Come anticipate Roy Hodgson's three months in charge og England with me.

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imagine mcgeady was english, what a team we might have

bob_sleigher (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:37 (eleven years ago) link

delighted to see the lesser spotted tir conaill hai itt btw

bob_sleigher (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:38 (eleven years ago) link

christ i hate ray winstone

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

lol thats roy hodgson u fool

bob_sleigher (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

"WHERE YER TOOL?"

*points at rooney, cole, lampard et al*

take yr pick

bob_sleigher (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:57 (eleven years ago) link

"Wembley fans recognise an outstanding performer when they see one"

i lolled

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:09 (eleven years ago) link

Ah, fucking this off. I'd rather watch more of the new AD tbh, and I've not been enjoying that much at all. Watching England = like reading a pulpy Stephen King / Goosebumps tale with the kernel of a fantastic and effective idea for a horror story at its heart; somewhere between a vague yet still completely recognisable sensation of insidious, grasping existential horror that this is actually happening in the world and, idk, the Cuckoo Clock of Doom / Groundhog Day device. And the story's being written by a buffoon who can't do dialogue and keeps using the same plot over and over again. And there's not been a twist for about 10 fucking years.

Windsor Davies, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

somewhere, Graham Taylor is absolutely loving the shit out of this match

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:14 (eleven years ago) link

Danny Mills at Wembley, BBC Radio 5 live
"The game has gone a bit stale and predictable. England need that attacking midfield player to open things up, but this is where they lack the inventiveness of a Jack Wilshere. I suppose the questions is can Wayne Rooney play that role for England?"

You'd be as well asking him to play Hamlet. Does Danny Mills get paid for this?

Windsor Davies, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

u lot are seeing this the wrong way, the fa is doing us a terrific favour killing the football bug stone dead for the next couple months

r|t|c, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

i have a club to do that for me

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:31 (eleven years ago) link

you and i wish it only worked like that

r|t|c, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

i've had to force myself to stop arguing with our idiot fans on the Express & Star website the last couple of weeks

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:33 (eleven years ago) link

i've got my back to the TV and nothing has inclined me to turn my head this half btw

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:34 (eleven years ago) link

tbph it's taking maximum brain power to stay aware that contrary to appearances i'm not actually watching usa in a world cup group game dead rubber

r|t|c, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:35 (eleven years ago) link

uh oh better swivel that chair, it's sammon feeding time

r|t|c, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:38 (eleven years ago) link

david forde looks like a lugubrious motherfucker

r|t|c, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:40 (eleven years ago) link

22 min ago

Marbella calling

Sent my pregnant wife to bed so i could get some time alone with the footy, probably going to regret it tomorrow though. please tell ronan leonard (8.52) that clonakilty is a town not a pub, he probably means de Barras. Trap out.

Rory, Irish exile in marbella

You're fooling nobody, 'Rory'

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:40 (eleven years ago) link

this England team
vs
this Ireland team
on
ITV
refereed by
Willie fucking Collum

Really struggling to find anything I like about this, yet I continue to watch.

no man is an islam (onimo), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

carcrashtainment

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

things are effed when you find yourself missing Crouchy

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

England used always to have one unrepresentative loose cannon player who they couldn't accommodate, who's that guy now?

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:45 (eleven years ago) link

Big Andy?

Windsor Davies, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:50 (eleven years ago) link

A worthy heir to Hodd & Le Tiss

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

It's Rickie Lambert

Number None, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:55 (eleven years ago) link

lol in half an hour ITV are showing highlights of the game they just showed

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:15 (eleven years ago) link

thanks 4 the heads up

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

Really struggling to find anything I like about this, yet I continue to watch.

No surrender to boredom

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 May 2013 13:47 (eleven years ago) link

if you switch it off the terriblists have won

no man is an islam (onimo), Thursday, 30 May 2013 13:49 (eleven years ago) link

Talking of terrible, I was driven to put the sound down and listened to a terrible Italian prog album instead

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 May 2013 13:52 (eleven years ago) link

there's no such thing

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 30 May 2013 13:53 (eleven years ago) link

Believe me there is

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 May 2013 13:53 (eleven years ago) link

When Neymar became a father in August 2011, to Davi Lucca, Ganso was in the delivery room.

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 2 June 2013 17:38 (eleven years ago) link

oh i've just realized i cd go to the pub for this, more hilarity in public space

floored character (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 June 2013 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

big phil joneslari looking like a whacking great joint of gammon out there

r|t|c, Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

can't wait to let out a pent-up olé for when england eventually string two passes together

annnny minute now

r|t|c, Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

liking the orange ball tho

r|t|c, Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

that wouldve been the crappest bergkamp goal ever

r|t|c, Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

It's hard to know where the shirt ends and Jones begins

Number None, Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:21 (eleven years ago) link

Oliver Holt ‏@OllieHolt22 22m
Lovely pictures of the crowd at the Maracana. Simple observation but there always seems to be joy on the faces of Brazil fans

r|t|c, Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:25 (eleven years ago) link

jagielka jones and milner at the maracana is basically a hate crime

r|t|c, Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

Got any choice gifs of that crowd?

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago) link

think Brasil wd've been better off practising against cones tbh

Doctor Who's on first (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago) link

Hulk is the Brazilian Rooney, only not as good

Number None, Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

10 quid says Baines has shat himself

Doctor Who's on first (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:34 (eleven years ago) link

kin ell this is excruciating

can luiz just cunt one in and then the ref abandons the game

r|t|c, Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:38 (eleven years ago) link

lmao "ball for rooney... just couldnt quite bring it under his spell"

r|t|c, Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:40 (eleven years ago) link

mic-ing of the England bench is the best thing about this

Doctor Who's on first (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

nice of phil neal and lawrie mcmenemy to show up tbh

r|t|c, Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

just waiting for the theo gets nutmegged by a 10 yard backheel gif

r|t|c, Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:48 (eleven years ago) link


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