Come anticipate Roy Hodgson's three months in charge og England with me.

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terry is a retard

he probably looks like that when he runs out of jelly beans

navihchkan (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

the condition of a gilded age epl superstar is pretty much constant fulfillment blighted by occasionally disturbing interludes

navihchkan (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 20:41 (twelve years ago) link

I'll take what i can get. His failure to win the Champions League eats away at him i can assure you

Number None, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 20:42 (twelve years ago) link

so jermaine pennant gets a three year driving ban and has to trade in his 911 for a chauffeur driven maybach with a fridge full of krug so he doesn't have to spend a single moment of the offseason sober

navihchkan (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 20:43 (twelve years ago) link

oh man

caek, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 23:06 (twelve years ago) link

rio stays home, ebjt to ukr

yoel rak (toandos), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 23:10 (twelve years ago) link

unless they're both going to be left out of the squad. seems unlikely obv.

zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 23:14 (twelve years ago) link

welp.

guardian says micah richards is out too? what's the logic behind putting phil 'not actually a right back' jones and glen 'glen johnson' johnson ahead of him?

Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 23:15 (twelve years ago) link

wait what is there a squad?

i'd assume, tbph, that k walker is ahead of either johnson or richards, and prolly jones too at rb?

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 23:31 (twelve years ago) link

ah shit, walker injured

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 23:31 (twelve years ago) link

johnson for me, the best attacking fullback out of the lot of them

Chris, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

johnson has been the first-choice. don't see that changing.

zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

well if Phil Jones is his only competition...

Number None, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 23:45 (twelve years ago) link

Harsh on Rio though

Number None, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 23:47 (twelve years ago) link

ferguson assured the public that rio wouldn't be fit enough

johnson ahead of richards sounds about right besides

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 23:50 (twelve years ago) link

but it's Jones ahead of Richards really

Number None, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 23:55 (twelve years ago) link

johnson ahead of richards sounds mental to me too, i suspect i rate richards higher than anyone else on the planet does and i've no idea why.

Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 23:59 (twelve years ago) link

should just play Neville tbh

Number None, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 00:00 (twelve years ago) link

you liked the video of him and some other dude roasting someone in a mcdonalds toilet?

navihchkan (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 00:00 (twelve years ago) link

that is unfortunate

Number None, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago) link

richards is the more complete player but he's not getting enough games at citeh- i'd rate him potentially better than any other young english talent tbh

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago) link

oh it was a hotel toilet apparently, apologies micah

navihchkan (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 00:02 (twelve years ago) link

the ho did not tell the identity of the other dude

navihchkan (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

well u c i have good reasons for supporting micah.

Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 00:04 (twelve years ago) link

idk, who cares which b+ player plays in which position, it's all about the race war from now on

navihchkan (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 00:05 (twelve years ago) link

it's part of the long-term plan to follow the dutch model

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

which other racists are there to pick besides terry?

Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

are we going to speculate?

navihchkan (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 00:08 (twelve years ago) link

sure, it'd be fun if j** h*** sued ilx.

Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 00:12 (twelve years ago) link

I'm sure Pearce has many lively discussions about race with his 8NP activist brother.

Djibril Citté (onimo), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 07:58 (twelve years ago) link

Goalkeepers Hart, Green, Ruddy

Defenders Baines, Cahill, Cole, Johnson, Lescott, Terry, Jones

Midfielders Barry, Downing, Gerrard, Lampard, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Parker, Walcott, Young, Milner

Strikers Carroll, Defoe, Rooney, Welbeck

r|t|c, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 12:20 (twelve years ago) link

when you see it written down like that...

Number None, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 12:22 (twelve years ago) link

Standby: Butland, Jagielka, Henderson, Johnson, Sturridge

so, who's Butland?

Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 12:22 (twelve years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Butland

r|t|c, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 12:25 (twelve years ago) link

weak at cb, rb, cm, rm, lm, and upfront

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 12:26 (twelve years ago) link

Is that Adam Johnson on stand by?

pandemic, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 12:27 (twelve years ago) link

Or Andy Johnson!! lol

pandemic, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 12:28 (twelve years ago) link

That midfield! Jeezus.

pandemic, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 12:28 (twelve years ago) link

lennon doesn't make the standbys, lol

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 12:30 (twelve years ago) link

I mean an entire midfield with at best 2 players who've had decent half seasons (Parker and Barry) And Barry is still forlornly chasing Ozil in my mind.

pandemic, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 12:31 (twelve years ago) link

On the other hand Roy's done a good job of dampening down expectation there. Getting out of the group would be a Mourinho level of achievement.

pandemic, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 12:33 (twelve years ago) link

England shouldn't be boring. Not a great start.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 12:33 (twelve years ago) link

Midfielders: Bastian Schweinsteiger (Bayern München), Toni Kroos (Bayern München), Thomas Müller (Bayern München), André Schürrle (Bayer Leverkusen), Lars Bender (Bayer Leverkusen), Sami Khedira (Real Madrid), Mesut Özil (Real Madrid), Marco Reus (Borussia Mönchengladbach), Sven Bender (Borussia Dortmund), Ilkay Gündogan (Bourssia Dortmund), Mario Götze (Borussia Dortmund), Julian Draxler (Schalke 04), Lukas Podolski (1. FC Köln)

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 12:35 (twelve years ago) link

the two must meet

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 12:36 (twelve years ago) link

tbf any selection is deckchairs on the titanic stuff, a cm of cleverley and guthrie with thudd as registra is gonna get biffed off just the same

r|t|c, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 12:36 (twelve years ago) link

yeah deffo. It was more like, as number none put it, when you see the squad written down you see what meager pickings Eng have.

pandemic, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 12:39 (twelve years ago) link

Vindication for Dalglish tho, we really have signed the cream of English talent over the last 18 months. Hendersen on stand-by to make it a clean sweep.

pandemic, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 12:42 (twelve years ago) link

yeah but picking form players from outside top four would at least be an acknowledgement of a willingness to try to fuckin change it

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 12:44 (twelve years ago) link

Carrick really should have made it. I've thrown a lot of bile the guy's way over the years but i honestly think this has been the best season he's had for Utd

Number None, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 12:46 (twelve years ago) link


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