Shame we turned button into a world class keeper ;)
― oppet, Saturday, 9 August 2014 14:34 (nine years ago) link
pritchard is to you what gudmundsson is to us, except he's playing centrally and running it. v good player. we've decided to hack him it seems
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Saturday, 9 August 2014 14:36 (nine years ago) link
Pritchard looks the business. Not convinced we should play dallas and judge together.
― oppet, Saturday, 9 August 2014 14:42 (nine years ago) link
oh fuck off, our new keeper's a catch and flop
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Saturday, 9 August 2014 14:42 (nine years ago) link
keepers with reactionary distribution piss me right off
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Saturday, 9 August 2014 14:43 (nine years ago) link
He don't look great.
What is this drinks break shit.
― oppet, Saturday, 9 August 2014 14:45 (nine years ago) link
hmm
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Saturday, 9 August 2014 14:52 (nine years ago) link
Taking odubajo off seems stupid even if tebar will improve central mid.
― oppet, Saturday, 9 August 2014 15:08 (nine years ago) link
our left-back wiggins has had an absolute nightmare so far, want him subbed asap
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Saturday, 9 August 2014 15:12 (nine years ago) link
andre bikey: not a winger
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Saturday, 9 August 2014 15:16 (nine years ago) link
oh fuck off manuel neuer
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Saturday, 9 August 2014 15:17 (nine years ago) link
fuck me
― oppet, Saturday, 9 August 2014 15:17 (nine years ago) link
oh fuck off OUR keeper too, slowing it down every fucking time. hate him already
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Saturday, 9 August 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link
ok no longer fuck off :D
oh now he's fucking good is he, Henderson.
― oppet, Saturday, 9 August 2014 15:23 (nine years ago) link
button's save was slightly more ridiculous tbf
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Saturday, 9 August 2014 15:25 (nine years ago) link
IGOR
ffs. Button u cunt.
― oppet, Saturday, 9 August 2014 15:26 (nine years ago) link
i was about to post 'it's fair to say that both keepers will have done their jobs today', which will have been fairly amusing
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Saturday, 9 August 2014 15:27 (nine years ago) link
Ffs ffs ffs. Not really sure what our attacking plan is here other than win corners and fuck them up.
― oppet, Saturday, 9 August 2014 15:37 (nine years ago) link
note to brentford: we have two huge, imposing, physical, slow centre backs. please keep crossing it in
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Saturday, 9 August 2014 15:38 (nine years ago) link
innit. we're a really short team as well.
― oppet, Saturday, 9 August 2014 15:41 (nine years ago) link
calum harriott i have 0 words
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Saturday, 9 August 2014 15:42 (nine years ago) link
Oh christ wtf.
― oppet, Saturday, 9 August 2014 15:43 (nine years ago) link
lol mccormack has been the worst player on the pitch lol
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Saturday, 9 August 2014 15:45 (nine years ago) link
.
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Saturday, 9 August 2014 15:47 (nine years ago) link
YASS. just after trying another shit cross to your big lads too.
McCormack has been waste and needs to move back to centre mid. He couldn't handle decent wingers in league one ffs.
― oppet, Saturday, 9 August 2014 15:48 (nine years ago) link
harriott needs strangling
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Saturday, 9 August 2014 15:56 (nine years ago) link
anyway, jolly well played sir, luck for the season, toodle-pip etc
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Saturday, 9 August 2014 15:58 (nine years ago) link
harriot won't make it south of the river alive if there's any justice.
button needs to not be doing that sort of thing. mccormack out. tebar in. don't take off odubajo at half time. gray isn't a championship level striker yet.
thanks for playing imago. i'm glad to have got the first ILF derby out of the way. now i get to spend a week in the lake district worrying about whether we've beaten dagenham in the league cup.
― oppet, Saturday, 9 August 2014 16:02 (nine years ago) link
Fulham team: Joronen, Hoogland, Stafylidis, Hutchison, Bodurov, Parker, Dembele, Hyndman, David, Burgess, McCormack
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Saturday, 9 August 2014 16:05 (nine years ago) link
tommy smith's mere presence did change things tbf - poxy deflection or otherwise. he'll be important for youse, 'knows the league' etc
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Saturday, 9 August 2014 16:06 (nine years ago) link
fuck me fulham have turned over some staff
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Saturday, 9 August 2014 16:07 (nine years ago) link
two of the cuddliest managers in the league
― The aim of Rooney is spot correct (Daphnis Celesta), Saturday, 9 August 2014 16:10 (nine years ago) link
oh fuck
wouldn't rile xelab for the next few days
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Saturday, 9 August 2014 16:45 (nine years ago) link
although the damned united must be the merest of palliatives
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Saturday, 9 August 2014 16:50 (nine years ago) link
"This is what I am used to [Championship football], this is where I think I belong and tactically I think we got it right."I am in charge, I am the head man and I will take responsibility."
"I am in charge, I am the head man and I will take responsibility."
Oh, Hockadaypaws.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 9 August 2014 17:26 (nine years ago) link
Lol! I can still remember the days when fans would be calling for the manager's head after at least a run of bad results. One of the LUFC callers said "When you hire a non-league manager for a club the size of Leeds, they won't understand the expectations of the job."
We might have an unbalanced squad and have sold our best player, but hey! at least we are working within the financial parameters set by the FFP regulationshttp://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/historyb/Praise.gif
― autumn reckoning faction (xelab), Saturday, 9 August 2014 18:40 (nine years ago) link
There is no way that was a 4-0 game, it actually should have been 5. http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/guns/smiley-killing-himself.gif
― autumn reckoning faction (xelab), Saturday, 9 August 2014 18:43 (nine years ago) link
:D that gif!
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Saturday, 9 August 2014 19:32 (nine years ago) link
lol and robins is gone
― r|t|c, Sunday, 10 August 2014 09:14 (nine years ago) link
damn i wish i'd made that joke yesterday now
― The aim of Rooney is spot correct (Daphnis Celesta), Sunday, 10 August 2014 09:17 (nine years ago) link
dave hockaday deathclock into overdrive
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Sunday, 10 August 2014 09:28 (nine years ago) link
Robins was already doomed when Hoyle got rid of his back-room team which included some of his close friends, most managers would have walked at this point. Not impressed with how our chairman has dealt with this tbh, type of unclassy conduct you expect from that circus up the m62. I guess Robins was waiting for the pay-off and I don't blame him for that.
― autumn reckoning faction (xelab), Sunday, 10 August 2014 10:37 (nine years ago) link
looks like jackett's finally bagged big chris wood. good stuff
― r|t|c, Sunday, 10 August 2014 12:39 (nine years ago) link
wonder if that means the Max Clayton deal will fall thru.
anyway, hurricane giving it lots outside plus some mickey mouse friendly on the other channel means i don't think i'll bother going to the pub this afty, it's streaming time
― The aim of Rooney is spot correct (Daphnis Celesta), Sunday, 10 August 2014 13:00 (nine years ago) link
I'm off to play football against a team from Norfolk, so if Wolves lose, at least we might avenge you
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Sunday, 10 August 2014 13:04 (nine years ago) link
it's quite funny - they're called Norfolk In Chance, which is meaningless and defeats the pun, but I worked out that they COULD be called Norfolk Enchants, which works beautifully, but they simply lack the requisite imagination. this portends well
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Sunday, 10 August 2014 13:08 (nine years ago) link
lazy zing about living in Norfolk being punishment enough etc
― The aim of Rooney is spot correct (Daphnis Celesta), Sunday, 10 August 2014 13:09 (nine years ago) link
oh shit, it's the battle of the narrow boat heavens
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Sunday, 10 August 2014 13:10 (nine years ago) link
It is fucking ridiculous, there must be some Lilyshite scum who has a say in the tv fixtures at Sky. I can't say I'm bothered our home game against them is on, there is too much unpleasantness around this game for my delicate sensibilities these days and there is a risk of getting locked in the ground for half an hour afterwards.
― xelab, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 17:42 (eight years ago) link
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/jordan-rhodes-to-middlesbrough-blackburn-rovers-reject-14m-offer-for-scotland-striker-10440233.htmlBlackburn resist a £14 mill offer for Rhodes, we have a 20% of anything in excess of the 8 we sold for sell-on clause. We still have pretty much the same defence that shipped 75 goals last season and need a CB so please sell.
― xelab, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 20:00 (eight years ago) link
I always thought he would be in the big-time by now, not plotting another sideways move in the Champ.
― xelab, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 20:05 (eight years ago) link
that whole scenario is so pathetic in the true sense
― the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 20:13 (eight years ago) link
He might yet become one of the most highly paid and clinical finishers never to play in the top flight. I have given up caring and just want them to sell before his stock goes like the weimar mark. But you are right it is pathetic.
― xelab, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 20:35 (eight years ago) link
in your position i'd wanna maximize the return, but a 14 million deal between two clubs who look no more likely to have promotion chances after it's done, and Rhodes's never knowing whether he'd cut it in the top flight...
― the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 21:04 (eight years ago) link
We've made our most important signing in advance of the league kick-off tomorrow:
http://www.herefordfc.co.uk/2015/08/06/bulls-add-pedigree-with-ronaldo-signing/
1300 season tickets sold and another 2200 home fans with tickets for the match. 2000 tickets for Tuesday's game against Stourport, whose normal gate is around 100.
The league have set up a crisis working group to help sides that have no idea how to deal with these kind of numbers. The FA have been no help, saying a penalty has to be enacted for it to means something (which is fair enough) and that the teams just just revel in the big payday.
― suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Friday, 7 August 2015 11:34 (eight years ago) link
Your new signing would probably skin Hudson for pace. Good luck to the Bulls this season, it wasn't that long ago we were both in L1 and Lionel Ainsworth had a blinder against us and then unfortunately we signed him:(
Rumours that QPR have enquired about Smithies, would be sad to see him leave - our goals against would be a lot worse without him and he has been so solid + consistent for years now.
― xelab, Friday, 7 August 2015 15:15 (eight years ago) link
we're just punting hopeful 1m bids for someone half decent to play backup to green. no one's going to bite
brighton forest has been reassuringly average. antonio on the break is dougie's plans a thru z. gulls more enterprising but wishy-washy, can't remember if rohan ince sits or plays box to box but he should probably replace one of kayal and stephens
bruno greer dunk bong is a funny backline though
― r|t|c, Friday, 7 August 2015 19:46 (eight years ago) link
i am just going to suggest "konstantin kirschbaumer's bogus journey" as the new thread title and hope someone raises me by 3pm
― r|t|c, Friday, 7 August 2015 19:51 (eight years ago) link
fuck that's so soon
― imago, Friday, 7 August 2015 22:33 (eight years ago) link
Parachute money fails to deploy - the Football League and beyond 2015-16
― the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 August 2015 22:37 (eight years ago) link
nice one
― imago, Friday, 7 August 2015 22:42 (eight years ago) link