Zoolander...2

Zoolander, I expected it to suck, it didn't.

I know people like that, or used to. It got them just right.

It's not that they are bad, nasty, or unaware of their ridiculousness.

Just that that is what they are.

zoolander 1 sucked

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, February 25, 2010 10:06 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^

― Mr. Que, Thursday, February 25, 2010 10:07 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark

I COSIGN

― J0rdan S., Friday, February 26, 2010 1:04 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

folks running some post-apatow ilx chall. ops itt

zoolander rules

Some golden moments, not least...

There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman"

zoolander 1 sucked

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, February 25, 2010 10:06 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^

― Mr. Que, Thursday, February 25, 2010 10:07 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark

I COSIGN

― J0rdan S., Friday, February 26, 2010 5:04 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

smmfh

"you can read minds?"

zoolander is great. post apatow challops/jadedness indeed.

"Zoolander 2" couldn't possibly be any worse than "Night in the Museum 2"

I never got this. Stopped this movie after ten minutes cause I didn't get ANY of the jokes. :-( Maybe I'll give it another go as Skarsgard is in it and he's ROWR.

Zoolander was amazing and y'all be trippin'

zoolander is fine american cinema

haters can dere-lick my balls, cap-i-tan

"I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot. "

owen wilson ever been better? hansel is near-perfect for him.

the walk-off and the build up to it is far better & funnier than the petrol scene, which is a one note joke.

zoolander was my #2 vote in the 00s movie poll

For the high placement of some questionable comedies in the decade poll, I can't believe how many of you don't like this movie.

what was like zoolander before zoolander? never gotten through stiller's superhero one, and i fell asleep during zero hour, so any recommendations would be appreciated.

For the high placement of some questionable comedies in the decade poll, I can't believe how many of you don't like this movie.

otm

Will Farrell's reaction to Blue Steel will never not be hilarious

fucking Mystery Men was funnier than zoolander

I wouldn't know, I never fucked Mystery Men

YOU KNOW FOAMY LATTE MAKES ME BLOATED AND FARTY

wow that is a hilarious joke, i change my opinion immediately

great, now we just need to change your opinion on Green Day!

HEY COME LOOK EVERYONE WE CHANGED WHINEY'S OPINION!!!!

http://thebsreport.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/ticker-tape-parade.jpg

whiney: best comedies of the 00's quick list 1-5 or w/e

yes please, let's do exactly that

if that's not an official MOD request then i'm ignoring you so there

1. Wet Hot American Summer
2. Step Brothers
3. Shaun Of The Dead
4. Forgetting Sarah Marshall
5. Pootie Tang

they're all shit

i kid, i kid.

hey whiney why don't you like zoolander

i own both this and mystery men "Looks like tonight the lone wolf rides...alone"

hey whiney do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?

lol

what does this mean

smmfh

not up on my british acronyms

so much money for him/her!

shakin my motherfuckin head

silly mate, major fanny head

suck my meaty fuck hammer

Moderator lock brain

meet the parents much much better than this

by a mile

a mile in the wrong direction.

hey whiney why don't you like zoolander

― da croupier, Friday, February 26, 2010 10:01 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i can't like put some Morbs QT matrix on it, but all i know is I saw this shit in the theater the week it came out and laughed exactly once (during the gas fight)

i haven't revisited it because i don't feel pressure about being ostracized by a bunch of people that think The Corrections is a good book

i watched it for the first time a year ago and i was confused most of the time, waiting for the laffs to begin.

also i hated The Corrections

xpost badass!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09nTwccQTUA

crix are hatin' this thing

i had to walk around the NYC premiere blockade at Alice Tully Hall last night (to get to some experimental queer films). There were star photos being taken inside, thought i saw Stiller's head.

Will probably see this Friday, albeit with super low expectations.

Just saw this. I enjoyed it, plenty of funny bits. Don't know why it's getting panned. Sure, there's no coherent plot but who expected after the first?

I remembered finding the first one funny when it came out, but I revisited it 2 or 3 years ago and wanted to stick a screwdriver in my ear.

Leonard Maltin gets feisty

http://blogs.indiewire.com/leonardmaltin/why-i-walked-out-of-zoolander-2-20160211

Edelstein:

How bad is Zoolander 2? It’s Batman and Robin bad. It’s so bad that it makes you feel sorry for the scores (literally) of celebrities who show up in cameos, even the ones (Anna Wintour, Tommy Hilfiger, Susan Sarandon, Ariana Grande, Kimye ...) who actively resist your sympathy, whom you maybe want to see taken down a peg.

Stiller gets away with targeting low-hanging fruit because he understands chronic narcissism from the inside...

wait who has a grudge to settle with Susan Sarandon?

she's been pretty damn irritating over the last 20 years, off screen usually

off the movie screen that is

i thought the first movie was funny. not really wanting to see this in a theater but a friend's house w some pizza and beer sounds good.

filled with puerile and unfunny gags; along with gratuitous cameo appearances by everyone from Katy Perry to Willie Nelson

see all this sounds awesome

all i want to know is, is David Bowie in this one?

friend's house w some pizza and beer sounds great!

Anchorman 2 (and other lame years-too-late comedy sequels i guess) seem to have lowered people's expectations going in but somehow even those low expectations haven't been met.

anything gif-worthy in this one?

saw the first one over some homemade burritos and beer. i expect i will do the same with this one. surely while shooting the shit

Fucking thing sucks.

Thanks for taking one for the team, flappy bird.

The first one is perfect, shot for shot, word for word. This thing is a mess, and it knows that it sucks. The endless celebrity cameos are an attempt to make up for weak jokes and an aimless script. OMG IT'S NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON! Fuck you. They run with the frivolousness of the whole thing and try to make that the joke, like 22 Jump Street or Anchorman 2. Very frustrating. Oh well.

yeah well fuck you for even seeing it at all

i liked this a lot! so funny. i might even prefer it to the first one. it's on Hulu.