Zoolander...2

what does this mean

smmfh

not up on my british acronyms

so much money for him/her!

shakin my motherfuckin head

silly mate, major fanny head

suck my meaty fuck hammer

Moderator lock brain

meet the parents much much better than this

by a mile

a mile in the wrong direction.

hey whiney why don't you like zoolander

― da croupier, Friday, February 26, 2010 10:01 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i can't like put some Morbs QT matrix on it, but all i know is I saw this shit in the theater the week it came out and laughed exactly once (during the gas fight)

i haven't revisited it because i don't feel pressure about being ostracized by a bunch of people that think The Corrections is a good book

i watched it for the first time a year ago and i was confused most of the time, waiting for the laffs to begin.

also i hated The Corrections

xpost badass!

meet the parents much much better than this

― Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ (dyao), Friday, February 26, 2010 3:48 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

nope

i will actually cosign that Meet The Parents > Zoolander

cool so your retarded

all i know is I saw this shit in the theater the week it came out and laughed exactly once (during the gas fight)

i'm guessing we can blame this on 9/11

xpost

says the guy with the anchorman screen name, get fucked

lol @ u earnest americans

Sucks that Jonah Hill is going to be in this though.

Jonah Hill should be suggest banned from acting.

Meet the Parents is one of the least funny films ever made.

don't get the jonah hill h8 either while we're all agreeing with each other

a two hour movie of jonah hill sleeping > > > Zoolander

i thought zoolander was idiotic the first time i saw it, got roped into watching it again with friends, it was actually funnier every time (now i've seen it...um...several). so i will be psyched for zoolander 2 even if i have to put up with jonah hill, which i grant could be a problem.

meet the parents looked like complete garbage so i've never seen it

it's fine. not a patch on zoolander, though owen w. kills.

i haven't revisited it because i don't feel pressure about being ostracized by a bunch of people that think The Corrections is a good book

― brandon stüssy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, February 26, 2010 10:49 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is an a+++++ classic quote, deserves to be posted everywhere

Maria OTM- half caught zoolander the first time round, wasn't too bothered, but it improves every time.

zoolander is great.

i haven't revisited it because i don't feel pressure about being ostracized by a bunch of people that think The Corrections is a good book

― brandon stüssy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, February 26, 2010 10:49 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is an a+++++ classic quote, deserves to be posted everywhere

i dont even get what it means but it certainly encapsulates something

i just--i dont know how to even begin going after it, its so hilarious and personal and... only whiney would be connecting love for zoolander with love for the corrections

The Corrections...2

i mean i liked zoolander a lot so i guess i will think the corrections is a good book??

tbh i think the corrections is fine, so i guess whiney is right

it's no zoolander though

Meet the Parents vs Zoolander is like the falsest of false binaries

i say I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS every day. every. day.

maybe you should stop taking crazy pills...?

i'm ok with zoolander (KILL THE PRESIDENT OF MALAYSIA bit was funnier than the gas fight btw)

but mystery men was just weak.

i was thinking that both came out after 9/11 and both have p strong followings (amongst p much entirely different sets of ppl but still). i mean - whiney is also hilarious when hes tyrna grapple w/ anyone elses worldview - but its p bizarre 2 me

ftr: family stone > meet the parents

my whiney style connection: if you like meet the parents you'll LOVE full house

u did not just ride for the family stone

"sorry, maurie. im not a gymnast."

wtf is The Corrections, anyway

*googles*
okay google has convinced me to never ever read this

http://www.amazon.com/Corrections-Novel-Jonathan-Franzen/dp/0312421273

Jonathan Franzen's exhilarating novel The Corrections tells a spellbinding story with sexy comic brio, and evokes a quirky family akin to Anne Tyler's, only bitter. Franzen's great at describing Christmas homecomings gone awry, cruise-ship follies, self-deluded academics, breast-obsessed screenwriters, stodgy old farts and edgy Tribeca bohemians equally at sea in their lives, and the mad, bad, dangerous worlds of the Internet boom and the fissioning post-Soviet East.

why yes, that is an awesome example of "do not want", thank you for asking

DAN YOU MIGHT LIKE IT THERE IS TALKING POOP

derelicte fashion show
walk off
inside the pc
blue steel is magnificent
midget orgy
anything with maurie

all of these scenes >>>>>> p dumb petrol fight, but that's the only scene that people who hate the movie seem to like.

strange.

sexy comic brio

ok, so here's what that BOOMING POST meant.

essentially, i saw Zoolander place very high on the ilx film poll (which i didn't vote in) and smdh. then i saw the Corrections place #1 in the ilx book poll (which i didn't vote in) and smdh furiously.

basically when DA CROUP asked me why i didn't like zoolander, i felt like i SHOULD have some morbsy paragraph-long diatribe about why it sucks. but honestly, i barely remember the movie. I just remembered that i fucking hated it. i felt an actual tinge of critic's guilt that i couldn't back up my apparantly challopy opinion with evidence, and then realized why should i watch this awful movie again just to prove my point to ILX massive?

btw I too only remember laughing at the gas fight

ILX massive who obviously has horrible taste in anything that's not music related