IKEA: classic or dud?

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I just got the JERKER desk, which is great. Fitting to, as my computer is there and it is therefore where I do 99% of my jerking off.

Dr. Zing!, Thursday, 8 September 2005 04:15 (eighteen years ago) link

are there cutouts so your hand doesn't bang against it on the upswing?

oops (Oops), Thursday, 8 September 2005 04:55 (eighteen years ago) link

mad props to the brattby shelving unit for being the poor man's version of the enetri. looks almost the same and is like $30 cheaper.

lil b, Thursday, 8 September 2005 05:42 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.memorygongs.com/svedishcrap.jpg

"Henjoy your affordable Svedish Crap!"

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 8 September 2005 05:53 (eighteen years ago) link

I just bought a EXPEDIT shelf to hold all my records.

http://www.ikea.com/PIAimages/30353_PE103235_S3.jpg

It is great, and cost £69.

Habitat do a remarkably similar (although solid wood rather than particleboard) thing for £345.

IKEA won this battle.

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Thursday, 8 September 2005 08:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I do like those shelves. I got an IKEA catalogue through the post yesterday, but it's a bit hard to tell what things really look like (especially since in the pictures they are always draped with STUFF.)

Archel (Archel), Thursday, 8 September 2005 08:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Chewie, notice how there are 16 holes in that pic and NONE of them are being used to store records. They just don't get it, do they.

The only thing I want from IKEA is a bathroom sink/cupboard unit, but I can't face going to the bloody store.

Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 8 September 2005 09:18 (eighteen years ago) link

four months pass...
Come purchase a FARTFULL.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 January 2006 21:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Ikea terrifies me. (read: the idea of people travelling the length of the country for a day out to buy a couple of cheap shelves, some tea lights and a 27p hotdog terrifies me). My bookcase came from Ikea and it's very nice, but I'm NEVER setting foot in that place again as long as I live.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 12 January 2006 21:20 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.ikea.com/PIAimages/26073_PE111062_S3.jpg

i... don't understand.

jed_ (jed), Thursday, 12 January 2006 21:22 (eighteen years ago) link

WOW!

i want one

adamrl (nordicskilla), Thursday, 12 January 2006 21:25 (eighteen years ago) link

I mean, I genuinely need a fartfull.

adamrl (nordicskilla), Thursday, 12 January 2006 21:26 (eighteen years ago) link

They just opened an IKEA in Massachusetts. IT SUCKS HARDCORE.

Although we'll probably be buying a bed there.

Dan (Stupid Cheap Prices) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 12 January 2006 21:28 (eighteen years ago) link

I want one, too!

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 12 January 2006 22:49 (eighteen years ago) link

bump

teeny (teeny), Friday, 13 January 2006 01:19 (eighteen years ago) link

nicky dubbs you live in stoke newington?

LC, Friday, 13 January 2006 04:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Is that meant to be a computer desk!? wtf.

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 13 January 2006 05:58 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/ikea1.jpg

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 12 May 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Mr. & Mrs. Hand sr. (?) OTM.
Minimal is nice!

StanM, Saturday, 12 May 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

those are just random people!

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 12 May 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

The 72-inch-square Expedit shelving unit is God's gift to record collectors--the ideal low-ish-budget shelving for LPs.

-- Douglas (Douglas), Sunday, 13 February 2005 06:00 (2 years ago)


Truer words never typed.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/133/412629589_808d922046_o.jpg

Photo from 5 years and 4 moves ago. Now have 8 additional cubes of LPs, but the same shelves.

Jaq, Saturday, 12 May 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

DUD

don't understand the Ikea love here. i move furniture for a living, and Ikea furniture is flimsy, cheap shit. you'd be better off buying proper second-hand furniture if you're on a budget.

never acid again, Saturday, 12 May 2007 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

A lot of Danish modern on cheap consignment in your area?

milo z, Saturday, 12 May 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

think i'm going to purchase some expedit shelves for the records. they really are the perfect size.

haitch, Sunday, 13 May 2007 05:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Ikea terrifies me. (read: the idea of people travelling the length of the country for a day out to buy a couple of cheap shelves, some tea lights and a 27p hotdog terrifies me). My bookcase came from Ikea and it's very nice, but I'm NEVER setting foot in that place again as long as I live.

-- ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 12 January 2006 21:20 (1 year ago)


Heh. I now love IKEA. Amazing what the need to redecorate on a budget does to you.

ailsa, Sunday, 13 May 2007 12:22 (seventeen years ago) link

have you caved in on the cheap hot dogs, though??

haitch, Sunday, 13 May 2007 12:44 (seventeen years ago) link

No. Nor the meatballs. Ugh.

ailsa, Sunday, 13 May 2007 12:46 (seventeen years ago) link

they're both ace.

the furniture is okay as furniture goes. really, it's furniture. who gives a fuck?

grimly fiendish, Sunday, 13 May 2007 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Obviously not these folks:
http://linuxreviews.org/howtos/l33t/382128_PinkFuzzyBunny.sized.jpg

libcrypt, Sunday, 13 May 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

really, it's furniture. who gives a fuck?

haha, i love this attitude aven though i spend a lot of my time thinking about furniture and decor for myself and for other people. i actually think it's pretty important. ikea is great you just have to use it well.

jed_, Sunday, 13 May 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

ach, who am i kidding? i do care, to an extent. but i wonder whether i'd give as much of a fuck if i didn't live with mrs fiendish.

i mean, she makes all the decisions about decorating the flat etc, because i genuinely don't have very much of an opinion 99% of the time:

"how about this brown for this bit of the wall? and then we put a fire in there, and pictures there, and shelves there."

"mm."

"and we move the settee here ..."

"mmm."

"and i'm leaving you because you're a c*** who never listens ..."

"no, i am listening. brown, yes. settee, aye."

and so we end up in ikea or somewhere and suddenly i'll get REALLY FUCKING INTO IT and zoom around comparing lamps and cushions and chests of drawers, then go home and spend ages fannying about choosing gas fires etc and moving the TV by a fraction of an inch.

and then, instantly, the mood subsides and i stop noticing.

sort of. i mean, when i lived in a disgusting hovel eight years ago, there was always something nagging away at me; some feeling that i didn't have to be woefully uncomfortable all the time, and that just maybe there was such a thing as a chair with the springs on the inside. and just occasionally i'll still find myself sitting at home going FUCK ME, I REALLY LIKE LIVING HERE.

so yeh. i care. gaaah.

grimly fiendish, Sunday, 13 May 2007 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm sure mrs fiendish is not like this but...

mm-hmm

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oGBIGmgrwMo

jed_, Sunday, 13 May 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

four months pass...

Is the stuff hard to put together? I've always gotten otherwise cheap stuff that is already put together, but I see they have some nice, clean-lined red shelving.

Virginia Plain, Thursday, 20 September 2007 05:25 (sixteen years ago) link

It can be frustrating sometimes. Try to have a friend on hand who is somewhat mechanically inclined and enjoys those sorts of projects.

dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 05:29 (sixteen years ago) link

I once got trapped inside the Bristol branch of IKEA.
I can buy already assembled furniture from the Furniture Store (it's actually called that) not far from my house. I can get a solid chest of drawers there for £50. Why would I waste my time assembling furniture when I can buy it already made? Screw that. So, dud.

Grandpont Genie, Thursday, 20 September 2007 09:19 (sixteen years ago) link

xpost
No, it isn't hard as long as you really look at the instructions properly and don't try to do something clever like I did and build a loft bed with a ladder in a different direction to the one illustrated. It took me 4 hours. But Child 2 loves it now so Daddy getting all stressed out and hitting the floor with the hammer was all in a good cause.

As I'm sure I've posted elsewhere I have a load of their stuff and most of it has lasted well and still goods good.

The thing about it being flatpacked is that I cannot get a six foot bookcase already assembled in my car. Now for that matter, a bed.

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 20 September 2007 09:34 (sixteen years ago) link

??

RJG, Thursday, 20 September 2007 09:36 (sixteen years ago) link

why bother doing anything?

jed_, Thursday, 20 September 2007 11:07 (sixteen years ago) link

think i'm going to purchase some expedit shelves for the records. they really are the perfect size.

-- haitch, Sunday, May 13, 2007 3:06 PM

these are GREAT.

haitch, Thursday, 20 September 2007 12:04 (sixteen years ago) link

I cannot get a six foot bookcase already assembled in my car

some of us don't have cars.

idiot furniture stores that don't deliver.

Grandpont Genie, Thursday, 20 September 2007 13:01 (sixteen years ago) link

some of us don't have books

dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 13:03 (sixteen years ago) link

IKEA deliver - oh boy do they deliver!

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 20 September 2007 13:51 (sixteen years ago) link

The shelves, dining chairs, and tables aren't too difficult to put together. Mr. Jaq just re-assembled 2 of the 16 cube Expedits the other night and we've got 2 more of the 25 cube ones waiting to build up this weekend. I had some small issues with a chest of drawers, and once I bought an extremely complex and fiddly fold-out laptop desk that took AGES to put together and when it was done, it was unpleasant to use. Hint #1: electric screwdriver or drill w/ screwdriver bit U&K. Hint #2: if the screws don't want to start or bind 1/2 way, back them out and rub either soap or pencil lead on them, then try again.

Jaq, Thursday, 20 September 2007 14:49 (sixteen years ago) link

I have a stigmatum on my hand from assembling my new IKEA table from the new IKEA store here. Stupid screwdriver digging into my palm. I do have a power drill though so I was able to finish the thing. And the table is nice and folds up very small so I have a bigger feeling living room now. Rah!

Casuistry, Thursday, 20 September 2007 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link

OK, our living room is now like an IKEA showroom. And EVERY instruction booklet thing that came with everything we bought had one completely wrong diagram in it just to confuse the living bejeezus out of us. But it all looks lovely, even if it did take about three hours to put together a stool.

ailsa, Thursday, 20 September 2007 22:07 (sixteen years ago) link

Okay, those giant size Expedits with 25 cubbies are DAMN HEAVY. We got the second one built last night. I'm trying to figure out how to bolt one (narrow side) to the (brick) wall (without a masonry drill) and then somehow tie the second one to the first one, so they don't fall over and crush me in my sleep (hello earthquake-prone lahar zone paranoid living).

Jaq, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 17:47 (sixteen years ago) link

oh yeah, ikea deliver. like when they delivered my bookshelf to the wrong fucking house and then said: "the woman won't give it back."

WELL, GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE, THEN, YOU CUNTS.

as for whether it's hard to assemble or not ... i refer you to my own odyssey, above. it's not, really -- the worst thing about it is the lack of any WORDS on the instructions. you do end up wanting to chop up little speech-bubble man with a sharpened allen key, and there's invariably one step that seems to involve adjusting something that, had you not decided to adjust it two steps previously, would have caused the whole thing to collapse and break your hand, but ... look, if i can do it, you bloody can.

grimly fiendish, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 18:04 (sixteen years ago) link

Mary, it's not hard. Like someone said above, you should invest in a cordless power drill. You can get a decent one for under 50 bucks, you don't need anything really powerful.

Yerac, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 18:12 (sixteen years ago) link

scott, i think i'm going to order some expedit shelves.

Maria :D, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 18:16 (sixteen years ago) link

and then said: "the woman won't give it back."

!!!!!

The delivery service they contract with here completely mangled one package of the 6, so I refused it. The guy said "It was like that when they put it on the truck this morning." Yeah, right. Finally got the replacement a week later, also in a mangled box - but this time the shelves weren't destroyed. We are going to buy some Omars pretty soon.

My new most fun thing to do: dropping the empty boxes out our (3rd story) window into the alley below for Mr. Jaq to corral.

Jaq, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 18:36 (sixteen years ago) link


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