Songs heard while shoppin'

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Positively Fourth Street

dell (del), Monday, 12 July 2010 01:24 (thirteen years ago) link

There's a produce store here called Stanley's that plays almost nothing but 80s new wave/post punk stuff (Squeeze, Police, Echo and the Bunnymen, etc.).

orchestral manure in the dark (corey), Monday, 12 July 2010 01:30 (thirteen years ago) link

"Mr. Crowley"

litel, Monday, 12 July 2010 01:36 (thirteen years ago) link

what kind of place did you hear mr. crowley at?

dell (del), Monday, 12 July 2010 02:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Probably Jo-Ann.

orchestral manure in the dark (corey), Monday, 12 July 2010 02:24 (thirteen years ago) link

what kind of place did you hear mr. crowley at?

Whole Foods

litel, Monday, 12 July 2010 03:53 (thirteen years ago) link

heard lindstrØm+prins at american apparel once

Whiney G. Savagegarten (LOLK), Monday, 12 July 2010 04:32 (thirteen years ago) link

everytime I go to Stop'n'Shop it's either 'Josie' or 'Peg'

No one is too good for this album; it is better than all of us. (herb albert), Monday, 12 July 2010 04:53 (thirteen years ago) link

I was singing along to "Peg" in Home Depot the other day and getting a few strange looks.

kkvgz, Monday, 12 July 2010 10:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Probably Jo-Ann.

oh, I was thinking Linens 'n' Things.

I had to restrain myself from emphatically pointing my finger at customers innocently pushing their carts down the frozen foods aisle while I was lip syncing to Positively...

dell (del), Monday, 12 July 2010 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Local shopping centre plays a long list of songs on a loop, but it always seems to be Springsteen's 'Dancing In The Dark' that's playing, especially when I'm in the men's room and looking in the mirror when the song gets to the line "check my look in the mirror". Happened twice this fortnight so far.

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:31 (thirteen years ago) link

I heard a live version of "Hello Cowgirl in the Sand" yesterday when I was shopping in an Italian gourmet food store, and I thought: this is really a depressing song, and no wonder I don't listen to Neil Young more, as good as he is. And I thought they really shouldn't be playing that song. I was tired and my allergies were bothering me, which was making me extremely emotionally hyper-sensitive. Let's all think about loss and disappointment and raw pain while we are trying to find something nice to carry home and eat.

― Rockist Scientist, Sunday, 1 July 2007 01:00 (3 years ago)

dell (del), Monday, 19 July 2010 03:56 (thirteen years ago) link

everytime I go to Stop'n'Shop it's either 'Josie' or 'Peg'

― No one is too good for this album; it is better than all of us. (herb albert), Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:53 PM (1 week ago)

I was singing along to "Peg" in Home Depot the other day and getting a few strange looks.

― kkvgz, Monday, July 12, 2010 5:53 AM (6 days ago)

Heard "Peg" in TeaGschwendner the other day.

Heard Stevie B's "In My Eyes" in a thrift shop yesterday.

abstract sand patterns, representing water (corey), Monday, 19 July 2010 04:28 (thirteen years ago) link

today, Wild Cherry's 'Play That Funky Music'

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 19 July 2010 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link

supermarket
BARBARA STREISAND- THE MAIN EVENT/FIGHT
RICK JAMES- GIVE IT TO ME BABY

thrift store
LUTHER VANDROSS- A HOUSE IS NOT A HOME
(a woman who was singing along and saying stuff like "mmm, god rest his soul!")

dell (del), Saturday, 24 July 2010 16:35 (thirteen years ago) link

that Stevie B song is a new one to me

dell (del), Saturday, 24 July 2010 16:39 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

MORE MORE MORE- Andrea True Connection

dell (del), Thursday, 26 August 2010 10:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Lynyrd Skynyrd's 'Sweet Home Alabama' - in a shopping centre in the deep south... of England

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 27 August 2010 09:21 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Heaven on the Seventh Floor- Paul Nicholas

dude (del), Saturday, 16 October 2010 13:44 (thirteen years ago) link

I was pretty surprised to hear "I Know There's Something Going On" by Frida in Safeway recently.

kkvgz, Saturday, 16 October 2010 13:49 (thirteen years ago) link

that's pretty cool

i think they've done studies showing that people buy more asparagus when exposed to swedish pop music

dude (del), Saturday, 16 October 2010 14:21 (thirteen years ago) link

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1109/532194935_3969dbbd70.jpg
(there's an uncropped version of this picture with a sign in Swedish that Babelfish's as 'Green Objects', which I suppose includes asparagus)

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 17 October 2010 09:06 (thirteen years ago) link

i find that picture to be strangely alluring

dude (del), Monday, 18 October 2010 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link

In a shopping mall: Coolio's 'Gangsta's Paradise'

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 29 October 2010 12:26 (thirteen years ago) link

In Sainsbury's: 'Bad Moon Rising Lyrics' by Creedence Clearwater Revival

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 4 November 2010 13:34 (thirteen years ago) link

duh and the music was playing as well, of course...

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 4 November 2010 13:35 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean, it wasn't some loony on the PA system reading out the words.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 4 November 2010 13:35 (thirteen years ago) link

good, b/c there is a thread elsewhere for those occurences

loose jorts (del), Thursday, 4 November 2010 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Phil Collins' 'Against All Odds', followed by... 'Sweet Home Alabama' again.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 8 November 2010 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

not shoppin, technically, but rocky raccoon in mcdonald's canal st. and dude is fuckng rocking out to it, man. if there were an upright piano in the restaurant, he would be dancing on top of it, i'm fairly certain

pluperfect (del), Saturday, 27 November 2010 11:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Are you on 77, del? Cause that information would definitely be welcome in the Whiney/Beatles thread.

Avatar: The Last SBanner (kkvgz), Saturday, 27 November 2010 12:19 (thirteen years ago) link

no, i guess i need to put in a request for access over there... that was a great moment, though . i'm kinda glad i documented it here. years ago i heard alone again or by love in a mcdonald's but that got a much more subdued response

pluperfect (del), Sunday, 28 November 2010 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link

I would be surprised like hell to hear either of those in a McD's.

Avatar: The Last SBanner (kkvgz), Monday, 29 November 2010 10:06 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, i certainly thought it was odd

pluperfect (del), Monday, 29 November 2010 18:58 (thirteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Little River Band- Reminiscing
Apollo 100- Joy
Steely Dan- Do It Again

I never cared much for that Steely Dan tune, but man did it ever sound good this evening when I was strutting through the coffee/tea/cereal aisle. And yes, you better believe I was strutting, basket in hand. NO SHOPPING CART FOR THIS WILD-LIVING BACHELOR!!! dAMN STRAIGHt woo-hoooooooooo

Also, pasta was on sale 3 for a dollar.

dell (del), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 02:47 (thirteen years ago) link

I Love You Always Forever- Donna Lewis

This woman was walking down the sidewalk this morning talking on her cellphone and I heard her say "Oh really? Well, that's my number one hangover cure-- I have a fatty..." and then poof! She was out of earshot right after that word...so I was left wondering if she meant she chose to smoke a "fatty" to cure her hangovers or if she ate a fatty breakfast. I guess she was probably just advising her friend to eat scrapple.

dell (del), Sunday, 17 April 2011 15:53 (thirteen years ago) link

I've heard Camera Obscura pretty much every other shopping trip in the past 18 months in the Bay Area. Doesn't matter what shop, I will hear them somewhere.

Not the real Village People, Sunday, 17 April 2011 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Not sure if this counts but I always enjoy hearing "My Ever Changing Moods" when it plays occasionally at work.

corey, Sunday, 17 April 2011 19:05 (thirteen years ago) link

I like less hearing 10 Jason Mraz songs a day. His music is like that annoying kid you went to high school with who was in all the AP classes and wore sandals with pre-stressed jeans every day of the year.

corey, Sunday, 17 April 2011 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Not sure if this counts but I always enjoy hearing "My Ever Changing Moods" when it plays occasionally at work.

oh man, i want to work at a place like that

i remember my friend texted me once a few years ago to tell me that she was in macy's and that song was playing!

dell (del), Monday, 18 April 2011 01:38 (thirteen years ago) link

no. i lied. i think it was "you're the best thing".

dell (del), Monday, 18 April 2011 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

The Lightning Seeds: some unidentified song - they all sound pretty much the same anyway.

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Thursday, 12 May 2011 06:53 (twelve years ago) link

four weeks pass...

the beach boys- do it again

dell (del), Friday, 10 June 2011 04:52 (twelve years ago) link

heard at army surplus store: little honda- the beach boys

dell (del), Saturday, 11 June 2011 13:32 (twelve years ago) link

strawberry letter #23- the brothers johnson

not shopping atm but can hear the not-so-distant strains of someone performing "paparazzi" on a kazoo

dell (del), Sunday, 12 June 2011 23:58 (twelve years ago) link

he won't stop until you love him.

corey, Monday, 13 June 2011 00:08 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Fleetwood Mac, 'Dreams'

You get nothing for a pair, not in this game (snoball), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

this, in a thrift shop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUgxRnmuypQ

corey, Friday, 15 July 2011 23:48 (twelve years ago) link

Somebody needs to record a special album for thrift stores and charity shops:

'Yes Of Course I Can Give You Change For A £20 Note'
'Thanks For This Kind Donation Of Betamax Tapes'
'No We Do Not Accept Clothes Covered In Dubious Stains'
'Haggling On A £2 Item Is Perfectly Acceptable In A Charity Shop'
'Just Buy Something Will Ya?'

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Saturday, 16 July 2011 08:15 (twelve years ago) link

heard The Sundays in Walgreens... I think it was "Goodbye"?

corey, Saturday, 23 July 2011 15:47 (twelve years ago) link

25 Miles - Edwin Starr

dell (del), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 04:35 (twelve years ago) link

Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)- Looking Glass
Beginnings- Chicago

dell (del), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 01:04 (twelve years ago) link

recently i was at the supermarket walking down a long empty aisle when a man appeared at the other end and started walking towards me and then the 'the lady in red' started playing and as we drew level we looked at each other and burst out laughing.

estela, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 01:36 (twelve years ago) link

:D

dell (del), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 01:43 (twelve years ago) link

:D

estela, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:30 (twelve years ago) link

Today: "bad sneakers" in the liquor store.

At trader joes: Some badass EWF song with a lot of chord changes.

lol is not enough (blank), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:02 (twelve years ago) link

disappointed not to see any kaiser chief gags tbph

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

Also at TJ's: Aztec Camera, "Oblivious."

bentelec, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:14 (twelve years ago) link

Pat Benetar - "I need a love that don't drive me crazy". Yeah, me too. So classic.

lol is not enough (blank), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:20 (twelve years ago) link

Today: "bad sneakers" in the liquor store.

that's kind of perfect

dell (del), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:41 (twelve years ago) link

beach baby- first class

dell (del), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 00:28 (twelve years ago) link

devil woman- cliff richard
guitar man- bread
fly, robin, fly- silver convention

and of course,
bad, bad leroy brown- jim crotchead

dell (del), Friday, 19 August 2011 03:16 (twelve years ago) link

rikki don't lose that number- steely dan
ramblin' man- the allman brothers band
life's been good- joe walsh

dell (del), Saturday, 20 August 2011 02:34 (twelve years ago) link

guess what america?? guess who fcking heard the following songs in the effing grocery store earlier tonight??

lowdown- boz scaggs
jet- macca / wings

yeh, effing me, that's who

in your face america

in your face!! :D

dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:23 (twelve years ago) link

boz scaggs is one of my top ten grocery store musical artists.

yesterday in a department store i heard:
funky cold medina (tone loc)
followed by
copperhead road (steve earle)
followed by
you give love a bad name (bon jovi)
followed by
i don't know because i left but i was braced for anything.

there was a likeable thin middle-aged sales clerk with a handlebar moustache and a glinting ear who became animated and sang a little during copperhead road but then sank into a lugubrious state when bon jovi commenced, i didn't see what he got up to during funky cold medina because he was lurking behind a rack of jackets. he struck me as someone who is skilled at looking busy, which is a talent i envy.

estela, Thursday, 25 August 2011 04:43 (twelve years ago) link

hah!

i heard somebody's watching me by rockwell while standing in line earlier tonight

dell (del), Thursday, 25 August 2011 04:53 (twelve years ago) link

i like this thread, dell.

estela, Thursday, 25 August 2011 10:02 (twelve years ago) link

i am glad to hear that. it's been working out quite well for me, all things considered.

dell (del), Friday, 26 August 2011 06:58 (twelve years ago) link

Friday I'm In Love, at 6 in the morning on a Monday at the local Shell station.

he's the deej, i'm the hipster (kkvgz), Monday, 29 August 2011 16:03 (twelve years ago) link

ha

dell (del), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 02:01 (twelve years ago) link

what's my name - snoop doggy dogg

7pm in the grocery store

dell (del), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 02:03 (twelve years ago) link

I'm always waiting with baited breath for this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV3FqJLtjpw

███★★★███ (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 02:37 (twelve years ago) link

my sweet lord- george harrison

i'll be there- the jackson 5

boy am i miffed that "tighter tighter" started playing just as i was walking out the electronic doors. drat.

dell (del), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 02:54 (twelve years ago) link

feel like making love- roberta flack with donnie hathaway

still crazy after all these years- paul simon

long tall glasses- leo sayer

low rider- war

yeh it was a pretty good night!!

dell (del), Friday, 2 September 2011 03:27 (twelve years ago) link

feel like making love- roberta flack with donnie hathaway

is donny even involved w/that? fuck if i know

dell (del), Friday, 2 September 2011 03:30 (twelve years ago) link

shoeshine boy- eddie kendricks

dell (del), Friday, 9 September 2011 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

Some song with the line "oh it was a shame about that tree, it was beautiful", and 'When I Ruled The World' by Coldplay, both performed by a busker with an acoustic guitar.

one word username (snoball), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 12:36 (twelve years ago) link

usually keep this positive but I'd been going to Starbucks to study for classes in the hour and a half I have between work and school, but lately they've been playing this CD of Barbra Streisand crooner songs and it's like aural terrorism. I feel so bad for the people working there.

corey, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

I asked one of the baristas if they could turn it down a notch and she explained that the music is either so loud you can't ignore it or off, there's no volume control. Fucking horrible.

corey, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:33 (twelve years ago) link

jeepers

dell (del), Sunday, 18 September 2011 06:50 (twelve years ago) link

fuck yeh, "Piano in the Dark" by Brenda Russell! !

dell (del), Sunday, 18 September 2011 20:33 (twelve years ago) link

little red corvette- prince

some song by sisters sledge about family or something?

dell (del), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

i just called to say i love you--stevie wonder + the faux hoos who works at my local grocery store who i caught singing along when i changed aisles.

estela, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 23:46 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DArS8zJGgcw

Had no idea who did the song before — was v much grooving to it at the time

corey, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 00:32 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

'Party Rock Anthem' in HMV.

cheque out my debit to building society (snoball), Friday, 28 October 2011 08:04 (twelve years ago) link

Skee Lo's "I Wish" in newsagent <3

antiautodefenestrationism (ledge), Friday, 28 October 2011 13:04 (twelve years ago) link

"I wish I was a little bit taller... so I could reach the top shelf mags."

cheque out my debit to building society (snoball), Saturday, 29 October 2011 08:46 (twelve years ago) link

BEP's 'I Gotta Feeling', in the men's room of a shopping centre.

two months pass...

"afternoon delight"

there were maybe three customers in the supermarket. i felt nervous and tried to keep to empty aisles.

dell (del), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 09:46 (twelve years ago) link

TLC's 'Creep' - haven't heard it for a while, it was a shopping mall staple from the 90's.

insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

The Clash - 'I Fought The Law'

insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Donald Fagen- I.G.Y. @Walgreens

dell (del), Monday, 6 February 2012 22:48 (twelve years ago) link

Led Zeppelin- Stairway to Heaven
ELO- Sweet Talkin' Woman

& ran into an ILXor whose name rhymes with a famous Liverpool footballer

dell (del), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 03:21 (twelve years ago) link

Jimmy "Jim Jam" Buffett- Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes

NESCIENCE (del), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 14:18 (twelve years ago) link

don't recall music but this woman who is i guess a manager at the supermarket was singing "don't you know that crime is going up up up up"

i had to restrain myself from singing the next line

then she said something about coupons and looked at me and winked.

i guess she is a s~t~o~n~e~r? b/c back a couple yrs ago when i was an occasional Smoker a pack of rolling papers fell out of my wallet, and she was like "where do you get those? is there a store near here that sells them?"

dell (del), Friday, 10 February 2012 04:54 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

harry chapin- taxi
isaac hayes- theme from shaft

lately rock the boat by the hues corporation is following me around everywhere. i guess that is simply god's way of impressing upon me that i need to buy a yacht.

dell (del), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 01:17 (twelve years ago) link

some song by the strokes in a "HomeGoods" store

dell (del), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 01:19 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

Love is the Answer- England Dan and John Ford Coley

never realized until looking this up on internet that it's actually a cover of a Todd Rundgren/Utopia song??

had just assumed it was simply the next logical step in Bahá'i rock given the times

dell (del), Monday, 2 April 2012 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

Christina Aguilera, 'Beautiful'

And it was playing loudest in the men's room, so maybe the lyrics could have been change to "turds can't bring me down".

they do do doo doo sandwiches (snoball), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 12:59 (twelve years ago) link

thought those were the lyrics???

dell (del), Friday, 13 April 2012 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

in ~designer shoes warehouse~ that SNEAKER PIMPS song that was big in U.S.

dell (del), Friday, 13 April 2012 22:36 (twelve years ago) link

The Korean lady in the Italian deli wax listening to some kind of German Schlager. Seems like it was "Papillon" by Nicole

i just believe in memes (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 14 April 2012 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

Deodato- Also Spoke Zarathustra

sounded amazing

fun tidbit: he produced K. Rowland's first solo record

Todd Rundgren- I Saw the Light

the cashier was singing along to that one. we don't have self-checkouts in this town. they don't trust us... i like it better this way tho

dell (del), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 03:24 (twelve years ago) link

James, 'She's A Star' - first I thought it was by Suede, but then I remembered that the woman in the video is also in the video for 'She's In Fashion'.

Cheggers Plays Populous (snoball), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 13:59 (twelve years ago) link

Dan Fogelberg- Longer

dell (del), Monday, 30 April 2012 07:18 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

biggest part of me- ambrosia

also they sell this now at "my store": http://realityweeklymagazine.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/rw21_small.jpg

dell (del), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 01:43 (eleven years ago) link

"HOW YOU CAN MAKE A FORTUNE FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S GARBAGE!"

...collect it and print it in a magazine!

banal like a null (snoball), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 12:48 (eleven years ago) link

'Nothing Compares 2 U', Sinead O'Connor
'Sit Down', James
some bangin' techno thing

banal like a null (snoball), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 12:49 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

'Heart of Glass', Blondie

George Peppard Steak (snoball), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"HOW YOU CAN MAKE A FORTUNE FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S GARBAGE!"

...collect it and print it in a magazine!

haha

dell (del), Thursday, 21 June 2012 05:19 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTIWv3yJMRk

dell (del), Thursday, 21 June 2012 05:19 (eleven years ago) link

cashier (looking at my bundle of two bananas): that's all you're getting??
me: yup! this is it!
cashier: okaaay
me: is there a minimum purchase requirement here?
cashier: no, there's not a minimum purchase requirement
me: ok. thanks, enjoy your evening
cashier: thanks, have a good night, hon

dell (del), Thursday, 21 June 2012 05:26 (eleven years ago) link

^^^ cashier was probably wondering if you'd also be wanting some whipped cream.

Jeff Goldblum is watching you, pope! (snoball), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 13:54 (eleven years ago) link

In a music store, Black Sabbath's 'Paranoid', only something went wrong with the PA system at the start of the solo and Tony Iommi's guitar sounded like a wasp in a tailpipe.

Jeff Goldblum is watching you, pope! (snoball), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 13:56 (eleven years ago) link

heh-heh

dell (del), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 03:45 (eleven years ago) link

Toast and Marmalade for Tea- Tin Tin

dell (del), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 03:45 (eleven years ago) link

The Bee Gees - 'Night Fever'

second dullest ILXor since 1929 (snoball), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Michael Buble - 'Just Haven't Met You Yet'

no-one seemed to hear him so he leafed through a magazine (snoball), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 13:45 (eleven years ago) link

Duran Duran - 'View To A Kill'

no-one seemed to hear him so he leafed through a magazine (snoball), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 14:28 (eleven years ago) link

That was my favorite song when I was 6. I'd love to hear that while shopping.

the same dope water as you (how's life), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Pet Shop Boys - 'West End Girls' (I think it was the mix on their 'Disco' album)

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

The Rolling Stones - 'Brown Eyed Girl'
U2 - 'With Or Without You'

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 13:49 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

Robbie Williams - 'Rock DJ'

Dermot O'Leary, picks up the rice in a church where a wedding has been (snoball), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

Eurythmics - 'You Have Placed A Chill In My Heart'

Dermot O'Leary, picks up the rice in a church where a wedding has been (snoball), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

'tis the season... to listen to terrible Christmas music:

  • A live brass band playing an out of tune rendition of 'I Saw Three Ships'.
  • Diana Ross, 'I'm Still Waiting'
  • Shopping-mall-lite version of 'Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas'.

I saw three shi*s come sailing in... (snoball), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 14:48 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

In HMV this afternoon, 'Bittersweet Symphony' by The Verve.

pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

Said it another thread but "Watch the Sunrise" by Big Star in a branch of the Bank of Scotland in Paisley over Christmas

Designated Striver (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 15:48 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

'All Around The World', Lisa Stansfield - instant late 80's shopping centre flashback

Half of these sound like rappers. (snoball), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

'Harlem Shake'

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link

TK Maxx continues to have surprisingly great music. They were playing Amanda Mair last time I went in.

хуто-хуторянка (ShariVari), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:35 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

Hot Chocolate, 'So You Win Again'

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Thursday, 15 August 2013 16:56 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

'Mack The Knife', Michael Buble, in a charity shop.
'Psycho Killer', Talking Heads, in a slightly hipper charity shop.

not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 10:24 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

'Wonderful Christmastime', Paul McCartney

fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 13:30 (ten years ago) link

I HATE THAT SONG SO MUCH

KMFAO (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 19:32 (ten years ago) link

According to Wikipedia Macca earns $400,000 a year from it. I don't hate the song exactly, but it's such a nothing song, who would have thought he'd coin so much from it?

Anyway, continuing with the Christmas theme in my local circle of Hell shopping centre: 'Step Into Christmas' by Elton John. Which somehow I find more tolerable than 'Wonderful Christmastime', but still, it's not a track I'd choose to listen to.

fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:12 (ten years ago) link

"I Was Born On Christmas Day" by Saint Etienne while I was shopping for pillows and an 8" square cake pan. This made me irrationally giddy and eager as it is my 2nd favorite Christmas song, and my best friend and I danced in a really sad and decrepit part of the Seasonal section together.

A New Bey Has Come (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 15 December 2013 04:35 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

  • 'Night Fever', The Bee Gees
  • unidentifiable song coming out of some muffled speakers
  • some late period Rod Stewart song where it sounds like he's half asleep and has stopped giving a shit

that's you, that is (snoball), Tuesday, 31 December 2013 11:06 (ten years ago) link

James Brown Christmas songs in Primark

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Tuesday, 31 December 2013 11:37 (ten years ago) link

'Santa Baby' sung by Eartha Kitt in a local charity shop.

Aimless, Tuesday, 31 December 2013 18:04 (ten years ago) link

six months pass...

Bananarama - venus (i hear this one all the time and it's basically become my grocery shopping anthem)
Spice Girls - Wannabe (had not heard this in years! Great produce shopping music. Hearing it was a huge breath of fresh air after suffering through a block of sad sack achey james blunt ed mccain crap)

brimstead, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 21:38 (nine years ago) link

The Corrs - "Breathless"
Natalie Imbruglia - "Torn"

DERE is no DERE DERE (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 24 July 2014 00:41 (nine years ago) link

Two competing stores blasting ABBA's 'Dancing Queen' and Cameo's 'Word Up'.

I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Saturday, 26 July 2014 06:47 (nine years ago) link

We ever - Photograph

how's life, Saturday, 26 July 2014 12:33 (nine years ago) link

Weezer

how's life, Saturday, 26 July 2014 12:33 (nine years ago) link

Gary Numan's "Cars" in my local Morrison's... sounded well weird.

We cry crows craws (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 August 2014 12:54 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

The Gap Band, 'You Dropped A Bomb On Me'
Ben E King, 'Stand By Me'

wackness unlimited (snoball), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:51 (nine years ago) link

Not exactly shoppin', but every weekday on my way home I take a shortcut through a shopping centre to the bus staton.

Rose Royce, 'Car Wash' (which was so distorted by the PA system that the title sounded like "bogwash")
The Beatles, 'Help!' ("Kelp!"?)

wackness unlimited (snoball), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:25 (nine years ago) link

Con Funk Shun "Ffun" first thing in the morning at Trader Joes on Sunday.

how's life, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:33 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

'Wonderful Christmastime', Paul McCartney

― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Wednesday, December 4, 2013

^^^ again today while walking through the shopping centre on my way to stand in a queue for an overcrowded bus. First thing I thought about was this thread.

just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:10 (nine years ago) link

USSR by Eddy Huntington at a supermarket in Yerevan.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Friday, 5 December 2014 14:52 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Missy Elliott, 'Get Ur Freak On'.

just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 11:11 (nine years ago) link

They were playing George Duke's flawless I Love You More in TK Maxx at Charing Cross Road this morning. Seems very strange the song has less than 250k plays on YouTube in three years: http://youtu.be/IEibygqqLZc

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Monday, 29 December 2014 21:57 (nine years ago) link

three months pass...

Robin S, 'Show Me Love'

Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:41 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

Sylvester, 'You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real)'

passive-aggressive rageaholic (snoball), Monday, 29 June 2015 20:53 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

songs heard while waiting on hold to transfer a call to another company's internal help desk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heW3TziyFLI

Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 28 August 2015 16:19 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

Lipps Inc, 'Funky Town'

"Tell them I'm in a meeting purlease" (snoball), Friday, 9 October 2015 21:29 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Chaka Khan, 'I Feel For You'

"Tell them I'm in a meeting purlease" (snoball), Saturday, 24 October 2015 14:14 (eight years ago) link

more than a feeling
Magic man

brimstead, Saturday, 24 October 2015 19:49 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

Andrea True Connection, 'More More More'

Eins zwei PoliSci (snoball), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 21:57 (eight years ago) link

Also a weird experience where a busker outside a shopping centre was playing a Bob Marley song, then I walked into the shopping centre and another Bob Marley song was playing over the PA system.

Eins zwei PoliSci (snoball), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 21:58 (eight years ago) link

I went to a v fancy restaurant last night and they played "Fools Gold" by Stone Roses

cory artangel (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 13:37 (eight years ago) link

The nordstrom at the freehold raceway mall plays a lot of stereolab. I've noticed it a few times

Treeship, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 13:39 (eight years ago) link

Also i heard william onyeabor's fantastic man twice in a 24 hour period. Once at luskus, the tasting menu restaurant in the back of torst, and once (the next morning) at a secondhand store in bushwick.

Treeship, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 13:42 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

  • 'Merry Christmas Everyone' by Shakin' Stevens, in Gregg's, while purchasing a pink cylinder tasting vaguely of spices wrapped in a cardboard tube. Very fitting.
  • 'Top Of The World' performed by a violinist busker on the high street, who was Portsmouth Sinfonia level bad.
  • 'Mull Of Kintyre', Wings.

Eins zwei PoliSci (snoball), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 19:50 (eight years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Not heard while shopping, but the someone on the local radio station clearly has a sense of gallows humour because the day after Trump won they played D:Ream's 'Things Can Only Get Better' (Labour used it as their campaign song in the 1997 UK General Election).

darling you were wonderful you really were quite good (snoball), Saturday, 19 November 2016 11:14 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

I was walking down the street thinking about 'Finally' by Ce Ce Peniston, when I walked into a supermarket to hear it playing over the in-store radio.

let it go let it go let it go (snoball), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

Duran Duran's 'Rio' while in the Co-Op.

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Thursday, 23 February 2017 18:46 (seven years ago) link

Alesha Dixon's 'The Boy Does Nothing', again while in the Co-Op.

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Sunday, 26 February 2017 21:09 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

Co-Op strikes gold again: Suzi Quatro's 'Can The Can'.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 18:10 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

Buggles' 'Video Killed The Radio Star' and Aretha Franklin's '(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman' (which reminded me to buy some milk).

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 21 July 2017 11:18 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...
four months pass...

Wings, 'Mull of Kintyre'. It was the UK Christmas #1 in 1977, but I've never heard it played in a shopping centre at all, particularly not as a Christmas song.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 16 December 2017 13:58 (six years ago) link

three months pass...

Kate Bush, 'Cloudbusting'.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Sunday, 25 March 2018 10:27 (six years ago) link

five months pass...

Peter Gabriel, 'Solsbury Hill'.

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Sunday, 23 September 2018 09:52 (five years ago) link

Felt particularly appropriate as I'd just walked nearly two miles in a torrential downpour.

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Sunday, 23 September 2018 09:55 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

I've just remembered, when I was in Lisbon, I went for a meal and the kinda hippyish waiter played all sorts of good music but I especially remember he played "Maggot Brain", which was cool.

Monica Kindle (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 November 2018 22:24 (five years ago) link

four months pass...

"Family Affair" in Morrisons. Sweet.

Angry Question Time Man's Flute Club Band (Tom D.), Monday, 1 April 2019 17:29 (five years ago) link

Wizkid’s “Master Groove” blasting out of a shop in the Xiaobei area of Guangzhou. Good times!

breastcrawl, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 13:21 (five years ago) link

Morrisons again. "Respect Yourself" by the Staples Singers. They play some good music in that shop.

Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 09:24 (five years ago) link

... and today, The Who, "Magic Bus".

Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Friday, 19 April 2019 16:47 (five years ago) link

five months pass...

Local shopping centre, ironically, Jessie J's 'Price Tag'.

just another country (snoball), Saturday, 28 September 2019 21:05 (four years ago) link

Forgot to mention "One Nation Under a Groove" in Morrisons (again).

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Saturday, 28 September 2019 21:49 (four years ago) link

Delighted to hear Gang of Four in a genteel, single-origin-bags-for-decor, popup cafe.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Saturday, 28 September 2019 22:05 (four years ago) link

How high are the ceilings in the supermarket?
Do they play music in there?

These are questions I should know the answers to, but genuinely can't answer

frame casual (dog latin), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 12:59 (four years ago) link

Fools Gold by the Stone Roses in American Eagle. I had no idea they were at all known in the US.

AlanSmithee, Friday, 11 October 2019 23:21 (four years ago) link

four weeks pass...

"Teenage Kicks" in Morrisons.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Friday, 8 November 2019 19:57 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

7:30am in the Tesco's I often drop in to on my way to work: Billy Joel's 'We Didn't Start The Fire'. I reached the self service checkout area just in time to hear William bellowing "BRITISH POLITICIAN SEX!" through the cranked in-store PA system. Just the thing to get people awake on a Monday.
"JFK! BLOWN AWAY! WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SAY!!!"

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 18:40 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Lynyrd Skynyrd's 'Sweet Home Alabama' - in a shopping centre in the deep south... of England

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 27 August 2010 10:21 (nine years ago)

Yep, they're still playing that song.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 29 February 2020 20:11 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Fools Gold by the Stone Roses in American Eagle. I had no idea they were at all known in the US.

― AlanSmithee, Saturday, 12 October 2019 00:21 (five months ago)

'Fools Gold' then straight into Mark Morrison's 'Return Of The Mack'.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 15 March 2020 20:14 (four years ago) link

seven months pass...

'Word Up' - Cameo

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 1 November 2020 10:02 (three years ago) link

six months pass...

"The Return of the Los Palmas 7" - Madness
"Fools Gold" - The Stone Roses
"Twist & Shout" - The Beatles
"The One & Only" - Chesney Hawkes (especially weird because I was thinking about this song while walking to the shopping centre only to hear it playing when I walked in)

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 22 May 2021 11:29 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

"Angels" - Robbie Williams (played horrendously out of tune by a busker on saxophone)
"Teenage Kicks" - The Undertones (a different busker playing an acoustic guitar)
"Chelsea Dagger" - The Fratellis
"Sugar" - Maroon 5

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 1 August 2021 11:19 (two years ago) link

three months pass...

May be coincidence, or maybe whoever picks the music for Co-Op in-store radio subscribes to this channel...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfJIgsFHX0Q
...because Lulu's version of 'The Man Who Sold The World' was playing.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 7 November 2021 14:29 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Songs heard while shoppin' waiting to get your COVID vaccine booster

'Merry Christmas Everyone' by Shakin' Stevens
'Dancing In The Moonlight' by Toploader

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 17 December 2021 18:39 (two years ago) link

yesterday in the shopping centre, 'Wombling Merry Christmas'

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 25 December 2021 14:56 (two years ago) link

I was in Saisbury's but this is a very Co-Op kind of track - Bryan Ferry's 'Let's Stick Together'.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 1 January 2022 13:55 (two years ago) link

It was like seeing a stiff and starchy relative get loose at a Christmas party.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 1 January 2022 13:55 (two years ago) link

Lol

A Little Bit Meme, a Little Bit URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 1 January 2022 13:56 (two years ago) link

six months pass...

Today in the shopping centre: Endor - 'Pump It Up'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfnjX88Va4Y
followed by Majestic x Boney M. - 'Rasputin (2022 Remix)'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8XADglx9z4

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 22 July 2022 19:55 (one year ago) link

Not shopping but sitting in an empty pub in Paisley in the late afternoon and "Simon Says" by the 1910 Fruitgum Company is playing.

Apologies to any lip readers (Tom D.), Monday, 1 August 2022 13:37 (one year ago) link

... "Ooh-Wakka-Doo-Wakka-Day" by Gilbert O'Sullivan. Makes "Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da" sound like "Helter Skelter".

Apologies to any lip readers (Tom D.), Monday, 1 August 2022 14:20 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Yesterday I heard...
Tracy Chapman, 'Fast Car' in a shopping centre,
Billy Joel, 'Uptown Girl' in a DIY store,
Craig David, 'Re-Rewind' and Dizzy Rascal, 'Bonkers', both in a computer store.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Tuesday, 6 September 2022 18:12 (one year ago) link

Probably the most unexpected one for me was "How to Disappear Completely" at Home Depot.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 6 September 2022 18:56 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

A very unexpected song to hear in a supermarket in the South East of England - Neil Young's 'Harvest Moon'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2MtEsrcTTs

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Thursday, 13 October 2022 18:35 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

An odd set of songs to hear one after the other:

'Miss You', The Rolling Stones
'The Man Who Sold The World', Lulu
'September', Earth, Wind & Fire
'Boys Don't Cry', The Cure

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 23:21 (one year ago) link

Filtered through the PA system of a store is probably the optimal way to hear miss you as it blows, particularly if you watch the video at the same time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hic-dnps6MU
I wonder whose bright idea it was to remove the guitar riff from Lulu's version and replace it with a flatulent sax?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyFAnA9oPRE

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 23:28 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

In a shopping centre on my way to the food court:

'Groove Is In The Heart' - Deee-Lite
'Can't Get You Out Of My Head' - Kylie Minogue

In an outdoor equipment store shortly after lunch:

'Stay Together' - Suede

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Monday, 2 January 2023 19:14 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

I've just remembered, when I was in Lisbon, I went for a meal and the kinda hippyish waiter played all sorts of good music but I especially remember he played "Maggot Brain", which was cool.

I was visiting my sister in Scotland at the weekend and we were in her local pub in the village she lives in, on a busy Friday night, and "Maggot Brain" was played!

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 23:24 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

In the supermarket, Axl Rose's favourite Pet Shop Boys song, 'Being Boring'.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 31 March 2023 09:40 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

In Tesco's, while picking up my morning dose of mind-rotting energy drink: George Michael's 'Careless Whisper'.
In the Co-Op, while picking up my evening dose of mind-rotting energy drink (it's Friday, weekend gotta start somewhere): Kim Wilde's 'You Came'.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 21 April 2023 17:44 (one year ago) link

You can tell it's the Friday evening before a Bank Holiday weekend because the supermarket was rowdy and full of teenagers, including one 14 year old lad riding a bicycle down the aisle until I eyeballed him and then he was just wheeling it down the aisle. Soundtrack: Belinda Carlisle's 'Live Your Life Be Free' at even louder volume than normal.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 28 April 2023 17:13 (one year ago) link

my doc's office has generic muzak playing pop songs in maudlin solo piano form.

the funniest version I heard today was Train's "Hey, Soul Sister" performed if it was a funeral

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 May 2023 17:32 (one year ago) link

four months pass...

Kate Bush, 'Babooshka'.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Wednesday, 20 September 2023 17:58 (seven months ago) link

two weeks pass...

ABC, 'When Smokey Sings' ("when Smokey sings... I buy onions")

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 6 October 2023 17:41 (seven months ago) link

Surprised this morning to hear a deep track, "I Dream of Sleep", from last year's Sloan album. I guess it would have been more surprising if I were not in Canada.

Halfway there but for you, Friday, 6 October 2023 20:31 (seven months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Horrorpops, 'Walk Like A Zombie'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RKZpKkgWMM

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 29 October 2023 14:25 (six months ago) link

one month passes...

This kind of downbeat selection of Christmas tunes in a shopping centre:

Wings - 'Mull Of Kintyre'
Wham! - 'Last Christmas'
Alexandra Burke (UK X Factor 2008 winner) - 'Hallelujah'

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Thursday, 14 December 2023 18:48 (four months ago) link

one month passes...

Last Sunday at 2pm in the afternoon in the Co-Op: 'Broken Wings', Mister Mister
Last Sunday at 2pm in the afternoon in the Co-Op: 'Babooska', Kate Bush

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 28 January 2024 14:46 (three months ago) link

This Sunday at 2pm in the afternoon in the Co-Op: 'Babooska', Kate Bush

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 28 January 2024 14:46 (three months ago) link

one month passes...

This is an unlikely one. "Aren't You Glad", from "The Family That Plays Together" by Spirit, in an extremely un-hipsterish pub in Paisley. Also it's literally the only music that's
been played.

Tom D (the first British Asian ILXor) (Tom D.), Saturday, 23 March 2024 15:34 (one month ago) link

Day off work so I was in town - in particular eating lunch in a McDonald's in a shopping centre - and heard this startling selection back to back:

Madonna, 'Vogue'
Kate Nash, 'Foundations'
Robin S, 'Show Me Love'
Elle King, 'Ex's & Oh's'
Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars, 'Uptown Funk'

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Monday, 25 March 2024 19:47 (one month ago) link


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