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I rated Jeff's first USENET post 5 STARS

― dan m, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

why were you thinking about christ everett at 1 a.m.?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

That article quotes Catharine MacKinnon.

― Jenny, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

oof sorry about this jaymc but i forgot i promised a friend i'd go to the bulls game tonight..missing the free beer & entry at sound bar. oh well. Feel free to give me a call after, my friend's gf just broke up w him and we're looking for some drinking to go down.

― deej, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

After a quick check, everything I posted on a metal board during high school seems to be have been lost to time. Thank god.

― Jordan, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

computer keeps dying
and coming back to life
and dying
and coming back one more time to tease me
and then dying again
then knocking on the door to be let in again because it's gonna be different this time it promises

i am going to smash it

― La Lechera, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

my first post was about slant 6, i think. i had been lurking for about a week.

― La Lechera, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I probably responded to that post because I was all into Slant 6 back in the day.

― KitCat, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

OK, so my work nemesis, let me tell you about him. He was extra aggressive this morning, scowling and speaking to no one. At one point he saw me talking with a coworker (I was talking about this morning's CTA problems) and he came up to me, lunged a little (clenched his fists at his side and puffed up his chest) and said, "What the fuck are you talking about? Are you bitching? You got something to say?"

For the rest of the day if we walked anywhere near each other he made sure to brush me with his elbow, and at one point as I was walking away from him he said, "fucking cocksucker" under his breath! He's NUTS. This is going to stop.

― Jesse, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

OK deej, it's cool.

I'm looking through Salon Table Talk posts ca. 1998-99 to see if I can find anything I wrote. I only posted a few times in the "Movies" section. Have no idea what screenname I used. My second post was something embarrassing because I had spent months reading these people and when I was addressed by Poster X, I was like "OMG *the* Poster X said something to me!"

― jaymc, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

ha sarah - you were already talking about slant 6, which is why i chimed in.

― La Lechera, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

jesse, don't let that dude intimidate you. fuck that dude. i say we issue a chilx beatdown on the motherfucker.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Dude's getting the roid rage! I bet he has mad bacne.

― dan m, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

haha mad bacne

― La Lechera, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

The UG lounge is where I watch the new seasons of a certain mob show - but I wouldn't want the premium cable network to find out that they air it.

One night at the start of season six there was a metal band setting up to shoot a music video there. It's not a bad bar at all for hanging out (it was always dead, in a good way, on those Sunday nights I was there), and they have beer specials, but I don't know that it'd be worth the trouble of playing a show there.

― Eazy, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

He's seriously the ONLY problematic character at my work. If it weren't for him, my peers would be a dream team.

― Jesse, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

My brain wants to transpose "mad bacne" into "bad macne," but that makes even less sense.

― Jenny, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

MINE TOO!

― La Lechera, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

bad man-acne?

― horseshoe, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

acne caused by mac cosmetics?

― La Lechera, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I had mac and cheese for lunch.

― jaymc, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

his acne is so bad it's even on his raincoat?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

acne on or caused by a person named mac?

― La Lechera, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

That last one.

― Jesse, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

his powerbook has zits?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

No, not that one, the one before that.

― Jesse, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i had bf named mac once
he was sorta greasy and very well could have given me a zit or three

― La Lechera, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

You've never heard the term "bacne" before? Acne on your back? A common side-effect of steroid abuse...

― dan m, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

FUCK YOU, NO XPOST WARNING. FUCK YOU IN HELL.

The one where he has acne on his raincoat.

― Jesse, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

his acne is in the shape of christine mcveigh?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

fleetwood macne?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

i have, but it looks funny esp. paired with "mad"

― La Lechera, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

are boob zits called rackne?

― La Lechera, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

They are now!

― dan m, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

ahahahaha Amanda has killed me!

― horseshoe, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

RACKNE!!!!

― horseshoe, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

ballsacne?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

honore de ballsacne. ew.

― horseshoe, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

that looks like ballsache

― La Lechera, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha you beat me to it... nutsacne

― dan m, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

of course when you get it between your buttocks, you have crackne.

― Jesse, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahaha much better

― La Lechera, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

we are all disgusting and must be stopped.

― horseshoe, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

totally

i blame myself for laughing at bacne

― La Lechera, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

each of these posts had the potential to be my last post ever since my computer will probably die any minute now

― La Lechera, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

of course when you get it between your buttocks, you have crackne

when towga was here in april we were coming up the steps at the division blue line stop and there was this muffin top right in front of us with what we later called "butt crackne".

it was gross in so many ways.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

"rackne" is a post to be proud of!

― horseshoe, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

It hurts when I kneel because I have acknee.

― Jesse, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

now this is a sinkhole:

http://www.ordena.com/digg/sinkhole.html

― chicago kevin, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/77/316777_thumb.jpg

― jaymc, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

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