IKEA: classic or dud?

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Check this out, Trace.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 14 February 2005 14:52 (nineteen years ago) link


Okay - I went to Ikea for the first time this weekend and it sucked. I ended up getting some dressers for my closet, but I didn't see anything that I would put out where visitors could see it.

However, Target was having a clearance sale on nifty imported furniture and I ended up spending a fortune. I got an African table, and Indian chest, three pillows and three rugs.

Yr3k (dymaxia), Monday, 14 February 2005 17:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Momus I kind of agree with that guy. Starbucks and Ikea represent easy targets for people who are frustrated at not being able to extricate themselves from a global system of exploitation in which everyone is implicated, no matter how conscientiously you live. And maybe also for peple who are worried about small business owners. There's nothing particularly new about the phenomenon, it's part of modernism, it's been underway since Zola's "The Ladies' Paradise" at least. But if a company makes things wth sweatshop labor they ought to be shunned, period, right? I don't know about the accuracy of this charge with regard to Ikea. Maybe my reaction against them has to do with the fact that I have a room in an apartment where every single fucking thing is from there. The silverware. The glasses. The bookshelves and tables and countertops. Even their PLANTS are from there. As gareth said in another thread, there's something almost romantically Communist about it - like maybe one day there will be only one store to buy shoes in, called "Shoes," on the edge of town, and they'll be cheap and cool, and who cares about competition if you've got cheap, cool, functional stuff? But for this vision to really work for me each link in the chain of production has to be progressive and pro-worker. Otherwise it's more like Stalinism than Marxism.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 14 February 2005 19:36 (nineteen years ago) link

that "ikeaphobia" essay is fantastic!!

however, i have it on good authority that starbucks is genetically engineering aggressive coffee beans. while docile beans normally live in harmony with the cordillera, angry coffee beans trees make the other plants sad.

vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 03:01 (nineteen years ago) link

six months pass...
Are the Ikea couches any good? I may need a sofa soon and they have a couple of leather loveseat/chaise setups that are kind of expensive ($1000-1400) but less than I'd pay elsewhere.

Do you have to build your own sofas or do they come pre-assembled?

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 8 September 2005 03:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I just got the JERKER desk, which is great. Fitting to, as my computer is there and it is therefore where I do 99% of my jerking off.

Dr. Zing!, Thursday, 8 September 2005 04:15 (eighteen years ago) link

are there cutouts so your hand doesn't bang against it on the upswing?

oops (Oops), Thursday, 8 September 2005 04:55 (eighteen years ago) link

mad props to the brattby shelving unit for being the poor man's version of the enetri. looks almost the same and is like $30 cheaper.

lil b, Thursday, 8 September 2005 05:42 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.memorygongs.com/svedishcrap.jpg

"Henjoy your affordable Svedish Crap!"

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 8 September 2005 05:53 (eighteen years ago) link

I just bought a EXPEDIT shelf to hold all my records.

http://www.ikea.com/PIAimages/30353_PE103235_S3.jpg

It is great, and cost £69.

Habitat do a remarkably similar (although solid wood rather than particleboard) thing for £345.

IKEA won this battle.

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Thursday, 8 September 2005 08:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I do like those shelves. I got an IKEA catalogue through the post yesterday, but it's a bit hard to tell what things really look like (especially since in the pictures they are always draped with STUFF.)

Archel (Archel), Thursday, 8 September 2005 08:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Chewie, notice how there are 16 holes in that pic and NONE of them are being used to store records. They just don't get it, do they.

The only thing I want from IKEA is a bathroom sink/cupboard unit, but I can't face going to the bloody store.

Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 8 September 2005 09:18 (eighteen years ago) link

four months pass...
Come purchase a FARTFULL.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 January 2006 21:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Ikea terrifies me. (read: the idea of people travelling the length of the country for a day out to buy a couple of cheap shelves, some tea lights and a 27p hotdog terrifies me). My bookcase came from Ikea and it's very nice, but I'm NEVER setting foot in that place again as long as I live.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 12 January 2006 21:20 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.ikea.com/PIAimages/26073_PE111062_S3.jpg

i... don't understand.

jed_ (jed), Thursday, 12 January 2006 21:22 (eighteen years ago) link

WOW!

i want one

adamrl (nordicskilla), Thursday, 12 January 2006 21:25 (eighteen years ago) link

I mean, I genuinely need a fartfull.

adamrl (nordicskilla), Thursday, 12 January 2006 21:26 (eighteen years ago) link

They just opened an IKEA in Massachusetts. IT SUCKS HARDCORE.

Although we'll probably be buying a bed there.

Dan (Stupid Cheap Prices) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 12 January 2006 21:28 (eighteen years ago) link

I want one, too!

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 12 January 2006 22:49 (eighteen years ago) link

bump

teeny (teeny), Friday, 13 January 2006 01:19 (eighteen years ago) link

nicky dubbs you live in stoke newington?

LC, Friday, 13 January 2006 04:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Is that meant to be a computer desk!? wtf.

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 13 January 2006 05:58 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/ikea1.jpg

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 12 May 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Mr. & Mrs. Hand sr. (?) OTM.
Minimal is nice!

StanM, Saturday, 12 May 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

those are just random people!

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 12 May 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

The 72-inch-square Expedit shelving unit is God's gift to record collectors--the ideal low-ish-budget shelving for LPs.

-- Douglas (Douglas), Sunday, 13 February 2005 06:00 (2 years ago)


Truer words never typed.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/133/412629589_808d922046_o.jpg

Photo from 5 years and 4 moves ago. Now have 8 additional cubes of LPs, but the same shelves.

Jaq, Saturday, 12 May 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

DUD

don't understand the Ikea love here. i move furniture for a living, and Ikea furniture is flimsy, cheap shit. you'd be better off buying proper second-hand furniture if you're on a budget.

never acid again, Saturday, 12 May 2007 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

A lot of Danish modern on cheap consignment in your area?

milo z, Saturday, 12 May 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

think i'm going to purchase some expedit shelves for the records. they really are the perfect size.

haitch, Sunday, 13 May 2007 05:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Ikea terrifies me. (read: the idea of people travelling the length of the country for a day out to buy a couple of cheap shelves, some tea lights and a 27p hotdog terrifies me). My bookcase came from Ikea and it's very nice, but I'm NEVER setting foot in that place again as long as I live.

-- ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 12 January 2006 21:20 (1 year ago)


Heh. I now love IKEA. Amazing what the need to redecorate on a budget does to you.

ailsa, Sunday, 13 May 2007 12:22 (seventeen years ago) link

have you caved in on the cheap hot dogs, though??

haitch, Sunday, 13 May 2007 12:44 (seventeen years ago) link

No. Nor the meatballs. Ugh.

ailsa, Sunday, 13 May 2007 12:46 (seventeen years ago) link

they're both ace.

the furniture is okay as furniture goes. really, it's furniture. who gives a fuck?

grimly fiendish, Sunday, 13 May 2007 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Obviously not these folks:
http://linuxreviews.org/howtos/l33t/382128_PinkFuzzyBunny.sized.jpg

libcrypt, Sunday, 13 May 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

really, it's furniture. who gives a fuck?

haha, i love this attitude aven though i spend a lot of my time thinking about furniture and decor for myself and for other people. i actually think it's pretty important. ikea is great you just have to use it well.

jed_, Sunday, 13 May 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

ach, who am i kidding? i do care, to an extent. but i wonder whether i'd give as much of a fuck if i didn't live with mrs fiendish.

i mean, she makes all the decisions about decorating the flat etc, because i genuinely don't have very much of an opinion 99% of the time:

"how about this brown for this bit of the wall? and then we put a fire in there, and pictures there, and shelves there."

"mm."

"and we move the settee here ..."

"mmm."

"and i'm leaving you because you're a c*** who never listens ..."

"no, i am listening. brown, yes. settee, aye."

and so we end up in ikea or somewhere and suddenly i'll get REALLY FUCKING INTO IT and zoom around comparing lamps and cushions and chests of drawers, then go home and spend ages fannying about choosing gas fires etc and moving the TV by a fraction of an inch.

and then, instantly, the mood subsides and i stop noticing.

sort of. i mean, when i lived in a disgusting hovel eight years ago, there was always something nagging away at me; some feeling that i didn't have to be woefully uncomfortable all the time, and that just maybe there was such a thing as a chair with the springs on the inside. and just occasionally i'll still find myself sitting at home going FUCK ME, I REALLY LIKE LIVING HERE.

so yeh. i care. gaaah.

grimly fiendish, Sunday, 13 May 2007 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm sure mrs fiendish is not like this but...

mm-hmm

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oGBIGmgrwMo

jed_, Sunday, 13 May 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

four months pass...

Is the stuff hard to put together? I've always gotten otherwise cheap stuff that is already put together, but I see they have some nice, clean-lined red shelving.

Virginia Plain, Thursday, 20 September 2007 05:25 (sixteen years ago) link

It can be frustrating sometimes. Try to have a friend on hand who is somewhat mechanically inclined and enjoys those sorts of projects.

dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 05:29 (sixteen years ago) link

I once got trapped inside the Bristol branch of IKEA.
I can buy already assembled furniture from the Furniture Store (it's actually called that) not far from my house. I can get a solid chest of drawers there for £50. Why would I waste my time assembling furniture when I can buy it already made? Screw that. So, dud.

Grandpont Genie, Thursday, 20 September 2007 09:19 (sixteen years ago) link

xpost
No, it isn't hard as long as you really look at the instructions properly and don't try to do something clever like I did and build a loft bed with a ladder in a different direction to the one illustrated. It took me 4 hours. But Child 2 loves it now so Daddy getting all stressed out and hitting the floor with the hammer was all in a good cause.

As I'm sure I've posted elsewhere I have a load of their stuff and most of it has lasted well and still goods good.

The thing about it being flatpacked is that I cannot get a six foot bookcase already assembled in my car. Now for that matter, a bed.

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 20 September 2007 09:34 (sixteen years ago) link

??

RJG, Thursday, 20 September 2007 09:36 (sixteen years ago) link

why bother doing anything?

jed_, Thursday, 20 September 2007 11:07 (sixteen years ago) link

think i'm going to purchase some expedit shelves for the records. they really are the perfect size.

-- haitch, Sunday, May 13, 2007 3:06 PM

these are GREAT.

haitch, Thursday, 20 September 2007 12:04 (sixteen years ago) link

I cannot get a six foot bookcase already assembled in my car

some of us don't have cars.

idiot furniture stores that don't deliver.

Grandpont Genie, Thursday, 20 September 2007 13:01 (sixteen years ago) link

some of us don't have books

dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 13:03 (sixteen years ago) link

IKEA deliver - oh boy do they deliver!

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 20 September 2007 13:51 (sixteen years ago) link

The shelves, dining chairs, and tables aren't too difficult to put together. Mr. Jaq just re-assembled 2 of the 16 cube Expedits the other night and we've got 2 more of the 25 cube ones waiting to build up this weekend. I had some small issues with a chest of drawers, and once I bought an extremely complex and fiddly fold-out laptop desk that took AGES to put together and when it was done, it was unpleasant to use. Hint #1: electric screwdriver or drill w/ screwdriver bit U&K. Hint #2: if the screws don't want to start or bind 1/2 way, back them out and rub either soap or pencil lead on them, then try again.

Jaq, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:49 (sixteen years ago) link

I have a stigmatum on my hand from assembling my new IKEA table from the new IKEA store here. Stupid screwdriver digging into my palm. I do have a power drill though so I was able to finish the thing. And the table is nice and folds up very small so I have a bigger feeling living room now. Rah!

Casuistry, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link

OK, our living room is now like an IKEA showroom. And EVERY instruction booklet thing that came with everything we bought had one completely wrong diagram in it just to confuse the living bejeezus out of us. But it all looks lovely, even if it did take about three hours to put together a stool.

ailsa, Thursday, 20 September 2007 22:07 (sixteen years ago) link


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