what a load.

slick dickens (slickdickens), Sunday, 13 August 2006 04:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Anyone hassles the Beatles to me in person'll lose their teeth

A Viking of Some Note (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 13 August 2006 05:05 (seventeen years ago) link


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