Classic or dud: pissing on your belt

if you wanna talk about the "no. 1" of yore urine the right place

Related: pissing on your pants and underwear while taking a shit. It happens. The nozzle goes out of control and the stream shoots between the seat and the bowl onto your clothes.

Jesse you are like almost begging me to post something here that you probably don't actually want me to post.

wow i'm just gonna savor the "yore urine" euphony y'all. goddamn.

shit's getting heated on this thread^^

SPEAK JENNY SPEAK

last drop of what?

xp - Jenny, is this related to the dimensions of my manhoodliness?

(xxpost) absolutly steaming

few things are worse than the morning split stream

wait i just clicked 'bookmark'

why did i do that

dan otm

No, it's related to a similar mishap that might happen when you are standing up to pee and accidentally poop on the floor.

Whoops.

also jesse is otm, i have had ,,this'' happen

xp wait, no, god

holy lolz

looooooool

Why would I not want you to tell everyone that you did that? I don't care.

lol to that xp

yoga flame for all time

split stream
http://bornandbreded.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/crossed.jpg

when I saw that woman accidentally shit on the floor on Flavor of Love, I thought that culture had peaked. UNTIL NOW.

lock thread bathroom door

is the first part of your post too long to make a username xp

am twittering to friend with German wife about this mysterious poop shelf design, will report back

twitter.com/poopooshelf

Is it true that in Europe, the belt goes on the inside of the pants?

A++++, sir

Not only that, but in the UK, pants go on the inside.

btw interactions like the above are why it's so delightful to hang out with jesse and jenny in real life (not being sarcastic)

Does anyone else have the constant battle with the "last drop" that manages to soil yr fresh underwear no matter how much you shake?

In high school we dubbed this P.U.D. Post-urine drip.

btw interactions like the above are why it's so delightful to hang out with jesse and jenny in real life (not being sarcastic)

Except for the part where Jesse poops on the floor sometimes.

Jenny wears a ShamWow instead of a tampon.

archers of durchlauf

WOW

can I just... wow

quimwow

can't wait till I go to class tomorrow and explain what I was doing instead of the reading.

omg @ all of u

yeah i'm supposed to be working, i can't be farting around in this thread all day

i mean shit i have an exam tomorrow

(xxxpost) the prof is unlikely to accept your watered down excuse...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8

you might say...that shit got shelved

another day down the crapper

Perhaps tomorrow you can make a U turn and be flushed with success.

Um, my father and I discovered the Japanese toilets with the "heated car wash" option on trip to Asia a few years ago. He has one in his remodel, and I've added the electrical outlet for one of my own, someday. I feel as though I've been a filthy savage for most of my life.

WASHLET

great now I have Del's "Pissin' on Your Steps Belt" on loop in my head

uh derelict please elaborate???????

I thought the shit shelf was designed to allow Germans to inspect their shit specifically because of the amount and variety of pork (and raw pork, can that be right?) they ate. This made them particularly susceptible to tapeworms, which gave them a special reason to want to inspect their shit.

ew ew ew, suddenly this thread isn't awesome anymore