The Jon Lovtiz Subway ads are annoying but nowhere near as shoot-the-fukken-Television-like-Elvis annoying as Jared was.
― Rabbi Esteban Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― real savage-like (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link
This stupid book has been turning up in all of the new releases catalogs . It is haunting my dreams.
― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link
― real savage-like (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link
― THIS IS THE SOUND OF RADIOHEAD BEING BEATEN AT A GAME THEY WEREN'T EVEN BOL (slu, Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link
― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― real savage-like (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link
― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link
― real savage-like (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link
― THIS IS THE SOUND OF RADIOHEAD BEING BEATEN AT A GAME THEY WEREN'T EVEN BOL (slu, Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link
― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link
― real savage-like (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link
1. force self to pull faces at "fried chicken"2. masturbate furiously to Land o Lakes girl while crying into pillow3. take speech classes to pronouce "six inch chicken teriyaki" perfectly4. cease and desist the drinking of clarified butter5. make muscles to self in mirror6. more crying into pillow7. snake bites8. purchase and skim yoga book9. upgrade from NES to SNES10.change underwear11.tie hams to ankles12.rescue variety of rabid dogs from pound13.weight-losing hilarity ensues
― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― Joe, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.subway.com/subwayroot/promos/08/win02/subway-w2-jared10-banner.jpg
CONGRATS JARED!
― jhøshea, Sunday, 16 March 2008 18:20 (sixteen years ago) link
The revolution will not be downsized.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 16 March 2008 18:21 (sixteen years ago) link
This Jared business, is terrible marketink idea.
― Bodrick III, Sunday, 16 March 2008 18:26 (sixteen years ago) link
assumed this was an RIP thread
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 16 March 2008 18:26 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i29.tinypic.com/2d9zepc.jpg http://i30.tinypic.com/2q88sb7.jpg http://i27.tinypic.com/24xeyqp.jpg
― jhøshea, Sunday, 16 March 2008 18:27 (sixteen years ago) link
u guys should really avoid getting on jareds bad side - trust me
That smile is so fake - it reminds me of those NHS anti-smoking ads where someone has a fishhook in their cheek.
― snoball, Sunday, 16 March 2008 18:30 (sixteen years ago) link
jared is love
― jhøshea, Sunday, 16 March 2008 18:31 (sixteen years ago) link
There's a life-size free-standing cutout of him smiling hideously in the corner of my all-but-abandoned local franchise.
― calstars, Sunday, 16 March 2008 18:36 (sixteen years ago) link
i must have this.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 16 March 2008 19:13 (sixteen years ago) link
this might as well be a RIP thread, because those pictures are from the final 'tour de pants'
more levity plz
― deeznuts, Sunday, 16 March 2008 19:20 (sixteen years ago) link
The whole thing with the pants is bullshit. He wasn't fat, just into nu-metal.
― Bodrick III, Sunday, 16 March 2008 19:27 (sixteen years ago) link
is the swastika tattoo thing true
― s1ocki, Sunday, 16 March 2008 22:20 (sixteen years ago) link
What bugs me is the way people who eat at Subway always refer to it by name, ie "I went out and got some Subway," instead of "I went out and got lunch,"--as though it's something to be boasting about. FUCK YOUR SHITTY WEIRD-SMELLING SANDWICHES, MAN!
― James Morrison, Sunday, 16 March 2008 23:20 (sixteen years ago) link
I pray for a bio-warfare holocaust just to see Jared's face eaten alive by billions of microbes
― burt_stanton, Sunday, 16 March 2008 23:26 (sixteen years ago) link
are you sure you'd be there at the moment of his death
― s1ocki, Sunday, 16 March 2008 23:37 (sixteen years ago) link
-- s1ocki, Sunday, March 16, 2008 10:20 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
?
― latebloomer, Sunday, 16 March 2008 23:38 (sixteen years ago) link
BAHAHAHAHHAHA classic s1ocki
― sanskrit, Monday, 17 March 2008 00:28 (sixteen years ago) link
remember the denis leary wannabe who would drive up to McDonald's and ask for a steak and cheese sandwich? HE was actually worse than Jared.
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 17 March 2008 00:34 (sixteen years ago) link
figured as much, lol
― latebloomer, Monday, 17 March 2008 00:43 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.blogrocker.com/blog/uploads/bilder/sub_wayne_01.jpg http://www.blogrocker.com/blog/uploads/bilder/sub_wayne_01.jpg
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:19 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.roger-live.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/subwayne_2.jpg
http://www.roger-live.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/subwayne_1.jpg
revive for mandee
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 14 April 2008 04:08 (sixteen years ago) link
it looks like an anthropomorphic alien cock
― latebloomer, Monday, 14 April 2008 14:18 (sixteen years ago) link
NICHT SO FRISCH, SUBWAY
― Abbott, Monday, 14 April 2008 18:06 (sixteen years ago) link
What in fucking fuck is that?
― James Morrison, Monday, 14 April 2008 23:56 (sixteen years ago) link
Little Pants, Big Heart
I saw you on the tele-tube, I knew you ate the yummy food, I saw you lost weight and looked good, You did and so could I dude.
You went from thick and then to thin, You walked all over and walked right in, To my heart and to my den, And gave me thoughts akin with sin,
I lost some weight, not as much anyhow, Such hope you gave this little cow, Your curtain has fallen so take a bow, You’re eating fresh with angels now
Amanda J. – Hartford, CT
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 14:30 (fifteen years ago) link
REPRAZENT
― David R., Wednesday, 18 June 2008 14:41 (fifteen years ago) link
http://jaredremembered.com/
(note: he's not dead at all)
― StanM, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 18:27 (fifteen years ago) link
RIP big guy
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/webscout/2008/06/of-all-the-peop.html
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 26 June 2008 08:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Jared the Subway Guy Is Engaged!
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 January 2010 23:54 (fourteen years ago) link
6-grams-of-fat-or-lessssss
― LL Cool Beans (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 9 January 2010 04:10 (fourteen years ago) link
jared was across the street from my house today at the local elementary school, giving a talk about healthy eating
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 19 September 2013 23:20 (ten years ago) link