ILX Mods plot Jon Williams death via hitman! [aka Bored Of The Flies 2004]

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OMG Nicole! HAHAHAHAHA!

"Me and Slim, we take hits out on each other all the time! Our relationship is just like that, you know? Beers one day, sniper rifles the next."

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Just for the record, I have no intention of killing one J Williams. I will, however, continue to kill off any stupid-ass embedded files he throws onto ILX threads.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 20:28 (nineteen years ago) link

how about we joke about how I'll kill NA for free? Is that funny? No? Okay, so let's drop it and stop saying such shit about each other.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link

KILLFILE JW 2004: THE APOCALYPSE

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I mean jesus christ people freak about Huk-El inadvertantly wishing death on a celebrity he doesn't know, but it's all fun-and-games when its talk about killing a guy WHOSE IMAGES YOU CAN TURN OFF.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

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― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 20:31 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't know anybody who hasn't talked about killing jon at some point. He welcomes it.

― Ade (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 20:33 (nineteen years ago) link

whatever. it makes sense to me. jw is the only annoying person on ilx, after all.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 20:34 (nineteen years ago) link

"we need... a common enemy..."

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 20:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I reckon that mind control experts are trying to make us all kill each other, leaving a working gaia to be repopulated anew by their genetically advanced progeny. Now they are expanding their programme and the Jon Williams and Excelsior! book threads are just the first signs of our impending demise.

In the post-Apocalyptic world I call oversized wrench as my weapon of choice.

― Gribowitz (Lynskey), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 20:36 (nineteen years ago) link

hstencil NOTM

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 20:37 (nineteen years ago) link

yes, we should all kill the people we don't like. That's a spectacular policy for life. Vote Dubya, '04.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link

ts: ALIVE vs. LORD OF THE FLIES

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 20:39 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.berghuis.co.nz/abiator/pick/lotf/lotfmap.jpg

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 20:39 (nineteen years ago) link

kiss alive?

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 20:40 (nineteen years ago) link

If someone published a book of "Jon threads," I would definitely buy one.

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 20:44 (nineteen years ago) link

(he's more entertaining than some made up 'analing' story anyhow)

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 20:44 (nineteen years ago) link

It would be an orange translucent EP of his words read over the strains of Chippendale's crazy drums.

― j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 20:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Maybe it's like Junior High and you only want to kill him because you luuuv him

― Laura E (laurae55), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 20:46 (nineteen years ago) link

He's so dreeeeeamy

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 20:51 (nineteen years ago) link

He's the Dawson Leery of ilx.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 20:53 (nineteen years ago) link

God, what is happening on ilx today? Have all the posters' periods aligned or some shit?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 20:53 (nineteen years ago) link

We will drown him in our own menstrual blood.

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 20:55 (nineteen years ago) link

b-b-b-but he might welcome that!

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 20:59 (nineteen years ago) link

it's a moral morass today.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 20:59 (nineteen years ago) link

actually it's just more ass

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 21:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Strongo otm.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 21:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Too bad it's not mo'(o)ral.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 21:34 (nineteen years ago) link

jon says "get a life."

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 21:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Shut up and get to posting mpegs.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 21:55 (nineteen years ago) link

get one life

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't have any issues with JW. Yet. Though I don't know that much about him as a human being (vs. a collection of little anecdotes) and I'm about 85% sure he'd be more than happy to keep that arms' distance, "we only post on the same forum" type non-interactivity up. Ok, 90% sure. 91. There. Good enough.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:33 (nineteen years ago) link

ILX Reloaded!
http://www.thai.net/pichate1964/matrixtrilogy02.jpg

― Girolamo Savonarola, Wednesday, 23 June 2004 23:17 (nineteen years ago) link

We can just hire Howie Long and be done with it.

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/90/38/6718309/4529312642574l.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 24 June 2004 02:23 (nineteen years ago) link

http://users.wpi.edu/~wcoppock/jonwtc.jpg

JON HAS D3FENS3ZZZZZZ

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 24 June 2004 02:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Jon can't be killed he is OMNIPOTENT.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 24 June 2004 05:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Last time I checked, I wasn't a moderator...am I one now? ROCK ON!!!

**cue massive reign of destruction::

― People love Gravity and Evolution! (kate), Thursday, 24 June 2004 06:06 (nineteen years ago) link

why are you such a cockfarmer suddenly?

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Thursday, 24 June 2004 12:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Tis the season where cocks peek their heads out of the soil to be gently raked and watered by farmers.

― People love gravy and evilution (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 24 June 2004 12:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Bringin' in a giant crop this year....

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 24 June 2004 12:51 (nineteen years ago) link

It's monster sized.

― People wuv gravy and evilution (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 24 June 2004 12:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Damned GM cocks.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 24 June 2004 12:56 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm buying a scythe.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Thursday, 24 June 2004 12:57 (nineteen years ago) link

COMBINE COCK-HARVESTER!

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 24 June 2004 12:57 (nineteen years ago) link

http://images-jp.amazon.com/images/P/0316358525.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Thursday, 24 June 2004 12:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Bring a chainsaw instead. A nice husqvarna will do.

― Peepholes wub gravy and evilution (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 24 June 2004 12:59 (nineteen years ago) link

http://home.gci.net/~sajohnson/akddr/unaspammer.jpg
^ ilx mods

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Thursday, 24 June 2004 13:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm a mod to some degree and I have no interest in this plot. I like Jon.

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 24 June 2004 13:00 (nineteen years ago) link

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This thread is amusing. But only for obvious reasons.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 27 August 2005 04:38 (eighteen years ago) link

People who talk about posting nakies and don't.

Hey, that better not be aimed at me dammit, I said I'd show my boobs, not anything else damn you ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 27 August 2005 04:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, you could just ... show me....

― Alec in NYC (ex machina), Saturday, 27 August 2005 04:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Pffft. ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Jon, I no longer agree with you.

― 100% JUICE, Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:24 (eighteen years ago) link

often depicted with an erect priapus.

what an odd way to put it

― kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:40 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.eyecandyforthebrokenhearted.com/hbo.gif

― Oh Lord, My God, is there no help for the widow's son? / Kate (papa november), Saturday, 27 August 2005 06:09 (eighteen years ago) link

and then they'll let Mr. Whitefolks talk again...

― kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 27 August 2005 06:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahaha.. ."scallywhops" what the?

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 27 August 2005 06:13 (eighteen years ago) link

http://images.gubbish.org/penix.gif

― the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Saturday, 27 August 2005 06:16 (eighteen years ago) link

is that john hartson?

― cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 27 August 2005 12:29 (eighteen years ago) link

http://mugsy5500.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/jon.gif

― gear (gear), Saturday, 27 August 2005 17:52 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

wau

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 30 July 2007 08:28 (sixteen years ago) link

No more ferry service to Rochester.

― Mr Noodles, Monday, 30 July 2007 19:46 (sixteen years ago) link

so noodles married someone he met on ilx?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 5 August 2007 02:08 (sixteen years ago) link

ferry service died some time ago, no?

― tehresa, Sunday, 5 August 2007 03:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Paul killed Jon and replaced him with a ringer, duh.

― libcrypt, Sunday, 5 August 2007 03:50 (sixteen years ago) link

"I BURIED ~~PAUL~~GYGAX"

― haitch, Sunday, 5 August 2007 14:42 (sixteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Weird thread.

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 3 January 2008 14:13 (sixteen years ago) link

very

― sunny successor, Thursday, 3 January 2008 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't have any issues with JW. Yet. Though I don't know that much about him as a human being (vs. a collection of little anecdotes) and I'm about 85% sure he'd be more than happy to keep that arms' distance, "we only post on the same forum" type non-interactivity up. Ok, 90% sure. 91. There. Good enough.
-- Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, June 23, 2004 6:33 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 18:38 (sixteen years ago) link

she was pretty f'd

― chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link

or lack of f'd

― chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link

Wonder if there any other groups of society Dee would have liked to keep at "arm's length"?

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 3 January 2008 18:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Same holds from the same hands.
Five years strong, many times over and gone.
It's everything that I have to beat bridges much stronger and wide.
Fewer and farther between we meet again.
I'll try to well on my own.
Distance between's never been this far.
I realize that this time was something that I always knew,
only a fool wouldn't see.
Might as well start my drinking days now if I'm really alone.
It's tempting.
Am I asking too much to keep you at arms length?
Am I asking too much to keep you at home?
Please don't go.
I know it's all gonna be fine
And I know that this is whats right.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:09 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Where is Jon these days? Did I miss some sort of serious ban?

― gooder dan a mug, lol (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 23:13 (fifteen years ago) link

i think so. i missed it, too. sure he's doing fine

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 23:16 (fifteen years ago) link

i guess he 'hacked' ilx and was banned as a consequence

― i'm not going to pay a lot for this muffler (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 23:20 (fifteen years ago) link

doin' "lights" for 3xc3pt3r, terraforming, etc.

― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 23:23 (fifteen years ago) link

jon was murdered.

― Let's Keep This Jam Casual (jeff), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 23:56 (fifteen years ago) link

jon is fine

― cutty, Thursday, 5 March 2009 00:02 (fifteen years ago) link

suggest unban

― Dan I., Thursday, 5 March 2009 01:35 (fifteen years ago) link

he's not dying to come back

― cutty, Thursday, 5 March 2009 01:39 (fifteen years ago) link

He's not dying to, but I'm sure he would if allowed.

I just alerted him that he's being discussed.

― kenan, Thursday, 5 March 2009 01:48 (fifteen years ago) link

you should've just called drudge, dude.

― lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 5 March 2009 02:08 (fifteen years ago) link

I just assume 25% of ILX is Jon in disguise. Preemptive paranoia is better than being ninja'd yo

― bacon = bad for the face + magic for the moobs (Mackro Mackro), Thursday, 5 March 2009 03:48 (fifteen years ago) link

jon's fine. i think he might have moved on after his ban? never know, though.

― yur twit (tehresa), Thursday, 5 March 2009 03:55 (fifteen years ago) link

i heard he cries about it every day

― lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 5 March 2009 04:00 (fifteen years ago) link

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