Tom Cruise

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"i was gonna hire the first movers, but the guy running the place was a little, i dunno, a little tom cruise."

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 13 June 2005 17:33 (eighteen years ago) link

freekatie gets my vote.

jed_ (jed), Monday, 13 June 2005 17:34 (eighteen years ago) link

>some cocky alpha-male appeal or something like that (which is kinda what nicholson does too).<

God Almighty.

One's a man (even at his dullest), the other is a strutting 43-year-old boy.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 June 2005 17:46 (eighteen years ago) link


come on, Tom is actually gay, right? I mean, just look at him.

JD from CDepot, Monday, 13 June 2005 17:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Okay, I'm looking...

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 13 June 2005 17:52 (eighteen years ago) link


i dunno, obviously he has had those rumors since the beginning of his career, but from where i see it, everytime ive seen him kiss a woman in anything it just looks unatural. like that self concious making out infront of a mirror in "Eyes Wide Shut", or his supposed infatuation with penelope cruz in "Vanilla Sky". Not to mention all of those red carpet kisses with his girl du jour Katie Holmes. I wouldnt be supprised if there were some unrefutable gay story about him thats about to come out that just wont drift away into the tabloids.

anyone agree?

JD from CDepot, Monday, 13 June 2005 18:03 (eighteen years ago) link

http://goldenfiddle.com/wp-uploads/heisalreadyhere.jpg

Roz (Roz), Monday, 13 June 2005 18:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Tom Cruise: Gay or Straight?

jed_ (jed), Monday, 13 June 2005 18:14 (eighteen years ago) link

FWIW: Scientology frowns upon homosexuality. Oh and what do you have here: Katie excited about converting to Scientology.

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 13 June 2005 18:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Hmm yes, except:

Holmes, in London to promote her new film, "Batman Begins," said Monday that she's excited about her lessons in Scientology, a religion founded by science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard.

and

In an interview in the June 17 issue of Entertainment Weekly, the 42-year-old actor was asked if Holmes is curious about Scientology.

"Yeah, absolutely. She digs it," he tells the magazine.

None of that is from Katies mouth as a direct quote. Is he speaking for her on that too? A mag saying she is "excited about her lessons in Scientology" means bugger all and could be made up.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 02:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Something *really really weird* is going on with this dude.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 02:49 (eighteen years ago) link

At this point, I would not be surprised if I read in the news tomorrow that he'd killed a bunch of people.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 02:51 (eighteen years ago) link

six months pass...
complicated guy

cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 25 December 2005 23:01 (eighteen years ago) link

He was cute in that recent othodontic braces period.

Aaron A, Monday, 26 December 2005 00:27 (eighteen years ago) link

ortho

Aaron A, Monday, 26 December 2005 00:27 (eighteen years ago) link

none of you really understand TC

me either; but

cozen (Cozen), Monday, 26 December 2005 00:28 (eighteen years ago) link

you're a complicated guy, too, cozen

RJG (RJG), Monday, 26 December 2005 00:29 (eighteen years ago) link

really; I'm lost too

cozen (Cozen), Monday, 26 December 2005 00:32 (eighteen years ago) link

watched a series of Tom-pissed-off-about-psychiatry-and/or-being-asked-about-scientology clips this morning, and sure, focusing only on one side of a guy will give you a skewed perception of him BUT his hostility around these matters - not anger, not the sort of righteous ire he's trying to project, but real ugly hostility - is remarkable

Mr Straight Toxic (ghostface), Monday, 26 December 2005 00:44 (eighteen years ago) link

http://network.news.com.au/image/0,10114,5021130,00.jpg

Aaron A, Monday, 26 December 2005 00:50 (eighteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

ICYDK: Paramount Cuts the Crazy

People, this is just the beginning.

Viacom Inc.'s Paramount Pictures unit is ending its 14-year relationship with Tom Cruise's film production company because of the actor's offscreen behavior, the company's chairman said in an interview with the Wall Street Journal.
Sumner Redstone, Viacom chairman, said the behavior of the star of the "Mission: Impossible" series and "Top Gun" was unacceptable to the company, according to the Wall Street Journal story e-mailed to reporters.
Cruise, one of Hollywood's biggest stars, has been known more recently for his antics on U.S. television talk shows, including jumping up and down on Oprah Winfrey's couch to declare his love for Katie Holmes and criticizing the use of antidepressant drugs.
"As much as we like him personally, we thought it was wrong to renew his deal," Redstone was quoted as saying in the Wall Street Journal. "His recent conduct has not been acceptable to Paramount."

I think that Paramount seriously knows of something fucked up coming up and decided to distance themselves from him before it hits the fan. Stay tuned for Tom to completely flip out!

This is going to get good.

[Reuters]
posted by Michael K Permalink


http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/08/icydk-paramount-cuts-crazy.html

tom responds!

http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/08/morning-after-tom-responds.html

jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I am so excited!

Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 23:03 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

I am halfway through the Andrew Morton biography. UNAUTHORIZED. Roffle. Like he'd authorize his bio. Maybe if Hubbard came back in his big ole spaceshuttle and ordered him to. Anyhoo, that Scientology shit is crazy (in a rofflicious kinda way but also in a VERY scary kind of way).

stevienixed, Thursday, 19 June 2008 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link

I had forgotten he had dated Cher. Yikes.

stevienixed, Thursday, 19 June 2008 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link

five months pass...

He's a giant genius

Halfway thru T thunder I was like, 'WAIT.... THAT's TOM FUCKING CRUISE!" and my girl was all yeah right...

Niles Caulder, Sunday, 7 December 2008 16:27 (fifteen years ago) link

If you DIRECT him aggressively, he seems to be unstoppable. Tho he's good in Minority Report, I guess.

I have never seen Top Gun or Risky Business or Cocktail. I may have no right to have any opinion on this guy.

Niles Caulder, Sunday, 7 December 2008 16:28 (fifteen years ago) link

FWIW: Scientology frowns upon homosexuality.

I am sure that for a mega-million dollar bona-fide Hollywood power player, they would be willing to overlook some deeply-closeted homosexuality. It would even give them something obvious to 'fix', giving them a deeper hook into that person. Just saying.

Aimless, Sunday, 7 December 2008 19:23 (fifteen years ago) link

can i repeat that he dated CHER! this is an insane world we live in.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Sunday, 7 December 2008 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Not as insane as if he'd dated Sonny.

SATAN CLAUS (libcrypt), Monday, 8 December 2008 01:06 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

so he's kinda box office poison now

Knight & Day opening weekend gross: $20M (budget: $125M)
Valkyrie: $21M
Lions for Lambs: $6.7M

the most horrifying moment in shallow grave (abanana), Monday, 28 June 2010 21:25 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah that oprah appearance cost him a lot

it's detlef season, you schremps (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 28 June 2010 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link

That, plus the time he bit Matt Lauer's head off about psychiatry.

lol, just looking at the box office figures on imdb: Jonah Hex hasn't even passed $10M yet.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 28 June 2010 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Only eight films released in 2010 have grossed over 125M fwiw.

Also, that's about as much as I would've guessed Knight and Day would get, especially up against Toy Story 3. Also, it looks like crap?

Valkyrie and Lions for Lambs also looked terrible. I think if he makes a good movie people will watch it.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 28 June 2010 21:36 (thirteen years ago) link

feelin some schaudenfreude, have always hated him tbh

insert your favorite discriminatory practice here (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 28 June 2010 21:36 (thirteen years ago) link

I think if he makes a good movie people will watch it.

never has before, don't see any reason why he would start now

insert your favorite discriminatory practice here (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 28 June 2010 21:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Minority Report is great, but I don't think its greatness hinges on Cruise being in that role (could've been any number of actors).

Johnny Fever, Monday, 28 June 2010 21:44 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought the espn commercial he did with cameron diaz was kinda funny..

mayor jingleberries, Monday, 28 June 2010 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link

never been able to sit through all of Minority Report - I find Hollywood's penchant for action-movie-butcherings of PKD material really repellant, in general

insert your favorite discriminatory practice here (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 28 June 2010 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Regardless of what you think of Mr. Cruise's work, I think it's safe to say that those are not three of his best films up there.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 28 June 2010 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah really pale in comparison next to the genius level work of Risky Business, Days of Thunder, and Vanilla Sky eh

insert your favorite discriminatory practice here (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 28 June 2010 21:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Knight and Day seems like it was a movie that was greenlit and cast in 2001. Dont know what exec thought a pairing of Cruz and Cameron Diaz was gonna score a shitload of money..

mayor jingleberries, Monday, 28 June 2010 21:49 (thirteen years ago) link

how could I forget Cocktail and Jerry Maguire!

seriously he has the worst fucking track record of any big-name Hollywood actor from his generation that I can think, he's the male equivalent of Julia Roberts - someone lauded at the box office and in the industry as a "great" actor who has never actually made a decent movie

insert your favorite discriminatory practice here (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 28 June 2010 21:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Cruise..

I might watch a movie with Penelope Cruz and Cameron Diaz. If there were sexy results...

mayor jingleberries, Monday, 28 June 2010 21:50 (thirteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

Just watched Days of Thunder and wow. I know he's got competition recently, but this was the worst Tom Cruise performance to date. The movie just stops when he's onscreen: he's unconvincing as a cocksman, as a homoerotic love object, and as a guy named Cole Trickle (more like Tinkle). And the way Robert Towne and Tony Scott shoot and shape dialogue for Nicole Kidman would be grounds for murder if the movie were as popular as Top Gun.

n the other hand, it's rare in a movie this vapid to boast such a strong supporting cast: Robert Duvall, Randy Quaid, Michael Hooper, Fred Thompson are all terrific.

Rich Lolwry (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 25 March 2011 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link

*Michael Rooker

Rich Lolwry (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 25 March 2011 23:09 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEf2t9IPCeo

buzza, Friday, 25 March 2011 23:15 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Tom Cruise.
The Magnificent Seven.
Barf.

I hope this gets scuttled in development hell.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 28 May 2012 03:31 (twelve years ago) link

Tell you what, his little turn at the end of 'tropic thunder' was some spectacular skin-crawlery. I felt like I needed to *wash* after seeing that endpiece. He was *horrible*. Does that make him a good actor, or was that the mask slipping and seeing the lizard beneath?

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Monday, 28 May 2012 04:05 (twelve years ago) link

five months pass...

lol

let's keep this board about feet, please. (latebloomer), Saturday, 10 November 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link


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