it were good but nothing beats tricky trev's
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link
i actually do think trev's was better, just the timing involved and the power, and the fact he had to beat a keeper. not to play down that goal tonight, it was amazing.
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:57 (eleven years ago) link
yeah well it's not like you've been posting about his enviable serie a, ligue 1 or even la liga record when he has been doing well
dude has been at the top level of european fitba for 9 seasons but like drogba has really reached another level in his 30s
― NAMES A CUNTZ FAE RENFRA (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:00 (eleven years ago) link
I wouldn't really compare the two. It's the improvised nature of Zlatan's that makes it so special
― Number None, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:01 (eleven years ago) link
nice goal but no goalkeeper so sinclair vs qpr was better, as was rivaldo v valencia, ronaldinho v villareal and one or two othersa lot better than twp vs citeh tho
― NAMES A CUNTZ FAE RENFRA (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:03 (eleven years ago) link
the fact that there's no keeper is the whole point
― Number None, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:04 (eleven years ago) link
oh wow science
― NAMES A CUNTZ FAE RENFRA (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:06 (eleven years ago) link
this wasn't 'improvised', it was a pretty obvious option to take for a player who has the technique to execute
'improvised' might apply to the ronaldinho goal vs chelsea in 2004/5
― NAMES A CUNTZ FAE RENFRA (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:07 (eleven years ago) link
lobbing a keeper who's foolishly rushed out of goal is one of the best sights in football. Combine that with the speed of thought and athleticism required to execute the shot and that's what makes it one of the best goals ever. So yeah, science
― Number None, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:09 (eleven years ago) link
yes, it was so obvious
― Number None, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link
the more i watch it, the more ludicrous hart's behaviour seems. surely that header is for the defender to attempt?
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link
lol oh god u were serious with best goalz ever
― NAMES A CUNTZ FAE RENFRA (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:12 (eleven years ago) link
If you disregard the occasion, it is one of the best goals ever
― Number None, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:14 (eleven years ago) link
yeah well that's why maradona v england is 10x better than messi v getafe, but even abstracted from context it's not THAT amazing
taison v whoever the other day was more technically difficult
i mean we should be able to appreciate zlatan applying a sublime fourth goal coup de grace to hart and shawx without elevating it to the pantheon
― NAMES A CUNTZ FAE RENFRA (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link
There's plenty of room in my personal pantheon. This goal goes on the "holy shit, i've never seen anyone do that before" plinth
― Number None, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:28 (eleven years ago) link
It's amazing cos I've never seen anyone score that exact goal before. Taison goal has been done many a time whether it's 'technically' more difficult or whatever.
― pandemic, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:28 (eleven years ago) link
ha xp
― pandemic, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:29 (eleven years ago) link
clearly we need to get more stupid rushing goalkeepers like hart and pyatov and this will become a more regular occurence
― NAMES A CUNTZ FAE RENFRA (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:30 (eleven years ago) link
are you joking? Stupid rushing goalkeepers are practical at epidemic proportions.
― pandemic, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:31 (eleven years ago) link
practically
Remember when Neuer tried this for Schalke v Inter, connected cleanly and headed the ball past halfway, and still saw it volleyed over his head by Stankovic? Love that goal.
― boxall, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:33 (eleven years ago) link
yeah that was a great goal
― NAMES A CUNTZ FAE RENFRA (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:34 (eleven years ago) link
oh yes, about 1 min into the match iirc
― pandemic, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:34 (eleven years ago) link
I have to correct myself, it wasn't quite to midfield. Clearly I haven't watched it enough recently.
0:25, yes!
― boxall, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:35 (eleven years ago) link
i mean yeah this is awesome but just not near BEST EVER
id guess a high proportion of these sort of freakish goals occur in the first or last minutes of games, before an equilibrium is found and when the game degenerates into ramdomness
did you actually watch the game tho? id guess that if you did it would explain the ~unexpectedness~ not really applying to those who had already seen it described
― NAMES A CUNTZ FAE RENFRA (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:39 (eleven years ago) link
kuyty on a mission (pandemic) wrote this on thread Taking advantage of Young Boys: Champions League & Europa League 2010/11 on board I Love Football on Apr 6, 2011
Schalke line up had 3 or 4 19 year olds in it and they still pwnd Inter. Guess that team does need rebuilding after all. Nice to see Raul being Raul. Schalke have been desperate this season, still bottom 1/3 in Bundesliga I think, but when he can be bothered Farfan is a heck of a player.
Recorded both games last night and decided to watch first ten mins of Inter/Schalke before I left for work at 2am this morning, my loud cry of "HOLY FUCK!" when Stankovic scored after 25 secs may lead to recriminations when the rest of my household arrives home from work later. But if ever a goal was worthy of the term it was that one.
― pandemic, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:40 (eleven years ago) link
Actually i've just watched it again and from the angle behind the goal you can clearly see that he's shinned it. Oh well
― Number None, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:49 (eleven years ago) link
Stupid rushing goalkeepers are practical at epidemic proportions.
― pandemic, Wednesday, November 14, 2012 11:31 PM (19 minutes ago)
this is probably true yeah
goalkeepers now are supposed to be reasonably athletic and competent at normal fitba skills
you'd never have seen neville southall trying to execute a diving headed clearance outside of his own area
― NAMES A CUNTZ FAE RENFRA (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:52 (eleven years ago) link
LITMANEN WHOOHOO LITMANEN WOOHOOO. You fools! :) He's a god, Ajax immediatly improved a 100% with all his clever passes and forcing his team mates to play one-touch footie. Suddenly even our problem child Ibrahimovic is connecting and scoring goals too.
Real Madrid. Even as a fan I was sort of shocked by the cold efficiency with which they killed off Roma. Cold but always with a sense of beauty of course. The last 10 minutes reminded me a lot of the way Ajax around 1972 would freeze games just by passing into infinity.
― Omar, Wednesday, September 18, 2002 5:54 PM (10 years ago)
― NAMES A CUNTZ FAE RENFRA (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:54 (eleven years ago) link
Zlatan has scored more bewildering and unlikely goals than that one. Shame I didn't watch tonight. He seems to be doing v. well in France too. I guess being a lazy and arrogant bugger won't see him change much in his 30s.
― "It's like death metal lyrics, but about a vagina." (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 15 November 2012 01:30 (eleven years ago) link
with lg on this one, and you'll never convince me. he's a level above mido but nothing more
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 November 2012 01:31 (eleven years ago) link
didn't he get in fights with mido when they were at ajax
― NAMES A CUNTZ FAE RENFRA (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 15 November 2012 01:34 (eleven years ago) link
you would fuckin assume so
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 November 2012 01:36 (eleven years ago) link
Mido 0.23 goals / game in top 5 leagues, Ibra 0.57 and ever rising, I guess that's "a level."
― boxall, Thursday, 15 November 2012 01:38 (eleven years ago) link
you can prove anything with stats, you specifically i mean
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 November 2012 01:40 (eleven years ago) link
Speaking of their time together at Dutch club Ajax between 2001 and 2003, Ibrahimovic, who now plays for AC Milan in Italy, said: “Mido, my friend, publicly declared that he wanted to be sold. Not especially tactical, in all honesty, he wasn't exactly a diplomat, he was like me but even worse.
“Later, when he had been on the bench against Eindhoven, he came into the changing room and called us all lousy.”
Ibrahimovic said the pair argued before the row turned physical.
“He grabbed a pair of scissors which were lying on a bench there and threw them at me. It was completely mad, to be honest.
“The scissors swooshed past my head, straight into the locker room wall and hit with a crack and, of course, I stood up and gave him a punch, a bang.
“But after ten minutes we went out, arm in arm, and a long time later I found out that our team manager had saved those scissors as a memory, kind of like something to show to the children, that this was the one that Zlatan almost got in his face.”
― NAMES A CUNTZ FAE RENFRA (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 15 November 2012 01:41 (eleven years ago) link
Dutch club Ajax
Fools. The rule is: if you watch the clip and you can't see where the goal is coming from, it goes in the pantheon.
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 15 November 2012 07:46 (eleven years ago) link
It's amazing cos I've never seen anyone score that exact goal before.
^ This
― Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 15 November 2012 11:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2010/sep/10/the-joy-of-six-overhead-scissor-kicks
god i hate this fucking feature. no trevor sinclair, of course.
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Thursday, 15 November 2012 12:25 (eleven years ago) link
Aw c'mon, Joy of Six is the best.
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 15 November 2012 12:28 (eleven years ago) link
i can't stand the way they purposely leave out the obvious choice, it's so indie. plus i reckon they just google to find the most obscure entries.
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Thursday, 15 November 2012 12:46 (eleven years ago) link
no hugo sanchez no credibility
― Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Thursday, 15 November 2012 12:49 (eleven years ago) link
the ilm of footballing lists
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 November 2012 12:52 (eleven years ago) link
has this been mentioned yet?
http://www.wsc.co.uk/wsc-daily/1154-november-2012/9168-zlatan-ibrahimovic-s-uncompromising-book
― Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Thursday, 15 November 2012 13:07 (eleven years ago) link
it's either that or tulisa's book for christmas
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Thursday, 15 November 2012 13:34 (eleven years ago) link
"I'm not violent, but if I were Guardiola I would have been frightened."
― r|t|c, Thursday, 15 November 2012 13:36 (eleven years ago) link
"If we don't succeed in being No1, I'd be more than happy to go into the play-offs," he said. "The important thing is we get one of those two positions. The group we are in was quite underestimated but that is often the case."
There's not a word here that isn't true, but you can't help wondering whether somebody else might fancy doing this bit of the job. Fortunately nobody's listening to him atm.
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 29 November 2012 12:11 (eleven years ago) link
he doesn't tickle yr belly for you, how did we ever think he'd work for liverpool or england
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 November 2012 12:35 (eleven years ago) link
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/64449000/jpg/_64449673_64449672.jpg
@rioferdy5I'm Gutted I had to pull out of england squad, but it was the right decision for my intricate pre-planned programme.
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/64634000/jpg/_64634352_alex_ferguson_pa.jpg
― r|t|c, Monday, 18 March 2013 15:07 (eleven years ago) link