'no worries'
― calstars, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 04:47 (fourteen years ago) link
"wow. just...wow."
― this is awful I want Togo home (harbl), Friday, 26 February 2010 01:29 (fourteen years ago) link
wow. just...wow.
― Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ (dyao), Friday, 26 February 2010 01:38 (fourteen years ago) link
"b-b-b-but" which seems to be really popular on ilx :(
― freebird manjunya (zvookster), Friday, 26 February 2010 01:43 (fourteen years ago) link
b-b-b-but
― joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Friday, 26 February 2010 01:45 (fourteen years ago) link
;_;
― freebird manjunya (zvookster), Friday, 26 February 2010 01:47 (fourteen years ago) link
when an acquaintance leaves a note for you on facebook or email after not having been in contact for a long period of time, and ends with "hope all is well" or "hope you are well"
― noted schloar (dyao), Friday, 5 March 2010 04:42 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah those well-wishers are such assholes
― mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Friday, 5 March 2010 06:24 (fourteen years ago) link
ehh it's always like "hey [I want/need you to do something]. hope you are well."
― noted schloar (dyao), Friday, 5 March 2010 06:37 (fourteen years ago) link
for zvookster:
B-b-but jungle is music!
― Tuomas, Monday, July 13, 2009 6:45 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
sorry, we dont allow "b-b-b"
― gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Monday, July 13, 2009 6:46 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
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― estela, Friday, 5 March 2010 06:44 (fourteen years ago) link
relol
― estela, Friday, 5 March 2010 06:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Hahaaa
But ohhhh yeah yr right, dyao, that is different - annoying, insincere
― mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Friday, 5 March 2010 06:49 (fourteen years ago) link
i love roxy's duchess streak.
― estela, Friday, 5 March 2010 07:02 (fourteen years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51tt7QEpC-L._SS400_.jpg
― henri grenouille (Frogman Henry), Friday, 5 March 2010 07:03 (fourteen years ago) link
This Altern 8 guy was otm back in the 05
― Shut That Maldoror (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 March 2010 10:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Just a couple of words...
"Yup" makes me think of every dork in high school I didn't want to hang out with. Same people who say "b-b-b-but..."
"Well..." pronounced "wool" subtracts two levels of social class straight away.
― Josefa, Friday, 5 March 2010 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, I was saying "yup" for a while as a replacement for "your welcome."
"Thank you.""Yup."
Realized for myself that it was a really annoying habit.
This, on the other hand: fuck off and don't come back to Baltimore.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 5 March 2010 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link
pretty much any phrase involving the word fart, especially when used by my annoying coworker.
"i had a brain fart"
or
"we were just fiddle-fartin' around"
makes me cringe every time.
― andrew m., Friday, 5 March 2010 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link
I'll stand w you on that, for some reason I really hate the word "fart" and people's willingness to use it for things totally un-gas-related.
― The other side of genetic power today (Laurel), Friday, 5 March 2010 17:02 (fourteen years ago) link
'tickety boo'
― salsa sharkshavin (salsa shark), Thursday, 18 March 2010 09:45 (fourteen years ago) link
people who overuse 'veritable' and 'veritably'
― 丫 power (dyao), Monday, 22 March 2010 06:18 (fourteen years ago) link
People used to write "in future", nomany, marketing types usually, write...
"Going forward"
No, fuck off, of course its going forward you fool, which other way could it possibly be going?
― Phil Will, Monday, 22 March 2010 11:24 (fourteen years ago) link
nomany = now many (Duh! how did that happen?)
― Phil Will, Monday, 22 March 2010 11:25 (fourteen years ago) link
forwards, not backwards, upward, not forward, and always twirling, twirling...!
― 丫 power (dyao), Monday, 22 March 2010 11:26 (fourteen years ago) link
― Josefa, Friday, March 5, 2010 11:08 AM (2 weeks ago)
fu
― harbl, Monday, 22 March 2010 11:35 (fourteen years ago) link
i don't think i pronounce it that way but still...what?
"I love FREEDOM" Doesn't being vague make you feel all proud?
― Evan, Monday, 22 March 2010 12:37 (fourteen years ago) link
ok i just realized i might actually say "wool" irl
― harbl, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 01:34 (fourteen years ago) link
See also "What? I dont even" and "Can I just" and so on.
Not that I mind any of em, they just seem to have asploded like warts online lately.
― ABBAcab (Trayce), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 03:57 (fourteen years ago) link
"Thanks in advance for...." because every motherfucking time I see those words in an email, it usually always precedes something I absolutely either don't want to do, said I wouldn't have time to do, and often never agreed to do, and likely got ratfucked into doing.
― Where's Mexican Waldo? (Cattle Grind), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 04:57 (fourteen years ago) link
also: "If you <insert activity> then the terrorists win". It's old and it wasn't all that funny to begin with.
"I just threw up in my mouth a little" - it's what 15 year olds say when they want to be funny but don't have the creativity to be....
― Where's Mexican Waldo? (Cattle Grind), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 04:59 (fourteen years ago) link
the overuse of 'basically'
― 丫 power (dyao), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 05:18 (fourteen years ago) link
I do that when I lost my train of thought.....
― Where's Mexican Waldo? (Cattle Grind), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 05:22 (fourteen years ago) link
I did throw up in my mouth a little bit this morning. I busted into the mens' room and spit it out into the urinal, because the sink would be wrong, and some guy was just coming out of the stall.
I felt better afterward and ate some tangerines.
― Zachary Taylor, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 05:25 (fourteen years ago) link
haha @ estela upthread. roxy is cool as fuck obv.
― harshbuzz to my chilt-on (zvookster), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 06:02 (fourteen years ago) link
"Threw up in my mouth a little bit" was on spongebob last night. I sure hope it doesn't catch on with my kid.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 10:51 (fourteen years ago) link
same with "I laughed so hard a little bit of wee came out", people should never ever say this again, yes I'm looking at you Davina McCall and Claudia Winkelman.
― Not the real Village People, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Both the mouth throwing up, and the wee making laughter lines *might* have me laugh the first time I heard them, but that was at least FIFTEEN YEARS AGO. Per Cattle Grind, you might want to up the ante and think of a new way to share these universal emotions...
― Bill A, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 12:51 (fourteen years ago) link
"full of win"
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 12:53 (fourteen years ago) link
"full of fail"
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 12:54 (fourteen years ago) link
"____ fail"
fuck you seriously
I'm starting to get fed up with "jumped the shark", especially when it's just a synonym for "isn't quite as good as it used to be" or "is exactly as good as it used to be, I'm just bored of it".
― bilbao baggins (88), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 13:40 (fourteen years ago) link
"Yup" makes me think of every dork in high school I didn't want to hang out with.
Aisha Tyler's character on the animated show "Archer" uses this and it is hilarious.
― Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 13:51 (fourteen years ago) link
"My bad" <--------- where and when and how did this happen?
― Is that your Ayrshire bacon? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 10:27 (fourteen years ago) link
this has been around for a while - presumably just netspeak that's crept into everyday speech.
― village idiot (dog latin), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 10:31 (fourteen years ago) link
it's from america dog latin
― conrad, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 10:32 (fourteen years ago) link
― Phil Will, Monday, March 22, 2010 9:24 PM (4 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
morelike 'moving forward'
― wilter, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 10:33 (fourteen years ago) link
co-workers will call u out on 'moving forward'
― wilter, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 10:34 (fourteen years ago) link
"My bad" goes back to at least 1992. One of those things I made fun of people enough for saying and it wormed its way into my vocabulary.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 10:39 (fourteen years ago) link