The mongrels enjoy their happy new autumn of internet censorship with __________ and ___________-____________________ and ____________ biscuits

how late is late? i was up til 11.30 drinkin red wine and am paying thee price today

world cup is pushing me into regular 2am finishes

-_-

I was up until midnight negotiating image licensing with Biz4rr3 Magazine. I kind of had to remind them it was getting late here.

I was up til abt midnight.

And new dude wants to drag me pubhopping from Union > Tote > Lambsgo tonight. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I cant keep this up.

lool

would that be Melbourne's much-loved, iconic music venue The Tote?

Or whatever its gonna be called now.

http://www.theage.com.au/technology/technology-news/toxic-net-filters-shelved-until-after-election-20100618-ykvj.html

hooray

Yeah ppl been saying this on the vine for weeks now. Its pretty obviously an election death sentence so they're mad not to.

That said, if labor get in again it risks being slid back on the table with a whole raft of worse bits in, and this time they can say "well you voted for us". Ugh.

Man, I feel like shite. I think I'm just going to bail and go home tonight instead of out - it is so cold, I dont think I'd enjoy myself.

good idea. i am going to some thing at a mexican joint up the røde but i don't think it'll be a late one. too much work to be done tomorrow for starters!

This was not me, I swear

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/female-fraud-cons-hairdresser-20100618-yldw.html

ayo

ooh i am in the top 400 WC tippers on f00tyt1ps

hot damn

haven't even entered any WC tippin' why ist dat

you could make up to $3.7m if u tip rite

tipping a WC seems an OHS hazard

oui

And stinky.

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/8/9/18901ee857744995e47a6bda4bcae3b4.jpg

All drink and no sleep make Trayce something something.

ti red

Dont mind if I do!

*falls asleep*

...that made sense before I typed it out I swear.

lool

stupid cat developing bladder problems the day before my rental inspection. spent all evening sailing the seas of wees

Mine vommed a gigantic pile of steak fat that I stupidly fed her, all over my bedroom rug. And then I trod in it :(

that really is the worst

especially with bare feet

Yeah. Bare feet AND drunk. Cleaning that up in my state at midnight was a challenge, I tell you. I think I just ended up covering the rug in carpet shampoo (after I cleaned the gunk up obv) and vaguely sloshing it about.

Good thing I dont have children.

I took up a pair of suit pants on Sunday night after consuming two bottles of wine. I did a surprisingly good job apart from the fact I used purple cotton...they were not purple pants.

were they green? with blue or black it might look sort of alright

They were black but hemming pants in purple thread is not kosher for public servants I don't think.

I think if I sewed drunk I'd just merrily sew my fingers together and likely not even notice.

It is probably the one advantage of being rather overweight. I seem to be able to put away vast quantities of booze with few side effects.

I'm excited because I've booked a huge skip bin and it's arriving on Friday. That's how I know I've become old.

oh man that would rock, the amount of skipworthy stuff i have round the house..

I just discovered a group of silverfish having a party in a pile of NMEs dating back to 1996. Also, hayfever like you wouldn't believe.

Heh I found all my old NMEs last move. Cat had shredded most of em :(

I think my oldest one is from about 1986? It has Fuzzbox on the front cover.

Whoa, I thought I was doing well with a Babylon Zoo cover! I think I found some kind of crusty crispy man rag too. Ewwwww.

ewwwwww!

Better than the last time we moved and I found a Radiohead t-shirt with dried mouldy vomit on it behind the washing machine.

Oh I was wondering where I left that.

my 2nd-oldest NME: Lester Bangs on the road with the Clash, 1978

You win.

I can't remember the older one, but I'm pretty sure I've got one more tattered than that. Next is something like Julian Cope on a yellow background in 1981.

Yo ho ho.

I have a Rolling Stone somewhere with Jackson Brown on the cover ~1985 I think.

Obvs I didn't buy it from the newsagents.

why, is he nude?

oh right the whole being extremely young thing

That confused me for a bit, cos I was like "but 1985 isnt that long ago, I was 15 then... oh shit."

/lolold.

yeah, the majority of my NMEs and MMs were bought cheaper later from 2nd hand record shops, even a reasonable proportion of the mid-90s ones. I have huuuuundreds though.