It's been two weeks and the meme still won't die (belgian newspaper, today, May 13 2011 : "Pippa's bottom causes marital problems"), can we replace band names or album/song names with this apparently immortal meme?
Big In Japan: Pippa's Arse
Pippa's Arse: Smells Like Teen Spirit
Pippa's Arse Live On Two Legs
Pippa's Arse - Master Of Puppets (cover photo: with the bridesmaids)
Pippa's Arse - Unknown Pleasures
Pippa's Arse - Never Mind The Bollocks (on her fiancé)
― StanM, Friday, 13 May 2011 04:13 (twelve years ago) link
What the fuck are you even babbling about?
― laroo tbh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 13 May 2011 04:16 (twelve years ago) link
she's a rich celebrity, right? like paris hilton?
― always have time for the crystalline entity (contenderizer), Friday, 13 May 2011 04:18 (twelve years ago) link
are we talking about the "british ppl aren't funny" meme?
― J0rdan S., Friday, 13 May 2011 04:18 (twelve years ago) link
*expresses incredulity, scorn*
― funperson (Lamp), Friday, 13 May 2011 04:20 (twelve years ago) link
OI MATES SOME BIG BOTTOM BIRD IS ALL OVER THE NEWSY WEWSIES, I"M GONNA MAKE ME A 'ORRIBLE POST ABOUT IT TO ME ILXOR CHUMS, ALSO BLOOD SAUSAGE IS DELICIOUS
― laroo tbh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 13 May 2011 04:22 (twelve years ago) link
i kinda want 2 start a zeitgeist capturing thread abt how disdainfully shouting something in a 'funnie voice' is the stupidest & most played way of mocking something but
― funperson (Lamp), Friday, 13 May 2011 04:27 (twelve years ago) link
according to google, "arse" is european slang for vagina part #traveltips
― always have time for the crystalline entity (contenderizer), Friday, 13 May 2011 04:35 (twelve years ago) link
wikipedia says
Philippa Charlotte "Pippa" Middleton (born 6 September 1983)[1] is an English party planner, socialite and http://img815.imageshack.us/img815/5713/berneydidnotread.gif
― laroo tbh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 13 May 2011 04:38 (twelve years ago) link
go down on my knees and ask that gif to marry
― always have time for the crystalline entity (contenderizer), Friday, 13 May 2011 04:41 (twelve years ago) link
she's really not all that. i also imagine she'd be the most boring person on earth. people are weird.
― reallysmoothmusic (Jamie_ATP), Friday, 13 May 2011 07:47 (twelve years ago) link
Oh. Okay then.
― StanM, Friday, 13 May 2011 07:50 (twelve years ago) link
Every, I mean EVERY celebrity gossip magazine had her gaunt puffy-eyed grin slapped on the front cover in WHSmith yesterday. Sometimes you just wanna slap people.
― Devil Mo (dog latin), Friday, 13 May 2011 09:03 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.heatworld.com/images/101979_615x615_STD/2011/5/images/Royal_wedding_x.jpg
I don't see why it's so awful to start a thread about Britishes matters, when there are tons of threads that are only relevant to the American posters.
― Tuomas, Friday, 13 May 2011 09:18 (twelve years ago) link
This thread is Belgian though
― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 09:19 (twelve years ago) link
this isn't relevant to british posters either
― lex pretend, Friday, 13 May 2011 09:19 (twelve years ago) link
Or music.
― Mark G, Friday, 13 May 2011 09:21 (twelve years ago) link
kind of amazed that people who can spend 1000s of posts debating whether calling people rude words is actually kinda empowering are upset about this thread, even with its admittedly awful first post
― underrated homophobic raps i have dropped (history mayne), Friday, 13 May 2011 09:21 (twelve years ago) link
It's somewhat ranshackle, should be on ILE, and also is that "Didn't read" gif a new 'substitute for the word xxxx' type thing?
― Mark G, Friday, 13 May 2011 09:23 (twelve years ago) link
ttp://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/05/13/pippa-middleton-driver-s-other-half-daubs-is-pippa-s-bum-still-better-than-mine-on-motor-115875-23126351/
― Per Yngve's having his brain out (MaresNest), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:55 (twelve years ago) link
missed a bit.
― Mark G, Friday, 13 May 2011 11:04 (twelve years ago) link
god so bored of 'lol brits' sentiment. otoh also bored of the middletons
what is whiney's 'didn't read lol' gif actually from
― thomp, Friday, 13 May 2011 11:06 (twelve years ago) link
Let's try again.
http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/may2011/5/4/pippa-middleton-image-2-636589474.jpg
― Per Yngve's having his brain out (MaresNest), Friday, 13 May 2011 11:06 (twelve years ago) link
I'm not sure Whiney knows where Belgium is actually.
― Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 11:35 (twelve years ago) link
he must do, they make buns and fries
― wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 11:52 (twelve years ago) link
It was some high quality self-clowning on a "this thread is lame and Local Garda is British" tip.
― Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 11:53 (twelve years ago) link
blood sausage is eaten all over europe you ignorant cunt.
― Phelan Nulty (Local Garda), Friday, 13 May 2011 11:55 (twelve years ago) link
the Dick van Dyke voice always makes me laugh tbh
― wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 11:56 (twelve years ago) link
"blood sausage is eaten all over europe you ignorant cunt" - don't remember this bit in Mary Poppins
― immer wieder, ralf & günther (NickB), Friday, 13 May 2011 11:57 (twelve years ago) link
xxpost otm. also asia iirc
― just sayin, Friday, 13 May 2011 11:57 (twelve years ago) link
Chimchiminee, chimchiminee, chim-chim-chi-runt
― immer wieder, ralf & günther (NickB), Friday, 13 May 2011 11:58 (twelve years ago) link
keep the meme alive
― gr8080, Friday, 13 May 2011 11:59 (twelve years ago) link
"As German Americans are one of the largest ancestral groups in the United States, foods like blood sausage (sometimes still called Blutwurst) are still eaten in the country, although often by older generations. Among other English-speaking North Americans, the consumption of British-style black pudding and similar dishes is largely confined to recent immigrants from Great Britain, Ireland, Australia, and so forth. This Old World tradition also continues with French Canadians and Cajuns (Acadians). Blood sausages are very difficult to find in American supermarkets, and are often made at home, especially by the older generations. In Wisconsin, Brussels and Sturgeon Bay are both home to local grocers who produce blood sausage, due to their large Belgian American populations. Supermarkets throughout Maine also carry locally produced blood pudding due to the state's large French Canadian population. In southeastern Michigan, Polish-style kiszka can be found in supermarkets throughout the year, but more so during Easter. This is largely due to the sizable Polish ancestry throughout the region.
An Italian-American version of black pudding in the San Francisco Bay area is called biroldo and has pine nuts, raisins, spices, pig snouts and is made using either pig’s or cow's blood.
Cajun boudin is a fresh sausage made with green onions, pork, livers (usually chicken), and rice. Pig's blood was sometimes added to produce boudin rouge, but this tradition became increasingly rare after the mid-twentieth century due to the decline of the boucherie (traditional communal butchering) and government health regulations. As a result, Cajun boudin is now usually made without blood.
In many areas of Latin America, morcilla is served. Morcilla is sometimes made with a filler of rice and/or onions, and seasoned with paprika and other spices. In Puerto Rico, it is made spicy-hot and served fried. In some countries of South America, morcilla is a traditional component of the asado, a regional mixed grill or barbecue meal. In Venezuela, morcilla is often served with parrilla (barbecue). Morcilla is also eaten inside a sandwich called "morcipán," especially in Argentina and other Río de la Plata countries; in Uruguay, although not in Argentina, a sweet and sour version including raisins and pine nuts is popular, some vendors even adding chocolate, caramelized orange peels, peanuts, and other dried fruits. Uruguayans usually are fond of sweet or salty morcilla, and most restaurants and supermarkets carry both versions. In Chile, it is called prieta. In Ecuador it is called salchicha. In Panama and Colombia, it is called morcilla, rellena or tubería negra, and is usually filled with rice. In Brazil, as in Portugal, morcela and chouriço de sangue are eaten. In Nicaragua, it is called "moronga".
In Guyana, the main ingredient in black pudding is cooked rice seasoned with herbs, such as thyme and basil. The rice is mixed with cow's blood, stuffed into cow's or pig's intestine, and boiled until firm. It is served as an appetizer or snack, often with any type of hot sauce, mild to hot, depending on preference and regional area.
In Suriname, black pudding is known by the Dutch name bloedworst, and white pudding by the also Dutch name vleesworst.
The Caribbean
In Antigua, rice pudding is a local delicacy and it is prepared the same way as black pudding. In the French Antilles boudin antillais is very popular, this being the French boudin noir with local Caribbean chili and other spices.
In Trinidad & Tobago, a version of black pudding heavily seasoned with local peppers is prepared from pig's blood. It is sold by local producers as a popular accompaniment to rolls of crusty hops bread.[edit] AsiaSundae, a Korean blood sausage.Blood pudding (豬血糕) on a stickBami haeng ped in Chiang Mai, Thailand: wheat noodles with duck and pieces of "blood tofu"
Across Asia, various peoples create foods from congealed animal blood. Most of these foods do not have casing and might be considered a version of sliced sausage. In the Chinese cultures, whole coagulated blood is fried or steamed as a snack or cooked in a hot pot. In Mainland China, "blood tofu" (Chinese: 血豆腐; pinyin: xiě dòufǔ), or "red tofu" (Chinese: 红豆腐; pinyin: hóng dòufǔ), is most often made with pig's or duck's blood, although chicken's or cow's blood may also be used. Like the above dishes, this has no casing but is simply cut into rectangular pieces and cooked. In the Northeast China, the "blood sausage" is a traditional food which is cooked with sheep or goat blood. In resource-poor Tibet, congealed yak's blood is a traditional food.[1][2] In Hong Kong, the dish is only made with pig's blood and simply called "pig red" (traditional Chinese: 豬紅). In Taiwan, pig's blood cake (traditional Chinese: 豬血糕; pinyin: zhū xiě gāo), made of pork blood and sticky rice is served on a popsicle stick is a very popular snack at local night markets in Taiwan.
In Tibetan cuisine, sausages or "gyurma" refer to blood sausages and are made with yak or sheep's blood which may or may not include either rice or roasted barley flour as filler. The sausage uses natural casing employing the use of yak or sheep's intestine.
A similar dish from the Philippines, dinuguan (from the word dugo meaning "blood") (pork-blood stew) is a stew consisting of diced beef or pork meat and organs with pig or cow blood simmered in a rich, spicy gravy of pig blood, garlic, chili and vinegar. Because the stew is thick and dark, the euphemism "chocolate meat" was coined. Dinuguan is often served with white rice or a Philippine rice cake called puto. A Philippine delicacy is known by its colloquial name, "betamax," which is—like the Chinese blood tofu—congealed chicken blood cut into cubes and then either fried or barbecued.
This dish, dinuguan, is also known in Java as saren, which is made with chicken's or pig's blood.
The majority of Korea's sundae (순대) can be categorized as blood sausage. The most common type of soondae is made of potato noodle (dangmyeon), barley, and pig's blood but some variants contain sesame leaves, green onion, fermented soy paste (doenjang), sweet rice, kimchi, bean sprouts, in addition to the common ingredients.
Vietnamese 'dồi tiết' (Northern) or 'dồi huyết' (Southern) is blood sausage, boiled or fried, made with pork blood, pork fat, basil.
In Thai cuisine sai krok lueat (Thai: ไส้กรอกเลือด) is a blood sausage (Thai: sai krok = sausage, Thai: lueat = blood), often served sliced and accompanied by a spicy dipping sauce. "Blood tofu" is simply called lueat (Thai: เลือด, blood) in Thailand. This can be used in many Thai dishes such as in noodle soups, Thai curries, or as an addition to certain rice dishes such as Khao man kai.[edit] Europe
While the phrase "blood sausage" in English is understood in Britain, it is never used unless in the context of depicting foreign usage (e.g., in the story "The Name-Day" by Saki), or when describing similar blood-based sausages elsewhere in the world.
Black pudding in the United Kingdom is generally made from pork blood and a relatively high proportion of oatmeal; in the past it was occasionally flavoured with pennyroyal, differing from continental European versions in its relatively limited range of ingredients and reliance on oatmeal instead of onions to absorb the blood.[3] It can be eaten uncooked, but is often grilled, fried or boiled in its skin.
In the UK, black pudding is considered a delicacy in the Black Country, where it can trace its origins back hundreds of years.It is also but to a lesser extent, associated with Lancashire and particularly with the town of Bury, where it is usually boiled and served with malt vinegar out of paper wrapping.[4] In the remainder of the country, and especially in the south, it is usually served sliced and fried or grilled as part of a traditional full breakfast; it is also served this way in Ireland, New Zealand, and the Canadian provinces of Nova Scotia and Newfoundland and Labrador. The further addition of the similar white pudding is an important feature of the traditional Northumbrian, Scottish, Irish and Newfoundland breakfast.
Towns other than Dudley in the West Midlands noted for their black pudding include Bury, Clonakilty, County Cork in Ireland's south west, and Stornoway, Isle of Lewis off the west coast of Scotland.
Black and white pudding, as well as a third variant red pudding is served battered at chip shops in Scotland and England as an alternative to fish and chips."
Never heard of it as an alternative to fish and chips tho??? Unless they mean like a pizza being the alternative to a kebab...on the way home at 3am.
― Phelan Nulty (Local Garda), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:04 (twelve years ago) link
"blood tofu"
― thomp, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:05 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.ce.cn/cysc/sp/ysnn/200801/11/W020080111377230617645.JPG
― thomp, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:06 (twelve years ago) link
i hate you
deep fried black pudding ftw.
― Neil S, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:06 (twelve years ago) link
As German Americans are one of the largest ancestral groups in the United States
The largest surely
― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:08 (twelve years ago) link
now feel like malicious edit to black pudding page
― Phelan Nulty (Local Garda), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:09 (twelve years ago) link
"German Americans are citizens of the United States of German ancestry and comprise about 51 million people, or 17% of the U.S. population, the country's largest self-reported ancestral group."
― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:11 (twelve years ago) link
Black and white pudding, as well as a third variant red pudding is served battered at chip shops in Scotland and England as an alternative to fish and chips.
In some parts of Ireland, notably Cork and Kerry, a yellow or green pudding can be served which is made using goats cheese and turmeric.
lol hmm which could be false here
― Phelan Nulty (Local Garda), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:11 (twelve years ago) link
Feel like a lengthy discussion of blood sausage is the only appropriate way to go.
― Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:26 (twelve years ago) link
not a huge fan of the spanish ones myself...a bit heavy on the cumin
― Phelan Nulty (Local Garda), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:28 (twelve years ago) link
wonder how many ppl have been confused by 'red tofu'
― just sayin, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:29 (twelve years ago) link
it's not like American posters would be cheering on a bad ILM comedy thread called "keep the meme alive: Kim Kardashian's Ass"
― some dude, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:32 (twelve years ago) link
Let's face it, you Americans and you Belgians have so much in common, so much shared history, yet you just can't get along
― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:35 (twelve years ago) link
Erm...
Alicia Key's Ass
― Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:36 (twelve years ago) link
that was on ILE, also where's the cheering
― some dude, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:40 (twelve years ago) link
Anyway the point is that this IS a totally lame subject for a thread and yet STILL Whiney has managed to turn people in vague sheepish supporters with a prime demonstration of why he's unfunny and everybody hates him. Whiney, I know you get distressed and bewildered when people reference cultural contexts other than yours but it was an image that was shown to billions of people around the world.
Enough of this shit on our blood sausages of the world thread, anyway.
― Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:40 (twelve years ago) link
this is hardly the best occasion to act like a "bobby" and lay down the law with Whiney, guv'nah
― some dude, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:45 (twelve years ago) link
it's more like 'no one would respond to nominal kim kardashian ass thread by complaining about americans in general', i think. also we are a pinched and humourless nation.
― thomp, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:47 (twelve years ago) link
xxpost, most people love me on this board and have no idea who you are, fwiw
― laroo tbh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:48 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JofwEB9g1zg
(There isn't really anyone cheering the original thread premise, that I can see)
― Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:48 (twelve years ago) link
i really want some black pudding now
― wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:51 (twelve years ago) link
most people love me on this board
this takes chutzpah coming from probably the most-banned poster evr
― underrated homophobic raps i have dropped (history mayne), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:52 (twelve years ago) link
― Matt DC, Friday, May 13, 2011 8:48 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
i know, that was my point!
― some dude, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:52 (twelve years ago) link
god black sausage is so fucking good.
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:52 (twelve years ago) link
I've got to say I'm not sure about this one from Vietnam.
― Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:53 (twelve years ago) link
like, why are you going to the mat for a thread that everyone knows is stupid even if they understand the reference?
― some dude, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:53 (twelve years ago) link
nah, i think one of the better aspects of blood sausage is they've cooked the fucking blood
― wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:54 (twelve years ago) link
i think it's more that he's calling whiney out for being a cock? which he was, to be quite fair, at the end of the day. full stop.
xpost
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:54 (twelve years ago) link
like, why are you going to the mat for a thread that everyone knows is stupid even if they understand the reference?― some dude, Friday, May 13, 2011 1:53 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
― some dude, Friday, May 13, 2011 1:53 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
it's called 'national pride' son
― underrated homophobic raps i have dropped (history mayne), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:55 (twelve years ago) link
absolutely no harm in shitting up a thread that was shit to begin with imo
― some dude, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:55 (twelve years ago) link
this takes chutzpah coming from probably the most-banned poster evr― underrated homophobic raps i have dropped (history mayne), Friday, May 13, 2011 8:52 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― underrated homophobic raps i have dropped (history mayne), Friday, May 13, 2011 8:52 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
is my name l0u1s jagg3r?
― laroo tbh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:55 (twelve years ago) link
(also: not the first time a brit has pointlessly and thanklessly gone to the mat for the sake of belgium am i right)
― underrated homophobic raps i have dropped (history mayne), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:56 (twelve years ago) link
also, if i actually got the vibe that more people hated me than loved me here, i would stop posting entirely. i have a great support network of friends on ilx who fully support my shitting up of shitty britty threads
― laroo tbh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:56 (twelve years ago) link
partial to "Boudin" blanc myself, which despite the name is not made of blood at all
― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:57 (twelve years ago) link
Nah as Tracer says I was just calling Whiney out for being a cock. Now I just want to talk about blood sausage.
― Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:57 (twelve years ago) link
it's so sad, he had a great support network of friends on ilx
― underrated homophobic raps i have dropped (history mayne), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:58 (twelve years ago) link
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, May 13, 2011 8:54 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
In my defense, if ruining crappy threads and poking fun at british people is being a cock, i think we need to take a step back. This is some real lightweight dickery on my part imho
― laroo tbh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:58 (twelve years ago) link
not sure whether Belgium has any authentic homegrown blood sausages though - will need to check, though I can recommend a fantastic offal restaurant in Brussels.
― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:58 (twelve years ago) link
i think the thing is Whiney that those of us who like many aspects of the US and its people and hate kneejerk anti-Americanism amongst our fellow Brits occasionally get a bit bored of the old "JEEESUS THE REST OF THE WORLD ARE BACKWARD SAVAGES WHO NEED THE FIRM SMACK OF OUR CULTURAL IMPERIALISM" shtick
― wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:59 (twelve years ago) link
i'm sorry StanM and I'm really sorry "Pippa's arse." I'm so sorry I didn't watch more of the most pointless, needlessly expensive, piece of shit distraction in human history so I would know what you look like
― laroo tbh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 13 May 2011 13:00 (twelve years ago) link
cos tbh if somebody was always posting LOL SEPTICS it wd look cock-esque too
― wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 13:00 (twelve years ago) link
but it's always fun to watch u deliberately missing the point, kinda masterly really
― wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, May 13, 2011 8:59 AM (23 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
the thing is, I WAS JOKING!!!
My two favorite restaurants in the world are in Britain.
No they are not Subways that are side by side
― laroo tbh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 13 May 2011 13:01 (twelve years ago) link
"ruining crappy threads"
makes you ~think~
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 13 May 2011 13:01 (twelve years ago) link
I think the golden rule of ruining crappy threads is not to immediately make yourself look worse than the original poster.
― Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 13:01 (twelve years ago) link
okay everything forgiven for "No they are not Subways that are side by side"
― wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 13:02 (twelve years ago) link
Though, i was in a rush once in London and popped into a British Subway. They still call them "six inch subs" even though no one used the metric system there
― laroo tbh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 13 May 2011 13:03 (twelve years ago) link
― Matt DC, Friday, May 13, 2011 9:01 AM (59 seconds ago) Bookmark
i dunno, man, "Pippa's Arse Live On Two Legs" is kinda rock bottom
― some dude, Friday, 13 May 2011 13:04 (twelve years ago) link
so glad that didn't say "pooped into" like I thought it did at first.
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 13 May 2011 13:05 (twelve years ago) link
tbf he lost me at "Pippa's Arse"
― wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 13:05 (twelve years ago) link
lightweight dickery goes in the 'possible titles for memoir' box
― THE Alan Moulder?!? (Ówen P.), Friday, 13 May 2011 13:06 (twelve years ago) link
great_thread.gif
― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Friday, 13 May 2011 13:07 (twelve years ago) link
Brits are fucking mental when it comes to imperial vs metric.
― Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 13:07 (twelve years ago) link
all the americans in this thread otm
http://www.thehugsproject.com/BlessTheUSA.gif
― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Friday, 13 May 2011 13:08 (twelve years ago) link
this wouldn't have happened if he hadn't dissed black pudding
― wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 13:08 (twelve years ago) link
black pudding... more like WACK PUDDING
― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Friday, 13 May 2011 13:09 (twelve years ago) link
They still call them "six inch subs" even though no one used the metric system there― laroo tbh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, May 13, 2011 2:03 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark
― laroo tbh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, May 13, 2011 2:03 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark
...
― underrated homophobic raps i have dropped (history mayne), Friday, 13 May 2011 13:11 (twelve years ago) link
some of whiney's best friends are wack
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 13 May 2011 13:11 (twelve years ago) link
they call them Subs Royale
― wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 13:12 (twelve years ago) link
and you can get beer in the newsagents
often whether u want it or not
Strike in favour of the US frankly.
― Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 13:20 (twelve years ago) link
Trying to think of countries where you can get beer in vending machines. I have much affection for France and Denmark as a result.
― Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 13:21 (twelve years ago) link
Street booths in Czech Republic are great for "traveller" purposes.
― Neil S, Friday, 13 May 2011 13:23 (twelve years ago) link
this makes it worse. if you were serious you could have the excuse of ignorance. as it is you made about the shittest possible joke and made yourself look like a know nothing moron.
for the 300th time or so. no wonder everyone thinks you're a total wanker, what a joke of a person.
― Phelan Nulty (Local Garda), Friday, 13 May 2011 13:27 (twelve years ago) link
Getting this thread back on topic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-nvpU8sE7U
― Fear Moldova and the Nation of Leaners (seandalai), Friday, 13 May 2011 13:38 (twelve years ago) link
lol whoa local hardman
― some dude, Friday, 13 May 2011 13:41 (twelve years ago) link
― laroo tbh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, May 13, 2011 12:22 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark
i love the idea that if Whiney had gone "oh that post was serious, I was actually trying to be friendly" it'd be all okay
― some dude, Friday, 13 May 2011 13:42 (twelve years ago) link
think you're not quite getting my point...
― Phelan Nulty (Local Garda), Friday, 13 May 2011 13:43 (twelve years ago) link
Well, I certainly read "nobody in europe eats black pudding" from it also.
xpost ooh, there's a point...
― Mark G, Friday, 13 May 2011 13:44 (twelve years ago) link
re way upthread:
http://i.imgur.com/1YRVF.jpg
― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 13 May 2011 13:59 (twelve years ago) link
Still, the naked boobies in the window of "The Rescuers" was true.
― Mark G, Friday, 13 May 2011 14:01 (twelve years ago) link
Well, yes, and thank god for that.
― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 13 May 2011 14:01 (twelve years ago) link
if i actually got the vibe that more people hated me than loved me here, i would stop posting entirely
an hour passed and this still isn't a poll? let's not miss this opportunity folks.
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 13 May 2011 14:07 (twelve years ago) link
http://pnwbands.com/CBT75.jpg
― wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 14:10 (twelve years ago) link
Honestly kind of surprised this thread hasn't been imagebombed with actual shots of the arse in question.
― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 13 May 2011 14:11 (twelve years ago) link
it's quite unremarkable tbh
― wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 14:23 (twelve years ago) link
could show you some nice belgian buns if you want
― immer wieder, ralf & günther (NickB), Friday, 13 May 2011 14:24 (twelve years ago) link
she looked good at the wedding but it's not really memeworthy
― underrated homophobic raps i have dropped (history mayne), Friday, 13 May 2011 14:25 (twelve years ago) link
Massive paucity of imagination on behalf of the world's media really.
― Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 14:28 (twelve years ago) link
Doesn't that pretty much sum up the whole wedding anyway?
― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 13 May 2011 14:32 (twelve years ago) link
how ironic that a thread about pippa's arse has led to deep british butthurt
― J0rdan S., Friday, 13 May 2011 14:38 (twelve years ago) link
i wasn't even aware that it was any sort of "meme" and have no idea why anyone would have thought this thread was any sort of existent idea, let alone a good one
― lex pretend, Friday, 13 May 2011 14:41 (twelve years ago) link
It was all worth it to see Whiney kinda fly off the handle at the start and launch into his little all-caps tirade.
― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 13 May 2011 14:42 (twelve years ago) link
Being confused with Belgians can do that to a person. But I suppose we're both in Europe and we begin with a B.
― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 14:43 (twelve years ago) link
otm first response tbh
― the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Friday, 13 May 2011 14:44 (twelve years ago) link
Rapidly downhill thereafter
― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 14:45 (twelve years ago) link
if you're an American that didnt crack up at whiney itt then you need to gtfo of our country imo
― J0rdan S., Friday, 13 May 2011 14:46 (twelve years ago) link
― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, May 13, 2011 10:42 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
whiney turns on capslock for like 10 posts a day, i don't think his blood pressure rises one bit for most of them. i mean his biggest problem as a poster is that he feigns vein-popping outrage when he's usually clearly just bored.
― some dude, Friday, 13 May 2011 14:47 (twelve years ago) link
I wasn't seriously suggesting he flew off the handle irl or something, c'mon. It was funny.
― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 13 May 2011 14:50 (twelve years ago) link
whiney's first "wtf" post = otmwhiney's second caps locky post = criiiiiiiinge @ terrible failed humour
― lex pretend, Friday, 13 May 2011 14:50 (twelve years ago) link
i'm britisher but have to say i did LOL a bit @ whiney's cockney thing. I know he pulls this shit all the time, but..
― broodje kroket (dog latin), Friday, 13 May 2011 14:51 (twelve years ago) link
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/18/15/enhanced-buzz-32470-1300477957-33.jpg
FIrst bin Laden, and now this thread. What a fortnight.
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 13 May 2011 14:51 (twelve years ago) link
his biggest problem as a poster
another great poll opportunity here. am voting for 'is a tedious douche'.
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 13 May 2011 14:53 (twelve years ago) link
sarge & rest of americans otm
rip big man
http://www.lilith-ezine.com/articles/canada/2008/images/Soldiers-Funeral.jpg
― the buttonmasher, the party crasher, the forget-my-lotion skin rasher (k3vin k.), Friday, 13 May 2011 14:54 (twelve years ago) link
haha yeah apparently Whiney just got SB'd again! he asked me to post this as his 'last word' on the thread:
not to fruitlessly defend myself too much more in the eyes of my dear friends the brits. But if I had a red-blooded American thread called "Damn, look at the terlet on Kim Kardashian" I think it would be totally fair game if someone posted "HYUK HYUK I GET ALL THE NEWS I NEED FROM THE TMZ SHOW ON THE TEE VEE AND FROM DRINKIN MY WASHING-TUB MOONSHINE... OOPS I JUST SHOT MY DUMB SELF."
I might even lol me a lol.
\O_o/
― some dude, Friday, 13 May 2011 14:55 (twelve years ago) link
whiney otm
― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 13 May 2011 14:56 (twelve years ago) link
Well, that's "something to say"
― Mark G, Friday, 13 May 2011 14:56 (twelve years ago) link
Pretty funny that people still think this thread was started by someone British tbh
― a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 13 May 2011 14:56 (twelve years ago) link
I'll sb any Britisher who tries to say that, btw.
Any Yankee as well.
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 13 May 2011 14:57 (twelve years ago) link
Tell me he didn't pick up a bunch of SBs for "BLOOD SAUSAGE"
― the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Friday, 13 May 2011 14:57 (twelve years ago) link
I think it would be totally fair game if someone posted "HYUK HYUK I GET ALL THE NEWS I NEED FROM THE TMZ SHOW ON THE TEE VEE AND FROM DRINKIN MY WASHING-TUB MOONSHINE... OOPS I JUST SHOT MY DUMB SELF."
it's not not fair game, it's just not funny is all
(im not a whiney hater, never banned him iirc, just sayin)
― underrated homophobic raps i have dropped (history mayne), Friday, 13 May 2011 14:57 (twelve years ago) link
Funniest thing is the fact that StanM is Belgian and even mentions a Belgian newspaper in his post, there's not a great readership for Belgian newspapers in the UK afaik
― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 14:58 (twelve years ago) link
sonned by fake Britisher in BLOOD SAUSAGE beef
― the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Friday, 13 May 2011 14:58 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 13 May 2011 14:58 (twelve years ago) link
btw this:
C'mon, who could possibly resist SB'ing that? I know I couldn't
― a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 13 May 2011 14:58 (twelve years ago) link
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg7qia1xEA1qf0vpf.gif
― Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 14:59 (twelve years ago) link
yeah it's hilarious that people would assume someone starting a thread about "Pippa's arse" is British, what a strange mixup
― some dude, Friday, 13 May 2011 14:59 (twelve years ago) link
Kinda sad if Whiney got sb'd over a careless blood sausage
― immer wieder, ralf & günther (NickB), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:00 (twelve years ago) link
^^
What season is Whiney eligible for the SB Hall of Fame?
― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:00 (twelve years ago) link
Uh, why?
― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:00 (twelve years ago) link
that was american sarcasm
― the buttonmasher, the party crasher, the forget-my-lotion skin rasher (k3vin k.), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:01 (twelve years ago) link
Showing results for blood sausage pizza. Search instead for blood sausage pippa
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 13 May 2011 15:01 (twelve years ago) link
Sacassm
― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link
But if I had a red-blooded American thread called "Damn, look at the terlet on Kim Kardashian" I think it would be totally fair game if someone posted "HYUK HYUK I GET ALL THE NEWS I NEED FROM THE TMZ SHOW ON THE TEE VEE AND FROM DRINKIN MY WASHING-TUB MOONSHINE... OOPS I JUST SHOT MY DUMB SELF."
Original post isn't actually going all "OMG Pippa's arse" though, I *think* he's taking the piss out of the media phenomenon.
― Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link
The Belgian media that is
― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:03 (twelve years ago) link
(Fwiw Whiney was on about 48 SBs before this thread)
― Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 15:03 (twelve years ago) link
this thread would be 100x better if it was just pictures this chick's butt and ppl commenting tbh
― the buttonmasher, the party crasher, the forget-my-lotion skin rasher (k3vin k.), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.crossed-flag-pins.com/Friendship-Pins/Belgium/Flag-Pins-Belgium-Great-Britain.jpg
― Stevie T, Friday, 13 May 2011 15:05 (twelve years ago) link
http://newsthump.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/pippa-middleton-arse.jpg
― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:07 (twelve years ago) link
http://ohmars.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/captain_america_2.jpg
^^ photo of whiney taken from point of view of british citizens on this thread
― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:08 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.posterlovers.com/gallery/data/629/Mickey-Mouse-Salutes-America.jpg
― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:09 (twelve years ago) link
only a certain type of person would make a joke this dumb. it's hardly surprising you'd lol at an equally shit joke coming from the other side of the atlantic, since you seemed to find your original woeful attempt worth posting.
― Phelan Nulty (Local Garda), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:09 (twelve years ago) link
photo of whiney taken from point of view of british citizens on this thread
Close, but more like this really...
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_exBk0lN4xa8/Sp9aWsqGOdI/AAAAAAAAAaU/cbC-7T_9ZcM/s1600/5488_671810000466_25506515_38484082_769665_n.jpg
― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:11 (twelve years ago) link
― wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, May 13, 2011 7:59 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
would give pippa's arse a firm smack of cultural imperialism
― i'm a fucking walking pair of Docs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:11 (twelve years ago) link
http://reilly2040.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/captain_britain13.jpg
― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:11 (twelve years ago) link
http://edu.glogster.com/media/4/25/10/41/25104165.jpg
― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:11 (twelve years ago) link
why does ILX get all 1812'd out on a Friday afternoon?
― wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link
http://i465.photobucket.com/albums/rr17/SelimYavuz/CaptainAmericavsCaptainBritain.jpg
― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vg7_gaVUd0
― Phelan Nulty (Local Garda), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link
I'm just quietly sitting here waiting until someone calls Local Garda British
― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x296/acewasp23/437569-sam.jpg
― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:14 (twelve years ago) link
http://auteursnotebook.s3.amazonaws.com/Individual%20images/strangepie.jpg
― wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:14 (twelve years ago) link
fucking a i am seriously almost crying, whiney getting sb'd for this is so fucking amazing
playing this in your honor good soldier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keIvA2wSPZc
― i'm a fucking walking pair of Docs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:14 (twelve years ago) link
Sundae, a Korean blood sausage
Sundae, bloody sundae...
― Concatenated without abruption (Michael White), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:14 (twelve years ago) link
― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:14 (twelve years ago) link
Whiney getting SB'd for this is about like capturing Capone for tax evasion.
― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:15 (twelve years ago) link
thanks whiney, for turning shit thread into gold
http://www.monstertrucks-uk.com/usa-1riv.jpg
see you soon ...
― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 13 May 2011 15:15 (twelve years ago) link
haha xp
― J0rdan S., Friday, 13 May 2011 15:15 (twelve years ago) link
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5scb27ImT1qbmcovo1_500.jpg
― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:15 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KMyBnFyI3I
― wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:16 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.logicalcreativity.com/jon/CBvsCA.jpg
― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:16 (twelve years ago) link
― wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, May 13, 2011 10:12 AM Bookmark
It's Friday morning, you imperialist.
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 13 May 2011 15:17 (twelve years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__v16ajx69Mw/Ss_uYuqiI7I/AAAAAAAAFoo/mu-YKvjqshs/s400/Captain+America+%23306+page+14+panel+7.jpg
― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:17 (twelve years ago) link
pudding c.1300, "a kind of sausage: the stomach or one of the entrails of a pig, sheep, etc., stuffed with minced meat, suet, seasoning, boiled and kept till needed," perhaps from a West Germanic stem *pud- "to swell" (cf. O.E. puduc "a wen," Westphalian dial. puddek "lump, pudding," Low Ger. pudde-wurst "black pudding," English dialectal pod "belly," also cf. pudgy). Other possibility is that it is from O.Fr. boudin "sausage," from V.L. *botellinus, from L. botellus "sausage" (change of Fr. b- to English p- presents difficulties, but cf. purse). The modern sense had emerged by 1670, from extension to other foods boiled or steamed in a bag or sack. German pudding, Fr. pouding, Swed. pudding, Ir. putog are from English.
― Concatenated without abruption (Michael White), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:17 (twelve years ago) link
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_Sh5w06iMxNA/S5dqOxzR9sI/AAAAAAAAGHk/iE44vf0-_zY/captain_britain_fauxweekly_cliffrobinson.jpg
lol what a fucking pathetic flameout
― call all destroyer, Friday, 13 May 2011 15:17 (twelve years ago) link
― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, May 13, 2011 11:12 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
see this is less "Americans are so self-centered" and more "not everyone who posts here knows the life story of everyone else who posts here
― some dude, Friday, 13 May 2011 15:17 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zOQ50PDUOM
― some dude, Friday, 13 May 2011 15:18 (twelve years ago) link
I note the truck pic above is from monstertrucks-UK.com COINCIDENCE???
― Neil S, Friday, 13 May 2011 15:19 (twelve years ago) link
no it's not, it's "anyone who points out stupid insular bullshit about britain must be british"
― Phelan Nulty (Local Garda), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:19 (twelve years ago) link
if only jaymc had been here
― wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:19 (twelve years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rc_nnuMe3M8/Sfhepnqd7WI/AAAAAAAADXg/rJpKigM5HZk/s400/captain+britain+38.jpg
l-r: whiney, captain britain
― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:19 (twelve years ago) link
Possibly, but the clue's in the name
― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:20 (twelve years ago) link
― Phelan Nulty (Local Garda), Friday, May 13, 2011 11:19 AM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark
not really, nobody ever seems to mistake Ned's nationality
― some dude, Friday, 13 May 2011 15:20 (twelve years ago) link
Even tribes in the Amazon know Ned's nationality
― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:21 (twelve years ago) link
did someone accuse local garda of "being british" or are we having an argument about a hyopthetical now
― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:21 (twelve years ago) link
C'mon, Ned's a citizen of the world
― Concatenated without abruption (Michael White), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:22 (twelve years ago) link
the latter (xpost)
― some dude, Friday, 13 May 2011 15:22 (twelve years ago) link
max cos it's never happened in this exact context. or scottish, even better! several times.
― Phelan Nulty (Local Garda), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:23 (twelve years ago) link
I can't believe Local Garda is Norwegian.
― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:24 (twelve years ago) link
http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=778118&stc=1&d=1252960548
pictured: local garda
― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:24 (twelve years ago) link
I think someone did actually - on the Wire thread or something.
― Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 15:25 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.woollypigs.com/images/Scotts_porridge_oats.jpg
Scottish people are British <------- max. snootiness
― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:26 (twelve years ago) link
come on, nobody really cares which pissant little subject nation us hilarious Europeans are from
― wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:26 (twelve years ago) link
loads of threads...esp ones like this. obv the concept of calling "me so sowwy" jokes stupid and not being from the country that's on the receiving end is totally alien.
― Phelan Nulty (Local Garda), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:28 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.google.com/search?q=Pippa%27s+bottom+causes+marital+problems
― goole, Friday, 13 May 2011 15:32 (twelve years ago) link
― wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, May 13, 2011 11:26 AM (6 minutes ago)
not any more than they care whether a north american poster is from the east coast or the west coast or canada or hoos is mexican, no
― some dude, Friday, 13 May 2011 15:34 (twelve years ago) link
fwiw i really love a lot of bbc miniseries
― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:35 (twelve years ago) link
Did you see the one about the BLOOD SAUSAGE?
― immer wieder, ralf & günther (NickB), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:36 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZOheod-dW0&feature=related
lol this just came up on my playlist and the 4'20" bit made me lol
― wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:39 (twelve years ago) link
ichlugebullets: Yo, @1000TimesYes: http://bit.ly/iU0vjd
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 13 May 2011 15:41 (twelve years ago) link
lol @ dom still reading ilx years after he was banned
― lex pretend, Friday, 13 May 2011 15:44 (twelve years ago) link
but in the meantime just refrain from posting his hit here by proxy
Do you post on every thread that you read?
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 13 May 2011 15:45 (twelve years ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_t4MmruVeemM/S9SRyzLtMjI/AAAAAAAACL4/brQ5f5BUz7A/s1600/David_Cameron.jpg
― Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 15:47 (twelve years ago) link
no?
― lex pretend, Friday, 13 May 2011 15:47 (twelve years ago) link
― i'm a fucking walking pair of Docs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, May 13, 2011 11:11 AM (36 minutes ago)
finally someone shows up to this thread
― the buttonmasher, the party crasher, the forget-my-lotion skin rasher (k3vin k.), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:51 (twelve years ago) link
crazy how brits like local garda and stanM are still butthurt over 1776/1812 - rip whiney you died for your country
― the buttonmasher, the party crasher, the forget-my-lotion skin rasher (k3vin k.), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:54 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.andybarefoot.com/politics/poster.php?line1=OI+MATES+SOME+BIG+BOTTOM+BIRD+IS+ALL+OVER+THE+NEWSY+WEWSIES&line2=I%22M+GONNA+MAKE+ME+A+%27ORRIBLE+POST+ABOUT+IT+TO+ME+ILXOR+CHUMS&logo1=Whiney&logo2=G.&logo3=Weingarten&tagline1=ALSO+BLOOD+SAUSAGE+IS+DELICIOUS+&size=3
― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:54 (twelve years ago) link
http://planetwebdesign.com/americacries1agc.jpg
― the buttonmasher, the party crasher, the forget-my-lotion skin rasher (k3vin k.), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:55 (twelve years ago) link
Thread has been hilarious for the last 100 posts or so.
― Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 15:57 (twelve years ago) link
i don't think the thread has been anywhere close to hilarious at any point in its godforsaken life
― lex pretend, Friday, 13 May 2011 15:58 (twelve years ago) link
OTM
― broodje kroket (dog latin), Friday, 13 May 2011 16:00 (twelve years ago) link
it was hilarious when whiney got banned
― call all destroyer, Friday, 13 May 2011 16:00 (twelve years ago) link
oh yeah that raised a chuckle i guess
― lex pretend, Friday, 13 May 2011 16:01 (twelve years ago) link
i don't think a self-professed hater of comedy should be judging the relative hilarity of an ilx thread
― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 13 May 2011 16:01 (twelve years ago) link
also, if i actually got the vibe that more people hated me than loved me here, i would stop posting entirely. i have a great support network of friends on ilx
^ lolled at this
― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 16:02 (twelve years ago) link
"It's not funny, but it still makes us laugh"
― broodje kroket (dog latin), Friday, 13 May 2011 16:02 (twelve years ago) link
loooool omg
keep the meme alive indeed
just....
― Lamp, Friday, 13 May 2011 16:08 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/tg6yS.gif
― You Get Hoynes (bnw), Friday, 13 May 2011 16:12 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9aYrHzEW-w
― wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 16:15 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-nephew-a-very-funny-young-man,20354/
― Phelan Nulty (Local Garda), Friday, 13 May 2011 16:40 (twelve years ago) link
so how does Cockney Whiney pronounce 'ILXOR'?
― excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 13 May 2011 16:47 (twelve years ago) link
ME AWFUL ILKSORE CHUMS!
is there a cockney rhyming slang thread? that shit is dope
― i'm a fucking walking pair of Docs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 13 May 2011 16:49 (twelve years ago) link
do ppl still do that irl?
― i'm a fucking walking pair of Docs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 13 May 2011 16:50 (twelve years ago) link
"hilarious" Simpsons episode on this very topic showing here in Olde Londone Towne right now
― Neil S, Friday, 13 May 2011 17:05 (twelve years ago) link
thanks everybody for keeping the meme alive
― gr8080, Friday, 13 May 2011 18:19 (twelve years ago) link
http://pippasass.com/
― scott seward, Friday, 13 May 2011 18:24 (twelve years ago) link
This is just a tribute!
― gr8080, Friday, 13 May 2011 18:30 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Fans-of-Pippas-Ass/120357254710904
― scott seward, Friday, 13 May 2011 18:31 (twelve years ago) link
never heard of her until today but i think i'm becoming a fan too!
― scott seward, Friday, 13 May 2011 18:32 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/imageBank/p/Pippa-Middleton-t-shirt.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 13 May 2011 18:34 (twelve years ago) link
it's quite a can
― goole, Friday, 13 May 2011 18:41 (twelve years ago) link
i honestly didn't know about that wedding until i saw an episode of The Middle about it. i really am an amerikkkan!
― scott seward, Friday, 13 May 2011 18:44 (twelve years ago) link
i get all my news from sitcoms.
― scott seward, Friday, 13 May 2011 18:45 (twelve years ago) link
I get all my news from ILX
― Confused Turtle (Zora), Friday, 13 May 2011 18:48 (twelve years ago) link
i've stopped reading. in general.
― scott seward, Friday, 13 May 2011 18:49 (twelve years ago) link
i still like butts though.
― scott seward, Friday, 13 May 2011 18:50 (twelve years ago) link
http://thepqnation.com/livingwicked/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/wisdom.gif
― goole, Friday, 13 May 2011 18:51 (twelve years ago) link
Butt may refer to:
Butt (volume), a unit of wineButt (archery), a target for practicing archeryButt (sailing), a joint between planks of wood on a shipButt (name)Butt (Asian surname), a tribe from Kashmir in Pakistan and IndiaButt (magazine)Buttocks or buttButt joint, a woodworking joinery techniqueHeadbutt or butt, a blow administered with the headButtstock or butt, a part of a rifle or other firearmThe Butt, a 2008 novel by Will SelfBoston butt or pork butt, a pork shoulderPart of a cigaretteButtsButt-head, a character from Beavis and Butt-head"What What (In the Butt)", a song by Samwell"Butt Butt", a song by Monrose from Temptation
― Confused Turtle (Zora), Friday, 13 May 2011 18:51 (twelve years ago) link
http://i51.tinypic.com/6zn1hi.jpg
― markers, Friday, 13 May 2011 19:12 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU7XsoQXSW8
― i'm a fucking walking pair of Docs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 13 May 2011 19:47 (twelve years ago) link
keep reading this thread title to the tune of "turn the beat around"
― the first rule of debate club (Edward III), Friday, 13 May 2011 19:55 (twelve years ago) link
Is StanM OK? After this and the "the fucher of white ppl!!!!" thread, it seems people going out on a limb to do something funny and bombing are rarely let down nicely. Doesn't have to be that way. Could at least give them a sympathetic pat on the head and leave the thread alone.
― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Friday, 13 May 2011 19:56 (twelve years ago) link
cool meme, brittain
― u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Sunday, December 19, 2010 8:50 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark
― gr8080, Friday, 13 May 2011 20:00 (twelve years ago) link
I don't really think it's that great of a butt; stan m was right to pivot a parody thread around it
― excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 13 May 2011 20:05 (twelve years ago) link
butt crazy britain
― some dude, Friday, 13 May 2011 20:23 (twelve years ago) link
Arse crazy please, unless you're talking about the tail end of a cigarette.
― Confused Turtle (Zora), Friday, 13 May 2011 20:25 (twelve years ago) link
fag crazy in the UK
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 13 May 2011 20:26 (twelve years ago) link
We love us some gays.
― Confused Turtle (Zora), Friday, 13 May 2011 20:26 (twelve years ago) link
http://u1.ipernity.com/12/10/39/5981039.f9ecbabd.560.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 13 May 2011 20:29 (twelve years ago) link
http://vintagespankingmagazines.com/images/Phoenix_043.jpg?922
― scott seward, Friday, 13 May 2011 20:30 (twelve years ago) link
http://podcast.theoffside.com/files/2009/12/england-vs-usa-badge.png
― MPx4A, Friday, 13 May 2011 20:37 (twelve years ago) link
True, its unforgiving structure meant Pippa had to mince up and down the Abbey aisle like a geisha with corns, but it was worth it.
After all, her role as maid of honour was a secondary one. Hold the bouquet, keep smiling, don’t let the bride get spinach on her teeth.
Most importantly, she had to attend to a majestic bridal train that was almost nine feet long. A duty that required a lot of bending over.
So if you have to do this in front of a global audience of billions, you might as well bunny dip in an unforgettable frock that is going to maximise your best asset.
Mince, mince, mince, dip, dip, dip, she went; our glorious Pippa the Big Dipper. Not since the first Panzer tank turned and fled at the battle of El Alamein has a rear end made such an impression on the world.
The impact has been incredible. So much so it is no exaggeration to say everything has changed for Pippa.
Awesumb.
― Gorge, Friday, 13 May 2011 22:18 (twelve years ago) link
like I mean do these people sit and write novels about their female busdriver's ass based on an experience they had when they bent over to pick up a quarter?
wtf?
― starland vocal banned (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 May 2011 22:20 (twelve years ago) link
that's what Ulysses is about iirc
― tylerw, Friday, 13 May 2011 22:22 (twelve years ago) link
kinda feels like this was the thread frogbs was born to post in. ;_;
― excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 13 May 2011 22:32 (twelve years ago) link
fuck you're right. Team USA losing cause our star player is in the penalty box :-(
― gr8080, Friday, 13 May 2011 22:38 (twelve years ago) link
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9627011/WS11.jpg
― THAT'S LIGHTWEIGHT DICKERY (dayo), Friday, 13 May 2011 23:29 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1lFpyMYDhs&feature=related
― no xmas for jonchaies (nakhchivan), Friday, 13 May 2011 23:32 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xKdKaAjw-o&feature=related
― no xmas for jonchaies (nakhchivan), Friday, 13 May 2011 23:34 (twelve years ago) link
i'm the type of guy who says, "black pudding is delicious."
― The Reverend Sun Myung Goon (Pillbox), Friday, 13 May 2011 23:44 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSrDjVw8w48
― Tuomas, Saturday, 14 May 2011 09:01 (twelve years ago) link
fuck you're right. Team USA losing cause our star player is in the penalty box :-(― gr8080, Friday, 13 May 2011 23:38 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― gr8080, Friday, 13 May 2011 23:38 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
In soccer you want your best players in the penalty box.
We have so much to learn from each other.
― the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Saturday, 14 May 2011 09:42 (twelve years ago) link
*keeps the meme alive*
― ☂ (max), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 22:48 (twelve years ago) link
― laroo tbh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, May 12, 2011 11:22 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
this post still make me lol
― van ingalls wilder (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 22:56 (twelve years ago) link
me too, it's hilarious.
― estela, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 22:59 (twelve years ago) link
it made me check ctrl+f for "banger in the mouth"
― Sébastien, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 23:00 (twelve years ago) link
NEWSY WEWSIES
― ☂ (max), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link
NEWSY WEWSIES indeed
― brian da facepalma (NickB), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 23:02 (twelve years ago) link
JAMES MURDOCH CALLED IN FRONT OF PARLIAMENT OVER NEWSY WEWSIES SCANDAL
― ☂ (max), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 23:03 (twelve years ago) link
NEWSY WEWSIES OF THE WOWLD, INNIT
― brian da facepalma (NickB), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 23:04 (twelve years ago) link
"OI MATES, LETS TAP SOME PHONES AND GET THE REAL NEWSIE-WEWSIES, ALSO GET ME A BLOOD SAUSAGE" -- rebekah brooks
― ☂ (max), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 23:10 (twelve years ago) link
― scott seward, Friday, May 13, 2011 2:49 PM
― scott seward, Friday, May 13, 2011 2:50 PM
― markers, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 23:17 (twelve years ago) link
― Sébastien, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 23:00 (Yesterday)
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/3600000/AD-Animated-gif-arrested-development-3695371-300-169.gif
― Dear Projectionist (blueski), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 00:18 (twelve years ago) link
On behalf of the US arm of ILM, to the UK arm of ILM, in the words of Bob Dylan to Led Zeppelin manager Peter Grant, "I don't come to you with my problems, do I?"
― Iago Galdston, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 00:27 (twelve years ago) link
― gr8080, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 00:39 (twelve years ago) link
oi mates I LOVE CRICKET: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX is keeping the meme alive:
http://gawker.com/5830715/was-pippa-middletons-butt-padded
― you cant care about popular culture right now and not partake in (history mayne), Sunday, 14 August 2011 18:18 (twelve years ago) link
y'all got some shockingly low standards for asses over there, on the evidence
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 14 August 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link
i know right?
― Looking for Mrs Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 August 2011 18:27 (twelve years ago) link
also a lot of sycophantic fuckers
thanks for keeping the meme alive
― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 14 August 2011 18:32 (twelve years ago) link
bumsie wumsies
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 14 August 2011 18:34 (twelve years ago) link
considered making a "newsie wewsies" joke but i dont do fan service
― max, Sunday, 14 August 2011 18:41 (twelve years ago) link
I am reading this in a public spot and just drew unwanted attention by lolling
― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Sunday, 14 August 2011 19:01 (twelve years ago) link
you are the guy with the ass-pics onscreen at the cafe, dan
― bruce actual springsteen (schlump), Sunday, 14 August 2011 19:03 (twelve years ago) link
public arse
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 14 August 2011 19:06 (twelve years ago) link
"Please give me food," says a starving Somalian child
― ogmor, Sunday, 14 August 2011 19:20 (twelve years ago) link
"'ere, try this blood sausage, oi" -- david cameron
― max, Sunday, 14 August 2011 19:21 (twelve years ago) link
so to recap,
http://www.sabotagetimes.com/wp-content/uploads/pippa-butt.jpghttp://ayvaunnpenn.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/somalia-famine.jpg?w=300&h=228http://www.big-t-shirts.com/ProdImages/big/792.jpg
― ogmor, Sunday, 14 August 2011 19:35 (twelve years ago) link
lmao max
― (gr8080), Sunday, 14 August 2011 19:45 (twelve years ago) link
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, August 14, 2011 2:34 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Sunday, 14 August 2011 20:02 (twelve years ago) link
This chick's ass isn't much to write home about IMO. Idgi.
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Sunday, 14 August 2011 20:19 (twelve years ago) link
post what you think are overrated arses
― you cant care about popular culture right now and not partake in (history mayne), Sunday, 14 August 2011 20:21 (twelve years ago) link
i'm guessing the meme comes less from her having an amazing ass and more that it was the fact that it was right in the middle of the camera shot at a key moment in an event that half the country had been transfixed by for months?
― (gr8080), Sunday, 14 August 2011 20:22 (twelve years ago) link
cause that IS pretty lol, watching some dumb wedding and then "oh hey well look at that"
― (gr8080), Sunday, 14 August 2011 20:23 (twelve years ago) link
yup
i say DON'T keep the meme alive -- it was a thing of its moment
the more we learn about kate's less attractive sister, the... idk w/e im over it whatever it is
― you cant care about popular culture right now and not partake in (history mayne), Sunday, 14 August 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link
yeah i mean i'm normally pathetic for posh chix and even i don't give a shit about this one
― Looking for Mrs Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 August 2011 20:29 (twelve years ago) link
in that first gawker photo she's approaching hank hill levels of flat-assedness.
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 14 August 2011 20:37 (twelve years ago) link
totes. this is a perfectly anonymous ass. the beans and rice musta missed her
― shining like national dog shit (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 August 2011 20:41 (twelve years ago) link
Philippa Charlotte "Pippa" Middleton (born 6 September 1983)[1] is an English party planner, socialite and 403 forbidden
― sarahel, Thursday, 20 October 2011 22:22 (twelve years ago) link
Fear Of A Black Pudding
― Conan The Asshander (Doran), Thursday, 20 October 2011 23:13 (twelve years ago) link
so this gun thing
― goole, Monday, 16 April 2012 22:41 (twelve years ago) link
pippa's arsenal
― buzza, Monday, 16 April 2012 22:57 (twelve years ago) link
I got a Pulitzer today for my brave and fearless work in this thread.
― azealia canks (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 00:10 (twelve years ago) link
what the devil is a pulitzer?
― poxen, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 03:13 (twelve years ago) link
"That's when I reach for my Pulitzer"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 06:24 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut99KQbkIOg
"Pippa's arse.. Pippa's arse"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 06:26 (twelve years ago) link
― buzza, Monday, 16 April 2012 22:57 (Yesterday) Permalink
kudos.
― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 07:39 (twelve years ago) link
I loves it when you call me Big Pippa
― poxen, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 12:34 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/04/17/article-2130734-129F079E000005DC-959_634x423.jpg
― beachville, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 12:40 (twelve years ago) link
^looks like her chin's doing the cabbage patch.
― beachville, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 12:41 (twelve years ago) link
would you please move this f-in' waste of a thread to ILE?
― Iago Galdston, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 13:05 (twelve years ago) link
god forbid ppl would post waste to ilm
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 14:47 (twelve years ago) link
it's fine, whatever, but unless her flatus is considered a form of music get it the f--k out of here, m'k?
― Iago Galdston, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 14:55 (twelve years ago) link
stanm was trying to bring a musical dimension to bear on the issue, iago
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 14:56 (twelve years ago) link
sorry, bad mood, i need to rein it in myself--apologies!
― Iago Galdston, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 17:51 (twelve years ago) link
what's the newsie wewsies w/ pippa and that gun?
― Mississippi Butt Hurt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:21 (twelve years ago) link
big bottom birdy ridin dirty
― bnw, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:24 (twelve years ago) link
― some dude, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:24 (twelve years ago) link
arsed & dangerous
― buzza, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:33 (twelve years ago) link
the last newsie wewsies i heard is that its a plastic gun, the photographer knew it was a plastic gun, wasn't scared and doesn't want to press charges
― the late great, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:59 (twelve years ago) link
how it shoot if it's plastic?
― some dude, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 19:01 (twelve years ago) link
rubber bullets, duh
― the late great, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link
keep the meme alive.
― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 20:14 (twelve years ago) link
― the first rule of debate club (Edward III), Friday, May 13, 2011 12:55 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Fook Lee (Matt P), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 20:19 (twelve years ago) link
keep the jeep meme ridin'
― the late great, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 20:41 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.theage.com.au/lifestyle/celebrity/is-pippa-middleton-moving-to-nyc-20121005-273g6.html
she's coming after you weingarten
― linalooool (electricsound), Friday, 5 October 2012 01:28 (eleven years ago) link
blood sausage is eaten all over europe you ignorant cunt
― farte blanche (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 5 October 2012 02:43 (eleven years ago) link
I heard someone on the radio call her P Middy. Googling tells me that's a Thing.
― I am the one and (onimo), Friday, 5 October 2012 12:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/j9Tev.jpg
― ciderpress, Friday, 5 October 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
yay the meme is still alive!!!
― zEUS and Roxanne (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:18 (eleven years ago) link
http://nyrbclassics.tumblr.com/post/44558324599/go-and-throw-down-another-of-your-specials-and#_=_
― caek, Monday, 4 March 2013 20:34 (eleven years ago) link
?
― Mark G, Monday, 4 March 2013 21:32 (eleven years ago) link
m8....
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Monday, 4 March 2013 21:33 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/E7O7MA3.jpg
― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 18 October 2013 03:34 (ten years ago) link
― bnw, Tuesday, April 17, 2012 11:24 AM (1 year ago
― clueless mom complaining about miley Cyrus (sarahell), Friday, 18 October 2013 03:57 (ten years ago) link
namechecked by Viv Albertine in "Still England"
― mahb, Friday, 18 October 2013 13:15 (ten years ago) link
Supporting her sister during the ceremony was Pippa Middleton, pictured leaving Kensington Palace after the celebrations ended
However her £7,000 gift for George, a solid silver copy of his hands and feet, has raised eyebrows
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/26/article-2477642-18F945D900000578-274_634x352.jpg
― Paraoxonases in Inflammation, Infection, and Toxicology (nakhchivan), Monday, 28 October 2013 12:44 (ten years ago) link
just a tawdry version of bronzed shoes i guess, no big whoop
― increasingly desperate demand for high (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 October 2013 12:47 (ten years ago) link
so
― mikelovestfu (wins), Friday, 30 May 2014 12:21 (nine years ago) link
I said oi on the other thread what more dyou want
― dn/ac (darraghmac), Friday, 30 May 2014 12:43 (nine years ago) link
Brad Pitt Opens Up About 'Nutter' in Red Carpet Clash
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 16:49 (nine years ago) link
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/anne-arundel/annapolis/bs-md-ar-pippa-bike-race-20140616,0,414704.story
Straight from the pages of the newsie-wewsies, Pippa's arse, getting hella toned in Maryland this week.
― how's life, Monday, 16 June 2014 23:09 (nine years ago) link
― bnw, Tuesday, April 17, 2012 1:24 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
thought of this today and started giggling
― mh, Monday, 30 June 2014 00:31 (nine years ago) link
Pippa's a protein princess! Duchess' sister reveals she feasted on fish to help her swim from Asia to Europe - beating brother James to the finish line
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Monday, 4 August 2014 15:34 (nine years ago) link
It's one thing to command an entire shoal of fish to swim you across continental waters, but to devour them afterwards is tyranny, pure and simple.
― 3kDk (dog latin), Monday, 4 August 2014 15:36 (nine years ago) link
trying to think what song chorus 'Pippa's a protein princess' scans to
'keep the meme alive' scans like this Shit early 2000s sexy-sexy whiteboy sex rhyming with sex and awful music poll classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGZnShExOH8
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Monday, 4 August 2014 15:47 (nine years ago) link
The-secrets-prim-posterior-Pippa-Royal-Hotness-reveals-four-steps-uses-toned-shape.html
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Friday, 24 October 2014 02:18 (nine years ago) link
good lord that peaches/ktma suturing
― pecker shrivellage (imago), Friday, 24 October 2014 02:21 (nine years ago) link
― bnw, Tuesday, April 17, 2012 11:24 AM (2 years ago)
― sarahell, Friday, 24 October 2014 03:15 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/SBIAwb0h.jpg
― StanM, Monday, 29 December 2014 19:33 (nine years ago) link
Pippa has a Winter Diary in the christmas Spectator:
No year is complete without a bottom story, and the ‘Rear of 2014’ award undoubtedly goes to Kim Kardashian, after her posterior exploded all over the internet last month. I must say that mine — though it has enjoyed fleeting fame — is not comparable. But the Kim butt story did make me pause. What is it with this American booty culture? It seems to me to be a form of obsession. Kim’s aim, apparently, was to break the internet, but I’m not sure she’s going the right way about it.
― soref, Monday, 29 December 2014 20:02 (nine years ago) link
American booty culture
― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Monday, 29 December 2014 20:08 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/H7mJ014.jpg
― Enterprise Lesotho (nakhchivan), Monday, 29 December 2014 20:15 (nine years ago) link
Rear-End Critics' Lists 2014
― bife claro (wins), Tuesday, 30 December 2014 09:52 (nine years ago) link
Men-don-t-fancy-skinny-girls-like-hourglass-figure-Woman-world-s-largest-bottom-says-fat-fabulous.html
― no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 17:45 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/berrybooshy/status/319523499016335360
― poc het ino (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:39 (nine years ago) link
― Luis Brañuel - Bell de Jour (wins), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:42 (nine years ago) link
OI MEMBA BURIAL WAS SOME BLOKE INNA HOODIE INNIT
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, October 4, 2016 10:27 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― savvinesslessness (map), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 21:31 (seven years ago) link
better times
― nashwan, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 21:32 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTr4K5Dg1_A
― ogmor, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 23:14 (seven years ago) link
it me
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 23:18 (seven years ago) link
i was keeping the meme alive in the election thread but i think some ppl didn't even know the memeilx failed to keep the meme alive
― Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:17 (seven years ago) link
― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, May 13, 2011 11:15 AM (five years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link
whatever happened to jon via chi? Is there a 3.0 now?
― sarahell, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:48 (seven years ago) link
sad that Whiney's "lol didn't read" GIF is gone now :(
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:32 (seven years ago) link
http://s263.photobucket.com/albums/ii148/Jswift255/berneydidnotread-1.gif
― MatthewK, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 11:10 (seven years ago) link
Chimchiminee, chimchiminee, chim-chim-chi-runt― immer wieder, ralf & günther (NickB), Friday, May 13, 2011 7:58 AM (five years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― immer wieder, ralf & günther (NickB), Friday, May 13, 2011 7:58 AM (five years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
slept-on post
― though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 12:02 (seven years ago) link
hahahaha omg, thank you xpost
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 13:23 (seven years ago) link
rip
― spud called maris (darraghmac), Saturday, 20 May 2017 13:04 (six years ago) link
OI SOME BIG BOTTOM BIRD IS TYING THE KNOTSY-WOTSY
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 May 2017 13:06 (six years ago) link
― Tuomas, Friday, May 13, 2011 5:18 AM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Treeship, Saturday, 20 May 2017 13:09 (six years ago) link
will ILM have moved forward, done the work and fought like fuck to keep the meme alive?
― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 20 May 2017 13:28 (six years ago) link
― bnw, Tuesday, April 17, 2012 1:24 PM
― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 20 May 2017 13:48 (six years ago) link
tuomas & treeship otm, the first handful of posts itt are some of the sulkiest shit i've ever seen on ilx
― early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 20 May 2017 14:13 (six years ago) link
six years is a long time, everyone's different now, but still
― early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 20 May 2017 14:15 (six years ago) link
figure that there's a world of difference between calling someone an asshole, and calling someone an arsehole
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Saturday, 20 May 2017 14:21 (six years ago) link
Pippa's Arse: In the Air Tonight
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 May 2017 14:25 (six years ago) link
the best part of this thread is when whiney says I'm one of the most widely beloved poster on this board and then nrq says ironic coming from the most banned poster and then whiney gets sb'd
― flopson, Saturday, 20 May 2017 14:27 (six years ago) link
I haven't trust UK media ever since they said Pippa Middleton had batty— CHECK MY LIKES (@3HunnanSosa) March 2, 2015
― calzino, Saturday, 20 May 2017 14:31 (six years ago) link
lol otm
― The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 May 2017 14:32 (six years ago) link
Thread revive worth it for discovering this:
Sundae, a Korean blood sausageSundae, bloody sundae...― Concatenated without abruption (Michael White), Friday, May 13, 2011 4:14 PM (six years ago)
― Concatenated without abruption (Michael White), Friday, May 13, 2011 4:14 PM (six years ago)
― Dan Worsley, Saturday, 20 May 2017 14:43 (six years ago) link
i wasn't co-signing tuomas's post btw. i hate the royal family and everything associated with it, including that show the crown
― Treeship, Saturday, 20 May 2017 23:35 (six years ago) link
The crownThats the shit i dont like
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Sunday, 21 May 2017 03:00 (six years ago) link
chief keef doesn't watch the crown either
― Treeship, Sunday, 21 May 2017 03:29 (six years ago) link
tbh every time the meme is invoked I end up staring at some daily mail pippa's bum picture trying to figure out what they're seeing in that posterior. I guess I don't understand british anatomy
― mh, Sunday, 21 May 2017 03:55 (six years ago) link
When it comes to blood sausage, you just have to eat it.
― the ghost of markers, Sunday, 21 May 2017 04:14 (six years ago) link
Same goes for arse
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Sunday, 21 May 2017 04:15 (six years ago) link
― The Reverend Sun Myung Goon (Pillbox), Friday, May 13, 2011 7:44 PM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
^ posts which have established a permanent residence
― “Yeah. Huh, thanks.” (los blue jeans), Sunday, 21 May 2017 04:21 (six years ago) link
lol that's a classic
― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 22 May 2017 21:16 (six years ago) link
great thread
― k3vin k., Monday, 22 May 2017 21:20 (six years ago) link
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/kate-middleton-cutest-little-baby-10725715
― soref, Sunday, 2 July 2017 18:52 (six years ago) link
A British farmer thanked firefighters who rescued a litter of piglets and two sows from a barn fire in February by giving them sausages made out of the animals, according to local reports.
― sansa riff (sarahell), Thursday, 24 August 2017 01:48 (six years ago) link
There is a follow up story about PETA sending batches of Linda McCartney veggie sausages as a punishment to the firefighters.
― calzino, Thursday, 24 August 2017 09:10 (six years ago) link
I mean, Linda McCartney sausages are quite nice, better than many actual sausages, so...
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 24 August 2017 09:30 (six years ago) link
pippa's arsages
― mark s, Thursday, 24 August 2017 09:33 (six years ago) link
i will never log off
fp'd
― Wewlay Bewlay (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 August 2017 09:36 (six years ago) link
amongst all the awards programs should be a new "pissing off wankers like Morrissey" category, for these heroes.
― calzino, Thursday, 24 August 2017 09:42 (six years ago) link
So much to enjoy in this thread.
― the article don, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 21:11 (six years ago) link
kills me every time
― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 23:14 (six years ago) link
Keep imagining it in Dixzy Rascal's voice
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 23:30 (six years ago) link
would like to state for the record that i am having blood sausage for me tea and it is delicious
― who says no to mentals? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 November 2017 22:29 (six years ago) link
more like me supper i guess
love blood sausage
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Sunday, 26 November 2017 22:57 (six years ago) link
It literally is delicious and also eaten all over Europe (comma the globe)
― sonnet by a wite kid, "On Æolian Grief" (wins), Sunday, 26 November 2017 22:59 (six years ago) link
yeah i resent it being given to britain
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Sunday, 26 November 2017 23:01 (six years ago) link
If anything it might be least delicious here, in the country where literally nobody calls it "blood sausage"
― sonnet by a wite kid, "On Æolian Grief" (wins), Sunday, 26 November 2017 23:09 (six years ago) link
I ate it in Germany, it tasted like it does here.
― The buttermilk of Beelzebub (Tom D.), Sunday, 26 November 2017 23:11 (six years ago) link
Morcilla>>>>
― sonnet by a wite kid, "On Æolian Grief" (wins), Sunday, 26 November 2017 23:17 (six years ago) link
Otm. Spent a week with morcilla de Burgos one night iirc
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 26 November 2017 23:31 (six years ago) link
Beef Blood Powder and Pork Fats with egg yolk and beans, yeah da fuck man!
― calzino, Sunday, 26 November 2017 23:50 (six years ago) link
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/01/11/black-pudding-saved-life-says-butcher-used-free-locked-freezer/
― Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Friday, 12 January 2018 11:35 (six years ago) link
The pudding, supplied by Royal butcher HM Sheridan of Ballater, was the perfect size, weight and diameter, he said.
GAWD BLESS YOU MA'AM
― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 12 January 2018 12:51 (six years ago) link
Royal England
― #TeamHailing (imago), Friday, 12 January 2018 12:58 (six years ago) link
WE STAND WITH U, BRITANNIA.
https://i.imgur.com/zbeYfNV.png
― pplains, Saturday, 19 May 2018 02:12 (five years ago) link
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 19 May 2018 02:52 (five years ago) link
nothing says royal wedding like a 2 dollar carton of eggs
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 19 May 2018 02:54 (five years ago) link
- hey i got you some english muffins- i have no idea what these are- and this is bacon- please leave
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 19 May 2018 03:10 (five years ago) link
“I can’t believe this is happening”
― calstars, Saturday, 19 May 2018 03:13 (five years ago) link
someone-said-pippa-middletons-dress-looks-like-a-can-of-arizona-ice-tea
― velko, Saturday, 19 May 2018 16:58 (five years ago) link
or a jar of Bonne Maman jam.
― Dan Worsley, Saturday, 19 May 2018 18:14 (five years ago) link
Harry’s manicured stubble makes me almost want to resume a daily shaving regimen
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 19 May 2018 19:16 (five years ago) link
Also I can’t imagine I’m the only person thinking about engineering some kind of series of “accidents” that will ultimately lead to a future harrymarkle offspring taking the crown and causing existential rambunction throughout the commonwealth
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 19 May 2018 19:20 (five years ago) link
Now he's got the marriage over with, he's just Prince Andrew Mk. II, a completely pointless individual, the fucking baby Kate just squeezed out is more important than him, a baby is his superior and he's, like, 32.
― Poisoned by Johan's pea soup. (Tom D.), Saturday, 19 May 2018 19:26 (five years ago) link
Who gives a shit
― calstars, Saturday, 19 May 2018 19:39 (five years ago) link
High hopes on their first born being called Ralph here.
― nashwan, Saturday, 19 May 2018 20:22 (five years ago) link
ModClothThe Pippa High-Waisted Bikini Bottom
― sarahell, Thursday, 27 June 2019 19:18 (four years ago) link
Oh mate. Oh mate. Youre properly jordached. Youre off that bullwinkle mate— wint (@dril) August 6, 2020
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 6 August 2020 00:54 (three years ago) link
These thick-legged birds can sell for over $2,000 pic.twitter.com/CJLekd8d45— Business Insider (@businessinsider) December 20, 2020
― ffolkes (map), Thursday, 24 December 2020 04:33 (three years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/135565837_10158629026540638_4027622277467444593_o.jpg?_nc_cat=108&ccb=2&_nc_sid=09cbfe&_nc_ohc=DVtb48hnlyYAX84s3Ew&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-1.xx&oh=a1f0fd8543a3a1b03dc99a6322296073&oe=60185F3D
― dean bad (map), Monday, 4 January 2021 21:07 (three years ago) link
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/bugzy-malone-manchester-crown-court-bury-cole-miami-b954158.html
Rapper Bugzy Malone punched two strangers in “retribution” and broke their jaws after he wrongly believed they intruded and attacked his home, a court has heard.The unlikely backdrop to the incident on September 9 2018 was the annual World Black Pudding Throwing Championships in Ramsbottom, near Bury jurors at Manchester Crown Court were told.
The unlikely backdrop to the incident on September 9 2018 was the annual World Black Pudding Throwing Championships in Ramsbottom, near Bury jurors at Manchester Crown Court were told.
― How does Spock's brain come into this? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 06:54 (two years ago) link
remember the good timeshttps://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/nxtzyZbB4m7fFXngZgR2EWmPoYI/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2017/04/06/761/n/43050598/d363fca758e677cc750e74.66449200_GettyImages-113270810/i/She-Looks-Totally-Chill-Queen.jpg
― buzza, Friday, 16 September 2022 09:32 (one year ago) link
oi mates!
― sarahell, Friday, 16 September 2022 17:24 (one year ago) link
they're not even British you ignorant git!
― feudal vague (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 September 2022 17:30 (one year ago) link
― underrated homophobic raps i have dropped (history mayne), Friday, May 13, 2011 5:56 AM (eleven years ago)
― sarahell, Friday, 16 September 2022 17:58 (one year ago) link
DCI Rebecca Fenney-Menzies, of Northumbria police, said
― peace, man, Monday, 2 October 2023 16:04 (six months ago) link