this is the thread for louis to liveblog his brother's party

More likely "HA" except he doesn't have a brother.

awesome thread

FRANKIE!!!!!!!

MIDDLE CHILDREN UNITE

the hardmen of the family

haha, high five @ tehresa

and yeah, i am a hardman. on the internet. :(

LOL

i am a middle child

ROXORZ, MANDEE

welcome frankie!

Thread has taken a weird turn

Well it's been a failure by any realistic stretch of the imagination, so any twists are probably welcome.

Minus points to Dom for linking to a probably-nice but suspiciously-Innocent-Smoothie-aesthetic'd and out-of-range N.London pizza parlour

Will there be pizza leftovers for breakfast?

i feel like the appetites of three strapping young jagger boys may prevent this.

strapping young jagger boys

don't tar the others with l0uis' brush, the resultant photos would be alarming

dude you have invoked something powerful and horrendous

oh dear.

On the other hand:

Mango Tandoori Chicken (N)
Grilled tandoori chicken, mango, onions, roasted mixed peppers on a spicy curry sauce. Topped with fresh coriander. £8.50

Fuck me I bet this is an abomination.

― Matt DC, Thursday, 21 August 2008 10:48 (1 year ago) Bookmark

yes, yes it is

strongly recommended to me by a barmaid who was all 'it combines my two favourite things, pizza and curry! it's great!' and then seconded by a friend's gf who ate one in my presence and assented to aforesaid praise.

oh my god.

wait are you telling us that that is actually a ... pizza?

whatever happened to Frankie

would eat that pizza

There are actually a few places in San Francisco that make indian pizza ... I am not a fan.

and yeah, i am a hardman. on the internet. :(

― Frankie, Thursday, 21 August 2008 22:02 (1 year ago) Bookmark

this is one of the best posts ever <3 bro

erm he basically got really scarily thin and had a haircut and is shortly off to university where his life will be chaotic

that pizza wasn't inedible but it certainly wasn't the priceless bijou of culinary perfection i'd been led to believe it was. in fact it was *incredibly* un-pizza-like...that was what got me

yeah, the indian pizzas I've had are not pizza-like, but they are sufficiently non-indian-food-like to be this not-very-good thing. It's kinda like some movies that include a lot of things that I would like, but combined are unsastifying and actually annoying.

see LJ from what you have said on here about pizza before, i would assume that "incredibly un-pizza-like" would connote things like "made of basalt" or "stuffed with newspaper"

sarahel otm

jjjusten looooooool

i had indian SF pizza once, it ruled hardcore. i mean it took down my elephant hunger down hardcore. . . damn

there was no curry though--that's just wrong

sorry Mr Que but I'd rather eat totino's microwaveable pizza rolls than another of those indian pizzas.

well but that is because totinos pizza rolls are awesome as long as you think of them as not related to actual pizza

i like to think of them as standard size hot pockets and myself as a giant

totinos pizza rolls are actually my favorite thing to eat when drunk.

i can never wait for them to cool & burn my mouth.

every goddamn time.

seriously, same here.

PROTIP: giant strategy also awesome when eating broccoli, or should i say tiny trees.

pizza rolls as hot pockets will throw off the scale tho so do not combine in same meal lest you induce vertigo

what about pizza pockets

what about them?

they have no real application to my giant world view, so

maybe i could work them in as a tribute raised by the terrified villagers to sate my gigantic hunger tho

no i mean, what happens when you put on your pants and discover pizza in your pockets

what then Mr. man

ergo "pizza pockets"

you could be a benevolent giant who helps construct enormous public works projects, including a huge oven, and in symbiotic fashion, the villagers occasionally bake you a great pile of sausage and cheese in a rolled up sheet of flat bread.

i like your thinking here

que this is not the thread for ridiculous counterfactual ideas

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gargantua_and_Pantagruel

i have the house to myself for the next 4 days, would appreciate advice

- tell some of the cool kids in school
- get a keg
- make sure there are fragile/valuable objects throughout the house