I say that less for the baby's sake and more for the masturbator's, and I say that as someone who can't even masturbate if there's, like, a cat looking, or something.
― nabiscothingy, Monday, 5 December 2005 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link
-- ken c (pykachu10...) (webmail), Today 9:33 AM. (ken c) (later) (link)
what if it's like, rolled up in a tube and lost in the back of the closet?
I have to side with tuomas's here. first off, because of the whole lack of awareness thing. and second, of what he said here:
"And I still wonder if there's a difference in how people view masturbating in a room where there is a baby, and having sex in such a room. Because, even though masturbation is considered okay these days, there's still a special stigma attached to it that enhances the "yuck"-factor."
i'm sure a greater number of people see masturbating with the baby present as wrong than two people having sex. I'm pretty much sure my folks did it with me in the room. and i dont think i'd care if my uncle jerked himself off while babysitting me. i really can't see how it would make one bit of difference.
― AaronK (AaronK), Monday, 5 December 2005 20:39 (eighteen years ago) link
Oh yes, just look at all of the posts here advocating boning by the baby.
― Dan (This Is Why God Created Kitchen Tables) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 20:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 5 December 2005 20:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (IE, Crank It Next To A Baby) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 20:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 5 December 2005 20:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (You Also Get Feline AIDS) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:10 (eighteen years ago) link
"I tripped!"
― Dan (Next Thing You Know...) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:12 (eighteen years ago) link
MASTURBATING WITH A BABY IN THE ROOM WILL STILL BE GROSS AND WRONG NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU FUCKING MICROANALYZE IT!
THE HISTORICAL RECORD OF WHOLE FAMILIES SHARING ONE- OR TWO-ROOM DWELLINGS CAN FUCK OFF!
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (I Love Ambiguity) Perry (jaymc), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (With Doilies) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:22 (eighteen years ago) link
Aww thanks, Matt. Yer a sweetie.
XP to Ally: Haha, NO, of course now I think we can all agree that it's kind of oh, I dunno, CREEPY, if only because it's pretty damn hard to imagine how it's not easily avoidable! But in the scheme of things? Probably not that big a deal.
― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:23 (eighteen years ago) link
haha dan wins!
I just don't believe that Tuomas finds it creepy!!! Which is creepy!-- Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyza...)
that's what i'm talking about.
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:23 (eighteen years ago) link
fuckin next to babies has been done, and while I, in this day and age, think it's creepy, I can understand how it *wouldnt* be creepy as well. I also think cranking it next to the baby is creepy, but i'm trying to argue that while creepy, it's not necessarily morally wrong. that's why there's an argument.
― AaronK (AaronK), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:25 (eighteen years ago) link
I'm sorry, but unless I'm in a private room in the Playboy Mansion at least 16 of those people need to fuck right off.
― Dan (This Is Assuming They Are All Playmates And Not Greasy Asshat Celebrities L, Monday, 5 December 2005 21:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― AaronK (AaronK), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Bleah) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:31 (eighteen years ago) link
I DIDNT!
― AaronK (AaronK), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― AaronK (AaronK), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Alert Merriam-Webster) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:35 (eighteen years ago) link
xpost
― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― -rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:37 (eighteen years ago) link
you could take a dump in somebody's living room and clean it up before they come home too, but why go there?
i don't even want to think about how to explain what was going on if somebody walked in.m.
― msp (mspa), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:58 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.4catsproductions.com/svu/index1.jpg
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 5 December 2005 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link
like, if you're in a desert and you take a dump, there's no water, and then you need to eat, you eat without washing your hands, oh well, what else can you do eh?
but when you're in a house with running water and soap, you take a shit, and then for some reason not washing your hands before you eat. WEIRD.
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 22:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Monday, 5 December 2005 22:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 22:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 22:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 22:06 (eighteen years ago) link
a) ken c, you were officially the funniest man in the universe until ...b) ... a nairn turned up on strong mind-altering drugs at 5.08pm, then spent four minutes ingesting the world's remaining supply of mind-altering drugs before posting againc) WHAT KIND OF FUCKED-UP FUCK HAS A CHUG ANYWHERE NEAR A BABY?
thank you. you may all resume where you left off.
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Monday, 5 December 2005 22:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Monday, 5 December 2005 22:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 5 December 2005 22:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Monday, 5 December 2005 23:28 (eighteen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Monday, 5 December 2005 23:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 5 December 2005 23:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 00:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― Amity Wong (noodle vague), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 00:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 00:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Ha Ha) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 00:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― Amity Wong (noodle vague), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 00:13 (eighteen years ago) link