Boston - Third Stage

this is probably Scholz's best collection of songs

http://www.mariquita.com/images/photogallery/vegetablesatoz/shallots/shallots%20spring-med.jpg

jesus fuck no

Amanda is great, but everything else is like a sad echo of the punch & energy of the first album. And I don't think Delp sounds that amazing, he sounds kinda restrained/strangled to me.

phil otm

I shouldn't have started this poll. I realize it is my secret shame.

I will admit to secretly liking "Cool the Engines," but it's still not a patch on "Hitch A Ride" or "Peace Of Mind."

it's okay JF, it makes you more human :)

"Cool The Engines" for me. Great liner notes.

i've heard "Can'tcha Say (You Believe in Me)" on the radio a few times and it's kind of terrible.

ayup

I remember the first time the local FM rock station played "Amanda." After the song ended, there were several seconds of uncharacteristic dead air. Finally the DJ comes on and says, "We waited eight years for that?"

Haha!

I WANNA TAKE YOU TO THE MOVIE
AND TOUCH YOUR BIG OLE BOOTY

AMANDA

I WANNA TAKE YOU THE SPOT
AND DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT

AMANDA

I WANNA TAKE UP THE STAIRS
AND SEE YOUR UNDERWEARS

AMANDA

I WANNA TAKE YOU BY THE WILLOWS
AND SEE YOUR DIRTY PILLOWS

AMANDA

I WANNA TAKE YOU TO THE MALL
AND YOU AND I WILL BALL

AMANDA

!

I WANNA PARK AT PIZZA HUT
AND PUT IT IN YOUR BUTT

AMANDA

I WANNA RIDE WITH YOU UPSTATE
AND TOGETHER MASTURBATE

AMANDA

FIRST WE SHARE AN ICE CREAM FLOAT
AND THEN WE MOTORBOAT

AMANDA

I WANNA LAY DOWN ON THE GROUND
AND CLIMB YOUR VENUS MOUND

AMANDA

I WANNA TELEPHONE YOUR DAD
AND COSPLAY BREAKING BAD

AMANDA

I WANNA TIE YOU UP TODAY
LIKE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

AMANDA

I WANNA FEEL YOUR LONG BLACK STOCKING
AND GET THESE BOOTS A KNOCKING

AMANDA

I'm glad this thread turned out okay after all.

:D

I WANNA TAKE YOU BY SURPRISE
AND VOMIT ON YOUR THIGHS

AMANDA

I WANNA TAKE A NAP
THEN WATCH YOU MAKE IT CLAP

AMANDA

I WANNA ROCK N ROLL ALL NIGHT
AND PARTY EVERY DAY

AMANDA

hahaha

thank you all for humoring my descent back into middle school

I GOT A LETTER FROM THE GOVERNMENT
THE OTHER DAY
I OPENED AND READ IT
IT SAID THEY WERE SUCKERS

AMANDA

THAT'S GREAT
IT STARTS WITH AN EARTHQUAKE
BIRDS AND SNAKES, AN AEROPLANE
LENNY BRUCE IS NOT AFRAID

AMANDA

I AM THE FLOWER YOU ARE THE SEED
WE WALKED IN THE GARDEN WE PLANTED A TREE

AMANDA

I WANNA SEE YOU KICKSTART NUDE
AND GET MY BOTTLE CHEWED

AMANDA

omg lol

I WANNA PLAY A BOSTON SONG
AND WAVE AROUND MY DONG

AMANDA

AND I TRY
OH MY GOD DO I TRY
I TRY ALL THE TIME

AMANDA

hahaha

think we all know which song will win the poll

YOU CAN'T HIDE YOUR LYIN EYES
AND YOUR SMILE IS A THIN DISGUISE

AMANDA

NOW SHE WANT A PHOTO
YOU ALREADY KNOW THO
YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE
THAT'S THE MOTTO

AMANDA

#YOLO

I WANNA KNOW WHAT TURNS YOU ON
SO I CAN BE ALL THAT AND MORE

AMANDA

NOT ON THE BED LAY ME ON YOUR SOFA
CALL BEFORE YOU COME I NEED TO SHAVE MY CHOCHA

AMANDA

IF I COULD FLY
I'D PICK YOU UP
AND TAKE YOU INTO THE NIGHT
AND SHOW YOU LOVE

AMANDA

^^ winner

WHEN YOU'RE SLIDING INTO FIRST
AND YOUR PANTS BEGIN TO BURST

AMANDA

bwaahah

ha!

I hope La Lechera doesn't wander into this thread by accident.

ONE HAND ON THE STICK
AND ONE HAND ON THE STICK

AMANDA

omg phil

MILK MILK LEMONADE
AROUND THE BACK FUDGE IS MADE

AMANDA

I sing these kinds of things to "Amanda" around all the house all the time so this thread is solid gold to me

THERE'S A PLACE IN FRANCE
WHERE THE NAKED LADIES DANCE

AMANDA

ahahaah

HALLO MUDDAH HALLO FADDAH
HERE I AM AT CAMP GRANADA

AMANDA

IT'S ELECTRIC
BOOGIE OOGIE OOGIE

AMANDA

I HEARD MY MAMA CRY
I HEARD HER PRAY THE NIGHT CHICAGO DIED (DADALADADA)

AMANDA

HOWEVER DO YOU WANT ME
HOWEVER DO YOU NEED ME

AMANDA

VIDEO
GAMES

AMANDA

DOCTOR WHOOOOOOOOOO OOOH (HEY!)
DOCTOR WHO
DOCTOR WHOOOOOOOOOO OOOH (HEY!)

AMANDA

THE MILK TRUCK EASED INTO MY SPACE
SOMEBODY SCREAMED SOMEWHERE

AMANDA

KICKIN' IN THE FRONT SEAT
SITTIN' IN THE BACK SEAT

AMANDA

BE YOUR OWN
PERSONAL
AMANDA

A DEATH FOR NO REASON
AND DEATH FOR NO REASON IS

AMANDA

I'M ALIVE, I'M DEAD
I AM THE STRANGER KILLING

AMANDA

this album is overblown in places, but I vote "We're Ready" for the guitar work and catchy melody.

MENOMA
BA DEE PI DEE PI

AMANDA

FLICKER FLICKER FLICKER FLICKER FLICKER FLICKER FLICKER FLICKER HERE YOU ARE
AMANDA

TIGER TIGER BURNING BRIGHT
IN THE FORESTS OF THE NIGHT

AMANDA

Everyone spit their rhymes to this beat
http://youtu.be/OTI-wWhshTE

can we do a mashup of the vocal from "Amanda" with the "Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Can See" beat, because in my head that is the most amazing thing

sorry I realized I just interrupted some awesome hilarity, I'm like the guy that shows up at a frat party with pamphlets about seals in captivity

I like the "Amanda" in this thread better than the one on the album.

Can I vote for that?

GRANDMA BOUGHT ME A PUSSY
DONCHA CALL ME WUSSY

AMANDA

I'M THE KING OF ROCK
THERE AIN'T NONE HIGHER

AMANDA

FATALITY REALITY
AWAIT THE FINAL CALL

AMANDA

DON'T CALL MY NAME
DON'T CALL MY NAME

AMANDA

ONE YOU LOCK THE TARGET
TWO YOU BAIT THE LINE

AMANDA

And that goes for Jermaine Cole, Big K.R.I.T., Wale/Pusha T, Meek Mill, A$AP Rocky, Drake/Big Sean, Jay Electron', Tyler, Mac Miller/Amanda

DON'T CALL MY NAME
DON'T CALL MY NAME

AMANDA

dying

WHY DIDN'T I GET YOUR MASS TEXT?
I'M IN YOUR CONTACTS

AMANDA

BWAHAHAHA

IF I WAS A SCULPTOR
BUT THEN AGAIN NO

AMANDA

AND I TRY
OH MY GOD DO I TRY
I TRY ALL THE TIME

AMANDA

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:27

thank god for the My Dick version of this, which is now stuck in my head instead of the original

AMANDICK

I DID IT LIKE THIS I DID IT LIKE THAT
I DID IT WITH A WIFFLE BALL BAT

AMANDA

IM GONNA SAY IT LIKE A MAN
WITH BIG BALONEY HAM

AMANDA

AMADEUS AMADEUS, ROCK ME AMADEUS
AMADEUS AMADEUS, ROCK ME AMADEUS

AMANDA

I'M GONNA STEAL ALL YOUR CASH
AND SPEND IT ALL ON HASH

AMANDA

ASS GAS OR GRASS
NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE

AMANDA

EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE
EVERY MOVE YOU MAKE

AMANDA

Obligatory on-topic post... I saw Boston at the LA Forum when they toured for this album. Don't ask - it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Folks, welcome to classic rock: 1988 style

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcbNNuEzH2M

Anyway, possibly the most unremarkably forgettable show I've ever seen. All I can tell you is that they played all of Third Stage in order (take that ATP/Don't Look Back hipsters!) and I was annoyed that they didn't play "Smokin'"

I'M GONNA BREAK MY NECK
CAUSE SCHOLZ SIGNS ALL THE CHECKS

AMANDA

I DON'T MIND STEALIN BREAD
FROM THE MOUTHS OF DECADENCE

AMANDA

ACID, BOOZE AND ASS
NEEDLES, GUNS AND GRASS

AMANDA

AAAAH, OH YOUR HAIR IS BEAUTIFUL
AAAAH, TONIGHT

AMANDA

COTTON CANDY SWEETIE GO
LET ME SEE THAT TOOTSEE ROLL
AMANDA

CONVERSATION FEAR
CONVERSATION FEAR

AMANDA

AINT NUTHIN GUNNA BREAK MY STRIDE
NUTTIN GONNA SLOW ME DOWN
AMANDA

SHE GOT DOWN BUT SHE NEVER GOT TIRED
SHE'S GONNA MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT

AMANDA

SUPER NINTENDO
SEGA GENESIS

AMANDA

NAME ME SOMEONE WHO'S RIDICULOUS, DANNIE

AMANDA

ALL I KNOW IS THAT
THERE WERE RUMORS HE WAS INTO FIELD HOCKEY PLAYERS

AMANDA

WE WANNA FUCK YOU, EASY
I WANNA FUCK YOU TOO

AMANDA

I LEFT MY WALLET
IN EL SEGUNDO

AMANDA

DON'T NEED NO HATERATION, HOLLERATIN
IN THIS DANCERY

AMANDA

YOU AND ME BABY
AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT MAMMALS

AMANDA

HAHAHAHA

MOMMY'S ALL RIGHT, DADDY'S ALL RIGHT
THEY JUST SEEM A LITTLE WEIRD

AMANDA, AMANDA

CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP
WITH A SODA ON THE SIDE

AMANDA

COME AND KNOCK ON OUR DOOR
WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU

AMANDA

ONE OF THESE DAYS
I'M GOING TO CUT YOU INTO LITTLE PIECES

AMANDA

GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE
I NEED SOME MORE

AMANDA

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
WHEN YOU MESS WITH US

AMANDA

IVE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
I RAPED YOUR MOTHER TODAY

AMANDA

A MULATTO AN ALBINO
A MOSQUITO MY LIBIDO

AMANDA

IN THE YEAH 2525, IF MAN IS STILL ALIVE
IF WOMAN CAN SURVIVE, THEY MAY FIND

AMANDA

WE WANNA FUCK YOU, EASY
I WANNA FUCK YOU TOO

AMANDA

I died @ this one btw

Haha yes

LIKE ROMEO AND JULIET
TOGETHER IN ETERNITY

AMANDA

KICKIN IN THE FRONT SEAT
SITTIN IN THE BACK SEAT

AMANDA

I WANNA BITE YOUR BUTT
AND SEMEN YOUR EYES SHUT

AMANDA

L-A-T-E-R THAT DAY

AMANDA

Now when I came out I told you it was just about Biggie
Then everybody had to open their mouth with a motherfucking opinion
Well this is how we gonna do this:
Fuck Mobb Deep, fuck Biggie
Fuck Bad Boy as a staff, record label and as a motherfucking crew
And if you want to be down with Bad Boy, then fuck you too
Amanda: fuck you too
All you motherfuckers, fuck you too
All of y'all mother fuckers, fuck you, die slow, Amanda
My .44 make sure all your kids don't grow
You motherfuckers can't be us or see us
We motherfuckin' Thug Life riders
Westside til we die, Amanda

I JUST SHOT A MAN IN RENO
JUST TO WATCH HIM DIE

AMANDA

YOU DRAG ME ACROSS YOUR OPEN WOUNDS
I AM ON MY LAST LIMB

AMANDA

I WANNA EAT YOUR GASH
TASTES LIKE A TUNA MASH

AMANDA

I ARGUED WITH THE JUDGE
BUT THE BASTARD WOULDN'T BUDGE
'CAUSE HE CAUGHT ME LICKING FUDGE

AMANDA

AND THEN SHE CAME LIKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

...MANDA.

GOT YOU WORKIN WITH SOME ASS
MAKE A NIGGA SPEND HIS CASH
AMANDA

I'LL EAT UP ALL YOUR CRACKERS AND YOUR LICORICE
HEY, YO, C'MERE FAT GIRL, ARE YOU TICKLISH?

AMANDA

GET DOWN GET DOWN
PULL YOUR PANTIES DOWN

AMANDA

THEY STAB IT WITH THEIR STEELY KNIVES
BUT THEY JUST CAN'T KILL THE BEAST

AMANDA

GEH WEITER, IN JEDE RICHTUNG
WIR HABEN WAHRHEITEN FÜR DICH

AMANDA

I STICK A KNIFE IN MY HEAD
THINKIN' ABOUT YOUR EYES
BUT NOW THAT YOU BEEN SHOT DEAD
I GOT A NEW SURPRISE

AMANDA

FROM THE WINDOW TO THE WALL
'TILL THE SWEAT DRIP DOWN MY BALLS

AMANDA

Hahaha

I GOT YA A POUND O' BACON
LET'S DO IT IN MACON

AMANDA

FIRE FIRE FIRE, FIRE ON MY BRAIN
FIRE FIRE FIRE, YOU'RE MY WATER
FIRE FIRE FIRE, FIRE ON MY BRAIN
FIRE FIRE FIRE, GIRL I'M THIRSTY FOR YOU

AMANDA

EXISTING ON DAMNATION'S EDGE
THE PRIESTS HAD NEVER KNOWN

AMANDA

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

I'M GONNA MAKE A POLL
AND THEN IN SACK WE'LL ROLL

AMANDA

AND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL
MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

AMANDA

IT WAS A GIRL MY LORD IN A FLAT BED FORD
SLOWIN DOWN TO TAKE A LOOK AT ME

AMANDA

YOU MIGHT HAD SOME BUT YOU NEVER HAD NONE LIKE THIS
JUST WAIT TIL YOU SEE MY DICK

AMANDA

I wanna slap you on the thighs
And lay my nuts across your eyes
Amanda

SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT COOKIE, LASS
AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS
AMANDA

Jesus H., listening to the actual song for the first time in a long while, that's a fucking ponderous break it has towards the end. Stately/boring classic rock that's almost an interesting glam descend at one point but then isn't.

Anyway

I WAS SO WASTED
I WAS A HIPPIE
I WAS A BURNOUT
I WAS A DROPOUT I WAS OUT OF MY HEAD

AMANDA

Gonna take you to my abode
You can munch on my choad
Amanda

I'm crying.

LOCK THREAD

YEAAAAHHHH!

AMANDA

A HANDFUL OF ELF PEE
THAT'S MY SOUL

AMANDA

I REPRESENT QUEENS
SHE WAS RAISED OUT IN BROOKLYN

AMANDA

HEEEEEEEEY
WE WANT SOME PUSSY

AMANDA

I AM THE EGGMAN
THEY ARE THE EGGMEN

I AM AMANDA

GOO GOO GOO JOOB

ALL HAIL SATAN
YOUR ENVOY IS AT HAND

AMANDA

ALL DAY I DREAM ABOUT SEX!
ALL DAY I DREAM ABOUT FUCKING!

AMANDA!

WHEN YOU'RE A JET
YOU'RE A JET ALL THE WAY

AMANDA

AND YOU START TO SCRATCH
WHEN THEY START TO HATCH

AMANDA

ARE THERE ANY QUEERS IN THE THEATER TONIGHT?
GET THEM UP AGAINST THE WALL

AMANDA

haha

you've got such big round breasts
gonna drop a steamer on your chest

Amanda

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK
WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE SOME FUCK
AMANDA

More than a Feel Up

GONNA LICK UP ON YOUR NIPS
WE'LL PLAY A LITTLE GAME CALLED "JUST THE TIP"

AMANDA

IM GONNA TAKE YOU BY SURPRISE
AND LICK BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS

AMANDA

IM GONNA TELL YOU RIGHT AWAY
LETS GO ROLL IN THE HAY

AMANDA

IM GONNA SAY IT LIKE A MAN
MY DICK IS LIKE A CAN

AMANDA

ha

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA GET WITH MY FRIENDS

AMANDA

I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES
YOU WISH I WAS CIRCUMCISED
AMANDA

^

Lets Grill In My Bathroom
Oh Wait

Amanda

oof

IT'S NOT THE WAY YOU LEAD ME BY THE HAND INTO THE BEDROOM
IT'S NOT THE WAY YOU THROW YOUR CLOTHES UPON THE BATHROOM FLOOR

AMANDA

DEAF AND BLIND AND DUMB AND BORN TO FOLLOW
WHAT YOU NEED IS SOMEONE STRONG TO GUIDE YOU

AMANDA

I WANNA TAKE YOU BY THE HANDS
AND PUT THEM ON MY GLANS

AMANDA

IF YOU HAVE A STINKY COOCH
BETTER TRY SOME LYSOL DOUCHE

AMANDA

I KNOW SOMEONE CALLED EULER
WHO SPANKED YOU WITH A RULER

AMANDA

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

YOU'RE SLIDING INTO HOME
YOUR SHORTS ARE FULL OF FOAM
AMANDA

I love how this happens just a dozen posts in.

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM NANTUCKET

AMANDA

I've had "I WANNA PARK AT PIZZA HUT AND PUT IT IN YOUR BUTT" in my head for two days straight.

DOMO ARIGOTO
MISTER ROBOTO

AMANDA

YOU CAN'T START A FIRE
SITTIN' 'ROUND CRYIN' FROM A BROKEN DICK

AMANDA

I WOULD LIKE SOME MILK
FROM THE MILKMAN'S WIFE'S TITS

AMANDA

SUCKERS TO THE SIDE I KNOW YOU HATE
AMANDA

LICK HIM LIKE A LOLLIPOP
SHOULD BE LICKED

AMANDA

IF I WANNA BE A FREAK AND
SELL IT ON THE WEEKEND
IT'S NONE O' YO BUSINESS

AMANDA

IF YOU SQUEEZE MY LIZARD
I'LL PUT MY SNAKE ON YOU

AMANDA

IF THERE'S A BUSTLE IN YOUR HEDGEROW
DON'T BE ALARMED NOW

AMANDA

<3

WITH JUST A HANDFUL OF MEN
WE'LL START ALL OVER AGAIN

AMANDA

I WANNA TAKE OUT FOR BEER
AND DO IT IN THE REAR

AMANDA

LEMME TAKE YOU TO MY PLACE
YOU CAN SIT UPON MY FACE

AMANDA

LETS JAM TO CHARLES MINGUS
WHILE ENJOYING CUNNILINGUS

AMANDA

WE CAN WATCH SOME JIMMIE WALKER
THEN I'LL GET YOU WITH THE SHOCKER

AMANDA

LETS SHARE A LITTLE CHICKEN
WHILE MY SHANK BEGINS TO THICKEN

AMANDA

my whole life from now on is going to be dominated by the wait for the inevitable ilx cover of this song

ONCE YOU'VE QUAFFED FROM MY FLAGON
YOU'LL ENJOY THIS ANGRY DRAGON

AMANDA

I think I need to stop doing this now

ONE AND ONE WE WERE HAVING SOME FUN
AMANDA
ALL DAY AND ALL OF THE NIGHT

TWO AND TWO I TOOK OF MY SHOES
AMANDA
ALL DAY AND ALL OF THE NIGHT

MIND IF I PUT ON SOME NUGE
AND AIR-GUITAR WHEN I SPLOOGE
AMANDA

SINCE THE FOOTBALL IS ON STOPPAGE
LET'S INDULGE IN SOME POPPAGE

AMANDA

IT WOULD MAKE ME REALLY GLAD
IF YOU FOCUSED ON MY NADS
AMANDA

LIFE'S A BITCH AND LIFE'S A GAS
WHEN I'M DESTROYING YOUR PEACHY ASS

AMANDA

IT'S TIME FOR HALLOWEEN
WHICH MEANS TIME TO HOLLOW PEEN

AMANDA

I DON'T LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM
BTBI L

Whoops...

I DON'T LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM
BUT I LOVE YOUR JUICY YAM
AMANDA

surely JUICY CLAM?

"grim reapah!"
burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb.

AMANDA

THE SOLUTION TO YOUR WOES
IS TAKING OFF YOUR CLOTHES

AMANDA

Hahahaha JUICY CLAM indeed

DAVE THE DOPE FIEND
SHOOTIN' DOPE

AMANDA

WHO DON'T KNOW THE MEANING
OF WATER NOR SOAP

AMANDA

IT WAS REALLY NOT MY PLAN
TO POP OFF IN YOUR HAND
AMANDA

I'M GONNA USE MY ROCKMAN® AMP
TO GET YOU NICE AND DAMP

AMANDA

IS THERE GAS IN THE CAR?
YES THERE'S GAS IN THE CAR

AMANDA

BITCHES AINT SHIT AND THEY AINT SAYIN NOTHIN
A HUNDRED MOTHERFUCKERS CANT TELL ME NOTHIN

AMANDA

I'M GONNA DROP MY SHORTS
AND PLAY SOME WATERSPORTS

AMANDA

ME AND MY FUCKING GUN
I'M GOING TO COME ALL OVER YOU

AMANDA

I'M GONNA TEMPT YOUR TUMMY
WITH THE TASTE OF NUTS 'N' HONEY

AMANDA

SINCE I DRESSED MYSELF SO DAPPER
CAN I BLOW INTO YOUR SNAPPER

AMANDA

YOU MAKE MY BED RUMBLE LIKE AN EARTHQUAKE
AS I DELIVER YOU A HOT PROTEIN SHAKE

AMANDA

DOLL STEAK!
TEST MEAT!

AMANDA

CREAM IN MY JEANS, DESIGNED BY PACO
AS I CHOW DOWN ON YOUR PINK TACO

AMANDA

IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO
LET ME PUSH INTO YOUR MANGO

AMANDA

EVERY SONG I SANG IS SUNG
TIME TO THWAP IT ON YOUR TONGUE
AMANDA

I'M A RENAISSANCE FAIRE LORD
KNIGHT THY COOCH WITH MY PORK SWORD
AMANDA

WE GOT THE BUBBLE-HEADED BLEACH BLONDE COMES ON AT FIVE
SHE CAN TELL YOU ABOUT THE PLANECRASH WIT A GLEEM IN HER EYE

AMANDA

It just hit me that this entire thread could also work with Cocaine by Eric fucking Clapton

I WANNA TAKE YOU OUT TO PLUTO
AND GET YOU WHERE THE POO GO

AMANDA

my god, this thread

:D

I'D LIKE A WHOPPER DOUBLE-SIZED
SUB ONION RINGS FOR FRIES
AMANDA

:D :D :D :D

I WANNA BAKE YOUR APPLE PIE
PUT CREAM UPON YOUR THIGH

AMANDA

I WANNA GRAB A TURKEY LEG
AND YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M NOT GONNA FINISH THIS RHYME

AMANDA

I WANNA SERVE YOU MY FRESH HAM
AND MUNCH UPON YOUR YAM

AMANDA

GONNA WHISPER SOME SWEET NOTHINGS
WHILE I GOBBLE UP YOUR STUFFING

AMANDA

:O

I WANNA EAT YOUR HAIRY COOCH
IT HAS A 'TACHE LIKE GRAHAM GOOCH

AMANDA

that's not very Thanksgiving-y

I'M GONNA TAKE A BIG LONG NAP
AFTER EATING ALL THIS CRAP

AMANDA

that's not very Thanksgiving-y

― deX! (DJP), Tuesday, November 26, 2013 6:27 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I DON'T CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING
WE DON'T DO IT WHERE I'M LIVING

AMANDA

lol kudos

I'M GONNA TEACH YOU TO GROW CORN
AND THEN MAKE PILGRIM PORN

AMANDA

TWILIGHT TIME TURKEY POWER
I WANNA SAIL ALL UP ON YOUR MAYFLOWER

AMANDA

MASHED POTATOES, ALL THE TRIM
THEN I'LL NIBBLE ON YOUR QUIM

AMANDA

I WANNA PUT YOU ON A STOOL
CALL YOU MY APRIL FOOL

AMANDA

FIRST I PLAY AN APRIL PRANK
THEN YOU GIVE ME POWER WANK

AMANDA

This thread is still a fucking classic.

I WANT TO PLAY YOU JINGLE BELLS
AND LINGER IN YOUR SMELLS

AMANDA

PRETENDING IT'S PARSON BROWN
DOES THE JOB WHILE WE'RE IN TOWN

AMANDA

IM DREAMING
OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS

AMANDA

I WILL GUIDE YOUR SLEIGH TONIGHT
WHILE YOU RIDE MY NOSE SO BRIGHT

AMANDA

IT SHOWS NO SIGN OF STOPPING
YOUR CHERRY'S RIPE FOR POPPING

AMANDA

UP ON THE HOUSETOP, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK
DOWN THROUGH THE CHIMNEY WITH OLD SAINT DICK

AMANDA

OH YOU HO THE MISTLETOE HUNG WHERE I CAN SEE
SOMEBODY WAITS FOR YOU, KISS HER ONCE FOR ME

AMANDA

ITS CHRISTMAS TIME IN HOLLIS QUEENS
YOUR MOM'S JUST TAKEN OFF HER JEANS

AMANDA

HE WILL TURN YOU FIFTY SHADES
WHILE YOU'RE MOWING ALL HIS BLADES

AMANDA

VALENTINE'S DAY IS A CORPORATE CONSTRUCT
JUST LIKE COCA-COLA INVENTED SANTA CLAUS

AMANDA

I'M GONNA MAKE A V-DAY MEAL
I CAN HAWK LIKE RON POPEIL

AMANDA

SOME TILAPIA AND SPINACH
THEN WE'LL VOTE FOR DENNIS KUCINICH

AMANDA

IT WILL TICKLE YOUR MEDULLA
TILL YOUR NAME'S HANNA SCHYGULLA

AMANDA

I WANNA CELEBRATE V DAY
WITH YOU AND YOUR V JAY

AMANDA

HEY LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING SICK
AND BY THAT, I MEAN MY DICK

AMANDA

WITH VALENTINE'S IN MY DETECTION
I WILL BEAT OFF YOUR INFECTION

AMANDA

CANDY HEART SAYS MY CUTIE
IT'S A NOTE ABOUT YOUR BOOTY

AMANDA

ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI
BUT SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME

AMANDA

OH, THE WAY GLEN MILLER PLAYED
SONGS THAT MADE THE HIT PARADE

AMANDA

IT'S THE KNICK KNACK PADDYWHACK
I STILL GOT THE BIGGEST SAC

AMANDA

I WANNA SQUEEZE ME MACARONI
SLOP YOUR FACE WITH MY BALONEY

AMANDA

NORSEMEN DO NOT EAT THE BIG PINK MINT
FLUSH HARD, IT'S A LONG WAY TO ATHENS

AMANDA

LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEART
THIS CHRISTMAS I'LL MAKE YOU SHART

AMANDA

ugh i get so happy when this thread is bumped

I GET SO HAPPY WHEN THIS THREAD GETS A BUMP
ALMOST AS HAPPY AS WHEN I PUMP YOUR RUMP

AMANDA

MAMA KISS THIS SANTA CLAUS
WHILE I UNBUTTON YOUR BLOUSE

AMANDA

SANTAS RIDING ON HIS SLEIGH
ILL BE RIDING YOU ALL DAY

AMANDA

I GOT A SHINY NOSE
LEMME SHOW YOU WHERE IT GOES

AMANDA

I'D LIKE A WHOPPER DOUBLE-SIZED
SUB ONION RINGS FOR FRIES
AMANDA

wanted to do a burger one and it's already been done

I WANNA EAT YOUR LACY THONG
WHILE YOU NAVIGATE MY DONG
AMANDA?

inspired by maura's tweet https://twitter.com/maura/status/680920904856125440

WE'RE GONNA FLY THE FRIENDLY SKIES
AND JOIN THE CLUB OF MILE HIGH

AMANDA

DOMO ARIGATO
MR. ROBOT

AMANDA

DAMN
PHONE

AMANDA

lol

heee

I WANNA DRESS UP LIKE A TROLL
WHILE I FINGERFUCK YOUR HOLE
AMANDA

I WANNA GIVE YOU WICKED HEAD
AND THEN POP IN "DROP DEAD FRED"
AMANDA

HAN THERE IS NO NEED TO FRET
SARLAAC'S EATING BOBA FETT
AMANDA(LORIAN)

I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE BLING
THAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING

AMANDA

I literally held back from typing that one out c. grisso

I had like three of 'em before settling on that one.

lol

Lol I'm at Moe's and this just came on the muzak

PUT THE GUAC ON THE SIDE
SO I CAN SMEAR IT ON YOUR HIDE

AMANDA

listening now
it's kinda crazy they came back 10 years after the debut and had another huge hit with almost no concessions to the 80s (some gated drums aside), but these are all songs that could have fit on the first two albums

I LOVE PLANES
SENSUAL AIRCRAFT

AMANDA

lmao

jesus fucking christ i love this thread

HELTER SKELTER PINK STRAWBERRY
LETS KILL YOUR PARENTS SO WE CAN MARRY
AMANDA

I WANNA HA I WANNA HA I WANNA HA I WANNA HA
I WANNA REALLY REALLY REALLY WANNA ZIGAZIG

AMANDA

I DO MY MAKEUP IN SOMEBODY ELSE'S CAR
WE ORDER DIFFERENT DRINKS AT THE SAME BARS

AMANDA

I WANNA BUY SOME FAMOUS BOWLS
AND GARGLE DOWN YOUR BOOTY HOLES

AMANDA

THAT'S WHY I'M EASY
I'M EASY LIKE SUNDAY MORNING

AMANDA

OVERHEARD OVER A DINNER OF CREPES
BABY DOES THAT CARPET MATCH THEM DRAPES

AMANDA

I'M NOT AWARE OF TOO MANY THINGS
I KNOW WHAT I KNOW, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

AMANDA

I WANNA READ YOUR BEATLES PIECE
AS I SCRATCH MY BACKSIDE CREASE

AMANDA

I WANNA PROTEST THIS SONG
THIS THREAD IS SO WRONG

AMANDA

DES
PA
CI-TO

AMANDA

god help me, i have "cool the engines" stuck in my head and i may not survive the night

try to stay on-topic pls

Haha!

COOL YOUR ENGINES SAID SHE
AS WE AWAIT THE TAPE OF PEE

AMANDA

IF GAWKER STILL EXISTED
HIS PEE TAPE WOULD BE LISTED

AMANDA

UNCOOL

Important:

Today in 1986, Boston's "Amanda" reached #1 on the Hot 100.

— chart data (@chartdata) November 8, 2017

I WANNA TELEPHONE YOUR DAD
AND COSPLAY BREAKING BAD

AMANDA

Are you still a believer in Santa?
Because at seven it's marginal, right?

AMANDA

I WANNA SCREAM OUT "OK BOOMER"
WHILE I DO YOU IN THE POOPER
AMANDA

EVERYBODY BE ALL QUID PRO QUO
THAT ASS GOT ME QUID PRO WOAH

AMANDA

YOU'RE GONNA HEAR THE BED FRAME CRANCH
WHILE I POO IN YOUR GRAN'S FLANGE

AMANDA

booooooooooooooooo

Remove Bookmark from this Thread

IF SHE READS ALL THE LYRICS
SHE'LL PITY THE MEN I KNOW

AMANDA

Xpost Kinda surprised you had it bookmarked to begin w tbh

I like to keep an eye on it so I can boo it now. Assert myself. It’s better (for me) than knowing it’s there and ignoring it.

<3

LET ME MASSAGE YOUR LITTLE FEET
SOUNDTRACKED BY GRETA VAN FLEET

AMANDA

How have I never seen this thread before?!?! Amazing work, all!

Might have been Chuck Eddy's first review in the Voice--first one I still remember, anyway.

I’M GONNA ARGUE FOR “THIRD STAGE”
ON THE NEW JERSEY PAGE
AMANDA

I’M GONNA TELL YOU RIGHT AWAY
MELLON COLLIE HAS TO STAY
AMANDA

SHANIA TWAIN OR R.E.M.
IT’S “UP” FOR BOTH OF THEM
AMANDA

DROP DOWN YOUR METALLIC RAMP
ACCEPT MY FULL BASKET FROM BANDCAMP

AMANDA