guys, how do i meet "cougars"?

i like cougar pussy why because its intertsing

you can speak for me on that, that was on point

mh are you on some kind of unreliable narrator thing? a woman in a bar grabbed my shit oh noeeessss!!!

BRAGGIN 2007

haha at least it makes for a good story. nobody cares about the 943543th time i got my ass groped on the subway.

GUYS seriously, dudes have lusted after widows and divorcees since time immemorial, but most of the time it's been because men have felt free to treat them as whores and ruined women.

http://www.dealbreaker.com/images/entries/drudge+siren.gifTHE INTERNET: maybe a little sexist.http://www.dealbreaker.com/images/entries/drudge+siren.gif

also elmo otm.

No, that happened to my friend who talked to a lady in that circumstance. I've seen the same thing happen a few times, although in this case:

1. I sit down at bar.
2. Woman (LATER OUTED AS COUGAR) sits down a few seats down and repeatedly tries to make this weird flirty eye contact. I stare at beer. I observe her flirting agressively with targets in her "demo"
3. I leave bar, and later find out she pulled that move on a friend who did sit next to her and talk, although she was more interested in mentioning that she had a place, giving her contact info, etc. (groping)

And yeah, I'm not really up on random creepy women grabbing my junk! I might be missing out on a world of awesome.

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i wouldn't mind being compared to a cougar. they are voracious and ferocious

i just wanted an excuse to say "travesty"

no one ever compares me to a jungle cat ;_;

elmo otm, I have no idea if it's empowering in some way for women to flip that situation around and act like being divorced or older gives them motivation to live by a cougar set of rules, but more power to them if so.

i'd rather be a giraffe than a cougar

yes well it seems like this individual was irritating & problematic in ways that are a bit apart from the "cougar" issue we are carefully and respectfully discussing

xp man what

mh is rubbing the wrong way because instead of cougar sounding like an lol joek its sounding like an actual definitive designation

someone clearly needs to record a song called "cougar" immediately

giraffe sounds like slang for a dude who is aggressively into cunnilingus

no I think it's pretty awesome as a joke and I think it should be joked about freely without people thinking we're mocking all hot older ladies

guys who think older women are hot tend to announce their proclivity with the same kind of weird pride as guys who are all "look, i'm not racist, i'm totally into black chicks!"

motivation to live by a cougar set of rules

"headfirst into the flames" (3xpost)

i dunno the whole flehmen response would get old after awhile though. having to smell another giraffe's urine to see if they are in heat=total dud.

watch out for cougars, you're gonna get mauled!

Alex, I think that pretty much all groups of women can be hot, stfu.

i think we need to define the cut-off as 40, though, not 30, come on now

i think we all need to mouth the phrase "motivation to live by a cougar set of rules" over and over and over again

hence the necessity for a song with those lyrics in it!

nothing rhymes with cougar

i do too, mh, and i wasn't trying to diss you personally or anything

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nothing rhymes with cougar

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peter luger
freddy krueger

booger!

and a little more common, 9 Millimeter Ruger
16 shots, hollow points will go through ya

Jaggis Louger

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this is one of those bullshit sex and the city things huh

cougars are going to complain and feel even older and more withered than they already do if you mention freddy kruger in a song about them.

ha bell i just grabbed a pic of that

ain't that america, freddy kruger?
ain't that america, president?
i got the motivation to live by a cougar set of rules...
but that don't mean they won't get bent

http://youtube.com/watch?v=f8-DkQMEShY

http://youtube.com/watch?v=C8BI_lAJXfE

i was trying to find this lame ad i saw recently where a guy chooses fast food over a voracious older woman, following the advice of a werewolf buddy.

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Politics/ap_richard_lugar_070626_ms.jpg

^^ total giraffe

i would like to get voracious older women to buy me fast food right now.

but only a voracious one

demur women are bad cougars

demurE

motivation to live by a cougar set of rules

my friends' band is named Cougar (and their first album is called Law)

i wonder how they feel about the prevalence of this term