Classic or dud: pissing on your belt

Lol! That's the bathroom in a mall. I've pissed in front of those ladies a few times.

Here's my fun (non-shit-shelf) toilet:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Aw5TUvbjcKI/Sc_AX08cVcI/AAAAAAAAADU/SD0HQjXqsPw/s1600-h/toilet.jpg

the solution to this problem is obviously to shit in the bidet

I was pleased to have learned so much about American light switches from the other topic, but I'm not sure I'm quite so pleased to be an expert on the shit shelf.

That said, now I have to try one at least once. Before my metaphysical suicide, presumably.

errr.. that should've been
http://i34.tinypic.com/2e3y6if.jpg

hey that's pretty cool

secret message to thread starter:

is your belt dry yet?

"for some reason, it smells like bologna"

Chefs, people who cook professionally, have to take I think three samples a year to be checked to make sure they are not passing on cholera or something

Is this correct? American cooks don't have to do squat (heh heh) except show up for work and not bleed in the salad. (By law anyway, individual restaurants may ask for shit samples, I don't know.)

pretty certain Quiznos asks for shit samples, which they then put in the sandwiches

is your belt dry yet?

never dry again, never forget Night of the Wet Belts 13/10/09

xpost lol Dan

Related: pissing on your pants and underwear while taking a shit. It happens. The nozzle goes out of control and the stream shoots between the seat and the bowl onto your clothes.

that is the stuff of nightmares

Does anyone else have the constant battle with the "last drop" that manages to soil yr fresh underwear no matter how much you shake?

really enjoying the pisscussion here

it's a stream of conciousness

Does anyone else have the constant battle with the "last drop" that manages to soil yr fresh underwear no matter how much you shake?

there used to be a poem about it, at first a rhyming one but the free verse version was more powerful

no matter how you shake and dance
the last drop always falls
like snow on cedars

if you wanna talk about the "no. 1" of yore urine the right place

Related: pissing on your pants and underwear while taking a shit. It happens. The nozzle goes out of control and the stream shoots between the seat and the bowl onto your clothes.

Jesse you are like almost begging me to post something here that you probably don't actually want me to post.

wow i'm just gonna savor the "yore urine" euphony y'all. goddamn.

shit's getting heated on this thread^^

SPEAK JENNY SPEAK

last drop of what?

xp - Jenny, is this related to the dimensions of my manhoodliness?

(xxpost) absolutly steaming

few things are worse than the morning split stream

wait i just clicked 'bookmark'

why did i do that

dan otm

No, it's related to a similar mishap that might happen when you are standing up to pee and accidentally poop on the floor.

Whoops.

also jesse is otm, i have had ,,this'' happen

xp wait, no, god

holy lolz

looooooool

Why would I not want you to tell everyone that you did that? I don't care.

lol to that xp

yoga flame for all time

split stream
http://bornandbreded.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/crossed.jpg

when I saw that woman accidentally shit on the floor on Flavor of Love, I thought that culture had peaked. UNTIL NOW.

lock thread bathroom door

is the first part of your post too long to make a username xp

am twittering to friend with German wife about this mysterious poop shelf design, will report back

twitter.com/poopooshelf

Is it true that in Europe, the belt goes on the inside of the pants?

A++++, sir

Not only that, but in the UK, pants go on the inside.

btw interactions like the above are why it's so delightful to hang out with jesse and jenny in real life (not being sarcastic)

Does anyone else have the constant battle with the "last drop" that manages to soil yr fresh underwear no matter how much you shake?

In high school we dubbed this P.U.D. Post-urine drip.

btw interactions like the above are why it's so delightful to hang out with jesse and jenny in real life (not being sarcastic)

Except for the part where Jesse poops on the floor sometimes.

Jenny wears a ShamWow instead of a tampon.

archers of durchlauf

WOW

can I just... wow