Classic or dud: pissing on your belt

Whoops.

also jesse is otm, i have had ,,this'' happen

xp wait, no, god

holy lolz

looooooool

Why would I not want you to tell everyone that you did that? I don't care.

lol to that xp

yoga flame for all time

split stream
http://bornandbreded.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/crossed.jpg

when I saw that woman accidentally shit on the floor on Flavor of Love, I thought that culture had peaked. UNTIL NOW.

lock thread bathroom door

is the first part of your post too long to make a username xp

am twittering to friend with German wife about this mysterious poop shelf design, will report back

twitter.com/poopooshelf

Is it true that in Europe, the belt goes on the inside of the pants?

A++++, sir

Not only that, but in the UK, pants go on the inside.

btw interactions like the above are why it's so delightful to hang out with jesse and jenny in real life (not being sarcastic)

Does anyone else have the constant battle with the "last drop" that manages to soil yr fresh underwear no matter how much you shake?

In high school we dubbed this P.U.D. Post-urine drip.

btw interactions like the above are why it's so delightful to hang out with jesse and jenny in real life (not being sarcastic)

Except for the part where Jesse poops on the floor sometimes.

Jenny wears a ShamWow instead of a tampon.

archers of durchlauf

WOW

can I just... wow

quimwow

can't wait till I go to class tomorrow and explain what I was doing instead of the reading.

omg @ all of u

yeah i'm supposed to be working, i can't be farting around in this thread all day

i mean shit i have an exam tomorrow

(xxxpost) the prof is unlikely to accept your watered down excuse...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8

you might say...that shit got shelved

another day down the crapper

Perhaps tomorrow you can make a U turn and be flushed with success.

Um, my father and I discovered the Japanese toilets with the "heated car wash" option on trip to Asia a few years ago. He has one in his remodel, and I've added the electrical outlet for one of my own, someday. I feel as though I've been a filthy savage for most of my life.

WASHLET

great now I have Del's "Pissin' on Your Steps Belt" on loop in my head

uh derelict please elaborate???????

I thought the shit shelf was designed to allow Germans to inspect their shit specifically because of the amount and variety of pork (and raw pork, can that be right?) they ate. This made them particularly susceptible to tapeworms, which gave them a special reason to want to inspect their shit.

ew ew ew, suddenly this thread isn't awesome anymore

piles of shit on a shelf is okay but piles of wormy shit is a step beyond the pale?

AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH

nope, still funny

IMAGE POST

this thread has gone to shit

this thread is a shitshow

As a 1/2 German American, I can attest to the compulsion to marvel at my feces.

classic because then wolves will no the belt is yrs and not to borrow it

again, holy lolz

this thread is such a treasure, i want to print it out, put it on a shelf and inspect it

Can I just slightly derail to note that sometimes in English it is deemed useful to add "own" to make "your own" and sometimes it isn't? Compare this thread with the R.I.P. Boyzone singer one: Pissing on your belt / Choking on your own vomit. Nobody blinks at that "your own vomit" but what if this thread had been called "Pissing on your own belt" ?

English is weird sometimes.

Thank you, carry on! :-)

this changes the meaning of a girl having a shelf forever.