Which animal would you use to crush Scrappy Doo?

is there such a thing as a "cowdog"?

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Hank-the-Cowdog/109921502368048

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not sure what's so healthy abt it

hey it's just best animal friends, with a barry white soundtrack.

voted dog

thats y they call it the the love UNLIMITED orchestra

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This actually makes me curious: is the relation between Goofy and Pluto that of humans and apes, i.e. closely related but separate species, or is Pluto simply a Goofy-type anthro dog with a weird fetish that everyone indulges him in?

lol

o my gaaaahd goofy is such a FREAK

mackin on cows while he's got a master/slave bdsm thing with pluto

he prolly tricks out minnie 4 kicks when mickey's out of town on business

Well, Scrappy Doo can talk, but Scooby Doo doesn't - not as such.

btw I don't think Clarabelle's carpets match the drapes gender-wise just fyi

also Scrappy Doo is the universe's most concentrated locus of sorrow

btw I don't think Clarabelle's carpets match the drapes gender-wise just fyi

― brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, April 30, 2010 11:40 AM (44 seconds ago) Bookmark

holy shit

thank you I had to study haiku for three years to write that post

Confusion concerning Goofy and Pluto

Disney has needed to deal with a certain amount of confusion concerning the fact that the anthropomorphic Goofy, and dog-like Pluto often appear on screen together, yet are the same species. On their web site, it stated that "Goofy was originally created as Dippy Dawg" and "was created as a human character, as opposed to Pluto, who was a pet, so Goofy walked upright and had a speaking voice". This problem was humorously illustrated in the movie Stand By Me in which one of the boys ponders, "Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, and Pluto's a dog. What's Goofy?" There is also an episode of the Disney Channel series Even Stevens called "Scrub Day" where in Louis' rallying-the-troops speech he wonders why Goofy got to walk and talk and Pluto has to eat from a dog bowl. This confusion is also mentioned in the French movie La Cité de la peur.

sorry EIII, I am still back on btw I don't think Clarabelle's carpets match the drapes gender-wise just fyi

Getting back to the interspecies bestiality here

http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/104/1044411/60-productrecall_1257972986.jpg

"I grew up on a farm; I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable; goat on chicken, chicken on goat, couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching."

be nice, girl's got a hormone problem

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They seem so confused about the animal kingdom yet the Disney foax seem to have humans down:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeT45BELVzY

Mmm history, too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASW3UCc17AI&feature=related

also Scrappy Doo is the universe's most concentrated locus of sorrow

― brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, April 30, 2010 11:40 AM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Scrappy Doo was actually a benefit to the series, which was going down the tubes anyway - Scrappy or no. Scrappy was always actively looking for clues while Scooby and Shaggy slinked around looking for snacks. When Scrappy found a clue, he'd interpret it to make the case for it being evidence. I love the little dude and my son does too. I'm sure that whatever Gen-Xer backlash we feel towards Scrappy will seem very alien to future generations.

scrappy rules. always struck me as a a bit irish? looking for a fight little dude, possibly a drunk?

no I am pretty certain Scrappy Doo is the mouthpiece of Satan

it is so fucking on kkvsg

scrappy doo is the one animal who, if he were alive, I would kill & eat & feel really great about the service I was doing to the world in general

wow old people really hate scrappy doo huh

I don't like disagreeing with my man darraghmac but scrappy doo is everything that's wrong with my country in one by-committee little new-season addition

scrappy doo : the scooby-doo series :: americans who go on about their Irish heritage : Ireland

its fucking disgusting that scrappy doo apologists even exist, let alone that they post to my message board

Why? Because he had courage to stand up to the disgruntled-caretakers-and-amusement-park-owners-masquerading-as-ghosts of this world?

I think in childhood the introduction of scrappy doo was the exact moment at which my innocence died & I concluded that the goodness in the universe I'd been told about all my life was a lie crafted specifically to increase the pain when the truth was revealed

americans who go on about their Irish heritage : Ireland

Oh god those people though....

i gotta be honest, at my young age i don't differentiate btwn pre-scrappy/post-scrappy sccoby doo (great sentence tbh). i remember being puzzled when he wasn't in it. i may research this with my niece over the weekend.

What goodness? Bumbling around in the kitchens of antebellum mansions and being scared of men in rubber suits?

thousand post thread by tuesday.

glad i'm on a long weekend, don't let me down guys.

Scooby-Dum >>>>>>>>>> Scrappy-Doo

http://morristsai.com/blogpics/ScrappyDoo2-thumb-400x545.jpg

Scooby-Dum >>>>>>>>>> Scrappy-Doo

― EZ Snappin, Friday, April 30, 2010 12:27 PM (46 seconds ago) Bookmark

LOL! Scooby-Dum was...well, Scooby-Dum was......hee.

darraghmac, just imagine that I came out with a new "translation" of the Tain bo Cuailnge where Cuchullain had a little kid helper always quick with a current-to-the-times wisecrack, and the name of the character was like "Moomoollin'"

now animate that

voila, Scrappy Doo

sorry for barbaric spelling but I wanted to get the thought out before I pass out from sheer hatred of Scrappy Doo

I think the more important question is 'what ethnic group is goofy offensively representing?'

brad whitford's eloquence concentrates the rage I feel. Defenders of Scrappy-Doo are not of the elect.

Scooby Dee = Scooby Dum >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Scrappy Doo

I remember Scooby Dee! Wasn't she pink?

Have you even watched Scrappy Doo as an adult in the context of "okay, this is a children's show whose audience is children"? Or are you guys just traumatized by things changing when you were kids? Scrappy's an outstanding role model.

http://www.6stardanes.com/scodee.jpg

weirdly, I remember her being white

also Scrappy Doo is an annoying fucktard and any hypothetical child of mine who uses him as a role model is facing a hard, hard life in the Perry household

how is scrappy an outstanding role model? iirc his personality is basically a cokehead's

I was six or seven when Scrappy was foisted onto my Scooby & Friends. He sucked then, sucks now. Scrappy's not a rolemodel - he's an asshole who points out all the faults his friends have.

A source of sanity:

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=63131648695

jesus fuck you people are nerds

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

Crushed by another dog...damn.

not nearly enough people hate Dan.

wtf. I thought this poll would come down to what is funnier: dog or cow
EPIC FAIL
(Cow voters unite)

ehhhh someone must have changed the poll title - doh

tempted to change the title back

Never appreciated the possibilities for mods in poll thread titles
- Which animal would you most like to have sex with?
Dog
Cow
I Hate You So Much
- How would you describe your mother?
Dog
Cow
I Hate You So Much
- What do you have tattooed on your ass?
Dog
Cow
I Hate You So Much

the beginning of this thread made little to no sense until I remembered it was originally "What type of animal is Goofy?"

Though there should be an animal called 'I hate you so much'

love this thread.

I would use a bloody wombat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xG1wuVE3RSY

http://www.erictb.info/scrappy.html

when I look back at my tenure as a mod on this site, I think this thread is my favorite moment

And we thank you for it.

It was a fertile time in ilx history. Also the time of

Are you a believer in mira-POLLs? Do you notice and recognize mira-POLLs?

and

Oh boy, ILX! That's where I'm a viking!..?

ahaha this thread!

I am aware that there are some folks out there who, given the choice of seeing the execution of Osama bin Laden or Scrappy Doo, would opt for Scrappy and wonder why you even had to ask.

Come on Obama!

Scrappy dappy doo!

DUMM DUMM DUMM DUMMMMMMMM

My kid and I just watched "Frankencreepy." I really dug the pseudo Saul Bass intro:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCYsE_Xaw

https://politics.theonion.com/he-made-the-ultimate-sacrifice-trump-tells-military-wi-1819714415

fuck that's brilliant

I can't remember if this was ever posted here or not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg9DbB_kqok

underrated post

a whale sperm has to be the size of a sardine .

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, April 30, 2010 2:23 PM (eight years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink