― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― universal death rats (sleep), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link
LemmingLord Join Date: Jul 2005 Re: Professional Skills---------------------------------------------------------------------Profession (Phone Sex Operator)This is the skill of talking dirty to paying customers over the phone (or similiar technology). It includes quickly figuring out what the customer wants to hear, improvising to meet the customers need, and faking (or perhaps experiencing) climax; but of primary concern is making the experience last (as the customer typically pays by the minute). +2 if you have the voice advantage. Probably Defaults to Acting -4.
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Icelander Caution: Known IcelanderJoin Date: Mar 2006Location: Iceland* Re: Professional Skills---------------------------------------------------------------------Quote:Originally Posted by LemmingLordProfession (Phone Sex Operator)This is the skill of talking dirty to paying customers over the phone (or similiar technology). It includes quickly figuring out what the customer wants to hear, improvising to meet the customers need, and faking (or perhaps experiencing) climax; but of primary concern is making the experience last (as the customer typically pays by the minute). +2 if you have the voice advantage. Probably Defaults to Acting -4.
I'd call this an Average Technique of Sex Appeal-4, defaulting to Acting-5 and Fast-Talk-5, possibly.
― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 8 February 2007 00:11 (seventeen years ago) link
― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:28 (seventeen years ago) link
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:30 (seventeen years ago) link
― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link
― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link
― universal death rats (sleep), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link
ORLY?
nerd lolz thread
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxq9yj2pVWk&feature=player_embedded
― akira goldsman (s1ocki), Saturday, 19 December 2009 08:40 (fourteen years ago) link
haha yesss
― sleep, Saturday, 19 December 2009 16:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Man, I always try to make this joke at work whenever I'm showing someone something on the monitor and I need to zoom in ("Let's see if I can clean this up a little", "Let me just 'zoom-enhance' this image"), and no one EVER laughs.
― Quiet, I'm making my Youtube Star Wars Review (Z S), Sunday, 20 December 2009 02:26 (fourteen years ago) link
I wonder if that schtick has its ancestry in Blow Up (the difference being of course that you actually can enlarge/"enhance" from film)
― Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Sunday, 20 December 2009 03:35 (fourteen years ago) link
no
― leave garbage snickers eat snickers leave garbage (jeff), Sunday, 20 December 2009 08:03 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcLTaMpRl2o
― scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Saturday, 30 January 2010 16:46 (fourteen years ago) link
there's a predator one too i believe
― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 30 January 2010 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljEC7HKbP0g&feature=player_embedded
― latebloomer, Sunday, 31 January 2010 08:30 (fourteen years ago) link
the fifteen yr old boy in me is just squealin in delight at the predacize
― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 31 January 2010 16:12 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9CAOM2XioQ&feature=player_embedded
― da Wesley CRUSHER (latebloomer), Saturday, 13 February 2010 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2729/4269858657_34b61a8661_o.jpg
― da Wesley CRUSHER (latebloomer), Monday, 15 February 2010 01:50 (fourteen years ago) link
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2010/04/500x_custom_1270143067582_loeg88.jpg
http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/04/01/top-shelf-announces-league-of-extraordinary-gentlemen-1988/
― here come the friday afternoon dick emoticons (latebloomer), Friday, 2 April 2010 09:49 (fourteen years ago) link
god damn it, april foolsies on me...i really wanted it
― did you mean: fart blasters? (nickalicious), Saturday, 3 April 2010 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/03/500x_jobs-schmidt-1.jpg
lovin their fashion
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Sunday, 4 April 2010 02:18 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.mathworks.com/access/helpdesk/help/techdoc/ref/cumtrapz.html
― caek, Monday, 19 April 2010 12:37 (fourteen years ago) link
heh heh heh
― sleep, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 01:37 (fourteen years ago) link
loool
― fat pavlova slapping your tender mouth (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 01:39 (fourteen years ago) link
http://media.tzaam.com/images/full/q4.jpg
― ( ｀ハ´)☞ ☜(´∀｀☜) (am0n), Monday, 24 May 2010 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link
why would you use a recursive function to figure out someone's mass?
― jaxon, Monday, 24 May 2010 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe they tried to use an iterative algorithm but it wouldn't work cause she had too many beltlooping constructs (cause her waist is so wide her pants require myriad beltloops)
― iiiijjjj, Monday, 24 May 2010 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i49.tinypic.com/2ive7eo.jpg
― dud rock (crüt), Saturday, 29 May 2010 05:40 (thirteen years ago) link
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2010/08/bsg-2.jpg
― caek boss (latebloomer), Thursday, 12 August 2010 20:53 (thirteen years ago) link
lolTeX https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhh8Ao4yweQ
― caek, Saturday, 11 September 2010 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link
nerdyball
― Gulab jamun (Gulab Jamun) into the syrup please. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 September 2010 20:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Don Knuth should have been a player, that guy had stilts!
― Dan I., Saturday, 11 September 2010 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link
They should have got Fuller on that - he was a buckyballer...
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 11 September 2010 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link
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― high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link
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huh.
― high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't get it.
― http://tinyurl.com/hommphommp (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:35 (thirteen years ago) link
LOL
― cathy: ACK-er (s1ocki), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link
NERDS
― jaxon, Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:47 (thirteen years ago) link
http://hubcap.clemson.edu/~sparks/sfhorror/eyeroll.gifhttp://hubcap.clemson.edu/~sparks/sfhorror/eyeroll.gif
― markers, Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link
http://pointlessbanter.net/files/2007/09/ogre03.jpg
― ಠ_ಠ (bnw), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm trying to link to something but ilx won't let me.try here; http://twitter.com/#!/peter_nitsch/status/26650018744
― high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link
― http://tinyurl.com/hommphommp (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link
l0u1s jagg3r?
― http://tinyurl.com/hommphommp (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link
[Removed Illegal Stink]
― cathy: ACK-er (s1ocki), Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link
lol this works with multitouch on iphone too
― jónsi - go die (diamonddave85), Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc7d6tO6sC1qzyx8yo1_1280.jpg%3FAWSAccessKeyId%3D0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2%26Expires%3D1290376278%26Signature%3DFzDGIiL+QfKMrM4xSEkAfhkTUZk%3Dno url anywhere to be seen on this building
― old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 November 2010 21:51 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ibPCLMH1NM4#!
― It's Ong Like Donkey Kong (latebloomer), Monday, 29 November 2010 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link
http://drrenfield.com/blog2/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/elements.jpg
― ullr saves (gbx), Thursday, 20 January 2011 18:11 (thirteen years ago) link
get Antimony?
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 20 January 2011 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah see i stuff my shotgun shell pockets with d cell batteries so i can get that real authentic look
― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, February 15, 2011 9:20 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
this just reminds me of a time in 7th grade study hall when my discman was out of batteries so i leaned over and jokingly asked this one D&D/gamer lookin dude if he happened to have any batteries and he did. his pockets were full of fucking batteries. it was totally weird
― ullr saves (gbx), Wednesday, February 16, 2011 1:49 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark
― dayo, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 04:26 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPImlZ7ML3Y
― richard melville hell (crüt), Sunday, 27 February 2011 06:19 (thirteen years ago) link
http://live.comicbookresources.com/wp-photos/thumb.20090726-122003-1.jpg
― bang-proof-bling-mans (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 22:12 (thirteen years ago) link
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lherbt8SIf1qzou1to1_500.jpg
― ship_rex (+ +), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 20:32 (thirteen years ago) link
http://tdwgeeks.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/0ebf448a-663b-4a02-b795-4b01e27d6a99.jpg
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 5 March 2011 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link
I guess more like nerd awshttp://www.goodnightdune.com
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 7 March 2011 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link
awes
― I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 March 2011 19:32 (thirteen years ago) link
did you hear about the cryogenics accident? dude got down to absolute zero! don't worry though, he was 0k.
― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 16 June 2011 17:28 (twelve years ago) link
science dad jokes
― Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 June 2011 17:28 (twelve years ago) link
https://github.com/MrMEEE/bumblebee/commit/a047be85247755cdbe0acce6
― caek, Sunday, 19 June 2011 23:23 (twelve years ago) link
Haha
― badg, Monday, 20 June 2011 00:01 (twelve years ago) link
Mitre found that given certain characters or combinations of characters, the computer could wisely bet on the gender of the tweeter. The mere fact of a tweet containing an exclamation mark or a smiley face meant that odds were a woman was tweeting, for instance. Of the most gender-skewed words, the majority were in the female category, while only a few were male, leading to this unintentionally hilarious figure from the Mitre paper:
http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/mt/assets/science/tumblr_lozc8786kl1qz8j06o1_400.png
http://www.fastcompany.com/1769217/there-are-no-secrets-from-twitter
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 18:04 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxM8C71GB8w
― in a fractal nutshell (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 August 2011 15:03 (twelve years ago) link
...The Internet?
― steens furiously (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 19 August 2011 15:39 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQcammV9G1Y&feature=player_embedded#!
― thick-necked and hateful (latebloomer), Sunday, 21 August 2011 15:41 (twelve years ago) link
http://vimeo.com/27268591
― dozens, maybe even hundreds, of vagina related screen names (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 August 2011 19:54 (twelve years ago) link
lol that was a million times more entertaining than the actual tron sequel
― thick-necked and hateful (latebloomer), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 19:18 (twelve years ago) link
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/memes-jimmy-mcmillan-just-one-tau.jpg
― Red Hot Chili Peppers ‘I’m With You’ is a buffet of preposterous noise (crüt), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 04:37 (twelve years ago) link
wow
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 04:56 (twelve years ago) link
sorry for lolcats
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/27/chemistry-cat-meme_n_910327.html#s316928
― jaxon, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 01:49 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/3fGRK.jpg
― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 03:09 (twelve years ago) link
okay, actual lols that one
― lagerfeld of modern despots (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 03:26 (twelve years ago) link
hahaaai also laughed at "What do you do with a dead chemist?" "Barium"
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 04:19 (twelve years ago) link
my favorite was "Argon doesn't react."
― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 04:20 (twelve years ago) link
Reading the transcript of Slavoj Žižek's occupy wall street speech earlier today and got to the part "We are not dreamers, we are the awakening from a dream which is turning into a nightmare," I totally thought, wait, is he quoting The Matrix
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 04:28 (twelve years ago) link
hahaha
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 04:30 (twelve years ago) link
http://blackboardsinporn.blogspot.com/
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 13 October 2011 01:17 (twelve years ago) link
https://thisismynext.com/2011/10/12/siri-weird-things-iphone-4s/
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 October 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, October 12, 2011 9:17 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
some honest to god yeoman's work being done here
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 13 October 2011 03:06 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak0fPHbFpbc
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 October 2011 03:15 (twelve years ago) link
https://secure.mysociety.org/admin/lists/pipermail/developers-public/2011-October/007647.html
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 October 2011 05:14 (twelve years ago) link
^this is the most entertaining rider i've ever seen.
DON'T buy a parrot figuring that it will be a fun surprise for me. To acquire a parrot is a major decision: it is likely to outlive you. Ifyou don't know how to treat the parrot, it could be emotionally scarred and spend many decades feeling frightened and unhappy. If you buy a captured wild parrot, you will promote a cruel and devastating practice, and the parrot will be emotionally scarred before you get it. Meeting that sad animal is not an agreeable surprise.
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 October 2011 05:15 (twelve years ago) link
One situation where I do not need help, let alone supervision, is incrossing streets. I grew up in the middle of the world's biggestcity, full of cars, and I have crossed streets without assistance evenin the chaotic traffic of Bangalore and Delhi. Please just leave mealone when I cross streets.
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 October 2011 05:16 (twelve years ago) link
I do not eat breakfast. Please do not ask me any questions about what I will do breakfast. Please just do not bring it up.
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 October 2011 05:18 (twelve years ago) link
When you need to tell me about a problem in a plan, please do not start with a long apology. That is unbearably boring, and unnecessary -- conveying useful information is helpful and good, and why apologize for that? So please be practical and go straight to the point.
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 October 2011 05:20 (twelve years ago) link
haha yeah that is great. i remember thinking "yeah, that's rms", but as i scrolled and scrolled - it's amazing.
― caek, Thursday, 27 October 2011 05:24 (twelve years ago) link
But if you want to cook for me, or invite me to a restaurant thatspecializes in just one thing, or invite me to dinner with a presetmenu, you need to know what I dislike: avocado eggplant, usually (there are occasional exceptions) hot pepper olives liver (even in trace quantities) stomach and intestine; other organ meats cooked tuna oysters egg yolk, if the taste is noticeable, except when boiled completely hard many strong cheeses, especially those with green fungus desserts that contain fruit or liqueur flavors sour fruits, such as grapefruit and many oranges beer coffee (though weak coffee flavor can be good in desserts) the taste of alcohol (so I don't drink anything stronger than wine)
avocado eggplant, usually (there are occasional exceptions) hot pepper olives liver (even in trace quantities) stomach and intestine; other organ meats cooked tuna oysters egg yolk, if the taste is noticeable, except when boiled completely hard many strong cheeses, especially those with green fungus desserts that contain fruit or liqueur flavors sour fruits, such as grapefruit and many oranges beer coffee (though weak coffee flavor can be good in desserts) the taste of alcohol (so I don't drink anything stronger than wine)
this guy is basically the polar opposite of me, what a sad chap.
― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 27 October 2011 05:35 (twelve years ago) link
exceedingly specific rules about parrots
If you can find a host for me that has a friendly parrot, I will bevery very glad. If you can find someone who has a friendly parrot Ican visit with, that will be nice too.DON'T buy a parrot figuring that it will be a fun surprise for me. Toacquire a parrot is a major decision: it is likely to outlive you. Ifyou don't know how to treat the parrot, it could be emotionallyscarred and spend many decades feeling frightened and unhappy. If youbuy a captured wild parrot, you will promote a cruel and devastatingpractice, and the parrot will be emotionally scarred before you get it.Meeting that sad animal is not an agreeable surprise.
DON'T buy a parrot figuring that it will be a fun surprise for me. Toacquire a parrot is a major decision: it is likely to outlive you. Ifyou don't know how to treat the parrot, it could be emotionallyscarred and spend many decades feeling frightened and unhappy. If youbuy a captured wild parrot, you will promote a cruel and devastatingpractice, and the parrot will be emotionally scarred before you get it.Meeting that sad animal is not an agreeable surprise.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 27 October 2011 05:45 (twelve years ago) link
kinda love that dude
― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Thursday, 27 October 2011 05:53 (twelve years ago) link
totes. most of that rider is pedantic but reasonable, or due to his admirable crazy politics. there's just so much of it though.
― caek, Thursday, 27 October 2011 06:02 (twelve years ago) link
also: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4cc168ca62/that-is-all
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 October 2011 06:03 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ImztNADC8E
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 October 2011 06:21 (twelve years ago) link
― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, October 27, 2011 1:35 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark
your parrot rules are pretty relaxed iirc
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Thursday, 27 October 2011 14:16 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/W80vn.jpg
― dayo, Friday, 28 October 2011 19:10 (twelve years ago) link
smh @ handwritten ascii emoticons
― Hardy Rock Anthem (crüt), Friday, 28 October 2011 19:13 (twelve years ago) link
pretty sure that's part of the equation
― dayo, Friday, 28 October 2011 19:13 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KBTV9l64EGA#!
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 18:19 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/1ueh0.jpg
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 23:40 (twelve years ago) link
^^ That looks like the cover of a new Spiritualized album
― Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 10 November 2011 00:18 (twelve years ago) link
TETSUOoOOOOOoooOOOOOOhey nice bike
― herbie mann on some gully shit (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 November 2011 05:13 (twelve years ago) link
hahah
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 10 November 2011 16:39 (twelve years ago) link
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lugcnxrL1U1r3clqao1_400.jpg
― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 10 November 2011 20:46 (twelve years ago) link
LOL, i was literally coming here to post that. must be making the rounds
― cee lo matches the table cloth (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 November 2011 21:01 (twelve years ago) link
ahahahaaaa
― Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 10 November 2011 22:11 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/iCukg.png
― dayo, Saturday, 24 March 2012 22:58 (twelve years ago) link
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7213/6886579106_a5cf0a1975_o.jpg
This piece was created as an art piece but can also be worn. Great way to stand out at a convention or a great one-of-a-kind cherry on a great Star Wars collection
― the late great, Saturday, 31 March 2012 18:35 (twelve years ago) link
how do i look guys
― the late great, Saturday, 31 March 2012 18:36 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/wGUTG.gif
― caek, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 15:14 (eleven years ago) link
nerd lolz uk interest: http://onethingwell.org/post/23868956656/anno-ntk
― caek, Monday, 28 May 2012 09:43 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/7ecTH.gif
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 01:47 (eleven years ago) link
idgi
― the late great, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 02:06 (eleven years ago) link
qwop
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 02:12 (eleven years ago) link
omg how the fuck do you get that guy to run?!?!?
― the late great, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link
― caek, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 08:04 (eleven years ago) link
SIN B / TAN B =
http://media.moddb.com/images/downloads/1/16/15049/bill-cosby.jpg
― the late great, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:36 (eleven years ago) link
damn who knew trig was so racist
― Neutral Coliseums (Matt P), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:38 (eleven years ago) link
wut
― the late great, Thursday, 18 October 2012 00:11 (eleven years ago) link
?!?!?
God that gif in the last revive cracks me up
― Trip Maker, Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:17 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/20sHy.png
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 13:49 (eleven years ago) link
http://rocketnews24.com/2012/11/08/264974/
― What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 January 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago) link
hardest i've laughed all week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbjR-2knrpo
― Broken Clock Britain (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 January 2013 12:29 (eleven years ago) link
The 21st century finds it's Magnus Pike.Actually I learned more from that than I have from some of the MIT videos I've been watching.
― pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Friday, 11 January 2013 13:38 (eleven years ago) link
that's what makes it so brilliant
dammit shd've thought of that display name
― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 January 2013 13:46 (eleven years ago) link
If my parents hadn't moved back to England, I'd be speaking like that.
― pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Friday, 11 January 2013 13:51 (eleven years ago) link
no idea wtf dude is saying and youtube closed captioning not helping
― What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 January 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
Seriously? Good luck with this then...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3d55p2G_Ac
― pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
ha, yeah that's all crazed howly mumbling to me
― What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:44 (eleven years ago) link
wait, whit, ppl other than me say 'bottin'?
― cazn (cozen), Friday, 11 January 2013 23:22 (eleven years ago) link
Alain de Bottin
― pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Friday, 11 January 2013 23:28 (eleven years ago) link
[ur]https://www.google.com/search?client=ubuntu&channel=fs&q=5+%2B+(-sqrt(1-x^2-(y-abs(x))^2))*cos(30*((1-x^2-(y-abs(x))^2))),+x+is+from+-1+to+1,+y+is+from+-1+to+1.5,+z+is+from+1+to+6&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8[/url]
― 乒乓, Thursday, 14 February 2013 23:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://bit.ly/H50Ox7
aw
― caek, Friday, 15 February 2013 03:16 (eleven years ago) link
i've watched this many times in the last year and just now noticed the person with the keyboard. what the hell is happening?
― andrew m., Friday, 15 February 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
QWOP
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Friday, 15 February 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago) link
(xps) Wow, my PCs graphics card sucks...
Windows: A problem with your video hardware caused Windows to stop working correctly.Chrome: A problem caused this program to stop interacting with Windows.
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Friday, 15 February 2013 16:43 (eleven years ago) link
ha ok
― andrew m., Friday, 15 February 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/voUG0El.jpg
― 乒乓, Friday, 15 March 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago) link
only works if those are ruby quartz sunglasses mirit
― the craziest half-court shots and wildest WAGs (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 March 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/576012_10151566809862323_2015492740_n.jpg
― i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 18 March 2013 05:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/fasttalking-computer-hacker-just-has-to-break-thro,32000/?ref=auto
― zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 13:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loc1r7eYPd1qihg63o1_500.gif
― 乒乓, Saturday, 4 May 2013 16:44 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/0bfhYIE.jpg
― 乒乓, Saturday, 1 June 2013 00:31 (ten years ago) link
so.
― steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 1 June 2013 03:17 (ten years ago) link
EHHRM
Maybe everybody who attended the first symposium was in middle school.
― how's life, Saturday, 1 June 2013 12:15 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/AV9OUuF.jpg
― 乒乓, Monday, 17 June 2013 14:08 (ten years ago) link
aaaaand i had to have the internet explain that for me /bad scientist
p boss, tho
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 02:06 (ten years ago) link
wkiw
― steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 15:01 (ten years ago) link
http://pinterest.com/pin/296533956684916845/
― blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 17 August 2013 17:34 (ten years ago) link
not so much lol but not sure where else to place
― blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 17 August 2013 17:35 (ten years ago) link
http://img.spikedmath.com/movie-math-quiz/q2-10.png
― caek, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 04:36 (ten years ago) link
http://img.spikedmath.com/movie-math-quiz/q2-3.png
http://img.spikedmath.com/movie-math-quiz/q3-1.png
― caek, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 04:37 (ten years ago) link
http://img.spikedmath.com/movie-math-quiz/q3-8.png
― caek, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 04:40 (ten years ago) link
http://img.spikedmath.com/movie-math-quiz/q4-7.png
― caek, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 04:42 (ten years ago) link
http://spikedmath.com/movie-math-quiz/
― caek, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 04:43 (ten years ago) link
I don't get 2 and 3 :(
― going (to) hell for pleather (seandalai), Friday, 13 September 2013 03:39 (ten years ago) link
Average something and tan something hmmm
― 6 Tuesdays on every Tuesday. This is called dumpy pants. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 13 September 2013 04:57 (ten years ago) link
"The mathematical definition of an open ball centered at p with radius fire."
lol. must be that oskar homolka picture from 1941
― andrew m., Friday, 13 September 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/mTs4UMP.gif
― 乒乓, Sunday, 15 September 2013 12:58 (ten years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/ebbe7e448c76fda42ecf453f391d8eea/tumblr_mty9w637tW1qzowtyo1_500.jpg
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 00:23 (ten years ago) link
DYING at this
― Holy Shirt! (stevie), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 10:56 (ten years ago) link
omfg
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 13:09 (ten years ago) link
the reflection makes it 100000x better, it's like a whole scene
― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 3 October 2013 14:22 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/5V6rUdu.jpg
― 乒乓, Thursday, 7 November 2013 22:23 (ten years ago) link
9 months minus 3 days to install Windows 7? Seems about right.
― Meine Damen und Herren, Kraf-twerk (snoball), Thursday, 7 November 2013 22:27 (ten years ago) link
Doing a group assignment for web dev class and I was chosen team leader as I've got the best marks. It's JavaScript tutorials, so I suggested we call ourself "the DOMinators" and so another group called themselves "the Submitters" :O
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 8 November 2013 03:53 (ten years ago) link
http://forum.rebelscum.com/t903768/
― 乒乓, Sunday, 10 November 2013 16:48 (ten years ago) link
Lucas makes the same kind of earth centric "mistake" in EP 2 when Padme says "We live in the real world, come back to it." I mean, they live in a galaxy of interconnected worlds, so what would that expression mean?
― pplains, Sunday, 10 November 2013 16:53 (ten years ago) link
'Hell' is just shorthand for 'Star Wars: Episode VII'
― Meine Damen und Herren, Kraf-twerk (snoball), Sunday, 10 November 2013 16:53 (ten years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/e301dbfa4ce24ccdf2855de41c7b1e49/tumblr_mjh7hnGxdw1qb7kwmo1_1280.jpg
― goth drama is universal (latebloomer), Monday, 11 November 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/9qslFqW.png
― 乒乓, Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:29 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9DST-6jIBU
― 龜, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 12:02 (ten years ago) link
who is the band in the 5th post from the top?
― how's life, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 12:07 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/JcwUkLd.gif
― 龜, Saturday, 15 February 2014 01:15 (ten years ago) link
Update on Claudine Longet Invitational </morbs>
― pplains, Saturday, 15 February 2014 01:43 (ten years ago) link
that gag's so old it's got whiskers
― balls, Saturday, 15 February 2014 01:50 (ten years ago) link
Tauntaun whiskers, to be sure
― 龜, Saturday, 15 February 2014 01:57 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77pnVFLkUjM
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Friday, 28 February 2014 18:10 (ten years ago) link
four more years
― wavy tare's cashout flicks (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 28 February 2014 18:15 (ten years ago) link
Obamagneto, master of animal magnetism
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Friday, 28 February 2014 18:16 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8LBpMuSTrQ
http://boingboing.net/2014/05/29/my-20-year-obsession-with-drag.html
Like any addict, my problem has metastasized over the years, effecting those closest to me. Not only do I watch DragonStrike at least once a month, and not only have I done so consistently since the age of ten, I pull this tape out at parties. I inflict this tape on friends. God help me, I’ve shown this thing to girls.
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 May 2014 04:42 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/El5t2n7.png
― 龜, Thursday, 21 August 2014 15:48 (nine years ago) link
people never understand Occam's razor
― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, October 16, 2014 4:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
is that the most obvious explanation tho?
― lag∞n, Thursday, October 16, 2014 4:21 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Chimp Arsons, Friday, 17 October 2014 00:02 (nine years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Mdinb_E7tmg/T1A06418G8I/AAAAAAAAAvM/I11tX8qX8Fo/s400/sir-i-must-protest-i-am-not-a-merry-man-thumb.png
i think this is the truest, lolziest nerd lol. i think about it often, always with a smile.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 November 2014 13:51 (nine years ago) link
Academic lolz: https://twitter.com/davidjayharris/status/531927801037729792
― legit new threat wrt to a norman invasion (seandalai), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 00:23 (nine years ago) link
lol indeed!
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 01:18 (nine years ago) link
http://www.dreadcentral.com/news/78488/swedish-house-dream-home-predator-fans-sale/
― Sonic Dieways (latebloomer), Friday, 14 November 2014 01:41 (nine years ago) link
the drum set
― So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 November 2014 03:58 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/z2UhMuH.jpg
― 龜, Friday, 14 November 2014 13:13 (nine years ago) link
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/jfokpamepfdamfdaechaigpbicidpooa/publish-acceptedinstall and see
― So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 17:35 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/OqWwawF.jpg
― 龜, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 14:24 (nine years ago) link
marvel - building franchises within franchises is like a well played game of chess...
dc - THROW IT AT THE WALL. ALL OF IT.
― da croupier, Thursday, February 5, 2015 6:15 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
IT DIDN'T STICK? THROW IT AGAIN
― da croupier, Thursday, February 5, 2015 6:16 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
"hey the flash is sticking!" "THROW IT AGAIN!" "but it's already..." "THROW IT AGAIN!"
― da croupier, Thursday, February 5, 2015 6:18 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 February 2015 18:28 (nine years ago) link
http://www.audiovisualonline.co.uk/product/8041/audioquest-diamond-rj-e-ethernet-cable-12m
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 February 2015 17:31 (nine years ago) link
http://hyperrealcg.tumblr.com/
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 21:55 (nine years ago) link
that ethernet cable should be cross-ref'd hereAwesome Audiophile Snake Oil
― andrew m., Wednesday, 4 March 2015 17:30 (nine years ago) link
It's Vivaldi's birthday!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCxdVsebLMI
― andrew m., Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:34 (nine years ago) link
"...and so they used Bach's hair for the G string..." C'MON THAT'S THE SH
― andrew m., Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link
http://popchartlab.com/products/the-vocations-of-heroes-and-villains
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 02:31 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxD2xGz-QPk
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 15 March 2015 22:06 (nine years ago) link
https://www.behance.net/gallery/24424857/All-New-Superpowered-Post-Punk-Marvels-by-Butcher-Billy
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 17:23 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/WGUJoRR.jpg
― 龜, Thursday, 9 April 2015 11:30 (nine years ago) link
http://trixter.oldskool.org/2015/04/07/8088-mph-we-break-all-your-emulators/
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 April 2015 01:51 (nine years ago) link
https://vimeo.com/130841895
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 July 2015 18:00 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKhnVvHWJ3A
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 24 July 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link
music is from that
https://medium.com/@skamille/the-very-model-of-a-modern-exec-technical-8ddd4f1c44db
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 17 October 2015 19:31 (eight years ago) link
from 1996http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRgdg0JW0AAXrTd.png
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 October 2015 15:23 (eight years ago) link
amazing http://esr.ibiblio.org/?p=6943
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 22:11 (eight years ago) link
o_O
― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 17 December 2015 21:47 (eight years ago) link
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Soon_Bayts
― pandit pran nathalie (sanskrit), Monday, 29 February 2016 21:19 (eight years ago) link
http://www.crunchyroll.com/store/p/177925/Mega-Man-Wearable-Helmet-Replica
― ulysses, Thursday, 3 March 2016 15:34 (eight years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/iXhnumbYnuz
― ulysses, Sunday, 6 March 2016 20:43 (eight years ago) link
trending today on stack exchange:http://worldbuilding.stackexchange.com/questions/37756/would-evolution-select-for-mermaids-without-breasts
― pandit pran nathalie (sanskrit), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 22:02 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/3YtLQni.jpg
― micro brewbio (crüt), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 04:45 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/W2NqYOJ.jpg
― 龜, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 12:03 (eight years ago) link
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message2522068/pg1?disclaimer=1
― imho tep (sanskrit), Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:52 (seven years ago) link
https://66.media.tumblr.com/5456c7961aa2e6feb48627b5b096417a/tumblr_oeqm1aBBYf1ss9srro1_540.jpg
― 龜, Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:31 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/codebutler/status/825981599736999936
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 30 January 2017 19:00 (seven years ago) link
https://about.gitlab.com/2017/02/01/gitlab-dot-com-database-incident/
At 2017/01/31 23:00-ish team-member-1 thinks that perhaps pg_basebackup is refusing to work due to the PostgreSQL data directory being present (despite being empty), decides to remove the directory. After a second or two he notices he ran it on db1.cluster.gitlab.com, instead of db2.cluster.gitlab.com.At 2017/01/31 23:27 team-member-1 - terminates the removal, but it’s too late. Of around 300 GB only about 4.5 GB is left
At 2017/01/31 23:27 team-member-1 - terminates the removal, but it’s too late. Of around 300 GB only about 4.5 GB is left
ooof.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 16:32 (seven years ago) link
seriously would love a conference of just that kind of stuff
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 17:56 (seven years ago) link
my former employer (a popular online bookstore) had an internal memo system called "COE", for "correction of error", where teams would explain in excruciating detail how they had accidentally taken down important services for minutes or hours. There was at least one time while I was there where the website was inaccessible for hours because someone had manually deleted a virtual network resource because someone asked them to, in an attempt to "clean something up"
― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 18:19 (seven years ago) link
thank goodness git is decentralized, right????
― just another (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 18:24 (seven years ago) link
im being facetious of course, but the GITLAB/HUB/BUCKET IS DOWN!!! stuff is kinda ironic
― just another (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 18:26 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwZL6loYBlE
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Saturday, 2 September 2017 21:16 (six years ago) link
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--q9Nlvbje--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/o8eckuccvb9jrplpjy13.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 1 December 2017 21:32 (six years ago) link
Emacs users trying to be normal pic.twitter.com/WaYCunXD1N— Emily Blvd (@emilyst) May 21, 2019
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 03:55 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t96m2ynKw0
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 03:58 (four years ago) link
I don't want to see or be seen by Richard Stallman
― don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 04:06 (four years ago) link
Haha fair
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 04:23 (four years ago) link
tail recursion pic.twitter.com/GoX77x2j3d— Bob Burrough (@bob_burrough) June 11, 2019
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 10 August 2019 03:54 (four years ago) link
holy shit lol
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Monday, 12 August 2019 16:18 (four years ago) link
Not sure that quite counts as unwinding the stack tho
whats it sitting on
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 16:21 (four years ago) link
best cgi from the new avengers movie imo
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 12 August 2019 19:44 (four years ago) link
ive made this pic.twitter.com/GBoFkH07i2— the government man (@me_irl) November 26, 2019
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 23:41 (four years ago) link
lol
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 23:47 (four years ago) link
lol brutal
― mh, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 04:38 (four years ago) link
"gui for ping"
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 05:25 (four years ago) link
not only are there windows gui ping applications but also a electrical and computer engineer proffessor named Ping Gui.
― joygoat, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 15:09 (four years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/BCTfn48nZ0— Geheim-"ICD Y35.7!"-organisation (@geheimorga) July 8, 2020
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 21:03 (three years ago) link
― solo scampito (mh), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 22:15 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq8DgpgtSQQ
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 24 October 2020 04:06 (three years ago) link
https://arxiv.org/abs/1807.10553
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 26 October 2020 21:05 (three years ago) link
https://scontent-den4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/254707403_10159445995275325_4748930388282996470_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=steY5AGedVUAX9lUgzj&_nc_ht=scontent-den4-1.xx&oh=979f3a90f890341908663c12100b9f72&oe=619C6A6D
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Thursday, 18 November 2021 22:14 (two years ago) link