The simple joy of stupid spam names

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cat_princess_of_the_stars@hotmail.com
and Curly Dragon, re: esingapore frottant Kardinalskollegien

From:Mariam Abacha Lagos-Nigeria. Dear Sir, Following the sudden death of my
husband General Sani Abacha the late former head of state of Nigeria in june
1998, I have been thrown into a state of utter confusion, frustration and
hopelessness by the present civilian administration, I have been subjected to
physical and psychological torture by the security agents in the country. My
son was just released from detention two months ago by the Nigerian Government
for an offence he did not commit. As a widow that is so traumatized, I have
lost confidence with anybody within the country. You must have heard over the
media reports and the internet on the recovery of various huge sums of money
deposited by my husband in different security firms abroad, some companies
willingly give up their secrets and disclosed our money confidently lodged
there or many outright blackmail. In fact the total sum discovered by the
Government so far is in the tune of $700. Million dollars. And they are not
relenting to make me poor for life. I got your contacts through my personal
research, and out of desperation decided to reach you through this medium.I
will give you more information as to this regard as soon as you reply. I repose
great confidence in you hence my approach to you due to security network placed
on my day to day affairs I cannot afford to visit the embassy so that is why I
decided to contact you and I hope you will not betray my confidence in you. I
have deposited the sum of 30.000.000 million dollars with a security firm
abroad whose name is witheld for now until we open communication.I shall be
grateful if you could receive this fund into your account for safe keeping.
This arrangement is known to you and my son Ahmed alone, so my son will deal
directly with you as security is up my whole being.I am seriously considering
to settle down abroad in a friendly atmosphere like yours as soon as this fund
get into your account so that I can start all over again if only you wish, but
if it is impossible,just help me in diverting this fund into your account which
will accrue you 30% of this fund. Please honesty is the watch word in this
transaction.I will require your telephone and fax numbers so that we can
commence communication immediately and I will give you a more detailed picture
of things. In case you dont accept please do not let me out to the security as
I am giving you this information in total trust and confidence .I will greatly
appreciate if you accept my proposal in good faith. Please expedite action by
sending your reply to my son email address below. Sincerely Yours, HAJIA MARIAM
ABACHA. PLEASE REPLY VIA THIS EMAIL ADDRESS:: m_abachaa24@hknetmail.com

Isn't that more than the entire Earth GDP?

Grownup Q. Hear

Wow.

text =

"Huge Steroid Cocks & Tight Pussies"

"huge steroid cocks"!!!! wtf???

My weight was smothering medfhstwgh

menstruate hounding scoffer

?????

Perhaps the text of the email will enlighten me:

crawlers midwinter brawl identity humblest iii creamer theatrical illimitable polka taxicabs
existentialism tactual adoption mesenteric potentiality cost hopple pompano excerpted
acquaintance hoses exalts eukaryote admixed antietam crescent

bookkeeping excision talisman scallop scholarships aces exorcism scar pointed exacerbating
talker bothering hotelman savory humorous plum pour possessively terraces blurting adjourn
scandalous adjudicating

Oh well......

Failed V. Dope

"ice sang with an awe of its own, the wonder that the truth could feel so good. "I know..." "Here," he said, handing her the phone, "talk to my daughter while I hook another line up to the conference p her means."

subject

n Doc is in vbpp

uh huh!
 

Today's mail, which I stupidly deleted, Came from a chap with the 1st name of Thievery. How uncharacteristically honest!