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Have some whisky.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 28 November 2004 03:50 (nineteen years ago) link

everyone stop!
actually I'm drunk too,
screw-top red red wine

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Screw top can be a good thing--but please tell me you're not drinking Thunderbird or Boone's Farm...

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:02 (nineteen years ago) link

it's organic stuff,
can't recall the label though.
also: can't find pants.

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Job well done, clearly.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:06 (nineteen years ago) link

matt you need to quit
for the night or you will serve
someone goat's head soup

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh christ it's half four. You know, you're right. I had a rough night. Nevertheless, I need to stop justifying this shit to myself by saying I had a rough night. Nevertheles, rough night.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:13 (nineteen years ago) link

im still fucking drunk from last night and its 8:45 pm. i feel like shit.

― chaki in charge (chaki), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:40 (nineteen years ago) link

apparently I
cannot take my own advice.
rock on, warriors!

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:49 (nineteen years ago) link

i just had a beer

― bulbs (bulbs), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:01 (nineteen years ago) link

DRINK
FECK
GIRLS

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Father Gear

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 28 November 2004 06:46 (nineteen years ago) link

TAHT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTTER

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 28 November 2004 07:17 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm not, and IT'S BUMMING ME OUT :( :( :(

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Sunday, 28 November 2004 07:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm not yet, but I have 2/3 a bottle of Jack I could do some damage with.

― It's hard to kill a horse with a flute (AaronHz), Sunday, 28 November 2004 07:54 (nineteen years ago) link

I am &up;

― Snush (x Jeremy), Sunday, 28 November 2004 07:55 (nineteen years ago) link

whoops. Guessed on that, but it didn't pan out.

― Snush (x Jeremy), Sunday, 28 November 2004 07:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey Mandee THE STEPFATHER was just on Sundance tonight. I saw your dream queen.

― It's hard to kill a horse with a flute (AaronHz), Sunday, 28 November 2004 07:56 (nineteen years ago) link

TERRY O'QUINN?

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 28 November 2004 08:03 (nineteen years ago) link

heh.

― It's hard to kill a horse with a flute (AaronHz), Sunday, 28 November 2004 08:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Ho. Ho ho ho.

― Bimble (bimble), Sunday, 28 November 2004 08:16 (nineteen years ago) link

riot is a riot

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Sunday, 28 November 2004 17:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I wish I were drunk, it's 4 in the morning here and I cannot sleep.

― Just Kate (papa november), Sunday, 28 November 2004 17:49 (nineteen years ago) link

It's 10:04 am here and I'm glad I'm not drunk -- not yet. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 28 November 2004 17:59 (nineteen years ago) link

five months pass...

So, I'm drunk, and bored, and if you can read this my Internet connection was working at the time I posted this. Is anyone else awake and bored? (Drunkenness a plus but not ncessary.)

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 9 May 2005 04:38 (nineteen years ago) link

i am awake and very bored but i am not drunk.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 9 May 2005 04:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Ooh! Ooh! I'm trying to be drunk and awake!

― giboyeux (skowly), Monday, 9 May 2005 04:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Fabulous.

In the meantime, I'm longing to rake my nails down someone's back, but there's no one within grasping range.
:^p

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 9 May 2005 04:51 (nineteen years ago) link

wha

― Amon (eman), Monday, 9 May 2005 04:54 (nineteen years ago) link

alllllRIGHT!

― giboyeux (skowly), Monday, 9 May 2005 04:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Well I'm glad you're happy.
:^X

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 9 May 2005 04:59 (nineteen years ago) link

;o{

― Amon (eman), Monday, 9 May 2005 05:04 (nineteen years ago) link

:^}

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 9 May 2005 05:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Happy-ish. Drinking alone is boring and lonely.

― giboyeux (skowly), Monday, 9 May 2005 05:05 (nineteen years ago) link

:-S

― Amon (eman), Monday, 9 May 2005 05:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Nighty night all. ;^}

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 9 May 2005 05:22 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...

I'm drunk!! Rahhhh!!!! On beer, pimms and champagne and all because i worked out a lift to work tomorrow morning for my friend Carol so she/we could get to work, and she could leave her car in town and also get drunk 'co it was her birthday last monday but she was ill then.

and we spent the evening talking about setting up an escort service.

idea #1: female escorts for gay dudes that haven't yet come out off the closet

idea # 2: shagging a bunch of her middle aged friendds for practice.

― Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 22:34 (eighteen years ago) link

All I wanted was one Melon Sunrise cocktail

Isn't cocktail a funny word?

― Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 22:36 (eighteen years ago) link

idea #1: female escorts for gay dudes that haven't yet come out off the closet

idea #3: cross-dressing escorts for gay dudes that want to appear straight in public but still want an expensive BJ from a man later on w/o the hassle of hiring two seperate people.

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 22:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh I should drink a beeer!!!!!

― get to thA CHOPPA / A++++++ SELLER (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 22:41 (eighteen years ago) link

I spent the vast majority of this past weekend drunk and eating at cookouts. Margaritas, whiskey, jungle juice, all sorts of beer, mixed in with a healthy dose of well-done ostrich, beef, and buffalo burgers, hot dogs, venison and italian sausage, and chicken kabobs.

― Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 22:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I drank some beers and some vodka and Red Bull but I'm not drunk enough, I'm considering the sherry in the kitchen but that's a bit of a desperate move.

I got hammered on Saturday tho.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 22:46 (eighteen years ago) link

I came home from work today, sat down, turned on iTunes, and made my self a kir. I doubt I'll actually get drunk, but I am drinking....

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

WTF is "JUNGLE JUICE"?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 12:16 (eighteen years ago) link

what's kir?

― Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 16:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Jungle Juice is the name given to a mix of liquor that is usually served for the sole purpose of becoming intoxicated. Often, it may include leftovers of many liquors along with a mixer (juice, cola, etc.) to make the clash of liquors easier to swallow. For example, jungle juice may contain rum, gin, tequila, vodka, whiskey and be mixed with orange juice for flavor and to stretch the quantity of alcohol. The combinations are endless.

― Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 16:25 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...

and we spent the evening talking about setting up an escort service.

What about men who service women (especially orally)...after talking a blue streak about how marvelous they are looking?

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 25 September 2005 04:55 (eighteen years ago) link

hey are you still up for some pushin' in the cushion?

― :o), Sunday, 25 September 2005 21:35 (eighteen years ago) link

DRUNXXXORS!

― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Sunday, 25 September 2005 21:44 (eighteen years ago) link

i drank a lot of beers, in camden town, tonite

― terry lennox. (gareth), Sunday, 25 September 2005 23:10 (eighteen years ago) link

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