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what's good for this week then, folx - wednesday nite is dinner @ GAYLORDS w/ work crew and tina fey-type, friday is thee theatre

is the k1t-jabba show meant to be down this w/e??

o yeah whats happening w/ that

dunno what's on this week, kinda keen to preserve $/energies for chills show next week but am open to interesting suggestbansions

I got Tortoise on friday and possibligh Gulag @ gb's after, tho if that bitchface rob's screwing shows up I'm clearing off.

i know a certain lad who is known for his vag kicking abilities

if you needed such a service

lolllll tbh its prob R who needs his neters kicked. Sigh. ANyway.

when all you've got is a foot, everything looks like a think wot need kickin

its prob R who needs his neters kicked.

...is this juggalo talk?

no kït/ĵabba roadshow this weekend, maybe a Thurs night/Friday flyby next week but I'm sceptical

dang

Aw. And I meant nethers. I type like sheit.

otherwise I'll aim to come see the Knife's opera in November or whenever

! I hadnt heard about that. Sounds interesting.

what's kickin on this balmy autumn tuesday

Disgustingly nice day innit? Off to the chemists in a bit to see if all these "u no can buy codiene anymore" rumours are true.

woulda thought there'd be some wacko braying about it in the news if so

There was a bit, but its flown under the radar! I think the main change is with those giant pax of nerofen plus, they are now all sold from behind the counter and in smaller packs.

i keep thinkin the weather's gonna turn evil-cold soon but it keeps on not doing so

when will it happen??

it's horrible & rainy in tha bne

anything exciting on tonite?

bored & in need of beers

meet u @ section 8, 6.30ish? i am hooking up with my dinner cru there

possibly a touch earlier even

so u having dinner after drinks? i'd be going home 1st so i don't know if it would be worth me coming out...

I thot about going to sec8 after work as it happens... but I dont trust the weather lately.

*eyes weather with suspicion*

do you think the weather seems fishy.

so u having dinner after drinks?

yeah dinner is after, soz ;__;

ah well.. mebbes fridee

yes

well, after the play at least

or satdee, u can get festive while i spin the club bangers

Jim what time u finish work, maybe we can go to sec8 at 5.30 if is not rayneing?

yeah round 5.30-5.45 is totes do-able

Hm. Obv depends on the weather, will see how we go! I've had a bit of a dodgy day. Not handling my angerz too well and takin' em out in stupid ways.

Hm actually its looking a bit cold and pissy to be sitting at an outdoor bar and Ive had a shit of a bad day. Think I might pass, soz.

np, i'm cool either way. old rosie + masterchef it is!

^ party animal

i swapped out scrumpy for red wine, my party animal credentials are in question

Scrumpy always good! Ive just watched lots of Simpsoys and drank casky.

been drinkin this 2008 reilly shiraz lately, it bloody nice for 16 clams

Bought a cask at the bottleo, cute rockabilly duder who works there goes "lol it'll be so bad if the cask price goes up like theyre saying ey!"

Thanks for reminding me ya shit!

life is getting ridiculously expensive

I kno rite. All vices are hard to get or pricey. Life sucks, but hey lets lock everyone out of the ways to escape it! Fuk u's.

man alive I drank so many types of german beer last night and apple schnapps too

germans make beer?

I know, this is an interesting development.

dear mongs, i <3 u.

if you were here i would give you all my wine that i won't drink but that people seem to give me all the time, which they didn't hardly at all when i wished them to.

if it's cask wine, i think they are trying to tell you something, e

give me a clue, kbp.

i would like my guests to tell me the same thing tbqh