zenlike koans I have seen emblazoned on t-shirts worn by hong kong people

THIS THREAD IS
MAKING MONDAY
INCREDIBLE
TO LIVE IN

YOU MEAN
AT MONDAY

COLUMBIA
UNIVERSITY
STUDIES
SERIOUSLY

srsly???

WIT'S SOUL
IS TALENT'S
SISTER

I've only personally witnessed one shirt like this:

NO
WAG
ON
IOWA

― retrovaporized nebulizer (╓abies), Tuesday, December 1, 2009 9:40 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark

btw, I found this when I was going through old pics I had taken (this pic was taken in China, not Hong Kong):

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/P6118008.jpg

thankin u on this monday ^_^

OH YEAH
DYAO
REMEM
BER NOW

LOOKING
AT LIFE
IN A
STRANGE
ROOM

^^^ I want this

i want all of these! i would gladly be "that guy" who wore the zenlike shirts all the time.

crut I saw that one on display today in a shop window. it's a fancy shop though so it'd probably be around $25-35 :(

one of the local chains has been 'inspired' by factory records so they have shirts that say like "YOUR SILENT FACE" and stuff on em (one of them has the lyrics to atmosphere superimposed on the unknown pleasures cover. looks pretty lame)

i want all of these! i would gladly be "that guy" who wore the zenlike shirts all the time.

totally.

omg you looked better on flickr

in the wild!

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/IMG_0216.jpg

XDDDDDD

THOSE KIDS
I SWEAR
DRINK NIKE
YES

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/P4113728.jpg

not a t-shirt but a-yo let me be your wingman:

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/P4113732.jpg

awesome

one of the local chains has been 'inspired' by factory records so they have shirts that say like "YOUR SILENT FACE" and stuff on em

Need further info. Mrs Trifle works in HK occasionally and she could definitely pick out some of these for me (she always says she can never find me anything)

tell her to go to "i.t." (not "I.T.") and look for a brand called "Underground" (or alternatively, "Ready Steady Underground")

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs295.snc3/28397_403647971400_549466400_4519027_1389989_n.jpg

sorry these are not tshirts but
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs325.ash1/28397_403647976400_549466400_4519028_7044903_n.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs325.ash1/28397_403647966400_549466400_4519026_6750488_n.jpg

oh!

SHIT !SHIT !SHIT

wearing this today
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/IMG_3247.jpg

those are all just

feel like buying them all in one go

send em this way plz thx

tung choi street dyao. they're all there!

as well as awesome playing cards... audrey hepburn playing cards! and "red sun" (mao stuff)! and "ancient chinese ladies"!!! ! ! ! !

LEHMAN BROTHERS GIVE A SMILE FACE
PUT THE SNAKE INTO YOUR HOUSE

oh wait, those are radiohead lyrics

SIMLE FACE

tung choi street dyao. they're all there!

Ah, the Ladies Market! Mrs T is always going on about this. I cannot believe she hasn't brought me back one(or seven) of these.

Interesting (kind of) aside - if you 'walk' down Tung Choi street on streetview the market is being put up and then as it crosses Nelson Street it's all up. OK not very interesting but I liked it.

that's because a large portion of tung choi street is not accessible by cars

Yeah, I assumed that that's why they went down it before the market went up. Of course they could have used the google trike.

As another aside - the adverts for schools in HK are quite cool too.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3153/4565370153_33d125d3dd.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3084/4566008166_a56cde3421.jpg

Grade A - Easy way

hahah those are 'tutor kings' - you can get your face plastered on a billboard and the sides of buses just by being a really shitty tutor @ something. hong kong education is insane and sad.

those guys are all "if you want to pass the A-level just follow my five patented foolproof easy steps" and then charge you $5000 and then you fail the A-level anyway

put the snake into your house is an awesomely handy euphemism

e.g. "those tutor kings just want to put the snake into your house"

LIFE GUIDE ON DUTY
LOOKING FOR BEAUTIFUL BODY

I took a few pics for you, let me try to find them

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/P5235162.jpg

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/dfadadstiff.jpg

uh wait the second pic is not lol t-shirts, it is lol british basketball analysts

sorry this is the one I meant to post

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/P5275282.jpg

kudos

i like how the first one apologizes

if you change the 'my' to 'its' in the first one I actually think it is pretty otm

second one is a good quotation I think?