Chad Javon Ocho Cinco

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omg

J0rdan S., Saturday, 30 August 2008 08:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Bengals spokesman Jack Brennan said the Bengals had no comment on the matter.

:(

J0rdan S., Saturday, 30 August 2008 08:47 (fifteen years ago) link

this is insane

J0rdan S., Saturday, 30 August 2008 08:47 (fifteen years ago) link

SOFA KING COOL

cankles, Saturday, 30 August 2008 10:50 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.emptythebench.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/ocho-cinco.jpg

gr8080, Saturday, 30 August 2008 17:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Bengals should force him to wear jersey that says CINCO.

Rock Hardy, Saturday, 30 August 2008 18:01 (fifteen years ago) link

tully banta cain doesn't wear one that says CAIN.

chicago kevin, Sunday, 31 August 2008 08:46 (fifteen years ago) link

And there goes Rudi.

forksclovetofu, Sunday, 31 August 2008 20:45 (fifteen years ago) link

so what are all the fantasy football sites waiting for?

MikeJonze, Monday, 1 September 2008 03:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Is there an ILX fantasy football thread? I've got a draft on Monday and need recommendations!

Mordy, Monday, 1 September 2008 03:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Ditto, but I'm pretty prepped.

forksclovetofu, Monday, 1 September 2008 03:59 (fifteen years ago) link

mordy: sure as shit there is!

Your ILNFL Fantasy Football thread!1!!!! 2008

MikeJonze, Monday, 1 September 2008 04:08 (fifteen years ago) link

o_O

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 1 September 2008 14:50 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Chad Ocho Cinco fessed up: He kissed the coach. The Cincinnati Bengals receiver acknowledged on Wednesday that he leaned into coach Marvin Lewis and gave him a peck on the cheek during a 31-22 loss in Dallas. He said it was the first time he'd ever kissed a coach. "It was probably the last," he added. What brought this on? The Pro Bowl receiver was struggling through another afternoon of double coverages and missed chances on Sunday. He had only three catches for 43 yards as the Bengals fell to 0-5. When he came to the sideline at one point, Lewis reminded him to stay positive. "He whispered something in my ear that I really liked, so I kissed him," Ocho Cinco said.

omar little, Thursday, 9 October 2008 22:09 (fifteen years ago) link

<3 <3

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 October 2008 23:38 (fifteen years ago) link

schef otm

horseshoe, Friday, 10 October 2008 02:54 (fifteen years ago) link

that's effin hilarious.

KyleKyle, Friday, 10 October 2008 03:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Like, T.O. is the evil twin and 85 is the good twin

Every Day Jimmy Mod Is Hustlin' (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 10 October 2008 12:39 (fifteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

espn "soccer analyst" believes that "stranger things have happened" than ocho joining the MLS and sees a strong possibility of it happening in the future

fleetwood (max), Friday, 21 August 2009 13:54 (fourteen years ago) link

his kicking performance the other night was inspired. seriously, i'm falling in love w/ the ochocinco again.

(never you mind why marvin lewis let the ocho do the placekicking...i mean, the punter REALLY couldn't do it?)

j.q higgins, Saturday, 22 August 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link

three months pass...

OGOchoCinco

I'm in tears , hearing about Tiger reminds me when my mom sat me down and told me Santa Clause wasn't real, cmon Tiger you're my idol

Meatcat (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 17:57 (fourteen years ago) link

ocho cinco became a man today

NEW YORK DESERVED MANGINI (brownie), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link

On a conference call with Minnesota Vikings reporters, Ochocinco said he’ll try to find and blow the Vikings’ horn if he scores a touchdown in Sunday’s game.

“Man, I’m going to have some purple fun. I’m so excited for this week,” he said.

Later, Ochocinco was asked if he’s ever been threatened with a suspension by the league.

“Come on now. What are you going to suspend me for? Having fun? I’m not that bad,” he said. “‘Breaking news: Chad Ochocinco suspended for too many celebrations.’ How would that sound? I’m not hurting anybody. I’m very respectful with everybody I play against.”

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=AoRMtFvWDwwH0hguQE64vw1DubYF?slug=ap-bengals-ochocincofine&prov=ap&type=lgns

you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Thursday, 10 December 2009 07:27 (fourteen years ago) link

dear baby jesus -- this is what I ant for xmas

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 10 December 2009 13:36 (fourteen years ago) link

ochocinco vs RAGNAR will be super awesome TV

http://www.eventusa.com/images/vikings-ragnar1.jpg

eight woofers in the trunk sb'n down the block (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 10 December 2009 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link

I hear there's a lot hate on the kid this morning on how I play the game -all websites and news stations that don't like it Child please

about 3 hours ago from MOTOBLUR

you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Thursday, 10 December 2009 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link

# http://twitpic.com/sx3ev - Coming soon-child please day care centers

about 7 hours ago from TwitPic

you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Thursday, 10 December 2009 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link

he may be legally changing his name again...this time to chad hachi go. that's right. japanese.

http://thedugoutsportsshow.com/?p=977

MikeJonze, Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:05 (fourteen years ago) link

I remember in training camp me and Chris trying to do this dance on you tube -Crazy Guy Dancing In Church-we laughed at this for months

1 minute ago from twidroid

you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Friday, 18 December 2009 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Chad Ochocinco

I know I'm not crazy but in most leagues I got people 15 points<-- you can't tell me Slim wasn't with me yesterday.

pantalols (omar little), Monday, 21 December 2009 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link

this dude needs to stop making me tear up

horseshoe, Monday, 21 December 2009 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Ocho via facebook - If you've played with me online I would like to apoligize for all the headshots in COD,touchdowns on MADDEN and the dunks in 2k10-I'm great.

bnw, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 05:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Chad Ochocinco Can you imagine if I got an unlimited friends list , we can all be friends and I can beat everybody's ass<--that sounds awesome

Chad Ochocinco Do you think the folks at Microsoft will make me an unlimited friends list, everybody needs to experience my greatness at Call of Duty!

Chad Ochocinco I am on call of duty on X box now. Invite me ESTABAN 85

pantalols (omar little), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 23:38 (fourteen years ago) link

that explains the cape. i am gonna try to add him!

bnw, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 23:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Chad Ochocinco I forgot to tell y'all I was in the movie AVATAR. I was one of the blue characters in the movie, look close and you'll spot me.

bnw, Monday, 28 December 2009 23:51 (fourteen years ago) link

''Darrelle Revis couldn't cover me in a brown paper bag on a corner of a Manhattan street inside a phone booth,'' Ochocinco said after asking if everyone had their recorders on. ''It's impossible.''
http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2009/12/30/sports/AP-FBN-Jets-Ochocinco-Revis.html

lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link

@Revis24 we have a clown ladies and gentlemen and his name is @OGOchoCinco. the admission is 50cents to enjoy his rabbit pulled out of a hat(boring).

real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 23:55 (fourteen years ago) link

@Revis24 good morning world. i just woke up from this crazy dream. @OGOchoCinco came to Revis Island and disappeared.

@OGOchoCinco http://twitpic.com/vxv0i - Revis Island

kicker conspiracy (s. suisham ha ha) (daria-g), Thursday, 31 December 2009 01:30 (fourteen years ago) link

when is there gonna be a team/qb/coach that plays along with chad instead of getting all super-serious

Queef Latina (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 31 December 2009 05:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Revis Island is really small.

real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Thursday, 31 December 2009 08:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Chad Ochocinco

NY Post took my joke a lil serious. Regis calling me out. Only if I could get Obama to get at me then I'm set.

A™ machine (sic) (omar little), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Chad Ochocinco said his left knee is feeling fine. He tested it out Monday -- not on the football field, though. "I had sex yesterday,'' the Bengals receiver said. "With some of the moves I did -- I should be fine."

real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Thursday, 7 January 2010 02:12 (fourteen years ago) link

this guy

dome plow (gbx), Thursday, 7 January 2010 02:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Scott Hatteberg, Ray Durham (good OBP for a 2B, but diminished defensive ability), Erubiel Durazo, ...

real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Thursday, 7 January 2010 02:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Hmm no idea how that happened! Sorry!

real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Thursday, 7 January 2010 02:19 (fourteen years ago) link

wait a second...what year is this?

A™ machine (sic) (omar little), Thursday, 7 January 2010 02:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Chad Ochocinco

Why is Tiger Woods in sex rehab scrolling at the bottom of ESPN-if this is news all men need 2 join him in there-WTF its just sex not murder

A™ machine (sic) (omar little), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link

truth bomb

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link

i just downloaded the ochocinco app for iphone, it is free

Tips From Ocho:
I am the 4th largest media market in the US- its NY, LOS ANGELES, CHICAGO, then OCHO CINCO

kicker conspiracy (n. kaeding ha ha) (daria-g), Wednesday, 20 January 2010 05:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Chad Ochocinco OCNN NEWS: If anyone finds or knows the where abouts on TONY ROMO please contact me at (305) 746-OCNN

max, Thursday, 28 January 2010 00:58 (fourteen years ago) link

hahaha -- apparently he's the sideline reporter for the nfl network's coverage of the pro bowl practices

waka shame (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 28 January 2010 02:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Chris Cooley is in South Florida this week, working as a special news correspondent for the Ochocinco News Network.

(Ochocinco) has enlisted the help of Cooley, Ray Rice and Darnell Dockett this week. The four players will Tweet, provide updates for the OCNN Facebook page and shoot video updates for the OCNN site -- www.motorola.com/ocnn. All four will likely post Super Bowl-related entries to their personal blogs, as well.

OCNN has a spot reserved along Radio Row at the Super Bowl Media Center and will be out in force during Media Day on Tuesday, interviewing Super Bowl participants. All four players were at the Media Center on Monday afternoon, shooting promos for the fledging "news network."

kicker conspiracy (b. favre ha ha) (daria-g), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 05:42 (fourteen years ago) link

The NFL commissioner traditionally holds a question-and-answer session with reporters during the week. Ochocinco plans to be in the media contingent and hopes to get called.

What would he ask Goodell?

"I'm not sure right now," he said. "When that time comes, I'll be prepared for him. Trust me, I have a lot of questions for him."

('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:44 (fourteen years ago) link

OGOchoCinco Getting ready for this shoot with GQ, this should be interesting,how many black men have graced the cover of GQ?
about 2 hours ago from Swift

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 10 February 2010 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link

read from bottom up:

Chad Ochocinco KATANA RESTAURANT in Hollywood has agreed to accomidate 45 people for dinner tomorrow night at 10 oclock,
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Chad Ochocinco Mr. Chows has really hurt my feelings, just when i thought i made it i get crushed by the most popular restaurant in Los Angeles!!!!
30 minutes ago via Text Message · Comment · Like
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Chad Ochocinco Damit people we need another venue that can handle all of us in short notice? hurrry up
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Chad Ochocinco OGOchoCinco: Mr. Chows just informed ud that they cant accomodate 45 people in such short notice, what do we do now folks?
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Chad Ochocinco Again reservations are for 9 oclock, first 45 people we gonna have a nice dinner, this isnt a joke wear running shoes please!!!
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Chad Ochocinco OCNN NEWS - First 45 people at Mr. Chows in BEVERLY HILLS, reservations r 9 pm tonight, please wear running shoes, we aint paying da bill
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Chad Ochocinco I can see them throwing me and my fans out of Mr. Chows tonight, cmon LA folk where the hell y'all at, let's stir it up n BEVERLY HILLS
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Chad Ochocinco My pumper nickle satin blue looking a$$ is still filming, folks in LA where y'all want to eat dinner at, reeboks treat? M&M or NELLY'S

max, Thursday, 18 February 2010 03:34 (fourteen years ago) link

i would jump at teh chance to go an ocho fap tbh

J0rdan S., Thursday, 18 February 2010 03:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Chad Ochocinco I want to create "girl you trippin" and "boy you trippin" t-shirts - i need ideas for the sayings for each gender, any ideas people?

Chad Ochocinco mens example - front of t-shirt says YOU WANT JOINT BANK ACCOUNTS back of t-shirt says GIRL YOU TRIPPIN

Chad Ochocinco womens example-front of t-shirt YOU WANT ME TO SPEND THE NIGHT BUT YOU STAY WITH YO MOMA back of t-shirt BOY YOU TRPPIN

Chad Ochocinco You want me to co-sign for a car GIRL YOU TRIPPIN

('_') (omar little), Monday, 22 February 2010 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link

i think i would buy

/b/ OK (J0rdan S.), Monday, 22 February 2010 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link

OCNN Great people who follow me on twitter, don't believe rumors unless OCNN reports, OCNN NEWS- where the news is given n child please fashion

daria-g, Monday, 1 March 2010 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqe93Bct7UU

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 06:23 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/09/chad-ochocinco-colin-cowh_n_492291.html

max, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:06 (fourteen years ago) link

oh damn

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link

a lil too defensive

iatee, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link

@OGOchoCinco Can someone in MEXICO get me in touch or direct me to CARLOS SLIMM or somebody that knows him, thank you, OCHO CINCO INC.

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Friday, 12 March 2010 03:03 (fourteen years ago) link

hahaha

he's on kimmel tonight i'm pretty sure

hitler runoff (J0rdan S.), Friday, 12 March 2010 03:04 (fourteen years ago) link

ocho that is

hitler runoff (J0rdan S.), Friday, 12 March 2010 03:04 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

well this has the potential to end about as horribly as humanly possible

OGOchoCinco #questionoftheday what would have happened to me if i was being accused of the same allegations that Ben was #justasking

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 13 April 2010 17:37 (fourteen years ago) link

haha

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 17:40 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Chad Ochocinco Hello, just reminding y'all that I love y'all, straight up and I salute everybodies grind no matter what u do - be great

βΠψ (bnw), Thursday, 29 April 2010 04:45 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Chad Ochocinco makes one young fan's dream come true

mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 08:16 (fourteen years ago) link

i made it a minute without tearing up

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 1 June 2010 08:36 (fourteen years ago) link

so disappointed when i began following nfl to discover that wasn't his 'real' name

good luck to him tho

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 09:37 (fourteen years ago) link

It is, actually. He legally changed it. Most people tied to the league in any official capacity (and apparently children) cling to calling him Chad Johnson, though.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 10:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Also, that video was awes.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 10:35 (fourteen years ago) link

aw man

that video didn't work for me so here is another link

horseshoe, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 06:17 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

you guys

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 2 July 2010 17:08 (thirteen years ago) link

haha 85 women!

http://www.ageod-forum.com/images/smilies/sherlock.gif

Re Donk Chong (brownie), Friday, 2 July 2010 17:15 (thirteen years ago) link

bernard "b twice" berrian

johnny crunch, Monday, 12 July 2010 23:48 (thirteen years ago) link

this show is gonna be phenomenal

johnny crunch, Monday, 12 July 2010 23:48 (thirteen years ago) link

i was thinking abt liveblogging but i cant take my eyes off it long enough 2 type

johnny crunch, Monday, 12 July 2010 23:55 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

One of my teammates took my movie Imitation of Life, If you haven't seen any of the movies I've named they are great for your collection 8:18 PM Aug 25th

('_') (omar little), Friday, 27 August 2010 13:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Would've pegged him as a Sirk guy.

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Friday, 27 August 2010 16:00 (thirteen years ago) link

I wonder what else is in his collection?

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Friday, 27 August 2010 16:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Damn tanning salon shit work , I'm glowing http://twitpic.com/2lo423
about 2 hours ago via Twitpic

Man yall believe this shit, i went to the tanning salon and my skin complextion is officially #pumpernicklesatinblue, watch this twitt pic
about 2 hours ago via twidroid

('_') (omar little), Monday, 6 September 2010 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.boston.com/sports/blogs/thebuzz/2010/09/patriots_fan_ha.html?comments=all#readerComm

"I got in touch with Chad via Twitter," DiTullio wrote in an e-mail today. "Eventually we started trading e-mails back and forth. I asked if he was going to meet New England fans when he got into town and I received an e-mail from Chad this past Saturday morning, where he told me to come down to Providence and we could meet up, find a venue, and grab a bite to eat.

"So we went down to Providence and met him. Chad was unbelievable. Very, very, very nice. We talked Patriots, playing with T.O., Celtics/Heat, and life in general. The whole experience was very nice. I was almost embarrassed that he would pay for our dinner. I would have been happy with a picture."

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 17 September 2010 12:30 (thirteen years ago) link

# Damit she's pregnant!!! I knew I shouldn't have kept these pigeons together in the same cage, I'm pissed off!! 6:33 PM Sep 22nd via Echofon

# Man i am on my roof and the male pigeon just escaped leaving the female, wtf, just like a dude in real life and she's pregnant, #notcool 6:47 PM Sep 22nd via twidroid

# Im really sad, lil pregnant pigeon is looking at me like what now with a lil tear going down her lil beak, how do you console a bird? 6:58 PM Sep 22nd via twidroid

# People keep asking how i know she's pregnant? Her lil pigeon nipples are swolen and sticking out, belly is huge to, 2 pregnant signs 7:05 PM Sep 22nd via twidroid

# Going to bed, put the pigeon in the kitchen with a full loaf of wonder bread and put cardboard so she can't fly upstairs to my room, g-night 7:23 PM Sep 22nd via twidroid

@QBKILLA i got a pregnant pigeon boss, they say birds lay eggs, nobody in the world has ever seen pigeon eggs,she's knocked up bruh #serious 7:51 PM Sep 22nd via twidroid

('_') (omar little), Friday, 24 September 2010 04:17 (thirteen years ago) link

omg "lil pregnant pigeon"

horseshoe, Friday, 24 September 2010 04:18 (thirteen years ago) link

how do you console a bird?

('_') (omar little), Friday, 24 September 2010 04:19 (thirteen years ago) link

You gotta tweet her right

drop s7ocki (bnw), Friday, 24 September 2010 04:24 (thirteen years ago) link

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high efficiency unit (J0rdan S.), Friday, 24 September 2010 04:25 (thirteen years ago) link

# On lunch right now grabbing a bite to eat ar first watch, getting a chapter of @hillharper book The Conversation in before noon meetings about 12 hours ago via twidroid

# Reading the book makes you want to change but the fear of being committed and making those same patterened mistakes from da past is scary about 12 hours ago via twidroid

(The Conversation: How Black Men and Women Can Build Loving, Trusting Relationships)

('_') (omar little), Friday, 24 September 2010 04:29 (thirteen years ago) link

was really hoping he'd be into my satanic bengals comix.

Muscus ex Craneo Humano (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 September 2010 05:47 (thirteen years ago) link

The pigeon tweets are A+

VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 24 September 2010 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5632476

CINCINNATI -- Charity-minded callers are getting intercepted by a sex phone line because of a misprint on Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco's namesake cereal boxes.

Because of a wrong toll-free prefix for a number listed on Ochocinco's cereal, callers are directed to a phone sex line instead of a children's charity.

The phone number is supposed to connect callers to Feed the Children, which benefits from sales of "Ochocinco's". But because the box has the wrong toll-free prefix, they get a seductive-sounding woman who makes risque suggestions and then asks for a credit card number.

('_') (omar little), Thursday, 30 September 2010 16:30 (thirteen years ago) link

meanwhile:

#OCNNbreakingNews Russell the Love Muscle mold to be sold at #HUSTLER stores world wide, get yourself chocalate wasted without meeting me :)
about 18 hours ago via twidroid

('_') (omar little), Thursday, 30 September 2010 16:31 (thirteen years ago) link

so chad's pregnant pigeon laid two eggs today, except chad thought it was gonna 'give birth' to like, a baby bird, and now he's sad

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 20:52 (thirteen years ago) link

@RealSkipBayless 2 things you dont talk about and thats my QB and my pigeon, i am gonna punch you in the forehead when i see you #itson

43 minutes ago via web in reply to RealSkipBayless

('_') (omar little), Thursday, 7 October 2010 23:47 (thirteen years ago) link

How cool, just walked in the lockeroom and i've a random drug test again, how many times must i piss excellence,great way yo start a monday

about 12 hours ago via TweetCaster

rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 00:07 (thirteen years ago) link

^____________^

his pregnant pigeon has been a really underrated nfl storyline

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 00:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Im starving. I want a home cooked meal, guess i need to get married for that huh? Who else gone cook in the middle of the day, hmmm
about 6 hours ago via TweetCaster

Having a boyfriend or girlfriend is simply practice on being able to discipline yourself on being with 1 individual, am i correct?
about 5 hours ago via web

How much does one miss out on when they put all their eggs into one basket and commit to one individual who ends up f-ing up in da long run?
about 5 hours ago via web

Every man or women has the potential to f up, some more than others depending on who you are? Some are only as faithful as their options :(
about 5 hours ago via web

Marriage = something we look forward to as kids growing up, being happy, in love, having a family, why is the divorce rate so high again?
about 5 hours ago via web

Over the bye week my grandma and i had a talk, she asked me when i was getting married, i was unable to answer, reason for these tweets :(
about 5 hours ago via web

rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 00:09 (thirteen years ago) link

They always say you don't marry the person you live with but u marry the person you can't live without,so do i propose to all of twitter?
about 5 hours ago via web

Dear every follower on twitter will you marry me because i can not go a day without any of you, all of you must sign a pre-nup though :)
about 5 hours ago via web

Holy shit, i just married every woman follower on twitter, cool,i need all of your shoe sizes,can't get you all rings but Louboutins will do
about 4 hours ago via web

Nevermind on giving you ladies shoes, grandma said if you buy a woman shoes she will walk right out your life in the ones you bought :(
about 4 hours ago via web

rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 00:10 (thirteen years ago) link

wow

horseshoe, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link

dude is on a serious roll right now

Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link

OGOchoCinco
Cant sleep watching Paranormal Activity with my pigeon and her eggs
12 minutes ago

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 21 October 2010 06:46 (thirteen years ago) link

http://twitter.com/#!/OGOchoCinco/status/28806991232

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 October 2010 17:46 (thirteen years ago) link

NFL Films had an recent episode of Ocho mic'd up during games and practice, and it was one of the best half-hours of television.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, that was funny stuff! Playing the Ravens where he keeps trying to talk to players and Scott keeps coming up and pushing him away. "I'm just trying to be friendly!"

The Saga of the Unkillable Mr. Poppins (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link

tbh i think this makes it even better, an nfl player creating a metafiction about pregnant pigeons.

rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link

That awesome ochovid got me sad when it showed him shootin shit w/Chris Henry.

Fetchboy, Thursday, 28 October 2010 20:18 (thirteen years ago) link

wow, i forgot

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 October 2010 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs264.snc4/39554_452316180263_192889005263_5964523_5389730_n.jpg

Me and moma pigeon at the park

From the album: Mobile Uploads by Chad Ochocinco

omar little, Friday, 5 November 2010 04:42 (thirteen years ago) link

hahaha the pants hahaha

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 November 2010 04:46 (thirteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs600.snc4/58051_467601875263_192889005263_6162819_2665665_n.jpg

Well I guess I'll play COD, couldn't find Call of Duty sweats but a Black Ops Snuggie will do

omar little, Friday, 3 December 2010 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link

has anyone played mad chad?

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Friday, 3 December 2010 20:19 (thirteen years ago) link

dude is king of snuggies

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Friday, 3 December 2010 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

#justasking Does it mean I'm finally famous when Bill Clinton comes to my birthday party? http://twitpic.com/3rxaji

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/228301470.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1295591441&Signature=%2FoQaGYTpYBeOkunMuJ0FFFUTBo4%3D

max, Friday, 21 January 2011 06:14 (thirteen years ago) link

yes

hard as a markers (J0rdan S.), Friday, 21 January 2011 06:18 (thirteen years ago) link

an era ends

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=6058409

omar little, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link

also, lol:

@SportsCenter since you guys are showing all my tweets on TV, show this one #FUCKYOU about 4 hours ago via Rock Software

Oh my goodness somebody hacked my account with that last tweet, geesh these hackers are good, i turned my head n boom I saw that tweet #wow about 4 hours ago via Rock Software

omar little, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:39 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:46 (thirteen years ago) link

awesome

i turned my head n boom I saw that tweet #wow (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 06:34 (thirteen years ago) link

love this guy so much

wee-based god (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 06:36 (thirteen years ago) link

he tweeted that he wanted to fight marvin lewis in a cage, then when they asked him about whether he wanted out of cincy, he said that he loves cincy and wants to stay there... but still wants to cage fight marvin lewis

wee-based god (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 06:36 (thirteen years ago) link

He has big upped Hue Jackson a few times via twitter, speculation on him going to Raiders which is kind of ??? And wow that would be weird to see! And ... Who the hell knows. We haven't had a circus in, oh, a week...why not. Lol.

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 06:46 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

wee-based god (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 06:55 (thirteen years ago) link

pats

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 07:01 (thirteen years ago) link

i wonder if he spends all of his spare time filling out paperwork for this name changes

maurice "baby doc" chevalier (brownie), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Back to MIAMI to get back on my mini training regiment, if it's possible to have a 10 pack (abs) im gonna get them and ill be Hochuli swole
7:01 AM Feb 7th via Seesmic for Android

omar little, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 06:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Hochuli swole! :D

VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 10 February 2011 00:10 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...
one month passes...

hes gonna ride a bull today http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm313/Zenzirouj/emot-ohdear.png

Princess TamTam, Saturday, 14 May 2011 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link

lol i didn't realize he was actually doing this, tho i shouldn't have doubted him

J0rdan S., Saturday, 14 May 2011 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link

ochocinco Chad Ochocinco
Tonight I will ride with 1 hand on the bull n 1 hand in the sky with my middle finger up as a kind gesture to my confused admirers. #DejaBlu

omar little, Saturday, 14 May 2011 23:55 (thirteen years ago) link

hero

it is sad but their is so much beauty (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 15 May 2011 00:33 (thirteen years ago) link

It's being televised on Versus FYI...late start due to Hockey

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 15 May 2011 03:40 (thirteen years ago) link

he lasted 1.5 seconds...

J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 May 2011 03:41 (thirteen years ago) link

KINDA LIKE MY EX-HUSBAND, AMIRITE

J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 May 2011 03:41 (thirteen years ago) link

HIYOOOOOO

hahah irl lols @ u Jordan

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 15 May 2011 03:43 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. -- Patriots receiver Chad Ochocinco is still settling into his new surroundings in New England, and he's taking an unusual approach to his living situation.

"I'm going to do something different, I'm actually going to stay with a fan for the first two, three weeks of the season," he said Tuesday. "That should be fun, until I get myself acclimated and learn my way around."

Ochocinco hasn't yet picked the fan.

"I'm not sure how it's going to work, but they have to have Internet and have to have Xbox," he said. "That's about it."

Asked if he was serious, Ochocinco said, "Have I ever lied to you before?"

Told there were some "crazy" fans, Ochocinco said, "I rode a bull."

mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

nice

Artist TamTran (brownie), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:15 (twelve years ago) link

<3

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

ocho :D

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 10 August 2011 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

so happy for this guy, hope he wins 2 rings and gives one to randy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

Told there were some "crazy" fans, Ochocinco said, "I rode a bull."

holy lol

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 20:41 (twelve years ago) link

Ocho Cinco must inspire the greatest volume of terrible articles written about anyone - I mean holy shit is this bad:

http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/6856003/rick-reilly-how-keep-chad-hanging-around

You've heard of hanging chads? This was a Chad that wouldn't stop hanging.

You've heard of hanging chads? This was a Chad that wouldn't stop hanging.

You've heard of hanging chads? This was a Chad that wouldn't stop hanging.

frogbs, Friday, 12 August 2011 18:25 (twelve years ago) link

well, that is from rick reilly

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 18:29 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, but you couldn't even write a parody of Reilly that was as bad as this.

frogbs, Friday, 12 August 2011 19:18 (twelve years ago) link

Let's not post Rick Reilly columns in ILNFL, thank you

polyphonic, Friday, 12 August 2011 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

Look, you never know when he's going to have something big on his mind. I wonder what his take on Tim Tebow is? Will he mix fact, opinion, and a *dash* of humor?

frogbs, Friday, 12 August 2011 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

Let's not post Rick Reilly columns in ILNFL, thank you

― polyphonic, Friday, August 12, 2011 3:24 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

speaking of -- do we have any ilnfl mods? will omar be back for the season? i assume schef will pop back up, but that only leaves us w/ one mod

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

i'm about.

I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 13 August 2011 12:57 (twelve years ago) link

ah, true

J0rdan S., Saturday, 13 August 2011 20:56 (twelve years ago) link

five months pass...

@ochocinco Chad Ochocinco

@SpeakerBoehner Just read some of your tweets and you seem pretty angry kind sir. I can see you on tv but you're not smiling. Hope you're ok

9:40pm - 24 Jan 12

mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 05:54 (twelve years ago) link

@ochocinco

@SpeakerBoehner Hello Mr. Boehner, hoping you are in better spirits today. If all else seems bad in life just remember I love you kind sir.

@SpeakerBoehner

@ochocinco: Thanks & good luck in the @SuperBowl; we'll see you in the playoffs next year. Go #Bengals #WhoDey

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 27 January 2012 01:52 (twelve years ago) link

lmbo

omar little, Friday, 27 January 2012 02:23 (twelve years ago) link

85 Ideas

this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 January 2012 03:43 (twelve years ago) link

@ochocinco: Thanks & good luck in the @SuperBowl

^ummmmm

You're a notch, I'm a legend (Bill Magill), Friday, 27 January 2012 19:40 (twelve years ago) link

six months pass...

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/chad-johnson-arrested-alleged-domestic-violence-dispute-021203242--nfl.html

Johnson and Lozada were heavily featured on the season premiere of "Hard Knocks," the HBO reality show that chronicles an NFL team through training camp. Johnson was reprimanded by coach Joe Philbin for the language he used in interviews. As he walked out of the Dolphins' training facility, Johnson told team officials, "I'm going to get arrested this weekend."

johnny crunch, Sunday, 12 August 2012 02:43 (eleven years ago) link

ugh

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 12 August 2012 04:16 (eleven years ago) link

she was also prominently featured in that episode

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 12 August 2012 04:17 (eleven years ago) link

this shit is fucking depressing

i love chad, but fuck

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 12 August 2012 08:31 (eleven years ago) link

i kinda hope this was just a twitch accident that got out of control but who knows

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 12 August 2012 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

lol, dolphins just released him

WheatusVEVO (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 13 August 2012 00:38 (eleven years ago) link

rip

mookieproof, Monday, 13 August 2012 00:41 (eleven years ago) link

sucks for him that al davis isn't still alive

frogbs, Monday, 13 August 2012 13:55 (eleven years ago) link

You can get him and Travis Henry for cheap. They might be favorites for the 2007 Super Bowl.

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Monday, 13 August 2012 14:23 (eleven years ago) link

nine months pass...

This has GOT to be a new low

Johnson, known as Chad Ochocinco for his jersey number in Spanish during his playing days, had reached a deal with prosecutors calling for community service and counseling instead of jail. Broward County Circuit Judge Kathleen McHugh said she would tack on an additional three months' probation because Johnson had failed to meet with his probation officer during three previous months.
It was all set until Johnson, when asked by McHugh if he was satisfied with his lawyer Adam Swickle, gave the attorney a light swat on the rear -- as football players routinely do to each other on the field. The courtroom erupted in laughter and at that McHugh said she wouldn't accept the deal.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9360765/chad-johnson-serve-30-days-jail

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 22:06 (ten years ago) link

cmon mayne

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 10 June 2013 22:57 (ten years ago) link

four years pass...
one year passes...

FBI arrested my neighbor Roger before my morning jog, I’ve only seen shit like that in movies, crazy to start to my Friday

— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) January 25, 2019

mookieproof, Friday, 25 January 2019 15:22 (five years ago) link

lol

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 25 January 2019 16:54 (five years ago) link

<3

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 25 January 2019 18:45 (five years ago) link

Neighborhoods of the rich and wealthy are interesting in this way sometimes. If I remember correct, Eli and Peyton Manning grew up next to Ann Rice down in New Orleans.

earlnash, Saturday, 26 January 2019 20:04 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Mood: pic.twitter.com/Og1WAL42lx

— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) February 20, 2019

omar little, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 07:57 (five years ago) link


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