Skyfall:UEFA Champions League 2015/16

Group A: Paris St-Germain, Real Madrid, Shakhtar Donetsk, Malmo

Group B: PSV Eindhoven, Manchester United, CSKA Moscow, Wolfsburg

Group C: Benfica, Atletico Madrid, Galatasaray, Astana,

Group D: Juventus, Manchester City, Sevilla, Borussia Monchengladbach

Group E: Barcelona, Bayer Leverkusen, Roma, BATE Borisov

Group F: Bayern Munich, Arsenal, Olympiakos, Dinamo Zagreb

Group G: Chelsea, Porto, Dynamo Kiev, Maccabi Tel-Aviv

Group H: Zenit Saint Petersburg, Valencia, Lyon, Gent

Man City group is p sweet. As is Barca's. Chelsea got the best draw but I guess that makes sense as they were seeded #1. Memphis back to PSV already.

group f there is in the order that it will be in when the ties have all been played

Watching Leverkusen - Lazio and Son isn't playing, apparently he's on his way to Spurs which should please mizzell. Guess that means they've given up on Beharino I dunno.

Calhanoglu is so good

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ack, this move me makes me anxious. i love son, though haven't seen much of him since he joined leverkusen, but spurs have been burned through so many promising young players. spurs' twitter using the hast tag here comes the son is an inauspicious start, imo. calhanoglu had some tough words for him leaving.

man u team for tonight: De Gea; Darmian, Smalling, Blind, Shaw; Schweinsteiger, Herrera; Young, Mata, Memphis; Martial

looks like a decent attaking side, what the hell is this lvg guy doing?

where young, mata and memphis will actually play i'm not sure

It's Mata at #10, Memphis left, Young right apparently

excited!

God speed NN, looking forward to this too obv :)

Young is playing right because our worst player, Brenet, is a right-footed left-back -_-

have you watched Memphis in the league at all this season? Curious if you have any insight as to why it hasn't quite happened for him yet

That means only blind is sort of out of position, wtf is going on?

Xp lbi!

Herrera's out of position too tbf. I don't really like him in a midfield two

Hey guys! Go-to place, this right here. The draw for this group pulled me back in :)

NN: I think he's not quite gelling because he's just not as good as he will be someday. You've seen his touch of individual class in those goals against Brugge alone, but he still needs to learn a helluva lot. At PSV he lost possession a lot, but it didn't matter because he could score two brilliant goals nearly every game. At ManU, in the PL, not so much.

No doubt that it will come, but he really needs time to get used to the PL I think. Time you're rarely granted in the PL.

tv3 commentary a full second ahead of picture you fuckkkkinnnnngggnnnngggg cuuuunnntttssss do your fuckinnnnnggggnnnnngggg jobbbbssss

hows that not a penalty/red

RIP Shaw

Xp never a pen

Dutch tv refuses to replay the incident bcz of how bad it looked :(

it's a red card tackle anywhere but in the box, reckless as to how he hit the opponenet and out of control of his momentum

that is absolutely devastating

poor lad

I've seen the replay and haven't seen anything awful ito angle of leg or anything tbh

tv3 just confirmed another camera angle won't be shown...... fuck

Horrific...

not able to watch this on my feeble connection but shit, i'm gutted for him

I've seen it again

It's 100% a red card. Completely reckless and out of control

Yeah, saw the replays myself now. Terrible tackle, red card.

25s ago20:22

35 min: I’ve just seen a still of the aftermath of Luke Shaw’s clash with Hector Moreno and I think it’s safe to say the poor lad’s ankle is badly broken. If you’ve a strong stomach, you can probably find a picture of it on Twitter. Probably better just to take my word for it, though.

yeah, fuck that :(

Had to be. Shame though.

Shouldn't have been on the pitch any more, but it's not underserved imho

Guy's still in the ambulance. 2015 people: https://twitter.com/LukeShaw23/status/643872862546317312

ffs

Lol Mata, lol Young

the Memphis Martial partnership looks seriously promising

19 year old showing Rooney right up

Sweet Morata finish and Juve are 2-1 up having done next to nothing all game.

Next to nothing all season tbh.

Sensational! :D

man maybe juve's literally just now finding their form but i can't believe man city lost

bringing on Fellaini there lost us the point

They should just revoke City's CL place or give it to the team in fifth, anything other than just letting them squander it season after season.

But that would deny us the pleasure of watching them mess it up

Is there an EPL thread in ILE?

'no swears and don't sit on the floor -Premier league 2015-16'

Which to go for Roma v Barca , Olympiakos v Bayern, or Valencia v Zenit?

Hazard penalty miss? Not watching that trash but would be interested to know how Zahavi gets on.

Salah is looking good for Roma.

Was about to say Zenit have been awful recently and they just scored.

Roma have looked p decent so far.

Suarez one nil. Might be an idea to get within 10 yards of Rakitic maybe?

Lol. Arsenal losing.

Fuck what a goal!!!!!

Omg

Florenzi from 40 yards!!!!!

omg

Real win on pens. 121st minute winner would be so much better.

navas has 9/29 saved, oblak 7/24 so not a lot of difference
oblak has saved 2/3 since he has been at atletico, vs messi and muller

long day, Atleti so much more imposing in the 2nd half of real time, down to the audio coverage now

they are in atleti time now tho

I hope Clattenberg's learned the Spanish for 'your mother is a whore'.

juanfran is a more competent attacking wingback than had been suspected

than will have been suspected by less seasoned liga bbva viewers

torres needs replacing by correa unless the latter is useless (maybe idk)

it took pepe 110 minutes to get booked, it's like a new beckett play

New Beckett play

lol / lol xp

As John Hartson would say, it's looking like pels.

find it almost impossible to envisage torres scoring a penalty

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Don't think I ever wanted a player to die as much as Pepe. This is really bringing out he worst in me.

Thank you babby Jesus for the pens

Feeling not sorry for Loltorres already

you weren't here but i called that miss

that's disappointing but some consolation from the notifications

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Can't believe Pepe never got yellow carded for his play acting. Don't like to see that ever

if ever, if ever a situation called for a panenka, that was it

Anything on the telly tonight?

oh look one of barca and real won

They've turned the tellyvoff in the pub, I wanted to see Gareth Bale announced as player of the match by BT Sports viewers.

big risk from zidane picking young lad to take the first peno and leave ronaldo last. if kid missed and they lost 4-3 on pens they'd be calling for his head. 5th pens are prob not taken half the time but i suppose ronaldo knew it could be the one for glory

Real having their open top bus printed up with 11 Times Champions or whatever and rolling through the streets of Madrid within nine hours of winning the trophy in a completely different country is some next level shit.

they know a thing or two about making buses run on time, true