a mix between The Stone Roses and Primal Scream with the swagger of Oasis

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is he on a skateboard?

the late great, Monday, 22 July 2013 08:40 (eleven years ago) link

amazing

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:05 (eleven years ago) link

If I saw any of these bands swaggering down the street towards me I'd certainly piss myself... laughing

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:30 (eleven years ago) link

(slight Walker Brothers vibe from that last one which slightly saves them though)

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:31 (eleven years ago) link

Well look on the bright side, at least none of these bands will fall foul of a club's 'no trainers' rule. The 'no looking like a complete twonk' rule might be a problem however.

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:36 (eleven years ago) link

http://blog.ivonmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Kasabian.jpg

"Well, if you're going to be like that, we're going home!"

Mark G, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:36 (eleven years ago) link

sometime in 2033: "This is what your dodgy uncle looked like twenty years ago!"

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:37 (eleven years ago) link

See, I did wonder if that first picture was those twunts Kasabian or just some twunts trying to look like Kasabian... and I still have no idea.

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:38 (eleven years ago) link

kubichek photo does not belong here

take that, bitterman (electricsound), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:42 (eleven years ago) link

if i knew which one was which i could maybe agree but i can't spot any odd ones out

as i scrape further down the barrel i'm finding that the bottom-feeders usually have one guy who hasn't quite got the look down

what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:46 (eleven years ago) link

That last pic has somebody doing the look down.

xpost DAMN TIMING!

Mark G, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:48 (eleven years ago) link

lol beautiful

what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:51 (eleven years ago) link

RONNIE!!!!!

(lane)

Mark G, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:52 (eleven years ago) link

Ornamental scarf count so far: 7

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:53 (eleven years ago) link

xxp who's that woman who looks like Rod Stewart?

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:53 (eleven years ago) link

"Colossal, monolithic, gargantun are three adjectives that might begin to describe the swaggering sound of Scottish 5-piece Modern Faces"

Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:54 (eleven years ago) link

"Wop Man Gargan Tun"

Mark G, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:56 (eleven years ago) link

every band pictured here are better than the smiths tbh

mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Monday, 22 July 2013 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

the key to having the swagger of Oasis is looking like you huffed too much gas at some point in your life.

Poliopolice, Monday, 22 July 2013 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.prettygreen.com/images/news/Last-Party-2.jpg

piscesx, Monday, 22 July 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago) link

no way do The Last Shadow Puppets belong here.

piscesx, Monday, 22 July 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago) link

for a while im like why are yall posting a bunch of pics of the same band and then i was like smh uk white ppl

neil degrasse (m bison), Monday, 22 July 2013 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

Our music is easy to listen to, nothing complicated, just great, positive tunes, obviously influenced by core bands like the Beatles, Oasis, and the Stone Roses. But for me personally, we are all about the songs.

woof, Monday, 22 July 2013 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

"Yea definitely, the industry’s a bit too squeaky clean, and has been for quite a bit now. Hopefully we can give it a kick up the arse. Especially with The Stones Rose(sic), and Noel Gallaghers new albums sort of taking off quite big, hopefully it will be a big surge and not just one band – a movement bringing guitar bands back. Hopefully we can be involved in that." Tom from The Modern Faces.

Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Monday, 22 July 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

Every month is white guitar band history month

click here to start exploding (ledge), Monday, 22 July 2013 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

such a horrifying thread title.

scott seward, Monday, 22 July 2013 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

a mix between hitler and pol pot with the swagger of hugo chavez

neil degrasse (m bison), Monday, 22 July 2013 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

Is there a sniper in that building in the second Kasabian photo I wonder

Master of Treacle, Monday, 22 July 2013 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

no way does some random indie band that looks exactly the same as all the others belong on this thread

what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 11:42 (eleven years ago) link

anthemic

Selena Gomez is very Neotenous for Caucasoids (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 12:11 (eleven years ago) link

swagger

Selena Gomez is very Neotenous for Caucasoids (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 12:12 (eleven years ago) link

On April 9th the band released their double A-side ‘Pravda Scrolls”/ ‘Cynical Brother’ through their own Dirty Love label, songs which have achieved the descriptions ‘anthem’ and ‘epic’ respectively.

Selena Gomez is very Neotenous for Caucasoids (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 12:13 (eleven years ago) link

Yea I think they represent us the best as a band, you know a bit attitude, definite ballsiness and that’s exactly what we are about.

Selena Gomez is very Neotenous for Caucasoids (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 12:13 (eleven years ago) link

thats funny bc everyone of these dudes looks crippled by self-doubt, maybe its the safety of the mob that gives them swagger

neil degrasse (m bison), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 12:16 (eleven years ago) link

spent a lot of time yesterday googling "indie attitude"

what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 12:17 (eleven years ago) link

only cos there isn't one word for that 30-something white nob haircut

what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 12:18 (eleven years ago) link

why are the Bunnymen still going ffs, hang it up

Master of Treacle, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 12:21 (eleven years ago) link

nah, backcombing is a different look to the 70s Rod Stewart floppy bangs

what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 12:47 (eleven years ago) link

this reminds me of an email to the channel 4 teletext music pages circa 2001 in which someone complained about LADS pouring a plastic cup of piss on them at an oasis show, the way their audience comprised an awkward mixture of LADS and provincial ~indie~ dorks with extensive collections of SFA albums

so i look at these and try to imagine whether they would be pouring the piss or having pissed poured on them, except that i suspect the dialectic resolved itself somehow

Selena Gomez is very Neotenous for Caucasoids (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:25 (eleven years ago) link

I'd be happy if these pouring piss on themselves.

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:27 (eleven years ago) link

I'd be happy if these bands were pouring piss on themselves.

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:27 (eleven years ago) link

"Mancunian swagger"

About 3,000 results (0.20 seconds)

woof, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:31 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/4TB2TdK.jpg

What bands/artists have influenced you?

Everything from The Beatles, The Stones, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan through to The Stone Roses, the Charlatans, Primal Scream, Ocean Colour Scene, Paul Weller, Oasis, Kasabian

http://www.banterbanter.net/music-news/2013/03/qa/

Selena Gomez is very Neotenous for Caucasoids (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:40 (eleven years ago) link

I think the Verve could successfully win a lawsuit against these guys for ripping off their sound. Knowing their luck, they'd lose...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExRI5AQ8xUE

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:41 (eleven years ago) link

xp

Derek Smalls and Alan Davies didn't get the memo

what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:41 (eleven years ago) link

Everything from The Beatles, The Stones, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan through to The Stone Roses, the Charlatans, Primal Scream, Ocean Colour Scene, Paul Weller, Oasis, Kasabian

That is literally EVERYTHING there eh?

disappointed that www.banterbanter.net the mancunian music webzine seems mostly concerned with ROCK rather than just.....rock

Selena Gomez is very Neotenous for Caucasoids (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:43 (eleven years ago) link

wish i'd found that quote when i was titling this thread

what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:43 (eleven years ago) link

bit ambitious trying to cram all those influences into one sound.

xpost

Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:43 (eleven years ago) link

do you think in their heads people say that believing they have this really diverse taste or do you think they know they're ploughing the most sterile field in the world?

what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:44 (eleven years ago) link

i am certain it's the former.

Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:47 (eleven years ago) link

"with influences as diverse as"
About 824,000 results (0.15 seconds)

Selena Gomez is very Neotenous for Caucasoids (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:49 (eleven years ago) link

With influences as diverse as Kings Of Leon, The White Stripes, Black Keys, Modest Mouse, Rage Against The Machine, Muse, Pixies, and Interpol among many others they've forged a sound all their own but still familiar. Let's get those feet moving!

Selena Gomez is very Neotenous for Caucasoids (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:51 (eleven years ago) link

I'd be happy if these bands were pouring piss on themselves.

What bands/artists have influenced you?

Everything from The Beatles, The Stones, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan through to The Stone Roses, the Charlatans, Primal Scream, Ocean Colour Scene, Paul Weller, Oasis, Kasabian

GG Allin, Butthole Surfers circa 1986

Master of Treacle, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:52 (eleven years ago) link

Crass, Elephant's Memory, The Feelies, Wilco...

Mark G, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:54 (eleven years ago) link

only cos there isn't one word for that 30-something white nob haircut

I always called it the Man's Chelsea

flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:55 (eleven years ago) link

close to platonic indie rock influence list, just missing a token Marvin Gaye/Curtis Mayfield/Public Enemy mention.

woof, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:55 (eleven years ago) link

xp

that'll do nicely sir

Mancunian stagger (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:55 (eleven years ago) link

woof they already said Hendrix that's enough black guys

Mancunian stagger (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:56 (eleven years ago) link

sorry and the drummer out of Ocean Colour Scene

Mancunian stagger (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:56 (eleven years ago) link

You could play 'insert esoteric artist' into that list and try and and spot it for days.

Master of Treacle, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:57 (eleven years ago) link

"In fact, the only band we all like is Oasis!"

Mark G, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 14:01 (eleven years ago) link

You think there'd be some who'd like Oasis but not the Beatles?

dubmill, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 14:02 (eleven years ago) link

Oh, that was an actual quote.

dubmill, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 14:03 (eleven years ago) link

"yeah, *He* likes the Rolling Stones more.."

Mark G, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 14:03 (eleven years ago) link

"I mean, they're all right and that, but to be honest, I only like "Start me up" ..."

Mark G, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 14:05 (eleven years ago) link

The indie side of rock n roll with a contemporary twist. Raw, energetic, loud. But we’re also not afraid to swap the electric for an acoustic and let a song breathe a little.

yes guys, do not be afraid to do that

Mancunian stagger (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 14:05 (eleven years ago) link

There are few things I want to set on fire more than that Kasabian banner upthread

Master of Treacle, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 14:06 (eleven years ago) link

what about Kasabian?

Mancunian stagger (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 14:06 (eleven years ago) link

Probably gonna wait till they swap back to electric again before I pour my cup of piss on them.

hats are rebellious aren't they?

Mancunian stagger (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 14:07 (eleven years ago) link

"An oasis of horrific Oasis's in a desert of boredom."

Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

Oh lord.

Mule, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 13:24 (eleven years ago) link

so i look at these and try to imagine whether they would be pouring the piss or having pissed poured on them, except that i suspect the dialectic resolved itself somehow

This is a thread in its own right btw.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 13:27 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.45cat.com/45_image_link.php?imagelink=16E35B164C472

also, "THE GYRES Break (Limited edition 1995 UK 7" vinyl single released at the height of Brit Pop, housed in an individually numbered green inner and die-cut sleeve; plays the same both sides..." http://eil.com/shop/moreinfo.asp?catalogid=66491

neilasimpson, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

<img src="http://images.45cat.com/the-gyres-pop-cop-1996-3-s.jpg";>

neilasimpson, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

sorry...

neilasimpson, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

somehow it had totally passed me by that alan mcgee had started a new label. I look forward to hearing more from Gun Club Cemetery.

woof, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:02 (eleven years ago) link

http://359music.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/northsouthdivide.jpg?w=300&h=300

first release on the label ...

mark e, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:31 (eleven years ago) link

haha that can't be serious. check out that kid's music (& wait for the vocals to come in at least - he's worth it).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMBWsnmRxfo

Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 20:50 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha

fit and working again, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

Gun Club Cemetery love their good old-fashioned, down and dirty guitar music but like the bands who have inspired them – The Faces and The Stones among others – they can also turn their hands to a sensitive, heart-rending piano ballad.

fit and working again, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

its beyond parody innit.
the name.
the look.
the f*ckin' music.
poor lad.
only 15.
plenty of life left to realise etc ..

mark e, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

The band are fronted by Perth-based ex-Hurricane #1 singer Alex Lowe (vocals and guitar), alongside Mancunian Nick Repton (bass), who’d previously played with Bonehead in The Vortex, and Colin Ward from Nottingham (drums). The band formed just over a year ago.

this bit is lols

“I never knew Alex wrote ballads till last year – it’s interesting musically, his journey. They’re very big and beautiful songs, which is a hard thing to create. For an ex-boxer, he writes great ballads.“
- Alan McGee

..it would have sounded about as heavy as Talulah Gosh. (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:41 (eleven years ago) link

“Gun Club Cemetery have started to get a little following together on Twitter, The Moons again, and Little Barrie, they’ve got some good singles. They’re the bands I’m backing“.
- Sir Bradley Wiggins

..it would have sounded about as heavy as Talulah Gosh. (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:41 (eleven years ago) link

oh, and loving the idea that calling your band a very minor adjustment on a classic band, who really knew re the soul of rock and roll, and then referencing the same old creation friendly shyte as a starter point.

mark e, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:43 (eleven years ago) link

It never ocurred to me that the offspring of britpop/dadrock parents would end upmaking the same kind of music. In my day we hated our parents music (and vice versa) as kids

..it would have sounded about as heavy as Talulah Gosh. (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:48 (eleven years ago) link

http://static.wixstatic.com/media/e32104_2d226b91a49dec02e653a24bb7097b3e.png_srz_830_405_75_22_0.50_1.20_0.00_png_srz

^ managed by Dion Dublin.

The Establishment released their debut single “Be that way” and achieved lots of profile, including plays on Capital FM, BBC radio 5 live, BBC’s radio Derby, Northampton, Birmingham, Stoke, Mansfield, BRMB Birmingham, Touch FM, Talksport, BBC 606, Colin Murray’s Fighting Talk and TV appearances on BBC Question of Sport, Sky Sports, ESPN Talk of the Terrace

oppet, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

its beyond parody innit.
the name.
the look.
the f*ckin' music.
poor lad.
only 15.
plenty of life left to realise etc ..

― mark e, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:40 (Yesterday) Permalink

to realise how shit he is?

HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 02:11 (eleven years ago) link

lol, when he starts singing

sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 03:20 (eleven years ago) link

Would even doubt that lot would be aware of the Gun Club

Master of Treacle, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 03:24 (eleven years ago) link

It never ocurred to me that the offspring of britpop/dadrock parents would end upmaking the same kind of music. In my day we hated our parents music (and vice versa) as kids

― ..it would have sounded about as heavy as Talulah Gosh. (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, August 6, 2013 10:48 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink


Idk, I think it became obvious relatively quickly that here was a sound that held sway across the generations. The genius of Oasis. Honing that sound/look/attitude to such an extent that plateauing was inevitable. For whole swathes of lads across the UK (of all ages) that's all they're ever going to need or want. Why bother doing anything different when that whole aesthetic is so perfect? Conservative, reductive, homophobic, sexist. The soul of a nation.

Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Thursday, 8 August 2013 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

There's a mcgee article with said bands in the new NME
http://i.imgur.com/0yeD3Nc.jpg

You can see it here actually http://issuu.com/nmemagazine/docs/10-august-2013/2?e=5942028/4318947

..it would have sounded about as heavy as Talulah Gosh. (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 8 August 2013 21:39 (eleven years ago) link

omg just noticed fucker in the back of the fourth photo is talking on his fucking phone. "Yeah yeah, we're doing the deal. Yeah, brunch noon sunday is good. Gotta go, in the middle of a shoot."

HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Thursday, 8 August 2013 21:44 (eleven years ago) link

HAHAHA at that John Lennon McCullagh video, especially when he sings "It was then I knew defeeeeat"

The next Jake Bugg right there.

Kitchen Person, Thursday, 8 August 2013 22:58 (eleven years ago) link

I wanna hear the rest of John Lennon McCullagh's lyrics but the voice is just too much :(.

This thread is something special. I wonder if the piss-pourer piss-pouree dialectic resolved itself in the meeker end of the UniLAD spectrum, where thanks to friends of friends the English Lit dork and the ... [what do LADs study at university anyway?] can co-mingle in the same social groups.

Merdeyeux, Friday, 9 August 2013 20:27 (eleven years ago) link

the 50%inTertiaryEducationLAD demographic = sports science

The concept of making the Zuiderzee docile (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 9 August 2013 20:36 (eleven years ago) link

Sports Science came to mind but Sports Science LAD seems more of a type in itself. Maybe the generic UniLAD is just an umbrella term for various microLADs, your Sport Science LADs, your Forensic Anthropology LADs.

Merdeyeux, Friday, 9 August 2013 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

that guy just sounds like loads of mid 90s scottish singers/bands. Sadly theres still loads of them but not usually as young as that (there was loads of 15 year olds making music like that in the mid-late 90s. Harleys had most of them playing every week.
One time we were shocked by a brilliant 15 year old guitarist. He really was shit hot.

can't believe there's enough Sports Science places in HE to occupy the number of LADs in the sector.

phased squirtle tarps (Noodle Vague), Friday, 9 August 2013 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

idk i dont really imagine a lot of these northern indie types at UNI at all

altho i find it difficult to imagine them doing anything else other just loitering aimlessly in some lancastrian asphodel

The concept of making the Zuiderzee docile (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 9 August 2013 21:14 (eleven years ago) link

no i doubt most of these peeps are students, probably holding down jobs at bottom end of finance sector, telemarketing etc

phased squirtle tarps (Noodle Vague), Friday, 9 August 2013 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

Influences

Having taken bass up at the relatively late age of 18, Chris Edwards started off getting an education from the likes of The Verve and Oasis, later checking out the way Noel Redding held things together in legendary late ’60s outfit the Jimi Hendrix Experience.

The concept of making the Zuiderzee docile (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 9 August 2013 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

"getting an education" = secure unit

phased squirtle tarps (Noodle Vague), Friday, 9 August 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago) link

"legendary 60s band the beatles"
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The concept of making the Zuiderzee docile (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 9 August 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago) link

http://breakingtunes.s3.amazonaws.com/photos/52/3880/large/3880.jpg

“Jester play hard rock with style confidence and a punky attitude” - Hotpress

Infectious Irish pop outfit ‘JESTER’ create melodious, ambient and powerful pop tunes.

On the live front Jester have shared the stage with some of Ireland's top acts and luminaries (Including: The Blizzards and Jerry Fish & The Mudbug Club).

A high point of 2009 for Jester was storming to victory at the prestigious Sea Sessions Irish Unsigned Act Competition in June. The prize ranged from working with the best producers and promoters within the music industry, to recording time in Grouse Lodge.

Influences:
Interpol, Kasabian, Neil Young, Oasis, Paul Weller, Rory gallagher, The Beatles, The Kinks, The Smiths, The Stone Roses

Sounds Like:
Interpol, Kasabian, Neil Young, Oasis, Paul Weller, Rory gallagher, The Beatles, The Kinks, The Smiths, The Stone Roses

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Friday, 9 August 2013 21:39 (eleven years ago) link

I like the way they have taken their influences and run with them

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Friday, 9 August 2013 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

was britpop really the last big "scene" we had in the UK?

plenty of other threads for contemplating the social purpose of Britpop, this one is for haircut fun and mild death threats

phased squirtle tarps (Noodle Vague), Friday, 9 August 2013 21:50 (eleven years ago) link

in an ideal world tbh it'd just be 300 pictures and "EXTERMINATE THE BRUTES" at the bottom

phased squirtle tarps (Noodle Vague), Friday, 9 August 2013 21:50 (eleven years ago) link

“Is there a music scene? To be honest, I don’t listen to anything except The Beatles, The
Stones and Crowded House,” says Alex.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 9 August 2013 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

saw this on gis yesterday and the mise en scene reminded me of photos of bands

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-C_S40L_tmyc/Tzqy4VyG3KI/AAAAAAAAJAg/77zQP8Ap0Fk/s640/_MG_5523.JPG

The concept of making the Zuiderzee docile (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 9 August 2013 21:59 (eleven years ago) link

i dont mind mods and all that but its their taste in music i find depressing. the real original mods would find all this shit plastic and not have anything to do with it (funnily enough neither would 2nd generation mod style council fans.)

this is exactly what i've been saying all along! it's like bobby gillespie is the kid rock of indie rock, and if bobby gillespie is the kid rock of indie rock then that means that ian brown is the everlast of indie rock, and if ian brown is the everlast of indie rock then that means that the gallagher brothers are the mario brothers of indie rock, and if the gallagher brothers are the mario brothers of indie rock then that means that god is 7, and god is 7, and god is 7, and that means that the pasta we eat contains the raw materials of indie rock, and if we contain the raw materials of indie rock then we have the raw power to rock the world, and if we have the raw power to rock the world then we can solve climate change.

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http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1324222/mic-drop-charlie-murphy-o.gif

little belgium (boy_slayer), Saturday, 10 August 2013 01:41 (eleven years ago) link

Can't help thinking a lot of Style Council fans circa '85 were just as close minded as this lot

Master of Treacle, Saturday, 10 August 2013 02:15 (eleven years ago) link

well I guess since a lot of them (weller inc) proclaimed rock was dead and how much they hated it.

..it would have sounded about as heavy as Talulah Gosh. (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 10 August 2013 02:34 (eleven years ago) link

haha whos that top one nickb?

piscesx, Saturday, 10 August 2013 03:15 (eleven years ago) link

I want to set up a music festival with just these bands

woof, Saturday, 10 August 2013 10:12 (eleven years ago) link

No public there even. Just these bands, playing, watching each other

woof, Saturday, 10 August 2013 10:13 (eleven years ago) link

free beer

woof, Saturday, 10 August 2013 10:13 (eleven years ago) link

but the beer is poisoned

woof, Saturday, 10 August 2013 10:13 (eleven years ago) link

i support this proposal

phased squirtle tarps (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 August 2013 10:15 (eleven years ago) link

Or just spiked with acid. I could film it. A Field in Knebworth.

woof, Saturday, 10 August 2013 10:15 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha

Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 13:37 (eleven years ago) link

All beer banned apart from Carling

Master of Treacle, Saturday, 10 August 2013 13:58 (eleven years ago) link

this thread title is such a fucking tease, i keep going to click on it to hear this new band ffs

Dr Peter Who? (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 August 2013 14:18 (eleven years ago) link

how is this thread anything more than just another hateful manifestation of ilx's hatred for and jealousy of white males

Dr Peter Who? (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 August 2013 14:22 (eleven years ago) link

xp cant tell if yr joking anymore

what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Saturday, 10 August 2013 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

lol

The concept of making the Zuiderzee docile (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 10 August 2013 14:29 (eleven years ago) link

http://ic.f.tsatic-cdn.net/671/635_340/ff17c_671916.jpg

Eight Model Play, Saturday, 10 August 2013 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

http://gp1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/802892/production_public/Photo/7605161/image/1320310033_bev_1.jpg

Beverages
Genre : Britpop / Britrock
Hometown : Jakarta, Indonesia
Record label : Indie
Biography : Since 22 maret 2004
Current Location : Cibubur, Jakarta-Timur
Booking agent:-02196100320,081908700777
Influences : sex pistols, oasis, the stone roses,the smith, the strokes, inspiral carpets, ride, the beatles, phantom planet, the bride, the toy dolls,pulp,beady eye

Eight Model Play, Saturday, 10 August 2013 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

mbison i strive for that balance because that's when ppl listen and think about what they've heard -_-

Dr Peter Who? (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 August 2013 14:46 (eleven years ago) link

xp serial killer

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Saturday, 10 August 2013 14:46 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/3Kz1nP9.jpg

seems like hes been excised from the band ;_;

The concept of making the Zuiderzee docile (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 10 August 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

more like modernfaeces amirite?

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Saturday, 10 August 2013 14:54 (eleven years ago) link

The concept of making the Zuiderzee docile (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 10 August 2013 14:54 (eleven years ago) link

Modern Faces ‏@ModernFaces 5h

These bands buying twitter fans....... Tut tut! Fuckin sad individuals!!

The concept of making the Zuiderzee docile (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 10 August 2013 14:54 (eleven years ago) link

2,306 Followers

The concept of making the Zuiderzee docile (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 10 August 2013 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

these should be the ilx house band

The concept of making the Zuiderzee docile (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 10 August 2013 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

haha whos that top one nickb?

that is "purple groove" - well worth a GIS, as are "slydigs"

i can't post pictures from this shitty device, but i would if i could

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Saturday, 10 August 2013 15:02 (eleven years ago) link

A true Rock n Roll band in the making, full of angst & debauchery and with confidence in spades

The concept of making the Zuiderzee docile (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 10 August 2013 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

Modern Faces are a Scottish rock band bringing proper music back to the scene. If you like anthemic tracks delivered with a unparalleled swagger, check out the lads.

The concept of making the Zuiderzee docile (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 10 August 2013 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

oh shit, this arsehole from "the high nines"

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Saturday, 10 August 2013 15:05 (eleven years ago) link

who the fuck are sptfyr ?

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Saturday, 10 August 2013 15:05 (eleven years ago) link

gone down the fucking shitty haircut rabbit hole here

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Saturday, 10 August 2013 15:06 (eleven years ago) link

http://louderthanwar.com/wp-content/uploads/image60-207x300.jpg

Trof is an eating and drinking palace in Fallowfield, with a live music lounge. Upstairs is a dark painted vaulted ceilinged roof, where a mostly student aged crowd stood waiting on Thursday, June 20th. Singer Peter Cowap, dressed in skinny jeans, mop hairstyle, and winkle picker boots, grabbed the mic exclaiming that they, Purple Heart Parade, “We’re fucking massive!”

While still singing, Cowap a couple of times lay flat on the floor, crouched, and then wildly thrashed himself about and banged his tambourine on the floor. He is NOT what you’d call a stand behind the mic performer. Wearing a rosary around his neck, at times Cowap was so immersed in the music he seemed removed from the room entirely.

Peter Cowap“LIES and KITES” was a slower psychedelic dream of a song. The band turned their backs on the room, not so as to shut us out, but instead to lose themselves in their sound.

“The Room”, a magnificent bow to Spiritualized, brought the set to a much too early end. People keep on listening, PHP keep on playing.

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Saturday, 10 August 2013 15:35 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.qromag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/purpleheartparadejun20side.jpg

WE'RE FUCKING MASSIVE!

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Saturday, 10 August 2013 15:36 (eleven years ago) link

does this genre have a name? I'm suggesting APEGAZE

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Saturday, 10 August 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.flickr.com/photos/danielnrobson/6988577047/

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Saturday, 10 August 2013 15:45 (eleven years ago) link

that one's cheating tbh

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Saturday, 10 August 2013 15:48 (eleven years ago) link

what the fuck am i doing with my life

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Saturday, 10 August 2013 15:48 (eleven years ago) link

i'm going to go and make something beautiful now

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Saturday, 10 August 2013 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

like a sandwich

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Saturday, 10 August 2013 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

or a painting

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Saturday, 10 August 2013 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

of a sandwich

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Saturday, 10 August 2013 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

oh shit just one more

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Saturday, 10 August 2013 15:53 (eleven years ago) link

"I've got a t-shirt on, it's "Pretty Green"....

Mark G, Monday, 12 August 2013 13:36 (eleven years ago) link

Modern Faces may be the worst band name I've heard this year

HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 August 2013 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

John Lennon McCullagh was just on Look North! They said "Remember where you saw him first" before he played one of his more political sounding song. Some of the lyrics included "The factories have all closed down" and "The kids are drinking on the street"

Is he actually going to become popular? This can't really happen can it?

Kitchen Person, Monday, 12 August 2013 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

hope not

..it would have sounded about as heavy as Talulah Gosh. (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 00:31 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Their music demonstrates influences such as Bombay Bicycle Club, The Cure, and Arctic Monkeys, making quite a unique blend of genres.

Eight Model Play, Saturday, 31 August 2013 19:08 (eleven years ago) link

Drawing their musical influence from indie rock bands such as The Arctic Monkeys, The Courteeners and The Wombats, the trio aim to create a classic indie sound.

Eight Model Play, Saturday, 31 August 2013 19:08 (eleven years ago) link

A PC support analyst by day, he has since secured gigs in Warrington and Liverpool and describes his music as having an indie/folk sound in the same vein as his heroes Dylan and Young.

Eight Model Play, Saturday, 31 August 2013 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

The four Priestley College students list The Cribs, The Strokes and PEACE as their musical influences and have previously played at The Lounge, Warrington and at The Retro Bar, Manchester.

Eight Model Play, Saturday, 31 August 2013 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

Richard said: “We draw a lot of musical influence from bands like Manic Street Preachers, The Pixies and indie rock bands from the late 80s.
“Our music covers many aspects of life such as politics, religion and how people think and feel about certain things.”

Eight Model Play, Saturday, 31 August 2013 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

“Our influences include Blondie, Fleetwood Mac, The Who, and a lot of Rod Stewart.
“I love Fleetwood Mac, our guitarist loves Oasis, and our drummer loves Keith Moon, so there's lots of influences going on.
“Our style is upbeat, easy listening, pop rock. We've been compared to The Beautiful South.”

Eight Model Play, Saturday, 31 August 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

Named after a comic strip from the 2000AD series, they draw on influences such as Broken Social Scene and Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds to create something which is at once dark, euphoric and uplifting.
By binding together the traditional back-bone of guitar, bass and drums with an unlikely approach to the violin, cello, and piano they have received radio airplay from various BBC 6Music DJs.
Angular stabs of snyths, waves of strings and Stephen Ellis’s almost baritone vocals combine to form a sound that is reminiscent of Leeds post-rockers I Like Trains.

Eight Model Play, Saturday, 31 August 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

Boss Level Monster draw on influences as diverse as the Mars Volta, Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead and Beck.

Eight Model Play, Saturday, 31 August 2013 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

With influences as diverse as Johnny Cash, Bob Marley, Simon and Garfunkel, Pink Floyd, The Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Aerosmith and Nirvana, The Ram Raid's music is difficult to pigeon-hole, so I asked them straight: "How would you describe your music?"
The response: "Hard-hitting alternative energetic riff-based harmonious rock with a dash of funk and groove"

Eight Model Play, Saturday, 31 August 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

Our music covers many aspects of life such as politics, religion and how people think and feel about certain things.

getting a strong Ed Wood vibe from this sentence

RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 August 2013 21:18 (eleven years ago) link

thank you for your hard work here, it is much appreciated

"Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Sunday, 1 September 2013 02:00 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

they look like early Verve. nowt wrong with that mind.

piscesx, Thursday, 17 October 2013 02:31 (eleven years ago) link

nine months pass...

dude on high street just now, straggly blond 70s cut, big mirror Aviators, Kasabian t-shirt, me rolling around on the pavement laughing

Daphnis Celesta, Friday, 8 August 2014 11:42 (ten years ago) link

who was the last good SwaggerBand, if any

Master of Treacle, Friday, 8 August 2014 13:14 (ten years ago) link

first Cooper Temple Clause album had its moments

i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Friday, 8 August 2014 13:53 (ten years ago) link

oh god, I just posted that

i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Friday, 8 August 2014 13:54 (ten years ago) link

srsly tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPhbMALkpOw

i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Friday, 8 August 2014 13:54 (ten years ago) link

lmao @ the last nickn post itt

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 8 August 2014 14:20 (ten years ago) link

need a new thread for this look

http://u.jimdo.com/www30/o/s9076f1d92c5e9ff7/img/ie1bae61633b44f15/1403524267/std/image.jpg

which is the new swagger i reckon

The aim of Rooney is spot correct (Daphnis Celesta), Friday, 8 August 2014 14:33 (ten years ago) link

rly? i associate that look with gormless innocents. they give it a good go but deep down they know they're never gonna make it.

Merdeyeux, Friday, 8 August 2014 14:44 (ten years ago) link

the swagger mentioned above reminds me of late 70s rod stewart - a sort of laddy glammy look that's entirely laughable unless you're rod stewart (and often even then).

the dudes daphnis just linked to are posh lads trying to seem down to earth aren't they? diff thing.

"trough lolly"??? (stevie), Friday, 8 August 2014 14:47 (ten years ago) link

xp

oh i didn't mean "new swagger" as in Billy Big-Bollocks rock and roller mentality, just in terms of there being fucking hundreds of wannabe bands affecting this kind of style decision now

The aim of Rooney is spot correct (Daphnis Celesta), Friday, 8 August 2014 14:48 (ten years ago) link

yeah maybe stevie i don't know if they code as posh tho? it's kinda normcore-y and kinda "we let our music do the talking" but the beards add a certain something i can't quite nail yet

The aim of Rooney is spot correct (Daphnis Celesta), Friday, 8 August 2014 14:50 (ten years ago) link

that kind of thoughtful styling that wants to pretend it just happened without thought

The aim of Rooney is spot correct (Daphnis Celesta), Friday, 8 August 2014 14:51 (ten years ago) link

yeah that's never been a "look" before

brimstead, Friday, 8 August 2014 23:54 (ten years ago) link

let alone, the whole point of a "look"

brimstead, Friday, 8 August 2014 23:55 (ten years ago) link

The tragic future that awaits all these bands:

http://i.imgur.com/bfugO4h.jpg

Pheeel, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 07:47 (ten years ago) link

every pixel in that photo is hilarious

kinder, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 08:03 (ten years ago) link

I had to reverse image search that to find out if it was a ticket queue, a shit fan art exhibition or a lookalike contest. Turns out it's a queue to buy overpriced parkas.

a curious shade of pale (onimo), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 11:44 (ten years ago) link

that photo has a vague being john malcovich restaurant scene vibe

brimstead, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 04:45 (ten years ago) link

it's from an opening of Liam's parka shop isn't it? It has been posted to another thread for lols IIRC

Barry Gordy (Neil S), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 13:01 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.mancuniapromotions.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/slydigs.jpg

From the overlooked confines of the north, where the desolate shell of a dead industrial empire hangs heavy, this band brings light, hope and an adrenalin shock of lust, love and devastating charisma. Just when you may think that rock' n 'roll had been consigned to the history books, here comes a band that will fill your head with dreams and your heart with hope.

Slydigs’ ship sails straight and true on waves of pure blues rock 'n' roll.

Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 7 October 2014 13:33 (ten years ago) link

Fuck me.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 13:45 (ten years ago) link

Now, equipped with the charisma of the Rolling Stones, the energy of The Clash and music that has so long been missed in an ever changing industry, 2014 is set to be submerged by this monstrous band.

woof, Tuesday, 7 October 2014 14:03 (ten years ago) link

i just wish there was a tambourine on the table in front of them

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 October 2014 17:17 (ten years ago) link

Just when you may think that rock' n 'roll had been consigned to the history books, here comes a band that will fill your head with dreams and your heart with hope.

Interestingly, this is a direct lift from a 1963 Freddie and the Dreamers press release.

Chimp Arsons, Tuesday, 7 October 2014 17:20 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

http://www.scotsman.com/webimage/1.3265851.1389575109!/image/909371490.jpg_gen/derivatives/articleImgDeriv_628px/909371490.jpg

Sporting their influences proudly on their sleeves, Edinburgh’s The Holy Ghosts marry an unabashed love of rock ‘n’ roll with a lick of blues homage to The Rolling Stones, wrapped up in the sort of insouciant indie swagger that recalls Oasis in their pomp. Opener Little Kickstarter finds frontman Jack Sandison channelling Mick Jagger’s sneering vocal to great effect, but it’s a stomper that also calls to mind Primal Scream and the messy raunch of The Black Crowes.

http://www.scotsman.com/what-s-on/music/gig-review-the-holy-ghosts-glasgow-1-3265852

Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 1 January 2015 13:26 (nine years ago) link

http://www.mancuniapromotions.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/slydigs.jpg

The one on the right looks like a successful actor, the one next to him looks like he doesnt really want to this any more and wishes he was at home playing scalectrix with his nephew

saer, Thursday, 1 January 2015 13:46 (nine years ago) link

it looks a bit like a reunion photo. its 15 years later, the two on the right have come back. far right went on to stardom in an unrelated field and is returning from america, near left is returning from the Isle of Man where he works in his wifes family business, the two on the left are still living in the same flat and are excited the gang is back together again, even if its only for one night

saer, Thursday, 1 January 2015 13:54 (nine years ago) link

impressive to right a gig review of Edinburgh's The Holy Ghosts without once using the phrase "complete fucking tools".

Gombeen Dance Band (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 January 2015 14:00 (nine years ago) link

Praying for your isles, wow rip

resting waterface (m bison), Thursday, 1 January 2015 14:50 (nine years ago) link

http://thevictoriainnderby.co.uk/website/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/the_struts.jpg

Newly signed to Mercury Records and influenced by all the very best - The Stones, Led Zep, Oasis and Kasabian - The Struts are set for the very top.

Ottbot jr (NickB), Thursday, 1 January 2015 15:01 (nine years ago) link

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZYdZdFIRN0Y/Un0VuWXU68I/AAAAAAAADQ4/-wAF2kclE9M/s1600/Soldier+On.jpg

Soldier On: Young rock 'n' roll 5-piece influenced by The Rolling Stones, Primal Scream, The Beatles, The Jam, The Who and The Small Faces.

Ottbot jr (NickB), Thursday, 1 January 2015 15:03 (nine years ago) link

National Service - an unfairly maligned institution?

Gombeen Dance Band (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 January 2015 15:05 (nine years ago) link

National Service - an unfairly maligned institution?

Only one good track on that one

anvil, Thursday, 1 January 2015 15:17 (nine years ago) link

is Soldier On Bungalow actually the name of that band, or is the url misleading?

elton laleham, Thursday, 1 January 2015 15:20 (nine years ago) link

oh, just noticed the preceding post. they should add an exclamation mark to the end of 'Soldier On' to make it sound like a groovy exhortation

elton laleham, Thursday, 1 January 2015 15:28 (nine years ago) link

They (or at least a graphic designer in a hurry) added an arrowhead to the N in their logo.
http://www.wearesoldieron.com/meet-the-band

You are swimming in spaghetti. Without a paddle. (snoball), Thursday, 1 January 2015 15:38 (nine years ago) link

If you ever got a hold of my iPod touch, once you get past the four-digit code you’ll see it’s full of some of the greatest music you’ll ever hear. Ranging from Small Faces to The Seahorses, every songs a “tune”.

I think if you’re in a band you need to look cool as fuck. I want to look like I’m in a band. Parkas, Polos, Chelseas etc. Anything that’ll make people ask “Here you! You in a band?” to which I’d reply “Aye mate, Soldier On.”

Ottbot jr (NickB), Thursday, 1 January 2015 15:45 (nine years ago) link

are they all man u fans?

elton laleham, Thursday, 1 January 2015 15:51 (nine years ago) link

What band/artist has most inspired you?

Oasis look at my hair

You are swimming in spaghetti. Without a paddle. (snoball), Thursday, 1 January 2015 15:54 (nine years ago) link

I’m actually really good at writing about myself. I’ve always got something to say and an opinion on most things.

yes i'm sure you do

Gombeen Dance Band (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 January 2015 15:56 (nine years ago) link

What would be your ideal gig?

Being the last band on at a big festival.

if only there was a convenient word for this position

Gombeen Dance Band (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 January 2015 15:58 (nine years ago) link

I have a dislike for most people that don’t dare to be different.

http://www.wearesoldieron.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/DSC_1036-198x300.jpg

Gombeen Dance Band (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 January 2015 16:00 (nine years ago) link

This has to be a joke, right?

Dinsdale, Thursday, 1 January 2015 16:10 (nine years ago) link

having watched the video of "Eggs for Breakfast" i'm hoping so

Gombeen Dance Band (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 January 2015 16:11 (nine years ago) link

It's like they have even less awareness than Raygun.

You are swimming in spaghetti. Without a paddle. (snoball), Thursday, 1 January 2015 16:12 (nine years ago) link

not everyone that keen on the Eggs for Breakfast video:

callogan245 days ago

You look like a bunch of miserable bastards, smile some and stop objectifying women, sexist video.

though the girl just looks vaguely bored and contemptuous throughout the whole thing, don't know if this was intentional

elton laleham, Thursday, 1 January 2015 16:16 (nine years ago) link

This is a vanity project of independently wealthy dudes right?

Treeship, Thursday, 1 January 2015 16:32 (nine years ago) link

The girl did add a bit of sophistication (boredom and contempt) to the video which I liked.

Treeship, Thursday, 1 January 2015 16:34 (nine years ago) link

okay that one must be a joke

Gombeen Dance Band (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 January 2015 16:52 (nine years ago) link

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Cj4ytJC8Gvg/maxresdefault.jpg

elton laleham, Thursday, 1 January 2015 17:04 (nine years ago) link

guy second from the right doesn't really seem 100% committed to the 'look'

elton laleham, Thursday, 1 January 2015 17:11 (nine years ago) link

I was trying to start off 2015 giving humanity the benefit of the doubt

i bet my life on HOOS (rip van wanko), Thursday, 1 January 2015 17:13 (nine years ago) link

http://www.merc.com/media/wysiwyg/blog/the-dying-breed-01.jpg

elton laleham, Thursday, 1 January 2015 17:14 (nine years ago) link

The girl did add a bit of sophistication (boredom and contempt) to the video which I liked.

― Treeship

ruh-roh blurred lines defence raggy

local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 January 2015 17:16 (nine years ago) link

wait i was gonna do that, are we swapping jobs for 2015?

Gombeen Dance Band (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 January 2015 17:17 (nine years ago) link

fuckin why not

local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 January 2015 17:18 (nine years ago) link

not like it was working out for either of us as was like

local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 January 2015 17:18 (nine years ago) link

a fair point well made

Gombeen Dance Band (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 January 2015 17:19 (nine years ago) link

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hDWme-1pQQc/maxresdefault.jpg

Ottbot jr (NickB), Thursday, 1 January 2015 17:21 (nine years ago) link

imagining some kind of Prefab Sprout/Street Preachers crossover there

Gombeen Dance Band (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 January 2015 17:21 (nine years ago) link

why can't mod bands look like this anymore?

http://www.modshoes.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/56-mod-shoes-the-times.jpg

elton laleham, Thursday, 1 January 2015 17:24 (nine years ago) link

it's nice those blokes letting their kids be in the band

Gombeen Dance Band (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 January 2015 17:26 (nine years ago) link

is that Stevie g

local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 January 2015 17:27 (nine years ago) link

http://www.sixmic.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/THE-DUKES.jpg

Il faut un temps, dans les années 70, où courait un slogan fort en vogue : « If its too loud, your’re too old. » Passé la démagogie du propos, on peut se souvenir de ce type de phrase édité sur les albums : « To be played at maximum volume. » Même le Ziggy Stardust de Bowie en a bénéficié, on pourrait ajouter que cette recommandation n’aurait pas été saugrenue sur les disques des Stooges, MC5, Fleshtones ou autres.

Avec The Dukes, cette même instruction semble superflue : « Black Hole Love » ou « Gold Digger » ressusciteraient Rob Tyner (Rock in Peace), « Alive » puise sans vergogne du côté des musiques qu’affectionne Tarantino pour ses films (western et riffs démesurés) et des titres lorgenront sans fausse honte vers des groupes « hard » plus récents : Linkin Park sur « Genius », QTSA avec « The Great Escape », le punk US façon Offspring dans « Just In Case » et un groupe avec qui on peut voir plus d’une affinité revivaliste, The Hives sur « The Tyrant ».

droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 1 January 2015 17:38 (nine years ago) link

here you! you in a band?

mookieproof, Thursday, 1 January 2015 17:56 (nine years ago) link

Eventually someone's gonna post a pic of a band that an ILXor is in.

nickn, Thursday, 1 January 2015 23:03 (nine years ago) link

This thread is like Shit Haircuts R'Us!

All the shit haircuts under one roof...

who or what's to blame for this 'Who, mods, Jam, parkas, Faces, Chelseas, Stones..' look/talk/bollocks? it wasn't even this bad 10 years ago. the influence of YouTube and Spotify? BBC4 rock docs? Classic Rock magazine?

makes me pine for the ElectroClash revival.

piscesx, Friday, 2 January 2015 11:45 (nine years ago) link

I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Shit Haircuts R'Us kid!

You are swimming in spaghetti. Without a paddle. (snoball), Friday, 2 January 2015 12:09 (nine years ago) link

xp release of Quadrophenia on home video?

You are swimming in spaghetti. Without a paddle. (snoball), Friday, 2 January 2015 12:17 (nine years ago) link

I've got two problems with these bands. The first is the misogyny. I don't know if Oasis ever wrote misogynistic lyrics - I'm not one of the millions who are familiar with their work - but 'Eggs for Breakfast' is some sub-Confessions/Carry On garbage that Noel Gallagher would never have descended to.
The second problem I have is that there's a difference between being influenced by a list of artists and being 'influenced' by them. The latter is just blatant copying. I really wonder what the Gallagher brothers opinion on all these bands is. Maybe we'll never find out - they are from the demographic that buy a good proportion of Oasis records, so it's unlikely that Noel or Liam would ever say something as blunt as "fucking load of shite copycat wankers".

You are swimming in spaghetti. Without a paddle. (snoball), Friday, 2 January 2015 12:26 (nine years ago) link

Hmm. I mean, I like The Who/The Jam/Small Faces etc. on a musical level. I'm not really interested in adopting the look and waltzing around like I've just took a time machine from 1965 and acting like I'm willing to pretend that the last 40 years of music didn't exist.

The thing about these bands is that they don't seem to be aping The Who/The Jam/Small Faces directly; the impression that I get is that they're aping Oasis aping solo Weller aping The Who/The Jam/Small Faces etc., which is something completely different. I haven't heard any of the music by some of these bands, but just from looking at them and reading "what they're all abouuuuut, maaaaan!", I get the impression they're more on the Cast end of the spectrum of quality than the The Who/The Jam/Small Faces end of the spectrum.

For some reason, I have this vision of half of these bands listening to Confessions Of A Pop Group by The Style Council and whining "Blasphemy! What's this bollocks, Weller? It's not proper enough! There's no tunes on it! Maaaaaan!"

it's unlikely that Noel or Liam would ever say something as blunt as "fucking load of shite copycat wankers".

Hmmm, this would be a different Noel and Liam then?

Mark G, Friday, 2 January 2015 12:42 (nine years ago) link

Actually, Turrican OTM * 5!

See, blokes above the age of (lets say) 40, some are balding, some arent. Those that have a decent amount of hair, and don't want to adopt the shorts/t-shirt look that most dads do, have the option of opting for the "mod" look, but at the end of the day, it's still "older blokes that are wearing suits or Parkas or button down shirts", which is still, um, OK I guess.

But DON'T STILL BE WEARING THE Johnny Marr HAIRSTYLE, IT LOOKS WRONG on someone that's not 20 or thereabouts.

Mark G, Friday, 2 January 2015 12:46 (nine years ago) link

I was in Brighton this one time when there was some large Mod festival on (I didn't know about it), and I went into one of the shops but the racks had loads of identical shirts in, many blokes scrabbling for one, I came out wanting none of it. And ended up feeling like Weller in that picture where he's crossing some forecourt wearing a not-bad long coat and surrounded by loads of lads in parkas. And that is not what I want to feel like.

Anyway. Kasabian. Looks like they are the best of this sort of thing, and that's not masivly great anyway.

Mark G, Friday, 2 January 2015 12:50 (nine years ago) link

like

everyone in music looks shit stupid

that needs to be acknowledged like

local eire man (darraghmac), Friday, 2 January 2015 15:17 (nine years ago) link

Pick the OK haircut!

<trick question>

Mark G, Friday, 2 January 2015 15:40 (nine years ago) link

this thread isn't really about haircuts per se

Gombeen Dance Band (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 January 2015 16:04 (nine years ago) link

What, I have to listen to them as well?

Mark G, Friday, 2 January 2015 16:19 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0a750--UUc

PaulTMA, Saturday, 3 January 2015 00:34 (nine years ago) link

Brother (the shit band)

Brother (the shit band)

Wonder what they're all doing now that they failed to conquer the music scene.

MaresNest, Saturday, 3 January 2015 01:23 (nine years ago) link

I feel bad for being rude about these guys the other day, I think they're kind of like people who dress up as superheros or anime characters at conventions, faintly risible but they're not hurting anyone and if they're enjoying themselves then fair enough, I suppose. swagger on, noelrock revivalists!

elton laleham, Saturday, 3 January 2015 07:52 (nine years ago) link

which is not to reproach anyone else posting to this thread, if you go about dressed like that and claiming you're here to save the world from music-by-numbers you have to expect some degree of pointing and laughing

elton laleham, Saturday, 3 January 2015 07:56 (nine years ago) link

cosplayers are far more gender-mixed, far less self-satisfied with their own deliberately blinkered world view, and don't come out with a lot of guff about good old-fashioned anime making a comeback despite it being as fucking popular as it's ever been

Gombeen Dance Band (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 January 2015 09:49 (nine years ago) link

but if you don't wanna be beastly to the Derrbrains i suggest there's a thousand other threads round here that unironically champion shit that's working the same rhetorical trenches

Gombeen Dance Band (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 January 2015 09:50 (nine years ago) link

After a while they all sort of look a bit like stuffed toys

anvil, Saturday, 3 January 2015 09:54 (nine years ago) link

all culture has regressive vectors, the point is why these regressions? why this rhetoric? who do these kids think they are?

Gombeen Dance Band (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 January 2015 10:09 (nine years ago) link

Liam/Noel Gallagher or Paul Weller, I'd guess.

Yet none of 'em seem to grasp that Weller doesn't solely listen to '60s music, just as Oasis failed to grasp the "progression" aspect of The Beatles.

You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Saturday, 3 January 2015 16:39 (nine years ago) link

Oh, they grasped the aspect, they just couldn't do it.

Mark G, Saturday, 3 January 2015 17:37 (nine years ago) link

I don't know, man. It also felt like Oasis' take on Beatle-like progression what to look at how The Beatles progressed and thought "ah, we'll try and sound like The Beatles sounded on Revolver", rather than do what The Beatles did which was keep one ear on what was going on elsewhere and try and bring those influences into what they were doing. Even when the Gallaghers were guesting on Chemical Brothers and Death In Vegas tracks, the results still had more than an air of 1966/1967 about them: 'Setting Sun' recalling 'Tomorrow Never Knows', and 'Scorpio Rising' having that 'Pictures Of Matchstick Men'/'Hey Joe' chord progression. At least Weller dabbled with Acid Jazz, house music, slick '80s soul etc. even if the results weren't to everyone's taste.

You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Saturday, 3 January 2015 18:11 (nine years ago) link

It just felt like, no matter what the Gallagher's attempted to do, it still had to have some kind of '60s "authenticity" aspect to it in order to keep things proper, maaaaan.

and I guess this is ultimately why other bands of the era like (for example) Blur ended up having the upper-hand in the long term, because they weren't shy to soak up contemporary influences into their sound without sounding like they were slaves to the '60s. They did what The Beatles did, rather than sounded like how The Beatles sounded, but the results sounded far more contemporary naturally because it was contemporary influences they were soaking up.

You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Saturday, 3 January 2015 18:24 (nine years ago) link

http://www.wearesoldieron.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Soldier-On-Bungalow.jpg

(From upthread) Have all of their eyes been switched with each other?

Spaceport Leuchars (dowd), Monday, 5 January 2015 21:40 (nine years ago) link

Still, they’re a tight outfit and evidently don’t take themselves too seriously, as shown by the brilliant and naysayer-defying Don’t Come A Knockin’ On Our Rock N Roll Coffin,

Cosmic Slop, Monday, 5 January 2015 22:49 (nine years ago) link

is that for real?

Cosmic Slop, Monday, 5 January 2015 23:08 (nine years ago) link

calling the crappy puns 70s album thread

everyday sheeple (Michael B), Monday, 5 January 2015 23:10 (nine years ago) link

xpost:

Yup, that is indeed the artwork for their debut EP.

just incase their fans dont get the pun they spell it out for them with the cereal box LOL

Cosmic Slop, Monday, 5 January 2015 23:30 (nine years ago) link

Soldier On & Style Going Hand In Hand

Posted on February 18th, 2014 in Fashion

A lot of the time the music industry isn’t just about music, it’s about fashion and style as well. So it’s just as well we’re a fashionable bunch!

Look at any band through the years and you’ll see they embraced certain looks and fashions – The Beatles and The Kinks with their suits and more recently Oasis and The Stone Roses with their take on a more modern mod look, sporting their parka jackets.

If you’re in the music industry it’s important to look good, after all you’re on a stage in front of crowds of people, you can’t look sh*ite!

For us, we like the mod inspired gear. Lots of Fred Perry, lots of Pretty Green, and then you’ve got Jordan’s velvet jackets and Liam’s funky scarves.

It’s all about skinny jeans, fitted shirts and smart shoes. Only the best, like we said, you can’t look sh*te when you’re performing in front of crowds of people.

And it’s not just about clobber as well. You need to be rockin’ a quality barnet too.

Fortunately in the scene we jump about in there are a lot of good haircuts, lots of fringes and sideburns, but you always get the odd crap one.

Look no further than Tour de France winner, Bradley Wiggins. A true mod, he rocks a quality haircut and his sense of style hits the mark. He’s quite obviously inspired by the great Paul Weller – a class act.

Some of you will maybe be reading this thinking it’s a bit gay to be writing about clothes and hair but they’re probably the ones who wear sh*te clothes and have sh*te haircuts.

The mod movement has been around for decades so what is it about it that’s kept it strong for so many years?

Youths of the early 1960s were one of the first generations that didn’t have to give their money to their family. With more disposable cash, young mods were able to buy stylish clothes, with the first youth-targeted boutique clothing stores opening in the likes of the famous Carnaby Street.

As we said earlier, it’s hella important to look good when you’re part of the mod movement. This is something those in the 60s were all too well aware of. In fact some newspaper reports from the mid-60s focused on the mod obsession with clothes, often detailing the prices of the expensive suits worn by young mods. In some cases they were even able to seek out extreme examples such as a young mod who claimed that he would “go without food to buy clothes”. Mental.

Through time male mods adopted a smooth, sophisticated look that included tailor-made suits with narrow lapels, thin ties, button-down collar shirts, wool or cashmere jumpers, and Chelsea boots.

We all know that the mod scene is big on scooters, but some of you might not know that this is because their body panels concealed moving parts and made them less likely to stain clothes with oil or road dust. Yeah they look good, but it’s all about the clothes, the fashion.

In fact protecting the sharp suits worn by mods is one of the main reasons parkas are so prominent in the mod scene just like the stylish yet functional scooters.

This is just a snapshot of mod fashion and the longevity of it. But although short a small insight into the the history and mechanics of the trend, you can see how it’s always been important to look good and take pride in your appearance – a trend Soldier On will continue.

To learn more about Soldier On and to keep up to date with all we’re doing, including our upcoming gigs, you can visit our website, Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram accounts.

Soldier On.

They've missed out the Small Faces

Mark G, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 00:04 (nine years ago) link

Fortunately in the scene we jump about in there are a lot of good haircuts....

m0stlyClean, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 00:26 (nine years ago) link

Some of you will maybe be reading this thinking it’s a bit gay to be writing about clothes and hair but they’re probably the ones who wear sh*te clothes and have sh*te haircuts.

Cosmic Slop, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 00:36 (nine years ago) link

From another blog post...

For my Christmas one year, my parents bought me a Gretsch Electromatic Jet – which wasn’t dissimilar to the one George Harrison played – and I looked the fucking business. I felt like a porn star when I felt it in my hands, the coolest guy out of all the bands that played when I was gigging – not out of arrogance, I genuinely looked great.

Interior World of Noel Gallagher to thread, pls.

schwantz, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 04:43 (nine years ago) link

Some of these pictures remind me of Boys Wonder (of whom there is precious little on the internet). Perhaps they're due a revival.

mahb, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 09:41 (nine years ago) link

Ah, the Boys Wonder. They kinda knew they were ridic.

(didn't they?)

Mark G, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 10:19 (nine years ago) link

can we just take a moment to think of those unfortunate souls stuck jumping about in a scene without a lot of good haircuts....

m0stlyClean, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 03:12 (nine years ago) link

it's ok, they don't know any better

Vote in the ILM EOY Poll! (seandalai), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 10:00 (nine years ago) link

also "naysayer-defying" – Kula Shaker, Peace.

woof, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 10:33 (nine years ago) link

that EP cover has made my day, ngl

Pair of fun gals argue about the days in a week :-) (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 10:41 (nine years ago) link

you’re on a stage in front of crowds of people, you can’t look sh*ite!

bit Islamophobic this

Pair of fun gals argue about the days in a week :-) (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 10:44 (nine years ago) link

they prefer the Sunni look

Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 11:03 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B9WKrtdIEAEQ0k-.jpg

groovypanda, Sunday, 8 February 2015 20:59 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B9WLZdgCAAAhJVE.jpg

groovypanda, Sunday, 8 February 2015 21:02 (nine years ago) link

images that make you impatient for the collapse of the food chain itt

xelab, Sunday, 8 February 2015 22:46 (nine years ago) link

Didn't know Kasabian had made Madame Tussaurds

bidfurd, Sunday, 8 February 2015 22:49 (nine years ago) link

Alan Davies, Russell Brand, Eddie Izzard, and Tim Minchin - together at last!

ledge, Monday, 9 February 2015 13:42 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B9Z1N94IEAEBAqI.png

mookieproof, Monday, 9 February 2015 19:29 (nine years ago) link

Ashby's Bio


“In the world of Sanguine Indie Musicians, emerging is a four piece go-getting band named Ashby.

Developing from a small mining village in South Yorkshire, Ashbyobligate an aspiring attitude with the aim be recognised within the music industry of today. The band is vastly evolving in the surroundings of their hometown and iscurrently undertaking headlining positions in the biggest venues within Sheffield. The venues are as follows, The Plug, The O2 academy and The Leadmill.

The Four piece structure consists of front man Ashley Mitchell, whom plays rhythm guitar and lead vocals. Playing alongside front man is Levi Hand, whom is lead guitarist and contributes to backing vocals. The third member is Jack Law, bass player and backing vocalist. The fourth associate is Josh Whitehurst the endowed drummer and backing vocalist.

Ashby currently withhold an innovative approach towards their music and are in the process of releasing their new EP ‘Worth the Wait’. These upbeat, high tempo Indie tracks voice the personalities of the band throughout.

Admirations of former bands such as The Beatles, The Jam and The Who contribute to Ashby’s inspiration in order to compose and perform the records in which they do. Courageous Ashby conjure records which speak the morality of today’s society, love and desire. Dedicated Ashby have taken their music further afield travelling to Camden, Manchester, York, and Leeds and not to mention taking over their local towns. Additionally Ashby have been hitting local radio stations, where they have been a big success with the public. Recently being discovered by some big names in the music profession, Ashby are stepping up to the mark with the release of their EP. The band’s new release is described by a professional acquaintance as “Indie with attitude”.

let me be your fan taytay (NickB), Monday, 9 February 2015 20:11 (nine years ago) link

Meet the lads

let me be your fan taytay (NickB), Monday, 9 February 2015 20:12 (nine years ago) link

that looks like it was written by someone whose primary language is not English

Οὖτις, Monday, 9 February 2015 20:15 (nine years ago) link

vastly evolving

mookieproof, Monday, 9 February 2015 20:16 (nine years ago) link

Dedicated Ashby have taken their music further afield travelling to Camden, Manchester, York, and Leeds

haha it's so funny when UK bands talk about the "grind" of touring

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 9 February 2015 20:21 (nine years ago) link

Courageous Ashby conjure records which speak the morality of today’s society, love and desire.

Cultural Revolution vibes from this

i hope heaven is full of music and girls like ennya (soref), Monday, 9 February 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link

Q Fav Food ?
A Fish Finger Sarnies

Q Fav Food ?
A Owt Greasy

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 9 February 2015 20:24 (nine years ago) link

Josh Whitehurst the endowed drummer and backing vocalist

That's not a drumstick in his hand...

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 9 February 2015 20:40 (nine years ago) link

Q Who Inspires you ?
A Keith Moom

i hope heaven is full of music and girls like ennya (soref), Monday, 9 February 2015 20:47 (nine years ago) link

Indie Modsters - Debut Single

Indie mod-sters head out of Sheffield with thier Debut single.

Yep that's right. Part of It is the debut single from Sheffield Newest indie Mod- sters Ashby.

Emerging from the devistated South Yorkshire Mining Communitie,s the cast off children of Thatchers revolution, are answering back, in the only way available to them - through music.

Formed in 2011 the band have taken their time to develope their sound and have been hard at work on the northern indie rock scene, being voted 'Best Band of 2012' by the legendary Stone Roses Venue in York..

"We were brought up listening to the indie sounds of Sheffield and Manchester and have really taken that as a starting point butwe have introduced our own vibes" Says Lead Vocalist and Guitarist Ashley Mitchell.

The Rest of the band consist of Levi Hand (Lead Guitar), Jack Law (Bass Guitar) and Greg Mason (Drums). They have been touring Yorkshire and have played in many venues including Headlining at the o2 Academy Sheffield and The Stone Roses York,

They have recently written and recorded some new songs which they are ready to unlease, 'Part of It' is the Debut single.

“LET’S HAVE IT”

let me be your fan taytay (NickB), Monday, 9 February 2015 20:53 (nine years ago) link

http://www.whtimes.co.uk/polopoly_fs/1.1813255.1359131050!/image/1604453257.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_630/1604453257.jpg

Sly Dog have just unleashed their new EP ‘The Future’s Ours’, and this Hertfordshire 5 piece have nailed their Brit Pop flag well and truly to the mast. Taking their cue from Oasis in their mid 90s pomp, Sly Dog have brought their own brand of hedonistic rock n roll to the fore, and this music brims with aspirational exuberance. The title to this EP niftily sums up what Sly Dog are about, and that is making positive feel good music that does indeed look back to those halcyon days of Brit Pop swagger, but also bringing it into the present day in their own inimitable way.

Sly Dog have a broad canvas in terms of musical influences, and they openly admit to their love of the Stone Roses, The Jam, The Rolling Stones and The Who. There is also plenty of Soul in the shape of the Supremes and Marvin Gaye thrown in for good measure. Who can blame Sly Dog for being influenced by some of the best music ever recorded, and filtering these influences into something that is uniquely their own.

‘The Future’s Ours’ is an EP that showcases Sly Dog’s potential and it also reveals their love of Oasis in their heyday. Songs like ‘Faith in me’ and ‘Shadows’ highlight a debt to the ‘Definitely Maybe’ period. The opening bars and the thick guitar sound of ‘Shadows’ will remind those of a certain vintage of the Psychedelically tinged ‘Shakemaker’. Oasis have never been able to disguise their influences, and I think Sly Dog are more than happy to wear their influences on their shirt sleeves. This is not necessarily a bad thing as Sly Dog are making music for people to sing along to as opposed to rubbing your chin with your feet up trying to work out the intricacies of a 25 minute Prog Rock Opus.

Originality is an over used word and pop music has always fed on itself, and it’s what a band does with their influences that matter. Sly Dog are young and do not lack confidence, which is very important when you want your music to be heard, at a time when it seems harder than ever to get your music across in an age where the pleasure of discovering a band and listening to an album has been altered by the inconvenience of I-Tunes and the delete button culture that the internet has spawned. Sly Dog at least have bucked that trend with a UK tour around England in the summer, which reveals that this band is prepared to work hard and slug it out when it matters. Sly Dog have a keen appreciation of great music, and as artists they will surely want to push and explore their sound even further, as all great bands inevitably do.

let me be your fan taytay (NickB), Monday, 9 February 2015 21:01 (nine years ago) link

Sanguine Indie Musicians

dibs on this band name

young pc thug (Merdeyeux), Monday, 9 February 2015 21:06 (nine years ago) link

based purely on that photo, I'm finding Sly Dog more likeable than most of the bands in this thread

i hope heaven is full of music and girls like ennya (soref), Monday, 9 February 2015 21:07 (nine years ago) link

Sanguine Indie Rock n Roll

Master of Treacle, Monday, 9 February 2015 21:08 (nine years ago) link

I think it's because the singer looks like a young David Thomas xp

i hope heaven is full of music and girls like ennya (soref), Monday, 9 February 2015 21:09 (nine years ago) link

I'm getting a Pere Ubu vibe from Sly Dog

Master of Treacle, Monday, 9 February 2015 21:10 (nine years ago) link

Lol

Master of Treacle, Monday, 9 February 2015 21:10 (nine years ago) link

haha it's so funny when UK bands talk about the "grind" of touring

it's not exactly Get In The Van, is it?

horseradish fluid (stevie), Monday, 9 February 2015 21:43 (nine years ago) link

pretty sure that's why so few UK bands manage to break the states. didn't oasis split up on their first big US tour? and yet their support group screaming trees kept on trucking even though lanegan was busted for crack possession. not to be a macho douchebag, but THAT'S how you rock and roll.

horseradish fluid (stevie), Monday, 9 February 2015 21:44 (nine years ago) link

http://www.toastmagazine.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Sherlocks.gif

The band describes themselves as having a very raw and original sound, it’s a sound that mimics the 1960s, with a very ‘Quadraphenia’ feel. They take influence from a range of different bands, including The Beatles, Oasis and Kasabian.

“You couldn’t listen to us and label us to sounding like a particular band, but to describe our music to someone who hasn’t heard us before then it would be a cake of three ingredients, Arctic Monkeys, The Jam, The Libertines, with a few extras.”

let me be your fan taytay (NickB), Monday, 9 February 2015 21:46 (nine years ago) link

everyone has the worst hair ever

diamonddave85​ (diamonddave85), Monday, 9 February 2015 21:47 (nine years ago) link

Blending a mix of driving guitars and heavy drumbeats with dreamy riffs and anthemic melodies, Kartica achieve a roaring guitar sound with echoes of Oasis, The Verve, Ocean Colour Scene and The Stone Roses.[1] They were described by NME magazine as "Solid Sheffield indie rock"

woof, Monday, 9 February 2015 21:50 (nine years ago) link

Check out the lads

Master of Treacle, Monday, 9 February 2015 21:51 (nine years ago) link

Kartica are at a Pigeon Detectives level visually

Master of Treacle, Monday, 9 February 2015 21:52 (nine years ago) link

"Solid Sheffield indie rock"

this is one step down from "a band that exists"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI22vpZ5ztQ (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 February 2015 21:54 (nine years ago) link

p. sure i know which one is kartica's drummer

mookieproof, Monday, 9 February 2015 21:57 (nine years ago) link

Sly Dog's PR (or whichever of them wrote it) could do with being a bit less defensive

⊤ℝolliℵg M∃th H∑a∂ (seandalai), Monday, 9 February 2015 22:13 (nine years ago) link

i appreciate these lads' stubborn refusal to kow tow to pop orthodoxy and current trends. these guys are like 21st century teddy boys.

tayto fan (Michael B), Monday, 9 February 2015 22:32 (nine years ago) link

A vibrant mix of indie, rock 'n' roll and MOD, Subject have a new original sound ready for you consisting of 3 lads who love bringing a strong British sound to everyone who wants it.

"Subject are a young three piece band from Yorkshire bringing the 60s into the 2000s." - Sounds Of Steel.

let me be your fan taytay (NickB), Monday, 9 February 2015 22:44 (nine years ago) link

this is some of the most backward and hilarious shit in britain.

xpost austin powers needs to cut the carbs.

Moyes Enthusiast (LocalGarda), Monday, 9 February 2015 22:45 (nine years ago) link

i love this thread

Josh Whitehurst the endowed drummer and backing vocalist (imago), Monday, 9 February 2015 22:48 (nine years ago) link

quite possibly i do not love that pub

it is kind of magnificent

Josh Whitehurst the endowed drummer and backing vocalist (imago), Monday, 9 February 2015 22:51 (nine years ago) link

i am the resurrection, on repeat

Josh Whitehurst the endowed drummer and backing vocalist (imago), Monday, 9 February 2015 22:55 (nine years ago) link

Leeds has a Stone Roses bar as well!

https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7388/14026953352_7f88d69050_o.jpg

i hope heaven is full of music and girls like ennya (soref), Monday, 9 February 2015 22:57 (nine years ago) link

(original is in York)

i hope heaven is full of music and girls like ennya (soref), Monday, 9 February 2015 22:57 (nine years ago) link

based purely on that photo, I'm finding Sly Dog more likeable than most of the bands in this thread

― i hope heaven is full of music and girls like ennya (soref), Monday, February 9, 2015 9:07 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sanguine Indie Rock n Roll

― Master of Treacle, Monday, February 9, 2015 9:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think it's because the singer looks like a young David Thomas xp

― i hope heaven is full of music and girls like ennya (soref), Monday, February 9, 2015 9:09 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

My first thought was "fucking hell, Paul Shane's back from the dead already!"

LIKE, NO FUCKING WAY SNA!!!111!!711!!1 *FAP*FAP*FAP*FAP* (Turrican), Monday, 9 February 2015 23:00 (nine years ago) link

please drop me home xp

rip van wanko, Monday, 9 February 2015 23:03 (nine years ago) link

Clearly it was what the world w

Mark G, Monday, 9 February 2015 23:27 (nine years ago) link

i love this thread

― Josh Whitehurst the endowed drummer and backing vocalist (imago)

It's the So not gonna happen thread for bands.

nickn, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 00:01 (nine years ago) link

Ashby currently withhold an innovative approach towards their music

I bet they do tbh

oochie wally (clean version) (sic), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 00:05 (nine years ago) link

Ashby

when is the new Jim O'Rourke album coming out (spazzmatazz), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 00:39 (nine years ago) link

How have I only just discovered this thread?

I just listened to Sly Dog, they're actually marginally more boring than you might imagine.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 01:13 (nine years ago) link

Slydoguk.com

This domain may be for sale. Backorder this Domain

This Domain Name Has Expired - Renewal Instructions.

RIP :(

⊤ℝolliℵg M∃th H∑a∂ (seandalai), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 01:25 (nine years ago) link

where in God's name is that half full football stadium?

piscesx, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 02:59 (nine years ago) link

more like rugby league. the britpop of rugby..

Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 03:02 (nine years ago) link

I'm kinda stumped trying to come up with a US equivalent, although I guarantee there more than a couple American bands that would fit in this presentation. You could make it with the glam bands that try to dress like Aerosmith, but I don't know that that look has carried on to the current day in the same way.

There are plenty of dudes with facial hair that have tried to re-create the early pictures of The Band (and/or Civil War re-enactments).

earlnash, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 03:25 (nine years ago) link

"Sly Dog are young and do not lack confidence, which is very important when you want your music to be heard, at a time when it seems harder than ever to get your music across in an age where the pleasure of discovering a band and listening to an album has been altered by the inconvenience of I-Tunes and the delete button culture that the internet has spawned."

I can't help wondering if Sly Dog could diagram this sentence.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 03:54 (nine years ago) link

"Sly Dog = Delete"

.. Is what it's saying, basically.

Mark G, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 07:38 (nine years ago) link

US equiv = bands that dress like pavement

when is the new Jim O'Rourke album coming out (spazzmatazz), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 07:40 (nine years ago) link

rugby union = the boer war colonialism of rugby

Josh Whitehurst the endowed drummer and backing vocalist (imago), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 07:45 (nine years ago) link

thread delivers new DN

Keith Moom (Neil S), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 09:25 (nine years ago) link

where are you finding these bands & pics NickB?

Keith Moom (Neil S), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 09:26 (nine years ago) link

US equiv = bands that dress like pavement

or like creed

a cake of three ingredients (stevie), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 09:27 (nine years ago) link

damn you beer fuddled memory !
think on a stag night out many years ago, i tried to end up in that stone roses bar in york.
pretty sure we didn't get in.
and, as others have stated, i love this thread.

mark e, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 09:40 (nine years ago) link

just going to pretend that NickB is taking all the photos himself after finding and capturing the bands.

woof, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 09:51 (nine years ago) link

otm, he has a Britpop revivalist zoo/ holding pen

Keith Moom (Neil S), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 09:54 (nine years ago) link

humanely captured on the streets of camden and set free to roam in recreations of their natural environments

woof, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 10:16 (nine years ago) link

they're everywhere, we're practically drowning in the fuckers at this stage

let me be your fan taytay (NickB), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 10:22 (nine years ago) link

moody

Keith Moom (Neil S), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 10:25 (nine years ago) link

http://www.fakebands.co.uk/images/bands/fullsize/567-129_2931a_330x330.jpg

still need someone to make a gif of that bloke at the back landing a 30lb carp with his les paul copy

let me be your fan taytay (NickB), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 10:29 (nine years ago) link

new Soldier On interview

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/irvine-band-unveil-details-follow-up-5057926

woof, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 10:42 (nine years ago) link

The first EP was very mod influenced and quite specifically targeted at an audience. But obviously it’s an art and we write it, not for the pleasure of others, but for ourselves.

'we just do what we do and if anyone else likes it it's a bonus'

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 10:49 (nine years ago) link

when your own band are laughing at you maybe its time to reconsider your choice of hat xp

a cake of three ingredients (stevie), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 11:05 (nine years ago) link

john craven on the right there could do with a less tight-fitting shirt

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 11:17 (nine years ago) link

These must be the people keeping Pretty Green in business. Liam should diversify the brand: record shops, lager, ready meals ...

mahb, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 11:32 (nine years ago) link

definitely mahb

let me be your fan taytay (NickB), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 11:39 (nine years ago) link

this thread is like a parade of gritty, shitty peacocks

a cake of three ingredients (stevie), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 12:13 (nine years ago) link

and i love it so

a cake of three ingredients (stevie), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 12:14 (nine years ago) link

it's an oasis-themed branch of the sealed knot with dour-looking roundheads in trackie tops and preening cavaliers in their foppish finery

let me be your fan taytay (NickB), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 12:25 (nine years ago) link

Doomed!

Mark G, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 12:40 (nine years ago) link

jfc at that last one
serial killers all

well maybe not the bottom one

kinder, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 12:42 (nine years ago) link

lol at the guy trying to give his leather jacket the tailored look by scrunching it behind his back

kinder, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 12:43 (nine years ago) link

look statistically one of these bands must be good

woof, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 12:44 (nine years ago) link

j/k

woof, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 12:44 (nine years ago) link

have we had these yet? (it's hard to tell!)

http://www.thetwistedwheel.co.uk/assets/facebookshareimage2.jpg

there can be only (onimo), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 12:50 (nine years ago) link

Liam Gallagher has described you as a breath of fresh air, how does that feel?

It’s mint having someone like that who I look up to and that sort of musical era, it’s exciting to hear that, so we can’t complain.

there can be only (onimo), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 12:51 (nine years ago) link

lol best yet?

Keith Moom (Neil S), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 12:59 (nine years ago) link

that is Slydigs btw, not to be confused with Sly Dogs, although they probably don't sound much different tbh

let me be your fan taytay (NickB), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 13:02 (nine years ago) link

brb starting a band called Die, Slugs

Josh Whitehurst the endowed drummer and backing vocalist (imago), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 13:02 (nine years ago) link

BUZZCOCKS!!!!!!

Mark G, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 13:10 (nine years ago) link

ah, can't fool you

let me be your fan taytay (NickB), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 13:13 (nine years ago) link

re: Buzzcocks, Pete not trying hard enough - or at all - well done, Pete! Scary how many of these bands there are, tbh, though not as scary as the fact that Nick has photos of all of them.

Utterly huggers (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 13:32 (nine years ago) link

I keep going "Oh, that's Northern Uproar. No, *that's* Northern Uproar. Oh wait..."

Mark G, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 13:37 (nine years ago) link

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Music/Pix/pictures/2011/12/20/1324400587837/All-the-Young-006.jpg

these guys made a major label album.

in 5 years time they will team up with viva brother and form viva the young

mark e, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 13:40 (nine years ago) link

Named after the classic Bluetones Britpop anthem, Marblehead Johnson pay tribute to the British Britpop music scene, bringing the recreated Britpop hits up-to-date in a powerful combination of passion and quality akin to the harder-hitting sound that the bands produced in their live shows.

We can also offer a double-header with ex-Inspiral Carpets front-man Tom Hingley for a limited number of dates.

woof, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 14:19 (nine years ago) link

this is the best thread on ILM ever

droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 14:26 (nine years ago) link

"ok lads, what've you got in mind for the photo shoot?"
"dunno, in front of the town hall? behind the cathedral? somewhere with decorative ironwork, deffo"

mahb, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 14:37 (nine years ago) link

Marblehead Johnson also trading under the name The Morning Glories. Britpop Reloaded seem to be their only serious competition as a cross-artist Britpop tribute band.

This is a depressing world.

woof, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 14:41 (nine years ago) link

ya you'd think there's be loads

local eire man (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 14:45 (nine years ago) link

all of the bands in this thread are doing this, even if they might claim otherwise

Keith Moom (Neil S), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 14:46 (nine years ago) link

so Marblehead Johnson/The Morning Glories are also Different Class, Slight Return and One 2 Another.

woof, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 14:52 (nine years ago) link

got the market sewn up tighter than kasabian's trousers

let me be your fan taytay (NickB), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 14:56 (nine years ago) link

swagger action shot

there can be only (onimo), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 15:11 (nine years ago) link

Given that I spent over a decade of my life working at a rehearsal studio in Camden, I'm amazed I haven't recognised any of these fuckwits yet. Only a matter of time surely, I feel like I've met them all.

めんどくさかった (Matt #2), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 15:20 (nine years ago) link

Impressive - they've almost perfectly nailed an early 1970s family photos feeling. Yellow-check in particular has the time-travel vibe.

woof, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 15:34 (nine years ago) link

lead guy in swagger action shot looks if he's just popped out of the office and put his denim shirt on over his work clothes

mahb, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 15:39 (nine years ago) link

"So what do you want to do in this photoshoot?"

"How about if I fart on the bass player?" (xp)

Utterly huggers (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 15:43 (nine years ago) link

"is it ok if my dad joins the band?"

⊤ℝolliℵg M∃th H∑a∂ (seandalai), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 15:49 (nine years ago) link

Another Spot the Drummer pic

Utterly huggers (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 15:50 (nine years ago) link

is that ed cassidy?

let me be your fan taytay (NickB), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 15:52 (nine years ago) link

Ha!

Utterly huggers (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 15:52 (nine years ago) link

Andy gray and Casey affleck who knew

local eire man (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 16:08 (nine years ago) link

"I swear on me nan's grave."

hardcore dilettante, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 16:37 (nine years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/birdnestsoup/Capture12.jpg

is that Dennis Wise in the stripey cardigan?

A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 17:27 (nine years ago) link

This thread is basically Young to semi-young no hopers 1995Madchen would travel forward in time to have lots of sex with. Unfortunately.

Madchen, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 17:32 (nine years ago) link

http://www.merc.com/uploads/blog/2013/The%20Repeat%20Offenders/band_merc.jpg

Who are your style icons?
Andrew – Tom Meighan from ‘Kasabian’
Graham – Miles Kane
Issac – Serge from ‘Kasabian’
Steve – Paul Weller

⊤ℝolliℵg M∃th H∑a∂ (seandalai), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 17:34 (nine years ago) link

this is how you do it iirc:

http://blurtonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Flamin-Groovies-1978.jpg

let me be your fan taytay (NickB), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 18:21 (nine years ago) link

I'm kinda stumped trying to come up with a US equivalent, although I guarantee there more than a couple American bands that would fit in this presentation.

They're called Smash Fashion btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8KdtGxkUjs

let me be your fan taytay (NickB), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 20:19 (nine years ago) link

Multiple x-post, but our "most likeable band of the day", Boston Tea Party, are local to me. I have seen the name on posters but have not heard a note.

michaellambert, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 20:31 (nine years ago) link

Would like to drop all these bands into a giant arena and watch them reel with astonishment that anyone else is sporting their startlingly original and edgy aesthetic. And then fight to the death - every last one. No victors.

ledge, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 20:32 (nine years ago) link

having investigated Archimède a bit further I found this video which is actually pretty cute, I would like to withdraw them from the thread, the French maybe not capable of nailing the workaday crapness essential here

http://youtu.be/p-SaOAx5lsw

i hope heaven is full of music and girls like ennya (soref), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 20:36 (nine years ago) link

this whole thread is so...wow. it takes the idea of the embarrassing school photo to new levels. but if you look at the whole thing it turns into some dreary and ancient folk/cultural uniform. like they are beyond rock or being a band or musicians. you have to be pretty deep into a subculture to want to look like that. the mod thing in 2015 is pretty hard to grasp if you aren't from england. i just listened to the band that bonehead is in now just to see what kinda awful sub-Oasis hijinks ex-Oasis people are up to and it's barely even rock music. it's like listening to terrible folk music! it's almost like its built to repel outsiders.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE-z00w-v7M

scott seward, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 20:43 (nine years ago) link

MESSIAH are a 5 piece Indie Rock band from Edinburgh. Formed in November 2009, the band are heavily influenced by british bands such as Oasis, The Stone Roses, Verve and Kasabian.

Messiah believe the music scene is going backwards in the UK and strive to resurrect the sound of the 90’s whilst applying a modern day twist.

there can be only (onimo), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 20:47 (nine years ago) link

"but our "most likeable band of the day", Boston Tea Party, are local to me. I have seen the name on posters but have not heard a note."

they have some big fancy shoes to fill...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51oqaD1QwaL.jpg

scott seward, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 20:49 (nine years ago) link

xp he's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy (sorry)

Keith Moom (Neil S), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 20:50 (nine years ago) link

always helps when you've got a mate doing Photoshop at night school

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI22vpZ5ztQ (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 21:01 (nine years ago) link

Messiah believe the music scene is going backwards in the UK and strive to resurrect the sound of the 90’s whilst applying a modern day twist.

― there can be only (onimo), Tuesday, February 10, 2015 8:47 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Christ, I don't even know where to begin with this...

You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 21:15 (nine years ago) link

we're going back ... to the future!

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 21:16 (nine years ago) link

ps the future was yesterday

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 21:17 (nine years ago) link

Messiah believe the music scene is going backwards in the UK and strive to resurrect the sound of the 90’s

And from further upthread

The band describes themselves as having a very raw and original sound, it’s a sound that mimics the 1960s

I find this wilful commitment to a specific kind of contradiction strangely laudable.

ledge, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 21:17 (nine years ago) link

Like, I'm noticing that in a lot of these bands' blurbs they keep claiming they're adding something new to their template of the usual influences... but what?

You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 21:20 (nine years ago) link

It's a Pierre Menard thing

woof, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 21:25 (nine years ago) link

The contradiction is essentially "we're in thrall to the sounds of the '60s and other bands since the '60s that are in thrall to the sounds of the '60s, and we believe that music has to stay within this template and never move away from this template because if music does move away from this template, then it's moving backwards. BUT WAIT, WE'RE ACTUALLY A MODERN BAND, WE'RE RELEVANT TO THIS DECADE!!! RELEVANT, I TELL YOU!!!"

You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 21:32 (nine years ago) link

The ClockTower are creating their collective sound by combining Brit-pop and mod vibes together… Brit-pod? Well, whatever you’d like to call it, the outcome of their music will always be more than admirable. But a genre is just a genre without talented band members coming together to create some commendable noise. Lucky enough, this Wolverhampton four-piece have “Hilda”, “Krishna”, “Ringo” and “Jonny Big Back”, all great musicians who bring something to the table.

⊤ℝolliℵg M∃th H∑a∂ (seandalai), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 21:39 (nine years ago) link

The band are the first to admit that they are not re-inventing the sound of the Mod revival and Britpop eras, they are merely the torch bearers for the next generation, saving our souls, and ears, from the mindless drivel that is rammed down the throat of the nation by daytime radio.

let me be your fan taytay (NickB), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 22:10 (nine years ago) link

do people make fun of dudes with oasis haircuts when they see them on the street? are they bullied in school? so many questions...

scott seward, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 22:12 (nine years ago) link

lol @ "brit-pod"

contenderizer, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 22:25 (nine years ago) link

i love this thread so much

i wanna eat some fish sarnies

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 22:29 (nine years ago) link

Whats most disturbing is that Kasabian are as prominent as Oasis, Beatles in a lot of these influences

Master of Treacle, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 22:39 (nine years ago) link

brit pod is surely the stupidest reundancy i've heard in a hot minute

don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 22:55 (nine years ago) link

also redundancy

don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 22:55 (nine years ago) link

guy squatting in the Razorlight(?) photo has a kinda cool Keiji Haino look, tho I'm sure the music is dreadful

example (crüt), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 22:57 (nine years ago) link

pretty sure i have never heard kasabian, but this thread is inspiring me

mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 23:04 (nine years ago) link

 Marblehead Johnson/The Morning Glories are also Different Class, Slight Return and One 2 Another

Of all the things itt it baffles me the most that they've used ANOTHER bluetones song as an alternate name. Like 'huh maybe the 2015 casual bluetones fan won't be familiar with the classic Marblehead Johnson, let's try the big one!'

kinder, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 23:12 (nine years ago) link

i can't believe kasabian are still a band! i "reviewed" their first album in 2005. if my math is correct, that's 10 years ago! who knew?

i listened to the cd once. that's the last i heard of them. http://www.villagevoice.com/2005-03-01/music/funkatrons-turn-britpop-s-umpteenth-flowering-into-a-very-happy-monday/full/

scott seward, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 23:26 (nine years ago) link

Kasabian are pretty huge in the UK.

michaellambert, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 23:38 (nine years ago) link

cool. i just read that the horrors have also been a band for 10 years. i had no idea they had been around that long. i've never heard their music but i never get tired of their band photos.

http://images.musictimes.com/data/images/full/6870/the-horrors.jpg

scott seward, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 23:40 (nine years ago) link

guy squatting in the Razorlight(?) photo has a kinda cool Keiji Haino look, tho I'm sure the music is dreadful

― example (crüt), Tuesday, February 10, 2015 10:57 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That is of course notable Shropshire band "Clocktower" - though they do have a notable anecdote about meeting Razorlight:

Clocktower who took to the stage on early Sunday evening told BritEvents that their highlight of the weekend was 'meeting Razorlight in the VIP (area) at OsFest, their minders walked them back to the Clocktower's tour bus for a drink and chat'.

Unfortunately one of the band members, Andy O'Brien, also told us that: '5 minutes later I fell asleep!'

Andy O'Brien, bass guitarist for Clocktower, laughed and added: 'Ryan our frontman was playing the acoustic when me and Fred entered our bus, I think no one knew who he was 'til he went and then they found out.'

I asked Andy what they talked about; he said: 'He didn't say loads at our bus as it was like an after party. We showed him one of our bands tracks on the acoustic called 'kiss ya glass' he then said 'I've got shoot off to the toilet' then went.

⊤ℝolliℵg M∃th H∑a∂ (seandalai), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 23:51 (nine years ago) link

I think no one knew who he was 'til he went and then they found out

Here you! You in a band?

ladies goatse to the queen (qiqing), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 00:04 (nine years ago) link

...this Wolverhampton four-piece have “Hilda”, “Krishna”, “Ringo” and “Jonny Big Back”...

Surely they are a Rutles take on this scene.

nickn, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 00:54 (nine years ago) link

Kula Shaker, morelike

oochie wally (clean version) (sic), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 03:48 (nine years ago) link

"i wanna eat some fish sarnies"

Fish butties is where it is really at, sarnies are bourgeoisie picnic hamper fillers.

xelab, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 07:11 (nine years ago) link

Thread started out kinda LOL, criticising a very specific form of NME branded post-Oasis lad-rock.

But seems to have drifted into not just making fun of BritPop bands, but making fun of mod bands, 60s psych bands, shoegaze bands, suit bands... is this going to end up just basically policing the appearance of anyone who doesn't match an ILX-friendly nerd meets dirtbag generic man (but not too generic, because then you will be criticised for being "normcore" as a fashion statement) standard of male not-caring-about-appearance.

You know I'm never going to get behind that.

I mean, yes, having spent many years on the edges of parts of it (thread stopped being LOL right around the time people I've known started turning up on it) I have many criticisms of its essential conservatism, its sheer *bloke*-iness and rampant sexism. (But hey, funnily enough, the same things turn up in the criticism thereof!) But when people start turning up on a thread to make fun of blokes for *having* haircuts, just... no. There's a conversation to be had about the presentation of Masculinity as embodied in The Lad, the Liam, the Paul Weller, these specifically British archetypes, how it's both a reaction to, and a reinforcement of traditional masculine gender roles in British culture. But making fun of people's haircuts is not that conversation.

I might not like the music, but I *do* admire men who are committed to having and maintaining Style. (Also there's a not inconsiderable part of me that's probably in agreement with Madchen.)

Branwell with an N, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 07:22 (nine years ago) link

“We’re Section 60 a five piece guitar band from Sheffield. That’s right guitar, I suppose we could get shot these days for saying that word but fuck it, we are what we are and we ain’t going to change for fucking trends.”

“Anyway like we said, we’re Section 60 so just listen to the songs because at the end of the day that’s all that really matters.”

I agree whole heartedly with the above sentiments but Section 60 are much more than a “five piece guitar band from Sheffield”. Section 60 create big fuck off anthemic slabs of indie rock ‘n’ roll (continues)

i hope heaven is full of music and girls like ennya (soref), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 07:45 (nine years ago) link

But seems to have drifted into not just making fun of BritPop bands, but making fun of mod bands, 60s psych bands, shoegaze bands, suit bands... is this going to end up just basically policing the appearance of anyone who doesn't match an ILX-friendly nerd meets dirtbag generic man (but not too generic, because then you will be criticised for being "normcore" as a fashion statement) standard of male not-caring-about-appearance.

for me the thread isn't about bands who dress like that, but bands who dress like that but do it very badly/awkwardly/unconvincingly. They aim for ersatz, but hit some kind of humdrum and inaccurate facsimile.

a cake of three ingredients (stevie), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 09:27 (nine years ago) link

There's a conversation to be had about the presentation of Masculinity as embodied in The Lad, the Liam, the Paul Weller, these specifically British archetypes, how it's both a reaction to, and a reinforcement of traditional masculine gender roles in British culture.]There's a conversation to be had about the presentation of Masculinity as embodied in The Lad, the Liam, the Paul Weller, these specifically British archetypes, how it's both a reaction to, and a reinforcement of traditional masculine gender roles in British culture.

....ooh cool that sounds like fun

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 09:44 (nine years ago) link

full disclosure: while lolling, kind of uneasily aware that if I were asked to stand in a short notice for a guy in one of these photo shoots, I could do so with little appearance of incongruity.

A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 10:35 (nine years ago) link

*at* short notice

A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 10:36 (nine years ago) link

But basically, important as it is to talk about feelings and issues and things, lol @ these rubes

A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 10:37 (nine years ago) link

i think if i had any intention other than to document this slice of Real England at the beginning, what amused/amuses me was the friction between the hyper-conservative working class hero cosplay and the rhetoric of danger, transgression, last gang in town nonsense

agree that this was never about hierarchical visions of (ugh) cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI22vpZ5ztQ (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 10:45 (nine years ago) link

so style, sure, but swagger, attitude...why always those flogged horse corpses?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI22vpZ5ztQ (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 10:46 (nine years ago) link

That’s right guitar, I suppose we could get shot these days for saying that word

this quote plus a thousand bands disingenuously repeating it in every town in the UK basically

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI22vpZ5ztQ (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 10:49 (nine years ago) link

i think if i had any intention other than to document this slice of Real England at the beginning, what amused/amuses me was the friction between the hyper-conservative working class hero cosplay and the rhetoric of danger, transgression, last gang in town nonsense

I mean, yeah, this is what is interesting about the thread, and what continues to be interesting about it.

That whole thing of "Guitar, that's right, we said guitar, like you can't even SAY that word any more" has a definite smack of "but we can't even TALK about immigration any more" ~Real England~ to it.

Those flogged horses of 'swagger' and 'attitude' and 'cheeky' and of course that endless harping on 'Soul' from which any actual evidence of contemporary Black or African-American influence has been totally purged, because by 'Soul' they mean Paul Weller and Dexy's.

It's just a bizarre repositioning of reactionary conservatism as something dangerous or even rebellious. As you say.

Which is a shame, because I really quite love the haircuts and at least the more cavalier-mod-dandy end of the clothes. :-/

Branwell with an N, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 11:12 (nine years ago) link

That whole thing of "Guitar, that's right, we said guitar, like you can't even SAY that word any more" has a definite smack of "but we can't even TALK about immigration any more" ~Real England~ to it.

Definitely. It's a pretense of danger within an entirely traditionalist framework, a lie, and a laughable one at that.

a cake of three ingredients (stevie), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 11:21 (nine years ago) link

xp

need a thread for decontextualized/recontextualized fashion instead maybe - can the outfits be beautiful in the context of unbeautiful signifiers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI22vpZ5ztQ (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 11:25 (nine years ago) link

which is like, the history of the feather cut itself - dangerous signifier of possible queerness in 1971, blunt denoter of atrophied musical interests in 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI22vpZ5ztQ (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 11:27 (nine years ago) link

The victory condition for all of these bands is Top Gear library music, right?

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 11:40 (nine years ago) link

That's kinda what we were doing on the Image Band thread, NV. The transition from signifier of dangerous new concept to empty signifier of retro fashion that I ended up jokingly calling "weightless semiotics".

Branwell with an N, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 11:47 (nine years ago) link

Another side of this rubik's cube is the whole image being a recapturing of their own youth, or the youth of their near-relative, from a time where there was some sort of 'moral panic' around.

It harkens back to the 'teddy boys' in that respect.

Obviously I'm conflicted; last thing I need at my age is some sort of "OK, you sit with all these older people in your new age bracket and sing those songs about the war", and I did note with some pleasure that one of the latest Saga adverts has it soundtracked by "Here I go again" Archie Bell and the Drells.

Mark G, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 11:57 (nine years ago) link

.. but I like/love about 50% of the music so far represented, and am bored relentlessly by the rest.

Kasabian? I don't pay them too much mind, on that level they're OK I guess.

The Horrors are supposed to be really good, might give them a listen some time.

Mark G, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 11:59 (nine years ago) link

remember this thread?

local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 12:11 (nine years ago) link

Also pathos of shameless commercial populism that isn't commercially popular: No-one is interested in these bands, but the template allows no deviation from 'gonna be the biggest band in the world' fronting.

A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 12:12 (nine years ago) link

(xp) Yeah, remember fun?

I don't know much about Kasabian but I believe they're much more of a dumbed down Lads' Primal Scream than Oasis/ Roses wannabes. Oh, and tell the Beatles to fuck off.

Utterly huggers (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 12:16 (nine years ago) link

Also pathos of shameless commercial populism that isn't commercially popular: No-one is interested in these bands, but the template allows no deviation from 'gonna be the biggest band in the world' fronting.

^^^ this

a cake of three ingredients (stevie), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 12:20 (nine years ago) link

They already did. It's not their fault so many are staring at the door they closed behind them.

xpost

Mark G, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 12:20 (nine years ago) link

I kinda want to separate out The Horrors because they're in kind of a different *genre* from the Primals-meets-Oasis gang. (The narcissism of small difference, yes, but the kind of difference that Americans don't notice.)

But they're kind of guilty of the same thing - being a pastiche of a pastiche. There's something deeply pathetic about aspiring to be a mixture of "Primal Scream and Oasis" when those two bands are known primarily for being copyists and retro-fetishists. (The Primals and the Roses, at least, unlike Oasis made at least *some* attempt to engage with contemporary culture, blah blah Andy Weatherall, blah blah Acid House etc. etc.) The Horrors are doing the same thing, copying from a copy, but with a slightly different set of signifiers that they are the third generation of. (And, it seems, with somewhat more awareness that that is what they're doing.)

Branwell with an N, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 12:23 (nine years ago) link

The thing is most of these bands seem like local groups with no connections and no interest from the media who - despite the misguided ambition that makes leads them to shoot press photos - will probably never prosper outside of their town, if indeed they prosper there. That's definitely not the case with The Horrors, who also, imho, pull off their look with a certain compelling confidence.

a cake of three ingredients (stevie), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 12:27 (nine years ago) link

I'm not arguing that the Horrors are not 'pulling off their look', I'm more arguing that they are copying from a different crib sheet.

Branwell with an N, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 12:29 (nine years ago) link

Oh sure, agreed.

a cake of three ingredients (stevie), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 12:30 (nine years ago) link

imo part of the Horrors separateness comes from the class/taste complex - they seem to have made a lot of good (='acceptable'/recognisable) collaborative choices, can fit in with the world of the Vaccines, Florence etc.

woof, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 12:37 (nine years ago) link

(but that's supplemental to their different crib sheet, which I'd agree with)

woof, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 12:38 (nine years ago) link

big old goths as opposed to Britpop/Madchester wannabes

Keith Moom (Neil S), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 12:44 (nine years ago) link

Could we please not wreck this thread please????
You don't have to over explain something that anyone could instinctively understand in 5 secs!!

God.

The Horrors are good tho

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 12:56 (nine years ago) link

BTW the US analog to this thread is really not as music related, but rolling fedora 2011

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 12:57 (nine years ago) link

xpost agree less explaining and more pics of lumpen cagoule schmucks imo

A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 13:00 (nine years ago) link

For once, upper mississippi shakedown could *you*, perhaps try giving it a rest?

No one was wrecking this thread until you got here. Perhaps next time, try just calming down and allowing the thread to take its course, without feeling the need to add your disapproval.

Branwell with an N, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 13:02 (nine years ago) link

on a point of fact, you were wrecking this thread

local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 13:05 (nine years ago) link

oh boy.

Mark G, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 13:07 (nine years ago) link

nah, I'm off. I could do without a tilde assault this week.

local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 13:09 (nine years ago) link

hoping that's "off" as in "fuck off for good"

lex pretend, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 13:12 (nine years ago) link

ftr this thread was incredibly boring and depressing that it was the most popular ilx thread until k8 and nv started posting actual words in it

lex pretend, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 13:13 (nine years ago) link

The feeling of going back to a small town and recognizing a man that used to be there and seeing him again, and being about to ask him hows the kidder doing, must be going to University soon and then realising its the son

anvil, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 13:17 (nine years ago) link

You want next door..

Mark G, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 13:24 (nine years ago) link

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/the-horrorsdetail_zps074b2d31.jpg

has thoughts on inclusion itt

contenderizer, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 13:24 (nine years ago) link

Perhaps next time, try just calming down and allowing the thread to take its course, without feeling the need to add your disapproval.

― Branwell with an N, Wednesday, February 11, 2015 7:02 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lmao physician heal thyself

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 13:28 (nine years ago) link

we can't even LOL at haircuts any more

i hope heaven is full of music and girls like ennya (soref), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 13:30 (nine years ago) link

political correctness gone mod

let me be your fan taytay (NickB), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 13:31 (nine years ago) link

haw

Josh Whitehurst the endowed drummer and backing vocalist (imago), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 13:35 (nine years ago) link

the horrors shouldn't have been posted here, probably

Josh Whitehurst the endowed drummer and backing vocalist (imago), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 13:44 (nine years ago) link

they make a good and positive comparison to the landfill shite though

Josh Whitehurst the endowed drummer and backing vocalist (imago), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 13:46 (nine years ago) link

hey lex, cunt, fuck you you worthless piece of shit. you can't die quick enough for my taste.

local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 13:50 (nine years ago) link

well that escalated predictably

a cake of three ingredients (stevie), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 13:52 (nine years ago) link

Yeah that Skying album was great

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 13:53 (nine years ago) link

the one before was even better IIRC- Primary Colours

Keith Moom (Neil S), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 13:55 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrARl0dzd-0

Moyes Enthusiast (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 13:56 (nine years ago) link

eh apologies everyone else I'm a little disinclined and thats not worthy talk

local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 14:06 (nine years ago) link

http://mrstsk.tumblr.com/post/110679101203

This is quite good.

Mark G, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 14:22 (nine years ago) link

Imagine if Elvis Presley had been impersonating Scott Joplin. That’s what The Struts are doing with 1960s and 1970s cultural reference points. They’ve remembered them in such detail that they’ve forgotten them completely.

Mark G, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 14:23 (nine years ago) link

^ probably all make cock-awful music but i kind of like the vibe in those photos

let me be your fan taytay (NickB), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 14:26 (nine years ago) link

no i know the horrors didn't fit here i just read that they had been a band for ten years like kasabian and i was surprised. i guess they still feel kinda new-ish to me.

scott seward, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 14:37 (nine years ago) link

http://40.media.tumblr.com/233af41d2ec22d166a0123894be6889d/tumblr_njiohtzDdf1u833ueo5_400.jpg

Kinda wondering if this kind of band, although not the same exact species, are at least in the same genus, order or phylum? (Or if I'm unduly influenced by kneejerk dislike.)

Like, there's a category of "has read the NME way too fucking much for their own good" that overlaps with the Roses-Oasis-Scream species, but I suspect the Roses-Oasis-Scream species would find the current genus of NME acolytes far too... modern or fashion-y or middle class?

Branwell with an N, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 15:04 (nine years ago) link

So it's all that Scott Seward's fault then.

Utterly huggers (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 15:12 (nine years ago) link

i think if i had any intention other than to document this slice of Real England at the beginning, what amused/amuses me was the friction between the hyper-conservative working class hero cosplay and the rhetoric of danger, transgression, last gang in town nonsense

agree that this was never about hierarchical visions of (ugh) cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI22vpZ5ztQ (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 10:45 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so style, sure, but swagger, attitude...why always those flogged horse corpses?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI22vpZ5ztQ (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 10:46 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That’s right guitar, I suppose we could get shot these days for saying that word

this quote plus a thousand bands disingenuously repeating it in every town in the UK basically

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI22vpZ5ztQ (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 10:49 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think if i had any intention other than to document this slice of Real England at the beginning, what amused/amuses me was the friction between the hyper-conservative working class hero cosplay and the rhetoric of danger, transgression, last gang in town nonsense
I mean, yeah, this is what is interesting about the thread, and what continues to be interesting about it.

That whole thing of "Guitar, that's right, we said guitar, like you can't even SAY that word any more" has a definite smack of "but we can't even TALK about immigration any more" ~Real England~ to it.

Those flogged horses of 'swagger' and 'attitude' and 'cheeky' and of course that endless harping on 'Soul' from which any actual evidence of contemporary Black or African-American influence has been totally purged, because by 'Soul' they mean Paul Weller and Dexy's.

It's just a bizarre repositioning of reactionary conservatism as something dangerous or even rebellious. As you say.

Which is a shame, because I really quite love the haircuts and at least the more cavalier-mod-dandy end of the clothes. :-/

― Branwell with an N, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 11:12 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

these "actual words" only express something that had already been expressed 500x itt and that everybody here immediately understood without even having to click on the thread title, how much you enjoy the thread itself depends on your affinity for image threads and their discontents

Personally I like these things with minimal commentary, we're all adults & can make connections, a little ~interrogation~ can be healthy but kinda outside of this thread's well-defined & hilarious remit

k3ller of sh1p (wins), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 15:17 (nine years ago) link

ftr this thread was incredibly boring and depressing that it was the most popular ilx thread until k8 and nv started posting actual words in it

It was nv who started the blimmin' thread in the first place.

Utterly huggers (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 15:18 (nine years ago) link

Guys, I made a passing reference to The Horrors, as the basis of this thread was about assuming what the bands sound like (or their ethos) based purely on their picture.

So, it was my fault if anything.

What *it* is, I dunno.

Mark G, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 15:18 (nine years ago) link

Wins, you might have a ghost of a point if e.g. NV and Stevie, who were commenting and interrogating and text-posting just as much as I ever was during the brief intermission, were ever attacked, called out and jumped on with the same frequency by the same 3 or 4 posters FOR THE SAME BEHAVIOUR.

This meta-shit is boring and disruptive. Far more boring and disruptive than NV, Stevie and I together having a brief and entirely polite conversation.

Branwell with an N, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 15:26 (nine years ago) link

point taken, I was talking about all of you fwiw (and quoted nv as well) but sorry if it added to the pile-on

I have a living breathing point tho

k3ller of sh1p (wins), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 15:30 (nine years ago) link

What I find odd is that on nv's original posts it shows a youtube link as his name, but when wins reposts it, it gets translated into "Is Vic there?" Department S.

Was Vaughan Tolouse a cool dude? Everyone used to say so.

Mark G, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 15:39 (nine years ago) link

i kind of like the vibe in those photos

― let me be your fan taytay (NickB), Wednesday, February 11, 2015 6:26 AM (1 hour ago)

me too. washed out, "haze of yesterday" filtering makes the peacock displays seem self-aware, kind of funny & endearing, like pages from a rock uncle's scrapbook. wth is with the scrunch/scowly face so common to these photos though?

http://www.fredperrysubculture.com/media/cache/featured/upload/suzukimain.jpg

"i am cold and have eaten a bad food"

contenderizer, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 15:44 (nine years ago) link

stoked 4 a member of one of these bands to start posting itt

A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 15:55 (nine years ago) link

"i am cold and have eaten a bad food"

this is the reality of England

there can be only (onimo), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 16:03 (nine years ago) link

Haha Onimo when I read that I thought "ooh that American using 'England' to mean 'Britain' will annoy our Scottish chums." Then it turned out to be you.

Tim, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 16:06 (nine years ago) link

user needs

AS A lazy pretend anthropologist I NEED a database w/ entries on every band in this thread, including geographical location, stated influences, age, well-structured inventories of the clothes they wear in publicity photos and keywords from interviews SO THAT I can stare at data visualisations that show eg Scotland vs England prevalence of the feather cut, age distribution for cagoule brands etc etc

woof, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 16:18 (nine years ago) link

I felt it was needed in the Real England context xp

there can be only (onimo), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 16:22 (nine years ago) link

I think for many young Scots the whole laddism thing meant wearing slightly different clothes to get drunk in.

there can be only (onimo), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 16:25 (nine years ago) link

I have a pretty bad fashion sense I think, but I do understand that this means I Need Not Apply to be a mod

k3ller of sh1p (wins), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 16:28 (nine years ago) link

"So it's all that Scott Seward's fault then."

i am more than happy to take all blame. i was enjoying the folksiness of the pictures. even mundane subcultures are kinda interesting to me. i mean, there is jam band culture here. and the similarities between jam band nation and mod nation would be that the new bands are just as inspired by the less than inspiring 4th wave of bands like oasis or kasabian (who were inspired by the jam and primal scream who were inspired by...) as they are the originators of the looks and sounds. which is why all the pictures look so faded and nondescript and generic. a copy of a copy of a copy... in the case of the jam bands the pictures just get more colorful and clown-like as you get bands who were inspired by phish and other latecomer drug doofuses.

scott seward, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 17:04 (nine years ago) link

I will, of course, rep a lil bit for some kasabian stuff.

local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 17:04 (nine years ago) link

hope you die of pneumonia then

k3ller of sh1p (wins), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 17:05 (nine years ago) link

shit wrong login

k3ller of sh1p (wins), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 17:05 (nine years ago) link

lol cap'n save-a-haircut

anyway the best part of the thread has been the ridiculous press kit statements

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 17:06 (nine years ago) link

I hope danny rose plays every spurs game for the rest of your life then deems

Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 17:06 (nine years ago) link

this is vicious stuff, vicious.

local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 17:07 (nine years ago) link

and always thrilling when the person who literally cannot make a sandwich pops up to call something boring

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 17:08 (nine years ago) link

wha happen

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 17:11 (nine years ago) link

to this perfectly enjoyable point-n-laff thread

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 17:12 (nine years ago) link

well now two guesses

local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 17:12 (nine years ago) link

one should do

contenderizer, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 17:36 (nine years ago) link

i was enjoying the folksiness of the pictures. even mundane subcultures are kinda interesting to me.

i feel this

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 17:54 (nine years ago) link

darragh i quite like some kasabian songs too, let's start a band

woof, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 19:12 (nine years ago) link

i'll write your press release

Moyes Enthusiast (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 19:22 (nine years ago) link

how do you feel about "a mix between the stone roses and primal scream with the swagger of oasis" - just something off top of my head

Moyes Enthusiast (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 19:22 (nine years ago) link

don't forget to put your own modern unique spin on it

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 19:27 (nine years ago) link

"a mix between Acker Bilk and Lonnie Donegan with the swagger of Tommy Steele"

xelab, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 19:34 (nine years ago) link

tommy steele rocked really hard and he looked awesome so if you are starting one of these bands don't look to him for inspiration. acker bilk on the other hand....

scott seward, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 19:43 (nine years ago) link

lg you're hired.

woof, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 19:48 (nine years ago) link

put in something about how we're the antidote to all the manufactured shit that's in that charts now

woof, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 19:48 (nine years ago) link

actually call yourself 'ear drummers'

not that sort of birdwatcher (imago), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 19:51 (nine years ago) link

all-purpose band member quote for every occasion: "it's all a bit rubbish, innit?"

scott seward, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link

tommy steele rocked really hard and he looked awesome so if you are starting one of these bands don't look to him for inspiration. acker bilk on the other hand....

Steady there, Acker broke the US in a way Oasis, Blur, Stone Roses etc etc could only dream of.

Utterly huggers (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 19:53 (nine years ago) link

put in something about how we're the antidote to all the manufactured shit that's in that charts now

Get Racoon Tanuki involved with this band ffs

Utterly huggers (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 19:55 (nine years ago) link

There is a part of me that would love to dress up like a shit failed mod for the hilarity factor. Comb over the bald spot, try not to look like a crimewatch photo-fit and wear a completely ill fitting suit for the first time in my life, viola! instant ace face tragedy! Once an uncle of mine who was a survivor of Artane child abuse travelled to Dublin for a witness court appearance, symbolically dressed up as a catholic priest, with dog collar, robes et al.

xelab, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 20:09 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n6NqxBZP0Y

scott seward, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 20:12 (nine years ago) link

woof how're you fixed for practice's at the n17

local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 22:12 (nine years ago) link

Once an uncle of mine who was a survivor of Artane child abuse travelled to Dublin for a witness court appearance, symbolically dressed up as a catholic priest, with dog collar, robes et al.

do you know what his motivation was at all? fairly interesting...

Moyes Enthusiast (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 22:16 (nine years ago) link

I'll be over in March! I'll bring some tunes. It's all about the tunes. The tunes and the passion.

Swinford Mods here we go.

woof, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 22:55 (nine years ago) link

haha nice

local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 22:56 (nine years ago) link

Just found this, from the town I went to secondary school in

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/ayr-band-seaside-sons-could-5151239
http://i.imgur.com/QvnZwrh.jpg

Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Friday, 13 February 2015 02:13 (nine years ago) link

Martin Freeman looking rough

Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Friday, 13 February 2015 02:13 (nine years ago) link

and yes, Ayr is the seaside.

Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Friday, 13 February 2015 02:16 (nine years ago) link

xxxp Anvil

He is featured in this Guardian article which doesn't really belong on this thread. I'd guess he was having a laugh but some might say* that he is suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder.
*keeping it on topic

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2009/nov/28/christian-brothers-ireland-child-abuse

xelab, Friday, 13 February 2015 07:03 (nine years ago) link

ha nice ref

Martin Freeman looking rough

― Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop)

this could refer to anyone of that four imo?

local eire man (darraghmac), Friday, 13 February 2015 07:44 (nine years ago) link

He is featured in this Guardian article which doesn't really belong on this thread. I'd guess he was having a laugh but some might say* that he is suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder.

ah sorry to derail and ask on this light-hearted thread - very interesting article, not really seen anyone try to draw conclusions like that before. my mum is from glin, though i guess your uncle is the man talking about artane.

Moyes Enthusiast (LocalGarda), Friday, 13 February 2015 08:22 (nine years ago) link

Yeah that's him, I shouldn't really be posting it on here but just thought it would add a bit of light to the incident I mentioned upthread.

xelab, Friday, 13 February 2015 08:39 (nine years ago) link

american equivalent is depicted here (our version of the ridic press kit statements)

https://twitter.com/folder_rock

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Friday, 13 February 2015 10:11 (nine years ago) link

folder rock bands are really fond of posing in front of brick walls

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Friday, 13 February 2015 10:15 (nine years ago) link

http://www.westyorkshire.police.uk/sites/default/files/images/press-office/petstore.jpg

This is a WYP photo-fit of a guy who stole about six quid in an armed robbery of an independent pet shop in Mirfield.

xelab, Thursday, 19 February 2015 00:31 (nine years ago) link

lol

Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Thursday, 19 February 2015 00:36 (nine years ago) link

do police think he may suffer from air-rage?

Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Thursday, 19 February 2015 00:37 (nine years ago) link

The suspect is described as a white man, aged in his late teens to early 20s

no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Thursday, 19 February 2015 00:39 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.facebook.com/TheScrotesBand/info?tab=page_info

PAGE INFO

Genre
Indie Rock

Band Members
Dylan Taylor - Bass Guitar + Vocals

Jac Rees - Drums

Dan Garry - Lead Guitar

Hometown
Swansea

Short Description
Swansea band. Suck it.

Gender
Male

Influences
Arctic Monkeys
Foo Fighters
The Libertines
Kasabian
Royal Blood
Circa Waves

Band Interests
Women

Phone
07979126544

The Crucifixion Of Sean Bean (DJ Mencap), Friday, 6 March 2015 13:27 (nine years ago) link

The suspect is described as a white man, aged in his late teens to early 20s

I used to work in regional news about 7/8 years ago and we did a lot of stories that came via the police, about a bookies being robbed or whatever. It was fairly common for the police press release to just say "the suspect is described as a black male". But if it was a white person they'd be wearing "a distinctive orange sports top" or whatever.

Junior Dictionary (LocalGarda), Friday, 6 March 2015 14:23 (nine years ago) link

I guess what I'm getting at is, why didn't all those black criminals wear more distinctive clothes?

Junior Dictionary (LocalGarda), Friday, 6 March 2015 14:26 (nine years ago) link

Does the phone number warrant inclusion here?

Mark G, Friday, 6 March 2015 15:06 (nine years ago) link

you could phone them up and ask them i suppose?

we reward the hake (NickB), Friday, 6 March 2015 15:21 (nine years ago) link

Out of interest I put the number into Whatsapp. I think they're all about 14 years old.

nate woolls, Friday, 6 March 2015 15:47 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/t1sGYkF.jpg

nate woolls, Friday, 6 March 2015 15:49 (nine years ago) link

Actually 14 is a bit generous

nate woolls, Friday, 6 March 2015 15:50 (nine years ago) link

Band Interests
Women

Master of Treacle, Friday, 6 March 2015 19:35 (nine years ago) link

dude on the far-right seems more interested in his bandmates crotch tbf

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 March 2015 20:26 (nine years ago) link

a tiny bit more electro than the thread's remit but does any cunt remember chikinki

http://www.styleleague.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/chikinki_pressefoto_1_low_res.jpg

vacuum head tree disease (imago), Saturday, 7 March 2015 23:54 (nine years ago) link

i don't know about any cunt but i remember chikinki, they had a couple of neat tunes

heard some soldier on the other day, it did not impress

don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Saturday, 7 March 2015 23:56 (nine years ago) link

this documentary from the mid 90s about lanarkshire lad-rock band the gyres is about the funniest thing on the internet. like a spinal tap of post-oasis lad-bands, except these cunts are for real.

terrible quality sadly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l3_X30uQFc

Rave Van Donk (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 8 March 2015 01:04 (nine years ago) link

that rip of Gene Clark's "Tried So Hard" in the middle of a field of llamas was weirdly moving

daed bod (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 March 2015 02:25 (nine years ago) link

There is one of these bands on the train into London, I think they got on at Wakefield

anvil, Sunday, 8 March 2015 18:26 (nine years ago) link

They have southern accents though, perhaps they are going home

anvil, Sunday, 8 March 2015 18:26 (nine years ago) link

I made a mistake, they got off the train, and there were around 12 of them. I think they were coming back from a school trip. one of them looked like he was in one of these bands, he was the only one I saw. The very loud drunk one was a different person and i only saw him when they all got off. He looked like a minor royal in a navy sweater

Nearby there were two women who didnt know each other, then they got talking and i could overhear them, and they knew some of the same places and they warmed to each other, but a little later as inhibitions dropped i think one realized the other wasn't the sort of person she liked at all. By this point the other one was suddenly quite drunk and didnt notice the first one stopped enjoying the conversation

anvil, Sunday, 8 March 2015 19:37 (nine years ago) link

dude on the far-right

c'mon, you can't know that

A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 12:39 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

The saying 'can't see the wood for the trees' could easily be applied to Manchester's music scene... So many bands, so much attitude, so much history. Keen to stand apart from their contemporaries, The Jade Assembly are in this for the long haul and for the right reasons, nothing is fabricated or posed, their attitude comes from an inescapable force of conviction in their music.
From the passion of Watson and Danny's rhythm section, to the raw power of Smed's guitar work, each Jade Assembly tune has a clear sense of purpose, nothing is contrived.
Central to their main point of difference is John Foster (Foz), a true northern poet and songwriter that places honesty above favour, a frontman who possesses an imposing sense of belief, not devoid of arrogance - but full of commitment.
As John puts it "Every word counts. Some people can't see the wood for the trees, but if you don't see The Jade Assembly - you're missing the best bit of the forest..."

''Best Guitar band since Kasabian''
Clint Boom, XFM/Inspiral Carpets

''Flying flags and empowering crowds, with their anthemic rock and roll, The Jade Assembly are he enthusiastic spawn of the Britpop ere''
Emily Schofield, The Mover Music Blog

''The Jade Assembly enter like a hurricane and instantly blow away any audience drawn into their path''
Frank Floyd, Louder Than War

''What sets aside The Jade Assembly from the plethora of indie-rock try hards that litter the music scene of the modern day is that the band are not merely going through the motions of a tired genre but reinventing it, giving it new life and allowing it to rise from its own ashes''
Ian Critchley , Louder Than War

''TJA are one of, if not the most, interesting band swimming in an otherwise tepid sea of indie-rock'' Ian Critchley Louder than war
''The Jade Assembly what you do is amazing''
London Unsigned

''Tonight London without knowing experienced one of the best unsigned bands in circulation today!''
London Unsigned

pissbaby nobody in the corner (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 08:43 (nine years ago) link

http://howfenfest.co.uk/_image/WbpGDAvQel_74116.jpg

''The Jade Assembly enter like a hurricane and instantly blow away any audience drawn into their path''
Frank Floyd, Louder Than War

yeovil knievel (NickB), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 08:56 (nine years ago) link

http://www.bandwagongigs.com/media/filter/xl/acts/9329/img/jade111.jpg

So many bands, so much attitude, so much history. Keen to stand apart from their contemporaries, The Jade Assembly are in this for the long haul and for the right reasons, nothing is fabricated or posed, their attitude comes from an inescapable force of conviction in their music.

yeovil knievel (NickB), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 08:58 (nine years ago) link

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/prDguhpgTeE/maxresdefault.jpg

oh what a surprise it's the fucking beatles

yeovil knievel (NickB), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 08:59 (nine years ago) link

"Smed" is a perfect name for their guitarist

Keith Moom (Neil S), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 08:59 (nine years ago) link

the raw power of Smed's guitar work

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 09:00 (nine years ago) link

It's like the old Fast Show sketch never happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClcwKgxu2wk

"like a hand grenade going off in a convent"

"they would rather die than compromise"

the_ecuador_three, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 09:03 (nine years ago) link

''Best Guitar band since Kasabian''
Clint Boom, XFM/Inspiral Carpets

http://i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg622/bizarrogazzara/Boom_zpsxrateuld.jpg

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 09:05 (nine years ago) link

http://www.dsetrecords.com/images/galleries_thumbs/ourfold03_big.jpg

Our Fold are a growing group of like minded musical people lead by a 4 piece alternative indie/rock band from Bolton. Selling out local shows in and around Manchester, the momentum is growing after every show. Gainging support from the likes of XFM, BBC 6 Music and Amazing radio, the band are currently working on finishing the debut album that should be ready to pleasure your ear canals late 2014.

yeovil knievel (NickB), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 09:07 (nine years ago) link

Hugo Chavez lost weight huh

This be the jokeyjoke that hath occurred to me (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 09:51 (nine years ago) link

someone is v pleased with that 'pleasure your ear canals' line, it also appears on their twitter bio

soref, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 10:39 (nine years ago) link

Surprisingly, the singer the bloke from Jade Assembly recalls most is Eddie Vedder.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 10:42 (nine years ago) link

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-JhrnhHtF7Ks/Uq-SzTe_i0I/AAAAAAAAADY/7b8GTKBcSFo/s654-fcrop64=1,0a1e0000f7e6e933/0032%2Bmuggers%2Bcapture%2Bfont.jpg

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Damien Robertson and Shaun Drysdale fucked about writing songs but after a good piss up and the introduction of wee Dodge (Craig Reid - who also plays bass for City Rain) and the further introduction of Craig Dyce and Mikey Ward they formed muggers lane in Nov 06 in Dunfermline. The self-acclaimed stars of the future, have impressed with their strong lyrics and belief in their musical potential. This is a band to watch for 2007.
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yeovil knievel (NickB), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 10:47 (nine years ago) link

Is Muggers lane misspelt?

Mark G, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 10:49 (nine years ago) link

i grew up in dunfermline, a couple of those guys look vaguely familar

the 'rock / roll' knuckle tattoos are a nice touch

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 10:50 (nine years ago) link

Why do all these bands never take their coats off?

Eyeball Kicks, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 12:54 (nine years ago) link

Why do all these bands never take their coats off?

― Eyeball Kicks, mercredi 1 avril 2015 14:54 (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

because it's cold and rainy in ingerland !

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 13:11 (nine years ago) link

hahaha

Muggers Lane are a Fife based band with a blend of Indie, Punk, Dance and good old fashioned Rock and Roll, Muggers Lane originally formed in 2007 only to split up in 2008.
In this short time Muggers Lane gained a large following and a reputation as one of Scotland's best up and coming bands at a time when the talent was rife.
In May 2013 Muggers Lane reformed with all the original members, they are now ready to make their mark on the UK music scene.

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 16:42 (nine years ago) link

Would watch a reality TV show featuring all of these bands living in sheltered housing

ineloquentwow (Craigo Boingo), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 21:43 (nine years ago) link

Would rather watch a "fantastic voyage" up Eric Pickles arsehole, ffs sake get a grip.

xelab, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 21:50 (nine years ago) link

http://www.cu-fc.com/cms_images/4x3-chasinvegas187-1914830_478x359.jpg

Forming from the ashes of their previous projects, this band is different from any local band I’ve ever seen prior. Not necessarily in how they sound, but in how so early on intotheir infant career, they appear very, very ambitious and driven to achieve. There is no point in setting yourself a target if you could hit it now and that’s exactly what this band haven’t done. In fact, I believe that to be the very reason why, Chasin’ Vegas – armed with their fantastic and relevant debut single, ‘Times Are Hard’ – are about to prevail in injecting a much needed dose of British Rock back into the veins of Essex’s current cover-band infested music circuit, and succeed in helping true, patriotic guitar music get back on its feet.

When the age of decent guitar music, weakened and crumbled under the pressures put on it by major record labels and later on, the introduction of reality T.V shows, this band, amidst the rubble, desperately clung to a chunk of Britpop debris in the hope of one day being able to use it to piece back together the very essence and nostalgia of that period – and, in doing so, they have now perfectly, inhibited it into their sound.

The track itself then – the reason we are all here – is exactly what you’d expect from a band fronted by a man that, when donned with his jet-black shades and his mod-esquehaircut, could easily be the musical offspring of Liam Gallagher and whoever he recently had an affair with – but when reservedly sat with a guitar in his lap, acquires the melodic capability of Noel – a trait prominent in this single.

It pours with an oasis of screeching guitar riffs and solos that are executed exquisitely by lead guitarist, Ryan Wadey, and in the space of the opening ten seconds, the first four chords – courtesy of frontman and lyrical whizz, Tony Clarke – single-handedly capture everything that was great about the ‘90’s and consistently as the track goes on, audaciously looks to re-implement the beauty of that era onto a generation that’s currently brainwashed by the ripples of Nicki Minaj’s ‘twerking’ backside.

Yes, admittedly, you wouldn’t be wrong if you were to initially think that this was a previously, un-heard single dug out of the Gallagher brothers’ archive of forgotten songs, but then again, who really cares? I don’t. ‘Times Are Hard’ may not be experimental, new or revolutionary in how its sound harks drastically back to a now sadly bygone era, but at the end of the day, it’s a brilliant, ‘working class’ friendly, belterof an anthem that grabs life by the bollocks and tells it to fuck off. It’s exciting and gritty. It’s real – something that pop-culture today, truly isn’t.

yeovil knievel (NickB), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 23:46 (nine years ago) link

fucking hell

there can be only (onimo), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 23:49 (nine years ago) link

"Fuck off, life"

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 23:58 (nine years ago) link

wow

kriss akabusi cleaner (seandalai), Thursday, 2 April 2015 00:00 (nine years ago) link

for some reason this thread quickly shifted from laughable to deeply melancholic when i read the phrase "this is a band to watch for 2007"

cis-het shitlord (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 2 April 2015 00:07 (nine years ago) link

'twat a more innocent time

kriss akabusi cleaner (seandalai), Thursday, 2 April 2015 00:25 (nine years ago) link

'inhibited'

mookieproof, Thursday, 2 April 2015 00:45 (nine years ago) link

but then again, who really cares? I don’t.

why dont u say something or like just die (dog latin), Thursday, 2 April 2015 00:49 (nine years ago) link

There is no point in setting yourself a target if you could hit it now and that’s exactly what this band haven’t done

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 2 April 2015 01:56 (nine years ago) link

There is no point

Mark G, Thursday, 2 April 2015 06:04 (nine years ago) link

All this nostalgia for the mystical sun-drenched mid-90s is making me feel very old.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 2 April 2015 08:08 (nine years ago) link

When the age of decent guitar music, weakened and crumbled under the pressures put on it by major record labels and later on, the introduction of reality T.V shows

it's deeply strange, that one. like you couldn't write delusion like that, or such a mixed bag of views - the horrendous writing expresses it perfectly.

it sort of reads like a parody of patriotism in a modernist novel. it's interesting that "patriotic" just slips out at the end of the first paragraph.

Junior Dictionary (LocalGarda), Thursday, 2 April 2015 09:21 (nine years ago) link

Weirdly enough I was reading a novella-lenght essay on Mishima last night. In one of his novels Mishima parodies writing for a right-wing journal (by a chracter that will go on to plot an assassination of a political leadership group) and its as dumb and wrong-headed and thin as that piece.

It can't wait to express and emote around something lost w/out any reflection, logic or argument around what that something might be.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 2 April 2015 10:01 (nine years ago) link

armed with their fantastic and relevant debut single, ‘Times Are Hard’

new display name, sorry joyce pastiche we hardly knew ye

This be the jokeyjoke that hath occurred to me (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 2 April 2015 10:44 (nine years ago) link

true, patriotic guitar music

the age of decent guitar music

always worth actually considering it when people use phrases like "proper" or "decent" to describe music.

Junior Dictionary (LocalGarda), Thursday, 2 April 2015 10:58 (nine years ago) link

audaciously looks to re-implement the beauty of that era onto a generation that’s currently brainwashed by the ripples of Nicki Minaj’s ‘twerking’ backside.

this band, amidst the rubble, desperately clung to a chunk of Britpop debris in the hope of one day being able to use it to piece back together the very essence and nostalgia of that period

so they're nostalgic for the nostalgia of that time. it's seriously the kind of thing you read orwell talking about.

Junior Dictionary (LocalGarda), Thursday, 2 April 2015 11:16 (nine years ago) link

http://www.grouchoreviews.com/content/films/3709/1.jpg

this band, amidst the rubble, desperately clung to a chunk of Britpop debris in the hope of one day being able to use it to piece back together the very essence and nostalgia of that period

Matt DC, Thursday, 2 April 2015 11:18 (nine years ago) link

Played that game a few months ago. I think Bonehead was the level three boss.

Matt DC, Thursday, 2 April 2015 11:39 (nine years ago) link

Ganon McGee

Junior Dictionary (LocalGarda), Thursday, 2 April 2015 11:44 (nine years ago) link

"Ahreet pal" version.

nashwan, Thursday, 2 April 2015 11:47 (nine years ago) link

‘working class’ friendly,

Still wrestling with this concept tbh.

Bees and the Law (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 April 2015 11:55 (nine years ago) link

Just realised that their name is literally a combination of a Shed Seven and a Sleeper song.

Matt DC, Thursday, 2 April 2015 12:01 (nine years ago) link

haha

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 2 April 2015 12:46 (nine years ago) link

It pours with an oasis of screeching guitar riffs and solos that are executed exquisitely by lead guitarist, Ryan Wadey, and in the space of the opening ten seconds, the first four chords – courtesy of frontman and lyrical whizz, Tony Clarke – single-handedly capture everything that was great about the ‘90’s

Wow it's exactly like the Fast Show 'Indie Club' sketch I posted earlier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWVQLufWYYw

the_ecuador_three, Thursday, 2 April 2015 16:02 (nine years ago) link

Opening chords "single-handedly capture everything that was great about the 90's" -> "same chords as Wonderwall but in a different order"

the_ecuador_three, Thursday, 2 April 2015 16:04 (nine years ago) link

Except Noel never mastered playing chords with one hand.

Bees and the Law (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 April 2015 16:06 (nine years ago) link

Yes, admittedly, you wouldn’t be wrong if you were to initially think that this was a previously, un-heard single dug out of the Gallagher brothers’ archive of forgotten songs

So it actually is a previously unheard single dug out of the Gallagher brothers' arsehole of best forgotten songs?

ledge, Thursday, 2 April 2015 17:57 (nine years ago) link

There is no point in setting yourself a target if you could hit it now and that’s exactly what this band haven’t done.

‘working class’ friendly,

Still wrestling with this concept tbh.

I know you get the aggressive ones but a lot of them are quite friendly one shouldn't generalise imo

We're resonating with young people because no one else is doing the big guitars and chorus thing," he said, explaining Catfish And The Bottlemen gigs were full of "40-year old men who tell me: 'I've been waiting for a band like yours since Oasis'."

Those guys are horrendous misogynist fucks who can fuck right off. Ugh.

ineloquentwow (Craigo Boingo), Sunday, 5 April 2015 22:41 (nine years ago) link

I'm nearly 40 and've been dreading the exact same thing

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Sunday, 5 April 2015 23:29 (nine years ago) link

Just sayin, kind of a slow day at work today so if anyone's got some more of these rubes to clown, don't hold back

'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 12:07 (nine years ago) link

Think those charges of misogyny have been completely rebutted.

“I mean, our manager is female,” says the singer. “I love women and hold doors open for them.

woof, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 12:13 (nine years ago) link

hahaha I was about to c&p that bit

PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 12:17 (nine years ago) link

a mix between The Stone Roses and Primal Scream with the swagger of Alan Partridge

Master of Treacle, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 15:05 (nine years ago) link

Is there any band of this kind successful in the UK at the moment ?

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 15:17 (nine years ago) link

See the first pic on this thread.

Mark G, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 16:10 (nine years ago) link

Blighty, where wankers just wanna be adored

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 16:12 (nine years ago) link

See the first pic on this thread.

It's certainly a silly question but who are they ?
So this genre is still popular in the UK ?
I think the last time I heard of a band more or less in this field it was arctic monkeys a few years ago.
I don't even know if their music is relevant for the description in this thread.

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 16:25 (nine years ago) link

That is Kasabian. They are quite successful.

The other bands on this thread, less so.

Mark G, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 16:32 (nine years ago) link

no expert here but that's definitely a case of actual personality trumping front

yeovil knievel (NickB), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 16:37 (nine years ago) link

Best thing to say is that a lot of these acts operate a fly by night popularity along with the worst dregs of OG Britpop

Master of Treacle, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 16:37 (nine years ago) link

poor 'the rifles':

https://twitter.com/theriflesband/status/588341951025520641

yeovil knievel (NickB), Thursday, 16 April 2015 09:51 (nine years ago) link

who would do such a mean thing?

yeovil knievel (NickB), Thursday, 16 April 2015 09:53 (nine years ago) link

NEW ALBUM NONE THE WISER OUT NOW

Keith Moom (Neil S), Thursday, 16 April 2015 10:06 (nine years ago) link

reminder that 'She's Got Standards' by The Rifles is a stealth contender for worst song of the 00s http://www.lyricsmania.com/shes_got_standards_lyrics_rifles_the.html

pissbaby nobody in the corner (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 16 April 2015 10:08 (nine years ago) link

it does also feature music and it is obviously dreadful but if you want to listen to it that's your call

pissbaby nobody in the corner (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 16 April 2015 10:10 (nine years ago) link

good grief

yeovil knievel (NickB), Thursday, 16 April 2015 11:02 (nine years ago) link

some more choice lyrics:

She has a face to die for,
But nothing going on inside,
She'll never make your eyes sore,
Until she starts to speak her mind.

So I'll just try to keep the conversation right,
Then in the morning at the door I'll give a kiss goodbye.

Now I'm not being mean, in fact I'm being quite polite,
All I'm trying to say is that you won't catch her on mastermind.

yeovil knievel (NickB), Thursday, 16 April 2015 11:04 (nine years ago) link

I'm sure they're lovely lads in real life though

http://bst-hydepark.s3.amazonaws.com/img/Rifles1040.png

yeovil knievel (NickB), Thursday, 16 April 2015 11:08 (nine years ago) link

that guy looks like a papier maché head of liam gallagher

i wonder what his life is like

Junior Dictionary (LocalGarda), Thursday, 16 April 2015 11:13 (nine years ago) link

just a guy kickin back and cuttin loose with some guinness from a can in a plastic cup

I somehow don't think we'll catch him on Mastermind either.

Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 April 2015 11:29 (nine years ago) link

wd enjoy the matey banter with john humphries bit

Wouldn't be surprised to see them on Crimewatch though

groovypanda, Thursday, 16 April 2015 11:33 (nine years ago) link

"You've chosen as your specialist subject, 'Slags'. What was it that first got you interested in slags?"

Every man pictured in this thread looks like he combs his hair with a rock.

Sam Weller, Thursday, 16 April 2015 12:07 (nine years ago) link

saw a poster for the rifles' upcoming 10th anniversary shows. field trip for the 'a mix between...' thread, perhaps?

cis-het shitlord (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 16 April 2015 13:03 (nine years ago) link

What Oasis still represent to this wide spectrum of people is that idea of a band doing things completely on their own terms and triumphing over ”manufactured” music. Oasis didn’t even make a dedicated video for Some Might Say (Liam didn’t turn up to the shoot, and a clip had to be cobbled together from footage shot for Cigarettes and Alcohol). Nor did they, unlike the supposedly more alternative-minded likes of Blur and Pulp, utilise that most execrable of 90s fan-extortion tactics – the multi-edition CD single – to pump up its chart position. They didn’t, it turned out, need to play either of these games. Their songs and their attitude was enough.

yeovil knievel (NickB), Friday, 24 April 2015 12:31 (nine years ago) link

https://twitter.com/hamishmacbain

yeovil knievel (NickB), Friday, 24 April 2015 12:34 (nine years ago) link

Imagine if the world actually did seem still obsessed w Oasis tho

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Friday, 24 April 2015 12:36 (nine years ago) link

At the more specialist end of the media scale, consider also that NME – a magazine that is in theory primarily for teenagers keen to discover the hottest new bands – has published three Noel Gallagher covers already this year, and 21 Oasis-related covers in the six or so years since they ceased to exist.

Yeah, we've noticed, as have the countless number of people that complain about it online every time it happens.

can't wait to see if the complaints cease the oasis covers

mh, Friday, 24 April 2015 13:47 (nine years ago) link

Spoiler: they won't.

wait so Catfish and the Blowfish are an actual band that people are supposed to actually like? I thought they were just some no-marks off of this thread

kinder, Friday, 24 April 2015 19:39 (nine years ago) link

every generation throws a northern uproar to the pop charts

NotKnowPotato (stevie), Friday, 24 April 2015 19:47 (nine years ago) link

went on this thread at work today all un-logged in and there was an advert for the Vaccines at the top, gotta say Google Ads know their market

Pat Condell tha funkee homosapien (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 April 2015 21:09 (nine years ago) link

Do I get a prize for spotting that the first pic ("skateboarding" idiot and his three chums) was taken on London Bridge? No, I though not!

Bloody Snail, Sunday, 26 April 2015 11:02 (nine years ago) link

The current band line up of Daniel Allison (Lead Vocals / Rhythm Guitar), Ben Wapples (Lead Guitar), Joe Fowley (Bass /Backing Vocals), Steve Regan (Keyboards /Backing Vocals) and Andrew Berry (Drums /Percussion) formed just over eighteen months ago and their explosive live performances around the country have seen them build an ever increasing fan base. Taking their inspiration and attitude from the likes of Artic Monkeys, Sleaford Mods, The pigeon Detectives and Peace, the new EP will see New Vinyl more than confirm their growing reputation as one of the most exciting bands around right now.

pull blart, maul cops (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 30 April 2015 17:11 (nine years ago) link

the band's name is New Vinyl

pull blart, maul cops (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 30 April 2015 17:12 (nine years ago) link

Artic Monkeys?

Mark G, Thursday, 30 April 2015 17:16 (nine years ago) link

the band's name is New Vinyl

Both Tape and Shellac were already taken I guess

yeovil knievel (NickB), Thursday, 30 April 2015 17:20 (nine years ago) link

"New Vinyl sound like a band with an instinctive understanding of who they are, where they're going and brimming with the confidence and sharpness that's as much about time together as it is talent..."

- Yorkshire Weekly

Band Bio

Masses of uncertainty in the world and yet almost weekly, new civilian movements choose to make their voices heard.

Such determination transcends language and yet speaks to the underdog in all of us. This strength of spirit forms the undercurrent that carries the sound of Wakefield’s New Vinyl.

Formed in 2003, New Vinyl has determination in spades.

New Vinyl released their debut single in 2008 selling more copies than Oasis in their local HMV.

Previously under the management of one Gail Porter, New Vinyl stepped briefly into the breech with appearances on BBC Radio Leeds, Absolute Radio and Leeds Festival’s Unsigned stage, as well as having three songs used by Sky Sports to rock their Rugby League coverage.

Gail strongly believed in New Vinyl and managed to get the band mentioned in several national newspapers (The Sun, The Daily Mirror, The Daily Telegraph, Metro and The Daily Star) and on daytime shows such as Loose Women, GMTV and The Wright Stuff. Good exposure? Definitely. To the right audience? Perhaps not.

More recently the focus has been gigs, gigs and more gigs; that sense of urgency that underpins the music clearly comes from the band members themselves.

Now, as the uncertainty surrounds us, New Vinyl pushes its head above the chaos, New Vinyl’s approach is, ‘let’s make it happen’

yeovil knievel (NickB), Thursday, 30 April 2015 17:24 (nine years ago) link

fair play

yeovil knievel (NickB), Thursday, 30 April 2015 17:24 (nine years ago) link

New Vinyl released their debut single in 2008 selling more copies than Oasis in their local HMV.

rofl

Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Thursday, 30 April 2015 17:29 (nine years ago) link

Masses of uncertainty in the world and yet almost weekly, new civilian movements choose to make their voices heard.

mea nulta (onimo), Thursday, 30 April 2015 17:38 (nine years ago) link

they should have called themselves weekly movement

yeovil knievel (NickB), Thursday, 30 April 2015 17:46 (nine years ago) link

currently making a big splash on the wakefield toilet circuit etc

yeovil knievel (NickB), Thursday, 30 April 2015 17:57 (nine years ago) link

dyyyyyying

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 30 April 2015 18:21 (nine years ago) link

rpm959 24 points 6 hours ago
What do you think it will take for guitar music to make a comeback?

Noel-Gallagher 75 points 6 hours ago
Somebody to write some fucking great songs.
That's all it'll ever take.
That's all it takes. People can talk about "attitude," and "spirit" and fucking good-looking guys in bands, and vibe, and fucking blah-blah-blah. I dare ANYBODY from the next generation to write one decent chorus.
Yeah.
Just one.

diamonddave85​ (diamonddave85), Saturday, 2 May 2015 03:11 (nine years ago) link

What about swagger though

kinder, Saturday, 2 May 2015 17:22 (nine years ago) link

Taking their inspiration and attitude from the likes of Artic Monkeys, Sleaford Mods

They formed in 2003, inspired by 2 bands that didn't exist yet!

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 7 May 2015 11:28 (nine years ago) link

very prescient

ultimate american sock (mh), Thursday, 7 May 2015 13:38 (nine years ago) link

four weeks pass...

I thought that was Phil Elverum for a moment there

that first band are just adorable, if someone went an re-shot all of the photos from this thread with identical clothing/poses etc but 13 year old kids instead of grown men they would all be transformed from objectionable to adorable imo

THREE WOMEN IN THE LIFE OF TUFFY CRAG (soref), Saturday, 6 June 2015 23:32 (nine years ago) link

a mix between The Stone Roses and Primal Scream with the swagger of Menudo

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 6 June 2015 23:57 (nine years ago) link

Chasin Vegas
‏@chasinvegasband
As much as I respect Noel Gallagher, you will never see me in a photo with my arms around will.I.am and that I can promise. J.G

yup i'm pretty sure he's right about that

Merdeyeux, Sunday, 7 June 2015 00:42 (nine years ago) link

Formed in 2011 from the ashes of three bands the life-long friends have now set about bringing their own unique passionate, enigmatic and sleazy twist on Rock n Roll. During their short time together the powerful five piece band have played to packed crowds throughout the UK and have received critical acclaim from some of the biggest names in the music industry. Now they find themselves with the world at their feet and with their swagger, self-belief, catchy songs and an unstoppable desire to entertain.

They're playing some menacing, addictive and anthemic Rock 'n' Roll, in an Oasis stylee certainly but with their own very firmly placed stamp on it......and news just in is.....they've been nominated for Best Alt/Indie act in the Scottish National Music Awards which will delight their large local following

sonz of a croup da croupier (NickB), Sunday, 7 June 2015 21:06 (nine years ago) link

a lot of these bands are made out of ashes - seems a health hazard

bureau belfast model (LocalGarda), Sunday, 7 June 2015 21:09 (nine years ago) link

A truly exciting band who have been likened to some of the shining lights of UK indie, Vida are a British four piece who are going places. Drawing comparisons to a wide ranging indie catalogue, including the likes of Oasis, Arctic Monkeys, Kasabian, The Black Keys, Miles Kane and more, their growing reputation has seen them garnering recognition from some of the country’s top tastemakers.

Their new single is a double A-side release showing two of the different sides of the group. First, ‘Electric Lady’ tells the story of repeated overnight stays with the same girl after meeting on several nights out, and the awkwardness that follows the next morning. Meanwhile, ‘Fade Away’ speaks of a completely different kind of awkward – finding yourself in the same room as an ex…

sonz of a croup da croupier (NickB), Sunday, 7 June 2015 21:55 (nine years ago) link

the george osborne four xposts

bureau belfast model (LocalGarda), Sunday, 7 June 2015 21:55 (nine years ago) link

Ooh a double a side, 2 hits for the price of 1

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 7 June 2015 22:01 (nine years ago) link

http://louderthanwar.com/wp-content/uploads/RISING.jpg

Introducing snarling Southampton songsmiths The Rising. Their debut album is the kind of down and dirty garage rock that early Oasis made famous, bursting with rock and roll passion and with more punk attitude that you can shag a stick at. Front man Tommy Overington does a great Liam impression and Alan McGee is suitably impressed, declaring 'he's a star', but these boys are much more than a mere tribute and have more than enough of their own unique stamp in the locker to succeed.

sonz of a croup da croupier (NickB), Sunday, 7 June 2015 22:10 (nine years ago) link

i don't shag sticks

mookieproof, Sunday, 7 June 2015 22:17 (nine years ago) link

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-aVUDT0DRaY8/UOy6qGEdrrI/AAAAAAAAArE/b_oX2FKEwwQ/s400/72360_503608996337968_759899265_n.jpg

The Astaires are made up of Cromm Fallon, Jonny Catchings, and Ron Paul Gavino.

sonz of a croup da croupier (NickB), Sunday, 7 June 2015 22:23 (nine years ago) link

Drawing comparisons to a wide ranging indie catalogue, including the likes of Oasis, Arctic Monkeys, Kasabian, The Black Keys, Miles Kane and more

Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Sunday, 7 June 2015 22:36 (nine years ago) link

If Gary Cooper met John Wayne in a showdown in a sheriffless town, in a woeld where vultures are as common as pigeons, in a land where cacti creep out of the cracks in the sandy floor, then Wet Pelican would provide the soundtrack

mookieproof, Sunday, 7 June 2015 22:40 (nine years ago) link

Xpost - hey Black Keys are American that's pretty diverse

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 7 June 2015 23:00 (nine years ago) link

their own unique stamp

the discussions, the slanging matches, the banter, the lot (imago), Monday, 8 June 2015 08:41 (nine years ago) link

http://rocksucker.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/exit-calm-620x465.jpg

would LOVE to have been a fly on the wall when this photo idea was pitched. "Okay, for our press pic, let's have the singer in the light and the rest of the band be invisible shadows."

NotKnowPotato (stevie), Monday, 8 June 2015 08:44 (nine years ago) link

The Astaires are made up of Cromm Fallon, Jonny Catchings, and Ron Paul Gavino.

had to read that twice

NotKnowPotato (stevie), Monday, 8 June 2015 08:45 (nine years ago) link

lol

the discussions, the slanging matches, the banter, the lot (imago), Monday, 8 June 2015 09:01 (nine years ago) link

^^Primal Scream mix

THREE WOMEN IN THE LIFE OF TUFFY CRAG (soref), Monday, 8 June 2015 09:02 (nine years ago) link

The band have a distinctive North-of-England sound that runs through many Northern bands, as they are from near Sheffield, but the difference is that although most Yorkshire-based bands in England have the electronic synthy sound that goes with their guitar riffs, Exit Calm focus on delivering the edgy, psychadelic beats through their drums.

sonz of a croup da croupier (NickB), Monday, 8 June 2015 09:02 (nine years ago) link

inconvenient truth is prob that while we're here Muttley-laughing at this terrible press release copy, the great majority of ppl who read it won't really give a shit as long as it mentions the right bands and throws in some tunesmithery and time-honoured adjectives

pull blart, maul cops (DJ Mencap), Monday, 8 June 2015 09:16 (nine years ago) link

Belfast’s latest gem from the growing new Rock 'n' Roll revival scene is "The Sass", an energetic, pulsating unit of screaming guitars, rhythmic bass lines and effortless charisma. They opened proceedings with "Jukebox", an upbeat, exuberant affair with the lyrical quality of Stereophonics played to a Cribs style riff, incorporating a Kelly Jones-esc vocal. They followed this with "Sonny's Daughter" an anthem which again highlighted the groups solidarity and synergetic qualities. Another tune which radiates optimism, reminiscent of the Libertines in their prime. Perhaps the highlight of the slot came towards the end of the set, when a note perfect rendition of The White Stripes classic, "7 Nation Army" was blended seamlessly into 80's cult smash "Sweet Dreams" by Eurythmics. An inspired mix, which worked perfectly and drew a great reaction from the audience, highlighting the intelligent musical minds of The Sass.

sonz of a croup da croupier (NickB), Monday, 8 June 2015 09:36 (nine years ago) link

haha that's the best pic yet - mindblowing

Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 8 June 2015 09:55 (nine years ago) link

Keee-rist.

Sam Weller, Monday, 8 June 2015 09:57 (nine years ago) link

The Astaires are made up of Cromm Fallon, Jonny Catchings, and Ron Paul Gavino.

had to read that twice

― NotKnowPotato (stevie), Monday, 8 June 2015 08:45 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

all i could think was

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--2Ginb3atSk/UPQjQ_2qctI/AAAAAAAACRA/_s6mai-rq4c/s320/Crom-Conan.jpg

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 8 June 2015 10:04 (nine years ago) link

omfg @ paisley shirts in field of yellow.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 8 June 2015 10:09 (nine years ago) link

That's outstanding.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 8 June 2015 10:09 (nine years ago) link

Is it multiple exposures of the same fat lad?

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 8 June 2015 10:09 (nine years ago) link

pretty sure that's ann widdecombe on the right there

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 8 June 2015 10:14 (nine years ago) link

The Astaires are made up of Cromm Fallon, Jonny Catchings, and Ron Paul Gavino.
had to read that twice

― NotKnowPotato (stevie), Monday, 8 June 2015 08:45 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

all i could think was (pic)

Actually, what it brought to my mind was a scene in Last of the Summer Wine where Foggy say "more like the Three Freds"

Mark G, Monday, 8 June 2015 10:43 (nine years ago) link

irl extended snort at puppy gillespie up there

( who ALSO my boss and his sister!) (sic), Monday, 8 June 2015 11:10 (nine years ago) link

http://i0.wp.com/backseatmafia.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/image-2013-08-16-1.jpeg

Where did your band form & how?
The band formed originally in Mansfield, couple of lads had a few songs of their own lying around and decided to bring them in and call ourselves The North!

Who are your biggest influences?
Too many to mention; Oasis, Kasabian, The Who, Rolling Stones, Arctic Monkeys, Fleetwood Mac/ Peter Green, The Jam, The Beatles, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club etc…

What genre does your music fit into?
Ooh good question not really a fan of genres, so we will let you decide that!

sonz of a croup da croupier (NickB), Monday, 8 June 2015 11:14 (nine years ago) link

Mansfield not in the North, you stupid tarts.

Willibald Pirckheimers Briefwechsel (Tom D.), Monday, 8 June 2015 11:16 (nine years ago) link

Ooh good question not really a fan of geography, so we will let you decide that!

sonz of a croup da croupier (NickB), Monday, 8 June 2015 11:21 (nine years ago) link

I love this thread

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 8 June 2015 11:31 (nine years ago) link

Stillia are self-taught musicians who've come together to create a unique sound influenced by their rock 'n' roll heroes such as The Beatles, The Who The Stone Roses and more. They've spent time in the rehearsal studio refining their sound and their musicianship and the end result is a tight hard rocking unit with strong songwriting ability. Whilst they site many influences they've managed to carve out their own style.

Their single 'You Only Live Once' is true to their youth and their North Western heritage. No fake US vocalising here as the St Helens lads launch into the track 'We like to party we like to have fun - coz we are wild and we are young.....We don't care what others say - we'll do what we want, we'll do it our own way'. It's a proper 'rocknrolla'.

THREE WOMEN IN THE LIFE OF TUFFY CRAG (soref), Monday, 8 June 2015 11:41 (nine years ago) link

the young ones always make me think of

http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/features/wallpaper/images/640/our_kid.jpg

THREE WOMEN IN THE LIFE OF TUFFY CRAG (soref), Monday, 8 June 2015 11:44 (nine years ago) link

Stillia? What the?

Willibald Pirckheimers Briefwechsel (Tom D.), Monday, 8 June 2015 11:44 (nine years ago) link

not sure where totp2 managed to get a picture of me at my aunty's wedding but fair play

sonz of a croup da croupier (NickB), Monday, 8 June 2015 11:48 (nine years ago) link

Where did you get your strange name from, does it have a good story behind it?

The name Stillia came about when we were thinking of names for the band and Matty was saying the worst band names. Jack said to Matty “are you still here” and suddenly we thought that would be a good name for the band, so we changed still here to Stillia, its silly but it stuck.

THREE WOMEN IN THE LIFE OF TUFFY CRAG (soref), Monday, 8 June 2015 11:54 (nine years ago) link

As front man of a top Oasis tribute band, Steve (Liam Gallagher Experience) has established himself as one of the top Liam Gallaghers on the live circuit.

Using professional backing tracks, this one man show creates the complete Oasis gig experience and includes the classic hits you would expect to see on an Oasis greatest hits tour.

Steve also has the ability to switch to live guitar to reproduce those more intimate Noel Gallagher moments. He has 18 years live experience and has just returned from a succesful Summer season in Corfu performing up to 6 nights a week.

Steve has headlined Festivals across the UK and played all main stages at Butlins holiday camps.

The Liam Gallagher show can also include a tribute to Noel Gallagher with Live Guitar and all shows include full costume - so there is always the look and sound of the real thing!

With top class backing tracks used, which have been made personally to ensure complete soundalike of the originals, a massive setlist so that most requests can be played (even if rare b-sides) any Oasis fan is in for a cracking time!

The act can also be adjusted to suit any venue both with setlist and the behaviour of the Liam Gallagher, i.e. the arrogance can be toned down when required or requested.

Oasis - Liam Gallagher Experience
From £345.00

sonz of a croup da croupier (NickB), Monday, 8 June 2015 12:05 (nine years ago) link

enjoy that whole 'today's teens make out they're wild but are actually lame' thing. feels sort of Edwardian or something, like they might also enjoy trundling a hoop

― pull blart, maul cops (DJ Mencap), Monday, June 8, 2015 8:15 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The song that we are most known by is called You Only Live Once and it’s about us all going to a party after one gig we played. It was a mental night, there was a lot of beer and people doing sit ups, (laughs), so just having a laugh and not caring what other people think of us.

THREE WOMEN IN THE LIFE OF TUFFY CRAG (soref), Monday, 8 June 2015 12:15 (nine years ago) link

can we have a whip-round for a liam gallagher experience fap pls

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 8 June 2015 12:16 (nine years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/birdnestsoup/waltz.jpg

Brandishing likeable qualities of the Gallaghers with a pinch of Jet's song writing ability, infused with the rock n roll mannerisms of the Stones, the WALTZ boys have accumulated into an accomplished band for the modern day. Benjamin’s leadership on stage is iconic of rock legends past, whilst the whole band bristles with an unrelenting energy that seeks to please.

Even though life isn’t so sweet in the charts for guitar anthemia of late, WALTZ still power on, determined and ruthless on their quest to conquer, adding themselves to the new wave of bands set to take the nation by storm. After a successful single in October with the critically acclaimed Little Victim came many plaudits, and fans alike. With a statement of intent from the stadium filling track Little Victim, it all sets a precedent as to what WALTZ are to become; something truly iconic.

2014 see’s WALTZ release their second single in the summer months, following with multitude of festivals and gigs throughout the season and into the autumn. It looks like the next 12 months will be an exciting period, and for WALTZ, the sky really is the limit.

sonz of a croup da croupier (NickB), Monday, 8 June 2015 12:16 (nine years ago) link

After a successful single in October with the critically acclaimed Little Victim came many plaudits, and fans alike.

Sorry, there are no Official Singles Chart results for "little victim"

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 8 June 2015 12:18 (nine years ago) link

I like the way all of the blurbs have such an unfortunate and naive feeling of "I take up my pen to write this at a time of great importance"

bureau belfast model (LocalGarda), Monday, 8 June 2015 12:24 (nine years ago) link

xps it was time for a new display name thx

what is 'fake US vocalising'?

mookieproof, Monday, 8 June 2015 12:52 (nine years ago) link

the WALTZ boys have accumulated into an accomplished band

countless mod-u-likes drifting peacefully through the galaxy until chance and mutual gravitational attraction bring enough of them together to fuse and ignite with an unrelenting energy that seeks to please.

ledge, Monday, 8 June 2015 12:56 (nine years ago) link

Has any other band ever inspired such a raft of contemptible bullshit as Oasis?

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 8 June 2015 13:05 (nine years ago) link

That's no way to talk about Embrace, Scik

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Monday, 8 June 2015 13:07 (nine years ago) link

BOOM

one of the top Liam Gallaghers on the live circuit (stevie), Monday, 8 June 2015 13:07 (nine years ago) link

maracas.jpg

the discussions, the slanging matches, the banter, the lot (imago), Monday, 8 June 2015 13:13 (nine years ago) link

http://s3.amazonaws.com/orange.theprofessionalentertainers/ACT125/Rock%20my4_main.jpg
lol Nick, I can definitely confirm that the guy on the left is my first cousin Dominic and that is an old pic of him because he doesn't have as much hair these days! He is still available for weddings etc....

xelab, Monday, 8 June 2015 13:26 (nine years ago) link

haha, i'll bear that in mind!

sonz of a croup da croupier (NickB), Monday, 8 June 2015 13:37 (nine years ago) link

http://www.examiner.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/huddersfield-band-rock-reception-wins-6535825
more recent pic here.

xelab, Monday, 8 June 2015 13:38 (nine years ago) link

xelab yell your cousin Ovation guitars are not cool & ruin the whole thing he's going for

also:

Brandishing likeable qualities of the Gallaghers with a pinch of Jet's song writing ability

NickB did you make this one up to see if we'd notice? (WALTZ?)

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 8 June 2015 13:42 (nine years ago) link

he's not lost that much hair, i'll tell him you said that

sonz of a croup da croupier (NickB), Monday, 8 June 2015 13:46 (nine years ago) link

What language was the WALTZ press release translated from? 'appen it might be Northern.

Willibald Pirckheimers Briefwechsel (Tom D.), Monday, 8 June 2015 13:49 (nine years ago) link

waltz are very real btw and possibly troubling empty meadows even as we speak

sonz of a croup da croupier (NickB), Monday, 8 June 2015 13:50 (nine years ago) link

think they might be welsh iirc

sonz of a croup da croupier (NickB), Monday, 8 June 2015 13:51 (nine years ago) link

xxxp
it is a combination of scalp dye and strategic angling of the head that gives that impression!

xelab, Monday, 8 June 2015 13:55 (nine years ago) link

think they might be welsh iirc

So there's an outside chance English might not be their first language. The name is WALTZ , I will accept nothing less.

Willibald Pirckheimers Briefwechsel (Tom D.), Monday, 8 June 2015 14:06 (nine years ago) link

just found them on FB, they're from Wrexham, there's not even a remote chance they can cite a language barrier

the cover of what I assume is their single looks like it could be some weird private press psych record

I'll set 'em up, you knock 'em in.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 8 June 2015 14:35 (nine years ago) link

wasnt mark g a fan of our kid?

Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Monday, 8 June 2015 14:36 (nine years ago) link

paisley shirts in field of yellow band supported Embrace recently, I'd been wondering if Scik Mouthy had seen them

THREE WOMEN IN THE LIFE OF TUFFY CRAG (soref), Monday, 8 June 2015 14:43 (nine years ago) link

They did? Wow. What are they called? And no, I've not seen Embrace live since 2006.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 8 June 2015 14:54 (nine years ago) link

they're called 'Pretty Cartel', Embrace were obviously chuffed to have them opening:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4cN4FCCIAEo_nk.jpg

THREE WOMEN IN THE LIFE OF TUFFY CRAG (soref), Monday, 8 June 2015 14:59 (nine years ago) link

Benjamin’s leadership on stage is iconic of rock legends past, whilst the whole band bristles with an unrelenting energy that seeks to please.

love this damn thread so much

http://musician.ie/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Hot-Sprockets_1.jpg

Don't know who these are, but they don't look like a swaggermix band

yeah they are more early 70s hippie like opening for Wishbone Ash or something

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 8 June 2015 15:21 (nine years ago) link

The Hot Sprockets are five brothers who came together with a shared love of rock 'n' roll music, the music that is haunted by the ghosts of rhythm & blues. Take the good-time revolutionary spirit of MC5, simmer it down to the sounds of bittersweet soul yearnings, add some rough-edged Jon Spencer Blues Explosion and you are beginning to taste the cosmic temptation that is The Hot Sprockets.

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Monday, 8 June 2015 15:22 (nine years ago) link

if the phrase "hot sprocket" is not already an entry in Viz's Profanisaurus i will be most surprised

post-SYCO indian sex-strangler (Noodle Vague), Monday, 8 June 2015 16:55 (nine years ago) link

“It seems statistics rule the world, and opinions of teenage girls” is the most obvious dig at modern music press on an album scattered with witty references which leave a lot to interpretation. “Please don’t let it get you down, one day it will come back around” is a reminder that Likely Lads are staying optimistic and keeping their faith in two guitars, bass, drums and vocal. It’s the perfect song to finish on, it’s a statement, and it’s as bold as they come…

http://40.media.tumblr.com/4941e2f38edc0f78544b772f24f2b95d/tumblr_mu3565vE8w1r5ff1mo1_1280.jpg

Merdeyeux, Monday, 8 June 2015 20:34 (nine years ago) link

England is a v strange place

Οὖτις, Monday, 8 June 2015 20:35 (nine years ago) link

thread title makes me sing chorus of Material Issue's "What Girls Want"

andrew m., Monday, 8 June 2015 21:55 (nine years ago) link

can we have a whip-round for a liam gallagher experience fap pls

― bizarro gazzara, Monday, June 8, 2015 12:16 PM (11 hours ago)

Which arrogance setting would we request?

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Monday, 8 June 2015 23:50 (nine years ago) link

full-on coked-out knebworth imperial phase imo

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 07:11 (nine years ago) link

Is it actually the same guy writing all these bios?

If so I wish I had his job.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 09:36 (nine years ago) link

they site many influences and infuse with the unique iconic rock and roll mannerisms of the Stone and the guitar anthemia of the Gallaghers and seek to please riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay

I was looking at DJ biogs for a club in Ibiza last night and they reminded me of this thread quite a bit. Probably needs a companion thread.

bureau belfast model (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 11:13 (nine years ago) link

Sly Dog have brought their own brand of hedonistic rock n roll to the fore, and this music brims with aspirational exuberance.

Sly Dog for Labour party leader imo

Amazing thread, this is new to me.

maybe/whatever/so what/boring (admrl), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 16:13 (nine years ago) link

Lisburn-based five piece Pretty Cartel have won themselves a sizeable following in Northern Ireland in recent months, having formed only 14 months ago.

A radio-friendly indie group, they combine the grittiness of The Verve with the strutting accessibility of Oasis, and it’s no surprise that their debut single, ‘The Busker’, was one of the most requested songs on Northern Irish radio in March 2013.

Pretty Cartel have never known what it means to move slow, and the release of their debut EP, Tales of the Working Class, which is currently available from iTunes and other online outlets, should keep them busy in the weeks and months ahead.

The five-track EP opens with a series of soundbites set against a wall of white-noise, before Neal Connor’s bluesy guitar kicks in and Dee McIlroy’s catchy lyrics are introduced. 'She’s The One' is a superb opening track, displaying the bands brit-pop leanings.

Highlighting the Cartels folk side is 'Diamonds and Rainbows'. This jaunty, jubilant track has a Lumineers feel and it’s stamped rhythm, simple chord changes, fast finger-picking and propulsive forward motion make it one of the best tracks on the EP – and surely one of the best tracks by a Northern Irish band in 2013.

Rock is next on the agenda for the Cartels with 'Holyman', an atmospheric track that is marked by Connor’s guitar riffs, married perfectly with David Braniff’s cannoning drums. Close to five minutes in length, 'Holyman' is the longest song on the EP, which also treats its listeners to an uninterrupted minute-long rock guitar solo. You don't hear that kind of thing much these days.

The group's stomping debut single, 'The Busker', is up next. 'Just put a penny in his case, he'll put a smile on your face,' sings McIlroy, telling the story of Belfast's many street performers. It's a simple track, yet infectiously rhythmical – I'm foot-tapping before I know it. No surprise, then, that the single has over 2,000 views on YouTube already, and is currently being used in the #BackinBelfast campaign.

Pretty Cartel don't just give good glee with their upbeat songs, they can do sorrow, too. Closing the EP is 'Light Shines Through', which suggests greater depths of emotion from the band. It's an intimate, piano-led track which features some lovely strings, and holds its own in the shuffle of the band’s eclectic debut release.

With no sign of the momentum slowing down anytime soon, Pretty Cartel can look forward to an exciting 2013. Their brit-pop sensibilty is, perhaps, not exactly 'on trend' at the minute, and won't be to everyone's taste, but they should be commended for being themselves, and fans of bands like The Las should appreciate this EP in its entirety. They may just be the local band to watch out for this summer.

Pretty Cartel officially launch Tales of the Working Class at the King's Head, Belfast on May 3.

holds its own in the shuffle of the band's eclectic debut release all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes

new album out soon, amazing band logo too:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4Gqz1eIMAELazw.jpg

irl friend of the geir (NickB), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 16:43 (nine years ago) link

even their name and logo is derivative of an oasis offshoot ffs:

http://www.thedrum.com/uploads/drum_basic_article/90666/main_images/Pretty%20Green%20Liam%20Gallagher.jpg

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 17:28 (nine years ago) link

as if that is such an original choice of name in itself. haircut framing the band name is marvellous though

irl friend of the geir (NickB), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 17:35 (nine years ago) link

btw I am only ever saying nice things about them from now on

https://twitter.com/smithwhite/status/607926148710977537

irl friend of the geir (NickB), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 17:37 (nine years ago) link

Deems is our Irish rep lads, talk to him okay?

irl friend of the geir (NickB), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 17:39 (nine years ago) link

tbh he probly thinks you're great

Twee Speech and Crepey Literalism (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 17:43 (nine years ago) link

waht

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwOQv96CAAEVygS.jpg:large

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 17:43 (nine years ago) link

Pretty cool amirite?

irl friend of the geir (NickB), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 17:48 (nine years ago) link

it's not like they know which street in Ulan Bator you live in, Nick

Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 18:17 (nine years ago) link

haha more like ulan bantor lads, move along nothing to see here

irl friend of the geir (NickB), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:14 (nine years ago) link

considering requesting a mod edit - please remove all mentions of mods itt

irl friend of the geir (NickB), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:17 (nine years ago) link

northern ireland is not rly my place guys lolz aside ye caused several hundred years of misery and slaughter ye might remember me mentioning it the odd time

Killarney Hilton (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 June 2015 22:43 (nine years ago) link

A Canadian entry:

http://www.orchidhighway.com/images/The_Orchid_Highway_SSG_Laughing_LinedUp_2009.jpg

everything, Thursday, 11 June 2015 22:50 (nine years ago) link

ffs canada get a grip of yourself - wallet chains, velour jackets, ponytails and wide-collared shirts aren't acceptable in this milieu

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 12 June 2015 09:01 (nine years ago) link

nah, they have a spot in the Stereophonic/Kasabian interzone i reckon

Twee Speech and Crepey Literalism (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2015 10:08 (nine years ago) link

fallen-on-hard-times mike flowers pops morelike:

http://www.orchidhighway.com/news/images/The_Orchid_Highway_SSG_2009.jpg

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 12 June 2015 10:12 (nine years ago) link

^^note horrible 70s album title, these guts are all over the place, frankly

soref, Friday, 12 June 2015 10:20 (nine years ago) link

it's a four track EP, you see

soref, Friday, 12 June 2015 10:23 (nine years ago) link

These Canadians look terrible right enough but I'm not seeing much in the way of swagger.

Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 12 June 2015 10:50 (nine years ago) link

nonces if you ask me

what's wrong with british bands?

bureau belfast model (LocalGarda), Friday, 12 June 2015 10:57 (nine years ago) link

good honest British bands for hard working British families

Keith Moom (Neil S), Friday, 12 June 2015 10:59 (nine years ago) link

real guitars made of real wood, not this drum'n'bass tosh

hongro strulkington (dog latin), Friday, 12 June 2015 11:01 (nine years ago) link

Canada's just not Northern enough.

Willibald Pirckheimers Briefwechsel (Tom D.), Friday, 12 June 2015 11:22 (nine years ago) link

Cheboza from Russia

http://www.cheboza.ru/photo/fs02b.jpg

soref, Friday, 12 June 2015 11:32 (nine years ago) link

Does ILM need a non-UK Britpop thread to discuss the likes of Fool's Garden and Superpunk?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=639uXPvj-Uc

A: No.

hongro strulkington (dog latin), Friday, 12 June 2015 11:35 (nine years ago) link

Is that a band or a solo artist who's had his photo taken in a park somewhere with some people milling about in the background? (xp)

Willibald Pirckheimers Briefwechsel (Tom D.), Friday, 12 June 2015 11:37 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, I definitely thought 'solo artist photo'd in a park and they didn't clear wastrels from shot' first of all.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 12 June 2015 11:41 (nine years ago) link

Superpunk! <3

Madchen, Friday, 12 June 2015 11:45 (nine years ago) link

Guy on the left is bona fide wearing a tank top, right? That looks like it has diamonds on, yeah?

Fucking hell.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 12 June 2015 11:51 (nine years ago) link

"We're doing an Abbey Road, Right?"

"Aren't you supposed to have no shoes on?"

"Shush."

Mark G, Friday, 12 June 2015 12:12 (nine years ago) link

Actually, the Cheboza pic looks right by being very wrong indeed and out the other side.

I'll avoid disappointment by not hearing any music, of course.

Mark G, Friday, 12 June 2015 12:14 (nine years ago) link

wrong thread

hongro strulkington (dog latin), Friday, 12 June 2015 13:06 (nine years ago) link

Long-awaited and feverishly anticipated, Wolf Alice’s debut album My Love Is Cool comes with lofty expectations. Fittingly, then, it’s a record that reaches for the stratosphere. Equal parts gigantic guitars and wistful, wilting beauty, My Love Is Cool is a timeless collection of songs that outways any preconceived notions of what Wolf Alice are, or can be.

mookieproof, Friday, 19 June 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link

"outways"

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 19 June 2015 08:48 (nine years ago) link

wool phallus

Keith Moom (Neil S), Friday, 19 June 2015 09:27 (nine years ago) link

Also, Wolf Alice are not one of those bands, so: wrong thread.

Mark G, Friday, 19 June 2015 11:00 (nine years ago) link

http://www.thisfeeling.co.uk/images/resize/1424967366.jpg

A eclectic set of influences from 90's Brit pop Ocean Colour Scene and Oasis to 1960s Mod/Pop such as The Small Faces, The Beatles and The Who has led to a collective effort on song writing duties which draws on all of these but puts a new , fresh take on these styles.

With a blossoming live reputation that has taken in shows at the iconic King Tuts Wah Wah Hut in Glasgow, 2015 promises to be a big year for this hard working and well dressed outfit.

feargal czukay (NickB), Friday, 19 June 2015 11:35 (nine years ago) link

that is perhaps the least eclectic set of influences imaginable

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 19 June 2015 11:49 (nine years ago) link

Still, at least they are well dressed, that's the main thing.

The Manner of Crawly (Tom D.), Friday, 19 June 2015 11:58 (nine years ago) link

"We play everything man, from Santana to El Chicano..."

boat of boats (dog latin), Friday, 19 June 2015 12:02 (nine years ago) link

true, the butcher's smock / aviators combo is one we haven't seen a lot of in this thread

just noticed the bassist's beatles strap, too - nice touch

are these guys called 'peaside soup'?

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 19 June 2015 12:04 (nine years ago) link

where is this photo of the well-dressed band again?

boat of boats (dog latin), Friday, 19 June 2015 12:05 (nine years ago) link

they are called This Hard Working and Well Dressed Outfit.

anvil, Friday, 19 June 2015 12:35 (nine years ago) link

Originally they were called Hard Working Families until Dermo said his sunglasses were his family and he could fuck off with talking about his rich dad he was just in the right place at the right time the jammy bastard

anvil, Friday, 19 June 2015 12:37 (nine years ago) link

that is perhaps the least eclectic set of influences imaginable

i could see this thread ultimately yielding a poll to determine this, pretty sure every third to fifth bio has a line like this one

here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Friday, 19 June 2015 16:18 (nine years ago) link

i thought that was Margaret Beckett on the wall for a minute

confessions of hellno (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 June 2015 16:51 (nine years ago) link

dude in the white shirt looks like he should be in Mastodon or something, ruins the effect

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 19 June 2015 16:53 (nine years ago) link

LOL (xp)

The Manner of Crawly (Tom D.), Friday, 19 June 2015 16:54 (nine years ago) link

Spot the drummer (xp)

The Manner of Crawly (Tom D.), Friday, 19 June 2015 16:54 (nine years ago) link

^ awwwww

feargal czukay (NickB), Friday, 19 June 2015 17:25 (nine years ago) link

hahaha awww

kinder, Friday, 19 June 2015 18:06 (nine years ago) link

haha the lil' guy in the white adidas is cute he looks about 12

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 19 June 2015 19:26 (nine years ago) link

Mastodon dude is the producer I would warrant

Keith Moom (Neil S), Friday, 19 June 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link

I find the limited vocabulary that these bands use to choose their names from as fascinating as their emphasis on clothes, haircuts and '60s fetishism.

Not the drummer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO0_raX0i-0

groovypanda, Friday, 19 June 2015 20:32 (nine years ago) link

Seaside Sons look great. Another shot:

http://www.seasidesons.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/slide2.png

Note that their clocks are always set to 20 past 1, just part of the enigma of the Ayrshire rockers.

A touch of random glamour:

http://www.seasidesons.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/slide5.png

20 past 1 again!:

http://static1.squarespace.com/static/52a86a48e4b028f890dc2e9e/5445f669e4b07623d40cf5f5/5445fab9e4b00f6c90e87805/1429478723735/DSC_7941.jpg

Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 19 June 2015 22:53 (nine years ago) link

^That's the "little lady" from the video of "Roll On (Little Lady)". Srsly.

everything, Friday, 19 June 2015 22:56 (nine years ago) link

Christ, they're from Ayrshire.

The Manner of Crawly (Tom D.), Friday, 19 June 2015 22:57 (nine years ago) link

I doubt she is though.

The Manner of Crawly (Tom D.), Friday, 19 June 2015 22:59 (nine years ago) link

Campbell Sproat! How Ayrshire can you get!

Seaside Sons started with long-time friends Jason Skimming & Craig McGinn getting together to write songs to play as an acoustic act in 2012. It wasn’t long before they started to build a following and realised that it was time to take the music to the next level. In October of 2013, experienced guitarist Pav Cathcart and seasoned drummer Campbell Sproat both formerly of Nelson Gem, joined the band.

The Manner of Crawly (Tom D.), Friday, 19 June 2015 23:14 (nine years ago) link

I think I remember a newsagents called Sproats in Kilmarnock back in the day.

everything, Friday, 19 June 2015 23:31 (nine years ago) link

Next to the Willy Low's in Onthank. Anyone?

everything, Friday, 19 June 2015 23:32 (nine years ago) link

Also, Wolf Alice are not one of those bands, so: wrong thread.

i suspected as much, but felt that their promo copy had a place here nevertheless. apologies

mookieproof, Friday, 19 June 2015 23:39 (nine years ago) link

Ayrshire, home of the Lumpen Presyteriat (xp)

The Manner of Crawly (Tom D.), Friday, 19 June 2015 23:43 (nine years ago) link

Oops, Lumpen Presbyteriat.

The Manner of Crawly (Tom D.), Friday, 19 June 2015 23:44 (nine years ago) link

i dunno i reckon i see a touch of scots physiognomy in her. but yeah, it's a fine touch that since you're not even progressive enough to have the token female indie bassist (have there been any women in the photos of thread at all??) you have to bring in some random hot babe™ to fill the gap in the photo shoot.

Merdeyeux, Friday, 19 June 2015 23:46 (nine years ago) link

Scots maybe, a fairly disparate bunch to be sure, but not Ayrshire.

The Manner of Crawly (Tom D.), Friday, 19 June 2015 23:52 (nine years ago) link

"no chicks" is second only to "button your coat right up to the neck" in terms of the immutable commandments of the genre.

everything, Friday, 19 June 2015 23:54 (nine years ago) link

lol watching the Seaside Sons video

fuckin Liam Gallagher has a lot to answer for, teaching a generation of these dork singers that standing stock still with your hands behind your back is "stage presence" and "swagger", boring ass

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 22 June 2015 15:37 (nine years ago) link

Yeah but that iMovie Kaleidoscope plug in is next level.

groovypanda, Monday, 22 June 2015 20:15 (nine years ago) link

Stet and I are in Ayrshire this week. Keeping an eye out for Sproats.

Madchen, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 08:57 (nine years ago) link

'glossy onions photography'

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 09:03 (nine years ago) link

sounds like a Profanasaurus entry if there ever was one

Keith Moom (Neil S), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 09:17 (nine years ago) link

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11205592_869396853120946_2254311599976017695_n.jpg?oh=d5581b54513f3d1b30e732bf3821f93a&oe=56140F33

Flesh are pioneers of SnotPop, a smutty new hash of Britpop with splashes of their Madchester beat surroundings, grunge and cast-iron heavy metal guitars with solid pop foundations. The lads jam out tunes of hedonistic nightlife sleaze over breakbeats and sludge, fuelled by minimum-wage venting and an affinity for second hand sportswear.

With the name inspired by both the in-your-face LGBT Hacienda nights, John Waters style trash and a lack of human connection to the inevitable AI tech world take over, their sounds paint pictures of debauchery, raunch and total apathy.

Influenced by not only the guitar scene but also the filthy club environment, they pump out hard electronic remixes for each single, appearing enigmatically on limited edition CDs, with DJ sets in Europe and at nights such as Boiler Room by the members.

there was a lot of beer and people doing sit ups, (laughs) (DJ Mencap), Monday, 29 June 2015 15:20 (nine years ago) link

They sound marginally too interesting and eclectic.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Monday, 29 June 2015 15:22 (nine years ago) link

posted here because it seems like an advanced baconing 102 version of all the preceding bands... which is kind of 'interesting' but also seems like it would be displeasing to everyone

there was a lot of beer and people doing sit ups, (laughs) (DJ Mencap), Monday, 29 June 2015 15:23 (nine years ago) link

i figured one of them was a Metal fan and they threw that in as a sop, but hey the OG Stone Roses used to talk a big game about their eclectic influences while they were releasing C86 b-side-alikes

2 jazz boys 1 jazz cup (Noodle Vague), Monday, 29 June 2015 16:13 (nine years ago) link

Good location for a photo shoot though.

holger sharkey (Tom D.), Monday, 29 June 2015 16:18 (nine years ago) link

might as well get that last bit of value out of yr student house before you move out

2 jazz boys 1 jazz cup (Noodle Vague), Monday, 29 June 2015 16:19 (nine years ago) link

that whole thing just makes me think of the happy mondays with a different set of influences. probably a total disaster but could actually be okay

feargal czukay (NickB), Monday, 29 June 2015 16:38 (nine years ago) link

With the name inspired by both the in-your-face LGBT Hacienda nights

This is novel given that this possibly the most hetero thread on ILX.

holger sharkey (Tom D.), Monday, 29 June 2015 16:48 (nine years ago) link

https://s3.amazonaws.com/bit-photos/large/2945186.jpeg

^ definitely mixing it up on the image side of things

feargal czukay (NickB), Monday, 29 June 2015 16:58 (nine years ago) link

yeah these guys are a different vibe, like the kid that deals dope in your apartment building

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 29 June 2015 17:30 (nine years ago) link

hmmm music is way more regular guitar rock band than i thought it would be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-190Q_tkpE

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 29 June 2015 17:31 (nine years ago) link

also digital video tech has created this bad almost "uncanny valley" middleground in band videos where bands can make videos that are too professional to be charming and too lame and cheap looking to actually look cool

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 29 June 2015 17:34 (nine years ago) link

these guys = crap Earl Brutus, with 70s iconography replaced by 90s, judging by that video and the pictures on this thread

soref, Monday, 29 June 2015 17:42 (nine years ago) link

Yeah hearing zero heavy metal or madchester influence in that.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Monday, 29 June 2015 17:47 (nine years ago) link

the OG Stone Roses used to talk a big game about their eclectic influences while they were releasing C86 b-side-alikes

actually, this is making me think of the Klaxons, who were meant to be a mix of acid house, p-funk, Tangerine Dream, Thomas Pynchon etc etc

soref, Monday, 29 June 2015 17:53 (nine years ago) link

iirc when Kasabian first came out all their proclaimed influences were hipster/namecheckable bands as well

there was a lot of beer and people doing sit ups, (laughs) (DJ Mencap), Monday, 29 June 2015 18:45 (nine years ago) link

them having a song called Avin It In Ibiza is basically what I'm talking about here, ie they're more or less the same as the other bands itt but advanced one irony level

there was a lot of beer and people doing sit ups, (laughs) (DJ Mencap), Monday, 29 June 2015 18:49 (nine years ago) link

https://youtu.be/Ic3GphfKlkk

no metal guitar. all liam g style singing. Sounds like every other dad rock uk band

Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Monday, 29 June 2015 19:00 (nine years ago) link

iirc when Kasabian first came out all their proclaimed influences were hipster/namecheckable bands as well

I believe Krautrock was mentioned, I'm sure they must have got that from Primal Scream (the group led by Krautrock pioneer, Boab Gillespie)

holger sharkey (Tom D.), Monday, 29 June 2015 19:29 (nine years ago) link

haha. Flesh are 20X better than anything else I've sampled from this thread.

everything, Monday, 29 June 2015 19:43 (nine years ago) link

prostate biopsy>>actually listening to any of this shit!

The look seems to be m/c kids blowing their student grants in Sports Direct

xelab, Monday, 29 June 2015 22:41 (nine years ago) link

did u miss

fuelled by minimum-wage venting and an affinity for second hand sportswear.

back once again with the panel behaviour (sic), Monday, 29 June 2015 23:11 (nine years ago) link

disconnect between press release's fearsome concepts and group's pedestrian britpop is v https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClcwKgxu2wk but i did not entirely hate fresh

you throw darts like a lesser man and owe me cash (stevie), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 10:12 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

The band dubbed the second coming of Oasis have ripped into the British music scene - and some of the biggest Britpop icons agree with them.

The Manchester five-piece are being managed by Oasis svengali Alan McGee.

The band is made up of Maz Behdjet, Sean O'Donnell, James Sweeney, Nick Repton and Colin Ward.

Sean said: “Like millions in this country I can't relate to the corporate sh*** all over the place at the minute. How can anyone on a building site or in a factory pick up a paper on their break and relate to some toff **** moaning about how hard it is being in a band and relate to that? They have the life we all want!

“Our ambition is to get f***ing jet lag. We see touring as a lads’ holiday.

“I'd rather read a story about Ozzy Osborne biting a bat’s head off than the boring corporate-moulded stiffs in the charts at the minute. F*** that.”

McGee told Mirror Celeb: "They are good working class lads in a sea of middle class mediocrity disguised as talent.

"They are supporting Shaun Ryder and Black Grape at the moment and if they're told they have to climb in the van with him and go to a gig for a hundred quid they'll do it. They are up for any task. They don't give a f***."

When asked if they were the new Oasis, he said: “They’re wilder than Oasis.”

But he added: "They are hooligans with a heart of gold and give a lot to food banks."

And McGee told Mirror Celeb that while he was excited about Alias Kid he wouldn't even go and watch an Oasis reunion, much less be involved in one.

Ryder agreed, saying: "They’re an exciting band and all good lads! A great song writing team and they’re all stand up comics too."

The indy group may be influenced by Oasis, the Stone Roses, Kasabian and McGee's other discovery Primal Scream, but he says it is their work ethic that sets them apart from today's manufactured acts.

McGee said: "If someone wins The Voice the first thing I think is 'poor f***er' because that's the last we'll hear of them."

Clint Boon of Inspiral Carpets said they "have the potential to be one of the great Manchester bands."

They told the Daily Star Sunday: "There's no rock and roll anymore - no one's out there having fun. That's what we want to bring back - just a band playing good music and having a good time.

"People go on about how hard life is touring. What are they on about? It's the best job ever. You get to go round with your mates playing music and having a party. What's hard about that?"

According to the Star, Sean was arrested for launching an egg at 10 Downing Street and fined for trashing a hotel room while listening to the Sex Pistols.

So the band have found their Liam, then!

Revolt to Revolt by Alias Kid is out now.

Cosmic Slop, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 23:31 (nine years ago) link

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/new-oasis-listen-exclusively-new-6118331

Manchester's new bad boy rockers have released their newest single and the characteristic swagger of predecessors like Oasis and the Stone Roses is apparent.

The band have won praise from indy rockers from Kasabian and the Stone Roses but are determined that their sound is their own.

Cosmic Slop, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 23:34 (nine years ago) link

wow, Garry Bushell has really been putting the hours in plugging these guys on twitter

pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 23:43 (nine years ago) link

the fast show sketch comes to life with Colon Alias Kid

Cosmic Slop, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 23:45 (nine years ago) link

think Garry may have been cribbing from this thread when compiling his podcast: http://litopia.com/shows/hungry/

pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 23:45 (nine years ago) link

wouldn't be surprised to see a group of people looking just like flesh hanging around in e.g. camberwell college of arts, tho that particular fashion intersection is probably for another thread

Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 23:53 (nine years ago) link

Er, do you spend much time at Camberwell?

Madchen, Thursday, 23 July 2015 06:18 (nine years ago) link

'our ambition is to get fucking jet lag' seems like an achievable goal, good work lads

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 23 July 2015 09:06 (nine years ago) link

two separate Mirror articles in 4 days! wtf..

baffling all this chat about touring being a lad's holiday and a party and a laugh. going in with that attitude you'd be shattered by the 2nd week let alone the 2nd album.

piscesx, Thursday, 23 July 2015 09:11 (nine years ago) link

Also LOL at the idea that they should be applauded for playing a gig for £100.

Possibly Fingers (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 July 2015 09:15 (nine years ago) link

'fined for trashing a hotel room while listening to the Sex Pistols' is almost unbearably sad. imagine johnny rotten tearing shit up to a soundtrack of the inkspots or glenn miller

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 23 July 2015 09:19 (nine years ago) link

from soref's link:

Steven Berkoff Vs. Garry Bushell!
Heavyweight Friday Night SmackDown 24th July 6pm

and she's baconing like she's never baconed before (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 23 July 2015 09:44 (nine years ago) link

deathmatch hopefully

Neil S, Thursday, 23 July 2015 09:49 (nine years ago) link

The bad boy rockers' single doesn't have very much swagger. It sounds like the Real People or something.

Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 23 July 2015 10:54 (nine years ago) link

fined for trashing a hotel room while listening to the Sex Pistols.

i didn't know you could get fined for listening to the sex pistols.

(no offence to people) (dog latin), Thursday, 23 July 2015 11:00 (nine years ago) link

when did indie become indy

kinder, Thursday, 23 July 2015 18:18 (nine years ago) link

no you don't understand indy is what we named the dog

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 23 July 2015 18:21 (nine years ago) link

The bad boy rockers' single doesn't have very much swagger. It sounds like the Real People or something.

― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, July 23, 2015 11:54 AM (5 days ago)

I had a couple of The Real People early 12 inches/EPs and think I even saw them live but without googling I have absolutely no idea what any of their songs are or what they sound like (other than - I'm guessing - jangly, indie pop).

groovypanda, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 09:55 (nine years ago) link

Real Music made by Real People with Real Guitars

Neil S, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 10:11 (nine years ago) link

didn't Cher have a big hit with a Real People song? Or was that someone else?

(no offence to people) (dog latin), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 10:16 (nine years ago) link

getting a real colin hunt vibe from the guy in the centre

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 10:22 (nine years ago) link

You what?

http://www.theaquarian.com/2015/06/17/shoreworld-acid-tales-of-contempt/

Bobby Kennedy’s Acid is a powerhouse combo of attitude past and extraordinarily present. With nuances of British punk and Smart Aleck barbs of alt-rock tongue-in-cheek, Kennedy weaves a dark and majestically diverse composite of original material. Flying miles above the current landscape of narcissistic hipsters and talentless divas, Kennedy’s sound is like an F-22 Raptor on its way to drop a payload full of rock and roll pandemonium on the latest “Bier” garden.

(continues for another 8 paragraphs)

Neil S, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 10:23 (nine years ago) link

I've heard of the rest of them, but who are these "The Beatles"?

Featuring 10 no-nonsense gems, Tales Of Contempt flows in seamless and mayhem-driven continuity. If you’re a fan of bands such as Love And Rockets, The Plimsouls, The Godfathers, The Beatles, The Damned and The Presidents Of The United States Of America, Tales Of Contempt is a record you’re going to want to revisit on a regular basis.

Neil S, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 10:25 (nine years ago) link

some genuine ye olde presse clippinges on that wall

feargal czukay (NickB), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 10:34 (nine years ago) link

and a selection of cleaning supplies

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 10:38 (nine years ago) link

ironing board, too

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 10:38 (nine years ago) link

got a buy 3 get one free from the shoe shop too.

(no offence to people) (dog latin), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 10:43 (nine years ago) link

Do these people form a band with the manifesto of being "like, the BEST indie band there's ever been" as a deliberate effort to reach the platonic essence of indiebollocks, or is it subconscious / accidental?

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 10:47 (nine years ago) link

odds of that being a tip to The Mindy Project are v slim

regret it? nope. reddit? yep. (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 10:47 (nine years ago) link

"NO ONE will be able to DOUBT that we are an INDIE BAND because I will wear A SCARF and the drummer will be called GOBBO."

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 10:48 (nine years ago) link

What exactly do you call this haircut that they all keep getting? "Give me the Liam Gallagher/Paul Weller/Johnny Marr/etc."? Long in the front, waaay longer on the sides, spiky in the back, kinda licked down on top.

Sam Weller, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 10:51 (nine years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/birdnestsoup/wnofazn.jpg

Ah, Sheffield (and Chesterfield in this case). It is always the place, and always will be for the best of Brit indie rock. No exception to this phenomenon are young four-piece The Time Sellers, currently relentlessly gigging the area, with a solid sound and an already impressive catalogue of tunes on SoundCloud.

Taking inspiration and adapting from some of the traditional mod-rockers of times gone by, such as The Libertines, The Jam and The Stone Roses, The Time Sellers highlight the rising fresh take on British rock for a new generation and times. Recently unveiling two new tracks, ‘Apathy (Take You Out)’ and ‘Wait’, the band successfully prove how musical styles can diversify, through reinforcing and maturing their heavy guitar style with prominent catchy hooks – no better heard than in the moody, ‘Apathy’.

Drawling out; “I wait on your reply/And you constantly let me down”, vocalist James Bull kicks into a funky groove before hitting us with the cynicism and angst of teenage romance and its trials and tribulations. There is a clear pattern within the tracks of The Time Sellers, who effectively build their songs on an often deceiving, charming and collected verse structure, before blasting out a rush of raw energy and passion in the chorus – with the harsh vocals and thrash guitar segments – reminding us of their raw passion and gritty influences.

While some of us may roll our eyes at yet another Sheffield band, The Time Sellers have created a unique and sophisticated sound to rise above the mass of generic indie jumble, setting themselves up for a promising year ahead.

feargal czukay (NickB), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 10:51 (nine years ago) link

Do these people form a band with the manifesto of being "like, the BEST indie band there's ever been" as a deliberate effort to reach the platonic essence of indiebollocks, or is it subconscious / accidental?

― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, July 28, 2015 11:47 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

To be fair, I don't see how this might be different from your average metal band or deep house DJ or what have you.

(no offence to people) (dog latin), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 10:55 (nine years ago) link

although LOOOOL @ modernfaces

(no offence to people) (dog latin), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 10:55 (nine years ago) link

aw bless

Neil S, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 10:58 (nine years ago) link

https://i.vimeocdn.com/video/500565295_295x166.jpg

feargal czukay (NickB), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 10:59 (nine years ago) link

Look at who modernfaces are being supported by.

(no offence to people) (dog latin), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 10:59 (nine years ago) link

at least it's not the modern alarm

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 11:09 (nine years ago) link

They probably have tunes entitled "PIR Sensors ... Wow!".

sorry, no results found for "Sekal Has To Die" (xelab), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 11:18 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf8qnlD7DnU

Cosmic Slop, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 13:36 (nine years ago) link

British music back to its best! Tired of all these one-album-wonder bands who are forgotten about before you've reached the end of their album! The Revoution is here so spread the word!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZbJq5M8fn4

yup, its Colon.

Cosmic Slop, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 13:39 (nine years ago) link

Sun Reader Indie or 'Sundie' as michael b coined it

Cosmic Slop, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 22:55 (nine years ago) link

i like how 'Tired of all these one-album-wonder bands who are forgotten about before you've reached the end of their album!' has an exclamation mark not a question mark!
as if the guy is from the 17th century, striking the board and crying 'no more!'.

piscesx, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 23:18 (nine years ago) link

A facebook friend just posted this to my wall saying he has found "peak Colon"
https://youtu.be/KOxvDFeQTy4
" A mix between Lonnie Donegan and Terry and Gerry, with the swagger of The Proclaimers."

Cosmic Slop, Thursday, 30 July 2015 12:37 (nine years ago) link

lol at the cameo appearance by the guy who plays the vet in Emmerdale. we should have a thread for the most underwhelming 'celebrity' cameos in pop videos, Neil Kinnock in Tracey Ullman's 'My Guy' etc

pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Thursday, 30 July 2015 13:06 (nine years ago) link

that bit at the end is odd

pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Thursday, 30 July 2015 13:08 (nine years ago) link

did you enjoy the comb + paper solo?

Cosmic Slop, Thursday, 30 July 2015 13:11 (nine years ago) link

if we must have awful landfill reheated britpop then I guess I find the cheeky-chappie knees up jaunty stuff preferable to the seriousface turgid wall of sound stuff, but only just

pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Thursday, 30 July 2015 13:17 (nine years ago) link

these videos feel like they were made for the ITV Chart Show indie part. Shame the show went off the air a long time ago

Cosmic Slop, Thursday, 30 July 2015 13:26 (nine years ago) link

watched a few more videos and I'm starting to suspect that the Zutons have cut their hair and got a new name in an attempt to make people think that this is a different band

pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Thursday, 30 July 2015 13:34 (nine years ago) link

my beautiful thread :(

The Hunt for Gene October (Noodle Vague), Friday, 31 July 2015 08:50 (nine years ago) link

Inspiral Carpets legend Clint Boon said: "Alias Kid have the potential to be one of THE great Manchester bands. Just give 'em time. And some decent beer. They're as exciting as Oasis. As edgy as Kasabian. As soulful as the Verve. I love 'em to bits."

boxedjoy, Thursday, 6 August 2015 10:00 (nine years ago) link

That Mirror write-up has a decent shot at the "worst piece of music writing" thread. And is "indy" really the preferred spelling?

Sam Weller, Thursday, 6 August 2015 12:13 (nine years ago) link

http://www.garry-bushell.co.uk/images/aliaskid.jpg

piscesx, Thursday, 6 August 2015 12:21 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

Sky's the limit!

Mark G, Monday, 19 October 2015 13:41 (nine years ago) link

NO GIRLS ALLOWED IN OUR CLUBHOUSE

hardcore dilettante, Monday, 19 October 2015 16:35 (nine years ago) link

are Oasis out of favour now?

Cosmic Slop, Monday, 19 October 2015 17:14 (nine years ago) link

I was expecting to see in the advert No Dogs No Blacks No Girls No Irish in the advert.

Cosmic Slop, Monday, 19 October 2015 17:28 (nine years ago) link

erm I was expecting to see in the advert No Dogs No Blacks No Girls No Irish.

Cosmic Slop, Monday, 19 October 2015 17:28 (nine years ago) link

they are not very interesting, but sound a lot more professional than most of the no-hopers on this thread?

soref, Monday, 19 October 2015 17:29 (nine years ago) link

probably better than all of their listed 'influences' with the exception of U2 tbh

soref, Monday, 19 October 2015 17:31 (nine years ago) link

Retweeted Peter Crouch (@petercrouch):
Stokies get down to @SugarmillStoke to watch @WeAreJUDAS tonight you won't be disappointed ! 🎸

soref, Monday, 19 October 2015 17:33 (nine years ago) link

They look like same type of people you can/could see wandering down Camden High street at any point in the last few decades, with their regulation painfully tight bollock cruncher jeans and winklepickers.

xelab, Monday, 19 October 2015 17:37 (nine years ago) link

"Anthemic choruses and shimmering guitars reminiscent of U2 in their prime, Judas are the real
deal. If you're looking for an antidote to unambitious guitar bands, get on them."

Cosmic Slop, Monday, 19 October 2015 17:54 (nine years ago) link

lol https://soundcloud.com/wearejudas/loveistheenemy

Cosmic Slop, Monday, 19 October 2015 17:57 (nine years ago) link

"Messiah believe the music scene is going backwards in the UK and strive to resurrect the sound of the 90’s.. "

still the winner.

piscesx, Monday, 19 October 2015 18:09 (nine years ago) link

four weeks pass...

http://www.bodeganottingham.com/images/gigs_2015/Clay%20cont2.jpg

NickB, Monday, 16 November 2015 16:33 (nine years ago) link

well they've got an Alan McGee and an Ian Brown idk wtf the other two are supposed to be contributing

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 November 2015 16:58 (nine years ago) link

There's a William Reid as well.

let no-one live rent free in your butt (sic), Monday, 16 November 2015 18:57 (nine years ago) link

think that's the bloke from Railway Children on the left.

brotherlovesdub, Monday, 16 November 2015 19:00 (nine years ago) link

http://www.ticketline.co.uk/images/artist/the-assist/the-assist.jpg

The Assist are a 4 piece indie/alternative band from Walsall. The lads have a huge passion for real music, and their honest, hard hitting lyrics speak for themselves. It’s music that anyone can identify with from sing along anthems to infectious guitar riffs.

If you like your indie rock served with an energetic finish and a midlands accent, The Assist will effortlessly float your boat.

coombe gaz you are (NickB), Thursday, 19 November 2015 11:42 (nine years ago) link

The Arseist.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 19 November 2015 11:45 (nine years ago) link

TBH I'm hard pressed to think of something drearier sounding than indie rock with a midlands accent.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 19 November 2015 11:46 (nine years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/birdnestsoup/hankks.jpg

Birmingham band HANKKS channel the best indie rock and roll that has come before them into new single, ‘Stepping Stone’, to create a pleasingly refreshing tune, with a frontman who even looks a little bit like early Arctic Monkeys’ Alex Turner.

In what are early days for this new band they have brought out a single which electrifies from the first few bars of drumming. Even after multiple plays the groovy guitar hook that bursts in after the intro and plays through most of the song is very infectious and memorable. The song has assured and abrasive vocals echoing Liam Gallagher, and lyrics that are original enough, even though thematically simple, to have sing-along value. A confident instrumental two thirds of the way through makes the whole package seem like a very professional rock song.

It’s certainly fair to say that if this band continues to bring out songs of this standard, they could be playing to gradually increasing crowds in the future; and with each show posing the question “Do I really love you, or are you just my stepping stone?”

coombe gaz you are (NickB), Thursday, 19 November 2015 11:56 (nine years ago) link

Beard man needs to sort it out.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 19 November 2015 11:59 (nine years ago) link

In the wrong band I fear. Very original title for a song.

Caput Johannis in Disco (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 November 2015 12:01 (nine years ago) link

With the sorts of haircuts Paul Weller has unleashed over the few decades he should not be giving anyone style advice.

Sam Weller, Thursday, 19 November 2015 12:12 (nine years ago) link

Pretty sure the bands on this thread would beg to differ.

Caput Johannis in Disco (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 November 2015 12:14 (nine years ago) link

Which one looks like Alex Turner?

AlanSmithee, Thursday, 19 November 2015 12:35 (nine years ago) link

The one in the shades.

Caput Johannis in Disco (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 November 2015 12:40 (nine years ago) link

W.G Grace v Paul Weller as style God: FITE

Agents, show the general out. (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 19 November 2015 14:54 (nine years ago) link

It’s certainly fair to say that if this band continues to bring out songs of this standard, they could be playing to gradually increasing crowds in the future;

they want the world and they want it now

Agents, show the general out. (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 19 November 2015 14:55 (nine years ago) link

a pleasingly refreshing tune with lyrics that are original enough

mookieproof, Thursday, 19 November 2015 14:59 (nine years ago) link

makes the whole package seem like a very professional rock song

Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 19 November 2015 15:18 (nine years ago) link

modest proclamation that you're fairly decent is far preferable to the usual FINALLY BRINGING BACK REAL MUSIC rhetoric tbf

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 19 November 2015 15:30 (nine years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/birdnestsoup/swnes-04.jpg

HOW HAS THE JOURNEY IN MUSIC BEEN SO FAR ?

Rory - It's mental, one minute your playing arenas and doing massive tours with your favourite bands, the next your in some fuckin shit hole of a boozer with 8 people watching! It's all amazing though

Scott - Our journey ain't over yet and when it is all will be revealed in an autobiography.

WHERE DOES THE INSPIRATION FOR YOUR SONGWRITING COME FROM ?

Rory - that's always a tough one! It's forever changing man! I think we've got a unique style with a shot loads of influences. From the Beatles to the fuckin sex pistols!

Scott - Inspiration for songs come from anywhere really? A saying, some written words u see about, someone's situation or your own !

WHAT ADVICE WOULD YOU GIVE A BAND JUST STARTING OUT ?

Rory - Just make sure you are as tight as a Sharks arsehole ! Practise, work hard and learn from your mistakes.

Scott - And just write good fucking tunes !!

SUM UP YOUR BAND IN 3 WORDS ?

Rory - Rock And Roll !

Scott - Best Unsigned Band !

WHAT'S NEXT FOR THE BAND ?

Rory - Fucking Stardom !

Scott - Whatever we want, it's in our hands and we are ready to work for it !

she used alt+3 like an ascii heart (NickB), Thursday, 19 November 2015 17:29 (nine years ago) link

WHERE DOES THE INSPIRATION FOR YOUR SONGWRITING COME FROM ?

Rory - that's always a tough one! It's forever changing man!

Oasis/Weller/Oasis mashup

the fiest p (onimo), Thursday, 19 November 2015 17:50 (nine years ago) link

brief google suggests "tight as a shark's arsehole" is an Australian turn of phrase

a moment on the streets, a lifetime in the sheets (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 19 November 2015 18:38 (nine years ago) link

Apparently they're already working on their second single, 'strewth mate, I didn't come here to fuck spiders'

she used alt+3 like an ascii heart (NickB), Thursday, 19 November 2015 19:27 (nine years ago) link

From the Beatles to the fuckin sex pistols!

the vast span from 1970 to 1976

glandular lansbury (sic), Friday, 20 November 2015 01:15 (nine years ago) link

trying to decide what's funnier, hyping the band based on the frontman's passing resemblance to the way a guy in another band used to look, or based on the song still being listenable "even after multiple plays"

Frump 'n' Dump (Doctor Casino), Friday, 20 November 2015 01:48 (nine years ago) link

This is how it's always been. In 1975 they were all touchstoning The Faces. Whereas in 2015, they are all touchstoning, um, oh yeah..

Mark G, Friday, 20 November 2015 10:32 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Andy Warhol is an unusual style icon for these types, though.

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Monday, 7 December 2015 00:49 (nine years ago) link

It intersects between Bobby G/Grecian 2000 territory imo

xelab, Monday, 7 December 2015 00:58 (nine years ago) link

somewhat unfortunate name these lads have plumped for...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/birdnestsoup/mid.jpg

ghosted monk: new gaz in the 'combs (NickB), Thursday, 10 December 2015 23:53 (nine years ago) link

formerly The Privvies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_Gry91znr8 (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 December 2015 23:55 (nine years ago) link

tbf you cant get a more landfill name than The Middens

Cosmic Slop, Thursday, 10 December 2015 23:57 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.toastmagazine.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Sherlocks.gif

...Bonding over their mutual love of football and music, the brothers formed a friendship, owing especially to their shared taste in British giants like the Arctic Monkeys, The Beatles, Libertines, Oasis and The Jam. After several jamming sessions that took place in the dying days of 2010, The Sherlocks were born...

Their debut single 'Live for the Moment' peaked at number 91 in Official UK Singles Chart, while their second single, 'Escapade', hit the charts at number 45...

Unafraid of a big, rousing tune, the band have achieved an astonishing amount without label support up to now. Post the recent explosion in Radio 1 support - Greg James during daytime has been raving about them, Huw Stephens called them 'astounding and they’ve just been confirmed for BBC Introducing at SXSW - the offers are starting to come flooding in. And with nearly 20,000 Facebook likes already, all earned from nearly a year of hard touring, 2016 looks set to be an exciting year.

“Hard work is what we are all about” says drummer, Brandon “We love playing live, we will play anywhere we can. We just want to get our music out there and see the reaction of the fans”.

posted with permission by (dog latin), Monday, 8 February 2016 12:20 (eight years ago) link

no, shit Sherlocks

Gaz upon my works ye mighty, and despair (Neil S), Monday, 8 February 2016 12:24 (eight years ago) link

Amusingly / terrifyingly Nora's hair at the moment basically makes her look like she's in one of these bands about 30% of the time.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 8 February 2016 12:27 (eight years ago) link

We just want to get our music out there and see the reaction of the fans

Clicking 'like' on Facebook, guess that's what makes it all worthwhile hey guys

kinder, Monday, 8 February 2016 13:46 (eight years ago) link

Who has slipped in a photo of the cast of The Inbetweeners to that press release?

glumdalclitch, Monday, 8 February 2016 16:36 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

'Mod-look' men sought over pub assault in Glasgow

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/155B7/production/_88497478_88497476.jpg

Police investigating a serious assault at a pub in Glasgow have released pictures of two men they want to trace.

The attack happened in the Firewater venue, in Sauchiehall Street, on Sunday 17 January.

Both men are described as white, aged 18 to 22 years old, about 5ft 9in tall with "Mod-style hair". They both wore green jackets and blue jeans

One man has a slim to medium build and wore trainers. The other has a stocky build and wore beige pointed shoes.

Odysseus, Monday, 29 February 2016 21:00 (eight years ago) link

hahaha I have seen that 'stocky' one many a time around town

Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 29 February 2016 21:49 (eight years ago) link

half of the Glasgow men under 60 is a fat mod and the other half are thin ones

Odysseus, Monday, 29 February 2016 21:56 (eight years ago) link

that's true - past 60 they're all fat

Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 29 February 2016 21:58 (eight years ago) link

Are there still Rockers?

robbie ca$hflo (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 29 February 2016 21:59 (eight years ago) link

you get the odd rockabilly type but not very often. The Elvis look was huge though in the 80s here so its bound to come around.

Odysseus, Monday, 29 February 2016 22:02 (eight years ago) link

What about Teds?

robbie ca$hflo (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 29 February 2016 22:05 (eight years ago) link

iirc you only see them on a nice day in the woods having a picnic

Odysseus, Monday, 29 February 2016 22:13 (eight years ago) link

ive defo seen that portly, manc-fringed, wrong'un stoatin about the toon before

Cornelius Pardew (jim in glasgow), Monday, 29 February 2016 22:20 (eight years ago) link

Fuck me, he will need to employ an agent at this rate

calzino, Monday, 29 February 2016 22:29 (eight years ago) link

maybe there's a crimestoppers reward

Odysseus, Monday, 29 February 2016 22:32 (eight years ago) link

he looks familiar to me too

can we turn this thread into ilx's first official manhunt

BEEFSQUEAK (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 29 February 2016 22:34 (eight years ago) link

that's true - past 60 they're all fat

The ones that are still alive eh?

Thomas of Britain (Tom D.), Monday, 29 February 2016 22:38 (eight years ago) link

I know I could post it in the ATP thread but I sort of feel like this has a spiritual home here:

http://www.gigwise.com/news/105729/stewart-lee-all-tomorrows-parties-atp-festival-cancelled

For the line-up he had already selected the eclectic likes of The Fall, Sleaford Mods, Roky Erickson and many more.

emil.y, Monday, 29 February 2016 23:31 (eight years ago) link

(And I like/love all three of those acts mentioned, just.... omg so eclectic)

emil.y, Monday, 29 February 2016 23:32 (eight years ago) link

http://i.stack.imgur.com/AQiAC.gif

Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 07:04 (eight years ago) link

can kind of imagine that sentence tipping SLee over the edge more than the actual cancellation did

drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 07:51 (eight years ago) link

good to see that even although the evening times keeps making reporters and photographers redundant they can still put together quality coverage on the stories which matter

BEEFSQUEAK (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 13:29 (eight years ago) link

one's a two-dimensional monochrome reproduction of glory days long past and the other is a picture of liam gallagher

BEEFSQUEAK (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 13:44 (eight years ago) link

Founded in 2009, the brand offers fashionistas a modern twist on the classic 1960s mod look

with the swagger of oasis

Ad h (onimo), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 13:46 (eight years ago) link

Has anybody ever been in that shop?

Odysseus, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 14:02 (eight years ago) link

ahah, so these two guys are in a famous band ?
somehow, it makes me think of this :
http://thequietus.com/articles/19789-nme-history-of-rock-and-roll
(especially the end of the article. also the picture of "The Libertines" is quite fun)

AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 14:08 (eight years ago) link

lol bg

shandemonium padawan (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 16:04 (eight years ago) link

Similar illustration style to early White Dwarf and computer game ads of that era

Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 March 2016 17:21 (eight years ago) link

mod icons manhattan transfer!

robbie ca$hflo (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 3 March 2016 17:25 (eight years ago) link

Good to see zombie Paul Weller getting modeling gigs.

nickn, Thursday, 3 March 2016 17:27 (eight years ago) link

omg I just noticed the tiny little hand

soref, Thursday, 3 March 2016 17:42 (eight years ago) link

massive lols at that

new noise, Thursday, 3 March 2016 18:08 (eight years ago) link

I thought 'White Dwarf!' when I saw that too!

like Uber, but for underpants (James Morrison), Friday, 4 March 2016 05:23 (eight years ago) link

high five!

Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 March 2016 08:25 (eight years ago) link

It's very bottom-left corner ad
http://s16.postimg.org/ulbyevq3p/18_691d8c3b0f.jpg

like Uber, but for underpants (James Morrison), Saturday, 5 March 2016 05:55 (eight years ago) link

It's the weird perspective/proportions that do it.

bored at work (snoball), Saturday, 5 March 2016 09:17 (eight years ago) link

https://www.instagram.com/p/BB-qDKYS2FR/

PaulTMA, Monday, 7 March 2016 01:35 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

Last one the guy on right has a Full Metal Jacket thing going on

rockpalast '82 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 15 April 2016 18:56 (eight years ago) link

Yes, and he's my instant fab gear fave rave groovy cat: no table, no anorak, no hat or cap, just, "fuck it, this is what you get. Historically a virtual ringer, since thee only 60s combo out baldies (that I know of) were Ed Cassidy and Ron Elliot.

dow, Friday, 15 April 2016 19:06 (eight years ago) link

Def the dude in this thread I wouldn't wanna piss off

rockpalast '82 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 15 April 2016 19:54 (eight years ago) link

Why do folk always assume you are meaner with male pattern baldness? that guy looks like a class II wimp and is pouting on two of the pics.

calzino, Friday, 15 April 2016 23:58 (eight years ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Mitchell

kraudive, Saturday, 16 April 2016 00:03 (eight years ago) link

Occupation:

Barman
Mechanic
Pub landlord
Businessman
Career criminal

kraudive, Saturday, 16 April 2016 00:05 (eight years ago) link

Real England

Don't opine. Dead inside. (onimo), Saturday, 16 April 2016 14:43 (eight years ago) link

Why do folk always assume you are meaner with male pattern baldness? that guy looks like a class II wimp and is pouting on two of the pics.
― calzino, Friday, April 15, 2016 6:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

As a bald person I can tell you that when you get your card we give you free krav maga courses

rockpalast '82 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 16 April 2016 16:45 (eight years ago) link

saw these two beauties in Glasgow at the weekend:

http://i.imgur.com/j7qgfWF.png

http://i.imgur.com/U1CaZIG.png

Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 13:08 (eight years ago) link

If my sister is to believed, mods are back in... amongst 50 year olds anyway.

Romeo Daltrey (Tom D.), Tuesday, 19 April 2016 13:11 (eight years ago) link

Only the hardcore sweat-pervert types will be still wearing them in the summer.

calzino, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 13:32 (eight years ago) link

Some of these people should reconsider buttoning their top shirt button.

Sam Weller, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 14:26 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

The Ride, the second studio album by Catfish and the Bottlemen will be released by Island Records on 27th May 2016.

Tracklist

1. 7
2. Twice
3. Soundcheck
4. Postpone
5. Anything
6. Glasgow
7. Oxygen
8. Emily
9. Red
10. Heathrow
11. Outside

real orgone kid (NickB), Thursday, 26 May 2016 16:13 (eight years ago) link

12. Potato

real orgone kid (NickB), Thursday, 26 May 2016 16:14 (eight years ago) link

http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I0000qHNYttnCT7M/s/600/480/MPI09-1002-bottlemen8.jpg

Van McCann (centre right) is leadsinger of Welsh band Catfish and the Bottlemen

real orgone kid (NickB), Thursday, 26 May 2016 16:18 (eight years ago) link

13. Banter

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Thursday, 26 May 2016 16:20 (eight years ago) link

those read like titles for an album of processed field recordings or similar

reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 26 May 2016 16:21 (eight years ago) link

I am deeply deeply offended by #8.

emil.y, Thursday, 26 May 2016 16:22 (eight years ago) link

but there's no dot in #8

Odysseus, Thursday, 26 May 2016 16:22 (eight years ago) link

Pre-cover.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 26 May 2016 16:49 (eight years ago) link

Bagsy Heathrow

And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Thursday, 26 May 2016 16:53 (eight years ago) link

14. Lager

bitcoin bajas (diamonddave85), Thursday, 26 May 2016 17:01 (eight years ago) link

"Bagsy" Heath Rowe (far left) is the drummer for Welsh band Catfish & the Bottlemen

emil.y, Thursday, 26 May 2016 17:02 (eight years ago) link

Not to be confused with Keith Rowe obv

real orgone kid (NickB), Thursday, 26 May 2016 17:10 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/ShCU8Gn.jpg

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Thursday, 30 June 2016 10:23 (eight years ago) link

??? Beardy is seriously off message.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 30 June 2016 10:25 (eight years ago) link

He has to be from Liverpool.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 30 June 2016 10:33 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/ShCU8Gn.jpg

John Power hasn't aged well.

Cosmic Slop, Thursday, 30 June 2016 15:21 (eight years ago) link

My mate manages a band who are so on-brief it's crazy, I imagine they'll end up here before long.

MaresNest, Thursday, 30 June 2016 15:41 (eight years ago) link

the Deadspin dude love The Struts what a shithole band

Steve Gunn Mann-Dude (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 30 June 2016 15:47 (eight years ago) link

Even a cousin of mine who fronts a wedding band ended up on here, so don't be surprised.

calzino, Thursday, 30 June 2016 15:48 (eight years ago) link

looking back over this thread, i think eyeball kicks found the suspects involved the 'glasgow mod assault' case odysseus posted back in february and none of us noticed

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/155B7/production/_88497478_88497476.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/j7qgfWF.png

call the polis!

lowercase christ (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 30 June 2016 16:20 (eight years ago) link

Nah, that's not them. Their younger brothers if anything. Seen the original hoodlums round town plenty times.

Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 30 June 2016 21:24 (eight years ago) link

four weeks pass...

So a non-ilx friend, but one who is aware of this thread, posted this on my facebook wall

"a mix between The Stone Roses and Primal Scream with the swagger of ... Ian Astbury"

https://youtu.be/GXOrzRPWfiI

Cosmic Slop, Friday, 29 July 2016 21:25 (eight years ago) link

wow that song is fucking annoying

Οὖτις, Friday, 29 July 2016 23:01 (eight years ago) link

poor besmirched ian astbury ;_;

frank field of the nephilim (NickB), Friday, 29 July 2016 23:05 (eight years ago) link

i might be dreaming but did i once read that the stone roses started out with a heavy cult influence?

frank field of the nephilim (NickB), Friday, 29 July 2016 23:06 (eight years ago) link

hahaha

Cosmic Slop, Saturday, 30 July 2016 00:13 (eight years ago) link

The Cult are officially normcore these days:

Owen Smith @OwenSmith_MP
Ok, in light of (admittedly limited) interest, we're dancing to The Cult at the moment. Who says irony is dead. Requests?

https://twitter.com/OwenSmith_MP/status/759097059723055105

soref, Saturday, 30 July 2016 00:21 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

BINGO

Tom Watson in a fedora (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 August 2016 08:07 (eight years ago) link

Good work. First two photos there are of the same band?

Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Friday, 19 August 2016 08:43 (eight years ago) link

yeah, but two delicious looks

Lochte thread (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 August 2016 08:46 (eight years ago) link

And one fewer OasisLookieLikey

Mark G, Friday, 19 August 2016 08:51 (eight years ago) link

second one: Bad Day at New Look

Neil S, Friday, 19 August 2016 08:52 (eight years ago) link

yeah the second definitely has a "take that model the new m&s britain first range" feel to it.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 19 August 2016 10:10 (eight years ago) link

is that rick wakeman in the hat in the second pic

The Chinese is NOW doing a munchy box! (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 19 August 2016 12:23 (eight years ago) link

Was thinking more a freakish Dave Stewart/ Jeff Lynne mashup.

Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Friday, 19 August 2016 12:29 (eight years ago) link

No fkn wy

Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Friday, 19 August 2016 12:46 (eight years ago) link

slydigs still the kings of this shit:

http://www1.wdr.de/fernsehen/rockpalast/videos/bild-slydigs-100~_v-gseagaleriexl.jpg

Rae Kwoniff (NickB), Friday, 19 August 2016 12:46 (eight years ago) link

sptfyr are the most pallid-looking bunch of lads i've ever seen in my life

eat a fucking vegetable and get some sunlight boys, srsly

The Chinese is NOW doing a munchy box! (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 19 August 2016 12:51 (eight years ago) link

there's something particularly poignant about marmalade sky's slightly squished photographs

The Chinese is NOW doing a munchy box! (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 19 August 2016 12:58 (eight years ago) link

Brexit Britain has found its soundtrack.

Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Friday, 19 August 2016 13:01 (eight years ago) link

https://detzsxmbkgf3p.cloudfront.net/uploads/2015-10/mantras1-1-1.jpeg

← ↑ ↓ X

kinder, Friday, 19 August 2016 13:03 (eight years ago) link

cheers for that Taylor

Lochte thread (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 August 2016 02:55 (eight years ago) link

He hates that article so wont thank me for posting it here should he ever find out

Cosmic Slop, Saturday, 20 August 2016 03:04 (eight years ago) link

classic Blue Labour

Lochte thread (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 August 2016 03:06 (eight years ago) link

careless vespa <3

mookieproof, Saturday, 20 August 2016 03:28 (eight years ago) link

I forgot NV doesnt like TP

Cosmic Slop, Saturday, 20 August 2016 03:31 (eight years ago) link

i got nothing against the lad, his politics are execrable

Lochte thread (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 August 2016 03:32 (eight years ago) link

also once again i collude in shitting up my own beautiful thread

Lochte thread (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 August 2016 03:32 (eight years ago) link

https://theplanetofsound.net/2016/07/05/20511/

Rae Kwoniff (NickB), Saturday, 20 August 2016 04:44 (eight years ago) link

oh COME ON

soref, Saturday, 20 August 2016 21:41 (eight years ago) link

♪ ♪ ♪ C A B B A G E ♪ ♪ ♪

“Noisy Mancunian tripped out post punk genius,” – Louder Than War

CABBAGE are a group of young males who have fallen into solitary, half-mad grooves of life and have given up trying to be normal or decent.

Manchester-based, the five-piece serve up an idiosyncratic, satirical attack in the form of discorded neo post punk.

Their debut single titled ‘Kevin’, taken from the ‘Le Chou’ EP (out now on Play and Record Records), has already been released with an accompanying video that will undoubtedly distort your view on life and ruin your day.

Supports TBA

soref, Saturday, 20 August 2016 21:43 (eight years ago) link

They're trolling us now.

nickn, Saturday, 20 August 2016 21:53 (eight years ago) link

fallen into solitary, half-mad grooves of life and have given up trying to be normal or decent

same

mookieproof, Saturday, 20 August 2016 22:05 (eight years ago) link

an accompanying video that will undoubtedly distort your view on life and ruin your day.

their picture alone has already ruined my day so i don't think i have it in me to seek out the video

i can pee through time (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 20 August 2016 22:45 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/fZbQg5I.png

I wonder how many of the acts listed below the three headliners are swaggerbands? "Local Lads Done Good" are pretty much a dead cert, right?

soref, Saturday, 20 August 2016 22:53 (eight years ago) link

sad to see blur's bass player fallen on such hard times

i can pee through time (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 20 August 2016 22:54 (eight years ago) link

Just looked them up, nobody in the band is called Alex James. There is an Alex, but no James. It could be his middle name, but.

Mark G, Saturday, 20 August 2016 23:03 (eight years ago) link

Alex James and The Sound
Alternative Rock

One of the most exciting New Alternative Rock bands to emerge in the UK in 2016, Alex James and the Sound are based in Bolton, Greater Manchester. The band comprises of Alex Brierley (lead vocals/guitar & Keyboard), Cameron Maunder (guitar and backing vocals), Kurtis Maunder (Bass guitar and backing vocals) and Sam Robinson (drums)

so...none of them are actually called "Alex James"? what a cynical attempt to cash in on the popularity of the beloved Daily Telegraph columnist/artisan cheesesmaker/Blur bass player

xp

soref, Saturday, 20 August 2016 23:07 (eight years ago) link

♪ ♪ ♪ C A B B A G E ♪ ♪ ♪ is my hate-read of the week. Thanks ILX!

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 20 August 2016 23:34 (eight years ago) link

this last few weeks has seen a pretty big revival of the swagger bands. 2 of them (both already mentioned?) Catfish and Blossoms have each had a number 1 album in the UK. Blossoms are still number 1 now. suddenly the mix of Roses and whoever is popular again. I'd never have thought it possible even a year ago.

piscesx, Sunday, 21 August 2016 03:19 (eight years ago) link

I saw a poster for cabbage when I was home on glasgow a couple of weeks ago and a) immediately thought of this thread and b) could almost not believe what i was seeing due to how terrible the photo and how awful the name

ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Sunday, 21 August 2016 03:49 (eight years ago) link

But what are they actually like? Gang of Four? Flowered Up? Ocean Colour Scene? Or wot?

Mark G, Sunday, 21 August 2016 08:35 (eight years ago) link

i ruined my day to give you the chance to ruin yours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hah4_gj-Bs

i can pee through time (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 21 August 2016 08:51 (eight years ago) link

a) clearly not Swag in aesthetic or sound
b) really cool idea making a vid about torturing norms which has no relation or bearing to anything that might have happened in real life

Herodotus Reading (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 August 2016 09:31 (eight years ago) link

this last few weeks has seen a pretty big revival of the swagger bands. 2 of them (both already mentioned?) Catfish and Blossoms have each had a number 1 album in the UK. Blossoms are still number 1 now. suddenly the mix of Roses and whoever is popular again. I'd never have thought it possible even a year ago.

Brexit.

Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Sunday, 21 August 2016 09:37 (eight years ago) link

real music taking back control of our great british hit parade

i can pee through time (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 21 August 2016 09:42 (eight years ago) link

a lot to unpack here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dklgoPTv9X8

i can pee through time (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 21 August 2016 10:06 (eight years ago) link

just the latest avatar of this perennial brand of student shit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db6WHtNV5-I

Herodotus Reading (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 August 2016 10:08 (eight years ago) link

a mix between A Tribe of Toffs and The Sultans of Ping FC with the swagger of Cud

soref, Sunday, 21 August 2016 13:14 (eight years ago) link

xp
We need to talk about Kevin.

nickn, Monday, 22 August 2016 07:18 (eight years ago) link

It seems like we're entering the age of 'Kevin'. I don't think I've encountered my own name (not referring to me) so often as I have over the past couple of years.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Monday, 22 August 2016 07:49 (eight years ago) link

There's now a show on Radio X (the new XFM) called 'Indie Landfill'

TARANTINO! (dog latin), Monday, 22 August 2016 11:18 (eight years ago) link

Really?

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Monday, 22 August 2016 11:40 (eight years ago) link

Could have called it "Indie Ghetto", and go Elvis to sing the theme song.

Mark G, Monday, 22 August 2016 11:44 (eight years ago) link

surely https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmWUqzpan7A

MatthewK, Monday, 22 August 2016 13:33 (eight years ago) link

xp rah!

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Monday, 22 August 2016 22:16 (eight years ago) link

It seems like we're entering the age of 'Kevin'. I don't think I've encountered my own name (not referring to me) so often as I have over the past couple of years.

Kevin has been around for a bit - https://www.discogs.com/artist/370423-Kevin-4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWpEL5KLgzg

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 27 August 2016 06:39 (eight years ago) link

Sure, and the Undertones, for example. It's completely a subjective thing, but it just seems like I'm encountering a lot more Kevins atm. Growing up it seemed the only other Kevin was the wine gums fruit bat.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Saturday, 27 August 2016 07:00 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.unionjack.co.uk/on-air/

Kibbutzki (Jaap Schip), Monday, 12 September 2016 09:38 (eight years ago) link

four months pass...

http://www.htafc.com/cms_images/redstar-4-3-2238-1168344_478x359.jpg

calzino, Monday, 30 January 2017 20:51 (seven years ago) link

http://www.leedsmusicscene.net/article/6031/

Benylin Ascent (NickB), Monday, 30 January 2017 21:14 (seven years ago) link

Based in Halifax the band play country wide and are heavily influenced by bands such as Stones, The Who and Oasis. Plenty of original material as well.

we'll be the judge of that lads

bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 January 2017 21:17 (seven years ago) link

http://www.leedsmusicscene.net/photo/images/2852.jpg

Benylin Ascent (NickB), Monday, 30 January 2017 21:18 (seven years ago) link

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/resources/images/3897865/

Benylin Ascent (NickB), Monday, 30 January 2017 21:32 (seven years ago) link

a lost generation - fucking tragic

bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 January 2017 21:35 (seven years ago) link

why can i hear the theme to Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads??

Onanisi Paizuri (Noodle Vague), Monday, 30 January 2017 21:41 (seven years ago) link

Boy on the far left just needs a pipe to complete the hommage à Harold Wilson.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Monday, 30 January 2017 21:43 (seven years ago) link

wait, what year is this? there's still time to stop Blair!

Onanisi Paizuri (Noodle Vague), Monday, 30 January 2017 21:51 (seven years ago) link

So, for our readers who haven’t come across you yet, how would you describe the band?

We pride our sound on being unique and try not to be like many others.

Can you describe the band in 3 words?

Fucking mega mate!

Desert Island disc?

Oasis, Definitely Maybe – easy!

Benylin Ascent (NickB), Monday, 30 January 2017 21:59 (seven years ago) link

The problem with Smile Awhile is that their frontman appears to be Bruce Dickinson

PaulTMA, Monday, 30 January 2017 22:02 (seven years ago) link

"Indie lads RedStar to record Huddersfield Town classic Smile Awhile"
http://www.examiner.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/indie-lads-redstar-record-huddersfield-5693179

calzino, Monday, 30 January 2017 22:08 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6OwIkAmgo8

Benylin Ascent (NickB), Monday, 30 January 2017 22:15 (seven years ago) link

Someone on our football messageboard posted a RedStar vs Oasis pic to illustrate the insurmountable gap in class between us + Man City and eight people liked the post!

calzino, Monday, 30 January 2017 22:34 (seven years ago) link

Redstar look like they've got a member who used to be in the SAS?

badg, Monday, 30 January 2017 22:40 (seven years ago) link

makes sense, that's music straight out of the interrogation phase of special forces training

Benylin Ascent (NickB), Monday, 30 January 2017 22:57 (seven years ago) link

The Mary Hopkins version is perfectly charming. It is a Russian song from the great terror era so I'm sure the inherent tragedy that is imbued in it wasn't lost at all on these sensitive artistes :p

calzino, Monday, 30 January 2017 23:14 (seven years ago) link

We're apparently in the midst of another great terror era... if ILX is to be believed.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Monday, 30 January 2017 23:17 (seven years ago) link

I'm shamed by my confusion over their name

PaulTMA, Monday, 30 January 2017 23:23 (seven years ago) link

'Love Is High (It's Here In The Sky)' by The Hector Collectors
https://thehectorcollectors.bandcamp.com/track/love-is-high-its-here-in-the-sky

PaulTMA, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 21:02 (seven years ago) link

Apparently Colin Firth has joined a Verve tribute band

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/s960x960/16300351_406567049683102_3631799543643237508_o.jpg

Neil S, Wednesday, 15 February 2017 09:07 (seven years ago) link

meh

http://i.imgur.com/BWpgTzh.jpg

Neil S, Wednesday, 15 February 2017 09:09 (seven years ago) link

plebeian crapsody

for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 February 2017 09:30 (seven years ago) link

Beautiful.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 15 February 2017 09:53 (seven years ago) link

A Northern Soulpatch for blokey on the left

Neil S, Wednesday, 15 February 2017 10:04 (seven years ago) link

any mention of The Sherlocks in this thread yet? cause.. hoo boy.

piscesx, Wednesday, 15 February 2017 12:36 (seven years ago) link

Was thinking the other day watching the (not very good) ''Thoroughly Modern Millie'' - at this point in time, the Lennonisms being aped here are older than McCartney's ''granny'' tropes, Millie's roaring-twenties nostalgia (also for then-still-living grannies) or the general Edwardian bicycle-built-for-two steez were in the mid-to-late-60s. Surely it will have to run out of steam eventually, right?

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 22 February 2017 00:03 (seven years ago) link

idk, people still like roaring-twenties stuff

soref, Wednesday, 22 February 2017 00:07 (seven years ago) link

:D

Treesh-Hurt (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 23 February 2017 08:17 (seven years ago) link

finally, some real rocknroll charisma itt

for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 February 2017 08:29 (seven years ago) link

this documentary from the mid 90s about lanarkshire lad-rock band the gyres is about the funniest thing on the internet. like a spinal tap of post-oasis lad-bands, except these cunts are for real.

terrible quality sadly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l3_X30uQFc

― Rave Van Donk (jim in glasgow), Saturday, March 7, 2015 5:04 PM (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

was about to post this again thinking i hadn't posted it before.

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 23 February 2017 21:31 (seven years ago) link

Well, you hadn't posted it from vancouver.

nickn, Thursday, 23 February 2017 21:34 (seven years ago) link

Fuck me, Paddy Flaherty was in them! I used to know him, he was a total jazz prodigy, how did he end up in this mob?

Return of the Flustered Bootle Native (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 February 2017 21:50 (seven years ago) link

This is more like it:

‘…The Paul Harrison Trio ….and served up an energised set of post-Coltrane jazz which confirmed the growing stature not only of the pianist, but also his collaborators, bassist Mario Caribe and drummer Paddy Flaherty.’ Kenny Mathieson – The Scotsman

Return of the Flustered Bootle Native (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 February 2017 21:59 (seven years ago) link

I couldn't ken a single word of that doc

calstars, Friday, 24 February 2017 01:13 (seven years ago) link

Drummer clearly the chillest.

chap, Friday, 24 February 2017 10:30 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/whats-on/shopping/buy-noel-gallagher-adidas-trainer-

All future posts on this thread will feature bands wearing those

Odysseus, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 16:39 (seven years ago) link

adidas speziale 'parker from thunderbirds' edition

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 16:46 (seven years ago) link

three months pass...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/mod_uk

Odysseus, Thursday, 20 July 2017 11:01 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/tv/tired-miserable-looking-northerners-wanted-13428239

Piece of Cake are on the hunt for extras to appear in a film based on the 1819 Peterloo Massacre in Manchester.

The gritty historic drama, set to star Maxine Peake, want people who look "downtrodden, tired, overworked and a bit hard done by.

Alexandra Pickford, a director at Piece of Cake Casting, told i: "For Peterloo, we want them to look pretty hard done by. Times were hard in 1819.

“We are looking for gentlemen with longer, collar-length hair. They should ruffle their hair and bring it forward for the photo, and look really miserable, pretty downtrodden."

soref, Thursday, 3 August 2017 22:03 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

confession: if those Adidas didn't have Noel's head on the tongue, I would think they were pretty awesome sneakers

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 28 October 2017 14:16 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

Photobooth Ferry.

“When you were young.” #Roxy pic.twitter.com/krgcF99uk7

— Mark Paytress (@Paytress) December 12, 2017

mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 21:40 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-51XunqJT0w

A warning from history! My cousin D who Nick once linked on here, showing off his new hair transplant!

calzino, Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:05 (six years ago) link

got a link to the hair transplant clinic he used?

uh asking for a friend obv

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:06 (six years ago) link

He didn't even have that much hair when he was 18 ffs!

calzino, Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:09 (six years ago) link

but I suppose you need hair when you are rock'n' rolling in the gammon hinterlands.

calzino, Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:11 (six years ago) link

there are no bald rock stars iirc

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:11 (six years ago) link

https://media.ents24network.com/image/000/308/144/72a1d20a8619f49ec1db15cbca9f21802d5d54c3.jpg

Indie / Rock ’n’ Roll bringers ‘Candidates’ are standing up to deliver uplifting songs, in a time when there is much noise – but not enough said!

It’s with great pleasure we’d like to announce a headline show at Roadmender on May 18th with the incredible, hugely exciting The Keepers joining us as main support! The brilliant high energy indie rockers Block 33 also join the night & the excellent Britpop inspired The Relights open up the night in style! We can’t wait to play this date and with a full line up of great #IndieRock #Britpop #BritRock #IndieMusic to enjoy, it’s a date you need to secure in the diary!

The band are – Steve Wells (Lead Vox/Rhythm Guitar), Jimi Cook (Lead Guitar), Paul Pugh (Bass), Neil Kenton (Drums) and Antony Baker (Keys).

With a mutual appreciation for hard hitting beats, rumbling bass, soaring guitars and meaningful words sung with passion, and a relatable vulnerability, these lads have quickly become a band with a fierce purpose, combining influences such as Oasis, The Verve, The Stone Roses, The Cribs et el. to put Indie Rock’n’Roll back where it belongs.

With a busy end to 2017 bringing plays on BBC Introducing: Northampton and 3 Counties for their debut single ‘A Better Way’, Candidates look forward to a big 2018 with new music coming and dates already confirmed at O2 Academy: Oxford (Supporting Space), Camden’s Dublin Castle and Fiddlers’ Elbow, Northampton Roadmender and festival slots at The Grey Dog Festival and The Unsigned Marquee at Tribfest!

Maconie Youth (NickB), Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:21 (six years ago) link

http://northern-exposure.co/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Screen-Shot-2018-01-26-at-14.38.48.png

GENRE:

Indie rock.

MEMBERS:

James Hope

BIO:

Growing up, the first band James Hope ever listened to was The Cranberries; being from an Irish family they were a big influence on him. As he entered his teens, the first album he bought was ‘Never Mind’ by Nirvana which he still listens to now. His favorite band of all time is Oasis. He loves the attitude, emotion and soul, particularly in their first three albums. James Hope started writing music at the age of 15 and joined a number of bands over his teens and early twenties. At home, his dad played a little bit of guitar and bought James one along with a library of Oasis chord books and he taught himself how to play from scratch. Bitten by the bug, he then also taught himself piano, bass and a little drums. After being forced in to taking singing lessons to avoid detentions in school, he stuck with it and rather learned to enjoy them! At 23 years old, he became rather disheartened by the state of the music scene and the issue of children from working class backgrounds losing access to music lessons and tuition in schools and decided that he needed to record his music and become a voice for those around him. Hailing from Leeds, he feels very passionately about the demise of opportunity for kids in his area and wants to redress this and be a social commentator for his community. His main influences are bands from the north of England especially those established Manchester bands of the 1980’s and 1990’s: Oasis, Stone Roses, James and so on. Harking back to his formative years, he also loves the melodies played by certain Irish bands such as The Pogues and The Cranberries. James’ lyrics reflect growing up in a working-class community in Leeds and the issues he’s faced in his own life. ‘Every lyric I have ever written means something to me and even if it doesn’t make sense to the listener there is a hidden meaning in there somewhere. I love this way of writing because it gets them to picture the story of my life which I’m trying to portray in my music. I also know many of my circumstances other people will have faced so it’s also relatable. James is currently working on his debut album and dates for gigs which will be announced soon.

‘The aim of this album is to inspire kids to pick up a guitar and start writing their own music and hopefully I can show them it’s still cool to be in a band.’ James Hope

TOUR DATES:

Coming soon

Maconie Youth (NickB), Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:30 (six years ago) link

'Every lyric I have ever written means something to me and even if it doesn’t make sense to the listener there is a hidden meaning in there somewhere. I love this way of writing because it gets them to picture the story of my life which I’m trying to portray in my music.'

i hope he calls his first album paint a confusing picture

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:35 (six years ago) link

http://www.sthelensstar.co.uk/resources/images/2171430/

Maconie Youth (NickB), Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:40 (six years ago) link

today's selection is particularly depressing to me

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:42 (six years ago) link

This lot looks slightly 'off', like a band you see in a gritty drama on iPlayer starring Tamsin Outhwaite.

Tim, Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:49 (six years ago) link

xxp got a problem with REAL music, do you?

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:51 (six years ago) link

The previous lot, I'm surprised Ratface and Chinny were persuaded to go for the Brian-Jones-meets-Justin-Bieber hair.

I reckon I can guess the bass player in about 80% of these shots.

Tim, Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:51 (six years ago) link

at least they're not having their picture taken in their mam's front room like the helmet-haired guitar-gesticulators a bit upthread xxp

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:52 (six years ago) link

Jack: I’m 18, the singer and guitarist, I’m never on time, and always just round the corner (laughs).
Connor: And I’m the quiet one, but not when I’m with the lad’s (laughs).
Dave: And I’m the one with the brains and in this band someone has to have them (laughs).
Connor: Told you he was the clever one (laughs).
Matty: I’m 16, the drummer and ladies’ man (laughs).

scoff walker (diamonddave85), Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:53 (six years ago) link

http://www.espmag.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Harrington-Blues-QV2A9849-4.jpg

Local band The Harrington Blues back the Posh with new tune…

Darren Ferguson’s men have reached the Johnstone’s Paint Trophy final and Peterborough United and they’ve teamed up with The Harrington Blues to bring you the official song for Wembley, ‘The Posh Have Got The Fire’, which is now available to download on Soundcloud.

The band approached the football club about the possibility of putting their track into production and the club have also produced a video for the song, which can be viewed below. Club Press Officer Phil Adlam told ESP – “The football club are very pleased to be working with The Harrington Blues. Not only are they a talented local band, but they are also big Posh fans.

“They are regulars at London Road and two of the band actually met at a Posh game, so when they approached us about a track they had written, we were very keen to hear it. Everyone at the club loves the song and I am sure that it will prove very popular with supporters.

“Reaching the final has captured the imagination of the city with over 16,000 tickets already sold and we believe this song will definitely resonate with supporters and tells the story of how the club came through that semi-final at Swindon. It is the band’s own take on a Billy Joel classic.”

Harrington-Blues-QV2A9849-(4)

Ben Gooch from The Harrington Blues said: “The inspiration for the song came from a football song the Rifles once did and our love of Posh. We wanted to do a football song without it being cheesy. We thought by telling a bit of a story, the fans could relate to it and it would be more appealing.

“We wanted a chorus that the fans could adopt and could be sung in the terraces. The video was good fun, it was strange being at an empty London Road and having a kick about. It’s brilliant, the club have been fully behind it – even Bob Symns popped down and was bopping away.

“It’s a great for us as a local band to be involved with the local team, particularly as we are all big fans. We’re hoping the fans will get on board. The thought of being at Wembley, seeing Posh lift that trophy and hearing 20,000 fans singing ‘Posh Have Got The Fire’ gets us just as excited as promotion at Hereford, Colchester and Old Trafford.”

The Harrington Blues are a 5 piece indie/Britpop band from Stamford/Peterborough. The lads have a strong local following and over the past year have played all over the country supporting some big names such as Ocean Colour Scene.

Maconie Youth (NickB), Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:54 (six years ago) link

That last sentence is cold.

Tim, Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:55 (six years ago) link

the Johnstone’s Paint Trophy final

oh god the bathos, i can't take it

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:55 (six years ago) link

Dream on dreamer life gets in your way
If the life you live is a spinning top of pain

Maconie Youth (NickB), Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:57 (six years ago) link

lol waht

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:59 (six years ago) link

my favourite thing about that press release is that it's never made entirely clear which club 'the posh' actually are

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:00 (six years ago) link

Oasis chord books

I'm guessing these are quite short.

chap, Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:01 (six years ago) link

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/resources/images/3471880.jpg

Southampton five-piece The Rising have gained a huge fan base across the city with their Brit pop-cum-60s rock ’n’ roll swagger. Renowned for their catchy indie guitar sound, they were soon snapped up by Detour Records after sending material to Alan McGree, the founder of Creation Records. The band release their new double A-side single, Free My Soul Tonight and If You Get With Me, at a launch gig at The Joiners later this month.

Maconie Youth (NickB), Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:03 (six years ago) link

Alan McGree

admit it, you're making these up aren't you

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:04 (six years ago) link

Halfway between laughing and feeling legitimately mean

smashong pumpgong (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:09 (six years ago) link

http://www.neverenoughnotes.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Paves-750x400.png

The track is pure rock ‘n’ roll and is the follow up to their debut single released back in November, ‘Dancing ‘Til The End Of Time’. It’s a confident track from a band still relatively new, using their classic blues and rock influences and updating into modern day indie complete with sonic guitar riffs and singer Luke Shield’s comfortable vocal.

Paves came together last year and whilst still unsigned, the band have gathered a solid following on social media already helped by first single ‘Dancing ‘Til The End Of Time’, with its wah-wah pedalling guitar and Jim Morrison-esque vocal. The band look to be bringing back that 60s/70s retro sound, much like Kula Shaker did in the 90s, but making it fresh for the current climate.

Maconie Youth (NickB), Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:11 (six years ago) link

McGree Hee Hee

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:12 (six years ago) link

The band look to be bringing back that 60s/70s retro sound, much like Kula Shaker did in the 90s, but making it fresh for the current climate.

febrezing the corpse of pompous psychedelia one more time

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:14 (six years ago) link

on the plus side, the current cultural climate probably is gonna be a bit more accommodating if they decide to go down the crispian mills route of attempting to reclaim the swastika

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:15 (six years ago) link

"febrezing the corpse of pompous psychedelia one more time"

a very popular thread on ilm iirc

calzino, Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:17 (six years ago) link

Brit pop-cum

mark s, Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:17 (six years ago) link

sonic guitar riffs and singer Luke Shield’s comfortable vocal

love sonic riffs & comfortable vocals

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:19 (six years ago) link

The band look to be bringing back that 60s/70s retro sound, much like Kula Shaker did in the 90s, but making it fresh for the current climate.

much like tame impala did in the 10s?

scoff walker (diamonddave85), Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:20 (six years ago) link

these guys no doubt view tame impala as beyond the pale due to the addition of verboten innovations such as computers and effects pedals that make sounds beyond 'guitars, but slightly more distorted'

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:23 (six years ago) link

much like 98.6 percent of indie bands from 1986 onwards did in the 1986 onwardses

smashong pumpgong (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:24 (six years ago) link

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Xew5P0tBo4A/UgybvC6AggI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/hULXxZqIE0k/s400/Titors+Insignia+Portray2.jpg

TiTORS iNSiGNiA do not only prove a great sense of music by offering a varied and complex compilation of songs on ‘Fair City Riots’, they do also showcase an unaltered and enthralling sound which is distinctive of dynamic drum (Ste Swift), thrilling and skillfully staged guitar (lead guitar: Rob James, rhythm guitar: Stu Oggy) and emphatic bass (Peter Murphy) cooperation, and also marked by powerful vocals (Stu Oggy), at times edgy, at times rather soft in sonority yet constantly bearing a raw and sharp timbre. The band knows that the music genre they shine most, is pure and intense Rock’N’Roll, a tribute and revival to classic rock anthems, and that’s why their music is convincing to such an extent. It shows that the band members are experienced and firm musicians and that their overall sound is an established and expressive one, a sound TiTORS iNSiGNiA can identify with, moreover a sound TiTORS iNSiGNiA feels comofortable with. It’s this confidence and charisma that wins the listener over, that has convinced me the very first time I listened to the band’s music.

FUCK YOU BRIT AWARDS YOU PILE OF SHITE #britawards

— TiTORS iNSiGNiA (@TiTORS_iNSiGNiA) February 22, 2017

Maconie Youth (NickB), Thursday, 22 February 2018 17:06 (six years ago) link

all the broken pic-links upthread have left me strangely melancholy

mark s, Thursday, 22 February 2018 17:14 (six years ago) link

What would you say is your key influences?

Rob: Everything you can think of, I was brought up listening to the Beatles, Oasis and Ocean Color Scene. For me I think my key influence is Paul Weller and the music of the Jam. I also am very interested in the classic soul roots of Mod music-particularly Eddie Floyd.

Maconie Youth (NickB), Thursday, 22 February 2018 17:17 (six years ago) link

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-dHK1gO4OlDQ/UEtE3Q5wt6I/AAAAAAAAAl8/-q3laa9iOHc/s1600/The+Universal.jpg

The Universal - Britrocks Best Dressed Band

"As sharp musically as they are in attire, Liverpool quartet The Universal apply timeless values of upbeat melodic British rock songwriting to a sharp-dressed 2012 model."

It's certainly not just the dress sense that's pin sharp with these guys from Merseyside. The Universal's music is bursting with enough quality to make a Saville Row suit. Like a guitar driven mix of Paul Weller, Oasis, Ocean Colour Scene, and The Reel People, you cannot help but be impressed by the four pieces musical prowess. With T3rry Sh@ughn3ssy pulling, as well as strumming, the strings, his songwriting equals that of Mssrs Weller and Gallagher, (big boots to fill!!), and thats as well as singing and playing guitar. Is This England is almost a tribute to what the British music and other industries used to be, before the likes of X-Factor (excuse my language) became such an unfortunate influence on todays record sales. Satellites is a much slower but equally strong track. I fact, I'd stick my neck out and say that there is not a 'weak' track that I've heard.

It's difficult to say anything else other than to stronlgy advise you check these guys out as soon as you can, like NOW!!

soref, Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:10 (six years ago) link

Like a guitar driven mix of Paul Weller, Oasis, Ocean Colour Scene, and The Reel People


this has legit ruined my day

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:12 (six years ago) link

this is the literal worst shit ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXKJ-4upsCI

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:17 (six years ago) link

i too am bursting with enough quality

mookieproof, Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:19 (six years ago) link

sorry pete townsend, quadrophenia was okay but it's no...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXvAltjpjAw

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:20 (six years ago) link

"The Universal's music is bursting with enough quality to make a Saville Row suit"

What does this mean? Are they trying to compare the music to fabric? Do people describe really good fabric as "bursting with quality"?

chr1sb3singer, Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:26 (six years ago) link

always good in a song abt history to specify which history you mean viz "past history"

mark s, Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:28 (six years ago) link

xp
they're talking a load of bloody shoddy mungo!

calzino, Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:28 (six years ago) link

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/resources/images/5491906.jpg

SOUTHAMPTON band Cassava will realise their ambition of playing alongside their heroes on Wednesday when Sheffield indie-stars Milburn come to town.

Maconie Youth (NickB), Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:32 (six years ago) link

okay now i know you’re definitely making these up

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:38 (six years ago) link

Manioc on the bass there

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:41 (six years ago) link

a terrible joke too far, sorry everyone

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Thursday, 22 February 2018 19:02 (six years ago) link

I see that the terrible Kasabian/Primal's style band my mate used to produce have finally shown up, I've been keeping an eye on the thread and knew it was only a matter of time.

Matey's vocals a particular low point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXOrzRPWfiI

MaresNest, Thursday, 22 February 2018 19:39 (six years ago) link

nooooooooo

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 February 2018 19:41 (six years ago) link

video unlike most of these looks like they had a bit of a budget behind it!

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:03 (six years ago) link

When I'd come to national shame, America has gun violence, we have this.

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:17 (six years ago) link

ffs predictive txt on my phone is so bad it spells the as tge.

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:19 (six years ago) link

"I'll give you my gun insipid indie rock shit when you pry (or take) it from my cold, dead hands"

calzino, Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:20 (six years ago) link

all the broken pic-links upthread have left me strangely melancholy

― mark s, Thursday, 22 February 2018 17:14 (five hours ago) Bookmark

Modern Faces. A true Rock n Roll band in the making, full of angst & debauchery and with confidence in spades.

calzino, Thursday, 22 February 2018 23:14 (six years ago) link

funnily enough, I'd completely forgotten them in the last 1000+ days.

calzino, Thursday, 22 February 2018 23:18 (six years ago) link

can you have angst and confidence in spades at the same time?

smashong pumpgong (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 February 2018 23:24 (six years ago) link

when i'm in a hole and i need to keep digging i too have confidence in spades

mark s, Thursday, 22 February 2018 23:25 (six years ago) link

*feeble mod rimshot*

mark s, Thursday, 22 February 2018 23:26 (six years ago) link

rimshot full of swagger

smashong pumpgong (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 February 2018 23:28 (six years ago) link

I was thinking maybe there will be a revival and these kinds of music/bands will be trendy again at some point ?
After all, there's a 90s revival atm !

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 23 February 2018 11:18 (six years ago) link

i can't wait!

smashong pumpgong (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 February 2018 11:20 (six years ago) link

pop will shit itself

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 23 February 2018 11:21 (six years ago) link

THEY can't wait !

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 23 February 2018 11:21 (six years ago) link

when was the last time guitar bands were cool ? 2000 ?

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 23 February 2018 11:22 (six years ago) link

1958

smashong pumpgong (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 February 2018 11:22 (six years ago) link

Were these sorts of bands ever cool?

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 23 February 2018 11:25 (six years ago) link

https://r8singer.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/vidabazzamills.jpg

JIM SAYS: The first act I caught at last year’s Tenement Trail festival in Glasgow, Vida made an immediate impression — psychedelic indie pop that sucked me in.

So I was delighted when they agreed to play my stage at the Stereofunk Festival at Strathclyde Park last month.

Again, they more than delivered. The big stage is a perfect platform for them.

Maconie Youth (NickB), Friday, 23 February 2018 12:29 (six years ago) link

They may be a five-piece, but Vida think of manager Tom Barnes as a sixth member.

Singer Jamie said: “Tommo’s part of the family. He has done us wonders. He got our music on Sky Sports, also securing a tour support with The Sherlocks.”

Tom also introduced Vida to one of their heroes, Ocean Colour Scene and Paul Weller guitarist Steve Cradock.

Cradock has produced the band’s new single Where We Came From.

Jamie said: “Tommo DJ’d alongside him at an event last year, and kept in contact with Steve’s personal assistant and lovely wife, Sally.

“She offered us three days in the studio with her famous husband. When we walked into his home studio we were in awe.

“We were faced with all the Ocean Colour Scene gold discs, plus his collaborations with McCartney, the Gallaghers and Weller displayed on the wall.

“An original copy of Electric Warrior by T Rex was spinning next to an incense stick burning away. The scene was set, we were in the zone.”

Maconie Youth (NickB), Friday, 23 February 2018 12:29 (six years ago) link

what the fuck am i doing with my life

― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Saturday, August 10, 2013 4:48 PM (four years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

never stop dude

mark s, Friday, 23 February 2018 12:36 (six years ago) link

tbf you can meet most of Ocean Colour Scene if it's their shift at Stourbridge Nando's when you go in

smashong pumpgong (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 February 2018 12:40 (six years ago) link

never stop dude

if only i could ;_;

Maconie Youth (NickB), Friday, 23 February 2018 12:49 (six years ago) link

This is one of your best yet, Nick.

They may be a five-piece, but Vida think of manager Tom Barnes as a sixth member.

Yeahhhh, that's not going to end well.

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Friday, 23 February 2018 12:50 (six years ago) link

https://cdn.alivenetwork.com/images/bands/promophoto-300x300.jpg

Chelsea Swagger

Rock and Pop Function Band based in Somerset
Price from £1210 based on 4 members performing 2 x 60 minute sets
A firm favourite for getting the party started, Chelsea Swagger perform energetic hits from across the decades including songs from The Kinks, Kings Of Leon, The Killers, The Beatles and much more!
5 stars - Chelsea Swagger are Highly Recommended 27 Customer Reviews
“Their performance was superb from beginning to end” - Oliver Watson
“It was perfection and lived up to not only our wildest dreams but the dreams of the 100 guests we had” - Richard Bevan

Chelsea Swagger are an experienced 4 piece party band with an impressive repertoire guaranteed to get your guests up and dancing. With a highly energetic performance and excellent musicianship, the band work through their set performing hits from across the decades with songs from The Kinks, The Beatles, Kings of Leon, The Killers, Rolling Stones, Pharrell Williams, Daft Punk, Arctic Monkeys and much more.

When the band are not playing, Chelsea Swagger can provide background or party music from an iPod between sets free of charge.

Previous Venues and Clients
Royal Wessex Yeomann Territorial Army
Woodlands Castle – Taunton
RNLI College – Poole
HSBC – College Green - Bristol

Maconie Youth (NickB), Friday, 23 February 2018 12:57 (six years ago) link

Price from £1210

:-O

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Friday, 23 February 2018 13:05 (six years ago) link

I think the worst haircut has been reached, up there ^^^; the chap in the middle, pale blue shirt and thinning blond Dave-Hill-from-Slade fringe.

mahb, Friday, 23 February 2018 13:13 (six years ago) link

https://www.merc.com/media/wysiwyg/blog/2017/03/maker---move-your-feet-01.jpg

Exploding into action with from the first song, it's a collection of tracks that all pack a punch. Guitar driven with a Blusey swagger, infectious riffs and quality musicianship that perfectly compliments frontman Alessandro (Ally) Marinelli's vocal, a voice powered by late nights and good times.

"We can turn you on if you move your feet" Ally bellows in the title track and EP opener, it's not an empty promise.

With the weather getting better all the time, you could do a lot worse that getting out in the sunshine, grabbing a beer and sticking on a bit of Maker!

Maconie Youth (NickB), Friday, 23 February 2018 13:17 (six years ago) link

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7DytYNSeiR0/VvF6aT1XMdI/AAAAAAAAFys/5YG9lywB3cYepc2CPEQSHx7dQrjoGZaeg/s320/Social%2BRoom.jpg

Another band to watch. Social Room hail from Sunderland and really make up for the cities shite football team! Their tunes are filled with working class swagger and attitude and sound massive! They remind me of early Kasabian and are definitely going in the right direction. "Let Me See You Work It" sounds huge and will get a crowd interested from the first chord. Frontman Matt has the ability to keep an audience with him from the very start of a gig to the very end. Social Room have the potential to be a very influential band and will certainly be worth seeing down at KU.

Maconie Youth (NickB), Friday, 23 February 2018 13:21 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFNhePCFgRc

piscesx, Friday, 23 February 2018 13:39 (six years ago) link

(grim as owt)

piscesx, Friday, 23 February 2018 13:39 (six years ago) link

it kinda makes me sad to think of these sacrificed generations of brit lads who tried to live the oasis dream...
also, the Libertines never seem to been referenced by all these bands : weren't they the last very famous british guitar bands ?

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 23 February 2018 13:43 (six years ago) link

I get that these awful bands are a reaction against Mercury Prize acts whose members are all called Orlando or Sebastian but give it a rest with the working class shite.

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Friday, 23 February 2018 13:50 (six years ago) link

Brother/Viva Brother's second album came out and i have to say i like the artwork

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQMVoVeX0AEvM8k.jpg

piscesx, Friday, 23 February 2018 14:04 (six years ago) link

libertines appear half a dozen times itt, so yes, not many

(iirc their biggest booster on the borads was calum, of blessed horribly sexist memory)

mark s, Friday, 23 February 2018 14:14 (six years ago) link

Guff like "Social Room have the potential to be very influential.. " reminds me of the Pet Shop Boys' bafflement at Bros saying they were "all about longevity" in the 80s.

piscesx, Friday, 23 February 2018 14:34 (six years ago) link

there is more than this way to performing working classness please god

smashong pumpgong (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 February 2018 14:48 (six years ago) link

That video for the Sixties Girl song is something else. Why are they all dressed up as bees?

Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 23 February 2018 14:50 (six years ago) link

Brentford fans.

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Friday, 23 February 2018 14:51 (six years ago) link

https://barrowlandbands.wordpress.com/the-banter-thiefs/

This week we caught up with Motherwell’s finest 4-piece, The Banter Thiefs

Maconie Youth (NickB), Friday, 23 February 2018 15:11 (six years ago) link

lol image link is broken already

nm have this one instead:

https://i2-prod.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article2491251.ece/ALTERNATES/s810/stuart-mccall-with-the-banter-thiefs-697821452.jpg

Maconie Youth (NickB), Friday, 23 February 2018 15:13 (six years ago) link

i predict a brief bit of shoving

mark s, Friday, 23 February 2018 15:18 (six years ago) link

The guy in the middle isn't in the band btw.

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Friday, 23 February 2018 15:22 (six years ago) link

... he also isn't in Motherwell FC anymore.

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Friday, 23 February 2018 15:24 (six years ago) link

"banter thiefs" has to be the most woebegone attempt at self-naming -- and indeed swagger -- itt

(poll opportunity i suppose)

mark s, Friday, 23 February 2018 15:33 (six years ago) link

they're practically a Limmy creation

imago, Friday, 23 February 2018 15:35 (six years ago) link

the young Stuart McCall appears to have teleported into their photo-shoot.

calzino, Friday, 23 February 2018 16:00 (six years ago) link

I can't tell which thread is more quintessentially British between this one and 'Real England' on ILE.

pomenitul, Friday, 23 February 2018 16:16 (six years ago) link

re: Soldier On video -- I guess the Blind Melon video "bee girl" wasn't as iconic in the UK?

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 23 February 2018 16:26 (six years ago) link

the what now?

smashong pumpgong (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 February 2018 16:27 (six years ago) link

haha as i thought
their bee costume bit reminded me of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qVPNONdF58

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 23 February 2018 16:29 (six years ago) link

Tbh I have heard of Blind Melon but never knowingly heard them. Some kind of Spin Doctors-y sub jam band?

smashong pumpgong (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 February 2018 16:31 (six years ago) link

Lol sub-jamband not Sub Jam band

smashong pumpgong (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 February 2018 16:31 (six years ago) link

Stop it right there mister. Blind Melon were actually a pretty decent band tbf

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 23 February 2018 16:33 (six years ago) link

it is a mystery.gif

smashong pumpgong (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 February 2018 16:33 (six years ago) link

https://image.ibb.co/fCaZOH/parkas.jpg

We Are Parkas, in blunt terms, are the passion and power you've been missing from modern day indie music.

Taking an arena sized sound into a venue with four walls and a ceiling would seem quite challenging most bands, but no such challenge stands before We Are Parkas. Having formed just two and a half years ago, the band have already established themselves as Bath’s most exciting prospect in indie rock.

They take inspiration from the greats. Namely the Arctic Monkeys, The Jam, The Strokes, Red Hot Chilli Peppers and others of a similar vein. With towering riffs, soaring melodies, and palpable charisma their live show is a refreshing injection of pure energy and passion. It must be seen to be believed.

Their debut EP titled ’We Are The Gods’, was released on all major platforms on March 23rd, and the subsequent tour which spanned 16 dates across the country was as raucous and successful as the EP has proven to be. The band are already in the process of recording new material, with a new single rumoured to be released by December.

‘We•Are•Parkas are one of Bath / Bath Spa University's most promising bands. Convicting, intense and uptight indie delivered with a Gallagher swagger and lashings of rock and roll like it should be.’ - Reuben Myles, RMT Productions."

‘’Think mid 00’s indie-golden era. There is a definite influence from likes of The Fratellis and Razorlight in these tunes, with the title track ‘We Are Gods’ sounding very Two Door Cinema Club to me at the start. However don’t let that take away from the exceptional songwriting in this record, with the lead singer’s outstanding voice making it all sound completely original.’’ - Sean Wise, Spice UK

'guitar rifts that bring things back to basics, building to a powerful chorus that you can easily imagine being belted out at the biggest festivals'

alien lames (NickB), Friday, 23 February 2018 17:25 (six years ago) link

why has that bloke by the car brought his son along with him?

alien lames (NickB), Friday, 23 February 2018 17:26 (six years ago) link

the band have already established themselves as Bath’s most exciting prospect in indie rock.

High praise indeed.

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Friday, 23 February 2018 17:27 (six years ago) link

If only they could agree on what their name is.

lana del boy (ledge), Friday, 23 February 2018 17:38 (six years ago) link

that photo might not necessarily belong w/ that biog tbf

alien lames (NickB), Friday, 23 February 2018 17:41 (six years ago) link

I love how every one of these several thousand identical press blurbs says "we're bringing back something that's missing"

smashong pumpgong (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 February 2018 17:43 (six years ago) link

isn't that the guy from the car hire advert? (the non-American one)

https://image.ibb.co/fCaZOH/parkas.jpg

Algerian Goalkeeper (Odysseus), Friday, 23 February 2018 18:07 (six years ago) link

the one behind him looks a little like Det Sgt Livingstone from the original Taggart.

The cunt with the hat just looks like a cunt with a hat

Algerian Goalkeeper (Odysseus), Friday, 23 February 2018 18:09 (six years ago) link

The Parkas are another professional wedding receptions/corporate gigs group playing that play britpop hits, definitely think this genus of swaggerband has an identifiable look.

have any actual britpop one-hit-wonders gone down the cover-band route?

soref, Friday, 23 February 2018 18:20 (six years ago) link

Nowaysis

PaulTMA, Friday, 23 February 2018 18:43 (six years ago) link

I try (try) not to be too judgemental since my tastes, appearance and behaviour aren't always exactly above reproach but jesus fucking christ the absolute state of all these fucks.

obnoxious pun (ultros ultros-ghali), Friday, 23 February 2018 19:02 (six years ago) link

They take inspiration from the greats. Namely the Arctic Monkeys, The Jam, The Strokes, Red Hot Chilli Peppers and others of a similar vein

If you asked me to name off the "greats" it might take me a couple of days before I got to any of these bands...also are there really bands in a similar vein as the Jam AND RHCP? If there are I do not want to hear them

chr1sb3singer, Friday, 23 February 2018 19:08 (six years ago) link

"We are in the musical sweet spot right between "All Mod Cons" and "One Hot Minute""

chr1sb3singer, Friday, 23 February 2018 19:12 (six years ago) link

aren't you in a band ultros?

imago, Friday, 23 February 2018 19:12 (six years ago) link

Uh I've been in a few tiny local bands but nothing of even miniscule note. And certainly nothing like this!

obnoxious pun (ultros ultros-ghali), Friday, 23 February 2018 19:20 (six years ago) link

time for you to don the trilby and make a blow for all the progge lads out there

imago, Friday, 23 February 2018 19:22 (six years ago) link

How's your swagger?

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Friday, 23 February 2018 19:23 (six years ago) link

Absolutely terrible. Does anyone have the number of a good swagcoach?

btw I have never raised a fist in anger but the closest I've ever come close to glassing someone is when I played one of those gigs where you just get three random unfitting bands thrown together on a wednesday night in Leicester or whatever. Making small talk beforehand with the guitarist from one of the other bands, who could have passed for most of these fuckers in the thread what kind of music he played, and he just leaned back on the bar and drawled "rock n roooooll, man." ffffff

coolstorybro etc

obnoxious pun (ultros ultros-ghali), Friday, 23 February 2018 19:41 (six years ago) link

actually I'm quite interested to hear about your brushes with landfill

hopefully involving you playing some insane shit at the previously comfort-zoned audience

imago, Friday, 23 February 2018 19:45 (six years ago) link

The most startled looks I ever got was with the proggy post-metal band I was in that tuned down to G, I don't think people were expecting something that heavy lol. Otherwise sorry to disappoint, most of my musical forays have been quite vanilla, occasionally I join a band because I feel like I ought to be doing something but I rarely find anyone with interesting taste. Increasingly resigned to the idea that if I want to get something out I need to do it myself and throw it up on bandcamp to be ignored.

Or I could become like a sleeper agent with one of these landfill bands, gradually twist them around to my way of thinking so we end up playing a mix of Gentle Giant and Liturgy with the swagger of Forgotten Spell.

obnoxious pun (ultros ultros-ghali), Friday, 23 February 2018 20:21 (six years ago) link

Also when I was quite young I was kicked out of a metal band for playing too many notes, that's gotta get get me some progge points

obnoxious pun (ultros ultros-ghali), Friday, 23 February 2018 20:22 (six years ago) link

Lol

a mix of Gentle Giant and Liturgy with the swagger of Forgotten Spell

I'll drum :D

imago, Friday, 23 February 2018 21:04 (six years ago) link

"We are in the musical sweet spot right between "All Mod Cons" and "One Hot Minute""

― chr1sb3singer, Friday, February 23, 2018 1:12 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm imagining Flea slapping all over the Jam

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 23 February 2018 21:37 (six years ago) link

Give Kiedis a bowl cut and a Fred Perry shirt...boom biggest band in the world.

chr1sb3singer, Friday, 23 February 2018 21:44 (six years ago) link

https://i2-prod.examiner.co.uk/incoming/article14331134.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/JS144524528.jpg

"I’ve always had a band or been a singer. It’s like a disease. It never leaves me."

the guy from the famous apostrophe free Mikes Carpets tv advert nails this whole phenomena.

“I started my career on the markets and in the early days, when I was out gigging, that supported my income. Nowadays I play abroad a lot, such as in Majorca from time to time.

“I do early rock ‘n’ roll – and a lot of Rod Stewart for obvious reasons!”

Anyone interested in him expanding on these "obvious reasons" should listen to him speak about his extraordinary life as a guest of Batley History group.

calzino, Saturday, 24 February 2018 10:42 (six years ago) link

He has the swagger of Charlie Mullins. Possibly a thread there on business owners from around the UK still trying to look like Rod Stewart ca. 1975.

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Saturday, 24 February 2018 10:58 (six years ago) link

sounds like a plan!

calzino, Saturday, 24 February 2018 11:02 (six years ago) link

it's like a disease:
http://i.imgur.com/Ta7nwns.jpg

(otoh john lennon mccullagh seems to have vanished from the haunts the men) (i feel a bit sorry for him: he was just a kid and mcgree ruined everything for him)

mark s, Saturday, 24 February 2018 11:29 (six years ago) link

ladies and gentlemen

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CpfPmg9WcAAPOyq.jpg:large

smashong pumpgong (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 February 2018 19:08 (six years ago) link

are there really bands in a similar vein as the Jam AND RHCP? If there are I do not want to hear them

― chr1sb3singer, Friday, February 23, 2018 7:08 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I do, because I like both bands and sure as hell can't imagine it.

Full of bile and Blue Nile denial (Turrican), Sunday, 25 February 2018 19:21 (six years ago) link

What I've got, you've got to give it to your mamma
What I've got, you've got to give it to your pappa
I've a little money and a take away curry

dorsalstop, Sunday, 25 February 2018 21:19 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/ZTade0l.png

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 19:20 (six years ago) link

It's the intellectual swagger of this fellow's brain that really takes the breath away, rather than his dazzling attire.

calzino, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 19:47 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Is there a better place to put this? I could honestly stare at it for hours.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DauuD17X4AAMN9W.jpg

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 14 April 2018 21:57 (six years ago) link

local councillors thread iirc

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 14 April 2018 22:00 (six years ago) link

guy on the right looks like he's wandered in off a david lynch set

i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Saturday, 14 April 2018 22:25 (six years ago) link

I'm into it except for Wire's shades and the countryside backdrop.

everything, Saturday, 14 April 2018 22:30 (six years ago) link

i’m into it except for the manics and the countryside backdrop

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 14 April 2018 22:32 (six years ago) link

Nick, do you not know who he is? If not please tell us what kind of music you imagine these guys play, I cannot imagine what I would make of it.

Don't think they look much like local councillors, someone on twitter said "gritty new rural detective series"

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 14 April 2018 22:33 (six years ago) link

There is a thread for bands in their later years doing serious photoshoots but I can't remember what it's called.

you're my luger not my rifle (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 14 April 2018 22:47 (six years ago) link

Wasn't sure about Nicky's jacket button but then I noticed the little shoulder leaves and forgave him

you're my luger not my rifle (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 14 April 2018 22:49 (six years ago) link

lol they are so hilarious and utterly humourless at the same time, is that a paradox?

calzino, Saturday, 14 April 2018 22:53 (six years ago) link

Nick, do you not know who he is? If not please tell us what kind of music you imagine these guys play, I cannot imagine what I would make of

Oh I know who they are alright! Except they’re looking more like the manic street teachers these days. Except nicky wire who is just looks inexplicable really

i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Saturday, 14 April 2018 23:18 (six years ago) link

also belongs on the srs older artist thread

chilis=lyrics...hypocrits (sic), Sunday, 15 April 2018 00:31 (six years ago) link

Who is that? Hanson?

chap, Sunday, 15 April 2018 14:07 (six years ago) link

Arctic Monkeys (trying to look like Tindersticks)

StanM, Sunday, 15 April 2018 14:20 (six years ago) link

Alex Turner at the front? Wouldn't have figured that out.

chap, Sunday, 15 April 2018 14:34 (six years ago) link

The solution to "we're musicians but we're also adults now" is always jackets

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Sunday, 15 April 2018 14:42 (six years ago) link

It's taken me a few days but this is what that Arctic Monkeys photo reminds me of. pic.twitter.com/CLoTrtPvrw

— Andy Miller (@i_am_mill_i_am) April 10, 2018

i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Sunday, 15 April 2018 15:12 (six years ago) link

james dean bradfield looks like a child dressed as an adult, wrinkles pencilled on and talc in his hair

ogmor, Sunday, 15 April 2018 18:34 (six years ago) link

http://ksassets.timeincuk.net/wp/uploads/sites/55/2012/04/1970DublinersPA100412.jpg

a mix between the Irish showband scene and Gaelic folk music with the stagger of Ronnie Drew. Sorry for thread abuse, but those suits the insipid venture scouts + Alarm tribute band are wearing make me hanker for the old pisshead tramp style suits that were much more de rigeur in the 20th century.

calzino, Sunday, 15 April 2018 22:04 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARhk9K_mviE

this band must have come up in this thread, this stuff is abominable and quite possibly the worst shit i have ever heard

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 02:24 (six years ago) link

Sounds like one of the token rock songs in Eurovision.

Kanye O'er Frae France? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 09:29 (six years ago) link

That song/those people are awfully corny for sure but that is probably the best thing on this thread. It would be one of the better Eurovision rock songs in fact.

Eyeball Kicks, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 10:10 (six years ago) link

i would like to politely demur but well done to them for pretending to drink Jack Daniels

look I'm sorry it was only a joke (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 10:25 (six years ago) link

More like Queen and GnR with the swagger of the Black Crowes. Not actaully good, but I would agree a lot better than most of this bilge. A modicum of effort and imagination.

chap, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 10:38 (six years ago) link

That's better.

chap, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 10:40 (six years ago) link

Should do a poll for "least intimidating"

chap, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 10:42 (six years ago) link

Dunno, that guy at the back in green with the blue hat looks like a gurning psychopath who kills people on the way hom from a rave

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 25 May 2018 06:51 (six years ago) link

homE

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 25 May 2018 06:52 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

https://image.ibb.co/d5dExJ/mint.jpg

I'd Rather Kecak (NickB), Thursday, 5 July 2018 15:09 (six years ago) link

is that two pretty green tshirts ffs

Fox News' Chad Pergram contributed to this report (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 5 July 2018 15:10 (six years ago) link

https://image.ibb.co/kZhGcJ/vida.jpg

I'd Rather Kecak (NickB), Thursday, 5 July 2018 15:12 (six years ago) link

https://preview.ibb.co/gQ0VNJ/thescruff.jpg

I'd Rather Kecak (NickB), Thursday, 5 July 2018 15:23 (six years ago) link

https://image.ibb.co/dVquGd/sugarspun.jpg

I'd Rather Kecak (NickB), Thursday, 5 July 2018 15:37 (six years ago) link

That first one you posted looks more like "the swagger of Dodgy".

emil.y, Thursday, 5 July 2018 16:09 (six years ago) link

bless the sunburn gang

Neymar, Mr Nice Guy (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 July 2018 16:22 (six years ago) link

don't know who the open-shirt guy is two pics up but i think i've seen him selling shit cocktails in jars somewhere

Neymar, Mr Nice Guy (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 July 2018 16:25 (six years ago) link

don't know who the open-shirt guy is two pics up but i think i've seen him selling shit cocktails in jars somewhere

― Neymar, Mr Nice Guy (Noodle Vague), Thursday, July 5, 2018 11:25 AM (forty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Gogol Bordello cosplay

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 5 July 2018 17:09 (six years ago) link

four weeks pass...

atol

MaresNest, Friday, 3 August 2018 19:25 (six years ago) link

yeesh

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 3 August 2018 19:38 (six years ago) link

cunts

Rogan Twort's highly portable product (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 3 August 2018 19:41 (six years ago) link

From Ayrshire, of course.

Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Friday, 3 August 2018 19:50 (six years ago) link

well, yeah

Rogan Twort's highly portable product (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 3 August 2018 19:55 (six years ago) link

hope the song is a cover of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcAMNYNz4Do

soref, Friday, 3 August 2018 23:43 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

Pretty Green is the official clothier of swagger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZK4nEeeLE8

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 19 October 2018 20:42 (six years ago) link

There's a Sydney band called DMA's who are quite popular in Australia right now who clearly aim for this thread title.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhkhuarqDGE

Their best songs are quite good though imo.

triggercut, Friday, 26 October 2018 12:05 (six years ago) link

Someone has his beady eye on them, https://metro.co.uk/2018/05/02/dmas-thoughts-liam-gallagher-endorsement-uk-success-fcking-huge-man-7516234/.

Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Friday, 26 October 2018 12:35 (six years ago) link

Night of the Long Knives for alt-right Oasis tribute act The Rebellions

Happy to say after a setback due to P.C gone mad getting to a couple of the lads, The Rebellions will b back out and about very soon! New music, new sound, 2 new members and new energy!

— The Rebellions Official (@RebellionsThe) October 14, 2018

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 26 October 2018 12:52 (six years ago) link

https://t.co/5ZyRVQOes3#FreeTommy The Rebellions - Tommy Don't Stop! Plz retweet.
Ultimate Tommy Robinson's Tune!

— The Rebellions Official (@RebellionsThe) July 30, 2018

Neil S, Friday, 26 October 2018 13:23 (six years ago) link

I would not advise listening to that, it's fucking terrible and the lyrics are as bad as you would imagine

Neil S, Friday, 26 October 2018 13:33 (six years ago) link

i like the bit where they call for him to be shot

the Warnock of Clodhop Mountain (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 October 2018 13:39 (six years ago) link

now let's try to keep reactionary monocultural idiot politics out of the swagger thread please

the Warnock of Clodhop Mountain (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 October 2018 13:40 (six years ago) link

Monocultural? But they like everything from the.... to the.... And erm.. the drummer might be a closet afrobeat fan.

calzino, Friday, 26 October 2018 14:01 (six years ago) link

“The whole map of europe has been changed … but as the deluge subsides and the waters fall short we see the dreary swagger of fermanagh oasis and tyrone primal scream emerging once again” — bob marley

mark s, Friday, 26 October 2018 14:08 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

A good Wellend can cheer me up for an entire week. That is almost too much of a good thing.

Have the Rams stopped screaming yet, Lloris? (Chinaski), Friday, 16 November 2018 20:24 (six years ago) link

omg

calstars, Friday, 16 November 2018 20:51 (six years ago) link

i have a friend who looks like this and I don't know why but he has to stop it

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 16 November 2018 21:04 (six years ago) link

The Nonchangingmen

ROCK MUSIC (Tom D.), Friday, 16 November 2018 21:23 (six years ago) link

I didn't know that was called a "Wellend". Where does that name come from?

JRN, Friday, 16 November 2018 21:25 (six years ago) link

Paul Weller + bell end?

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Friday, 16 November 2018 21:28 (six years ago) link

Chinaski is describing the type of sad middle-aged doofus who copy Paul Weller's style and probably opinions, not reporting a commonly-known name for a haircut, I think

but could be mistaken

Bing The Mighty Seat (sic), Friday, 16 November 2018 22:13 (six years ago) link

I think the haircut is an essential element of Wellendry - along with the barely concealed rage and reactionary politics.

Have the Rams stopped screaming yet, Lloris? (Chinaski), Friday, 16 November 2018 22:21 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DsHsX_ZXoAAttUV.jpg

this cousin of Anne Boleyn died in the tower, and quite rightly so!

calzino, Friday, 16 November 2018 22:30 (six years ago) link

#WellendWednesday double bubble and they're outside the Modfather shop. It doesn't get much spicier than this kids pic.twitter.com/NCNFxdmj1J

— Bruce Gorrie (@bsgorrie) November 28, 2018

The Fox in the Fedora (Neil S), Thursday, 29 November 2018 08:36 (six years ago) link

holy shit

one month passes...

https://i.imgur.com/LaEGnpH.jpg

Algerian Goalkeeper (Odysseus), Sunday, 13 January 2019 19:01 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

Heliogabalus is a would-be Beatles impersonator who hasn't decided precisely which one of the Fab four he's going to be yet. pic.twitter.com/TzGgVOuKrc

— Fergus Butler-Gallie (@_F_B_G_) February 25, 2019

Neil S, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 12:35 (five years ago) link

that is pretty uncanny

he protec, he attac, but most importantly, he dmac (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 13:00 (five years ago) link

Roman Emperor or member of Northern Uproar?

Neil S, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 13:01 (five years ago) link

the only buzzfeed quiz worth taking

he protec, he attac, but most importantly, he dmac (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 13:07 (five years ago) link

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/michelle-mcmanus-hits-out-after-14107747

also - "McArthur - who claimed to be friends with indie band Ocean Colour Scene - said the allegations had left him needing counselling."
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-47497668

PaulTMA, Sunday, 10 March 2019 23:46 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

i blame this thread

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/liam-gallaghers-fashion-brand-pretty-14228689

piscesx, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 10:36 (five years ago) link

rip big man, heaven needed overpriced parkas aimed at 40somethings dressing like paul weller in the 70s dressing like the who in the 60s

mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 10:52 (five years ago) link

Do celebrity clothing lines ever become real big brands ?
(and I'm not talking about Jordan since it's Nike !)

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 10:55 (five years ago) link

Fred Perry was v famous.

Tim, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 10:57 (five years ago) link

phat face, sean john, roc-a-wear, ivy park...

mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 11:00 (five years ago) link

yeah, I thought about F. Perry right after posting that !
Let's say, out of the sport world (otherwise you have Lacoste, etc).
As for these brands "phat face, sean john, roc-a-wear, ivy park...", I must say I don't know them... (except roc-a-wear but is it a big brand though ?)

These celebrity brands always seem like vanity projects to me and I wonder if they really make money out of it.

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 11:07 (five years ago) link

lol my husband has a nice coat (non parka) from there. neither of us had any idea it was anything to do with a Gallagher.

tbf there could be his face literally wallpapering the shop and he wouldn't have noticed.

kinder, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:52 (five years ago) link

I just told him and said he'd wondered why it was such an odd shop full of pictures of LG

kinder, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 17:08 (five years ago) link

:D

blokes you can't rust (sic), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:21 (five years ago) link

feel like the thread has been missing this Kevin & Perry sketch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDKF8KkD7rE

blokes you can't rust (sic), Monday, 8 April 2019 08:34 (five years ago) link

I just told him and said he'd wondered why it was such an odd shop full of pictures of LG

― kinder, mercredi 3 avril 2019 19:08 (five days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ahah. I wonder if LG was actually wearing his own brand or if he kept wearing the classic brands...

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 8 April 2019 08:51 (five years ago) link

Oh god that Kevin & Perry sketch.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 8 April 2019 09:21 (five years ago) link

Oh god that Kevin & Perry sketch.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 8 April 2019 09:21 (five years ago) link

If I remember correctly, they are pics of LG in his heyday, being hey.

Mark G, Monday, 8 April 2019 14:49 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

What’s the first song you’d play on these?

Acquiesce for me 🎸 pic.twitter.com/N89sVmxxk1

— The Indie Plan (@TheIndiePlan) April 27, 2019

Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Monday, 29 April 2019 10:19 (five years ago) link

4'33" seems too obvious an answer

a hoy hoy, Monday, 29 April 2019 11:59 (five years ago) link

If I remember correctly, they are pics of LG in his heyday, being hey.

― Mark G, Monday, April 8, 2019 3:49 PM (three weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^genuinely thought for a minute this was a dig at LocalGarda (RIP)

mark s, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 10:55 (five years ago) link

he's kicking a ball in heaven now

Neil S, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 10:56 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://imgur.com/V4M32cy

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Friday, 24 May 2019 17:59 (five years ago) link

https://imgur.com/V4M32cy

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Friday, 24 May 2019 18:02 (five years ago) link

worth the wait

An unfortunate Roman hairstyle, from the Heraklion Archaeological Museum on Crete pic.twitter.com/OiFUTJcyTw

— jordan pickett (@jordantpickett) June 1, 2019

calzino, Sunday, 2 June 2019 14:09 (five years ago) link

a mix between Caesar and Pontius Pilate with the swagger of Heraclitus

just another country (snoball), Sunday, 2 June 2019 14:14 (five years ago) link

lol

pomenitul, Sunday, 2 June 2019 14:15 (five years ago) link

shed vii

naked rollercoaster-riding world record holder (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 2 June 2019 14:31 (five years ago) link

"the only thing that is constant is staying exactly the same" — heraclitus as a mod

mark s, Sunday, 2 June 2019 14:39 (five years ago) link

Brigantian Uproar

just another country (snoball), Sunday, 2 June 2019 14:41 (five years ago) link

Just four normal plebs

jmm, Sunday, 2 June 2019 14:44 (five years ago) link

Perfection. Could also go on the "People who have obviously written their own Wikipedia entry" thread: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twisted_Wheel_(band). They've got a whole press release copied in there – including the heading "Press Release".

Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 14 June 2019 13:27 (five years ago) link

"For Twisted Wheel, Snakes and Ladders is not just a board game, it’s a CV."

groovypanda, Friday, 14 June 2019 13:32 (five years ago) link

they should get shot of nu metal guy

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Friday, 14 June 2019 13:35 (five years ago) link

also, Nomad Hat Tour

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Friday, 14 June 2019 13:35 (five years ago) link

https://i2-prod.leeds-live.co.uk/incoming/article16153370.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/0_Ukulele1.jpg

this is my cousin dom (the one with swagger/haircut of the beatles and the hair transplant of Wayne Rooney who is pointing at Harold Wilson statue) with his over 60's ukulele band.

calzino, Friday, 14 June 2019 13:43 (five years ago) link

Twisted Wheel have more depth than some critics gave them credit for: “I was getting compared to Dylan, Cohen, Donovan before Twisted Wheel then we became a band and playing those same songs then getting called lad rock,” he says. “That’s bloody bone idleness to be honest. They try and destroy you people. There's a lot of jealously out there. You normally find people who are instigating stuff like that are out of bands who aren’t getting anywhere in their own band.” Brutal.

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 14 June 2019 13:44 (five years ago) link

Based on a cursory listen to their 2012 single 'Ride', they're mildly preferable to Greta Van Fleet.

pomenitul, Friday, 14 June 2019 13:53 (five years ago) link

Their latest, 'Nomad Hat', is vaguely listenable. I don't hate the stuff, possibly due to some lingering exoticism.

pomenitul, Friday, 14 June 2019 13:57 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91EhIaiAogw&list=UUZDjbSrOHp-5mSrPItuHIGA&index=25

my swaggering cousin dom again!

calzino, Friday, 14 June 2019 16:51 (five years ago) link

George Harrison’s ‘Something’ performed on Ukulele and Spoons! https://t.co/f4ZMJzQbMR via @YouTube

— Hallam Seghers (@jaded_nowise) June 14, 2019

calzino, Friday, 14 June 2019 16:53 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

http://www.hireourliveband.co.uk/livemusic/marquis-drive/images/profile/profile-photo.jpg

Yer actual Alan McGee appears to be plugging this lot at the moment.

fetter, Friday, 23 August 2019 12:24 (five years ago) link

jfc

not at the McGee thing, that seems totally in character

just jfc

what's wrong with being centre-y? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 August 2019 12:26 (five years ago) link

McGees Finest Preserves - still ideal for filling up them empty spaces in your pantry.

calzino, Friday, 23 August 2019 12:51 (five years ago) link

Nice that they've allow a Zika virus victim to front the band.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Friday, 23 August 2019 12:54 (five years ago) link

Of course, it takes 6 (six) of them to cover the kind of shite any half decent trio could do in their sleep

Master of Treacle, Friday, 23 August 2019 14:25 (five years ago) link

Ahah. Will Britain ever stop producing these bands ? Or maybe there will eventually be a revival of this genre one day !

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 23 August 2019 15:35 (five years ago) link

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51T5TEKPSNL.jpg

mark s, Friday, 23 August 2019 15:40 (five years ago) link

I have to accept what my beautiful thread has been reduced to so I guess we can discuss theory now but mark's post is relevant and important this is essentially a history of rhythmless chunky English lads and the time line goes back at least as far as moorish "dancing"

what's wrong with being centre-y? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 August 2019 16:13 (five years ago) link

Can't remember if the Abbot's Bromley horn dance has already appeared in this thread but it's also U&K and there's a fruitful cross-pollination to be made with the funkless arm-flailing of rave culture

what's wrong with being centre-y? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 August 2019 16:16 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://i.ibb.co/Z2jcJYk/529-DDF5-F-2373-47-E5-A686-556-C30216-D76.jpg

the dream it is dying

the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Friday, 13 September 2019 14:03 (five years ago) link

the mods are becoming plods :(

calzino, Friday, 13 September 2019 14:12 (five years ago) link

'appen the hard faced bastids at Budworth Hardcastle are bent on de-swaggering the UK

The Inner Mounting Phlegm (Tom D.), Friday, 13 September 2019 14:22 (five years ago) link

the pervert’s guide to insolvency

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 13 September 2019 14:32 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

There's something nearly poignant about loads of the circa 2015 images being reduced to an indistinguishable blur due to Photobucket's swingeing share policy. It's as if these are bands were so unremarkable they aren't even retained in the memoryscape of this thread, just a hazy blur of swaggering Parkas, fading away like a dream upon waking.

Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Saturday, 2 November 2019 16:02 (five years ago) link

xp and that post is more poetic than any of the shit that these bands have put out.

just another country (snoball), Saturday, 2 November 2019 16:52 (five years ago) link

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Transit vans on fire off the shoulder of the M4. I watched British Sea Power glitter in the dark near the T in the Park Slam Tent. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 2 November 2019 17:03 (five years ago) link

holy shit lock thread

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Saturday, 2 November 2019 21:00 (five years ago) link

Not untli this has been recorded for posterity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dFaqoLvniA

fetter, Sunday, 3 November 2019 22:31 (five years ago) link

Reminds me of this for some reason - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nQoBAKZy9Q

neilasimpson, Sunday, 3 November 2019 23:53 (five years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EJSf3etXsAEL8A4?format=jpg&name=small

my cous Dom 2nd from right, taken back in the days before he needed his lover to expensively pay for some of his arse-hairs to be transplanted onto his head.

calzino, Wednesday, 13 November 2019 23:18 (five years ago) link

Aww

June Pointer’s Valentine’s Day Secret Admirer Note Author (calstars), Wednesday, 13 November 2019 23:21 (five years ago) link

tbf on the lad, he's the most handsome one!

calzino, Wednesday, 13 November 2019 23:29 (five years ago) link

Even with arse hairs on his head.

'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 November 2019 23:35 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

I wouldn't call anyone wearing a nudie suit "generic", personally

Οὖτις, Friday, 17 January 2020 17:38 (four years ago) link

I'm gonna assume they don't know Greek mythology

the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 17 January 2020 17:39 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/793/106/26d.jpg

Sam Weller, Thursday, 2 April 2020 13:09 (four years ago) link

Here you! You in a band?

brimstead, Thursday, 9 April 2020 01:48 (four years ago) link

do not want

force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 April 2020 13:29 (four years ago) link

Released one year apart but they seem to have aged a lot more than that

willem, Thursday, 9 April 2020 13:57 (four years ago) link

but the style... the style is timeless

force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 April 2020 13:59 (four years ago) link

Piller looks like he's having a good rummage

calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2020 14:26 (four years ago) link

.. with his rusty old threpenny bits!

calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2020 14:26 (four years ago) link

another year later I assume
https://www.acidjazz.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/SoulOnTheCornerPackshotSpotify.jpg

rí an techno (seandalai), Thursday, 9 April 2020 16:59 (four years ago) link

gah

rí an techno (seandalai), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:00 (four years ago) link

isn't that a Foster and Allen cover?

a slobbering sombrero moment (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:02 (four years ago) link

yes "the corner" does have a very fancy parquet sidewalk what of it

mark s, Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:07 (four years ago) link

stool rock finally making that long-anticipated comeback

Neil S, Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:13 (four years ago) link

love that they managed to capture the exact moment when Freeman is anxiously wondering if he left the iron on over his second most hideous pair of dayglo slacks

glumdalclitch, Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:18 (four years ago) link

Eddie Haemorrhoider

calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:57 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

Not so much swagger now eh?

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 10:49 (four years ago) link

six months pass...

you can't choose your family and unfortunately this is one of my cousins who is very much persona non grata rn. And not because he looks like a total dick either!

calzino, Friday, 15 January 2021 22:26 (three years ago) link

Can't see the image.

Eyeball Kicks, Saturday, 16 January 2021 16:45 (three years ago) link

me neither - is it private?

kieth chagrin (NickB), Saturday, 16 January 2021 16:46 (three years ago) link

https://www.dropbox.com/s/iqbzno4wlyx9bct/dom.jpg?dl=0

does this work?

calzino, Saturday, 16 January 2021 17:06 (three years ago) link

I'm remembering now why I fucking stopped using dropbox!

calzino, Saturday, 16 January 2021 17:07 (three years ago) link

https://www.dropbox.com/s/iqbzno4wlyx9bct/dom.jpg

visiting, Saturday, 16 January 2021 17:28 (three years ago) link

still can't see anything i'm afraid

kieth chagrin (NickB), Saturday, 16 January 2021 17:33 (three years ago) link

yeah the image loads in browswer but not as an embed.

visiting, Saturday, 16 January 2021 17:35 (three years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Er3uBVyXEAAl0iz?format=jpg&name=900x900

calzino, Saturday, 16 January 2021 17:37 (three years ago) link

success! oasis meets... the gypsy kings?

kieth chagrin (NickB), Saturday, 16 January 2021 17:39 (three years ago) link

Early noughties trance act goes Balearic

groovypanda, Saturday, 16 January 2021 23:21 (three years ago) link

Matey looks ready to twat you one with that guitar if you say owt about his shirt.

chap, Sunday, 17 January 2021 00:51 (three years ago) link

This thread as a sea shanty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G0cwZyWmrU

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 29 January 2021 00:11 (three years ago) link

Wellend!

:D

new variant (onimo), Friday, 29 January 2021 14:19 (three years ago) link

My son just told me he and his mates call them Giam Lallaghers that he counted 11 at his last gig.

new variant (onimo), Friday, 29 January 2021 14:52 (three years ago) link

p sure this image has been posted before but it's the anthropoloigcal detail that makes it

This was every guy who came up to the bar at a Shed Seven gig I worked a year or so ago pic.twitter.com/2QvENpJa6S

— Fred Durst Apologist (@DurstApologist) February 2, 2021

Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 15:39 (three years ago) link

This was every guy who came up to the bar at a Shed Seven gig I worked a year or so ago

I'd shed nine

The Man, DeLorean (onimo), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 15:48 (three years ago) link

is that jim davidson on the far right

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 15:57 (three years ago) link

(jim davidson has always been on the far right ofc)

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 15:58 (three years ago) link

John "Politics Safari" Harris top right too

Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 16:00 (three years ago) link

Savile's not dead, he's gone into hiding as a Paul Weller fan.

chap, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 16:00 (three years ago) link

there are at least two fake/not fake Saviles in that image

Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 16:02 (three years ago) link

Centre left perhaps a little overconfident in the ability of cheap cava to lure ageing indie chicks back to one's chalet at Shine Weekender.

chap, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 16:03 (three years ago) link

Somehow never envisioned 2021 to include laughing at a Goldie Lookin' Chain sea shanty about Paul Weller hairdos.

The Man, DeLorean (onimo), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 16:06 (three years ago) link

At first I thought it was just a collection of Paul Weller candids

cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 20:43 (three years ago) link

does this haircut style have a name?

TS: whatever this is vs the Mullet

calstars, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 20:52 (three years ago) link

Wellet.

Dan Worsley, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 20:54 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Men With Bangs

calstars, Sunday, 21 February 2021 19:54 (three years ago) link

I can identify the nationality of British guys in Central Park and the Met by their haircut alone most of the time. You see these guys with really short hair, almost like a crewcut, but with short little bangs it looks SO WEIRD or at least it's uncommon here for men and boys with very short hair to wear it so forward idk... Like when you say "men with bangs" I equate that with moderately longish hair or shaggy hair.

Adoration of the Mogwai (Deflatormouse), Monday, 22 February 2021 04:25 (three years ago) link

NO pic.twitter.com/LRmXmXCYMd

— Tim Worthington (@outonbluesix) February 25, 2021

Jeff W, Thursday, 25 February 2021 08:38 (three years ago) link

The tiny "DJ sets from" section at the side contains a more impressive lineup than any of the headliners.

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 25 February 2021 08:41 (three years ago) link

VIP & TOILET UPGRADES AVAILABLE

Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Thursday, 25 February 2021 09:13 (three years ago) link

Surely Oas-ish is a better name?

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Thursday, 25 February 2021 09:38 (three years ago) link

CUNT BOON

The Scampo Fell to Earth (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 February 2021 09:47 (three years ago) link

OAS-ISH ft Steve McLaren as Bonehead

A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 25 February 2021 10:09 (three years ago) link

There is a well-established Oasis tribute band called Oasish already (checks: since 2004!) - presumably this so-not-gonna-happen festival could only afford the Oasish tribute band, not the Oasis tribute band.

stilt in the wings (sic), Thursday, 25 February 2021 10:32 (three years ago) link

THE SMITHS

(tiny letters)
ltd

my shear modulus is weakening (Matt #2), Thursday, 25 February 2021 10:55 (three years ago) link

Am hoping Germany has a tribute band called The Schmidts.

Punk's not daft (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 February 2021 10:57 (three years ago) link

what's the even smaller subtitle on (the) JAMES (experience) ?

stilt in the wings (sic), Thursday, 25 February 2021 11:08 (three years ago) link

Am hoping Germany has a tribute band called Jakob.

Punk's not daft (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 February 2021 11:10 (three years ago) link

Born of Frustration xp

groovypanda, Thursday, 25 February 2021 11:13 (three years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EvBJNslWgAIszsN?format=jpg&name=360x360

he's ready

calzino, Thursday, 25 February 2021 11:31 (three years ago) link

Nosferatu has put on some weight

Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Thursday, 25 February 2021 11:33 (three years ago) link

xp guessing that was their original name & it didn't prompt enough punters

just give up and change it to This Bed Is On Fire With Passion And Love, lads

stilt in the wings (sic), Thursday, 25 February 2021 11:34 (three years ago) link

Clearly the only correct name would be OH SIT DOWN and shut up

The Scampo Fell to Earth (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 February 2021 11:50 (three years ago) link

I feel like I got the VIP upgrade already by virtue of the fact that I will be 400 miles away

would a nit be nice? (NickB), Thursday, 25 February 2021 11:53 (three years ago) link

all-female tribute act She Only Comes When She’s On Top (formerly Jamie)

stilt in the wings (sic), Thursday, 25 February 2021 12:07 (three years ago) link

Does Clint Boon look at that line-up and feel aggrieved or relieved that there is no Inspiral Carpets tribute band I wonder?

mahb, Thursday, 25 February 2021 12:20 (three years ago) link

i think one of the inspiral carpets actually ended up playing in an inspiral carpets tribute act

Animal Bitrate (Raw Patrick), Thursday, 25 February 2021 12:43 (three years ago) link

Yep - Tom Hingley and the Kar-pets

groovypanda, Thursday, 25 February 2021 12:45 (three years ago) link

will have to update the tribute band thread tomorrow, but yes, the band reformed in 2011 with the original original singer; five years later the popular-era singer formed a tribute band called Kar-Pets.

stilt in the wings (sic), Thursday, 25 February 2021 12:46 (three years ago) link

Am hoping Germany has a tribute band called The Schmidts.

German tribute bands: Still Collins, The Quarrymen Beatles,Motörblöck and pictured below Goldplay Live

https://s1.ticketm.net/dam/a/e52/9ca75047-ecda-4618-bb9a-628dcdbcfe52_1351891_RETINA_PORTRAIT_3_2.jpg

Portsmouth Bubblejet, Thursday, 25 February 2021 12:51 (three years ago) link

ty for that pic

Clint Boon has been one of the earliest & most dedicated baggy tribute DJs, and iirc also ran nostalgia bus tours in Manchester? certainly big enough to keep his ex-singer off the bill if they still hate each other

stilt in the wings (sic), Thursday, 25 February 2021 12:52 (three years ago) link

Imagine this being the actual video you use to promote yourselves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBh2DUO97cU

groovypanda, Thursday, 25 February 2021 13:13 (three years ago) link

take it away, chris

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 25 February 2021 13:16 (three years ago) link

Guy on the left in the Goldplay Live pic (guessing he's the drummer) looks like an escapee from Germany's biggest Winger tribute, Schwinger.

my shear modulus is weakening (Matt #2), Thursday, 25 February 2021 13:17 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2021/mar/20/one-to-watch-the-clockworks-galway-alan-mcgee

"... it’s fair to say that Creation Records founder Alan McGee has a nose for up-and-coming guitar bands. The Clockworks first came to his attention in 2019 when guitarist Sean Connelly messaged him on Instagram, saying: “McGee: We’re the punk rock version of the Streets.” McGee was impressed enough by a demo to go and see one of their rehearsals at home in Galway, at which frontman James McGregor performed with such intensity that he broke his mic stand. McGee felt it was the best rehearsal he’d seen since early Oasis, and signed them that night."

brain (krakow), Saturday, 20 March 2021 16:24 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/c0nJQxQ.png

brain (krakow), Saturday, 20 March 2021 16:30 (three years ago) link

the streets reference is almost edgy in - yet somehow also absolutely perfect for - this context

nothing (Left), Saturday, 20 March 2021 16:41 (three years ago) link

Sockview

calstars, Saturday, 20 March 2021 16:43 (three years ago) link

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article22697979.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_EHP_CHP_170920Blankety-Blank_33961JPG.jpg

"frontman James McGregor performed with such intensity that he broke his mic stand"

calzino, Saturday, 20 March 2021 17:10 (three years ago) link

“I can’t see them failing.”

This Is Not An ILX Username (LaMonte), Saturday, 20 March 2021 17:14 (three years ago) link

Oy! McGee! No!

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 20 March 2021 17:18 (three years ago) link

Where is that kid John Lennon McCartney or whatever his name was today?

Bruno Ganz and Babaloo Mandel (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 20 March 2021 17:33 (three years ago) link

We should do a poll of the one hundred-and-some crap acts Alan has gassed up as 'The Next..' whoever.

https://image.slidesharecdn.com/nme-10august2013-130817092215-phpapp01/95/nme-10-august-2013-1-638.jpg

God knows which hapless chancer he was talking about that week.

piscesx, Saturday, 20 March 2021 19:24 (three years ago) link

I also had this sponsored post appear on facebook the other day, which seemed ripe for this thread from the name and photo alone.

The Sherlocks, out standing in their (dad's) field. I dread to think what their MASSIVE ANNOUNCEMENT was.

https://i.imgur.com/x04YCFV.png

brain (krakow), Saturday, 20 March 2021 19:45 (three years ago) link

"... it’s fair to say that Creation Records founder Alan McGee has a nose for up-and-coming guitar bands."

The last 20-odd years of his career suggests otherwise.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Saturday, 20 March 2021 20:45 (three years ago) link

Still dining out on Oasis I see (who he apparently didn't even want to sign, so legend has it).

judged and found wanting by the steve hoffman forums (Matt #2), Saturday, 20 March 2021 21:02 (three years ago) link

We should do a poll of the one hundred-and-some crap acts Alan has gassed up as 'The Next..' whoever.

🖼

God knows which hapless chancer he was talking about that week.


Actually I think it was this 15 year old kid named John Lennon, no joke.

Bruno Ganz and Babaloo Mandel (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 20 March 2021 21:05 (three years ago) link

Ah yes

Bruno Ganz and Babaloo Mandel (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 20 March 2021 21:06 (three years ago) link

I see he's still going but has dropped the Lennon. He was probably encouraged to play up to his full given name. Poor get

PaulTMA, Monday, 22 March 2021 15:58 (three years ago) link

Poor in so many ways.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 22 March 2021 16:25 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

just noting the swagger

"So Keir, do you prefer Oasis or The Stone Roses?"

Great to show the boss around Manchester today. pic.twitter.com/MmVUUMgqQC

— Angela Rayner 😷 (@AngelaRayner) April 29, 2021

mark s, Thursday, 29 April 2021 18:53 (three years ago) link

I know he's not very tall, but he looks about 5'6 there.

calzino, Thursday, 29 April 2021 19:27 (three years ago) link

I bet he felt much more comfortable bending the knee a little bit closer to the camera than Angela was!

calzino, Thursday, 29 April 2021 19:30 (three years ago) link

did he ever say which he prefers

dogs, Saturday, 1 May 2021 12:29 (three years ago) link

it's still at the "what dogshit-music authentocrat pols are supposed to like" focus group

calzino, Saturday, 1 May 2021 12:33 (three years ago) link

Kieth would obviously take Oasis over Stone Roses.

chap, Saturday, 1 May 2021 13:51 (three years ago) link

I don't know, doesn't he claim he was an 80s indie kid?

Authoritarian Steaks (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 May 2021 13:58 (three years ago) link

would explain the racism

Left, Saturday, 1 May 2021 14:06 (three years ago) link

... and Northern Soul, so Stone Roses seems more likely, though I don't believe anything he says about anything.

Authoritarian Steaks (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 May 2021 14:19 (three years ago) link

I believe him when he says he likes the pigs

Call of Scampi: Slack Nephrops (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 May 2021 14:35 (three years ago) link

Made it to 89 in the charts apparently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGfKoHvRJkY

PaulTMA, Saturday, 1 May 2021 15:02 (three years ago) link

three months pass...

Just heard a band on 6Music called Afflecks Palace; I'm not googling to see what they look like, they belong here already.

mahb, Thursday, 26 August 2021 13:25 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

Aw damn, it was a picture of Campag Velocet, it's really fucking funny

maybe these baps are legends (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 31 October 2021 01:30 (three years ago) link

a mix between The Regular Fries and Lo-Fidelity Allstars with the swagger of Delakota

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, 31 October 2021 04:39 (three years ago) link

The issue or issues of NME introducing all three of those bands as saviours of music was peak me buying NME as a kid.

in twelve parts (lamonti), Sunday, 31 October 2021 12:28 (three years ago) link

A mix between cool ranch and spicy nacho with the swagger of taro

calstars, Sunday, 31 October 2021 12:31 (three years ago) link

Didn't the Campag Velocet guy mostly dress in cycling shirts? That was probably a good look by hazy memory but I'm not searching to confirm, mainly because I don't want Campag Velocet in my search history. I thought I had a 12" of theirs but turns out I was confusing them with Regular Fries. So now Campag Velocet are in my living room search history. I think the record I'm thinking of was also on Rabid Badger records lol 1998 what the fuck was I thinking. Lo-Fidelity Allstars had some bangers tho, mostly after they ditched the "singer"

The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Sunday, 31 October 2021 16:53 (three years ago) link

The Wrekked Train christ alive

PaulTMA, Sunday, 31 October 2021 17:46 (three years ago) link

a mix between The Regular Fries and Lo-Fidelity Allstars with the swagger of Delakota

― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic),

i f*cking loved the fries.
first album in particular.
the last band i have tried to get everything that was available on cd.
still listen to them a lot, and to be fair, same goes for the other 2 bands.
never saw any of them live, and had given buying the nme so have no idea what they looked/interviewed like, nor care.

mark e, Sunday, 31 October 2021 17:57 (three years ago) link

(I like 'em all too)

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, 31 October 2021 17:58 (three years ago) link

h/t, noodle vague, this campaq frontman is pretty hilarious

https://img6.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/n/w/nwdg0fo5yyjhjyo.jpg

https://lastfm.freetls.fastly.net/i/u/770x0/ac2e84e32bd3079e2d804651ed544122.jpg

brimstead, Sunday, 31 October 2021 21:28 (three years ago) link

looks like christian vander in that one tbh

o shit the sheriff (NickB), Sunday, 31 October 2021 21:50 (three years ago) link

... crossed with Sky Saxon

Des Weerelds Dool-om-berg ont-doold op Dool-in-bergh (Tom D.), Sunday, 31 October 2021 21:54 (three years ago) link

I feel like there's an extremely vocal Campag Velocet fan on this board.

chap, Sunday, 31 October 2021 21:58 (three years ago) link

h/t, noodle vague, this campaq frontman is pretty hilarious

not going to deny it.
apparently, after his pop star world, he went onto the lucrative world of belt buckles.
i kid you not.

https://www.numb-uk.com/interview-voss-king-of-belts.html

mark e, Sunday, 31 October 2021 22:02 (three years ago) link

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/onesport/cps/800/cpsprodpb/95ED/production/_121318383_fur.jpg

FUR are William Murray, Flynn Whelan, William Tavener and Harry Saunders. They describe their music as being like "if a 1960s band were doing something modern"

it isn't even a Fraktion (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 November 2021 11:48 (three years ago) link

Well, I'm sold.

Des Weerelds Dool-om-berg ont-doold op Dool-in-bergh (Tom D.), Saturday, 6 November 2021 11:58 (three years ago) link

They describe their music as being "oh don't mind us, hope we aren't in your way, sorry, if it's an imposition we'll leave now, sorry"

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 6 November 2021 12:29 (three years ago) link

terrifying

it isn't even a Fraktion (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 November 2021 12:58 (three years ago) link

that's society fucked

it isn't even a Fraktion (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 November 2021 12:58 (three years ago) link

"god help us if there's a war: already esconced in a trench" edn

mark s, Saturday, 6 November 2021 13:59 (three years ago) link

Pretty sure one of them knocked up my sister and now I have a nephew called Liam

The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Saturday, 6 November 2021 14:02 (three years ago) link

Watch the fuck out Runcorn and St. Helens, we're coming your way.

Des Weerelds Dool-om-berg ont-doold op Dool-in-bergh (Tom D.), Saturday, 6 November 2021 14:08 (three years ago) link

🖼


Flight of the Conchords?

A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 6 November 2021 15:37 (three years ago) link

Aw, FUR look kind of sweet and not very swaggering at all.

emil.y, Saturday, 6 November 2021 18:00 (three years ago) link

Yeah but that description of their music was too good to leave out

it isn't even a Fraktion (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 November 2021 18:36 (three years ago) link

still listen to them a lot, and to be fair, same goes for the other 2 bands.
never saw any of them live, and had given buying the nme so have no idea what they looked/interviewed like, nor care.

I lived in and around Camden mid-to-late 90s and definitely saw at least one early Campag Velocet gig at the Dublin Castle plus Lo-Fis on several occasions - better live than on record. Their second album is actually pretty good, but almost completely ignored.

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Saturday, 6 November 2021 23:28 (three years ago) link

eww

o shit the sheriff (NickB), Wednesday, 10 November 2021 21:33 (three years ago) link

i suppose the joke is that it's a sunburst finish. does anyone think of them as a strat band though? only really think of them playing semis and then les pauls

anyhow, every day i walk my dog past one massive house in a fancy street that has like two range rovers in the spacious driveway and through one window i always see this huge framed reproduction of that that album cover on the wall and if you're wondering who would spend a grand on this crappy-looking thing well there's your answer

o shit the sheriff (NickB), Wednesday, 10 November 2021 21:40 (three years ago) link

a google image search of live photos reveals, as you said, mostly hollowbody gibsons or les pauls, few other quirky things

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 10 November 2021 22:09 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Oasis tribute band and 50 punters trapped in Britain's highest pub by snow blizzard https://t.co/uOXpWJCx5S pic.twitter.com/sWCnN2Ia5Z

— Daily Express (@Daily_Express) November 28, 2021

soref, Monday, 29 November 2021 12:19 (three years ago) link

three months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq_P2xOE8wM

Maresn3st, Thursday, 3 March 2022 19:20 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

“Picture the quintessential rock band…”

http://www.colonyhousemusic.com/bio

gucci meme (theStalePrince), Wednesday, 20 April 2022 14:08 (two years ago) link

“We’re not sex drugs and rock and roll,” Caleb says, laughing. “We’re just rock and roll.”

That's me sold

Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Wednesday, 20 April 2022 15:33 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

is the guy on the left not playing along? or just not quite nailed it down yet?

calzino, Sunday, 29 May 2022 23:41 (two years ago) link

lol that this thread is almost 10 years old

calzino, Sunday, 29 May 2022 23:45 (two years ago) link

every band pictured here are better than the smiths tbh

― mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Monday, 22 July 2013 16:13 (eight years ago) bookmarkflaglink

calzino, Sunday, 29 May 2022 23:47 (two years ago) link

that is actually true, but not in a way that exonerates either party

calzino, Sunday, 29 May 2022 23:50 (two years ago) link

a mix between Regular Fries and Campag Velocet with 1/8 the swagger of Dumpy's Rusty Nuts

Yul Brynner film festival on Channel 48... (sic), Monday, 30 May 2022 02:17 (two years ago) link

is the guy on the left not playing along? or just not quite nailed it down yet?

Drummer. The elephant in the room here is that someone reads the Alloa & Hillfoots Advertiser.

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Monday, 30 May 2022 07:08 (two years ago) link

looks like one erection or whatever they are called!

xzanfar, Tuesday, 31 May 2022 00:56 (two years ago) link

Lion in China zoo goes viral for fringe, zookeepers deny giving it haircut https://t.co/KqAmwiHzrr pic.twitter.com/8ZN45jOmbr

— Mothership.sg (@MothershipSG) May 30, 2022

Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Wednesday, 1 June 2022 20:26 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

“Imagine The Rolling Stones creating an album with The Doors jamming with Primal Scream...This is Hardwicke Circus. Transforming their influences into their own originality, this night was one to remember for some time to come.”

https://www.newsandstar.co.uk/resources/images/12561111/

Eavis Has Left the Building (Tom D.), Saturday, 2 July 2022 09:02 (two years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El7W7wQRLQA
Paul Mccartney requested that they play at Glastonbury. The singer can't decide whether to impersonate Paul Weller or Terry Hall. I guess the mild 2 Tone sax and piano bits make it slightly different to the usual run of the mill Oasis/Roses shash. But they're just underwhelming and inoffensive really.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 2 July 2022 09:27 (two years ago) link

imagine second rate liam gallagher, richard ashcroft and miles hunt lookalikes copying a u2 joshua tree era photo shoot in a local field...

dear confusion the catastrophe waitress (ledge), Saturday, 2 July 2022 09:38 (two years ago) link

otm

Eavis Has Left the Building (Tom D.), Saturday, 2 July 2022 09:53 (two years ago) link

irresistible memories of nod from the neph, from the lads bookending that photo

mark s, Saturday, 2 July 2022 10:14 (two years ago) link

no one throws mouldy flour at bands any more

mark s, Saturday, 2 July 2022 10:14 (two years ago) link

the infamous neph drug bust after a cleaner spotted bags of white flour in their hotel room was a classic

calzino, Saturday, 2 July 2022 10:21 (two years ago) link

i think earlier in this thread people have talked about the strangeness of the promo copy for these bands but "Transforming their influences into their own originality, this night was one to remember for some time to come” is a delightful word salad

dogs, Monday, 4 July 2022 09:25 (two years ago) link

The piano and sax line makes it sound more Springsteen to me than your usual lads group. This tune is better than many things posted on this thread.

earlnash, Monday, 4 July 2022 13:52 (two years ago) link

It's kinda like a Bosstones song.

earlnash, Monday, 4 July 2022 13:53 (two years ago) link

Bosstones here to teach the Brits a thing or two about "swagger"

https://2pqaf02qwhn51glbrk2w4wj2-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/MightyMightyBosstones01-1.jpg

soref, Monday, 4 July 2022 14:27 (two years ago) link

If you'd have told me to picture the Bosstones, I would've imagined more hats

kinder, Monday, 4 July 2022 14:50 (two years ago) link

They have them but seven of them had new haircuts to show off

Vinnie, Monday, 4 July 2022 15:17 (two years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1120009349999595520/CvjdQNNS_400x400.jpg

this is my incredibly annoying dickhead cousin who used to wear hats all the time until his wealthy gf paid for a hair transplant and then the hats mysteriously became less frequent. Next time I see him I'll tell him there is no cure for spiritual baldness and his repertoire of Beatles/Oasis/Coldplay covers is fucking lame!

calzino, Monday, 4 July 2022 15:40 (two years ago) link

The piano and sax line makes it sound more Springsteen to me than your usual lads group. This tune is better than many things posted on this thread.

That makes it sound worse tbh.

Eavis Has Left the Building (Tom D.), Monday, 4 July 2022 16:31 (two years ago) link

Makes it sound more with-the-swagger-of-Boomtown-Rats tbh.

Piedie Gimbel, Monday, 4 July 2022 16:46 (two years ago) link

eight months pass...

i believe that calboa is just some dumb quasi-acronym of the bandmembers' nicknames etc but i did briefly think "this is a more interesting direction for self-styling to take -- is it a place or a flower or what?"

(there is a plant genus sometimes known as calboa, tho more usually as ipomoea: the latter includes morning glory, moonflower, sweet potato and water spinach… but i don't think this is what these feebs were going for)

mark s, Friday, 17 March 2023 12:41 (one year ago) link

I think theyre just Doherty aligned rather than the usual Oasis etc

The boysiness remains the same tho

satori enabler (Noodle Vague), Friday, 17 March 2023 13:01 (one year ago) link

Calboa are a four-piece band from Hull who started life as the bedroom project of singer-songwriter Callum Blakeston, an affably rakish fellow with an easy laugh, a dandy hat and the look of a young Richard Ashcroft.

Shard-borne Beatles with their drowsy hums (Chinaski), Friday, 17 March 2023 17:30 (one year ago) link

maybe i will bump into him in the pub one day and he will be a lovely person and i'll either shut my mouth or find the gentlest possible way to say "your fantasy is shit"

satori enabler (Noodle Vague), Friday, 17 March 2023 17:33 (one year ago) link

two amorphous band blokes from Hull, both po-faced twats with sunglasses hanging from the necks of their t-shirts for a band pic: absolutely no right to exist.

some semi-famous preening actor nob at Cannes doing the same: annoying, but still an acceptable element of poseur etiquette rules.

sorry, I didn't make these rules.

calzino, Friday, 17 March 2023 21:41 (one year ago) link

yeah i mean is there any use for sunglasses in hull?

ꙮ (map), Friday, 17 March 2023 21:46 (one year ago) link

that wall needs repointing lads

fetter, Friday, 17 March 2023 21:49 (one year ago) link

none of that foreign muck

massaman gai (front tea for two), Saturday, 18 March 2023 08:21 (one year ago) link

Guy on the right looks like a sadistic PE teacher. Guy second from left looks like a fascist Job Centre advisor.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 18 March 2023 09:34 (one year ago) link

advisor: "You're late for your appointment."
snoball: "I'm 30 seconds late because the bus collided with a recumbant pensioner."
advisor: "Come back in 2 hours."

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 18 March 2023 09:37 (one year ago) link

the beardy one reminds of this young middle-class jogger I once had some verbals with (he cried like a pussyole cos my soft-arse dog barked at him once). Lots of tattoos and gym membership, something about "positive mental health" on their social media profile. My dog is good at judging twats!

calzino, Saturday, 18 March 2023 10:25 (one year ago) link

the look of a young Richard Ashcroft

Specifically, the look of a young Richard Ashcroft who has done too much nitrous (ie any amount of nitrous).

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 18 March 2023 12:02 (one year ago) link

If 40 is considered young.

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 March 2023 13:43 (one year ago) link

Hull-based indie band The Steamers is a force to be reckoned with, blending the infectious grooves of The Stone Roses with the psychedelic edge of Primal Scream and the undeniable swagger of Oasis. Their music is a perfect fusion of classic and contemporary sounds, combining driving guitars, pulsing basslines, and soaring vocals to create a truly unique sonic experience. With a powerful stage presence and an unapologetic attitude, The Steamers are quickly making a name for themselves on the UK indie scene. Don't miss the chance to catch their electrifying live show and experience the irresistible sound of The Steamers.

- Chat GPT

kinder, Saturday, 18 March 2023 13:49 (one year ago) link

maybe Chat GPT has been working in the background for more years than we realise

satori enabler (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 March 2023 14:02 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Nothing more swaggery than Oasis than having a punch up with your band mates.

The View: Gig halted after band members clash on stage

A gig came to an abrupt halt after The View lead singer apparently threw a punch at the band's bassist.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Thursday, 11 May 2023 19:14 (one year ago) link

A mix between Frazier and Foreman with the swagger of Ali...

The View’s gig at Manchester’s Deaf Institute was interrupted by an altercation last night… within the band 😳pic.twitter.com/16LnIpBIsE

— Far Out Magazine (@FarOutMag) May 11, 2023

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 May 2023 19:50 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

That PR blurb is quite... something

Do I look like I know what a jpeg is? (dog latin), Wednesday, 21 June 2023 00:34 (one year ago) link

Did I imagine it or have they become really right wing in their older age? I'm sure someone mentioned that they were one of the all lives matter anti-woke brigade.

kitchen person, Wednesday, 21 June 2023 01:00 (one year ago) link

I’m hoping people will come away with the idea that you’re gonna love every track, and that it’s a callback to the glory days of rock. That’s all I ask.

assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 21 June 2023 01:00 (one year ago) link

I'm now searching recent interviews with them.

Lots of gold in here:

https://www.flickofthefinger.co.uk/band-interviews/2019/hurricane-1-interview/

Lots of 90’s bands are making a comeback, was it only a matter of time before Hurricane #1 returned?

Chris – People don’t always realise we have been back since 2015, becuase our 2016 album, Find What You Love And Kill It, went a bit under the radar as it was only released internationally

Of course, there’s a familiar name to the 90’s followers in Stuart Fletcher. A former Seahorse…….

Stuart – British music needs us and all these other bands for then. We were all the pioneers of the genre.

Jon – Back to show them how it’s done (laughs)

kitchen person, Wednesday, 21 June 2023 01:10 (one year ago) link

Love the way that whichever poor label intern had to come up with this shite couldn't be arsed to fix the piss-poor grammar the band had supplied for the track by track rundown.

darts macabre (Matt #2), Wednesday, 21 June 2023 01:10 (one year ago) link

What are the members of Hurricane #1 listening to when it comes to current music out there?

Chris – Crowded House for me, just now…..loved them then and I love them now. Also, a band called Television.

Alex – I love the big guns………real musicians. Black Sabbath, The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Johnny Cash. Old school, you can’t beat it!

Stuart – I’m really digging Greta Van Fleet at the moment. Ace band, along with Zero 7

Jon – Bob Seger, Pearl Jam……..old school rock


Stuart not really on the same page here.

assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 21 June 2023 01:21 (one year ago) link

"a band called Television"

Kim Kimberly, Wednesday, 21 June 2023 01:29 (one year ago) link

"There was another group in the East End called the Originals, and we had to rename ourselves."

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 21 June 2023 01:34 (one year ago) link

When the subtext becomes the text

two grills one tap (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 June 2023 08:43 (one year ago) link

more like Hurricane #18

Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Wednesday, 21 June 2023 08:47 (one year ago) link

you’ve really got to wonder how you reach the point of hating people defined by their rejection of racism and fascism, but I guess it’s the good ol youuuu kayy
(not that most Brits are awful, just that the extremists go hard)

assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 21 June 2023 08:48 (one year ago) link

a mix between Greta Van Fleet and Television with the swagger of Crowded House

he thinks it's chinese money (soref), Wednesday, 21 June 2023 09:19 (one year ago) link

A mix between Adolf Hitler and General Franco with the swagger of Mussolini.

Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Wednesday, 21 June 2023 09:23 (one year ago) link

More like a mix between Nick Griffin and Monty Python's Gumbys with the swagger of Albert Steptoe

ledge, Wednesday, 21 June 2023 09:33 (one year ago) link

Hah when I saw the H#1 link posted originally I was thinking 'do I ask if this is the band with the racist lead singer or is that actually Heavy Stereo or someone?'

you can see me from westbury white horse, Wednesday, 21 June 2023 09:52 (one year ago) link

rest assured every band in this thread has a racist lead singer

two grills one tap (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 June 2023 11:14 (one year ago) link

Changing Scene had nailed this vibe years before Britpop.

There’s a lot going on in this image… pic.twitter.com/2HAyHTtmNQ

— David Walker (@DaveModculture) June 26, 2023

Portsmouth Bubblejet, Tuesday, 27 June 2023 05:46 (one year ago) link

It's my unfounded belief that at least two people in Changing Scene were siblings

assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 07:30 (one year ago) link

oh

assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 07:57 (one year ago) link

can't find any other reference to Changing Scene on the internet except for a listing in the June 9th 1975 edition of the Hull Daily Mail, they were appearing at Ocean that night

https://i.imgur.com/tkY4xsY.png

he thinks it's chinese money (soref), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 09:32 (one year ago) link

sorry, that's June 6th, not 9th

he thinks it's chinese money (soref), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 09:33 (one year ago) link

Well that proves they existed, it did have the look of a fake about it.

Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 10:33 (one year ago) link

If it’s a fake it’s fantastic. Kudos to whoever thought to have a drumming ventriloquist.

Crabber B. Munson (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 11:42 (one year ago) link

maybe someone is going through old copies of the Hull Daily Mail and using the band names from the listings page in their fake promos? Hope they do The Sensational WHIYZZ KIDZ next

he thinks it's chinese money (soref), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 12:08 (one year ago) link

are you ready for BILK?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThyVGDuUzd0

fetter, Wednesday, 5 July 2023 20:14 (one year ago) link

Love the way that whichever poor label intern had to come up with this shite couldn't be arsed to fix the piss-poor grammar the band had supplied for the track by track rundown.

Do labels even need interns anymore? Cause their blurb reads exactly like something ChatGPT would spit out

Vinnie, Thursday, 6 July 2023 00:44 (one year ago) link

so the singer from Hurricane #1 is an actual nazi. i remember the name, but couldn't remember what song they did so i googled. oh yeahhh, they didn't have a hit song, they were a momentary blip on the radar because the guitarist from Ride was involved. they disappeared fast because even the most ardent Ride stans lost interest the instant they heard a note of the music. they must be bored, hardly think any fans were clamoring for a reunion. god, did they ever suck.

carthage marine park (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 6 July 2023 01:22 (one year ago) link

The nu-H#1 are essentially every other band on this thread but with the minuscule advantage of technically having been in the charts about twice

PaulTMA, Thursday, 6 July 2023 12:10 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

Massive crowd for Centrist Dad’s debut gig in North London. A great new up-and-coming band featuring @edballs, @Peston and @JohnWilson14. pic.twitter.com/5ZARDKozu6

— Dino Sofos (@dinosofos) September 10, 2023

woof, Monday, 11 September 2023 11:13 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

Colchester rock band Koopa have made chart history by becoming the first unsigned act to enter the UK Top 40; Their new single Blag, Steal & Borrow debuted at number 31. How have they managed it? Through downloads. (2007)

https://i.imgur.com/Y1CklRe.png

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 16 November 2023 11:21 (one year ago) link

lol i thought hard about posting that on here

Tyler Perry's Cystitis (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 November 2023 11:22 (one year ago) link

they look like Blink wannabes tho rather than Campaign for Real Rock lads

Tyler Perry's Cystitis (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 November 2023 11:23 (one year ago) link

They want to be Blink 182 but at heart they are a mix between The Stone Roses and Primal Scream with the swagger of Oasis is how i see it

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 16 November 2023 11:26 (one year ago) link

lol this is the end of their wikipedia entry

2010: Koopa return
After spending time away, the band have announced they will be making a return in late 2010, having had a very deliberate six months or so "out of the loop", and after working and touring solidly for eight years. Joe Murphy said: "We've been out of the loop by choice. When you gig for so long, it gets a bit samey, so we took a bit of a break after the last few tours."[citation needed]

The band announced that their break was taken to develop a slightly new sound and new songs.

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 16 November 2023 11:31 (one year ago) link

Back to basics, just three lads in a room, workin' it out

MaresNest, Thursday, 16 November 2023 11:40 (one year ago) link

Man can’t wait for that new sound and songs

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 16 November 2023 13:42 (one year ago) link

whoa hold on there, it's a slightly new sound, they aren't going to stray far from that Koopa sound we all know and love

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 16 November 2023 13:45 (one year ago) link

whew

Mark G, Thursday, 16 November 2023 16:35 (one year ago) link

https://www.gazette-news.co.uk/resources/images/401758/?type=og-image

https://static2.imagecollect.com/preview/4964/2c0db5cb357ac8b

this is the most 2000s looking band I've ever seen, like a fictional band in a tv show set in in 2004 that they add as a period detail to remind that it's 2004

soref, Thursday, 16 November 2023 17:02 (one year ago) link

i think critiquing people based on looks is always a bad thing to do so i must remain silent

Tyler Perry's Cystitis (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 November 2023 17:04 (one year ago) link

https://x.com/LaurieWright4/status/1722675637020700689

blazin' squab (NickB), Thursday, 16 November 2023 19:34 (one year ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auluOXfHWqc

blazin' squab (NickB), Thursday, 16 November 2023 19:34 (one year ago) link

ok i managed 9 seconds

Tyler Perry's Cystitis (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 November 2023 19:35 (one year ago) link

I like the camera pan around his haircut

calstars, Thursday, 16 November 2023 21:29 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

I came here expressly to post that link on this thread.

Nine Inch Males (Tom D.), Thursday, 21 December 2023 12:53 (eleven months ago) link

Sometimes, the stars align...

I would prefer not to. (Chinaski), Thursday, 21 December 2023 13:19 (eleven months ago) link

We need Noel and Ian Brown to form a revenge supergroup now. Perhaps Boaby could play tambourine in both?

you have already voted in this dolt and cannot vote again (Matt #2), Thursday, 21 December 2023 13:42 (eleven months ago) link

The only time I saw P Scream live, c.1986, they had a dedicated tambourine player, who wore black leather gloves. Bobby a stickler for the health and safety of his bandmates back then.

fetter, Thursday, 21 December 2023 14:03 (eleven months ago) link

I'm hanging fire with my excitement until Northside Uproar happens

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 21 December 2023 14:09 (eleven months ago) link

New Fast Automatic Delicatessens

you can see me from westbury white horse, Thursday, 21 December 2023 14:18 (eleven months ago) link

Fool's Old

calstars, Thursday, 21 December 2023 14:21 (eleven months ago) link

man the credits on liam's last album are bizarre. why does danny l harle have a production credit on some awful reggae rock track? why does ezra koenig play on a bunch of tracks & have a writing/production credit on one (not that you can tell)

ufo, Thursday, 21 December 2023 14:41 (eleven months ago) link

It's when you have plenty of money to throw around for your vanity solo project, is my guess.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 21 December 2023 14:48 (eleven months ago) link

Good to see mc tunes is still way out of his league though

blazin' squab (NickB), Thursday, 21 December 2023 15:42 (eleven months ago) link

He did something with yr man out of Ocean Colour scene a few years ago, a Weller song...could they be any more parochial?

fetter, Thursday, 21 December 2023 16:18 (eleven months ago) link

Last of the Summer Champagne Supernova

the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Thursday, 21 December 2023 16:33 (eleven months ago) link

Sally Zimmerframe

you can see me from westbury white horse, Thursday, 21 December 2023 16:52 (eleven months ago) link

this thread started out as farce and has descended into tragedy

Honnest Brish Face (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 December 2023 17:05 (eleven months ago) link

Mirroring the career arc of most of the bands in it

you have already voted in this dolt and cannot vote again (Matt #2), Thursday, 21 December 2023 17:44 (eleven months ago) link

man the credits on liam's last album are bizarre. why does danny l harle have a production credit on some awful reggae rock track? why does ezra koenig play on a bunch of tracks & have a writing/production credit on one (not that you can tell)

― ufo, Thursday, December 21, 2023 8:41 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

liam seems like a way better guy to hang out w.than noel

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 21 December 2023 18:05 (eleven months ago) link

bloke from semisonic told his experience of being recruited for a Liam solo album on podcast Comedy Bang Bang last month, which is likely representative of many of these credits

bae (sic), Thursday, 21 December 2023 18:15 (eleven months ago) link

Some old school flavour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2j2yYbFUlk

MaresNest, Saturday, 30 December 2023 21:08 (eleven months ago) link

man the credits on liam's last album are bizarre. why does danny l harle have a production credit on some awful reggae rock track? why does ezra koenig play on a bunch of tracks & have a writing/production credit on one (not that you can tell)


I discovered the Ezra thing thanks to your post and after listening to the track you really can tell it’s Ezra !
I do wonder how come they got to work together though… I can’t imagine them hanging out or share any musical interest…

AlXTC from Paris, Sunday, 31 December 2023 07:18 (eleven months ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj3CuuaQlnY

MaresNest, Thursday, 1 February 2024 23:22 (ten months ago) link

holy shit

assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 2 February 2024 01:35 (ten months ago) link

head explodes

calstars, Friday, 2 February 2024 01:39 (ten months ago) link

I kinda like it :D

Chewshabadoo, Friday, 2 February 2024 10:31 (ten months ago) link

I mean it's different at least.

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 2 February 2024 10:55 (ten months ago) link

I kinda like it :D

same

blazin' squab (NickB), Friday, 2 February 2024 12:27 (ten months ago) link

All the same I’m not on my way to Bandcamp

Chewshabadoo, Friday, 2 February 2024 14:40 (ten months ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/@northernrevelationofficial

First video is a live cover of Stone Roses…

Chewshabadoo, Friday, 2 February 2024 14:42 (ten months ago) link

Now, if only Bobby Gillespie would have joined that new group with Liam Gallagher and John Squire, then this truly would have been a damningly prescient thread.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 2 February 2024 14:51 (ten months ago) link

Squire singing, Liam playing the guitar, Bobby bobbying.

The British Boy of Film Classification (Tom D.), Friday, 2 February 2024 15:14 (ten months ago) link

Not quite the Ryan Trecartin-inspired ladrock crossover it hints at

PaulTMA, Saturday, 3 February 2024 00:17 (ten months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ydz-AoyQhk

i'm even more baffled by "watch you fall" after listening to a single other song of theirs which is exactly the ladrock i expected

ufo, Saturday, 3 February 2024 00:47 (ten months ago) link

Possibly some kind of instrument ID switch in the MIDI tracks behind the vocal. Can't believe how bad the lipsync is in the videos, it's not even iMovie standard.

assert (matttkkkk), Saturday, 3 February 2024 01:29 (ten months ago) link

In this photograph Liam Gallagher and John Squire have extremely strong 'mother and son in a BBC 'North West Tonight' story about 'aggressive cold call door to door sales deliberately targeting the vulnerable' energy. pic.twitter.com/iRUpvtrD4d

— Harry Sword (@HarrySword) February 7, 2024

Wry & Slobby (Portsmouth Bubblejet), Thursday, 8 February 2024 15:13 (ten months ago) link

lol

The British Boy of Film Classification (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 February 2024 15:37 (ten months ago) link

perfect

Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Thursday, 8 February 2024 15:42 (ten months ago) link

#onethread Show me some men who look like old lesbians!

Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Thursday, 8 February 2024 15:45 (ten months ago) link

it reminds me of an old Japanese painting I saw. I think it was called something like "The Skeleton and the Witch".

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 8 February 2024 17:02 (ten months ago) link

Squire always looks so self consciously po-faced in pics - like he's holding a facial pose he thinks is most flattering to his ugly mug, doesn't he ever smile? God help him if he thinks he looks enigmatic doing this!

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 8 February 2024 17:10 (ten months ago) link

These guys all eventually turn into John Craven, it's a genetic inevitability

the most powerful man in cornish politics (Matt #2), Thursday, 8 February 2024 17:13 (ten months ago) link

https://i.ibb.co/S592zQY/20240208-155528.jpg

Don't remember this lot at all

blazin' squab (NickB), Thursday, 8 February 2024 21:27 (ten months ago) link

Probably for the best

calstars, Thursday, 8 February 2024 21:42 (ten months ago) link

Vaguely remember them as a late 80s band who I think toured fairly regularly with Senseless Things

groovypanda, Thursday, 8 February 2024 21:44 (ten months ago) link

ah yeah, i can see that! though i'm still not sure where the guy with the shades fits into the whole thing

blazin' squab (NickB), Thursday, 8 February 2024 21:52 (ten months ago) link

ha I actually have that song on this (pretty good) compilation: https://www.discogs.com/release/13004134-Various-Just-A-Bad-Dream-Sixty-British-Garage-And-Trash-Nuggets-1981-89

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 8 February 2024 22:08 (ten months ago) link

ah context! cheers boss, theres a 50p copy of it in chichester but you'll have to spend 15 quid and half the day on the train to get there :)

blazin' squab (NickB), Thursday, 8 February 2024 22:32 (ten months ago) link

https://cdn-az.allevents.in/events3/banners/10c775f1b84c8c3b26a319f4260ac08fe1ca13a9ebdbb268a47d878e418df74f-rimg-w960-h540-gmir.jpg?v=1707504590

These days, as anyone who has seen them in the flesh could tell you, Kula Shaker’s live shows are less like gigs than bona-fide happenings… communal gatherings of like-minded souls where the bilateral flow of positive energy feels powerful enough to levitate the Royal Albert Hall.

Named after a 10th century south-Indian poet King, Kula Shaker, carried their royal flag of retro freakery and spiritual sonics to the toppermost of the poppermost during the heady days of Britpop, with songs like ‘Tattva’ and ‘Hush’ and from the multi-platinum selling album ‘K’. Fast forward to present day, and 2024 sees the band ride out once again, mystical-machine-guns-a-blazing, with the release of ‘Natural Magick’ — their 7th studio album.

Kula Shaker’s timely reboot seems in no small part due to one key development, which Kula konnoisseurs have long dreamed about — the return of Hammond organ wizard Jay Darlington after a decade with Oasis and various Gallaghers. Now the four original members of the band’s classic line-up: Crispian Mills (guitar) Alonza Bevan (bass) and Paul Winter Hart (drums) — are reunited for the first time since 1999’s ‘Peasants, Pigs & Astronauts’, and with a 13-track album featuring some of their best songs to date, the band look set to scale the dizzy heights once more.

soref, Saturday, 10 February 2024 12:31 (ten months ago) link

I bet when he takes them shades off he looks older than his mum

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 10 February 2024 12:36 (ten months ago) link

when one of the two big hits you namecheck is your Deep Purple (i know, don't @ me) cover version

wang mang band (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 February 2024 12:41 (ten months ago) link

Nice of Michael Fabricant to loan him his wig.

The British Boy of Film Classification (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 February 2024 12:46 (ten months ago) link

Feller on the left is a dead ringer for one of the actors in Limmy's show

Maresn3st, Saturday, 10 February 2024 12:57 (ten months ago) link

I like that they name the king that they’re named after

assert (matttkkkk), Saturday, 10 February 2024 13:01 (ten months ago) link

How do they have seven albums

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 10 February 2024 14:29 (ten months ago) link

every current member of Kula Shaker has their own individual wikipedia page, which seems like overkill

Paul Winter-Hart (born 19 September 1971) is the drummer for the English band Kula Shaker.[1] He grew up in East Pennard, Somerset, and is noted for being reserved in interviews.[2]

soref, Saturday, 10 February 2024 15:04 (ten months ago) link

Oh we share a birthday. East Pennard isn't too far away either. I'm finding this almost interesting.

Funniest bit on the Kula page: Mills commented in 2016, "The musical styles on K are mainstream now. [In 1996] people didn't know how to understand it or where to place it, so all that was left to do was deride it."[22]

you can see me from westbury white horse, Saturday, 10 February 2024 15:47 (ten months ago) link

Never heard of them before, but I present to you Brigitte Calls Me Baby.

https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627ac04a7f00c4243f71101d/2d09c8bb-d79f-48f8-8eca-6b9f76646876/BCMB_290823_0619+copy.JPG

nickn, Friday, 16 February 2024 17:56 (nine months ago) link

Barnet FC should sign them up

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 16 February 2024 18:14 (nine months ago) link

They appear to be from Chicago.

The British Boy of Film Classification (Tom D.), Friday, 16 February 2024 18:15 (nine months ago) link

There’s hair in there

tobo73, Friday, 16 February 2024 18:23 (nine months ago) link

Landfill windy city

nxd, Friday, 16 February 2024 18:30 (nine months ago) link

^^ vg

bae (sic), Friday, 16 February 2024 18:54 (nine months ago) link

Pretty sure these belong on one of the "lads that sound like The Blue Nile" threads rather than this one

wang mang band (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 February 2024 19:26 (nine months ago) link

they do look more like they are going for a pouty 80's art student band aesthetic more than being the lads

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 16 February 2024 19:33 (nine months ago) link

The front guy looks like he's one of those poncy post-Bad Seeds Londons band from the 90s - whose fanbase didn't stretch much further than Camden High Street. The three guys at the back look like they're from a different band entirely. Anyway, they're American so I don't see how they qualify for this thread.

The British Boy of Film Classification (Tom D.), Friday, 16 February 2024 20:10 (nine months ago) link

Tom I gave up on the direction of this thread a long time ago

wang mang band (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 February 2024 20:54 (nine months ago) link

two months pass...

an understandable mistake from The Scum

Nice of The Sun to announce that @FatWhiteFamily have split up, even though they haven't.

They've also illustrated it with a truly beautiful photo of (I think?) Catfish & The Bottlemen.#dontbuythesunhttps://t.co/FjTNywftxu

— Benjamin Myers (@BenMyers1) April 30, 2024

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 30 April 2024 17:48 (seven months ago) link

Not quite sure where to put this, so it’s going here:

https://x.com/george__woodall/status/1785624950042214472

Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 2 May 2024 01:12 (seven months ago) link

Ah, does this work better?

New favourite bit of TikTok is quite easily Indonesian Britpop pic.twitter.com/HTPMZ453dT

— George (@george__woodall) May 1, 2024

Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 2 May 2024 01:13 (seven months ago) link


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