Things that are just bafflingly expensive

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Indeedy-doody. A few months back Pam, in late stages of pregnancy and not really keen on setting up the mirrors at home to cut her own hair (which is what she usually does), decided to splash out on a HBF cut. Retained her basic bob but with all these 'orrible long bits. I thought she looked OK (from the photos she took) but before I got home she'd lopped off all the superfluous stuff.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Friday, 5 January 2007 13:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't find the Chelsea ones baffling though - Mourinho himself has said Chelsea get ripped off because they are Chelsea. But that still doesn't explain why Man Utd would want to, or even have to, pay £18m for a fairly average player.

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ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 5 January 2007 13:26 (seventeen years ago) link

razors own this thread...it sickens me to buy them...

I bought a beard trimmer recently for 15 euro in boots, it doesn't quite give you a cueball clean shave but it does enough that I'm never buying razors again, at least not until such time as I have a job that requires a cueball clean shave...not looking likely anytime soon...LIVING THE DREAM

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 5 January 2007 13:30 (seventeen years ago) link

have been sorely tempted to go electric again lately

reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 5 January 2007 13:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I love wet shaving too much to go back to electric. If you buy them when they're 2 for 1 they're not soooo bad, and blades can last for aaaaages, I haven't changed mine for a month.

Johnney B English (stigoftdump), Friday, 5 January 2007 13:34 (seventeen years ago) link

I've never used a razor!

jel -- (jel), Friday, 5 January 2007 13:36 (seventeen years ago) link

£20 for five minutes worth of entertainment? I'm trying to think of a more expensive form of entertainment, that'd get me, what, six hours worth of cinema?

but isnt' that five minutes worth of personal 'entertainment', as opposed to the cinema where you share your (SIX HOURS?? for 20 quid??!?! maybe if you watch lord of the rings) whateever time with 200 other people!

ken c (ken c), Friday, 5 January 2007 13:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't find anything really and that's probably because I am a so-called seller. I know how it works, I know why things are priced as they are (and no, not because it's a rip-off). Also, it's an ASKING price, so if I don't agree with the price, I just don't buy it.

"[sellers] know people will pay and are trying to rip them off" is the reason why everything in this thread is the price it is

Do YOU work for free? Things are expensive for various reasons. Sushi is not about quantity, it's also about the making of it. Together with truffles, I suspect that part of why they are expensive is because the ingredients quickly expire and that has to be calculated into the selling price. Haircuts? I guess some places are more expensive because of location.

*shrug* I know I'm not making sense, but I always think that if it's expensive it's not necessarily about ripping off but higher cost.

Except diamonds, that's a controlled markt. Is it worth the price? You could say yes because (until now at least) you know the prices won't drop dramatically. (Then again in the 80s they did plummet if I recall correctly.)

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 5 January 2007 13:44 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean surely going to a lapdancing place/strip bar/gentlemen's club thinking it's cheap is kind of naive?

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ken c (ken c), Friday, 5 January 2007 13:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Well yeah, but so is going to the cinema and expecting a bag of Revels to be 96p.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 5 January 2007 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

cinema food isn't so bad if you like drinking 2 litres of coke in one sitting, and are really, really, really hungry for popcorn. (shame they never seem to do hotdogs at their stupid cinema huge sizes)

ken c (ken c), Friday, 5 January 2007 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

morelike one litre of coke and one litre of icewater, amirite?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 5 January 2007 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Clippers: I do use them but find it pretty tedious, and difficult getting the neckline right. I guess it's easier with the MarkC take no prisoners no. 0 all over look. (yes Dr C you do get the attachments.)

ledge (ledge), Friday, 5 January 2007 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i got a really weird asymetrical mullet at hair by fairy's. i liked it for about 10 minutes and then realized i looked weird. nowadays i only get my hair cut by a proper hairdresser twice a year, and its only $17 for a cut. the rest of the time, i cut my own hair and thats usually only my bangs.

however, once i decide i want short hair again i am going to have to start going to the salon more :(

i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Friday, 5 January 2007 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha Tom OTM. I think I have 5 or 6 attachments, and on my (not very dear) clippers there are also 5 grades in between but I don't use them because I am an internet hardman (rtd.) too bald for anything other than zero point zero to look good.

=== temporary username === (Mark C), Friday, 5 January 2007 14:03 (seventeen years ago) link

morelike one litre of coke and one litre of icewater, amirite?

better than what you get at a pub.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 5 January 2007 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Yesterday I saw a big bag of M&M's priced at 4,99 EUROS! WTF! You can buy this at about 3 euros in a regular supermarket. I found that to be somewhat expensive (but figured it was a nightshop which had to pay a lot of rent) so opted out of buying it.

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 5 January 2007 14:08 (seventeen years ago) link

you can always ask for no ice at all in both pub and cinema

reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 5 January 2007 14:09 (seventeen years ago) link

but that'd be shit.

most expensive glass of coke ever.. 93 feet east, 3 quid for a glass of coke. it was more expensive than beer (or maybe same price)!

ken c (ken c), Friday, 5 January 2007 14:10 (seventeen years ago) link

actually wait no it was lemonade i had.. the lemonade was from a bottle of no brand 59p lemonade! My glass of lemonade was almost 6 times the price of the whole bottle!

ken c (ken c), Friday, 5 January 2007 14:12 (seventeen years ago) link

and there was no lap dance. leaving just a bunch of tossers.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 5 January 2007 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link

A pint of Grolsch at 93 Feet East is like 3.85

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 5 January 2007 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

you can always ask for no ice at all in both pub and cinema
-- reverto levidensis (n...) (webmail), Today 2:09 PM. (later) (link)

Yeah, but guess what they fill it up with to make up the volume!

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 5 January 2007 14:19 (seventeen years ago) link

cod liver oil

benrique (Enrique), Friday, 5 January 2007 14:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Gawd 'elp us if they ever start selling bags of Revels at hairdressers.

9. pro audio gear

Ha! I'd say high-end consumer audio gear is worse cos at least you know you're guaranteed good, accurate sound with the pro stuff but, again, the "high-end" thing kinda exempts it from the bafflingly expensive tag. It's "high-end", of course it's going to be pricey (even if yr £2,000 CD player is just a cheap Philips transport, some mass-produced electronics, a massively-overspecified PSU and some dubiously-placed vacuum tubes in a chunky brushed-steel box and sounds no better than a Sony at a tenth of the price).

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Friday, 5 January 2007 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

A pint of Grolsch at 93 Feet East is like 3.85

fucking tossers.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 5 January 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

with beer these days i hardly know what i'm paying: hand them a tenner for a couple and be thankful for what i get back.

benrique (Enrique), Friday, 5 January 2007 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

A pint of Stella is £3.50 in The Lamb (alledgely one of London's best pubs). Not that I'd buy Stella anyway I guess.

reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 5 January 2007 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Except diamonds, that's a controlled markt. Is it worth the price? You could say yes because (until now at least) you know the prices won't drop dramatically. (Then again in the 80s they did plummet if I recall correctly.)

-- Nathalie (dotdotdo...), January 5th, 2007.

it's worth the price because you know they pay the miners well -- a bit like fair trade coffee, but more bling.

benrique (Enrique), Friday, 5 January 2007 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

5. Pecan nuts

Katrina and Rita destroyed much of the 2005 crop up the path of the storm, LA and MS, but the yield here is higher this year. The 2006 Georgia crop is only half of '05's because of a warm winter, and Texas' crop is down because of lack of rain.

“You need a good, cold winter for the tree to go into dormancy, and we haven’t had that in the past few years,” Leger said. “That doesn’t mean the tree won’t produce. It just produces a lower amount of pecans.”

Joe Isuzu's Petals (Rock Hardy), Friday, 5 January 2007 14:54 (seventeen years ago) link

This is sort of like Family Fortunes, I wonder what the top answer would be?

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I did not know that about pecans. Hrmmm.

OK, why are green cardomums more expensive than any other curry spice (except maybe saffron)?

Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

At Cineworld, you put your own ice in the cup, so you can have a full two litres if you want. I never do, though, cause I like hearing the ice dispenser go ker-chunk ker-chunk ker-chunk. Actually, I never buy a drink at all, because it's a fucking rip-off.

Alba (Alba), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't decide if CJ's new take on "the popcorn trick" beats the original for immorality.

Alba (Alba), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Houses. The price to buy is soaring; the price to rent is virtually static == bubble.

stet (stet), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

This is a big reason why I'm quite happy renting.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

my jacket. but only cos my colleague says he got the same thing for half the price. sob.

reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

because you're a rent boy?

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ken c (ken c), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Look at my hopes, look at my dreams.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Houses. The price to buy is soaring; the price to rent is virtually static == bubble.

SO OTM it hurts.

We looked at an identical flat to ours to buy nearly two years ago and it would have cost over £300 more a month to buy rather than stay renting our current place +£100 in leasehold charges + other assorted repairs (£630 pcm). House prices have apparently gone up 15% in Brighton since then...

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

For god's sake everyone, cut your own hair.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Uh no, I have two left hands.

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

That is certainly a statistical anomoly, you should feel lucky!

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

I am never cutting my own hair. I usually pay about £9 but I only get it cut every 3 months out of pure laziness.

reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

this is why everyone should have skin heads

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

like in Alien 3

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

That is another course of action one could take.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not an economoist, but I'm not sure that's convincing evidence of a bubble on its own.

You could just as well say [size of housing stock remaining fairly constant]+[desire for buy-to-let as an investment alternative to underperforming pensions]=[demand to buy outstrips supply]+[demand to rent met by supply]. This needn't necessarily be a bubble, it could just be a change in market (and cultural) conditions.

It's probably a bubble, mind.

cross posts

Tim (Tim), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't want to live in a bubble.

C J (C J), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

There's my theory that CJ is Michael Jackson in disguise blown out of the proverbial water.

Tim (Tim), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link


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