This is the thread where you roll up the rim to win

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I didn't even say ONE SICK THING. You guys and your bum-play! I just like the feeling of my tongue going into the hole, especially when a little bit of the cream has come out as a sort of "lube".

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Re: Noodles' last post: MUST GET TO STARBUCK'S NOW. CAT-POO COFFEE!!!

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

...and what did I win? Nothing. That's right - nada. Fuxing Tom Hofums (as coined by M Hanle y)

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 01:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

i really really prefer crullers.

― anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 01:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

The blatant perversity in recent posts proves to me that there is in fact a deity, and he has a smiling face.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 01:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's really no wonder that people don't want to talk to me very much around here. I don't blame any of you.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 05:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

I haven't rolled up the rim even once yet.

― slutsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 06:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

I pefer Crimson Binome to rogue-boy I'll have you know.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 14:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

I still have won nothing, and I buy enough cappucino to fund the government of some small country. I am cursed.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 14:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

You know Noodles, I was kinda wondering if you were computer generated. I WANT TO GO TO TIM'S NOW.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 14:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, Andria left me for that wanker Matrix, dude needs anger management classes something fierce.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 15:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

And a shower (?).

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 15:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

With Andria?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 15:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

WUKKA WUKKA WUKKA!

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 15:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.nsknet.or.jp/~motoshi/moxfiles/xpic/reboot.jpg
The winning cup is out there!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 16:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

I just won a cookie, bah!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 21:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

Revive?! Anyway, I won a coffee on Saturday, drank it, then absent-mindedly threw away the cup without checking it. I'M FUCKING DOOMED!!!

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 17:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

I just won a coffee too. Fantastic. By the way, for those who are interested in what I finally decided on for the donut, it was a Boston Cream, because the location where I redeemed didn't have blueberry fritters.

Our receptionist today just mentioned that Tim's puts nicotine in their coffee to make them addictive. The sad thing is, I can see it...I drink these things like crazy.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

I won a muffin! I won a muffin! I won muffin!

I never win anything, so I felt so triumphant. Nobody should be that excited over a banana muffin.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yay Nicole!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Where are you again, Nicole, that you have access to the glory of Tim's?

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

What are you talking about, Nicole? What else are we supposed to be excited about? That muffin is going to taste so SWEET. Sean, it's crack in there, I tell you!

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

Our receptionist today just mentioned that Tim's puts nicotine in their coffee to make them addictive. The sad thing is, I can see it...I drink these things like crazy.

The lesson here is don't listen to the receptionist.
MSG, Nicotine, crack, salt, monkey cum, I mean is there anything they DON'T put into Tim Horton's coffee?

That muffin will taste do I dare say, like VICTORY!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Man, I wish I could see the factory where they have the monkeys doing their business into the beans.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wait, no I don't.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hi Dan!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Where are you again, Nicole, that you have access to the glory of Tim's?

Michigan. In fact, the Tim's that I go to is directly across the street from my apartnment, so I'm lucky to have a cappucino dealer so close by. What would I do without my fix?

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

I ran out of Tim's coffee about three weeks ago--I had a giant amount sent to me. It was wonderful, delicious, and so satisfying to drink it out of my Tim's mug. Man, I sound like a commercial.

What I wouldn't give for a dutchie right now.

― cybele, Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Pass the dutchie ...

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

You have seen the Tim Horton's in far away places commercials their running right? Foreign students, sailors and such.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.timhortons.com/english/content_2211.html#True

Tim Hortons coffee is more than just coffee - it's a part of people's lives and lifestyles. This is the basis for the popular "True Stories" series of TV commercials, which began airing in English Canada in 1997.

The series began with the story of Lilian, a lovely older lady who would walk quite a distance to get her Tim Hortons coffee. Over the years, viewers have enjoyed the true stories of Sammi, the loveable Golden Retriever; Natalie McMaster, a Canadian fiddling sensation; cowboys from Western Canada; Shorty Jenkins, the ice maker; surfers from Atlantic Canada and train engineers who couldn’t resist making an “unscheduled stop”. In the fifth "True Stories" commercial, Tim Hortons responds to the pleas of sailors in the Canadian navy, stationed in Kuwait, who miss home and the taste of Tim Hortons coffee. And most recently, viewers met David Mole, a Canadian student studying abroad at the University of Glasgow in Scotland.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ha ha ha Mr. Noodles. I gots the kutchie, but no dutchie!

― cybele, Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Rah for muffin love!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hooray for Nicole! All that rimming was bound to pay off eventually.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

PERVERT! SICK! WRONG! Well done. This will get us both finally condemned to Asshatry, yes?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

One can only hope.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

*counts seconds*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dan and Ned are:
http://www.lucidcafe.com/gallery/artarchive/mang/mang2.gif

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 16:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.nedscape.com/nedherring/nedinwater.gif

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 18:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

WELL GOOD GOD DAMN. I redeemed my free coffee and rolled up the rim on it, and I got ANOTHER FREE COFFEE. This is my day!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 19:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

Someone has a horseshoe up his ass today!

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 19:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

So that's what felt so uncomfortable!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 19:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

And yet you were still able to say "WELL GOOD GOD DAMN...This is my day!"

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 19:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

i just won R2000!! in a logo design competition!

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 21:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Did you have to roll up to anyone's rim to claim the prize?

(Seriously, congrats!)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 21:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

no, but i don't actually have the money yet so we'll see! and thanks! 12 american dollars!! (16 canadian!!!!!)

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 21:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

I finally won a donut the other day. But I bet I'll lose it before I get to claim my free apple fritter. Mmmm fritter...

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 27 March 2003 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Keep it behind your ear like a carpenter's pencil.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 27 March 2003 02:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

I wonder if there's a contest where you win donut bitch.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 27 March 2003 02:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oooh, can we warp this thread into a conversation about honey glazed asses, like happened in the Shania thread?

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 27 March 2003 02:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

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