'get ready for this week's countdown kabbalah'
― I've been dancing since 9 and I'm tired and hungry (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 13:22 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHQomJ4Gfws
20 seconds in.
― Inspector Anthony Slade, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 13:25 (thirteen years ago) link
LOL
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 13:26 (thirteen years ago) link
contra sgt biscuits, the greatness of thebig_sam lies exactly in its repetitiveness and relentless crudity
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 13:27 (thirteen years ago) link
:D
repetitiveness without ever quite repeating, yeah - stolidity
― I've been dancing since 9 and I'm tired and hungry (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 13:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Sorry, I had to go out and missed all this. Possibly for the best though - someone might've called someone 'you fucking retard', and then we'd've had to think about that for a while.
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 13:34 (thirteen years ago) link
nakh: h8s the mentally handicapped
j/k 'retard' is a great insult and also admittance of lateness we've done this before etc
― I've been dancing since 9 and I'm tired and hungry (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 13:36 (thirteen years ago) link
there's nothing to think about, if you think that le tissier shit is remotely acceptable then fucking retard is towards the lenient end of the diagnostic spectrum
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 13:39 (thirteen years ago) link
http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/711/ffffof.gif
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 13:43 (thirteen years ago) link
^ even he knows
omg needs a gif of that last half-second of orgasmic reverie
― I've been dancing since 9 and I'm tired and hungry (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 13:44 (thirteen years ago) link
just dissolves to some more football players, best left as an inchoate intimation of the allardycian dreamworld
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 13:45 (thirteen years ago) link
ha true
― I've been dancing since 9 and I'm tired and hungry (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 13:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Using seventy7s✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ password: ilxfuntimes security question manager at first job answer - Ned Raggett
http://twitter.com/keysopendoors password is ilxfuntimes
prove you can do it properly
― supply 'n d-man (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 13:57 (thirteen years ago) link
argh, that is seventy7swag @ gmail.com
^^^^
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 14:11 (thirteen years ago) link
77swag is because i was thinking of making this a secret borad 'set up a bunch of fake twitter accounts' type thing but then i quickly realised that it would get bogged down in 'who is richard keys, go away limey'
― supply 'n d-man (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 14:13 (thirteen years ago) link
keysopendoors Richard Keys!I've CNTRL+F'd these Oscar acting nominations four times, and still I can't find Jenna Haze. What do the Academy think they're playing at?
<3 u guyz.
― supply 'n d-man (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 14:18 (thirteen years ago) link
nah let's keep it l33t, keep it lowercase too imo!
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 14:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Betfair, the online betting exchange endorsed by Gray, said today it condemned the former player's behaviour but would not be dropping him from its advertising for now. Gray has been a very visible presence in its latest advertising campaigns. "Betfair doesn't tolerate sexism, and we expect others who represent our brand to share similar values," said a spokesman. "We've expressed our disappointment to Andy Gray's representatives about the comments that have been reported in the media over the last 48 hours. At present we have no plans to change the way we work with Andy."
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 14:57 (thirteen years ago) link
change their name to Fair Betty in recompense imo
― I've been dancing since 9 and I'm tired and hungry (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 14:58 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwH1fLEMDkY
― supply 'n d-man (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 14:59 (thirteen years ago) link
slee killin it there
― I've been dancing since 9 and I'm tired and hungry (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link
stewart little's finest hour
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 15:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Egg-dy Gr-egg
― Inspector Anthony Slade, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 15:12 (thirteen years ago) link
Five Live just reported Andy Gray's been sacked.
― Cars and Freedom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 16:22 (thirteen years ago) link
That's Andy Gray, who is currently suing the News of the World.
― Cars and Freedom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link
He'll be saying to his manager: "No don't sack me, don't gimme me P45"
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link
he's thinking I've got to make sure of this, I've got to put him away for good
― I've been dancing since 9 and I'm tired and hungry (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 16:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Think they shd probably get rid of Keys too unless they want this shit to look slightly conspiracy-esque.
― Cars and Freedom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link
He's got himself into an awkward position there, and he's just said to the boss: "Go on then, put this fat face out of a job."
TIK A BOO
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link
in all seriousness it's amazing if they keep keys and lose gray. at least gray attempts to offer insight. keys is just a smug dickhead, and what he said was way worse.
"new evidence of unacceptable behaviour" says guardian. presumably hence why it's not keys as well - guess they checked his internet history.
― joe, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 16:29 (thirteen years ago) link
apparently they found new evidence of offensive behaviour. about twenty fucking years worth of it imo
― Cars and Freedom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 16:31 (thirteen years ago) link
dude'll be working MLS games in the states soon enough, watch :(
― dan m, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link
i look forward to seeing him on a dodgy internet feed this weekend
― Cars and Freedom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 16:33 (thirteen years ago) link
in all of this one has to wonder how richard 'keysy' keys is reacting on social media.
― supply 'n d-man (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 16:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Sky Sports today terminated its contract with Andy Gray.The decision, which is effective immediately, was made in response to new evidence of unacceptable and offensive behaviour.The new evidence, relating to an off-air incident that took place in December 2010, came to light after Andy Gray had already been subjected to disciplinary action for his comments of 22nd January 2011.Barney Francis, managing director of Sky Sports, said: "Andy Gray's contract has been terminated for unacceptable behaviour."After issuing a warning yesterday, we have no hesitation in taking this action after becoming aware of new information today."
The decision, which is effective immediately, was made in response to new evidence of unacceptable and offensive behaviour.
The new evidence, relating to an off-air incident that took place in December 2010, came to light after Andy Gray had already been subjected to disciplinary action for his comments of 22nd January 2011.
Barney Francis, managing director of Sky Sports, said: "Andy Gray's contract has been terminated for unacceptable behaviour.
"After issuing a warning yesterday, we have no hesitation in taking this action after becoming aware of new information today."
may be this?
"The lewd scenes, involving fellow shamed colleague Richard Keys, show the pundit asking Sky Sports News presenter Charlotte Jackson to tuck a microphone pack down his trousers. Gray suggestively asks Jackson: ‘Charlotte, can you tuck this [microphone pack] down here for me love… Tuck this down here.’"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1350425/Andy-Gray-Richard-Keys-fresh-storm-lewd-sexist-behaviour.html
― joe, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 16:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Sian Massey has apparently been withdrawn from the match she was meant to running the line on tonight.
― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 16:42 (thirteen years ago) link
WestwoodLee@RossKinnaird still the punishment doesn't seem to fit the crime. It's a PC world now. It's a shame cos he calls a game better than anyone.
― Cars and Freedom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 16:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Bet they used a Mac to send his you're fired email tbrr
― supply 'n d-man (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 17:00 (thirteen years ago) link
apparently they found new evidence of offensive behaviour. about twenty fucking years worth of it imo― Cars and Freedom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, January 25, 2011 4:31 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
― Cars and Freedom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, January 25, 2011 4:31 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
OTM x 1000!!
― waka flocka flamini (pandemic), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Will Keys stand by his man?
― waka flocka flamini (pandemic), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link
http://twitter.com/search?q=%23teamandygray
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link
watched that grow for 15 minutes, felt a bit suicidal
― Cars and Freedom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.soccerprint.co.uk/components/com_virtuemart/shop_image/product/96be6a6af10edd43dc67b232dcdc331a.gif
― cozen, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Tik a Bow sun.
― supply 'n d-man (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link
And the FA is now run by a Jew? A bad day. a Very bad day.
― supply 'n d-man (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 19:28 (thirteen years ago) link
next their make a statue of justin fashanu riding a pink tiger
nearly posted to the premier league thread before i remembered the hoo-ha previously.
couldn't be happier that gray has been sacked.
i do hate the over-use of c**t on the premier league thread - is dick not sufficient? - but gray is probably the biggest cundick out there, with an ego in inverse proportion to his brain.
always loved/hated his explanation of formations on the graphics, when you new that he'd get one of the wide players to drop in behind the front man.
keys must be on borrowed time.
― bobbyhackettscornet (whatever), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 19:45 (thirteen years ago) link