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This thread should be renamed "Worst Animal Friends"

EDB, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.krtv.com/images/Bear2.jpg

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:48 (thirteen years ago) link

:(

the coffee of coffees (corey), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:49 (thirteen years ago) link

these are horrible!

that first picture will haunt my dreams.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:50 (thirteen years ago) link

<3 herring gulls the awesome bastards

― a chick I wanted to pursue on OkCupid (country matters), Friday, 11 September 2009 13:00 (1 year ago)

pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:51 (thirteen years ago) link

The messiest eaters are bacteria.

Aimless, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Love the miffed expression on the impaled fish's face.

A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:58 (thirteen years ago) link

that poor mouse.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:58 (thirteen years ago) link

expression on eater's face almost always >>>> expression on eaten's

pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:59 (thirteen years ago) link

That's not a toad, it's a demon.

A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:59 (thirteen years ago) link

heron/fish a possible exception

pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:59 (thirteen years ago) link

This thread should be renamed "Worst Animal Friends"

― EDB, Tuesday, November 23, 2010 9:47 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark

totally support this...dunno if I will pull the trigger though

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:06 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.matterhorn1959.com/blog1/jim4.jpg

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:09 (thirteen years ago) link

This is a valuable thread.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:10 (thirteen years ago) link

that bear chasing the musk ox is intense

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Octopus/shark may be my favourite. What a badass!

A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:11 (thirteen years ago) link

full story here:

http://www.krtv.com/news/grizzly-versus-bison-the-rest-of-the-story/

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:12 (thirteen years ago) link

they shd make a movie of it xp

pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Maybe don't watch this if you want any sleep in the next few days:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CL2hetqpfg

A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:12 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9A-oxUMAy8

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.krtv.com/images/Bear7.jpg ur pretty much fucked

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link

its floating upward

markers, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:14 (thirteen years ago) link

loooool i simultaneously posted that elsewhere

pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:14 (thirteen years ago) link

WAAAAAAAAARRRRIIIOOOOOOOORRRRSSSSS COME OUT TO PLLLLAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:15 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm just gonna bust out the daisy cutter:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GydyA_cVJNA

Megatherium americanum (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:15 (thirteen years ago) link

greatwhitevssealion.mov

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:17 (thirteen years ago) link

oh boyyyyyy, glad ta have ya back tamtam :D

pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:17 (thirteen years ago) link

2:46 = O_OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:19 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CL2hetqpfg

the coffee of coffees (corey), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:23 (thirteen years ago) link

(sorry about that)

the coffee of coffees (corey), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:29 (thirteen years ago) link

This is a valuable thread.

― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:10 (19 minutes ago)

glengarry glenn danzig (latebloomer), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:31 (thirteen years ago) link

2:46 = O_OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fuckin ell, you're not kidding.

I already posted the mouse/centipede one.

A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:33 (thirteen years ago) link

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mazing

ENBB, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link

oh sorry, I had images disabled -_-

the coffee of coffees (corey), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:44 (thirteen years ago) link

shelbylee40
3 hours ago
. dude your messed up lol seriously but anyways i liked the song what is that

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 03:05 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm just gonna bust out the daisy cutter:

*bows head, locks thread*

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 03:05 (thirteen years ago) link

so, no lie, as soon as I left the flat this morning outside on the sidewalk there was a giant hornet eating a cockroach

I could only snap shitty photos with my iphone camera, wish I had had a macro lens :(

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 03:12 (thirteen years ago) link

!!

ENBB, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 03:13 (thirteen years ago) link

o_o

.\ /. (dayo), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 03:56 (thirteen years ago) link

bear say hi to meat

for the next throbbing minutes (corey), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 04:02 (thirteen years ago) link

I imagine a very profound feeling of joy in that bear's heart

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 04:06 (thirteen years ago) link

bears

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 04:06 (thirteen years ago) link

I had to kill a mouse in my apartment today and it gave me the same look as lil guy in the OP u_u

gr8080 of missing ILX (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 08:13 (thirteen years ago) link

What kind of whale has that bear got? It looks like a Blue, in which case it must be a very young calf.

A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 12:31 (thirteen years ago) link

animals not getting eaten by other animals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5DKBWXFLGI

a dude who enjoys the parapet and the extension of one's neck above it (gr8080), Thursday, 9 December 2010 23:12 (thirteen years ago) link

could not get through that snapping turtle vid omg

arby's, Thursday, 9 December 2010 23:34 (thirteen years ago) link

gator latched onto the elephant so about to get stomped

arby's, Thursday, 9 December 2010 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link

nature is so evil

a cuter kind of annoying (latebloomer), Sunday, 12 December 2010 06:54 (thirteen years ago) link

2:46 = O_OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

^ cannot be stressed enough

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 12 December 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

What a way to go :(
<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QLz8RK4teHM?fs=1&hl=en_GB";></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QLz8RK4teHM?fs=1&hl=en_GB"; type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

not_goodwin, Monday, 20 December 2010 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link

poo!

mod help please?

not_goodwin, Monday, 20 December 2010 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8rU-bLYM7Y

jerkstore cowboy (Pillbox), Monday, 20 December 2010 20:05 (thirteen years ago) link

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldpphnhUpj1qze93ao1_500.jpg

― keep amanda leared (corey), Monday, December 20, 2010 11:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

omg this could be best animal friends

dayo, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNNl_uWmQXE

Kerm, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 00:40 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9vxHN8_jSE

Kerm, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link

God almighty, with this and the trypophobia thread I am getting that unpleasant kind of hot-brain feeling. That snapping turtle stuff upthread is beyond words, and may just have ruined Christmas for me.

Bill A, Thursday, 23 December 2010 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link

be sure to visit The 100 Most Fascinatingly Disgusting Members Of The Animal Kindom

u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Thursday, 23 December 2010 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link

forks, my christmas present to you was letting you change the title of this thread

dayo, Friday, 31 December 2010 05:58 (thirteen years ago) link

ugh

gr8080, Friday, 31 December 2010 07:03 (thirteen years ago) link

i think forks was intimidated by the blank guyotatian abjection of the original and has cuddlified it, but we all know what's going on with these animals

Nedrag "Neđa" Mijatović (nakhchivan), Friday, 31 December 2010 07:07 (thirteen years ago) link

I requested this change, btw. the noise board needs yin and yang.

dayo, Friday, 31 December 2010 07:08 (thirteen years ago) link

same for u then w/ yr eastern mysticism

Nedrag "Neđa" Mijatović (nakhchivan), Friday, 31 December 2010 07:10 (thirteen years ago) link

btw is yin a name in china

Nedrag "Neđa" Mijatović (nakhchivan), Friday, 31 December 2010 07:10 (thirteen years ago) link

as a surname? yeah, but it's not too common

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_Chinese_surnames

my own is not very common either

dayo, Friday, 31 December 2010 07:12 (thirteen years ago) link

can u find out if there has been any sort of 'yin and yang' comedy duo? has it been suggested on the 'your terrible ideas' threads of any .cn ilx clones (which doubtless exist)

Nedrag "Neđa" Mijatović (nakhchivan), Friday, 31 December 2010 07:14 (thirteen years ago) link

so it just occurred to me after googling "daisy cutter" that when qbs yell "blue! 82!" they are actually just saying "destroy everything and everyone"

ullr saves (gbx), Friday, 31 December 2010 07:17 (thirteen years ago) link

i know a woman named yin. she is taiwanese.

tears of a self-clowning oven (The Reverend), Friday, 31 December 2010 18:59 (thirteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

<img src=http://scientopia.org/blogs/scicurious/files/2011/01/killer-whale-penis.jpg>;

What is that squid doing to the poor orca??

Cobra Laser-Face (Leee), Sunday, 30 January 2011 06:17 (thirteen years ago) link

2:46 = O_OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
― pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, November 23, 2010 2:19 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

cozen, Sunday, 30 January 2011 09:32 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-12669308

gr8080, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link

The tiger severed the lion's jugular vein in a single stroke with its paw, leaving the animal dying in a pool of blood, officials said.

gr8080, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 02:39 (thirteen years ago) link

The tiger severed the lion's jugular vein in a single stroke with its paw, leaving the animal dying in a pool of blood, officials said.

gr8080, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link

so it's not just their prisons

bury my heart at wounded nerd (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li9rwcsr4D1qfanwjo1_500.png

dayo, Monday, 21 March 2011 03:06 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

gr8080, Monday, 21 March 2011 08:35 (thirteen years ago) link

sharks are dicks

blingee cummings (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 March 2011 08:41 (thirteen years ago) link

goes here too
http://www.odestreet.com/2011/03/hawk-eats-beloved-dove.html

gr8080, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link

picture of animals pictured in OP before the frog realized the mouse was cheating with the frog's wife

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2011/03/d-1301282708.png

dayo, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 10:51 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhhhh1QiT-U

skahchivan (dayo), Sunday, 10 April 2011 09:51 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/11LZV.gif

StanM, Sunday, 12 June 2011 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xNxQfVNVR8

jaxon, Sunday, 26 June 2011 06:19 (twelve years ago) link

^ seriously nuts

jaxon, Sunday, 26 June 2011 06:19 (twelve years ago) link

yipes

Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 June 2011 01:12 (twelve years ago) link

^^

edit piaf (electricsound), Monday, 27 June 2011 01:29 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

Awww god wtf Vietnamese:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwvaEpYbUIM&feature=youtu.be

La Petite Mordy (Leee), Sunday, 31 July 2011 03:34 (twelve years ago) link

check out the O_o 3 thread

我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Sunday, 31 July 2011 03:43 (twelve years ago) link

o god.

or watch old boy

jaxon, Sunday, 31 July 2011 04:30 (twelve years ago) link

Eff that x1 million. That put me off squid for a while.

weakness for Cinnabon; rampant heterosexuality (Je55e), Sunday, 31 July 2011 21:07 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

the music! the suspense!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNfzrktWQYQ

StanM, Monday, 5 September 2011 18:49 (twelve years ago) link

I know it's a bit of a spoiler when I put it in this thread instead of the best animal friends one, but that wasn't right.

Anyone recognize the music? It's probably vv famous but I can't quite place it.

StanM, Monday, 5 September 2011 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

Morricone.

kate78, Monday, 5 September 2011 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

lol. that's a winner.

thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 September 2011 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

So it IS Morricone! Thank you, Kate. Happen to know the movie too?

StanM, Monday, 5 September 2011 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmdAsL1n6q4

, Monday, 5 September 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

Fantastic! Thanks!

StanM, Monday, 5 September 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=948rhsRvIkw

 (gr8080), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 04:36 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8yN1sNxWg8

jaxon, Monday, 12 September 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

interesting. but hard to compete withe flying pig there!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 24 September 2011 18:25 (twelve years ago) link

Its tongue is fast, taking just a tenth of a second to launch and extend. The larva is faster. Before it’s caught, it grabs the amphibian’s face and, after repositioning itself in a more suitable place, starts to eat.

this is like the original combo-reverse from 2d fighting games

dayo, Saturday, 24 September 2011 18:35 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlMK7vRVa-I&feature=player_embedded

this one is intense and O_o

dayo, Saturday, 24 September 2011 18:52 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltc2scLaRl1qz82xho1_400.jpg

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 20 October 2011 02:01 (twelve years ago) link

ugh i saw that from an ohio friend on facebook

between the wild animals and the amish, i'm worried about the disgusting savagery in ohio.

Art Arfons (La Lechera), Thursday, 20 October 2011 02:22 (twelve years ago) link

honest question: i guess most local police don't stockpile tranquilizer guns?

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 20 October 2011 02:23 (twelve years ago) link

Authorities were trying to use tranquilizers whenever possible in capturing the animals, said Zanesville Mayor Howard Zwelling. But Lutz said some animals were shot at close range by deputies who found themselves in a dangerous situation. A Bengal tiger was put down after it became agitated following a tranquilizer shot.

caek, Thursday, 20 October 2011 09:32 (twelve years ago) link

also

While tranquilizers are an option, there are issues involved in their use, Leahy said. For one thing, they take time to work on an animal, potentially giving it time to harm someone or to get away. In addition, if an animal has a high level of adrenaline, tranquilizers can make them more agitated, she said.

from http://edition.cnn.com/2011/10/19/us/ohio-animals/

caek, Thursday, 20 October 2011 09:33 (twelve years ago) link

it hurts my heart that all these animals were killed and i do wonder if there could've been a better way, but the situation should never have been so in the first place - how some guy in ohio, let alone a person who would set wild animals free in a populated area, was allowed to have so many wild animals is the real question here

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 20 October 2011 12:29 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://www.waraqat.net/2011/11/sr_tbe3h1.jpg

dvd (+ +), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

The camera man who didn't look out and killed this cute earless rabbit by stepping on it at a german zoo isn't a very good animal friend:

http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/fotostrecke-79886.html

StanM, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:16 (twelve years ago) link

(pics are of living but earless bunny, don't worry - the zoo had planned to turn it into a big Knut-type attraction for their business, but now not so much anymore)

StanM, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:17 (twelve years ago) link

OMG

;_;

you ruined my day stanm

the late great, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 23:14 (twelve years ago) link

since i grew up with pet rabbits there is a family rule that anything i see on internet regarding bunnies gets forwarded around parents and siblings

this is not getting forwarded around

the late great, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 23:14 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/cbzv9.jpg

♆ (gr8080), Friday, 20 April 2012 22:08 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/TBYp5.gif

♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 20:55 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98ako31Qwss

The Reverend, Saturday, 19 May 2012 07:04 (eleven years ago) link

sorry that's been posted, i offer this instead

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2fc_1327831463

The Reverend, Saturday, 19 May 2012 07:16 (eleven years ago) link

hawk shda fucked up the guy mugging for a profile pic

༼◍ྀ ౪ ◍ི ༽ (cozen), Saturday, 19 May 2012 11:27 (eleven years ago) link

obv

The Reverend, Saturday, 19 May 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

lool

caek, Sunday, 20 May 2012 21:14 (eleven years ago) link

that's hilarious and amazing

The Reverend, Monday, 21 May 2012 02:16 (eleven years ago) link

'hilarious'

mookieproof, Monday, 21 May 2012 02:19 (eleven years ago) link

well, maybe not if you're the steenbok, but it looks like even it was having fun for a while

The Reverend, Monday, 21 May 2012 02:23 (eleven years ago) link

yeeeesh

bailiwick bill (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 May 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

if it makes you feel better, i will laugh when you get eaten by a leopard after trying to suck its tits, too.

The Reverend, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 08:36 (eleven years ago) link

BIG CAT aka the steenkiller

chris paul george hill (dayo), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 10:17 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...
one month passes...

http://simplepimple.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/2Jzud.jpg

the late great, Sunday, 16 September 2012 04:59 (eleven years ago) link

wurst animal friends

квас (☆), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 13:35 (eleven years ago) link

seven months pass...

anthony bourdain is such a dick

brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 20:16 (eleven years ago) link

um

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, that's gonna be a no click for me

UTW, USA, ILX LIFER (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 20:55 (ten years ago) link

jesus fuck

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link

RIP monkey

the late great, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link

"the monkey's condition is still unclear"

um

cozen, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 21:29 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/QHeDAF7.gif

乒乓, Saturday, 1 June 2013 00:32 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnDH1va7iC0

StanM, Monday, 24 June 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/bqZ9Eu4.gif

baddest gang

乒乓, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 00:43 (ten years ago) link

I think that just made my day

mh, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 01:08 (ten years ago) link

nice

Treeship, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 01:09 (ten years ago) link

I know this is terrible but those owls always make me think of lol Hollywood Undead

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 02:31 (ten years ago) link

Holy shit! LOLOLOL God that's disturbing.

Je55e, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 17:18 (ten years ago) link

ah, the owl homage. took me a second

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 19:19 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/LKin449.gif

乒乓, Thursday, 27 June 2013 11:42 (ten years ago) link

the fuck is he throwing?!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 27 June 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link

looks like a cat

乒乓, Thursday, 27 June 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/YmM5hCV.png

nagl dude dude dude (ledge), Thursday, 27 June 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link

weird looking poop.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 27 June 2013 14:37 (ten years ago) link

lemur

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 June 2013 18:12 (ten years ago) link

this isn't as horrifying as you might imagine but it's still 'o you poor stupid raccoon, you crawled in the wrong drain pipe'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jB48dDDRR8

balls, Friday, 28 June 2013 23:49 (ten years ago) link

http://i.minus.com/ibj24Fqa3T4Aj5.gif

Dan I., Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:59 (ten years ago) link

Found this horrifying lil movie the other day when looking for funny chicken videos for my own amusement.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9vxHN8_jSE

*tera, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 17:02 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/os9UT5J.jpg

乒乓, Thursday, 4 July 2013 23:40 (ten years ago) link

Love that little pause as he adjusts his aim.

the so-called socialista (dowd), Friday, 12 July 2013 09:36 (ten years ago) link

ok this last gif is the only thing on this thread I can wholeheartedly lol at

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Friday, 12 July 2013 09:49 (ten years ago) link

serious lols at the chimps throwing the raccoon

marcos, Friday, 19 July 2013 19:05 (ten years ago) link

<3 this thread

Cap'n Conserv-a-pedia (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 July 2013 19:21 (ten years ago) link

nature rad in tooth and claw

Cap'n Conserv-a-pedia (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 July 2013 19:21 (ten years ago) link

Racoon thief is pretty fantastic

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Saturday, 20 July 2013 10:19 (ten years ago) link

2 years later and still traumatized by the snapping turtle mouse massacre video

slam dunk, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 18:58 (ten years ago) link

So is the mouse

StanM, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 19:26 (ten years ago) link

Oh my god!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq366bDB5E1qdpbc5.jpg

potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 04:48 (ten years ago) link

One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink.

potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 04:49 (ten years ago) link

four weeks pass...

http://31.media.tumblr.com/9cb39a68211d2ffc4158e746fb10e732/tumblr_mrqu5rKcwa1qb08qmo1_500.jpg

Look where it's happening... in front of the gas bbq...

StanM, Friday, 30 August 2013 23:50 (ten years ago) link

yeah that lamb is cute and all but cmon it's dinner time, quit messing about

joeks

supercuet

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 August 2013 23:52 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/4fNprCD.gif

乒乓, Friday, 13 September 2013 20:32 (ten years ago) link

looooooooooool

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 13 September 2013 20:35 (ten years ago) link

made my day.

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 13 September 2013 20:44 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlN4oPNcjd0

balls, Saturday, 14 September 2013 01:51 (ten years ago) link

i love that it keeps trying to chomp at the octopus even after the man rescues it

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 14 September 2013 02:12 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/DZ5dJtC.gif

乒乓, Sunday, 15 September 2013 13:00 (ten years ago) link

http://science.discovery.com/tv-shows/monster-bug-wars/videos/monster-bug-wars-jumping-jack-ants-vs-huntsman-spider.htm

in the original video, the ant makes a piggy noise when the spider bites down on it. Go Discovery Channel.

how's life, Sunday, 15 September 2013 13:06 (ten years ago) link

reminiscent of one of the GOAT america's funniest home videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTt7pSav8ts

slam dunk, Monday, 30 September 2013 00:43 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/458vRAw.gif

乒乓, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 10:43 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/GPJBN7E.jpg

乒乓, Monday, 11 November 2013 20:53 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/hskxajn.jpg

乒乓, Monday, 11 November 2013 22:02 (ten years ago) link

love to see mammals winning

balls, Monday, 11 November 2013 22:16 (ten years ago) link

MRA?

Jeff, Monday, 11 November 2013 22:43 (ten years ago) link

omfg the gifs from 23rd/24th october :DDDD

sparrows one shd be board description for all boards

imago, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 02:07 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvLZxG6pB6U

乒乓, Thursday, 14 November 2013 03:28 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/pXfl1Kd.jpg

kel's vintage port (electricsound), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link

May be a candidate for http://thingsfittingperfectlyintothings.tumblr.com/ xp

乒乓, Thursday, 21 November 2013 00:58 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mfi7QxlbK8

StanM, Saturday, 23 November 2013 12:26 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCsMNurn3bQ

o_o, Thursday, 28 November 2013 01:56 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/A4cEAL6.jpg

乒乓, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 15:30 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-oVhu2fu20#t=23

balls, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 16:58 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/t0Khcu4.jpg

乒乓, Wednesday, 18 December 2013 01:59 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/15jQeGy.gif

乒乓, Thursday, 26 December 2013 16:31 (ten years ago) link

H/t to H4A

http://i.minus.com/iSj29yYsno2qP.gif

乒乓, Thursday, 26 December 2013 16:32 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/n8W3JzZ.gif

, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 14:59 (ten years ago) link

al leong's picture has more or less ended me

Flame Out at Jagbans (imago), Friday, 10 January 2014 23:35 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/rU0KwyW.gif

, Monday, 13 January 2014 13:58 (ten years ago) link

Wait! Who is eating whom?

badgers moved the goalposts (dowd), Monday, 13 January 2014 17:57 (ten years ago) link

Holy shit, red on yellow, that's a coral snake!

Dan I., Monday, 13 January 2014 18:39 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/nnW3qDH.jpg

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 13 January 2014 19:23 (ten years ago) link

cool suit

mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Monday, 13 January 2014 19:24 (ten years ago) link

poor dog

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 13 January 2014 19:56 (ten years ago) link

so embarrassed.

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 13 January 2014 20:01 (ten years ago) link

aaaargh real monsters cosplay

this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 January 2014 20:18 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25905108

iFrankenstein (latebloomer), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 22:02 (ten years ago) link

oops wrong thread, why do i keep making that mistake

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 7 February 2014 18:47 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/7hSA8z4.gif

, Monday, 17 February 2014 11:11 (ten years ago) link

omg

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 17 February 2014 15:06 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/SQGecWH.gif

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 27 February 2014 18:23 (ten years ago) link

Love that.

Jeff, Thursday, 27 February 2014 20:47 (ten years ago) link

its so weird how anteaters do that, like they accidentally got some tiny shred of the same DNA that caused us to walk upright a million years ago

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 27 February 2014 20:49 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/CkZ102x.gif

, Sunday, 2 March 2014 07:17 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

there's a longer version here, really admire this cat's persistence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlN4oPNcjd0

soref, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 10:00 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/JVzELcs.gif

, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 00:19 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Fpjf1iu.gif

http://i.imgur.com/Tb79z4l.gif

, Friday, 11 April 2014 10:48 (ten years ago) link

http://s.mlkshk.com/r/YQZB.gif

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 2 May 2014 17:25 (ten years ago) link

lol at how ecstatic the dog is afterwards

balls, Friday, 2 May 2014 17:43 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/s1EXQTM.jpg

, Friday, 6 June 2014 15:42 (nine years ago) link

motivational poster for Teamwork

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 6 June 2014 15:45 (nine years ago) link

omg - i love how excited the dog gets after shoving the cat off the bed!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 6 June 2014 16:03 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxFfxTZA6ao

StanM, Sunday, 8 June 2014 20:32 (nine years ago) link

It starts out as best animal friends, but...

StanM, Sunday, 8 June 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxFfxTZA6ao

, Sunday, 8 June 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link

;-)

StanM, Sunday, 8 June 2014 20:44 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEeF9_l1cFA

, Monday, 23 June 2014 11:43 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/hbQ2B5euTig

, Friday, 27 June 2014 22:13 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/EEJtEGY.jpg

, Friday, 18 July 2014 00:14 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/GibSX75.gif

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 17:44 (nine years ago) link

wishing gifs had sound

The beer was cold, but so was the glass, which drives me crazy. (stevie), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 20:21 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Le8ZbBI.jpg

, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 21:20 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/QT5ZQxX.gif

, Thursday, 7 August 2014 12:44 (nine years ago) link

Isn't that best animal friends though? Daddy protecting his offspring?

StanM, Thursday, 7 August 2014 14:45 (nine years ago) link

Oh man I didn't know about mouthbrooding

, Thursday, 7 August 2014 14:47 (nine years ago) link

must surely be tempted to swallow every once in a while though?

john wahey (NickB), Thursday, 7 August 2014 14:55 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/g8hVm3h.jpg

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 13:37 (nine years ago) link

http://www.salagram.net/never-give-up.gif

Plasmon, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 14:30 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/Fm1upvA.gif

, Monday, 15 September 2014 16:32 (nine years ago) link

typed, deleted doge meme

i'm stronger than this

imago, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 21:47 (nine years ago) link

lmbo

The Reverend, Thursday, 18 September 2014 08:47 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/PvBLULm.jpg

, Friday, 24 October 2014 11:39 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/Y0k708K.jpg

tsrobodo, Monday, 17 November 2014 19:05 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/Oh909h9.jpg

, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 12:29 (nine years ago) link

haha

marcos, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 14:21 (nine years ago) link

gruesome

marcos, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 14:21 (nine years ago) link

what even is that? I was thinking it must be a narwhal but they have straight tusks

burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb ranks (The Reverend), Thursday, 11 December 2014 13:46 (nine years ago) link

That might be a rib

, Thursday, 11 December 2014 13:52 (nine years ago) link

Looks like a lower jawbone of a Right Whale.

The rest of it got eaten.

TTAGGGTTAGGG (Sanpaku), Thursday, 11 December 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link

O, more likely given their larger population and exclusive polar distribution, the jawbone of a Bowhead Whale.

Those so stuffed they're ready to hibernate. Probably why the photographer was so brave, judging by the flash falloff he's within 50-60 feet.

TTAGGGTTAGGG (Sanpaku), Thursday, 11 December 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link

me irl

, Thursday, 11 December 2014 15:56 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/VVJ9cpC.jpg

, Saturday, 20 December 2014 14:06 (nine years ago) link

birds are fighting for your seed

StanM, Saturday, 20 December 2014 14:39 (nine years ago) link

bird fu fighting

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 21 December 2014 00:19 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4thJnyiEXc

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 27 December 2014 21:20 (nine years ago) link

I just said "what the fuck?" out loud while sitting at my desk. That's amazing!

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 9 January 2015 13:30 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/KM34HyI.gif

We used to call the human version of this (2nd def on urban dictionary) getting 'goosed' at my school

, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 21:15 (nine years ago) link

love the slow approach.

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 21:35 (nine years ago) link

what jerks, seriously unchill

Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 8 February 2015 19:09 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5fZu-1bt6Y

iyo iyo un day (how's life), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 12:56 (nine years ago) link

eek

i for one welcome our new octopus overlords

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 13:06 (nine years ago) link

when we find ourselves or someone we love tormented by the infinite octopus of an uncaring universe's death or disease or madness or pain, it is perhaps instructive to picture the object of our affection as a crab sunning on a rock and god as a west australian girl watching us on be taken down on her cameraphone
god's only comment on the sad affair being to call someone else to come see this fucking mess and an after the fact "holy shit" as bubbles trail up from where we used to be

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 14:58 (nine years ago) link

Yallingup comes from an Aboriginal word meaning "place of love". Another suggested meaning is the much less romantic "place of skinning an emu."

The inscrutable idiot savantism of (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 17:11 (nine years ago) link

lmao at "octopus gets crabby"

thrifty grades of pay (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 18:08 (nine years ago) link

:D

vacuum head tree disease (imago), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 11:51 (nine years ago) link

love both woodpeckers and mustelids

vacuum head tree disease (imago), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 11:51 (nine years ago) link

I don't know why the photographer thought that was a happy ending. It wasn't happy for the weasel that didn't taste the blood of woodpecker that day.

Jeff, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 12:06 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D09FXtpMUew

StanM, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 04:17 (nine years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=C2rlmKwiV4Y

StanM, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 04:43 (nine years ago) link

^ even better now I accidentally censored it by failing to remove the & from the url

StanM, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 05:01 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Wt7xaYR.jpg

, Friday, 20 March 2015 12:49 (nine years ago) link

FUCK THAT

a girl with colitis (Je55e), Friday, 27 March 2015 23:32 (nine years ago) link

Monkey Slug Caterpillar

a girl with colitis (Je55e), Friday, 27 March 2015 23:33 (nine years ago) link

nooooooo

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 28 March 2015 04:06 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/CWnyS5Q.jpg

, Thursday, 2 April 2015 11:20 (nine years ago) link

not worst; frenemies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY2LE5EQd1c

drash, Friday, 3 April 2015 00:44 (nine years ago) link

Looks to me like someone trying to let their cat maim a pigeon.

that action shot of the cat swatting the mouse is amazing, cat looks like some kind of malevolent medieval demon or something

soref, Friday, 3 April 2015 07:08 (nine years ago) link

window cat really not being helped by that juxtaposition tbh, needs to up its malevolence game

soref, Friday, 3 April 2015 07:11 (nine years ago) link

pigeon may be the crueler one there, taunting cat with its indifference

drash, Friday, 3 April 2015 08:08 (nine years ago) link

We've evolved to judge mammalian emotions. I wouldn't be surprised if the avian emotions involved simply escape the notice of non-experts, like ourselves.

Pigeon may think, "stupid mammal trapped on the ground, behind this transparent rock, I pity you".

Oreskes Klein Watts (Sanpaku), Friday, 3 April 2015 18:47 (nine years ago) link

http://gaw.kr/JDrejzY

I love this post

, Sunday, 5 April 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link

i wish i had the photoshop skills to make malevolent demon cat up there a hundred feet tall, swatting a tanker truck aside in times square

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 09:58 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

or, as video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGGTcYfrEZU

dellevadova depression beard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 4 June 2015 20:04 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLO1CPYv0hc

gr8080, Friday, 19 June 2015 17:01 (eight years ago) link

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 19 June 2015 17:58 (eight years ago) link

Gamboling rhino! Hee hee hee!!!!

Three Word Username, Friday, 19 June 2015 17:59 (eight years ago) link

ok that is cutest thing

i love him!

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 19 June 2015 18:18 (eight years ago) link

on 2nd viewing i'm pretty sure that the audio is fake

gr8080, Monday, 22 June 2015 17:04 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MHUlVIJy94

kate78, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 21:49 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqNDQ9vcE4g

"Come on! COME ON! Come on!"
"mmmMMMMMMMmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmm"

(I expected violence, tbh)

StanM, Sunday, 12 July 2015 06:25 (eight years ago) link

"I'm going to cough a furball on you."
"Please don't."

Rouge Trooper (dowd), Sunday, 12 July 2015 09:04 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md028pg5DN1rppc0go1_500.jpg

drash, Sunday, 16 August 2015 12:51 (eight years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/eHP3nwPbdXI

, Thursday, 20 August 2015 12:15 (eight years ago) link

that is giving me serious heebie-jeebies

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 31 August 2015 09:39 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/KOVrmqC.gif

, Friday, 4 September 2015 12:44 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/G4xGUkf.jpg

☸ (Sanpaku), Monday, 26 October 2015 16:53 (eight years ago) link

i can't even parse that

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Monday, 26 October 2015 17:00 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...
one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/nrEK4vo.gif

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 29 March 2016 20:44 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/UolUvbB.jpg

ulysses, Saturday, 9 April 2016 05:49 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

whoa

ryan, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 13:47 (seven years ago) link

sweet jesus is that animal eating that bird's brain??

sexy dander (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 25 May 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/4jegvN3.gif

http://i.imgur.com/YxHhrvy.gif

, Sunday, 29 May 2016 15:31 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/WGRymaa.gif

, Monday, 30 May 2016 17:59 (seven years ago) link

https://m.popkey.co/9b35ab/8q6Ee.gif

tsrobodo, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 14:32 (seven years ago) link

sweet jesus is that animal eating that bird's brain??

A voracious predator, the American mink eats a wide variety of prey and will store any surplus to eat later.

ulysses, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 21:45 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/AmhM83F.jpg http://i.imgur.com/vdIafjy.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 14 August 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

i feel cheated out of an explosive ending to that gif

ryan, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 00:32 (seven years ago) link

six months pass...

https://twitter.com/TheReal_JDavis/status/837301561500057605

, Thursday, 2 March 2017 21:52 (seven years ago) link

that's very crepey

removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Friday, 3 March 2017 00:02 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

That would simultaneously be the most awesome and most terrifying thing that happened to me at the same time.

Jeff, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 16:44 (seven years ago) link

Love how playful it seems. 'Just a bit o' fun lad, don't sweat it'

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 16:46 (seven years ago) link

where that lands between adorable and terrifying depends on how hard that bite actually is

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 16:55 (seven years ago) link

According to this it was indeed playful. They seem like p good animal friends to me!

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 16:59 (seven years ago) link

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/earth/survival-stories-antarctica.html

Suddenly, the surface erupted as the massive head and shoulders of a mature leopard seal, mouth gaping in expectation, crashed through the eggshell covering. It closed its powerful jaws about my right leg, and I fell backward, shocked and helpless in its vise-like grip. Feeling myself being dragged toward a watery grave, I locked my left crampon onto the opposing edge. I knew that once I was in the water, it would be all over.
"Help, help, Steve, Tim, help," I screamed repeatedly. It seemed an age before I finally caught sight of their running figures.

"Kick it, kick it, kick it, get the bloody thing off me, hurry, hurry for Christ's sake, you bastard, you bastard," I yelled hysterically, my gloved hands scrabbling fruitlessly for purchase on the smooth ice behind me as I strained against the seal's prodigious weight.

For one tiny fraction of a second our eyes met. These were not the pleading eyes of a Weddell seal nor the shy glance of a crabeater seal—they were cold and evil with intent. What fear the seal must have recognized in my own during this brief moment of communication, I can only imagine.

"Bloody hell, it's a leopard seal," Steve shouted breathlessly as he leapt across the crack to attack the brute from the opposite side.

"Get the bloody thing off me, kick it, for Christ's sake," I screamed again.

"Aim for its eye, its eye," Tim shouted, his voice verging on panic.

"Bastard! Bastard! Bastard!" Steve chanted in rhythm to his swinging boot.

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 17:45 (seven years ago) link

and yes, i know, #notallpinnipeds

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 17:46 (seven years ago) link

but i'm trying to think of a more embarrassing way to die than "killed by swarm of fifty sea lions"

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 17:48 (seven years ago) link

is that THE Tim Lovejoy, everyone wondered

an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:05 (seven years ago) link

enjoyable article tho

an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:49 (seven years ago) link

Idea was the sea lion come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and sometimes that sea lion, he go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away.

pplains, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 23:30 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/stewartloveNFL/status/848829169224044544

, Monday, 3 April 2017 14:08 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM8aBESf8EI

, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 13:45 (seven years ago) link

"saskatoonparrotrescue.ca"

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 13:53 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fGGz6d3vC4

behavioral sink (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 00:01 (seven years ago) link

yikes I'm not clicking that

niels, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 06:23 (seven years ago) link

It's kinda sexy.

behavioral sink (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 06:29 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/a2rQpEZ_700b.jpg

soref, Thursday, 15 June 2017 22:52 (six years ago) link

Look at the pose on the husky. That's playful kidney stimulation.

it's just locker room treason (Sanpaku), Thursday, 15 June 2017 23:39 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/5961108d2100003700fc5ee5.jpeg?cache=voemhqqitz&ops=scalefit_630_noupscale
A mantis eating a hummingbird's brain.

Jeff, Wednesday, 12 July 2017 22:14 (six years ago) link

well that's the mantis off my christmas card list then

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 12 July 2017 23:50 (six years ago) link

the video on that is kinda intense and sparked a bad nightmare for me a couple days ago

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 13 July 2017 11:34 (six years ago) link

four weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/5upTnyx.jpg

#IMPOTUS (Sanpaku), Thursday, 10 August 2017 21:26 (six years ago) link

expression on eater's face almost always >>>> expression on eaten's

― pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Monday, November 22, 2010 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

new noise, Thursday, 10 August 2017 21:38 (six years ago) link

wow

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 August 2017 21:40 (six years ago) link

wish I had a video, there were two red-winged blackbirds outside the window at work (work in a suburb, there's a creek and some woods visible) and they must have had a nest nearby because a hawk was circling. they were dive-bombing the shit out of this hawk! so it's gliding back and forth and they're flapping their little wings off to get above and then diving claw-first into the hawk's back.

mh, Friday, 11 August 2017 02:29 (six years ago) link

four months pass...

A seal eating an octopus pic.twitter.com/jRXNsm1OPG

— Nature is Scary (@TheScaryNature) January 4, 2018

Jeff, Thursday, 4 January 2018 16:37 (six years ago) link

A seal spitting an octopus to grapple and pull down an albatross.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Thursday, 4 January 2018 16:54 (six years ago) link

file under: ideas for next mario game

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 4 January 2018 17:27 (six years ago) link

Here it is in case you haven't seen it yet. pic.twitter.com/vnC5RHLt8r

— Stefan Heck (@boring_as_heck) January 6, 2018

, Sunday, 7 January 2018 17:15 (six years ago) link

Yes! Cat.

Jeff, Sunday, 7 January 2018 17:25 (six years ago) link

looool

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 7 January 2018 17:50 (six years ago) link

ahahaha

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 7 January 2018 17:52 (six years ago) link

The thread of that post is pretty good

I hope that damn squirrel is OK fuck to the cat FUCK TO HIM

— Roqayah Chamseddine (@roqchams) January 6, 2018

El Tomboto, Sunday, 7 January 2018 18:15 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWaR1wUwq48

, Sunday, 7 January 2018 18:38 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/rzDn6to.gif

pplains, Sunday, 7 January 2018 19:21 (six years ago) link

a friend at work used to commute home on the interstate, and a flock of Canada geese took off from a pond near the road just as a semi truck was passing by one day. the air vacuum caught the last goose, ripped it from the air, and slammed it to the ground in front of his car. he reluctantly glanced at the front when he arrived home and the only evidence was a goose head-shaped impression on his license plate

mh, Monday, 8 January 2018 02:45 (six years ago) link

A snake fighting a cat while being eaten by a frog... pic.twitter.com/KShOaRnhU9

— Nature is Scary (@TheScaryNature) January 19, 2018

Jeff, Friday, 19 January 2018 11:51 (six years ago) link

https://media.giphy.com/media/10Hb3I73xDebfi/giphy.gif

Sanpaku, Saturday, 20 January 2018 23:17 (six years ago) link

oh my god that frog is tough as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Sunday, 21 January 2018 04:40 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

everything about that photo is perfect

Screaming into the void has never been easier (Sanpaku), Friday, 9 March 2018 17:00 (six years ago) link

Alligator lizard fighting back from inside the belly of a King snake pic.twitter.com/HIxqSOwGnp

— Nature is Scary (@TheScaryNature) March 13, 2018

🔥🔥😂

Jeff, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 12:54 (six years ago) link

holy shit

i hope they managed to work out their differences and are now friends

six months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGludGaPKag

poor hare ;_;

how do they get this footage?

niels, Friday, 5 October 2018 15:46 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

After Bloodbath, The National Zoo’s Naked Mole-Rats Finally Choose Their Queen

Queens sexually repress all the other females in the colony, as well as the males they don’t want to mate with, preventing them from going through puberty.

The new colony transported to the National Zoo this summer was made up of 17 adult mole-rats. There are only 13 adults left. “Yeah, they’ve been fighting and killing each other,” Kearns says. “They have mole-rat wars to determine who’s going to be the queen or who’s going to breed with the queen. We’re hoping things will calm down a little bit now.”

Sanpaku, Tuesday, 18 December 2018 04:27 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

:(

yuoowemeone, Friday, 11 January 2019 11:10 (five years ago) link

trypophobia thread

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 11 January 2019 11:17 (five years ago) link

fark

parasites are the alltime nightmare fuel creatures

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 12 January 2019 05:49 (five years ago) link

Yeah, pretty much the only creatures that give me the heeby-jeebies. I imagine that’s pretty baked into our brains though.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Saturday, 12 January 2019 12:12 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...
three weeks pass...

Among the more shocking observations was the spider-on-opossum interaction. Michael Grundler, a doctoral candidate at the University of Michigan and a co-author of the study, was alerted to the scene when he heard shuffling noises from a pile of leaves.

“We looked over and we saw a large tarantula on top of an opossum,” said Grundler in the press release. “The opossum had already been grasped by the tarantula and was still struggling weakly at that point, but after about 30 seconds it stopped kicking.”

The tarantula was described as being as big as a dinner plate, and the opossum about the size of a softball. It’s considered the first visual documentation of an opossum being preyed upon by a large mygalomorph spider, a group that includes tarantulas.

omar little, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 02:55 (five years ago) link

four months pass...

https://imgur.com/gallery/CG3utaJ

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 20:22 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/16/world/asia/wildlife-photographer.html
http://static01.nyt.com/images/2019/10/16/multimedia/16xp-foxrodent/16xp-foxrodent-jumbo.jpg

But while the image may have granted the marmot its 15 minutes of fame, the rodent did not survive its encounter with the fox, according to the BBC. The museum described the picture as “a powerful frame of both humor and horror” that “captures the drama and intensity of nature.”

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 17 October 2019 14:41 (four years ago) link

came here to post that. i'm the marmot and the fox is my crippling self doubt.

this one is also beautifully sad and funny:

https://www.nhm.ac.uk/resources/visit/wpy/2019/large/26.jpg

davey, Thursday, 17 October 2019 23:37 (four years ago) link

this is the best video ive ever seen pic.twitter.com/hmWsGpC4cW

— boo (@lollypopthot) October 25, 2019

mookieproof, Saturday, 26 October 2019 17:53 (four years ago) link

:D

imago, Saturday, 26 October 2019 18:27 (four years ago) link

this is me and my kids

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 26 October 2019 18:55 (four years ago) link

That’s cool! Way to adapt, water rats.

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Monday, 28 October 2019 07:27 (four years ago) link

🐦[this is the best video ive ever seen pic.twitter.com/hmWsGpC4cW🕸
— boo (@lollypopthot) October 25, 2019🕸]🐦

This made my day

nathom, Monday, 28 October 2019 07:51 (four years ago) link

three months pass...
four months pass...

Fisticuffs 😂 pic.twitter.com/KCJnnad7la

— Theo Shantonas (@TheoShantonas) June 27, 2020

mookieproof, Sunday, 28 June 2020 05:51 (three years ago) link

long slappy bois

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Sunday, 28 June 2020 09:19 (three years ago) link

one year passes...
four months pass...

Orcas recorded killing and feeding on blue whales in brutal attacks

This research is the first to officially document these killings, including details about how orcas swim inside the mouth of the blue whale to eat its tongue just before it dies.

Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 27 January 2022 18:03 (two years ago) link

one day when the tonguing is done
we'll take our leave and go

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 January 2022 18:13 (two years ago) link


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