The mongrels enjoy their happy new autumn of internet censorship with __________ and ___________-____________________ and ____________ biscuits

i like wine, bacon, and sleep

in that order?

sure why not!

does anyone know if dildos are adequate substitutes for drum mallets?

*backs away slowly*

i'm asking for a friend

Thats what she said!

Oh god please kill me

isle of friday

*backs away swiftly* would be more convincing.

Ha! True.

i espy some familiar types at the very start of this vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N49V8I8LX7k

busted

should have been a wdyll

song is appropriately titled anyway

i am feelin d. graney's shirt

velour?

Sound better than on the night surprise

youtube overdubz

i was all set for my standard monday morning 'how much booze i drank on the weekend' update til i realised how boring that really is

so anyway how are we all

i am to understand h-man was bro-ing down with some dude in a velour suit

also real mallets were located so there was no need for dildos

I think I spent the last 3 days eating next to nothing and drinking a metric buttload.

I dont feel quite normal right now.

what did your liver ever do to you

velour shirt!! and white man's burden afro

ok so what i done diddded was:

• fri: had theatre date (this; i recommend), then fruitlessly searched 4 friends celebrating a birthday in the city, who turned up later at party w/ velour shirt man. got draaank, tried to pick up girl, failed, went home.
• sat: prised self out of bed for lunch w/ another friend's birthday @ DUMPLINGS! place in city. friends announced they were preggers while there. went home via barkly sq to buy delicious roast pork hock, watched football and read internets
• sun: dishes, clothes washed, floor vacuumed. went clothes shopping, came home disappointed. went and did secrete training sesh on bike, then watched end of illegal road race @ museum.

also real mallets were located so there was no need for dildos

^disappointing

mmm hock

i went and osmosed some coolsie post-anco/chillwave happenings at the empy. one dude was alright, he could actually sing and had interesting melodies. the other two weren't so great. i didn't stay for p1ssy p4w

and why would you with a name like that, fucken honestly

^^^ prolly a good choice there.

Pi$$y paw - wtf kind of name is that.

a terrible one!

but seriously these "young people" approach the whole live show thing a little differently these days. these guys were pretty much 100% backing tracks/triggered samples save for vocals (and even some of those were coming off their cute little hardware sampler thingies)

was sort of a cross between eye-opening and hell of lame

That was one thing I admit I found a bit weird about the chiptune gig we went to @ penny black. I mean I'm used to the idea cos thats what R does, but it is odd seeing them stand up there and have to do something so they dont just look like they're DJing :/

so is any mong going to the chills? tossing up the idea atm

I always get the bets and the chulls mixed up.

trivia4u

the chills have had 4379524305 lineups
the bats have had the same lineup since they formed!

welp i have one (1) chills tix

apaz they have less than 20 left if any1 else is keen to get their kiwi on

actual photo of matt preston's cravat rack in the Oz today

is that a euphemism

dudes have u heard about that hidden free pizza joint that's really a yellow pages viral marketing campaign?

yair i was reading about that earlier, it's only going to be there for another week so if you want yer free pizza get across it asap

psst http://www.yellowpages.com.au/sup/the-hidden-pizza-restaurant-13768966-listing.html

Yeah I'm like, the first I heard of it was the Age going "lol u hipsters all fell for it" and I was like "fell for what?" but then I dont read vice mag or wtf ever it was that spread this "rumour".

apparently the pizza is good! shame it's closing, be good if they could just de-yellow pages-ify it and keep it going as a paid concern

Wonder if they'll get swamped now the capriciosa is outta the bag.

oic what u did dere

don't cry for me margherita

Hahaaa.

now i'm hungry