God needed a manager for Birmingham
― The Boyler, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 23:47 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm pretty sure God bailed out on Birmingham some time back.
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 23:48 (sixteen years ago) link
God needed a manager for Birmingham Ebsfleet
― AlanSmithee, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 23:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Y'know, I'm not sure we're giving this post the attention it deserves. Magnificent.
ZEE 10 POINT ACTION PLAN FOR ENGLAND
1. sack Steve McClown
2. Get rid of Barwick, replace with David Boyle
3. Bring David James back for stability ...If David James woz in goal tonight he would have known about Kranjcar
4. Bring in Matty Taylor instead of Scummer bridge
5. Bring in Glen Jonno Johnson at right back, he would have been up against Kranjcar tonite
6. Switch Micah Richards to Centre Back
7. Instal Harry Redknapp as part time manager with Jamie Redknapp as assistant and Louise as half time totty cheerleader
8. go web2.0 with rateyourenglandplayers.com - Social media and user generated content is the future
9. instal systems thinking courses, there is more than 4-4-2 or 4-5-1
10. copy Arsene Wenger's Arsenal Blueprint of quick passing football
DISCUSS !
-- djmartian, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 22:44 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 23:50 (sixteen years ago) link
My mind blew at point 8 and I was all like -3D6 against zings.
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 23:51 (sixteen years ago) link
EVERY SINGLE ONE A GEM except #6 which is actually sensible and maybe #10 which is only funny because it turns up so late.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 23:51 (sixteen years ago) link
England to start with strike force of Darren Bent and Surfjan Stevens
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 23:53 (sixteen years ago) link
I've already expressed my djmartian love. There is no more to add.
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 23:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Group: Sack McLaren As England Manager Network: Global Size: 4,395 members Type: Sports & Recreation - Professional Sports New: 1,487 More Members, 9 Board Topics, 415 Wall Posts, 1 Video
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 23:54 (sixteen years ago) link
Back five = Bloc Party + drumming gorilla from the Cadbury's Dairy Milk ad in goal.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 23:54 (sixteen years ago) link
xxxpost
Hey, Surfjan was starting Quartermaster for his college team, the Detroit Carjackers, for 3 consecutive pipecocks.
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 23:54 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/1xtra/tx/weekinpictures/media/pa_minnie_fa_405.jpg
Brian Barwick begins interview process for next England boss
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 23:55 (sixteen years ago) link
i think djmartian is playing to the gallery now : (
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 23:55 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 23:54 (34 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
Dude's only averaging 0.02 clownplanks a trimester, give over. No wonder he was drafted blue.
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 23:56 (sixteen years ago) link
New favourite for the England job is the drummer for Gay Dad.
― Herman G. Neuname, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 23:56 (sixteen years ago) link
england will regret not rooling a tournament with crouchinho. xxp
― whatever, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 23:56 (sixteen years ago) link
peter taylor
― whatever, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 23:57 (sixteen years ago) link
peter taylor 451, and not the sort that converts to 433 either.
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 23:58 (sixteen years ago) link
Y'know, it is kind of hilarious that EVEN NOW with Portsmouth higher in the table than Middlesbrough have ever been, no one is bothering to tip Harry Redknapp for the England role.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 23:59 (sixteen years ago) link
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Yeah, but he gribbled all those clownplanks coming off the sofa. That's still a sweet record if you factor in the strained metacarpal who sustained against the Salt Lake Quakers.
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 22 November 2007 00:00 (sixteen years ago) link
redknapp & england arrrggggggghghg??!!
― whatever, Thursday, 22 November 2007 00:00 (sixteen years ago) link
who=he, sorry. That nearly didn't make sense.
would SAGE Redknapp accept FA bouquet? survey NEGATIVE. results breed confidence, pompey uefa cup CHALLENGERS, what are England playing for?
― Just got offed, Thursday, 22 November 2007 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link
You know Mourinho will be offered the job.
― Herman G. Neuname, Thursday, 22 November 2007 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link
(Noodle Vague loses points WAY upthread for not making Oliver Hardy into Frank Lampard).
― Matt DC, Thursday, 22 November 2007 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link
NV i not computing what said d
― whatever, Thursday, 22 November 2007 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Fuck it, give the job to Alan Shearer. Germany and Holland had some success with untried managers, and there's no other fucking options available.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 22 November 2007 00:02 (sixteen years ago) link
At least they'll commit some fouls.
― onimo, Thursday, 22 November 2007 00:03 (sixteen years ago) link
http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/78046290.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193AC1AEE55EEB657A519CAB4387044117CA55A1E4F32AD3138
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 22 November 2007 00:03 (sixteen years ago) link
mourinho will shove job up barwick's ass
xp dom bollx
― whatever, Thursday, 22 November 2007 00:03 (sixteen years ago) link
I think you're forgetting Big Ron is available.
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 22 November 2007 00:03 (sixteen years ago) link
re: 7. Instal Harry Redknapp as part time manager with Jamie Redknapp as assistant and Louise as half time totty cheerleader
louise redknapp can organize the WAGS, bring in a NO WIN = NO SEX policy for qualifying matches for the next World Cup
― djmartian, Thursday, 22 November 2007 00:04 (sixteen years ago) link
"you need to attack this game like it's Neil Lennon's face"
― That mong guy that's shit, Thursday, 22 November 2007 00:05 (sixteen years ago) link
"Do you think those McDonalds endorsements are going to still be there if you don't win this one?"
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 22 November 2007 00:05 (sixteen years ago) link
4-1-4-1-5-1-6
― whatever, Thursday, 22 November 2007 00:07 (sixteen years ago) link
Bridge became a father in November 2006 with French girlfriend, model and actress, Vanessa Perroncel, who gave birth to their son Jaydon Jean Claude Bridge, and celebrated by signing a new 4-year contract with Chelsea on November 22, 2006.[14] Bridge regards "Horrid Henry and the Football Fiend" by Francesca Simon as his favourite book,[15] and Das EFX as his favourite band.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 22 November 2007 00:07 (sixteen years ago) link
bridge at MASSIVE fault for 2nd goal
― whatever, Thursday, 22 November 2007 00:08 (sixteen years ago) link
bridge nearly scores BEST OG IN ENGLAND HISTORY and this is the thanks he gets?
― Just got offed, Thursday, 22 November 2007 00:09 (sixteen years ago) link
Bridge was the worst player out there, in a heavily packed field
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 22 November 2007 00:10 (sixteen years ago) link
yep, McDonalds have lined by Steve McClown for Ronald McDonald role play in June 2008 to do in-store promotions across England.
Steve wants to stay on...so England and McDonalds need to get their money's worth.
― djmartian, Thursday, 22 November 2007 00:10 (sixteen years ago) link
Why does McLaren say he's not resigning? Is it for financial reasons or does he somehow think this is more honourable stance?
― Alba, Thursday, 22 November 2007 00:14 (sixteen years ago) link
bridge scores for opposition, picks up big checkkkkkk, goes home fux wife, game over
― whatever, Thursday, 22 November 2007 00:15 (sixteen years ago) link
If he resigns he wont get the full pay-off? After the abuse he's had since he took the job i'm not surprised he wants all the cash. x-post
― Herman G. Neuname, Thursday, 22 November 2007 00:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Massive payoff if he gets sacked.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 22 November 2007 00:15 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www2.talksport.net/
TALKSPORT PHONE-IN EXTENDED TIL 1:30AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 22 November 2007 00:18 (sixteen years ago) link
Scott Carson has apparently "only just come into the premiership"
McLaren should have taken Bridge off and played Barry at left-back.
Carson had a spread bet on first goal for Croatia.
Wasn't Sven still getting bucketloads of cash every week until he took the City job?
― AlanSmithee, Thursday, 22 November 2007 00:18 (sixteen years ago) link
it's ok i only let the first goal in........
― whatever, Thursday, 22 November 2007 00:20 (sixteen years ago) link
'Appy Arry's Swiss Bank Account?
― The Boyler, Thursday, 22 November 2007 00:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Mike Parry is for some reason talking about Stonewall Jackson on Talksport
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 22 November 2007 00:25 (sixteen years ago) link