Mario was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me

Civ games are fascist

Shigeru Miyamoto is actually not that great of a video game designer

no way cutty believes those

all games before the snes aren't actually fun

rc pro am is a racing classic

^^

any racing game without jumps in it is a waste of goddamn time

speaking of which--gran turismo sucks for all time

daaaaaaaaaaamn, truth bomb

high fives u are correct xpost

I did like gran turismo a lot but prob had the most fun when i customised my car's suspension so it drove like it was on a bouncy castle.

i love it forever and yet you are correct

Waverace 64 was the best racing game released on any format during the 1990s.

Also, Tekken > Street Fighter.

Peter Molyneux has never made a good game.

Also, Tekken > Street Fighter.

^^^

Waverace 64 was the best racing game released on any format during the 1990s

super monaco gp was calling u names at breaktime

Also, Tekken > Street Fighter.

challops of the highest order

The Commodore 64 was bollocks.

virtua fighter > tekken

NV you hurt me in my heart

virtua fighter > tekken

that's a given though

fighter's destiny on the N64 is better than all of them

tekken > street fighter is like when I said the shield > the wire

fifa is better then pro evo

pro evo is better than fifa

Corollary: a d-pad is just as good as an arcade stick.

Arcade sticks are shit, a d-pad is much, much better.

The Neo Geo was bollocks.

n64 controller is better than the playstation controller

Saturn NiGHTS controller is still the best game controller I've ever used.

anyone who liked any devil may cry wants to fuck his mom

somewhere along the way, we lost sight of the challops

yeah, but i'm still laughing

Most PC game franchises are shitty. Civ is shitty, Myst was shitty, The Sims made a fun first impression but ultimately sucks, and World of Warcraft is for people who want to manage a bunch of panels but are too stupid for the Adobe CS suite.

The best Tony Hawk game is #4.

Super Puzzle Fighter is better than Tetris in every way.

Kid Icarus > Metroid

Carcassone > Catan > Puzzle Quest

Final Fantasy IX is the best one.

All the FF games are terrible.

Bump 'n Jump in its arcade version is the best racing game ever.

pad is better than kb/m for fps

Every FPS except "Goldeneye" sucks rancid balls.

king boy/mato?

inverted controls are for nerds.

u shut ur whore mouth

there has never been a RTS game worth playing

Everyone talks about how good Bo Jackson or Barry Sanders or etc. were on Tecmo Bowls, but the only truly unstoppable player was John Taylor on the curl route.

all hockey games suck and are put on this earth solely to give drug dealers a way to trap you in their creepy homes for much longer than you want to be there.

I think you mean all baseball games (post-Baseball Stars, anyway).

Kid Icarus > Metroid

i agree with this 100%

alex kidd in miracle world >>> mario 1

n64 pad is the best pad in the history of pads

with the exception of modern lightgun games, no game has or ever will use the wiimote in any way that improves gameplay

Super Metroid is really boring.

Bubble Bobble > Bomberman

Super Metroid is really boring.

YESSSSS

with the exception of modern lightgun games, no game has or ever will use the wiimote in any way that improves gameplay

― please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten)

Play thee PES.

any metal gear solids after the first ps1 game are on some bullshit

after the first ps1 game

parasol stars >>> rainbow islands

any metal gear solids after the first ps1 game are on some bullshit

Metal Gear NES >>> Metal Gear Solid

what is PES? xpostss

Jak and Daxter 1 >>>>>>>>>> any Ratchet and Clank game

There is no skill whatsoever in Golden Axe.

Actraiser > Golden Axe

PES = Pro Evo Soccer.

secret of evermore >>> secret of mana

I can't comprehend how one could play soccer with a wiimote, even.

Wind Waker was the best game of the last generation of consoles.

Every FPS except "Goldeneye" sucks rancid balls.

― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 18:00 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark

with the exception of modern lightgun games, no game played by americans has or ever will use the wiimote in any way that improves gameplay

― please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, August 26, 2009 5:16 PM (5 minutes ago)

ok that should fix the problem then

There has not been a single satisfying airplane-flyin' game post-Starfocks.

That thing with the big robots was the best American Football game ever.

Nethack is the best RPG ever.

No, Morrowind is. By miles.

base wars >>> all other baseball games

Sorry to disappoint, but I'm an American.

xposts

FYI jjjusten:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaOcMkGfNiE

we're all too fucking old to be playing games
they are not art, they are toys
get a fucking second job if you need to spreadsheet that badly

^^^ real talk!

now if you'll excuse me, i need to get back to civ rev

all games were more fun on the commodore 64

yeah when you had to know basic to load the game?

Video games based on game shows? Pretty fucking fun usually

video games make me hate myself, but i've got no future anyway

we're not polling the replacement for "free cheat codes" folx

Good thing I haven't said DOWNLOAD HALF-LIFE 3 HERE yet then huh!

video game adaptations of movies are AWESOME!!!!!

likewise movie adaptations of video games are AWESOME!!!!!

Arcade machines were a shitty ripoff. Except Marble Madness.

Bully is more fun than any GTA.

rasol stars >>> rainbow islands
rasol stars >>> rainbow islands
rasol stars >>> rainbow islands
rasol stars >>> rainbow islands

oh bums

resident evil 4 wasn't actually very good or fun

(held this one close to my chest for a while)

Mario was a hero to most
But he never meant shit to me you see
Straight up platformer that sucker was
Simple and plain
Mother fuck him and Luigi
Cause I'm Sega and I'm proud
I'm ready and hyped plus I'm Blast Processing
Most of my heroes don't appear on no Super Nintendos
Sample a look back you look and find
Nothing but Nintendo Stamps of Quality for 400 years if you check
Donkey Kong Country
Was a number one jam

lol

That Fallout 3 > Fallout 1 + 2 was OTM, but here are some challops:

Wasteland was better than the entire Fallout enterprise.

Fallout as a series still isn't as good as Baldur's Gate.

Diablo II was pretty corny after the first 10 minutes

God of War was a tedious thankless button smasher.

Oh and don't get me started on Shadow of the Colossus.

zelda sux & is gay. all of them

MDK was shitty and boring

ha is that even challops?

getting to 100% in any game w/o using a faq is fucking crazy

MDK was shitty and boring

― tony dayo (dyao), Thursday, August 27, 2009 3:13 PM (2 minutes ago)

ha is that even challops?

― the people vs peer gynt (goole), Thursday, August 27, 2009 3:15 PM (54 seconds ago)

why yes. yes it is.

i hate you all

getting to 100% in any game w/o using a faq is fucking crazy

again we have wandered into truthbomb territory

if you are not playing on expert mode, inverted look, you are a bitch

ditto manual gears in racing games

(in-car pov obv)

manual gears what? challoping through the fields of madness on your unicorn of insanity w/tht one

24 hours and ppl have not only posted everything i would have they have also cosigned them :(

otoh:

everything > tekken, which has always felt like a fist fight between two milk floats

uk only:

there are pretty much no good spectrum zx games

this seems to be a challop but i do not understand why:

Beatles Rock Band will be an absolute unmitigated sales disaster

there are no good games before the SNES I already established that

beatles rock band will make mad buck surely?

i am ready to be proven wrong, but i think it will EPIC FAIL

I don't really follow them but I always got the impression that rock bands and guitar heroes must sell pretty well because they always seem to be coming out with new ones and my understanding ws that the beatles one is i. the flagship entry for this/next year and ii. quite a coup on behalf of harmonix. iunno but I expect it to sell really well

We've already pre-ordered Beatles, and I don't think we've preordered any game ever.

if i only spent $160 on one videogame this year I would make it beatles rock band

are you going to spend $160 on any videogame this year?

nope

learning to play rock band is more worthwhile thn learning to play guitar cos face it u probably don't have any talent kid

you haven't heard my 'more than words'

truthbomb sadface :'( XP

ffta and ffta2 >>>>>>> fft. get over it

the writing in fire emblem is better than in all the silly ff games u love

Your poor ping rate is not the reason you lost.

Beatles Rock Band will be bought by a shitload of people who dont have any other music based game, played for two weeks and will never be played again.

Any adult who plays JRPGs should see a therapist

deus ex was not very good

Game Boy Pocket was the best Game Boy

― tony dayo (dyao), Wednesday, August 26, 2009 3:37 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

How is this even possible???

mission accomplished

Castlevania II was the best Castlevania.

Baseball Stars is the best sports video game ever (OK OK not all that challopsy, I know.)

Mickey Mousecapade is really really really awesome.

John Madden Football for the 3DO was the best Madden game. Road Rash for the 3DO was the best Road Rash game.

motherfucker 3DO road rash

spent like a week playing that in the mall at BABBAGES

Mickey Mousecapade is really really really awesome.

oh you'll pay for this one. EVERY single fucking weekend that we got to rent NES games(in the prime rental era of...'90? '91?), my sister picked this fucking game. Every time. Or the horrid Barbie platformer.

My brother & I would always be sooooo pissed waiting for our turns(me for Zelda or Battle for Olympus or Captain Skyhawk, him for Tecmo Bowl or Ring King)

spent like a week playing that in the mall at BABBAGES

HA! or the CD-I demo machine that Radio Shack always had set up.

castlevania 2 wau

Wario World is Treasure's only ever non-shit game.

just deleted u from my xbl fl

having opinions about videogames on the internet gives u aids

oh also the sega saturn was man's greatest achievement and we deserve everything we get for letting it fail

well lets face it sega rally pissed all over ridge racer. where did it all go wrong?

Hydro Thunder > Burnout > SSX >>>>>> all other racing games

any racing game without weapons or powerups is strictly for nerds

hahah carmageddon: great game, or greatest game?

deus ex was not very good

― thomp, Thursday, August 27, 2009 5:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

you took it too far

WoW rhymes w/LoL

John Madden Football for the 3DO was the best Madden game.

There is no such thing as a best Madden football game because they have all sucked syphilitic nuts.

madden 95 was pretty good, as long as you didn't understand american throwball to begin with

honestly castlevania 2 was my favorite castlevania until the GBA ones

i mean parts of it were fucking annoying but it had atmosphere

yeah bt we have the GBA ones now

I was going to say that Pac-Man for the Atari 2600 was a lot of fun but I can't even type that in good conscience.

fighting games never really improved after yie-ar-kung-fu: they just got louder, that's all

turbografx-16 was the best console of the 16-bit era

Gumshoe was the best NES platformer.

startropics, astyanax and ducktales are more fun than zelda, castlevania and TMNT

ducktales was really good.

^hardly "challops" whatever that is

haha have you been posting on some weird alternate ilx?

Yeah, who argues that TMNT was fun anyway?

No one who's played it!

i actually kinda like it, but i didn't want to go out of my way to say so on this thread

TMNT GBA is rad u r all gay

Are we talking about TMNT 1 or Turtles in Time, though?

i played tmnt: the arcade game on nes about 1,005 times.

I'm talking about the original TMNT NES game, the arcade game obviously ruled.

i only remember playing the NES game at one particular friend's house when in junior school to be fair. i dunno, though, i think the fact that it was punishingly hard kind of makes people forget that it was in fact not a bad or tossed-off design

The disarming-bombs-in-the-lake level of tmnt really wasn't all that hard. It was the NEXT level with the party wagon and the meka turtle that really fucked my shit up.

Yeah, the one that scarred ppl is the NES game. That was just ludicrously difficult.

xpost yes, that damn level where you had to drive around the city, crawl in the sewers etc. was pure torture... still, it'll be remembered with some nostalgic fondness regardless

Hey guys FYI:

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c287/expatrica/TMNTgodown.jpg

Also, after Zelda TMNT was my fav NES ever.

KB & M gives u aids

KB & M GIVES U AIDS

Banjo Kazooie > Super Mario 64

lol

super mario 64 was not fun

even the simplest and shittiest modern day console game is a hundred times deeper and more entertaining than space invaders

we're all going to wish we were holding joysticks instead of waggling our arms around soon enough

PC gaming is for rich assholes

the only reason we don't all know how to play the piano right now is only because there's no mass market piano hero

anyone who has ever taken the time to compose a song using mario paint should not be allowed within 500 yards of a child.

hahaha

saying modern-day games are deeper than space invaders is hardly challopsian

except this one (xxp)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVlw9iWvE5k

"francis ford coppola tells better stories than edward muybridge"

life is like a box of challopcolates

I've played either halfway through or all the way to the end but never finished Chrono Trigger, FFVII, FFIX, FFX, FFXII

I thought the original Zelda on Nes was crap. T played it maybe once or twice as a kid

I made porn animations on mario paint when I was younger

I could play the pink panther song and simpsons theme on zelda's in game ocarina

Bethesda's Oblivion and Fallout 3 have suggested that I am OCD. (In fallout 3 I picked up everything and kept it in a locker. I have over 1000 bent tin cans for sure). I'm cleaning the apocalypse :) Actually I think I planned on selling everything in the locker once my barter got to 100... I basically never buy or sell anything until my barter is 100 or mercantile for oblivion.)

Nes Friday the 13th is awesome

okay more than half of those are truth bombs but I felt like sharing

None of those are truth bombs.

If Braid was made by Capcom it wouldn't have gotten 1/100th the acclaim that it did, like a 5-year-old classical pianist who can play a decent Bach at a regional talent show. It's fun for a while and all but gimme a break!

katamari damacy is overra... overrat...
I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT

ha i almost went there

it would be like badmouthing your own mother (3)

KD is a lot of fun, but for me not very addictive. I burned through all the levels fairly quick and moved on to other games.

FPS are always better on console

that's not even close to challops, though

fps? better on console? crazy talk

here is me rapidly turning round on a console fps to face a threat behind me ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

are you pressing a z button or sleeping?

gunplay w/a mouse is like having sex w/a fleshlight

sex with a mouse is just tight

WASD is an anagram of AIDS

yeah I said it

FPS are not better on a console but spending a fifth of the amount you would on a PC to buy an Xbox which you then play said FPS on is pretty classic.

Basically never again will I have an up-to-date PC.

shenmue was really awesome

― cutty, Wednesday, August 26, 2009 4:08 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

here is me rapidly turning round on a console fps to face a threat behind me ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, September 8, 2009 7:00 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

turn up your sensitivity!

but then ... sniper fail?

heh u got me there

u two around for some bf1943?

now? aye could be.

in an hour-ish maybe, still @ werk

shenmue was really awesome

― cutty, Wednesday, August 26, 2009 4:08 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― OTM Level III (latebloomer), Wednesday, September 9, 2009 4:41 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

I can't see the appeal of Worms

I play Worms so goddamned much, it's kinda embarrassing.

^^^^^^^guilty

doom is not the best game of 1993

doom is markedly inferior as a single player game to most other sprites-and-fake-3d FPS games

nice challop

http://www.penguinpetes.com/images/Heretic_ss_1.jpg

oh, how i tried to enjoy this.

haha

i liked hexen!

my friends, that is HERETIC, predecessor to Hexen, and of it one might say "Well, it was better than Rise of the Triad."

The game was reviewed in 1995 in Dragon #217 by Jay & Dee in the "Eye of the Monitor" column. Jay gave the game 2 out of 5 stars, while Dee gave the game 3 stars (but suggested that "if you loved Doom, you'd call this" 5 stars).[1]

Dee was very wrong.

heretic ii was awesome though

Yeah, but I liked hexen!

shh you

I got New Super Mario Bros. Wii for xmas. Should I keep it or take it back and wait for a better wii game?

Shenmue being awesome is surely truth bomb rather than challops.

Vexx was genuinely clever and imaginative.

GPS ruined GTA.

(bought the steam rockstar pack so I'm currently replaying San Andreas while also playing Gay Tony for the first time. Turns out finding your own way from A to B while learning the maps was a lot more fun than just following a dotted line).

The only good gta is the first one.

xp i agree, but you can turn it off (i think? or is it just the voice you can turn off)

but the gps in Nu Liberty City was almost pointless anyway because it obeyed one-way streets. Fuck that slow ass shit.

You can definitely turn off the GPS, cause I always do.

The updated graphics in Super Mario All-Stars are awful. The parallax scrolling in particular absolutely ruins Mario 3.

is that not conventional wisdom? certainly what i always thought from whenever I first encountered all-stars.